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How would you respond to this situation?

>> No.12691028

Who carries around 100 bucks?

>> No.12691058

>>12691008
"Get back to me after you've grown some tits."

>> No.12691073

>>12691008
Doesn't matter who the police will believe, I can't be incriminated without proof. Furthermore there's a security camera over there and I never leave the house without recording everything that happens with my personal audio recorder.

>> No.12691135

I would say ok obediently, tell her to wait while I search for the money in my bag/pocket then take out 1 or 2 bills.
Then when she's not on her guard and wants to grab the bills, take her other hand to force her finger out of the ring without pulling it then take off the alarm from her bag (or just take the whole bag), then run and drop her bag further on the road.

>> No.12691141

Punch her in the face as hard as I can. If I can't knock out a little girl I deserve to get caught.

>> No.12691147

>>12691135
Wouldn't her screams also be a problem? Rather than running, knocking her out and dumping the body somewhere "safe" would be a better option.

>> No.12691296

I'm a police though.

>> No.12691312

>>12691147
Shit, I didn't think about the screams. But you cannot really do what you suggest either, since you would leave a bruise on her, and that would give her credibility if she were to call the police afterwards.

I guess you could try to bluff her and say that you have recorded everything on your smartphone and that she's deep in shit and that you won't do anything if she just goes away. She's just a little girl after all, it may be easy to trick her into believing a lie.

Or you could say that if she pulled off that alarm, you would kill her in retaliation. That could effectively reverse the roles of who is blackmailing who.

>> No.12691328
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>>12691312
There is also another option.

>> No.12691333

Is-is there more?

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>>12691333
i think there might be another. i dont have it though.

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>>12691073
>I can't be incriminated without proof

>> No.12691351

Counterattack.
I think of the three funniest things I've ever experienced and start laughing like a mad hyena.
I'd laugh so hard and loudly that I'd start flailing on the ground while pointing at her all the while. Make as big of a commotion as possible and draw attention to the two of us before she can even pull the thing. Even if she does, nobody would understand what the fuck was going on if I just keep laughing.
She'll probably just run away when she realizes what's happening.

I'm a terrible actor though, so I'm sure it'd play out that ideally.

>> No.12691354

>>12691348
What

>> No.12691365

>>12691354
incriminate
ɪnˈkrɪmɪneɪt/
verb
past tense: incriminated; past participle: incriminated

make (someone) appear guilty of a crime or wrongdoing.
"he refused to answer questions in order not to incriminate himself"

>> No.12691379

>>12691008
I've trained hard everyday for this very moment.

Step 1: I would casually smile and agree, reaching into my pocket to grab the money

Step 2: Punch her with all my strength in the Solar Plexus, steal her pantsu and ring thing, and while she's still recovering from the punch, I'd quickly change into my loli costume and stuff a switchblade and pack of cigarettes into her purse

Step 3: Make her an offer - join me and make millions by extorting people out of their money, while training under me to avoid getting caught by anyone else, or I would pull the ring, and the cops would arrest her for being a delinquent

No loli could ever possibly hope to outwit the loli master (that's me by the way)

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>>12691379
>Solar Plexus
Full retard.

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12691385

well this thread is shit.

>> No.12691387

>>12691381
w-whats wrong with that? Would you prefer celiac plexus?

>> No.12691391

>>12691385
Why is she slightly levitating next to the bath when she could be doing the same pose inside it much more comfortably?

>> No.12691396

How did a little girl get in possession of those laced panties?

>> No.12691400

>>12691391
She's just doing yoga. Don't bother her.

>> No.12691402

>>12691008
Who's the artist? I really like his art

>> No.12691403
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>>12691387
The human chest is extremely tough. Unless you are a dude practicing martial arts and doing exercise regularly, you are just gonna give her a bruise, not stun/kill her.

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>>12691391
she cant pretend to be an airplane in the bath, anon. shed have to pretend to be a boat if she were.

>> No.12691421

>>12691403
loli chests are squishy and not tough at all, and if I actually wanted to kill her, I'd just stab her with the knife I put in her backpack, but then I'd lose the chance to have my own loli sidekick

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>>12691421
>loli sidekick

You keep doing this.

>> No.12691437

just close my fucking door and ignore her acting

>> No.12691438

>>12691432
I don't understand… the words that I say aren't that strange, stop it you're really hurting my self-esteem…

>> No.12691522

>>12691438
you smell bad, go shave. also you're probably dumb too.

>> No.12691534

>>12691522
I always shower as soon as I wake up and brush my teeth several times a day to make sure I always smell good, and I shave regularly so there's not a single hair on my face, and only smart people end up on /jp/ so I can't be dumb!

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>>12691534
>only smart people end up on /jp/ so I can't be dumb!

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>>12691543
I will not be defeated by your smug faces and quotes

>> No.12691553

>>12691404
Why are you posting child porn on /jp/?

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>>12691546
Good for you. Here, have a Tesse pic.

>> No.12691596

>>12691553
are you retarded?

>> No.12691606

>>12691596

he's just misunderstood

>> No.12691613

What little girl wears tie side panties? Also she thinks you're a good person (aka pussy) who will oblige, when you could easily kidnap the little whore.

>> No.12691652
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>>12691613
the best ones.

>> No.12691885

RUN, duh
I don't even know this kid

>> No.12691929

>>12691008
I would let my dick do the talking.

>> No.12691960

Slam door in her face, tell the cops to produce evidence that I touched her at all.

>> No.12691970

Tell I'll give her double if she follows me.

>> No.12692070
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I'd try talking my way out of it. If it doesn't work, I'd give her some money from my wallet. When she thinks she's won and lets her guard down, I punch her in the face as hard as I can. If she's still conscious, I pin her arms down with my knees and keep on hitting her until she becomes unresponsive. Then I carry her home (piggy back style to look like a father/brother carrying his daughter/sister, and I wouldn't get close enough to anyone so that they don't see the wounds on her face). I then lock her in my closet and keep her as my own.

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>>12692070
Like you even have the guts to do that.

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mikane sebiri

>> No.12692241

>>12691008
I'd pull out a fragmentation grenade, then we can see who is not afraid of to pull the pin. I'll show that little bitch.

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