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Mister, hey Mister!

Take it easy!

>> No.12684676

chage id eajy

>> No.12684699

>>12684676
Chage it eakyu!

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Such a cute set.

>> No.12684727

mukkyuri chiteitte ne!

>> No.12684760

Mod delete my linked tred so we only have one please.

>>12684641

>> No.12684795

>>12684760
Sorry anon, I didn't see your thread. I would have posted there.

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>>12684795

Oh np. This thread is fine.

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>> No.12686452

>>12686385
>>12686387

I love stories with the real Marisa and Reimu.

>> No.12686453

How many yukkuri fans also like loli?

>> No.12686459

>>12686453
I prefer chubby.

>> No.12686538

>>12686453
Very few, if you believe the archives. If there are any women in the strips, they are normally extremely well endowed oneesan types.If any yukkuri gets a body, it is also on the same size and proportion as the original touhou, Except Ayas, who are normally depicted with extra hot bodies with a retarded face.

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>>12686538
>same size and proportion as the original touhou
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post?tags=bodied_yukkuri&searchDefault=Search

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>>12686453

Not my thing. Like

>>12686538

said I prefer Qt femanons in the pools like kirira's Shell or the Qt from the Home Invasion pool.

>> No.12686841

>>12686538
bodied yus are chubby and fat

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>>12686562
Sorry, I should have added "human like" body to my sentence. The usual yukkuri body is very far away from anything close to proportions at all.

>> No.12687041

>>12686982
the fuck is taht

>> No.12687047

>>12687041
Veeeeeeeeeeeeery cute satorin

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Smoke it easy!

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Hello Marisa, take it easy!

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I imagine this is how gangbangers would deal with bugs like these.

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>> No.12688466

>>12684672

Naice, dude.

Naice..

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ohhh~

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>>12691450
Ohhh!

>> No.12691511

>>12691450
Sexy sexy

>> No.12692088

>>12691422

Adorable.

>> No.12694683

ETERNITY YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT WHERE IS MY UPDATE

>> No.12694738

>>12691456
How would she fly fast with that fat booty of hers?

>> No.12694777

>>12691450
what are you plotting

>> No.12695504

>>12694738
propulsion farts

>> No.12695600

>>12694683
He died. RIP.

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Who hype?

>> No.12696143

>>12695928

Can't wait.

>> No.12696281

>>12695928
Looking forward to it, but it's been about 1/4 translated in 10 days so completion is still probably about a month away.
Maybe less if BaronMind gets some free time to work on it, maybe more if JosephStalin stops translating as quickly as he is.

>> No.12696813

>>12696281
With Thanksgiving coming up, their paces might change quite a lot.

>> No.12697255

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.gr.java_conf.sakatasnow.Yukkuri_Breeding_Observation&hl=en

>> No.12703705

Bump it easy (so that more yukkuris will die)

>> No.12703781

>>12703705
Since mods are still banning people for posting anything vaguely abusive I don't really see any point keeping these threads alive.

>> No.12704235

>>12697255
Made the mistake of picking up a shit covered Alice from the forest to test cleaning it off in the bathwater

Turned out to be a total shithead rapist, farting all the time.

Shut her outside away from my other Yukkuri and it still manged to rape Cirno through the glass door.

>> No.12704244

>>12704235

Controls? Everything I do just makes them stick their tongue out.

>> No.12705976 [DELETED] 

>>12703781
Is it time to migrate to Hatechan's /easy/?

>> No.12709548 [DELETED] 

>>12705976
Seems so. I've uploaded my edit of the Kotatsu Invasion comic to /easy/ if anyone cares to take a look and I'll probably post any more I do there in future.

>> No.12711432

>>12704235

The stomp the box option is awesome.

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>> No.12716687

>>12716677
>Is it a sweet-sweet? Reimu will munch-munch it easy!

>> No.12722971

>>12716687
It's not a sweet-sweet, Reimu. Play with it nicely or I'm taking it back.

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>>12724108

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>>12724110

>> No.12724136

>>12724037

>> No.12726491

>>12697255

So do these guys just die of hunger all the time?

I come back from hunting yukkuris and they are just lying there and then the sad music starts. I feed them by hand sometimes but they still die. Which is funny considering they can take shitloads of kicks to the face...but can't survive being alone for a few minutes.

>> No.12727431

>>12724058
This is disgustingly cute, why can't we have a full box of easy like this in real life?

>> No.12727551

>>12727431
When VR gets done with, I hope the yukkuri thing is still around.

I got some squashing to do.

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Taking it easy in a yukuri thread.

>> No.12729072

>>12697255

Is it normal for the game to run slow as shit in the forest? I tried it on my android tablet and Bluestacks and when I go to the forest, it slows the fuck down.

>> No.12729091

>>12728935
someone edited this for abuse and the original artist got so upset that she deleted her account

Remember /jp/sies: abuse is autism incarnate

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>>12729091
though I guess that's neither here nor there.

Have some warekara, best 4koma in the business

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>>12729091
Abuse is love.

Abuse is life.

>> No.12730052

>>12729972
Janitor bans you for abyuse pics though.

>> No.12730257

>>12729072

I have had some bugs where I get stuck in corners and random slowdowns. Had to kill and restart.

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>>12730052
Why though?

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>>12730284
3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry")
>or grotesque ("guro") images,
post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.


"its not guro because its just bean paste" is the same excuse as "they're not lolis, they're 500 year old vampires!"

>> No.12730311

>>12730303
>"its not guro because its just bean paste" is the same excuse as "they're not lolis, they're 500 year old vampires!"
Yes, a perfectly valid excuse that violates the fuck out of the spirit of the rule. Bitch somewhere else.

>> No.12730312

>>12730303
who cares about rules, nerd

>> No.12730321

>>12730303
Wait, so is abuse ok then if they're not getting splattered to high heaven?

>> No.12730342

>>12730321
Sure

>> No.12730463

>>12730303
>>12730321
Both were fine before, now neither are. Rules have little to do with this.

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>Trying out the android game, as horrifying uncute as it is
>Make a nice collection of special headwear yukkuri
>Throw the football down in the kitchen
>They knock it all the way around the corner and near the fire
>Stupid fucking marisa sets herself on fire and then runs back to the other yukkuri near by

>> No.12731249

>>12731216

Come back from the forest with a new Yukkuri after killing every other one in the cardboard box.

Chuck the Yukkuri down the hallway and kick any hanging out near the door and head right back out the door.

>> No.12732659

>>12731216
This game seriously needs a good PC version. Android emulation a shit.

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>>12729972
I love how the little retard on the left is unharmed.

>> No.12735046

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=widNlzbh8hA

>> No.12736111

>>12735046
cute

>> No.12736559

My bag-hat Reimu keeps breeeding and I don't have the heart to put any of her 7 children down (1 apple hat and a bunch of baghats)

but I also want to breed cirnos because they're cute

>> No.12736563

>>12732659
It runs buttery smooth on my G3.

>> No.12736927

Sometimes I hear a man's voice when I pick up a particularly large yukkuri? I don't know what he's saying but it's not the usual pitch shifted yukkuri babble

>> No.12736985

>>12736927
false alarm, it does that for all of them because i turned voice on.

>> No.12737192

>>12736985

Speaking of which what does your guy say when he gives them food etc?

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>>12730303
So then this image is gore, right?

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>>12737646
Just like this image is illegal (in australia), you sicko.

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>>12737646
that made me diamonds. here, have a meat manju!

>> No.12739940

>>12739901
It doesn't look very tasty.

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>>12739901

That would be a Remi :(

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>>12740081
> :(
Get out.

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>>12740342

Yeah naw.

>> No.12741030

>>12740081
How cute.

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Chage ich eajy

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>>12743091

Reimu a warm.

>> No.12745122

The Maricha game translation is 95% complete but the final partially completed block has been left in limbo.
Eternity said he had a new build of SimYu ready a month ago and still hasn't sorted it out and posted it.
I'm in despair.

>> No.12746197

>>12745122

The yelling and screaming in the Android game is extremely satisfying.

>> No.12746542

>>12745122
Did Eternity kill?

>> No.12746798

>>12745122
Friendly reminder that you (yes you reading this!) can help with the Maricha translation once we reach the editing stage.

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>>12746542

I think Kirisame is working on it now.

>> No.12751020

Yukkuri exist for our entertainment. Shitty manju should be thankful for making mister take it easy with their screams.

>> No.12751028

>>12751020

yukkuri exist to punish us for our sins

>> No.12751054

>>12751028
You got it wrong. Yukkuri exist to be punished by us for THEIR sins.

For example, the sin of spawning offspring. That can only be atoned for by the death-scream "yupii" of the last koyukkuri in the universe, for starters.

>> No.12751587

>>12751054
Woah, take it easy, man.

>> No.12752094

>>12751587
Oh, but I'm taking it VERY easy right now.
I've only begun listing all the sins the imaginary and nonexistent shitblobs have committed.

For example, even looking at humans. Clearly such arrogance can only be punished by putting out the offending yukkuri's eyes... and actually it's descendant's too.

>> No.12752606

>>12752094
I wonder how feasible to crucify them en mass.

>> No.12753511

>>12752606
Instead of crucifixion, one could do like in that one anko story - plug Yukkuri into the holes of a wire fence. As an added bonus, this would treat people to the sight of wiggling bottoms.

Don't laugh. Planning the needlessly torturous and elaborate genocide of a nonexistent species of barely sentient buns is serious business, good sirs.

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>> No.12754475

>>12754059
nhoooo

>> No.12757076

I finished editing the Devil Mister comic and uploaded it on the place that must not be named if anyone wants to take a look and proofread it for me.

>> No.12757648

>>12757076

I don't go over there but thanks for all the work (especially Kotatsu Invasion).

>> No.12758967

Who's this WX character on OYP, and why does everybody start shitposting when he shows up?

>> No.12759134

>>12758967
he is a deibu. we have had deibus before

>> No.12759371

>>12758967
Consider it an advanced virtual Yukkuri to abuse. Try poking it, I love the squeals it makes.

>> No.12759514

Question for anyone who can into Moon. Any idea what is being said by the yukkuris or player in the Android game?

>> No.12760120

>>12754059
Animated Yukkuri are amazing

>> No.12760143

>>12759514

"Take it easy!"

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That fact that Yukkuris evolved from some shitty ASCII art to what they are today still amazes me.

>> No.12761890

>>12760120

That is one annoying looking Marisa.

>> No.12762605

>>12759514
take it easy, take it easy mister
yunyaaa

i wish they could get a better voice artist or whatever

>> No.12763866

>>12761890
Well, it's by Moripero. To quote what a certain place says about that artist..

"A currently active artist, remarkably adept at illustrating several bodily functions of yukkuris in the most scientifically rage inducing way possible."

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Is there a workaround for the annoying as hell hiatus bug where they start shaking back and forth spazzing the fuck out?

>> No.12766248

The android game has its moments. I had a fairly small Marisa that I threw in the play area farting up a storm and trying to poo poo. It finally launched a shit straight up in the air that came back down and landed on its head. The poo poo sent the yukkuri tumbling away and screaming.

>> No.12766783

How presumably common are quarter-Yukkuri, anyway? Wouldn't Reimu freak out if she saw her doppelganger roaming the streets? Wouldn't people sort of question the fact that a bunch of identical-looking blonde haired girls in witch outfits? Would Marisa get lumped with the rest of her Yukkurinoid-kin?

>> No.12766802

>>12697255
I thought I was the only one playing this game. Alice confirmed the rapist yukkuri. After I stopped getting Alices, my yukkuris haven't been raping each other anymore.

>> No.12766833

>>12766802

I opened both doors to the backyard and found that more yukkuri show up out there that way when mine don't breed.

Also these yus are lazy as all hell. I wish a kick would wake them up. And that they would drown in the tub.

>> No.12767391

>>12766833
From my experience, if kicking them won't wake them, they are pretty near death. I've been trying to form a colony of special hats but as soon as I reach 8 or so the breeding between babies becomes pretty crazy so I end up setting everything on fire after a while. For a little while I tried to be nice to them but found that eating another yukkuri in front of them will sometimes induce labor and the same goes for a kick. The stress of a kick will last longer though so I try not to do it so often.

>> No.12770585

FUCK

WHY IS THIS STILL A THING

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS SHIT STARTED

THIS SHOULD HAVE ENDED THREE YEARS AGO

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>>12770585
So long as evil lies in the heart of men, yukkuri will endure.

>> No.12770824

>>12770607
Is it evil to kill a lesser creature? Is it evil when the whale eats shrimp?

>> No.12770836

>>12737646
>>12739901
The American equivalent to a manju/yukkuri is a Hot Pocket or a jelly filled doughnut

>> No.12770871

>>12770836
It's a steamed dumpling. Nothing like a hot pocket.

>> No.12770874

>>12770824
I think killing for food is a lot different than killing for fun or out of spite. If you go fishing and then eat any of the fish you catch, no one is really going to complain. But if you just go around the neighborhood shooting any stray pets you see obviously people will be mad.

>> No.12771350

>>12770874
So as long as something eat them... its okay?

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