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Dear /jp/,

Yesterday, I accidently walked in on my little sister(she's 11) masturbating to my pictures of Sanae on my Mac. I told that masturbation is good and that everyone does it, and she was fine with that. /jp/, is there anything else I need to tell her? Sex education here is fucking lame, and I don't want to tell her anything false...

>> No.1268006

/r/ pics of sister

>> No.1268008

Tell her? Just go ahead and show her.

>> No.1268014

Tell her where babies come from.

>> No.1268016

inb4 moot creates another sticky

>> No.1268019

to put it simply, just rape her.

>> No.1268024

Sanae, huh? Your sister has good taste.

And you gotta show her how it's done.

>> No.1268028

Post the picture she was masturbating to.

>> No.1268034

Tell her to get a better brother

>> No.1268036

In b4 sticky b&
Also post the Sanae pics

>> No.1268037

Seconding this.

>> No.1268041

post said Sanae pics

>> No.1268042

1. Post Sanae pics
2. Find a GOOD sex ed pamphlet online, print it out
3. Pics of sister now

>> No.1268043


In b4 sticky screencaps

>> No.1268045

Tak to her about sex using your personal experiences as backgr-
Who am I trying to kid? JAM IT IN and pray for the best.

>> No.1268050

In the pooper!

>> No.1268053

Tell her that she's grow a penis eventually
And that she'll get aids from macs

>> No.1268062

wait a minute I thought I was the only person on /jp/ with a mac...well there goes my individuality.

anyways tell your sister to stop going through your stuff, I would be pissed if anyone was on my computer.

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Assuming there's any truth to this, you're basically on the right track. "Masturbation is fine, good even, just keep it in private so you don't offend people. If you're worried about anything past that, well, hopefully we can have a mature discussion about it. Just ask."

>> No.1268093

Don't you lock your computer when you leave it?

>> No.1268113

Just tell her to read the wikipedia article on sex.

>> No.1268121
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A hot Sanae pic = shlick shlick shlick

>> No.1268129

Tell her that masturbation is something to do in private. Also, does she know what happens during sex besides ponos in vagooo?

>> No.1268137
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dont use me to talk about this shit you faget

>> No.1268139


>> No.1268145

sage for attempt at roleplay

>> No.1268148

how so?

>> No.1268149

>>1268036 In b4 sticky b&
What did I miss?

>> No.1268170

Cool story bro

>> No.1268171

Yesterday my brother caught me masturbating to pictures of Sanae on his mac. He told me to masturbate infront of him. I think he wants to pretend I'm Sanae.

>> No.1268175

>Cool story bro

>> No.1268178
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Beat her up for desecrating the image of Sanae Kotiya.

>> No.1268191

This is the cancer killing /jp/.

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>> No.1268206


>> No.1268213


Your sister is a bad girl

>> No.1268214

Pretend? (≖__≖ )

>> No.1268221

>This is the cancer killing

>> No.1268244

I don't think you have a Mac. Enjoy your masturbating sister.


>> No.1268248

Now you, too, can be the cancer killing /jp/

>> No.1268252

Fuck you; you become one became be at will about yourself not, not to masturbate.

>> No.1268257

I fucking hate any of you who said you'll become one for sexual reasons.

>> No.1268274

herp burple

>> No.1268276

Wait there was a sticky? What did I miss?

>> No.1268292

wait what the fuck
>my little sister
>masturbating to... Sanae

>> No.1268298


Lesbian loli.

>> No.1268309

I have a very very strong feeling that the OP just made all of this up.

>> No.1268311

Cancer? Don't you mean cure?

>> No.1268313


Which makes me wonder what she does on her playdates.

>> No.1268317


>> No.1268324
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Dear /jp/,

Yesterday, I accidentally walked in on my little shikigami (she's 11) masturbating to my pictures of herself on my Mac. I told her that masturbation is good and that everyone does it, and she was fine with that. /jp/, is there anything else I need to tell her? Sex education here is in Gensokyo is fucking lame, and I don't want Yukari to tell her anything false or molest her...

>> No.1268336

Chen is a narcissist?

>I don't want Yukari to tell her anything false or molest her...

A little late on both counts.

>> No.1268346


Somehow though I feel OP might be laying. 11 year olds aren't smart enough to use Macintoshes.

>> No.1268349

It's ransmirk.png. Get it right.

>> No.1268354

Renaming it chensmirk, thanks

>> No.1268359

You son of a bitch

>> No.1268366


But I thought Macs were marketed toward children and the mentally handicapped?

>> No.1268378

You sound a little confused

>> No.1268381

I'm too jaded to believe that there are any lesbian little sisters that like Touhou. ;_;

>> No.1268397

Well, if such a thing exists, we should kill it quickly

>> No.1268410

I'm forced to agree.

And sage.

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Dear /jp/,

Yesterday, my brother walked in on me masturbating to pictures of Sanae on his Mac. He told me that masturbation is good and that everyone does it, and I was fine with that. /jp/, is there anything else he needs to tell me? Sex education here is fucking lame, and I don't want him to tell me anything false...

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Well, if there are any lesbian little sisters at all, I'm sure they would learn to like touhou once they got a taste of it. It's the kind of game kids are better at anyway.

>> No.1268434

>11 year olds aren't smart enough to use Macintoshes

Of course Macintoshes are unusable by every age group

>> No.1268436

Let list all the contradictions:
>11 year old little sister
>browsing /jp/
This is impossible
>Caught masturbating
This is also impossible
>Likes touhou
Also impossible
>to pictures of Sanae
This kind of thing just doesn't happen
>11 year old

>> No.1268446


He never said that she was browsing /jp/ nor that she liked Touhou. You don't have to like a series to like a character from it; I don't care for Ikkitousen but that Kanu bitch is nice.

>> No.1268447

You really don't want more female touhou fans to exist, I'm convinced they'll bring about the end of the world

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>11 year old
>Also impossible

Hate to break it to you, bud, but...

>> No.1268450

11 year olds don't masturbate.

but I do.

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lol secret pillowfort club

>> No.1268457

That's way too awesome to be true.

>> No.1268458

Why is Sion in OP's pic?

>> No.1268467

Too good to be true

>> No.1268472

Because she's a whore.

>> No.1268473

lol, do you remember when we all made blanket forts and took pics?

That might have been back when we were still /a/

>> No.1268477

OP never said her sister was browsing /jp/
About the rest, it is possible, just very rare.
As in, a "full planetary alignment" rare.

>> No.1268478

>11 year old
>Also impossible
I've caught my seven year old sister masturbating.

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too lazy to copypasta the E-RIN armswing and too lazy to enable japanese typing too

>> No.1268491

wut? I started jacking off when I was 11...
Fuck... Now I feel old...

>> No.1268495

>on my Mac

I stopped here OP is obviously a troll

>> No.1268502

Everyone's a troll, didn't you know?

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You have something against lesbian Touhou fans?

>> No.1268514


I can still remember jacking off and nothing coming out.

>> No.1268522


>> No.1268525

I can still remember the first time I came was by without jacking off.

>> No.1268526

Wow, that would have been a scary experience.

>> No.1268529

yeah, that did hurt back then...

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>> No.1268534

God, schoolboy nostalgia.

The first time I came was to the Fox TV show "Boston Public." The cheerleading episode.

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Bah, Humbug!

>> No.1268538


You're not a girl, so why do you care?

>> No.1268548

I'm glad we could come to terms on this

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>> No.1268566

why are there two Remis in my /jp/?

>> No.1268572


>> No.1268575

Are you new, or blind

>> No.1268584

Because there's two fagets who couldn't be original about their tripfaggotry.

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Two is better than one?


>> No.1268600


They should fight to the death. There can be only one.

>> No.1268607

Yeah, 'cause being original is my top priority on 4chan

>> No.1268611

I've been here for well over a year now and I've only seen
>Remilia Scarlet !cDHwwwva1A

Regardless, you're now the imposter
>Remilia Scarlet !NOUx2Remio

>> No.1268613

Seconding this notion. Maybe they'll finish each other off and then there'll be no Remilia Scarlets.

>> No.1268619

But then who am I going to masturbate to?

>> No.1268622
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>> No.1268623

The Flandre Scarlet tripfag?

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>> No.1268629

He doesn't exist anymore

>> No.1268633

I'm the real Remilia Scarlet

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fuck yeah loli bitches we be gettin those toHOES a good ass smackin

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Wait, no, that's not right.

>> No.1268651

The real Remilia wouldn't use a tripcode.

>> No.1268658


No, you didn't. You don't even have a sister.

>> No.1268663


━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>> No.1268664

Wait, did I miss a sticky ban?

>> No.1268674

There was no sticky.

>> No.1268692


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You should do something about your doppleganger.

>> No.1270341

They both appeared, long, long ago.
One is a suppossed lesbian bitch, who I happen to see before he/she was this tripfiend, and the other, i donno lol...same person with schizophrenia, perhaps?
Unless you are talking about Flandreanonymous the hypocrite, no.

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Also, source of this.

>> No.1270373

Until OP appears again, I redeem your fail through a sage.

>> No.1270377

Dear /jp/,

Yesterday, I accidentally walked in on my little sister(she's 11) masturbating to my pictures of Sanae on my Mac. I freaked the fuck out and ran out the door, locked myself in the bathroom and wept quietly while I masturbated to the memory. I'm really bad at talking to people and the idea of having to explain anything to my little sister fills me with dread and fear so I plan on just avoiding her for the next few years and hoping she forgets.

>> No.1270403

What about clones and being virgin?

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Dear /jp/,

Yesterday, I accidently walked in on Sanae masturbating to my pictures of my little sister on my Mac. I told that masturbation is good and that everyone does it, and she was fine with that. /jp/, is there anything else I need to tell her? Sex education here is fucking lame, and I don't want to tell her anything false...

>> No.1270419

Your Sanae is a slut.

>> No.1270425

Wait... Who's Kanako's little sister?

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>> No.1270430


>> No.1270440

Plug a USB cord in repeatly until she understands.

>> No.1270450

You didn't start masturbating till you were 11? By then I was already experimenting with anal stimulation at the same time as fapping. No idea when I actually started masturbating, long long time ago.

>> No.1270457

Masturbation was so much better when there was no messy ejaculation to deal with ;_;
I want to be the little boy again.

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