/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey jaypee, how do YOU make your room not smell like farts with stale cum?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a lot of scented candles to combat the cumfarts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721938
Clean it.

[Anonymous No.]

fart and cum outside of your room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721965
>getting up

[Anonymous No.]

Have a maid that loves your eating your cum and sniffing your farts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721977
M-maybe you could be my maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721984
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721938

i didn't even realize that that was an option

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721938
Keep tissues in candy wrappers or curled up in trashed paper in the garbage can. Also, dispose of cum in washroom whenever possible.

As for you, stop eating those beans!

[Anonymous No.]

After years of living in the same place I guess I got used to the odor, because everyone that comes in comments on it while I can barely sense it. That or my nose is fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721974
uh, did he only post this image 'ironically'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722033,1
That image is hilarious what's your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721938
I stopped ejaculating in my room and started ejaculating into the sink instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722033
People get used to scents after long exposure.

That's why a lot of people don't realize they or their home smells bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721938
I'm keeping the windows open at all times so my room has quite a neutral scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722033
>everyone that comes in
le ebin friggin normie face :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722103

actually your room smells like car exhaust

[Anonymous No.]

my ass is still hurts from the d*mp i took a few hours ago i imagine that this is what it feels like to have been analy penetrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722127,1
I feel you dude, I had to sit on my right hip after taking a huge shit because my anus prolapsed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722103
fan + ventilation fan to keep the air cool and circulating. Can get a bit chilly in midnight though

[Anonymous No.]

I burn incense so my room smells like cum and stale farts and sandalwood now

[Anonymous No.]

I open the window for 10 minutes every week.

[Anonymous No.]

i cummed on a shirt for a week and it didn't even smell after it
i have an air purifier though because i get nosebleeds alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721938
Fire.

[Anonymous No.]

Air freshener, and I open my windows from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday I did a deep cleaning where I dusted everything in my room, wiped down the flat surfaces, vacuumed, washed my sheets, comforter, and bed spread, exchanged my blanket for a non smelly one, and even bought a new pillow since my old one somehow absorbed all my sweat and body fluids through the pillow case.

I'm happy to say that my room smells perfectly fine now, although there's still cum stains on my carpet.

[Anonymous No.]

Lift weights in the rooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722358
>cum stains on my carpet

Why would you cum on the floor anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722407
It's not on purpose, but sometimes I get to close to the edge when masturbating so I shoot it into my trash can a a foot away from my desk. Occasionally there's a few drops that get onto the carpet around it.

[Anonymous No.]

My room is too large and has too much circulation.
Plus I cum in every room so if any lingering scent is about, it's over the entire complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12721938
I clean it occasionally? God you people are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

I use latex medical gloves. They are cheap and provide a good fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722417
This guy has the solution. It doesn't count if everything smells of neet.

>>12722421
explain. Do you put your willy inside?

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>>12722433
I just spit inside the glove for lubrication and go to town. I have an onahole but haven't used it for over a year. The gloves work wonders.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to open a window or my doors when I leave my room but it's winter now and I don't want any of the heat to escape... I don't really know what I'm going to do

[Anonymous No.]

my room smells like ketchup this morning

[Anonymous No.]

my room smells like ketchup this morning some im gonna light a stick of japanese incense

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722453
All you have to do is to never close windows and start to sleep under thin blanket
Sleeping like this allows you to fall asleep easily and helps you get used to cold

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think that "parents room" smell is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722510
That smell is instant safety, and cozyness. I will never lie between them, being hugged by my mom, ever again. Thanks for reminding me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722517
Trevor.......

[Anonymous No.]

by not being a fucking disgusting lazy piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722510

That's the smell of sex. You might not want to sit on the bed, that mattress is soaked.

[Anonymous No.]

guys should i light a stick kyo-nishiki or a sitting zen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722525

you're not fooling anyone buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12722510
Cleanliness

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>>12722510
I've never heard of this before. My parents room smelled terrible too.