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PATCHOULI CRUSH PUNY HUMANPATCHOULI SMASH
>>12813675Excellent thread dude, this is the type of content new /jp/ is only capable of.
>>12813683Shitty Touhou threads have been a staple of /jp/ for as long as it's been around.
>>12813684Haha so silly.
>>12813685i fall off my chair and can't stop laugh
>>12813688Me 2 haha so very silly
>>12813689I'm sorry we can't all be depressive no-fun-allowed sihtposters like you.
>>12813691>>12813691Uhh... go away shitposter I'm trying to participate in this thread.
>>12813702On in the sense that you're here to ironically shit it up with deliberately retarded posts in order to make some sort of point about how /jp/ is shitty.
I like how people would gladly participate in cute touhou thread but will bash thread like this.Even though these aren't much different.
>>12813675Damn patchy did you lose weight?
>>12813683>new /jp/This is janny'splace! No funposting allowed!
Unlike Alice I don't chuckleI'd rather flex my muscles
a challenger appears
>>12813951YOUR SOULIS MINE
>>12813968good luck mr mortal kombat dude
would u impregnate a muscular patchy
>>12813998then you don't want to see this macho crew
>>12814031Manly Cirno is the best, dude.
She reminds me of something from a Mario and Luigi game.
>>12814070Patchy is a boss!
>>12813782Muscle is heavier than fat, and that's a lot of muscle.
How does the jan even decide what gets to stay
>>12814139Eyy that's the one.Remilia invites you to sit down and have tea and this hulking mass greets you.
how muscular would her feet be?
in my country we call "macholi"she is ero police. no hentai alive under her gaze. she attack using infinite strength of muscle brutality "S.K.M.D.Y."she is feared by all nanashi gentlemen. she can eradicate all lewd in /jp/. even shitposter not safe. beware.
>>12814508in my country they call you "el maricón"
>>12814207So just imagine how big Fatchouli was before getting ripped.