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Which touhou would you impregnate?

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All of them. Why is this even a question?

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Alice of course

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>> No.12739045

She gets pregnant at the first try

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Woah dude!, there might be kids browsing the jay.


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I want to go to Yuukarin land!

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All of them

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The one which will raise the child in the right way.

>> No.12739112

I doubt you know what an oni is.

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If the child is half oni, and the mother is an oni, then she would raise it in the oni ways. I fail to see the problem.

And he shall know no fear.

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Why are there barely any pictures of preggy patchy?

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>> No.12739199

Patchy wouldn't survive pregnancy.

>> No.12739206

Why are threads like this allowed? They aren't about touhou. They're about posting softcore for a video game characters.

Go you /e/ you desperate fucks.

>> No.12739219


How are they not touhou? All the images in the thread are touhou images.

Get out newfag

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Not anymore asshole.

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I'd make her womb put clown cars to shame.

>> No.12739262

Then she can use her power to instantly become 9 months pregnant.

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Futomaki, Miko, Eiki, or Nue

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does she lay eggs with little Okuulets inside, or raven chicks?

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>> No.12739296

Sakuya. I will take responsibility and live with her for eternity.

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>> No.12739332

Okuu omelets!

>> No.12739354

Eh do I have to? I quite like the Touhous but they're for playing games with and having fun, not for fucking. Maybe patting their heads from time to time but that's it.

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Touhous are for fun and games though.

Idols are for fucking.

>> No.12739390

witch aidoru would you impregnate

>> No.12739418

Definitely Makoto

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All of them at the same time and without their permission. I want to hear them say, 'no, not today, please not today of all days, I can't be an idol if I'm a mother!' (even if the sex is consensual which it will be because they're all in love with me, hearing them scream that would be so cute).

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a strong woman to bear strong children

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The one that will give me a human goddess daughter.

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I think you mean which one did I already impregnate
the number wan touhou

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If I don't know she exists, I don't have to take responsibility!

>> No.12739491

Go be an edgy teenager somewhere else, Schopenhauer.

>> No.12739598

All of them. I must repopulate gensokyo with my seeds

>> No.12739613

You're not allowed to taint Alice and Medicine's pure Aryan genes

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Good choice, anon.

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There are tho

>> No.12739729

Can I if I'm already also part of the master race?

>> No.12739753

I wonder what human Kagerou looks like

>> No.12739756

Hmm, I guess

>> No.12739757

I want to see Patchouli 9 months pregnant.

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Thank you friend, it was the natural choice for me
the things I would do to that wolf

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Easiest question I've been asked all day

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>> No.12739799

Doesn't matter. I'd still impregnate her and take responsibility.

>> No.12739802

This is like /jp/ in one pic

>> No.12739809

Flat is status!

>> No.12739903

flat is trash

>> No.12739948

I want to impregnate a 2hu so bad.
Why aren't there more impregnation doujins?

>> No.12739977

That's rather homosexual of you.

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At least there are some good ones, too bad never bought or scanned the sequel to this

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What is there to like about this?

>> No.12740044

The belly sandwich.

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is there no end to your degeneracy /jp/?

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Parsee, she would be the best mother and I will be the best husband

>> No.12740410

Even Rinnosuke?

>> No.12740443

I'm not ready for children yet.

>> No.12740445

he probably is Rinnosuke

>> No.12740452

Which touhou would impregnate you?

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Especially Rinnosuke

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Yuugi, repeatedly.

>> No.12740616

First one to try. If I were a Gensokyo resident I'd basically always be pregnant with somebody's kid.

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I'd impregnate you're waifu. Because she'd rather be my whore, than your waifu

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The most fertile bird

>> No.12745804

The only acceptable answer.

>> No.12745826

Why do youkai wear modern lingerie? This makes no sense. How do they even manage to produce them? Is there a sewing factory in Gensokyo?

>> No.12745838

Same reason they wear frilly dresses
'cuz it's cute

Who cares about power or abilities in Gensokyo? Everyone's stupidly powerful anyway and has overtly abstract abilities

It's all about looking cool when you engage in danmaku

>> No.12745930

my nigga
especially the blonde one

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The most fertile ones

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Fire up the grill, that is one meaty bird.

>> No.12745999

I wish I had a gf with a body like that.
Today an average non-perfect looking girl tried to talk to me and I just smiled and kept on walking.

>> No.12746003


those are well past their most fertile age

except yukari, who is a beautiful seventeen-year-old

>> No.12746020

Except that's not how it works.
Usually the younger they are the more fertile.

What you posted are worn out old hags.

>> No.12746029

No ovulation = no fertility

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But think about their ticking maternal clocks!
Surely they are in over-drive by now and swimming in hormones and pheromones

And their older-women worldly knowledge will surely be useful in motherhood as well as their fully developed bodies that should make the birthing process a breeze

>> No.12746040


disgusting retarded hagfucker

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Lunarians most likely never go through menopause
Especially considering Eirin will never age physically. And she can probably make a fertility medicine or something

Byakuren is a master of physical and bodily magic and surely can ward off menopause if she can ward off death itself

Miracle children born from women past their prime ages is a topic present in folklore and mythology the world over. Should be no prob for Kanako and "miracles."

If ghosts can't give birth, then what's the deal with half-human, half-ghosts?
Besides, Yuyuko is just too soft to be beyond her prime.

Yukari is 17

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fat birds often have trouble flying

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>Especially considering Eirin will never age physically

don't believe her lies

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Marisa. Multiple times.

>> No.12746198

I wanna do lewd things to the Eirin in glasses

>> No.12746202

Which species of youkai would have the most valuable kids?

>> No.12746269

This guy gets it!

>> No.12746440

That isn't how it works.
Birthing a baby is a breeze when you're 16 to 25
After that it gets harder and harder with more complications. They'll just birth useless trashbhin autistic mentally challenged babies.
I'm not saying their bodies aren't at their most delicious at that age, but their womb is half broken by then.

>> No.12746481


i don't like where this is going

>> No.12746485

tiny 2hu

>> No.12746503

-Kyoko is endangered
-Probably not many half-Lunarians about, or Satori
-tiny 2hu's bloodline can access the mallet

>> No.12746522

I meant monetary worth.
Satori might be good. Plenty of people who would pay top dollar to have a mind reader on-hand, I think.

>> No.12746531

Can't go wrong with mermaid flesh.

>> No.12746559

Kidnap Satori and Koshi maybe Okuu and sell them to the American military.

Make out like a bandit

>> No.12746563

Any answer other than Tewi or Shou is wrong. You never have to work again when you can attract and generate wealth from nothing.

>> No.12746584

Sell the goose that lays the golden eggs? No way, that's dumb, gotta monopolize this.

Would the luck powers of Tewi and her kids all stack?

>> No.12748261

All of them.

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First and foremost, Reimu – to ensure the continued guardianship of humankind over Gensokyo. Also because Reimu is canonically the best Tohu.

Marisa – for the magical potential of our descendants. While Marisa herself is bland at best a character, if by chance her talents are genetic, they deserve to be passed on.

Youmu – to dilute her phantom blood and bring Hakugyokurou nearer human domination.

Satori – just to see what results from the unholy union.

Akyuu – because she will need to be eventually, and while a youkai collaborator, she is still human and thus worthy.

>> No.12749736

>to dilute her phantom blood

That's not how it works.

>> No.12749777

I will make it work. Even if it takes a hundred year long feud.

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She transforms me and then we live the rest of our immortal lives together. No kids and the sex is for recreation only.

>> No.12749810

It won't work dude.
Half-phantoms are a seperate species.
If a human and a half-phantom mate, the offspring is going to be either human or half-phantom, not 1/4th phantom and 3/4th human.

>> No.12749821

>She sucks all the blood out of me and then the joke's on me - vampires don't take meaty NEETs as companions.


>> No.12749826

i want to fuck every 2hu

>> No.12749856

Don't underestimate me. I will change the history of that blood.

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If I could, I would impregnate Yukarin by making sweet love to her, and then take full responsibility.

>> No.12749908

>Youmu – to dilute her phantom blood and bring Hakugyokurou nearer human domination

Who become ghosts when they die regardless.

>> No.12749933

List of Touhous I'd impregnate:

Prismriver sisters

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>> No.12750133

Here's my list of 2hus I'd knock up and then run away without taking responsibility.

Rumia, Cirno, Dai-chan, Patchouli, Sakuya, Remilia, Flandre.
Alice, Lunasa, Lily White, Youmu, Yuyuko, Yukari.
Wriggle, Mystia, Keine, Reimu, Marisa, Tewi, Reisen, Eirin, Kaguya, Mokou.
Yuuka, Medicine, Komachi, Eiki.
Hina, Nitori, Aya, Sanae, Suwako.
Fighting games:
Suika, Iku, Tenshi, Kokoro.
Kisume, Parsee, Satori, Utsuho, Koishi.
Nazrin, Kogasa, Byakuren, Nue.
Luna, Star, Sunny.
Kyouko, Futo, Miko.
Sekibanki, Seija, Sukuna.
Akyuu, Kasen.

>> No.12750246

How are you supposed to run from Yukari?

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>> No.12750303

Reimu, Alice or Futo

>> No.12750330

Bother her and run. When she begins to appear near you, immediately begin fapping. She will turn away in disgust. Bother her again, and repeat the process. After enough repetitions, she will learn not to give chase.

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Here's my list of Touhus I would impregnate. The x means I would take responsibility for the child.

Eiki x
Kasen x
Kyouko x
Luna Child
Momiji x
Nazrin x
Ran x
Star Sapphire
Sunny Milk
Yamame x

>> No.12751193

Who drew this picture?

I get nothing in the reverse image searches.

>> No.12751534

Impregnate and run.

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It's a shame there's no decent twitter reverse image search.

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I hope the SDM has maternity leave.

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>> No.12754199


we all know you can't run, dude

>> No.12754209

all of them

>> No.12754242

>Her boobs arent big so she's automatically bad!
I remember when I was 12

>> No.12754250

Girls with flats chests tend to be very insecure. You don't want to date one.

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>> No.12754309

The insecure ones are always the ones who are the most sexually active. with their partner.
I don't know why you wouldn't want to date someone who's insecure. that's more of a blessing.

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>> No.12754400

Insecurity is my favorite.

>> No.12754829
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There's a girl who could have a kid. Skinny is for losers!

>> No.12754836

Where will the kid fit in the middle of all that fat?

>> No.12754967

Fat is benificial to childbirth.

Shit's science yo.

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I'd make tiny mountain leveling yamabiko babies with Kyouko.

>> No.12755198

I can and I will.

>> No.12755223

I would do my best to help Sakuya-san realize that a flat chest is no problem. There's literally nothing wrong with it. If she insists in spite of my best efforts, they'll grow when she gets pregnant.

>> No.12755696

>Not taking responsibility of your newborn 2hu

>> No.12755814

Have you seen that list?
There's no way I could possibly take all that responsibility.
I'm sure they'll be fine on their own.

>> No.12755822

They have to catch me if they want me to take responsibility.

>> No.12755981
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Meiling, her fairskin, red hair, height and strength would produce beautiful and strong offspring, she will also be able to teach them martial arts. That is if she wanted to be with me though.

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The best mommy

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...you mean daddy, right?

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>> No.12759675

who is the father in this situation?

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Are manly enough to impregnate this youkai?

>> No.12760066

Pants Yuuka.

>> No.12760190
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Making a litter with Ran!

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Marriage first of course, I want to make them happy.

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Why would s/he treat their children any worse than sunflowers?

>> No.12761303

It's said that Yuuka can't orgasm without murdering something.
I don't see a problem with that.

>> No.12761321

Would the Scarlets even make good wives? Flanders v is emotionally unstable, and Remilia is meh...+both can't have children as their organs ceased functioning.

Which 2hu's would make a good wife/mother/ jp/ other than Keine.

>> No.12761328

Yuuka: Murderer of virginities.

>> No.12761345

Sakuya and Meiling both would. Reimu, Alice, Youmu, Ran, Yukari, Reisen, Eirin and Kanako all instantly come to mind too.

>> No.12761351

>youmu kanako
You're going to have to explain these two.

>> No.12761359

Youmu seems pretty obvious to me. She's lacking in the common sense department but she's loyal to a fault and always has good intentions. She'd make a better wife than mother, but I think she could do the latter with a bit of help.

Kanako just gives me the impression she'd do a really good job with a child. Not much more to say there.

>> No.12761368

You forgot Mima

>> No.12761378

>Would the Scarlets even make good wives? Flanders v is emotionally unstable, and Remilia is meh
With a little help and pushes in the right direction, yes.
>+both can't have children as their organs ceased functioning.
devils, not undead.

>> No.12761455

Well, Kanako and Suwako were directly involved in Sanae's upbringing weren't they? Granted, She is a fruits, but we can forgive her that.

>> No.12761481

Neither do I. Life is overrated anyway.
A night with Yuuka would be worth it.

>> No.12761492

Who said it had to be me?
I'll just give her a daily human sacrifice

>> No.12761507

I thought Sanae didn't know Suwako existed until they went to Gensokyo

>> No.12761565

It depends, OP. Am I sticking around to raise it or am I just impregnating for the sake of it?

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Mystia good mommy.

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Chose one.

>> No.12761587

How would evil incarnate Yukari make a good mother?
Million old Eirin? And PTSD, Reisen?

>> No.12761593

Mamizou, didn't even have to think about it.

I am neutral on Keine and would only like to have Kyoko as a pet.

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I want to make cute bird babies with Mystia.

>> No.12761601
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>How would evil incarnate Yukari make a good mother?
She knows how to keep pets.

>> No.12761616
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As wife? Keine, without a doubt. Such a wonderful woman and best wife, period.

>> No.12761623

Children are not pets.

Best wife, and would be mother. So sad she won't settle down.

>> No.12761624
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Kasen would make a good mother. Then you would question yourself about her true identity after seeing your child punch a rock in half.

>> No.12761674

>evil incarnate
If she was a batshit insane omnicidal maniac, then you can say that.
But it's all about parenting skills anyway, no idea.

>> No.12761729

Not that Anon, but she did help Yuyuko revive an Omnicidal tree instead of just telling her in PCB.

Also I bet Yukari would give her little Yakumo's a pad on the head for messing with Reimu.

>> No.12761734

Good intentions!

>> No.12761735

Mokou, but only if she's okay with it. Might be hard to outlive your family.

>> No.12761772

That's why you need to knock her up. The rush of motherly hormones will rescue her from her one dimensional figure.

>> No.12761786
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She did that so that Yuyuko could remember who she was. She also knew that the Hakurei miko could stop the events before grew out of proportions. She's about arriving to the end at any means possible.

>> No.12761806

Which touhou would make the best Joker?

>> No.12761814

>Yukari is 17
Digits old.

>> No.12761815
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I want to turn the yamabiko scum into a mother.

>> No.12761927
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Something is telling me that she would make a good mother with a cute litter of scummy yamabikos.

>> No.12761997
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Maybe. I think she's probably too immature right now. But that why I want to turn her into a mother. I love seeing young immature girls quickly become responsible and motherly. Seeing her gently holding a baby to her chest with a motherly smile would make me happy.

>> No.12762042

>Seeing her gently holding a baby to her chest with a motherly smile would make me happy.
Anon any 2hu doing that would make any Anon happy.

>> No.12762057

I wouldn't be happy if I saw Okuu do it.

I don't like Okuu.

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>> No.12762067

What if it was Wriggle cradling a lump of fecal matter that she molded into the shape of an infant?

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It would make me very happy if I saw Okuu do it.

I love Okuu.

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You cannot say no if she looks at you like this.

>> No.12762188

Ew she spilled beer all over herself.

>> No.12762212
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Just before the bath.

>> No.12762221

Yes I can.
Those lumps of meat on her chest look disgusting.

>> No.12762231
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Don,t say no to fertile women.

>> No.12762394

Ugly hags aren't fertile.

>> No.12762497

Buxom wenches with wide, child-bearing hips are, though!

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I want to have at least 60 kids with momiji.

>> No.12762550

I don't think humans are allowed to breed with Tengu's of the mountain area, bro.

>> No.12762552

Do you have any idea how long that could take?

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Me heart. Some good images of 2hu's looking like mothers/being one's out there.

>> No.12762630

What happened to the rest of her legs?

>> No.12762636

And teats? There should be more than two.

>> No.12762666

What's wrong with having sex with Momiji for a lifetime? Every day, of course. Also when pregnant.
Especially when pregnant.

>> No.12762673

But doing her while she is pregnant isn't going to help you reach that 60 goal.

>> No.12762685

I want to secretly impregnate Momiji next to her sleeping husband 60 times.

>> No.12762691
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What about mama Kanako?

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>implying I won't be too busy sexing Momiji to sleep

>> No.12762699
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>> No.12762718


suwako is in this picture

>> No.12762726
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speaking of the frog


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You have better chance at survival at mating with a werewolf than climbing youkai mountain, surive the Tengus attacks, and finding a Tengu bride. A healthy litter with kagerou is fine, too.

>> No.12762741

No, but will be immensely satisfying (different anon here though, I'm not >>12762532)

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>> No.12762751

none, its too much work to impregnate things. i just want to take it eajy

>> No.12762784
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Yes, but she's talking to Kanako, and was about to say mama, but corrected hersef and said Kanako Sama, instead.

She needs more descendants.

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But she's hairy

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Keep in mind that she's a were wolf. She most likely have a human form when it is not full moon, just like Keine.

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Yes, and? I want to cuddle with her during cold winter nights

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I'm going to marry Aya and have 12 kids!

Maybe our kids can be friends.

>> No.12762874

Spines don't work this way.
The dreaded fisheye lens has even taken over 2d.

>> No.12762875

Kanako deserves her own descendents! It's my duty as a worshipper to oblige, right?

>> No.12762880

You're all forgetting something.
What if she dies during childbirth?

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Worship her anon, worship her.

>> No.12762908

>But she's hairy
good, we'll have something in common when it gets cold

>> No.12762910

Is that a concern for anyone besides akyuu? Although patchouli would be the miscarriage youkai.

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>> No.12763000


Upon looking at her legs in greater detail, you can actually see where the artist decided it was too hard to draw proper legs, and just decided that her calves and feet are about 110 degrees past her shoulder axis.

>> No.12763107

>that gay genderswap anon rape pasta

>> No.12763154

Poop play is only good when the rabbits do it.

>> No.12763383
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How would the princess fare as a mother?

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dead in childbirth. RIP.

>> No.12763446
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Kaguya would be the worst mother ever.

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Ran would be the best wife, we'll have at least 3 daughters

>> No.12763713

>menopause 2hus more fertile

>> No.12763732

How would a noble be a bad parent? They are literally bred for success, and because of the purity of her bloodline, incest is a-ok.

>> No.12763743

Just have her feed you and your child her liver one night

>> No.12763760

Dude nobles are notoriously shitty parents. Having nannies, maids, etc. raise their children while they ignore them.

>> No.12763765

Kaguya has plenty of free time to do things herself.

>> No.12763792


but she still wouldn't

>> No.12763870

This. Why would she spend her time raising a kid when she can get Reisen, Eirin, and the rest of the household servants to do it for her?

>> No.12763915
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I love my daughteru so much

>> No.12763940

Agree. Spoiled NEET is spoiled.

>> No.12763954
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I'd knock up Aya and watch her start a pregnancy & motherhood blog. I'd help contribute articles by writing about my fears as a first time father. After the updates I'd cuddle with her in front of the fireplace and pat her growing belly.

>> No.12763964

Well you can't say that for sure. Motherhood and pregnancy affects women mentally in different ways. For all you know she'd be incredibly attached and doting

>> No.12763969

Children would help her not get bored.

>> No.12763978

How many children?

>> No.12763982
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Well 1 to start with obviously, barring any multiple egg shenanigans, and then see how many she's up for after she gives birth and recovers. I myself would like at least a son, and a daughter I can spoil rotten and and help pick out a trademark hat.

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Don't you want to fill the world with dozens of mini-Ayas?

>> No.12764183
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Tenshi, in a heartbeat.

>> No.12764428

2hus will only breed with other 2hus.

>> No.12764532

You may impregnate one touhou for each game you have 1cced on Lunatic.

Good luck!

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>> No.12764550

so 1

>> No.12764554

You don't know what insecure is until you seen a 30something become a psychological wreck because she cannot lose weight after having her kids.
That's what you have to face when you marry girls who have above average busts before pregnancy.
A and B cup girls bounce back after child birth. And the nursing usually fills them out to a nice C or D cup.

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My nigga.

>> No.12764598

I would makE Tojiko a happy mother, and wife even if I can't measure up to Miko's bull shit hearing.

>> No.12764602
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Time to repopulate Gensoukyo with half phantoms

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girls usually appreciate it if you take longer than that

>> No.12764610

Tojiko is a ghost. Two different things, fighting Tojiko makes half-ghost.

>> No.12764614

Yuuka got her already.

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Ghostly blowjobs woohoo.

>> No.12764895
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Friendly reminder that the only reason why Tojiko is a ghost now is because of Futo breaking her phylactery.

>> No.12764899

Thanks for the boner.

Seriously more doujins of this please.

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>> No.12764958

How would Yukari use her portals to pleasure me while I make her into a mother?

>> No.12764970

Tight gap pussy.

>> No.12764978

>Tojiko is Youmu's ancestor
>this also makes Youmu related to Mokou
It all makes sense now.

Tojiko fought in political wars, so she needed swordsmen. She slept with a Konpaku and her genes made it to Youmu. Tojiko sounds like dojikko, which is the type of character Youmu is.

As for the white hair,
>The Fujiwara clan (of which Fujiwara no Mokou is based on) played an important role in taking down the Soga clan and removing the Soga clan's place as an influence to Japan as a whole.
>In real history, the Soga clan was overthrown from power in 645 during a coup d'état conspired by Nakatomi no Kamatari, founder of the Fujiwara clan, among others. Kamatari was later struck and killed by lightning, which people believed to be a curse laid by the late Soga clan; this is a possible inspiration for Tojiko's ability. Also, Kamatari's son, Fujiwara no Fuhito, is the speculated model of Fujiwara no Mokou's father.
Combine this with
>Tojiko is considered a vengeful spirit as she is a ghost who holds a grudge against humans.
>She doesn't seem to mind being a ghost as it's convenient for her.
and you can see that while she had an affinity for phantoms, her human grudge came from her being raped by Fujiwaras after being defeated.

As for Youmu and Mokou, they're both hot, both long-lived and both related to nobility. It's all there. Mokou x Youmu doujins when?

>> No.12765000

She would gap your dick from her pussy straight into your own asshole.

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>> No.12765064

>see how many she's up for after she gives birth and recovers

>waiting for her to recover
>not wrapping the umbilical cord around your dick while it's still attached to the baby she just gave birth to and shoving it inside her loose pussy with all your might while it's dripping with blood and amniotic fluid and immediately reimpregnating her right away.

The hell is wrong with you?

>> No.12765110
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During sex Yukari would gap your semen into the wombs of other girls around Gensokyo. Starting with Reimu to ensure the barriers future, then Akyuu to keep the chronicles going, then after that whatever other girls she thinks need a good knocking up.

Just think, you'd sleep with Yukari but impregnate a different girl every night!

>> No.12765117

My dick just shirked back into its shell. How can this possibly be arousing?

>> No.12765125

>Starting with Reimu to ensure the barriers future

Could you make it any more obvious that you're a secondary?

>> No.12765130

If I thrust hard will my penis thrust into my ass hard, causing me to thrust even harder?

>> No.12765133

With one thrust, you could generate infinite power* and be used as energy battery.

* - Not really infinite power.

>> No.12765156

I'm not sure if I should be aroused by this or disgusted.
I want baby border benders, not babies from everyone else. On the other hand, it's still Yukari.

>> No.12765180

All of them.

>> No.12765201

If you impregnate an Oni does the kid become retarded if the mother drinks during pregnancy or will it become stronger? Or will it just even out to having no effect at all on account of the kid being a half breed?

Which makes me think or another question. Are half breeds even possible or will the kid just become a full version of whatever the mother is?

>> No.12765269

The few oni-human relationships in mythology implies that the kid comes out alright, at least to the extent that they look human

>> No.12765292
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Having some fluffy offspring would probably trigger a strong paternal response anyway, 'cause I like small animals. There's be so much hugging to do.
Then, when the kids are asleep, cuddle with their lovely mother and engage in some tender loving

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The saddest part is if you impregnate Ran, her litter will most likely look like foxes. And won't gain their second tail and human form after 100 years, long after your death.

>> No.12765323

Can a humanoid form give birth to foxes?

>> No.12765324

Something along the lines of this http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8090

>> No.12765329

She's still a fox.

>> No.12765345
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Tengu (and by extension bird youkai) lay eggs apparently, so that may mean animal youkai in general give birth to an animal first.

>> No.12765348
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>Raven egg
>Not green with black spots
What is this blasphemy?

>> No.12765356
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Most artists draw her with a yellow beak too in animal form which I don't like. Its like they never seen a raven or even a crow before.

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It reminds me of this doujin.

>> No.12765386

They do sometimes though. It might just be certain breeds.

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That doujinshi makes me wonder if all the other hell ravens are in love with Okuu as if she was their Idol.

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not like you couldn't appeal to Yukari or Yuyuko to mess with the life/death border or let your spirit linger long enough to see it happen before hopping on Komachi's boat.

can Yukari mess with the borders and just let me be a full fledged kitsune?

>> No.12765415

If you prove yourself to be a useful servant worthy of an extended lifespan. Hopefully no one snitches to the Yama that it's happening or she will come lay the smack down on you and drag you to hell for cheating death.

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Same question is to be asked about Mamizou and all the bake danuki that was with her in Forbidden Scrollery. These bake danuki feast is to raise the spiritual powers of the bake danuki and the baby tsukumogamis that attend it so that they can reach humanoid form.

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Maybe white is the color they take on when impregnated by a human.

>> No.12765422
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If you really want to cheat death for some times, you can always follow the hermithood ways to become a celestial (It require a lot of work), or become an Youkai / Tsukumogami (There are several ways to do so, some might be very painful)

>> No.12765462

Motorboating with Komachi!

>> No.12765490
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I'd motorboat her.

>> No.12765575

I don't get it.

So, in Gensokyo, 3 things can happen to you when you die.
1. You go to Heaven and become a celestial.
2. You are reincarnated.
3. You go to hell.

Apparently, though, if you're a Celestial, Hell will send agents after you for... trying to extend your life and cheat death? But if you're in Heaven, you already died!

Does this mean that, aside from the true immortals like kaguya, eventually as time passed approaches infinity, all 2hus will be sent to Hell?

>> No.12765584

Reread the wiki. Eastern heaven and hell aren't the same as western, and you don't automatically become a bodied celestial like Tenshi for going to heaven. She's not dead, either.

>> No.12765630

The wiki says that the yama will judge you worthy of heaven if you have achieved nirvana (or they would, if they didn't stop for whatever reason), and the page for Celestial says that "Celestial" includes people who ascended while alive AND people who achieved nirvana.

the only distinction that the wiki makes is that the nirvana ones are dead and thus disembodied spirits

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