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You are home alone when this guy rings your doorbell. What would you do?

>> No.12728748

Hide under the bed and cry myself to sleep

>> No.12728762

>>12728725
Ignore him, just like everyone else, and go back to sleep.

>> No.12729481

open the door of course. Prepare to turn from straight cis-male european gaijin scum to FABULOUS

>> No.12729703

FUCK♂YOU

>> No.12731542

>>12729703
wrong meme son

>> No.12731585
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>>12728725

>> No.12731594

>>12729703
申レN

>> No.12731609

I show him who's the boss of this house

>> No.12731638

SOUDAYO

>> No.12733417

淫無視らネエ外人ホモガキか


こわれるなあ

>> No.12733423

>>12728725
1. Open the door
2. Prepare my anus
3. Try not to cry
4. Cry anyways

>> No.12736991

Offer him some ice tea

>> No.12738696

GO is GOD
Now you're GO

>> No.12738773

>>12738696
GO died of AIDS.

>> No.12738776

>>12733417
ホモガキ嫌い

>> No.12739277

sug his dick lmao

>> No.12739832

>>12728725
Take a pic, post it on Twitter and see the internet go crazy.

>> No.12739839
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>> No.12740174

Welcome him inside and let him fuck my waifu.

>> No.12740229

>>12740174
Yajuu-senpai only likes guys

>> No.12740231

>>12740229

Does he do anal?

>> No.12740237

>>12728725
What would happen if i invite him to drink cofee?

>> No.12741027

Mods, please sticky this.

>> No.12741048

>>12740237
He prefers ice tea

>> No.12741110

入って、どうぞ

>> No.12741185
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12741185

Ran - YJSNPI

>> No.12741648

>>12741048
If i give him that he wont rape my ass r-right?

>> No.12742614

人笑いものにするとか皆最低だな

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>>12741648
No.

>> No.12742671

>>12742628
;_;

>> No.12744278

>>12728725
1.open the door.
2.shoot him with a a cheap saturday night special I bought with cash from some dude near the light rail station.
3.put the corpse in the trunk after washing my hands and the gun.
4.take a eight to ten hour drive to new mexico and dump the body. place the gun in the corpse's mouth and the ammo box for the gun in the pockets of the corpse's pants after donning gloves.

>> No.12744800

コ↑コ↓

>> No.12744858

>>12728725
[x] Genuflect

>> No.12744926

I'd kill myself before anything bad happens

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>> No.12746910

>>12733423
But you still enjoy it.

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>> No.12753275

これまじ
人の穂もセックス馬鹿にするtか

外人てこういう奴らなんだ 

最低だな

>> No.12755660

>>12740229
He had a girlfriend you dolt.

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>> No.12755736

>>12755660
Does it look like I care you fucking nerdling......

>> No.12758184

>>12755736
Yes because you replied to my post.

>> No.12758206

>>12731609
申レN

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>>12744278
They'd still catch you.

>> No.12759929

I did it.

>> No.12760599

日本人のことレイシストとカイエねえなこれじゃああ

外人はホモ差別してるシナ

やっぱり害人はレイシスト

>> No.12769280

>>12760599
くっせぇなお前・・・

出ていけぇ!!(レ)

>> No.12769381

警察だ!

>> No.12770984

>>12769280
日本人だってハッキリわかんだね

りんごの画像でも張ってやる

>> No.12771010

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

>> No.12771025

私を見て!私は、グーグルが翻訳使用することができます!

>> No.12774206

>>12770984
fack you Jap

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