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1275666 No.1275666 [Reply] [Original]

From the day we were born, /jp/ was imprisoned by destiny. Our fate was not our own, our duty to /jp/ related shit is our cage. Our only choice is to collect VNs and touhou things, never knowing how fulfilling a relationship with another human being can be. Such is our path, the path of a /jp/ anon.

>> No.1275670

>This is the only path

>> No.1275675

Well put anon...well put

>> No.1275680

I, for one, have no regrets.

>> No.1275682

щ(ﾟДﾟщ)

>> No.1275690
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1275690

My whole life is unlimited, "is that so," works.

>> No.1275694

>>1275666
It's sad. I went over to give a computer to a co-worker who hasn't had one for like a year. They invited me in, introduced me to like 4 girls, and offered me shots of Jack Daniels. You could tell some of the girls were already wasted, and others were quickly headed there, but I declined the offer to stay and chat. I just didn't want to be there. The girls looked like they would have fucked me if I showed any indication I was open to it. I was eventually talked into having a shot, so I took a single shot of Jack, stayed around to talk for a few minutes, and then left.

Then, as I was driving home, I realized what I had done.

I was so proud.

>> No.1275695
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1275695

"Bury me with my doujinshi."

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1275696

>> No.1275699
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1275699

This path sucks, dude.

>> No.1275714

Bury me not on this lonely mortal plane...but among my female VN protagonists where I shall be loved

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1275933

Imagine if we have never helped out Moot.

What would our lives be like with no 4chan in existence?

>> No.1275935

>>1275933
Better?

>> No.1275950

>>1275935
I'd probably have a girlfriend and a job.

Such a thought makes me shudder in disgust.

>> No.1275961

>>1275933
Please don't make me think of that.

>> No.1275978

AND SO I SAY

UNLIMITED RONERY WORKS

>> No.1275981

>>1275933
what >>1275950 said.

>> No.1276000

SO FUCKING RONERY

>> No.1276009

>>1275694
good man

>> No.1276039

>>1275694
Did you play VNs afterward?

I know I would have.

>> No.1276064

Stop with the fucking ronery threads.

No one cares anymore.

>> No.1276089

I've had real relationships. I kind of miss the hugs but I prefer eroge drama over real drama.

>> No.1276180

>>1276064
How does is feel to be normal?

>> No.1276191

>>1276180
You can only talk about ronery so much.

If we keep spending money on ronery, we'll be bankrupt.

etc.

>> No.1276207

>>1276180
I'm not; I have a lot of problems.

But it does no good to talk about them and most of the people in these threads don't actually have anything wrong with them.

>> No.1276212

>>1276191
This.

>> No.1276213

I'm sad when these threads go nowhere. When they actually take off I find them very interesting.

>> No.1276683

>>1275680
2nded.

>> No.1276695

I enjoy being alone, dislike spending time with people, and abhor physical contact. I love my current lifestyle, and wouldn't change it for the world.

>> No.1276697

Things used to go pretty well for me, I was an intelligent and attractive girl from a rich family and had high hopes placed in me. But then I got involved in problems with drugs and my country's law, and ended up running away.
Now live in hiding and the only people I ever hang out with are NEET, swindlers, refugees and arsonists.
Also, I'm 1200 year old and still a virgin. ( ﾟ 3ﾟ)~♪

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1276710

I'm really pathetic.I never had any friends back in school.And I still don't have any this day...（´・ω・｀）

>> No.1276724

>>1276697
S'up, fellow squatter?

>> No.1276728

This is the highest form of ronery thread.

>> No.1276734

>>1276697
>Things used to go pretty well for me, I was an intelligent and attractive girl from a rich family
>I was an intelligent and attractive girl from a rich family
>girl

LYING NIGGER DETECTED.

>> No.1276739

>>1276697

Stop roleplaying god damn it.What kind of MMO are you playing anyway?

>> No.1276743

>>1276739

It's the fantasy world I made myself.

>> No.1276744

>>1276697
Isn't this from some fic called 1200 year old virgin about Kaguya or something?

>> No.1276748

>>1276744

You got me

>> No.1276749

>>1276743

You're not Kaguya, and you didn't make Gensoyko. Stop lying.

>> No.1276754

◕ ◡ ◕

>> No.1276761

>>1275666
Best life ever.
Fulfilling relationships with human beings only exist in VNs. In real life, everyone has an agenda. People don't cling to each other out of any deep caring. They do it as they fear being alone, because they don't want to appear abnormal. They don't really care for you, they at best see you as a useful side ornament who can help them pick up girls in a nightbar in the various rituals normalfags go through to find a mate; or as a source of expensive clothing and shiny glittery stones, to be strung along on the rarely fulfilled promise of actually having sex.
Real life sucks. VNs are awesome.

>> No.1276770

>>1276697
>But then I got involved in problems with drugs and my country's law

I don't think your a virgin, druggy girls like those useless 'brahs' who smoke pot and think they are really 'deep'.

>> No.1276836

>>1276697
Post pictures of your NEET feet.

>> No.1276846

>>1276770
Druggy girls hang around with pimps and shiver violently because they don't have their next fix. You're thinking of high school girls.

>> No.1276851

>>1276846

Are the brahs who smoke pot really deep and philosophical?

I think that's where women get their 'oh but he's really nice and clever' bullshit from.

>> No.1276934

>>1276851
And that's after they've been beaten several times.

>> No.1277049

A sage for your trouble Sir OP.

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