FLANDRE SCARLET

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Flandre Scarlet who was Remilia Scarlets sister was one day in a basement typing on a computer. She got an email from her sister that said that aliens and youkai were attacking her place and aksed her for help so she went.

Flandre Scarlet turned on off her computer and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the Scarlet Devil Mansion where she left her tricycl and normal people close because she was in her pajamas. Flandre Scarlet got on her tricycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so she had to go.

Flandre Scarlet ramped off the Mansion and did a backflip and landed. She kept driving down the road and made sure there was no undead zombies around because she ddint have danmaku. The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the Aya and the Mistia was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Flandre Scarlets quest to help her sister where she was. Flandre Scarlet looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my sister to defeat the enemys".
Flandre Scarlet was late so she had to pedal really fast. Shikieiki was hiden near by so when Flandre Scarlet wesnt by Shikieiki came and wanted to send her to Hell. Here Flandre Scarlet saw the first monster because Shikieiki was posessed and had headcrabs. "I cant give you my life, Yama" Flandre Scarlet said "Why not?" said the headcrab Shikieiki back to Flandre Scarlet. "Because you are headcrab Yama" so Flandre Scarlet shot the oficer in the head and pedaled off thinking "my sister is in trouble there" and went faster.

[Anonymous No.]

cool

story

bro

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Flandre Scarlet had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Remilia needed her where she was. Flandre Scarlet looked at road signs and saw "FOREST OF MAGIC" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so Flandre Scarlet almost turned around but heard screaming like Remilia so she went faster again.
Flandre Scarlet pedaled in and did another flip n jumped off her tricycle and the tricycle took out an undead zombie infront of Flandre Scarlet. Flandre Scarlet smiled and walked fast. Flandre Scarlet then looked on the ground and found spellcard so se pickd it up and fired fast at Youki Konpaku in front of Kourindou.

Flandre Scarlet said "Youki leave this place" and Youki Konpaku said "but this is my new house" and Flandre Scarlet felt sorry for him becaus he couldnt live there anymore because they weren't from the Forest of Magic so he blew up the house and killed Youki so he was at piece.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Then Flandre Scarlet herd another scream from her sister so she kept walking really faster to get where she was. The Forest of Magic was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When Flandre Scarlet got to where the screaming was started from she found her sister Remilia Scarlet fightin the final bosss, Marisa, and Remilia said "Flandre Scarlet! Over here!" so Flandre Scarlet went there to where Remilia Scarlet was fighting.

Flandre Scarlet fired her danmaku really fast and the danmaku went and shot Marisa in the eyes and the Marisa couldnt see. Remilia Scarlet said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched Marisa in the face and Marisa fell. Flandre Scarlet said "thanks i could help, sis" and Remilia Scarlet said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed. The laughed overed quickly though because Flandre Scarlet yelled "LOOK OUT SIS!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Remilia Scarlet looked up and said "NOO! Flandre Scarlet run out of here fast as you can!" and Flandre Scarlet walked real fast out.
Flandre Scarlet loked back and saw Remilia get steppd on by the next boss, Alice and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back Alice!" Flandre Scarlet yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1272684
Should have made a Doom, Chronicles of Evil edit.

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHAHAHA OH WOW
!!!

[(ノ゜-゜)ノ☆ DOZO! !FUKOwwFrJM No.]

cool story sis

[Anonymous No.]

You thought of Snoop Dogg this time. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

where do you get it from, sir, you are a penius!

[Anon of Neo-Russia No.]

/r/ing someone make a sound file dub out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1272738
There are recordings of the other stories?

By the way, does anyone have the legendary gvr_fioc[1],mp3?

[Anonymous No.]

WE REQUIRE MORE BLINGEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>1272788
I HAVE NONE BUT I AGREE WITH THIS ANON

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1272686
>cool story bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>1272861

Cool sage bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>1272697
And then Reimu was a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

No Flandre, you are the demons.

[Anonymous No.]

"Please... please let me go ze~"

The black-white pleaded to the rainbow magician; while battling the forceful urge within her, Marisa begged again. With tears in her eyes, her actions were simply ignored by an apathetic Alice; sitting not even five feet away and reading a book, peering out the corner of her eye at the witch's struggle. Her many dolls completely restricting Marisa's movement in her time of desperation.

"You must..." the witch whined, "please, release your dolls! I can't take it much more..."

Alice remained idle and flipped a page in her book. The pressure within the Marisa grew greater with every passing second, a force that she could never prevent merely with knowledge and wit.

"I... beg of you... please..." a mixture of tears and sweat streamed from the witch's face and made its way to the magician's wooden floor.

"I... I..." with her last shred of willpower, Marisa fell to the floor. With her face down, in a shameless admit of defeat, a puddle formed from under her; the liquid passing through the thin fabric and drenched her dress within mere seconds. A smirk appeared on Alice's face as the liquid expanded on her floor and made it's way up Marisa's body; the magician placed her book down and walked passed the witch, stepping in the shallow puddle of Marisa's urine.

"I hate you... you damn bitch." With her head still facing the floor, tears multiplied in the witch's eyes and diffused with liquid she exerted moments ago. Whelps and sobs came from Marisa's mouth along with mumbles of "damn Alice..." and "I'll never forgive you."

[Anonymous No.]

The magician walked back into the room and tapped the witch on the shoulder; looking up, she saw Alice's hand reaching out. Knowing she couldn't continue to wallow in her piss, she picked herself up and hung her head as Alice lead her to another room.

In Alice's bedroom with the door shut behind them, the magician began to remove the soiled dress of the witch; however, she was met with a forceful hand.

"What are you doing ze~? I don't need your help," muddled Marisa with the slightest hint of red in her cheek. "I can do this myself. Also, what are those things..." she pointed to her bed. Alice picked up one of the white objects; "those can't be..." the magician nodded.

Marisa signed with a hint of disgust, "You get weirder everyday, doll freak..." A thought occurred. "Hey, wait, why do you even have those things?" Hesitant, Alice lifted her skirt and revealed that she herself was wearing a diaper. Despite the humility that bestowed onto Marisa minutes ago, a smile came to her face. "So it is true, you do lea..."

Alice forcefully grunted and a trio of dolls surrounded the witch. One quickly flew behind Marisa and untied her apron and the other two grabbed the straps of her dress and lifted it over her head; the dolls then flew off with the garments. Before the black-white had a chance to fight it, she stood in Alice's bedroom with nothing but her shirt and soaked bloomers.

Alice, face redden, placed her hand on the witch's shoulders and led her to her bed. Marisa, unsure of what she should do, was forcefully seated on the edge and pushed back by the doll otaku.

Alice excitingly placed her fingers on the witch's waist; as she was about to pull down her bloomers, the magician was met with Marisa's grasp.

[Anonymous No.]

"No, ze~. Don't you dare do that." Just then, a group of dolls flew onto Marisa and restrained her arms and legs once again. "Dammit, ze~; let me go!" Alice ignored the demand and pulled down the wet bloomers. Staring at what was now exposed, trickles of blood dripped from the magician's nose.

"You sad, lonely freak." Marisa remarked as it was all she could do. Wiping the drippings of passion from her face, she slid the diaper under Marisa. Sprinkling a blot of powder onto the area, she quickly taped the garment into position before she fainted from blood loss.

Regaining her composure, Alice witnessed what she had accomplished and let out a delightful smile. Flushed with redness, she placed her face next to Marisa's and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek. Then with a soft giggle, she slowly walked toward the door.

"I'll make some tea and cakes." The dollmaster opened the door and exited the room; her minions release their grasp on the witch and followed.

Marisa sat up, hearing the unfamiliar crinkle as Alice's success, and pondered what the magician really meant to her.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Thanks for fagging up my thread with your BORING.
ಠ3ಠ

[Anonymous No.]

>>1272965
>>1272969
>>1272978
I love it!

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxfh5jOHv8A

[Anonymous No.]

>>1272989
I only posted the uninteresting half; I will now proceed...

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materialized in front of them, and in a loud booming hiss, asked "Have you read your SICP today?"

The surroundings faded into blackness and within a few moments the group found themselves seated in a lecture hall at MIT, amongst several dozen other students. "Welcome to 6.001" was written on the blackboard, and Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walked into the room, dressed in his robe and wizard hat.

"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the witch, the magician, Alice, and Marisa.

"What...?" Marisa managed to say, all of the confused by what had just happened.

"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.

"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

"What's going on?" Alice whispered to Marisa.

"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."

[Anonymous No.]

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

The Sussman produced a wand and waved it in the air, muttering to himself. A bright flash of light filled the room, and a stream of glowing parentheses shot out the end of the wand, dissappearing into the air. The students applauded loudly.

"But... how can he do that? He's only a human, right?" the witch whispered.

The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at the witch with an astonished expression.

"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at the witch.

All of the other students turned in the direction of the group.

"Nothing," she answered quietly.

"I hope so," The Sussman said in stern tone, ending his pointing with the wand.

[Anonymous No.]

"What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic," Marisa muttered almost inaudibly.

Once again, the Sussman quickly turned and stared at her, pointing with his wand.

"Excuse me?" he asked, "What did you say again?"

"Nothing," she replied, trying to avoid attention.

"No, I'm pretty sure you said something. Please repeat it for us, so as not to miss a fine learning opportunity."

"She said, 'What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic'," the witch exclaimed. At the sound of those words the Sussman's face turned a bright red.

"HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!!" The Sussman shouted angrily. "By the power of the Y combinator I send thee to the land of Java!"

The Sussman raised his wand and a pointed it at the group, sending from its blunt point a stream of red parentheses. Almost immediately Alice sent forth her dolls, which collided with the parentheses at 61.8034% of their way toward her, creating a blindingly bright blue ball of plasma. The other students watched in amazement as the parentheses slowly ate their way through the doll-storm towards Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

Superb

[Anonymous No.]

Needs more conjuration of the spirits of the computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1273055
Eh, it's probably available earlier in the anals of /prog/. I'll have to do some searching of my archives when I get home. (I think I have a copy in my copypasta archive as well.)