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Drunk Christmas is best Christmas!

>> No.12806029

I hope someone gives me a loli for christmas

>> No.12806059

I want to grab the oni and make passionate love

>> No.12806068

I could really go for some warm sake right about now..

I'm so fucking cold, dude.

>> No.12806385
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Suika would be my third wife.

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I don't think I can drink heavily anymore. I never get hangovers, but my stomach becomes extremely sensitive to the point where I wont want to eat anything. A bit of sake or beer is alright though.

Sorry Suika!

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>>12806683
I like Suika a lot but I don't think I could drink with her either. Alcohol just tastes bad to me.

>> No.12807675

Suika is so cute. I wish I could hold her, or be dominated by her, or something.

>> No.12808311

What kind of liquor does she like best ?

>> No.12809439

>>12807549
Drink better alcohol and better drinks

>> No.12809479
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12809479

Suika is drunk again at your house.

What do you do with the little drunken oni girl?

>> No.12809483

>>12809479
I'd ask her what she'd like to do

>> No.12809496

>>12809479
I make her play Dwarf Fortress so that she understand what happen when a whole fortress of people are drunk at the same time.

Than I warn her that Old Hell will become like that, and I laugh as she runs to save her friend Yuugi, not noticing she's running in the wrong direction.

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>>12809479

drink

>> No.12809513

>>12806683
Not got drunk. Not even once.
>inb4 olol kids cant drink anyway
I'm 25.

>> No.12809516

>>12809513
>Not got drunk
Meant never got drunk.

>> No.12809557

Suika's blood alcohol levels must be what ...50%?

>> No.12809560

>>12809513

25 year old kid

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>>12809479
Tell her not to negatively influence our half human, half oni kids!

>> No.12810874

>>12809557
Thats lower than I guessed. I was thinking at LEAST .8!

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>>12809439
Like what?

>> No.12810903

>>12806385
disgusting

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>>12809557

>blood alcohol levels

>implying she even has blood in those alcohol filled veins.

>> No.12814400

>>12806029
It's your lucky day, I am giving away Griffon's and GSC's figma. If any of you are interested leave an email I can reach you at.

>> No.12814642

>>12814400
How kind of you.

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>>12805991
I used to have several thousand pictures of this girl. I lost them all.

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