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You're going on and about your daily business when suddenly Takatsuki Yayoi appears right besides you!

How do you react?

>> No.12661575

>>12661567
More slaves for the trade!

>> No.12661590

WOAHH!!

>> No.12661592

>>12661567
Wonder why the hell she would be interested in a friendless neet.

>> No.12661601

>>12661567
Sorry little girl, I don't have spare change for you.

>> No.12661617
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12661617

I keep a big bag of beansprouts on hand in the event this actually happens.

>> No.12661634

Nigo Nigo Nigo Nigo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw4tBcyL2mg

>> No.12661718

>>12661567
>besides
What does that mean?

>> No.12661730
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12661730

I hai touch her of course

>> No.12661740

>>12661718
Perhaps Yayoi is participating in the US senate election!?

>> No.12661788
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>>12661730
Hai or pai?

>> No.12661799
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12661799

>walk in
>see this
>what do

>> No.12661822

"Die monster, you don't belong in this world!"

And then I would proceed to defeat her and banish her back to her 2D realm. 3D is too horrid a place for such a creature anyway.

>> No.12661853

>>12661567
Ask her out on a date.

>> No.12662050
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12662050

bean baddy ya yoi

>> No.12662081
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>>12661788
Why would I torment a girl who is already suffering enough? Not that I would ever abuse my position over her regardless.

>> No.12662089

>>12661567
I continue on my daily business. Nothing to see here.

>> No.12662162

>>12661634
I've seen this video before when talking about Yayoi, help me understand?

>> No.12662302

anyones else thinks yayoi sound like rooster

>> No.12662322

ya yaoi

>> No.12662336
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12662336

"Hey you're that idol Takatsu Yayoi, right? From idolm@ster?"
>Uu uuu!!
"Wow I can't believe my luck! Can I treat you to your groceries? I know you're a bit tight on money."
>Uuu uuu! thanks a lot grandpa
"Great, can we hang out afterwards too, maybe you can let me meet my favorite idol Chihaya-chan"
>Uuu uuu! Grapnda is a fan of Chi-chan's of course!

This is how it will go down

>> No.12662345
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>>12662336
more like

"Hey you're that idol Takatsu Yayoi, right? From idolm@ster?"
>Uu uuu!!
"Wow I can't believe my luck! Can I treat you to your groceries? I know you're a bit tight on money."
>Uuu uuu! thanks a lot grandpa
"Did you know that you're my favorite idol, Yaoyoi. Would you like to spend some time together later on? I don't mind treating you to a dinner."
>Uuu uuu maybe we can get married!

>> No.12662347

>>12662345
I'd marry yayaoi

>> No.12662374

Isn't this basically roleplaying?

>> No.12662380

>>12662374
It's not roleplaying when Yayoi is here.

>> No.12662441

>>12662347
Not before me you're not.

>> No.12662483

Wonder how she got in the house.

>> No.12662538

>>12662336
I don't think Yayoi would refer to Chihaya in such an informal manner.

>> No.12662544

>>12662538
What would she call her, Chihaya-chama?

>> No.12662550

>>12662544
ya yoi would call chihaya ya yoi

>> No.12663183

>>12662162
VA is nigo, mugged tourist says m(N)igo

>> No.12663201

>>12661567
Ejaculate on her, then continue browsing pictures of lolis with puffy vulvas.

>> No.12663273

>>12661567
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!! GET OUT!!

seriously i don't know her

>> No.12663345

>>12663201
It's like a disease.

>> No.12663521

>>12662544
Doesn't she just say "Chihaya-san"?
And Chihaya calls her "Takatsuki-san"

>> No.12663855
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>>12662345
This is my dream!

>> No.12663871

>>12663855
Marriage to the autistic idol!

>> No.12663879

>>12661567
ask her if she can set me up with iori

>> No.12663881

>>12663871
Every idol is autistic.

>> No.12663897

Yayoi butts and anuses?

>> No.12664005

>>12662345
Even Yayoi's not that innocent.

>> No.12664144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEwes-LsPpg Would Yayoi help me in the midst of a battle?

>> No.12664163

>>12661567
Rub her head.

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>>12664163

>> No.12664309,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12661567
wwtd..............................................................

>> No.12664309,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,1
Terminal autism.

See:
>>12662336 and >>12662345

>> No.12664309,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,2
ummmmmmm I made both those postts dude...

>> No.12664309,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,3
I'm sorry to hear that.

>> No.12664309,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,3
They're creepy

>> No.12664309,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,5
sigh.............................
last time I heard that from a girl was back in middle school.............
really feelin it here........................................

>> No.12664309,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,6
Yayoi told me to tell you. Sorry

>> No.12664309,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,7
whats she doing with you?

>> No.12664309,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,8
We're having sex?

>> No.12664309,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,4
holy FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.12664309,11 [INTERNAL] 

All I want is Chihaya or Yayoi in my life. Is that so much to ask?

>> No.12664309,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,11
It's so much. Can't you just want any idolmaster?

>> No.12664309,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,12
Haruka's cool I guess and Azusa's not bad but I'll pass on the rest.

>> No.12664309,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12664309,13
You and me have the same tastes dude lets me friends

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