Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Where-in we praise our Undead Overlords.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12779584
Lich a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779584
I'm gonna make love~
Even when I'm dead~

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To all the wannabee writers.

just type out a short explaining in detail what you do during masturbation and post it.

i am sure that after you get over the anxiety and actually have something you can start from there and begin writing more in earnest.

Maybe write some more masturbation details to practice now and then

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>>12779584
>>12779589
>You will never pump enough 'mana' into a Lich that she feels like she's alive again
>Actually she IS alive again, jesus how much Mana did you pump into her?
>Wait you're still going?!

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>>12779595
>going this far
Alp-chan, please stop! If you just accept Jebus in to your heart, you can back into a boy just like I did!

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>>12779595

What

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>>12779584
Valkyrie a not shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779598
>can back
can turn back*

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>>12779584
I keep forgetting that I liked the Lich design and profile.

I keep hearing her in a bit of a deadpan tone. Emotionless, yet somewhat soothing.

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>>12779595
Alp please, why don't you go to a college campus, I'm sure the football team would be happy to use you as stress relief.

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>>12779603
Like a madman's Lullaby?

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I want to fuck Scyllei.

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>>12779598
>>12779605

I-i-i am just trying to help nervous start up writer release their stress. that way they can write some of their fantasies and share the with the world.

S-so, i have no idea what you are implying.

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>>12779584

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>>12779614
I was once like you, young Alp. But you can be cured.

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>>12779603

Would you give that quiet, lonely Lich lady who lives down the street a hug as a christmas gift so she won't feel left out? Y'know, give her body some warmth for a change, at least on this occasion. I would.

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>>12779614
Jesus Saint Mary fucking Christ.

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>>12779614
Just stop by their place and let them unload on you. Then in you.

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>>12779623
>Mary fucking Christ
Jesus no, she's your mother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/vg/88580694

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>>12779626
Fuck Mary, she deserves it.

Sluttier than a Elf

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>>12779620
Could I get away with giving her an early christmas gift?

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>>12779613
>we'll never get a picture of her getting her dog pussy pounded
>all of her doujins get rid of all her monster features except the ears and tails, then turn her into a futa
Fucking kill me

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>>12779637

It's the thought that counts. She might not show it, but she'll probably be pretty happy to have someone remember her either way.

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>>12779625
Almost nobody here lives in Europe though.

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>>12779659
I do, but I'm not sure this is going to end well.

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So my net died shortly after the thread moved to /jp/, did I miss anything big? Did people stop stop posting futa cat, did Charon stop telling bad jokes, did Bob get good at writing or is it just business as usual?

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>>12779671
>Charon
>Bad Jokes.

You must hate fun then, Charon is a qt and I would gladly spend eternity with listening to her wonderful jokes.

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>>12779671
Bob is kill

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>>12779671
Nothing new under the Sun... the fabulous Sun.

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>>12779673
I love fun, bad jokes are my favourite kind of fun.
>>12779674
Was it the key aids?

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>>12779676
No, he just became an attention whoring piece of shit.


We're on to easily bullied maids now.

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>>12779680
>We're on to easily bullied maids now.
The best kind of maids.

[Anonymous No.]

Cu Culainn scariest MG.

>In before there's some faggot who actually hasn't played that FF game

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>>12779685
I haven't... I'm not into JRPGs. Sorry.

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>>12779684
I want to tie her up and make her watch a roomba fuck up dusting the floor, then fuck her while she watches it

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>>12779675
Alps are the lewdest sluts. I so would an alp. and beer and nachos

[Anonymous No.]

Never been in these threads before. What do you guys do here?

I like Ghoul the best based on the description alone.

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>>12779691
We discuss Monster Girls and argue whenever someone likes something different. Some of us write silly stories. And welcome aboard.

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>>12779659
close to the Netherlands perhaps :3 ?

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>>12779659
I do.

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>>12779691
>Ghoul
That's some pretty damn good taste you got there.

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>>12779691
We talk about monster girls and sing sea shanties.

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>>12779701
>sea shanties
And people don't like Assassin's Creed...

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>>12779691
Lurk more dude.

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>>12779615
How long before Smith just kidnaps darling and shares him with her squad of misfit monstergirls?

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>>12779703
how about you and everyone else ITT just fuck off back to /a/ where you should have stayed

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>>12779704
The moment he says he refuses to marry one of the girls offered to him.

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>>12779706
We can't, we got thrown out. There's a bunch of pics explaining it.
Does anyone have those handy? The Waterworld thingies?

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>>12779706
You seem upset.

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>>12779708
What if Suu kidnaps him and smith+her gang has to save him. Meanwhile none of the girls notice bbecause a mimic takes his place

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>>12779706
>>12779629
Been a few threads since we had one of you around.

Go and stay go.

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>>12779689
>not beer and pizza

Alpollo is a false God!

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>>12779715
>Doppel-chan pretends to be Darling and has to deal with their affections
Wait... won't they notice Suu disappearing?
>>12779719
Pizza comes from the old and lewd but shy Turtle Goddess.
...and her three identical sisters.

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>>12779706
It's not like we're allowed there. We got kicked to here.

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>>12779706
Here you go, the epic tale of how we came to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

While this thread is still hopping, I'm gonna ask this now;

Any suggestions as for what to write? A little inspiration would go a long way.

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>>12779706
see >>12779717.
We are here to stay, bitch.

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>>12779730
You mean, what monstergirl to use or what setting or?

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>>12779721
I was under the impression that suu can kinda come and go as she pleases. And even then she could just divide and eave one half of herself there.
And the good part is with this set up the best girl wins the darling bowl Cyclops is best girl

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>>12779732
Either, both, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779730
Genki Dragon Girl leaves momma's Lair, gets hammered with Oni mercenaries and kidnaps a wizard's apprentice.

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>>12779739
I like this idea. That writefag should use this idea.

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>>12779662
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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>>12779738

You could try getting some inspiration from RecapAnon's Unfulfilled Ideas list or something.

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>>12779742
Staring at me will do nothing, I'm not .less.

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>>12779730
>>12779738
Something with a Lava Golem or a Kejourou. I don't remember any story with them.

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>>12779741
seconded

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>>12779739
Not him, but I like this. I'll give it a shot.

>>12779746
This is the second time Kejourou has been suggested, so I'll do it after I finish the Dragon story.

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>>12779745
I dont know how to flirt anon, all i know is that woman tend to stare at men and that's all they need to do.

Also i dont know if its appropriate to ask for email.

i am pretty sure it isnt

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>>12779758
No, it isn't. And you can't flirt with me, NTR is bad.

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>>12779584

Is it me or do the threads die earlier lately?
Anyway, Lich a best. Good job OP.

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>>12779761
You sure i cant beat your waifu ?

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>>12779757
Do you have a pastebin?

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>>12779764
I seriously doubt it. She actually outranks me in the military.

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>>12779768
Yep. http://pastebin.com/u/gauf if you're interested. I've gotta work on my formatting, though. Guess that's this round's experiment.

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>>12779769
Aah, but can she cook, sew and clean like me.

I also recently started to learn massage.

....


i can make slavink.

If that doesnt convince you i will have to give up T.T

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Sabbath is the best faction.

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>>12779777
Trips confirm.

Mah nigga.

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>>12779777
>tfw I spent like a half-hour last thread writing up a greentext description of the Sabbath for a writefag.

Fun stuff.

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>>12779784
I've got it screencapped, but it's poorly edited. Maybe later I'll post it. Thanks again, by the way.

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>>12779776
>3D
>...
>T.T
Is this bait?

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>>12779792
Welcome, again. Happy to help.

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Which monster girl would look best in the sweater that pixiv is losing it's shit over right now? Wight could look pretty nice.

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>>12779794
It certainly is bait :3

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>>12779797
Holst, but yeah Wight is good too.

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>>12779797
Holstaurus.

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>>12779797
Probably some form of Holstaurus or other tittymonster.

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>>12779776
How desperate are you? You are not living your life correctly!

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>>12779777
Only because it's the only faction that doesn't lie or specifically go out of it's way to force things onto you.

Tanuki? Lie and get you turned into a Monster Girl via CAPITALISM
Deruella? Bitch doesn't give a fuck, if you're human you're doing it wrong and must be changed by force
Chief God? Literally the faction that created monsters in the first place, probably just to watch humans fight them for entertainment.

Sabbath is knowingly making a pact and getting exactly what was in the contract, no fronts, no bullshit.

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>>12779805
Except that you trade up your ability to think freely for eternal youth. That's kind of fucked up, and I doubt most pact-swearers know what's actually coming to them.

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Creating a giant barrier to separate Monster Girls, and humans forever.

Such a great idea right my fellow paladins?

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>>12779811
No barrier is Wurmhole proof.

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>>12779809
You don't give that up though.

Also they have that one day demo potion to try out before going full Loli forever.

>So good they let you try before you buy

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>>12779809
They're happy in the end and that's what counts. All hail the Sabbath.

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>>12779811
No. Monsters are not all inherently evil, and some can even be good. Would you cut off your nose to spite your face?

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>>12779809
>Trade up your ability to think freely
Bullshit. Sabbath is a very intellectual organization, constantly focusing on scientific and magical developments for the improvement of quality of life for Monsters everywhere!

Yes 90% of those developments are extremely lewd in nature, and yes, they're quite insistent upon spreading charm and depravity as lolis, but otherwise, totally free thinking.

And Familiars are trained to be very informative when presenting door-to-door for potential recruits.

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>>12779809
It's like this Anon doesn't realize at least half of all MGs use some form of mind control. Chemical addiction, pheremones, charming spells, etc. Not sure why he thinks Sabbath are much worse than all the others.

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>>12779777

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>>12779821
>totally free thinking
Except for the "not thinking at all because you're some bitch loli's clothing 100% of the time" part.

That tentacle potion thing kind of sucks.

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>>12779811
I don't think that'll be good enough to stop Cheshire Cats and stuff that burrows through the ground. And don't get me started on the flyers.

>that moment when sandworms start smuggling MGs under the wall.

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>>12779821
No, you get magically manipulated into doing whatever it is Sabbath wants you to do. Don't kid yourself. Also stop fucking kids.

>>12779824
Well, yeah. Mind control a shit. I don't think Sabbath is worse than the rest, just that they aren't some bastion of freedom and goodness.

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>>12779777
Onee-san faction when.

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>>12779833
Not sure they really need a faction, since it seems... I dunno, at least 4/5ths of all MGs fall in the medium-to-very-large on the breast scale

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>>12779584
Praising undead? If you mean with enchanted blades, healing spells and liquid fire then yes.

Though I might make an exeption for a secluded lich that causes no one trouble.

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>>12779833
Not soon enough. The world needs a controlling nee-san hellhound.

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>>12779835
But very few are really an 'older sister' type, honestly.

>>12779838
Enchanted blades are less effective against undead than a simple iron mace. Swords aren't actually best at everything.

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>>12779827
>Not wanting to spend a day just blanking out and being worn like panties by your loli waifu.

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>>12779777
>That one lead Baphomet who never has a Onii-Chan
>Supreme Commander of the Demon Army and Sabbath
>Forever questioned why she hasn't found "The One" after centuries
>Always responds in kind that she will eventually
>Secretly the most perverted of perverts, lewdest of the lewd
>She desires a Otouto to care for instead

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>>12779849
too lewd anon.
but I like it

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>>12779809
It's just pro-loli propaganda. Not all the Sabbath members take it seriously, so just don't piss off the local Baphomet to the point she decides to mind break you. The rest is demonic energy doing its thing.

Worry more about whatever fetishes they designed their latest spells and potions for.

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>>12779700
Maybe you can point me to some good Ghoul related material. Most of the monster girl stuff I find is centaur, lamia, or goo girl related.

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>People actually defending the Sabbath
>The faction that mind wipes you into loving nothing but lolis and wants to turn everyone into lolicons and lolis forever
>The one that forces you to stop liking curvy women and tits and ass
>Trying to pretend it's a choice

It's like you people never read Baphomet Complex

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>>12779862
We don't really have much of her. Which is sad.

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>>12779863
Welcome to most of MG canon. See this post. >>12779824

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baphomet in a boob wwindow sweater when?

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>>12779861

Sure thing. You tell yourself that at their latest Black Mass brainwashing and loli orgy.

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>>12779868
That's like having a window face a brick wall.

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>>12779867

Because they're not just catching a man on a case-by case basis. They're destroying everyone, including all the other monsters. That's what makes them the worst.

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>>12779877
Well, I think you're confusing threadcanon and KC canon here.

Firstly, unless I'm mistaken, monsters can never transform other monsters (with a few "evolutionary" exceptions, like Valkyrie -> Dark Valk, or Alp -> Succubus). There is no direct reference to transforming other monsters, and I doubt KC would permit it in his setting due to potential for NTR (marrying one MG, then having it replaced with another).

Secondly, they are on record as transforming human women, but many types of monsters can transform human women into their own type -- Ushi-Oni and Succubus, for example. Foods can also transform human women into MGs.

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>>12779845
Ia! Ia! In his loli imouto's panties, Cthulhu lies dead but dreaming!

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>>12779863
>Baphomet Complex
The profiles, MGE-1 and the two world guides are currently the only canon material

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>>12779887
Have you even read the Sabbath profile? They get young monsters of all races to join and make them permalolis. They want to do this until it's nothing but lolis and brainwashed onichans. It's on the same damn set of pages as the loli fox in the china dress in the world guide.

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>>12779887
>you can't transform monster x into monster y
Who cares? They can still turn monsters into lolis and they don't really care what monster you are as long as you're a loli.

They're still ruining everyone with their flat. They don't need monster to monster transformation for that.

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>>12779674

Alot of the people in the IRC are kill because you faggots are a headache to deal with.

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>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Fiance: The Two Part Wedding Edition Part 1
>You stand at the alter in your tux as there is silence before 'Here Comes the Bride' starts to play
>Gracie steps forward in her white gown, the bouquet resting on her pregnant stomach as she reaches the altar. You raise the veil to see her eye is red and filled with water.
>"Hey Beautiful."
>The Priest goes on about marriage stuff before reaching the important part.
>"Do You, Anon, take this Gazer to be your wife?"
>"I do."
>"And do you Gracie, take this man to be your husband?"
>"I-I-I-I D-D-D-D....I DO!"
>"Then by the power in me I pronounce you man, and wife. You may kiss the bride."
>Gracie closes her eye and eyestalks and puckers her lips, you take her, lean her back and kiss her deeply.
>The guests all cheer as you lift Gracie and walk out of the church with her, she tosses the bouquet behind you two as your Wyvern DnD friend burns it in midair.
>"WHAT! It looked liked it was coming towards me."
>At the Wedding Reception as everyone is eating you stand up and hit the glass to get everyone's attention.
>"Everyone I would like to thank you all for coming, but before we end the festivities I have a song for my special girl."
>You walk over to a Piano and look at Gracie.
>"It's a little classic from the 90s that I hope you all enjoy. AND IT'S NOT 'EYES ON ME'!
>All the Gazer guests boo as you sit down.
>You ready your hands and hover above the keys, you then reach inside and pull out an electric guitar and a jamboree comes out from behind you.
>"I SEE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME, I CAN'T DENY YOU'RE A SIGHT TO SEE. THE LOOK THAT YOU GAVE MADE ME FALL TO MY KNEES, SO YOU SEE YOU EYES ARE THE KIND THAT MAKE ME FEEL GAY, THE GAZE THAT YOU LAID PUT ME INTO A DAZE. A LOOK SENT MY WAY MAKES ME SHOUT 'HIP HOORAY', 'HIP HOORAY, HIP HOORAY'!"
>Gracie's cheeks are puffed and she's shaking her head.

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>>12779659
Theres a few people in this thread that live in Europe, me included.

But looking at the postcount made in daytime for me, compared to the posts made at night. Its quite a difference.

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>>12779902
>surrounding yourself with an echo chamber because you can't handle criticism

It's like I'm really on Tumblr!

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>>12779777
Truer words haven't been spoken in this thread.

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>>12779902
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779902
I'm sorry.

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>>12779908

It doesn't help you people turned Bob into Caligula, or Hitler.

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>>12779914
If he'd stop writing about that fucking faggot cat or stop circlejerking about how great he is I'd probably like him more.

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>>12779914
He had like three chances, and he blew all of them. He deserves it by now. He's not a victim. He dug his own hole.

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>>12779914
>Turned Bob into Caligua
We turned him into Malcolm Mcdowell's only good performance since Clockwork Orange until he would voice Metallo in Superman the Animated series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779921
John Hurt was best Caligula.

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>>12779914
I'll take Caligula over Bob any day of the week.

At least Caligula didn't want Incitatus to peg him with his horse cock.

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>>12779899
Take it up with the monsters that chose to join

The men are the ones that get fucked over as witches and familiars will assault whoever strikes their fancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779928
>choose to join
>totally not enticed, charmed, etc in order to coerce initiation

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>>12779926
But he was chuuni as fuck.

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>>12779908
>>12779911

I still enjoy you faggots to some degree, though you may not enjoy me.

>>12779921

Yeah, sure. Why not. We'll even transpose /mgg/ as Supergirl removing his kryptonite heart from that one JLU episode.

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>>12779931
It's like Islam. The dogma says you can only covert of your own free will, but if you don't, you lose your head.

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>>12779933
But instead of the Heart it's Laska's head

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>>12779931

Not him but part of that lies in bullshit monster culture that venerates sex above everything. "Oh honey, you're banging and having granddaughters without having to wait another five years to grow some breasts? How wonderful!" Even if the girls are then lolis forever.

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>>12779937
>>12779928

Says your headcanon. MGE is one giant hugbox. Do you really tKC would permit forced religious conversion by Monster Girls on one another?

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>>12779932
Being chuuni is acceptable if you're a Roman emperor.

You know who was the best chuuni? Empedocles. You can pretend to be Crimson Deity Volcano Emperor or whatever as long as you have the balls to throw yourself into your volcano in order to prove these naive mortals that you're truly a god.

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>>12779948

That's a large part of how all the wonderland monsters came to be. "I don't like you. Now you're this way."

Lilims are like that scary kid in that one Twilight Zone Episode. Wish it into the cornfield, girl.

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>>12779950
But Caligula's chuuni stuff gets pretty annoying after a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfgDPLkMg-w

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>>12779849
>baphomet onee-san

Yes. This should be a thing.

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>>12779966

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>>12779584
Doctor, doctor, gimme the news I've got a
bad case of loving boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779955
That is what happens when you're so powerful that no one from the Order can touch you.
With the possible exception of the few that lead the Church.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a fucking faggot fox?

it will never not be cancelled
We will never see him get dragged away from his childhood friend by the horrible demon inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779990
Sad. I liked the MC in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779990

>Daikini

More like a liberating sex goddess.

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>>12779992
I liked looking forward to him eventually falling in love with a goddess and the childhood friend eventually being phased out of reality entirely, replaced with Dakini


He was surprisingly not bland, too. I wonder if that's why it was cancelled? Didn't meet the 'bland protagonist' requirement?

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>>12779833
>Dedicated to turning all men into shotas and all MGs into shotacons.
>Led by a CC hellhound who appears benevolent and charismatic to her cult followers but treats all those who oppose her viciously
>Prominent cult members include holstauruses and minotaurs, onis, dragons, jinkos, amazons, basically any huge and stronk MG
>Method of brainwashing men into the cult starts by gently protecting the men, introducing them to the joys of being headpatted and sitting on bigger MGs' laps
>making them feel safe, assure the man that they won't hurt or rape him, gain their trust
>Once she teasingly convinces him to call her "onee-san", there's no going back
>Gradually he lets his guard down until one day onee-san asks him try some cookies she lovingly baked for him
>BOOM
>All of a sudden she's twice his size and his clothes no longer fit him
>Soon he begins to believe this MG is actually his onee-san and he forgets about his old life as an adult
>The cult member grabs the shota by the hand and takes him to the hellhound leader to consecrate this wedding of Onee-san and otouto
>The process repeats with other members until world domination

Join anti-Sabbath today

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>>12779990
dakini best lewd fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780000
>Didn't meet the 'bland protagonist' requirement?
What other reason could there be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779990
>get dragged away from his childhood friend by the horrible demon inside her
Dunno, the horrible demon seemed to be shipping them.

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>>12779992
I wish we had more MCs like the one from Sphinx-Chan's Ultra Quiz.

He's just there to get rich.

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>>12779828
Then humanity just goes full airship. Shoot the wings off any fliers and you win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780006
>taking inferior 3dpd over glorious longtongue fox waifu

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>>12780007
sphinx-chan a qt

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>>12780001
>turning all men into shotas
I love nee-sans but no thanks.

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>>12780001

I like this cult.

Where do I sign up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779975
I'm Doc, Doc, Doctor LICH and when you're feelin' sick babe I know a trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780011
>implying a big ugly airship could handle a small, one-man harpy.

Do you even Star Wars?

I have no fucking clue why that popped into my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780003
The nips have shit taste?

not like this is new or anything.

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>>12780011

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780024
>Star Wars
The way the Death Star was blown up was even more retarded than anything in the prequels.

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>>12780001
>Headpats and cuddles
Not too big on being turned into a shota, but the rest sounds great.

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>>12780016
just don't eat the cookies then.

>>12780019
if you like this idea you're probably already into the brainwashing phase

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>>12780015
It's not easy being a treasure guardian.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/765116/f53b3c3dac/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780040
this guy's artwork is kind of creepy

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>>12780000

>Didn't meet the 'bland protagonist' requirement?

I heard it was getting to extreme for the viewership, remember that panel with his childhood friends limbs all mutilated and twisted out of shape?

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>>12779729
mis lados

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>>12779975
lich-a-shit

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>>12780001

Rather then be a shota can I keep my current height and get a monster that's so big next to me it makes me feel like a shota?

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>>12780059
Sure.

That kind of limits your options to Sandworm, Ushi-Oni, some forms of Dragon, and Wurms, though.

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>>12779777
I wish the MGE had more factions, like a farmers faction comprised of humans, Holstaurs, Minotaurs, Werecats, and Cockatrice'.
>4chanX still hasn't updated to accommodate whatever they did with the captcha system.

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>>12780065
And Ogre.

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>>12780066
Donny is a hero to us all.
>fucking twelve years old
>still plows dragon pussy between plowing fields
Why aren't you more like Donnel, anon?

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>>12780065
Onis, ogres, amazons, jinkos, tall-ish werewolves, there are many big MGs out there.

All lonely and desperate to find their own otouto.

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>>12780077
Because I look up to different kind of people. Like Mikael Hakim.

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>>12780065

I like Dragons and Wurms.

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>>12780077
He can't pull off the pot

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>>12780023

Anybody cap that from a thread or two ago?

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>>12780050
Really? that's all? Sigama usually does a lot more brutal than that. My god, the nips are a bunch of pussies.
>>12780081
Well, you should be looking up to Donnel Tinhead, greatest character in the series.

>>12780084
He can. He uses it to hide his ridiculous hair. I think it's Kellam's support with him that reveals that.

[Anonymous No.]

Hathor : promoting health and milk
Ammy : promoting Normal sized tits, and happiness (vanilla)
Inari : promoting sex, goddess of rice, good business, sex , success, more sex. happiness too, welcomes tits of all sizes
Uhsi-shit : a group of like 3 people who pretend to drink chocolate milk , considered even more less of a religion that Scientology.
Baphoments : weirdos that like pedo crap and turn people into lolis and mind break them

Did I miss anything?

[Anonymous No.]

you're on a road trip with two monster girls what road tunes do you sing with them

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>>12780082
My negro.

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>>12780088
>you should be looking up to
But my hero is better written than yours.
>>12780093
Love Deterrence?

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>>12780023
I-is it a sloppy deepthroat with a nice pre-swallow tonguebath finish?

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>>12780091
>considers hathor a god
>considers ushit-oni not a god
They're literally part of each other's canon.

[Anonymous No.]

What's all the faction hullabaloo?

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>>12780093
That tail should be angled to show her jerking him off to the beat.

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>>12780091
>pretend to drink chocolate milk
I actually drink chocolate milk.

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>>12780066

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>>12780091

If you're talking MGE too then there's the Snake Cult of crazy humans that throw women into magic snake pits to make them into lamias.

>>12780100
No they're not. Hathor was a thing long before the Ushi-tologists tried to make Spidercow. Actually Korna is older, if also just as irrelevant.

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>>12780100
>>12780104
Thats two
Where is the third one?

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>>12780059
Sure. You can refuse the offerings of shotafication cookies as long as she's big enough compared to you to do this:

https://imgur.com/RzO43AD

Because this is the way you're required to sit with her at anti-Sabbath meetings.

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>>12780111
Behind you. Nothing personal... kid.

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>>12780110
ushi-tologists
I am stealing that from you.
Good creation there Anon

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>>12780111
Well, technically there's four of us. Possibly more.

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>>12780113

I was more thinking cookies to make her giant, I'm pretty damn tall.

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>>12780111
I want to cuddle an Ushi-Loli.

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>>12780125
Little rape machines in-training.

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>>12780130

Why didn't anybody make a good quality drawing/sketch of her yet?

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>>12780130
That looks like a toddler. I'd prefer my Ushi a tiny bit older, like 12 or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780125
you are my most niggest of niggers

[Anonymous No.]

All of the talk of age difference, I want to be a shota with a loli and grow up together with her at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780124
I guess they could make special accommodations for you.

No otouto deserves to go unloved, after all.

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>>12780141
>delicious shota-on-loli exploratory sex
Yes, please!

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>>12780138
I also want to gently deflower her while softly kissing her tiny lips.

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>>12780130
Because people really do not like them?

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>>12780141
A Sabbath and an anti-Sabbath member escape their cult lives for a doomed and tragic love affair.

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>>12780136
>>12780149
Daki of Ushi-Loli in a camisole with her tiny budding breasts bare hidden, lying on her back on the bed, blushing with both embarrassment and arousal when?

[Anonymous No.]

>Human girls brought up that way since early childhood strongly desire to become monsters themselves and acquire a beautiful, alluring snake body. Becoming an echidna means becoming a god themselves. Becoming another lamia family monster is also an act of approaching godhood. The ritual for converting such girls into monsters is the “ritual of the snake god”. The ritual is performed using numerous snakes.

>By continuously exposing the snakes to the mamono mana of echidna and other lamia family monsters over a prolonged period of time, they can infuse them with mamono mana for future use. The ritual is performed over a special magic square that changes the body to make it easier to receive mamono mana and pleasure. The snakes infused with mamono mana are released onto the girl's body, crawling around, coiling around, and binding her while giving her pleasure. The mamono mana settles in over night. At the same time when the girl's body changes into that of a monster, in the case that she changes into a medusa or echidna, the snakes used in the ritual join with the girl's body, becoming her hair snakes. Once the ritual is over, the girls are ecstatic that their body has changed into a beautiful snake body like that of a god. They will then immediately desire to use that body to bind the man they love to them eternally.

What the fuck is wrong with MGE

[Anonymous No.]

High priestess Shirohebi
Hathorite priestess
Ammy high priestess
High priestess of Inari
Head priestess of Ra
Ryuu Shrine Head
All gather together in one room, what would happen?

They all get milk and cookies for starters

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>>12780168
>in the case that she changes into a medusa or echidna, the snakes used in the ritual join with the girl's body, becoming her hair snakes
Well, there we have it, the guys who want Medusa hairjobs totally are bestialityfags.

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>>12780174
Probably not much. None of them are militant-expansionist religions, and most govern non-conflicting circles.

Put a spidercow in the room, though...

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>>12780168
>not wanting to help your childhood friend become a monster
Pleb.

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>>12780168
MGE generally has little to no regard for the value of HUMAN life. Hence the pseudo-mind control of males as per >>12779824 and the forceful transformation/assimilation of human women.

It's only once they're MGs that hugboxing applies.

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>>12780184
Why would a spidercow be there, they don't head any religion.

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>>12780168
>What the fuck is wrong with MGE
Nothing. Lamias are superior to human girls, so it's normal that they want to be transformed into them.

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>>12780188
Well, it's not intended as a hugbox for humans, it's written from the perspective of corrupted individuals.

>>12780190
Well, they're all a member of the Cult of Ushit-Oni...

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>>12780188
>forceful
The snake god cult was created by human heretics who wanted to become lamias
It's not forceful if they 1. WANT to become monsters and 2. are doing it to themselves

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>>12780190
ushi-onis go where they want

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>>12780178
>they become a part of her body and share her will and feelings and cease to exist as separate organisms
Nah.

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>>12780168

The real question is what's wrong with people who would rather stay human.

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>>12780174
Ammy and hathor start bickering over a guy, and ra joins in just for the fun of annoying the two younger ones

The Shirohebi starts talking about husband problems with the Inari and the Ryuu, who in turn turn the topic towards what the most common complaints they receive in their church.
At some point saki mysteriously appears in the room (every suspects the Inari), but they all partake of it.

Ends up becoming one of those cute MGs doing cute drunken MG things together.

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>>12780141
I want to have grown up with a lamia

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>>12780168
So do you get different kinds of lamias depending on the snakes used during the ritual? And can Medusas get different kinds of hair-snakes? Python Medusas? Shirohebi-Medusas?

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>>12780082
>you will never be her treasured little bro
>she will never be fiercely possessive of you and make sure you don't get into trouble

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>>12780141
This guy knows.

[Anonymous No.]

MGE : Successful elimination of humanity in the next 2-3 generations.
That is main reason I disregard most of MGE canon.

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>>12780230
meh, humanity isn't that great anyway

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>>12780091

>All these people bickering over cults, faction and goddesses again

And I'm just chilling here, watching from the sidelines. Good thing based Priest-kun's church doesn't force us to push our beliefs onto others.

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>>12780230
Humans have survived the threat of extinction before. Settings with conflict that don't involve excessive medieval violence are interesting.

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>>12780236
We need more priest kun .
Those stories were entertaining.
Was commercial guy doing those?

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>>12780230

We'd probably pick on on what's happening and start a purge for the sake of survival, just like we always did.

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>>12780230
You understand that both sides of the conflict have reached a stalemate, don't you?

At least read the World Guide before you spout shit.

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>>12780168
KC has a corruption fetish.
Also, KC writes the Demon Realm as a carefree utopia, and the Order as an oppressive cesspool, so he doesn't really care about what happens to the humans so long as they become monsters.
>>12780196
There's the Wandering Scholar, who we're supposed to believe is uncorrupted despite him meeting at least two Lilims, the head Baphomet, the Fallen Maidens, a Dark Matter, and the Demon Lord. All of them had a hand in the MGE.
All the profiles are from interviews with whatever monster he's writing about at the time.

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>>12780209
>bossy girl makes her childhood friend help her become a snake
>immediately impales herself on his cock
Excellent.

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>>12779911
I will take bound and gagged Shirohebi for 300 please

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>>12780230

You realize that monsters can't live without human men right?

When the monster lord completes her mission to have monsters give birth to human men the only thing going extinct will be human females. Good riddance.

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>>12780146

>She has a complex about her tiny breasts comapred to her mom and oneesan
>He doesn't even know where to stick it
>Thinks he's heart her
>Sticky fumblings and experimentation
>The birds are flying
>She hurts in between her legs, and it's sticky
>He's panting and heaving like he just ran a marathon
>There's a crack in the bedroom door as they clasp their hands together
>Her mom was watching them, she just whispers an "Ara Ara~" as she takes her husband off to re-live their newlywed days

[Anonymous No.]

How would you reward your daughteru for passing her test with flying colors

Oh good my extensions are working again

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>>12780259
why boner?

continue please

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>>12780257
You realize while i enjoy the creatures and creations he makes I do not live by his canon word for word. Admit it, some of his stuff is plain stupid, if not outright conflicting of his own stuff.
For one to live entirely by a single canon and use it as defacto law shows in my opinion a completely closed and simple mind not able to utilize any imagination or compromise.
It boils down to the fact that his world is heavy handed against humans and he wrote himself into that position.

I am not specifically directing this towards you but the thread in general.

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>>12780273
Treat her to her favourite dish

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>>12780259
>Implying a Ushi-Loli would just be a curious/aroused MG.
>Not a predator-in-training her entire childhood.

Something more like this:

>Hides in tree in the park, by the mens washroom.
>Waits until someone comes out.
>Jumps down with a small "rawr"
>Man is startled by large, black object moving towards his face
>Stumbles backwards and trips
>Knocks his head against the side of the washroom's brick wall
>Gets dragged back to cave.
>Man gets tied to chair, still unconscious, at the head of the table with a party hat covering his bandaged head. Meanwhile the Ushi-family has a celebratory feast.

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>>12780273
With dickings, of course.

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>>12780273
Cum in her mouth.

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>>12780244
I thought the scholar was a monster, I think she's a dark matter

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>>12780277

Fuck are you even talking about? You went off on an unrelated tangent. Almost like you're trying way to hard to sound smart.

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>>12780281
aww ushi loli caught her first prey

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>>12780285

The author of the MGE is a Dark Matter. The Wandering Scholar is just the in-universe drawfag with a Leanen Sidhe wife.

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>>12780273
I bring her favourite shota and lock the room with both of them inside.

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>>12780281

I don't think his greentext was about an ushi-oni specifically.

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>>12780288
I bet an ushi loli's rapes would be manageable. As she grew up you'd get used to it and be able to enjoy sex with her even once she's an adult.

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>>12780285
>>12780291
The Dark Matter wrote World Guide 2.
Everything else is the work of the Wandering Scholar, an unclaimed human male that happens to know his way around the world.

He had a Sidhe to guide him around Lescatie for a bit. She hasn't been mentioned since

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>>12780273
By giving her cookies, fudge, cupcakes, small yet not small enough to be cupcakes cakes, rice crispy treats, and tender cuddling followed by
dicking her mother to make another baby so our smart daughteru can teach her younger sibling.

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>>12780296
and it'd be cute as hell

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>>12780304
Mark my words, one of these days I'm going to shoop that girl into an ushi.

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>>12780307
marking those words

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>>12780274

>The young lovers are now young adults
>It's near the holidays, they're barely clothed in winter gear due to her nature as a Yuki-Onna, but he's still wearing a big red scarf
>She gets flustered every time he talks to their classmates on break
>The Shirohebi miko-in-training with her jock boyfriend
>The Sakura Dryad and the farmer's son
>The Ryuu and her husband in training, weighed down by blocks of jade at the behest of her mother to make sure he has enough stamina
>Anon says something to get her attention, she turns and ends up pressing her lips onto his
>A small snowstorm erupts from their general position, permafrost starts forming on his hands
>She gets all flustered because of him being so forward in public with her
>He laughs and tells her to look up, his right hand is hanging onto mistletoe
>"Blame it on this, then. But when we get back to the inn, we're really gonna light up the night."
>She buries her face in his scarf and baps him on the chest multiple times, calling him an idiot, a fool, and other words. Her heart beating faster and faster

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>>12780315
Does he get frostbite?
>, permafrost starts forming on his hands

[Anonymous No.]

I think MGU would be more interesting if monster mothers could give birth to human children as well as monsters.

>TFW you will never be a guy with a dragon twin sister

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>>12780321

They can I think, but it's very rare.

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>>12780315

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>>12780273

With cookies and a bearhug, of course. After that, free dad shoulder rides unlocked for the rest of the day.

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>>12780321
"Dood, you really need to set me up with your sister, we have been friends since 4th grade, you know I would do her right?"

I am cool with that idea.

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>>12780110
Do you think they ever have freaky orgies inside the snake pit?

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>>12780328
>I mean i would right by her , honest guy, I didn't mean that the way it sounded, she just makes me all...well, you know"

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>>12780321
The Demon Lord's goal is a world where human women become monsters and men become incubi, and monsters are able to give birth to incubi as well as monsters
it's as close as you'll get in the MGE

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>>12780332
At this point you just keep buying him beer.

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>>12780321
>Your dragon twin sister will never force you to play "Knight and dragon" with her
>She will never cry and call for your dragon mother when the knight actually manages to win

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779903
>They're married now
Show's over, everyone go home.

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>>12780281
>>12780296
>>12780304

Actually, that would make for a weird family dynamic if the age difference is significant (KC MGs start manhunting 10 up, but her catch could be easily 20-30+). So imagine raising a MG like a daughteru that's simultaneously your waifu and (allegedly) dominating mistress. Maybe things like...

>Ushi-Loli running home excitedly and leaping onto your chest and knocking you onto your arse. She shoves a math test with a high score in your face and eagerly receives headpats. Then she demands a husbandu dicking as a reward.

>Ushi-Loli bragging to MG-bros about how her husbands shlong is as big as their forearms, and that shota childhood love interests are nothing in comparison.

>Ushi-Loli used to being raised by you, with you bathing her, encouraging her, teaching her things like a father. Ends up accidentally becoming very submissive and treating you as a father-figure as a result, and never tries to dominate.

>That awkward moment when Ushi-Loli brings you lunch at work for the first time, and your co-workers gather around to gawk at your cute "daughteru" -- only for her to loudly burst out and she's actually your wife, grinning like an idiot during the brief, awkward silence. Starting next week, you start receiving spam and newsletters from the Sabbath.

>Ushi-Loli never really learned advanced hunting techniques since she lucked out by knocking out a guy unconscious by luck. So later in life when she has kids, she keeps giving her own daughterus bad, made up hunting tips, like wear cat ears and making meowing sounds to pose as a cat.

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>>12780340
All of those are super cute. Keep going.

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>>12780188
This, being a female in MGE would mean having a really horrible life. There's a ton of monsters that forcefully convert females whetever they like it or not. Same applies to males who lose their freedom. The only thing that makes up for it is the fact that both females (once converted) and males end up having (forced) pleasure for the rest of their lives.

>>12780199
An exeption alongside Sabbath

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>>12780338
I need this in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780315

>Back at the inn, they're back in their room after taking a bath
>There's only one futon, Anon tells her he's fine on the floor if she wants to take it
>She starts having a conniption
>"W-why won't you get in bed with me!? You'll kiss me but you won't be with me like before when we were kids!?"
>"It's not that."
>"Then what is it!?"
>"I've... been keeping track of your unsafe days, and today's not one of them."
>Her eyes widen, not having taken into consideration he may have kept track of that
>Anon holds up a condom with a note from Yuki-Mom that says 'Have fun you too! <3 Mom"
>"That and knowing your mom, she probably poked a couple of holes in this. You know how she is about wanting grandkids."
>"... Tch, it figures that old hag would pull something like that. She's only worried about having a big family, and this and that, and such. There's no way I'd want your kid, how could I have been so foolish?"
>She starts to tear up a little
>"After all, we were just kids and I..."
>Anon's there, he puts on finger on her lips
>"You didn't force anything on me. After all, I told you we'd light up the night, didn't I?"
>"B-but I thought that was one of your stupid fireworks jokes..."

(1/2)

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>>12780340
>>Ushi-Loli never really learned advanced hunting techniques since she lucked out by knocking out a guy unconscious by luck. So later in life when she has kids, she keeps giving her own daughterus bad, made up hunting tips, like wear cat ears and making meowing sounds to pose as a cat.
I prefer to imagine she'd raise her daughterus as vanillafags who would tomoko out when nobody wants to hold hands with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780340
anon i cant HNNNNNGGGG any harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780347
Wait, so it's a safe day, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780350
That, or Fia-type ushis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780342
>>12780352

Actually, I WAS originally going to write this as a small running series from the perspective of one of those Kindergarden journals (the kind where the top half of the page is for drawing in crayon, and the bottom half for writing in) by the Ushi-Loli. But didn't think it would get much interest, so didn't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780364
Do it faget.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to delete your reaction images

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780364
well you have my interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780364
And my axe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780364
>turning a rapemachine into a moeblob
>thinks noone would be interested
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780364
Do it and pastebin it.
Something tells me it will be a long running thing, and I know the ushi-fags will love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780384
She'll grow up into a rapemachine later, anon. It's just a matter of time.

>>12780387
Why would they like it when it sort of contradicts everything the Ushi-Oni is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780362

Shit, I meant the other way around.

>>12780347

>Anon lays her on the futon, gently slipping her robes open. Her breasts are pert and lovely, two fleshy mounds of cobalt flesh
>She gets embarassed at his stare, covering them with her arms.
>"D-don't stare so intently."
>"You don't have a complex about that do you, still?"
>"Does it matter, it feels lewd when you're staring at them like this! Like a beast beholding its next meal! Like i'm some kind of consolation prize!"
>"Except you're the grand prize, Darling."
>Her arousal starts revving its engine below, shifting her legs as he massages her breasts while kissing her on the neck and lips
>Slips one hand down between her legs, giving her clit a nice little rub
>She arches her back slightly and calls Anon a jerk, bopping him on the head for attacking without warning
>He slips fingers into her, stimulating all of her erogenous zones, making her cum, female ejaculate squirting out and dirtying the futon
>She watches him disrobe, his cock that used to look like a small sausage is now a rod of heat and flesh, standing up at attention
>He positions himself, getting ready to penetrate, but first, his hands start slipping up her forearms.
>"D-don't you even dare! You're a monster if you do it!"
>"Then a monster i'll be."
>He clasps her hands in his as he slides into her drenched folds, tenderly fucking her. It feels hundreds of times better than when they were kids
>Minutes of stroking and thrusting, their bodies coming together in the ultimate combination of man and woman, she's getting ready to cum, so is he.
>"Gotta... pull.. out..."
>She wraps her legs around Anon
>"Don't you even dare!"
>"Yuki..."
>They both orgasm cataclysmically, their bodies twitching as she lip-locks him, his boiling hot seed flowing into her
>TFW you will never consummate marriage with X MG that you've known for Y years

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12780368
>>12780370
>>12780378

Then I'll put it on my to-do list. Yes, I'm the anon who wrote >>12780281 and >>12780340.

I'm still working on my Kikimora art/story project, but once that's done, my next project will be doing a similar art + journal for Ushi-Oni, with a doodle for each entry. I'm tripfagging right now so that when I say, "I'll get around to it," you'll know I'm actually working on a project right now and am not just some anon who made a promise but then forgot about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780388
They are so hard up for new content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780394
Kikimora first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780400
I'd rather we have no content at all instead of content that completely ignores the spirit of the thing. That's what happened to Manticore, and fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780410
>Would rather have no original content than content which dares violate the holy scripture of KC.
Christ, it's a MG thread, not a KC dick-sucking content. Holding his work in high regard is one thing, prohibiting any works that contract KC is another entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780413
contract=contradicts, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780410
Well I have been trying to turn manticores into shy classy ones with some success.
I hated that bitchboi story with a passion.

Are you pro rape machine or pro nice ushi machine?
Personally I don't care for ushis , but i am not gonna tell you they suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780410

>I'd rather we have no content at all instead of content that completely ignores the spirit of the thing

Variety and creativity keeps these threads alive, though. You don't have to read what you don't like, either.

Not everybody wants to follow KC's canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780413
>Ushi-oni
>monstergirl version pretty much exclusively created by KC
>terrible, terrible rapemonster
>"I know, let's turn her into a tiny loli submissive!"
Fuck off.

>>12780416
I'd like to point out that Manticores are supposed to be aggressive sadists.

Pro-rapemonster.


>>12780419
And what will happen to the Manticore will happen to the Ushi, watch. You'll get nothing like she originally was and a pile of submissive ushi-oni smut because the fucking maledomfags can't let us have a handful of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one avoid creating a haremshit fic in monster girl verse where there are horny devils and females everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780423
>submissive
She's not sub tho, she's vanilla lolidom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780423
>And what will happen to the Manticore will happen to the Ushi

Nothing happened to the manticore.
We simply demonstrated not all of them are sadistic mind breaking bitches.
Never once did we claim the 'evil' one doesn't exist.
Variety is the spice of life mah friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780416
>Well I have been trying to turn manticores into shy classy ones with some success.
>I hated that bitchboi story with a passion.
I fucking hate faggots like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780423
>because the fucking maledomfags can't let us have a handful of monsters.
This argument again? Jesus, both sides need to just fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780427
>>12780340

>Ends up accidentally becoming very submissive and treating you as a father-figure as a result, and never tries to dominate.

Nigger, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780416
>masturbating with a shy manticore's tail
Bueno. You're doing god's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780423
>Fuck off.

What is juxtaposition for comedic affect anon? its not like hes making a serious story or anything its just slapstick. we cant even have them break character for humor?

plus they are sentient beings. meaning they aren't dumb beasts that can't learn or be tough differently. A single ushi-oni raised in a very unusual situtation might just have a chance of being different than those with normal upbringings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780416
>Well I have been trying to turn manticores into shy classy ones with some success
I don't even like manticores that much but fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780423

>And what will happen to the Manticore will happen to the Ushi, watch

Fia happened a long time ago. She's cute as hell, and yet, she's barely mentioned anymore. I don't think Ushi-Onis are gonna get completely ruined just because someone wants to write a story with a different view of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780423
>>12780429
It shows that both types of manticore exist.
and it makes everyone happy

Except for this faggot who cant read >>12780431

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780141
>grow up with a holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780429
Of the eight manticore stories I've read, only one even comes CLOSE to how she's represented in KC canon, which is what they're clearly based off of given the physical design. The rest are all shy, submissive, or generally not prone to dominating.

I'd struggle to call it 'variety' if that's all there ever is.
>>12780442
Fair enough. But once again; It's going to happen.

>>12780450
>both kinds of manticore exist
So completely ignoring the canon you're basing them off is fine, got it.

You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780453
>only one even comes CLOSE to how she's represented in KC canon
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

And here we go again.

I do agree with that guy in some points though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780447
who the hell is fia?

also, we have people arguing nearly every thread about how ushi-oni are terrible, awful, etc. due to their main characteristic of being rape trains

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780423
Not even KC is as strict about his own material as you are.

Offer content of your own if what people write here bothers you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780458
http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780124
Just keep in mind that everything will grow proportionally with her. For example, twice the size would bring about the doubling frequency of rapes, the rapes being twice as powerful, and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780453
>So completely ignoring the canon you're basing them off is fine, got it.
>You're retarded.

So using your very same logic against you, by only living by one canon, you sir are more retarded.

Like someone mentioned earlier not everyone sucks KCs dick here.
I am pretty sure KC did not invent manticores. someone want to check?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780466
not him, but people get shouted down when talking about sadist manticore or aggressive ushi-oni.
>>12780474
>tailpussy
>used in every manticore story
>totally not an invention of kc guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780478

>An MG using her gimmick
>In every story

Go fucking figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780482
Isn't that the one that only appears in KC's version, though? People using throwing poison spikes get a pass because that's from D&D, but the tailpussy thing is KC only, AFAIK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780464

>who the hell is fia?

Exactly. Fia is an awkward Ushi-Oni who's too shy to properly express her feelings for a certain man, and she often screws up her chances of asking him out by doing things like giving him bearhugs on instinct out of the blue due to the "rapetrain nature" she tries her best to hold back all the time, and then running away in extreme embarrassment in a rather comical way. The few stories written about her are pretty heartwarming.

That was a few months ago, and yet, Ushi-Onis are still regarded as rape incarnate here. I don't see the problem in having some variety from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780484

It is. He's just being retarded. Moeifying everything is as ridiculous as sparkly vampires. There's a point where you lose the defining characteristics of something and it doesn't fit the name anymore. It's the inverse of a rose by any other name.

But people are going to do it. Just silly to see them trying to argue manticores when they were already moeblobbed once and it took forever for them to get some traction again as rape machines and not vulnerable tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780484

I had an idea a long time ago of a Manticore who didn't in fact, have a tailpussy. Rather her tail would be more like a fleshy bludgeon at the end tipped with barbs that could be shot, tipped with paralytic poison that if injected too many times in a certain span of time would lead to cardiac arrest or death.

Obviously I didn't do it because both Bob and .less disapproved of a Manticore doing anything other than Tailpussy and "olev". Which just goes to show how much of an impressionable hack and colossal faggot I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780490
Was it two or three threads ago that people said that Ushi-Oni could be easily killed by a guy with a gun? I forget.

Anyway, some variety is fine but once again; if all people write about is atypical examples suddenly it becomes typical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780478
Thanks for reminding me about the tailpussy, very good point there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780122
Well now we know there are at least five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780496

Something that size can't be killed easily with a gun. I mean, a bear or a buffalo can't be killed that easily with a gun. It's dangerous as hell and you need to hit just the right spot to put them down before you get mauled. But it can be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780500
I don't like it to see boobs without nipples. They're just so pointless

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780500
make that six

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780433
>ben garrison

I didn't know the Montana Merchant Mangler liked monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780500
Six. A writefag did a story on them a few threads back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780494
>I didn't do it because both Bob and .less disapproved
>how much of an impressionable hack and colossal faggot I am
Yes you are, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780500
No, it is still 3
1 person is samefagging.
And you always spam the same ushi images over and over does not help your cause .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780496

It's been quite some time since we've last had something like this for Ushi-Onis, though.

>Ushi-Oni could be easily killed by a guy with a gun?

That entire discussion was retarded and pointless, I ignored most of it, but I do know that it eventually turned into blatant "Nuh-huh/Uh-huh" shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780512
Seven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780516

Part of it as well was the fact that there's almost memetic hate against me to begin with, so even if I did it, you all would get in a miff over something as inconsequential as the lack of fellatio from a goddamned venomous tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779777
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780500
>>12780512
>>12780522
samefag
there is no way you can convince me that 3 people just randomly decided to post usi images in a row , and in proper number sequence

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780517
Can you really not handle that someone might like something you don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780529
You know if you really are so hated, then you should have learned to keep your terrible opinions to yourself.

But unless you're Bob or Nega, which from the posting style I'm going to say not, nobody could hate you that much. Alp thinks people hate him when they just want him to write or shut up and anyone else that's that disliked is a nobody greetexter.

So I'm guessing Commercial or Gamer Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway since this one faggot has descended to childish tactics to defend his position I propose we simply ignore any further responses from him and discuss something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780544
I guess it was a bad time to post my question during the storm, but I'd like to bump this question here >>12780426

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780543
it's probably Bollocks, he has a persecution complex too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780001
Just as bad as Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780543
I just got here (commercial) , Not sure i want to be here with what has been going on in the thread right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780543

Wrong on both guesses.

My taste isn't even that bad, because unlike Bob, I despise pegging and futa with a passion that rivals the zealous fury of even the most stalwart Paladin. But you faggots will go "lel you're just insecure with your sexuality".

There's a big difference to stimulating the perineum/taint/gooch/that crevasse between your anus and your balls and getting a dick shoved up your ass. That's just haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780550
MGs put demon energy into a guy when they take spirit energy out. Demon energy marks you as "owned" and starts to incubize you.

The rest is just society/law. It's super-taboo to steal another's husbandu, according to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780426
>>12780550
Don't let the thread vote on it. Thread votes are always harem. And have the guy understand that love, like time, is a finite resource. You can't spread it around indefinitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780517
>>12780532
Goddammit, you guys are fucking cancer.
>>12780555
What are you talking about? Your typing style is super easy to recognize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780273
Dick her raw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780550
I think there are several ideas you could use in that type of universe.
1) When the MG claims you, you get her scent on you and keeps other MGs away.
2) special rings like the ones issued in the MGC canon that let people know you have a mate.
3) most MGs don't like sharing, so if you are in a harem route, it was your own damn fault.

I would like to think that MGs would try their hardest to attract you, but once you have made up your mind they sort of start leaving you alone.

I am not sure if that helped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780557
Well fuck you, I'm not playing guess that writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780571
christ, wouldn't that just be the worst

once you're taken all of your 'friends' go away

>>12780568
they can't accept that some people love the rapetrain. pay them no mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780568
If you knew me, you know i don't respond to trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780426
>>12780550
Most monstergirls are possessive by nature (except some of them like bicorns). I don't see a dragon sharing her "treasure" or an Apophis her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780111
Original Arachnotaur Guy here.

It was originally supposed to be a joke referencing Billy and Mandy that has since spiraled out of control into it's own little cult.

Khorna was obviously just a little WH:40k reference I wanted to make but was ultimately completely irrelevant since strawberry milk is shit.

The real comedy behind it all is that I'm actually allergic to chocolate so I shouldn't be drinking it anyway.

People nicknamed me "Sensitive Chocolate"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780507
>Something that size can't be killed easily with a gun
If something is too big to be easily killed with a gun, you need a bigger gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780557

What are you even going on about? Girls licking your taint is about like them teasing your balls. You better trust them but it's not a big deal. Focusing specifically just there is a little weird but whatever.

Gooch sounds super gay though. I have no idea what part of the world uses it but everyone else uses taint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780582
christ not again
just let this one die

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780571
I meant they stop being wife candidates, not stop being friends.

Of course they remain your friends.
It's just they stop trying to get you into their panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780589

Johnny Knoxville has called it the gooch before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780571
>>12780565
>>12780426

This one >>12780559 is the official KC explanation. Demonic energy in a guy is like a wedding ring. It lets everyone know you're taken. Technically nothing is "forcing" a girl not to try and steal you anyways, other than the huge societal taboo (and one would assume punishment or laws, but it's not clarified).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780599
The MGC 'canon' such as it is implies extremely heavy fines and jail times for attempting to NTR a MG. Whether it's for the man or the other monster I can't recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780532

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780582

I meant like a standard medium game sport rifle but we could always go Burt Gummer "Right tool for the job". You hit anything with a big enough gun and it's byebye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAyAKXdOP54

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780580
We should do a short about Macha and Khorna

IG always

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780599

That would be more relevant if DE was used at all in most stories instead of tossed out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780613
Well, you need it to become an incubus but most people don't like the whole 'mind forcibly changed to better suit your lover' thing, so people tend to drop it.

It also tends to happen on a much longer timeframe than most stories detail. I know I use it, but it just hasn't come up yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780595
>Even knowing what anyone from Jackass has called anything
You should have kept that to yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780606
Married man having consensual sex with one that's not his wife (without her consent) is jail time and fines I think.

MG raping a married man = Jail time and massive fines and repeat offenders get chemical treatment to reduce if not kill their sex drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780626
I wonder if there's some sort of treatment program or compensation for the victim. It must be pretty terrifying to get raped by a woman who is not your wife, and it must fucking burn to be NTRed by someone you're that closely bonded to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780550
You're marked by the energy signature of your monster waifu, making you less appealing to most other monsters. Harems can still happen but they almost always need to be a childhood friend deal or for the man to take the initiative.

Bicorns are natural harem makers so avoid those. Beelzebubs like the taste of "tainted" men and will either entice other monsters to have their way with her husband or make advances or claimed men. Be careful if you intend to feature those two.

Lamias, dragons and oomukade are all highly possessive creatures. Cases like the echidna from Fallen Maidens are very rare.

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

Time to play dress-up with the maid!

Need some input guys. So I got a plainclothes Kikimora here, but I'm not really sure what to do about her clothing or accessories. Her HEALTHY figure and plunging neckline means its really hard to add any sort of apron without covering up the eye-candy. I'm also worried that going *too* far beyond just plainclothes will start detracting the viewer's attention from her figure itself.

What I will add:
- Detailing the headpiece
- Redoing the stockings
- Adding a piece of hair-band jewelry for the braid

What I cant decide on:
- Stockings: Nylons with black lace top? White lace? Cotton? What kind?
- Apron: Full body apron, just a waist-only apron down to the hips or thighs, or no apron at all.

Any other suggestions? I'm nearing the final stretch, so this may be the last chance to give input on anything before I finish this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780637
I suspect some form of Healing program exist, It is assumed they bring their magics with them.
Perhaps a Nightmare runs a clinic to help reduce Post traumatic stress , not wipe the event from memory but reduce the psychological damage to the victim.

This is just an idea, I really haven't puch much thought to that.
what do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780663
>puch
Put

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780661
>That art.
You are the hero /mgt/ deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780661
Gotta be black lace stockings, and definitely needs an apron. She's a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

What if
Ushi- Oni and minotaur start fighting each other over you while you sneak away with your ryu waifu and get married

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780661
how about a black and white maid style dress with frills on the skirt part

I think black stockings with white highlights would go well with her outfit.

One of the red jewels to bind her braid.perhaps

Looks great so far Danna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780690
And what this Anon said
>>12780680

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780273
Make her a bowl of softboiled eggs.
Also lots of hugs and head rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780690
>Fitting stockings over talons without tearing
What's stranger is the garters going to her leg scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780686
And then the Ryu turns out to actually be a Doppelganger.

[Anonymous No.]

Question time!
A human couple are living in MGC
Does the 'stink' of the human wife keep MGs away from the guy, or does it make them want to steal him even more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780697
This is MGC. They probably make harpy-leg specific stockings.

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12780661
>>12780690

>Frills on the skirt part

Oh, I knew I was missing something. A maid skirt! Of course. She's only wearing a pencil skirt right now. So adding on to the previous questions: Tight pencil skirt to show-off HEALTH, or a frilly maid skirt instead?

Also, I forgot to mention, I'll probably add some lace around the neckline to represent the top of a bra peeking through. Or would it look better without that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780697
How about stockings like the elf maid in outbreak company?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780701
Well there's two ways this go about;
A: The human woman is turned into a monster via the demonic energy in the air eventually or directly via succubus, ushi-oni, matango, witch, etc.
B: Human man is stolen away because as far as monsters are concerned human women don't deserve husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780704
Bra less vs lacy purple bra showing

Tough choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780701
Living in MGC with a human girl is asking to be NTR with a monstergirl.

She better start to think about becoming one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780709
It ends with Sabbath silly. Everything begins and ends with Sabbath Won't you join us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780712
Send her to the Shirohebi pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780703

The issue is the nylon tearing, not the design. Haven't you ever seen a woman totally destroy a pair of pantyhose if she's not careful with her toes?

>>12780705
Same problem, you have to get them over her toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780719
Do I get my own familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780719
fuck you I LIKE ME SOME TITS AND YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME

>>12780723
I'm aware. I'm still pretty sure they'd find a way, and Kikimora have blunt talons anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780721
As long as she doesn't want to be a Matango I'm fine.

What monstergirls can a human girl be apart from a succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780721
Human woman in a pit full of Shirohebi.
All naked and coiling around each other.

Down boner down!

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12780661
>>12780697
FUCK. I fucking forgot the leg scales. How could I? Damn it. That throws a wrench in the whole stocking idea.

Hmmm... Okay. Another update to the questionnaire...

Stockings:
- No stockings (just the bird scale pattern shaped like stockings)
- Garter belt with only garter (garter belt attached to only a garter (a lace ring) around the thighs)
- Stockings covering scales (but scales are completely flat, so looks like human legs)
- Stockings covering scales (but with mass, but with visible shape and looks inhuman)
- Nylon stockings (semi-transparent) but with either of the two above options

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780431
>caring what sabbathfags think
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780727
Kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780719
I've already pledged myself to Amaterasu's service, Sorry.
Can you blame me though? She's a pretty chill goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780701
He gets NTR'd way from her by some alpha Ogre or Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779597
>you will never bring your lich little sister back to life through your love and mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780727
Ushi-Oni blood turns you into an Ushi-Oni or Incubus.

you can be converted into a Witch, a Medusa, or any other Lamia-based monster.

You can be turned into any monster if they make up the majority of the species in the demon realm, too.

>>12780739
remove liver eaters

Kumiho more like shitiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780733
i guess that kills the stockings idea.

Maybe extend her skirt down down?
like around the knees?
And put her in one of those sexy slide slit dresses with the slit on one side so you can show the leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780727
Well a Lilim and the Monster Lord seem to be the only ones capable of turning anyone into anything.

There's only a small chunk of others that can turn human women into their own species.

A head canon ultra Ryu might be able to manage making a girl into a shirohebi servant though.

>I'm not a Robot

God this captcha is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780746

You forgot that Llilims can turn you into whatever the fuck they feel like too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780701
The man is at risk of being stolen, but many monsters will settle for inserting themselves into the couple's life once they learn he's married to a woman living nearby. Then she gets converted into a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780750
and all the species that can turn people are either a shit (succubus, matango) or are not the kind of people you'd want a lover to be. (Everyone else with forcible turning)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780747
I like this!


>>12780750

4chan discriminates against robots and androids

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780727
Most undead ones, witch, werewolf, dark slime, slime carrier, ushi-oni, kitsune-tsuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780754
Yeah but let's be honest Lilim can just do whatever because they're KC's waifus.

>>12780733
Stockings covering scales with mass is best choice. Gimme dat scaly harpy leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780762
>>12780746
>ushi-oni running around throwing blood at people
>masses of people converting to ushi-oni or incubi
I think we've found the nuclear option of the MGE universe.

this is why nobody likes ushi-oni and you can't find legal immigrants to MGC, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

A human woman could petition to ascend.
she trades in her humanity and becomes a spirit.
she would be assigned to a local shrine though.
History is full of women doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780765
They are? Never seen him saying any particular girl is his favorite.

>inb4 baphomet

>>12780773
Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780775
I don't think they're out and out his favorite, but they've got a vastly large, incredibly strong set of powers matched by nothing in the setting and go around doing whatever they want. It sure seems like they've got some author favoritism going around.

This is ignoring the whole 'anyone who looks at them instantly falls to lust' thing, because that's just retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780772
>nuclear option of the MGE universe
That would be the Dark Matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780661
If you were to remove the maid she would look like a very high class kikimora instead of a maid. She really needs an apron.

>>12780733
Either remove the stockings or do the stockings covering scales but with mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780772
>don't like spiders
>here comes a brutal rape version of one
>then the pelvis breaking jokes began

You all make people HATE Ushi Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780698
A Doppelganger is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780787
>remove stockings

Nigga you wanna die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780780
Quite a bit of his stuff is retarded , but people speak of it like the gospel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780789
I agree with this Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780795
It's the common baseline from which deviation is measured. Do you even know what a standard is scientifically?

People throw out a lot of his stupid shit but it gives us a common objective framework beyond people arguing headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780789
I think you may have quoted the wrong person or are jumping at shadows, anon. All he said was a remark on the transformative properties of Ushi-Oni blood. You may wish to calm down.
>>12780795
Probably because it's a lot less BAD END than most settings with monstergirls in them.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would you want to be your teacher with no chance for sex because she already has a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780727
Human women are usually transformed into whatever is assaulting them.
The four elementals can only turn women into more succubi and those transformed by a wight will probably start off as an ordinary zombie.
If in a demon realm the ambient energy will eventually turn into whatever the dominant species is.
There are enough rituals and spells out there to turn women into almost anything.
Lilim have the demonic energy of all monsters in their veins, allowing them to turn human women into anything except another of their own kind. The woman still has to have matching personality traits or desires if the lilim wishes to transform her into a dragon, baphomet or echidna.
The Demon Lord can go a step further and grant the power of a lilim to those transformed by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780802
I am calm , simply giving my two cents on why I think ushis are disliked.

[Anonymous No.]

So would an extremely hairy man become a fluffy alp?

I want to date a fluffy alp and give my family a heart attack when I introduce her to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780806
Echidna or Troll, motherly teachers with lots of positive reinforcement a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780794
Opinions anon. Scales are part of the kiki. But with the current look stockings seem natural. Though it currently doesn't feel a maid look.

Also whats up with this fucking new captcha. Why bother with that button when you have to type it in anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780811
>fluffy alp
How would that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780809

Fair enough. We hold different opinions and that's okay.

>>12780782
Christ I forgot that fucking thing exists. Is there a more pointlessly rare and useless monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779691
As said, get your favorite MG and have a good journey here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780813
A maid with stockings is like sugar free white chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780813

It only works for people signed into their google accounts. You know, for botnet reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780815
That's why I'm asking you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780817
sea slime?

I like you. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780817
>pointlessly rare and useless monstergirl
Elementals maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780819
PLEASE tell me that DOES NOT exist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780819
*without

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780827
But I like undine

They're like slimes but clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780828

Sugar free everything exists. And it's all pretty terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780828
Would you really want a lie as a blanket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780727
Liliraune can be one or both parts human girl brought into the flower if 'original stem' was missing, so by extention probably any plant type girl. Not sure if it was said Tentacle can, but not a far stretch from similar sorts.

Given it's a pretty magical setting at core you can generally magically imagination up some reason or method for about any monster girl type, short of the easier "fuck you, I'm a god figure" Lilim manipulation route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780833
Damn humans , ruining everything, all cause human women gotta be anorexic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780820
I have a google account though, that's why I find this so annoying. Its likely because I dont have that google+ nonsense.

>>12780821
I don't think fluffy alps are a possiblity. Hairy alps could be possibility on the other hand. That however is an area I would not touch with a ten foot pole.
I would avoid alps in general anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780775
>They are? Never seen him saying any particular girl is his favorite.
Lamia are his favorite last I heard. Baphomet is obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780832
I really like some undines
like Alicia and Athana, that dark skin...
Oh different Undines

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780839
I don't care if KC or anyone likes loli but SABBATH A SHIT!!! SHIIIIIIIIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780719
Would the Sabbath view shortstacks as heretical? They're essentially the grey area between the loli and CC/MILF body types.

I'm certain that Goblins and Hobgoblins are excluded from their activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780843
Funny guy

We got a funny guy over here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779615
>tfw you will never experience a love as true as that between Ms. Smith and her coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780846
Why don't you make like anondad and die of keyaids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780849
>brown/tan loli>Oppai loli>the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780832
Is there anything good with undine in it anyway? I didn't see anything obvious in the pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780849
Goblins are as flat as they come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780811
What exactly is the appeal of fucking a girl who used to be a guy?

Why wouldn't you just go for a shy tomboy succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780835
I really want to like the plant girls but the fact that they can't move is not very appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780852
See >>12780737

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780856
They also look up to/follow Hobgoblins due to their large mammaries. I don't see them partaking in many Sabbath related activities for that reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780849
The Sabbath would be a lot better with Zankuro thickness

[Anonymous No.]

Now time for a completely heretical idea an Oomukade with big breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780869
>Heretical

Everything is better with big breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780869
It'll work. I even remember a /fit/ Oomukade from one of AverageAnons stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780846
>>12780852
>>12780862

Let me speed this along:

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Choose a starting option:
>Option A: Suck it, [fetish]-fags! X proves we're the best! Enjoy your [generic pejorative]-tier fetish!
>Option B: Those [fetish]-fags have it so great, why do they keep bitching? They have tons of [MGs/profiles/stories] while we don't have any! KC's lore doesn't pander to my fetishes exclusively which give me the right to whine.

Continue as follows:
>Counter-argument with few, if any exaggerated statements
>Counter--counter-argument with some exaggerated statements
>Counter-counter-counter argument that exaggerates to the point of being an outright lie.
>[False dictotomy fallacy: angry accusations that pointing out obvious inaccuracies makes you a [opposing_fetish]fag.]
>[Ad hominem fallacy: ignore whatever points a person brings up and attack them personally. Bonus points for calling them out as [unpopular_fetish] enthusists, implying they are mentally handicapped, or are secretly [unpopular_tripfag_name], a shill thereof, or a samefag.]
>[Wait for enough post violation reports to accumulate for Janet to hit "RESET"]
>[Repeat again in a few hours]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780869
>heretical

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780872

And this is why no man can ever let the Sabbath win. Lolis are fine, but when it means the death of oppai-lolis, milf's, cc's, shortstacks, busty tomboys and ojou-samas, then what can a man do but fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780859
Just get her a wheelchair
or would it be a wheel planter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780885
Probably a hand truck or a wheel bucket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780880
Here's one to add

>third party playing thread police acting superior by "being neutral" and showing others the error of their ways who is ignored

Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780872
I dunno. I'm used to seeing Kikimora with a modest chest along with her modest persona. I'm not saying it can't happen; I'm just having trouble picturing it even with the milf one that's being worked on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780880
the joke's gotten a little old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780891
She discovers the joy of a front end loader.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date a Monster Girl whose nothing but sentient Mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780895
I'm doing her next once CC Kikimora is finalized.

Plus a secret 4th maid option

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780899
>No sex with manacloud-chan
>Only way to get relief without masturbating is another girl (NTR)

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780883
Don't forget onee-chans and businesswomen.

>>12780905
>not masturbating into your manacloud waifu
Its like you want her to be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780895
Then your love for breasts is weak. Go To Twin Cones Mountain and contemplate your life.

>>12780899
So an elemental?

[Anonymous No.]

What are some monsters that you've had a bad experience with their regarding their real life counterpart?

I've had a bad experience with every fucking animal/insect under the sun except dogs so I'd be terrified of everything excluding Werewolves and maybe Hellhounds
Actually no fuck Hellhounds, being dragged to hell sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780872
>>12780895
A kiki who binds their breasts because they're so big they interfere with their work gives me a boner.

Especially when she gets embarrassed when master undoes her wrappings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780914
I almost drowned as a kid so Undine I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780910
Do not misunderstand. I'm a proud follower of the Hathor faith. It's just that whenever I think of a Kikimora, she's merely modest. Not completely flat, but at the same time nothing that would stand out either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780915
>buy master, they're so big and get in the way! Plus, I end up knocking known all your stuff
>That's okay, I like seeing you pick it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780924
That's the big problem with the traditional maid dress. It hides. SO MUCH. It's like a nun-gown in that it's intended to minimize sexual attractiveness and the female figure.

That's why I have such a hard time drawing the Kikimora maids. If I went full conservative maid gown, you could barely tell their body types apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780914

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780924
So a B cup? Eh, C's are ideal, nothing bigger than a handful, but I love breasts all the way to Z.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780872
How big is too big?

[Anonymous No.]

So we agree a C cup or a small D is the max for a kikimora?
Google Sona for a reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780929
I'd rather fuck one of those tooth filled vagina mouth motherfuckers from Predator than fuck a Hellhound.

Flaming dogs suck dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780933
Sona is on the large end of E, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780933

Of course we'll agree when the actual christmas cake illustration already shows one with a pair of F's. Don't be stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780935
I thought she was a D

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780914
Got locked in with a pissed of Doberman once, so hellhounds. Also got a parasite from from a dog in my dick once, the shaft swelled up like it swallowed a billiard ball, itched like hell.

And no, it wasn't because of anything sexual you pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780915
Oh god, i want a story of this.

10/10 good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780877
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780939
Did you fuck a Doberman?

How fucking long were you in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780932
>too big

Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780931
I agree with the C-cup sentiment myself. I do admit that >>12780915 and >>12780928 this have my mind racing into new ideas.
>>12780932
I like to follow the old adage 'anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780941
http://pastebin.com/QTgV9f6x

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780933
I can agree that a bigger breasted kiki would tape her breasts down, but that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780939
do tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780932
There's a too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw can write 1500 words of shitty story easily.
>Can't write 500 words worth of actual work when I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780928
That's the actual charm behind a maid fetish, i know it's illogic like many other fetish, but what people want with a true maid fetish is a prim proper maid you can dick, the maid aura is unbeatable, not some slut just dressed as a maid.

Those slut-tier maid oufits are pure shit.

I can tell because i have a maid fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780946
>>12780959
Bigger than the torso not too big for you two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780914
What about mostergirls who might not like you based on what you've done? Like drowning anthills leads to antgirls who fear you. I'd have Lamias who'd hate me after killing a copperhead with a saber which is unfortunate because I love Lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780963
>Proper maid fetish

My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780941
It's mostly just mentioned in passing.

Doesn't go too in-depth That's for me to do later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780965
You underestimate my love of breasts anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780945
>>12780956

I was a kid in both instances. The parasite happened first, because I loved our dog to death and liked to lie down with him where he slept. Long story short, caught a parasite. The second time I was playing outside and hear what I thought was crying, I looked around the bushes and out come this adorable chubby puppy. Obviously, I pick it up and begin playing with it. Then, I hear a howl, and in the distance see the mother, who sees me with her pup in my hands. I put him down and ran into this abandoned house thinking once she had her puppy she's give up the chase. She followed me in and I spent like two hours locked behind a door with a pissed off Doberman wanting to sample my tasty, shota meat. My dad went looking for me, whipped her ass with a stick and got me. No he didn't kill her, just rapped her on the snout.

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>>12780965
Okay, we talking strictly 2D here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780977
That got me thinking about how shota would taste.

Would it be like innocence?

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12780963

On the topic of maid outfits, I haven't got any feedback regarding the skirt question (maybe since it was overshadowed by the stockings one). So here it goes:

What should I do with the skirt? >>12780661

I could keep it pencil-skirt, go go for a flaired out lace affair like the french maid skirt (and the loli kikimora I drew before), or I could go full ankle-length (but hide those delicious thighs and stockings).

Thoughts? Sorry to bump/namefag so much, but the type of skirt is a major centerpiece for the outfit as a whole, so getting feedback on it is a bit important before I continue ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780980
Tangy copper. All humans generally taste the same. The ones with lots of spicy stuff in their diet taste smoky and bitter though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780980
Rusalka please.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be princess carried by a tiny paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780988
Good, paladins a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780981
But thigh and stocking showing is kind of the charm of an ara ara maid, don't you think?

Maybe it's better to go french maid skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780981
see
>>12780747

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780981
Lengthen it to about mid-thigh. Just so that it barely covers the fringe of the stockings. Give a taste of what lies beneath instead of leaving it all to bare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780988
>>>/trapchan/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780988
I want to date a paladin girl!

[Anonymous No.]

As i sit here eating lunch, i wonder what MGs would really love pizza?

I can totally see a Wurm demolishing a few.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780966
Cancer would fear me because I love crabmeat. Lizardman would hate me because I used to kill her sisters if they showed defiance, also, would capture them and make them fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780914

I've been chased around by bees and my pet parrot that had acquired a taste for flesh from biting members of our family repeatedly.

I might have to look out for those spiders I freed and let outside if they become MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780991
Paladins just want to protect your smile from all those big mean monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780991
>>12780996
>>12780999
Fine
>You will never be princess carried by a angel girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780971
Even if it's the cow girl from Maouyuu?
>>12780978
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781005
Yep, even if its her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781004
>wanting to be princess carried

Do you suck dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781004
But I'm like three times her size.

I should be carrying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781005
You think there's anything wrong with Eyes of Rubi? What the actual fuck?

And on the topic of breasts, have you seen that touhou chart? Anything beyond level 3, is what I would consider too much. The fuck am I gonna do with all that?

Then again, I like Eiken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781007
>not wanting to be princess carried
Do you suck dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781014
No, that's men who want to be princess carried, like a girl. Just go alp already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781014
Don't reply to "muh masculinity" fags.

[Anonymous No.]

So if we do the opposite and those animals we get along with will become our wives?
dog
snake
cats
cow
racoons
foxes
Yup I am stuck with a harem route

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781018
>not being proud of being male

>>>/tumblr/
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781021
I'm only good with cats, but I hate catgirls.

I held and petted a boa constrictor when I was a shota, does that entitle me to a muscle lamia onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781018
You mean Dignity, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781021
A harem of dog girls. More than okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781013
>Eyes of Ruby
The cow I'm thinking of is a level 8 on that chart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781021

I've only been familiar with dogs and cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780988
>All the bullshit over this princess carrying picture

Formal request for an image involving a MG, Paladin Girl, or whatever the hell is on the menu carrying anon away soldier style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781021
>catgirl
>Corgi shortstack
>Budgie Harpy with green wings
>Wolf Spideru
and my mom has a harem of Jack Russell Terriers.
I like all these, but there's no Jinko, so I don't care for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781033
Ooooh, THAT girl. Honestly, there are worse ways to die. Approved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781021
One of my neighbors had a Shetland pony and it thought I was the best play mate ever (no sex guys seriously)
Can you imagine how much it would suck to be a Shetland pony MG, they are 1/2 to 1/3rd the size of creora , even though they have developed breasts everyone treats them like a kid
>"Goddess dammit I am 32 , quit carding me every time i come in here!"

She starts dating someone and she hears them talking about how he is a pedo picking someone that young.
She despises the word filly and will kick you in the nuts if you call her one.
The one I know she would hate is when he rubs her in public someone says 'I think he is sick"
"Oh why is that?"
"Can't you tell he is feeling a little horse"

Being a Shetland MG is suffering!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781021
Catgirl Harem.

I'm Ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781049
>would kick you in the nuts

Dropped harder than a crying baby on an airplaine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781055
Just don't call her a Filly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781025
>muscle lamia onee-san
That sounds rather appealing.

I wish .Less gave her Elven ears like the MGE Lamia's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781049
Reminds me of this

>>12781060
Wouldn't have seen them anyway.

Where's the uncensored version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781059
Don't care, any girl who would kick a man in the nuts outside of being in danger of serious injury or death is exterminate tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781060
The impossible tan line on her crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781060
Eh, she just looks vaguely toned.

.less can't into muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781064
>that doujin
>elf licking lips.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781067
yeah, it should be dorito shaped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781060
>Fuzzy brush
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781060
Superior version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781084
Shouldn't that be Hefty Hefty hefty?

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781084
Man, I remember that, Brawny Lamia when every thread. He got his lamia, but I wouldn't call her brawny

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781085
Those are garbage bags.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a wight onee-san?
come off it we know you would. But would you be willing to inevitably take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781087
Hellhound onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781093
Yes and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write about childhood friend lamia >>12780218
Who grows into >>12781084

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781087

What? Where?! They can't drag me back to hell! I didn't do anything wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781098
>They can't drag me back to hell!
I think you'll find they absolutely 100% can if they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781087
Hellhound and Amazoness arm wrestling for your love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781096
I wonder what those ghost hands feel like.
Do they cut directly at your soul?
can she give the worlds most ridiculous handjob with them? She's got regular hands in there too...

speaking of which, is there any Wight writefaggotry?

[Anonymous No.]

If monstergirls were real, it would be years before you dicked one, if at all, because anything that seem too good to be true usually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781110
Both lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781112
RSanon has a story with Ushi rape, but I prefer the German accented Wight he has in it. If the Fall doesn't Kill you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781114
We are aware. We're also aware one of two things will happen:
1:
People will reject MGs because they're weird, different, and usually aren't compatible with human morality/ethics. In this case, faggots like us will have nigh free-reign over our choice of waifus.
2:
Monsters rapidly integrate into the population. Canonically, monsters care little about you except whether or not you have a dick. In this case, most of us would still get a waifu but it'd probably be a succuslut or matango.
Eh. Either one is... acceptable, compared to the hell that is this life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781122
is he ded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781114
>>12781124
Not again please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781122
What're some good oneshots? I don't want to read someone's unending quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781114
Yeah i can imagine how would it go.

>MG suddenly start appearing everywhere in the world.
>They seem good enough, start rapidly being accepted.
>Governments start freaking out though.
>Thinking every other government is trying to spy on them or something
>Would start approving laws or something to cockblock us until they find a way to use them as a weapon against their fellow men.
>Or worse, control us
>They find one, matangos

Such is life with human governments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781125
RS? he's learning nip. or so he claims
>>12781127
there's only a few chapters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781127
There are plenty of good oneshots on the collection. Just don't read anything that's multi-part and you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781129
I'd rather see the MGs turn against them and take over humanity.

fuck world gov

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781124
>either one of those
>acceptable

>>12781126
Again?

>>12781129
I meant us as individuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781132
One people
One world
One MG government

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781132
Hi Luffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781129
Somehow I don't think the more intelligent/powerful MGs would like being restrained as such. Lilim, etc. are almost comedically overpowered and would quickly make governmental leaders their puppets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781136
Yes

>oy vey, you aren't being racist against the MGs, are you?
>it is every good citizen's dream to marry one give her all your semen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781132

>Monstergirls realize they're stronger than us
>They topple the world's governments
>They single-handedly kick secret societies' asses and put an end to their NWO bullshit
>Less shitty world order is forged where MGs and humans coexist without paranoid balding old men in suits sperging over shit like >>12781129

This could end up really well or really bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781141
Only if the number of MGs is high, and even then, steps would be taken to protect our leaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781144
>>12781142

We monster dystopia now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781144
>less shitty world order
You mean humans as livestock, right?

Because that's what would happen.

You'd end up being some trophy husband for a mid-tier NWO agent who doesn't care about you.


>>12781146
Mind control, teleportation, magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781144
>wanting MGs in the government
>wanting a future like the one in that Oomukade greentext

All Hail Pal-A-Hadin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781127
>We will never see more of yandere Wight onee-san.
http://pastebin.com/cSGesYS5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781146
Imagine it is a scenario where the number of MGs appearing in the world would be enough so they can defend themselves but not enough to have the luxury of launching full invasions.

A scenario where diplomacy is the forced way to proceed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781148
Cerebral augmentation, wards, nth metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781131
>>12781130
Then I must be a cunt whos standards are too high

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781152
>Letting a greentext decide how shit happens.
You're the worst kind of faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781155
There would be mandatory registration, and there's nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781153
Fuck that story and fuck that city, i hope it gets nuked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781157
Um, you realize that we aren't there as far as cerebral augmentation, we don't know how their magic works and wouldn't before they managed to mind control world leaders, and we don't know what stops magic in-setting? Like, I know you want humans to win but you're really stretching the power of humanity here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781155

>A scenario where diplomacy is the forced way to proceed.

So, Section 9 with monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781170

District 9*

Why the fuck am I still awake goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781118
So he gets kidnapped by an ogre while they aren't looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781163
>You can't have stories with a bleak/semi-bleak setting without some autist wanting to "purge" and "nuke" it.
Nobody said you had to read it you whiny faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781160
Oh I'm sorry, should I go by canon?

Elementalists become terrorists seeing the state of our world and our resources
>Sabbath
>Deruella
>Sabbath
>Parasyte type MGs
Ushi onis, Hellhounds and Amazons
>Danukis
>Jorougumos
>The Order
>Krakens
>Manticores
>Kesaran Pasaran
>FUCKING SABBATH

Stay salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781177
All things considered I think Jurogumos aren't really that big of a threat and the Order would probably side with us.

We would still probably lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781175
Just ignore him. There's always some inflammatory faggot who's going to whine about MGs having power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781177
>Jorougumos
>Krakens
>Hellhounds
What's wrong with these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781177
>the state of our world and our resources
Stopped reading there.

Also, I hope that cancerous HFY stuff isn't making a comeback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781164
No I'm not, we have our own magic systems and I told you how to stop theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781184
If you excuse hellhounds you have to excuse ushi-onis and amazons. Same brutal rape and husbando-ing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781172
>Ogre

Acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781175
>>12781181
What's the problem, guy didn't like it and expressed his opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781192
What's wrong with them anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781195
Well, you never really leave the Ushi's cave, but other than that their negative qualities are highly exaggerated.

Amazon, on the other hand, are brutal slavers. Fuck everything about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781180
Defeatists please go.

>>12781184
The description on how they defang men.
They sink ships.
Really?

>>12781190
I think you misunderstood. Elementalists are strongly tied with nature yes? I think they would fight against us for the way we treat our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781132
>>12781136
>>12781144
Now we're talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781196
>Well, you never really leave the Ushi's cave,
> but other than that their negative qualities are highly exaggerated.
>Amazon, on the other hand, are brutal slavers. Fuck everything about that.
You're really hypocritical, you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781196
>implying ushi-onis don't kidnap men and drag them back to their rape cave and keep them there forever
Face it man. Ushis are just as bad as amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781196
>exaggerated

>They’re one of the monsters feared as “monstrosities” in Zipangu. Even among monsters, their nature is especially ferocious. Tainted with immense desire, thoughts of savagely raping and violating men are always on their mind.

>Once they’ve gotten a hold of a man, they never show themselves around humans again, secluding themselves in their nests deep in the mountains. They end up spending most of the day doing nothing but violating their beloved man.

>When a woman transforms into an ushi-oni, the great transformation is not only external, but internal. No matter how docile her former personality was, it will change into an extremely aggressive personality like that of the ushi-oni. The bestial desire to rape men and corrupt them with their own hands boils up. The bestial lust causes her body to begin to hotly seethe as though boiling, and she becomes unable to think about anything but raping men.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that there is nothing wrong with becoming a cute boyslut for your monstergirl overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781199
Will you stop spamming that? No one gives a shit about elves anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying I wouldn't side with the monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781209
Agreed.

Being a boyslut is just as valid a career path / lifestyle as anything else.

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>>12781207
Generally people in these threads assume that Ushis rape people to death.

>>12781206
>>12781203
Oh, ushi are bad, no doubt about that. But on the other hand, they don't rape you to death in actuality and will eventually afford you a modicum of respect that an amazon will NEVER, EVER GIVE YOU.


>>12781213
Traitorfag please go.

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>>12781031
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781209
Never. Remove overlords. Fight till victory or death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781199
I wish he'd flesh this out into a full story. We are in dire need of more monster dystopias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781216
>Generally people in these threads assume that Ushis rape people to death
You wot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781216
If it wasn't for MM, they would. And who's to say it doesn't happen?

>inb4 hugbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781219
What about a harem of both cat girls and dog girls?

All raised together since birth so they all consider each other as sisters.

>tfw you will never see your dog girl show affection to your cat girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781216
>Generally people in these threads assume that Ushis rape people to death.

Hm.

>they don't rape you to death in actuality and will eventually afford you a modicum of respect that an amazon will NEVER, EVER GIVE YOU.

Hmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781213

>Being a loose end

You know what happens to loose ends, right, kid?

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind living in an MG dystopia if it means fags like ( >>12781216, >>12781197 ) are crying bitch-tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781213
>Implying I won't cut out your traitor heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781231
Incoming "I'd rather kill myself!!!!" posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781231
>>12781147

Now that I think about it, do we have any stories with dystopian settings? I don't think I've seen any other than that one with the Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781213
I'm starting to see the appeal of siding with the monstergirls, considering all the bullshit that's been going on in the past few years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781231
I'll cry bitch tears of joy as I stand over you and your waifu's corpses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781226
the dog in my house was not raised with the cat. the Corgi is a puppy who thinks the cat wants to play. The cat does not want to play, and Corgi usually catches a claw to the snout

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781222
Which flavor would you prefer, straight up already enslaved human or human who somehow got booted out of a humie city and forced to survive in nature.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all the paladins posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781239
Can I have both?

Part 1 is hard living in the city.

Part 2 is escape into brutal nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781239
Booted, gets taken in by abusive MGs, uses his knowledge to burn everything to the ground around him.

[Anonymous No.]

If monsters topple the world gov I'm becoming a drifter so I don't get horribly raped and held against my will.

So what's the best way to not get affected by mana and stay human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781241
>not wanting to be cattle means you're a paladin

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>>12781234
There was that one story about the guy living in the human zoo.

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>>12781252
Not give a fuck, like the wandering scholar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781233
Fuck no. Slavery is vastly preferable to death.

I'd still rather take any option other than those, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781239
>Not wanting Old Snake to instruct you in the ways of CQC.
Queers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781246
that sounds like some straight up gary stu shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781234
There is a dystopian MGC Detroit version floating around.
very dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781256
I suppose you weren't here for the guys whining about how they'd rather cut their own threats than have a MG "own" them and treat them nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781260
>gary stu

Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781260
So if the guy fights back he's a gary stu?

Fuck it, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781254
Was it finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781261
Are you talking about the original MGC threadcanon before /jp/? Because that's not an actual story

[Anonymous No.]

>Conflict between humans and monstergirls will always be dull "Gud guys v. Baed guys, humanity can do no wrong!!1" shit.
HFYfags are unimagitive as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781233
>>12781256
I'd rather die and take as many MGs as I can with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781269
Like what? Suicide bomb a bank? Shoot up a school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781266
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781256
>>12781262
I would probably spend the rest of my days elaborating complex plans to escape and putting them to action rather than killing myself for being captured and enslaved.

Though it depends of what happens while i am a slave, if it's some horrible shit north korea tier then be assured i would off me as soon as possible.

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>>12781268
Write your own where humans and MG cooperate then, faggot.

Also, what part of this was HFY? They all got killed.

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>>12781262
No, I was here for that. I rather take anything other than be enslaved, but you only get one life and being a slave is greatly preferable to being dead. Survival is more important than freedom.


Unless she's matango. Then I slit my own throat because matango a shit and it's a small sacrifice to prevent them from breeding.

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>>12781273
Whatever would be most effective, depending on the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781268
Yeah. People don't really understand that conflict is a lot more than just "kill and enslave everyone because I'm evil"

[Anonymous No.]

Whoa, who woke the autistic edgefags up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781241
>>12781190
Implying we ever left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781281
What about devoting your life to changing an oppressive system, leading peaceful protests and spreading information about how much the humans are suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

>"And over here is MGC, I think you being a human male will really enjoy the place!"

[Anonymous No.]

What does HFY mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>You were doing nothing, well that's not entirely true. You were using your break to play the NES castlevania on your DS.
>That was when you saw your old boss storm into your floor and march right up to you demanding to know why you were here and not downstairs.
"You don't remember?"
>"Remember WHAT?", she was positively seething, for once you could actually see the trademark crimson eyes of a vampire. Sadly it only made her more attractive.
>It was at this moment when your new boss decided to intervene, her feathers quite ruffled over the treatment of her underlings. "He's not your subordinate anymore, I had him transferred over here last week."
>Your old boss, Olivia, whirled around, glaring at your new one, "And just who authorized that?"
>"You did", she replied rather smartly, "Or did you not bother to read any of the things I sent you regarding our need for his skills on this floor?"
>"N-no"
>"Well, that's too bad, I'm his manager now and I won't accept you coming up here and berating my employee for not showing up to do work he no longer has to do; now unless you have some personal request of him I suggest you turn arround and walk away."
>The vampire stared at the harpy, still desperately trying to think of some way out of this; wether he really liked her or not she had grown rather attached to him and hated the she had now lost him. "U-um yes, I'll need him to drop by my home later this evening so he can help me plan for the christmas party."
"Sure I'll come by around 7, assuming you aren't going to jump down my throat again."
>"Not down your throat", she mumbled bbefore storming off and allowing you to return to your break.
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Humanity fun yeah.

Usually accompanied by a vastly optimistic view of human nature, technology, knowledge, diplomacy and fighting capacity.

Used to make fat neckbeards feel good about themselves for being born human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781279
>Survival is more important than freedom
>content to live the rest of your days as a slave

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>>12781293

Humanity Fuck Yeah

But the spergs don't understand that it's just supposed to show humanity's uniqueness, what makes us great as a species. It's not an IWIN card. Doesn't mean they get to win.

Just like magic isn't an IWIN card for monsters.

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>>12781293
Humanity, Fuck YEAH
>>12781292
What the fuck does that mean you little elf shitter?

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>>12781231
They're the tumblr of a monster girl world, it's really funny.
>I had to cross the street to not be near an Amazon woman, why are men so oppressed, check your privilege Amazonian female scum.
>Someone said ownership and I got triggered.
Meanwhile they're just minding their own business in relationships basically the same as what's "normal", if a bit dated and gender flipped, because KC is writing idiot-proof basic concepts of personified fetishes and not caught up on "what's considered normal", like having kids and not killing your workers.

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>>12781295
it's ok. need to flesh it out though, just seems like an episode in a larger story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781298
>>12781299
Oh, I feel like a dumbass. I know what Humanity Fuck Yeah is, I'm just shit with recognizing things in acronyms. Thanks guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781300
>>I had to cross the street to not be near an Amazon woman, why are men so oppressed, check your privilege Amazonian female scum.

Kekked

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>>12781289
I don't think monsters care.

>>12781285
Wanting to live free as is one's God given right and fighting, till death if necessary, is not and will never be "edgy". And anyone who says otherwise is either lazy or a coward.

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>>12781305
That's because it is an episode in a larger story.
http://pastebin.com/TFBvtViV
I plan on doing more of this until I come up with a new story or come up with more ideas for cookanon.

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>>12781314
You have always been a slave. You just can't see the chains.

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>>12781318
Leave the Marxism to /pol/.

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>>12781318
true to a certain extent

in any case the things you hold up as the pinnacles of human society probably are not as good as you think they are

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>>12781284
I've been planning on writing an extensive thing on patreon involving monstergirls, actually. I want to write something more serious (without it going into full edgedark because christ nobody wants that) than just fapfiction - I guess more 'legitimate' would be a better word than 'serious', really? It mostly revolves around a conflict between two monster-friendly and monster-opposed citystates, with essentially a monster-supremacist terrorist faction running around messing things up on the sidelines. I'm uncertain as to whether I want to go so far as to have some of the main monster protagonists straight up murdering people, but I suppose we'll see.

Whatever. The point is, character motivation is an important thing whenever you're writing any sort of conflict, and doubly so when it's a military one. Perhaps even the MOST important thing; pretty much nobody wants to go to war and murder other people 'just because'. You have to think about the root cause, whether that's blind patriotism, propaganda, spite, ignorance... If you just raise your 'bad guys' up as baby-eating boogiemen then they're very one dimensional and it's really hard to get invested in them in the least.

Okay, writing sperg over. Sorry. We can go back to discussing them big ol' lamia titties now.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Dad, can you help me learn High elven?"
>"Sure, why not, come on over, lets work on it together."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781314
Monsters do care about you anon. All they want is for their cute human boys to be happy. All those laws are for your own safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781329
More like
>Sure, whys not. Come over, we work on together!

Do you even Gregor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781329
Nowi is a dragon girl you dumb slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781300
>KC is infallible when I like his shit, otherwise he's a dumb fuck who ruined monstergirls

>why don't they want to be pet dogs to monstergirls, free will is overated. Stop bullying the monstergirls, just because they own you and force you to eat them out six hours a day doesn't mean they don't love you

Slavefag please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781332
Clearly it's for our own interests that my waifu prevents me from leaving my house without her.

I mean, what if some nasty manticore came along and stole me away? It's a scary world out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781332
You're not funny.

>>12781335
She can't be interested in learning another language?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Listen husband, you have been leading us the wrong way for an hour now!"

>"Nonsense I know the right way, isn't that right daughter of mine?"

"Umm. Mom is right, you are going the wrong way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781344
Elves flat out do not exist in her world. She's learning a pointless language, like Klingon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780551

Given how much you people were bitching about the manticore barb to the balls it's a safe bet that it isn't entirely unwarranted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781329
>Elf claims you as her husband
>Only speaks Elvish
>You only speak English
>Have a daughter and unintentionally turn her into a living translator
I smell a sitcom.

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>>12781346
not to mention she's a few eons older than her "dad"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781354
Gregor is probably her HUSBAND in that picture, seeing as Nowi is first-gen and Nah is nowhere to be seen.

She's better off with Donnel>Gaius>Kellam in that order, though, with MU at everyone's top choice anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781352
Rom com would be better?

"Quenyaval I lamber eldariva?"

"Wut?

"Mom said 'do you even elven?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781357
do you think manketes and laguz would find the term "monster girl" offensive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781346
>Elves flat out do not exist in her world

That so.

Fro tu oui ryda vyh? Ryhja'd oui ajan tuha cusadrehk vun ed'c ufh cyga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781361
"Quenyaval I lamber eldariva?"
(do you speak the language of the elves?)

"Wut?

"Mom said 'do you even elven?"

"Tell her I love to do elven with her any chance I get"

<He said 'He wants to do you every time he can>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781364
EXTREEEEEEME MANFACE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781366
Beth wnaethoch chi jyst yn ceisio ddweud beth bynnag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781368
Nailah is a miracle of the universe and one of the best units in the game.

There, happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781381
MUCH better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781381

NO

NOW SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Sandworm who wants to keep you with her FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER, anon?Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781381
10/10 would breed with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781389
Do you mean her "rape face"?

>You will never be the Queen's consort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781376
Yna oui saccehk fedr sa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781391
No fuck you.

I'm not going with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781401
hope you like never, ever going outside again, anon... She'll wait for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781397
Is this type of thing okay here, so long as you cover the naughty bits, like on /a/? I ask because apparently people mind lewd here. The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

Nailah is sexy but she was fighting for the wrong side. Micaiah needed to die, couldn't stand her shit. I don't even use the term mary sue much but, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781391
Call me a huge slut but I'd be pretty much ok with any MG if she wanted me that bad.

Except for matangos of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781405
>implying she wouldn't just burrow underneath his house to get him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781407
She'd be a mary sue if she was any good at anything.

I'm more surprised we were supposed to like her, I thought for sure she was a parody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781407
What's mary sue about her? Seriously asking, I'm not familiar at all with fire emblem besides it's medieval 40k and waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781405
I don't even live in an area that supports Sandworms.

Fucking yandere Yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781408
What about ropers, parasite slimes, beelzebubs, devil bugs and horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781407

It's more like, "I'm the TRUE empress, everyone automatically loves me, I'm a half-breed, everything I do is always right and always works out" etc. As a unit she was shit because her speed never let her double anything. ANYTHING. She was also incredibly fragile, and couldn't make up for it by dodging the way most 'less robust' units can.

WORST FUCKING LORD EVER! Anyway, this is gay, let's talk about Nailah. I'm surprised there's actually art of her. When I looked way back when, there wasn't any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781420
Human girls being awful as per usual.

But yeah Nailah
>you will never be her fragile prince

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781408

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781406
Blue board, not to mention we have an active janitor so expect that shit to get deleted quick. So yeah, censor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781427
Oh hey, I remember being the anon who wanted nothing to do with her.

That was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781427
terrifying but also somehow qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781427
What's this. Is there more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781428
No, okay, I don't mind censoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781432
It's a matango chasing the man she loves. No, there's no more.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you buy a monster girl if pet shops were selling them?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23168698

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781420

I accidentally quoted myself. Messed up since 4chanx is acting weird with the new captcha, was doing it manually, and clicking posts numbers doesn't work.

That's embarrassing. Anyway, the good news is, there actually is Nailah art on pixiv. I'm overjoyed.

>>12781425

Yeah, man. She's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781440
>Monstergirls as pets
I don't really like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Looking at idea blurbs for Dystopia Elf World.

I guess I could summarize them in the least descriptive way possible and see how it lines up. I'll even do it in a terrible manner just for you guys because I'm an asshole.

>Child Anon
>MAGIC
>What Could Go Wrong?
>Accidents happen
>Hot human on human violence (AKA HFN)
>Escape
>Kind pretty elf lady
>Hiding from kind pretty elf lady
>Nature a shit
>Time skip
>Laid back older anon
>Nature Smature
>Magic, boredom, "Manfort" Tree Home
>HFY
>Post "Apocalypse" CAPITALISM
>Bathing
>HFY (at a Elf princess's expense)
>Bathing
>I'vemadeahugemistake
>HFY
>Very narrowly HFY
>WHATAREYOUDOINGINMYSWA--TREEFORT
>Wrecked harder than the Titanic

That's all I got. Told you I was an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781414
You get the arctic ones .
I want some of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781440
Depends. Are they like dogs and cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781435
You can post lewd on imgur and link it here too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781443
That's pretty common in Touhou. Satori Komeji have a hell raven and a kasha / hellcat as pets, and Yukari Yakumo have a kitsune as pet and her kitsune have a nekomata as pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781440

>Putting sapient creatures for sale

Sounds unethical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781455
Yeah, they should only sell shotas.
they are a renewable resource.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781440
I mean I'd buy them to set them free yeah.

Like that one Elf doujin where the guy buys them as slaves then let's them free to live in his manor.

That third part was funnier than it should have been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781444

He survived in the wilds as a child, time passed, by capitalism I assume you mean slavery, gets fucked somehow after his mistake. That it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781459

>Like that one Elf doujin where the guy buys them as slaves then let's them free to live in his manor.

Got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781444
As long as it's got delicious elfdom I'm game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781466
>elves
>domming

Get this sick fuck outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781452
>Pets having pets
What kind of crazy world is this?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you protect your world from an all consuming threat, even if it meant having to kill your MG friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781472
That sounds like a very implausible situation. W

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781459
>That third part was funnier than it should have been.
Poor Shou didn't get her normal MMD model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781472
>not knowing about the power of friendship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781471
They are monster girls that have other monster girls as pet that also have other monster girls as pet.

Mass hysteria awaits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781479
You have yet to know true power.
>Lie, cheat and steal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781482

And one day, Chen will take anon to be her shikigami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781485
I'd shiki her gami..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781479
Power of friendship sucks dick compared to what you have to do anon.

It's kill or let the world end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781485
If that means becoming an youkai and live hundred of years, i'd say why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781490
Well, what kind of ending is it? I'm not gonna kill a friend just because the world's ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781490
If the world ends don't we both die too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781500
>>12781502
If you kill your friend you can fix literally everything and make it so that the big bad will never happen.

Kill your friend, save the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Hell hound can't get into your house because of your German Shepard.
you always wondered why she looked so smug
And I do not mean an MG German Shepard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781511
WHAT. WILL. HAPPEN. TO. THE. WORLD.

Give me something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781512

>German Shepard

Is that what we're calling it these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781517
Everyone fucking turns into horrible monsters and everything gets covered vegetation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781520
Okay, I'm gonna assume you mean monsters who live to prey on everything, even each other, no society can be born out of them. Yes, I'd kill my friend, and apologize in the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781460
Well you got it a little bit right.

Anon has parents who know magic, they try to teach anon who has a talent for it, basically blow up a "cop's" family / home by accident, cop murders anon's family while anon makes an escape, chases anon all the way into elf forest territory, anon happens on an Elf who wants to help, anon hides from her, she gives him the choice of enduring nature's fury or coming with her, anon picks nature.

Time Skip, Anon endured and is a Wizard, nature is trivial, Anon casually raids an Elven caravan and steals their shit, capitalism for supplies with humans, bathing in a DE princess's grotto, makes a fool out of her, bathes there again for fun, she tricks him and is ambushed hard, dragged to the castle, escapes with magic after briefly seeing the WE Queen, she sends a champion to retrieve anon whom he barely defeats.

Queen whips anon's ass personally and force marries him. He recognizes her from all those years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781518
I really hate my spell checker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781528
No you don't even die, you become sick hype and godlike.

Not to mention there are sentient ones, it's just that they really like to fight and don't listen to their master much.

[Anonymous No.]

If you cut off a catgirls whiskers, will her balance be shot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781532
Why not just be married in the first place, seems like a waste of time to read a whole story only for the hero to get stomped instantly and married off for a "happy" ending.

[Anonymous No.]

That sounds like a very implausible situation. Why do I have to kill her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781535
So, some kind of bestial evolution shit. Pfft, I'd give that a try.

>>12781532
Oh, doesn't seem that bad.

You whip me, I glass you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781547
I assume because it's a hypothetical and he wants to see if you actually like your MG "friend" (I don't see why not "lover") is more important to you than the rest of humanity

[Anonymous No.]

>Would you like to know more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781557
There's a time for running while screaming like a little bitch.

Now is that fucking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781557
Does service guarantee citizenship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781532
Personally I'm more interested in stories about accepting a dire situation and learning to thrive in it, and not letting it crush your spirit. This to me is far more HFY than gaining magic powers and overthrowing authority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781557
Only word of Advice... RUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781560
At worst you get an arachnid waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781559
My coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781567
Don't worry anon.
I'm a coward too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781561
Hello Anne.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never have a fluffy maid warrior squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781575
It always amuses me that one of them needs to be kept on a leash in this.
Keeping your hyper canid daughterus on leashes when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781542
Because 4chan text limits are lame and I can't fit everything ever into them.

Besides, I didn't write

>The End

In the other one so I could continue after. Which I won't but it's the thought that counts right?

>>12781561
>Child Anon taking on nature alone
>Then thriving in it later on in life

That's literally the first half of your post incarnate.

Besides anon doesn't overthrow authority, he's living in his forest surviving and fucking around.

Manfort with a hammock, kicking back listening to a "ancient relic" that is a record player, eating quail, reading books, maybe even looking at some old playboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781575
God damn it I just want to hug that huge...whatever she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781575
That one on the leash is a qt, but she'd probably rip my throat out.

Why do wolves like to rip out throats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781589
Because that's how they hunt down animals irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781587
I was thinking more along the lines of One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich

pretty bleak life but you're able to find moments of happiness and hope

but actually if you're writing a high fantasy setting I don't think this would mesh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781575
I'd rather be their pack bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781589
She is on a leash because she ripped out one to many throats.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this fire emblem
>No mention of tharjia
i bet you guys dont even have a shrine to the perfect ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781598
You are confirmed for

cuddleslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781561
I like those more when the MC have a chance to turn the tables around on his situation somewhere along the plot.

The way you put it kinda makes me remember those movies about jews during WW2, that only exist to make you pity them or something.

If i wanted to see a story about conformist people, prefering to survive their situations rather than overcome them, then i would look out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781606
Not a MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781414
>yandere Yetis
So basically Hugo?
>Just what I wanted, my own little human boy
>I'll name him George and hug him and squeeze him and pet him and kiss him and hug him and pet him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781610
Isn't she technically a witch though?

I thought that was one of the profile entries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781588
They are all pretty huge, I dunno which one you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781611
Basically.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets say the shit has hit the fan and the MGs are thrust here. there is of course fighting breaking out between them and the humans.
You see some non combatants outside, in the cold, they are dirty.
would you help them?
And does species matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781611
PLEASE. NO.

>I used to have a boy, but he doesn't move so much now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781614
The tallest looking one, on the left. Can't tell if dog or fox because the ears are droopy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781624
I think she's just standing way forward compared to the others, if she's behind the blond one though she'd have to be like 20 feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780962
>Can write 160 pages worth of cinematic script
>Can't write an 8 page finals essay
Well, you know, it's not like I cared or anything...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781608
I personally find nothing uplifting about those settings because they're the equivalent of shonen-tier "good always prevails" stories. Fixing a fucked up world doesn't happen by gaining magic powers.

Optimism and hope are completely vacuous in settings where there's no legitimate threat (in the sense that the author's not ready to just flip the situation and make everyone victors). Survival is much more compelling to me precisely because it's closer to life, and no, it doesn't have to be a Spielberg pityfest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781629
>TFW you hit the point in school where papers have maximum lengths instead of minimums
Which MG would you have tutor you in your hard classes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781635
Dark Elf.
I work harder when I'm being told to work harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781635
Wurm
Engineering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781635
What monster would be a good cook? Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

You can touch fluffy tail if you want. Just one little thing: With every pat you become just a little more enthralled.

Could you limit yourself to just a little touching, or would you wind up becoming hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781642
Kikimora without question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781642
Kikimora
I can see a higher class kikimora maid restaurant, not a cafe a full restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781639
>In your hard engineering classes
>Big bulky wurm that looks ripped as shit even for a wurm always sitting quietly in the corner
>Watches the instructor intensely but not with lust, figure she got this far by a fluke and she's just trying to not fail
>First exam results posted
>Only one person gets 100%
>It's the wurm
>When you ask her to help you study after class, she blushes and gets real nervous

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781646
>>12781647
Nice.

I get to fuck the maid while learning how to be a famous chef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781644
I would sooner flirt with a kimiho that her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781651
Kimiho lol
I think you mean Kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781649
>I get to marry the maid while learning how to be a famous chef.

Fixed, you do not seem to know how Kikimora work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781668
>implying I wouldn't marry her and become a famous cooking duo that fucks like animals before we start preparing the dish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781635
Which MG would you share the other end of a Nerds Rope with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781676
The fuck is that?

I didn't have a childhood, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781676
None I'd eat it all myself haha fuckin ned

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Spank fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781682
You're either gonna find this absolutely amazing, or absolutely disgusting, but here it is.
http://dessertreport.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/legacy/nerdsrope.jpg?itok=QpmhV44-

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781684
>Heavy breathing cyclops.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781673
>"ANON! why don't you let me cook for you?. is my cooking that bad?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781686
Do... Do I shove it up her asshole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781691
Only to a cyclops.
other species , bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781691
Wha, wh-...No.
You're supposed to share it with her, Lady and the Tramp style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781693
Why don't I just break it off and eat my own half?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781695
Because if you do,
A) You won't be able to kiss her,
B) You won't be able to play the pocky game with her, with Nerds Rope instead,
which leads to my next point,
C) You won't be able to fucking kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781690
>making me watch how it's made
>not practicing the dish alongside her

She's getting hot pasta sauce poured down her dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781698
What the fuck is this "pocky" game?

Do I have to poke her face with the rope thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781702
Dense MC-kun, please.
My patience is wearing thin.
It's when two people hold pocky in their mouth on both ends of the stick, and then they start eating their way to the center.
Either one person pussies out, or they both kiss at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781706
But why would they kiss with a mouth full of food?

That seems gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781708
...Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781607
>What are you doing with that silly dog leash, Anon?
>Oh? But Anon, the pack cuddlebitch is the one who wears the collar. Didn't you get the memo when you called us?
>You best just resign yourself to being scratched behind the ears, cuddlepet.
>And stroked on the chin, and rubbed on the neck. And petted and nibbled like a wolf puppy.
>You're pack cuddlebitch, so that means we all get to use you when we feel like it.
>If one of us has had a hard day and needs a hugging post, you're obliged to do it.
>If one of us needs something soft and squishy to nettle, you're it.
>Here's how we'll break you in. We'll stand around in a circle with you in the center, you, the cute little human boy. All of us, each a head taller than you.
>Then you'll feel a paw reach out and push you. Just like that, you'll end up in someone's arms.
>Pray it's not Anita. She tends to squeeze a little too hard.
>After that girl has taken your hug-virginity, you'll get pushed back in the circle, to another girl.
>And so on.
>We'll play this game all day. You getting brief hugs and maybe an ass grope before hurtling towards another girl to use you similarly.
>We won't stop until you're in tears. No, even then we'll keep going, no matter how much you beg.
>Eventually you'll just slump to ground, drooling, completely out of it.
>All of our body scents on you, marking you as our territory.
>We'll make sure to hug you every day so your status as pack cuddlebitch is thoroughly ingrained in your being.
>Then we'll start with the really sick shit.
>We need to make sure you know us by scent. That's one of the cuddlebitch's duties, you know.
>Ever play "Hug-a-Wolf"?
>Well, you're in for one hell of a ride, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781702
I couldn't agree more.

If someone started waving a stick in my face I'd snap it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781710
>First, we blindfold you. Then, one of us pushes you out into the open, where you wander around looking for something to hug.
>I can just imagine it now, you groping around looking for something to touch, then falling into someone's waiting arms and soft chest. Squealing in delight one you feel one of us squeeze you with her wolf paws.
>So then, you get a quickie. A little pump n' hug. After that, on our command, you take off your blindfold.
>Then you try to figure out who it was, just based on scent and our own characteristic hug print.
>Everyone hugs different, you know.
>If you guess wrong, well, I don't have to tell you what happens next.
>Actually, I will. Just to see that cute little horrified look on your face.
>You gotta get princess carried by the girl you hugged.
>Yeah. It's only fair, right?
>Serves you right for screwing up. Pack cuddlebitch needs to learn not to forget his superiors.
>You get princess carried, and you gotta nuzzle your face up real close on her neck like she's you knight in shining armor.
>'Course, this ain't no knight fantasy.
>This is training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781710
>>12781714

This one time, I will forgive you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781710
>>12781714
What's the big deal about hugging again?

It's just touching, stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to completely refuse an elf sex continuously until she goes insane and then simply move to mgcdetroit so she could never find me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781725
B-But you only hug the people that you love! If you hug everyone then you're no better then those people who sell cuddles to total strangers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781725
Wow, look at this slut. Do you just hold hands with people you don't know, too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781557
Fuck new phyrexia for ruining waifus.
I know that's not the reference and I don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781714
Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781733
>>12781737
I've hugged people I never talked with in my old high school classes when I had to change schools.

I also remember having to guide a random blind guy by his hand because he lost his cane and didn't let go for a minute because he was so scared of losing that cane.

So hugs and holding hands means nothing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781747
And you hold your waifu with those hands that touched a million strangers? You're such a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781706
Me forgetting to keep the guy's hand uncolored is a compounding error

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781767
Why would I limit myself to hugging only one person?

One girl's hugs can't satisfy me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow confessions of a hugslut
only in 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781769
I was too busy paying attention to the pure love to notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781780
I know right? I wanted not to lose my lunch today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781775

Sweet goddesses you freely admit to being a massive slut.

Have you no shame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781775
I bet you would hug and cuddle every girl in a room while they filmed you if they paid you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781780
There is literally nothing wrong with being a hugslut
angel hugs are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781790
Of course not.

I only care for MY pleasure, why should I care about some shitty monsters pleasure?

She's getting hugged to sleep, then I'll wake up early and take some bus fair and make some toast and leave before she wakes.

>>12781796
Of course, if it makes me money then why should I care about how I get it?

[Anonymous No.]

i like holding hands with MGs in public, but this hugging thing.

just wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781782
Why is non-human skin color is attractive?

Why do I want to see a girl with black sclera get embarrassed about holding hands?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this cuddle stuff supposed to arouse me? because it is

I just want to be used nicely by MGs

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

Just popping in to say I did a thing again. Ch.6 of Yetinburg is complete wherein Sonia cracks.
http://pastebin.com/mtNfv1pd
Now, do you folks want to go further into suffering before the real healing starts, or just get to it?
And are my chapters too short?
Just interested in what direction you guys would enjoy this going.
General criticism is appreciated too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781804
Because dark elves.
They did this to us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781804

Because it places them further away from 3DPD.

Or because they're exotic, either works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781808
You missed the confessions of another cuddleslut Nyanon!
Took a lot of balls for him to admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781706
I love how she's embarrassed about almost kissing when she's completely naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781814
Well good for him!
What was his preference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781806
I want a monster to pat my head and tell me that she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781808
I dunno, for me, for some reason, they *feel* pretty short. It might just be because I'm unintentionally comparing it to your CYOA's in my head which run on for hours, so when I sit down to read your actual stories I'm in the mindset of having a good long read, but it's over faster than I expect. I've just stopped reading them so I can go through a bunch in one batch so they feel longer.

Mind you, chances are that's all in my head rather than a fault of your writing per se, but even in terms of line count and events that happen it still relatively short compared to most serious (e.g., non-greentexty) stories.

As for the suffering part: Bear in mind don't just have suffering for it's own sake, as a filler. It will bore people quickly if there isn't an actual purpose to it, like revealing hidden insecurities or problems, or other sorts of character development. That being said, longer stories seem to be more interesting when they break up one sort of theme (action, romance, smut, suspense, etc) with another; going too long without taking a "break" can become tiresome right quick. So in my opinion, yes, I'd like to see you move on to healing and cute stuff as a change of tempo, although keep in mind that doesn't mean you can't resume more suffering at a later point if you feel the story would benefit.

[Anonymous No.]

So been at work all day, and I don't feel much like skimming.

Has there been any mention of Anubi this thread, or has it just been shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781841
Ushi shit, crap, more crap, some stuff, more crap, ushi shit. cuddleslut confessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781844
>Not mentioning glorious CC Kikimora with extra soft included.

I hope you don't think that's crap, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781825
>Yes, good boy.
>I love my little cuddlecump.
>Now get on your knees and tummy nuzzle me.

Like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781825

I want a monster to say she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781049
and this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781849
Not everyone loves your favorite MG, anon. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780661
and this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781851
Very much yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781849
just posted that
>>12781857

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781836
Alright, I'll try to make the next parts a bit longer then. It's been bothering me that they feel a bit short to me too. I've just been trying to break up the important parts into their own chapters till now.
Cute stuff on the way then, it has been gloomy since I started now that I think about it.
And thanks for the input!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781849
I voted around knee hight, with a side slit dress to show some leg. one of the gems in her braid.
and undecided on the stockings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781710
>>12781714
This is 2lewd for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781864
>side slit dress
Do you mean unending or ending side slits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781112
Well, Monorus drew her giving a handjob with just the ghost hands...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781896
no idea, sorry fashion is a weak spot for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781127
http://pastebin.com/Y2VHYVCs

This is the only other one I know of. RIVI's work.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had to fuck a monster girl with an animal pussy, which one would you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781905
Side slits on dresses are usually of the unending type. In other words, the slits have one end open. The front and back do not come back together. Chinese dresses are a good example and the most common when referring to side slits. Ending means that the slit does not remain open and the slit ends with fabric. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781929
This one
>>12779613

[Anonymous No.]

i got to admit nyanon is a pretty decent writer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781929
Nightmare. Already mai waifu.

Only Anubis can tempt me otherwise, and they're generally not depicted with anything but a human pussy. Though sometimes this thread winds up applying "Wolf Pussy" to her and other canines, and it...sounds pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781710
>>12781714
How would they react if I just straight up told them I wanted to have a cuddlepile to keep warm at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781905
>>12781896

Gave her dress side-openings just below the hips. Almost wanted to go full unending sides, but I thought a china-dress maid might seem a bit too absurd. I'd post the preview, but the pic is basically done sans her fluffy tail and apron, so might as well wait until tomorrow for the complete version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781929
supposedly dolphin pussy is like, actually good so some form of mermaid. Selkie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781933
Agreed.

I look forward to tomorrow's session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781934
But Nightmares have human pussies too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781931
Not that kind of side slit, more like this
not as revealing though

I am pretty sure those are not side slit, but are called something else

Yes I will delete this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781929
Definitely a wolfu.
Rough cuddlesex rawks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781941
They're all side slits according to the tags on danbooru/gelbooru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781943
But wolfus have human pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781931
I do not like those kind of skirts, no idea why.
I just think they look stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781929

[Anonymous No.]

Let me simplify this for you

>But xxxx MG have human pussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781947
Then this >>12781950

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

Actually, you know what? Fuck it. I need input anyways. Is it me or,

1) Do the colours seem to clash? Specifically the purple stockings.
2) The skirt length seems too short?

Not sure if it's just in my head or if you guys see it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781946
Well, I mean this style in
>>12781941
When I say side slit

imagine this around knee length with the side going up to just shy of end/start of the legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781940
No they don't.
Shut up, be quiet.
I'm not listening.
Nah nah nah nah nah not listening.
Not in my fuckin' headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781952
Well, no, things like spider girls, lamias or mermaids can have animal pussies. With a wolfu, who only has wolf ears, a tail and maybe some paws, where are you going to stick an animal pussy? Wolfu pussy might have some characteristics of it, but that's about it. Unless she looks like this. >>12779613

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781957
try it
1) with grey stockings
2 black stockings
3 no stockings

Yes the yellow and purple clash badly

Can you try putting one of her gems where she binds her braid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781960
The longer you are in denial about it, the more painful it's going to be for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781960
>wanting horse pussy that bad
>>>/mlp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781957
Looks good. I think the purple stockings could be a little bit darker to mesh with the dress more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781966
No, really, fuck you.

Headcanon is what counts 9/10 times when it comes to MGE, and in my headcanon, frontgina is an unholy abomination caused only by complete degenerates being allowed near centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781957
It does kind of look odd. At this point I would just do naked apron instead. I don't think stockings fit well with kikimoras. The top of that dress and the bottom don't match either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781957
1) Darker shade of purple would work better
2) Hell no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781969
>Wanting a centaur to have a twisted, unnatural extra hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781941
>>12781958

I meant to include just 1 side has the slit, not both

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12781975
Shit, that's what I was worried about. One anon suggested to make it stop above the knees, but you almost never see split dresses that short. I think that may be why it looks strange. Well, that, and it might not be side enough for her HEALTHy thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781978
>wanting a centaur
>>>/mlp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781973
Wouldn't the ones okay with fucking horse pussy be the degenerates?

[Anonymous No.]

If you ask me, this boob-window thing will never catch on. The mysterious allure of proper sweater-puppies cannot be matched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781987
No.

Wanting a girl to mutate and develop a completely unnatural extra set of genitals is degeneracy.

Want to make love to her natural body is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781989
Over 1300 hits on Pixiv in 4 days says it's already caught on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781995
Fads are fads. The old ways are eternal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781991
>wanting to make love to a horse is olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781957
I don't know why but something about the stomach area is bothering me, and it's not the health. There's something subtly off about the anatomy but I can't put my finger on it. Maybe it has something to do with the spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never pound a sphinx' tight lionpussy while laying down on her and relishing the softness of her fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782004
Horse pussy or snake cloaca, it's still olev!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782000
And fads "catch on". This one like wildfire.

I hope it goes away very soon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782006
>ignoring her human half entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781808
I want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782005
It's her feather-arm. Normally you'd have the navel being plainly obvious in that dress, but her feathers obscure it entirely so it looks monolithic. Might have to rework it somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782000
>Bubuzuke was consumed by Kill La Kill
>Vanadis isn't putting out any more VNs
This is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782004
>Wanting to make love to a horse
The fuck you on about nigger?

I want to love a centaur. Who said anything about fucking a horse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782007
I want to fuck Miia and ask if her mom can join us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782010
Unless she's a tiny sphinx you're not reaching her human half while pounding her hard.

That's what the post-coital cuddles are for - wrapping her paws around your lower body while she nuzzles into your chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782012
Maybe try a full skirt to the length you have it now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782004
You don't have to find the horse half itself sexy to want to fuck a centaur, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782016
>you're not reaching her human half while pounding her hard.
Hence why sphinxes are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782015
>Ask to fuck Miia
>"Okay!"
>Ask to fuck her mom too
>"Well...alright..."
>Starts as a threesome.
>Wake up the next day in the Greek Countryside, surrounded by numerous lamiae in a mating pit, heavily dehydrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782016
that is the second time you posted this same image in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782018
No anon, if you even so much as hold hands with a Centaur, it means you are sexually attracted to horses and that is the end of this discussion!
Uhh, anyway, what's with Bestiality-kun popping up all the time these days? Yesterday it was complaints about Medusa's hair, now this.
>>12782022
Every true Monster Girl lover should experience the Lamia Ball at least once in their lifetime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782022
Nah she was charmed by the D

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782015
I want Cereas mom towering over me, lean down, say saddle up and just let her tenderly make me her toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782023
Can't post the same image twice, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782017
Yeah, it looks a lot better going to at least the knees. I'll do that for the final version

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782021
Or rather, I mean, over time you'd become attracted to all of her anyway, but centaur pussy is totally fuckable if the whole looks good, even though her lower body may not exactly be boner inducing if you focus on it. Trying to look at monster girls' exotic features in a vacuum is just kind of a stupid thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782035
Sorry, meant to link to
>>12782018

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782016
Can you please not spam the same picture every thread? its like those dumb ushishit pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782026
>Yesterday it was complaints about Medusa's hair
I will defend centaurs to the death, but those complaints were totally legitimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782029
Well, you did, exact same one is up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782040
>getting upset that people post things they like
Christ, how new are you? This is an imageboard. People are going to post things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782047
Someone else must've posted it then. Duplicate file detection would've caught it if it was from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782006
>lionpussy
Pls go. This is the only kind of sphinx that's accepted in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782048
We have 300 pics to spread over 3500 posts
wasting it on reaction images and reposts means other people can't post new stuff.
You are the new one if you can't respect the requests of people in this thread. lot of people complain, if you have been around as long as you say, you would know this.

This is not exclusively your board. you need to learn to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782058
And yet the last several threads have come no-where close to hitting the image limit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782058
>what is deleting posts
Just because you don't like something doesn't mean people can't post it.

Also, weren't we at, like, 250 in the last thread? we'll be fine you big pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782063
I see you are selfish and do not care about other people.
There is a reason we have images to spare.
It is because people don't spam the same images every thread, or post reaction pics.
If you start thinking like that then before long the image count will be gone before we reach 1500.
Seriously, I do not see why you think you are entitled to post the same pics each thread.

Stop being so self centered like >>12782058
said

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to marry a cyclops who actually fucking loves me and cares about my wellbeing and then fall asleep in her arms every night.
Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782054
Please stop adhering to KC's shit.

There are all kinds of MGs for all kinds of people.

And really, humanpussy is worst pussy. Lionpussy is ribbed and super tight. Wolfpussy can milk you dry without her even moving.

Then there are things like tailjobs, pawjobs, tailpussy, etc.

The world of MGs is vast and wondrous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782075
Samefagging so hard. Be a little less obvious.

Also, I kind of doubt it, but since I know you hate it, here, have some Ushi-Oni. Seasonal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782076
Does she have one of those window sweaters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782079
Do any monster girs even have wolfpussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782081
Both posts are mine. I never said they weren't.
problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782082
She has multiple sweaters of all kinds. She prefers to steal my coats though since i don't really use them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782088
Just give her lots of love then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782079
>humanpussy is worst pussy
So you just want to fuck animals because girls can't excite you anymore, but you need a human part on there somewhere (but not necessarily interact with it) because you're in denial. Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782075
I'm not even the guy who's bitching about being told not to post shit.

I barely ever post images as-is.
I'm just pointing out the fact that we've come nowhere close to the image limit for several threads now.

You could say that's proof of your borderline extreme rationing method working.
Or one could say it's because people are just afraid to post because they don't want to get bitched out by people like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782086
>>12782075
>Stop being so self centered like >>12782058
said
Implies, heavily, that you were talking to someone else. Don't play dumb. if you honestly fucked that up I'd recommend retaking 3rd year english because wow, that's intentionally misleading.

Have some more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782084
Werewolves, direwolves, hellhounds, etc.

Of course it's still where a humanpussy would be, but it's wolf in design and workings. She mounts you, riding wolfgirl style and just lays on top of you while you cum over and over in her.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you so fixated on bestiality?

Go pester the furryfags if you are into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782084
It's a trait this thread at times applies to any canine MG. Werewolves, Hellhound, Anubis, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782097
There you are! We thought you'd left us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782097
>>12782026
>Bestiality-kun
It's awful, but it seems pretty obvious that it's a thing now. An awful, annoying thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782093
not him, but
>people being afraid
>on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782079
Then which kind of pussy is best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782105
waifupussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782103
Okay, "Fear" might not be the best word to describe it.

Rather, "Wanting to avoid the annoyance".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782105
Your waifu's.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't fuck a flower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782105
Wolfpussy > tailpussy > catpussy for me.

wolfpussy can clamp down hard enough to prevent you from escaping while she milks you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782093
I am complaining because there is one person who doesn't have the decency to respect the fact other people refrain from reposing crap , so he feels entitled to being able to do it himself, sad part is he really thinks he is hurting me by doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782105
These niggas know what's up.

>>12782108
>>12782112

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782114
I miss Bubuzuke...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782116
Some people may not have seen it before. You shouldn't complain that someone is posting something on a board designed to post images just because you don't like what is being posted. They aren't reaction images. They're topical artwork, as far as I can tell. You're in a huff for no real reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782115
Tail pussy as in lamia, or manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782116
not him, but pretty much everything in this thread is a repost anyway. original content is rare here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782110
Yeah, that's probably more correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782120
Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782129
Why is tail pussy so erotic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782136
Are going to get cheated out of a cookanon centered rape ball by a ryu who's going to make the first move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782145
those poor snakes
they'd finally get back at him for being a dirty tease

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782145
I wonder why we haven't gotten an update on Cookanon.

Anyone know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782154
The Writefag Killer got him too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782129
>She will never dance on top of you while straddling you like so
>She will never gyrate her tailpussy to match her hip movements, making it feel like the real deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782150
I could always do a joke one where they moved first

>>12781295
I'm going to throw this in the pastebin and do the follow up after I do some more cookanon which I'll be doing when I wake up.
>>12782154
>>12782155
Because I haven't done one yet. Sorry guys but I've been working on my latest EDH deck and just got it done and sleeved today.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782160
Also I seem to be missing a section of this story. Does anyone remember if I actually did one where the anon got transfered/promoted out from under his CC vampire boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782160
EDH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782167
>deck
Probably Cock Magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782167
EDH/Commander is a format of magic the gather play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782160
>playing EDH
lmao fag
play a real format

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782140
Because:

Fluffy - just look at those big fluffy tufts and that neck ruff

Big Meaty Paws to hold you with

Wings so she can fly while fucking you

And then the organ itself, the tailpussy. Whereas a vagina is made for reproduction and as a consequence encourages pleasure to aid in that endeavor, a tailpussy's sole purpose is semen extraction.

And it's good at its job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782169
Have you guys seen the TGC called moncolle yet?
Its made by Bushiroad
http://moncolle-tcg.com/

It has just about every type of Monster Girl you can think of in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782178
>bushiroad
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782173
I know what Modern, standard and legacy formats are, but I have never heard of EDH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782176
Just too bad about the whole "getting stabbed with large tail spikes" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782182
You do not like Vanguard?
It has tons of MGs in it.
something like 100 different flower girls in neo nectar, 200 some elves, and other races get a fair share too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782188
They're not actually as large as usually drawn in fanart, and they wouldn't penetrate all that deeply. So quit being a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782178
>MonColle
Wasn't that the one that's on Vita, and even got translated?

Wasn't that translation horridly censored, to the point of nerfing the game?

Or is that another one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782191
I don't play card games for the art, I play them for the gameplay
And in that regard Bushiroad games are often very lacking
Weiss Schwarz was good but then they left it for dead to try and save that piece of shit Buddyfight.

[Anonymous No.]

So who is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782194
The one i linked was a card game. I really have no idea if it was a vita game.

If you like flower girls, I bet you would like Maiden of the trailing rose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782194
That's Monster Monpiece.

>>12782178
Show me the lamias and you'll have my interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782198
I hate buddyfight
dumbest piece of crap game ever.
I still have decks for WS laying around

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782203
A shirohebi, with skin so pale it seems it could melt, and scales white as milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782206
I hope the new Neo Nectar support is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782188
>>12782192
You won't even notice after the local anasthetic sets in while she gets ready for some proactive dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782214
They're a clan reliant on rearguards in a game where restanding vanguard + undercosted superior call and retire skills is basically the only viable deck concept
They're dead on arrival

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782214
I prefer genesis, bermuda triangle (rons of mermaids) and OTT
and my sexy elves of royals

[Anonymous No.]

Ooh, so you all play children's card games? That's kinda cool, I guess, you all being so in touch with your inner child...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782222
Leading jewel knight Salome is so hot to me for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782203
Dragon. Vanilla Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782212
That does sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782229
Do they have a chocolate variety?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782229
>vanilla
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782203
Kitsune-Inari

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782217
>implying she'd even need an anaesthetic
Your body would be producing so much endorphin and adrenaline that I seriously doubt you'd even feel a minor puncture wound from one of her spines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782237
I meant that she's not simply a member of the Dragon family, like a Crybabysaurus, or a Dumbzilla, or a Watery Tart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782203
Delicious brown dormouse with black hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782236
Jabberwocky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782244
>Watery Tart.
Ryuu
Thanks, I needed the laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782236
enter the jabberdragon
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140114164514/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/b/bc/Jabberwock.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782244
>Crybabysaurus, or a Dumbzilla, or a Watery Tart.
N-No bullying please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782118
FUCKING THIS

WHERE DID HE GO?!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to tell your manticore you love her every day or else she might get a little worried and possessive.

http://i.imgur.com/qfRvCz2.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782247
I would really like her if she didn't have those side mouth arm things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782255
>http://i.imgur.com/qfRvCz2.jpg
>>"MMMPHH.....Can't.......breathe..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782255
>a faceful of tail pussy
That must taste and smell like Heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone here love Moth-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782255
"Oh look, Ms Happy is so glad to see you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782264
Need you ask?
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Now that we're talking about Dragons, last thread somebody promised to write about a genki Dragonette who leaves momma's lair, gets hammered with a bunch of Oni mercenaries and kidnaps a wizard's apprentice.
Did I dream that, or is that going to go down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782266
But is she you're waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782264
Flavor of the Moth, every Moth.
>>12782269
Her only love is music. And Dio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782267
The only thing I remember is genki dragon. I'm not sure about those other things.

[Gauf No.]

>>12782267
That was this thread. It goes, but slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781155
All I can imagine is that picture of the lamias and soldiers that someone added all of the dialogue to, but with modern soldiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782279
>this thread
Really? Man, time just flies by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782286
Plus there's some truly terrible shit in this thread so it's good to block it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782269
A certain lamia stole my heart long ago.
But. I'd gladly help Moth-chan find love in another man's heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779739
>>12782286
Yep. ~1000 posts ago.
>>12782289
What? It's not that bad. We had a brief edgefag moment but other than that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782295
I was referring to >>12780146
It's fucking awful and wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782243
How powerful are those chemicals anyway? If, say, you had a sparring match with a Salamander and you got way too into it, and you both end up mangled and bleeding profusely, would the fighting still have released enough adrenaline and endorphins that the only thing on your minds would be fucking each other's brains out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782225
Wouldn't monstergirls just get caught up in shit like any other person in our pointless existence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782292
Like that Holstaurus in that greentext?
>>12782305
Yes. And they would be chuuni as all hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782292
>>12782246
>>12782239
>>12782229
>>12782212
Are you people serious? Would you kill for your waifu? What if you could be with her, but it meant killing another anon, or his waifu, or you have to NTR away your waifu from another anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782308
>NTR
get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782308
Then I would make a new path with these fists! A path where a man's ambition can solve all problems! Where everyone gets their waifu to live happily ever after! Who the hell do you think I am?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782308
>Are you people serious?
Yes.
>Would you kill for your waifu?
Probably.
>What if
She's not my waifu if I NTR her from someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782316
YOU ARE MY FRIEND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782317
I feel that this is the most politically correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782300
Sufficient amounts to block out the pain of very severe wounds are only released in extremely high stress, life or death situations. Though I guess you could easily find yourself in one of those if you're both confident enough in each other's skills to not hold back at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782203
A Nightmare.
Or an Anubis. I-I can't choose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782325
They're both beta enough to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782325
>>12782326
>having 2 waifus

[Anonymous No.]

Girls from the wolf family make best waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782325
Anubis is shitty. She'd probably make you lick her paw pads or something gross like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Aside from dulahan, are there any Irish, Scottish, or general Celtic monstergirls? No Nessie, that's too easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782336
>Nessie
There's an MG of that? Sorry if I'm not recalling here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782339
No, but the Loch Ness Monster is just a sea-serpent/plesiosaurus creature with no cultural connection to the area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782330
One for when you're awake, one for when you're asleep. Problem?
>>12782333
>weighing the heart against her pantsu
What horrors await us?
>>12782334
I'd do that even if I wasn't her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782336
Surprised we haven't seen a kelpie yet, honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782342
I don't even know anything about it. Before I check wikipedia, I'm going to assume it has some relation to kelp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782336
There's the selkie, but it's KC's fuckery involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782343
>kelp
Thanks for the laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782330
Yes, I know, but I legitimately can't choose. They're both so great, in so many ways.

I blame these threads for making me like Anubis as much as I do now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782341
What about her stepping on your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782353
I'll end up asking her to do that sooner or later. But not too hard. I just want to feel her weight, not go mad from searing pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782357
>implying an MGE girl would be into inflicting "searing pain" anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782351
Are you actually in love with them or do you just like them? Also is it the category of MG you like or is there one special anubis and one special nightmare you love and hold dear to your heart? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

Need more Monster Girls? How about a Para?
Para is a Finnish familiar that watches over the property of the summoner. Sounds nice, right? No.
The spell required has the summoner give half his life to it. A Para is also a scary looking creatures. They're described to be like Devils with only one horn and big, pointy ears.
The best part? One of their given duties, apart from watching over their summoner's property, is increasing their wealth. They did so by robbing from others.
So how about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780933
I'm sure there's kiki's around with larger breasts than that, but I personally envision the typical kiki to not have large breasts, C at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782357
>I just want to feel her weight
Well, I meant stepping and stroking, not just stepping. So there wouldn't only be weight. But also the caresses of fluffy fur and squishy pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782364
Love.
Particular ones both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782368
>fluffy fur and squishy pads
My Dragon doesn't have those, but yeah, the stroking would be nice too. Very few things compare to a footjob if the girl is wearing silk stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782372
Well, we were talking about Anubis here. But in your case... soft, smooth scales, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782374
Oh right, Anubis stepping on our manhood as punishment. My bad.
And I'd still ask my Dragonfu to wear silk stockings. That would be too small for her clawed feet, so they'd tear.
That's a nice image, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782377
Well, unless they were custom-tailed.
And probably enchanted.

Either way, nice image.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm amazed that no-one has bothered with a monster girl version of American Gods yet. then again the most monster-girl part of the book was sadly excised from the main manuscript, save for a brief reference. That part was about the Japanese spirits and gods within a Japanese internment camp during World War II and the only Japanese thing in the final version is a Kitsune that's killed during the battle at Lookout Mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782378
I'm imagining she found them while raiding, like they had been made for some Wight or something, and she thought
>I would look so sexy in these!
And then when she put them on, they would fit her thighs and shins fine, because the Wight was a little chubby, but then her toenails and heels would breaks free through the fabric, leaving the soles of her feet still covered.
...a-ahh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782379
I literally have no idea what you're talking about, and I live in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782382
American Gods is, like, a book series for edgy teens or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782385
It's not a book series, it's a one off novel that's while isn't fantastic isn't atrocious either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782389
I was probably thinking about Percy Jackson. Still, samma skit as the vikings would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782377
What kind of dragon are we talking about here? Not the MGE kind with humongous scaly clawed feet, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782392
Think Esdragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782394
Is she digitigrade or just wearing heels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782396
I like to think she has natural high heels, so the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782392

Not him, but I love the idea of monsters wearing stockings and gloves over their inhuman appendages.

Or at least limbs that aren't furry. I don't think fur covered in stockings would look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782394
Drawfaggotry of Esdragon and Tatsudragon when?

[Anonymous No.]

To clarify, in "American Gods", the gods of old operate like Tulpas, in the way that they exist when people believe in them. There's countless gods of old that exist from Human migration to the Americas (Norse, Celtic, Pagan, and even Egyptian according to the fictional story) while they compete with the new gods of the Americas (Trains, automobiles, the media, the internet). There's a whole story to it but it's full of old gods, new gods, and other mythical creatures like the real Kobolds.

To best describe it with the least amount of spoilers, the main character meets Odin in Iceland after having dealt with Odin in North America and asks what's the difference between the two. Iceland Odin says "He is me but I am not him".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782397
>natural high heels
I wish more monster girls had this. It makes something as mundane as feet actually contribute to her overall attractiveness (not because of the feet themselves, but because of her posture and how it emphasizes her ass).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782403
>Tatsudragon
>monsterboys
Anon, no. Besides, Esdese is too good for him anyway. Leone, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782408
This man understands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782403
But Tatsumi is a human boy, unless you mean the recent armor transformation in the anime, but that wasn't a dragon form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782408
This.
Monster parts emphasizing the human ones and making them look even better is the best shit.
Too bad a lot of artists don't even bother and expect us to find the monster body parts themselves attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782417
>Anime
Check the manga. It damn well looks the part in the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782418
Well, some people actually like that shit. MGs just cater to a lot of fetishes, and some might not be to your liking. We just have to learn to deal with those ones and ignore them, or the parts of them we don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782418
EMG does it right. The main heroines' focus features are Miia's midriff (enhanced by her method of locomotion making her muscles around there really strong), Cerea's boobs (because huge babies), and Papi's ass (because "natural high heels"). The monstrous features themselves don't get fetishized and are mostly played for comedy, or to emphasize how dangerous they are. Too bad Okayado couldn't write a decent plot or not one dimensional characters or create a good design to save his life. But he did do one thing right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782429
>But he did do one thing right.
Yes. Long live Rachnera, the democratically elected Best Girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782429
EMG is depressing because the monstergirls want to fall in love with a dude while their cultures want them to be nothing more than something terrible depending on their race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782418
I blame the distinction between monster girls and furry shit actually being a lot smaller in Japan, and furry stuff in general being more accepted there. So they have less qualms about certain things western audiences may not enjoy very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782434
Anyone else wanna ride on her back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782441
American society naturally engenders insecurities in people after all. Just look at all the

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782434
>Darling doesn't really care for Miia's tail, Papi's talons or Cerea's lower half
>but he does like Rachnera's legs
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782449
I don't know about him, but I've always thought of spiders and their legs as being aesthetically pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782449
Did he ever say that he liked them? All I remember is that he liked legs and it was somehow implied he liked hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782455
He directly said he liked them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782451
Rachera's hands are also wonderful and attractive and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782449
Everyone misunderstood that scene
Kurusu was scared as shit and lying through his teeth to make her stop being so pissed off
His face and the whole "Leg Man" thing was supposed to show the lie being really difficult for him to tell with a straight face because of how horrifying her legs are compared to the regular human legs he likes.
>>12782455
He VERY hesitantly said that they were "very... charming", which any person with more than 3 brain cells could identify as THE classic bullshit compliment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782462
So does he really like them or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782464
And by that I mean does he like them as they are attached to Rachnera and are therefore special and not horrifying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782464
By now he's probably indifferent towards them, since that's the whole basis of his character, he isn't prejudiced against monster girls but doesn't fetishize them either, he just treats them like normal people. If he suddenly showed attraction towards specific non-human features, he'd be breaking character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782458
I want to feel those finger tracing lines on my body while I'm tied up and blindfolded. Such a perfect dom she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782448
All the what, anon?
ALL THE WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782434
>>12782471
Why does she have such ridiculously wide shoulders?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope darling gets NTRed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782449
He's too beta to tell Miia to not squeeze as hard.

Also, is anyone else looking forward to Darling having sex with the Winner and it being terrible the first time a la 40 Year Old Virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781112
There's that undead invasion story where some guy raises a zombie girl into a wight, which is nicely written.

Though the short part where undead goes around town slaughtering all females has caused me to have a strong dislike towards undead now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782448
I don't consider us firmly segregating monster girls and furry and rejecting anything heading too far towards the latter to be a bad thing, mind you. I was just making an objective statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782476
I hope you get NTRed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782474
So you'd have more to massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782478
It's not like she'd listen. She's terrible at controlling her strength. If Darling married her he'd be more metal than man by the end of the first year from all the plates holding his skeleton together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782478
Considering first times where both partners are virgins are usually kinda shitty, I'd expect nothing less

What I wouldn't expect is for that to ever happen outside of a doujin

>>12782484
Don't bully the lamia, they try their best. Need to finish that lamia story because it's so relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782487
Hasn't that happened actually in a doujin? I feel like I remember one with that and how a joke about terminator was made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782487
To be honest, lamias accidentally crushing their lovers with their tails is mostly an Okayado thing. I guess he thinks it's cute. In most other settings lamias are probably fairly safe, although the squeezing may still hurt. (That's hot though, as long as there's no bone breaking involved.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782494
Well I wrote about a story where the lamia's got a condition where she can't control her tail during climax and her boytoy walks in on her shedding.

But I've stalled on the sex before doing the ending and stalling on that too so I'm kinda fucked at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782494
I've never broken any ribs or anything like that, if you were having really passionate sex with a lamia, but she got too into it and accidentally cracked a rib or two of yours, would it be possible to just keep going or would the pain be too debilitating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782502
Even bruising a rib hurts like hell.

This is why Anubii and wolfus are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782505
>Wahahaha!
Why do I always hear that when I look at this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782505
Even with the increased pain tolerance you'd have from all the arousal and happy chemicals and what not, would it still be bad enough to utterly ruin the sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782494
Are they ever really 'crushed'? I see plenty of "Ow, I'm sore after that cuddling" but the primary injury from Lamia mass banging is dehydration and exhaustion.

Holy shit I just wrote that out someone kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782505
>superior.
You're welcome to your opinion

No matter how wrong it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782515
>someone kill me
Why? You're absolutely tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782505
Wolfus gouge you open with their claws when they orgasm, that's not much better.
>>12782515
In one of those "My Life with Monster Girls" shorts, a lamia breaks three of her lover's ribs with a single squeeze, evwn though he trains like a madman to endure having sex with her. And then she keeps squeezing down on him over and over, for hours, until she's finally satisfied.
Okayado's vision of lamia sex is pretty horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782522
It's from writing that out, I've put a lot of thought into something dumb followed by terrible people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782515
Miia twisted Darling's fucking neck after he just put a finger inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782514
Yes.

I've cracked a rib before in an accident. The pain was debilitating - even just trying to breath was pure agony.

>>12782525
>Not wanting your wolfu to be so lost in pleasure she gives you little love cuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782530
Even though you're no better than a beast, you have a right to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782534
After these threads, I'm not so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782538
You're among friends, at least. Do you want a hug? No Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782532
So what makes wolfus' accidental abuse acceptable as opposed to lamias'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782548
It'd hurt a lot less and heal up faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782543
>no alp
On the contrary, if that happened wouldn't it be great? Well, until the Apocalypse happens at least. If MGs don't become real and only Alps do then I'd make an anon my Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782577
Please no, not that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782578
You don't want an Alp or you don't want to be one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782582
I don't want to be one!

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/765116/f53b3c3dac/

Translated clam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782583
So you mean you would want one? I'm sure there would be a few anons here who wouldn't object to becoming one, or would slowly like being one after they spend some time as one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782589
A clam.
A fucking clam.
People will sexualize anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782591
B-baka! Do you think I'm denying it just so you'd want to bully me more? Tsk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782594
Your temper is cute. I'd make you an Alp. And slowly you would accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782600
Don't get the wrong idea! It's not like I want to make anyone happy or anything!

Come on writefags, tsundere Alps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782605
Yes. Also have it subtly reference anons. Though in fact I think most anons would actually explicitly want the D. Perhaps not /mgt/ anons, but some /jp/ and /a/ anons. Take the New Years thread for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782613
>subtly reference anons
What, like the artist formerly known as Alpie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782589
Reminder that this picture appeared on Thomas' pixiv after his Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782593
It's OK as long as it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782617
She doesn't look bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782618
Remember the clam from MGQ?
>Love Jail Anal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782620
Yeah but we got snail and clam after harpy and Thomas said he was done with Jingai Shunman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782617
Jingai Shunman is confirmed over. Thomas has retired from monster girls, he draws grimdark KanColle with lots of amputation and suffering now, his true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782617
Can she fly? I figure that all harpies get a magic boost like all of the other flying creatures, but I have no idea how to factor that into my stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782625
Soon all anyone will draw is Kancolle with sweater boob windows

And I've already seen a good Musashi so I don't care about that anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782622
MGQ's interpretation is deviant. The one in the doujin is perfectly normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782631
I wish all monster girl material was just perfectly normal and vanilla love and sex with somewhat odd-looking monster girls. And no stupid "aw yeah gunna jack you off with animal parts" gimmicks.
I'll miss Jingai Shunman. Please come back, Thomas ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

While we're on the subject of Toumasu, what became of the guy in Jingai Shunman 7 in the end? Would the whole colony have sucked him dry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782638
>I wish all monster girl material was just perfectly normal and vanilla love and sex with somewhat odd-looking monster girls
So this is what they call "bait"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782646
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782646
No, YOU are the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Mermaids build floating cities like the ones from Waterworld, or do they just hang out in the water like some kind of savages?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird that I want to get a tailjob from a mermaid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782659
Of course they have underwater cities. They're not as good as might imagine though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782662
Yes, but I don't judge you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782664
>underwater cities
So they all live in shallow waters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782667
That depends. Which mermaids are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782677
The general population.

[Anonymous No.]

When the time comes to immerse oneself inside the Perfect VR Waifu Simulator, will Succuvirus be there, waiting for us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782690

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782690
No, someone will have to create her first. We will have nothing unless people make them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782703
What if she is born from our hopes and dreams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782704
There will be nothing, ever. Never. Hopes and dreams alone get you nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782708
Why must you turn this thread, built upon hopes and dreams, into a house of cynicism and bitterness? Can't you see you're hurting people?!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys what's a succuvirus? Should I be worried? No really, I seem to have missed when it was created.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782716
All you need is an onahole that's USB compatible and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782712
Sorry. I'm nofunallowed.jpg-mode sometimes, but I only do it because there are too many hopes. When the thread becomes bitter and cynical I go into maximum optimism mode, so it all balances out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782712
not that guy >>12782708
but sometimes people HAVE to learn the ahrd way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782720
Cease your zigzagging between the two extremes! Find your happiness between them!
>>12782722
Learn what? That Monster Girls aren't real? Nobody thinks that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782719
So if I just cut a hole in my onahole and stick the usb in it then it'll all work out? Seriously though I want to know the origins of succuvirus and what she is. I can't find anything about it on the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782725
Succuvirus lives inside your hard drive and carefully scrutinizes the porn you watch. She knows what you like. She also could, if she felt the need, let everyone know. But there's no need for that if you keep her entertained.
You CAN keep her entertained, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782724
But I'm not even an MGfag. All I do is regulate the atmosphere here a bit if I can. Things could go wrong in my system if your beliefs get too radical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782730
>not even an MGfag
What the actual fuck are you doing in the Monster Girl thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782733
I like talking with you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782735
You're a suspicious person. I'm keeping an eye on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782729
Is there a story someone wrote about this that I should be aware of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782740
No, sadly. Only this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782737
Good luck with that. I've been observing you for far longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782724
What's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782746
It's blue and lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781297
>content

afcoarse not, but as a slave there is still hope for freedom. And if you die, well you stay dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782754
B-but losing your freedom in even temporarily is a fate worse than death! That's why freedomfags would rather die than go to prison for even a month!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782744
Thanks.

And now my imagination is rolling.

>in the future and we have VR headsets that completely immerse ourselves like that shit in SAO
>be browsing internet and VR porn because you're fucking depraved
>pick up succuvirus
>she traps you inside
>she can do anything she wants, be it turn into any form she wants to fuck you with, or turn you into anything
>she can forcibly adjust your pleasure sliders over the max
>she gets robots hijacked into your home to take care of your physical body
>you are forever lost in non-stop mindbroken orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782769
Then they're not true freedom fags. They're just filthy Americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782778
Aren't all the freedomfags from 'murrica? I'm not really familiar with this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782780
I mean freedom fag as in people who actually deeply think about the subject as an objective philosopher might. I guess if you mean people who like spouting muh freedoms and liberty, then yes, Americans are the freedomfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782771
Why stop at just VR headsets? When dealing with the future the sky's the limit. Maybe it's a world like ghost in the shell and the succuvirus infects your body, as you're going about your day to day life she's always teasing you and it seems like she's whispering sweet words into your ear. Or maybe she could make lewd comments about girls you pass in the street, monster and human alike and tempts you to have your way with them.

At night she could take control of your body and force you to pleasure yourself in the lewdest ways for her entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782801
I guess. I'm following the interpretation that succuvirus is mostly like a typical MG and wants you all for herself to spend an eternity with and break your virtual pelvis, over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, Trader Anon here.
Long story short I may have forgotten to cancel a sub to a certain shit MMO, and thus killed my funding for a better MMO.
As such I have to devote my remaining time of the latter MMO to get to level cap. So I may have to put my story on an impromptu Hiatus x Hiatus.
Sorry for those who follow my story. I'll try to get one more session in before Christmas because once I get a Vita TV and Persona 4 Golden everything will be dead to me. Even myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781973
>Headcanon is what counts 9/10 times when it comes to MGE

No, it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782054
>>12782091
>>12782097
>>12782102
>>12782026
I warned you fuckers, but noooo, I was being paranoid. I was shitposting. Well reap what you sow, now we have animal fuckers in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782079

>And really, humanpussy is worst pussy. Lionpussy is ribbed and super tight. Wolfpussy can milk you dry without her even moving.

You're crossing the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782264

TSZCHING Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782273
>>12782292

What about Mothbro?

[Anonymous No.]

What if soda is now caffeine free only because Arachnees kept getting drunk off of soda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782308
>Are you people serious?
Yes
>Would you kill for your waifu?
Yes
>What if you could be with her, but it meant killing another anon
Does he have a waifu? If so, no.
>or you have to NTR away your waifu from another anon?
Absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782865
KILL THE SPIDERS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782865
>caffeine free

Spider genocide now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782865
>Almost the year of our Demon Lord 2062 - 47
>Drinking the carbonated Ilias

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781459
You got a link to that anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782875
Fuck off /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782875
I'll drink Sprite and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782865
>Drinks that contain caffeine are now kept behind the counter in stores
>Can I see your ID ma'm
>I swear I'm 20 years old please let me have some soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782851
Anon, why are you so boring?

Are you telling me you wouldn't want to put it in an Anubis' puffy wolfpussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781619
Depends on the situation. Do I have enough supplies enough of my own to even properly aid others? (roof, medicine, food etc) If yes then i'll help. I wouldn't care about species, I dislike wars and would never fight in one. And I know the majority of the population of either sides wouldnt want the bloodshed to happen either. So everyone tends to be in the same boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get into a sprite drinking contest with an arachne
>she will never be amazed at how well you can hold your drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782885
All MGE girls have human pussy, you and the other guy are the ones pushing bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782889
>She's lying to make you feel better
>She doesn't like you at all
Never trust Spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782889
I think we just discovered how to avoid spider rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782842
>>12782851
Not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782878
I have no home to go back to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782891
If she doesn't like me at all, why is she doing something to make me feel better? She's clearly a tsundere, praise God jesus lord I'm so blessed for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782895

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782895

Hotwheels took your brothers in. Go there. It's not like we won't follow in time anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782881
>Ushi-Oni who's built like a freight train
>Fucks up guys and monster girls alike
>Such a lightweight when it comes to drinking soda that she nigh immediately gets blackout drunk after one can
>After an hour spends the rest of the time with her head planted in the table
>When everyone else has pretty much forgotten she's there, she suddenly jolts up, and rushes to the bathroom to hurl
>Everyone is surprised to find that the girl who prides herself for "having no brakes" was so easily derailed by a can of root beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782907
>Ushi-Oni
>Oni
Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782893
Fuck your moaning, this is not acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782913
I mean...
I'll sit in the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782907
>about the be raped by an Ushi Oni
>Pull out a can of Mountain Dew, crack it open
>Splash her while yelling in fire and brimstone tone, THE POWER OF DEW COMPELS YOU!
>The vile abomination scuttles away

Today was a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782786
>I mean freedom fag as in people who actually deeply think about the subject as an objective philosopher might
But... that's not what the word means!
>>12782914
Shitposter-kun, Bitch-kun, Bestiality-kun... how many more villains will we get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782930
You don't want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782939
But I'm a potential victim of their shenanigans, I don't want my pies stolen or anything. I deserve to know!
...will our Christmas be stolen by a godless abomination called Bobalp?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Thread, give me good Ushi Oni stories.

[Anonymous No.]

Ushi Oni a shit

[Anonymous No.]

MGE Centaurs
>Horse girl has too much pride to go straight out, and have sex with humans like Elves.
>They have to be drunk to somehow rape you, which seems impossible due to their body size, and how they would get you to penetrate them.
>Wants you to take responsibility for their actions.
>Most likely to treat you the same way as you first encountered: Cold, with no sign of affection until drunk.

Why are Centaurs being straight asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782942
Oooh, you really did it this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782947
How about a guy who harnesses an Ushi-Oni and rides her into battle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782957
W-what? Does Bobalp exist, biding its time in the darkness beyond the void?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782898
>implying it was her
>implying you didn't just walk up to this drunk Spider and start chugging
>implying she wasn't so drunk that she has soda goggles on and thought you looked better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782960
He does now anon, you're his maker, he'll come for you first, then he'll rain down faggotry on us all. Why didn't you listen to me? Why couldn't you leave well enough alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782947

>>12633659
>>12633671

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782964
I think I'll just climb a tree and chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782744
formatting computer at the speed of light

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782970

Count me in. I'll set up the hammocks, you bring the snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782974
>snacks
Whaddya want? I don't know what people eat in trees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782976
I heard they prey on the fools who set up camp under them.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be careful when you go to the bathroom at night. Oomukade might be lurking about the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783019
Filthy disgusting bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783021
You won't be saying that after you get addicted and have to be nice to her to get more of that sweet, sweet venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783019
She can lurk in my house all she wants, cutest monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783027
That's why I hate them.

They know they're so shit so that they inject men with venom to get the poor guy to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783031
I want to bully an Oomukade by pinning her arms over her head and kissing her all over the face, neck and collarbones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783021
>>12783031
You two should decide this through fisticuffs.
>>12783039
Just like Grapesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783019
Oh yeah girl, I'm gonna take my bugspray, and shove it right into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Kikimora best monster girl? She doesn't even force herself on a guy, or use Venomthe guy forces himself on her. And she's completely okay with not having sex, and will die for you.

Truly Best Monster Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783041
Sounds like my kind of bullying. Only after letting her have control for a little bit first though.
>>12783044
>You two should decide this through fisticuffs.
Fisticuffs isn't enough when someone insults Oomukades, there's only one way to settle this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egne2ZCMM_0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783054
>Mortal Kombat
This game encourages children to be violent and discourages good spelling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783054
No fuck that.

We fight with beetles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783052
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783074
I suddenly had a mental image of two anons swinging Khepris at each other. Say no to monster abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783078
>Onii-chan! Throw me next!
What abuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783074
>We fight with beetle girls
I 「Fixed」 your incorrect 「Post」

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783085
If I could I would shoot you with nails motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782115

Dolphin pussy and Horse pussy as far as MGs go that are borderline "beastiality" are still the almighty all-pussies.

Going by real world biology (lol), a Mermaid could feasibly synchronize her orgasm perfectly with her lovers, making them both into twitching messes on the beach if they chose that route, a full bodied human and half-fish woman just cuddling and twitching.

Horse pussy is about as loose as the loosest hooker and yet at the same time can tighten up to virgin Japanese schoolgirl levels, or even bisect a katana. Cleanup's a bitch, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783019
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783099
>a Mermaid could feasibly synchronize her orgasm perfectly with her lovers
All five dolphins at the same time?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783078
>>12783084
I though of miniature Khepri fighting in a glass jar, like japanese bug fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783105

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782115
>>12783099
Bestialityfags go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783021
She just wants a QT humanboy to run a hand through her hair and make her feel loved for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783099
Centaurs are okay Waifu's need more stories of them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783108
I want to lick her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783052
Why would she need any form of venom if she is perfect in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>travelling lizatdgirl
>encounters monsters
>gets knocked down/incapacitated
It's like Violated Heroine just as a monster girl. I think it's be really fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783113
Only if they have frontpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783122
Go on. Does she have an Alp (as a squire) and a Cyclops with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783122
>yuri

And then there's this Pok Gai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783132
Do you consider EMG to be yuri because of what Suu does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783133
That's not what you're proposing and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783134
I'm not him, I'm just butting in and trying to salvage the situation before there's a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783132
>Yuri

I'm pretty sure anon is talking about a monster girl being raped by regular monsters.

You know, like Violated Heroine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783142
See >>12783133

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the Cow.
Do it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783146
See >>12783137

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783148
Can I love the cow instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783148
What happens if I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783153
You mean you wish to love her from afar, in a platonic way?
O-okay... I guess she is kind of disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783154
She moos, I presume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783155
>disgusting

You gay son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783148

Do we really gotta do this? I'm kinda tired right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783158
I was just agreeing with the anon who doesn't want to touch her.
>>12783159
You know, if you left a cow without a milking because you were tired, you'd be a horrible excuse for a human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783142

This reminds me of how we didn't get to fuck the adult forms of the bandit girls in MGQ3. That was the most disappointing thing in the damn game by far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783161
I am he, and by love I meant declaring my intentions, loving her right there on the field and taking her with me to be my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783148
I already am though. I could touch two cows if they're ok with it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783163
Paradox will fix this, right? I'll make the Bandits my party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783165
So... why don't you want to touch her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783148
Touching wouldn't be enough for me, i would stalk her while she is peacefully grazing, then when she less expects it i would kidnap her and touch her to my heart contents, then i would stash her in my personal cuddle shed for more touching later.

Then when my neighboors start asking me where do i get so much milk i tell them i fucking won the lottery.

[Anonymous No.]

They should get a super special awesome move they can only use when they're all in the party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783148
Can I massage the cow?
Her back must be hurting from all that milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783163

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783172
>Smell that air! Hahah! I won the lottery!
>The fucking lottery man! The one that matters!
>>12783174
Quadruple Giga to the 2nd power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783172
>cuddle shed
Dang rustlers get more and more depraved as time passes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783178

Pretty much, yeah. I just realized 4chanX updated... I forgot my quote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783171
I never said I didn't want to touch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783178
>Smell that air! Hahah! I won the lottery!
>The fucking lottery man! The one that matters!
Shut up, I just started a new run through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783161

I never said I wasn't gonna do it, sorry if I'm a bit tired from leaving her (and her friends) sparkling clean after brushing their fur and cleaning their hooves daily like a good caretaker is expected to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783188
>instead
What does this word mean anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783190
Would you a Super Mutant?
>Come here, and give Grandma some sugar!

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/1Bchznap
>Dragon's New Plushie
Ha ha ha, it's time for lewd dragons~

LDR you fucking >lesbo, you missed Yanalp's ending last time: http://pastebin.com/AA4hcU38

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783200
I missed seeing these. Welcome back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783195
If the FEV didn't remove all their genitals I would her, and no I don't want a blowjob or a handjob from them. That would be way too dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783192
Because touching isn't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783200
>cuddlepump
Oh I love how this is a thing now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783205
>remove all their genitals
But it doesn't. Marcus said it just takes some time to
>get the juices flowing again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783204
But I've been here all the time, anon, I was just writing SUFFERING.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, what if instead of touching the cow we let them touch us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783126
>get a squire
>can get corrupted to be alp or even incubus
>can get stolen from you by strong MGs like a dragon or vampire
>>12783132
And no, i mean there's actual monsters like minotaur, wolves, slimes, oviposit-baswd monsters, that can all violate and impregnate you, and corrupt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783205
According to the canon, the FEV don't remove their genitalia nor make them unable to cum, it just makes them infertile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783210
Eww, who would even want that?
>>12783211
Wear red, see what happens.
>>12783212
>get Alp as a squire
Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783211

>"Touch... the human, I guess."
>"I don't get the point of this, but go nuts."
>She pokes you once
>"...Moo~?"
>She pokes you again, and again, and again
>A curious smile slowly creeps up her face, a clear sign that she took a liking to touching you
>"Moo~!"
>She glomps you to the ground, giggling in joy all the while

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783238
>having a happy Holst poke you between the ribs
I don't know why, but I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783238
>anything of a happy holst
this makes me happy
also
holst/other MGs wearing the infamous Keyhole Sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783270
>the one to the right
This cow has reached Nirvana.

[Anonymous No.]

>What is this Christmas everybody is talking about?
A cute Monster Girl is asking you what Christmas is about! What do you tell her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783282
An invention by corporations to get people to buy more of their shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783282
I lie to her and say it's all about cuddling in front of the fireplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783283
Her smile and optimism: gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783285
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783282
I explain the tradition to her and in general that it's a time of happines, gifts and being together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783282
A time for loving couples to spend time together, and for loving families to enjoy time together and to give and recieve presents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783282

>Tell her it's a celebration of a child being born, the biggest celebration of one of the biggest religions on the planet
>Then when she gets all excited about babies and family you drop the bomb without sex
Monsters would truly consider us a grimdark place

[Anonymous No.]

Well I suppose I promised you pathetic lot some more cookanon didn't I? But first I want to say I'm dissapointed nobody got the reference in my last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783297
>God NTRs Josef
>it's supposed to be a good thing
Christians would be thrown to the Matangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783148
Can i take her on a date instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783306
>instead
Again with this shit... can't you touch her when you're on a date with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782842
You seem to misunderstand. Or are baiting.
YOU are Bestiality-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783308
But only on the 3rd date. Geez what do you think i am, a pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783312
>not holding hands with her in public right from the start
>not brushing her hair behind her ear at every opportunity
>not having her lean into you on the bus
Anon, do you even date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783313
Well yeah but that's not touching the cow, that's being a gentle and loving date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783282
It was a pagan holiday celebrating the winter solstice. Then a big religious group stole it and said that was the day their messiah was born, even though he was really born somewhere in summer. Now that religious group is the largest in the world and people still think that's when their messiah was born and so on that day people give each other gifts and promote happiness, togetherness, and selflessness. How it started is pretty retarded, but it teaches good values, also lots and lots of sex.

[LDR !!NywX6A6SFy0 No.]

>>12783200
Oh, not sure why but Saturday and thereabouts seems to have been a mess. Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783200

>LDR
>A She

I'm pretty sure Leona is just a name to a faceless terror from the black heart of Nyctasha which burst from lewd.

She never sleeps. I can confirm this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783327
Shh, it can hear you...>>12783318

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783317

Knigga, that was the Romans trying to get everyone on board with Emperor Constantine's new state religion without all the people revolting because they couldn't have their favorite celebrations anymore.

Romans knew how to make shit stick so it didn't wind up as another Akhenaten bungle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783331
>as another Akhenaten bungle
Praise the Sun motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783282
It starts out as this wondrous and magical thing when you're a kid, then slowly becomes just a depressing reminder that you don't enjoy life as much as you used to, and that another year has disappeared before your eyes with nothing to show for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783282

Why, of course.

Christmas is the day that all pious Shirohebis immaculately conceive daughterus, through hand holding and cuddling.

Pay no attention to the dark, syrupy liquid on the top shelf of the cupboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783352
Dormouse molasses is probably the largest cause of single mothers in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783352
What is that dark syrupy liquid on the top shelf of the cupboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783352
>dark, syrupy liquid
Papa, what's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783359
You'll find out when it's your next ovulation day, honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783282
Tell her santa is not real.

[Anonymous No.]

You're in Monster Kindergarten again.

Do you and the rest of the kindergarten class go to Ryu's birthday arty for pizza and cake?
Do you hang out with the 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound, and learn some things?
Do you smash the 3DS of a 2nd grader Shirohebi that was flaunting the fact that her parents can afford better gaming consoles than yours?
Do you listen to the homeless Jinko's life story as you help her find her sunglasses?
Or do you use up your action fans on other actions, and take control of the sandbox before declaring war on the swingset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783358

It's a wonderful elixir made from french vanilla extract and pure, unadulterated love.

Pay no attention to the side effects which may include, but are not limited to:

Drowsiness
Dizziness
Increased ovulation
Greater chances of extra-marital pregnancies
Vomiting
Diarrhea
Nausea

Use it with caution and you'll have some pleasant, albeit lewd dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never have an army of Kikimora's to invade Australia with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
>Do you smash the 3DS of a 2nd grader Shirohebi that was flaunting the fact that her parents can afford better gaming consoles than yours?
Are we villains now? What kind of option is this?
And I use this opportunity take the Girtablilu Girl to Ryu's birthday party, of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
>Rance the shota as the ambitious serial rapist with plans of unifying the sandbox.

Not one of those femdom shotacon self-inserters, but even I'd read that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
I go by myself to the ryu's bbirthday party and take the first steps towards romancing her so I can grow up with her and eventually marry the fuck outa her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783381
>femdom shotacon self-inserters
If this is Rance the shota, there is no femdom here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
I know this is MGCity, but what kind of kindergarten is this?

>One option for normal kid stuf
Then
>Option for criminal arson
>Option for bullying someone probably twice your size
>Option for hobo playtime
>Option for serial rapist conquest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783380
We're not villains if she was asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783389
>MGCity
This is not that. It's not the same same league, or even the same sport for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
I go wherever the Anubis, and Pharaoh too I guess, go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
>Pizza and cake
Time to B line it straight to the Ryu's house

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783390
That's how a villain thinks! We're going down a path we shouldn't!
I say we bug our parents to take us to Dragoon Camp next summer! With Crybaby Wyvern!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783377
>Greater chances of extra-marital pregnancies
>NTR juice
Now letting that stuff anywhere near my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783400
Let me rephrase: We're not villains if she's a spoiled brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783377
So you are saying that the shirohebi isn't good enough for their husband and have to resort to using potions to make up for it?

That is awfull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783402
>it's okay to perform criminal acts and bully someone if they have rich parents
You are not living your life correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783405
Well, not the Anon you're talking to, but most of the time rich people are assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
>2nd grader Shirohebi
I'd rather snuggle up to my 'Hebi onee-san who will later become my first crush and eventually my older wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783402
But she's just showing it off because her parents brought it for her and they only pay attention to her on her birthdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783377
>Greater chances of extra-marital pregnancies
Immediately banned in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783405
Isn't she the bully to begin with? Constantly insulting you and your parents and flaunting her better life in front of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
Birthday parties are fun! And who doesn't want pizza and cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783401
>>12783413

As with all tools, it has both potential for good and evil purposes. For example,

>Not wanting to put a bun in your waifu's oven with creamy white filling.
>Not telling her that babies come from handholding and kissing once she starts showing.
>Not getting to have all the no-condom sex you want and enjoying her extra-soft pregnant figure.

And if you're into that sort of thing, even giving the daughterus the same treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
I'll go help the homeless Jinko again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783417
Even if she's basically Hasegawa from Gintama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783410
>it's okay to do bad things to people we don't like
You don't even deserve a shounen one-liner.
>>12783414
>we have a right to retaliate
No. That makes us just as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783416
That was pretty funny when it started but you've been pushing this, almost with the exact same words every time, way too much. Its shit now and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783416
Dass rape bro. I don't want to rape my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783403

Well, I mean. There may or may not be some additional ingredients.

Such as Echidna venom to increase ovulation and egg production. A touch of Nightmare mane to keep her dreams lucid enough that she'll really feel like she's having sex, even if her unconscious body is. Chamomile tea for fragrance and taste, and of course. Dormouse molasses as the main ingredient for body.

Due to the interactions the Dormouse molasses would have with the Nightmare Mane extract, even if the user is a simple young male tricked by his girlfriend's mother or wanting to show his GF how much he loves her, it's the ultimate way to show how much he loves her.

By filling her up like a boston cremé eclair and telling her that she's having a baby through hand holding and wishing really hard. Bonus points are awarded if you can manage to pull off the Hen and Egg combo, by impregnating not only your future wife, but her widowed mother.

Or for all you CC lovers, using it on the 30-something-year-old Succubus at the office by adding a little zing to it with Holy Water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783423
>makes us just as bad
No it doesn't. We're not starting anything like she is, but finishing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783419
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783430
CC Echinda taught you to be a better person than this.
...or maybe she didn't. Maybe it's because she can't raise children properly that no man will have her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783433
Anon, that's a low blow. I'm not even the Anon you're speaking to, but you know that that's a low blow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783438
Don't blame me, I didn't start it. I just finished it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783433
She taught the kids not to back down and cower before a bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783446
How on earth is this kid bullying? she's showing off a new expensive toy! In my day, bullying meant you were getting roughed up somehow, not that you were sad that you weren't super rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783444
Still, you could've said something better that didn't make you now seem the villain

[Anonymous No.]

>All this villainy over a 3DS
>Also that shit eluding to drugging a shirohebi before this to make her preggers
>Then there's this son of a bitch >>12783433

I didn't think there would be so many villain anons in my midst.

Y'all are literally not living your life correctly, even the Paladins are living more correctly than you are right now.

Fuck the Paladins are saints by comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783451
She's the lesser bully who makes you feel like shit inside at first before getting physical. It won't be long before she's smacking our Gameboys out of our hands and running off with the 8 AAs in it. Of course, this could also mean she likes us and is extremely awkward about expressing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783453
Honesty is not villainous. If the truth hurts her feelings, she clearly deserves it for raising you to be like this. The Shirohebi just wants you to look up to her and adore her, same way you do with the Salamander and Hellhound. And what do you do? You break her 3DS. That's not even responding in kind, that's escalating things. What kind of incompetent bitch would teach children to behave like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783459
>she's the lesser bully
She isn't bullying you at all, you're just being a prick. Man the fuck up and stop being mean to a kid who is happy that she got something nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783379
>No tall, leggy emu kikis with terrible attitudes toward everyone but you
>No charging enemy encampments to clean up resistance
>No one to say g'day to
Suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783428
It's like shaking hands in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783464
>Honesty
Anon, you dissed our parents. The whole 3DS smashing is now irrelevant. You are the villain
I didn't even choose that because smashing a 3DS is a low blow, but dissing a Echinda? Dissing a mother of many? That is just a place in which you don't want to go, but you went there anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783475
>dissed our parents
The CC Echnida works at the kindergarten, she's not your mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783467
If she was happy about receiving it from her parents she wouldn't belittle yours or your gameboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783467

This. Every kid who's ever gotten a cool new toy wants to take it to school to show off to their friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783476
We're kids, Anon. In kindergarten we don't know better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783477
She's fucking eight, dude. She wants to show off. And she probably likes you, so she wants to impress you with how good her toy is in comparison to yours so you'll spend time with her.

It's a stupid plan but it makes sense to eight-year-olds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783477

>Kids not talking about how new and awesome their new toys are

And it never stated she said dick to you about yours, just that she was flaunting her wealth by merely having it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783482
Then why do we have to man up when we're 5-6?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783481
I get it, you're one of those kids who called the teacher "mommy" and got laughed at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783482
A rich shirohebi?

Shirohebi are priestesses. If she's rich enough to give her daughter high-end video game equipment as a priestess, then she must be a priestess at a major or really powerful shrine.

Not sure that's a fight any smart anon would want to pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not asking Shirohebi if she's ever played a Gameboy before
>Not showing her the glory that is classic games
>Not switching each other's gaming toys just for recess time
>Not getting to play a DS for free before switching back
>Not getting closer to the rich shirohebi by virtue of not being a fucking idiot

You disappoint me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783487
You need to man up and not be a bitch because you're upset that she's richer than you. That's like, basic manly behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783489
Anon, sometimes you don't have a mother in your life and that one CC Echinda who can't get pregnant but wants to have kids takes you in, turning into your pseudo mother
Is that wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783495
We're not upset that she's richer, but because flaunting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783496
Alright, let's assume she's your "mommy". How does that justify your behavior?
>>12783498
Do you think an 8-year-old girl is going to understand such a thing? You break her 3DS, she's going to cry. And then you will forever be that boy who made a girl cry.
That is the Path of Villainy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783495
I agree that the breaking-her-toy anon is a little bitch.

But that being said, these are fucking kids. Kids can be evil.

Kids that young are too dumb to recognize jealousy or resentment as such. Hell, they'll do mean things just for its own sake even if it doesn't benefit them. Trust me, having worked in a daycare as a youth, if you spend enough time around enough different kids you can see a large number of them are assholes even if unprovoked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783500
Her parents can get her a new one while planning her "Sweet 16" eight years early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783501
>Kids can be evil
Sundowner please. Not that you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783282
A time for family. Want to make one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783498
>Getting upset that a guy drives up in a Rolls Royce Phantom II
>Getting upset that wealthy people have nicer things

Flaunting just means showing off you dimwit. It doesn't mean you go out of your way to be a dick to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783503
This makes you breaking someone else's property okay how?
>I'm allowed to break anything you own because you're rich enough to buy new stuff!
I will shatter your illusions.

[Anonymous No.]

Tail
Pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783513
I wonder if she can use her tailpussy to write letters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783510
You're acting as though this is repeatedly happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783511

People who excuse that shit with "They can afford it." need to be strangled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783309
If you're talking about the guy who pipes up whenever some says they want pawjobs or harpy footjobs, or getting jerked off by lamia tail, that's someone else. Have you not seen what has been going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783517
Yes she can.
>tailpussy calligraphy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781935
>Oh shit.
>Did you hear that, Anita?
>This kid wants a cuddle gangbang.
>Honestly, even I didn't think you were this much of a dirty snugglewhore. Just goes to show the cutest ones are always the freakiest, doesn't it?
>Well, since you asked so nicely I guess we're obliged to, huh?
>Oops, no backing out now. The handcuffs are so you don't get any funny ideas. Remember, you asked for this.
>Anita.
>I told you she was rough. Just lie there and take it, her headlocks don't feel so bad when you accept them. Not that you have any choice but to get comfy.
>Ok, rock paper scissors for who gets his cute little tummy.
>Ah, fuck you Jay. Best two outta three.
>There we go. Tummy's are my favorite part on a boy, they're so soft. So... abusable.
>Trembling this much from having your stomach rubbed by my big furry paws?
>What if I kiss it? Right around the navel.
>Hmm... mm... What's the matter, where did all that spunk go? You're blushing so hard, it's like you still think you have some dignity left.
>Ok, Jay. Get him.
>Shh...
>I guess I don't gotta ask you how it feels, to have every inch of your body used as a wolf pillow.
>Nuzzled from head to toe. Headrubbed, caressed, Anita over there's already sleeping on you.
>You just love to be abused, don't you.
>That's ok. We'll make sure to keep you around for a long time. Our cuddlepump.
>This is who you are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783498
SHE
IS
EIGHT
She doesn't understand why this might make you upset because apparently you're so small of a man that people being RICHER THAN YOU hurts you physically! She doesn't understand that trying to show you how cool she is because she likes you enrages you somehow! She is just showing off to someone that she wants to be liked by, and you're being a little bitch about it!

>>12783501
Yeah, kids are usually pretty evil. Not in this case, I think.

>>12783503
That doesn't make it any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783362
>not giving her the hands on approach

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783517
She could probably stuff crayons in there and draw childish images for you.

Images like her tailfucking you while you both have big goofy smiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783503
I agree with what this anon said >>12783490. You going to get cursed by a really powerful Ryu if you pull shit like this. Hope it's worth it.

But in the off-chance you're not projecting your own personal resentment and are suggestion it because kids are too stupid/evil, then I agree a child might do that. But it really sounds like you're projecting the way you're trying to keep some sort of moral high ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783513

You mean Ms. Happy? I don't think she likes being called that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783529
I'm not projecting, despite what 1-3 anons are constantly suggesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783428
Hurtful things you can say to MGs for 500 Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783500
Hey, I wasn't the kid that voted for 3DS destruction. That stuff expensive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783531
Explain to me why you think it's okay to break other people's property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783529

If anyone should be projecting, it's the middle class kids who would get something nice for their birthday or Christmas and couldn't resist bringing it to school only to have to some jealous dick smash it.

The very concept of destroying someone else's stuff because you don't have it is vile at the basest level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783536
Explain to me why you take such an offense to the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783535
Then what are WE arguing about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783536
Because she can afford to have it replaced, apparently.
>>12783540
Because it's a dickish thing to do to a second-grader?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783541
You know, I forget. Let's just put this all behind us and call it a day
Enjoy your battle with the other Anon's. I'm not rooting for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783540
I wouldn't want to have my things broken. I can see why others wouldn't want to have theirs broken. I know it feels bad to have something of mine broken. I can see why others would feel bad to have their things broken.
I don't want to feel bad. Others don't want to feel bad. If I don't make them feel bad, they won't make me feel bad.
Simple enough. Your turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783548
>I'm not rooting for you
So you also think breaking other people's stuff is okay, even though you just said you didn't vote for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783548
After some point this became something meant to be slightly funny into white knighting a 2nd grader Shirohebi and calling another person a projector, as well as other names, so I think I'll stop as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783552
I'm not rooting for you because I don't choose sides. Call me neutral

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783558
So rather than taking the side of the good guys, you're going to stand there and watch? Didn't CC Echnida teach you to stand up for what is right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783556
Thieving and vandalism is never considered okay. And this from a culture where murder is considered okay in certain circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783563
She taught me it's better to not pick a side then pick one and betray those who pick the other.
Besides, you have better chances being neutral than waging in a pointless battle. I'm sticking with my neutrality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783569
It can be okay depending on the light you shine it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783572
Machiavelli would be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783572
So next time you see a kid break something expensive a kid they don't like owns, you're going to say
>oh well, I don't want to betray him so I'll let him do what he wants!
You're despicable! Even Alps have more balls than you do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783577

Not really. Robin Hood is about as close as you'll get, and that doesn't work in a republic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783572

Nah, see you say neutral, but what you mean is coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783583
>republic
All forms of government, as well as the laws they churn out, as heavily corrupt due to being run by the most vile creatures of the planet: Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783582
HA! If someone were to have their stuff broken without a whim of resistance then they are weak.
If you loved something so much, you'll fight for it. The fact that his possession was taken away without heavy resistance means that they never loved it to begin with
A man who's waifu was stolen by another. would he cry, hugging a pillow in his hands at the fact that his beloved was taken by him, or would he take up arms to get back what he loved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783591
Not that you shouldn't fight for it, but that doesn't make taking something right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783572
>>12783582
>>12783587

It depends on if you're considered involved or not. There's a big difference between walking past a fight you have no knowledge of, and refusing to take sides if you know some of the participants, especially if they asked you.

Machiavelli argued it was a good idea to take sides, even the losing side, since you'll be resented by both parties if you stay out of it. Unless we're talking something where the penalty for being on the losing side is high, then it generally is better for the self-interested person to take sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783594
Of course. I never said that stealing and taking something in which doesn't belong to your was right. I meant that the boy was weak, and showing weakness is what makes you bait, what makes you picked on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783596
This, If you don't know either parties feel free to stay out of it. There is no need to meddle with things you have nothing to do with.

If you do know either of the parties (and they notice you) it would be wise to pick a side.

Also if you do pick a side, stick to it. those who switch side ussualy aren't very popular with the crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783603
Those who switch sides have a tendency of dying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783598
>the boy was weak
Wait, the boy was the one broke something.
>>12783596
>It depends on if you're considered involved or not. There's a big difference between walking past a fight you have no knowledge of, and refusing to take sides if you know some of the participants, especially if they asked you.
For evil to triumph, all that is required is that good men do nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783605
Unless they're really really really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783605
Which is the result of not being popular with the crowd. People hate tratiors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783606
The desire to take from others is a sign of weakness because you cannot produce enough for yourself. To attack those weaker than you is beneath you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783606
There's a fine line between good and evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783610
What does that have to do with anything I said?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783610
Hi Kenshiro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783612
This situation was pretty black and white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783606
Then the Shirohebi was weak. I do not condone those who break or steal another bellonings, but those who do not fight back for what was once their's, for something in which they love, are weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783618
Cause that's how you see it. Not everyone see something black as black, white as white, or grey as grey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783623
So you're saying the kid who broke the 3DS was on the right and should be praised for his actions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783623
>breaking the possessions of others because you're jealous
Pretty solidly in the not-good camp.

>>12783621
They were both weak. She for not defending it, and he for stooping so low into jealousy. Of course, if she did defend it and it was broken regardless then she is strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783624
No, stop twisting everything being said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783625
Was it ever once stated it was done over jealousy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783628
Why would you break something someone else has, just because? That seems like madness. Everything has a cause. In this case, the shirohebi is showing off a new expensive toy to a boy who does not have one. The obvious motive here is jealousy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783625
Exactly. The both of them were weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783626
I'm having trouble following your train of thought. I think what the kid did was wrong, you disagree with me. What the hell do you think if you don't think he was on the right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783632
Quite your prosecutor act already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783640

He's just laid out the only logical reasoning there could be. There's nothing else to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783628
Seems pretty cut and dry to me.

>>12783372
>Do you smash the 3DS of a 2nd grader Shirohebi that was flaunting the fact that her parents can afford better gaming consoles than yours?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, what's the shitstorm for this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783644
People suggested bullying a second-grader shirohebi by smashing her 3ds, then tried to justify it. Hilarious shitstorm between white knights and wannabe bullies ensues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783644
Some guy thinks it's okay to break other people's property just because they're richer than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783644
It's not even MG related. Way to shit up the thread guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783644
Right and wrong, White knighting, 3DS, and people taking something too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783651
>not even MG related
The girl with the 3DS was a Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

I would go to the Ryu's birthday party, pizza and cake sounds fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783654
I can start into a debate on objective versus subjective morality with the debaters being an Apophis and a Pharaoh if you want.

Or, we can talk about something fun, like why long-tongued foxgirls are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783656
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783656
Pizza and cake sooth the soul, even if the father is ordering them to get into a single file line while cocking a shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783657
>morality is subjective, therefore everything is allowed
No. And if you were to write that Apophis vs Pharaoh, I'd read it.
So, long tongued foxes, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think about a World famous Manticore artist, renown for painting with her tail pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783662
>you will never share a deep kiss with your kitsune waifu
>she will just never run out of tongue
>you will never nearly choke on it before she lets up

[Anonymous No.]

>Making a little girl cry
Sometimes i wonder who is the true monster in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783668
No anon, she deserves to cry because she was born to wealthy parents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783662
Plot twist; Pharaoh is arguing for subjective morality, and Apophis for objective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783665

Well, that's a pretty impressive feat, I guess.

>"Ms. Happy doesn't make mistakes, just happy little mistakes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783657
That tongue is way too thick to be attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783662
I'd settle for any kind of fox, really. Dakini is just a best.

>>12783676
take that back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783666
I'd rather choke on big fat wolf tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783665

>She just paints crude dicks over prints of famous paintings and toilets.
Not really a fan of Marcella Douchechamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783657
This guy has a serious tongue fetish.
I find it gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783680
You just don't get it, you Philistine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783677
See, that tongue looks fine
But that other one looks too thick to fit inside the girl's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783681
I find it strangely arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783677
I think I would prefer risking sex with Ahri before i get close to Dakini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783684
Ironically, it's closer to how Sigama's art actually is. Dakini has a ridiculously long tongue.

there is an alternate universe where Dakini was never cancelled.

We do not live in that universe.

Proof that objective morality does not exist, for this is a great evil.

>>12783688
Ahri will eat your soul. And your liver. While you're still alive.
Dakini will just laugh at you and mock your pathetic existence.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do i have the feeling people are trying to imply barbed vagoos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783691
Again, I don't mind the length of it in that picture, I mind that it just looks like a huge thick slab of meat
Her tongue in that panel you posted, again, looks fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783691
Dakini was too good for this world. The girl, not the manga. The manga was okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783695
Most of the characters were top tier, especially scarf-MC and edgy teenage girl.

Shame the plot was so banal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782725

It's a greentext story I wrote back when the threads were on /a/. A japanese guy builds an AI virus that ends up attacking the internet. Since people browse with their minds in the future they all end up trapped with a yandere succuvirus, refusing to ever let them wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

For those of you that did not know about it.
There was a Extra species anime/manga called Hyper Police.
Saukra the fox police woman was rather hot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783683

I get the social commentary on the art community just fine. But I'm not there for the painter's equivalent of a tweet. I'm there to see captured moments in broad cultural time and stories and vistas.

You know like George O' Edge with his beautiful stylized desert landscapes and lovingly rendered phallic hoodoos. Or even Sylvia Dalia's surreal dickscapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783704
>Hyper Police
Fluffy.
>>12783706
>surreal dickscapes
Art just should have stayed on the level where it was just realistic portrayals of orgies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783665
It'd make more sense for a kitsune to do it. All fem tails, all dem colors. Cleanup would be a bitch, but it'd still be more sanitary, what with no orifices for the paint to get into. You'd also never need to worry about your brush getting wet for reasons.

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

Please guys, stop fighting. We can all be happy. Let them eat cake.

Delicious, plump cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783719
urge to squeeze rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783717
Kitsune tail art!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783719
Those ugly scales just ruin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783719
I preferred the purple stockings. Let the cake be spanked as punishment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783723
Now I can see an avant-garde Kitsune with different colored tail tips.

I bet it would turn a lot of heads.

Or maybe a weave mesh that they can put into their tails that makes them subtlety light up. and even change color

Red to white to red again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783719

If she wasn't propping up her tits, they'd sag almost to her belly button. I'd still destroy that pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783727
I am pretty sure the scales are not that pronounced.
I would think they are essentially the same as what Papi and her mom has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783747
Maybe we could spank her as punishment for having such scales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783719
>>12783747
Those scale ridges need to be removed/dramatically reduced

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783747
>I would think they are essentially the same as what Papi and her mom has.
Exactly, hideous.
Besides, kikimoras only have scales on their feet, not the actual legs. Or how often do you see a harpy with scales all the way up to her thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783750
As strange as this may sound, I never really got into spanking girls.
Other things, yes, spanking, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783731
>Or maybe a weave mesh that they can put into their tails that makes them subtlety light up.
>Christmas Kitsune
Hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783761
She has a plumb butt, plumb butts must be spanked at every opportunity. She will confess to deserving it anon. Don't feel bad for chastising her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783758
One image have the scales stop just below the knee, other one has them essentially like thigh highs with scales.
There ere only 2 images I know of that show their legs, Both were of the Policewoman Kikimora

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12783727
>>12783754

I kind of thought so too, but the majority of the people last night voted for scales with volume rather than perfectly flat/smooth ones. So I just went with the vote.

So what do you think instead? Volumeless scales, but keep colouration? Or just no volume below the stockings line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783772
I vote for no scales. They just look awful with the stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had to choose between saving either your monster waifu or daughteru, who would you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783763
Cheersune

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783781
Waifu. We'll comfort one another by making another daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783782
Yes. She'd need holly at the tip of each tail though. She'd have flocks of shotas running towards her from the front and a festive orgy in her wake. Also the best lights in the neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783789
>holly
you mean mistletoe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783785
And then, years later, your daughteru comes back as a godmode-Lich and shows you her "appreciation".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783794
Yeah, that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783796
>godmode-Lich Dragon Girl
I'd say things turned out for the best for all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783765
>plumb
>level and flat
ahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783800
Until she rips your soul out of your body with her bare hands and throws it into an unfathomable abyssal pocket of space made just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783781
If I was put in that situation I'd end up trying to save both of them, failing miserably and losing them both.

Suicide comes shortly after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783805
Why? She's a Lich now, that's a good thing. And she has a little sister or two!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783806
Wouldn't they want you to keep on living?

[Anonymous No.]

>Pride of Manticores
>No tailpussies
>Their tails instead shoot paralytic venom barbs like organic flechettes
>Pack hunters that rely on communal husbands for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783808
She'll still be pissed for being killed off earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783812
>Manticores
>Ever in a pack

They were always single terrible ambush predators.

[Anonymous No.]

I draw the line at her carrying an xmas music app on her cell phone that is keyed to the lights in her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783812
>Male lions are typically lazy fucks that let the women do all of the hunting and general work for them
>Get to bang an entire pride of manticore pussy
>Don't even have to worry about disputes over mates because there's plenty to go around
Eh, could be worse so long as they're not vicious even though muh freedoms are presumably gone. Tailpussy will be missed tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783765
You already have a maid made to be bullied. Don't do the same with this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783811
Life without them is not worth living, I want to be reunited with them in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783820
meant to link this to
>>12783789

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783820
That's the starting line, right? Because she also needs candy canes in her jolly cleavage, a Santa themed sweater and at least one reindeer friend whom she makes where one of those shiny red clown noses. Lights optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783822
Spanking is not bullying. It's just something you do to girls who have health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783818
>>12783812
I dunno about mythological manticores but the D&D ones (where poisoned launched tail spike ones come from) lists them as "solitary or pair".

Wingwomen manticores when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783826
Sandy Claws the xmas fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783823
You should live on, and live for them as well. At the end, when you're on your death bed and having a sexy MG nurse give you sponge baths, only then can you die and be reunited with them. Well, depending on your religion you might end up somewhere completely different though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783828

Arrow tails on manticores go all the way back to Persian tales you goober.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783828
>come on, all you gotta do is stand there, look intimidating, and nod your head when I rape him!
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783833
He is not your goober, simpleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783828

5th Edition states they can hunt in packs, as well.

Arrow tails/Scorpion tales are as old as the myths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783837

He tis not thy simpleton, fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783842
>5th Edition
Does anybody actually play that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
>smash the 3DS of a 2nd grader
Nigga, no, you never do that.
Only delete all their saves.
All of them.
Then go play with the Pharaoh, maybe cuddle with her pet cobra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783846
>save deletion
I'm not a sadist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783847
I mean, hey, smashing a 3DS is technically worse than deleting saves anyway, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783842
>>12783845
Fascinating. I was going off the ad&d one, but I stand corrected.

And yes, people do play 5e. It's liked by /tg/ and they're notoriously hard to please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783852
But it has a more crushing effect.
You think all is right, you fill with hope of playing something, and you slam into the bottom of the abyss when you notice all your hard work has been erased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783834
That's a terrible winggirl. With a good wing girl when you say "I feel the need" they say "the need for seed" and complete the sentence for you. Just leave that other one at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783866
>I feel the need
>the need for seed
For fuck's sake, somebody write this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783857
tag: save deletion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783867
Just you wait until I figure out how to get Top Nun to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783877
>Top Nun
They're dykes?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl Auto 5: The need for seed?

Need for seed 3
A rape simulator for the ps3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783880
Just friends™. Well, technically sisters, but you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783883
>Grand Theft Shota: Monster Girl City Stories
>Need for Seed 3: Hot Pursuit
There you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783880
>>12783877

They fly around in F-15s and preach the gospel while bombing the Holy hell out of Bahphomets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783890
>F-15s
Anon pls, they're F-35s now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783892
f-15, eagle, also called angels in Europe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783894
Bought them surplus while raising funds for starving kids in Africa
they form the Sister Teresa Repentia Squad!

[Anonymous No.]

I hear Anubis Butter stocks have risen lately, while stocks for juice boxes has lowered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783889
what is it with monsters and shotas?
Can't the impure abominations satisfy themselves just with raping our adult men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783901
>Anubis Butter
Is that butter made out of stuff that comes from Anubis' puppies, or is that stuff you slather all over Anubis' puppies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783904
They want them when they're young and pure.

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

Okay, you fickle MGTers, here's your new and improved Kikimora sans bumpy leg scales. I hope you're happy.

I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean it. Please don't leave me. I need you.

And yeah, it did look better without them. But then folks voted otherwise last night, so I had to erase half the legs, redraw with scales, and now I'm erasing the scales and redrawing the legs since my .pfd file history isn't long enough to undo it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783904
But little boys are much better for raping, such has been the way of the world since ancient times to today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783905
Its the lotion they wear to get that totally tasty tan of theirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783904
They rape and raise them to be proper husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783907
I'll let you choose. Purple stockings, or an ass too sore to sit on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783901
Houtengeki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783905
It's an anal lubricant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783906
>>12783910
Those fiends.

They're too young I tell you, too young! If you attack the population as it's base their numbers overall will drop!

>>12783907
Now it looks like she's smeared shit over her legs. Yellow looks weirder without scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783907
Mustard stains.
>.pfd file history isn't long enough
Layers layers layers layers.
Layers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783904
Blame the greeks for starting that.

I never liked shota, never will, shota, reverse shota, shotacon shotashit, shotawhatever, shotanothanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783921
How did the young boy die
He got shotat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783919
>Mustard stains.
>Smearing honey mustard all over your kiki meido
>Licking it off one place at a time while moving all over the house to bang in every single room
>Making her clean up the mess her lewd body smeared everywhere
>Naked
We meet again, boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783927
Does that elf ever even get the D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783927
Actual honey or Nutella would be better, as would fucking her while she's in her dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783919
But she's not an ogre

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783931
Let people use their maids in whatever manner they choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783932
But cakes have layers too. Therefore so do CCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783932
It's all ogre.

>>12783931
I was imagining that image as the result of what she'd look like afterward, Anon. Stick with me here.
>as would fucking her while she's in her dress.
While she's in PART of it, maybe, but a lot of the fun of uniforms like that is slowly stripping them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783936
What's the point of fucking a maid when she's only wearing a few articles of maid clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783941
The fact that she's your servant and you're her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783941
Fucking a maid is its own reward, Anon. Personally I only need the hat or the apron as a reminder anyway.

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

I added some more noticable horizontal shadows to the scale parts so it has a more distinct pattern, similar to the first Kikimora. Does it look better, or does it need redoing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783941
>What's the point of fucking a maid


I think you are in the wrong thread my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783943
I need all of it though. Without it, it's basically like fucking a non-maid. That's worse than a non-nurse or librarian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783944
Much better. Those stockings really need some black/white contrast though.

>>12783947
>I need all of it though
It's not good to be greedy, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783200
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783944
Good job!
I like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783944
I still want purple stockings though. Are people really so against that?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, it is winter in the northern hemisphere.
Is you lamia wife hibernating, or trying to stay awake?
how bad is your heating bill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783957
There won't even be a white Christmas this year, and all the Elves are miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783957
I don't have one since I burn things to keep warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783955
If she doesn't have harpy-like legs that are a hybrid with human legs than she's hardly a monster girl at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783871
>tfw save deletion becomes a new tag on gelbooru, sadpanda, etc.
>tfw it becomes the most popular thing alongside NTR among H-mangaka because Elevens still have shit taste
>"Oji-san, no! Not there! Don't delete Disgaea! That's my precious thing!"
>"I-YAAAAAN~!"

[Anonymous No.]

Would a lamia/shirohebi drive a SUV or a Minivan?
The controls are just like a Handicapper vehicle, so that isn't a problem.
side entry like a wheelchair would go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783962
...where in my post did I say anything at all like that? She has white stockings now. I want purple. Your reply made no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783913
What are the odds one can commission Houtengeki to draw something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783957
Hibernating but every couple weeks she wakes up for a day and I call in sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783965
>Would a lamia/shirohebi drive a SUV or a Minivan?
Yes. Every echidna would drive a minivan though. Every. Single. One. Why? To prepare, of course.

Lamia in sports sedans would be fun to see; the entire car would become a one-seater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783957
>heating bill

Only plebs need central heating, here at the man shack, we only use manly heat sources like log fires and whiskey.

If that fails then my Lamia can hang off me at all times, stealing my warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783944
Looks better. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783959
I could come over and try to cheer a few elves up, would that help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783967
To me it sounded like for a second that you wanted to cover up the chicken feet completely.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a lamia/Shirohebi drive an SUV or a Minivan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783979
It would probably help THEM. Wouldn't change the shitty climate back though.
>>12783980
Don't make things up anon. I never said anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783372
I go to the ryu's party in hopes of seeing that one dragon girl deliver the cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783974
I can see a custom made Ferrari for mermaids.
The all new Lorelei for 2015, super sports car for Mermaids!
Red of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783970
>wanting art of that quality

You better have cash to spare. In truth, I doubt you could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783991
It comes with little misters to spray the mermaid down while she is driving

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783983
>MG's driving mom momobile's

Hear that old hag? That's the sound of penises retracting.

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12783944
>>12783950

This guy was right, forgot shading when I rushed the legs. Added some to this last version. SERIOUSLY LAST. I'm starting to hate looking at her picture. You're making me tsundere, mgt.

Luckily the last Kikimora is the tsundere/kuudere. Will post questionnaire tonight or tomorrow afternoon for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783998

Go back to your sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783991
They could call it the Sirena, that's the Italian word for Mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783994
I mean, I could just commission one of the others, but Maritan's busy, Loen is that one cool party member who shows up on rare occasions, and I don't think Monorus is commissioning, especially not since he's working on Grimagia which makes me hype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783974
Mustang single seat version for lamias.
she spends 5 minutes getting into the damn thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784000
If you're going to keep posting these, delete your previous versions please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784000
Well then. Let the maid be properly disciplined! Let her butt be made to look like>>12781685

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783998
Or you know, just a fucking necessity. How are you going to fit several meters of massive snake body into a regular car? Also,
>Not wanting a lamia MILF

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12784008
I''ve actually been triyng the last 5 mins, but I keep getting the "post too old error" even with the File Only option selected.

Is there an expiring timer for deleting images, or is 4chanX just being tsundere for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784002
I can see the commercial already

It starts out showing a sexy mermaid swimming effortlessly in the water.
Then it shows her driving the car down some winding country road.
then comes either the captions or a voice over
Freedom on the open road, performance blah blah ,Ferrari
Sirena new for 2015

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784015
15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784012
SUVs aren't that bad, even. To me though, it seems like a large part of the fun with lamias would be MAKING them into MILFs. I mean, can you imagine whispering into her ear about how many baby seats you'll have to put into the back as you tenderly blow your load inside her, with your words making her clench even tighter around you to draw out more of your seed?

Even more interesting to imagine though, are cars for centaurs. You can't just throw you're waifu into a horse trailer all the time. How would the safety systems even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784001
The point.

Your head.

I hate Sabbath.

>>12784012
But Lamias can't drive, they take specialized buses.

>raising another man's kid

I thought we came to MGE to STOP being betas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784019
do Ferraris even need commercials? Motherfuckers with the money will buy them anyway. Any really great sports car company would just be wasting money putting ads on the boobtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784012
Holy sweet goddess of health, you see those bewbs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784004
What is it that you want drawn? Just asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784025
Yeah but her design is actually kinda shitty. Especially the stomach scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784021
Well, for short urban communes, preferably less than 15 minutes, they could feasibly replace cars (for transporting husbandus and themselves) entirely. For longer distances they might need a few minutes to pull over and take a break depending on their weight load -- assuming, of course, their capacity is similar to real horses. Probably no freeway speeds, but suburbia would be fine, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784029
I dunno. Either an Egyptian-looking lamia, or the MGE Pharaoh.
I don't know how well he can draw lamias, though, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784002
Are you a wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784022
>Not being able to step up and provide the support that a family broken by some douchenozzle father needs
No, sir. you are the beta here.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a dragon?
a possessive, clingy dragon who would never, ever let you leave her hoard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784038
Not that I'm aware of

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
I already do. You'd be surprised how nice a lair can be when you've got the money to put into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784021
centaurs worries had special front seats , that let their legs hang off to the side, basically supporting their torsos, so they could use their front hooves to control the pedals, the seat belts were reversed and strapped themselves down to the seat.

I see handicap style controls for the legless ones (think of those people without legs)
you could strap in miia into a sort of seat since she can 'sit' .
although her tail would be free though. I don't think that should present a serious problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784015
I still have to post in the normal mode since 4chanX hasn't updated the captcha system for me yet.

Nor has the "unique poster count" appeared for me since its creation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
Yes, don't even need to read the spoiler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
Anyone who wouldn't is a fag.

And I don't want to be one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784035
Based on his stuff, I'd say Pharaoh. With big, stonking tits and dat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
>clingly
NEVER!
FREEDOM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
Loophole: She owns a valley hidden in a mountain range that she consider her hoard area.

>>12784048
get the ccd0 fork. (for chrome: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/4chan-x/ohnjgmpcibpbafdlkimncjhflgedgpam?hl=en-US))

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784040
>blaming the guy when he's likely a rape victim

Real classy, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784046
centaurs worries also had Centaurs riding horses, it's top tier stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784057
You forgot to put blue paint on your face and throw the claymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
I wouldeat her heart and gain her strength. Her hoard's just a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
I had a idea for a story like that. She lets him go after she falls in love and realizes he deserves to be free

He comes back eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042

>would never, ever let you leave her hoard?

As in keep me locked away inside a room with the rest of her treasure forever and ever?

If so, I'm outski. No offense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784057
>rejecting a dragon for a foolish desire for freedom
Stay pleb.

>>12784066
>attacking a dragon
>physically
Your remains will decorate her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784064
I read like 2-3 chapters before it literally bored me to sleep
yes it is a stupid manga. but the car idea was pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784060
>She owns a valley hidden in a mountain range that she consider her hoard area.
I'm stealing this idea, even if I'll never write anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784062
>A mg actually allowing itself to have a rape baby
They can control when they get pregnant, so unless she has an impregnation fetish and gives no fucks about the consequences, I'm going to be assuming that the father skipped town

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784072
I had a similar idea for one of my stories that I'll never write because I'm a terrible writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784075
hey, ~50% of the writefags in these threads aren't very good. just write it and be done with it, get the idea out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
Do I get high speed internets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784000
Very good! I can´t wait to see a tsun kiki. Keep up the great work, Kiki´s can never have enough love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784077
Of course.
A cable company is part of her hoard. She's diversified in recent years.

>>12784068
Oh no, you just can't ever leave her estate except accompanied by her. In exchange, you will live a life of wealth and comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784069
I'm Garu Stu as fuck. I would leave imprints of her body all over the cave's walls from how hard I slammed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
Do I have internet at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
Sorry, but wyverns all the way for me. All the fun of a dragon girl, with the stuck--up superiority dialed back enough to tolerate. Plus there's the bonus of flying round on her as a pair of knights of justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784076
He can't write it, I stole the idea, and now I'm hiding it under my pillow for good, happy dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784060
Ah, thanks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784088
Bro, do you even paw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784054
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784074
>They can control when they get pregnant

You should really specify when you're talking headcanon.

Please try to defend what you said as fact, I want everyone to laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042

I dunno. Maybe If I can bring my own stuff over there. Otherwise I might get bored.

Of course I can always make gold coin angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784042
Even though i´m an indoors type, Staying inside all the time is unhealthy. Though i´m sure I could leave her home assuming she's with me 100% of the time. If so then yes i'd a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784069
>Want to go to the bathroom
>'No! Stay in horde!'
>Want to get some fresh air
>'NO! Stay in horde!'
>Want to get your daughteru some cookies so she can eat something besides meat
>'NO! STAY IN HORDE!'
>Want to find the only method of curing your fatally ill daughteru
>'NOOO! STAY! IN! HORDE!'

[Anonymous No.]

Your Dragonfu trusts you enough to let you handle tallying up her loot while she sleeps off the exhaustion of the raid and the haul.
As it turns out, one of the chests she brought back contained an ambitious Dragon Slayer.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784000
Actually, screw it. I need some ideas to create the questionnaire tomorrow.

So, the Type 2 Kikimora I'm imagining to be a combined Kuudere/Tsundere. She's also the one with little to no "fleshing out" in the story. So for this one we need to design BOTH the appearance and the personality to go with it for the upcoming story rewrite.

Now, since Type 1 and Type 3 already covered the two extreme ends of the female spectrum -- the loli and CC -- I expect she'll probably be middle of the road in physique. Modest breasts and HEALTH, maybe a bit taller.Now, her personality and style (dress, expression) I'm not sure about. My two current ideas are:

1) Hot librarian. More kuudere. You know that look, with glasses and hair up in a bun. Somewhat prim, proper, and a tiny bit prudish. Plays the deadpan snarker; will accuse you of being a lazy good-for-nothing or explain in great detail how you will take advantage of her and abuse your poor serving girl, all in her trademark flat, monotone voice.

2) Homemaker. More tsundere. Basically unlike other maids doesn't consider herself a "maid" in that she's below you and compelled to follow your wishes. Rather, she acts like an equal, like she's married to you as a wife (regardless of your relationship with her). Cleans and cooks, not because she's listening to your order, but just because it keeps the house in order. Generally looks out for what *she* thinks is your best interest, even if its something you don't like. Will berate you for staying out late and not calling, bringing other girls home, etc.

Need more personality archetypes for her, or appearance suggestions, so please don't hold back. I want at least a few options before I throw together a real questionnaire to vote on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784096
The only species that I know of that can control if they get pregnant is the fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784113
Hot librarian!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784112
Slit their throat. Or, lock them in the chest, then burn the chest.

Nobody fucks with the waifu. Nobody.

>>12784110
>assuming you can't do any of those in her vast hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784113
I very much like the Hot Librarian, it's great when they let their hair out of the bun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784118
>getting homicidal
Anon, she couldn't kill even YOU, what harm could she possibly do to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784118
You would piss on her hoard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784123
What kind of self-respecting dragon doesn't have a bathroom somewhere in her hoard area?

>>12784122
Smaug got killed by a shmuck with an arrow. Best not take any chances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784113
I kinda wanna combine the 2
Hot librarian homemaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784116
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784112
That's odd, is that weapon talking? I wouldn't take any risks, get rid of her asap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784126
Randomly located jonny on the spots through out the hoard, with occasional rest areas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784112
Let him get to business, once he's done, hire him to help me massacre the assholes who offered me as tribute to save their own ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784137
Lavish toilets, with golden faucets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784113
Tsundere a shit. I don't care if you want to make her a chicken sexer, just please, NO TSUN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784138
>him
That's a Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

What would make up a modern dragon hoard? Would it resemble a hoarder's collection or some heap of cars like some place in the south or midwest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784148
Bling is always bling, yo. And antiques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784148
A secure vault, likely mostly full of paper or other deeds.

What, did you think they kept gold because they liked SHINY THINGS? they just like having more money than other people. She's probably running a big corporation too, probably a bank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784154
They're like fucking magpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784146
I doubt he meant the mimic wants to kill the dragon. Anyway, same.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV8WsQRBbLk

THE END IS HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784157
>I doubt
But that's exactly what I meant. Why the hell would I post that Mimic with that scenario if they weren't meant to be related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784113
I'll be honest here, both seem good. I know it's allot of work, but perhaps consider doing both, since they seem to differ entirely.

perhaps a typical housewife outfit could be fitting for the homemaker. Throw "typical housewife" in a google search and you will understand what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784161
WHY!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784156
Fuck is a magpie?

>>12784161
No fucking way I am watching this, you can go suck my dick and go stage 3 alp you nigger fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784161
Why would you bring this blight here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784175
>Fuck is a magpie?

Not even him but that's as sheltered as not knowing what a rabbit is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784175
They're birds. They like shiny things, and steal them from people to put in their nests.
When writefagging, should the male character have a name or be referred to only as 'anon'? I've seen both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784175
>Fuck is a magpie
A bird. According to folklore, it's the original
>Ooh, shiny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784161
time to get my purging hammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784163
Well, you said one chest "contains an ambitious dragon slayer" Monsters in this setting only fight other monsters if their men are in danger, so why would I think you meant the mimic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784180

Not even according to folklore, in total actuality. Have you ever seen a nest of one of those things? Must be like half tinfoil and tinsel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784161
This is why people feel shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784178
I think giving a name is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784177
I live on a shitty little island where the biggest bird we get is a goose, I've heard of the name but I've never seen one.

Fucking Canada, I love it here but fuck those fucking geese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784184
Because I posted a Mimic with a weapon, coming out of a chest.
>in this setting
No KC.
>>12784186
>in total actuality
There's like five nests within sight of my house and none of them have any bling. But yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784191
>biggest bird we get is a goose
A magpie is considerably smaller than a goose. It's basically a crow with different colors, and the males have nice tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784161
I stopped it at 0:05.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784161

Stop

STOP

MAKE IT STOP

PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784191
my snow nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784203
Interestingly, crows also love stealing shiny crap to put in nests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784161
I laughed at the only funny part
He couldn't resist the fluffy
he rubs his face on her tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784206
I didn't even play the fucking video.

how bad is it on a scale of "I would rather have Satan fuck my ass" to "Triple Angel Pazuri"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784215
time to bathe my self in fire bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784214
Just goto around 1 m 20 sec and watch for like 10 sec
>>12784161

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784219
Oh that's bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784191
I am the anon that killed a bunch of those geese with a railway locomotive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784161
Why would anyone do this? Why would anyone even think of doing this? If there's any justice in this world they'll get purged by an army of paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784227
good show, anon. Jolly good show

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784227
then anon you are my hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784199
Dude, I already answered your question, and we've established it's a fucking mimic hunting, let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784228
You take out your own trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784161
That's what it must feel like to go hollow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784240
If anything it makes me fuel myself with the need to punch the people who thought this was a good idea.

Thank god there was no hora hora bullshitTHAT shit would make me go hollow

[Anonymous No.]

I can see modern day dragons as bank owners and business owners.
I can see dragons swooping in on Tanuki that screw up and taking their assets pennies on the dollar .
I fear a dragon banker less than a tanuki.
this is your contract, it iron clad.
tanuki
Sure, just sign here, ill take care of everything.

All those quick loan places, owned by tanuki.

Remember there is only 1 solution for tanuki, and that is the final solution!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784240
>Reminding me I still haven't played the DaS2 DLC's or gotten all the +2 ring goodies from bosses with bonfire ascetics
Well, see you guys later I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784251
>Dis knigga has never played Shadowrun
You should go get on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784253
Don't bother, they're all shit.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys know how copper wire was invented in MG world?

Two tanuki were fighting over the same penny

[Maritan No.]

>>12784004
The better at something you are, the more commissions you're likely to get... especially with low prices...
There is a reason why I decline commissions nowadays, and it's to finish what I already have.
Once I'm done with that I'll be opening commissions up again, but with limited slots so this doesn't happen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784260

Just you wait, I'm gonna shove my money right down your throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784253

They nerfed great hammers and removed the golf swing from UGS weapons. Katanas remain untouched.

Fuck that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784260
How long do you suppose it'll take to get them revved up again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784265
>removing the golf swing

Strength build is literally useless now isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784256

Well, they're shit I'm going to stab with my trusty Heide Spear +10. I got them all originally and accidentally wandered into both sanctum city and brume tower while playing the main game. With how tough the enemies were, I upgraded all my shit and got gud because I was unspoiled and didn't realize that was post-main-game DLC. So I steamrolled everything after Iron Keep but the Darklurker. And I'm looking forward to actually trying again.

>>12784272
Glad I went Dex/Faith this time. Strength/Endurance was my main DaS guy, but I decided against that again when they split equipment load and stamina into two stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784272

Well, it's harder to kill hackers and ganks without it. That was the patch that actually caused me to quit, didn't even bother to finish the last DLC.

[Anonymous No.]

A guy comes over from Czechoslovakia to visit an enclave near one of the MGCs where hunting is still allowed of non intelligent animals.
He hires a Tanuki to guide him to where he can shoot a bear and of course she agrees and takes him there.
The whole time she is trying to get him interested in her as he is a rich human man.
Showing him some leg, little boobage stuff like that to where he is so distracted he gets tackled and swallowed by a bear.
the tanuki freaks out and runs away from the bear, and runs into an armed park ranger.
she explains to the ranger what happened and the ranger explains the man can still be alive if she can shoot the bear in time.
They run back to the location and in the field are two bears, a male and a female.
The ranger asks the tanuki which one swallowed the Czechoslovakian as she will only get shot off and the other will run away before she can shoot the other.
The tanuki thinks and points at the male bear, the ranger shoots it, the female runs away, they run up, and slice open the bear, and do not find the man

You know what the moral of this story is?

Never trust a tanuki when she says the chech is in the male

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784274
>>12784276
I wonder if Bloodborne is gonna have another MIB/Priscilla tier characterGod Emerald Herald was garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784283
Cat is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784259
I like it.

>>12784282
It sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784285
That cat sucked at least 30 dicks.

Worst animal.
Booty crow is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784282
One of my fucking teachers told this stupid fucking joke earlier in the semester. his voice is like listening to Al Gore on valium. so fuck you for reminding me

[Maritan No.]

>>12784264
>>12784269
Likely a good while before I can do anything. I can't be specific as my life can sometimes be busy as hell and I get dragged off for unknown periods of time.
But, when I am good for commissions again, I'll likely announce it on here or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784296
Your teacher tells Tanuki jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784251
>>12784255
Woul you a Shadowrun dragon?

Too bad, because she would a you. Enjoy being kidnapped for leverage 25/8!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784299
no, his version was a bum. as in, you never believe a bum when he tells you etc

[Anonymous No.]

My my, is this thread ever dead.

What about a Valkyrie Onee-san? Would you be her little brother?

[Anonymous No.]

Dead thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784364
Yes.

I would try my hardest to avoid Dark Valkyrie /ss/ though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784364
the thread died from >>12784161

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784364
Absolutely, Onee-sans are perfect yet highly under-utilized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784302
My Shadowrun lore is weak.

Care to fill me in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784368
We're all having vomit parties.

Don't post monster girl cosplay unless you want us all to have vomit parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784371
Enormous, ancient and incredibly powerful firebreathing lizards that have just recently (in the Shadowrun universe) re-emerged. One is the CEO of Saeder-Krupp, one of the largest Megacorps, and all are extremely rich, scheming bastards who hire lots of Shadowrunners who should know better than to Make A Deal With A Dragon.

Are known to occasionally eat people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784378
Well, it will be an interesting hostage situation at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784373
Away with your vomit parties, Grandma Swamp.
Go on, shoo! Get out of here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784378
and yet I helped him at the end of Dragonfall

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784367
why would you want to avoid the /ss/? She's a monster, she wants it, and she knows you want it even if you don't know yet. Just give in to your older sister, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784384
Not until I can buy Yakuza 5!

Fuck that game looks hype

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784389
No!

Girls are gross and she's stupid!
I'm gonna go play with the manticore down the street

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784385
>ever helping a dragon
enjoy dying in an incredibly petty way, like your toaster exploding or something. Dragon's don't leave loose ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784395
And then poor Valkyrie onee-san watched as another boy went willingly to be ruined, his purity stolen away by a filthy monster and she wept. How could she save her little brother?

Maybe... maybe there was a way....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784397
He was going to take over one way or the other, I might as well make some nuyen out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784405
>And then poor Valkyrie onee-san watched as another boy went willingly to be ruined, his purity stolen away by a filthy monster and she wept.
She's beta as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784405
New story premise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784411
I mean, yeah. She's an angel-monster. She's not exactly going to be the pinnacle of alpha. She's meant to, and I quote, 'entice with the beauty of purity'. Until she becomes a rapemonster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784364
Valkyrie nee-san for me please. I want her to start changing once we have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784405
She's not gonna hurt the poor shota right?

Yandere Valkyrie /ss/ when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784419
Oh no, no she'd never hurt her little brother. He just needs to be kept safe from those FILTHY WHORES that want to hurt him. But, maybe she could... get them out of the way so it'd just be him and her... FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER

>>12784413
Well, not sure who would take it up but maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784426
Okay, now we're going into danger levels.

Remember to never say "I hate you!" to a Yandere onee-san that's near danger levels, you won't like what they'll do to your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784373
How them dry heaves treatin' ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784437
>Face
>Everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784437
She has a pretty chiseled jaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784437
I hope you delete that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784426
The closest thing we've had to yandere Valkyrie /ss/ is pic related.

Other than that, we haven't had any writefaggotry on this tantalizing subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784440

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784446
No please.

No more, what have I done to you anon?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784449
nothing Anon but misery begets company

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784449
Thought you could talk shit about my waifu and get away with it, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784452
It looks so bad.

Please stop, I'd rather be a Ushis cuddlepump than see another of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784455

Prepare your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784452
There is vengeance, and then there is cruelty..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784446
>What are spiders? We just don't know.

>>12784452
It's funny cause the suit of it isn't bad and all, but then gaudy ass shit gem and why she thought a random snot strand in her hair would be a good idea, god damn. Every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784464
I LIKE MATANGO, AMAZON AND MOST BREEDS OF HORSEPUSSY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A SOUL AS TORTURED AS MINE, /MGG/?! YOU'VE HAD THIS COMING FOR A LONG TIME! ALL OF YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784473
>MOST BREEDS OF HORSEPUSSY
Nightmares are totally okay Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784473
[purge needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784473
I'm gonna share with you something my grandfather shared with me when I was sad/angry:
Git gud you shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784472
>It's funny cause the suit of it isn't bad and all
You know, I'm seeing that in a lot of these. Decent costumes with a lot of work put into them worn by girls that don't put any work into their bodies at all. Shame, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784473
Never fear, one day there'll be writefagging of forest matango spores wafting into an Amazon tribe's camp. Fun for everyone, and their little horse, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784000
>I'm starting to hate looking at her picture. You're making me tsundere, mgt.
Don't be so harsh with yourself Danna-sama.
She is perfect now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784498
>Nothing happens to the amazons because they're already monsters
>Men all run off to fuck matango
>War is declared
>Amazons easily win because they're fighting fucking mushrooms
That doesn't sound all that interes-
>Amazons go to steal more husbands
>Inadvertently bring more spores with them
>Husbands are taken, spores are left behind soon the human village is matangos
>Husbands run off to fuck matangos AGAIN
>Rinse, wash, repeat until everything within hunting distance is a matango, a lonely amazon or dead
Oh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784473

I like Cerea. That's about it, for centaurs. Nina is cool but she needs too much breaking in for me to care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784506
Oh right, I forgot that whole "monsters are immune to monster stuff" caveat, or more specifically effects being only focused "on human women", though aside from the random tail and wing thing there's not much 'monstrous' or altered about Amazons from when they were a human tribe.

That and seeing them as the whole nature's mind control parasite thing would have created an army of sex-crazed zombie super-women with sex-crazy zombie centaurs.

But good thing that'll never happen. Not in KC's world where they're unaffected by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781444

I keep getting this weird feeling of protectiveness over the Elf girl from Dragon's Crown, it kinda makes me want to look after her like some kind of father figure with no dicking involved. There's something about her character that just emanates "daughteru material" for some odd reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784529
>That and seeing them as the whole nature's mind control parasite thing would have created an army of sex-crazed zombie super-women with sex-crazy zombie centaurs.
Yeah, In KC's universe the results aren't as terrifying as they are depressing. Still, I think the zombification would make the amazons less terrifying in some ways, especially if they're the slow variety. I mean, monsters get HP and STR buffs as it is, don't they? If either of those species came after you normally most of us would be fucked regardless, especially in groups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784473

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784551
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784551
Nigga stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784551
Hell, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784539
Practically it'd be like if the markings they inhereted from succubi were more 'real', for one. Sex would be a more dominant function and desire because THE SPORE HUNGERS.

Main difference is on the same hand it'd also break down other faculties and standards. "Village hunts" would be more straight up invasions and overtaking until everything they could get their hands on was being held down to feed them and nourish the spores. Basically just lacking the restraint of a natural hunt that only takes what it needs, leaving the prey to thrive naturally.

Other tribes and trade route stuff they have honoured agreements with would go to hell the fastest since the infected would just stroll in and start big hunger orgies that spread it before anyone knew what was going on. Village humans at least already have reason to run from them, but now they're going to keep chasing anyway.

This is all just off the top of my head, initially ideas didn't involve Amazons at all so hey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784562
Nyanon, where art thou? We need you to help stem the tide of 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784551
please delete it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784524
Does she NEED breaking in? Wouldn't mind seeing her in something without the crushing of body and spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784593
There's an entire branching plot dedicated to that already. Haven't you already read the Love Nina Route?

Actually, YBA says he has over 20k words of alternate route material for that story from where it branches off due to strawpoll votes. Interested what other routes he has done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784601
I meant that the breaking is completely and utterly absent. Even in Love Nina, there's some smacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784603
Well, she was bullying him pretty hard. It's not exactly like it would have worked out without breaking in -- Anon does not have the patience and forgiveness of a saint. On top of that, for Nina to stop her harsh bullying and then turn around and want an equal relationship would require both admitting she was wrong in being cruel to him, and losing face around the school by becoming an equal (in a relationship) with the person she bullied. Probably far too prideful for that and would have required a major personality shift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784609
Fair enough. Maybe I'm just thinking if there were a completely different protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

What if your Monster Girl waifu picked a fight with Asmodeus and Tiamat and got beat up?
What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784619
help patch her up, ask how she survived, ask why she was fighting them, and ask if her mother never taught her how to pick her fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784615
You'd need a completely different story, most likely. To make a turn around that big that quickly someone or something (e.g. the plot) would have to shit on her pretty hard regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784619
Hit them with the ROLLIN' DDT

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Kitsune run commie-block look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784529
Deruella proves that with enough power/DE/Corruption you can mutate a monstergirl into another. All those spores build up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784551
>those tits

I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do for love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784649
when did this happen

and no I'm not going to read the lore in its fucking entirety for this one little snippet of information

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, I left for three hours and you guys haven't even reached 2000, posts. Something you want to tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784640
Drab, grey, clots of concrete, humanboys would have their rooms "searched" very often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784660
You could've at least censored that.
>>12784663
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784660
put a cactus inside her tailpussy and watch her writhe on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784662
She corrupts an elf into a werewolf. Fallen Maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784666
I'm not giving satan my name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784663
yes. get hype for S3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784679
You know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784663
>>12784679
Post more Yukikaze to celebrate DABURU DASHU SOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784671

Elves are like pleb tier on the power scale though. Anyone could corrupt them further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784679
>>12784690
This is a show?

Looks shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784690
>>12784696
my niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784696
I would but, we shouldn't dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784698
Well there are other instances of a type of monstergirls being corrupted into another, but I don't remember the exact circumstances and like you, fuck me if I'm gonna begin reading after what I've been doing.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you having fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784713
define fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784721
Thinking about Rachnee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784671
Oh yeah, that. Even then she's still part elf, and I think she was half-human to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784721
I don't know what it is that's why I'm asking if you guys are having it

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have the government send you a Jabberwock homestay
>It will never be your job to try and teach her English
>You will never point to a chair and say the word, as she struggles to pronounce it and associate it with the object
>After repeating it a few times, shell get excited and point to your sofa and say "Chair?"
>You will never correct her and tell her it's a sofa
>She will never look at you confused
>You will never try to show her the difference between Chair and Sofa by sitting in the chair, then sitting in the sofa while motioning at the extra space for another person
>She will never decide to sit on the couch and hold you tightly like a toy
>You will never struggle at first, before finally giving up, defeated
>You will never rest your head on her slowly-moving chest as she softly sings a song from her native language

Such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784723

then fun I am haveing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784713

Fun? There's no fun to be had here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784671
Had to go look it up, and apparently she was a "Half Elf", like that's a thing anywhere else, and is still half Elf half Werewolf.

While I'm all for monsters not being inherently immune to everything, damn she makes a bad example for a lot of things that basically boils down to a living example of not taking "rule" concepts super seriously. It does kind of reinforce the idea of the more 'purely human' ones being corruptible into things further afield.

Like the only one that looks better uncorrupted too, jeez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784724
You're right. Still, she was a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784671
>>12784649
Elves and dwarves start off the same as us humans and have spirit energy, not demonic energy. The pure elves stick to Order territory and hidden forests. The ones we see in the profiles are the female ones, converted into their own class of succubi. The men become incubi just as our men do.

Primera was one of those untainted elves, so she got turned into a werewolf when Druella invaded.
The Queen of Hearts can twist monsters a bit, but nothing as major as turning an ordinary monster into some kind of Matango hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784728
>Teaching English to someone when you don't speak her native language at a near conversational level
Fuck that, this sounds like a nightmare, and not the four-legged kinds that gives you sexy dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784735
Ah well, more fun and scenarios to be had.

[Anonymous No.]

Calling it tera wins the lantern bowel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784728
That pleasant thought helped make my day. Thank you.

but now I want writefaggotry of this. damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784742
Hey, she gave us Jabberwock, she can't be all bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784752
calling it tera tries to sex val and ends up squeezing his bowels out

you monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784760
>Jabberwock
That's a funny way of spelling dormouse. She also gave us MORE FUCKING MATANGO and alice though, I'm not sure what to think of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784713
>>12784721
>>12784723
>>12784726
>>12784730
Fuck, she seems so cute, it's a damn shame I'm terrified of spiders due to one latching on to my face as a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784772

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>>12784772
Rachnee helped me get over my fear of spiders. True story. When I see a spider, I think of Rachnee. I know she wouldn't want me to hurt it. I know that she wouldn't want me to be afraid of it.

I want Rachnee to latch onto my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784779
If you're fine with her biting your face a shit ton then sure.

Fuck spiders, assholes the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784784
>Assholes
>Keep away things like flies, which have an interest of pooping in your food and spreading disease. And mosquito, which want to suck your blood and spread disease.
>In exchange, just wants an empty roof corner you never use anyways.

I think that's your phobia talking more than them being assholes. Spiders are bros.

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>>12784779
Oh? You want the "thighs" her licorice-black pedipalps wrapped around your head and her smooth fingers tangled in your hair as she grinds your face into her musky sex, breathlessly repeating your name as you pleasure her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784784
>Not wanting Rachnee to grasp your head in her gleaming black fingers, nibbling your ears and pinching your lips between her pearly, sharp teeth, her breath playing over your flushed cheeks

Looks like I found someone with no taste

>>12784790
This is also a lovely thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784735
KC would later state that non-MG Elves are fairly common, and thus, so are Half-Elves, rather than Succubi-Elves.

There are also Half-Dwarves, but they are far less common. And someday, Incubi Elves and Incubi Dwarves.

[Anonymous No.]

Rachneefag, no dumping please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784793
Spider bites aren't fun.

That fucking spider bit me so much I had to go to a hospital and stay there for like two days getting them drained and recovering.

Fuck spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784788

Spiders also crawl in your mouth at night when you're alseep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784813
Haven't killed me yet if true. I want to try tarantulas, supposedly, they taste like crab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784813
I think that's a false myth, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

would Cesar Millan be able to tame a Hellhound? or would he just get raped like everyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779702
Only one i played, never regretting it man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784796
>elf incubi
Great, absolutely wonderful. The last thing we need are elves with long-ass lifespans, a "union with nature" and, to top it all off, 2X4 dicks. We'd never hear the end of the assholes.

Well, not that we ever do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784821
Depends on if he ever tried to sex her, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784821

It's outright stated no one short of a god can do it. Even then it's a Gary Stu fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784821
No fun allowed fags would say yes he'd get raped.

But I say he'd tame the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784821
I refuse to believe hellhounds are untamable, wishy washy as KC is. If a man can be stronger than one, what's keeping him from chaining one up and training her until she does as told? Nothing, that's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784833
This.
>>12784816
They are both arthropods, so I wouldn't be surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784829
>Only someone with godlike skills at taming can tame them
>No Gary stu fantasy

The what do you expect writefags to do, make them pull that ability out of their asses?

Since KC at least mentions it then i'm pretty sure that canonically speaking there's at least one person with such taming skills in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784833
can we please not have rape scenarios where a hellhound is being kept in a cell and repeatedly drugged and raped until she breaks
she never breaks, but damn are they trying to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784829
>It is purported that originally these monsters were created as guard dogs by a certain god of the underworld, but it was impossible even for the gods to tame them. If there were a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a god.

"God" is just powerful monster in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784840
>never breaks

That's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784830
>But I say he'd tame the lot of them.
That'd be hilarious to watch.

"Okay, she's trying to rape you right now. She wants you to fear her, to be aroused by her. You can see it in her body language, see how she bares her chest with her teeth bared in that fucking grin? No matter what you must not get hard or scr- and you just did both. She just won, good job, I'm out. I fucking hate this job, I tame dragons and they give me morons that can't even handle a hellhound. Is the microphone still on? You're going to cut this, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784838

Writefags can't even write non-Gary Stus to begin wtih.

>>12784830
>No fun allowed fags

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784833

There is only one man who could tame such a beast. Sadly, he is no longer with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784845
Well until someone writes a hellhound breaking from drugged rape, I stand by that statment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784846
haha, yeah. he'd be able to do it, but about no one else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784851

That man gets a lilim. Nothing less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784846
>Cesar
>Dragons

Dragons are Steve Irwins territory.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784850
no fun allowed fag detected.

>>12784855
That, or an angel.

>>12784857
True. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781334
mah niggah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784853
I want to see Steve-o fuck with one until it's at the breaking point and then release it back into it natural habitat and walk away to bang his human girl wife because he gives no shits.

Irwin-kun ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784851
>>12784855

Here I though it would be Steve Irwin. Why do you like this guy so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784850
You are being a bit (very) anal by telling authors their independently-created derivative work cannot deviate from KC's canon. That kind of is the textbook definition of no-fun-allowed.

Welcome back, amazon-bitch-kun. Wondered where you had went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784855
>Will fucking Rodgers
>Lilim

Do you really wish to sully his great name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784864
It's impossible not to like a negihbor that good and a man that cheerful. He's like Bob Ross, but with more puppets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784852
OH WRITEFAGS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784864
Because he trolled animals? The same reason I like Bear Grylls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784869
>>12784859

> All this Boogeyman blaming

Both of you get the fuck out. You're worse than the people you're bitching out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784876
Grylls trolled animals? I thought he was better known for urine drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784821
He'd go the same way as the Crocodile Hunter.
Successful to a point but still dragged to hell in the end.

That's pretty much it. If anything they're high impact sexual violence dom-preferring switches that don't mind "getting attacked" but aren't going to roll over and be moefied puppies forever because of it.

I actually wonder if the over-emphasis was from seeing more of less' manticore stuff on pixiv, heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784882
That too, but that's hardly relevant right now I hope...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784879
I wouldn't suggest responding to this guy. I mean, bogeyman blaming? That's not what we did. So lets ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784840
Love takes root during sex for monsters, rape is love. Rape her enough until she loves you, and as the man himself said, love is the central theme of MGE. Hellhounds confirmed for breakable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784886

> Amazon-bitch-kun
> no fun allowed fag

What the fuck do you call that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784886

Ironically, completely ignoring the argument and using personal attacks or responding with an unrelated, hostile remark were hallmarks of amazon-bitch-kun more than any other anon I've seen on this board.

That, combined with his very distinct writing style means it's definitely amazon-bitch-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784898
haha, right? and he was >implying there's only one no fun allowed fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784895
Well, I first noticed his distinctive writing style and very ad hominem (or otherwise off-topic mudslining) during the prolonged Amazon threadcanon debates. So we call him amazon-bitch-kun.

Presumably he got a temp-ban for that since it's been just over three days since the last big debate. His writing style is easy to recognize once you've seen it enough.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Technically all they did was have a deep understanding of their psychology.

I'm pretty sure that if some scholar in the MGE world can reach deep knowledge about MG psychology then he would be able to tame most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to endlessly tease a CC vampire before fleeing her house at dawn. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784905
>"debate"

That's an awfully nice way of putting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784914
I now want to read about a man with bullshit hypnosis or empathy problems running around MGC and healing/calming rapemachines while simultaneously not getting raped. It might be amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784916
You should start with something easier.

Like visiting a temple and talking with a Shirohebi, try some light touching on the shoulder or hand, standing close enough that she can smell your musk, and throw in a few comments about how charming she is and that you're very jealous of her boyfriend (which she does not have). Then run like hell.

Shirohebi at least sleep and eat, unlike Vampires. You don't want to try and run from something immortal and tireless until you reach expert level at MG evasion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784914
Why are you people so obsessed with "taming" anyway?

Not everything can magically bend to your will. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784905

Oh my, all this fuss over little old me. But >>12784879 is not me. You're not as clever as you think you are. As for b&, im-ply-ing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784925
But I've been teasing and blueballling the local ryu for a couple years now.

[Anonymous No.]

New OC for you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784927
Isn't that the whole point of magic, bending things to your will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784927
It was stated that we couldn't do something. Naturally we want to find ways to do it anyway; pretty standard stuff, really. Especially given that most things with some level of intelligence can be broken and tamed eventually so the statement sounds off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784932
I love it, I'll take the whole litter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784927
Some people are going to try no matter how well you think they'll do. Get over yourself

>>12784931
cookanon go write something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784932
Would love to see her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet all of you go through the Shirohebi hugging booth line more than once at festivals

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784927
Even femdom discussed in this setting is in such a way that it's bent to your will (exact MG you want, treating you the exact way you want).

>>12784932
Two new OC today. First ultra-soft hotness >>12784000 and now innocent cuteness? Today is a good day to love maidus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784942
No fuck you i wanna eat pizza and contemplate posting sad things. about mutually abusive relationships

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784953
so you want to complement the cook and ryu blueballing each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784932
Hm, that's a rather old one..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784932
10/10, would protect the fuck out of her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784945
So what if I do? I don't have an addition, stop implying that I do. .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784945
>Implying I'd hug anyone other than my waifu.
You disgust me.
Though I'd bet some of us have done things in college they're not proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784932
I want to pet her tail while she whispers about master and maid relations being too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784914
Psychologically, it'd have to involve getting them trained addicted into enjoying endorphin rushes from receiving measured sexual pain.

Only thing is between the already aggressive disposition and having the brute force to disregard any sort of mindgame shit, you're not really in a great position to try and sway them. They already enjoy being dominant enough to not care that much about natural drug effects. Probably too heavy to really be affected by them anyway.

Best you could aim for is trying to reason out something more 'equal' after being husbando'd, since she's loyal, loving and protective all the same. Just chances are getting your turn to rough her up during sex will only get her own rough dominance more excitable in reciprocation.

>>12784916
Assuming you're not pinned down before dawn, she probably has a tireless undead army and human servants in every town, too. Sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Praise the maid godess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784957
No it'd be more about a human and a monstergirl, probably a manticore, who hate each other and themselves but think that they deserve each so they stay together despite the steadily worsening fights.

[Anonymous No.]

More new OC

>>12784945

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784978
>new OC
>months old

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784816
I live with spiders... this is a lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784978
Now that one I KNOW has been around for a while.
You're not fooling anyone. I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784975
Alex, what is co-dependency?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784985
>>12784982
I am being silly.
Its better than the Rachne spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784985
Nope, that and the kiki one are already pretty old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784987
God dmanit that's what It's called. I was wracking my brain for the name of it at work all fucking night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784992
>Kiki one pretty old

I hope you don't mean the silved-haired Kiki one. I only begun the rough doodle about two days ago and just finished the final version this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

May or may NOT be OC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785001
Nope, this one >>12784932

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785001
see >>12784932

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784969
You could basically go on them like you go at training normal dogs, it's the same routine just in different proportions.

You just scold her/ignore her when she's not doing what she's told and praise her and give her treats whenever she's behaving correctly, assuming you know extensively about her psychological traits you can adequate the routine accordingly. Sooner or later she will start associating the rewards with good behavior and start doing what she's told.

if you think things through, dog training can be a very dark topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784593

I meant like, she's kind of a huge bitch if you don't put your foot down right away.

I'm not advocating the vengeance route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785002
Are you bored? Or do you just want attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785013
No kidding. No matter how garbage a piece of MG art is, I have it. He better bring something really obscure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785007
>it's the same routine just in different proportions.
>Man goes out to tame a hellhound
>He walks into her cave with just the clothes on his back, a bag of dog treats and a rolled up newspaper
>but not just any newspaper, oh no. This one's the NY Times SUNDAY EDITION
>Because this time it's personal.
>Directed by Michael Bay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785007
In the end it's better for all parties involved. Ill behaved dogs are destructive bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785028

Clearly, it's time for the "3-paper-style"...

[Anonymous No.]

Or for Nyanon to show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785039
>Newspaper in each hand, one on his dick
>Everytime she reaches for the D he hits her with one paper, then twists his hips to hit her with that one, then follows through with the remaining hand
>she can't even get close without at least getting newspaper cockslapped
I want to rewatch Pacific Rim now.

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

Doing sketches. Want to try something different for Kuudere Kikimora. Thoughts on a conservative, long maid uniform? Maybe a kimono? (regular or mini-skirt). Something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785050
>Make One Piece reference.
>Get Pacific Rim reference.
That's why I come here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784984
>live with spiders

Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785060
I thought of One Piss first, but I refused to- YOHOHO SHE WANTS A LICK OF THE D

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785057
Something like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785062
Okay, you really need to stop mind-melding with me.

No, don't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785057

>>12785066 needs cleavage.

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12785074
I was going to make Type 2 a more smaller-cupped one since I made the Type 3 a loli and Type 1 a super-soft CC. So there won't be a whole lot of cleavage to show off with something low-cut anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is going on? Today this thread, now the thread on /a/, and yesterday /v/. Is it the work of one man or many?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785088
Those accursed newfags..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785077
Oh, sorry, I thought you were still working on the Ara Ara~ one. My mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785088
What are you on about?

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12785093

Final version is here. >>12784000

But that aside, the Type 2 Kuudere is so vaguely defined I'll be making it up as I go along. It was never clearly laid out like the other two. So any feedback would be welcome. Maybe I should wait until a more active hour before trying to ask.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785100
She has to have attractive but necessary glasses. For shenanigans and megame fetish.

By the way, caught up on thread. Who ready for CYOA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785095
3D posting man. Someone wants a nice clean thread about muscle girls on /a/ and some faggot started posting roided girls. 3D girls. Before that it was /v/, a senran kagura thread, same thing. And us today. Why is this happening?

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12785103
Here's here! By the way, since this is the last maid before I start that drawing I promised you a while back, I'll need to get some details from you on IRC sometime in the near future.

Sorry. I'll stop trip-fagging now unless it's more art-related stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785103
THIS GUY IS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785105
Ah, alright. That is bad.

>>12785103
HURRAH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784251
Know that scene on Spongebob where Squidward is in the krabby patty vault and shit? That, but with a dragonor tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784260
you up for doing lewd-ish christmas stuff?
like naked ribbon thing

[Anonymous No.]

Would you raise a fluffy daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784260
I look forward to the day you open Commissions again Mari.

Had something in mind for a while, and I'm just in love with your coloring style, especially after that one purple-ish kitsune a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785118
I'd rather raise a cold one

Or one made of water. Goddamn elemental kids would be the cutest shit ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785118
Will she eat my liver?

If not, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785061
Spiders rise me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785127
>japanese kitsune mask

Do you even weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785127
She's your daughteru.

Also a kitsune.
so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785131
Dude, I want to hear about living with spider but stop the rachnee spam. You have /a/ for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785132
Den Ken-Sama become Japanese by wearing a yukata? This thing could still be Corean just crafty. You know, like a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785138
Heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785147
I want to punch her in the nose for being the worst god.

Any god that supports the type of girls that hit me in the face with my own butterfly net when I was six, then run off with it and never get it back is a shitty god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783719
>Kinkymora

I want this. I want to be punished for not cleaning my room~

[Anonymous No.]

Otokoyo
オトコヨ, or Man Hunt
A game of hide and seek played by children, wearing fox masks.

The one wearing the mask hunts down a man.

So if you see a fox woman with one, it means she is seeking a mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785139
Kumiho masks have fangs or are made with inhuman, open eyes, it's not hard to tell them apart.

>>12785147
You stupid bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785156
>Any god that supports the type of girls that hit me in the face with my own butterfly net when I was six, then run off with it and never get it back is a shitty god.

U wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785169
As long as it's not that one with the horns and fangs.

>See someone with a Hannya mask
>She's going in dry.
>Love me and only me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785172
Childhood trauma event turned him to join the dark gods.
I think that is what he said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785156
that's oddly specific events...
did she also eat your baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785172
When I was six two girls walked up to me while I was catching butterflies and took my net, then hit my nose with the handle and ran away with it while I was crying my head off.

Never got it back.
Fuck human girls

[Anonymous No.]

Is Nyanon cyoa today or tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785179
So all it would take is petty theft and you would hate all MGs, and become a Paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785174
That is a Noh mask

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannya

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785180
>>12785103

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785181
>Petty theft.

Dude I was six and my nose was bleeding like a fountain.

I loved that fucking net, caught me some sweet butterflies with that net.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785180
he probably got waylaid by one of his dormouse land mines .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785189
What if you tried to catch a mothgirl and she punched you for hitting her with the net? Would you have become a HFY PAladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785185
Dang, I can't read

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785191
HFY?
Hey Fuck You paladin?
Go around shout "Hey fuck you!" and beat them up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785191
>monster girl
>hurting a shota
>ever
she'd probably be murdered by other monster girls
then the poor shota would have his net returned, and be pampered with EXTREME PREJUDICE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785191
No because I would deserve it for hurting her.

But those two literally came up, grabbed the net, then hit me in the nose as hard as she could for no reasons at all.

Also
>Implying I would hurt a mothgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785191
A girl hit me on the back with a lead pipe once because some boys were teasing her and she thought I was with them. Fuck human women, Deruella can call on me to rape and corrupt anytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785196
You're thinking in the context of adults.

Do you know how many snot-nosed brats would get violence if they knew they had immunity to getting in trouble -- hell, even rewarded for it? I know this is hugbox fantasia, but I just don't see it happening.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785106
I'll need to learn to use IRC when the time comes then. Surprised but happy you're going to do that pic. You're a gentleman and a scholar.

Alright, lets start this off!
http://pastebin.com/1i7P30RA For those that need to catch up.

You have to wait until the next morning to lay out the plan for the training exercise so that Himizu can rest properly for it, meaning you only spend the night with the Toriza and Mimita trying to claim the best spot in the shared futon. You wake up to find both missing however, a few burned things in the room telling you all you need to know about why Toriza was gone as well.
You yawn as you walk into the main hall for breakfast, finding the three masters in their spots. Toriza is eating calmly, though you detect the smell of smoke and ash on her as you sit down. Without warning, Mimita moves over onto your lap to enjoy her meal and oddly not get in the way of your own.
(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

A human woman looked at me in disgust once.
Now I throw them into the Shirohebi/snake/lamia pit.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785203

"Hope you don't mind me taking the best seat. Did you sleep well?" Mimita asks, her fiery body heat warming you up in the chilly morning.
"More or less." You comment, getting distracted by Himizu. The ryu has already devoured a huge helping of food and isn't slowing down, hardly noticing you are there.
"Now that everyone is here, can you tell us the directions Himizu?" Sen asks, looking over at the ryu while Toriza glares and envies the rat sitting in your lap.
Himzu looks up, some rice stuck to her face before she swallows and wipes her face with a cloth. She composes herself, trying to look official.
"Well, yeah. I did find it, was easy once I tracked the curse's source." She states, taking out a map of the area and setting it in the center of the table as you help move things out of the way.
"The temple is here, and the path took me past this mountain, around this valley, and to this cavern under this other, rocky mountain. The fortress is actually under the mountain in a HUGE cavern! It's covered up by large trees, which is why our scouts always missed it!"
"Are you sure it's there? It's in the middle of nowhere." Mimita asks, Himizu nodding with confidence.
"Of course! I don't know how they dug out such a huge cavern, but from what I could see safely they have a pretty big stone castle built in there." Himizu smiles with pride. "Though... I think something dangerous is under it, I don't know what. It had lots of magic wards so I couldn't approach it while projecting my spirit."
Well, that sounds lovely.
"We can talk more about that later once I have my scouts check out the area, it seems to only be a days march. The raid must have gotten the drop on us because of that." Sen stated, grinning at you. "So, did you come up with a fun game to play? I came up with my own for training."
You ask to hear hers first, the tanuki nodding while the masters pay attention.
(continued again)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785203
It's where all us namefags can hang out and talk without getting slammed with "attention whore" and "blogspam" accusations. Since you're a regular on here anyways, you should hang out. I'd love to see you on there regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785179
>I was catching butterflies

I knew you guys were faggots but yisus christ

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785209

"Alright, I'll set myself in the obstacle course and have a nice picnic with some of the other high ranking disciples and plan out the attack. You four have other things to worry about anyways. How this works is this. Himizu gets a crown. She has to guard it till sundown, and the three of you go and get it. If you bring it back to me, you win. If Himizu outlasts you three, she wins. But it's no fun if you all work together..." Sen pauses, making sure she has all three of your attention. "The one that wins gets to do whatever they like with one of the others of their choice. All night. Alone. If you work together you need to share the request. Anon has the chastity spell put on him, so it'll be mostly clean fun right?" She asks.
The three are looking a bit unsure about it, all turning their gaze to you to see what you think of the training game and the prize.

Whatdo master anon?

Also, how do you guys feel about english cheshire sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785214
I was like six and I thought they looked cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785216
What if Anon wins?

[Seafoam No.]

Aaaand on the topic of attention whoring, I'm going to make a quick post to say I'm not dead. The lewd in this last bit of Pretty Human is just giving me a ton of trouble and I'm only breaking through it slowly. I'll still get it done eventually (TM).

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785224
Lewd time with girl of his choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785222
It's ok, anon that guy's just REALLY insecure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785216
ohohohoho, are we EVER up for that.

It's on!

Question: if we don't marry himizu, will she be a liability come the week's end? or will she just be sitting around, shlicking to thoughts of the warlord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785216
Cheshire sisters?
Afraid, very afraid. No secret is private, no fortress is secure.

>mostly clean fun
Anal sex. There, I said what we were all thinking.

Well, we have to make the dive into choosing a girl's route sometime. Might as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785228
Oh for fucks sake I was fucking six!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785236
he meant the guy deriding you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785236
I'm agreeing with you, you idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785216
Well, I see nothing wrong with all of that.

>Spoiler
One cockney, one cultured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785243
If you do that, we'll never get a threesome route!
Everyone will favour King's English cat over Cockney cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785236
Nothing wrong about being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785241
I thought you were fucking with me.

This is the internet, I can't tell for certain if I'm being screwed with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785246
bait harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785246
Ah fuck it I'm going to bed.

Fuck you people, not my fault I was a stupid kid when I was six.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785245
Speak for yourself.

The contrast and watching and listening to them banter in the different dialects is what makes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785255
Don't worry anon.

You will always have moth-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785261
No he won't, because those bitches took his net when he was six. GG, humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785226
Glad to see you live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785261
>Implying he hasn't seen her since because yandere Jurougumo-chan hasn't killed her for daring to touch her future husband.

She'll come for you in any night now to impregnate herself while you sleep. Gird your loins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785263
It looks like his butterfly time is over :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785261
I caught a moth once and kept it as a pet.

Fed it old clothes and let it fly around in my room, liked to sleep on my head and fly around.
Had to let it go when I moved though, miss the thing, was my only friend as a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785270
I just hope it didn't go yandere on you, like that mothgirl from that one doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785270
>was my only friend as a kid

Are we all really roreny people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785278
Don't worry. She didn't.

But the children she made while he slept, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785278
Thing probably died right after I left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785280
It's taken you until now to figure this out?

;_;

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785233
Well, pretty much. Though she'll have to work on suppressing it until you kill him.

>>12785243
>Reading my mind.
Stop that.

>>12785245
It'll be in the Harem okay Egypt area CYOA anyways.

You agree to it, seems like it'll be a great way to get everyone motivated about training. Also will help Himizu not panic when being attacked like last time she was in battle.
"I'm just not used to it!" Himizu whines, pouting at Sen. "And why do I start with the crown? That's not fair."
"Because you're the strongest one here!" Sen laughs, finishing her meal and standing up. "I'll get that crown, I'll need it back after. Just meet up in the sparring hall when you're done."
Sen walks off and leaves the three of you there, Mimita humming a bit as she thinks about the challenge and begins to plan already. Himizu returns to regaining her strength by eating all the extra food on the table, while Toriza keeps her envious stare going towards Mimita.
After you are all done eating you head into the sparring hall, Sen already waiting for you with a bronze polished crown with opals laid into them. She puts it on Himizu's head, clearing her throat after.
(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785285
>>12785280
Don't worry, you aren't alone now.

You have all of these random strangers who like to talk about imaginary, sexy monster girls with you.

Now if you will excuse me, I will wait until I finally withdraw from reality into a world of my own making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785270
We talking one of those little moths that you see anywhere, or one of those eldritch abominations from the jungles?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785288

"Alright, the whole temple is in bounds. You must wear the crown on your head if you have it. After I give the signal from the obstacle course using a horn, you go. Until then, move about and get into a good position." Sen laid out the rules. "I'll check on you guys with binoculars, but I can't really keep a good eye on you guys like that anyways so don't worry about the referee. Everyone clear?" The tanuki asks. The three nod, and you do as well.
"Alright, get moving. Don't start fighting till the horn starts." Sen grins, moving away at a slow pace.
Toriza retreats from the hall at a quick walk, disappearing to outside. You head the other way into the temple while Himizu heads for the springs. Mimita starts following you however, grinning a bit.
"Hey, Anon. How about we work together? I trust you to pick me anyways. Well, enough to suggest this." Mimita smiles, keeping up with your pace.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785280
I'm not. So that's one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785285
People actually like me when I put on my facade,
got friends even girls, now nobody know the real me
the real me is what makes people hate me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785291
Smaller one but really fluffy feeling.

Didn't make many noises though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785290
Does anons like acid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785293
Nah, not fair to the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785290
through dick, unity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785293
Not sure if it's intentional or just Mouse's personality or unconscious favoritism, but she really seems to be getting pushed (or at least, most proactive about getting Anon independent of CYOA choice impacts.

>>12785308
This BUT be more subtle about it by saying if you don't win solo, you won't get to order her around to her heart's desire, which may or may not include things beyond her imagination. WINK WINK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785303
More like I just spend all time that doesn't require active attention (work, reading, interacting with folks) inside my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785288
>Stop that.
No.
>Spoiler
Also bleh.

>>12785293
Much as I like Mimita, feels a tiny bit unfair.
Also tease her that you've beaten her once, and you'll surely do so again, and win the "Prize".

[Anonymous No.]

Euphoria with monstergirls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785324
I pray you're not talking about the Bad Ends.

But I know you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785293
Say, "Afraid that you'll lose otherwise? Well, I guess it's good to know your limits." But have the biggest shit eating grin on your face so she know's it's a playful challenge and not intended to hurt her feelings. Make her want to wipe the smirk off her face. Also this >>12785320.
Don't tell her that you plan to foil every attempt by her and toriza untill the last minute when you'll snatch victory. Spend all day not even letting himi know that she's about to be attacked, either lulling her into a false sense of security... or making her freak out at every shadow. But be sure to NOT lie to Mimi. Just don't tell her anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785326
I'm not, just focusing on the sex. Wouldn't even be that bad because of the whole " a monster's body cannot be broken through sex" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785336
Oh.
Well, that's fine then.
Euphoria's Sex Scenes are great. Fantastic even.

It's just the Bad Ends to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785050
Would it surprise you to learn that /mgt/ has sexualized the Jaegers before?
We need more pacific rim monstergirl stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785175
What version of Monster Girl Quest did you play?

[Anonymous No.]

Pharoah and Lilim a best. Light and Darkness threesome. My dick won't know which way to convert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785338
Agreed. Did you fap the first time? I just watched, have to be feeling pretty S for it. Who gets off on this stuff on the regular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785339
Of course not, I was there. That's straight up fanfiction though, do you really want to see us go there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785341
>any monster in mge, except maybe vanilla Valkyrie
>light

Laughing demons.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785340
[x] none of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785339
There's no point to waifuing kaijus, you can't fuck or impregnate them. Imagine, spending all your life from the moment you can fap, filling a kaiju sized baster in the hopes of getting her pregnant, it can't be done.

>inb4 fucking mech
>inb4 human dildo, dildo tank

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl art, Not a MGE Monster though.

Name: Invoker
Origin: Romancing SaGa 3
Enemy Class: Fairy

Whole SaGa series has tons of MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785343
I can't really remember. Might've been put off by the electric chair scene.

Or maybe not. Can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785356
Some Elementals from the same game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785213
Way to sell it in the gayest and most muh club way possible. Into your shame corner Danna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785357
>not the womb widening scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785350
Science will find a way, anon.

Didn't even think of those things, but the easiest solution by far is just to get a thimble of semen and deliver it directly to her egg via remote control drone (or maybe traveling inside yourself? Dunno how large the Kaiju are to scale). You only technically require one sperm to reach the target.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785293

"Afraid you'll lose otherwise? I guess it's good to know your limits. But if I don't win on my own I can't order you around all I like though. I've beaten you before I'm sure I can do it again to claim the prize." You grin and wink.
Mimita chuckles a bit and passes you, turning to face you for a moment as she gets ready to head down a different hallway.
"Alright, then it's on 'rival'! I won't hold back, this isn't a straight fight this time!" Mimita declares.
She takes off down the side hallway as you pass it, separating the two of you. Taking a different route, you round back around to where you saw Himizu heading. You use the cover of the rocks and trees in the gardens to get closer to the hot spring, seeing Himizu peeking her head out of the surface every now and then while you all wait for the horn to sound.
You hear it echo over the temple.
Without delay, Toriza leaps from her spot above the main spring and down towards Himizu. Still in your cover, you divert her path to land just behind her. The jinko doesn't seem to realize it until it's too late, but you haven't moved her enough to miss completely. As Toriza grabs for the crown, she grabs the ryu's robes and yank them down to expose Himizu's upper torso as she jumps in shock from under the water, exposing her paled skin.
She lets out a bit of a scream and Toriza is thrown into the waterfall as the ryu flees out of the pool of water, covering her chest and fleeing towards the temple.
You see a rope fly down from the roof next, small dull hook on the end of it aiming for the crown as well. You make a wind that blows it away from the prize as the ryu moves by, but you hear swift footsteps coming towards you before the flaming mouse flies down at you from above.
(continued)

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785363

You ready a counterattack, fighting back as she swings her limbs at you quickly. You're hardly being hit, and she suddenly retreats while laughing loudly. You're not sure what is wrong until you feel a breeze.
She just burned all your clothes off, and all that hinezumi fire that hit you is affecting you a little bit in the libido. May be a bit much to chase after the group like this, but if you don't they may actually get the crown before you.

Whatdo master anon?

Those worrying about me pushing mouse, it's more her competition are a melting kuudere and an innocent ryuu, who aren't as outgoing yet themselves.
Maybe I'm subconsciously doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never get drunk with a jackal and commence inappropriate tail touching

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785367
Continue the chase!
Hide better next time!
I don't mind it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785363
hahahaha! beautiful!
>>12785367
How naked are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785362
This is optimism if I have ever seen it.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785374
Whatever was left couldn't stay on, so butt naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785367
Go after the crown
Pls give more spotlight to Tiger and Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785370
That is Tamano-no-mae
she is a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785360

Not him, but I never really understood the hostility between IRC and the thread.

Sometimes people just like to be able to talk like real human beings. You know, about their day, or random topics of conversation. IRC is always a good place for that, especially. You can have an identity and know who you're actually talking to without being called out as an attention whore.

The thread if more for stictly MG-related stuff, more rigidly defined, but better for disseminating content to people in all timezones. Good for if you want to stay on-topic rather than listen to people blab off-topic.

Different places for different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785380
Actually, anon, she really is a jackal. She just doesn't mind being called a fox since they're cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785367

Well, now we have to take up a strategy of stealth and ambush. Not only can we not fight all three at once, Himizu will probably make us the highest priority target on account of her being most ashamed of being seen by a man, AND the fact we're nude probably makes her think we're going to rape her. So if she spots us, she'll likely ignore the others and attack us -- giving the others an opening to steal the crown.

We must be like ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785367
I don't think it's as bad as Toriza was being pushed a couple of CYOA sessions ago. Almost dropped the the story because of that. When I see "chuff" four times in one post, it becomes a bit much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785367
Grab a fairly large towel or other piece of cloth. make a mental note to return the mouse's favor sometime soon (maybe use your focus to pump some energy into her flames, making her own outfit catch on fire or something. is that possibe?) Use the Theiss Titillation Theory to distract rat and tiger alike. use your powers to make sure it never falls off. (in a lull between theft attempts, get a fundoshi to wear underneath the towell). (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheissTitillationTheory).).

>>12785379
yeah, could you have them step it up a notch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785397
I'm not even rooting for tiger and I loved the chuff-service. Kuudere melting like puddy is a nice chance of pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785386
What makes it amusing for me is both the thread and IRC suffer from group-think and a general fear of being 'different.'

At least there's on channel where folks get along and are free to talk about whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

I am pro ryuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785386
I agree with you about using the IRC to talk about nonstrictly monster girl things with people that share your interests, but advertising it as "where all us namefags can hang out and talk" just serves to highlight the worst about the speaker and makes it seem like you need to be a VIP to enter our autismal pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785397
Mimita was pushed the whole story. Toriza is barely pushed in comparison. Himizu is like hardly ever pushed

[Anonymous No.]

Your fox wife wants to go swimming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12781022
God damn it, for a split second I thought this was bait, and then I remembered. Why did he have to date that SJW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785397
That was great, what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785408
She had a push at the start but afterwards it feels like it was because of the readers voting for her, not the author. And when he does do it it fits her personality well so I don't mind it. I'll agree Himizu did get shafted, but it seems like she's the least popular anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785416
Oh fine, I'll get the shampoo, brushes and portable blowdrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785394
Is it still a harem if they are all part of the same girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785416
Do they have some kind of like, tail cap or something? Trying to swim with all those tails in the water would be extremely difficult. Not to mention when you got out they'd be water logged and droopy and just a mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785422
no, butit IS haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785422
>That one with the spiral eyes
She's going first. then the pouting one, then the one center right that barely seems to know what's going on. Then the rest at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785422
An interesting thought.

If you fuck one, do the others feel it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785434
I hope so

Phantom sex/stimulation is my fetish

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785367

You don't have time to get yourself clothing from you room, so you head for the nearest one to raid their clean clothing. You grab a bathing towel from inside and tie it around your waist, not wanting to waste any more time away from the game. With the base level of covering on, with it exposing one side of your hips, you run out and almost run right into Himizu with her soaking wet, semi see through robe. You manage to dodge around her before a collision, managing to pat her bottom as you pass her. She squeals and falls flat on her belly, crown falling off as she lands on the ground.
Toriza rushes down the hall just after you duck behind another door, seeing the scene as Himizu scrambles to get up, floating the crown back up. Toriza rushes to get the crown first, but you move Himizu's tail to trip her up. The jinko nearly falls on her face, but rolls to her feet. Not before you catch a glimpse of her wearing nothing under that sleeves mist valley dress. She growls when Himizu is back up, the ryu whining again as she resumes fleeing. Toriza attempts to leap for the crown again anyways, but you pull her back and make her pull the ryu's robe down again to make Himizu's face turn bright red from the repeat performance.
"Why do you keep doing that?!" She yells, picking Toriza up with her magic before flinging her through a door down the hallway. She fixes herself up as she flees, and you begin to follow while remaining as stealthy as possible. Himizu keeps on the move, trying not to make a pattern to her movement. You haven't seen Mimita since she burned your clothes, but Toriza leaps out from behind a corner again to attempt to get the crown.
(continued)

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785447

And you make her slip on the floor to make her pull the robe down again. Himizu's eyebrow twitches as her red face returns again, a loud angry yell coming from her as Toriza is picked up again and bounced around the hallway before getting tossed through a doorway and being given a free nap.
"Stupid perverted tiger stupid perverted Anon stupid perverted everyone!!" Himizu yells, pulling her robe back up again as she picks her pace up again and heads for outside. You follow her out and watch as she dives into the hot spring, swimming to the deep end to stay underwater to wait the timer out.
That's no good, nobody can get her there.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785447
>Tiger going commando in China Dress.
On a scale of one to yes, Yes.

>>12785449
Do we really have a choice? Suck in a big one, and DIVE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785449
Depth charges

[Anonymous No.]

This could well be the first time I have ever seen a Ryuu this modest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785447
Get Toriza to throw you while in the water to go as deep as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785449
>all this "accidental" lewdness
this is why we love you nyanon. this and mouse molestation.

I just know mimita is going to try and snatch the crown right after we snatch it. How long can himizu hold her breath? indefinitely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785462
She is a Ryuu, she could nap down there
as long as the water is pure.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785462
She's a water dragon, so yes.
She won't even need lunch or dinner.
>>12785460
Toriza could be out for a while. Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785465
>as long as the water is pure.
So what if we were to... dirty it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785449
get a really heavy rock for holding onto while diving. Use it as a chair so that if mimita asks "what's the rock for, anon?" you can say "I'm using it as a chair, obviously." Wait until the time is almost up, then lift the crown of himizu's head while diving with the rock. be sure to throw off any clingy rats at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785467
Go after her anyways, fake starting to drown, get her to come over and save you with mouth-to-mouth and steal the crown.

If that won't work, then >>12785467

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785416
Stupid sexy Ahri

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785213

Because IRC needs more people jerking over this overly long and average CYOA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785487
Nyanon's CYOA is nothing compared to some of the older ones.

Don't be so angry, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785490
Remember Bromont? I remember Bromont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785491
Honestly, I never saw what the hype was about.

I think it was a name thing more than anything. His stuff never really seemed that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785490
>>12785491

CYOA's aren't meant to be read post-humorously. Part of the fun is participation. Otherwise they'd just be written as stories instead and get done much faster and easier. It's like playing video games. Watching others play them is far more boring than actually playing them yourself.

But if you're insistent on being an armchair writer, why don't you make your own CYOA and show us how it's done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785495
It was energetic and lolsorandumXD. When the threads are the same thing over and over again the quality doesn't matter as much as breaking up the monotony does.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785449

You can't think of a way to fish the ryu out of that deep water, by the time you swim down to her you'd get thrown out. You'll need a good toss to get down there, and only one person can do it. You head back into the temple and find the room that Toriza was thrown into, face down on the floor and out for the count. You wake her up the only way you know will work, scratching her scalp.
The jinko chuffs as she writhes awake, not sure what is going on until after you stop and back up a bit. She looks back at you as she sits up, holding onto her head. Your bare essentials of clothing leaves her staring for a moment, struggling to keep her eyes from drifting downwards.
"We need to work together for just a minute. Himizu is at the bottom of the hot spring and isn't coming out, I need a good toss to reach her to get her out." You inform Toriza.
The jinko stands up and thinks about it for a minute, circling around you as she does so.
"Why not use magic to take crown?"
"Her magic is stronger than mine and I wouldn't win that tug-of-war."
She thinks for a moment before nodding.
"I'll throw, but after it's free for all again."
With that agreed, the pair of you head straight to the hot springs. You pick up a heavy stone to help you sink, and Toriza picks you up with both of her paws over her head. She prepares herself and throws you towards Himizu as hard as she can, your rock extended in front of you. The water splashes around you as you sink fast and focus your mind for the next part.
(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785497
I mean in length, anon. It's still pretty short, all things considered.

I haven't read it so I can't comment on its quality. I did write several CYOAs ages past.

[Anonymous No.]

Ahri thread? Ahri thread.

>>12785495
It seemed to me like Bromont was on a decline while, or rather before, he posted in /mgg/. His older stuff was pretty entertaining. In that sense yeah, I guess name did have a lot to do with it. There was still some of the magic though.

>>12785497
Neither of those posts are insults. I wrote the second one and certainly didn't intend it to be. Calm down and ease up on the Deviant Art-tier "if you can't do better you can't say anything" logic.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785499

Himizu notices you coming in fast, but you make the water pop around her to distract her as you get close. It disorients the dragon, but just before you reach her you feel the water moving around you. It nearly hits you, but you let go of the rock just before the rush of water swings by. It sucks you in after, and you end up getting pushes right into Himizu as her eyes widen and your bodies hit each other. You've reached her, but only have a second to react before she counters your efforts.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785498

At least they were actually entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785503
Grab crown

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785502
Careful not to flood the thread with them (i.e, keep it to sub-20). Don't want to be that guy, but we only have 100 images left and as lovely as Ahri is, there is a LOT of art to dump of her. So pick and choose the best first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785503
kiss her, grab the crown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785502

There's a difference between legitimate literary criticism and just saying "things are not as good as they were back in my days!"

Which is literally what every generation says about their formative years, regardless of when they were. Nostalgia goggles can greatly skew our perception of how good things were, so I'm suspect if you don't give any reasons for why [older thing] is better than [newer thing].

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785501

Short compared to the /a/ ones at any rate. But I can't really talk, I dislike CYOAs and haven't bothered reading this one either. I prefer greentext/pastebin stories, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785511
This. Not pushing for Ryu, but given how innocent she is, something like that would probably stun her better than any magic or strike we could throw at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785512
If you want reasons, it seemed newer Bromont went with more story driven stuff and less of the quirky "LOLSORANDUM XD" stuff, as another Anon so eloquently put it. That didn't work well for him since the sheer unpredictability of his writing was what he had going for him. That's not to say there wasn't still that element there, but it was less potent. Maybe it was me that changed, but I definitely got less enjoyment out of what he wrote past Broujo or so.

That was my perception of it anyway, if you want me to go looking for quotes or numbers or something I've got a rake here and I'm sure you can figure out what to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785512

Bromont's CYOA were funny and creative while this one is just kind of generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785520
I disagree, I'm enjoying it.

Maybe it's because serious stories do tend to attract less attention than slapstick greentexts do. Maybe Nyanon's stuff doesn't appeal to you, but it appeals to others. And vice versa with Bromont.

I understand if you want to throw criticism at an author, but "I didn't enjoy it" or "It's boring" is so broad it gets kind of close to shitposting. I know that's not your intention, but imagine if people just started saying "I don't like that" every time they saw something that wasn't their cup of tea. Not a pretty sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785525
>but imagine if people just started saying "I don't like that" every time they saw something that wasn't their cup of tea
Then it'd look exactly like these threads. /mgt/ is a perfect example of what you just said.

Indeed, it's not a pretty sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785487

The only person who jerks over it on IRC is Danna-sama and he's new anyway. No one else there cares or mentions it.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785503

You think quick, and give Himizu a kiss before she can react. She is stunned, even as you steal the crown right off of her head. You have no trouble swimming back up to the surface, taking in a deep breath as you surface. Looking back to the shore, you see Toriza ready and waiting for you to come in range. Caught between a rock and a hard place.
You think quick again and go underwater, making disturbances like kicking water in different directions as you head for the shore. Getting out, you grin when Toriza went for the wrong one after all, putting the crown on your head before you start to run for the obstacle course.
Before you know what is happening, Mimita appears from behind a boulder with a grin on her face. She tries to hit you, but the water on you keeps the flames from working well. You instead focus some of your energy into the flames, the spirit energy taking and flaring them up as Mimita looks at her own flames in worry and you're forced to back up while shielding your eyes.
When you can look again, Mimita's clothes are burned up and gone. She blinks a few times, looks down, then back up with a coy grin.
"I di-"
Mimita is knocked into the water by Toriza as she runs by, the fireball having caught her too and burned up her dress to leave her fighting nude as well. She doesn't mind it and throws fast, strong strikes at you that even you have trouble dodging. After few rounds of dodging and blocking, you grab onto an arm thrust and use her strength to flip her over your shoulder and into the water herself. Mimita is getting out now, and frowns while looking at you.
But then you hear the water quaking, and all three of you look into the hot spring. It explodes up as you hear Himizu roaring. It looks like the stunt pushed her over her breaking point, and she has her eyes set on the three of you.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785531
>>12785487
Actually, they've been talking about the gender wage gap and Sweden the last hour. In fact, I only found about five sentences from 2-3 people the last entire hour.

If you don't like it that's fine, but no need to greatly exaggerate to such a degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785483
Full Skin of this gorgeous swimsuit when?
This summer I hope.

>>12785503
This. >>12785511

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785532
Fucking run

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785532
Grab Mimita and throw her at the Ryuu. Trip up Toriza to try to slow Himizu down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785540
This. Flaming mouse + water = steam explosion. Great as any smoke bomb for escaping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785532
This. >>12785540
Followed by this. >>12785537

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785532
toss the crown to toriza. get out of the way, swoop in on the aftermath. try riding himizu if necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following:
A band of adventurers does adventurer things as they do. One of them is a Dragon Girl. They get a few big scores, store them in the Dragon Girl's hoard and get back to adventuring for the sheer fun of it.
One by one they start finding love, and retiring from adventuring, moving into the Dragon Girl's valley to be farmers and family men.
Then, one day, the original band, down to the Dragon, are sending off their kids to do the same.

Isn't that nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785550
2cute5me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785534

Hey I was agreeing with you

[Anonymous No.]

Good news, everyone: You now have a cute fluffy wife!
Shocking truth: she's a kumiho!
More good news: she's happy with livers from other animals than humans! Can you prepare liver in enough different ways to keep her well fed and happy? Can you keep your own palette entertained if your meals are all the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785556
Could I just skin her and keep the tails without the kumiho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785556
How does she feel about Pig Liver Patte on baked veggie crackers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785560
Are you really willing to risk being alone for the rest of your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785560
You can try, but eating your liver IS always an option. And she'd be good at it.

>>12785562
I hear water. Either she's drooling or you just made her wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785564
>Either she's drooling or you just made her wet
Why not both? I'm pretty sure P'Orcs do that all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785550
Can I marry the dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785563
Are livers some kind of medical necessity to a kumiho? Or is it more of an addiction?

First I'd need to get to know her. Is she easy to live with? Do we share any similar hobbies and interests?

That sort of thing. Then tail touching. If we're compatible I'd be willing to to help her out with the liver thing, but a relationship is about compromise. Sometimes we'd have different meals and I wouldn't always be cooking.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785532

Well, it's all or nothing now. And a free for all. Whatever quip you want to use, it doesn't matter. You quickly pick up Mimita, producing a squeak, and throw her at Himizu with some help from your own magic. The mouse is splashed away with a strong wave of water, Himizu rushing towards you and Toriza as you two make for the obstacle course with a tidal wave following you.
You use your focus to keep sight behind you without turning to look, the wave catching up fast. You see only one option and trip up Toriza to try and slow Himizu down, the jinko falling backwards and trying to grab anything to stop her fall.
She pulls Himizu's robe down again when her paws grab onto them, the already angry ryu roaring again and starting to spin the water she is carrying into a tornado as it keeps following you. Toriza is spat out in front of you, out cold again as you rush up the path towards the obstacle course.
You manage to keep ahead of the water twister as it chases you, flowing past trees and nipping at your heels while throwing things in front of you to dodge. Your adrenaline is pumping as you rush to the fake gate, Sen already running to the side with everyone else to avoid getting soaked. You rush through the gate and let out a triumphant roar, reaching for the crown on your head.
The crown isn't there.
Well, shit.
You get slammed with literal tonnes of water in your moment of 'victory', everything going black as it knocks you out from the force of it.

(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785564
>Either she's drooling or you just made her wet.
Victory.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785573

You wake up with a gasp, the feeling of hunger from missing two meals and the light of the lowering sun greeting your senses. You hear the sounds of Sen and others talking nearby, and as you look around you see you are half buried in mud from the torrent of water that hit you.
"Oh, are you awake Anon? Game isn't over, get back out there!" Sen calls over to you.
There surely isn't much time left, and it takes a lot of effort to get yourself out of the muddy ground to stand up. Looks like you'll need to find whoever has the crown, though it's probably Himizu. You have less than an hour, if the sun's position is any indication.

Whatdo master anon?

>>12785569
I wrote it as a bit of both, with instincts taking over with severe deprivation from the source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785575
Find out who has the crown. Hell, find out where the heck everyone is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785569
>Are livers some kind of medical necessity to a kumiho? Or is it more of an addiction?
It kind of depends on what kind of character/story you want. If they don't physically NEED the liver you kind of expect them to at least learn to deal without human livers, otherwise they're killing people because they're cunts. Yeah, addiction is a powerful thing, but with something as willful and long-lived as that it wouldn't be hard for the reader to lose empathy.

On that note though, did Korean kumiho actually need liver? I swear I heard of stories where people marry them/ they get over the urge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785575
When did we lose the crown, I wonder? this: >>12785580

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785575
Let's track a Ryu?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785575

You're not about to call it quits, so you head on down the hill back towards the temple with the mud still all over you. As you approach you notice it's oddly quiet as you enter the halls, no random students moving about. As to move about the halls, you hear the faintest noise and a far off dragging noise that you're sure is scales on wood.
Before you can track it down, you feel someone grab your hand and tug it. Looking up, you see Toriza looking at you with worry, a new dress, and a bit of fear.
"Get inside. Hide." She urges you, whispering as the dragging noise gets closer. You oblige her and move inside, door closing afterwards. Looking around the random room, you see a few students taking cover in the other corner.
"What's going on?" You ask, Toriza pulling you in close protectively.
"Himizu's mad. Not calming down. Toss anyone she sees." Toriza explains.
Well, that can't be good. You stay quiet as you hear the scales dragging by in the hall outside, Toriza holding you extra tight as she listens to it with care. When it stops for a moment everyone freezes up, but after it picks up after they calm down. After a minute they let out a sigh of relief, the hold on you loosening.
"Never seen her angry before. Don't know how to calm." Toriza explains, frowning down at you. Seems Himizu has quite the temper, if it's flared enough.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785598
Did this just become a Horror Movie?

I never noticed before, but horror clichés like "Hearing the murderer, and getting ultra-scared when the sounds stop" work rather well for MGs. I like it.

Could we use Serene Ryu to try and calm her down? It's in the name after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785598
Does she have the crown? Is her rage animalistic, or that of a frustrated teenager? is she insufficiently "serene" to use her power? (apparently not?) Try knocking the crown off her head from afar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785602
That could be a good idea. Use telepathy to calm her down. Use her mom's voice or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785602
She's probably pissed off that everyone left Mastah Anon for dead.

Seriously, what kind of dicks leaves you knocked out unconscious outside for at least 8 consecutive hours? Especially next to a warzone. Anon should be pissed too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785610
Using her mom's voice would probably make it worse once she knows it's you. Strongly against this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785598
Crap. If it's warlord magic, we may have to give her an injection of vitamin D to cure her. And not even being funny here. If she's already reached the losing-control stage, she's pretty close to breaking, I'd think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785613
Well she would understand because it was to stop her from rampaging and hurting innocent bystanders. And it's not like you would speak bad things to her. Maybe try to make her remember some of her past when she was still being taken care of as a little ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785568
If you can get her to fall for you. How would you go about seducing her?

[Anonymous No.]

Is playing on the swing-set a religious experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785626
I have no damn idea.

Especially since as far as Adventuring Parties go, I'm always the mage guy. Grand romantic gestures? Cook her favorite meals when given the opportunity, organize her growing hoard to maximize her comfort, offer to wax her scales, moisturize her wings and massage her shoulders? Fuck if I know...

Does ANYONE in this thread have the slightest hinting of how to seduce someone, besides the most stereotypical appeals to a particular MGs general species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785639
>mage guy
Simple. You enchant yourself with random enchantments every time she talks to you, and when she asks you why you do that, you reply
>Because you're so enchanting!
She'll kiss you just to shut you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785626
I'd confess to her right away, and then promise to become stronger, smarter, and a man fit for the best. The important thing is to always try your best and to not give up. That way you will be able to charm her even if you are still weak. Watching countless anime and eating mangos has taught me this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785645
I'll admit it, I cringed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785646
>eating mangos
Mango is only fit for ice cream.
>>12785650
Did you expect the mage to have social skills?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785598

You're curious why Himizu didn't see you with her sight, focusing your own and seeing what is going on were she went to. The ryu is moving along slowly through the hall, Mimita wide eyes and staying quiet as she is being dragged along by her collar as she doesn't dare to try to escape. The ryu is holding the crown in her other claw, hand shaking as she stares straight ahead while moving with her anger filled face.
"I need to follow her to keep in range, try to talk her down." You whisper to Toriza, the jinko nodding and letting you go so you can creep out and begin to follow Himizu. You gather your thoughts and speak softly nearby her, trying not to startle her.
"Himizu, what are you doing?"
She stops and looks up, scanning her surroundings with her eyes to try to find you. It seems to irritate her that she can't.
"Why are you attacking people?" You ask, Himizu actually responding this time.
"They're all so indecent... thinking I don't know... but then they try to make me indecent too! And taking things lightly!" Himizu fumes, starting to move around to check rooms to look for you. "They need to be punished! You need to be punished!"
"You're over-reacting Himizu, you need to calm down."
"I'M PERFECTLY CALM!!" Himizu yells, taking some deep breaths as she glares around her. "Where are you anon?!"
"I'll come out when you're cal-"
"COME OUT HERE!!" Himizu yells, the less sturdy walls and doors shaking a bit as she does so. It may be a good idea to do as she says.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785645
>Resorting to bad puns for pick-up lines.
I'm a mage not a cheesy 90s teen film dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785652
What about frozen yogurt? I find mangos give it good flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785656
I'm scared. And also rather scared for Mimita too.

Best to go out to meet her, try to send calming thoughts to her mentally all the while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785656
Come out slowly and then sit down on our knees, be nonthreatening.
>>12785659
You are what you are, don't be ashamed of it.
>>12785660
Further studies required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785656
Verbally agree to her and slowly step into the front of her sight. Accept whatever violence she throws at you. It seems the only way is for you to take the fall, again, and have her realize the damage she has done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785659
>not using bad puns as pick-up lines
That's why you're a Wizard, and Charon gets laid every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785656
>telling an angry person to calm down
everyone with half a brain know that saying "calm down" is an incitement to rage.
Ask, very calmly, "if I come out, do you plan to hurt me?" also ask if she plans to hurt mimita, and if not, then why is she holding onto miimita and why does mimi look so scared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785670
>Mimi
If further intimacy ever occurs this name should be used.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a shame people need to sleep, otherwise it wouldn't be so ded at night right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785680
It's a shame most of 4chin is americunts or it wouldn't be so ded at night right now.

But I'm working on finals only pausing to fap to my own story because nobody likes my fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785696
Wanna talk about it? No Alp, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785696
>finals
Don't remind me. I'm suffering enough as it is already and losing sleep like a dormouse who lost her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785674
well, mimita already called himizu "himi"
>>12785670
make sure that only himizu can hear this dialogue

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785656

"If I come out, are you going to hurt me?" You as calmly.
"No! Maybe!" She responds, thought a bit calmer.
"What about Mimita?" You ask next, "Why are you holding onto her?"
"Because she was... just... I won't hurt her, come out!" She calls, letting Mimita go. The rat scurries to a corner and hides behind it, peeking out from behind. With Mimita out of danger, you hold your hands up and step out in the open. You kneel down, and put your hands down to wait whatever Himizu has in store.
She moves over slowly, taking deep breaths as she looks down at you and frowns.
"I know that you were the one that caused my robe to keep coming down! A-and you made their clothes burn away! All sorts of perverted things, all over the place!" She yells down at you, not letting you get a word in edgewise. "Every since you got here! And even after all of that, after you say you need time to 'think' you keep going!!"
She takes a few moments to organize her thoughts, breathing deep and clenching her claws. Then, tears start to form on her face.
"Why can't you just d-decide on someone?! Why do you need to keep teasing us like this?! Do you know how c-confusing it is for me?! I don't have any experience with any of this! I don't even know if you want me! Y-you haven't even used the request you have to ask of m-me! Do you know how much that h-hurts as a ryu?! Someone not wanting to make use of m-my gifts?!" She asks, still sounding angry but mostly frustrated.
"W-why are you such an idiot?..."

Whatdo master anon?

Sorry if I'm laying it on thick, doing this on the fly. Wasn't planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785709
I can't help it... I just can't think straight when I'm around you... the three of you just make my mind go blank!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785709
Well, probably best to lay things out clearly, right?

It's hard not to be an indecisive idiot when you've three beautiful young girls fawning after you, wanting to marry you. And it's equally hard to not want to see them in pervy situations.

And as for her request, the truth of that is that when you've a favor to gain from someone as great and powerful as a Ryu, it's hard to make a decision on that too. We could tell her that we thought about asking her to cook something for us, perhaps with Mimita's help, at least once, but felt that it would be demeaning to someone of her position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785709
urgh. it hurt because it's true. can anyone besides the two of us hear this conversation?
>why do you keep teasing us?
because there's a whole bunch of voices in his head telling him to do shit. but what can we actually say?
not this pls >>12785721

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785725
>not this pls
What is it with you people and not wanting to be as cheesy as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785709
Tell her the truth. The real truth. You're a filthy pervert who wants to get all three girls. More if you could help it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm this guy >>12785725
say this >>12785724 to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785709
Probably just playing straight and talking about our perspective is the right thing to do, like the other anons have said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785709
Maybe about the prophecy, and how you don't want to make the wrong decision which so much is on the line (defeating the warlord, freedom of the entire region). Also sheepishly admit you're inexperienced about love too, which makes it even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't we already say and explain to the 3 girls that we couldn't make a decision earlier because they were all wonderful lovely? Something along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never cuddle up with your lamia waifu in a giant santa-hat made to slip over her tail.

Damn that'd be cozy...

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785709

You wait for a few moments to make sure that Himizu is done speaking, keeping your voice as calm as you can as you speak up to the crying ryu as she waits for answers.
"It's hard not to be an indecisive idiot. There are three equally wonderful, beautiful girls fawning over me. Wanting to marry me." You admit. You consider mentioning the prophecy, but something tells you it wouldn't help you much.
"I'm a man, I can't help but want to see you three in those sorts of situations. And I'm... inexperienced myself, I'm bound to fumble a lot."
Himizu seems to be calming down, wiping the tears from her face as she lowers herself down a bit as her anger disappears a bit. At least on the surface.
"It's also hard to make a decision when you've got a request to make from a powerful ryu. I considered asking you to make me a meal, with some help, but I didn't want to demean your status." You admit next, getting a light bop to the head.
"W-who said a ryu couldn't do cooking? You idiot..." Himizu sniffles, searching around for a cloth to blow her nose on but not finding any. "I'll do that i-if that's what you want. You a-already made me cry, nobody is going to think less of you than th-they do now."

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785765
Wipe away her tears and tell her some curry would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785765
>Nobody is going to think less of you than they do now.

Well, that's hurtful.

Say that you're glad she's calmed down, and that you'd like to have her try, and that Mimita would be glad to help her if she needs it.

The pat her head, grab the crown from her hand, and fucking run away fast as you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785765
Hug and then thank her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785771
Forget the crown!

Plus she deserves a treat after all the stress she's gone through. Not just with you, but with the whole curse thing, too.

And plus, she's the least likely to rape you if she wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785765
hug her, thank her, ask what she's able to make, then >>12785771

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785775
>Implying we wouldn't pick her after time is up, just to make her day even more by choosing her for the night alone ourselves.

I've been pushing for Mimita, and this is what I think we should do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785780
No anon! As a man, it is our duty to make everyone happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785780
I want to see this the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785765
>>12785771
She set herself up for that one. Go for the crown!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785780
>spoiler

But just yanking it like that might make it seem like everything we just said was a lie. And send her into an even greater rage than before.

At least tell her you'll choose her before taking the crown so she won't go mad again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785781
Yes, it is. Which is why this is the path we should take.

Rat has had plenty of attention.
Tiger has gotten her make-over and more.
It's time that the Dragon got a bit of time alone too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785787
E-even if you say it like that...
Fine. I'm seconding this. Give the Ryu a treat.

[Anonymous No.]

So, how many anons here will go to C91 aka. Winter Comiket 2016, which current estimates place as the event where KC will be selling the MGE-2?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, hear me out: Monster Girl Psychiatrists.

I just want someone who'd be nice and heal me with tender loving femdom and other psychiatric stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785786
this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785793
You want some cake for Christmas then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785792
>going outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785793
There was that one story with the lamia masseuse who was contracted by a guy's actual psychiatrist to help him with his claustrophobia

Snake people like breathplay, hope you do too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785796
>dem boots
Must lick. But why?
>>12785801
I went outside a while ago. It was raining and I got wet. Wouldn't recommend it.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12785765

You wipe away her tears as you stand up, before giving her a tight hug and patting her back. She gives you a hug back as you speak to her.
"I'm glad you've calmed down. What do you know how to cook?" You ask, Himizu holding onto you tight as she thinks.
"J-just some normal stuff. Mom made a lot and I watched her a bit." She answers. "You're still muddy..."
"Sorry. And some curry would be lovely. Thanks." You smile, waiting for Himizu to end the mutual hug.
After a few minutes she eventually lets go, letting you pull back. Before you can say anything she hands you the crown, sniffling some more while pushing it into your hand.
"J-just go and choose already, idiot."
You nod and stand up taking the crown with you as you walk away from Himizu. She turns and starts to head in the direction of her room, ignoring Mimita when she passes her.
You head up to the obstacle course, arriving just before time is up with the prize. Sen seems to sense the serious tone, frowning a bit before declaring you the winner, standing up to head back to her room. She pauses, looking at you with a raised brow.
"So, who do you pick?" She asks.
"Himizu." You answer, leaving it at that as you head off to get the mud washed off of you.

Going to leave it here for tonight, next round will be tomorrow night.
Gives us more private ryu bonding time.
Even if nothing lewd happens.
But that's up to you guys.
See you all tomorrow night!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it immoral to exploit your waifu's weaknesses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785816
Night nyanon! see you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785816
Well, that was somber.

'Nother fun night, looking forward to the next.
Hopefully the other girls will understand the decision made for this contest. Night Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785816
>tomorrow night!
Fuck, I'll be in the fucking countryside, without internets and computers and shit.
Oh well. Hope the curry turns out good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785341
I do agree with you, cultured brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785818
for god or for bad ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785826
At all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785818
Not if it's only to tease them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785829
you know teasing is a way of showing affection ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785834
Which is why it's not immoral to tease them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785834
Not that anon, but that's what he said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785837
dammed I'm a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785841
>dammed
Building dams is fun, and that is why beavers are the best! Also because you can make ice cream out of their butts!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you give up your liver for a night of wild passion with a kumiho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785848
>Can I have your liver then?
Listen to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785848
>New Ahri skin announced.
>Some edgy black/red palette called "Dauntless".
Looks nice, but this timing has once more killed my hopes of a Swimsuit Ahri Skin. Maybe Summer 2016...

[Anonymous No.]

>All this Kumiho talk
What happened to increase interest? Just flavor of the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785878

It's mostly the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're fine with giving your livers to Kumihos, would it be too much to ask for your hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785892
...brains maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785862
But Ahri is lewd, not edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785892
>>12785914
I don't like where this is going.
At least there isn't some monster girl after my lungs, right?
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785935
I can't imagine one, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785914
I really enjoyed that story about a guy taking care of a zombie until she transforms into a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785945
Say what? Where is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785892
No. She's not fluffy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785966
B-but without your hearts, the Sun won't rise! We'll all get raped by Grapesnakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785914

>You'll never come accross a lone wandering zombie girl one night while hurrying home late
>You'll never freeze in complete fear upon seeing her, being so scared that your legs lock up and refuse to move
>She'll never notice you staring at her from afar, turn around and limp her way straight to you
>She'll never stop right in front of you, merely inches away from your person, and quietly stare back into your eyes with her ever calm, stoic expression
>You'll never shut your eyes and accept your fate, certain that your brains will be her next meal, as she slowly stretches her arms out to you
>She'll never instead embrace you in an awkward hug, cutely wrapping her arms around your chest and arms and shoving her face into your chest
>"Waaaaarm~..."

>You'll never meet a lonely, misunderstood zombie girl that only wants someone to cuddle with and give her warmth

Would you give her a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785979
Hell yes. I love the dead... often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785959
I think he's talking about this one.

http://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785969
>We'll all get raped by Grapesnakes!
Just as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785992
Villain! You doomed us all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785992
Grapesnake rape ball when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785979
>listening to some somber and bittersweet piano track
>read this
>imagining zombie girl looking back up at me and smile slightly showing a bit of emotion over that usually stoic expression
>I want to protect that smile
>that vision just fades away into light and smoke in my mind
>whycan'twehavenicethings.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785999
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by turning the idea behind that greentext into full fledged story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786015

No fuck you. Go hug your Hellhound Onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786015
I have a final essay due in the next few hours and I've only written a page. I don't have time for this, even though I'm clearly wasting it. Do you want me to fail and never write things again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786020
>never write things again
Big deal, lot's of people have been weeded out anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786015
>the adventures of Apocalypse Anon and Zonbu-chan
>it all began that faithful day when Zonbu-chan appeared out of no where and attacked AAnon
>little did he know how many cuddles he would partake in thereafter
>but where did Zonbu-chan come from? Who is she really? Will AAnon get infected with the H-virus (Hug-virus)?
>find out on the next episode!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786036
Son of a bitch it's the same thing every episode!
I'm only watching for three more weeks, I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786039
>3 weeks later
>S2 WHEN?!
Didn't expect her to turn into a Wight too, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786040
No I did not, S2 can't come soon enough! Best anime!

captcha: oooplak certain
Eldritch monsters confirmed?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786053
We just abradacabrad something into existence? Truly we are gods.

[Anonymous No.]

No sexy Kumiho to cuddle with after hours of sex where you cum in her pussy, ass, and mouth multiple times.

She'll never quietly eviscerate you (using fluffy painkillers so you don't wake up) while you sleep, ending your life on the highest note it'll ever be at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786064
But I don't want to be dead. I want to be alive!
Or a cowboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786070
Oh geeze, I forgot that series existed and still read it in his voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786040
>>12785983
Is that good? I haven't read it yet but I have no problem with the zombie girl turning into a wight as long as the love stays the same.
>Wight and husbando anon get invited to fancy balls and all the works
>the process is kind of hassle and you have to do a bunch of paperwork just to fly all the way around the world to attend some ball and repeat the process ad infinitum
>anon is willing to do it for his Wightfu, but Wightfu can sense he doesn't really want to, and that he thinks that she really wants to go
>"You don't have to force yourself, Anon. I actually didn't want to go to those boorish congregations either. Our love is much more refined, and all I really want is to remain with you in our cozy little home. Who cares about high society when I've got it right here?"
>proceeds to commit the daily hug rituals with Anon like she had always been doing when she was a zombie girl
>"You know I was kind of worried a bit at first when I suddenly turned into a Wight that you might dislike my new form, but these doubts quickly faded away because I knew the kind of man you are."
>"You're my Anon, and I'll always be your zombie girl. I look forward to continuing to be under you care, Anon. I love you so much~ ♥ ♥♥ ♥♥♥"
>[HUGGING INTENSIFIES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786073
What series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786078
Red vs Blue.>>12786070 is a direct quote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786079
Shit I haven't watched that in years. I don't remember that quote at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786082
Caboose said it when Tucker blew up time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786086
Ah yes! I can hear it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785983
>have music on
>get 5 minutes in to this
>slayer - necrophiliac comes on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786088
Try watching the first few episodes, some of the characters are almost unrecognizable.
>Caboose was the only guy with a brain in his head in the Blue Team until his suit malfunctioned and he suffered actual brain damage
And you totally CAN pick up chicks in a tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786093
>Caboose was the only guy with a brain in his head in the Blue Team
No, he was always stupid, it's just he was naive more than dain bramage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786096
>he was always stupid
He seemed way more level headed than Church and Tucker did.
...until Donut stole the flag. But that was totally their fault and not his.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, since Red vs Blue was brought up...
How about two groups of Monster Girls playing capture the flag in a boxed canyon with no strategic value whatsoever?
How about in the Desert Region?
How about team Pharaoh vs team Grapesnake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786103

Brown vs. Purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786105
Sun vs Moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786106

Milk vs. Chocolate Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786111
>Hathor and Arachnotaur amuse themselves by pitting less bovine Monsters against one another
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786113

>No actual violence is involved, they're all armed with water guns loaded with milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786116
I think we're on to something here.

[Anonymous No.]

>You are cookanon and you just barely escaped the temple
>Fucking red full moon has set everyone in the temple off and now you're running from the shirohebi rape ball.
>It's a shame this al had to happen on such a beautiful ni- what was that sound
>You start running away from the sound of scales again, this time though you hear the sound again from the direction you started running in and have to dash off to the right.
>You hear them hissing and, oh god the hissing intensified.
>You make a mad dash for the waterfall, barely dodging Joesephine as she bursts out from it trying to grab you.
>you start climbing.
>Sadly you don't cllimb fast enough as you feel magic grab you and fling you to the ground, right into the waiting arms of...
>Wait who the fuck was this, they where purple and had a cobra's hood, and there where 6 of them.
>Oh christ it's the only the worse than a shirhebi rape ball; a fucking apophis rape ball.
>You struggle but their magic and tails begin to rip your clothes off before suddenly you wake up in Josephine's room with her arms and tail wrapped around you like some kind of teddy bear.
>You don't remember going to sleep in her room, but you decide to roll with it.
>After all it wouldn't do well to wake a slumbering Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784551
nigga that be an Umbreon cosplay, not a MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786169
But if you ravage it from behind, you can pretend it's an Anubutt slavedriver who you revolted against.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786171
Anubutts aren't slave drivers.

She might be a little insistent on pawrubs, but it'll be worth it after you blow your load in her ass three times in twenty minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786180
>aren't slave drivers
Hieroglyphic evidence shows otherwise.
>three stick figures with big dicks getting whipped by woman with fluffy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784855

>William Rogers
>Not being able to purify a Lilim and turn her into an Angel/Valkyrie

U wot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785892

Kukulkan/Quetzacoatl-chan pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786222
Stingy! Cheapskate! Skinflint!

[Anonymous No.]

Cu Culainn chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786257
What use are dogs in blue leotards to us?

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your monster girl daughteru was a frail sickly girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786264
Make sure she didn't stay cooped up in the house and built up her resistance through playing outside with boys and/or Wolf Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786257
Nice abomination desu ne~

[Anonymous No.]

What if Shirohebi stealing a succubutts lover because the succubutt doesn't treat him with any respect and the succubutt secretly gets off on having her man stolen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786264
Go into the human village, find the young man who has the best ratio of strength to kindness, and ask him very politely to marry my daughter and take care of her poor, frail heart.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I get Charon to let me stay on her boat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786257
Why would I want that when I can summon a pixie instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786284
Slav squat on the deck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786284
>>12786286
>squatter
Truly you are worthy of her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let yourself be charmed by Ahri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786304
No. Keep your waifu to yourself and I shall do so with mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786286
Squatting won't work unless you've got a adidas tracksuit and a driver's cap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786269
>You shoo her outside to play
>Hear shouting from outside 10 minutes later
>Your daughteru is on the ground, labored breathing and a 103 fever
worst dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786308
The cap is unnecessary; I've got a cheesy purple tracksuit my dad bought in the 80's so I can squat whenever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786308
I'd wear those at all times on that boat.

I'd fuck Charon's brains out wearing a tracksuit and cap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786310
>keep daughteru cooped up inside
>she dies without ever experiencing life
Everyone dies. But now everyone truly lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12784113
>Hot librarian
This. Didn't someone write short greentexts to this effect already? That was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785979
>fearing a lone, shambling variety zombie

Is this guy the biggest pussy in the universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785992
Only if she's like that delicious chocolate edit. I don't like purple apophis. There, I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786359
He's afraid of getting close to her. He's afraid of breaking her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786363
How depraved of you... you must be disciplined for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786367
If it's you, I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786364
>but anon, I don't have a heart to break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786264
Give her my spirit energy like a mana transfer in Fate/Stay I really care about her you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786367
>>12786371
S-so what's she going to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786367
200x more attractive

[Anonymous No.]

Is there even anybody on right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786398
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786398
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786398
Just us two maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786398
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786403
Speak for yourself.
Unless you are secretly me.

[Anonymous No.]

So let's say you get to move to MGC. You file the paperwork etc, get yourself a simple apartement for the time being.

How would you get by? financially that is. What kind of work in MGC would fit you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
Probably something any shmuck can do. Gas station, waiter, etc. I don't have any marketable skills that would matter there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
same work I do now, blue collar work, manufacturing, mechanic work, whatever. Go to school at the same time. dodge rapists until I find perfect Jinko waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
I don't think my current would get me anything but problems in MGC, be less stressful to just be a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
I'm a plumber by trade, I'll just keep installing dem pipes.
>all that extra heating reptiles need
Money in the bank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
I'm not gonna stop being a code monkey, no matter how monstrous the females are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
Find the nearest restaurant and work there. I could also work for the walmart equivalent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786419
>plumber
>get called in to lay some pipe
>get raped

Such is life in MGC.

>>12786420
>code monkey
>work for a big corporation
>end up in mad debt to the tanuki
Such is life in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786419
>keep installing dem pipes
Installing them into MG cougar pussies? Really, going into their houses with your ass hanging out is gonna end up in rape. You're begging for it, you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786416
Wait, what exactly do you do?

>>12786426
>code monkey getting in a debt.
How would a coder even get a debt? They get paid by the hour no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786429
>ass hanging out
Here in Finnish Elfland we dress warm and don't leave our asses hanging out. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786433
>a plumber without a visible asscrack
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786432
I teach High School.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786432
>How would a coder even get a debt? They get paid by the hour no?
You work in white-collar work. There is a tanuki involved. By default, you are going to end up in debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786432
Tanukis man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786437
Funny thing is, my coveralls DO have a tear in the crotch area, not even making this up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786439
Fucking Tanuki project managers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
Hope the nearest tattoo shop is hiring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786438
Just gotta get married to your waifu asap. Then it would work out quite well i'm sure. Alternatively, hang around paladins and learn some tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786442
As I said, you're asking for it. Do you think any older ara ara monster would believe it's not for easy access?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786451
It's not like they'll find anything in there anyway...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
Working in a museum , or as a historian/folklorist. failing that, I can get a job as a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786456
They might keep you around as a quaint amusement, pretending to actually care in human history before molesting you in a back room.
>>12786450
Once you know how to SMITE EVIL things get a lot easier.

Shame you gotta praise the chief god 24/7 to keep it.

>>12786446
Oh, did I forget to mention that once you're in debt she's gonna keep deepening it until you have no choice but to do whatever she says? Enjoy being a crackwhore on the side of the road for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786450
Do monsters stop teasing you when you're married? You can have normal, non lewd conversations with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786456
>folklorist
Enjoy fucking all those GMILF's to get informants
>Sure kid, I'll tell you a story about the old times. In fact, I'll tell one each time you cum in me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
Butler Café, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786461
>Enjoy being a crackwhore
Oh, don't be so dramatic. Chances are, they'll probably set me up with a maid the day I move in. Which would hopefully mean any Tanuki would be less interested in me.

Either that or I'll get myself that Dragon waifu I always wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786304
What so she can do 20% more damage to me?! Fuck no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786463
Yes, once you get yourself a cute MG gf/wife other monsters will smell that you are taken and generally bother you far less.

Afcoarse there's some exceptions, but you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786469
Tanuki just like watching people suffer.

Also, you, a dragon? Dream on. There aren't that many of them and they tend to dream a bit bigger than a programmer somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786473
Illias, you are so cute, I want to like you. But you're an evil genocidal bitch so I guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786480
What kind of men DO Dragons want?
>>12786481
You know, she only became an evil genocidal bitch because she was alone and unloved for billions of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786461
>>12786446
>>12786439
Don't be so negative. While in debt, a Tanuki wants to see a MG thriving world around her. Odds are that she will simply force you to go out with various MGs. That is assuming she personally has no interrest in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786480
>MG caring about the job her guy has.
Not sure if serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786488
Dragons do. Sorry to spoil your dreams, anon.
>>12786485
Probably either someone incredibly wealthy or someone very powerful. They need to add to the dragon's hoard to fill their neverending greed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786363
> I don't like purple apophis
This is some heretic shit.

>>12786410
Policeman or soldier if there's a quarter in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786466
You mean like old Liches, dragons and kitsunes? That don't be so bad unless I'm married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786492
>Have great income.
>Lift regularly.
And your point is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786497
Exactly. Like this one.
http://exhentai.org/g/653175/cf1cce770d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786474
>remember there are monsters with libido so high and ferocious temperaments
>more so when they're in their teens
>have to deal with students pressing their boobs on your back, caresses, and always be aware of where you are for fear of being alone
>but you should be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786496
>policeman or soldier.

I don't think that would be a very good idea in MGC anon. Humans just aren't strong and agile enough to match MGs.

I can already imagine how a MG would just rape police-anon instead once you respond to some 911 call from a some shota getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786501
>Step 1: Be unattractive
>Step 2: Don't be attractive

..Wait, that only works for human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786505
Guns, m8. The great equalizer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786501
can always learn magic anon. But hey, see it on the bright side, if you aren't married yet as a teacher on a MG highschool you'll get plenty of qt MG to choose from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786505
>call 911
>rape the cops when they come
Excellent plan. It's like a stripper hotline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786507
You could always be an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786513
Guns wont save you against a manticore who sees you first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786505
But that's the type of job I like, anon. What do you want me to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786516
Well, I got that covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786514
But, isn't against the law for a teacher to have sex with this students in MGC? I've been getting an ulcer over nothing!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786525
>against the law
Anon, that's what sex-ed is all about! Sounds like YOU need a refresher course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786521
>Get custom handgun, uniform and helmet
>Get super strong
>Call yourself 'THE LAW'

Why do I even have to explain this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786521
Could always start some self defence classes or some gym for human males so they can get better at avoiding getting raped every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
Accounting. As an added benefit I could move to an undead neighborhood and perfectly blend in with all the zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786535
>accounting
Headhunted by a tanuki.

Surprisingly, not for sex for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786535
Could even get yourself a zombie waifu for a perfect undead disguise. Then after years your now wight waifu can get you one of those mushrooms and finish the transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786367
Delicious Brown>>>> Tasteless Grape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786539
>one of those mushrooms
I'm afraid I'm missing something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
Why has no one said 'Hero' yet? Where are your shounen roots guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786552
Sorry, all my shounen is being depleted by the One Piece thread. That fucking giant in the newest chapter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786548
Undead Grey Lamentation Mushroom

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Grey_Lamentation_Mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786558
That sounds handy if one already has an immortal undead waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786571
I'm fairly sure that's the entire point of those things existing. Better hope that the waifu in question is rich/has allot of power. They are very rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786556
I suppose the citizens of MGC have to suffer a while longer then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
I'd work in the hospital sterilizing surgical instruments and the like.

Would probably pay pretty well in MGC considering the restraints. MGs would probably take a liking to men in scrubs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786577
They have Wyverns there, don't they? And Anondalf. They'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786577
Heroes are all well and good, but you have to pay the bills somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786585
>what is the hero association
Do you even read OPM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786589
Or that other one with the frog girl, whatever that one is called.

Point is, you gonna get paid son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786593
>frog girl
My Hero Academia. Her name is Asui.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786598
Right, I should probably go read that sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786602
Maybe, but mostly for her though. It's not anything special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786604
Good thing I always keep my expectations low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786598
I still prefer the other frog girl.
Even if she is accompanied with a shit Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786617
>Shit Lamia

You disappoint me anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786621
The proactive dating is strong in this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786621
I want Hands on My Lamia, so she can hold out daughteru up to my face for kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786621
>>12786631

To be fair, no arms is a naga, not a lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786640
And now I know.
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786643
G.I. JOEEEE~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786647
>That one useless Yeti member of G.I. Joe called 'Snow Job' whose thing was arctic combat.

Still, MG GI Joe was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786621
Man that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Durin's Bane, /mgt/?

the dwarves dug too greedily and too deep, and unleashed a whore-or of shadow and flame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786683
Ehh, why not. I don't like their history of abomination bullying though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786683
>whore-or
Is this sloppy seconds with a black sclera girl? Yes please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786688
What is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786410
Either Tech Support or Network Admin.

Already do that work and it pays a decent living wage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786683
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786683
Well if it wasn't for her showing up. The rest of the fellowship would have been raped by thousands of Goblin girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786688
She's been sealed in the darkness and the deeps for ten thousand years. She hasn't had time to get laid.

Black sclera is a check though. Hope you're okay with demonic fire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785979

>"Aren't you going to eat my brains or something?"
>She looks up at you, frowns, shakes her head and hugs you a little tighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786711
>"I could eat some jerky if you had any..."
Do you have any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786683
I am just an innocent traveler lost in an old dwarven hold.

Its not like shes any worse than the goblin horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786700
But she fucks up all the dwarves, right? She's gonna be drpping with it by the time she gets to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786715
The Goblin horde will poke your butt with sharpened sticks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785979
>You will never trip an fall
>You will never yell for the others to keep going
>You will never be buried in a pile of Zombie Girls
>You will never become the center for a massive Undead cuddle pile.
>"Warm~" "Waaarm~" "Waarm~" "Warm..~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786718
Goblins got the dwarves, mostly. The goblins finished unearthing her and she repaid them in fire.

also aren't dwarves female in MGE or something stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786711
>>12785979
I'll love her till wight and then keep loving her some more. For aslong as she wants to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786725
Goblin cum, dwarf cum, it's all the same to me as long as she's filled with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786725
>MGE
Who gives a fuck? Balrog is Tolkien.
...I'd be more concerned with what Gandalf told them about his survival.
>Beneath the deepest dwelling of the Dwarves, the Earth is gnawed on by nameless things, but I will not speak of them to darken the light of day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786720
Adorable and terrifying

>>12786725
Dwarves have males (For now) and females, they are lolis.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dwarf

>>12786719
Thta's why I got lost, I was running from them.

I am now imagining the fellowship running from the horde to benny hill

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786735
>lolis
What a crock of shit. Why does japan have such terrible taste when they could be delicious meaty shortstacks?

>>12786734
Well, a few eldritch-horror girls could be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Sean Bean getting raped to death by Uruk-Hai Girls when

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786749

You talkin shit, bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786752
>these are no rabble of mindless P'Orcs, these are Uruk-Hai. Their bosoms are thick and their asses broad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786757
Yes. Dwarves should not be lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786749
>delicious meaty shortstacks
Those aren't any fun to rape, anon. Just imagine trying to ravage her fragile, tight holes only to find that your slaps just bounce back from her soft buttocks and she slides around on top of her massive breasts and thighs instead of being painfully squished against the hard floor by your weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786761
The war of the ring is now a giant hunt to find sauron's lost wedding ring.

The hobbits are shota's

>>12786767
I am ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786713

Nope. Better make a trip to the grocery store or something.

>Get her the Jerky
>She eats with a ferocity which makes you imagine her eating the flesh off of a human
>She stops and notices your rather uncomfortable countenance
>Things get a bit awkward after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786767
A man likes a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786683
Be careful. I hear she's really into whips and chains...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786768
>It is hard to believe one so young could endure so much pleasure... and he did, Anondalf. He did!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786774
Why didn't they just have the harpies fly them to Mordor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786777
Yeah, one of us might have been raped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786777
fuck off Frodo, Anondalf tried to warn the party

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786780
If they had listened to Anondalf, they'd have ended up snowed in and cuddling Yetis and Yuki-Onnas on that damned mountain.
...oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786779
Gollum is now an Oomukade

>>12786783
Anondalf is truly a wise wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786768
>I am ok with this.
Oh? Are you also okay with the way your dick just disappears into her bust? You know it's somewhere in there and you can definitely feel it, but it's just gone. Invisible. No trace of it until you cum and white gloop lazily flows out of her crack and onto her neck. And hot dogging? Oh, boy, it's the same fucking thing. You just hump her big, meaty buttock without a clue where your dick is, until suddenly a spurt of cum shoots out and lands on her lower back. That's gross, man. I bet she'd be a lewd motherfucker too, just handing out sloppy deepthroats like a succubutt. Are you fine with that? Your face sandwiched between her thunder thighs as you ram your member balls deep into her mouth, you balls slapping her nose again and again until you shoot your hot load all the way into her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786794
Is there a problem here? I don't see any issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786794
You're good at this. Are you a writefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786794
stop this anon I can't masturbate right now I've got a job interview to go to
could you possibly continue in like 2 hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786794
A thousand times yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786783

True, then Aragorn wouldn't have gotten a Tsundere ghost harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786794
This is why I love your work, Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786813
>I-it's not like I like you, I'm damned to serve you for all eternity, baka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786813
He couldn't tap any of them anyway since he had that childhood marriage promise to the Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786796
You could knead her tits like dough while you doggy style her. Disgusting. They'd just hang there, bouncing around and clapping into each other. I loathe to imagine the cacophony of slapping sounds from her tits swinging, her thighs undulating from every thrust of your hips, and the most disgusting sound of all, your hips striking her fat butt over and over again.

You're sick as all hell. I can almost see you hugging her from behind like a dog humping a bitch, your arms wrapped around her thick waist and your tongue hanging out, touching her upper back. I bet you wouldn't even bother to wear a rubber, so you'd end up with her lying on her tummy on the bed, panting and leaking cum onto the sheets. I bet you'd even masturbate just watching her puffy vulva glooping with cum between her big, splayed thighs.


>>12786797
Yes.
>>12786814
Not that one though.
>>12786805
Sorry, I gotta sleep pretty soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786819
She get's him on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays with Shared Sundays

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786819
Fucking elves, always ruining everything.

Why are elves so worst?

[Anonymous No.]

>Uruk-Hai monster girl
Now I'm interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786821
>Yes
Who? You've proven yourself with this stuff, I must know!
I'll Alp for you...
>>12786825
Because they were created first, and were therefore botched up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786825
But anon, Feanor was the most based character Tolkien ever wrote!
Turin comes in second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786821
Welp, now I have to go to work with this in my head.

>>12786826
Boromir has to leave the fellowship to take responsibility for the Uruk-Hai he laid to save Merry and Pippin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786827
http://pastebin.com/u/harblador
All the stories feature thin girls. You might like Komodo-oneechan, though?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll just admit in advance that this is bait.

Would you a Alp Daughteru? As in an Incubi Son who got a crush on daddy and went Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think normal sports would be a thing in MGC? if it's based in Detroit, do you think all of their pro teams would switch from normal to MG rules? or would there be separate teams for every sport?
>tfw you will never take your MG waifu to see your favorite team/sport therefore making her into a lifelong fan as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786833
Ah, jolly good.
>>12786836
No daughteru dicking! And I have no son!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786836
That's wicked depraved. I probs would just for the sinful kicks. I'd fuck her silly and then toss her out of the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786836
Do not dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786836
I Guess I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785638
No but watching her would be.
For me, anyways.
>Sweater
open-chest swater fish tits when?!

[Anonymous No.]

>You are being shook awake by Raquel, "Get up, hurry up and wake up we need you to start cooking now!"
"Ugh, what what?"
>"Wake up we need you to prepare a meal."
"You can fucking cook so why don't you do it?"
>"Because the Pharaoh demanded you."
"What? There's no Pharaoh in this region."
>"Well there's one here with a minor entourage and she's demanding you cook for her."
"Fine, fucking fine."
>You drag yourself out of bed and throw on a shirt, rushing to the kitchen where Raquel is already prepping.
"You're helping?"
>"There's her, an anubis, an apophis, and 3 slaves, that and the food for everyone else means you're going to need some help; and it's not like I don't know how to cook."
"Not complaining I'm just surprised."
>The rest of the meal preparation went in silence, the two of you working together in an almost magical display of experience and craftsmanship.
>Before either of you know it the food is made and you bboth begin to bring it out, of course as soon as you do the pharaoh orders you both back into the kitchen so you can direct her slaves with how it should be handled.
>Once everything is finished you both go to take your normal places next to Josephine you are stunned to find that a pair of younger shirohebi are sitting in your seats, they both look up at you apologetically, "She demanded the cooks sit next to her."
>Sighing you both silently join the new comer at the other end of the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785844
This is the best thing less has ever done
but It has been cursed to never colored

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786103
>the wurm that simply runs across to the enemy base

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786826
>Hunt them down. Do not stop until they are found. You do not know restraint, you do not know contraceptives. You will taste man-flesh! *winks*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786866
>Christopher Lee would still be Saruman
I can imagine him doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

I just got back from work after 14 hours of manual labor. How do you feel about some Monster Kindergarten sans the Shirohebi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786864

>Wurm runs accross the entire map
>Takes a flag
>Runs all the way back, miraculously dodging everything sent her way with a dumb, naive, childish smile on her face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f94Z--PJdc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786866
This is the exact context my mind goes to whenever I hear that line anyway.

I mean really. "Man-Flesh". What other way were we supposed to take that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786882
It'd be even better if it went down like in the show.
>I just asked them for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786881
But people didn't dislike the Shirohebi. We don't dislike any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786881
>sans the Shirohebi?
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786830
Wait, how fat is this girl again? Fat enough for a hard navelfuck? You know, one where you ram your cock into her tummy like a fucking onahole as she squeals and yelps in pain, surprise and a sort of self-disgusted arousal? One that ends with a pool of cum on her belly and a big bruise in her belly button the next day? 'Cause that would be kinda hot, particularly if you were to sneakily poke it in public during the day, causing her to yelp and blush every time. You know, both from the pain and from remembering what you did to her. That night you could finger her belly button while you doggy style her big fat ass that barely lets you fit your head inside her ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786881
The shirohebi was fine. It was smashing her stuff for no reason that was not.


Actually knowing me as a kid i'd probably hang out with her anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786881
>sans the Shirohebi?
Why? She was the best. I'm gonna marry her once we grow up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786889
I intended her to be the generic rich kids trying to show off everything she gets, only to have something comically unfortunate happen afterwards.
But then you guys had to go all "White Knight this" and "Projecting" that, and I lost all interest. You could have become friends with her, but know she's going to end up like Yukihime, Are you happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786905
>comically unfortunate
There's nothing comically unfortunate about malice. CC Echinda raised us to be better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786905
Why are you so butthurt people didn't want to break an eight year old's 3ds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786912
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people like snakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786367
Apophis will always look bizarre with white sclera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786915
I don't see how "no" could answer the question "why".

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12784113

Going to bump this questionnaire for the Type 2 Kikimora's design one time only, just so I can get a bit more input.

Also looking for any suggestions and not just votes, so chip in if you have any ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786915
Sounding pretty booty-bothered there.

Now, let's get back to arguing with a tiny white snake about what generation of pokemon is best.


what would pokemon look like in a monstergirl universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786922
The answer is still hot librarian. Make sure her glasses are those semi-circle types.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you look back over what you've been writing and realize it's god awful shit.

Writefagging is hard, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786922
Hot librarian, brah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786918
Which is what people always complain about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786934
You can always quit. It's not so bad. There'll be slightly more free time in your life, and people won't bully you as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786925
I'm not, so please don't make such accusations.


Like a raping simulator or H-game?

>>12786934
No shit, Sherlock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786922
Hot librarian, give her medium breasts, glasses and a dress like you'd see in Emma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786942
Emma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786934
Everything posted here is "bad" if you take the writing seriously.

As long is it succeeds in being fantasy fuel it's ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786943
A manga by the author of Otoyomegatari. Go read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786943

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, what if a lilim discovers an abandoned baby boy, takes him in and in the process of raising him develops a slightly yandere jocasta complex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786955
When I was in elementary school, she became my first waifu. Is that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

because monorus won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786969
This makes my dick happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786973
At least you remember. I sure as hell don't remember my first waifu.

I wonder if she's crying somewhere...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786977
Thank you. What a go-getter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786969
I approve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786969
>yandere

nah.

why can't she just be a nurturing ara ara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786895
Dammit anon.
I can only get so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786973
Good taste, kiddo.
Mine was Ryoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786989
Have a nice interview, anon~
I'm out of thick lewd for tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786917
Full body hugs
Tongue long enough to wrap your entire dick

[Anonymous No.]

Let's begin.

MGK.

Use up all four actions fans and take over the sandbox for Pharaoh and her Anubis lackey?
Do you draw crude doodles and penises in the sand with Sandworm and Wurm?
Do you Ryu, Wyvern, Dragon, and Kikimora play on the slide together?
Do you trade shiny pokemon with Mino and Dullaham?
Do you play-wrestle with Werewolf?
Do you and Ophy read the magazine she snuck into school after finding it under her parent's bed?
Do you and Lich mix together the redand black potions?
Do you ask the substitute teacher why the Echida teacher isn't here after she was emotionally and spiritually wrecked by a guy insulting her?
Do you ditch class and throw rocks at a wasp nest with 2nd graders Salamander and Hellhound?
Do you give the homeless Junko, who's trying to sleep under the slide, some words of encouragement?
Do you watch Holst trip and crash into an albino Lamia with a PSP and starting a overly long series of events that ends with Jimmy being hit in the gnads by a beanbag?
Do you play hopscotch with the one-shot Panda girl, who replaces Girtablilu for today?
Do you let Dark Elf and P'Ork use you as a chair?
Or do you watch the 2nd grade class fight each other over a 3DS being destroyed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006
Sneak off with Hebi-oneechan while her class is distracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006
>Do you ask the substitute teacher why the Echida teacher isn't here after she was emotionally and spiritually wrecked by a guy insulting her?
Since this was done by me, I feel like I need to choose that.
But she deserved it. What kind of a teacher would teach children to break other children's things? She's unfit to be a mother or a teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006


I'm hanging out with that
Jinko so I can get some /ss/ going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787016
But she's homeless, and collects junk.
Hence "Junko".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787023
I thought it was because of the junk in her trunk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787023
Everybody should find all the cardboard boxes to build a house for her. With newspapers stuffed between two layers of cardboard for insulation. And garbage bags to make it waterproof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787023
I still want to pet her ears then get tenderly raped.

Then saved by my yandere Valkyire onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006
Jinko. I'm gonna bring her home with me and beg my parents if she can stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787025
>Jinko with a large and sexy ass
You're speaking my language.

>>12787027
Why not a warm meal while we're at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787034
We're kids, we can't cook. We can give her our snack puddings though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006

>watch the 2nd grade class fight each other over a 3DS being destroyed?

Sounds fun, I'll bring some snacks to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787034
Wow, you guys are really into big butts tonight, did you also lose the ability to lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787041
You other brothers can't deny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787041
Yes, and my brothers can't deny how much they like big butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787031
>Parent's say okay after you beg and beg
>She sleeps in the dog house your old dog Seymour used
>Nobody walking by questions a homeless Jinko sleeping in a dog house

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787044
>>12787046
Welp, I know what to write about the next time I want to pander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787049
I'd feed her steaks too, and usher her into the bath and wash her back for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787049
>old dog Seymour
Can we teach the Junko to sing
>I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787054
>wash her back
What is this, Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12785581
A lot of them are cunts.
Some just like liver.
Others want to become waifus and feel becoming human is the best way. These types usually give up their liver eating tendencies when they find true love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787059
She'll do anything for a roof over her head and some non-rotting food, so probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787060
why not? She can't reach her back with those paws. besides, I'm 7, I feel nothing is wrong with helping a friend. also, I'll help her build a gym in the back yard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787060
Honestly, a hot, wet towel feels wonderful on the back.

[Anonymous No.]

Cyclopes are for loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787069
Isn't she going to just use a back scrubber, and tell you not to help because she's not into young boys like the Echidna is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787069
You gun git /ss/'d hard sonnu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006
>read the magazine Ophy snuck into school
But we're in kindergarten. And how are her parents so easy to take nude mags from?

I mean, the answers still yes, but still, anon, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787074
Indeed they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006
Jinko again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787044
>>12787046
My anaconda don't, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787084
>"Where did you get this"
>"I got it from my Dad's closet while him and Mom were wrestling in the shower."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787075
if she doesn't want to /ss/ me, I can be her friend anyway and teach her to trust people again
>>12787083
She can wait until I'm a teenager, I know it. Kindness is the key. I'll stutter out how much I like her when I'm 15 and she'll pick me up in a great big hug, telling me she's wanted to hear me say that for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787084
>we're in kindergarten
When I was that old, I once bathed together with a girl who wasn't related to me. You better believe we were amazed at each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787074
I want to hugg her so bad... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787097
>She then waits until you're 18
>Or 17, the ages varies depending on the state in America
>She then tenderly breaks your pelvis and makes you a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787104
I'll be so happy. and filled with love. and Pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787104
That's just a joke right?

Monsters don't actually break pelvises, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787103

You and me both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787107
>You then make her officially unhomeless
>by marrying her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787109
Of course not.
It's just a legend with no fundament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787111
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787112
Monster girls are scary.

Scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787103
She's so cute.
I just want to love her, fill her with my seed, make her the mother of my offspring and, maybe, hold her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787104
>until then, she's just your big, feline friend
>who loves to get belly rubs
Why was she homeless anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787120
It happened after being fired from her job, was unable to get another one, and lost her home to debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787122
What did she do and why did she get fired?
Also cat butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you keep a Holstaurus in a hole within the confines of your house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787127
No, that sounds abusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787120
I want that so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787120
>Why was she homeless anyway?
It seems she lost everything she had to a crook guy she loved too much, got insane, ripped and eat his guts, was arrested, tried, run away from the psychiatric hospital where she was interned and now she was adopted by an innocent shota boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787124
Good god, and I going to have to do her entire backstory and give her a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787127
Ryan pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787135
S-sorry. I was just curious. I'll go back to getting bullied by Dark Elf and P'Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787134
You're thinking too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787127
Would I name her Edgar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787120
Damn Jinkos are so perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787127
I would keep my dick inside of a Holstaurus' hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787135
You may have just accidentally created a new thread waifu anon. Tread carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787139
Go back to being their chair, and their throne 14 years later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787145
Yes sir. I'll never try to have fun again sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787144
I doubt it. Once art is done, THEN we can say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787147
That's the spirit.
Now put on the frilly dress and makeup like they want you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787144
I am okay with this. Come on guys, it's Christmas time, let's save her!
>>12787150
Anon, I... a-ah-ahhnnh... why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787151
I want to make her chuff the first time she's ever been treated kindly in a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006
Let's play on the slide with Ryu, Wyvern, Dragon and Kiki. I'm sure it would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>homeless monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787153
Will she chuff more if you give her a new set of clothing that isn't falling apart rags?

>>12787155
>Ryu take the longest to go down due to her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787157
This was quite heartwarming.

I hope that anon is alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787158
She'll chuff, but she'll blush because she's not used to being treated like she's worth something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786836
You had me at daughteru dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786973
ah I remember my first waifu
it was Sasami from Tenchi Muyo I still love her smile to this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786969
This is a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>literally making a waifu out of a hobo girl
Do I need to remind you what they did to Charon-chan? She's gonna make us give her sloppy fifths every night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787160
Is this story real?
If yes, it's really amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786981
You evil man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787157
I enjoyed reading this. I do hope it's true, the world needs more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787166
>Sasami
She did have one of those
>pat my head already!
smiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787172
Fuck off.

That was the same faggot who wrote the hornet story.

Charon Is mah waifu and you can't stop me from thinking that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787175
If I had it in me to write, I'd write about Junko. As it stands, could SOMEONE do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787172
>what they did
>they
Well fuck them, I can fantasize whatever I damn well please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787172
Junko is much more formidable than wimpy pun-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787174
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787185
I meant she's going to make us give her sloppy fifths all by ourself, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787172
No. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787181
I, the person who thought of her in the first place with MGK, COULD possibly do it, but I'm already doing two things.
I'm also on a technical break, so it may be best for someone else to do it.

In the future, art may even be made of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787186
If you have time to cry, have time to remember your first. Who the hell forgets their first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787191
>just another Anya
Why don't people like tigers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787193
We love tigers, we're just lazy and unwilling to put ourselves on the cutting board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787193
they're too perfect, no one wants to fuck it up. It's no surprise they're so intimidating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787195
I wish I could do something about that. I could try when I come back from the countryside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787192
assholes and Alzheimer's patients

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787188
Her fifth pelvisceration session with the guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787192
>>12787198
I might just be both..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787199
In a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787199
>"Please, Generic Junko Name, I can't take anymore..."
>"What are you talking about? We only did it 5 times! You've got a lot more in ya'! I know it!"
>She continues riding MC in the cowgirl position

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786922
Think mahoromtic
only as a kikimora

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12786931
>>12786936
>>12786942

Any thoughts on her clothing? Kimono, conservative maid type, or something else?

Also, would you rather a maid headband or one of those poofy white maid caps like Emma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787205
>"I'm sorry! I just wuv you so much!"
>"T-this emotion yo-yo-youuhh ca-call 'wuv' confuses and frightens me!"
>"Don't be cheeky!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787181

I would write about Junko but i'm trying to pace myself after pumping out three mediocre shorts that're going to make me die of the vanilla. Need to practice a different tone and setting.

That and with stuff like >>12787193 it's always hard to meet the expectations of you people based on the hype of the material. Anya is a sticky subject (even though i'm her originator) because there's different ways to portray space travel, from the old HMS ships in Treasure Planet to something like The Nostromo, and it takes far more cohesion and world building than is what's worth putting into a one-off smut fiction short.

Then you have Pete RDNZL who're just fun to fuck with and deny his fantasy because he's a jaded little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787044
But in canon her ass'd be more muscley than Hulk Hogan's, buhrotha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787197
That's good to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>you're walking down the street, going back home from school/work/whatever
>pass the alley right behind your house
>hear a sort of chuff/cough come from the alley
>you decide to look for whoever is sick
>it's a Jinko, wearing an eyepatch, laying on some old newspapers
>start talking with her
>find out she's a war vet, got discharged for injuries/PTSD
>she tells you that "you should just keep walking and never come back"
what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787209
Everything about Emma is perfect, but no librarian could wear a cap like that. I don't know about headbands either. Just the hairbun please.
>>12787213
And it's a big, muscly butt. Lovely lady lumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787209
like a librarian, something smart looking
>>12787216
Hug her, take her to a restaurant and buy her dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787209
See the Emma cover, but lose the silly hat. This ain't touhou. Make her bun high and tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787213
you say that like it's a bad thing anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787211
>and it takes far more cohesion and world building than is what's worth putting into a one-off smut fiction short.
>one-off smut fiction short
Who the hell said Anya should only have that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787211
It can't hurt to try. As long as you don't drop the ball or jump the Shark girl, things have a good chance of working out.

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12787219
What, something along the lines of an office lady dress suit? Or just smart-looking in terms of expression and glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787229
The latter? Also I'm starting to feel strange about sexualizing librarians. My sister and my uncle both run a library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787210
Goddammit I would so make futuerama quotes with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787229
I was thinking office lady,but that's me, that's what I think when I think librarian

[Anonymous No.]

I'm off to bed.
I whonder if you guys will fuck up Junko while I'm away, and make it where I'm unable to mention her ever again in MGK or my regular crap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787224

I'm neither Captain nor Moose and lack the dedication to give Anya a multiple part story.

I mean, fuck, Anon. At one point I was considering a short with her and "Husband" going back to the Siberian wilderness in the snows of Winter on leave and spending their holiday in a remote cabin. Where it'd play out like The Most Dangerous Game mixed with The Day After Tomorrrow as far as how isolated the tundra is, and there being NOTHING around them.

It was going to be called The Long Chuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787239
If you give me permission, I'll use her. But if you say no, I won't.
Warning: I'm Alp, so it might go very, very badly if you say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Synonyms for "Monster Girl"
>"Imaginary Being"

Thesaurus, why must you hurt me so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787242
That might have been nice... it might BE nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787216
Tell her that she can stay at my place but only if she eats ALL the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787247
>ALL the eggs
Oh fuck you, too funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787243
I don't mind, go ahead.
I actually like you stuff, mang. I find it better than the shit I churn out. I'm SC by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787253
Then I'll get to it after I come back for da woodlands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787216
Start to visit her from time to time I suppose. I'm not going to take her home the first day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787259
At least buy her some steak or pizza, or a pack of cigarettes.

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12787229
So basic model based on feedback so far:

- Kuudere, emotionless, serious type with deadpan snarker seems to be popular by far.
- Glasses
- Hair in bun
- No headdress (or small maid headband, just don't obscure hairbun? I'll try with both and see which looks better)
- Long conservative type maid dress

Anything else? Oh, almost forgot. Hear and feather colour! Need a suggestion for that. After that, I think I'm pretty much set to do a first run rough draft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787260
Yeah, I wanted to imply that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787262
Meant hair, not hear. Fuck autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787262
>Kuudere, emotionless
No, dandere is emotionless. Kuudere is closer to how a normal person behaves.
>glasses
Those semi-circle types please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787262
>expression
You know that sort of angry, stern face? That.
>hair
Medium brown, dirt road colour for both..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787262
>Hear and feather colour!
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787285
man, that condom looks small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787288
Shota-size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787245

I already said that i'm taking a break from writing mediocre at best internet porn for a bunch of degenerates who complain about not having enough OC and then drive off people who deliver it.

That and i'm tired of writing pure vanilla smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787290
huehuehuehue
makes sense. MGC would sell smaller condoms, but they wouldn't call them shota sized, because of the legal implications of raping a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787216
Visit her, bring her food etc. Get her back up in life. Good friends to be made and stories to be heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787293
>drive people off
Well if that's your attitude you don't get pancakes!

[Danna-sama !!LbfxqjADeyl No.]

>>12787285

Oh, I love that colour. I was going to do a straight-up red-head for one of the other Kikimora, but thought it would have been way too bright of a colour to fit in with the rest of the image. But this auburn is much better for getting red without overwhelming the other colours. Unless it feels like it's clashing with the image, I'll probably go with that colour.

I'll probably have the first draft by either tonight or tomorrow night (because Nyanon's late night CYOA keeps me up too late to do morning work).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787293
>taking a break from writing mediocre at best internet porn
Could you maybe write above mediocre internet stories for us instead? It doesn't have to be bad porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787302

I could, but the level of memetic hate in these threads is enough to deter it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787307

Memetic hate on what exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787325
Probably the type of girl he wants to write about

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787325

Ignore the attention whore. "Memetic hate" is a new buzzword that washed-up writefags (and other OC creators) are using when they get bitched out for making things that a majority of people do not like. It's on par with all the accusations of thread boogeymen.

TLDR -> new bait/trolling tactic. Ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a decent nickname for Josephine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787347
Josyphilis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787347
Josey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787335
One person misusing a term doesn't render it invalid, otherwise "being autistic" means that autism no longer exists as a personality disorder. Sometimes there genuinely are people who just knee-jerk hate on something without even experiencing or reading it first hand, particularly as /mgt/ gets older, and fewer active members have witnessed first hand the old drama (monsterboys, futa, truckercore, nega, etc). They just hate on stuff without actually knowing its bad because it seems popular and makes them fit in.

BUT, that being said, merely saying, "I won't post shit because MGT is mean to me," is just pity fishing. If they don't like it, then don't post it, or post it on MGU/MGR. Or post it anyways. Saying, "I *could* post something, if you guys weren't such assholes," is just bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787354
>>12787353
I considered those bbut it's for the cookanon story so I wanted something a little more lovey and a little more poking fun at her at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787357
JoseFINE
Josupreme
Jojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787357
Jo? Jojo? Jophienie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787335
I dunno. I see a lot of people attack writefags for writing stuff they don't personally write like ushi-oni so i don't think it's unwarranted to see hate based on a specific topic rather than the quality of writing.

Still, you need to write for the fun of it or you'll never get far writefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787293
Take a break relax and write some more whenever you feel like it. There's always going to be fagets that complain about what you write. That doesn't mean that the majority didnt like what you wrote. It's ussualy that people simply dont respond even though they did enjoy your work.
Let the haters hate, but don't get worked up over it, know that many people enjoy what you write, even if they don't directly show it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787355
>fewer active members have witnessed first hand the old drama (monsterboys, futa, truckercore, nega, etc). They just hate on stuff without actually knowing its bad because it seems popular and makes them fit in.

Citation needed.

You have no way of knowing how many new or old people are around short of tripfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787371
I can tell you from experience that it is incredibly frustrating to see nothing but hatred when you post your work, even if the silent majority do like it. It might be shallow, but it makes you think that maybe you should just stop writing if people hate your writing this much.

It's why I don't listen to anyone's comments after posting a story, because I know all I'll see is negative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787211

Here's an easy Anya ballad.

>Will you do me a favor, piano gal, please. I want you to write me a song.
>They call me the hero of Antelope's run, and I've got to show 'em they're wrong.

>You see it all started a week ago in a bar down on corridor three.
>There was nobody there but us regular bums: two losers, the barman and me.
>Sloppin' up booze in the north corner booth was the old man they called Captain Jed.
>'cause he owned a tramp freighter, the old Antelope, a ship that like him, was half dead.

>Now Anya they say, was a crack pilot once, a gal with a brilliant career.
>But then she started dopin' up on MG Station, and finally washed out down here.
>And me, well I wanted the Navy bad, but it seems that they didn't want me.
>So I stopped chasin' stars, started sweepin' up bars, for bed board and all my drinks free.

>It was quiet that night with the docks closed down. There was nothin' due in for a week.
>Not a ship was in port but the old Antelope when the red alert started to shriek.
>The whole station shook like a hurt living thing. Then the lights dimmed and faded away.
>Then the gravity went. Then the air pumps cut out, and the bartender started to pray.

>"Ah, stow that bilge. Head for the Antelope NOW!" Jed's voice cut the dark like a knife.
>"The station reactor's gone critical load. So run to the docks for your life!"

1/3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787385

>When we got to the docks, we found waiting out there every soul that had been left alive.
>They begged with their eyes for poor old Captn' Jed to tell them all how to survive.
>"Break out the suits." Said the captain to them. "'cause it's dark and it's airless and cold."
>"But I swear I can get you all out of here safe, packed into the Antelope's hold."
>"Anya." He asked. "Can you navigate?" - "AYE" She said. "Who is we have for the crew?"
>"The Antelope needs only three hands." He said. "And I think our young friend here will do."
>The confident look that he flashed at me then made my heart turn over with pride.
>I never once thought about backing away. I think I'd rather have died.

>Two hundred alive in the Antelope's hold, and the Captain and Anya and me.
>We slammed the lock just as the station blew wide. Jed hit the main jets to get free.
>Now that kind of g-force is rough on the heart, too much for his ticker to take.
>So when we came around and we saw how he lay, we knew Captn' Jed wouldn't wake.

>So I took the com and the engineer boards, and Anya took helm and the nav
>With the manual spread out all over the deck, and her mind for what they didn't have
>She worked at the comp like a crazy machine, while her paws shook like grass in the breeze
>But her skill was still sharp and she jumped us three times, neverminding the shakes and dt's

>Three jumps made clean, only one more was left when the ship's alarm started to blast.
>Her old worn-out seals had come loose in the stress. We were loosing our heat and air fast.
>On the bridge there was only vacuum suit left. Well they say lady luck is stone blind.
>"Heads or tails?" was the question I started to ask. Then I felt myself hit from behind.

2/3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787390

>When I came to again, I was sealed in the suit. She was belted down tight in her chair.
>With her claws on the console, fanged smile on her lips, and the ice on her ears and her hair
>"Here's being instructions to gets all home." I saw she had left on the screen.
>"If any old shipmates asks of Anya, tell she finally met her Capitan clean."

>I made the last jump like she told me to. And I brought the ship in like she said.
>They call me a hero now for what I did. But they don't mention Anya and Jed.
>So write me that song now, piano gal please. And sing out often and loud.
>So they all know the story, of one kind of hero, the kind that makes everyone proud.
>For some kind of heroes are lunkheads like me, who only do things that they're told.
>And some kind of heroes are out for the glory. They're heroes on purpose and cold.
>Some become heroes for bravery, sure. And some because all is lost.
>But a few are the heroes, like that Jinko and Jed, who give without counting the cost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787384
At least that means that you get recognition. Be proud, no one hates a work that they don't recognise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787384

Wrong. Even garbage gets a couple good comments. If you're getting zero then you're genuinely hated. There's no silent majority that likes you. You'd be lucky to have them be indifferent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787355
But anon, I do remember at least a few of those things. And I've read some of the things that caused the shit storms. The hate for those things you specifically mentioned is very much justified

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787380
It's a perfectly reasonable assumption. All online communities go through attrition as members leave due to boredom, real-life stuff, or as they find other, more interesting things/communities, or even die off.

All businesses, countries, clubs, and institutions of any type suffer attrition, so it's a reasonable assumption that doesn't require any citation. Rather, the burden of proof would be on you to prove that /mgt/ isn't an immortal community which defies basic human behavior.

Not that one could even be provided without getting admin-level access to server logs or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787400
We all know that's not true. There are people who like Matango in this thread right now. There are surely some people who like his work.

[Anonymous No.]

This little girl wants to give you cookies she made herself. You're pretty sure she's the neighbors kid.
Do you take the cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787384
I understand the need to be complimented for what you do, it's only natural to get aknowledged for what you do no?
But yes, there's nothing that can be done about negativity, it's the nature of 4chan really.

It's just important that those who contribute to this thread know and don't forget that there's plenty of people that appreciate what they do, even if they don't show it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787404

> All these fallacies

I'm not even going to try. 2/10 got me to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787406
No. You know what happens when a mouse gives you a cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786855
>As you all sit down and begin to consume your food the Pharaoh begins to give you compliments.
>She doesn't stop either, her compliments go from your cooking, compliments you deflect by pointing out how you couldn't it it without Raquel, to outright commenting on how nice you look.
>You don't respond to that one, simply blushing and looking down as you shove food into your face.
>Joshephine however responds, "Don't you think that's rather inappropriate your highness?"
>For the first time the Pharoah actually deems to acknowledge her presence, "Oh? I wasn't aware a lowly priestess would know anything about what is and isn't appropriate behavior for a royal and the man she is courting."
>"YOU'RE WHAT?", Josephine bellowed as she leapt to her tail.
>"I'm courting anon here of course. Or did I speak to fast for your simple commoner mind?"
>Of course this was when you felt it bbest to jump into the conversation in an attempt to keep the two ladies from getting violent. "Now, now I'm sure she didn't mean any of that Josupreme."
>"No I did, I meant every word, especially the part about how you will be mine."
>"No he won't. You don't even know him!", Josephine threw herself at the pharaoh, grabbing her and sending the both of them flying through the nearby door as their argument devolved into fisticuffs.
>It was at this time the Anubbis decided to pipe up, "The food really is good, despite the behavior of my liege."
>You could only stare at her in astonishment while the Aophis and most of the shirohebbis started chanting," FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT" while watching the two of them beat each other up.
>You only let this bullshit go on for a few minutes though before stepping in and pulling the two women apart, "Ok I think we've had just about enough fighting over who does and doesn't get my hand. Especially when one of you doesn't want it in the first place and the other doesn't even know me.
>"I never said I didn't want it"
"Not right now Josephine."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787405

Try reading. There's no silent loving majority. And considering there are people who POST that they like matangos, think how bad his stuff has to be that he doesn't even get a single positive post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787406
Are they made using the small, blue triangle-shaped "candy" that the Sabbath give away to men lacking imoutos?

In MGC, beware lolis bearing baked goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787406
I gladly accept them with a smile, and even eat one in front of her and tell her how good they are, just to see her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787347

Joe is what's used in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787413
I never said i don't get zero positive comments ever, it's just that they are flooded out by negative posts to the point that it seems that there are nothing but negative results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787385
>>12787390
>>12787392
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787411
Vampirism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787347
>>12787357

Call her José with a mexican accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787406
Yeah, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787418
I might actually care if this wasn't your third time in the last week with this same pity party routine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787411
>>12787414
You have survived unraped, good job.

>>12787416
>>12787425
Enjoy your new two dozen mouse little sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787413
I can't think of a writefag other than bob who has legitimately nobody that likes him, so i think you're exaggerating, mate. He may have been exaggerating for dramatic purposes, I.E he sees a lot more negative than positive comments, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787412
>Josupreme
I kek'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787385
>>12787390
>>12787392
That's pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787416
>>12787406

Oh no! She must have made them using the Sabbath Scout recipe using superviagra-- I mean, Onii-chan Happy Pills (TM).

You now have a massive erection and are burning up with lust, while the mousegirl stares at you expectantly.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787427
I've.... posted in this thread once this week other than right now. You have me confused with someone else. Why are you so hostile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787428
Wait, why did she move her family into my home?

Where's her mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787421
I was going to say she'll want some "milk" But that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787436
By little sisters, he actually means daughterus. See >>12787433

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787433
I use one of the potions I got from the local paladin club and clear my mind and erection. Then I pat her on the head and tell her that she's far too young for such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787439
Time to skip town I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787441
She's actually 26, and a member of Sabbath.

>>12787443
I didn't know there were black men here.
Heyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787428
>Enjoy your new two dozen mouse little sisters.
Thanks, I will.

>>12787433
>Panic.
>Slam door.
>Run inside.
>Panic
>Wank furiously.
>Panic some more.
>Go to her house a few days later with apology cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787406

Sure, why not. I'll eat them after lunch.

For now, I'll repay her kindness with headrubs and a free shoulder ride back to her house, her mother must be waiting for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787444
>raising rape babies.

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787412
"Now then I'm sorry to be rude but i think it's time you and your entourage left."
>She looked at you in surprise, "B-but what about-"
"No buts", you interrupt her, "You were a guest in our temple and not only have you started a fight but you have insulted the high priestess of said temple. Not to mention I don't know you and after this display I'm not sure I want to."
>She seemed truly crestfallen after hearing your words and quickly left with her entourage, once again the Anubis being the only one with the decency to apologize for the behavior of her ruler.
>Josephine simply storms off while Raquel suggests you help her clean up after the fight.
>As soon as you're done cleaning up you decide it would be best to go to bed and deal with the aftermath in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786074
hnnnnngg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787444
That's the exact reason i'll delibertly treat her like a little kid and shoo her off in a friendly manner.

If the wannabe-loli wants to be a loli, i'll treat her like she is one.

Afterwards I go stock up on more potions and make sure the local ward runes are intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787417
Do people reallly call girls joe? Remember it's the feminine of joeseph
>>12787418
And I get almost no attention whatsoever and never anything constructive, quit your bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787335

Because writing about Ushi-Oni, Manticores, and Cheshires that don't have ding-a-lings totally warrants hate from you faggots, even if they're our favorite girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787412
>>12787452
>>12786855
Looks like cookanon is going places. I'm curious to see how this will end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787445

>Go to her house a few days later with apology cake.

Mouseflag triggered.

>Mousegirl now thinks you're just dandere and overly shy, but actually loved her baked goods since you made a whole cake as thanks!
>She now loiters when she hands you food so she can see your expression and ask your opinion on them.

What do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787460
Writefags never get any constructive criticism. It's just a way of life, anon.

>>12787463
To be fair, you do have pretty shit taste but that shouldn't stop you from writing about them. just stop trying to turn them into shy submissive tomboys, jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787460
>Do people really call girls joe?
Yes. It's from the same era as men with the name Ashley and being called that instead of Ash. My grandma was Josephine and everyone called her Joe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787429
Bob's Big Bad Wolf is still great fapfiction, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787429

I was going to say Nega but I realized you mean he's not really a writer and that's an even bigger burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787460
Side note I pastebbinned it.
http://pastebin.com/kpKskRAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787467

They're not my favorites though.

Manticore is in my top five, sure, along with Hell Hound and Wight, but that doesn't mean my taste is shit.

It means that I have a personal taste that may come into conflict with yours, because where people often want happy endings in the thread it leads to homogenization and boredom.

I could write a bad end Manticore short and the vocal majority of you would rather subject yourselves to the hammer and stakes of the abattoir than consider for once that a Scorpion-Lion-Dragon hybrid could feasibly kick the shit out of Gary Stu Paladin #1135.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787473
Nega actually writes things? I thought he just aggressively shitposted and threw it in pastebin.

>>12787478
Fuck no. I hate it when people think that humans are somehow going to miraculously beat the monsters. Bring on the bad ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787474
You should stop using the

>greentext

emotes now. I mean, you use full sentences, punctuation and proper grammar. All it needs is spacing between paragraphs and it's a properly formatted story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787465
It's not really I'm probably going to lose interest and stop doing it just like every other thing in my pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787466
>Attempt to hide shame-boner.
>Fail miserably and she notices.
"What's that in your pocket, Mister?"
>Panic

Such is life in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787478
>Manticore's being part dragon
AHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787460
Jo makes sense for a girl named Josephine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787486

Manticore wings are either draconic or chiropteran in nature you autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787481
OK, if you say so. I avoided dropping it partially because i know the punctuation is shit. I never did well with punctuation back in school and it shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786148
a bad dream?

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>>12787482
If you find it gets boring, you should just continue it but do a genre shift. That's what a lot of long running series do when the same type of antics gets boring after a while.

Just switch from slapstick humor to, I dunno, actual progression with his relationship with someone. Or blending the two. It's better than dropping it, and opens up an entirely new subset of potential storylines.

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>>12787492
Yeah I made that one as kind of a joke episode. Although I left the implication that josephine grabbed him from his room and drug him to hers while he was asleep, because that part wasn't a dream

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>>12787490
All the original stories are bat wings or no wings. Bat wings are chiroptera by its very definition. Don't call people autists just because you're a moron who thinks a scorpion lion is part dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

mofu^2

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>>12787500

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787500
I wonder if she holds her tail like a zweihander when she's feeling frisky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787500
Holy fuck, that it way too much fluffy. How does she not get stolen and caressed all day? I would cuddle her and nibble her fluffy ears so fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787500
Holy fuck
12/10, would take responsibility. Now give me some of that fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787452
poor ryu, getting dissed by some foreign chick in front of the guy she likes.
and poor pharoah, getting her ass kicked in front of the cute foreigner she was hitting on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787515
>too much fluffy
No such thing.

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>>12787518
Nonsense. That is heretical, overwhelming levels of fluffy. A man can only hold so much. Just imagine cuddling her at night, your brain would melt between the sensations of her ticklish, flicking ears, the soft silkiness of her thighs and the fluffy pomf of dat tail. I'd break.

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>>12787525
>I'd break
You are way too weak. To the fluffy pit with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006
I'd go for the dragons (and kikimora).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787527
Banished to the pit of Mofu^2!

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>>12787482
That probably means that it's just time to create an ending to a story. That way everyone is happy: Readers see that the story they were interrested in has ended and you as writer know that it's a thing gone from your backlog, never to haunt you again.

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>>12787127
>It puts the lotion on its skin.

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>>12787534
Maybe he means one of those ready-use girl stockades embedded in a wall that go around her hips and has her bent over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787538
>can you squeal, girl? Like a pig?
>mooo!
>close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Every MG should have a good belly dancer outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer my Shirohebi nekkid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787550
>ushi-oni bellydancer
Terrifying but arousing. Is this what is known as a 'fearection'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787566
Yes, yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006
Time spent with Anubis is good time indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787550
Do you think they pay HBs to belly dance in MGC?

I can see this being a thing among otaku types. They'd have a "One Night as an Arabian Princess" special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787572
Of course they do. Along with HB strip clubs, leaving them in nothing but a banana hammock or speedo, butler cafes, and a HB hooters which probably needs a better name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787578
>HB Hooters

Peckers.

Instead of owls it's woodpecker logos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787578
>banana hammock or speedo.

Two words. Penis tassel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787578
>peckers
it has an excited looking woodpecker as the mascot. Sucks to be the guy in the suit when Harpies show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787578
MGC is a shithole.

I'd have to claw my eyes out if I had to go there.

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>>12787578
Peckers was the hb hooters. Then there was Hoovers, for MGs with hooves, Milkers, for Holstaurs and Minotaurs, and a few others that I don't care enough about to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787572
I could see Lamia belly dancing for tourists in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787590
Porkers for the P'Orcs

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>>12787550
>Holstaurus belly dancer
I wouldn't even be able to sit through the dance, just seeing her in that outfit would make me impregnate her on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787578
>What is Chippendales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787600
Chris Farley would knock em dead at Chippendale's MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787578
>"Ever wanted to have your own boy harem?"
>"For one exclusive night only, now you can!"
>"Join us at Peckers' Arabian Night, and get served hot food by hot guys in hot dancer outfits."
>All reservations bought out immediately by a company of CC lamia businesswomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787550
Suddenly imagining a Kikimora doing a burlesque striptease with feather dusters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787610
Google fan dancing and you have hit on gold my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787550
>Mimic
>Belly dancing
>She just sits on a giant turn table and sways
>It's still kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12779589
goddamn it I just now got that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786529
Only seven hours late

>Stepping out of the Teacher's Lounge after grading some papers
>Get the morning arm cling, boob sandwich invitation by a stacked nekomata
>Smile at her tails jolting up at your acceptance
>Do her against the glass window overlooking the basketball court
>Send her out beaming and ready for the day
>After first period get approached by a Cyclops who saw your little show and wants the same treatment
>Shove her into the supply closet and begin pounding her from behind
>She feeling it, but somehow isn't getting there
>Idea
>Shove her face into a dirty mop while calling her trash not worthy to be pig feed
>She cums instantly
>Leave her locked in there to complete the effect, someone will find her in an hour or two
>Second period goes without any issues, though you notice your students whispering and looking at you more than usual
>Go to the bathroom to get the smell of sex off of you and run into a trio made up of a Jinko, Mantis and Dormouse
>Kissing
>Turn around the way you came only to be dragged back and pinned to the wall by a BIG, MEATY, PAW
>Their faces are beet red, the first two clearly in heat
>The Jinko says, embarrassed, that they were only practicing for when they get boyfriends
>Mantis looks at the Jinko and gives her a smile that makes you uncomfortable
>Her partner in crime moves behind you, not letting go of you for one second and begins massaging your chest as the Mantis kisses you and locks and locks your head on place, the Dormouse clings to your leg, panting with closed eyes
>They switch places ever so often, their tongues probing every corner of your mouth
>The mouse gets active at your rising enthusiasm and undoes your zipper, doing what comes natural, sucking on you with such intensity you wonder if she's asleep at all
>The other girls continue their assault, alternating between soft, tender kisses and full blown mouth rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787639
I thank you for being an even greater slowpoke than I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787584
>not an elephant head motif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787646
God damn I want to teach at a MG High school.

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>>12787651
That's not great, that's torture.

Seriously. I imagine the first month you're there, you'll get tempted into banging and thus forcefully married to whatever girl gets you.

Then you have to spend the next 10-20 years watching a parade of super-horny MG teenages without ever being able to touch one ever again, no matter how much they beg for your D.

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>>12787646
>implying they wouldn't assault the nerd boy more often

I could see teacher affairs happening but the gang rapes would probably only happen to those kids who get bullied by ogres, onis and jinkos. Too risky to mess with the teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787659
In the scenario presented he obviously gets away with not waifuing the first girl he bangs though. It's clear that things don't work that way in the setting in question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787661
I wonder if MG teacher on student relationships, and human teacher on MG students would be considered legal.

Although I'd imagine that the two involved in the relationship have to keep it secret from the schools populace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787670
Going by KC canon alone? For sure. KC's world guide book basically states that girls can start craving the D as young as 10, and that there's no stigma against lolicons. So an affair with a teacher is pretty par for the course. Plus, daughter incest is perfectly okay in KC-land, so obviously there's nothing morally wrong with having affairs with authority figures.

Going by threadcanon, however, it's a bit more dicey. A lot of anons don't approve of dicking the daughteru, but I'm not sure if that's because paternal protection instincts rather than just moral knee-jerking to abuse of authority.

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>>12787646
>Dormouse sense you tense up and clasps her arms around your legs, taking you all the way into her throat
>Is this girl really an amateur?
>She backs off slowly as you finish cumming, letting go with an audible "pop" before sighing contentedly and laying on the floor, cutely snoring
>The Jinko and Mantis move their teamwork down to your crotch, and don't stop till they've squeezed three more shots out of you, each
>They finally let you go when the lunch bell rings, happy they made you enjoyed it so much
>Oh well, glad you could help
>Wash yourself as best you can and go have lunch in the back courtyard to avoid any more surprise encounters
>Settle under a nice, shady three, the breeze doing wonders for your grateful yet tired body
>Not even three bites into your Turkey, Ham and Roast Beef sandwich you feel a tap on your shoulder
>It's a Dryad, asking if she can join you
>Goddamnit
>You shrug and she sits down beside you
>You eat in silence, enjoying yourself nonetheless
>Before long, the Dryad puts her hand on your leg
>Here it comes. You swear you scrubbed as hard as you could
>She says she's noticed you eating under her three before, and that eating only bread and meat is not healthy, telling you she's better than any sandwich, straddling you as she does so
>You snicker at her comment, earning a huff from her , affirming she'll just have to show you
>She kisses you and you feel a sticky liquid flowing into your mouth, warming you all over and you begin to get hard
>You ask her to let you finish your lunch, to which she replies she has all you need before kissing you again and feeling her hand guide you inside her
>She rides you gently, letting her slick walls do most of the work until you explode into her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787670
(I'm assuming we're not using KC's "everything is sex" setting)

There would probably be a lot of MGs fantasizing about that type of thing even though it's socially unacceptable.
>Wow, imagine banging that hot CC Mr. Anon
>I bet he's so hungry for the V he jerks off in the bathroom when classes are done

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787687
>even though it's socially unacceptable
>socially unacceptable
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787687
>I bet he's so hungry for the V he jerks off in the bathroom when classes are done

Actually, I can see there being a jerk-off room for male teachers. Like a smoking room but for, well, you know. I mean, you're surrounded by potentially thousands of horny MG teenagers, most of which have at least one ability for force you to become aroused. Accidental or prank arousal would likely be a pretty common occurrence, so they'd have to relieve themselves to get on with the day. Unless the nurse's office has some sort of cureall for MG horniness abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787681
>A lot of anons don't approve of dicking the daughteru, but I'm not sure if that's because paternal protection instincts rather than just moral knee-jerking to abuse of authority.

And those alps can go get fucked with a condom on. It's porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787696
Damn straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787693
Not us, the people fantasizing it.
But if you want a setting with more than just "everyone fucks and it's built into the institution and nothing daily lives can't go on without it" you'd need some social pressure to keep people and MGs in line.

>>12787694
Eh. I think it's more amusing for MGs to hit on him and him to awkwardly hide it until the end of the day. This "jerk off room" stuff sounds kind of gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787701
>everyone fucks and it's built into the institution and nothing daily lives can't go on without it
You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787696
Deal with it man. People will always have an innate disgust for paternal incest, and authority abuse is too close to reality for some people to enjoy it. Just because it's fantasy doesn't mean people will always allow things they find deeply disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787682
>You spend the rest of lunch joined with her
>You basically have to pry her off you to try and get back to class, as you stand, she hugs you again and asks you to promise to always have lunch with her. You try to move away but she won't let go
>"Promise" she says in an airy voice, having no other choice, you agree to her demand
>That nectar's no joke, you feel energized and before you know fourth period is ending and the final one's on you
>But it wouldn't be a work without some difficulties, of all the days she had to choose to come to class, why today? That smarmy little blue shit. Always throwing wrenches into everything, you miss the days when teachers could discipline students. OH GOD, do you miss them
>She talks loudly to get you to tell her to stop. She asks questions you've just answered, eats in the middle of class, gets into fights, the list goes on. You don't want to be racist because of her species, but fuck her entire kind.
>Only that, today's she's really quiet. Like, not a peep. No sarcastic comments, no playing on her phone, maybe she finally did something that her parents couldn't dismiss? No matter, why question difficult students behaving?
>The last bell rings and you dismiss your charges, taking 15 minutes to relax, before breezing through today's assignments, thankfully your plans for the damn month are done
>Get home and shower, ready to do some damage to your movie backlog and downing some drinks, man style
>Go to bed at eleven, it's still a school day tomorrow, damn you miss the NEET life
>Later though the night, something tickles you awake, you try to move but your hands and legs seem to be tied to the bedposts
>Really should have sawed those off
>As you mentally kick yourself, you're notice two crimson eyes floating in the darkness, burning a hole into your soul
>You ask who it is, thief, rapist, murderer? You hope not, especially that last one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787702
Why? This is pretty much KC. If there's no shame associated with anything then everyone's pretty much orgasmic oysters and the actual sex that happens is empty. For some people the stress between IRL expectations and sexual fantasies is what makes the sex good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787704
>and authority abuse is too close to reality for some people to enjoy it.

The why does the fetish exist? It doesn't mean people want to do it for real anyway, it doesn't have to extend beyond fantasy.

>People will always have an innate disgust for paternal incest

Tough, it's part of the setting.You deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787550
Even the Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787719
I will. I'm just saying, you can't expect people not to hate it just because "it's porn".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787713
>After what seems like hours, a voice
>"Naughty naughty. Shameless. Lecher"
>Oh Fuck You. It's her. You tell her to release you and maybe you'll only spank her half as hard
>She says that's so entry level she had to stifle a yawn.
>Leaving the kidding aside, she asks what changed, you were never one to put hands on your students, so why those girls and not her
>You're stunned, of all the ways she could have shown affection, she does so by being a bitch. Females.
>You tell her to let you go once more. She puts a finger to your lips and tells you that not before she's had her chance to prove she's better than all those other girls
>You tell her you're not a prize to be won and won't belong to her.
"You say that, but the devil always gets her due"
Come morning, there was no muscle on you that wasn't sore, and you still have to work
>Somewhere between all the fucking she found the time to prepare a hell of a breakfast for you, which you begrudgingly eat. It's actually fucking great.
>Time for another day on the grind
>Keep working, in and out of the classroom, you begin to question if you should stop, seeing the current quality of your classes
>As if to answer your doubts, you are called into the principals office
>The Dark Elf informs you she has been made aware of your extracurriculars with some of the students, and the overall state of your classes
>You don't deny any of it, and with a heavy heart tell her you accept the consequences and will resign
>She laughs at this and tell you that she didn't bring you to her office to fire you. Instead, she wants you to become a counselor, tending to the needs of the students, whatever those may be, she says, with that seductive tone of hers.
>You tell her you accept
>You're led to the room adjacent to her office, never been there before
>In it, the students' you've become most "familiar" with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787721
Even the lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787725
>The Dark Elf pushes you inside and tells you to have fun shaping the minds and bodies of the future
>You don't known how this will all end, but one thing's certain
>It's gonna be a busy year

Fucking 2k limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787723
Germany would like a word with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787727
Would a Dormouse trying not to fall asleep bellydancing be cute, or funny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787744
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787587
>I don't want to be surrounded by sexy monster women that just want to love me.
Stay in your gated community, paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787733
Cmon man, I just jerked off. Have some sympathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787786
Your words make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787774
>wanting to live in Detroit but with monster girls.

Have fun getting horribly raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787587
>>12787817

>Speaking as if there aren't multiple MGCs that have varying degrees of quality of life.

Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

What if monstergirl was Gundam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787831
They're all probably still garbage.

All big cities are complete shit, except in MGC you don't get stabbed in dark alleys.

You fuck Dark Priests in dark alleys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787831
>it has spread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787850

But then who was monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787855
>Implying the entire concept of MGC isn't threadcanon, so there isn't any real "correct" canon interpretation of what it actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787854
I prefer to get my dark priest fix at the car wash, personally. Say what you will about MGC, at least the vehicles are always clean. Even the buses. Especially the buses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787817
This is the attitude that holds monsters back.Monster-on-human rape rates have fallen in almost all monster inhabited cities in the past few years. All monstergirls want is a qt humanboy to love. Why would you spite them for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787863
Oh god I don't want to imagine the buses in MGC.

Don't check under the seats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787869
They'd probably just be the same as human buses. Some seats on the side, but large open isles for lots of standing room during rush hour. A large, open aisle would fit most MGs (assuming it was wide enough).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787867
I don't believe a word of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787878
I think he was speaking more of what might be lurking under there, be it animal, vegetable or mineral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787880
Well maybe if you visited one of the cities and not get your information for human-biased news, you would see that monsters are not boogeymen waiting to snatch up all the human men and rape them to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787878
I don't want to be on a bus with a drunk Oni.

They're all ready scary enough, I don't want to be groped and sniffed by a muscle monster that could snap me in half with her own two hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787896
>Not riding in the male-only car and/or seating.

It's like you're asking for it, slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787899
But those buses take forever!

I just want to go home, I got splashed with beer by some shit waiter and now my clothes are all sticky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787850
Get out of here Setsuna

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787854
Well, I know where I'll be hanging out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787867
>This is the attitude that holds monsters back.Monster-on-human rape rates have fallen in almost all monster inhabited cities in the past few years.

[Anonymous No.]

You and your monster girl waifu and daughteru are going on a family road trip. Where do you all go? How well does the trip go?

[Anonymous No.]

To the guys in here, best defense against monstergirls is whiskey dick

It won't cost you more than around 30-40 bucks and it'll keep you dry the whole night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787946
You'd think that, wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787946
Or not. She'll just take you home, lock you up, and you'll get raped WAY harder because she just spent the last 24 hours building up horniness from smelling, staring, and imagining you doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have some good role reversal writings I could read right about now?
Literally anything monster girl related will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787946
I'll take fifty and a two way train ride to MGC Alberta.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm from the future.
Cookanon ends with him getting killed by a minotaur.
Masteranon gets turned into an alp and spends the rest of his days servicing the BBEG
Teacheranon gets arrested for child pornography after ones of his students secretly films a counseling session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787980
What the fuck is a BBEG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787980
This was probably funny the first two, maybe three times. After the 4th or 5th, novelty starts to wear off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787962
The only one I know of at the top of my head is this one
http://pastebin.com/R1iJsGr7

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787983
Big Bad Evil Guy

Aka the boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787942
My family has always liked going to the mountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787946
Have you guys tried not being a bunch of pussies?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to snuggle up with my cyclops waifu at the end of a day and fall asleep in each others arms safe in the knowledge that she's on the pill so we never have to worry about having children come and ruin our lives. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787991
What If I'm married to a nice human girl and don't want to be raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787993

Your waifu, your fantasies, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787995
You're not listening.
Stop. Being. A. Weakshit. Pussy.
They don't rape you, you rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787993
No. Children are evil. Cute but very evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788003
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788003
>>12788007

Ah fuck, here we go again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788005
Can confirm.

When I was seven there was a kid that liked to pick fights with me and keep his nails long.

One day he stabbed them into my face and broke my nose, kids are shitheads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788007
I gave you all the knowledge you require.
>>12788008
Don't worry, I'll leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

So do you guys want another cookanon or should I do a officeworker snippet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788011
>not pushing his ass down the stairs
>not rushing him and stomping his balls till he coughed blood
>not simply beating the shit out of him

These people, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788028
Office

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788011

Please tell me you've broken AT LEAST one of his legs after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788029
There were no stairs around, just a big fucking rock to play on.

Hearing that fuckers head crack on the thing was amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788016
I think I understand.

[Anonymous No.]

did anyone ever save that one story of the anon who didn't dick his doppelganger daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788035
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788047
That reminds me, what is the general consensus on dicking daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788047
I remember bringing that up a couple threads ago.

God the suffering in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788053
Horrible thing to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788053
KC's canon is 100% for it (see >>12787681 )

More anons than not seem against it, but not by a huge margin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788053
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788053
Don't dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788053
Only if you waifu died and she makes the first move

Also KC rules just go "Fuck it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788062
I swear that shit is recent, it was never a problem on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788053
You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788053
There's about a 65/35 split between "Don't Dick the Daughteru" and "Dick the Daughteru".
I can't stop you if you choose to Dick the Daughteru, but I will judge you super hard.
Stay the fuck away from my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788070
Remember doppel daughteru. If your waifu approves, don't be a faggot and dick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788061
>>12788062
>>12788065
>>12788069
>>12788070
>>12788074
>>12788077

I see, thanks for clearing that up guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788077
That sounds a bit right, though I feel its closer to 60/40 myself.

But since KC's canon explicitly condones it, the anti-D crowd can't really oppose it with much other than "I don't like it". Certainly can't use the moral high ground given all the other shit in MG-land (chemical addiction, mind control spells, physical kidnapping and rape, transformation unwillingly, etc).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788077
>caring about the opinions of someone in a monstergirl thread
>on 4chan

It's like you people forget where you are. I miss the days of mindless hedonism.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know, a thought occurs.

The bit in the MGE World Guide about Daughteru Dicking only covers the Daughteru and Waifu's thoughts on the dicking. Daughterus are encouraged to fuck whatever guy they want, even if it's their dad, and in such a case, waifus either live with it and engage in a threesome, or become competitive with their own daughter.

MGE doesn't actually say anything about what the father might think.

The positive side of me wants to say, "Well, that's open ended for those against Daughteru-Dicking to say "Well, even if she wants to, I'm not comfortable with it. Sorry sweetie, you'll find a guy who loves you that way soon though." or something."

The cynic in me however wants to say, "Well, that's because obviously he'd be an Incubus by that point, and why would he possibly turn her down?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12782225
I'm very in touch with my inner child

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788099
Yeah, but for a while it's been the case that popularity matters.

Any sufficiently unpopular content gets shitposted out. We began with monster boys, then futa, then manticores, amazons, then to a lesser extent the femdom/maledom wars, lolicon, and even writers just writing stories about MGs that don't follow racial sterotypes (e.g., KC canon heretics).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788099
>No mention of fat fetishes

Surprised not to see it there, usually anything higher than soft rustles some jimmies.

Not that I want to shove my fetish in something and cause a shit storm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788104
Remember most MGs have abilities to force men to love them. Toxin addictions, pheremones, charming spells, physical strength, etc.

"No" generally isn't an option, particularly if the Mom sides for (instead of against) the Daughteru's opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788053
Often and always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788053
The best way to show your love, and making your daughteru healthier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788112
This.
Remember kids, Monstergirls don't search for a lover. They search for a slave.
That said, I'd gladly be a slave to any Kitsune fluffy enough to let me easily fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788112
>Raping your own fatheru with your motheru's approval.
No boner. Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788108
>>femdom vs maledom
>loli
>canon deviators

You wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788112

I honestly don't know how to feel about this one..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788130
Let nature take it's course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788112
Well that helped convince me on not really wanted a waifu anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788131
You apparently weren't here the other night. There was a big debate about/against people making a cute Ushi-Oni because it might "typecast" the entire species like lego anubis or Bob's manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788137
Arousal.

[Anonymous No.]

Know what we don't hear a lot of?
Sisteru dicking. Not oneesama, or loli. Just a year or two older/younger and dicking together.
Why is that? Too vanilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788137
One can only wonder how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Presuming KC's "Age 10+ start wanting the D" rule, and MAMONOMANA life extension of, let's say, 150 years? We could be looking at a line of easily 4-8 generations of incest babies.

Don't dicku the great-great-great-grandaughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12786473
The rest of the image, where is it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788157
Shit, it's like a build you own harem set.

I'd comment about the dangers on inbreeding but MAMANO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787980
>Teacher Anon gets arrested for child porn

Huh, didn't have that in mind when I was writing that.

I like the new captcha.

[Anonymous No.]

No dicking the daughter
and inbreeding is bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788173
>and inbreeding is bad!
Especially if you have several consecutive generations! You can do that, since >>12788157 makes a valid point!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788145
I was, but was not paying attention to that particular shitstorm, so many of them last thread. Or this one, I don't know, they blend together now.

Anyway femdom vs maledom still exists, just maybe a bit more civil now? Or people have decided to stop giving a fuck, but it still shows up every once in a while, thank god.

Loli, know there have been some very vocal detractors these days, but again, this is a recent thing. I hate Sabbath, but don't mind loli, post away. Hell, we had a ton of /ss/this thread and nobody bitched. It has always been part of the threads, but fuck the Sabbath overlord faggots, I hope they never return. Same with succubus overlords or any other faggot of that vein.

As for deviation from the canon, how many times a thread do we hear" hurr, sticking to the rules/not sticking to the rules." I don't mind if people deviate from the canon, we'd lose like 80% of the OC in these threads. The problem rises when they try to pass threadcanon and heeadcanon as KC's canon, same thing that got MGU in hot water and we shouldn't do it either. You want to play with the setting, fine, but don't pass of your ideas as the official canon, faggot, it causes problems when discussing the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

So, your daughteru has decided she's in love with daddy and wants your D.

Does your waifu attempt to stop her, and redirect her lusts to some neighbour boy, or does she help your daughteru rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788174
Inbreeding alone is the main reason why You should not dick the daughter.
These guys just say dick the daughter to troll anyway.
No sane person would do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788186
I am going to just ignore the dick the daughter retards now too.
It is /d/ material and does not belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788174
>>12788186

I can understand if you feel it repugnant to dick the daughteru, but must you really use the genetics argument? In a world literally filled with living, breathing genetic impossibilities like human-animal hybrids, living liquid (slimes), single-gender birthing, etc.

The genetics argument just doesn't hold any water whatsoever, except in headcanon. Because MAMONOMAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788154
Because MG's can't have sons, so there's no brothers to V. And of the few writers who write sons into the setting, I think only Seafoam has done something with incest.

>inb4 MG's can have sons

No, they can't. It's one of the core points of the setting. Anything else is headcanon bs. Who even came up with that word, sounds so tumblr. Headcanon, headspace headmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788196
Just tired of the dick the daughter bs , not even caring anymore, just going to report and ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788157
>>12788169

Wasn't a guy arrested for that a couple years back? He had a regular wife and then a basement full of kids spawned by breeding with the daughterus as soon as they hit puberty? Pretty sure he was all the way to great granddaughters that ostensibly shared like 75% of his genes by the time he was caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788173
>>12788174
>>12788186
>implying we're talking about doing it in real life

Stop being retarded. And if in MGE, inbreeding is good. Nothing you can do about it.

>>12788192
>/d/ materal
>incest threads on /a/ all the time

Bait harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788199
Writefags usually use that old argument of the adopted son to be able to develop a "dick the sisteru/motheru" plot, even though it wouldn't be really incest.

It appeases incestfags though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788204
This is a blue board, incest is verboten

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788192
>>12788202
>Reporting explicitly clear concepts from KC's canon.
Now you're just "stop liking what I don't like!"-tier shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788199
Technically there is the potential for Incubi Sons in the "Future" of the MGE's Canon. Doesn't get touched upon much though. Just that Troll Mothers attract Gnome Childhood Friends so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788202
Report for what? It's part of the setting and it's not breaking any rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788209
Son, trolling requires subtlety.

[Anonymous No.]

I said I am going to ignore you 'dick the daughter' trolls.
You want to fuck children go right ahead, join nambla while you are at it so you can get a future alp.
No matter how you spin it, you are fucking children

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788219
>Physical imprisonment, rape, toxin addiction, mind control, mutation, genderswapping, etc.
K

>Incest
WOAH YOU CROSSED THE LINE MOFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788211
I know, the cradles, but we have no translations so...

>>12788209
It's obvious you're trolling, but /a/ is a blue board, nothing wrong with posting incest there. Do you even Oreimo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788219
I have decide you are a troll as well. A million times I have told you that it doesn't automatically means a child, and a million times you ignore it and jump into the pedophilia wagon. Do I have to specify she's 18 before I write such a story? Get lost.

I'm fucking my daughteru as I type this. We're trying to get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Harpies be banned from living near airports?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787550
>holstaurus belly dancer
with all that milk and heath you would not see much of the outfit, especially if it has lot of jewels and chains and such

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788233
>you are now picturing the shredded remains of harpies being hosed out of plane engines/turbines

DAMN YOU ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788233
Probably, that or they would have flight restrictions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788241
Would she sing the MooMoo song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788232
whenever i hear the phrase "we're trying to get pregnant" i can't help but imagine the guy trying to become pregnant too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788047
>>12788055

What about the one with the lolitsune whose lover dies in jail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788173
>No dicking the daughter
Correct. Don't do it of your own will. You won't have a choice in the matter if any monster truly wants it.
>and inbreeding is bad!
Monster mana fixes absolutely everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788257
Didn't that one end in good ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788225
The cradles aren't canon, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788225
>Cradles
Not even talking about the Doujin LNs.

>>12788257
Not familiar with that one.

I recall a Lolitsune who likes spending time with her "Uncle" next-door, and then disappears for a short time, reappearing in his backyard as a bombshell after having gotten a hold of some Wonderland Cake.

But I'm pretty sure that ended with him taking her back to her parents and explaining what happened without taking advantage of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788185
We have threesomes and grow closer as a family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788266
Oh. Eh, still a neat idea.

>>12788264
>>12788268

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to bully an entire Church of the Fallen God?

Fuck those people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788282
Pour Hathor milk all over their temple
Place recruitment signs for other churches out front
prank call their 1-800 number
make youtube videos making fun of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788280
>Washtub of alchohol, voyeurism and hairy, wrinkled balls.

Now see, everything before that, I remembered.

Apparently I fabricated a good end in my head or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788282
But bullying is sexual, we like sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788293
That's foreplay.

I want to make a Dark Priest cry herself to sleep and dread waking up in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788196
It's really a matter of where and how one chooses to suspend their disbelief. Additionally, just how genetics/trait inheritance would work is still an interesting topic, ideas like that would pop up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788291
Would make our male members stronger and the females more voluptuous.
Would bring more potential converts.
We can backtrace.
Thanks for the free publicity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788280
Holy shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788297
But that would require there being no sex in the world, there will always be sex. What are you gonna do, cut your dick off in protest? Welcome Sister Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788282
Nail all the doors shut
Scribble on all their books
Dress up as a Paladin and break into the church kicking everything over.
Have wizards cast a spell that gives everyone the runs for a week.
Tease a Dark Priest until shes an aching ball of lust, then don't dick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788308
Do you see? Do you see now? Don't deny MGs the dick, even if they're your daughters or are lolis, it can only end in tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788314
>Tease a Dark Priest until shes an aching ball of lust, then don't dick her.
No, do dick her but use a condom. It's the same weakness a succubus has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788322
Or you can just have foreplay, then fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788319
But that entire situation happened because he didn't deny her the dick.

Or alternatively, because children can't keep secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788309
I just want to make Dark Priests cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788308
Wish I had the doppelganger one.

>>12788314
Wonderful, we can have real heart to heart that way. When we want to get out, well, we have Dragons and Onis in our congregation you know.
You might find that difficult, they tend to...get wet during service.
Did I mention Dragons?
A church is always ready to fight magic.
She will always find the warmth of a dick and the embrace of a lover within our walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788333
No anon, that entire situation happened because moralist bastards pushed their views on other people and forced her hand. Should she have waited for some other MG to rape him, and take him from her?

>>12788335
And drink her tears? She'd like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788248
Now that's /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788348
>Moralist bastards
Fair point.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788360
Dat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788337
Church of the fallen god is the worst.

I'd bet they would always show up to my door no matter how many times I told them to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788219

NAMBLA is for men who love boys.
They may be pedophiles but at least they aren't faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788366
Isn't that all churches? You really need to let go of this grudge over WHAT YOUR COUSIN CHOSE TO WEAR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788360
hound please color wurm tohka

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788374
Don't feed the troll.

>love boys
>not faggots
>love boys

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788375
Would you send a person with crotchless pants back to their family?

Having an alp for a cousin is bad, but that moment was the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788380

I was referring to the daughteru dickers.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

Alright, before I start the CYOA off tonight I wanted to get some input from you guys on what I have with the Egypt CYOA. Just so I can know if I should keep thinking down this path of thought or come up with something else.

Is a Scholar an interesting profession for a CYOA MC? Or should I leave it open so you guys can choose why he's traveling to Egypt?

Is the harem allowing liked by you usual late nighters? 10:1 Female:Male ratio in the region making it normal.

Would keeping the goal open-ended and up to you guys be good, or should I come up with some sort of end point in place of a time limit? Want to keep it open ended, but I can come up with something heavier on action if desired. Or attempt comedy.

What MGs would you like to see in it? Have some rough and some set ideas for characters, but I'm open to suggestions and requests.

Will start the CYOA right away, but if you want to give some input go ahead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788387
>you can only dick the daughteru while she's a loli

I hate fools like you. And before you rip on loli, remember, it's been here longer than you, and longer on the internet still. Not even a lolifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788381
I am going to send 200 of our sisters with water balloons filled with their sexual fluids and give your house a new coat of paint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788390

>Scholar
Yes. Broad, open-ended mission that lets you go off the "main" questline legitimately due to scientific curiosity. Great choice for exploration CYOA.

>Harem
Double yes.

>Goal
Maybe an ultimate goal, but we can take lots of side trips for the sake of scientific curiosity.

>Girls?
Egyptian. Uhh... Well, we can add them as we go along. It's not like they all have to be introduced at once right at the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788390
Fuck Yeah Harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788337
I'll make sure she won't get any dick for a while.
I would invite her to my home and ask if I could tie her up. When she accepts I would slowly remove and clothes so i;m down to my boxers.I would knee in and whisper into her ear about how I haven't masturbated for a while so I'm backed up with baby batter and how good it would feel to unload it all inside a woman. After this, I would remove her undergarments , making sure I lean in close to her face so she can smell my scent.

Then I would slap a chastity belt onto her and hide the key, followed by laughing at her and rubbing myself over her while she squirms and begs for me to take the belt off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788397

I'm just dicking around, dude. I don't care what people do. I'm just bored.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you guys think of Boar Orc Girls or B'orcs?

They would be like P'orcs. Except their skin would be a darker shade of pink. Larger in size with bigger breasts and asses. And small, short little tusks growing from their mouths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788374
>NAMBLA
>Not faggots.
Even going by 4chan's definition of faggot, those fucktards fit the bill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788390
Yes
Yes.
Scholars do investigate for knowledge's sake, but a goal would be nice, even if it's not the main point of the journey.
Khepri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788390
Girls: Anubis, Sphinx, and Grapesnake seem to be the biggest three mentioned around here for Egyptian-themed places.

Also, bring along one or two MGs from "overseas" before the start. Maybe as guides or something. Because it'll be hard to explain more than a few non-native MGs being in Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788408

Yeah I worded it badly. I wasn't referring to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788390
Yes to scholar anon, I'm not big on harems, but everyone always goes with the harem route, so you should try it. As for monstergirls,try the Egyptian types, as well as the more bookish types as they need more love ( Lich, Crow Tengu)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788399
I'll burn your house to the ground, slash your arms and legs, then pour 100% lemon juice on your wounds.

Or you'll just get fucked in the ass for a few hours with a condom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788390
>Scholar
Sounds cool. I did an Egypt thing where the MC was a Desert Guide.

>Harem
I'd still rather be able to go pure Anubis Route...

>Open-Goal, or timed?
I say start it up, see where it goes.

>Characters
Anubis Anubis Anubis Anubis Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788414
Khepri a cute for sure -- BUT don't they also live in big swarms? Either we'll have 20 or so following MC around or have to explain one special or loner one leaving the rest for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788421
Dude, with several girls in the running the odds of getting a single girl's route is very, very low. Try to look at the bigger picture stuff rather than pushing your desires. We can still get lovey-dovey with them in a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788390
>>12788418
>Lich in Egypt
I second this. Also maybe a Nightmare. I'd love to see Nightmares get more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788399
Not the same guy, but I already explained that I'm sticking with my Amaterasu worship.
Stay the fuck away from my house.
It's people like you that give your church a bad name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788403
That's what you think is happening while she rapes your dumbass silly, because the firsts thing you didn't do was blindfold her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788425
>We'll never be able to go down a single route, so let's just remove the option entirely!
Ugh. Fuck Easy Modo Harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788427
But heat is the anathema for undead. Accelerated decay and all that. It's like a Salamander being in the arctic, or a Yeti being in... well, Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788422
I believe in Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788433
>Accelerated Decay
>Implying MGE Undead Rot
To that I say
>MAMONO MANA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788429
I'll give you that, but what would happen if I did blindfold her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788432
It sounded like you're interested more in the Anubis content than monogamy itself, so a harem would make more sense if that's the case rather than a hit-or-miss with compete monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788419
Good luck getting past the whole congregation. Good luck taking me on if that happens.

>>12788428
I am defending my flock, this man bears a grudge against us for something we are not responsible for. His cousin chose to wear that outfit, we offered him a more conservative one and he refused, saying he liked the breeze between his legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788441
I'm interested in loving, close-knit relationships between two individuals. Three at the absolute max, and that's pushing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788438
Pheromones. Should that fail, well, you didn't bind her with...Well I'm not gonna tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788443
What about a relationship with an MG with multiple heads? Like a Cerberus girl or a Hydra Girl?

Where each head has it's own personailty. It's like a harem, but still with one girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788442
Then can you at least get some of your flock to stop bothering me about not dicking my Daughteru? I understand that not all of you are like that, but please. They're really starting to unsettle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788390
Harem or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788449
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788442
He has the brains of a goldfish without a brain.

You are horrible people that deserve to lose your home and all love.
Send the one with the red hair and the servant fetish to my home tomorrow morning and I'll think about joining

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788449
That sounds horrible

You have to deal with more girls but there's still only one body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788449
In that case though it's much easier to maintain the same level of intimacy with..."All" of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788454
Should we send her sister too? She's a little softer but aside from that you can barely tell them apart

People do things like this with actual Mormons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788451
That's up to you.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

Lets get this show on the road!
http://pastebin.com/1i7P30RA For those that need to catch up.

You're nice and clean, having washed all of the caked on mud off of yourself and scrubbed well. You make sure to wear a clean robe before you head on over to Himizu's room for the night, the halls quiet except for the faint noises of playful games behind closed doors. Seems lots of others are taking advantage of Himizu's decree.
Reaching Himizu's door, you find it closed shut before you. Seems she may not have gotten the news, or is just embarrassed. You focus and look into the room, able to see inside. Her tail is hanging off of her bed a bit, but mostly wrapped around a ball of blanket in the center of the room. You'll need to persuade her to get up or open the door, but she may not hear you under that blanket. You pick up the doll again and move it around, having a lot of practice with the trick as you move it over to the bed and have it jump on Himizu's tail.
The ryu shifts around under the blanket, moving to where the doll is before poking her head out from under the blanket to see what it is.
"Anon?" She asks, seeming to have calmed down a lot even if she looks rather ashamed of herself. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm going to spend the night with you." You tell her honestly.
She stares at the doll for a minute, not seeming to believe it for a few moments before her face starts turning red.
"Y-you don't need to do it out of pity or anything." She frowns.
"It's not out of pity, I just didn't understand how you felt. Maybe we can talk about those things?"
She whines and covers her face again, getting embarrassed by the suggestion.
"Come on, open the door so I can some in." You request, Himizu staying under the blanket to hide her red face.
"N-no..."

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788462
The buttslut? yeah sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788454
We don't want you. Ye are a wolf playing the sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788462
Don't pretend to be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788446
Tell me how to do it right. I want to force a Dark Priest to do chaste things with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788477
More than one person in the flock, Anon. Seconds, thirds in command.

I just want to play too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788406
>I'm bored so I'm gonna shitfling

I hope you get hit by a car, or have a gas leak in your house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788471
Well, if she's too embarrassed, then best to just play the Rule Card.

We won the game.
We've chosen to spend the night with her.
Since she lost, she must allow us to claim that prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788474
>Ye are a wolf fucking the sheep

ftfy
Getting to fuck Dark Priest pussy while not being apart of your shit religion is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788471

So cute. Damn my heart.

>>12788485
This. That way she can convince herself she's only letting you in because of the promise, not because she actually wants you there. It's easier to work around the tsundere/embarrassment than push through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788449
Don't forget chimera.

Everyone forgets chimera

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12788401
I won't introduce all at the start, just the ones that are joining MC on the boat that travels to Egypt. I'll just wait for my head to come up with some fun girls.
>>12788415
Have rough ideas for Sphinx and Grapesnake already.
>>12788418
I'll see if I can add one or both of those in then, don't want to bring too many possible waifus from abroad.

I'll see what I can come up with for a somewhat original Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788492
I don't know if that counts, she has like ethereal heads for fists.

I just want to have a confusing, but entertaining conversation with a Cerberus and her regular, tsundere and thugdere head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788481
INFIDEL! You're one of those monsters who want to "purify" our sisters? I will unleash a Dark Matter on your household myself if you come near out church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788488
The Fallen God is not to be trifled with, neither are her followers. Repent, or we will be forced to serve as her hand in judgement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788499
*our

Should have said heretic instead of monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788499
I'm going to hold hands with her, call her cute, cuddle on the couch with her and watch a movie, make her hot cocoa and make a fire for her, kiss her soft little tummy,tickle her ears, make her wear conservative clothing, and worse of all, I'll ask her to explore her other interests other then sex and support them .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788484

I made a single post about the NAMBLA. Your reaction is totally appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>not wanting to dick the pixie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788516
I hope you like Pandemonium, because that's where you're going. Enemy of our faith, you shall have none of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788531

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12788471

"I won the game, and we agreed to the rules Himizu. Open the door." You tell the ryu with a stern voice. Himizu flinches, whining as she stays where she is but wraps herself tighter in the blankets as the locks of the door open, the heavy slab of wood and metal swinging open. You head inside, the door closing behind you with a 'clunk'.
The room is lit by the lamps inside lining the walls, reflecting a bit off the water as you walk past the pure spring water to the bed where the ryu is hiding in her large, soft blankets. You pick the doll up and place it back in it's place before looking down at the ryu, wondering when she is going to come out. You'll need to coax her out.
But first, you look around the room. She has plenty of personal belongings in the room, and you notice some very fine sand in a jar and rough crystals laying on a desk, among many small crystal statues of different animals and shapes. There is of course the bookshelf, full of different scrolls and leather bound texts. And the unguarded dresser, ready for anyone to snoop through. Even with Himizu in the room, it'd be easy to snoop through her things.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788506
I'm gonna steal away one of your Priests, marry her, dress her as conservative as possible, then treat her like a normal human girlWhile encouraging us not having as much sex

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12788531
Dormice are tight enough, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788541
Option 1) Tell her if she doesn't come out, you'll join her underneath the blanket without a shirt and pants.

Option 2) Begin snooping through her belongings until she realizes what you're doing and comes out to stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788543
Your aims are too low, Anon.

Convert her to Catholicism. Make her become a nun. Stay with her until her cooch atrophies from disuse, all while dating a human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788541
Resist temptation.

Ask her about the crystals and statues. They seem curious. A hobby perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788548
This I guess. First we need to get her to calmly open up to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788541
>>12788546
>>12788548

FUCK. Now I'm actually curious what's in her dresser. She doesn't wear a bra, and can't wear panties, for all we know. What DOES she wear? I'm not even pushing for a perverted route option, I'm actually curious now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788547
We should make a horror story about this.

To scare little Dark Priests into stay with their religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788543
>>12788547
Okay, seriously, I don't think you fucker belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788548
Seconded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788548
This, pervert option isn't going to help here.

>>12788497
It would be like that, only she has one head

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788558
Is it so wrong to enjoy both corruption and purification?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788540
I'm going to be honest, I wasted my night playing Devil Survivor overclocked instead of doing cookanon or working on some new story ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788556
>>12788561

mystery underwear box

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788563
It is when you want to ruin the girl I like. You're just as bad as the yurifags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788573
Aaaaayyy, fuck you too buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788567
Open the box, open the box!!

It's like I'm back on /a/ again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788573
C'mon, I was trying to help her lead Anon into a life of debauchery until the alternative sounded more fun. I'm not your enemy.

Not truly, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788567
>You will never go on an MG panty raid.
>You will never score a pair of kinky latex panties from a Dark Elf.
>You will never grab a pair of boxers from a Red Oni. Being careful not to wake her while she lies in a drunken sleep on her bed.
>You will never spend ages looking for a Succubus' panties, when you finally realize she doesn't actually wear any. She then sneaks up behind you. Her spadetail slowly wrapping around your neck while she states 'What a kinky boy you are~'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788575
>Ayy

Why don't you go back to /s4s/ if you're so bored. You contribute nothing but shitposting.

>>12788578
>want to take away everything that makes Dar Priest, Dark Priest
>not an enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788588
>Wants to help a dark priest do what she does best
>Enemy
I'm just as fickle as luck is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788587
>You will never grab a pair of boxers from a Red Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788587
>implying I didn't just grab the silk pair from the kitsune, along with the rope pair from the spidergirl, and the doritto from the shirohebi and thne got the fuck outa there.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12788541

You leave her bed for now and move over to the desk to look at the crystal sculptures on the desk, picking one up to feel the very smooth surface of the little mouse shaped statue. Inspecting closer, you find that most of them are more round things displayed as a success, but looking through the drawers you find the raw crystals in one, failed statues in another, and some rough cloth in another. The ones that are a success are rather nice looking, but the ones where she's attempted to do people are all broken in the failure drawer. She seems to use the same method as the stone polishing for this, on a smaller scale.
"These are very pretty, how long did it take you to make them?" You ask.
Himizu panics a moment, flailing her tail around as she struggles to get out of her blanket cocoon. It misses you, but hits her dresser. Some miko robes fall out, but the heavy hit from the tail also causes a drawer to open up and expose a bunch of sealing strips with no markings on them, the ryu diving off the bed when she sees the drawer open to close it.
"Couldn't you have used your magic to do that?" You ask, the ryu looking up at you from her place flat on the ground with a face of realization before blushing again.
"I didn't think of it! And be careful with those, they'll break if you drop them!" Himizu pouts, 'standing' up and moving over to make sure you haven't touched anything you weren't supposed to. You're tempted to ask about the sealing strips and why she was so embarrassed about them, the robes floating back into the dresser as Himizu adjusts the little statue's positions on the desk.
(continued)

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12788596
"So, this is your hobby?" You ask, Himizu looking up and nodding.
"Yeah, I used to just make jewelry but got bored of that, so now I'm trying these. We get the crystals from the bottom of the hot spring, there are a lot down there. It's pretty hot that deep though." She explains, inspecting a half finished welcoming cat statue in a yellow crystal. "The sand was hard to make, I had to grind sand with sand and it took forever, so don't knock the pot off the desk either."
"You really think I'm the clumsy one here?" You ask with a grin.
She blushes a bit and frowns, mumbling something to herself as she moves back to the bed and plops down on her belly.

Whatdo now master anon?

>>12788595
The kitsune was actually a kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788592
No, you just don't like Dark Priests. Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787006
10 Hours late and I don't care.

Hang out near wasp nest and get stung so I can go see the pretty WereSheep Nurse.

Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788594
Yes Anon.

Sweaty, sake-scented Oni boxers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788597
Sit next to her on the bed and talk about your hobbies, since everyone's just spilling beans here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788598
I actually do, they're pretty great. The thing is that I'm a bit of a sufferingfag, so the idea of things working both ways intrigues me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788597

>Sealing strips.
So basically bandaids for underwear? Super-lewd level Dragon. Feigns innocence, actually kinkiest of all.

Sit on the bed and run your hands through her hair (and/or headpats) to calm her down, then we heart to heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788597
Well then it's a good thing Heqet was the only one to notice me leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788557
Why would you need to scare anyone into staying with us? We offer, shelter, community, love and sex. All of our member's needs are met. What does the outside world offer but war, pestilence, deception and grief?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788597
At some point, just ask straight out.

Do the Sealing Strips cover her crotch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788613
Beer and nachos. Alpollo is actually a hell of a temptress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788609
>pretty great
>not best

Your words betray you, find a new waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788618
>new waifu
I don't have a waifu, Anon, just preferences. Isn't that almost what she would want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788613
Holy fuck has it been a while since I've seen this pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788615
I laughed. Can beer and nachos compete with an eternal resting place, safe from pain and fear, in the embrace of your lover under the protection of The Fallen God?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788587
>You will never don scuba gear and steal the wet, in both senses, panties from an Ara Ara~ Kraken.
>You will never allow yourself to be strongly hugged by a cheerful Yeti out in a snow storm, slipping off her thick, fluffy panties off of her without her noticing.
>You will never carefully pluck off a fairy's miniature panties with a pair of tweezers without waking her up.
>You will never write your will, finish you bucket list, then head deep into a cave to retrieve an Ushi-Oni's sealed pantsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788625
The fuck, I just wrote this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788626
Sufficient good beer paired with good nachos is a religious experience all its own, father... or is it mother? How would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788619
Why the fuck are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788619
>no waifu

So you're just here to troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788631
Alpollo the Kings queen of the queers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788626
Alp pussy is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788642
>>12788643
I'm here to fap and indulge in interesting conversation. A waifu wouldn't be a boon to either of those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788631
It's Father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788627
>You will never carefully pluck off a fairy's miniature panties with a pair of tweezers without waking her up.
Imagine trying to do that. It'll be like conducting surgery. Sweat dripping from your brow, your haggered breaths puffing from your surgical mask so you don't accidentally wake her up by a puff of air. your hands slightly shaking as the tweezers near their mark. All the while doing it under a faint light, not too bright so it doesn't wake her, but bright enough that you can see what you're doing
Then that wave of victory when the deed is done, making a silent fist pump and a barely audible 'Yes' as the holy grail rests in your hands, it's warmth feeling light a soft ember in your palm.
Then you wear it on your finger as a badge of honour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788652
I'm gonna stop talking to you now, you smell of troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788626
If you wear Alpollo's panther thong on your head, you get a discount at Porkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788657
4koma when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788657
Like a frat boy building a ship in a bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788631
>>12788650
But can it soothe and protect your eternal soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788662
I guess that's one way to get use out of the growing pile of the panties Alpollo keeps sending you.

She can be pretty persistent.

>>12788664
>The next morning a very embarrassed, blushing fairy flies around, getting in people's faces and demanding that they give back her pantsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788597
All right anon, let's get down to business.

We need to marry the Ryu, she's the only one who came danger close to Yan over us.

Also it has plenty of sappy things like talking about how we ignored her at first because we thought she was to high end for smucks like us to manage.

Then we can go on about how we'd marry her to protect her from that NTR curse like a good man who lives his life correctly. All the kisses up until now were genuine affection blanketed in "games" and such.

Say something like "Even if I failed to defeat the Warlord, I'd never let him take you away from me."

Also...elude to a dirty joke about wanting to help her make it rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788670
Of course! As you soothe and protect the alp, the alp also soothes and protects you. Through dick, bliss. Beer and nachos don't hurt, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788672
>There are fairies on campus RIGHT NOW that have to resort to either making their own pantsu or going commando
T'is rough in MGCollege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788676
Agreed
propose to the ryuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788672
>embarrassed, blushing fairy
>implying her Pixie friends won't make you regret your actions
You boxers will end up all over the place.
>>12788677
Alps love sundaes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788676
Yes, we need to take responsibility. Especially since she'd rather suffer the curse than be with anyone but us. That's some deep love shit right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788676
>>12788683
>>12788688
>Suddenly, everyone wants to propose to the Ryu and accelerate to the end.
C'mon guys, I agree NTR Curse is awful, but c'mon.
I'm still rooting for Mimita.

Does this mean Harem-Fags looking forward to Easy Mode in the Egypt CYOA have gone to bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788682
>Pixies
>Going commando
>Implying this is a backup plan and not the standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788686
>The final challenge for anyone to join the frat house known as The Pixie's is to steal an Anon's boxers while he's asleep.
A dangerous thing, this pantsu raiding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788677
Well, as long as you're happy. Our doors are always open to those in need.

Except purityfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788697
>Harem-Fags
I take offense to this, but I've already given up on my desire to make everyone happy. I'm not fit to be a shounen MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788702
And my keg too, is always tapped for Fallen God bros (and broettes). C'mere and give us a hug, Father. Mind the alp, she's a little handsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Leave shortly after monster girls got moved to /jp/
>Come back
>3092 posts
>276 posters
I'm glad the image limit is reached, because I have no appropriate reaction image in my folder. Best part is, glorious lich was at the start of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788707
But the image limit isn't reached yet

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I can't stop laughing.
Please, all of you, read the following.
http://polyleisle.tumblr.com/post/104829463973/titovka-and-bergmutzen
And then imagine it with a Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788706
>Mind the alp
>constantly whining "Onii-chan!"
>even though she's at least four years older than you
>>12788707
>image limit is reached
It isn't, but you're not allowed to post reaction images anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey I had an interesting thought.
A Manticore is out looking to rape someone. and sure enough she finds someone and tackles him
.
Instead of screaming and fighting he is like "oh wow, you are hot, lets do it"
how would she react?
"Oh yeah bitch, use that tail pussy, make me jizz"

Would she lose interest?
or what?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12788597

You move over to sit on the bed beside her with your legs crossed, gently patting her head as she lays there beside you. She flinches a moment, red face getting darker, but she doesn't move as you keep stroking her hair.
"It looks like a fun hobby. Closest thing I had to a hobby at the head temple was making fun looking charms to put the charm into. I only worked with rope, cloth, and paper." You smile, Himizu seeming to calm down even more as her tail relaxes around the two of you.
"I don't need to make too many of those. Nobody comes to this temple for them since it's so far away from most towns, and the priestesses at the local shrines make them themselves." Himizu admits, seeming to get less embarrassed by the head petting through her short bobcut as you keep doing it.
"I've painted some sealing strips too, when there was an outbreak of living marbles turned girls. The person who kept them loved them too much he never sold any, and when they became tiny hand-tall things they started causing annoyance for lots of men they latched onto. Jealous little things."
Himizu snickers a bit as she hears the story, trying to suppress laughter that wants to come out.
"All their voices were squeaky and tiny, it was pretty hard to understand the things. We finally rounded them all up after a few weeks, we think. Might still be a few out there."
(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788717
She'd be like
>A cock's a cock!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12788719

"Squeaky voices..." She giggles and snickers more, tail shifting around you as she keeps trying to hold it in. A small tickle to her side and she bursts out laughing, falling onto the floor with a small 'ouch!''. You resist your own urge to laugh and just smile at her as she gets up with a huff but a smile.
"You made that up!"
"Maybe a little." You admit, smiling back at her. "It's good seeing you laugh like a normal person, I don't get intimidated by your status when you're like that."
Himizu blinks a few times, plopping back onto the bed on her belly again where she was before.
"Is it that intimidating? Me being a ryu?"

Whatdo master anon?

Proposal idea came when I was almost done and didn't flow right, will keep comment on strip panties in mind if I can fit it into next posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788713
>Spoiler
Except with a yandere Kikimora, who would gladly burn the entire world down to please her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788706
Salut.

I'm no stranger to handsy alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788710
I just noticed that, how in the fuck? [spoiler[ And since I have no appropriate reaction image, and according to >>12788714 that's a nono now, have some of best unofficial monster girl.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788686
>Pixies hold your boxers just out of reach. Taunting you while you try to jump for them. Trying to cover yourself awkwardly as you do.
>Succubus Dean comes in, inspecting the rooms and to see how the Human students are coping.
>Sees you being bullied by several Pixies while you've gone commando.
>She puts a hand to her face. 'Ara ara~'s then closes the door to let things 'sort themselves out'.

Such is life as a student at Monster Girl College.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788717
She'd probably just try being so rough he didn't like it. If he was really DTF she'd be out of her element though. Is that how you dom a manticore? Sheer determination to fuck them no matter what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788697
Listen anon, I'm pretty sure we made that Ryu girl cry.

Can you really be okay with that? Making her cry over us because we keep tantalizing all the girls instead of trying to actually sit down and think about who to be with?

The current harem route won't work, at best we'll end up being beaten and then Alped by the Bi-Corn to become another wife for her Warlord Incubus husband and at worse we'll end up getting killed after the Warlord literally fucks our three waifus in front of us in hardcore NTR.

Like some kind of sick twist on Bane where he kills us only after we truly suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788723
Tell her at first, but once you get to know her, you're just a soft cuddly lamia with a hard outer shell
Or something cute like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788723
>Spoiler
>Panties
Yes yes, very good, thank you sir.

And as for this one, well, I'd say so. They are frequently conflated with Gods, and worshiped as such, so it is quite intimidating, the thought of having one as a romantic partner, or even a friend. Though the fact that she's so cute, innocent, and heck, even her clumsiness, helps to alleviate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788733
>at best we'll end up being beaten and then Alped by the Bi-Corn to become another wife for her Warlord Incubus husband
>at best
Yes. We might deserve this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788733
...I'm fine with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788587
>You will never have your boxers stolen by a monster girl
>You will never find them sniffing them later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788723
While I would like to see the proposal thing personally, it really depends on how close we are to finishing. Don't want to cut out the tiger and mouse lovers if we've still got a few more weeks to go in the sessions. But if you're thinking of ending it quite soon, do the proposal.

Also tell her, uhh, she's intimidating when she's acting as the temple head but absolutely adorable as a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788733
>Implying the other girls wouldn't cry if we abruptly chose the Ryu now.

I'd rather not Harem. I think it's a bad idea, especially for this CYOA. But I still think it's too soon. We've got a week in-game yet. Soon anon. Soon. The choice will come soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788713
>Dumbass kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788741
>You will never tell her all she had to do was ask
>You will never teabag her
Suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788717
She still fucks him if getting away unscathed were that easy this question wouldn't get asked a hundred different ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788741
>>12788747
>Tfw I fap straight into my underwear
I'd probably wake up to find succubi with their faces pressed against my bedroom window, like stray cats after a free meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788741
>You'll never know what it's like in MGCollege
I'd like to revoke my life card

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788741
It's an endless struggle. To steal panties why keeping your own safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788754
>Not fapping into her underwear in exchange, and getting her pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788754
>I fap straight into my underwear
Go on. N-not for me. For the Alps. They miss being able to do stuff like that. That's why some of them still wear boxers and slip their spadetail out of the hole in the front and pretend to fap.
On webcam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788758
To win one must wear the panties one steals. In that manner you have an endless supply of undergarments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788754
Oh god, that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788744
Nigger do you know what will happen if we get close to all of them before choosing one?

That's when you really hurt a person, no amount of explanations to them can make up for the pain.

Honestly now I kind of want the harem route to continue to see how Nyanon BAD ENDs anon.

With Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788741
It's an endless struggle. To steal panties while keeping your own safe.

The worst part is if they try to steal some, but you don't have any to steal, they might just settle for raping you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788769

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788587
But I want to obtain Anubis panties.

>>12788741
But I wear briefs.

>>12788747
>Teabagging
That does sound very pleasurable.

>>12788754
Me too anon. I bet they'd like that.

Now, is anybody else thinking of Pantyjobs? Y'know, where a girl wraps your dick in her panties and then gives a hand/foot/tit/whateverjob you like?

Usually hand though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788769
"Dude let ush in, we're fairiess!"
"Don't you believe in fairiesh?"
"Oh god I'm sho wet."
"Is he still hard? I can't see!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788770
I think we're passed the point of being able to choose one without hurting the others, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788776
>briefs
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Ryuu-a-best.
I really think she would make the best choice, i think the head priestess had her in mind when she sent us out there to marry someone.
Who would be the best choice to defeat the villain?
I am sure the jinko will be fine with her new best friend
The mouse will get over it, shes like that
The Ryuu is the best option my friends and the harem end is not good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788754
>>12788759
My perverts.

>>12788761
You're on fire tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788773
>Taken out at the starting gate.jpg

Sometimes it's just not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788759
>You will never host an Underwear Exchange Program at MGU
>>12788761
Just what it say on the tin, I diddle my fiddle all inside my boxers. It becomes a problem when I haven't fapped in a while, because then I just get this big gloop of cum in my boxers, and it smells if I don't do laundry soon after. I'm not sure if I like that yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788781
I find them comfortable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788758
>After a long and daring adventure within the womans dorms, you have successfully returned unscathed with the possetions of half the dorms panties
>Your frat house commend you for being their lord in savior, managing to get panties from Dormice to Manticore, to even those spats that one Oni wore
>Now, after such a lengthy adventure, it is time to relax in your room and get some shut eye, for tomorrow is the day to will get the holy grail itself: thee Legendary Dean's lewd panties
>There are of one pair, of a lone pair in which none has seen. But tomorrow, tomorrow will be the day in which you will get those and add it to your collection
>But that is tommorow, and in the world known as now, it is time for rest
>Or so that's what you would've done if you didn't enter your room to the scene of a group of Mamono raiding your underwear drawer, some even sniffing, no, inhaling the scent
>The base has been compromised

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788784
Fair? I envy the bastard. He was too fucking dense to even deserve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788779
Then we must choose one so we don't hurt them any harder!

Minimize the pain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788781
Not him, but they move the least of the holy underwear trifecta (underwear, briefs, boxers). They cover your hip-thigh joints so they don't rub up into there, nor do they stab you in the ass/balls with the razor-sharp crease down the middle that boxers have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788741
>walk in unnoticed on kikimora doing your laundry
>she put in everything but your boxers, which are all in a small pile on the floor
>she kneels down and scoops up the pile
>proceeds to rub your boxers on her face, inhaling deeply
>from an angle, you can see a stupified grin cross her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788792
>razor-sharp crease
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788792
Not the anon, but they're so tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788781
>>12788792
>Not wearing boxer briefs

Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788785
You don't throw them in the washing machine before giving them a good scrubbing right? I have a fear that one day, I'll just be walking around, minding my own business, when some guy with one of those lights that lets you see semen and other fluids will shine it on me, and my clothes will light up like an aurora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788787
>"Looks like we caught ourselves a thief here girls."
>"You want to know what we do to thieves who have the balls to steal from Minotaurus?"
>"Don't answer that, you'll have all night to figure it out little thief boy..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788799
Nah, I just toss them in the washer and be done with it. I highly doubt anyone will just walk up to me with one of those lights though.

Side note, you ever think that the people who use those lights at crime scenes ever worry about lighting themselves up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788805
>we will never see a movie about a young guy who has to participate in the Running of the Minotaurs against his will because he stole the panties of a Minotaur
Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow just watch our image count disappear with all these lame posts .
Can you delete some of those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788816
>page 10
>one more thread to go before us
No.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12788744
Well, more like that night and 5 more in story days, but it can happen early if you guys choose one.

"You were at first. The head ryu and her family required a lot of respect at the head temple, and was treated like a goddess. And worshiped as such. It makes it hard to see them as something approachable." You admit, "But you're so cute, innocent, and even clumsy. You're still someone to respect, but I got to like you as a person instead of an authority figure. You're like a sweet candy you need to get through the hard shell to get to the gooey center."
Himizu is blushing a bit but not reacting as she looks at you from her spot on the bed, turning over onto her back and adjusting her tail's position by the bed as she slides up and towards the center.
"You're not lying, right?" Himizu asks, sitting up to look at you, still a bit embarrassed.
"Why would I lie?" You ask.
She ponders for a moment before shaking her head. "I don't think you would."
You smile, before pointing at the drawer.
"So, do all ryu wear those strips as underwear?" You ask, Himizu whining and flipping over to hide her face in a pillow as her tail flips up and pins you on the bed by accident, wiggling around.
"Noooooo!! They usually wear cloth wraps, but I don't like the constriction and it means my chest is bare too..." She speaks into the pillow, though you can still hear.
You move the tail off yourself when it stops moving, before spotting something odd on the tail. One scale out of pattern, sticking out of the rest. It seems tempting to touch, but that may not be the best idea. Right?

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788805
>In the end they stole all his underwear
>All of them
>Even all the underwear in the entire frat house
>It's either go commando or initiate Operation: The Great Raid

[Anonymous No.]

>There's a guy at the MGU dorms. People call him the Panty Pilferer
>Partly because no one actually knows his real name
>They say he's stolen panties from every MG on campus, even has them archived and labeled.
>Oni boxers, Succubus thongs, you name it, he's got it.
>MGs have tried to get back at him by stealing his underwear in retaliation
>They always leave empty handed though, because he's never worn a pair of underwear that were his in his entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788808
>you ever think that the people who use those lights at crime scenes ever worry about lighting themselves up?

Like how? They fell into some unsavory fluid or something? Or something they did beforehand? I'd say they take steps to make sure that doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
Press it, I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
[x] touch reverse scale

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
Only married men may touch that scale Nyanon.

No touchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788820
Posting images for it's own sake is, especially old ones, is not okay. Not him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
No NO NO NO NO
Do not, DO NOT, touch the scale. Get a 50m distance from it. Quarantine it. Just delete any thought of touching it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
Stroke it. I've been pulling for Ryu this whole time and now it's my chance to shine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
>before spotting something odd on the tail. One scale out of pattern, sticking out of the rest. a bright and holy light from the heavens shines upon it making it twinkle like a star, you swear you hear angels singing and trumpeting , never before have you seen something this tempting to touch


fixed for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788833
>for it's own sake
Are you a magical man who can read people's minds and tell why they post something? No? Then how can you say that? Why would you care at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
>>12788829
Clearly it's a scale she forgot to polish. Lick your thumb and give it a good, firm rubbing so all her scales match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
>Doesn't like cloth undies
>Wears lewd paper strips instead.
Heh, what a per-
>Reverse Scale
No. No no no no.
No no no no no no no.
Don't give in anons. We must not press. Must not. No. Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788846
Don't deny it. You want to see her ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
L-Lick it! Just kidding though please don't actually do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788834
>>12788846

>Telling people to definitely not press a button.

It's like you're saying, "Never, ever open this large, sealed box with question marks painted all over it. There is definitely nothing inside."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788846
>I'll put a bigger "do not touch" sign over the big red button1 That'll stop them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788842
Purpose is of no import, dumping is looked down on, don't be selfish.

I bet you're that guy who was dumping rachnee and Ahri earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788846
Can he resist the temptation to rub the shiny scale?
The shiny candy like scale.
That glorious shiny scale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
Nope, don't touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788857
No, I don't do dumps. But at this point in the thread, there is literally NO reason not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788847
I think you have that backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788846
Anon, buttons were meant to be pushed.

If that means everything gets destroyed by High Impact Sexual Violence, I am ready for that, because it's the PRINCIPLE that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
Don't touch it.

But make a dirty joke about seeing her reverse scale.

[Anonymous No.]

Give it a nice sweet gentle kiss to clean it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788863
You mean touching the reverse scale doesn't turn her into a sex fiend who will stop at nothing to reach climax time after another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788862
We are 3100 posts in, this thread could easily reach 3500, if a bit more. There is no reason to burn image posts just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788871
This.
Dirty joke is a must.

>"Oooooh my, could this be the fabled...Reverse Scale? And showing it off so blatantly...Himizu, I didn't realize you were into that..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788871
mention how pretty it is, not a dirty joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788877
Did you miss the part where we're the second to last thread on the catalog? We won't be here forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788874
I mean she will wring you dry and you'll be the on e ahegaoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788864

So, on account of the curse, does this mean she can only do anal? And will it destroy her pride and dignity when someone so innocent realizes they gave their first time to their true love in the ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788879
>didn't realize you were into that
We've made that joke with her before. Is this a running gag now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
Touch it, touch the hell out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
Oh come on we have to touch it.

Touch the scale.
Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788884
I am going to also request you please refrain from posting so many images.
Please stop being selfish, 3 people have asked you nicely. can you just agree for once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788888
Quintuples doesn't lie. ANAL AHEAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788891
We just got her to admit that she uses strips of adhesive sealing paper as underwear in place of more normal cloth garb.

So yes. Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788896
>request you
Do you want me to delete>>12788773? Is that really a problem to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788884
Did you miss the part where threads here take forever to die? It's common courtesy to everyone, lurk more. We are still getting newfags, we don't need the dragging their bad habits from /a/ here and thinking it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788821
Mention it, don't touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788902
>calling someone a newfag
Oh for fuck's sake this is getting embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788888

Quintuplets. The gods look upon this anal union between this man and Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788901
Is anyone discussing it? Does it serve any purpose but illustrating something you remember you saw once because of what >>12788769 >>12788754 said? You could have posted that and called it a day, but then >>12788784
>>12788788
What for? It serves no purpose and everyone's seen them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I sense this psychic voice of all those people in this thread chanting 'touch it touch it touch' it in their minds


Rub her scales near it and comment on how attractive it is.
if she is intentionally offering it to us she can turn into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788923
^ this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788909
>I can't read

I said we're still getting newfags, I didn't say you. What I was trying to say was to discontinue the habit of dumping just because a thread's dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788918
I only posted one of those pictures, and I deleted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788888
>those digits

I can really get behind this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788923
This, just play dumb, act like you don't know what a reverse scale is. You're just innocent and naive.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12788821

"This sure is a pretty scale here, it stands out like some sort of jewel among your scales. I wonder what it is? Could this be what they call a reverse scale? And you're just showing it to me, you lewd dragon." You tease, raising a finger as Himizu looks back with wide eyes.
"Wait, don't touch tha-"
You poke the scale with your finger. Or you almost do. You're stopped a tiny distance from it and there is a thunderclap, blinding light, and a mildly painful shock through your entire body. You fall onto your back, body twitching a bit. She moves her tail away from you, moving up over your head with a tiny frown.
"I told you not to... a-after that time at the obstacle course I found it and put a defensive charm on it..." She admits, still blushing a bit as she looks down at you, knowing that you can't move. She slips her tail under your head and strokes your hair, looking around the room as she tries to think of what to say.
"You... wanted to touch it though..." She mumbles to herself, almost sounding a bit happy about it.
You sit like that for a while, the effects of the shock wearing off after a short while and you can feel sensation return to your limbs as the tingling goes away. Seems like a rather effective defense for that vulnerable point.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788936
This is truly Schrodingers scale

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788777
anon, my sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788942
I think you've read the last 20 posts. Don't make us repeat it again.

Tell her what we want. DO IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788942
Ask to stick the tip of her tail in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788797
boxer briefs a master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788934
Cookie for you. May other anons follow your example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788942
The gods have already spoken with quintuplets.

>>12788888

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788942
Little bit of joking about how you're not the only one with a charm put on you? You can be Charm-Buddies with her!

So ask for her tail tip up your butt.

That was a joke. I actually like the idea of >>12788951 though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788942
Ask to touch it.

Don't do anal. she doesn't have a butthole in the normal place. seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788969
oh, and this too >>12788951
but don't be weird about it, don't just ask out of the blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788969
Whats with the threadcanon about snake-bottoms not having normal orifices like very single other half-animal hybrid MG? I mean, KC even goes through all the trouble of drawing their skin bits right down to the top of the thighs to make it pretty clear they have butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788942
Quick anons. What's the best way to trick her into letting us touch her sensitive reverse scale?

[Anonymous No.]

dragon
anal
first
date

w
t
f
is wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.]

>Touch fluffy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788983
GRAB HER OWN HAND/TAIL AND USE IT TO TOUCH THE SCALE. SHE CAN'T SHOCK HERSELF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788989
Or maybe she will, and paralyze herself, leaving her vulnerable to be ravished at our leisure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788980
their spine extends past where their butthole would be if they were human. it doesn't pierce through the spine and it doesn't wrap around the spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788983
just wait til it is offered again.
I dont think asking to touch a girls vagoo is appropriate , so asking to touch a scale is about the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789000
Why not just kiss her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788988
Literally the best thing to ever come from a fantasy MMO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788999
>Implying normal anatomy logic applies when we have centaurs with two torsos and two pussies.

Or the spine could shift closer towards the center mass if we assume the snake tail is "solid" and not completely hollow for swallowing prey. Particularly since it's used as a permanent stand for the human half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789010
That's not Elins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789014
Why did the author tag it as an Elin then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788988
Those ears must be so fucking soft. Like touching high quality velvet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789014
Um, anon?
Pretty sure it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789013
The centaur comparison doesn't work in my book because the vagoo mark two doesn't involve messing with the spine.
>the spine could shift closer towards the center mass
That... just doesn't sit right with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788988
Big. Fluffy. Ears.

[Anonymous No.]

I say hug her and kiss her.
and tell her how damn cute she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789021
Because people make mistakes? Kind hard to tell when all you see is her face, if she is one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789013
>Or the spine could shift closer towards the center mass if we assume the snake tail is "solid" and not completely hollow for swallowing prey.

Snakes aren't hollow. Snakes are like one massive chest cavity. This makes about as much sense as humans having their spine in the center of their gut

>>12789029
>That... just doesn't sit right with me.
Cause he's an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789013
>Actually suggesting any of this seriously
>Not knowing how muscles are attached and how locomotion and weight work
>Completely ignoring basic bilateral symmetry

I'm too tired for this. This is below remedial anatomy tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789039
When is the right time to ask a fox girl if you can touch her ears?

I bet they're very sensitive to lewd whispering as well.

[Anonymous No.]

MG Maids doing battle, sweaters with cleavage cut outs, Anon's who can't tell what is and isn't an elin!

What's next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788988
That shell looks like a huge turd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789041
You'd have to be some kind of special to misidentify your own drawing. Even more special than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789044
>I'm too tired for this. This is below remedial anatomy tier.
I know, right?

Guys if your anatomical knowledge peaked in highschool health class, don't bother trying justify shifting stuff around

[Anonymous No.]

Poor lamia types.
They will never know they joy of having a reverse scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789044
stole the words right from my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789029

As opposed to what, her entire snake half being a hollow, massive intestine? There's literally no reason for it to be hollow unless you think her tail end opens up to swallow prey hole. Plus, it's unlikely to be a standard thin snake tail if it has to lift a human half 24/7.

Solid muscle with a spine down the center like most animal tails makes by far the most sense.

Plus, Ryus are dragons, not snakes.

>>12789044
>Being this autistic (literally) in regards to a setting where much more fantastical and impossible things exist, including living goo, and mono-gender reproduction.

Suspension of disbelief, anon.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12788950
>>12788959
Okay, I got it. The charm was planned from the start though.

>>12788942

"I'd still like have some fun with you Himizu. Are you sure I can't touch it?" You ask, grinning up at her. The ryu looks down at you, blushing more but shaking her head.
"NO! Not until... it's only for who I marry!" Himizu complains, turning and flopping down on her belly again as the tail slides out from under your head. You can sit up now, so you do so and turn to look at her.
"If you say so. I can still make you do anything I want tonight though." You tease her, Himizu whining and hiding her face in the pillow.
"I could even do this, and you can't stop me." You grin, grabbing the end of her tail and pulling it up. She flips over and looks at you, hugging the pillow to her chest while keeping wide eyes.
"Stick it in my mouth."
Himizu blinks, looking confused. "Wh-why?"
"Because I said so." You tell her.
Himisu whimpers, but moves the tip to your face to stick it in. You give it a gentle nibble and play with it, Himizu squirming and whining.
"Stop that, it's weird!" She complains, making you take it out.
"Well, how about we do something else? How about anal?"
Himizu blinks, clueless what the word means.
"It means putting something up your tail end."
She has to think about it for a moment to get it, face turning dark red as she squishes the pillow in her arms looks at you with wide eyes.
"But I poop from there!!"

Whatdo master anon?

Was going to make the anal entrance at the tail end, but anons are wanting to do it so I might bend and put it in the 'proper' place, biology be damned.

Keep forgetting to post this, difficulty ratings for final battle.
Easy modo: Himizu. Hard mode ???
Medium modo: Mimita. Medium mode ???
Hard modo: Toriza. Easy mode ???

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789051
I want the busty dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789054
You think I'm special? I-I like you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789049
I'd say the order of touching/fucking is:

Oral > Anal > Vaginal > Tail Touching > Holding Hands > Ear touching

[Anonymous No.]

Does it look like a little girl and look like it is totally illegal to sex : Elin
problem fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789051
I know people get real anal about the image limit.

But do you have that MGs in maid outfits picture where it's a wizard, a thief and a warrior raiding a dungeon and they're being attacked by MG maids?

Though the warrior managed to make off with the loot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789062
It's not my job to suspend my disbelief. It's the material's job to be marginally plausible in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789062
>Suspension of disbelief, anon.
As soon as you start bringing up actual anatomy you can't wave that around. You don't SCIENCE and tell other people not to examine the SCIENCE for what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789059
We could always ask Deruella for one. Making monsters more lustful, she'd be all over that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789062

Don't try to cover your stupidity by calling people names anon. It makes everyone else laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789063
KC tends to be extremely strict about sexual bits being human. Virtually all MGs have a humanoid torso with human-style breasts, ass, and presumably vaginas (save for maybe slimes and non-humanoids). So I imagine Ryus have similar human-based anatomy, even if some anons are being autistic about anatomy in a fantasy setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789063
I can't believe you actually listened to my suggestion. I put it there as a joke, but people started voting for it.

Also, I don't understand difficulty ratings. Which is it, hard or easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789063
Thats it
Ryuu wins
I am sold
wrap her up, I am taking her home with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789067
>non sexual organs last

Sometimes, monsters are retarded.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12789085
First part of battle, second part of battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789073
>As soon as you start bringing up actual anatomy you can't wave that around

What are Dullahans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789094
>What are Dullahans.
Fantastical creatures. Leave it at that and you're set, start trying to bullshit reasons they might actually exist and you run into the same problem: they can't, and for that reason you can't explain them. In the process of trying you'd crush anyones SoD though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789051
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iO9cGopQq0&t=1m40s

To be, maid of Sigmar, for the emperor!

[Anonymous No.]

I guess its time to vanilla the Ryuu
Kissing
Hugging
HAND HOLDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789094
Every scifi/fantasy is the same. Rule of minimal bullshit.

Dullahans need magic, so do undead and a load of other things. Most monsters needed it to be created in the first place. But what you're suggesting for lamias is as retarded as arguing five anuses for a dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789063
do it in her normal, human anatomically correct butt

>>12789082
what this anon said. kc even tried to give centaurs human vaginas, remember? i seriously doubt the same guy would give ryus snake cloaicas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789063
>anal entrance at the tail end
that's what makes sense to me.
use her tail to touch the scale.

Though I think it's retarded, for the sake of ryu-fucking I will let bizarro-placement buttholes slide. but only this one time.

Why are the modos arranged the way they are? why does himizu start out easy then become difficult?

>>12789082
It's probably time we started ignoring this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789063
I once knew a guy who wrote a tail-body type, a Medusa, as having an anus near the tip of her tail. It was an RP.

Really rather hot. Stick it in the hole, and then use her tail like an onahole.

Anyway, I still think just teasing for the night.
We make a decision in the morning, after having spent the night with her. We'll have spent time with each of the girls fairly equally, and we should be able to give a fair decision to them, together, in the morning.

I'm still rooting for Mimita.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789090
A girl's ears are very sensitive and sensual. They can't just let everyone cop a feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789063
C'mon why are people so damn obsessed with anal with creatures that shouldn't have an ass?

Seriously, anal isn't as common as vaginal but I see it so often with girls how have tails and shit and should not have asses

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12789106
There may be an optional segment depending on how the battle goes. That segment is rated next to their base battle difficulty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789063
Buttsechs. Make the magic happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789106
He's right though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789112
Rule of thumb should be anything that lays eggs has no asshole. That's easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789110
If you were a kitsune I'd flick you on the ear for saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789118
Anything that lays eggs usually has no human torso, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789104
This guy makes a good point. You don't go so far as to give a girl an additional human vagina if a) you care about anatomy, b) don't want MGs to have as much sexual human anatomy as possible. Same reason every single humanoid MG has human breasts, even the ones that technically shouldn't, like reptile-types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789123
If it's a real 100% human torso then just make them not lay eggs. That's just fine and dandy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789118
>Rule of thumb should be anything that lays eggs has no asshole
That's a terrible rule. Say no legs at least

[Anonymous No.]

Ryuu is a dragon
not a snake.
It has an asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789142

Yeah... that's kind of an important point the anatomically-correct snake autists forgot. It's a dragon not a snake. So not sure all this pro-serpent anatomical correctness is actually valid given it's supposed to be an entirely different species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789138
>that grip

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789142
A small one, but it does have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789150
dragons were designed like limbed snakes. they still don't have an ass on their back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789063
Don't dick the dragon.

Cuddling, hand holding, and kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789150
It's a snake-bodied dragon. It still doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789156
>there is only one type of dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789159
No dragon has an ass on it's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789151
Monsters can't hold swords

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789160
No dragon has a human head, torso, breasts, shoulder, or arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789063
No dicking the ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789165
no human has an ass coming out of their spine, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789157
>>12789101
>>12789088

lets just snuggle and cuddle the dragon, maybe even kiss her and hold hands and lots of touching.
then sleep with her.

you heard her, no sech before marriage.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12789063

You move up close to pull her up into a hug, and give her a kiss as you smile at her. She's still whining a bit as she stays nervous about the suggestion.
"I still want to give it a try, you keep it clean right?"
"O-Of course I do, but I can't... no!" She whines. You sigh and take her hand, frowning a tad as you manipulate her fingers as she doesn't guess at what you're doing.
"Well, what if I do this?" You ask, moving the hand to the side with her watching, poking the extended finger right into the reverse scale. Her eyes go wide as she watches her finger poke it, the scale falling out as she struggles to contain herself.
"Th-that's not fair!" She whines, panting a bit already as she looks at you with newfound lust boiling up and ready to explode. "J-jerk!"
"I have the chastity spell, we can't go any further than I already went with Mimita, right?" You ask. Himizu is having trouble forming a counter-argument as her coils squirm around you before wrapping around you and swinging you down onto the bed. She slides up to you and looks down at you, body heating up around you while she looks at your face.
"I s-still don't want to do it!"
She leans down and pushes her lips into yours for a sloppy, amateurish, overly excited series of kisses. Your arms are pinned to your sides, her hands moving through your hair as she 'lets go', not having the knowledge to do much else than what she is doing already. She peels off her clothing as she starts feeling too hot, yours staying on as you stay trapped.
"I c-can do other things if you want!" She pleads, looking desperate.
"I still want to try anal." You state, the ryu whining a bit as she holds her perky human bottom as she thinks about it.
"B-but it'd hurt, right? Please, l-lets do something else!"

Whatdo master anon?
Dicking or aggressive cuddling? The choice is yours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789172
I dont' even know why we should bother

Artists fuck up tail placement constantly, the most basic possible thing. Have it jutting out of their coccyx or lumbar vertebrae instead of THE ACTUAL HUMAN TAILBONE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789176
Yes, she doesn't seem to like the anal idea .
remember it is a small hole on a dragon
I think it could really hurt.
i say vanilla time with her .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
aggressive cuddling with some groping/necking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
I'm voting for aggressive cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789120
No bullying the kitsunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
Pull puppy eyes and ask her if she doesn't trust us to be gentler. Also remind her its her own fault you can't do it the old fashioned way.

Also use some water-based magic to lube things up, or one of the many types of plant/fish oils they probably have around the temple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
>"B-but it'd hurt, right? Please, l-lets do something else!"


Be a gentleman
lets not invade the dark territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789190
>spoiler

Yeah, they should have oil for lamps, plus whatever plant oils are used in herbalism and potions, on top of any oils they use for cooking.

Getting lube and being gentle won't be a problem

Go with this option for my vote on >>12789179

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789180

That's because they can't show off the ass properly or have regular clothes on their lower halves otherwise. Still bugs the shit out of me too though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
>Sloppy, amateur, over-excited kisses
I'll admit. Muh dick. Also coiling. Fuckin' love coiling. Still cheering for the rat though. As increasingly unlikely as her chances seem...

But anyway, aggressive petting, groping, kissing, necking, overall making out, seems fine. Let's retain some chastity this night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789189
Please, bully the kitsune. They like it when you tease the fluffy tail.

Am i incorrect in thinking the plural of Kitsune is Kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789183
>>12789176
>>12789101
>>12789157
^this , let her take charge.
lets not invade the virgin territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789189
It's not bullying, but correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179

>>12789190
>>12789195
i agree with these anons IF we can find oil lube or use a spell to smooth things along. only if we cant then don't do it and stick to foreplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179

Give her some foreplay to relax her, and we can use Ryu juice as lube or just go with >>12789195 's idea.

Also, >>12789190 was right it's kind of her fault, and it won't hurt if we prepare her properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
aggressive foreplay THEN anal, with oil and going really slow to give her time to relax. She's scared because its her first time, whether anal or vaginal. We have to comfort her, stroke her hair, and reassure her

[Anonymous No.]

No anal, let her take charge

In before she stabs us in the stomach giving us a sloppy bj.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12780507
>This guys doesn't know about Big Game Hunting Rounds/Anti Material Rounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789226
Holy argument necromancy, batman!
When you get to magic regenerating cow demons, it sort of becomes irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
>>12789224
Settling for a BJ instead of anal doesn't sound like too bad an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
Cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789224
yeah, go with a bj

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
Agreed, it's probably more nervousness from it being her first time. She is the super-innocent type after all. Probably doesn't even *know* it can feel good doing it up there. As long as we prepare and give her time to adjust to us, she'll be okay.

And plus, she said she needed spirit energy to cure the curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789228
yeah unkillable ushishits
man that really turned me off to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789222
this

Also, curse curing is a good point. We must give her the D. For her own sake, of course, not ours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
No d's only cuddlings

[Anonymous No.]

What do you people have against anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789241
only edgelords want to murder MGE monsters anyway. they're all sexfiends, not actual monstrosities

regardless, let's drop this discussion since it's a matter of opinion and pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789255
Personally, not a thing.

I just think it's too soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
Give it to her in the butt if you can actually find lube or oil like that other anon said. If not, just stick to foreplay.

Remember she's an MG. They are much better at -- ahem, stretching -- than human girls are. Especially with proper foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789255
it is her first time
she is afraid of it
she thinks its nasty
she loves cuddling and snuggling
she is vanilla.
you dont anal on the first date
next you will tell me you ass to mouth
we will have vanilla sex at her leisure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789255
First date

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want poo on my dick. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789264
we will make it fun and enjoyable for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789261
>They are much better at -- ahem, stretching -- than human girls are. Especially with proper foreplay.
very true.
>>12789268
very true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179

How about a comprise, guys?

First start out with fingers and massage her gently there for a while. Using oil of course. If she still says no, we accept. But if she starts liking it, we can try to move on to bigger things, if you know what I mean.

That way we don't unfairly press her, and we can still attempt anal. We're just giving her a sample beforehand so she can make the choice on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789276
best answer since voting is pretty split between the two choices.

still hope we get anal though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789276
how about

no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789255
Just to say, Anubutt a best.
Seriously, Monogamous Anubis Route in Egypt CYOA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
Theres plenty of time later, like not on the first date, y'know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179

I agree with >>12789276 >>12789280

This should make the most people happy. Just don't forget foreplay and really working it with the oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789264
First time anal is the best.

Assuming she's an actual MG and has fucked herself silly with toys in all holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789286
Dude, the average monsterrgirl's first date is rape. rape! They can take it. So going with the pro-anal gang on the vote for >>12789179

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789276
No. The problem isn't sex itself, its the timing of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788390
>Girls?
I for one would appreciate an Apophis who is Ara Ara.
Like Clarice di Lanza levels of Ara Ara.
http://youtu.be/87x7OAz1MGs?t=9s

Eyes closed until super pissed is a plus too.

Also a Kuudere Pharaoh. Not Dandere, but Kuudere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789286
Even in the human world, fucking on the first date is pretty damn common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789299
>pharoah
>anything but himedere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789302
not anal
>>12789264

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789302
>Comparing MGs to 3DPD
And thus we arrive at the root of the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789302
Not virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789308
Yeah, but these are MG's whose bodies are basically explicitly designed with sex in mind. They can probably do anal without lube given they're supposed to be sex bombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789310
what about Kumiho, who want to be 3DPD? They're MGs.

>>12789312
Haven't all MGs been redesigned with sex in mind since they were crafted by a succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789312
I am not talking psychical I am talking about her mentality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789179
>going for the Ryu route
YES! YES! YES!

[Anonymous No.]

Nyanon's been writing his mg's as more human in temperament than most though

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12789179

"Alright, I'll drop it. We'd need to go get some oil besides lamp oil, and we'd never make it that far." You smile, Himizu whimpering a bit. "Just release my hands and let me help you calm down."
Himizu nods, letting you out of her coils as she struggles to contain yourself. You move up behind her and pull her to the head to the head of the bed, sitting with your legs crossed as you sit her in your lap. You gently peel the slip off her as you take charge, kissing at her neck as she submits and her tail writhes on the end of the bed. You'll need to pick the blanket up later.
You set the slip to the side and gently stroke her already moist opening, making her flinch as your fingers touch the sensitive spot. You keep stroking the outside to get her used to the feeling, before plunging one finger into the ryu's cave. It's amazingly tight, almost pushing your finger out. You manage to keep it inside, moving it slow in and out as she lets out soft moans and squirms more. You don't get to do it for long before she turns around, finger slipping out as she turns on you and brings her head down while struggling with your pants. She pulls them off with some trouble, pulling you back to the center of the bed before getting them off. With your already ready manhood as hard as iron for her, she lunges in and starts inspecting it. You find yourself in a good position to reach her vagina with your fingers again though, and you resume where you left off. Himizu doesn't even look back despite her moans starting again, transfixed as she figures out how to handle you on her own.
She begins to kiss the item, but sees that it isn't really doing much for you after. She uses her hands to try and stroke it, but you wince a bit from the pinching of the scales. She feels the jump from your finger, panting a bit as she wracks her brain for something to do while she breaths on the dick.
(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789319

Except for the part Mouse basically asked for permission to let herself get raped in the arena, and Ryu granted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789303
Good point.
Still...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789312
>No Lube
No anon. That's bad. And wrong.
Their bodies produce enough lubrication out their pussies that it drools down to soak their ass as well.

Or if you prefer, their assholes are as wet and lewd as their pussies. But that could be mistaken for...other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789318
delicious dragon funtime

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12789323

"Use your mouth, avoid putting the teeth on it." You instruct her.
She glances back and nods, opening her mouth up and inserting the throbbing rod into her mouth. She's not that good on it, using only her lips as she figures out how deep she can take it. The whole while you're increasing the pace in her hot well, hand getting wet as she keeps moaning onto you. After getting a taste, she starts using her tongue far more.
After a while, you move your hand out of her front and move around to the back, getting closer to finishing from her clumsy attempts to please you with her mouth. She pauses when she feels this, eyes widening as she feels you circling the tight right behind with a finger. She clenches up and looks back, but doesn't say anything as you keep circling it to spread more of the copious ryu fluids. It relaxes, and you plunge the finger into the anus. She writhes a bit as you do, whining as she clenches around your finger. After she relaxes again, forgetting about the dick now resting on her chest as she lays on her belly, you start to move the finger slowly in the hole while she whimpers. You keep going, using your focus to move more natural lubricant up to work it into the hole, Himizu not able to resist it. You add another finger after she gets used to that, the ryu gripping at the blankets.
"Th-this feels weird..." She whines, her body still reacting to the attentions without her permission.

Whatdo master anon?
Hope my smut writing is up to par.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck water

Why do slimes get all the love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789330
Yes, YES, YES!

Keep going! Victory lies ahead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789311
MGs aren't virgins past like, 10 or 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789330
>Spoiler
Yes. Yes it is.

>Forgetting about the dick now resting on her chest.
We must ravage her cleavage.
Dragon Tittyfucks, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789330
Dang, I wanted Tiger route. Well, at least it wasnt worst girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789337
Tiger was the worst girl, though. By far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789326
I like the ara ara apophis idea though
>>12789330
keep going, and ravage her titties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789340
No, it was mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789330
>forgetting about the dick now resting on her chest as she lays on her belly

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789343
I'm sorry for your shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

They are all nice girls and I still think it's a tad too soon to choose one definitively.

I'm still hopeful for Rat in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789330
it's time. j-j-jam it in her butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789345
>not going for best girl
>being plebians

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789351
dammit I meant to link both of you
>>12789340
>>12789343

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789345
>I'm sorry for your shit taste.
Hahaha no

[Anonymous No.]

Yay for ryuu
anubis next time guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789330
Blowjobbing and titty sex won't be nearly as enjoyable for her as getting penetrated. We need to feel good together since this is her first time. We must penetrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789330
I agree with this guy >>12789365 for anal. I was going to vote differently, but he's right. We need to have her stop servicing us and make it mutual by deflowering her rosebud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789330
Tit job, also keep doing whatever you're doing to her so she can also get some release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789361
>Anubis next time
God I hope so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789361
>not girtablilu
Anon, what did I say about saying unnecessary things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789375
>Not wanting to penetrate her to achieve the sacred nipponese tradition of simultaneous orgasm.


I am dissapoint. stick it in for >>12789330

[Anonymous No.]

I just saw this on /a/.
>>>/a/118230334
What if one day MG threads become regular on /a/ again as if nothing happened and it's separate from these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789387
Why would you go back to that shithole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789383
>sacred nipponese tradition of simultaneous orgasm.

Japs don't have sex, your statement is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789330
Making the dragon cum from her butt is the greatest form of bullyin-- I mean, love. Do it.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12789344
She's laying on top of you bro.

>>12789330

Your dick can't handle any more rubbing from that chest, so you take the fingers out and tell her to turn over for a moment. With hazy eyes, she nods and rolls over onto her back before you get up onto her chest, pressing her modest bust together to thrust between them. She watches with utmost interest, too turned on to say no to it. When you bust your first nut from it, she yelps when it shoots out over her face and neck, managing to avoid getting any in her mouth. You stay on top and gather it together on your fingers, bearing with it as you hold it above her mouth.
"Open up."
She opens her mouth, letting you put the two fingers and cum inside. After you spread it around you feel her tongue attacking your fingers, sucking on them as you pull them out. She swallows it down, panting a bit as it didn't satisfy the itch.
(continued)

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12789410

With that scene reinvigorating your hyper-weapon, you get off Himizu and push her over again. She doesn't fight it, whimpering as you line yourself up.
"B-be careful!" She pleads, and you give her a head pat as you press against her entrance. You reach around with one hand to grasp her chest, guiding yourself in with the other as Himizu lets out a long whine as you push all the way in. You remove your hand and grab the other breast, kissing and sucking at her neck as she gets used to the feeling. Your hands massage her sensitive breasts, and you feel her relax enough for you to start moving.
You gently start moving your hips, the ryu letting out little whines that sound a bit like moans coming from the ryu as the actions leave her melting in your hands. As she relaxes further and gives in, you increase the pace and get more moans out of her as her tail coils around itself behind you over and over.
Finally, you feel your second climax coming around as you are going at a decent pace and Himizu is grasping at the sheets. You don't ask where she wants it and push as deep as you can, exploding inside the ryu's anus as her eyes widen again as she feels it. Some part of her gets off on the sensation, and you feel her shake and quiver beneath you as she stifles her moans in the soft bedding beneath her. You lay on top of her as you rest, both of you panting for breath now that the amorous activity is at an end for the time being.

Whatdo now master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789413
Ass-to-mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789405
>>12789383
>simultaneous orgasm
Pleb taste

Best is the girl cumming first so the guy can keep fucking her through her orgasm while she begs him to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789410
>Raving her tits
>Spurting on her face
>Finger-feeding her your spunk
Oh god muh fuckin' dick...

>>12789413
>Popping some black cherries
Honestly after the first half, I can't complain. Way to make me shut up Nyanon.

Anyway, for now? Just cuddle. Leave your dick snug up inside of her ass, letting her feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789413
We must thoroughly decurse her. We must do it again! Purely for medical reasons, of course.

Fade to black and timeskip to morning if you don't want to write another scene.

>>12789424
is also an acceptable alternative.

>>12789418
That's only when she doesn't want to get pregnant. Invalid for anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789413
lay there and cuddle for a bit. kiss the nape of her neck. run your hands over her body. after a while clean up your penor so nobody smells what you did tomorrow morning.

find and keep the reverse scale for posterity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789397
Seriously though, the fact that talking about shonen shit has become acceptable is absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789429
>implying MGs smell anywhere. Or even use their butts for anything but buttsex

It's like you don't into MGs, anon.

>>12789413

Keep it stuck inside her all night or do it again. We must maximize mana-- I mean, spirit energy transfer to cure the curse.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12789413

You let the Ryu rest as you turn over onto your side, making her the small spoon while you kiss from the mid-shoulder up to her neck just below her horns. Your hands travel across her body slowly, making Himizu let out little moans as she closes her eyes and stops worrying about what is going on. You can't help starting to move again when your dick gets hard again in her hole, moving it gently in small, short thrusts as you keep teasing her neck with kisses. You run one hand through her hair, the other reaching around to start fingering the hole on the other side to make her let out breathy moans and writhe some more, no complaints or words coming out of her this time. The gentle affections cause her to shake in climax many times over the multiple hours to take it slow, the fire in her body getting quelled by the time you finally let out the third shot and make yourself spent.
You stay inside, you both want nothing more than to get some rest and sleep. Himizu doesn't mind as you hold her as the little spoon again, pulling the blankets over you to keep warm before turning the lamps off with your magic. You drift off the sleep amidst the smell of your mutual sweat and adult scents, ryu asleep first before you drift off second.

Going to leave it here for tonight, would only get about 20minutes more in which wouldn't let us do much of anything.
Besides, leaving the next day for the next round seems fitting.
Next round will be Sunday night, have two long evening shifts for the next two days.

I'll think about AraAra Apophis. May not blend with the rough idea for personality that I had in mind, but if I can get it to work I'll go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789456
Night Nyanon! Great writing again.

Also, consider a desert rat. No, wait, a desert Dormouse! You know you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789456
Night Nyanon. See you then.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12789464

Dammit man, I was trying to avoid that. Already got sphinx for the cat part, but a dormouse in bellydancing outfit is devil grade temptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789456
Well, I admit, that was unexpected. Started out thinking Ryu was worst girl, but I guess other anons also thought she kept getting better as she revealed more of her cute side. Can't blame them.

Also, innocent, prudish girl willing to give you her anal virginity first date? Definitely a keeper.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are foxes so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789469
>Dormouse + Cat rivalry/hi-jinks.

Yes. YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12787098
>You will never bathe together with your childhood friend grapesnake
>She will never rub her flat, bare, soap-lathered, chest against your back while she shampoos your hair
>As a lamia, she will never take full enjoyment out of feeling your soft skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789456
That was wonderful Nyanon. See ya Sunday. Thanks for another fun night.

Anubis always a best.
>>12789469
>Dormouse in belly dancing outfit.
Do it.
If we have to go Harem, there should be a scene at some point of ALL the Harem Girls in such outfits, dancing for our pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788053
It's a hideous thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789471
They need to get a man who will want to stay for 900+ years to avoid becoming used goods.
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789480
>Wanting to deny a hypersexual being sex.

Would you also deny a mermaid water, or clip a harpy's wings? You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789483
Did the board stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788988
Now, I can't even see a beautiful pair of ears like that without remembering that sickness of fucking fluffy ears.
Thanks and go fuck yourself your fucking sickos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789483
But don't do that with your own offspring.

[Anonymous No.]

What part of your waifu do you like to pet most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789578
Fluffy tail, fluffy ears, everything that is fluffy...
Mofu mofu is the apex of cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12783148
I just want the cookie though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12788028
cookanon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12789456
I'm guessing the new CYOA you're planning dashes any hopes of a New Game+ for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be born to a low tier noble house in a feudal japan or three kingdoms china era/location with only a single centaur and kunoichi to your name
>You will never challenge a rival noble house's and through sheer will and hard training win and take their daughter, their land and their wealth
>You will never slowly become histories greatest conqueror, siring hundreds of monster girl daughterus from your assimilation of dozens of noble houses and countries

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you love fluffy girls, anon?

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>>12789680
>Not a simple life with a bigamous marriage between you, a Kunoichi and Kikimora
>Not having your wives teach each other tricks from their areas of expertise
>Not coming home to a Kunoichi in a maid outfit that's much too short and a size too small, or a Kikimora in a ninja outfit of similar fitting

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>>12789718
I do love fluffy girls, anon! It's just that I hate smug girls. I hate them so hard it makes me lose control. If a smug girl like that stepped through my door I'd assrape her on the spot. I'd keep pounding my rock-hard hateboner into her anus again and again for hours on end, until she got a rectal prolapse. Then I'd ram my dick down her ears until the cum filled them up entirely and would just dribble out of her ahegao'ing skull. At that point I'd drag her to my basement and tie her down on a rape rack to wait for tomorrow.

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>>12789718
I like girls who have more going for them than cosplay

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>>12789718
I prefer scales.

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And about the homeless ginko and the good hearted shota anon from MG kindergarden?
Writefags/drawfags doesn't wants to develop/drawing it?

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>>12786711
>>12785979

This is the most adorable thing I've read all day. Why are zombie girls so cute?

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>>12789722
Anon, please. No bullying the kitsune.

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>>12789258
You wouldn't be saying that if we had the old profiles.

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Hells bells we've been on the bottom of the catalog for hours. Are we dead yet?

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>>12789387
The mangafags cast us aside, why would we want to go back there?

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>>12789797
Harry, which one is your favourite girl?

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>>12789572
You do if she's a monstergirl, there is absolutely nothing wrong or negative about it, it's those like you applying real world morality to a fantasy setting. Porn setting at that. When we have millions of incest videos on the internet. Why don't you go bitch at them?

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>>12789805
Dresden's favorite girl is a vampire, of course

He loves them to death

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>>12789812
I love you, Anon.

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>>12789816
>>12789812
Skin Game just arrived for me today. Am I in for a good show?

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>>12789829
Did you read the setup? I laughed myself sick for minutes after.

It was quite good. The ending was so freaking cool

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If rubbing a Hosltaurus' breasts is a sign on affection, what is motorboating?

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>>12789894
Marriage proposal

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>>12789896
Pfft, holy crap. Imagine that. Guy wants to propose and instead of kneeling and showing a ring, he motorboats his bride to be in front of everyone as she cries tears of joy.

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>>12789812
Damn it anon you went there.
God bless you

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We now drift in the Sargasso.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzQ5o7b7qf0

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I want to dick a Stage 2 alp into a Stage 3.

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>>12789946
We should have a tory like the one where the guy dicks a zombie into a wight. But with alps. And he is not happy about it.

No murder though, maybe kidnapping to some far of land and made to dick the alp.

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>>12789950
>I'm not happy that I get to literally fuck a girl into my idea woman.
He should be the alp.

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>>12789959
>I'm not happy I got taken away from my home and family to dick some magical trans fuccboi

FTFY

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>>12789963
If he bullies her like he's suppose to she'll go back with him.

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>>12789963
>Not wanting to give your family a heart attack by leading them to believe that you have a succubus waifu now, then revealing that she's an alp.

I could have so much fun with an alp waifu/friend

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>>12789969
Are you one of those guys who hits people in the nuts for jollies?

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>>12789964
And why would he want that?

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>>12789973
Oh come on, it's all in good fun.

I got a wife, we both love each other, and I'm not mindbroken! It's a win-win for everyone!

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>>12789976
You just said he's sad he got taken away from his family. So why the hell wouldn't he go back once he gets the chance?

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>>12789980
You said, "she'd go back with him" Why would he want someone he was forced to dick to stay with him?

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>>12789977
If I was your father I'd bend you over my knee and spank your butt till it glowed in the dark.

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>>12789985
Because if he bullied her properly she's now a submissive alp. If he plays his cards right he can go around saying he conquered a succubus with his dick. Why wouldn't he want that?

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>>12789987
Least I get to fuck alp pussy

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>>12789988
Ah, that makes sense.

>>12789992
Son, you just got spanked in front of your wife, there's no living that down.

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>>12790008
No one's spanking a 6 foot 1 man, fucking nobody

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All right anon, on a scale of 1-Waifu the Ryu how much did >>12788676 effect your judgement?

Or is anon still trying to go for the harem route?