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Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 04:33:21 No.12721938 [DELETED]

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Hey jaypee, how do YOU make your room not smell like farts with stale cum?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 04:38:08 No.12721946 I have a lot of scented candles to combat the cumfarts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 04:42:08 No.12721956 >>12721938 Clean it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 04:45:26 No.12721965 fart and cum outside of your room.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 04:48:23 No.12721974 File: 135 KB, 460x322, 4102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12721965 >getting up

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 04:49:28 No.12721977 Have a maid that loves your eating your cum and sniffing your farts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 04:50:41 No.12721984 >>12721977 M-maybe you could be my maid?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 04:52:43 No.12721986 >>12721984 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 05:08:09 No.12722020 >>12721938 i didn't even realize that that was an option

Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 05:11:36 No.12722029
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>>12721938
Keep tissues in candy wrappers or curled up in trashed paper in the garbage can. Also, dispose of cum in washroom whenever possible.

As for you, stop eating those beans!

Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 05:12:51 No.12722033
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After years of living in the same place I guess I got used to the odor, because everyone that comes in comments on it while I can barely sense it. That or my nose is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 05:20:46 No.12722033,1 >>12721974 uh, did he only post this image 'ironically'?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 05:24:09 No.12722033,2 >>12722033,1 That image is hilarious what's your problem?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 05:30:37 No.12722057 >>12721938 I stopped ejaculating in my room and started ejaculating into the sink instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 05:37:28 No.12722077 >>12722033 People get used to scents after long exposure. That's why a lot of people don't realize they or their home smells bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 05:47:15 No.12722103 >>12721938 I'm keeping the windows open at all times so my room has quite a neutral scent.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 05:55:33 No.12722103,1 >>12722033 >everyone that comes in le ebin friggin normie face :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 06:05:57 No.12722127 >>12722103 actually your room smells like car exhaust

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 06:39:51 No.12722127,1 my ass is still hurts from the d*mp i took a few hours ago i imagine that this is what it feels like to have been analy penetrated

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 06:43:37 No.12722127,2 >>12722127,1 I feel you dude, I had to sit on my right hip after taking a huge shit because my anus prolapsed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 07:29:49 No.12722218 >>12722103 fan + ventilation fan to keep the air cool and circulating. Can get a bit chilly in midnight though

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 07:52:59 No.12722252 I burn incense so my room smells like cum and stale farts and sandalwood now

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 08:00:44 No.12722261 I open the window for 10 minutes every week.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 08:45:53 No.12722261,1 i cummed on a shirt for a week and it didn't even smell after it i have an air purifier though because i get nosebleeds alot

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 08:48:18 No.12722319 >>12721938 Fire.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 09:06:15 No.12722347 File: 239 KB, 1146x1618, 20772281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Air freshener, and I open my windows from time to time.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 09:21:12 No.12722358
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Yesterday I did a deep cleaning where I dusted everything in my room, wiped down the flat surfaces, vacuumed, washed my sheets, comforter, and bed spread, exchanged my blanket for a non smelly one, and even bought a new pillow since my old one somehow absorbed all my sweat and body fluids through the pillow case.

I'm happy to say that my room smells perfectly fine now, although there's still cum stains on my carpet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 09:29:42 No.12722372 Lift weights in the rooms.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 09:43:24 No.12722407 >>12722358 >cum stains on my carpet Why would you cum on the floor anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 09:48:54 No.12722416 >>12722407 It's not on purpose, but sometimes I get to close to the edge when masturbating so I shoot it into my trash can a a foot away from my desk. Occasionally there's a few drops that get onto the carpet around it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 09:49:15 No.12722417 My room is too large and has too much circulation. Plus I cum in every room so if any lingering scent is about, it's over the entire complex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 09:49:48 No.12722419 >>12721938 I clean it occasionally? God you people are weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 09:50:18 No.12722421 I use latex medical gloves. They are cheap and provide a good fap.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 09:55:59 No.12722433 >>12722417 This guy has the solution. It doesn't count if everything smells of neet. >>12722421 explain. Do you put your willy inside?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 10:07:32 No.12722450 >>12722433 I just spit inside the glove for lubrication and go to town. I have an onahole but haven't used it for over a year. The gloves work wonders.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 10:09:00 No.12722453 I used to open a window or my doors when I leave my room but it's winter now and I don't want any of the heat to escape... I don't really know what I'm going to do

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 10:28:49 No.12722453,1 my room smells like ketchup this morning

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 10:29:32 No.12722494 my room smells like ketchup this morning some im gonna light a stick of japanese incense

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 10:32:07 No.12722500 >>12722453 All you have to do is to never close windows and start to sleep under thin blanket Sleeping like this allows you to fall asleep easily and helps you get used to cold

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 10:42:49 No.12722510 File: 111 KB, 500x545, 1407900620725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you guys think that "parents room" smell is?

Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 10:48:05 No.12722517
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>>12722510
That smell is instant safety, and cozyness. I will never lie between them, being hugged by my mom, ever again. Thanks for reminding me, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 10:51:37 No.12722520 >>12722517 Trevor.......

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 10:53:30 No.12722525 by not being a fucking disgusting lazy piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 10:59:02 No.12722538 >>12722510 That's the smell of sex. You might not want to sit on the bed, that mattress is soaked.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 11:00:04 No.12722542 guys should i light a stick kyo-nishiki or a sitting zen

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 11:08:12 No.12722550 >>12722525 you're not fooling anyone buddy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 11:11:24 No.12722560 >>12722510 Cleanliness

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 23, 2014 11:56:32 No.12722650 >>12722510 I've never heard of this before. My parents room smelled terrible too.

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