Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

In which she's gone mad for the love of you.

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655418
Scales best.

[doge No.]

>>12655418
woof

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655422
For boots, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655418
Nearly made a thread. Luckily I refreshed the catalog before I posted it. Third for AWOOOOO~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655424
Are you a new drawfag?
If so, good to have you here. Stay a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655424
Anubis is love.
Anubis is life.
Anubis is everything.
Thank you for this adorableness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655425
>>12655426
Aw poo.

[doge No.]

>>12655429
no, i just love the best mg
so many pics i have though....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655435
I still adore this.

[Anonymous No.]

Wolffag that drew VelociPapi here. I feel like trying some more. It will be my second time. I want to try some medium sized busts this time. Who should I draw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655448
>VelociPapi
I'm unfamiliar, but whatever.

How about trying a Lich wearing nothing but a labcoat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655448
Define medium sized busts? You mean like B-C?

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread was lacking, a little 0ver 2700 posts. What's wrong, is it the weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655452
Pic related.
I need some references and any preferred poses?
>>12655453
Yes.

[Monster Girl Thread No.]

link to last thread >>12647742

#2552 posts
267 images

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655455
Dead topic.

Or the kids were out trick or treating.

Or... they got abducted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655457
Huh. Never seen that before. As for references and poses, just a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655460

Or you know, Janet took care of them.

Bans do wonders for thread quality.

[Anonymous No.]

So why are you slacking off and not building pyramids for the Pharaoh's glorious empire anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655464
Half the tread was deleted. Went out for the night and came back with more than half the tread darkened out.
>>12655461
Yes please. I'm still a beginner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655467

My answer is this: Go fetch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655457
Right, references!
Lich: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1771437
A Labcoat: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1809234
A Pose: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/379186
Best I could think/find/dig up for quick references.

>>12655468
It shows, but that Papi does show promise. Might want to work on your facial features, eyes especially, imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655467
I was too busy working on a nice sized one dedicated to my Anubis task-mistress, that she might use as a private manor.

[Monster Girl Thread No.]

Dog days scene where the princess chases the Frisbee.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655467
Looks like someone needs a paw massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655478
>Name
Did somebody try and fail at making a thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW Ovaries was confirmed to be a tsundere Cthulhu MG
>TFW RSAnon is now a Manticore

The faggots in IRC are quickly MG-ifying people.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655469
Anon, you can't be serious. An Anubis wouldn't be stupid enough to fetch that
I mean really. That would be preposterous. Seeing her be teased to oblivion afterwards, even telling her Pharaoh master that she was lured by a simple bone.
Why, that would just me mean to wave it in front of her, watching her try and hold back her instincts while hiding the fact that her tail's waging like a dog and her mouth is salivating like she hasn't eaten in over a millennia.

Why, that would just be bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655473
It'll take me a while. I'll post my progress through out the night/morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655486
Give us the details on the rest if they pop up. It seems kind of interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it in poor taste to relink a story update since the last thread died?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655495

Depends on how long it's been. If it's been a day or less then it's usually cool. If it was early in the thread and it's been like three days then people would probably just check the blog for whatever they missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655490
>She let's out half of a "WAN!" before covering her mouth.
>She can't stop her tail swishing.
>Keeps trying to resist her instincts to grip the bone between her teeth and bark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655498
Alright, thanks. I just wanted to make sure so I didn't seem like a pushy wingnut. It was from earlier tonight.

Part 4 of The Caretaker - http://pastebin.com/ukR8dqQ6

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Are there different breeds of dog girls?

If so, which one would you like to have the most?
I'd like to have a doberman girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655506

Tall lithe fast german dog girl with a stern demeaner out the outside but ultra lovey dovey in private?

[Anonymous No.]

>A Day in the Life of Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her boyfriend.
>'No.'
>'Come on Gracie, Humor me.'
>"NO!'
>'Please?'
>'I AM NOT PLAYING BABYSITTING MAMA TO LEARN HOW TO RAISE OUR KID! Mostly cause I'm sure this doesn't factor in Gazers.'
>'Well it's either that or Cooking Mama so our kid can eat something decent.'
>'My food isn't that bad!'
>'Gracie I had Dark Slime mixed into my Sugar Cookies, that shit don't fly with me.'
>'Fine! I'll play this stupid Babysitting shit'
>30 minutes later she tossed the fake baby against the wall
>'FUCK THIS SHIT!'
>'That's just the hormones talking.'
>'I'm going to relax and playing some good games.'
>'Well AssCreed isn't one of them.'
>She flips you the bird.
>'That's just the Hormones AND the shit taste talking.'
>Hour later you hear cursing.
>'Everything okay babe?'
>"No...I just realized Assassin Creed sucks.'
>You stare there for a moment in silence.
>'This baby is the god damn Chosen One, it is curing your of your shit taste.'
>'Oh shut up, my breasts are feeling sore.'
>'Sure it's not your ass? HEYO!'
>'Just fuck me already.'
>'Now THAT'S the hormones talking.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655508
Yes.

If she's adopted into a family, will she be extremely protective of the children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655506

> Akita
> Ohgodallthisfluffwhy
> Oral fixation

hm.

>>12655499

This needs to be written

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you resist worshipping and serving your goddess?
for gods sake no matter what you do don't feed her liver

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655499
>Anon waves it over her nose like a fish lure
>she can smell it
>The ripe smell of the meat that was previously on it, the mouthwatering yet pungent calcium enriched bodily structure, the faint smell of charcoal
>The barbecue sauce
>Hoooo fuck, the barbecue sauce
>Her mind has been overridden, her body giving in to its animal instincts
>All the workers notice this with the biggest shit eating grin since that one worker that claimed he came back from wonderland and had a permenent smile on his face
>With their powers combined, they threw the bone as far as they could, like the majestic baseball being tossed at the batter
>It dissapears over the horizon. there was no way she would actually go after it
>And yet she did. She ran like Ra was bringing down scorching fire on the village
>No one worked for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655511
>This needs to be written

>Writing a jackal like a regular dog

[Turt No.]

>>12655509
I love these.

Also, would you take your Mg to a onsen like pic related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655509
I knew I had this gif saved for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655503
Too tired to critique, so I'll just say, nice job, and I look forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

LLLMAAAAAAOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

why are these threads so fucking fast? how many do these fags do per day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655520,1
What's up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655512
What good is a dead god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655513
>A week later she comes come.
>An expression of insane anger across her face.
>She starts screaming that all the workers are to spend 1000 years in the Crocodile Girl Pit.
>She swears that she's going to see to it that every single worker at this camp is going to become a mindbroken manslut by the time the Nile River floods again.
>Someone throws a dog treat at her feet.
>She grabs it, starts to calm down, then retreats to her tent with it, absorbed with it completely.
>She forgot about the punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655523
Worse than dead, cancelled

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655487
Hey, no knees. Neat. Bet that uniform looks kinda lewd when it's wet though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655519
Goddammit that's funny. There's another gif like that where the dude throws it on the ground and starts punching it. Why is it so fun to abuse virtual children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655527
Because children suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655530
I think this is a universal truth we can all get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

Proposed pose quick sketch. I'm going to draw her so she's lewdly showing off her ass and exposed breasts.
I might go get some alcohol or something as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655523
Even dead gods dream.
of getting a sequel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655519
Gazer doing exactly this when?
Never. It's kind of a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655517
Fuck yes. Onsen a best. Hell, I'd go to a nice little private one up in the mountains for a honeymoon.

Reminder that MGE Hot Springs Towns will give bachelors who visit a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655533
>Ass and breasts
Good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655536
How does this work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655536
>MG-owned hot springs.

I have a bad feeling about this.

The bad feeling is that there would be musclebound Onis who would steal my underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655544
>Underwear stealing
You should be more afraid of the towel whippings and jockular ass slapping afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655542
Single MGs get jobs as attendants at a hot spring.

Single guy shows up to the inn, and the owners are like
>"A single man? Oh my, how could you possibly be expected to properly enjoy your weekend here? Don't worry, one of our staff will be sure to attend to your every need!"

And then, said attendant leaves with the guy when the weekend is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655544
>Soaking wet muscled Oni's covering their breasts and lower regions
Oh yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655548
Pretty much, just drunk, sweaty, Oni jocks in the shared changing room.

What happens in the hot springs changing room, stays in the changing room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655553
>Changing Rooms
I've had a fetish for this since I was a child.
I don't know WHY exactly, but I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655548
Mmm... perhaps a spanking is in order.

Too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655555
>Quintuple Quin
Spankings a best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655553
>What happens in the hot springs changing room, stays in the changing room.
Even though the sounds can clearly be heard on the other side of the inn. The acoustics are part of the experience. It's a turn on for some of the guests, it's said.

At least it gets the bicorns flowing like the Niagra Falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655552
Remember to carry beans on your person to ward off their attentions, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655553
This erection in my pants is gaining new heights
I don't even know if it's a fear boner anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Have you praised the moon tonight yet, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655552
http://imgur.com/QzEdMOw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655562
Nah, Polt won't fall for the 'what's that on the floor' game anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655566
Oh well, at least you can still spy on her when she's doing her stretches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655512

Potentially bad for my families health

[Anonymous No.]

Big, strong, wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655570
Eh, what have they ever done for you anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655536
So, if all you single anons were to find yourself in such a town, and went to such an establishment, what kind of MG would you want to be assigned as your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655572

You know maybe if .Less actually focused on improving and didn't constantly draw Bob shit he'd be mentioned in the Blogspot updates. Those boobs are literally bolted on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655572
>"Oh my, how did a Little Red Riding Shota like yourself get into a place like this? Well, don't worry, I'll be sure to make sure you don't get into any...trouble, while you're here~"

[Monster Girl Thread No.]

Go make yer on touhou thread for that oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655554
>>12655557
>Walk into the changing room with your towel and start undressing.
>There's a gang of Onis sitting in the corner of the changing room, letting out hearty chuckling.
>You can feel them eye-fucking you as you pile your clothes and open a locker to put them in.
>"That's my locker, towelboy."
>You turn and look up to see a large, sweaty red oni with a towel slung over her well-muscled shoulder. Towering over you.
>You apologize and go to open another.
>"That one too."
>You ask her which locker is yours.
>"None of them towelboy, but I'm willing to rent one of my lockers to you, if you'll pay rent."
>The other Onis start to laugh. She's nearly twice your size, so you tell her you will. You'll need to speak to management about this.
>You begin to pull out your wallet.
>"We don't accept that kind of money here towelboy, you've got to work off your debt."
>The other Onis start to close in on you, you can feel the heat radiating off their well-toned bodies, and can smell nothing but a thick scent of sake and sweat.
>"You're tonight's towelboy, the hours aren't great and we're gonna work you hard, but if you quit, you'll be stealing. Thieves don't get treated as nice as towelboys."
>"We got a nice quiet spring all to ourselves, and you get to come with us..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655581
>The thread itself has become an entity
>The thread is now a monstergirl
I dare not dream of its setouchian delphinoid form behind the buzzing electrons flowing through the web, for the mere sight of it would drive men mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655577
It's been a while; What exactly is wrong with bob other than futacat?

i actually like less' artwork a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655577
>Those boobs are literally bolted on
He's done a Asterio as well.

[Monster Girl Thread No.]

Lets see a hot spring resort would probably be run by a family of foxes.
the attendants would be of almost every species, depending on whom came there.
The would probably charge for both the patron, and the MG who wanted to be an attendant.

Some names might be like Fantasy resort.
or Matchmakers spring.

Good idea so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655584
>Heat radiating off their well-toned bodies
>Thick smell of sweat and sake
O-Oh my, this is too much anon, too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655588
OP pls

[Anonymous No.]

I could see a full time staff of certain types of MGs that never leave with the clients, like a kikimora, fox woman, dragons and perhaps a shirobei

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655587

And he somehow fucked up those proportions too.

Who the fuck is paying him money for this? Those are literally something like 30 bucks a pop because they're sure as hell not thread things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655594
He generally does bobshit for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655584
Keep it going anon.

Seems good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655588
>Pay to work
If it were any other context than MGs seeking a husband, I'd call bullshit.

And anyway, I'm sure the names wouldn't be quite so cheesy.
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655592
I derped, sorry

Of course the kitchen help would be par excellent of a 5 star restaurant.

and a dedicated staff of matchmaking 'seers'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655577
>>12655594
>>12655595
You guys sure have a lot of hate for two people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655597
I meant the ones who wanted a husband would pay, and get some training and a uniform they can keep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655573

Took care of me among other things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655602
Yes, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655603
Well, she'll do it for free.

Also, she has fluffy tails.
and demon gods for you to kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655603
>Dat Bikini
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655584

>the heat radiating off their well-toned bodies, and can smell nothing but a thick scent of sake and sweat

Stop, I can only get so erect.

[Anonymous No.]

Its like that Kikimora maid placement service i came up with for single men.
They pay for the kikimora to come clean, and then well, you know the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655584
>Mixed changerooms
Why?
>Having a change room
Fuck em, they're gonna try rape you anyway, just walk out with the towel around you 'till you get to your own room and change there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655598
>and a dedicated staff of matchmaking 'seers'?
It makes more sense for the entire staff to consist of Seers. Some full time, some part-time seers that gather information while taking care of the usual inn things like cleaning and cooking. The full timers then take observations made and use them to match the clients and subtly nudge them towards one another. This way both parties looking for a hookup are guests which makes far more sense.

Let's see what else...
>All the porn channels are free, but selections are closely monitored
>Mild aphrodisiacs in all of the food. And the water. And the vents.
>Children are allowed, but this is asking for husband grooming and/or /ss/
>Sabbath has tried and failed repeatedly to take the place one way or another.
>The inn owner is a dark priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655586

Other anon here, i don't read any of his shit but from what i understand he likes to insert many fetish that /mgg/ doesn't agree with in his stories and this riles up anons

.less draws a lot of bobs shit which further infuriates /mgg/, and he has poor customer service, people pay good buck on his commission only for them to nag him to get it and get shit products in return, also i think he likes to talk shit about /mgg/ in chat or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655562
>"The moon is beautiful, tonight...isn't it, my dear?"

Which cheesy boy in her class would get her with that line, I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655621
>"The moon is beautiful, tonight...isn't it, my dear?"
You're doing it all wrong. You've gotta strike your best pose and say something "the moon in this city... feels cold." That dripping sound you'd hear? It'd be her cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655620
>.less draws a lot of bobs shit which further infuriates /mgg/, and he has poor customer service, people pay good buck on his commission only for them to nag him to get it and get shit products in return, also i think he likes to talk shit about /mgg/ in chat or something

All of this is true. He charges outrageous prices for only linework (Maritan does FULL COLOR for the same price) and his "for fun" sketches are ALWAYS better quality.

And his customer service? I hope you're skilled at nagging him because otherwise you'll never ever get a finished product.

By the way, the moment he reads or hears about this? He's going to whine in IRC and multiple skype chats instead of taking criticism like every other drawfag does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655619
Yeah that part makes sense, however as fox gods are responsible for good marriages I figured it would be better.
They just don't handle rice, they also handle good fortune, romance, and a few other things (depends on which Inari you worship)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655626
>"The moon in this city...feels cold."
>You turn to her, your arm outstretched to her as though welcoming her
>"Here. Shall I warm you up?"
How'd I do, boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655619
>Sabbath has tried and failed repeatedly to take the place one way or another.
>Implying the Sabbath wouldn't just open their own hot spring in the town.

In all truth, that's probably the most reliable way to get the waifu you want in a town. Figure out who works there based on the management. And all the inns would have blatantly descriptive names so you know what you're in for.
>Bathing with Onii-chan Inn
>Fox Tail Springs
>Oasis Onsen
>Dragon's Cave

[Anonymous No.]

So I had this idea rolling around for a while, and I sort of went with it. It's definitely a different writing style than I'm used to, but nonetheless, enjoy.
At least, I hope you do.

http://pastebin.com/ytpF3xck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655630
Waifu attained, good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655631
Dragons Cave, the new HOT porno .
Come see what her secret stash is!
I give it 5 boners!

sorry, could not resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655628
Not to white knight or anything, but honestly, I didn't find him that bad when I was getting something done.

Though the price was a bit much, I have seen worse. And though it did take a while longer than I expected, he did message me about his own slowness, just before I got to the point where I was about to start nagging.

So, all-in-all, not quite that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655584
>You're escorted to a small pool and practically thrown in.
>The waters nearly boiling hot and you instinctively make for the edge.
>Before you can make it, they've all jumped in and their ringleader grabs and pulls you away. They all let out booming laughs as the water crashes in large waves from their entrance.
>"Trying to get out of work towelboy?"
>She grips you in a strong vice of muscle, that's surprisingly soft, probably caused by an amount of 'sake fat'. Her height makes the pool seem incredibly shallow, it's barely up to her waist.
>She turns you around so that she's staring you directly in the face, her horns inches away from your forehead.
>"So, towelboy, how long can you hold your breath."
>You're not sure how to answer, this might have been a mistake.
>"Not sure? Let's find out."
>She turns you upside down and dunks you under water, gripping your head between her thighs.
>You're startled as she presses her crotch into your face under the blisteringly hot water. You panic as you didn't have time to hold your breath and you thump your fist on her thighs and try to wrestle free.
>You're released and yanked out of the water by your ankle. You cough and splutter as you try to catch your breath. The water clogging your ears drips out, awakening them to the Oni's roaring laughter.
>"12 seconds? You can do better than, we're gonna help you. You're gonna need to hold your breath longer than that if you're gonna take care of us properly towelboy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655641
There's a bit extra for those who wanted more, but I gotta go and won't be back for a while. So that's it, just let your imagination finish the rest I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655631
Sabbath just making their own damn hot spring does seem reasonable, but I mean, if you go to a themed spring it seems like you already know what you want, something you could go after normally. To me the potpourri mixed MG version holds more romance. It's like you don't know what you're going to get, but you know it'll be nice. Life is like a box of chocolates, you know? You never know what you're gonna get, but you do know it'll be sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one tired of abusive Oni stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655644
>Life is like a box of chocolates
Indeed. And I'm sure there would be plenty of inns like that as well. Always a good route to take.

[Anonymous No.]

I can see the hot spring thing going over well, not a major industry, mebbe a little known with only a few of them in operation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655637

Post your resulting art.

His "slowness" is due to three things:

1. Drawing shit for Bob and/or not commissions takes priority

2. Every time he reads or hears something bad about him he goes into an autistic coma for awhile

3. He knows he can claim his internet is shit as a means to escape why he hasn't been replying to your messages. This further extends to let him goof of and do dick all until you call him out on his bullshit.

4. Once you do call him out on his bullshit his connection will "mysteriously" get bad. But if Bob's talking? That shit could download a car

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655644
Except that, you know, 80% of them are going to be succubi because most MG are succubi according to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655645
I agree.
The story will involve him being humiliated, raped, and thrown away. oh and they will drink alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655650
Wow, you have an awful vendetta against him. Then again, you'd probably spit your autism over anyone who was friends with Bob and posted in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody want me to post the entire Hot Springs section from the MGE? It'd take 3 posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655574

a lamia or holstarus perhaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655653

It isn't autism if it's the truth. Fuck off #Bobsgate

[Anonymous No.]

Personally, I'm happy with what I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655654
go nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655651
So? If you're intentionally going after an MG in a mixed bag setting you should be prepared for that. Being a succubus sub-species doesn't really mean all that much either since so many monsters are succubus types as you said.

>>12655654
How about a pastebin link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655656
>Holstaur
>"H-Hello sir, thank you for visiting our onsen...would you perhaps like me to wash your back?"

You know exactly where I'm going with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655661
Succubi a shit.

Worst and most boring MG out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655645

what we need is more thugdere onis or maybe hulking momdom onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655663

Sure but continue anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655660
Alright then. Part 1.

>Mamono Realm Hot Springs

>In the mamono realms, there are many hot springs due to the mamono mana in the earth, and the influence of an abundance of monsterized elementals. The mamono realm hot springs are filled with healing energy, and blessed by both the undine water elementals and ignis fire elementals. They have various beneficial effects for married couples such as healing fatigue, alleviating the stiffness of the normally overworked lower body, beauty enhancement, increasing sexual desire, and increasing energy, etc.

>There are many types of mamono realm hot springs such as “debauchery springs”, where soaking in the water that contains an aphrodisiac compound makes people space out, and they can relax and have sex in the nice feeling hot water, and “monsterization springs” where human women can comfortably and naturally change into succubi by soaking in the water, rejuvenating their body, and removing all bad spots and illnesses, etc. People can enjoy various hot springs. Furthermore, even if one continues to have sex in the bath for a long time, it's difficult for blood to rush to the head, so one can likely spend their time comfortably. Also, nearly all mamono realm hot springs are mixed so that lovers and married couples can go in together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655668
Part 2
>Naturally lots of monsters and incubi gather around hot springs. Inns, restaurants, and souvenir shops, etc. gather, and hot spring towns are formed. They've become some of the hottest tourist spots in the mamono realm. It seems the first to start running a hot springs inn in a mamono realm was a single inari that came from Zipangu to a mamono realm, and currently all of the new hot spring towns that continue to be built have many places with Zipangu-style architecture. It's customary for monsters working in hot spring towns to treat customers with Zipangu-style hospitality and to be taught Zipangu cooking.

>Also, so that even single men can enjoy hot springs travel, in many hot spring towns, they run a service that assigns a monster employee to guide single men. During the day, they'll be with them in the hot springs, and at night, they'll be with them in their bedrooms, and monster employees have been trained in the ways of Zipangu devotion and service, so they'll likely give men a good taste of service using their body. Psychologically a man who's finished a blissful hot springs journey with an employee already feels like they've become a couple. He'll have just two choices, to stay in the hot springs town permanently, or bring her home to his own country.

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>>12655665
That's why Dark Priests and Kunoichis make up for Succubus's lameness.

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>>12655634
I for one enjoyed it for what it was. Gave just enough information and left just enough to the imagination. Good job.

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>>12655668
>>12655670
Part 3
>Couple's Baths

>In recent years a serviced called couple's baths has been popular in the mamono realm hot springs. They are hot springs where people can rent a small hot spring, and go in as just a couple, or as a family including daughters, and then they can have hardcore sex in the bath without needing to worry about gawkers, and spend time alone together. It's a service that pleases wives who are deeply in love who might be thinking things like: “I don't want to show my wonderful husband's nakedness to other women! Rather, I don't even want to show him to men! He belongs to me!”

>Pic Related
>The deeply jealous and possessive lamia family is also happy about the couple's baths. Amid the rising steam, the only thing she notices is one man, her husband.♥

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>>12655670

What I just read was: Ushi Oni Hot Springs are canon.

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>>12655665
Succubus type != vanilla succubus. It's okay Anon, if you hate succubi that much no sane matchmaker would force one on you.

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>>12655686
Succubi type are... strangely vanilla, but that's fine. What's not okay is boring vanilla succubus, who makes up more than half of all monsters and has no redeeming traits. succushit a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Update for the lich. I need to work on human hands some more. I can't get them right for shit. Hows the face so far?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a holstaurus housewife

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>>12655689
Had to kind of crane my neck to get a proper look at it. I think you might want to rotate the file 90 degrees to the right before you upload next time.

Anyway, looks alright so far. Though the way her entire upper body looks rather misshapen. Too long, especially noticeable at her left side, chest, and neck area. Face looks alright. And the legs look very nice actually.

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>>12655689
Thanks for the history lesson.

If you're having problems with the hands you could get away with hiding them. One behind her leg, one behind her cloak.

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>>12655689
There's something about you and yandere eyes. and don't think of this as something bad. It actually amplifies the picture
But seriously, you make some good yandere eyes

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>>12655677
How do you figure?

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>>12655689
Face is fine.
Maybe angle the head more upright just a little.

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>>12655692
>>12655693
I think I her head's too small. I might have to redraw it.
>>12655694
I'm used to drawing animals and I haven't really drew anying since high school. I figure since I'm getting into paleontology, I may as well start drawing to improve.

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>>12655675
I am really not trying to be a dick when I say this, I got a 12hr bana while ago for posting tits on this board.
the hathor / ammy / ra one. I even spoilered it.
be careful

[Anonymous No.]

>snuggling up with your giant, toned oni waifu while she's wearing sweater dresses that are two sizes too big

You wouldn't even need a heating blanket in the winter.

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>>12655700
I know the risks. But I figured it'd be alright since the picture isn't overtly sexual, and I wanted to post it to go along with the full description of the hot springs.

If I get a ban for it, oh well, I'll live without /mgg/ for a couple days.

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>>12655701
>Two sizes too big
>Sweater dress
>Snuggling
You ARE going under the dress for some blushing oni skinship, aren't you? There'd be room. If the collar's low cut enough you could even stick your head up past her bountiful chest to say hi.

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>>12655688
Fun fact
If you've got your sights set on a very specific kind of monster, then you'll eventually end up with her as long as you give it your all. MGE as a setting is designed to be not without hardship, but with a guaranteed happy ending at the end of the road. So even if you get caught by succushit, you can very easily just leave it at a short fling without commitment as long as you feel genuine love for another girl out there. She'll need some convincing though.

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>>12655703
Whats really weird is since then all I have gotten is like 2 get 1 min bans, you know, 'YOU ARE BANNED, now that you have seen this you are no longer banned' warnings. I guess the mod likes me or I am behaving.

[Anonymous No.]

Still no cerea mom?

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>>12655705
>Wind up seduced by Succubus
>One night fling
>Wake up the next day and realize that, though nice, you really don't feel that way about her.
>Try and explain this to her.
>She's having none of it.
>Manage to escape and continue on your journey to find the one true MG out there that's right for you.
>Succubus manages to trail you, not wanting to let go, wanting to be with you, and have you be hers.
In MGE, this is one way that winds up creating a threesome. Or you meet a cool bro along the way who winds up cunt-blocking the Succubus, and eventually falls for her himself, managing to win her affections away from you, getting himself a waifu, and leaving your path clear to pursue your own.

[Anonymous No.]

Gawds I am glad I don't live in KCs universe

Thank you Fox Goddess!

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>>12655667
>Continue anyway
Uh, yeah, not so good at that.
Though, drawfaggotry of a holstaur using her breasts like a sponge to give your back a nice, soapy massage, when?

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>>12655715
Why not? It's a hell of a hugbox. As long as you can stay away from crazy, genocidal paladins you'll be happy enough. Sure, it lacks depth but suffering isn't always good for you.

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>>12655715
What are you talking about? KC's universe would be great to live in, it's just shit to imagine in. "Nothing bad happening to anyone (male) ever" is a pretty sweet deal so long as you're the side or background character type incapable of doing that whole adventuring thing. All of us are.

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>>12655704

That's why she wears them around the house to begin with. Sometimes she just carries me around the house with me inside it if it's really chilly.

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>>12655710
>Not fighting off the crazed succubus with your newly wedded waifu

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>>12655506
>not having a loyal, loving Labrador gf
I shigged, I digged, and I blew the house down.

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>>12655725
Okay, yes, that's an option too.

But hey, I like happy endings. Even for crazy succubi.

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>>12655631
I want to work at the Milky Way Inn.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is sandworm such a great waifu?

She carries you with her no matter where she goes, you'll always have a comfy place to sleep, and you'll never have to worry about violence again.

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>>12655728
> I like happy endings. Even for crazy succubi.
I guess it would be nice for her to have someone to love too, wouldn't it.

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>>12655723
You. I like you. This a level of cuddling beyond even that of yeti.

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>>12655729
>Work at
Are you a lactating alp seeking a husbando?

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>>12655631
>Dragon's Cave
>Not The Dragoon's Lagoon

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>>12655731
My thoughts exactly.

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>>12655721
Well, the monster girls don't want anything bad to happen to the human women either
For instance, if there's a human girl who's in love with you, she'll most likely get turned into a monster and go after you, rather than her having to watch you get stolen away by a monster girl.

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>>12655691
You and I share that desire.
>>12655733
You don't have to be a monster girl to work at one of these places.

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>>12655730
>sticky, slimy flesh
>comfy
There's also the issue that you still have to piss and shit, and you'll most likely be doing that inside her too

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>>12655723
Oh look, it's Tio's Two-Ton Titanic Titties.

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>>12655738
>Dat Rhyme
Not sure if Charon.
But either way, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I chuckled.

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>>12655742
>Well, the monster girls don't want anything bad to happen to the human women either
Yeah, but bad things still happen to the women. An awful lot of the stuff that can happen to women in KC's 'verse can be classed as mindbreak, corruption, or both. It's like yeah, they're happy, but so are crack addicts when they're strung out and some psych patients.

Then again, the same can be said of some of what happens to the guys too and we go into that "is it really a hugbox" argument. By and large I still think men have it far better in the MGEverse, and for obvious reasons.

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>>12655718
>Noticing her putting soap on her breasts
>"Aren't you going to use a sponge or something?"
>"I'll do even better than that~"

Yeah that's all I got.

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>>12655753
Generally? Yes.

In deep human lands? I'd be unsurprised if women had it better because they weren't constantly being recruited for a foolish war.

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>>12655732

big girls just need more cuddles

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>>12655725
>Not breaking the succubus' mind with your new waifu and getting yourself a cock slave on the side

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>>12655763
>Having a cock slave on the side, rather than just always having hot, passionate love-love sex with your waifu.

What a pleb.

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>>12655760
>You'll never be the little spoon while cuddling with a monstergirl.
You cannot grasp the deepness of my sigh right now.

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>>12655753
Bad things still happen to the men too. If you consider monsterization a bad thing, then the guys go through the same shit. And you can still have a shitton of bad things happen to you. Might get caught by paladins for heresy, they drive a sword through your gut and leave you for dead... but right as you're about to die, you spot a Death's Lament Mushroom, eat it and it'll keep you on the brink of death, attracting various undead monster girls to fuck you into incubusdom, which fully heals you. And then AFTER you become an incubus, order faggots are just constantly after your ass, but incubi are almost as hard to actually kill as an ushi-oni, they can come back from almost anything.

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>>12655757
Oh no, you'll have to go to war against an enemy that will try to capture you alive and without seriously harming you, and will then marry you. How horrible.

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>>12655767
>You'll most likely end up being the little spoon because of your height
And they said being short was a bad thing

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>>12655776
>Death's Lament Mushroom
Well, if you go that route, then you wind up an Undead Incubus anyway, at which point you'll be EXTRA hard-to-kill.

Unlife a best life.

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>>12655780
>being dragged away by a horror that you don't understand, never to see your family and friends or even the light of day is a good thing

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>>12655650
>>12655653
everyone just shut up about Bob and less and post more dragongirls

[Anonymous No.]

What I find funniest is that because of demon silver weapons sex with, say, a Salamander will often involve either (or both) of you having gaping holes in your body and not only not caring, but actually getting hornier because of them.

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>>12655783
>tfw being dragged off into an Ushi-Oni's cave
>tfw she makes you the little spoon
>tfw you're not sure if you should try to escape due to the pelvisceration that will commence if you fail

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>>12655800
Oh yeah. I remember reading that entry and feeling some 20 IQ points dumber.

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>>12655800
To quoth god I don't even know what.
>"It's magic. I don't gotta explain shit."

But that said, magical weapons that don't really leave wounds on things they strike, only an enchantment of some kind, are not exactly a new thing.

Hell, I'm pretty sure even such weapons with aphrodisiac effects have been featured in different fictions prior to KC's.

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>>12655776
>If you consider monsterization a bad thing, then the guys go through the same shit.
It's not the same for them. you're not rewritten into an animal that does terrible things to their own families or fucks off inna woods never too see their loved ones again; they're just hornier with an extra bone protrusion or two. It's less "I'm a monster now" that's the problem and more "I now barely even resemble who I was as a person now."

As for the Order business, I did admit that some stuff still happens to the dudes, but that one goes for anything not human regardless of gender. A negative point to both sides.

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>>12655811
>Barely even resemble who I was as a person now
I wonder how many times KC's going to have to point out that isn't the case, before people get it.

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>>12655815
He can point it out all he wants, he's contradicting himself so far as I'm concerned. I don't even like the logic he uses to make the point

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>>12655819
>The end point is that sex becomes about as necessary and important as a meal in their lives. Little else about them changes besides that, mentally.

What is so hard to get about that?

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>>12655805
Especially since monsters already captured guys without killing or horrifically mangling them before that, and there's a war goddess that also kept casualties to a minimum. I mean okay, them developing such weapons makes sense because it lets them fight without having to hold back, but still.

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>>12655823
Not the incubi, the monsters. I wasn't complaining about incubization.

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>>12655811
I now want to see a story about a girl who is abandoned by her family after turning into an Ushi-Oni.
Fuck, that would've been the perfect angle for that homeless Wurm.

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>>12655824
Well y'know what they say, better safe than sorry.

Reminds me about some greentext posted a while back, about Dragons slaying poachers on their Queen's territory or something, only to discover, and be subsequently traumatized, by the fact that the poachers were disguised men whom they otherwise might've seduced.

Or something like that.

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>>12655824
To inaccurately quote somebody else,
>Demon Realm confirmed for using horny NERF weapons in warfare.

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>>12655827
Ah. Well, while I may have misunderstood you there, the point still does hold true for them as well.

And now let's just stop talking about it because I'm sure nobody wants to get into the bullshit arguments of mind break vs. sexual freedom or however you want to phrase it.

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>>12655824
I think before that they WANTED to capture them without badly injuring them, but keeping a man down is not that easy so it was kind of a necessity to cause them serious harm, and they eventually developed the demon silver weapons because they didn't like seeing the defeated men suffer until they had recovered.

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>>12655504
What horrors await our brave hero should he fall for the obvious decoy?

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>>12655834
Yeah, but--okay...

Still, you've got to admit that doesn't quite jive with the profiles in the case of the women, even outside of sex.

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>>12655842
Okay, as far as that goes, I'll say that the profiles are meant to give a basic, generalized view of a particular species. They would of course vary wildly in personality from individual to individual. Likely even more so in the case of women transformed into a certain species, rather than one born as one.

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>>12655418
Need some handiwork done?

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>>12655839
>Ares wants men and monster girls to fall in love on the battlefield
>implying anyone would fall in love with a woman who just broke six of their bones, made them lose a third of their blood and then stole them away from their friends and family

[Anonymous No.]

Is there an actual location for Monstergirl City, or is it just Anywhere, USA?
I ask because I wonder how widespread monstergirls are

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>>12655841
He's already fallen for the decoy, the question is what happens next?

I vote for mating balls.

>>12655844
>I'll say that the profiles are meant to give a basic, generalized view of a particular species
I don't like that either. If you're going to write such a thing it does need to be generally true, otherwise there's no point in writing the profile since it's not even broadly applicable. KC actually did a good job of covering for that with the Wandering Scholar and his skewed viewpoint, but it still irks me and appears to be so much back-tracking. On a more positive note you could look at that as leaving a more open world to fantasize in, but I'd prefer exceptions of note in the profiles themselves or just more generally written descriptions that maybe don't take personality into much account. That, I realize, is just me though.

>Likely even more so in the case of women transformed into a certain species, rather than one born as one.
Now this, this is a more interesting portion where applicable. It kind of leads to special snowflake syndrome for writing, but it's fine for personal fantasies.

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>>12655867
It's located on an artificial island on international waters. The only way out is via Fulton.

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>>12655841

Being eaten alive sexually!

Or maybe even going so far deciding to cuddle with the poor guy

[Anonymous No.]

Alright. Took me a while, but I think I nailed it. Gave her a more suductive "I'm going to fuck you if you don't come here" look.
Drew her hand in a closed fist, since having your hand open in that position looked painful.

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>>12655869
>mating balls
I second this notion. Will a mating ball drain levels, or is it tantamount to grinding, what with all the grinding?

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>>12655873
What's with all the text?

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>>12655870
>Located on an artificial island
And now I'm thinking of the Bund.

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>>12655828
>You will never find see an Ushi-Oni, cold and shivering in the winter night, begging to stay the night at the house of someone--anyone willing to accept her
>She will never be dismissed and feared for looking like the hulking rape-trains that she as a kid used to be afraid of
>She will never eventually be more assertive in her efforts to secure a roof over her head for the night
>She will never break into your house in the middle of the night
>She will never cover your mouth and hold your body still when you leap for the phone to try and dial 911
>You will never hear her whisper "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please stop struggling. Stop."
>She will never be forced to knock you out as softly as an Ushi-Oni can knock out a human
>You will never wake up to find your pants still on, and a note in the living room, reading,
"I'm terribly sorry about how I treated you last night. I was cold and needed a place to stay, and not many people are welcoming of a monster like me. I have left for you all of the money that I have, as an apology for the way I've treated my host. By the time you have read this letter, I will most certainly have left."
>There's $10.38 on the note
>You will never wonder why an Ushi-Oni had barged into your house and left you unraped
>Not realizing that she was human once

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>>12655874
I feel like it'd raise levels (with points forced into END and STR) while draining the hell out of mana. All in all, pretty good so long as you aren't a wizard.

>>12655867
I dropped mine in a made up portion of California, but most seem to be Anywheresville.

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>>12655873
Head's position seems better, though I still say that her torso and neck seem far too long.

Still, definitely showing signs of overall improvement.

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>>12655876
Scratch paper. Printer ran out of ink when I was printing out my outline for class. I don't like wasting resources.

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>>12655866
I don't think they often went that far, since to monsters fighting is something fun and recreational, even on the battlefield.

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>>12655486
>ovaries

Are you implying that hate-totem of an anger fountain is anything other than tsuntsun?

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>>12655880
Too sad, make it okay dammit!
>>12655883
Sex is never good for a wizard.

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>>12655884
Thanks. I don't know if I can improve on that image any more. Her right shoulder needs some work though.

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>>12655892
>Sex is never good for a wizard.
But muscle wizards. And what of spellswords?

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>>12655892
>Sex is never good for a wizard.
No, but it's great for the MGs raping them.
They cum just from tasting his jizz.

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>>12655893
Now I'm not much of an expert on the matter, but I think the cloth should have more of a shape around where her hand is, you know, like an indentation beneath it?
>>12655894
You mean Warlocks and Sorcerers and every other magician that isn't a Wizard? Wizards get their magic from vigorous study and virginity. Without virginity, their studies will be meaningless.

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>>12655897
Whoops. I erased it. I'll post it tomorrow. Right now I'm going to get piss drunk and shit post on /vg/ and maybe ruin a game or two.

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>>12655897
>Be a wizard.
>Get raped by an MG
>She falls for you because of how orgasm-inducingly delicious your first few cumshots are, until she properly takes your virginity.
>You lose all your flavor, she quickly becomes disinterested.
>Leaves you. Pantless, alone, wet, and powerless.

True suffering.

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>>12655897
>You mean Warlocks and Sorcerers and every other magician that isn't a Wizard?
I dunno, I was just spouting a /tg/ meme. Is there some page out there with a general outline of how the various casters generally work? Or at least how they generally work in D&D without going into pages of detail?

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>>12655902
That's not okay anon. Embrace the better part of your nature, not the worst!

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>>12655904
That risk is the price one must pay for UNLIMITED POWER.

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>>12655880
Once again, man is the real monster.

I would waifu an Ushi-Oni with that kind of self restraint in an instant.

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>>12655906
Nobody's on right now, so that idea a no go. Going to get piss drunk instead.

Which Monster girl would you get drunk with?

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>>12655910
I'm an abstainer in that regard. I'd smoke pot with Philosowurm instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655911
I'd smoke weed every day with my wolfu.
Right now I'm out, so it's rum for tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655910
I like Blue Oni's the best.

Act like normal, upstanding, intelligent girls normally, but jump on a guy they've got a crush on the minute you get 'em buzzed? I like.

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>>12655904
>how orgasm-inducingly delicious your first few cumshots are

>You will never practice beginner's magic to try and manage your spiritual energy
>It will never help you give her mind-blowing orgasms with how rich with spiritual energy your cumshots become
>You will never make your waifu beg you to fuck her after having earned to manage your spiritual energy

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>>12655914
Long ago, in the distant lands of /a/, there was an idea for a story about a guy who got an arranged marriage with an Oni who was the heiress of a large PMC, while he himself wanted to be with... was it a Lizard Girl or something?
Just thought I'd bring that up. If anyone was looking for something to do.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some of your sad mamono feels,mgg?

>This will never get an adaptation by Pink Pineapple
>Lala's bio will never be scanned and translated
>Lilith's bio will never be scanned and translated
>All those cool extras like posters and such will never come to America

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>>12655917
>America
Some of us are Europeans anon, have a heart.

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>>12655917
>her flowers were so lewd they actually had to censor them
That was funny.

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>>12655922
>Some of us are Europeans
Decent chance it at least makes it to France then. You might get the stuff on the same continent as you.

[Anonymous No.]

How many Americans do you think like Miia over Cerea?

How many Europeans do you think like Cerea over Miia

How many Australians do you think like Papi?

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>>12655917
>Pink Pineapple
Eeeeeeh, I like Pixie Zix personally. I think that's what the studio's called?

The middle two are simply inevitable, they'll be in the English localization eventually at least.

That last one is pretty depressing though.

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>>12655925
That doesn't make any sense, you might as well ask how many Nordics prefer Rachne.
At least one.

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>>12655923
To be fair, they are pretty damn lewd.
Would you put it in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655928
Is this a... budding romance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655923
...what?
>>12655922
Cerea is so prim and proper,ugh I want to see her in some absolutely slutty lingerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655928
oh god my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655917

>you never feel the subtle muscle movements of your lamia waifu's tail as she gently squeezes you after coiling around you for a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655929
goddammit charon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655928
>That stamen
>Will probably go up my urethra
Fuck Yes.

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>>12655905
I'll try to sum it up real quick here.

Wizards rely on mental exercises and intense study to use their magic.

Clerics pray for intercession of a deity in the form of divine magic that looks suspiciously like wizard magic but holy.

Druids call the power of nature via requesting intercession a la clerics

Sorcerers have magic in their blood due to distinctly non-human ancestors. They are often surprisingly like personable wizards.

Witches use hedge magic, curses, and minor nature magic along with bargaining with spirits to work their spells.

Warlocks make a deal with an otherworldly power, usually a demon in exchange for a fraction of its power in them.

A spellsword, AFAIK, is much like a wizard but more... Fighty.

That's all I got.

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>>12655927
To be fair,Cerea is 99% confirmed European.She has blond hair,blue eyes,and tits that dominate every other monster,even other large chested girls like Rachnera.

She's obviously inspired by huge titted gaijin anime characters.

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>>12655931
I want to see her in a saddle, a harness, reins you know, all that good stuff.
>>12655935
Just getting back to my roots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655910
I'd get drunk with an Ushi-Oni, and when she's one drink off of blacking out, i'd take off her deal and laugh as she stumbles around the room trying to get me without throwing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655937
Being a Warlock really is the bees knees. Dat demonic harem...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655937
>That's all I got.
Good enough, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655943
I'd rather be a Sorcerer personally.

>Innate magical power
>Natively more attractive to MGs
>Heritage ensures OP-as-fuck children

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655936
>probably
She does exactly that in one or two scenes in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655948
>Warlocks use Charisma to cast their spells
I don't see how anything can top that, you get those demonic tarts as your bitches, you get to wear armor that actually protects you, you get to Talk no Jutsu your enemies into submission... it's the life I tells ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655951
Fuck I really, really need to learn moon and play these damn Vanadis games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655952
>Talk no Jutsu
Such a powerful technique. I wonder how long its legacy shall echo through time once it all ends this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655952
Warlocks.... Use CON, actually. Sorceors are Charisma, Wizards are Intelligence, Witches, Clerics, and Druids use Wisdom. I dont think there are any Strength or Dex based casters outside of a few janky Psion builds.


Also remember at the end of your days, a warlock gets their soul eaten. Also everyone hates you. And your master may... Request your aid.

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>>12655939
That would be nice,but I really want to see her in some high class slut wear-think Agent Provocateur.
>>12655926
I guess,but I can't comprehend why we STILL don't have the Japanese bio for Lilith.If we did I could try translating it,but nope all we get is a fucking chinese translation.

The hentai thing is more depressing though.I don't know why no on has adapted any of the vanadis eroge into an OVA.I'm so sick of the standard shit:
-incest imouto
-NTR
-gang bang rape assault
-big tits harem 7

I want some fucking monster girl hentai already dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655954
Are you ready for your first lesson?
Check the Daily Japanese Thread on /a/, download the linked PDF that will answer all your questions
>>12655955
I played through Planescape: Torment with that technique, I'm pretty sure it will never die.

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>>12655954
In one scene she ties you up in an embarrassing position, then uses one flower on your dick and the other on your ass.
Like 50% of her scenes are her using her flowers for stuff, I think. Most of the vanilla ones involve them too. Pouring nectar all over her body and yours while you fuck, stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655961
>use CON
Oh fuck me that was dumb of me. Well, I'm done with DnD classes forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655961
>Strength ... based caster
This is me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655964
>One on dick, one on ass
>Pouring nectar all over her body and yours
Damn Vanadis, their games seem to do everything right for my tastes.

If only I could understand them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655967
>Strength, Dexterity, and Intelligence Based Caster

Me in Dark Souls 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655968
What's there to understand? SPOOKY KISSU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655967

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>>12655973
Wait, why there that censored area? There's not even anything to SEE there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655965
Well, 4e, 5e, and Pathfinder warlocks use Charisma, so I can see how you'd be confused. It's an honest mistake anon, so don't beat yourself up over it.

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>>12655968
One of her scenes in Monmusu Festival was her sucking your cum out of your dick with one of her flowers while grinding against you, then lewdly drinking the cum from the flower.
She has a bunch of more "normal" scenes too though. Well, as normal as fucking a green skinned plant girl in the middle of a flower waist deep in nectar can be.

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>>12655977
So if Warlocks use Charisma, why did you tell me they didn't? You made me look like an idiot twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RosIoQisA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655978
>Sucking your cum out of your dick...then lewdly drinking the cum from the flower.
If Vanadis gets any more based, I might just actually pay for and properly buy disk-editions of their games, rather than just pirate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655983
Observe this picture and tell me it isn't worth the money.

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>>12655979
Oh jeez, this is going to be hard to explain.

Classes work magic in different ways in different editions. The ones I listed above are from 3.5e, probably the most commonly played edition. Well, that's the quick explanation, anyway. The long one would likely involve.... Opinions, and edition wars/questionable rules which I'm inclined to not bring off of /tg/.

My apologies if I embarrassed you somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655987
>tentacle girl pirate
Retread of yesterday incoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655987
Point taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655983
I wonder who's actually the one coming up with those crazy imaginative sex scenes, the writer or Bubuzuke himself.
http://exhentai.org/s/e5b570693b/574979-32

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655954
For some reasons most of my playthrough of Vanadis games are black screen, I don't think that's normal.
Only Sei monmusu Gakuen runs smoothly.

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>>12655880
>You're not sure what this was all about, but you make it an effort to try and find her again
>If she was willing to not rape you during her stay, as evident by the strong scent of femcum on your couch, she must be something--someone--special
>The first few days turn up no results during your regular trip into town
>On the fourth day, however, you see her again
>Scuttling through the snowy sidewalks of the urban streets
>You manage to approach her upfront without her recognizing you
>It's only once you're feet away from her does she have a vague memory of who you are
>Before she can say anything, you hold her hand in one of yours, placing the change she had left you in her palm with the other
>You look her earnestly in the eye, and tell her, "Take it. You need this."
>Her eyes, staring back at you, begin to glaze over, somewhat
>She turns and scuttles away as fast as her inhuman legs can
>Until she's out of your sight
>You thought that this would help solve...something
>But your efforts still feel empty
>You're not very sure why
>That night, the Ushi-Oni finds an empty alley to get off in, in order to appease her monstrous urges
>You will never know that she thought of you while she did
>Your kind smile
>Kissing that loving face of yours
>She's not sure if it'll heat her up, or only serve to make the cold air that much harsher
>But right now, none of that matters
>At least for now, she can focus on something other than her own survival

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655991
And she actually does plunder your booty in the game.
And your other hole too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655991
The joke's on you, my original joke was the only post in that shitstorm that wasn't deleted! Avast there matey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655999
That seems like a constant in Vanadis games.
Would you say she's a butt-pirate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655980
>Recommended: Pikachu on acid
My fucking sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655998
These feels.
Far too much, this late at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655998
That girl needs to find some newspapers to keep herself warm. Buggers insulate surprisingly well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655998
This isn't going to be another Little Match Girl End, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

I sort of see MGC being in the Midwest.
Somewhere between say Illinois Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma Texas area.

Farmland for the holts
cool enough for the cold weather ones, and warm enough for the others. perhaps the size of st louis or maybe smaller 500k to 1 mil.
given the background of how they came to be in our world, perhaps the world population is much smaller now, and it could be like 250k-400k

Never really gave it much thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656011
I want to keep her warm with hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Hathor followers!

What day would be Hathor day?

May first?
The first day of spring?
What sort of ceremonies besides drinking milk would there be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656023
Summer solstice for maximum fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655963
Is it sad that I at first thought this was a Kikimora pic?

[Anonymous No.]

CYOAnon that is writing the Gabby thing here.
Just posting to say I'm too tired to continue it tonight, but will continue tomorrow on my day off.
I hope that daytime /mgg/ is fine with it
Also, hope you like having more cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656024
Not to mention best temperature of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656027
>Tomorrow
Curses, I'm gonna be at work all day.

Well, hopefully I'll have some cute stuff to read when I get back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656027
I don't even know what you're talking about. Care to tell me?
Also, daytime /a/ may tear into you, but it may be a good learning experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656027
Daytime is when bitch-kun turns up, so be careful.
He is some troll that comes and picks fights with anyone he can. reports people etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655418
Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL
*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656028
>whole community gangbangs the priestess from sunrise to sunset
Gets better the further north you go. If MG world has an arctic continent with research stations like Antarctica, well... fapfapfap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656032
Oh, yeah, him, "you write like a fgt" and complains about anything that isn't what he wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656033

Succuvirus pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656031
It was a thing with a punk dormouse that turned into a CYOA without me expecting it, ran in last thread before it died.
It also revealed that anons here are good, sweet guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656035
Doesn't he even appear at night? Because he's on every now and then when I am, and I only come here at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656032
Who's bitch-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656040
dormouse + swimsuit + swimming pool = drowned

I thought it ended tragically

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656033
>Or what you wished for will be the opposite.
So I wished for an Anubis to be ontop of me, cuddling me.

What's the opposite of that? Cause I'm too lazy, and not enough of a faggot, to paste this on 9 different threads.

Also, "This is really hard". Finding the N was the easiest one.

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>>12656040
Oh, that story I glanced at here and there. I see now.
Personally, CYOAs on daytime will get your shit pushed in by angry and loud assholes who know that if they complain about something loudly enough that it will go away.

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>>12656046
>opposite of Anubis to be ontop of me, cuddling me.
Jinko below you, scratching you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656045
Nah, if a Dormouse can hold a conversation they can swim
Maybe
I don't want to end it like that

>>12656032
>>12656048
Got it, I'll at least ask before I try starting it up
If it's a no I'll wait till night and try again then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656043

some kid that turns up around 3pm cst and
>>12656035

>>12656042
says he turns up at nights sometimes.

I haven't seen him for 2 days so, I am happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656051
Hold a conversation while sleeping*

>>12656052
So that's why the past thread was relatively civil

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656023
Breastfeeding handjob combo, like the one in Starless. Damn I love that scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656050
Kay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656051
I don't think even asking them would go swimmingly, so I'd recommend waiting until night.

>>12656052
Wasn't he here yesterday, complaining about Moose being Moose? Or was that a different guy?

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>>12656052
>complains about anything that isn't what he wants
Any examples of those posts? Because there are a lot of people like that here.

[Anonymous No.]

Bitch-kun is the name Commercial-anon gave him.

"Just say no to trolls!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656060
>flat wholesome maid
Would sexually harass while she works. Spill some milk on my crotch etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656065
Would you lick Nutella off her nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656056
Alright, no sense aggravating the waters. I'll wait for tomorrow night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655458

Wow, Janet did a great job cleaning him off the thread.

Best janitor ever.

No examples can be found

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, anon... winter is coming, are you ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656060
It is a young kikimora maid, she needs a nice new master to learn the trade with.
Some who is gentle, forgiving and above all kind to her.

Would one of you do this for her/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656069
That sounds pretty lewd. I bet she'd moan and squirm in despair as I licked and sucked the chocolate off her tiny chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656070
Yes, don't dive in and anger a bunch of mentally challenged piranhas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656077
Would you then smear Nutella on your lips and give her a kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

You posted the wrong girl.

>>12656079

[Anonymous No.]

So, question for you guys. Which MG would be able to fight off ghosts the best? Not ghost girls, but actual ghosts, mean me harm?
I watched 4 episodes of Yami Shibai 2 days ago and I still can't sleep at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656084
>Lilim
What was wrong with the other one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656076
No. I would never let her go from my rape den. She would be hugged, kisses and headpatted daily, and eventually my abuse of her would grow more disgusting. By the end of it, she would be eating my cooking and I would force her to bear my children. I'd even make her wear a golden slave band on her finger. Once she stepped through my door, she would stay with me until we both died peacefully in bed 60 years later.

>>12656083
What's with the nutella, dude? I'd rather kiss a mouthful of strong rhum into her mouth to get her tipsy and easy to molest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656088
Shirobei
Fox women
Most noble dragons.
Any shamanic priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656088
Ignoring lilim, pharaohs. Apophi, other godlike brings: probably a Wight, with their mastery over the dead and damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656092
You heinous villain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656092
>getting a woman drunk and then molesting her
How ungentlemanly. You should make passionate love to her, and THEN give her alcoholic kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a spider girl's spinneret pussy and make her squirt webbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656092
I think someone needs to post the Kikimora description page for you, it would seem I do not have it on the computer.

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>>12656079
>Trekking through a jungle, mapping it out for some company
>Come across a river, have to cross
>Huge tree is laying across it, better than wading thirty feet through water
>Move across it but slip
>You fall in, stand up in the waist deep water
>Dozens of sahuagan faces poking up out of the water

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>>12656111
Thar she blows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656101
I'd drop a nice, cold ball of gelato into her navel and ever so slowly peck and lick at it and the molten ice cream running down her tight tummy, contorting with the discomfort and embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656102
Turn off your computer and go to bed now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656091
I like that Bat-Bunny whatever outfit of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656112
>You're not from around here, are you?
Or what other menacing pick-up line would they use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656112
>They Jii through the water
>It's all garbled and such

[Anonymous No.]

i want to grab a fox woman and.

hold hands with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656115
It's 10:18 AM, I woke up two hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656113
Saved, archived, and thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655998
Again, will have to continue some other time. Obligations that have been put off are calling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656116
It's oddly appealing.
Sadly there isn't much of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656118
>You look like a tasty morsel
>I just want to eat you up
>Why not come home for dinner?
>We'll make sure to savor your company

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656134
"Can we nibble your worm?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656114
At that rate she'll never get married. You better take responsibility, and Marry her and have at least 8 kids with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656135
This sounds like a mermaid porno
'Nibble your worm 4, Lara's day'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656136
All of them wonderful Kikimoras
that will one day look like


>>12656060

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656139
Remember to let them practice being maids with plastic plates and cups, and plain water before you let them move up to real food and drinks.
They should catch on soon, but if you have eight it isn't a bad investment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656139
They'll also end up leaving eventually, and probably fall in love with a fat slob.
Can you deal with that? Knowing your little pumpkins are being violated by fat nerds. gangbangers, or old men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656144
Not in the slightest.
Only drawback is when you have 9 kikimora in 1 house they run out of stuff to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656136
I'm not gonna marry her. I'm gonna make her my breeding slave. That's what the ring on her finger means. It's not a wedding ring, those don't exist.

She should stop watching soap operas. Just because we hold hands every day when we go out and kiss every morning, it doesn't mean we're married or anything. No way. When I moan "I love you~" into her ear as I ejaculate inside her with our fingers interlocked and her legs crossed behind my back, I'm just sexually harassing her.

And when I put my ear to her pregnant belly, I'm just checking on my investments. Her daughter isn't our beloved child, a culmination of our love. That's ridiculous. She's just a new slave to sell for a good profit once she grows up. All the times we all cuddle in the bed are just me training the girls.

There's no way something weird like a loving interspecial family could exist. I'm just a macchiavellian villain manipulating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656139
your daughter being touched by a fat slob neckbeard in his filthy nasty computer rathole place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656147
That's fucked up.
You do that kind of stuff to Elves, not Kikimory!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656145
>gangbangers
Imagine getting photos of your cute daughter's every hole overflowing with cum. I bet you'd fap and feel horrible afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656146
They'd all be fighting over who gets to do the chores. You'd need to step in with some sort of chore calendar to stop it getting out of hand with catty remarks and comments about the lackluster plumage of their sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a monster girl deal with being unable to satisfy her partner's fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Alraune daugheru's silhouette will never be mistaken for the Great Pumpkin King on the night of Halloween
>The kids at her school will never talk about seeing him
>"But I did! I really did see the Great Pumpkin King, I'm not lying."
>Your daughteru will never wonder to herself,
"I wish I could've seen the Pumpkin King."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656151
I'm pretty sure he was being blatantly sarcastic and/or purposefully delusional as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

Detective Inspector Cassandra would like some words with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656156
Depressingly obsessively

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656156
Consult the Lich.
Seriously, but try and solve your problem without consulting the Lich first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656162
Is she finally going to tell me whether or not Alps can become Witches or Wizards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656156
Well, it won't be KC's setting where they BECOME their partners fetish with Mamano mana so however you can imagine it?
Probably badly, but they'd try and improvise somehow.
Then this >>12656165

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656156
Invent new ones!
Maybe something only she can do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656157
My Alraune daughteru keeps running away by digging into the ground whenever I start a fire. I'm torn between not scaring my daughter and staying warm, what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656165
>Lich gets numerous visitors a day requesting magical assistance.
>Some cases are interesting, requiring imaginative, researched or clever solutions.
>Others are just so blatantly easy that they don't require any magical help at all, let alone on the level a Lich can provide.
>Gets so fed up with such requests, that when one girl comes in asking about trouble with one of her beau's fetishes, the Lich just shoves a vial of a hyper-potent aphrodisiac down her gullet, and teleports her back home. She'll be too horny-out-of-her-mind to bother complaining about the fetish.
>Another problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656169
"So, you want a footjpob?....That's kind of weird, how about this"
She starts tracing her foot claw along your penor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656170
Why do you need fires anyway? Don't they have internal heating where you come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656169
>"Something...only *I* can do?"
>"Hmm...Oh! I just thought of something so clever that--"
>She was later sentenced to 3 days in county jail for public indecency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656176
This Wurm, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656175
Yeah, but it saves on electricity to make a fire instead. The northern US is a harsh mistress, especially when it floods.

[Anonymous No.]

Leons is having a sale on magical space heaters, they require mana to run, but i like the place, just go ask for Fino to help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656167
I don't think that erases their existing fetishes though, it just twists them a bit to fit her better. If an Anubis got herself a "slave" with a foot fetish he'd start liking paws, for instance. Or someone who's usually only into DFC gets a Holsty and he'll become a true breast lover who loves breasts of all sizes, but the ones he loves the most are those belonging to the person he loves.
That kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656181
>Fino
Is she going to laugh at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656183
Insert penor, problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656177
>"Wait, let me try again! I can do this!"
>She was later sentenced to 20 years for severe law and human right violations
>She's in her cell with her Succubus cellmate
>"What are you in here for?"
>"I got twenty for various things. What about you?"
>"I got got with pictures of shotas in the nude and videos of them fucking me, so I got 2 years."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656174
Can monster girl healing magic make your dick grow back?

[Anonymous No.]

Are Giant Slimes too much for you to handle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656156

>Hooooohhh~? You want me to pretend I'm your mother~?
>Well, I'm sure to have a potion or two to make this a bit more... authentic~. Oh, and don't worry, the effects will be completely temporary. Maybe~

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>>12656182
>Anubis got herself a "slave"
I just had a vision. In the next chapter of Wurm Wrangler, the Anubis announcer will end up throwing a fit and saying she can't work under these conditions. The Apophis announcer will retort
>Sounds like every boyfriend you ever had!
And then none of you will laugh.
>>12656190
Probably, but I'd love to try scuba-diving in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656190
Couldn't she turn herself into an army of smaller hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656151
You think that's bad? Just wait until I take a bath with my slave. I cradle her head in my arm while I gently wash her delicate, beautiful body all over. I kiss her forehead as I rub soap all over her slender abdomen. I turn her over into almost a hug as I gently brush her lower back all over, teasing her firm buttocks. I even go as far as ejaculating on her abdomen from the friction as she squirms in my arms. I have to turn her over again to wash it away, but deviously I position my still-erect penis between her buttocks. Just as her pubic mound is finally clean of my hot lov- semen, my second load oozes up out of her buttcrack. I hug her tight, my hot seed slowly flowing down her alabaster skin. Her quick, shallow breaths turn to gasps every time I let out a lungful of hot air into her slender neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656191
What is it with Apophis and pretending to be someone's mommy? Is she infertile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656191
>mother
I'd prefer that you pretend to be my aunt. Acting like a mother is your fetish! You never listen to me! That's why this relationship is falling apart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656189
In a world where technology and magic have merged I am willing to belive that there is almost nothing that they could not fix.

Necromancers would be leading medical research as the study of the dead and how it works can be applied to the living and help extend and prolong lives.

clerics that can heal would learn how to regrown bones, tissue and nerves.

I am willing to bet the medical advances of the two combining would be amazingly astunding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656198

I'm just that one guy that likes moms a bit too much maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656199
>The Prince is growing up under the tender care of his mother the Pharaoh and Anubis nanny
>Auntie Apophis tries to seduce him to usurp the Dick Throne
>>12656201
You don't like moms too much until you fuck your own, and even then you can still be a king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656197
....Go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656193
>Sounds like every boyfriend you ever had!
I laughed. I'm probably one of the biggest Anubis fanboys here, and I still laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656201
total momdom

be glad its not manticore bitchboi , gods that was pure torture to read.

Since i read that, I will in all reality if i see a Manticore in real life, just run for my sks, and shoot on sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656204
>Apophis tries to seduce him to usurp the dick throne
>Over time, her feelings of lust and desire to beat off the Pharaoh melt away as she falls for her nephew

[Anonymous No.]

Bath tub jizz

thanks for making me sick.

Everyone knows you sex your kikimora in the shower , geez, kids these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656210
>I happen to be an expert on this.jpg
Shower Jizz is worse than bathtub jizz.

Both, however, are better than hot tub jizz.

[Anonymous No.]

In the shower with my favorite fox woman, we both take turns washing each other.
sometimes we do it twice because i will put her hands against the shower stall, and gently slide into her from behind and wash out her tail while she slides back onto me.

Protip: Fox women love the base of the tail being rubbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656213
They also love it when you smack their face and ass while calling them a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656214
Wait a minute, are you trying to screw with me again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656215
No. They're very kinky girl, more so than Dragons that think holding hands is kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656214
>Ass
Obviously.
>Face
No. Bad anon. No abusing the foxy waifu.

>>12656213
If she is not using her tails and/or breasts as tools to wash you, then you are missing out and failing at married showering.

[Anonymous No.]

Most fox women i know are rather open to sex and are very loyal to their men, they all have different preferences , just like humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656218
Is it abuse when she literally tells me to do it? To be honest, it's not the most fucked up thing I've done with my fox waifu. You know those cattle brands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656206
I would pin her to the wall under the warm shower. She gasps as her modest breasts and abdomen strike the cold tiles. I slowly ease my penis into her anus, driving her sense of cleanliness insane. Her gasps become panicked yelps as my lewd mushroom churns her forbidden hole. With every powerful thrust her body is pressed against the cold tiles. She shivers from the contrast of the cold wall, the warm water running down her back and my burning member probing her insides. Finally I let out another load into her warm rectum and let her fall to her knees.

She pants and gasps on the floor, my semen flowing out of her belching anus. I turn her to face me and kiss her gently, snapping her out of her dirtiness mindbreak. I press her cold, small bust against my hot chest as I stroke her wet hair and violate her mouth again and again with my tongue. Finally the last drops of my white discharge seep out of her anus, flowing down the drain between both our knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656218
I didn't think it was worth mentioning, but yes, she does that with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656223
I don't care. It's simply not proper to smack a lady, especially your waifu, in the face. Even if she requests it. You must show her a better way.

Unless she asks that said face-smacking be done with your stinky, dirty cock, in which case, go right ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656217
Elves are lewder still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656224
Keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656224
>Cum-farts
Why is this so lewd, and so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656227
>white knight
How's being celibate going?

[Anonymous No.]

There seem to be 2 of us with Fox women
I have my favorite fox woman, it seems he is married to one


Not me

>>12656214
>>12656223

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656225
Good. Good.

And it's always worth mentioning anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656235
How indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656236
I can't ever slap my favorite fox woman on the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656243
It's not like you're punching her or removing her teeth.
It's a slap, and masochistic women love it when you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656243
Are you Irish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656224
GOOD JOB !
Now we have a cum-fart fetish guy.
Hope you are proud of yourself!

This is why kikimora abuse is bad m'kay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656246
Oh goddess no, what kinda insult is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656250
>>12656246
Better be Irish than French.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656244
>Masochistic women love it when you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655584
>>12655641
More please. I love the abuse.

There needs to be more degradation and abuse stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656255
It's better to be an alcoholic heroine abuser than a cowardly frog.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would have the most options for kinky sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656262
Kikimora, Scylla, Salamander, ect.
But I think the one with the most potential is the Doppelganger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656262
Dragons.
Alternatively, Nightmares, if illusions in dreams count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656262
doppelganger
shapeshifter

I win1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656265
>Kikimora
>Salamander
Why those exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656268
>win
I posted before you, small timer.

[Anonymous No.]

There's a disturbing lack of cute cyclops' in this thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656272
Maid shenanigans, forbidden master servant relationship, and such for Kiki, while the Salamander you could try branding and other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656260
>There needs to be LESS degradation and abuse stories


fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656277
Why does she have two eyebrows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656283
Unibrows are ugly, that's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656283
Blocked from view by the hat but it should just be one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656284
It's not ugly when there's only one eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656285
But there's two and I can see them clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656280
Please.... Ain't nothing wrong with being made the bitch every now and then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656283

She probably plucks her unibrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656290
>that post
Brings back memories.
To think I started that by suggesting the idea of monster girls and pizza delivery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656278
>tfw couldn't enjoy either of them because I'm a footfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656290
I remember that. I offered to star in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656224
With a kiss, I push her back. She's now sitting on the floor, with her back to the wall.I slowly rise, presenting my again erect, dirty penis to her face. I can see in her eyes her disgust clash with her cleaning instinct. I slowly edge my penis closer and closer to her face. It drips quickly with water, and more slowly with long tendrils of semen. Finally it touches her wet, white cheek. It is almost like lightning striking her. She gasps and turns to face it.

She pounces on my erection like a cobra. In an instant, her neck cranes forward and my entire shaft disappears into her mouth. I can only imagine the long tendrils whipping to cling to her jaw as her neck is distended by my penis. Her sudden assault leaves me gasping for breath, barely standing. Her flesh undulates around my head as I shoot a - by now - watery load into her throat.

Her throat doesn't let me go. It massages me hard again in seconds. I grab her head by the hair and slowly begin to pump myself into her face. The slow, shallow thrusts build up to become a furiously pounding. My ridge leaves her hot mouth, only to ram itself deep into the deepest reaches of her throat in an instant.

Finally I slam her face into my penis in orgasm. My twitching member discharges again into her mouth as my balls rest on her chin. It falls out of her lewd, steaming, drooling mouth as I fall onto my knees. All of my strength is gone, and I fall forward into her arms. As I pass out, I see her smirk and give out a little laugh. The next thing I remember is waking in my bed, her standing at attention next to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656292
Or just shaves it off entirely and draws on two eyebrows.

>>12656296
>footfag
There's always Elves and Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656298
>ass to mouth
Erection lost.

[Anonymous No.]

Druggy anon who drew that Lich earlier. Just a heads up. Do not take psychedelics so you can be with you're waifu. Trust me, it's a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656318
Someone drew a Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656308
You guys are really picky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656321
You never go ass to mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656320
It looks like shit, but I'll fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656323
Except that many people do. I feel the same way you do but the reality is that it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656325
I'll be 120% honest: It looks like it's from DA.
Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656323
>>12656326
>Not giving your MG a rim job.
I feel bad for her.
>>12656327
What's DA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656328
You're joking, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656330
Nope. To many acronyms to keep up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656331
Too*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656331
Deviant Art.
A land of terrible drawings, occasional good drawing, and a former MGU admin who draws terribad artwork of MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656331
Deviant Art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656334
>>12656333
Oh. I'm only a beginner. It's my second official drawing. My first is that VelociPapi that' floating around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656336
>official drawing
Are you like 12? You know that this is an 18+ website, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656337
It's been like 8 years since I drew anything other than sector sketches. What do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656339
$3.50

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656340
Nessie pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656333
>Former MGU admin
lolwut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656339
They wants to be needlessly inflammatory, let 'em work it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655976
Ghost pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656342
temjin01 on DA
You could also just google Salamander and Monster girl in google images. earlier in the year his art was part of the triforce of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656340
>You'll never be sitting at home some time around august when you hear a knock at the door.
>You'll never open it to see a cute little lizardgirlscout
>She'll never ask if you'd like to buy any cookies
>You'll never ask what kind she has.
>After hearing her selection, you'll never decide on a grand crunch.
>She'll never look at you and say I-I need about tree fiddy
>You'll never notice that this lizardgirlscout was about eight stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era.
>You'll never yell "Damnit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!"
>She'll never ask, "How 'bout just two fiddy?"
God damn lochness monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656357
I gave 'er tree fiddy the week before...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656357
My Wurm daughter gave her a dollar, and now she keeps coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656362
SHE GAVE 'ER A DOLLA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656364
That pic is proof Loen is the drawfag we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656364
No wonder the damn monster keeps comin' back to your house. You keep givin' her tree fiddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656369
Maybe the Wurm just made friends with her when she went swimming?
>One day your Wurm daughteru comes up to you and says
>Dad, I need about tree fiddy
>Now what on earth do you need tree fiddy for?
>My imaginary friend Foo-Foo the Dinosaur wants it!
>You go to your daughteru's room, and sure enough, there's the Loch Ness Monstah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656350
>Googles
Oh fuck, ghoang.

He was never an admin, but he was a mod. He got kicked off because he gave user IP addresses to a "Rival Site", that let them make a ban-list of MGU users that site didn't like. It was hilariously bad.

And then his art, is just the most complete crap. I mean geez, he's like fucking CWC as an MGE fan. And, he's the type of fag who gets endless praise because he'll draw people's shitty OC Characters and ideas, and they'll love it even though it looks like complete horse shit. It's sickening.

I don't know what's more sickening. The existence of his art, or that KC knows about it, and has reblogged his pixiv posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656375
>Ah said "monstah!"
>"How you get inside mah house?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656375
>"Dammit, monster, you quit bugging my children, now. We work for our money in this house - we don't just give money away!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656357
Hey you... I like you.

>>12656358
GODDAMMIT WOMAN! THAT'S WHY SHE KEEPS COMING BACK!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656376
KC actually knows about it?
And yeah, it's awful. Especially the Salamander and Anubis ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Truly Nessie is the Danuki's natural enemy. Forever asking for money that the danuki never wants to give. Too large to force off the lawn. Bribery would only be falling into it's lap.
The danuki is troubled.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a picture of Nessie-chan trying to get tree-fiddy from chef's parents
bonus points if chef's parents look the same from the show

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656391
Do we even have a proper picture of Nessie-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656393
No, she's a myth, an urban legend and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656391
Drucken-druggy drawfag here. I'll do it tomorrow if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656387
Yeah. Since the shithead has a pixiv account, and KC checks pixiv, so he sees the guy's shit.

I can only hope he's like, "Well, yeah, it's crap, but hey, he likes my stuff enough to try and draw even though he sucks at it? So, nice effort?" or some shit like that.

What's truly saddening is that KC's probably seen more of this faggot's MGE fanart, than any of the drawfags who frequent here. Well, other than Mari and Monorus anyway, I know he's familiar with their work at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656395
I know. It's hard to tell if pictures of here are actual pictures too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656398
He's familiar with Mono? I wonder how he'd react to .Less?
Would he flip his shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656403
You people are retarded with your endless hate.

KC has linked less' art on his webpage. He likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656403
At 90% of .less' work? No. He'd like it, and he has no reason to dislike Laska, Truckercore, or any of that Bob-stuff. He wouldn't even know it's Bob-shit, it'd just be different takes on his creations, and he likes that shit.

Stuff like, say, the Apophis being praised for torturing and decapitating a Pharaoh? That he'd take issue with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656408
He has?
Link to said blog post[s]? I don't think I've ever seen .less' stuff come up on KC's site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656409
Like the time with the whole Mantis incident?

>>12656408
Show me proof.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, what is the name behind the KC acronym?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656414
>>12656412
Here you go you assholes.

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/

Maybe one day you'll get off the meme hate train and form your own opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656417
Sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick, how fucking green are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656420
Hey, it ain't easy being green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656418
>Talking about whether KC has seen .less' artwork or not.
>Random guy says "You're all haters, he totally has!"
>No idea why he's saying anything about hate, but okay, cool, show when?
>Here!
>Link his site.
>Just his site, when any in particular post on said site, proving claims that KC has re-posted .less' stuff, was requested.

You're not very bright, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656420
Please excuse me for being new to monster girls, any chance of a real answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656299
But what if I don't like cosplay tier either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656414
>Mantis incident
Not sure I'm familiar. Do tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656427
>cosplay tier
Neither of them are Selkies, you twit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656424
Considering you can't link to individual comments, it'd be hard to do that. Don't worry, you don't have to scroll far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656425
Google is your friend. You could have figured it out before in the same time it took you to write the post asking it. Probably less. This is for your own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656430
There was an incident on MGU before it was closed down. It involved the Mantis and blushing.

>>12656432
So he linked specific pics.
Of course, one of them was part of the Apophis corruption series. However, unless someone can translate what's being aid we won't know his actual opinion on the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656431
You know what I meant, dickhead.
Elves and succusluts are boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656444
>boring
Why? Not monster enough for you? Would you prefer an Iron Maiden or Suckvore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656409
He likes Leona at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656444

For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656444
>boring
Hidoi~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656440
He likes them. Google translate is good enough.

Or are you going to try and say that I'm lying and he actually hates them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656448
LDR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656447
Why must we immediately jump to extremes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656453
No, the Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656444
How about an undead elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656454

where do you think we are

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656457
>High Elf Wight
Oh god that pomp cannot be described by words...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656456
>the Manticore
Oh.

>>12656452
>google translate is enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656451
Brown elves are nice and all, but when we've already got monster girls, why stick with humans with knife ears? However fun breaking haughty bitches may be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656463
>Dark Elf
>breaking haughty bitches
That's not the way it works around here boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656463
Because things like elves and succubi are still the beauty ideal. We like other monster girls because their fun personalities and quirks make up for the loss in physical attractiveness from animal/monster features. But in terms of fuckability, nothing trumps close to 100% human.

[Anonymous No.]

Why go your knife ears when you can have fluffy ears and tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656465
>loss in physical attractiveness from animal/monster features
I like fluffy spiders.
And I see no loss in lamias either
And the undead ones are basically human in shape too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656440
>Mantis and Blushing
That's...terribly vague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656465

>not liking monster girls for their monstery bits

What's even the fucking point then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656432
Huh. Forgot that .less had a pixiv now too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656466
What if I want scales instead of fluff?

By the way, would KC go ballistic upon reading most of our writefag stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656472
What if I like both the monstrous ones AND the vanilla ones? Is that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>KC is holding a Smash Bros tournament on Saturday
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656472
What's supposed to be attractive about a huge snake tail and snakes for hair, for example? Just the scariness factor from the inhuman-ness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656475
Why, becomes some of them are better than what he can do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656476
It just means you aren't picky.

>>12656477
Whoa Whoa what?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656476

That's fine, but actually listing a monster girl's monstery bits as a negative point seems pointless. Like, why even like them in the first place then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656479
>some
Try all. He's great at art, but should get someone else to do the setting for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656479
>becomes
How the hell does because turn into that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656485
It's a sign. Dyslexicus' curse is in effect, Bromont will be here soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656487
>curse
>causes something good to happen
Dumb curse, but I like the results. I wonder what uncle Bromont will have for us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656462
Eh, Google Translate's usually enough to gleam info in short amounts at least. KC's comments are easy enough to decipher, even through GT.

>He gets off to the corruption in the Apophis TF pic
>Likes the crazy atmosphere of the yandere Leona pic
>Really likes the Manticore Daki, especially all the holes, and her expression.
>Thinks the Manticore milking pic looks comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656478

What ISN'T supposed to be attractive about a deliciously fat snake ass and snake hair? When has attractiveness become an objective concept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656490
It's Bromont's curse. For stealing the anti-gravity coin, all of his posts and the posts of anons near him will suffer from horrible misspelling and writing the wrong word entirely.

>>12656492
I guess you might be right. But actually getting off to the corruption? That's just pretty typical of him, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656482
>Whoa Whoa what?!
What's so surprising about that? KC loves Nintendo games, and hosts tournaments online all the time. Hell, part of the reason he seemed to be so slow with profiles for a while this year, was because he was playing Mario Kart 8 all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656494
>snake hair
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656498

>not thinking a lamia with snake hair which constantly shows her true emotions whenever she tries to lie about something isn't cute

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how many 100yen coins it'd take for me to get all 12 MGE Buttons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656502
Just give me a lamia with normal hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656497
I didn't know he was THAT into Nintendo at all, though.
I bet he liked Other M.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey anon. Don't mind me, just lazing around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656506
Who the fuck knows.

At the very least, I know he adores Mario Kart, Smash Bros, and above all else, Dragon Quest.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys feel about Retarded Dragon girls?
Please don't bully my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656510
Dragon Quest is a no brainer, but Mario Kart? Christ, it's just so weird.
Like, Diabetus appearing on Slowbeef's playthrough of TH14 and going on about the Mario cannon weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656515

Wurms are pretty cute, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656517
>Wurms are retarded
You're cruisin' for a pelvis bruisin' sonny-boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656517
But she's not a wurm. She has six limbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656494
>preferring a shitty scaly sausage over smooth, shapely legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656518

I meant it in a good way, you know. I think it's very charming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656515
I prefer my Dragon girls slightly tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656523
Oh yeah? We'll that's... ovutastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656521
Why are you even here, bitch-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656521

>I have never touched a snake in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656427
Then why not learn to love monster girl feet?
>SalamanderFootjob.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656528
>finding snakes attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656525
Well I prefer my dragon girls slightly- well umm-
>tfw I can't properly describe my waifu with out insulting her intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656528
It's so silly, right?
I bet it's all the pop culture dragons going on about "Scales harder than steel!", and it's all that common idiots know.

I'd probably be no better if I hadn't had the good fortune to have been in a Kindergarten class that hired one of those Animal Tamer Dudes who come and let little kids pet and examine the animals they care for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656531
>lizard footjobs
Fuck off, we don't talk about shit like that here.
Head back to your den of furries and animal fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656535
>tfw
I am the cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

All this bitching needs to stop! Look! Look what I can do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656535
Smart girls are cute, anon. But I'm glad the slower Dragons also have someone that loves them~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656536
However nice it may feel, it looks hideous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656536
>pop culture Dragons
Different guy here:
First off, fuck you.
Second off, I have actually touched a snake before. It's pretty nice to touch the scales of a snake, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656533

>NOT finding snakes attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656541
Give me a boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656545
Yes. Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656547
N-no... I meant... onii-chan, is there something alive in your pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656525
This guy knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656543

For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656541
It will take more than a photo to stop people from arguing.
Someone turn on the Janet Signal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656525
I prefer meek and fluffy lightning Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dry winter's day
>Everything is giving you nasty static shocks
>Suddenly fluffy waifu appears, whirling all her tails like a fluffy cyclone
>While shuffling her feet across the carpet
>Shock hits you like a tazer
>She has her way with you, but unfortunately she's got problems
>Every time her tails brush something a jolt snaps between her pussy and your dick

Would one need to run humidifiers constantly in their home to avoid the perils of fluffy and dry in the cold winter months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656558
Is she gonna zap your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656563
Man up. That's nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGE setting features mindbreak, corruption, NTR, gay shit, gender bender, actual furry and bestiality shit and you're not even allowed to like monster girls the way you want because MAMONO MANA makes you get a boner from the monster parts whether you like it or not
Can we just ignore anything produced by this man forever? Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656542
I'm head over heels for her. I don't think I can ever leave her if I ever found myself by her side. Sadly I will never be with her.
Well, see you guys later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656569
No. The art is neat.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be willing to date a yandere if she were your childhood friend who went crazy after years of waiting for you to return for her?

Keep in mind that whenever she isn't suspecting you of cheating she'll　become the most devoted and loving wife there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656573
>yandere
No. She needs therapy and medication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656564
Probably.
But damn it, it's the best of both worlds! Scales and Fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656573
Can i headbutt her when she's being a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656564
How painful would the zaps be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656573
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656569
>bestiality
Technically all of it is bestiality since you're porking something that isn't the same species as you.
But no, we shouldn't ignore him and only bitch about his bad qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656573
>whenever she isn't suspecting you of cheating
That would depend a lot on what would make her harbor such suspicions.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your thunderbirds?
Ecstasy inducing electric stimulation? Agonizing shock torture? Somewhere in between?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656582
Depends on the age.
If they're young, it will be akin to a Wurm acquiring electricity from the floor and shocking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656584
No, I mean ACTUAL bestiality
Some monster girls will use magic to turn you into an uncontrollably horny animal and make you fuck them.
It's in the setting material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656594
Where the fuck did it say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656582
Which part do the zaps come out of? Is this gonna be like horafying like that urethra zapper vibrator that was posted about once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656396
YES!!! please do drunken-druganon
>I will roll a blunt just for you bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656393
>>12656395
SHE'S REAL GUYS! I MET HER BEFORE! I just didn't have a camera with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656596
Maybe her fluff?
>Anon touching fluffy tail
>His hair is standing on end

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656595
Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw find both the human and monster features of monster girls hot, but that's too close to furry/bestiality for the monster girl guys
>but I don't feel attracted to or aroused by furries or animals
>tfw shunned by everyone

[Anonymous No.]

On the night after your wedding, you found out that your waifu is secretly a masochist and she wants you to hit her hard during coitus.
Will you comply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656604
Holy hell, it's true. It's not the worst thing to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656506
>hard woman
>cheshire
okay everybody don't panic, but I can't find my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656611
As long as it doesn't get beyond slapping, spanking, and pet play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656611
What if the guy is a masochist too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656615
What about choking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656506
>guts woman
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656618
You haven't watched those Megaman cartoons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656617
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656619
Not him.
From the 90's? I can''t remember that far back. Too much head trauma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656611
totally, she's my wife, she's gonna put up with my bullshit, so I might as well comply to her fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656621
Fair enough I suppose..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656616
You both exchange turns, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656626
>Wife is spanking and bullying her husband while he's in a gimp suit
>"When's it gonna be my turn?!"

>>12656623
From what? Drugs? Headbutting garbage trucks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656628
IED's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656610
I'm fine with whatever people like.

Hell, I usually discover new fetishes by talking to people about theirs.

Though admittedly I like a lot of kemono stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656630
Desert Storm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656630
And child abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the consensus on how we're allowed to like the monster girls' inhuman bits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656634
I highly doubt my waifu and I are of the same species. Different planets, different evolutionary paths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656634
Nothing wrong with it, so long as you love the person they're attached to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656632
>Desert Storm
>IED's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656600
Geez anon, you're as gullible as an Elf! Now show her to her new classroom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656634
There isn't a problem with it. It's just some normalfags bitching as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656637
>waifuing an alien
What kind of alien? Ctarl-Ctarl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656640
I've been drinking. Cut me some slack.
Those Oni at the local bar do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656634
You can't like anything unless I give you explicit permission. You like something like scales or paws? Too fucking bad, you're wrong. I'm right.

You're only allowed to like their purely human parts. Anything else must be ignored and avoided at all costs.

No pawjobs
No tailjobs
No purrjobs
No lamia hugs
No fluffy cuddles
No ear touching
No tail touching
No wing jobs
No feather jobs
No rubbing of fur or scales
No femdom
No switches

Got it? Good. Now enjoy your stay in the most vanilla thread ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656642
>MY GOD! PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!
>RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
To be honest, there are many more of those kinds of people as of late. Anyone else seeing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656634
I thought all of us agreed that it should be something between about 15% to 40%?

[Anonymous No.]

What's an acceptable length for a story update?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656646
Yes, there was a bit of a shitstorm last night because of it. The crusaders are upon us man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656645
>no feather jobs
What is this, a Concentration Camp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656642
Even if you want them on your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656652
12 pages on word max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656652
It actually doesn't matter too much.
Alp and Chowder are both very short, while others are fairly lengthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656646
Yes. I don't know if it is the fact that there are more normalfags now or is some type of bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656652
We don't want to pressure a writer, he should go with his own flow in order to come up with a satisfying story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656652
Well, that all depends on how your story is paced, really. I usually just stop when I figure I've got a decent bit written and the story's at a good stopping point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656658
That is, on Word.
>>12656659
>Alp
I used to make chapters that were three times longer. I wish I could now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656652
Whatever you, as the author, feel is appropriate.

>>12656655
That's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656643
Her people were created in the image of their gods. She's definitely not human and probably not compatible with us, genetically. Even then, I still love her.
>>12656644
Only way I can sleep now is to drink myself to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656660
It's very likely that it's bait, but still possible that it's normalfags coming in andruining traditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656663
I wish I could write as much for each chapter as I could for their first, as well as not noticing how Moose and I have similar ideas.
But oh wells.

[Anonymous No.]

So, has the druella hate subsided since the migration?
Don't you people have the urge to purge(no pun intended) her anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656664
>That's the point.
Well, I wouldn't say that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656670
Then again I could just put chapters together to make them longer, but then it would be longer between updates. Which is stupid, because I used to write those long chapters once a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656672
We're not AS inquisitive as we used to be.

>>12656665
That's depressing as hell, dawg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656674
We both know you'd be lying if you said you didn't want fluffy tails on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656672
Still not a fan, but whatever floats your [Spoiler]dick[/Spoiler].

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655880
You know what we'll never see?

Arachnotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656676
You can do that, yes.
But it's nice reading little shorts, and not having to trudge through numerous amount of text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656678
Never said that, just saying it's hardly the ONLY point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656684
So I shouldn't do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656681
Or Nessie and Bigfoot in picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656689
What would Nessie and Bigfoot be like as monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656692
Elusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656692
Ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656688
It's up to you.
Put thought into it and make a decision yourself, I can't tell you what to do.

>>12656692
A somewhat hairy and tall girl who likes to bumble around in foggy areas, and an aquatic Lamia/Dragon that's extremely shy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656672
I like corruption so I never hated her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656701
>I can't tell you what to do
Yes you can, I don't want to make a decision here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656701
>Lamia/Dragon
Quetzalcoatl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656701
>extremely shy
>Y-you want to take my picture?
>It'll cost you...
>I need about tree-fiddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656692
I hope Bigfoot girl would actually have small feet. Just as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656702
Corruption was a very good game, and Sakamoto shouldn't deny it in cannon.

>>12656703
Alp, try and do this yourself. Even I make big decisions without my best friend Jack around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656707
>not liking big feet
I bet you hate Troll too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656689
Arachnotaur is real though, big difference!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656714
How could anyone hate someone who smells likes moss and has mushrooms growing on their heads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656710
Fine, then I'll just keep doing what I've been doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656645
>No Lamia hugs
nigga you just went full retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656717
Alright then, go for it.
>posting that picture
You better not be stealing my thunder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656641
I'm getting tired of this particular elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656722
She's actually a giant mechanical spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656721
>your thunder
I don't see your name on it.
>>12656722
Edgy faggot, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656725
Seriously though, it's nice seeing others post them. the artist doesn't get enough love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656727
I'm sure the anime will increase their popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656728
Provided it doesn't cause a deluge of normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656729
And we don't have that now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656730
It would make it even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656730
#shotsfired

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656732
Don't be such a Debbie Downer, Negative Nancy. Always look on the bright side of life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656735
>Monty Python
You are definitely mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656730
A few of them is not the same than having half of the thread filled with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656737
Actually, I think this goes better with human stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

Does YOUR waifu know how insignificant she is on a cosmic scale, and yet how magnificent on the scale of your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656740
One anime that contains demons is not going to do that. Even an EMG anime wouldn't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656742
Probably, but I know she definitely has nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656750
This is a Christian image board silly, no nipples here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656753
>no sex
>no breasts
>no fun
Yup, Christian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

'Nother Rusalka update, in which a Tanuki asks for about tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.]

So, how 'bout them monster titties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656794
That picture reminds me, I wonder how many of us got snatched away during Halloween?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656797
Not me, but my shota friend was captured by some Anubis woman and another was sucked into his TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656799
>sucked into his TV
Gamemaster or Poltergeist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656800
Midnight channel.

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

Anon meets a delinquent dormouse.
Monorus draws a loli pharaoh, a holstaurus in salamander armour, a smiling cyclops, a loli Alice (MGQ), and a naked apron lilim.
Cute psycho kitsune suffering.
Monstergirl City repopulation commences.
Maritan draws a lovely Halloween lilim. Just ignore that pumpkin she's got.
Anon talks about how he fucked mud in the name of the gnome girl.
Hinezumi is announced as the new MG in the Encyclopaedia.
Werewolf biting.
Anon meets a wurm at the gym. Feelings ensue.
Someone draws a wight-apophis.
Kitsunes and kumihos. Know the difference, it could save your liver.
Gabby the dormouse meets Anon's jinko sister.
Caption Anon delivers a yandere lamia.
Commie and Nazi monstergirls invade the thread.
Anon talks about how he is a literal necrophile.
Lovely Orgasmic Succubi Sirens.
Matangos continue to be disliked.
/mgt/ talks about the ultimate tender love with an anubis, snowballing, and eating earwax.

As always, if you have some idea for writefags or drawfags to (hopefully) carry out, then I'll add it to: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
The fulfilled ideas list at http://pastebin.com/M0wsrQdk is looking a little short, but maybe it'll size up with time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656807
>Anon talks about how he is a literal necrophile.
Wait, what was this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656807
>Monorus draws a loli pharaoh, a holstaurus in salamander armour, a smiling cyclops, a loli Alice (MGQ), and a naked apron lilim.
I'm going to need links.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656807
Also, as always, thanks for your efforts, recap-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656815
Loli pharaoh >>12648086
Holst in armour >>12648141 (Coloured: >>12648279)
Smiling cyclops >>12648173
Loli Alice >>12648209
Lilim cook >>12648277 (Bromont's started cleaning and colouring it here: >>12648606)

>>12656814
Talked about here >>12653820 and here >>12653936.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656829
Dammit, I want to take that Holst for an adventure and make her into a true warrior... a mother of three!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656829
I wonder about the logistics of that. ITsn't it better to just burn her or something, rather than taking a literal corpse home with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656829
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656590

A little bit sadistic, yet caring, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656848
So Colonel Volgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656853

>Volgin
>Giving a shit about anyone's feelings

Kuwabara kuwabara, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656858
>>12656858
Didn't he care for Ivan/Raikov?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656861
Yes, he wanted to make Snake pay for "hurting Ivan".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656861

He grabbed his balls as a method of identifying the real Raikov, not because they had something, IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656866
See >>12656863
Volgin gets REALLY pissed off at you as well if you fight him with the Raikov mask on.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine dating a Sloth girl
>She gets up to take a shower
>Finishes
>'Tiiiiimmmmmeee tooooooo staaaaaart ttttttthheeee daaaaaay.'
>It's already night time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656881
Three toed sloths are notably more friendly than two toed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656881
>She's in the middle of the steps or doorway
>Pick her up to move her
>"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656890
>She's outside for a walk
>By the time she comes back it's been a whole week

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656848
But is she going to make you scream in pain, or in pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

Does the Book of Moo give a name for the act of breastfeeding while giving a handjob, or do we need to make up a name for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656905
Pleasure, since she's from KC's world.

>>12656907
Come up with one, and don't you fucking make a pun out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656908
>Come up with one
I'd rather not make anyone mad at me, because then I'd have to say "Don't have a Mad Cow", and then they'd go on a stampede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656912
Alright, buster, don't milk the puns now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656914
Why not? Is it making you horny?

[Anonymous No.]

There needs to be a Goddess of Love who wants to be BFFs with Hathor because Love and Fertility are fairly related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656916
Alphrodite, the flat Alp deity who wants to enter phase 3, have babies and get big mammaries to feed them with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656881
>>12656890
>>12656892
>Sloth girl has breakfast
>Finishes it by dinner time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656916
We don't need to force more Donut Steels.

Just let it happen naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656915
No, but it certainly is mooving.

>>12656916
If there's a goddess of love, then there's gotta be a goddess of hate. They're two sides of the same coin, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656918
Yeah that might be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656919
>is unable to properly enjoy the hashbrowns, pancakes, and breakfast sausages I made for her because she ate so slowly
That's actually a little infuriating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656918
Horrible idea.
>>12656924
SameAlp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656921
Would they be twins for maximum Tsun Dere fun times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656908
I simply asked how you would prefer her personally, regardless of KC's canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656935
Personally, I'm not into being shocked outside of the whole rubbing your feet across the floor kind, but if I had to answer I'd go with pleasure.

>>12656933
I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

So it was supposed to have Wurmzilla fighting Ancient Egyptian Giant Golems. Well it doesn't! It has a CC Wurm breastfeeding and jerking off an edgy idiot and comedically mindbreaking him. You get cool fights in the next update. Sue me.

http://pastebin.com/Cvcqk0T1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656958
Alright, I chucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656963
Just say it's shit man, I can take it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656964
Oh please, pull yer head out of yer ass laddie. It's not great, but it's not bad.
I'll be heading to bed, keep writing or else a bunch of Jinko cubs will wreck your house and fall asleep on your bed in an adorable pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656966
I have a cat sleeping on that bed already, this is not going to end well.
Welp, back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656966
>yer
>laddie
I'll fix Alp up, but it'll cost you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656976
By fix do you mean turn into a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656979
If that's what you want. But I need about tree fiddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656983
>tree fiddy
God damn Loch Ness monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656985
Ladies and gentlemen, the hunt of the century is upon us! Whomsoever first hits the Loch Ness Monster with their harpoon gets about tree fiddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655839
I want to see a monstergirl freak out after seeing a man perform hara kiri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656995
How about an immortal man preforming suicidal things constantly?
>Blows his head off with a shotgun in front of her
>Glues his hands to his head and hangs himself with cheese-wire in front of her
>Drinks paint thinner in front of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656995
>Why? Why would you do such a thing?
>I wish he would have seen this...
>He said I was a stupid beast. But what is this if not stupidity?
Tree fiddy to whomsoever knows what I'm quoting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656928
>thinks you're a premature ejaculator because you fuck her so quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657001
>She doesn't even feel your ejaculation until the next morning.
>You're just sleeping when you hear an 'oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657007
I imagine the husband practically flying out of bed when she does that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657007
>until the next morning.
Too far. More like just after you come.
>Unf unf Sloth-chan YES! Ahn~
>Wwwwwhaaaaaat aaaaaareeeee yooouuuu doooiiiing...? Iiiiissssss thaaaaaat yoooouuuur peeeeniiiis iiiiinsiiiiiide meeee....?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656149
So an anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657023
Some of us are fit and relatively attractive you know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657015
>Rape a Sloth
>By the time she makes the report to the cops you are already back home
>During the sketch the cop falls asleep because the Sloth is taking too long to remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656996
Then it's lose it's effect, The point is death. Unless he gets off on her watching him suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657024
>garrus lizard laughing.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657025
>>Rape a Sloth
YES
>She doesn't even notice your dick inside her, just keeps watching TV
>Cum multiple times in all holes
>Leave the house with empty balls
>Hear a very slow scream of surprise from inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656466
>that torso

Did she get crushed like an accordion?

[Anonymous No.]

>Matango's book profile tones the transformation down into an incubus with a mushroom cap on his head
Do you still dislike her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657039
>mushroom cap
Can it be removed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656515
I wish death upon them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657041
It would be extremely painful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656541
>not sure if girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657045
Look at the crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656569
>gay shit

What, monstergirls infusing women with MM? That's just for transformation.

>furry
Kettoshi? I don't think we'll see those anyway.

>bestiality

Okay, WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657043
UUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656573
Can I chop her like that chuuni eyepatch girl when she's being a cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

I love hugs, cuddlefucking and fluffiness.
What's the monster girl for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656569
>NTR
Go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656590
The first one.

>>12656617
Gentle choking, rough only during orgasm.

>>12656645
I want to fight you. Bare knuckles. No tapping out. We go until one cannot stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657062

Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657062
Roar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657062
Probably yeti. A loving werewolf might fit that too, or a weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657062

Yeti is the girl for you, my mang. Welcome to the club, here's your complimentary cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657041
TELL ME ABOUT THE MATANGO WHY DOES IT WEAR THE CAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656672
I never hated her, her methods can be a bit hard to swallow but, whatever.

I love her coloration, that skin looks so smooth. I want her to leglock me while I cum and thrust into her, wearing those shoes of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657076
You mean YOU'D be wearing her shoes? Damn pervert...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657058
It would be emotionally painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657069
She looks a bit odd. Plus, with the riddles and stuff it makes me imagine a fight for sexual dominance, and I'd like something more equal.
>>12657070
But with a werewolf you get a whole pack at once, no? Can't imagine too much intimacy with that.
>>12657071
She's cute. What's her personality like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657082
If I has a picture of a lonely Sphinx shivering in the cold, desert night, I'd post it just to make you feel bad for not even giving her a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656672
Good, but not great.

>>12657082
>But with a werewolf you get a whole pack at once, no?
I don't know. Do you?

[Anonymous No.]

Would any Monstergirl hold prejudice against a man who got infected, but managed to fully recover from a Matango cap due to some miracle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657049
Too dark. This is why girls with breasts are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657090
A phase 2 Alp is doing a handstand to impress you and you talk about boobs? That'll make her proper depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657082

>What's her personality like?

Quoting an Anon from last thread:

>dat brown skin and white hair/fur contrast
>dat cuddly appearance, but with very subtle muscle tone betraying her sheer strength
>affectionate as fuck, loves cuddling more than anything, saves lives as a hobby, but is also sexually aggressive and assertive
>dat fluffy
>dat warmth
>cute paws for top tier hugs and pawjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657079
This joke? She'd be wearing the shoes. Clothed sex gets me going like nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657080
Well good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655880
>sleeping
>with pants on
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657100

>She will never be forced to knock you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657094
Not my fault that flat chest is inferior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657104
Her breasts will never grow if you don't rub them, jerk!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone read the latest Spider and the Fly? That part where, Joe, was it? Tell his friend no woman would touch him after they find out he got raped by a monstergirl, would this be a thing? Why would women reject you after that?

>inb4 whocares about women

I just want to observe the implications/connotations of this. What if a man got raped but not kidnapped by a monstergirl. would he have to keep it a secret from the missus for fear of her leaving him? How would the relationship change? I want this as a story.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /mgt/, how does this writefag idea sound?

> MC wakes up in a house they don't recognize with a splitting headache
> remembers he went to a party out in the country with a friend, slowly begins to piece things together
> as he remembers his night, an MG he ended up spending the night with enters the room with a bloody mary and some water
> hijinks happen

I'm toying with making the MG a werewolf, partly to name the story Hair of the Dog, and partly for stoner wolfu bro's amusement

Yay, nay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657106
Quite frankly I don't get it. That's like kebab killing women for getting raped. Blaming the victim is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657100
>he doesn't freeball

Enjoy your torsion.

>>12657105
>Coming up behind her in the kitchen and grabbing her hips, pressing your crotch to her butt
>Blowing on her ear and tracing the back of her neck with your nose
>Bending her over the counter and grinding against her until she cums
>Taking her by the hand to the bedroom and sitting her on your lap, beginning your assault on her chest, muting her cute little protests
>"We're gonna do this every day until you get a set that can store how much I love you

STOP MAKING ME GAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657120
Will there be smut? Will she bring friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657106
Some MGs dislike boysluts in much the same way we complain bitterly about girlsluts. Nobody wants used goods. Especially not someone who just wants to get fucked up by some random MG.

Although I think admitting to getting raped would be a cause for sympathy and I doubt your waifu would disown you, unless you admitted to liking it. Maybe she'd be more reluctantly to be with you, but she knows it's not your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657123
>STOP MAKING ME GAY!
>a guy and a girl having sex is gay
Not this again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657127
> smut

Maybe? Depends on how the story plays out and how well I'm writing at the time

But beyond that, there will be other monsters at the party

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657122
What if there are fundamentalist MG versions of kebabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657136
Then we remove. Set phasers to "well done".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657122
>>12657122
In any country that isn't America, a raped woman is pretty much worthless. Now, men don't rape pregnant, but MGs do. What if 9 months later she shows up demanding you take responsibility? I can totally see this happening, MGs are cunts.

Damnit KC, you had a good thing going, why did you puss out so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657139
>Hair not blonde
>Fur not orange
>Suit not red

Did whoever color this even know who it was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657142
>any country that Isn't America
I'm not American, and we don't do the whole "oh noes, she's sullied and worthless" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657129
How could you not like it? MGs are made of sex.

>>12657130
This isn't that same argument, we're talking a girl who used to be a guy vs pegging, WHICH IS GAY! I wouldn't a stage 2 alp is what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657146
I thought her fur was supposed to be white? Siberian Jinko and all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657142
*men don't get rape pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657152
>a guy having sex with a girl is gay
Yes, you said that already, and I already expressed I don't want to hear it. I don't think anyone here wants to hear it. Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657150
Would you stay with her if she got pregnant and refused to abort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657154
She's just Russian. And most Siberian tigers look like regular Bengals anyway. White Bengals are more common than white Siberians and the white Siberians that do exist don't have stripes.

tldr:she's just a Russian tiger, she's orange

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657160
No, agreed she was white. Because she was to be exotic. You and your fancy-scmhancy facts won't change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657162
Nobody ever agreed on white. The only thing ever really agreed about was Russian tiger IN SPACE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657095
That definitely sounds adorable. Bit iffy about "pawjobs" though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657165
No, we did talk about it and that her fur should be white. Whether you were around or not doesn't change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657171

You don't gotta worry about a thing, mang. If you're not into pawjobs, she'd be cool with it, Yetis are chill like that.

All she ever needs is your love and hugs. Lots and lots of hugs. Other than that, you're free to choose how to roll with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657176
Just remember how abominable they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657176
Not saying I'm not into it, I like the paws, but I'm just having trouble imagining how it'd work. Her paws are pretty huge, which works for hugs, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657172
Please. It's not even agreed if Kapitan is a cool guy or a pussy, if she has a sister, who are the crewmates on the rest of the ship, if their home port is monstergirl station, or if she's even a real space tiger or part of some space opera franchise.

You sound like that guy who was harping about his fox moon goddess that failed to gain traction awhile back saying consensus this or that when it's like one or two other people you were talking to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656958
>doing a sales pitch while some poor guy is being violated
Truly a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657183
But I'm not that guy. None of the things you said had anything at all to do with what I said. And I propose here and now that the ship should have a nasty drunk Oni sergeant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657185
>poor guy
Getting showered with the affections of a sexually frustrated Wurm CC is not something that warrants the moniker "poor guy". He's more like a lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657187
>Sergeant
>On a civy ship

Captain isn't always a military rank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657193
So the "little ensign" Anya talked to in some of the greentexts isn't a military man either? Are you just trying to pick a fight with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657157
How about you fuck off? You didn't have to reply to me, and you're the one who brought up alps, you fucking mong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657152
Sure, but that's not something you'd tell your waifu.

>What? You like being forced tongue-deep into some random oni thug's pussy in a dark alley? You want to have your mouth stuffed full with V and swallow some stranger's cumjuice, some lowlife who's just using your open mouth as her own personal sybian?
>And then, on top of that, just letting her use your virgin dick any way she wants, the dick that you promised only I would see?
>You like being squeezed dried and dumped, for any passerby to see you in disgrace, crumpled up in a pool of femcum?
>You filthy fucking whore.

Some things you have to keep to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657189
How is getting severe psychological scarring lucky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657197
Nuh-huh, I told you to fuck off first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657205
He has a happy married life to look forward to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657082
>But with a werewolf you get a whole pack at once, no?
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657206
What a cute lolibus. I'd like to make a daughteru like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657227
She looks like she's Lisa Simspon level insufferable besserwisser though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657206
>>12657227
Devils don't get enough love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657231
>not wanting a nerdy daughteru
Unrefined taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657206
Are you 5?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657208
Heh.

>No matter where you run to you'll never escape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657241
I don't mind nerds. But I don't want to deal with all that activism and nagging and all the protests against Baby Selkie Clubbing.
>>12657246
I know you are, but what am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657180
I mean, it's just, how would she do it? Her paws would be really big compared to my dick, which is kind of hot in itself I guess but it'd be awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657251
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657265
Oh yeah? Well I'm rubber, you're glue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656471
Some people made a version of the mantis profile picture without the blush, because it didn't mesh with her description (i.e. emotionless until dicked). They didn't present it as being the original version but KC lost his shit over it, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656075
I want to cuddle on the couch with my reptilian waifu, with her being the big spoon, as we drink hot chocolate and play Nintendo 64 games together, and cuddle and say lovey dovey crap to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657287
Getting ready for winter with a reptilian must be exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

I know CYOAs are popular around here and everything, but does anyone do branching plotlines taking into account all of the other choices? As in a self-contained pastebin story.

I'm thinking of doing a VN styled college dating sim thing that's less like a spontaneous consensus-generated greentext, and more like an interactive story where everything is determined in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657294
I think Vengeance is like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656075

If by winter you mean summer, then no.

Summer's coming up next, and I fucking hate summer.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello friends.
Trader Anon here.
While slowly climbing through writer's block I decided to finally ask you guys on an idea I had.
This idea had been floating around some time in my head and had originally planned to ask if/when I finished the original story but since the move happened there's new faces to meet and also I wanted to get back to before I went full shounen and full personal fetish Here's what I propose.
Back when I started the adventure we had two choices between Sorn the Mountainous/Farm/forest region and Arn, the Ocean/Island/Necrotic region.
I was thinking we do a secondary story taking place in Arn, from the start, taking away hand to hand combat option because it would be boring, and giving option selects to which story to continue when I feel in the mood to write.
What do you all say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657297
I am curious. What would this story be about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657295

The extra ends are going to be fun when they're all finally finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657303
And people still say we could never make a VN if we tried.
Not that we'd bother to try, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657302
Well if you don't know I started a CYOA about a Merchant whose goal is to make money, get monster girls and beat the shit out of people to get monster girls, dosh and cause they looked at him funny.
This would be the same, cept in a more ocean setting and with different combat style

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657303
Is the Chemical Love ending the one where the Viper girl wins?

I always wanted her to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657314
I know about the CYOA, and I was there until the end. And I forgave you.
>more ocean setting
Argh, matey? Whatever, let's see it then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657316

Chemical Love was where June mindbreaks the MC with her venom and wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657306
>we
Operative word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656069
>>12656077

someone please draw this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657323
I don't know what you're trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657317
>argh matey
Yes
Exactly what will happen.
Also I'll probably have islands with more extreme climates such as deserts, tropical islands and Isles of the Damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657326
So kinda like One Piece, where some islands have 17th century tech, others have fucking robots and others still have dinosaurs living on them? Nice. I am officially hyped now. Just don't fatten up any spiders. You can fatten up as many cows as you want, I agree with your right to express yourself to that extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657320
Good, I always felt sorry for her. Can't wait for that ending.

June did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657325
Why do I find those scaly legs so sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657343
Because you have good taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657332
I will actively try to avoid it this time because last time it condemned me so fucking hard last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657346
I already forgave you, like I said. It's not like I don't write my own fetishes into my stories. Hell, that's why I got into writefagging in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657343
Because they're smooth and sleek, like great legs are, but just in a different way. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657325
People from around here have tried, but for whatever reasons those imploded as surely as the routine shitposting in threads. Foundation isn't very good for group efforts to form in ad-hoc.

Someone working alone could fill out the literary structure and do it by their own accord like that image, but people stick to basically single route stories, so it never becomes a thing to consider. Or if they do consider it, the value doesn't weigh up against just doing entirely different, traditional one-track stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657350
you did, but the like the 3 other people who followed me didn't.
Then it ended up where I kept getting ties and could never write, made worse when everyone started posting their CYOAs on Pastebins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657353
I like her feet too.
Really, the only exotic feature of hers I don't find sexy are the horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657355
Leave the ghosts of the past behind and embrace this new opportunity man! I support you with every sinew in my spadetail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657360
Go away vile succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657346
Wait, what's this about 'fattening up' shit? Did someone write a story about that kind of stuff with Monster girls? Weight Gain is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657359
You don't like her horns?
>>12657362
I'm not that far yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657333
I want to see more of her too. Her suffering was the best, since she was such a gigantic bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

The only good succubutt is a loved succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657366
Her horns are cute, they're just not appealing in a sexual manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657371
Well... I don't think they should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657367
Please do not bully the snake further. Her suffering was 2suffer4me. I just want to see her happy ending where she mindbreaks the protag with her venom and lives happily ever after with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657303
> tfw no Love Trisha ending
Life is truly suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657376
That chart only goes up to the hospital IIRC. It's uncharted waters in the current route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657376
She had her chance, she could have prevented all of this and I hope YBA will explore all the delicious psychological anguish as the realization sinks in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657364
During my original Trader CYOA our first live in girl was a Hol with an appetite, which people voted on and agreed to appease.
Later I introduced an Arachnee to the house and gave the option between her getting swole and her getting fat along with the cow, that won and suddenly I became Hitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657396
I voted for the spider to get fit, and didn't like what happened, but it's not my right to challenge democracy. I got over it. It's a shame that thing never got finished.
But now we have timber shivering and booty plundering to look forward to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657374
I couldn't help but enjoy her suffering. Sure, the other girls went along with ostracizing the MC, but June was a cunt beyond that all on her own initiative.
Though I found it funny how similar she was to the MC in many regards.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the cringiest thing you've ever seen posted on /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657366
There's nothing wrong with the horns themselves, but I think the way the skin just kinda transitions into them looks incredibly creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657400
It could get finished, I just wanted a fresh start to get some more people in post move and to get back to basics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657413
Yes, start fresh. That's for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657400
>booty plundering
>image of Lakis
I don't like those implications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657388
True, but there's too many girls involved at that point. I just want to see Trish tell her sister to fuck off early in the story and end up with the MC like the Love Nina route. Highly unlikely, but after reading all the shit they've both been through, that idea has my sympathyboner raging.

>>12657391
That's my point, I'd love to see her woman-up and do something when she DID have that chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657421
How many scenes with anal stimulation did she have again? 4 or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657421
I don't have any more pictures of pirate MGs. If I had, I'd post ones that didn't have tentacles so the people who got offended over that kind of thing wouldn't have to go on their crusades again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657396
L-Link to this please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657426
Roughly. And it seems to run in the family too, since Vera's tentacles tend to wiggle their way into orifices where they have no place being too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657408
My own borderline furry, wolfaboo-esque fluffy appreciation posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657446
>where they have no place being
But it feels so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657408
not sure if this was in here or the days of /a/, but image related

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657453
That actually impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657453
>I'm disabling my extensions just so I can reply to this.

I see no advantage to having an extension that prevents you from posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657446
I wasn't complaining, you know.
The thought of her body against mine, sensually embracing one another, and one of her tentacles slowly sliding in and out, gently massaging my prostate at the apex of each thrust... yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657450
To each his own I guess. While I might make concessions about my ass, my urethra is strictly for outgoing traffic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657446
I think she only had one anal scene and one where she stuck the tip of one of her tentacles in your urethra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657465
Yeah, I'm not into the whole sounding business either, but anal stimulation is A-OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657460
Possibly around when 4chan did some update shit that broke all the X extensions. I think thread updating and backlink tracking worked, but reply window was broken. Browsing without 4chanX was horafying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657443
http://pastebin.com/RktrTNvW
It's a long read to get to it though, and my writing isn't exactly top notch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657297
>Ocean
>Island
>Necrotic
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

What was your favorite CYOA ever written on /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656563
This made me laugh.

Then I stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone object to me starting our trip to UMI DA here, we're already past post limit anyway and I have no intentions to post any images, and I'll just strawpoll the votes anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657494
Go right ahead then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657488
I came around the time when Dagura was being written.
So that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657453
Noise
IRL matangos
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657427
The do your own legwork and get more, and maybe refrain from using the phrase booty plundering with suspect MGs peggingfaggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657503
Dhampirs look like swashbucklers, so I'll post one and say that it's time to shiver timbers and plunder booty, yo-ho-ho!
Now you can assume that it means I want a Dhampir to peg me all you want, but that's not going to change the fact at it's a reference to stereotypical pirate activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655928
>>12655917
I realise it isn't exactly a normal creature,but I'd give a lot to see an anatomical cros section of this monstergirl.

Hell,I'd settle for a bio like Okayado does explaining about the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657506
Y'know, somehow, it never clicked to me before that that Dhampir is wearing dem booty shorts.

I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657408
Koala noses

>>12657469
No it's not, not here at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657506
I'd plunder Dhampir booty, provided I didn't get my timbers shivered while buckling swash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657509
A-OK for me, sorry.
I really never understood the big issue people take with it but if it offends people here I'll just refrain from mentioning it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655983
>Not buying the download editions

You have no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657408
The roleplay, broken english stuff from foreigners, and Commercial-kuns stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657506
Knigga, even if that wasn't bait where you're intentionally fucking stuff up, the phrasing is all wrong.

Plunder booty doesn't even make sense in context because taken the way you're trying to sell it means you're stealing from your own loot. There's only one way where that phrase makes sense and it's the way that makes people go apeshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657509
>>12657509
I respect that others enjoy having butt fun with their waifus that I might not approve of.

As long as they don't forget the monstergirl part, I'm cool with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657523
It begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657523
That's kind of cute, in an erotic way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655578
After the snu-snu, the kid gets a Direwolf waifu and a complimentary "MATES 4 LYFE" t-shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657408
Probably pedo-necro dude from the last thread.

I mean, I've read some fucked up shit in the past and not batted an eye at it, but Jesus, some details could have been spared

Strange how things affect you differently when your siblings start having kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657519
It doesn't need to make sense you silly, it's all about getting in the proper mood! You're interpreting it the way you are because YOU associate it with butt-stuff. That's on you, not me. Look at that Dhampir. What part of her makes you think she's going to put anything up my ass? The sword? Really? Is that really what you think when you look at that picture and hear that phrase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657511
Gold star for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657536
I'm not a jew, you prick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657532
It's the details that show the love, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657533
Keep baiting. You know exactly what you're doing, just trying to hide it under a veneer of false cuteness and victim complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657529
>MATES 4 LYFE
I wonder what would happen if he wore that at school the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657519
It means they're gonna have a rousing adventure like a pair or amorous Errol Flynns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657532
I don't know about you but my sister is about to have a kid and that guy didn't affect me in that way. It was just really fucked up but pretty on par for 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657533
Not him, but you used the phrase with a Kraken. You have no one to blame but yourself for the shit you got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657523
I love her hairstyle. Absolutely cute.
More lamia girl with his hairstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657541
>victim complex
Well you ARE the person who keeps picking fights and falling for the bait... maybe you should brace the foreyard and prepare to be boarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657549
>girls*
Sheesh, I made it look like English isn't my first language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657536
I don't know where that came from.

>>12657523
Can you acknowledge that you're a minority and keep it to yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657543
Constant stink-eye from his teachers probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657552
Fuck you troll.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay here we go, the return of Trader CYOA

You had decided to head East towards Arn, the Coast city. During your travels you noticed the lack of dry land, as water was seemingly everywhere on the road to the capital city. Within the hour you had already gone over two bridges that crossed over strong raging rivers and soon reached third, this one going over a large lake. As your horses drew your carriage across the stone you heard splashing and looked around, peering over the side and clearly seeing waves on the surface. More splashes filled your ears as you got off the carriage and peered over the bridge, in the reflections of the water you saw short blue fish like creatures, could these be sahagins? You've heard stories about them but never seen them. They crawled from under the bridge, gurgling and pointing spears and tridents at you, and clearly eying your carriage. You needed to act fast and grab a weapon from the bags before they can steal everything.
http://strawpoll.me/2921832

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657552
>This proof of troll lying about not having pirate MG pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657555
Why?
Cause they were eyin' the Red Riding Shota, and are mad that some Big Bad Hussie got him first?

Or in the case of male (Magic) teachers, that some shota got laid before them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657538
Where did that come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657554
>Can you acknowledge that you're a minority and keep it to yourself?

I'm not even into it. I just don't see why you have to get so flustered over it when there are monstergirls with butt stuff pretty much built in.

Should kraken and scylla lovers not have the right to be probed by their waifus?

As long as they don't shitpost about it there really isn't a reason to get angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657562
Anon, I know you're mad, but seriously, if he said anything about booty plundering with a picture of a Cheshire, you'd be calling him a futafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657549
I agree anon.
Shot hair a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657563
>Or in the case of male (Magic) teachers
I don't think the resident Wizards would give a shit.

But I do suspect that some of the MG teachers/Cakes would be quite bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657523
Why is she even putting her tail in his ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657538
Hes not your prick, cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657569
Wow, fucking SHORT hair.

Apparently you're not the only one with spelling issues this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657565
>when there are monstergirls with butt stuff pretty much built in
Who's saying that those monster girls come with butt stuff "built in"?
>Should kraken and scylla lovers not have the right to be probed by their waifus?
That's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657571

>inb4 male ejaculation button

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657532
Just remember that he's always here. Just like Cousinpanties-fapper-kun. You never know which posts are by those people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657567
>He does it two days in a row with a krakken on purpose
>Lies about the rest
>Booty plundering isn't even a proper pirate phrase
You're blind if you can't see it's a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657579
>Cousinpanties-fapper-kun
I liked that guy.
>>12657582
I don't think he started as one, but I'm not going to pretend he didn't start trolling because you keep reacting. See>>12657552
That's true. If you shut up, he'll shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657576
Well anon, it looks like you're just deadset on being hateful.

>>12657571
Young and excited lamia thrashing her tail as she tries her best to wrap it around her lover. Doesn't even notice as it shoots up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657563
I think in the MG universe, virgin wizards kind of have to go out of their way to not get laid.

You know, with shit like Ushi-Oni and just regular Oni running around, things that just don't take "no" for an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657565
Please anon, just stop.

Don't get me wrong, I'd side with you, I think it's all fine and dandy. But there are so many people on here who have such a knee-jerk hate-filled reaction to it, and it's just not worth the shitstorm.

There'll be a rare time when they're not on, and some brief chatting about it can be done peacefully, but if the first comments you get regarding the subject are like this, then it's best to just drop it, for the sake of everyone's sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657564
It was a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657584
>You
This is only my second post in the whole conversation. There's a lot more than one guy telling him to get lost, no matter how mush he pretends otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657589
Yeah you're probably right.

In the end, shitposting in the name of thread quality can't end well no matter who does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657516

>Commercial-kun

I agree. Enough is enough, it was good for a while but it's milked dry by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657565
>>12657586

There is no point to having this discussion for the millionth time. It doesn't matter that you can't see why, it's the way it is. Just like you wouldn't post guro outside of /b/, you don't post pegging and the other unwanted fetishes here. And BTW, it's not ME, it's the majority of the thread, learn the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657592
Yes recently-returned-from-long-absence-kun. You need to stop with all the "I don't see a problem here." stuff until you've been back awhile longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657596
What "other unwanted fetishes"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657591
And? Just letting it go would solve the problem. Every post you engage him with is only more fuel to the fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657584
>I liked that guy.
I'm gonna stay at my sister's house for a few days soon. Boy, do I need to save up some jizz. It's even on weekdays so hopefully I have the place all to myself for a few hours each day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657603
Please, oh please tell us how it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657582
And you and everyone else who got phanny-flustered and responded to the guy is a tard

This is the same damn argument we've had for years, someone says some minor joke, and cause you got a stick up your ass about anything that doesn't appeal to a normalfag like yourself you just HAVE to respond and throw a fit, ruining everyone's day.

>>12657589
This guy has the right idea, since both sides clearly cannot be responsible when talking, we may as well fucking drop it and move on to something else

God forbid people enjoy monster girls in their own way, for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657601
>Just letting it go would solve the problem.
You sure weren't here for Nega were you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657596
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657596
>not ME, it's the majority
How did you come to this conclusion? Another strawpoll? I sure don't mind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657606
I'll bet you tree fiddy that if you stop bitching about booty plundering, the posts about it will stop too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657560
>all these would be wizards
Come on guys, if you pick the staff you can't ever have sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657604
Sure, sure. I'm sure there will be some mother-daughter toothbrush action at the very least. Hopefully I finally remember to sniff and/or taste my niece's panties. Maybe I'll even come up with something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657605
>This is the same damn argument we've had for years, someone says some minor joke, and cause you got a stick up your ass about anything that doesn't appeal to a normalfag like yourself you just HAVE to respond and throw a fit, ruining everyone's day.

The person who starts that shit in the first place is the one who ruins everyone's day mudbrain. It's not a little joke, it's kicking over the anthill on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657600
This is bait. I you're new, lurk the fuck more.

>>12657607
This was never funny, fuck off.

>>12657608
Oh I don't know, the fact that for a million and one threads, the second those fetishes are mentioned a fight breaks out, and being told to fuck off a billion times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657612
>something new
This is how humanity moved from eating caterpillars and running away from lions to hunting woolly mammoths and ended up crossbreeding with the Neanderthals. You represent that spirit anon, you are a true pioneer! A trailblazer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657609
Oh you mean like yesterday? And how it's right back to the same thing today. And probably tomorrow too. And how that's never worked in the past with other people who did the same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657619
I can guarantee you, you won't hear about booty plundering anymore, but only if you just shut up first.

[Anonymous No.]

And I just woke up hoping the thread wouldn't descend into shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657621
Just like we never heard about futa if we just ignored it back on /a/, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657615
>can't handle pegging or difference of opinion
>not complaining about NTR, wanton rape, alps, and all the other shit we let fly in this thread
>pretends that 'majority' backs up his opinion because he can't be man enough to stand for himself
You must be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657622
I'm glad I'm going to work now. Hopefully this won't last too much longer for the rest of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656257
Paint mixers from Lowes are the best for this kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657621
I didn't even say anything about it this time or last time until long after the shitstorm started. Don't talk to me like it's one person.

And you're either naive or the person starting it. If you're the person starting it and you give half a damn about not starting shitstorms then just don't start them in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657618
The best thing I can imagine would be to fap into my niece's mouth while she sleeps, but that's hella scary. What if she wakes up? I'm gonna have to keep it more pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657614
Are you seriously THAT fucking blind? He makes the post, a couple folks might laugh or ignore it, like normal, and it wouldn't go anywhere. It's YOU that responds and starts the whole fucking process snowballing. God damn, if I didn't know any better I'd say your backseat modding at this point

God damn, let's just fucking drop this shit and spare Janet a headache. No one wins or is right in these fucking arguments, anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657615
>the second those fetishes are mentioned a fight breaks out

It doesn't count if you're the one causing the fighting Anon. which you are.

There's nothing wrong with shitposting, but don't try to hide behind "It's the majority opinion!" When in reality you're just a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

So is it okay for Harpies to talk about pirate things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657624
Sure, let's go with that you worthless troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657624
There's a difference between fetishes and just being a faggot or animal fucker in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look Bitch-kun is here, there goes the thread, He even replies to his own posts to make it seem like it is more than just him.

Where are you Janet?

>>12657622
Yes, I agree I had hoped it wouldn't descend to crap either.

Lets talk about MGs and ignore his inflammatory posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657622
Let's talk about something else then.

I know it's selfish, but Tell me what you think of >>12655634.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657630
Because it's just me right? There's exactly one guy in these threads that doesn't like pegging. Funny how one man can derail a thread when the majority of the thread is into that fetish. I must be a god. Fuck you and fuck off, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657629
That's Bitch-kun that you are replying to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657639
Remember when you admitted nobody started bitching when you didn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657641
You are the dumbest faggot if you think it's one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657560
You ran to the cart and looked through the bags as the Sahagins lunged at you, you pull out a metal staff with a pinkish gem on top, you turn and block the attacks and push the fishmen away. They gurgle and surround you as you clench the staff. "Take this!"
You swing at them and hit one clean in the face, it's head twists in pain before it looks back at you, annoyed. They leap at you again and you swat as many as you can away before they tackle you to the ground. "Damn it dad! Why did you put a worthless weapon in the bag?"
The rest of the fish started to take things from the bag, food, weapons, jewels.
"Stop!" You shouted as they leaped off the bag, you clench the staff harder and tossed some off, and ran to the one carrying jewels.
"I won't let you take away what I've worked for!" You swing again, this time there was a glow from the gem, and once it collided with the Sahagin's face there was a small explosion. The creatures stopped and stepped back as the Sahagin you hit screeched in pain, it's cheek on fire. You were shocked and looked at the staff which had a small flame hovering above the crystal.
"Oh. That explains it." You say inspecting the staff closer. The Sahagins began to scattered with your things, you chased after as many as you could, hitting them with the small flame you conjured, but some were able to get away with some of your things into the lake.
http://strawpoll.me/2922104
(I am aware the previous poll is tied, I was already halfway done this post when I checked again. Apologies to those who wanted B&A to win. Also I am destined for ties)

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind seeing a great ship race with pirate monster girls and Charon trying to brave the seven seas to deliver their treasure in exchange for the ultimate prize: anon's virginity

Of course, the person who set up the event, pic related, already pegged anon and is looking forward to the riches of the soon to be sunken ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657637
Those are way too short to be letters, and now I'm creeped out.
>>12657649
You have failed me again.

[Anonymous No.]

Janet leaves the room for 2 minutes to bring some cookies for a snack break and you fags are already stirring up shit again.

This freaking Anon Daycare, man. Janet's gonna flip her shit once she comes back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657636
>>12657641
Are you keester crippled over the fact that people are tired of your "commercial" things? So you resort to calling them "Bitch-kun"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656463
>humans with knife ears
And inborn propensity for magic, and borderline-immortality, and different dental structure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657652
>Anon Daycare
Someone draw this already, geez.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't take it easy with all this arguing

Let's have a nice simple discussion: When swimming do you prefer your Monster Girls in a One Piece swimsuit or Two Piece?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657649
Are we going to be a Pirate Wizard now? Cause that's amazing if we're going to be Pirate Wizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657642
I'm afraid you have the wrong person. Funny that, being it's only one man who's against pegging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657656

One pieces are sexier in 2d land because of how they cling to the body without squashing curves like real ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657656
One piece swimsuits are the pinnacle of sexual clothing.

That particular picture is ruined because she lacks the white bar in the center with her name written out in hiragana. That's where you're supposed to cum.

[Anonymous No.]

For the peace and tranquility of the thread, Report and Ignore, folks. Responding just feeds him, and he'll respond to himself to make it look like the shit's still going on strong. Don't buy into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657652
Hey, don't look at me. I'm over outside in the sandbox, building castles with the anubis.

>>12657656
They both have their advantages. To me, it'd have to depend on the monstergirl herself and her personality. Throw me a random monstergirl, what her usual demeanour is, and I'll give you a preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657651
I waited a good 5 minutes for a vote, then started writing. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657656
All about the school swimsuit, my man. Those or one pieces

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657653
>tired of commercial anon

I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657628
One thing I could do is get one of those oral syringes, fap into it and inject the jizz into her mouth and/or other holes with. Still kinda scary, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657656
One Piece, all the way.
>>12657667
I forgive you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657659
Pirate Wizard or Wizard Pirate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657654
It's a shame that no-one has realized the Elves potential as pelviscerators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657650
I hope you die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657656
two piece, I think they look better on fox women

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657679
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657678
Or are we Pirating Wizard Pirates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657656
Two piece. They should look better on jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657686
And obviously a Pirating Wizard Pirate can make the ship fly, but can it dive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657679
I like the settings where they're batshit insane racial supremacists who enslave human boys.

Better than the whole "lol rape da elf" shit at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657656

Can a lamia even wear a one piece? What if she has a cloaca?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657656
Depends on body type, stacked girls obviously look better in a two piece, while less endowed but taught girls do better in a one piece, since it clings so deliciously to their bodies. So, I guess what I was trying to say was, YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657684
Physical and magical superiority to human women and humans in general.
>>12657691
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657532
>pedo-necro dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657691
Look at this alp, he wouldn't rape an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657692
>Has never read monster musume
Go get on that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657624
>NTR
What. I don't remember a single time when NTR "let fly" easily in here. It's always immediately booed or shoeed or both
>wanton rape
Nothing wrong with rape, it's the main theme of mgs.
>alps
Well, they count as mgs, so we can't do anything with that. But it's gayshit, I agree. Just like your pegging
>other shit
What shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657696
Do you have other "jp's healthy people" caps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657693
Fuck me

*taut

>>12657694
Oh yeah, I see your knife ears and cast the ultimate spell against them, ORK DICK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657656
WITCHI BITCHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657701
>gayshit
Anon, as the spokesperson for Alps in these threads I should point out to you that if a guy fucks an Alp that's in phase 2 or 3, it is literally heterosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657706
I want to bitch activity, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657707

Technically any alp at all is straight. If it's got a dick, it's an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657705
They see me Orcin'
They hatin'
They wanna catch me ridin' dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657701
Bury the hatchet nigga.
>>12657705
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657696

I saw this discussion last thread first hand and didn't feel surprised or disgusted, like, at all. Just indifferent.

I think I've been here too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657651
>Way too short
Damn. I felt that I should've lengthened them out, but anymore would've just been fluff.
>I'm creeped out
Wait, but why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657705
>ORK
Green Space Matangos don't have dongs, only dakka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657712
>technically
If we're talking about technicalities then pegging is completely heterosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657720
...because it's obviously some kind of evil spirit come to take her to the land of the dead? N-no? That wasn't what you were going for? It's not a trap by Apophis either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657726
Stop. Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657694
>Physical superiority
Since when are elves physically superior to humans? More agile and dexterous, sure, but they're supposed to be really scrawny compared to meaty humans. That's meant to be our sole advantage, aside from outbreeding and outnumbering them; Once we've closed the distance in battle we bat aside their daintily-held staves and wands to crush their tiny wizard skulls in with cold steel.
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657723
>every ork comes from the 40K universe.

>>12657715
Tried and true bitch, don't hate me cause I'm right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657707
I bet you think trannies are also "real man/woman', you libretard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657696
Proof that zombiefags are degenerate scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657726
Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657731
>Skyrim
>>12657735
Orc =/=Ork

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657692

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657730
No one had to mention alps either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657741
I don't care, NERD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657726
>starting this again
>when it's not even related to anything I said
Nope. Go fuck yourself with a big manly rubber toy penis...I mean dildo since apparently you like that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657736
Anon, I don't think you understand how Alps work. They literally turn into women, probably down to the fucking chromosomes. Because MAGIC.

[Anonymous No.]

We don't need another nuclear winter faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657743
Because two wrongs make a right.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, if you really want to post about pegging, just do it. Ignore the hate and just go on posting because you like it and because it's your thing. Being on the defensive only solidifies the idea that you're trying to mess with "sekrit club" culture. Don't be like the majority of futaposters who are actually just fags trying to start a fight, they don't actually like it. Since you like it, just go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657753
Don't encourage shitstorms buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657729
The idea was the boat he was returning home on sank
And he finally returned back by himself either by swimming home or lifeboat.
And when he finally saw the letters, he wrote back to her.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, I figured it out, it's all falling into place

Bitch-kun is Bourbon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657748
Why not a broken bottle, it's what he deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657753
Kill yourself faget

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657753
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657756
...suspicious. Not sure if true, or a clever ruse by a Rusalka hired by Grapesnake.
>>12657757
How does that make any sense? Bourbon was fun to be around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657757
>Bitch-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657757
Holy shit! It's all falling into place.

Pegging-kun is Negawalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657701
I also can't think of the other shit. Maybe he means bdsm? Or femdom? Although those have always been mg themes as well.

I just wanna talk about wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657768
Wurms who become Hathorites because they're gullible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657702
Not that I can recall.
>>12657719
You're succumbing to derealisation. You're supposed to feel -something- from material as provocative as that, since it plays upon strings human and deeply-ingrained.

>>12657748
>>12657758
>>12657760
>>12657762
Gods' sake - where are the janitors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657753
Nail on the head. Or rather, tail in the ass, am I right?

But if any mg should NOT allowed to do pegging it's the manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657766
I'm Spartacus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657774
>Needing to be gullible to enjoy big tits and warm milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657764
I suppose the way I left most of it to interpretation is to blame.
But then again that was the point I was trying to focus on, so it can't be helped.

I believe she will go to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657764
He's also bat-shit insane and throws a bitch fit the moment he smells anything he considers homo, a quick stop at the IRC will confirm that

And seriously, stop defending him, /ss/, he's a toxic person

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657649
You didn't want to lose a single item, you were raised to be able to sell anything, even a single apple could mean life and death to you. Taking your shirt and shoes off, and tying the staff to your back, you leap into the water after the Sahagins.
They swam towards an underwater cave, their hideout no doubt, and you swam as hard as you could with the staff on you. The empty handed Sahagins turned to face you and fly at you with their weapons. You take out the staff and focus as hard as you could, thinking of a flame, the water around the staff began to boil up as they drew closer. As they drew close you surrounded yourself in steam from the water evaporting. The Sahagins stopped as your swam past them. "Idiots."
Entering the cave you climbed out and saw the Sahagins placing the items in a pile, gurgling to each other. "Hey."
They turned to see you as you walked up smacking your staff against your palm. "I believe those belong to me."
They drew their weapons as you formed a flame, larger than the one before and pointed the staff. "Okay. Be that way."
The cave had flashes of orange spark inside now and then, before one man came out with bags. You swam topside and got back onto the bridge. As you opened you bags to put everything back into order you found a green object sitting inside a bag. A Frog Girl to be precise, she looked up and saw you and waved sheepishly. "H-Hi."
http://strawpoll.me/2922337

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657766
Holy shit! It's all falling into place.

Everyone in this thread are just Bob's multiple personalities!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657766
I'm Spartacus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657780
But Miss Happy has a will of her own!
>>12657782
You need to be gullible to join a religion and pay money to do something like that though.
>>12657785
>IRC
Ah, we'll I wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657780
>taildo

I guess you could try a lot of positions that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657757
Would that make those flinging shit at moose last thread was Bourbon too? I think he hates moose with a passion for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657774
>them hips
>them breasts
>that lactation

Hathor be praised!

Still, it's kinda meta if a monster girl can change monstergirls, don't you think so? What's next, succubi who rise into angels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657781
>>12657789
I'M SPARTICUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657793
>What's next, succubi who rise into angels?
I bet Demons can fall upwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657694
>People saving my posts

Also nobody will get that filename I used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657792
Calling Moose a guy writing an over long generic shounen with monstergirls is pretty fair. There was only one guy really blasting him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657791
>>12657790
But...barbs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657794
I am Spartacus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657796
They can if they cast a spell of Reverse Gravity on themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657798
I wanna see MGE Gnome wearing MGQ Gnome's clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657803
I'm sure she'd retract them for you

and I was thinking more tail-strapon, her bulb probably has way too much girth for you to handle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657787
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657777

>You're supposed to feel -something- from material as provocative as that

I've seen, read and heard so much crazy shit that I've reached a point where I just "meh" it out on everything even things like death. Other people have noticed it too.

Am I supposed to be worried? All I know is that I'm just caring less and less about things.

[Anonymous No.]

I see my nickname of Bitch-kun is catching on.

He is here everyday doing the same crap over and over

>>12657790
Would miss Happy have worn a muppet costume for Halloween?

"Now tell Miss Happy you like her costume"

[Anonymous No.]

I hate you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657813
Can you STOP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657819
He's a single person? You're the worst kind of faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657799
80+ does sound long. But isn't it divided into four stories so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657820
Anon, please.
I'm trying my best here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657820
Same. I even hate myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657825

It's divided into volumes, like an LN. It's all one story. They just fairly recently got the whole party together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657820
I love you, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657819
I think Miss Happy should be a tonberry.

Then on all night on Halloween she inches closer and closer to you, until she slips into your pants and latches on, sucking you completely dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657819
>Anybody who disagrees with you is samefag
You are the worst kind of faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657832
Wild ARMs 3 got the main cast together faster than Moose did.
I'm neutral about it, but just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone's being a jerk again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657844
You fucking liar. You don't even have wings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657845
This is exactly the kind of thing she meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657836
Tonberry
Why can I see that working so well, little battery powered lantern on his arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657844
>nigger succuslut
Ew,
Is this the worst combination ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657851
Do you have the rest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657857
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657857
Faggot please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657858
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657855
What could she dress as? the manticore, not ms Happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657786
"Well Hello to you. Any particular reason you're hiding in my bag of precious jewelry?"
"I wasn't stealing, I was just stowing away gero." She looked away as you lifted her up, she was fairly small and modest chested, but had an ass like no one's business.
"Pretty sure that's also a crime." You said carrying her to the front.
"I just wanted a ride to the city! Nothing else."
"Lucky for you that's where I'm heading."
"You're not mad?" You sat her down and climbed in and started the horses back up.
"Long as you didn't steal anything you're fine. You didn't steal anything did you?" She looked away and pressed her webbed index fingers together.
"Gimme your tongue." She opened up and you pulled her tongue out and pulled off a sapphire she had stuck to the bottom of it.
"You're a runaway aren't you? They're usually the kind that steals despite knowing it's wrong."
"You could tell huh? I ran away from my step dad cause he doesn't care about me at all, my mom is dead and I'm an only child."
"You still got your tail, how old are you?"
"15."
"That's young all right. So what do you plan on doing once you get town?"
"I dunno, I'm sure I can find work with the undersea exploration teams."
"Undersea Exploration?"
"You aren't from here I take it."
"Just got into the country."
"Well You'll find out." The trip became quiet as the sun began to set, at last you reached the city gates.
"Gero, guess this is where we split up. What's your name anyway?"
"Anonymous, but you can call me Anon."
"I'm Fran. You take care of yourself now." She leaped off the cart.
"Fran!" She turned around as you called out
http://strawpoll.me/2922473

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657844
>I can fly
How about testing the accuracy of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657851
Yeah well, who cares what she thinks, she's a hooligan. Look what she did to that floor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657818
I'd reached the same point four or years ago - an emotional rut. Not depressed, not angry, just apathetic about everything. I'd lurk /b/, ju8mping right into gore and snuff threads, anything to get a rise out myself. Even if it was disgust, sadness, or horror, it was still something.

I don't remember the point it happened, but somewhere in between I just learned to laugh.
Friend tearing their life apart with booze and loose women? Laugh.
Lose a weeks wages due to bad luck? Laugh.
Necropaedophile story? Laugh.
Do what you need to to stay on the rails, but get a laugh out of the shittiness of circumstance.

Even it's somewhat annoying to other people, even if they think you're a bit mad. at least you feeling something and express it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657865
But it didn't upload. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657865
THEN WHY ARENT YOU POSTING IT FAGGIT???

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657871

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657875
>spamming thread with similar pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657868
By lifting her up under the arms so you can throw and catch her repeatedly as she laughs?
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657874
Well aren't you just the nicest person in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657825

My real problem with it is the amount of plot armour Laven has. Also his personality is all over the place. One minute he's refusing to let anyone get hurt, the next he's burning people alive in a pub and not caring.

Otherwise its pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657813
Wouldn't a tail strap on just be a double ended dildo or something?

A young manticore with a tiny tailpussy could probably squeeze the bulb in there, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657871
I'd like to ream her anus in that position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657874
>THEN WHY ARENT YOU POSTING IT FAGGIT???
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657877
>being a little bitch
Anon, there's a story being told there, and others want it.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2922506

I'm curious

[Anonymous No.]

Please save us from this shitstorm based Janet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657879
Wow, she is incredibly beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657888
How giant are we talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657887
I doubt many people can read moon here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657893
I'd imagine from 8 feet and upwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657881
I think you brought that up last time. Weren't kids involved? He seems touchy and vengeful when someone gets kids involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657879
Sorry, rough thread. There is one that shows her tripping and falling face first, right?

>>12657886
You gonna make me, sissy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12655891

I'm not a tsundere you flaming reprobate. It's the people in the IRC spreading lies that somehow I have some kind of gooey interior and just want to be swept off my feet by a HB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657888
Well, not Oni's exactly, but I can almost any degree of muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657900
If there is, I don't have it, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657888
I'm assuming "Giant" means Tall right?
Because I love me some tall muscular onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657893

Something aroung the 9' - 12' range.

And Beef McLargehuge is Raijin-size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657820
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657870

Sounds like a viable option. But what if even forced laugher feels... empty? I do manage to let a chuckle every now and then, but it always dies out pretty quickly, as if I never found whatever I was laughing at funny in the first place, it's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657904
>that look on her face at the extreme right
Hi, I'm here to mate with you, bed or couch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657799

This. Why is anonymoose so popular again? Its pretty much the average writefag story but the main characters are all unbeatable chuunis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657888
>No option for Sumo Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657888
>BEEFMCLARGEHUGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657911
And since we're talking about writefags, wasn't Alp supposed to quit? Like, several times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657899

I think you have the wrong person

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657911
Harem and shounen sell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657912

Covered by Beef McLargehuge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657904
Once again I want to lick/cum on her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657917
People still want that wurm wrangler, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657905
Eh, I'll do some digging and post it myself later if I can. Thanks for the other ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657921
No that's muscle. I mean a butterball Oni who still fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657923
But... why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657926
Not him but because it's entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657909
Being jaded is just a natural consequence of getting older. Not giving a fuck about what's in the news unless it directly affects you is pretty normal. There will always be an outbreak, a war, children starving somewhere.

You just have to focus on the people and friends close to you. They're what keeps things alive and make you feel, keeps you grounded in what's real in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657926
Because they do. I haven't read it, but why do people enjoy the stuff that they do here?

Because they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657907
That is literally the most hideous thing I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657888
>only 2 loli oni votes
Anons, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657930

Entertainment really is the only reason to read stories. Even if they're popcorn pulp, if you get entertainment out of it, that's worth the read.

[Anonymous No.]

Hush! I heard something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657888
Why do they insist on ruining the face with little fangs that poke out of the mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657936
This is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657934
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657938
Is that an Ocelot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657943
Cheetah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657942
Loli + muscles is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657938

WHAAAT?!

I THINK JANET JUST DROPPED ANOTHER NUKE

MY EARS

I CAN'T HEAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657943
MREOW!

[Anonymous No.]

The scene starts out in an office, behind the desk is seated a professionally well dressed Dark Elf.

She starts talking in a smooth and somewhat sexy voice

"Have you or a loved one sustained serious injury from being sexed by a monstrously large woman?"

She leans forwards some revealing a nice chest, and continues

"Crushed pelvis, permanent damage to your special member? Worry no more, we specialize in these kind of cases here at the law firm of ......"

<She changes the channel>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657933

Well, Muramasa's artsyle is a really stylized, I suppose. Art of her tends to tone it down a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657931

I see. Thanks for the advice, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657942
Loli oni is the best oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657947
I have no problem with loli in general but muscle just doesn't look good on underdeveloped bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657952
Think you could do something with Chimera soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657952
Is that a sign she doesn't intend to rough you up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657953
That looks better, but who is the original even supposed to appeal to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657959
Just so I am clear, which Chimera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657955
You know it is.

>>12657956
I hate roidin onis in general. It's just too bad it's so rare to find a Suika with even slight abs. That one is a little too cut for me, but still good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657963

Well, it appealed to me. I like beefy from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657970
you mean FAT?

weak bait.jpg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657967
>>12657956
>>12657955
Would you lick and bite chocolate cast on a loli-oni's abs and navel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657978

okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657980
No, and since this is /jp/ why don't you go make your own Suica and Oni thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657970
But beefy should be within reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657985
What are you, some kind of asshole? Lovely creatures they are, these Oni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657991
The are touhou, this is not a touhou thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657888
Doesn't matter as long as they are STRONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657965
MGE's

[Anonymous No.]

So, you made your wolfu mad somehow. How do you appease her/calm her down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657994
>monster girls that also happen to be 2hus don't belong in a monster girl thread
>on the 2hu board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657855
>>12657866
>"Well, Anon? What do you think of Miss Happy's costume? Miss Happy staid up all night making it."
>"I-it's... c-cute."
>"Miss Happy is so glad you think so. Why don't you pet her and tell her she's a good girl?"
>The manticore stiffens up her tail. The puppet's mechanical lantern arm rotates menacingly.
>"Uh... g-good, good girl?" He gingerly pets the green-painted bulb.
>The puppet doesn't react.
>"Well, we better get going to that party. We complement each other so nicely, me in my summoner's outfit and Miss Happy as my Tonberry familiar. Everyone's going to love our costumes!"
>You spend most of the party hanging near manticore GF, making small talk with her friends over the punch bowl.
>In the off moments when you're resting by the hors d'oeuvre table you catch glimpses of manticore GF from across the room, her back turned to you, Miss Happy undulating behind her.
>You can feel those beady yellow eyes on you, watching, waiting, sometimes raising a lantern to remind you she's there.
>It's hard to focus on the conversation. No matter where you're situated in the room, Miss Happy always seems to be facing your direction, as if she really were a tiny living being as your GF (jokingly?) contends.
>Coming closer every time you look in her direction.
>Finally, it's time to leave. GF is drunk as shit, about to pass out. You drag her back to your car.
>"Haaaaa, I had a wonderful time, Anon. Miss Happy did too."
>"Yeah..."
>She promptly falls asleep in the front seat while you focus on driving. Miss Happy, however, is still awake and vigilant.
>Rubbing on your arm slightly, then coming to rest on your shoulder while you nervously turn on the radio.
>"Tonight's news, a Halloween prank gone wrong: three teenagers kidnapped and found brutally raped..."
>You turn the radio off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657994
>Oni are not welcome
Fuck you, I'm posting Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657994
>onis not MG's
Are you actively looking for things to be butthurt about now, anon? Or should I say, Bitch-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the best girl is the one you love the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657994
2hus are allowed as long as they're monstergirls.
Onis are monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658002
wait, why were those manticore posts deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658009
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657999
Buy her that axe she's had her eye on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657991
>>12658004
If you're just going to use up the image count on stuff that always gets posted to be an asshole, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658009

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658018
Why blue? That's not a good color on a fox.

[ThunderBrother No.]

Oh look, it's Aviators Chapter 5. Be warned.This is completely unedited and bad:

http://pastebin.com/S7F9dP7T

For those who care: I'm basically power-writing Aviators and other stuff for the National Novel Writing Month, where I will attempt to write 50,000 more words of stuff. I may or may not finish Aviators this month, but if I do I might move on to Falling Leaves, who knoooows?

And here's a lewd extra chapter I wrote alongside 5 for fun:

http://pastebin.com/XCaMjg3E

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658019
It is a beautiful color and if you don't want her, that fluff is all mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657999
That depends on how mad she is.

Just peeved? Buy her an eighth.
Ticked? A quarter
Pissed? Half an O
DEFCON 1? An O+

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657999
Steak dinner, extra rare.

Don't forget the Shrimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658020
>National Novel Writing Month
The hell is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658026
Challenge mode for writers, crank out 80k words.

Most will fail, or write lots and lots and lots and lots of filler material

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658027
Hmm, sounds like fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657999
Tell her that the butchershop is have a 50% discount of meat and ask her if she wants some
Guaranteed bullet dodger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657940
>Ruin

It has to be bait...right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658016
But will she bury the hatchet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657867
"If you ever need a job come find me, I'm trying to become a merchant. A Big one." She stared at you and blinked her eyelids like a frog does.
"Okay." She hopped over to the gates and was let in, after they closed you rode up.
"Halt! State your business."
"I'm here to see whoever is in charge about setting up a shop." You hand over a slip of paper. The guard looks it over and nods to his companion, they ring a bell by the gate and open it.
"Please wait at the entrance once you are inside." You rode in and stopped once you entered Arn capital. It was certainly not what you were expecting. There were no real roads or streets, but a large network of wooden bridges over water. Men and women walked on them while mermaids, crab people and people riding large sea creatures swam by them. Buildings seemingly were no taller than 2 stories, and the people dressed lightly, some men without shirts and women with just tops and clothes around their waist with the occasional one with a jar on her head carrying water. It was less of a Captial and more of a large beach pier from the looks of it.
"Hello there!" You looked down to see a blue tonned mermaid with a large octopus behind her.
"You are here to see the Chief correct? Please step into the carrier and we can be on our way. Do not worry about your things, we shall take care of them." You nodded and stepped down, patting the Horses and sat the wooden carrier and the Mermaid dashed off and the Octopus following her.
"This is not what I was expecting. For a Capital this isn't exactly."
"You must be new, trust me there's a lot more to this city than the surface!" As the Octopus stopped you saw an old man sitting on the bridge fishing, eyes and face covered in grey hair, but despite his age his physique was amazing.
"Chief, you have someone who wishes to speak with you, Chief? Oh dear, fallen asleep again. Forgive him, he'll wake up when he's got a bite. do you wish to see the city?"
http://strawpoll.me/2922717

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657999
Buy her favourite meat for dinner.

Apart from my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658002
This is good, you write very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658030
It completely screws up the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657999
We wrassle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658038
I disagree with you.
>>12658039
She'll win.

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>12658026
>>12658027
It's actually 50k, but everyone's free to set their own goals.

>>12658028
It is. Just take off your inhibitions about your material and you're good to go. If you have the time, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658038
Careful Anon, you're treading into dangerous waters

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a favourite number of fluffy tails, other than nine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658045
One

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658045
8 and pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658045
Three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658041
She can try.

>>12658043
I don't know what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658046
But, then there's only one of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658012
Seems they got deleted along with all of Bitch-kuns posts.

Ahh well, we will always have Ms. Happy to cheer us up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658045
Three bushy tails is better than nine in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658041
>I disagree with you.

And you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658049
Eeeh~? You think you can beat a Werewolfu in wrasslin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658045
I prefer 1, but would not say no to 9
I just really like my fox women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658052
Ms. Happy is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658054
But anon, matters of taste are subjective!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658045
1 and 9 are the correct answers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658050
Exactly. I like just one. Three for second place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658060
Don't be so negative all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658055
310 pounds of muscle and ten years of power lifting say I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658065
But that doesn't account for technique at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658045
One to Nine, they're all fluffy and attached to the woman I love most. I would brush and stroke and touch her tail(s) and ears to keep them smooth and silky.

I would cuddle her and kiss her and let her know how cherished she was. I would let her be the big spoon and do whatever she wanted to let her affections be equally known.

Then, when it came time for bedroom fun, I would let her tie me down and ride me until I can't stop ahegaoing and making lewd noises. At least until she shoves her long fox tongue in my mouth and throat-rapes me to silence while her hips slam and rock on me non-stop, even after I've cum and I'm twitching from the hypersensitivity.

Then she'd make me get on all fours and she'd spank me and prostate massage and jerk me off with her tail(s), then lick all my seed off her tail(s).

Afterwards we'd hit the shower for more tail touching - to get them nice and clean - and end the night with cuddles in bed.

True love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658061
It's still horrible and I wish they would stop doing it. Stop ruining things! It's like putting ketchup on steak.

[Anonymous No.]

Kyukon are always welcome, but single tails are just as fun. lot less brushing involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658055
Not the same guy, but I'd wrestle the hell out of a monstergirl. I don't even care if I lose, I just want to wrestle a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658070
Can I have 'stories that make me lose my appetite' for 300?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658068
>grab tail
>she freezes
>trip to ground, face down
>partly sit on legs, pin one arm with knee, lock the other with both arms

Nigga she's getting spanked. All you wolfufaggots may want to be betas, but I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658045
Four, and nine on a kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657999
pet her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658070
I want the prostate massage/peggingfags to die in a horrible anal accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658077
>Grabbing the tail
Where's the sport in that anon? It's no fun if you don't feel like you earned it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657994
The fuck you talkin about?
Yuugi is the poster girl for Onis in these threads.
She may be Touhou, but that's have it's always been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658082
>implying I'm doing it for sport, not dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658083
Just like Ran is the poster girl for kitsunes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658078
As long as you can feed her chicken livers, it's your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657999
Is she mad to the point where she's on top of me, claws pinning my shoulders, and snarling?
Then I take the dock of her tail between thumb and forefinger, and firmly roll it about. The stimulation should jolt her a bit. Then wriggle about until I get the leverage to put my mouth at her throat, while stroking her head with my other hand. It should take the edge off of her instinctive attack.

After that, just talk it out like a normal couple. I probably fucked up somehow, so I'll do my best to fix that. I'm not perfect, but you got to keep that mutual understanding and communication going in a relationship to solve junk like that.

Afterwards we could go out shopping for something to eat. Or maybe even hunting.

And then, when she's in bed, I lavish her with tummy rubs. I'll rub her tummy until she's red in the face from panting, and get under the covers with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never feel your dire wolfu's tail fwump against the bed as she happily wags it while spooning you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658088
Pretty much, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658090
Gizzards are fucking delicious when fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658090
Fried chicken livers are great anyway, so it wouldnt even matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658097
>>12658099
Just never forget to pick up more when you run out.
Heck, just make sure you never run out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658093
What if she curled it around your leg instead?

That way every part of her is touching you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658088
I thought that was Dakini, at least in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658102

>>12651967

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658094
>Touhous are the ambassadors for monstergirls

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658097

This man knows the truth. Fried gizzard basket>Fried liver basket.

Man I'm hungry now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658104
Ran is still very popular especially after the move to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658002
>You clear your throat once, twice. Rain has set in and there doesn't seem to be anybody on the road at this time of night. The windshield wipers squeak softly.
>Miss Happy, until now content to perch on your shoulder and watch you drive, shifts her place a bit.
>You don't dare turn your head. In your peripheral you can make out those yellow eyes, glinting.
>Red light. You slowly take your hands off the wheel and breathe deeply.
>"anon"
>"Hmm?"
>GF is slumped against the door, snoring softly. When you turn your head to look at her you meet eyes with Miss Happy, who's now resting on the throttle.
>"anon"
>A low gurgling sound. Articulate gurgling, like the choking breaths of a dying man.
>"Why don't you talk to me anon? Why do you spend all of your time with that bitch?"
>The flap that serves as Miss Happy's mouth is rapidly opening and closing, as if devouring prey. GF's snoring is still audible all the while.
>The light turns green.
>"Anon... now's your chance. Kiss me."
>Miss Happy's now blocking your view of the road. When her mouth flap opens you can see the pink, ribbed internal structure of the tail, the threads of juice leaking from inside and dripping on your crotch.
>You slam on your breaks. There are no cars behind you.
>"Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me..."
>Miss Happy sucking gently on your nose while her mechanical arm whirs. Absorbing the moisture that's accumulated in your eyes and now sliding down the sides of your face.
>"Hel... Help."
>Suddenly Miss Happy goes limp, like an old sock puppet.
>"Haa... Are we home yet, Anon?" GF is stretching her arms out in her seat, rubbing her eyes.
>"Ah... no. We'll be home soon."
>"Oh, Miss Happy. Were you keeping Anon company? How nice of you!"
>"Thank Miss Happy, Anon!"
>"T-thanks..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658106
That's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is that when most people in these thread think "Oni," they think "That Oni Yuugi."
When some people think "Kitsune," they think "Oh! Ran Yakumo."

At least, the image posts I've seen seem that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658121
You know how most people think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658121
There are always other options, anon.

>Hoh ho ho ho! Looks like I'm not the only one who's wet anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658124
He's one of the rare telepaths we have here in /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658118
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658124
>At least, the image posts I've seen seem that way.

Again, I'm going off of image posts here.
Most of the time I've seen Oni being mentioned here, it's often accompanied by a picture of Yuugi. Same with Kitsunes and Ran.
Again, from what I've seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658088
I thought that was Tamamo. Any of the 80 different versions of Tamamo.

Though I do like me some Ran in swimsuits and those doujins where she has the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658032

Can anyone provide a brief 1-2 paragraph synopsis of the overall story, so those of us who haven't followed the story can join in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658125
Fuck off bob, or whoever you are since smug is his calling card now.

>>12658128
Because one or two guys post them when referring to those species, does not make them the default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658125
Fuck off Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658129

>Though I do like me some Ran in swimsuits and those doujins where she has the D.

Like this? It's one of my favorite doujins ever.
http://exhentai.org/g/391966/5e67c992de/

[Anonymous No.]

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot sits there and gives me this stupid grin on her fucking face. What should I do about her? Ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658129
Depends on when you were following monster girl threads. Before MGQ 3 was released there was an upsurge of Tamamo. After that was Ran and now we have Smug Fox which is easily the worst of the group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658136
Not default, but poster girl for that type of MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658136
Okay. I accept that. I'm just stating my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658140
Have you tried cancelling her series?

[Anonymous No.]

>Head to monster girl speed dating since somehow none ever pounced you
>Plenty of other men out there you guess
>Plenty of CCs trying to flirt and bag you with sex
>Not having it
>Next round is with a Danuki, prepare for lots of money talk
>She starts talking about her sewing hobby instead
>Asks about you and your life instead of flirting
>She works in real estate
>Sells houses at a fair price and gives advice on how to make the homes worth more
>Customers of hers can easily flip the houses for profit
>Wants to start dating, can't convince anyone due to prejudice

Would you anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658145
You know that's not right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658138
It's mostly because that same artist made this picture.

Along with the shirt she wears in that doujin and I'm pretty sure he draws her wearing a sweater at some point.

Ikuta really does the Ran justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658045
This question is something me and mhy friends talk about a lot, surprisingly, because we believe the number of fluffy tails directly influences the erotic nature of the encounter and it really adds to the atmosphere depending on how many there are.

For starters the sacred number one. One fluffy tail is the switch number because when you see it, usually either means that she is just an amateur or that she is in fact a one thousand year old goddess.

For this reason I refer to it as the brown one or the gold one. Brown ones basically mean that you're taking her first time. Most if any sexual encounter will be submissive from her end and dominant on your end. The ideal of humans dominating over animals still fresh in her mind will make it more like you gently reminding her of her true station in the world.

A gold one is a complete reverse of the above. The gold one represents a complete and utter domination of nature over humanity. Because of this, any sexual encounter is likely to be dominating from her side, which can range from gentle and corrective to drunk and forceful.

Two tails is the "normal" state. Which means that at this point any sexual encounter will be done as equals. She has likely had a few partners and you're not a pup either so you're both free to talk and enjoy. Maybe she's a bit wiser or a little less wise. Overwhelmingly at this point they're playful.

Three tails is sort of a complete incompleteness, which is a little hard to explain. In any case the most important thing to remember is that that at this point they almost always come off as a little more clever than you regardless of who you are. It's at this point that they stop looking for casual flings and instead seek out worthy individuals to mate with.

Numbers four to eight are unimportant, but they all carry small denotations.

Nine is just a gold one showing off all her glory, which can represent heavenliness or it can mean that you've seriously pissed her the fuck off, run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658146
>Plenty of CCs trying to flirt and bag you with sex
>Not having it
Literally shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658143
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658147
Well, she stopped being such a fucking faggotfox, didn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658146

Stereotypes and prejudice are really fucking annoying to deal with. Why not?

Also

>Head to monster girl speed dating since somehow none ever pounced you
>Plenty of CCs trying to flirt and bag you with sex
>Not having it

I don't quite understand this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658153
It's a hypothetical situation, I'm fine with CCs
They'd be around my age anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658146
>Sells houses at a fair price and gives advice on how to make the homes worth more
>Customers of hers can easily flip the houses for profit
>Resulting in way way fucking way more sales than if she was trying to nickel and dime people
Smart girl, would fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658156

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658150
Yeah, I like him a lot. Even scanned a few of his newer doujins.

Sadly I can't find most of the older ones. I also kind of wish he wasn't into bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658146
Eh, sure, why not

[Anonymous No.]

What's CC?

It's not faggot cat right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658146
Definitely better than most Danukis I've been dealing with in these threads.
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to the entire thread but >>12658166 in particular:

Imawabi No Dakini will always be cancelled. Sigama will never get another manga because he's a crazy nutcase of an artist with a fetish for fractured legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658174
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658176
I wonder who wanted to cancel - the publisher or Sigama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658032
"So while I wait, tell me a bit about yourself."
"Oh me? I'm just a simple Mermaid who works for the Chief. My name is Merline, and I've lived here my whole life!"
"You see quite upbeat."
"Of course, it's so nice living here, so much space to swim around, and you meet all kinds of interesting people in a major port like this city."
"So where the hell do you live?"
"Why down there silly." She pointed down, and you looked into the water now that it calmed down.
"Whoa!" You saw that there was an entire city built into the wall of the rocks below the coast, all types of fish people swimming around as they went in and out of caves.
"Amazing." You said sitting back up.
"It's simple but we all call it home, while majority of the humans walk up here we aquatic people generally live down there."
"Now I understand what you meant by on the surface." Just then there was a grumble, the two of you looked at the Chief woke up and without warning pulled the rod and from the depths came a giant swordfish.
"Oh that's beauty!" The man caught the fish that was twice his size before turning around.
"Merline? Did I sleep through a visitor?"
"No sir we just got here he wishes to speak with you."
"Hello Sir, I was interested in becoming a Merchant here, I have all the papers needed."
"Well let me see." You handed him the forms and he looked them over, stroking his beard.
"Yup, looks in order to me, I'll fill out all that silly paper work tomorrow. Merline! See this fella to his new place."
"YES SIR!" She pulled the Octopus and began the swim as you waved to the Chief. The carried stopped at a somewhat beat up place among other buildings down the road from the docks. Down from the main 'street' were Sea Horses carrying your things.
"Here you are! Please enjoy living here, I know you'll love it!"
"Hey thanks, uh are you doing anything?"
"Hm? Well of course! I'm the Chief's assistant."
"No I mean, nevermind." She waved goodbye and left you to your place.
http://strawpoll.me/2922930

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658174
Newfag please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658174
I'm saddened that people in /jp/, of all places, don't know what CC means.

It's a main character from Code Geass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658174
You should know this by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658176
His fetish makes me worry about his mentality, since I like his art

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658158
Old man please. Leave the monster girls to the youth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658185

CC as a CC CC when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658131
We just got started
We're a merchant, son of one who gave us what we needed to become one and we're heading to a coast city to become a big merchant and fuck monster girls.
This is an alternate version of one I started before, just in a different country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658187
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that divorces a writer/artist from their work. If I like something from them, I like it. I don't really give a shit if the rest of his work is filled with shit I don't care for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658191
Christmas Cake^3?
I mean, she's old enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658187
>>12658166
Well, at least he gave us the delightful stereotype/idea that Kitsune have outrageously long tongues, which removes some of their cosplay-tier value a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658189
Respect your elders punk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658181
>"Hey thanks, uh are you doing anything?"
>"Hm? Well of course! I'm the Chief's assistant."
11/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658181
>The Mermaid is Dense
Even worse than Tsundere Tabitha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658202
Why should I? What have you done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658146
>Speed dating with monstergirls

>Get seated with oomukade
>You stare uncomfortably at one another while she tries to hold your hand by slowly worming her pinky toward your hand
>The moment she touches your hand she blushes and gasps as if she just ran

>Get seated with a Gazer
>She spends the entire time berating you for not knowing her favorite japanese game and trying to explain the concept
>Ignores the buzzer so that she can explain why the rapecube is vastly superior to rapestation 2

>Get seated with a wurm
>She doesn't understand the concept of dating and tries to drag you to a hotel for mating.
>Only stops when you agree to go out with her another time and crushes your pinky in a pinky promise

>Get seated with a kraken
>She just smiles seductively and talks while her tentacles try to slide up your pant leg
>Her smile only grows rapier and scarier the more you resist.

>Get seated with an Oni
>Spends the entire time talking about her routine and writing you up a simple schedule as well as inviting you to join her.
>Thanks you for your time and feels you up in a "Hug" that takes nearly five minutes before actually leaving.

Sounds exhausting to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658189
I'm only 24, CCs are 25+
Or did you lie to me /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658181
Aw man, we're not going to be Pirate Wizards Wizarding Pirates.
Or Wizard Pirates Pirating Wizards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213
Wurm and Kraken get a call back from me. The other girls not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658209
I fucked your mom.

I moved out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658217
I think of them more around 30 though yeah I guess they are 25 and up. Still way older than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213

> Get seated with an Ushi Oni
> She seems nice, but something's off. And not just because you still have an intact pelvis. It's like she's holding herself back out of fear
> It comes out she hasn't had an actual home since becoming this. And that she's afraid of getting close to anyone
> The timer dings just as you try to respond. You never even got her name

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658217
They are +25 yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213
Get fit with oni, later go for a threesome with the Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213
Imagine coming home after all that. You have a shattered pinky, some Kraken slime on your new pants, surprisingly no back pain from the Oni hug since she apparently fixed a kink you had in your back for a while, some Oomukade sweat on your hand, and a lot of knowledge about a Japanese VN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658224
>25 and up
>Way older than me

A 25 year old woman would be young for me.
Now a Tamamo, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658226
>tfw 27
>Still have a thing for older women
>No one ever writes stories about monster girls in their late 30s to early 40s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658236
That's pretty much all I write about, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658238
W-who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658225
Well shit.

Try and see if the organizers got her name/number?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658243
We're Star Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658236
I know that feel. You would think that there would be some demand for monster girls in their thirties and forties. It just seems to cut off at 29.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658246
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT....ANDROOOOOOSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658243
The man responsible for everything wrong with the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658225
Anon...I'll finish, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas cakes are 26 and up, the day after Christmas is when they are ' unwanted '

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213
Wurm and Oni.
But I would go for the CC jinko, if there's one.

[Anonymous No.]

>CC is Christmas cake

See, I know what that means but >>12658146 confused the shit out of me because he deliberately went out of his way to basically say CCs are bad.

And I mean...you know...Christmas Cake is good and Cheshire Cats are evil.

Honest mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213
>The moment she touches your hand she blushes and gasps as if she just ran
Hnnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658253
I would totally go for virgin monstergirl of almost any age.
>>12658258
Cheshires are alright, we just haven't done anything with them aside from short discussions or greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658258
Cheshire's are fine, my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658258
But chesire cats aren't evil.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say your waifu is inflicted with something that causes constant growth to one thing (anything, really). What would you want to be afflicted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658275
Does the growing stop past a certain point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658275
Hair.

Long hair is a sign of fertility and is very sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658275
Her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658118
>"Say, Anon.."
>GF sits upright. She slowly drags Miss Happy out of your lap and into hers and kneads at it with her paws.
>"Have you ever had one of those funny, kind of uncanny dreams, where you're remembering something that never happened before, but in your dream it's like it really did happen..."
>"Or you're talking to people who never existed, or you're doing something somewhere that's really nowhere, that never was, or.."
>"Did you have a bad dream?"
>"Huh? Oh no. I wouldn't call it bad. I just... I just don't know what it means, that's all."
>"Don't worry. Dreams are only dreams."
>"Ha, you're right. Look at me, getting so worked up about something so silly. I'm always safe when I'm with you, Anon."
>"And Miss Happy."
>Miss Happy does nothing.
>"Anyway. That party sure was something, huh? Did you see that lowlife scumbag oni and her boy? I heard she just got out of the hospital and.."
>You finally pull up to your house. GF tells you she wants to crash at your place for a few days while she sorts out some "family issues" with her mom on the phone. You decide to give her your bed while you sleep on the couch in the den.
>Your dreams are vivid that night, perhaps spurred on by the strange conversation in the car.
>In them, you're back at your childhood home, sitting in your old room on your bed. People from your adult life are stopping in, trying to tell you something you can't make out, then disappearing. The room's dimensions seem to shift in proportion, the walls changing color. The window beside your bed shows your old street before shifting to a view of your girlfriend's house.
>The last visitor comes in. It's a short, stout, green figure, about the size of your old man before he died. The hooded figure holds a lantern in its two-fingered hand and emits a loud, clockwork buzzing.
>It takes a step forward before long, pinkish tendrils crawl around it and slide onto your bed.
>You feel intense fear, and scream without sound.
>You wake up. 2:00 AM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658275
Her entirety. Bigger is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658275
Her love
Alternately, her lust. But that would begin to backfire after a while, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658278
But hair is already constantly growing.

>>12658280
I was going to say her happiness. Damn you for being clever and nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658275
Her wealth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658275
Her throbbing cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213
>Turn your head away from the seat for only a second
>There's a log of wood in the chair across from you
>And a picture of a Kunoichi on it with a tape recorder on the table
>She apologizes for not letting you see her, but she doesn't like being stared at
>As you look around the area to find her, she simply yells, "Don't look! Just act like I'm here."
>You spend that round talking to a block of wood
>Until the buzzer hits and a puff of smoke dissipates the equipment, making it look like she was never there to begin with
>Save for a small piece of paper with a phone number on it
>With the words "Call me!" underlined

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658286
I see.___

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658275
Her fluffy tail. We'll be able to snuggle up in it together whenever we want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658288
Why are Kunoichi so god damn moe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658292
The best part is she's actually the sexiest, most confident bitch in Monstergirl City when nobody can see her.

[Anonymous No.]

Speed dates with Dragon, Jabberwock, and Ryu when? And let's not forget the egyptian girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658294
>Most alpha predator since the red Oni when no one can see her
>Turned into liquid once you actually see her, even turning into a blushing pile of adorableness when you compliment her and say she's actually pretty
Simply adorable Jesus fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658288
That's it. I'm dating the Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658288
that's pretty damn autistic.

but also moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658084
>Not doing it for sport
You're no fun anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658286
Her slick, wet bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658305
How would you fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658322
With the lights off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658322
Depends on what you want
If you want a beast alpha dom, turn the lights off
If you want a submissive loving and passionate sex in the missionary mosition while holding hands and kissing, then lights on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658313
Gotta keep your bitches in check mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658326
>>12658333
I would blindfold her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213

>Speed date
>Get in the room but there's no one there.
>You wait a minute or so before deciding to leave.
>But not before the wall opposite of you is smashed and a Sandworm bursts through the hole with the tongue having a huge smile and calling you darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658340
Or you could have her blindfold you and let her take the lead.
Either way, it's going down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658343

> Miia-flavored Sandworm

I'll take twenty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658265
>>12658269
>>12658270
>Cheshire not evil

I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658336
>Not having a loving equal relationship.
>Not wrestling every day to decide who dominates that night.
>Not using your losses to strengthen your drive to win next time.
I'm disappointed in you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658181
After putting your things to the side for when you got up you decided to walk down to the docks to see about a side job or something along those lines. It was beginning to get dark as you walked about 50 feet to the docks. There you saw all kinds of workers, large men carrying large crates, men with harpoons and nets, even what looked like naval officers who were pushing canons onto ships. "Wow. This is what I'm talking about."
"Watch it!" You turned to see a man carrying tons of crates running towards, giving you just enough time to get out of the way. THIS was what you wanted to see, people working all over the place, the hustle and bustle to get things done. "Ahoy there lad! Mind tossing me that rope you're standing on?"
You turn your head to see a boat of fishermen, and look down to see a length of rope, you toss it to the man. "I can tell from your pale skin you're new here. Feeling lost?"
"Oh no, I'm just down that way and came to see about a job of some kind."
"Well plenty of that here. We got plenty of side work to do. You got people like us who fish for food, you got the dock workers who carry all the crates filled with Goddess knows what, then you got the Naval patrol that keeps the first two safe from Pirates, they accept volunteers. Last you got the Underwater Exploration team, you gotta see them first thing in the morn though."
"I see."
"What about it lad? We're going out for one last trip for the eve."
http://strawpoll.me/2923280

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658355
Toss away the memories of the UC, Anon. The past is the past, and this is the future.
Cheshire's are not evil. They are not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658355
What is your definition of "true evil", anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658355
What makes you think they're evil?

They're prankster cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658291

Here are three facts.

I have a werewolf for a wife.
Since recently, her tail started growing.
And it hasn't stopped.

It happened recently. She said it was while she was hunting in the forest beyond our garden. She smelled something sinister, and followed the scent to a mound of earth. When she dug it up, she disturbed the sleep of a frenzied, haggard man hiding within the mound. A wizard, with a haunted look in his eyes and a single leaf in his straggly beard. Panicking, he had screamed a string of syllables at her, and vanished with a whipcrack and a burst of light.
The first night after her return, and the telling of her tale, was normal. Fun. She complained about the ache in the base of her tail, so I got out her favourite brush. The battery-powered one with the soft bristles and heated base.
Content after that, she fell asleep with me as her spoon, tail wrapped around my leg to the knee.

In the morning, the tip of her tail was tickling my toes, and I was still her spoon.
We panicked when we noticed it. After all, it wasn't some subtle shift in centimetres. It was longer by maybe a whole foot, and bushier too. It had to have been that wizard.
But maybe it was alright. After all, she wasn't in pain. There were no adverse affects. He was startled when he was woken up: it might've just been a random burst of magic which had happened to affect her like this.
It was a change for sure, but it wasn't bad in itself. My werewolf wife was unnerved, but she agreed that it couldn't be that bad. The only downside was more fur when she shed, and she already knew I didn't mind that.
Our day was spent away from our house, back in civilisation and shopping for groceries. Some of the kitsunes gave her second glances. Admiration? Jealousy?
That night was much warmer and softer, and we both enjoyed it.

Do I continue? I doubt I'll do much with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658359
Not everyone is a switch bub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658383
We must get fluffier. Reminds me of that one scene from the 10th Kingdom where the girl was cursed and her hair grew very, very long.

Strangely that scene always aroused me. I wanna see if this does as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658359
>filename

Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658360
I want to join the Navy only if we get the Village People singing about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658396
I haven't read that, is that what she is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213
Kraken.

You know you want dem thick, rubbery tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658396

Sweaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658396
It's already translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658383
>>12658392

>Her name is Marmaduchess
>This is how wolfuscape begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658285
>You will never have Tanuki-chan, an aspiring, 16-year old girl who has a knack for business working part-time as an intern at your business while she's in high school, a cheery attitude and her own OP and theme song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658399
>>12658213

There's very few things in this world that can give you the indescribable pleasure a Kraken can. The cold, and yet invitingly smooth feel of her tentacles as they slowly creep up your arms and legs, preventing you from moving. Her sultry giggle as you clench your buttocks when she sneaks the tip of one to your anus.

That slickness of her stomach as it rubs up against your throbbing member, the ojou-sama air of the Kraken herself letting you know you're about to receive a queen's love as the black mist escapes her mouth and clouds the room in darkness. All you can see is her bio-luminescence in the darkness, all you can feel is her all around you. Closing in.

Even after you're spent and wheezing at the amazing sex, your Lady simply creates a bed of tentacles for you to sleep on, planting a kiss on your forehead before laying next to you, welcoming you home.

Yes, i'd a Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658399
To eat, you bet you foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658410
The only part of that I disagree with is her tentacles going anywhere near my ass. Other than that I'm 100% game for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658410
Stop trying to start fights faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658401
>Wolf Girl tries to tell you that she's in heat.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658410
Christ, the erection in my pants from reading that could pierce titanium

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658406
I honestly wouldn't mind more Danuki's presented outside of jew archetype these threads have given them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658417

Explain further.

>>12658415

Fingers are for anal play and prostrate massage. You really think she'd use an organ destroyer on you? She has some class after all. That and her tentacles can taste you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658410
>>12658427
Here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658410
Would you use her ink as a base for your pasta's sauce?
I would. The real question i, how would she feel about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658427
Maybe a safeword could be put in place before hand.

If one of her tentacles starts pressing into you, you say it so it won't hurt sitting down for the next few days.

She's 'Ara ara~' and probably very kinky, you need to keep up or tell her to slow down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658427
Pegging is out. It's already caused two shitstorms in this thread alone, STOP IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658427
Hoo boy, here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658435

Pegging would imply something phallic going into your anus you irradiated cur.

>>12658431

Ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658362
>>12658366
>>12658377
They have to be evil.

Nothing with the power of teleportation and invisibility can go without abusing it. It's like a corruptive power combination from hell.

I mean, you might say something like "I'd never abuse those if I had it anon!" but it's bullpie! First it will be harmless pranks, upskirting girls pretending to be the wind, then you'll be invisible raping people, casing stores filled with gold, and eventually murdering anyone above you in order to take their positions!

Cheshires are worse than Ushi-Oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658438
I don't care what your definition of it is is, stop forcing your assplay and prostate massage bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, the thread is about to have another shitstorm, hurry and get on!"

Do you get on her bike Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657902
>I have some kind of gooey interior

We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658396
>>12658401
Why not an oni wearing a sweater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658427
How about no butt stuff, period. Can we work with that? Can we not open that thread ruining can of worms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658442
>Bobnubis saving anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658441

Sounds like a big bag of "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658439
Next thing you'll say is that every Cheshire is purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658442
There's no room on that piddly little scooter she is riding.

So no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658439
Where does it say chesires can teleport? If we're going wonderland, that is, Alice, they go invisible and can detach their limbs, but I've never seen one teleport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658383
Please, do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658439
Absolute garbage! You're spewing absolute garbage
Cheshire's are not evil. Why, they're just pranksters. Insane, highly addictive smiling pranksters. But other from that, they're just cute adorable purple kittens who you just want to hug
C'mon Anon, not everything is evil. Sure, they have the power to teleport and turn invisible. and sure, they might give you the occasional wink or sadistic yet teasing smile once in a while. but they're not all bad.

The past has clouded your judgement, Anon. Cheshire's are not the bad guys. YOU are the bad guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658447
Just like futa isn't allowed. So fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658446
>le epic meme hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658458
>Kills herself and abandons her stepdaughter
>Saving anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658410
You knew what was going to happen when you posted that. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658442
I want to break a pizza paddle on her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Prevent the shitstorm to preserve the peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658461

>Implying MGs like Krakens wouldn't know about the stereotypes
>Implying she wouldn't do that to fuck with you

It's like you can't even have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658465
The shitstorm is growing to a point where we may not be able to contain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658448
All Cheshire are purple! Also black!

>>12658451
Most of Wonderland's inhabitants can basically teleport to wherever so long as they are in Wonderland.

>>12658455
Evil! Evil, evil, evil!

I'll meet with the Queen of Hearts and ask her to move her dimension further away so their evil doesn't taint my homeland!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658465
>>12658465
Appease the Dragon Gods. That's the only way this shitstorm will end.

[Anonymous No.]

The next morning, when I woke up I didn't see my werewolf wife's face. I saw a big, bushy wall of gently swishing fur.
After the second panic, slightly more unnerving than the last, I grab the measuring tape. Five feet, from base to tip, and voluminous enough for me to hug it in earnest. Which I do. Multiple times.
Of course, I'm worried. But there has to be an upper limit to this. That's just physics. It can't grow to the point where she can't sustain it, obviously.
When she points out that a wizard did it, I don't say anything. Instead, we go back down to the town together, to the local lich's library. She provides services as a dehexer, so we let her have a look for it. The wife asks if she can stop the growing, but after a little glowing light show and some intense staring, the lich just shakes her head. "It's not a spell I've ever seen before," she says. Some kind of complex transmutation, and she recommends just finding the wizard who cast it.
That evening, we're even more nervous and throwing ideas back and forth. Maybe it'll stop growing. But what if it doesn't? What if it stops growing when it's too late? What if it gets out of hand? We could always take a drive up to the city and see a professional. Maybe even a Grand Wizard, if we can't find the haggard wizard.
Thoughts like that. But we both know worrying this late at night won't any help. So we take to bed, and relax a bit.
For all the issues surrounding it, she's more that happy to lift it up between her legs and let me sink my hands into it, all the way up to my elbows.
And for the sex, she even wraps it around both of us. She's never been able to do that before, and it's maybe the warmest, most intimate and snuggly night I've ever had with her. We fall asleep with it sandwiched between us like a warm, oversized pillow, as we fall asleep, exhausted, in each other's arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658469
>All Cheshire are purple!
WRONG! They are violet.
There's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658469
>Most of Wonderland's inhabitants can basically teleport to wherever so long as they are in Wonderland

Citation please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658470
I love Ryu
I wish they got more love

[Anonymous No.]

I should've linked >>12658383 and >>12658472.
Sorry.

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>>12658474
You are way too into this.

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>>12658469
And instead of moving away, she's just move your house into the heart of the madness; right into the homeworld of the Cheshire's.
Bastard. Cheshire's aren't evil. They're not bad neither. You're the evil one here.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready?

Because I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658469
I want to cuddle with a Cheshire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658474
Some can be red, some can be orange, some can be green, some can be turquoise, etc., etc.

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>>12658482

He did that Sandworm doujin right? When's this one coming out?

[Anonymous No.]

You should never give in to the vocal, autistic minority of shitposters who can't possibly fathom that people like fetishes they do not.

Just breeds a thread full of hate and people who expect to always get their way.

Carry on, peggingfags. Have your prostates milked until they're dry, I say.

[Anonymous No.]

/mgg/ is being really tiresome tonight. I just wanted to discuss Monstergirls after a boring and exhausting day, but I guess we can't have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658482
Unless she can control each individual suction cup, she's gonna welt your dick.

>>12658486
No. Fuck off fujoshit kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658485
C87, day 3, apparently. That's December 30th.

Kraken's one of my favorites and I'm so hype for this.

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>>12658486

You got that exactly backwards.

>You should never give in to the vocal, autistic minority of shitposters who can't possibly fathom that most people hate fetishes they like. Just breeds a thread full of hate and people who expect to always get their way.

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658478
I'm just an irrelevant poster cutting into the argument.
It's an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658496

So... who's going to go to Nippon and get this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658486
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658486
My god, even the NRTfags are better than you.

[Anonymous No.]

Is bitch-kun gone yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658486

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658502
Actually, I meant, because of you pointing out the color.

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>>12658475
Wonderland settings info, can be found here http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1012

Basically the magic in the land allows for all kinds of things for the convenience/inconvenience of those living there.

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>>12658486
Really though, it's just a toy. I don't understand how people could compare itto futa or whatever.

And the peggingfags are just trying to talk to each other, no one's forcing anyone to like anything.

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>>12658475
It's somewhere, god knows where though.

It was explained that monsters could use the energy from their husbands to quickly reach a marketplace via teleportation and the other usual KC shenanigans that makes everything too easy.

>>12658481
I'll enter Wonderland and defeat the child Lilim by gambling my eternal soul in a game of my choice in order to get her to move away.

She'll fall right into my trap and I'll crush her at Chess on her lewd Living Chessboard!

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

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>>12658512
Don't reply to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658489
Remember this the next time the peggingfags come out to play. They're the next cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658514
>Wonderland
>Nothing can go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658512
>no one's forcing anyone to like anything.

I'd believe you if it weren't for the tried and true "you don't want to get pegged? you gay?" we see everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658518
What? Why are you so angry about this? I'm not even a peggingfag, I just think this vocal hatred is absurd. The people causing this shit are the complainers with no valid reason to silence discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658472
Yes! I love this. Wolfus a best.

If only I had more pictures of them.

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>>12658512
People associate any kind of buttplay with homosexuality. Also impinges on their maledom nature.

I'm kind of surprised at how vanilla-minded people are in a thread that is, ultimately, about kinks and fetishes.

>>12658526
I haven't really seen that. What I have seen are people saying to at least try a little buttplay once.

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>>12658514
>spoiler

Why is that bad? Do you want MGE to be dark souls? Don't get me wrong, I liked it like it was before, before KC started making all these clarifications. There was some sense of danger, the possibility of adventure, but come on.

Look at all the hate Laven is getting this thread. Goddamnit, I just want to explore ruins, fight and lay monstergirls before finding the one I want to be with, if I so choose, until my son carries on the tradition.

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>>12658534
>>12658512
>>12658486

Samefagging. That's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658531
I'm not saying you are one, I'm saying the thread was comfy before the guy started posting.

>>12658534
I have seen that, as well as the "you're homophobic, muh maledom, muh pride" that soon follows. Get the fucking hint and stop posting.

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>>12658526
"Every time"? Are you serious? Pretty much every argument I've seen has proceeded in the opposite direction with peggingfags trying to defend themselves from being called gay. You're really trying to make demons out of these people for no reason.

And anyway, even if that weren't true, everyone else does that type of thing all the time in a joking way, like "really? You don't like raping mgs?" Etc.

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>>12658536
I don't want it to be Dark Souls,
I want it to be Tales of, on Hard mode.
Which is probably two notches down on the scale.

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>>12658541
Nah, I'm going to keep posting.
I see no reason to give in to the vocal minority.

If you don't like it, fine. Don't respond and I won't respond to you. You can enjoy what you want and I'll have a little discussion with anyone who shares in that kink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658541
>>12658542

Cut it out.

Don't go any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658537
Dude, why can't you handle the fact that multiple people are sick of your crybabying? I'm not even going to bother with a fucking screencap.

[Anonymous No.]

>walk in on your waifu standing in front of the mirror trying to perfect her OH HO HO HO HO laugh
>what do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658552
>>12658549
>>12658542

And also samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658552
>He's bluffin'.
>Press the pursuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658553
Help her out while mocking her of her Oh hohoho with my own Oh Hohoho
This will spiral out into us just Oh Hohohoing all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658553
>Dear, please stop admiring yourself, the food is ready.
>And please do at least try to enjoy the peas I made for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658472
In the morning, it was seven feet long. We were past surprise, but the worry was always still there, back again when sleep was done with. I was amazed. She said it didn't feel any heavier than normal, and she could swish it about like always.
I told her to maybe take it easy, but she said that today was one of her hunting days. I couldn't convince her, so in the end I let her go, telling her to run right back home if anything unusual happened.
What if she ran into that wizard again?
But I couldn't think about that. Instead, I made phonecalls. Lots of phonecalls. Referral after referral after suggestion after disappointment, I managed to slip in an appointment with a doctor. He was a wizard himself, so hopes were high.
I just hoped that she wouldn't be too uncomfortable during the long ride to the city hospital. She'd had some trouble sitting down recently.
As a matter of fact, it seemed miraculous that she'd managed to fit her tail through the tailored holes in her clothes this morning. The fur was long and thick enough that I could literally bury my whole head in her tail. Which I had done. Repeatedly.

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>>12658275
Now that I think about it, I think I screwed over the people who have Holstfus.

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>>12658542
Anon look at >>12658549 h ehas caused two shitstors already and keep posting. There are things we don't discuss here, period. He could go to /d/. but no, he chooses to sow chaos here.

>but the people responding!

And? He's doing the same thing the furries used to do, butting into threads forcing his taste. Are you saying we should just ignore it, so that more people like him come barging in. Should we allow futa and vore as well, which have tried to establish themselves in the threads? Is that what you wwant?

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>>12658558
Ten bucks says now he's editing his screencap. Otherwise he could have posted it by now.

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>>12658553
Sneak up behind her and slap her on the ass nice and hard.
>OH HO HO HO OHHH!

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>>12658553
Stick my finger in her cunt and run interference, she's gonna get it, but she's gonna have to git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658570
What's wrong with futa and vore?

I do this really cool thing where I just ignore posts I don't like. You should try it sometime.

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>>12658553
Buy her a tiara of some kind.
That way she can feel like the queen she wants to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to Wonderland and play Chess

I knew this sounded familiar.

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>>12658550
You post that every time. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658587
That's the first time I used that image in months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658360
Hello hour long ties my old friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658578
Not even bothering to hide he's trolling anymore.

JANET!

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>>12658578
Futa and vore belong on /d/, not on /jp/

there is a MG thread for it there, if not, go make one. problem solved.

If you say no one responds to that thread, then this means no one cares for it.

I am sure you will be removed by Janet here shortly and maybe a ban or two will be issued as usual.

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>>12658584
I can't believe I missed this.

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>>12658578
>What's wrong with futa and vore?
I guess you haven't been attending these threads as often as I thought.

Let me explain.

For the past several months, we've been having this guy (or group of guys) posting pictures of a cheshire cat with a penis every time Cheshire was mentioned in the slightest. It got to the point where hardly anyone even talks about--let alone likes--Cheshire Cat anymore, because every time it was brought up, somebody would post futacat, our talk about cat batter, or kitty cream, or barbed cat dick, etc.

As for ignoring it, the idea is that ignoring something is akin to silently accepting it. And not a whole lot of people accept it. That's why nobody ignores it so easily. It's not possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Hinezumi translated. Those who like to be raped by monster girls may be disappointed, though she is one who will eagerly beat any martial artist up if she can.

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>>12658592
We can't even give Janet a day without this shit. I feel like a failure.

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>>12658570
But futa and vore aren't comparable to pegging, you just use that as a discrediting tactic. And again you use "forcing" which has lost all meaning now as word to use when someone is discussing something they like.

Also that guy asking about futa is not me.

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>>12658597
See, you're assuming I'm new instead of someone who has been here for quite a long while and simply doesn't give a fuck about fetishes.

>>12658606
Didn't you know? Forcing something means talking about in the presence of someone who doesn't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658600
Intriguing. Sparring sounds like fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658600
I am so fucking hard right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658612
>you're assuming I'm new
I guess I was.
My point still stands. The context behind the fetishes are what make them so controversial here, not the thing itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658600
They're essentially Salamanders who are more prone to rape.

Not that I mind honestly.

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>>12658600
>Unlike other monsters, they don't show much interest in having sex with men

>So you have to ear their respect in order to fuck them

This! This is what I was talking about last week! And they did it! KC fucking did it!

I'm so fucking happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658617
So before this whole chain is deleted, I'd just like to know why people can't simply ignore fetishes they dislike.

Is it just the young age of most people here or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658606
And I haven't seen anyone as obnoxious as that futacat guy who IS actually forcing. I just saw two people talking about pegging in two short posts replying to each other before they got bitched at and deleted. This has basically been the tone since until like a month ago when hating really ramped up.

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>>12658606
They are in that, they're not fucking wanted here and some stubborn faggots keep pushing it. It doesn't matter how you view it, it inevitably causes problems and should not be brought up. But you don't give a fuck if the thread burns so long as you get what you want.

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>>12658621
Earning an MG's respect so you can fuck them is a billion times better
Bravo KC. Bravo

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>>12658623
>Is it just the young age of most people here or what?

That's not it, I'm sure. I mentioned this in my post before, but I'll say it again.

>the idea is that ignoring something is akin to silently accepting it. And not a whole lot of people do accept it. That's why nobody ignores it so easily. It's not possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658621
>What is Salamander
>What is Lizardman

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of gift would we give janet the kikimora?

A new hand made broom?

A new hairpiece?

A new maid outfit?

Her own loving Master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658600
Not really my thing, but its nice to see KC do something different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658634
See, here's the thing, and you may not agree with this:
I don't very well like Salamander and Lizardmen.
So I kinda dismissed them and forgot about them.

Sorry.

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>>12658623
Because they're asked to stop posting, they get indignant and post more to spite people, until they're hated by all, just like fujoshit kun. That's how you're acting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658637
A bag of Lay's.

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>>12658600
Finally, one more mouse girl with a nice face. Large mouse's face pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Kunoichi girl if she wore casual clothes and a sick mask during the day hours?

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>>12658657
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658657
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658657
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658543
I'd be happy with Shadow Hearts Covenant, FF8, 6 or ten

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658657
That's probably the worst case of balloon tits I've seen in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658663
>FF8
Which magic would you junction to your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658657
Am I the only one who finds it neat how THICK Kunoichi girls are? I mean, look at their thighs. For master stealthers, they're pretty damn large.

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>>12658657
Do we have any art with her mask off?

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>>12658657
Yes. A thousand times, yes.
Would she tie my arms to the bed during nighttime activities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658671
It's delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658567
More! More!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658671
KC can draw some very fine thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658673
Fuck yea.
If you're good, she'll untie you and prick you with her specially potent aphrodisiac poison, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658670
Full Life, Quake, Meltdown, Aura

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658671
>>12658675
>>12658679
How do these Ninja Girls feel about being thick? If you teased them about it, would they get embarassed? Or would you be in for a rough night of femdom and seeing just how thick those thighs are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658690
What happens if a shota wanders into a Kunoichi village?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658690
>seeing just how thick those thighs are
Yeah, she'd probably leg-lock your head with them until you apologize.

You're not going to apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658696
Mah knigga.

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>>12658672
I dunno, but we definitely need art of her in casual clothes.
With a sick mask on at least, of course. Otherwise she looks like a regular succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658690
Both, with a side of >>12658696

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658695
Is she raping him in the dark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658620
You mean getting raped. Getting. Raped.

>>12658621
>>12658632
What? Why? May as well go for 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

Kunoichi is notable for how much KC changed her art after her initial release. Namely she gained more fish nets, knee pads, and some extra hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658703
I'd assume that a Kunoichi would either have magically dulled the bladed tip of her tail, or put a "sheathe" of sorts on it.
>>12658706
Indeed.

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>>12658671
That's not thick at all. She's standard skinny waif with balloon tits.

Now this is thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658709
>Not wanting to put effort into getting his waifu
>Not wanting to form a fierce rivalry with a monstergirl that eventually blossoms into love.
My disappointment in you is audible anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658718
Shounenfags.

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>>12658696
>You finally do apologize
>"That's sweet of you anon"
>"But you still have to make up for what you said."
>The next morning you wake up with her legs locked around you and your head in her bosom as her face rests in your hair, and your entire body is sore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658713
Health is fine, but that bitch is a fatty fatty 2x4.

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>>12658567
That night, she came back from her hunt depressed. And very bedraggled. She said she'd got her tail caught in some branches several times, and it showed through the knots, leaves and twigs that marred its otherwise sleek surface.
But she brightened up when I told her about the appointment tomorrow. An actual, expert wizard could certainly help to dispell this hex and downsize her tail. But not by too much, she insisted.
After the dinner of rabbit she'd caught herself, she more or less dragged me up to the bathroom. The shower we had afterwards was fun, even if the cubicle was a little cramped. And after lathering up her tail with shampoo, both of our bodies were covered in foam and bubbles.
Obviously, she wasn't going to let me go with just that, so I took advantage of her plush tail, picked her up by the legs, and plowed her into the cubicle wall, using the tail as a cushion to soften each and every mad thrust into her.
We stay in the afterglow under that running water until it turns cold, and when we dry up, it's while we're huddled up beneath not just a towel, but that tail too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658709
>Not putting effort into getting your waifu
>Not becomming the longest running rivals, eventually scumming to love of fighting each other and eventually love itself
Come on Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658713
I want to tease her with a laser pointer.
And I want her to punish me with agonizingly slow, loving sex. At least until she loses control and goes wild on me. My pelvis might get bruised but it'd be well worth it.

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>>12658709
>What? Why? May as well go for 3D.
>not wanting to earn the V

You may as well play Artificial Academy on Geass mode.
The point is, it's boring. There's a certain adventure to it that is completely lost if you can just unbutton your shirt and pants and every monster girl can ride your dick. Sure, it's easier that way, and people who wish to go for that, can, but what about the people who'd like some romance? Some challenge?

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>>12658718
The effort is in not getting raped by some other MG before getting with the one you want. You think resisting succubus eye magic is easy? Having to dive into a pile of manure to get an Ushi Oni to lose you scent? Getting beat the fuck up by a wolfgirl and winning by the skin of your teeth, fearful the rest of the pack will rape you now that you're weakened? Those not effort enough for you, you bastard!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658732
Well, that actually is a good point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658726
>>12658731
See >>12658732

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658725
But that session alone isn't enough for her. After all, she's still a werewolf. She practically forces the brush into my hands when she drapes herself on the bed and presents her tail to me. It's always been out thing. Foreplay through brushing to relax the both of us and enhance the mood. Except this time I need to start at the foot of the bed, and work my way upwards with the brush.
The second I deliver a single stroke, however, something interesting happens. She moans. Lewdly and uncontrollably, caught completely off-guard at the sensations. Well, that's certainly new.
I wonder if I should stop, but she urges me to keep going. It sounds like sex for her, raw and unrestrained as I run the brush along every millimetre of her fluffy tail. When she climaxes, it straightens out like a pike, every individual hair standing on end as she claws at the bedcovers, arching her back and lolling her tongue out in ecstasy.

For the rest of the night, she's utterly spent and content, but doesn't object when I ask her if she can go another round.
I take the bottom for the sake of her comfort, and she insists on snaking her tail around my waist, like the coiling of a fluffy lamia, pressing our bodies together. She pants slowly and happily as I massage her down there, grinding slowly and all wrapped up in our own personal world of softness. We come together, and she gives a sleepy, satisfied moan that barely escapes her lips. Not long after that, we both slip into sleep together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658600
Bruce Lee's Waifu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwBKjK7Xik0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658711
What was the first drawing of her?

[Anonymous No.]

She is sitting on the couch, very large bowl of popcorn

"Hello sexy dragon wife of mine, what are you watching?" he asks.

She pats the couch and replies " This really cute romance about a Werewolf girl and her human, Join me oh loving husband of mine"

The snuggle on the couch while watching

>>12658745


Not all TV in MGC is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658745
This is story is comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658754
Compare
>>12658711 to >>12658657

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658745
Beautiful. I think I have a hair brushing fetish now, though.

[Anonymous No.]

She is sitting on the couch, holding a very large bowl of popcorn.

"Hello sexy dragon wife of mine, what are you watching?" he asks.

She pats the couch and replies " This really cute romance about a Werewolf girl and her human, Join me oh loving husband of mine."

They then snuggle up together on the couch while watching

>>12658745


Not all TV in MGC is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658763
It is required of any MG that is classified as a fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658764
Honestly, your dialogue is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658764

Jesus Christ that dialogue was cringe worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658767
Yeah, I can't seem to write it our correctly tonight
I am going to delete it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658762
She really does need new art.
Which is why I commissioned some.
http://imgur.com/CLeaaA0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658767
>>12658769

Sorry guys, I just can't seem to write properly tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658772
You brilliant bastard, how long ago did you commission that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658772
Great Scott, that is beautiful
Anon, you are doing the work of the gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658774
Perhaps you just can't write at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658775
Like last Friday.
Rocknroll works insanely quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I think I'm going to call it a night for Shin Trader Anon CYOA.
Feels good to get back to writing at all, even if nothing exciting happened (fucking ties)
But next time we'll have a...fuck it too tired to think of shark pun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658776
I'm assuming he'll have the full thing done in the next three days, if that.
This is just the lineart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658772

>tfw Echidna will never get updated profile art

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658789
She deserves it.
I say that mostly because she's a lamia, but you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658772
Are those those nerf weapons that make you horny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658788
>That's just the lineart
Damn, I thought it was done too. It looks good how it is
You're a good person, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658788
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658745
Eleven feet long. When I woke up, I was almost being smothered by it.
But that's okay, I say to her, because we're seeing someone today. A medical wizard, even.
She can't fit into her panties and trousers without me trimming off a considerable amount of fur. And even then, the actual bodily extremity stretches the fabric as she squeezes into it. In the end, she loses the trousers for a pair of tracksuits, with an elastic hole to better accommodate her tail. By the time she's pulled it up fully, the fur's already regrown from its trimming, of course. Trimming it down was the first thing we tried, and it only came back fuller, softer, and somehow harder to cut.

She seems just as embarrassed then as when she asks me to help her get her tail through the hole in the passenger seat of the car.
"Honestly, I'm amazed you can even carry it around."
"It just doesn't feel any heavier than before," she responds, just like last time. "And please, be careful how you touch it."
I'm trying to coil it around so all eleven feet can fit in the back without any cramping, and I pretend to not notice the blush on her face, revealed by the rearview mirror. Last night wasn't just a fluke then. It really was getting more sensitive. Well, it wasn't exactly sensitive in that way to begin with, but still.
In the end, I manage to fill up the entire backseat row with her tail, and still make a space for me to see the rear window, somehow. With another assurance that everything'll turn out fine after today, I set us off towards the hospital.
_

Okay, I'm done for the night. I've got college in the morning, and it's 2:30am here. Originally, I was going to finish this story on an ambiguously bad ending, but I get the feeling that some of you want a good ending out of this.
So while I put this in a pastebin for your convenience when I start this up again, tell me if you want a good ending, or the ambiguously bad one. I assume I don't need to tell you what the outcomes of the endings are.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, your daughteru is worrying over not gettig accepted into college. Your waifu has been in the workforce for years and has never had a higher education, and is a bit lost on what to do. What do anons, your daughteru's future is at stake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658275
My fetish demands I say breasts. But out of sheer fact of holy shit this will become inconvenient REALLY quick. Practicality demands I choose one of the above adorable answers of "her love for me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658774

You'd have been better of doing something like

"Hey hun, what's one the tube tonight?"

"Little Red Riding Shota 2: The Howling, wanna watch?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658805
What about a career/technical college?

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, your daughteru is worrying over not getting accepted into a good college. Your waifu has been in the workforce for years and has never had a higher education, and is a bit lost as well. What do anons, your daughteru's future is at stake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658799

Wolfuscape ending is the only ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658780
where do you commission him? I'm looking all over his sites and I don't see any information about commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658805

Any braindead moron can get into a decent college. And nobody cares where your undergrad degree comes from if you get a higher degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658819
Ah, crap. I don't have time to read all that tonight. Give me the Cliff's Notes version while I get this pastebin up? I'll read it myself in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658787
It's just nice to see ya got back in the saddle.
Also that we're going to be Pirate Wizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658835
Just don't be ALP pirates

!5 cocks on a gay man's ship
yo ho ho and a butt full of cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658838
That was awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658799
Fantastic! I really hope you make a good ending. I wouldn't mind a bad one either, but a good one would finish me off with the comfy, fluffy feeling I get from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658838
Never do that again, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658799
I as well look forward to the ending for this.
You write very well. keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658824
He can tell you his rates if you message him through pixiv.
I believe it was $60 for character w/o background, $75 with.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this Kunoichi love popping up

For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658856
k. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658857
Flavor of the month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658857
Thick Thighs save lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658857
I don't believe we have any reason to shit on her.
Someday, Gargoyle will have her time in the limelight.
>>12658861
I don't think flavor of the months are possible anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658857
It's the second coming of the P'Orc love, except with the Kunoichi
Sometimes you just have to erect penises to get love on /mgg/. This is surprisingly true now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658799

The werewolf with the growing tail story is pastebinned here for now: http://pastebin.com/Pd5cSBSr

I don't know why I write stuff like this sometimes. I have other stuff I need to get to, but instead I'm getting into this sort of "on a whim" writing.
Sorry it's so janky, too. I'm not as good at this as I should be.

>>12658846
I might do two endings. The original one I had planned, and a happy one as well.

>>12658851
Glad you enjoy it. Honestly, I'm never satisfied with my own writing. To me it always feels hashed out and messy, with little thought put into it. Admittedly, that's probably because it has actually had relatively little thought put into it. I'll going to try to improve, but I feel a bit more comfortable knowing that it's not gratingly bad to other people.

Well, goodnight everybody. I'm going to try for that dream about an astronaut anubis again.

[Anonymous No.]

"Doctor, Doctor! Sometimes, my eye hurts on I travel on airplanes. Can I get a prescription for Black Eye from you?"
>The Lich lifts her head from her clipboard, something not very many people have done
>Looking at him with nothing more than an expression of disappointment, she points towards the door
>"Get out of my office."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658827
>They say it all started with one tail, just one
>That the great wolfuscape was a waifu once, someone's waifu.
>Now there is nothing but fluff as far as the eye can see
>It grows in bunches and clumps as tall as skyscrapers and as small and fluffy as grass
>Your clothes are made of wolf hair
>Your weapons are carved from mighty hairs chopped down and sharpened
>You burn wolf hair in great stinking bundles to stay warm and cook your food, cut from the warm meaty ground beneath your feet.
>You've not seen another creature that wasn't a giant flea or a tick in what must be years
>The world of before seems like a dream compared to this unending nightmare
>But you keep walking, hoping to find an end to the fluff on the horizon
>Maybe even find someone else
>Someone who will shield you from the howling land around you and take comfort in your company
>No such luck
>It's just another day
>Alone in this hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658857
So we have something to talk about besides fluff, scales or muscles.

Your waifu will never be as loved as this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4rAmGEojOw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658868

Nobody would've cared about P'Orcs if that faggot Ovaries didn't bring her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658871
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't been here in a while but last time for MGT you guys wanted an omukade...

Any tips on it or should I just wing it?

Still got like one or two after that until Fox Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658880
But I've always cared about P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658857
It happens occasionally. Last monster girl everybody started to love was alp I guess. Then before that there was the Orc uprising. This happens every now and then that a certain monster girl gets a lot of love out of nowhere and from then on people like them more. Its good for the love and keeps things fresh. Better than the constant shitstorms that seem to be hitting harder lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658880
But Anon, they're so soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658881
You know that thing some people do when they visit a clinic to get prescriptions for drugs they don't need but want to get high from?
He was doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658888
Giant Ant also got some time in the limelight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658882
I have no idea what the fuck you just said. Just make with the Oomukade,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658871
>Not many people have lifted their heads from clipboards
I.. What? Are you from some alternate universe where clipboards are all encompassing abysses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658884
>>12658889

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658882
I have no idea what you're talking about but if it involved Oomukade's then knock yourself out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658873
that sounds like total mofumonium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658899
I phrased that wrong.
>The Lich lifts her head from her clipboard, something not very many people have successfully made her do
Better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658898
It was the Green Text Teacher anon shit.

I'll see what I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658900
Man I don't want to read all that but I'm sure I would love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658904
I guess. But, not to nit pick, but...
>Phoney symptom to get some prescription drugs to get high off
Surely she comes across that alot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658884

I want to ham it up with a P'Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658900
That's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658900
I don't regret compiling that.
Here's an updated version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658917

Ovaries is lewd. It's like a fountain of both impotent tsundere fury for Bob and lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658916
I miss all the P'ork hate. Why one have the one greenpasta where Anon's mum raises him to be a good boy, and so he helps out this P'ork who collapsed on his doorstep out of exhaustion and stavation? He nurses her back to health with tender love and care, and the first thing she does is head back to her tribe to bring back more sisters and rape/kidnap him. The P'ork he helps thanks him by way of village manwhore.. I think they ransack his house too and then burn it to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658866
Complaints generally revolved around "cosplay tier" and "shitty assassin" since while interesting, the premise of going through all the training to "assassinate" a political target by corrective sexing, becoming their waifu and teaching them the love of accepting monster girls as equals was kind of wasteful on manpower.

That said it's not like the concept of "world" is very big to begin with so there's not that many political figures and it's just a nice demonic ninja concept art to take away at worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658922
>Why one
I meant Anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658923
I'm willing to assume that some Kunoichi can go rogue or ally themselves with guilds, armies, and potentially husband hunting groups comprised of other bachelorettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658922
Orcs wuz her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658930

The profile basically says that they almost never fulfill their missions anyway because they find some dick they like and throw all their training out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658857
I think they're shit, if that makes you feel any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658920
Bob is far more lewd

Ovaries just uses the same stuff ad naseum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658913
I suppose she would, now that I think about it.
I'm tempted to post a link to that Xanax story, but I can't find a good video to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658931
P'Orcs are scum and aren't even worth the delicious smell they give off when you burn them in their little mud-huts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658939
Fuck the profiles. They don't reflect entire race.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there such a thing as too much fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658939
Their last mission is always an assassinate mission where they seduce and fuck someone important and get them on the monster side. If they happen to encounter someone who gives em a heartthrob before then, they will always make that individual the target of their final 'assassination mission'.

[Anonymous No.]

Naked Aprons?

Would you wear one for your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658957
Yes. And I'd wiggle my bum at her and make her huff and puff and take me right there on the kitchen floor.

No better way to soothe your wolfu and help her blow off steam after a stressful day at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658949
We have stereotypes for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658957
I'd wear one of those French thongs, but no apron, it just seems silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658966

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658957
No, but I'd let her wear one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658972
Typical amerifat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658939
>The one obligatory "but will also waifu for a normal guy if she likes him" clause is the most important thing.
This is why I can't ever take shitflinging about MGE seriously.

>>12658930
Reading through the profile again, it's not even that bad on ending their role as assassins. The corrective sex "assassination" mission is some top tier, veteran thing that leads to the Kunoichi being a loyal attendant that assists her lord in making the area monster-friendly, then potentially taking him back to whatever village to use for breeding ninja babies, keeping their population going. Pretty long and fulfilling mission.

Still, yeah, there's room for traditional plots, betrayals and whatever, the main purpose of MGE is you could have imagined Taiman Asagi with elf ears and knife-spade tails by yourself, but don't have to, the art and a basic premise has already been done up. What you do with the concept is up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658976
>>>/int/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658957
No, but I would gladly do a JoJo for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658981
>>>/b/
>>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658957
Of course, it's manditory attire for amazoness husbandos.

I just want to see the look on her face when I tell her I made her favorite meal and prepared the bath for her.

>>12658963
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658952
I guess we'll find out when that story gets finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658982

>>12642719

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658982
But which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658986
Your waifu is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12652439
CYOAnon here, any interest in me continuing with Gabby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658998
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658998
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658957
No.
Instead, I would wear only a single hand towel covering my erect member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659009
>not your dick in a a box

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658998
CYOAnon?
Is that really you?
Are you back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658996
No she isn't. You a shit.

>>12659009
That's just ultra slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659009
Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>Mr. Anon, your 2:00 is here. Shall I let them in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659011
A small towel is more subtle, and more enticing, wouldn't you agree?
>Just barely covering it
>And if he lets up for even a moment, it could fall off
>And yet it sits there, perfectly
>It's not falling
>Why isn't it falling!?

>>12659014
>>12659018
I mean, if the endgame is too get her to fuck you anyway, I figured it wouldn't matter.
Unless it isn't, in which case, you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659019
Yeah, but first how about you let me in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659019
Her lips are too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659019
Send them in, I'm a very busy man.
Meet me around back after hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659030
Better for under the desk BJs during a meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659019
>Those lips
Sheesh, that destroyed that picture like a nuclear warhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659030
What are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659014
My kiki can make me into a great man, your waifu will forever remain a husband beating piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659005
>>12659008
Right, here we go then! Using votes from last thread for first bit here
>>12659012
Maybe not who you think I am, I just do the Gabby thing for now
>>12658998
>You explain who Sally is to Gabby
>She's listening very carefully, though you have to turn around to face her since she's still hiding from Mary
>Gets even more nervous when you mention that she's a Nekomata
>Turn and ask Mary where Sally is
>Apparently she ran off on her own as soon as they got there
>Doesn't know
>She's gotta be around here somewhere though
1) Get lunch
2) Search for Sally first
3) Resume date alone with Gabby, she's still clinging and shaking
4) Let Mary hug Gabby a bit more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659030

bruh, that is a perfect set of dick sucking lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659028
Anon is smoooth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659030
>what are dick sucking lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659034
>>12659036
>>12659039
She's butterfaced, don't you realize that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659038
4 then 3 for glory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659048

Are you sure we're looking at the same picture, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659037
My waifu can beat up your waifu AND she trusts me to be a good enough man to support her.

Enjoy your doormat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659038
3.
>>12659048
Even if you think so just do what I said. Keep her under the desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659038
4,3,1, we'll meet the nekomata eventually anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659056
Implying it's only one. Implying they're not bodyguard maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658020
I understand that I'm 6 hours late, but keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care for Kuniouchis either, but I am not gonna post about 'stop posting about it'

It will be a different species next week.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see an apophis getting a purple nurple and crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658998
Yeah Bitch-kun is MIA , so go for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658621
Or, you can just spray her down with a garden hose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659019
>no tail

DROPPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659070
>Bitch-kun
That's actually kinda immature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659073
Well, yes it is.
This is 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658600
I sure like how there's so many monster girls who like to use martial arts to beat the shit out of men even though according to setting material they supposedly dislike injuring humans and making them suffer.
>KC in charge of consistency

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659071
You just happen to carry one of those wherever you go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659038
>It's about time to get back to the date, no sense catching up with a friend you haven't seen in ages right now
>Tell your sister this, she agrees
>But first thing is first
>You pick up Gabby under the arms, she's confused until you hand her to Mary
>The Jinko is happy to take the squirming Dormouse and give her another big hug
>Paws are almost hiding Gabby under them
>Mouse tail going nuts
>Gabby is stuck behind them, trying to wiggle free but unable to
>Only managing to squirm against Mary and squeak
>Mary finally puts her down with a friendly chuff before waving to you two as Gabby hides behind you again, forgetting you made that hug possible
>You rub her head and chuckle at her pouting face before apologizing
>It was really cute though
>She's blushing a bit now, but takes your hand when you offer it
>Take her to get lunch, it's marked up but pretty good considering where you got it
>Finished lunch, you are wondering what you should do next as you sit at the table and sip your drinks with her
1) Go on more slides, there are still some you haven't tried
2) See if Gabby likes your sister, ask about some other things while you're talking with her
3) Ask Gabby if she wants to leave early to see a movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659076
Just shut up and fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659078

Portable garden hose with backpack full of pressurized water.
I can think of no better way to defend oneself from those crazy raping MGs.
Get approached, pull out hose and spray!!!!

Ice cold water everywhere!

Voice over "We will be back with homemade self defense for MGC after these comer....

<she changes the channel>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659080
2 and 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659080
1. Do 2 and 3 while we're walking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659084
It need different liquids in various compartments, I doubt a stream of water would stop an ushi oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659076
A bunch of bruises from them smacking your ass down do not qualify as an "injury", pansy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659095
What about the broken bones?

[Anonymous No.]

Who here loves their Monster Girls in a Southern Style? Texan, Cajun, etc.

The South will rise again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659100
Tall, healthy manticore with a southern accent and a congenial attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659100
I want a Longhorn Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659100
>The South will rise again.
Fuck those halfwit faggots. True southerners don't want to break off from america, they want to rule it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659097
Because a fight obviously cannot end until someone's arm or leg is bending in a way it isn't supposed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659100
No it won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659105
>until someone cannot fight anymore

Yeah, that's usually how it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659100
I like monstergirls with accents, period.
>Werewolves with Cockney accents
>Jinkos and Werebears with Russian accents
>Holstauruses and Minotaurs with Southern Accents
>Lamias with Cajun accents
>Wights with French accents
>Dark Elves and Nightmares with German accents
>Dullahans with Irish accents
What other monstergirls would have accents?
I fucking love accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659103
>Wanting a scrawny flat longhornstaurus whose only redeeming features are being scrappy and having gigantic horns

I'd take a thick brown muscular and stacked angustaurus over that any day. And she'd do just as well in the heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659111

>Wurms with Welsh accents

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658600
...and I'm sold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659105
>someone's arm or leg is bending in a way it isn't supposed to
Compound, fractured, or incomplete?
>>12659111
Harpies with southwestern Ohio accents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659113
>angs

Thanks asshole, you just made me hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659111
Yeti's with Canadian accents
Do we really have accents? Because I don't hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659080
>You ask if Gabby wants to get back to the rides
>She's feeling tired, so you decide to talk with her
>Ask what she thinks about your sister
>"Scary. And nice." She mumbles
> Well, she doesn't dislike her
>Seeing how she's over half asleep, you decide more water park wouldn't happen
>But still have a while before dinner
>Ask if she wants to go see a movie and get dinner after
>Thinks about it for a few moments before responding
>"Sure."
>You two get up and head to the changing rooms to get your things
>Head out of the park once you are both dressed, head over to her mother's car
>Gabby's mother is still asleep where you left her
>Her water bottle is emptier though, so she didn't get heat stroke
>Knock on window to wake her up so she'll unlock the doors for you
>You sit in the back with Gabby again and get her to take you to the movie theater next
>Are again treated to her sleep driving, it's almost as scary when it happens as last time
>As you head into the theater you look at what movies are playing soon
1) Romantic comedy starring some guy and a famous Medusa
2) Action movie starring a kunichi who is forced back into using her skills to rescue her husband
3) A drama picture in which a vampire and her dhampire daughter try and reconcile after the untimely death of the husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659119
It seems to be the more northern of us Canadians that have accents, while people who live closer to the America-Canadian border don't have much of an accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659119
Everybody does no matter where you're from. Canadians get made fun aboot like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657425
Trish fucking up too hard and never having a chance to do things normally is a very important part of the story. It would renege on too much character development for that end to pan out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659111
Cheshires and Jabberwocks with Queen's English accents.
Sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659122
Makes sense. But I'd say most Canadians from the East have more of an accent then us Northerners. But that's just me. Though I agree with the southern thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659120
Mass possession horror movie with matangos as the 'monsters'. More fear squeaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659038
4 and then 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659120
1. Sit in the back and make out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659120
1.
Medusas are highly underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659120
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659128
Eastern guys most likely have a more pronounced accent because of Irish and Scottish immigrants taking more of a foothold in that area of the country.

I'd date a eastern Canadian Grizzly girl with a cute hint of an Irish accent

[Anonymous No.]

It is finally complete. My very first attempt at writefagging anything longer than a 2 post greentext story. I present to you: Geomancer.

http://pastebin.com/kjiDcLva

Its sort of like Spice and Wolf mixed with Minecraft mixed with Dungeons and Dragons mixed with a mild Halloween theme. I know im late to the party on the Halloween stuff, it took much longer to write than I expected.

It features a werewolf and an arachne. I thought it turned out quite well for the most part. My autism bled through in just a few areas, and I apologize for that. You can probably tell ive played more than a few hours of Minecraft.

You can notice where I started out in greentext format, then slowly transitioned into a more normal writing style. I didn't do this on purpose, it just sort of happened that way. It also seemed like my writing quality improved significantly the longer the story went on. Dat spider, man. I dont want to spoil the story, but jesus christ what the fuck.

This story is unofficially set in the Shadelands mentioned in Anonymooses saga, chapter 48. Hopefully he is ok with me referencing his stuff. No need to reinvent the wheel and all that.

This story uses a main character that isn't totally powerless, which seems to be rare in the monstergirl universe. I thought it worked out quite well. The glass cannon approach seems to lend itself to this setting admirably.

If it seems shitty at first just hang in there, it gets a lot better. Especially the final 3rd of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659141
>Minecraft
Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659100
I like red neck onis and illegal immigrant amazonesses myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659141
There is so much wrong with this post I don't have any...I'm stupefied. Whatever, I'll read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659120
>You suggest the romantic comedy, it seems like the sort of thing to see on a date
>Gabby yawns and says "Sure"
>Get some snacks and your tickets for it, get to the theater just as the lights are starting to dim
>The place is packed
>Really really packed
>Seems that lots of medusas and their boyfriends came here
>The ones with large tails have to take two seats to avoid blocking the row
>There is a seat in the far back corner that has been missed though
>Just the one
>Head up to it and sit down, Gabby gets to sit on your lap
>She doesn't seem to mind as you hold her from behind
>After the commercials and the previews pass you realize she's asleep
>She was pretty tired, but you gently stroke her tail to wake her up anyways
>She squeaks a bit but only wakes up a bit, eyes still hanging heavy as she yawns again and tries to focus on the screen as the movie starts
1) Let her sleep through the movie, it should be alright even if she misses it. Or can Dormice still understand movies while asleep?
2) Keep her awake to watch the movie
3) Keep her awake by teasing her with quiet kisses and nibbles at her ears
4) Leave early to get a refund and have her mother take you two home

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659110
I'm just saying that in most martial arts sports you don't have serious injuries occurring in every match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659094
What the fuck would stop an Ushi-Oni that you could reasonably carry around? It's not like they care if you spray them with acid, that just makes them more aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659146
Whatever you do don't buy fruit from an Amazon.
A man shopping is a potential husband.
Unless you're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659154
>Gabby yawns and says "Sure"
Fuck, the perils or a dormous. Was she just tired? Or was your idea for a date just boring for her? We'll never know.

3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659156
Some kind of concentrated sticky elastic gum spray?
Nah, they'd just pull up the pavement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659156
Napalm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659156
>Masochist Ushi Oni
>She gets off to men who try to escape by attacking her
>Gets really horny once blood starts getting shed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659155
This isn't sports.

>>12659154
1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659156
Something that'd make fall asleep or could fuck with her motor functions. Know of anything like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659154
1, though do 3 every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659172
OH! A COFEE GUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659164
At that point its just a flamethrower.
>>12659175
Holy shit that's genius, they're spiders so it would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659164
>you lower the nozzle and the fire begins to calm down a bit
>a figure hobbles out of the cloud of smoke and ash, fire still clinging to it.
>her lips (or what's left of them) part into a manic smile, flesh cracking as it grows back at lightning speed
>"oh darling, why did you have to go do that? Now i'm all... hot and bothered."
>she laughs at her own pun for a second before lunging at you

Now you're being raped by a horror that also is on fire. Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659141
Speaking as a fellow new writefag, you really didn't need to include all that information in your post. Just something like "First time writefag, my story's about (x) and (y), here you go." would have been fine. Present your work and let people read and make of it whatever they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659177
Claw at your own throat.

The only option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659166
Then what is it? Fighting for monster girls in MGE is something recreational. Not a bloody deathmatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659181
>as you slit your own throat with your bootknife, she takes it out of your hand and stabs herself with it with a languid speed that betrays her lack of give-a-fuck.
>black blood drips into your wounds and your vision goes red at the edges while your wounds seal
>on the upside, you're more ready to get it on than you've ever been in your entire life

Thus, a new incubus was born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659172
Here's what we could do:
We lure the majestic predatory Ushi oni to a love hotel, see? There, Anon's will be fixing up the hotel for entrapment of even the most toughest of stains. we're talking Holstaurus milk, Weresheep blankets, pillows, hell even a weresheep wool mattres.
The kicker? We get a Dormouse pillow.
Once the magestic predatory cowspider gets close chasing that poor Anon, everyone else bails like its the end of the world. The chased Anon then leads her straight to the room, which will be a dead end of course. Now, the Ushi Oni would've pounced on him like a predatory Jinko on their mate, right onto the bed

Boom. Instant capture. She'll be out like a light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659182
But where's the fun in that? Fighting is boring when no one's getting badly hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659182
...and suddenly I'm thinking of an MG Colosseum. Instead of 'off with his head' for the loser, the winner gets taken 'off for some head'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659182
spoiler]It used to be...thanks KC[/spoiler]

It's a man fighting for his freedom against a 'predator' and a monstergirl for her reproductive 'rights.' Pretty intense anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659187
What if she tackles you, onto the bed first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659199
Well then they're both passed out. Sacrifices must be made.
Any more irrelevant questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659186
Fine then, wait until you have a chance to run away while acting as normal as possible.

Then asap, douse yourself and drink holy water to eradicate the demonic energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659192
Monster girls actually do have their own martial arts tournaments. Humans are obviously allowed to compete, but if a man loses to a monster girl she has the right to claim him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659203
Okay.
What if she's faster than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659206
This piques my curiosity...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659205
>chance
>to run away
>ushi-oni
You don't know this particular monster very well, do you?
>>12659199
Then she fucks an unconscious body for a couple dozen hours.
>>12659209
Then you get Ushi-Oni'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659209
Not our problem. If the anon gets raped before he makes it to the trap, then he was weak and unfit for the job.
Thus, irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659212
Why are Ushis such horrible monsters.

Nothing but rape, no love, rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659154
>Well, you could have some fun with this you suppose
>Watch the movie, anytime it gets to a more boring part you stroke her tail, nibble at her ears, or kiss at her neck
>She squeaks and squirms awake each time
>Falls asleep within five minutes after you stop
>The movie isn't too bad despite the cliches
>Though you've never seen so many lamia hugs in one place before
>Once the movie is over you wait till the credits are over to see if Gabby is going to wake up
>She's out cold, you have to pick her up and carry her out yourself
>Guess dinner isn't happening
>Or maybe you can rouse her out of it by getting her some coffee
1) Get her mother to take you home, let Gabby sleep
2) Try and find something to wake her up a bit for the rest of your date
3) Ask her mother if she's sleepy or bored, dormice can tell right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659198
Well, she wouldn't get much reproducing done if she punched your ribs into your lungs and mangled your spine in indescribable ways.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go clubbing with monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659215
No, they just do things in reverse order. They rape first, then once sated, they show the love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659218
No because I hate clubs. Maybe a nice restaurant, or a mixer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659215
They're fantastic monsters. They just aren't very hugboxy, unlike 80% of the monsters in the MGE universe. They drag you off to a rape den and you're never, ever seen again. Once you're a n incubi, and thus focused on sex as much as they are (because you adopt some of their traits) you're given the freedom to choose which floors you're fucked through. Unlike the rest of the roster, they're actually something to be AFRAID OF.
>>12659218
Yeah, but not with those two. I don't trust them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659216
3, then either 1 or 2 depending on the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659216
3, 1 if affirmative, maybe with up with nekomata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659218
They'd probably just slap my ass and assume I'm an easy slut and try to booze me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659216
I feel that coffee may be a terrible idea for a Dormouse.

But then again, coffee may not be a terrible idea for a Dormouse.
Go for 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659218
I hate crowds, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659225
Are you saying you wouldn't want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659218
That sounds like an easy way to get raped. No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659232
I wouldn't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659224
>maybe with up with nekomata
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659217
Mamono Mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659236
You like playing hard to get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659240
Shit. sorry. 3 and if mom confirms Gabby is bored/asleep, take her home. Then, maybe meet up with nekomata childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659232
But what if some mean dire wolf tries to spike my drink or something? Then I'd just mysteriously disappear some night and my friends would just forget about me. It would be hard to have fun knowing that some MG could be setting me up to get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a story of a little dark elf and an arach who go hunting men together.
She rides the arach and the chase men through the city

No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659218
Would you go out clubbing with your Pharaoh girlfriend?
Keep in mind she has snuck out of her heavily surveilled house to visit the town unsupervised with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659259
She's just a nigga with a snake
She ain't my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659253
Sure, there' very little MG cooperation stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659253
Sounds like enough for a fun greentext. Not sure how'd you flesh it out into a story though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659259
No since clubbing is never a good idea
I'd just show her around the town, treat her to dinner at some fancy smancy restaurant, sprinkle in some late night stargazing or if its New Years watching the fireworks.
Then head on home for some cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659216
>You carry Gabby out to her mother's car again, still waiting for you while sleeping
>As you get in and set Gabby on the back seat to buckle her in you ask her mother if she can tell
>Her mother asks which movie you saw
>You tell her, explaining that Gabby was asleep right way
>She explains that Gabby doesn't like romantic comedies, and the action movie would have been better
>She actually likes action movies
>She did get bored
>Well, that's your fault
>Gabby squeaks awake, still mostly asleep
>"Is the movie over already?" She asked, yawning another time
>Tell her it is, suggest her choosing where to get dinner
>She wants to go home to nap, get dinner there
1) Go along with it and go home
2) Ask if you can join them
3) Insist on going out to eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659243
I just don't want monstergirls to awkwardly ht on me and buy me drinks to "get me loosened up"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659267
Nigga we fucked up, it's game over man. Go with 1 for now, maybe you can meekly mention 2 after your shameful choice in movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659267
>She explains that Gabby doesn't like romantic comedies, and the action movie would have been better
>She actually likes action movies
>She did get bored
>Well, that's your fault

Dammit! I was blinded by my want NOT to force Kunoichi anymore than has been done.

Tell me, anons. Was I wrong? And will you be my second?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658146
My knowledge of Real Estate is limited to my hobby of leaving HGTV on in the background whenever I'm doing random things, but if it's taught me anything, it's that THAT is a smart woman right there.

And I like a smart woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659268
Whatever you do when you are there, if you see a Manticore woman, DO NOT RUN!, slowly back away, and go to one of your friends and act like you are BF/GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658191
She already technically has been.
She's an immortal witch, so she qualifies for CC age.
And she played the part of the Cheshire Cat in the Nunnally in Wonderland OVA. It was wonderful. I even have a cute prize figure of CC CC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659271
Sure, I'll kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659266
What will you do when her father/main butler/bodyguard shows up in the middle of your date to try and take her home?
She did run away to spend time with you, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213
First off. Dat Oomukade. Sounds cute as fuck.
Second.

>Get seated with a Lich
>She immediately cuts you off before you can say anything, and holds up a sheet of paper.
>It's a contract.
>She quickly but descriptively explains the outline for becoming her "Assistant", including basic job duties, responsibilities, risks, and benefits.
>Hints that if you sign it, you'll probably be stuck in the role for life.

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659271
What do you mean by second?

If you want me to go alp, be gentle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659278
We both run away, hands interlocked and such, you've seen movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659253
Do Shark Girl and any type of Mermaid.

The former does it purely for breeding, the latter does it because she loves rape.

Mermaid coaxes men into the water with her music / inviting atmosphere, shark girl drags them under and out to sea, underwater (scary / fear boner) rape involving the mermaid "breathing" for the victim until the man ejaculates deep inside Sharkie, Sharkie leaves and the mermaid goes for the long haul and drags them off to the Dolphin Rape Cave and basically has her way with him for hours / days on end until eventually depositing them back on the beach.

>>12659259
Absolutely, I'll enjoy getting tackled by 5 Anubis girls in suits while the other 5 rush Pharoah off into a bulletproof limo. After they let me go I'm sure an Apophis will take me down and force me to help her by getting the Pharoah in a compromising position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658308
Akatsuki a cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659216
3 and then either 1 if she's bored, 2 of she's just tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659267
1 and 2. Apologize for the movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659271
Sorry, was going to make the second movie feature a certain wonderland dragon but Kunoichi fit the 'badass coming back into action to murder lots of people' movies that have been released lately more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659283
I mean if I can't kill myself, you'll have to finish the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659280
What are the benefits?

I would like to know what I am getting paid, and what happens if I get hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659283
Disgraceful.. Make your peace and wash your neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659292
Okay, I'll do it.

I'm using a shotgun.
With Dragon's Breath rounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659293
Always read the fine print

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659273
This is why we have beta orbiter MGs, so that you can run to them when some obnoxious creep is hitting on you. Then you put her back in the friendzone while you go hit on that hot jinko jock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659267
>She explains that Gabby doesn't like romantic comedies
SHAMEFUR DISPRAYU
Option 4. Apologise for ever bothering her and then go commit sudoku.
Or just 1 and reflect on your actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659299
Well, what does the fine print say?

I can't read something I can't see

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659302
That's why it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658600
>If you beat one up, you'll be filled with the desire to rape her.

Well, seems KC has finally created a monster geared towards normal, Male -> Female Rape. Neato.

Also, getting submissive and meek whenever they get splashed, or better yet, bukkaked? Fuckin' lewd and cute.

Getting to be a flame-coated battle couple though? That're constantly horny and fuck each other hard as soon as a fight's over?
Yeah, sign me the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659307
Okay I'll sign it.

But I demand that I have at least one firearm, minimum is a Tranq gun loaded with the most powerful tranquilizers on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659308
>Mercenary Hinezumi and Anon couple
>On the top ten list of most deadly hired guns
>Beyond chuuni's
>Beats everyone up into charred bloody mush
>Literal BURNING SPIRIT
>Has hot passionate rough sex right after the jobs done

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659308
That already was there with Kikimora, Alice, Familiar, Dormouse, Chochin Obake, and Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656023
Late to the party, but I wanted to answer this.

>Hathor Day?
I think some kind of festival for each equinox/solstice. Don't forget the mating rituals during the Spring equinox~

>Ceremonies
I wouldn't be surprised if Hathor had some kind of ceremony using sex magic. Maybe a simple fertility ritual cast during a married couple's honeymoon to ensure fertility?

Also a spell/ceremony that can make a woman Healthy and fertile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659218
>my feet hurt
>the sirens are too loud
>most drinks are spiked
>some tentacles grabbing my ass
>I wish I was home with my hibernating dryad
>smart girl, just yawned at the invitation

No

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659267
>You apologize for the movie pick as you get in and buckle up in the back with Gabby
>"It's okay." Gabby responds, giving you a tiny smile
>As the mother pulls out you ask if you can join them, making sure to be polite about it
>The mother thinks for a minute before answering
>"I suppose if Gabby wants you to."
>You look at Gabby, she's barely staying awake
>After a few minutes, she finally decides
>"Okay."
>Looks like you got lucky
>You text your father to tell him where you'll be as the mother changes route
>Gabby leans into you as she falls asleep, though if it was accident or not you can't tell
>You get to her place and the mother parks the car, asks you to bring Gabby in
>You get out and carry the sleeping mouse inside
>The entrance is the living room where two younger dormice are watching some cartoons, their toys laying around the floor
>Mother guides you to Gabby's room so you can set her on the bed for now
>Getting the chance to see her room, you find posters for metal bands on the walls, and a bookcase with video games and dvds on it for her personal console
>You leave the room and get told that they'll have dinner when the father gets home, in thirty minutes
>Your phone starts vibrating after, when you check you see your mother is rapid texting you with oddly mispelled titles like usual
1) Call your mother after checking the texts
2) Go play with Gabby's younger sisters
3) Ask if you can help with dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659293
The benefits are, besides pay:
>Room and Board
>Free Meals (They may be laced with experimental substances, you will be warned in advance when they are)
>Medical and Dental (Which she will do herself)
>Pay is roughly $75,000 annual.
>In the event of severe injuries, she will dress like a nurse to care for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656023
>>12659320
Yes, yes, lay out your Hathor related plans...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659319
Kikimora is more about seduction, and I'm not sure precisely how Familiar or Chochin Obake fit. And Orc is more about switching dominance.

I'll give you Alice and Dormouse though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659328
>Pay is roughly $75,000
>That spoiler
Sign me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659329
Ushi-oni is a good girl.
it hurts so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659326
1, followed by 3.

Also, ask about her father. See if you can get tips on making a good impression from her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659319
Add cocatrice to that and you have a complete list of my least favorite, non-matango MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659326

1 and then 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659330
Tsukomogami love to be used by their men, I'm sure you know where I'm going with this. Familiar, like alice, ignites an instinct to protect that turns into lust. Orc become slaves, granted, if you beat them, but they go so far as to kill themselves if ordered to so. Kikimora is all about service and loyalty, and will take the dick anytime, anywhere, in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659336
Even lower than roper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659326
1 and 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659347
Yes, but all of those are different than "Magically induce a desire to actually, literally rape". Only Alice and Dormouse fit into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659357
The point is rape anon, not the how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659329
But most of this is common knowledge
Meet me at the usual place. Bring the usual payment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659332
Dont you mean hurts so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659371
Even then though, I don't think Familiar or Tsukomogami really count as 'rape' by any definition. Kikimora DEFINITELY doesn't, and Orc I'd say is more a fringe case.

Somebody else brought this up to me though. What about Jinn in a Jar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659326
>Can't leave your mother hanging
>You check the texts, the first is freaking out over you staying at some strange girl's house
>The second is apologizing for not waiting for father to finish giving the information
>The third is freaking out again, saying she wanted to meet her before something like this happened
>You call her and reassure the panicky jinko mother, tell her you'll be back afterwards
>After a good ten minutes she finally calms down and you can hang up
>You head into the kitchen to see the mother starting to prepare dinner
>Looks like she's making some sort of chinese stirfry with dumplings
>You offer to help, almost surprising her
>She has you taking care of the cutting and reaching the top cupboards for the right seasonings and sauces despite the lowered cupboards and counters
>You ask about Gabby's father to see if you can impress him
>Gabby's mother begins to yammer about him, going over how they met and what sort of things he likes
>He's in construction, but loves his kids above all else
>Not quite as protective as your mother is of you
>Big into sports, favorite of which is mixed martial arts
>As the dinner is getting plated you hear the door, father calls that he's home
>Gabby's mom runs out in apron, you follow to see her running into a rugged man before falling asleep right away
>He sees you and you have to introduce yourself since the mother is out like a light
>Shakes your hand and nearly crushes it, smiling and happy
>Thanks you for getting his daughter into something nicer to wear
>He wakes up Gabby's mother with the tail trick you've learned, she heads off to fetch Gabby for dinner
>You sit down at the table in a spare chair from a storage room to the side while the father picks up and carries the two other daughters to their seats
>Gabby sits down beside you as she comes out and dinner is served out
1) Chat with Gabby's father about sports
2) Wait for someone to bring a topic up
3) Talk to Gabby about the posters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659373
my pelvis is literally held together by bits of wire and prayer

I can't feel my legs anymore. not that i really ever move around much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659380
Does she at least bring things to make that crater comfy, or does she just move you to make a new crater each time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659382
Well, obviously she brought me pillows to arrange around myself on the now bowl-like futon.

She's not a savage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659376
Familiar

>Her atmosphere will be more innocent and defenseless, rousing a man's protective instincts, while at the same time giving off an allure that drives men even crazier than a mature woman. If they then tempt a man, the efficacy is so powerful we can pretty much call it a super move. Any man, no matter how straight-laced, will find himself reaching for the girl's body, ultimately piercing her vagina with his manhood.

I suppose you're right about CO. as for Jinn of the jar, she could count, as well as mimic, since they're powerless outside their pots and chests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659391
>If they then tempt a man.
Not rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659379
3 then 1, personally don't know about much sports aside from the occasional martial arts training your mother and sister subject you too. But even then you're more like a punching bag than an actual participant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659379
>Big into sports, favorite of which is mixed martial arts.
Surprised he's with a Dormouse then, rather than a Hinezumi.

Anyway, 2 for a bit, if nothing comes up, 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659395
Whatever guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659379
3 then 1, personally don't know about much sports aside from the occasional martial arts training your mother and sister subject you too. But even then you're more like a punching bag than an actual participant. Also don't let Gabby bring up your shit taste in movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659400
I'm not your guy, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659402
>>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659399
Just because he's into MMA doesn't mean he can fight himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656023
>What day would be Hathor day?
Days? No. Cycles, yes.

Full moons of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659379
>Wanting to get back some points with Gabby, you ask about the posters in her room
>She wakes up a bit more, looking surprised at you
>Starts talking about the bands, though you don't know much about them she doesn't mind
>Surprised to have her this talkative, you're halfway done before the conversation dies down
>You strike up the father, asking about what he thinks of someone from a jinko family
>Utterly delighted, thinks you can fight like a tiger now
>You're more like a bobcat, but you take the compliment
>Start talking about recent MMA fights you haven't seen, he doesn't mind either as he goes on about the last fight in the super heavyweight he watched that had a ryuu and a jabberwok wreck a fighting ring
>You wish you could have seen it
>After dinner you get some ice cream for dessert and peek at Gabby
>She's smiling again, seems happy to see you getting along with the family
>One of the younger daughters falls asleep with their face in their ice cream
>With dinner you help with the dishes as well, Gabby helps tuck in her sisters
>Now you just need to kiss Gabby goodnight and get home
1) Walk home, it's still early and it's not too far
2) Ask Gabby's parents for a ride, talk some more with them
3) Call your mother to come pick you up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659420
Best go with 3.
No need to worry her any more than she already is. It's dark out, and strange monsters may be around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659420
How the fuck we get to quiet family dinner with girl's family if the first thing we did is raped, creampied and blackmailed her with humiliating pics?

3
Or spooky monsters will rape your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659420
1. its not that far, and you'll be bothering everyone else if you chose the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659420
1 is a definite bad end.

Go with 3, don't burden her parents more with dropping you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659420
3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659420
1. One is gonna won!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659429
Because she's not a shitty human girl., and rape is pretty much courting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659420
3 I want o see more of Jinko mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659420
3 because we aren't morons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659420
>You give your mother a call, and she agrees to the pickup before you can finish asking
>After a short wait inside chatting with Gabby some more about giving her bands a listen your mother pulls up and you give her a kiss goodnight
>Go out and meet your mother on the street, she's eying the place and sees Gabby watching you leave in the window
>"At least a Hinezumi could help you fight."
>Thanks, mom
>Should have walked home, but at least only you heard that
>Head on home while your mother pelts you with questions, and hypothetical situations about two ushi-oni jumping you at once or other such impossible scenarios
>Finally manage to get home, mother still making up hypotheticals, all the way up to a hundred imps swarming at once
>Your father thankfully takes her away once you get in the door for some sparring outside
>Give the bands Gabby suggested a listen at home
>They're actually pretty good, better than those siren singers that most people listen to
>Head to bed and get some sleep for sunday
>Wonder what to do tomorrow
1) Sleep in and do some lazy things on your own
2) Get some sparring done early with sister
3) Meet up with Gabby again for something she wants to do
4) See if you can meet up with Sally to catch up with each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656807
>drawfags to (hopefully) carry out
Hinezumi swing dancing in a prohibition-era bar and setting everything on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659466
2 sounds like a nice way to start the day, followed by 3 later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659466
2. Then call up Gabby and see if she wants to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659466
>>"At least a Hinezumi could help you fight."
So true. Hinezumi is the superior mouse in every way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659478
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659478
>Mouse
But she's a rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659466
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659482
I would push that flaming cutie down on the floor and passionately kiss her while interlocking fingers with her. If you did that with a Dormouse? She'd just fall asleep for you to molest. I'd rather tangle with an active girl.

>>12659486
>nezumi
Do japs have a different kanji for rat and mouse or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659491
>Do Japs have a different kanji for rat and mouse or something?
Well, no, they don't.

But in this case, it's clearly meant to be Rat, after the "Fire Rat" of Japanese mythology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659466
>Mother has been nagging you to practice more for some time, so you make sure to set your alarm before bed
>Wake up and get into your training gi right away
>Figure that your parents are tired, so you meet Mary outside in the training area where she's practicing her kicks on a log in the ground, producing loud cracks with each hit
>Thank the various gods she holds back on you
>After you warm up you suggest sparring with her, she naturally agrees
>Get onto the backyard lawn and start the match
>She's holding back more than usual, you manage to make a few good tosses and holds
>She still wins more rounds than you
>Ask her to stop holding back, can't tell how rusty you are like this
>Bad idea
>She dislocates your shoulder on accident with her toss, you land flat on your back
>Panics and almost forgets how to put it back in, still hurts like hell
>You call it a morning and head inside to make some breakfast and get some ice for your shoulder
>Mary makes you some eggs and bacon to make it up to you
>Take the time to call Gabby, it's a late breakfast so she might be awake
>Somehow she is, if barely
>Ask if she wants to do something with you today
>Mumbles for a bit, can't understand her
>Finally says something you can figure out
>Wants to hang out around the park
>Agree to meet each other there around noon so you can get lunch together
>Have your breakfast, it's good besides the odd hair in it but you're used to that
>Shoulder still feels bad, but you can use the other arm at least
>Just need to get ready for the park
1) Prepare food before you go, Gabby seemed to like what the food last night you helped with
2) Check out some shops in town one the way to the park
3) Hang around home and nurse the shoulder till you need to go, head straight there

[Anonymous No.]

>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

'Nother Rusalka update. The DreadLich Onee-san this time. Dick-plants and blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658600
>Kung-fu girl

Yes, please. We also need a Chinese kung-fu zombie like Hsien-ko.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQIwiIszD0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659491
Hinezumi is also the small body type without being too loli, especially the chest
Real fan of the size and proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659494
Let us make and pack a lunch for ourselves and our sleepy mousegirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659497
I love her hips and thighs. The tits are nice too, but I wouldn't mind a little smaller. At least the shape is excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659497
>>12659502
I really like whatever it is that she's wearing to cover her chest. Hot damn, that material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659493
Chinese

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659505
And yet her name, in both Kanji and the Romanization, is in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659495
"yeah that plant was a total dick to me, all I did was cut my finger and bleed a little bit, but NOOO she had to be a total douche about it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659506
rat is Chinese , not my fault he stole it, note she wears what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659506
Hercules is a Greek hero, despite being known to us through the Latin form. I'd say it's safe to call the rat a Chinese creature if the Japs learned it from them.

[Anonymous No.]

You're at a beach.
Do you go surfing with Mermaids?
Do you bury yourself in the sand and jump out when someone comes close enough?
Do you you get drunk with the Oni?
Do you hunt for metallic things beneath the sand with a Dragon?
Or do you kick down a sandcastle being made by an young Anubis and Pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659509
Actually his name is Heracles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659510
Dragon wins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659510
I think the jumping out to surprise someone sounds fun
inb4 it's a terrible idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659510
Bully loli Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659494
1, sort of glance at the shops and see if anything catches our eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659513
>you spook an Ushi Oni
>she punches your head off
>your head flies away and lands in a Dullahan's birthday cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659510
Is there an option to help build a sand castle with a young Pharaoh and Anubis?
Knocking down a kid's sand structure is kind of...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659510

I wonder why the hell I'm at the beach in the middle of fall and then lightly scold my Wurmfu who was busy smashing watermelons for not thinking things through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659516
That's speciest man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659517
You gotta follow Ophy and what she tells you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659495
Oh, and tell me what you think of the Lich's character. I was going for a Kuudere sort of thing, but a little more dere than kuu, just based on their long history. But I wanted to get across the idea of being cooly observational and analytical

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659510
Trick the Anubis and Pharoah somehow so they leave for a bit, bury myself maybe a foot away from the castle, wait a while until it sounds like they are nearly done, leap up and scare the hell out of them while making GOOZEILLLAA noises destroying the sand castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659494
1 and then 3 till it's go time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659512
Bonus points if she looks like Maruga the queen of the white dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659520
If I'm old enough to get drunk with Onis, don't you find the notion of kicking down a kid's sand castle...you know...Beelzebub-tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659522
I like your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659510
I help the Anubis and Pharaoh rebuild.

[Anonymous No.]

i am going to go with the Dragon on this.

Maruga? She is about as humanlike as you can get with a dragon.
cosplay tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659525
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659494
>You decide to make some lunch for the pair of you
>Nothing too fancy, though you do cook some of it
>You still have some time before you need to go so you get some more ice for your shoulder before you get a shower and change into something more presentable
>Head off a tad early to look in store windows on the way
>Don't see anything that Gabby might like on the way, though you pause to ponder some new earrings for her
>Get to the park and start waiting for her where you agreed to meet and hope she isn't running late
>You hear some swift footsteps behind you, too close to check who it is
>Too large and fast to be Gabby
>This is going to suck with your shoulder like it is
1) Dodge and get ready to run
2) Defensive toss and pin, they're not a heavyweight
3) Hesitate and leave yourself open

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659528
Why do you never do the whole post link thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659532
1. But its probably that cat girl friend of our sisters from yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659534
sorry, whole post thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659541
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys know what pussy pumps are, right?
How would your monster waifu react to one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659544
I meant to inquire as to what you mean by 'whole post link thing'

Maybe i am derping from being sick, god knows my writing is horrible tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659545
Pussy pumps are what the call shoes here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659546
Like answering a question, but not linking to said question.
Like so:

>>12659545
She would be disgusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659532
Grit your teeth and go for 2, pull with your good arm, and just bear it as you throw their weight over your bad shoulder.And don't pin, but look at the species first. If its strong, leg it as it gets up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659545
No, I have no idea. I've only heard of penis pumps. Are you doing like a joke thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659547
>>12659551
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_pump

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659532
Use your good arm for 2

>>12659545
I looked that up on google images.
That was a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659548
Yes, it is a bad habit of mine, i will try to stop doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659553
That looks like a bloodletting cup. You made me imagine bloodletting from the vulva, you fucking piece of shit. My monster girl waifu would cry at the though, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659553


Thank you 4chan.
I have learned so much more about sexual fetishes that i never would try here than any other place in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

So, what would you guys think of Thigh high boots and a mini skirt on a fox woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people that didn't know about pussy pumps until now

Honestly, I didn't think they were that niche of a thing. I fapped to a video years ago of a woman using one. I'd do it again if I found it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659562
Kind of whorish, but very sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659139
>>12659128
People from North America who don't seem to have an accent actually have the standard American Midwestern accent, which spread like the fucking plague to everywhere on the continent that didn't already have a distinctive speaking style back in the late 1800's-early 1900's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659566
Whorish, and very good if you're having casual sex, but undesirable for a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659568
If your just fuck buddies, or roleplaying, then it's the best thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659532
>Manage to grab their wrist with your good hand and flip them over your shoulder
>Not surprised at the lighter weight or female form, it's not the first time something has tried to jump you
>They as put flat on their back with the wind knocked out of them as you step back and see what it is
>Tabby cat eats and tails, track coat and shorts on a slim frame with a messy, tomboyish brown haircut cut off at the top of the neck
>Tanned skin gives away how much time they spend outside
>She starts laughing afterwards, somehow not bothered by being flipped into the ground so hard
>Gets up and keeps laughing, she's almost as tall as you despite being much lighter
>You wait for her to calm down, she isn't trying to jump you again after all
>Once she does she starts talking with a big grin on her face
>"Still don't hold back on girls, huh? You bully!" She sticks her tongue out at you
>Clicks
>Must be Sally, hardly recognized her with the tan and in such boyish clothing
1) Scold her for trying to jump you like she did
2) Apologize before starting to catch up
3) Pretend you don't know who she is for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659573
1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659567
So that's why a british guy told me I sounded american a month ago

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a link to the greentext about a Wurm watching grass grow? I can't find it in the master pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659573
1, then sort of 2.

[Anonymous No.]

Where all da muskox girls at?
>dat luscious, full hair and the way it sways as they butt heads
>like an unholy crossbreed of an oni and a goat girl
>dat mighty crash as she destroys the ushi-oni that is trying to rape her husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659584
Well, I'd imagine the tundra

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659584
>destroying an Ushi Oni
That's just wishful thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a sudden urge to be bullied by an MG that is smaller than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659573
3 for comedic effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659586
Muskoxen are fucking monsters, anon. They ram like goats at 60 km/h but they weigh like 300 kilos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659588
Don't say that, you're going to attract Sabbath. I only JUST got them to stop trying to sell me cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659593
And you expect one to even harm a monster known to be ridiculously strong, high in vitality, and can shrug off a lot of abuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659586
>wishful thinking
You've never seen one of those fuckers up close have you? I'd say they would be pretty on-par with ushi-oni in both strength/durability and rapetrain tendency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659573
>Tomboy Tabby Cat Childhood Friend
Is this going to turn into a love triangle?
I'm kind of hoping so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659598
>on par
They're faster, true, but not stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659596
A real muskox hits like a car, and we're talking about an MG muskox here. That ushi is getting some broken bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659584
>gets horny
>smells like sex from a mile away
>if she's in the same room the sex smell is so strong you nearly start gagging on it
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659594
Well if you don't like cookies, than could they interest you in some... Chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659603
Only if it's served from loliabs and navel.

[Anonymous No.]

Protip, to slay the Ushi-Oni you wield blunt weaponry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659601
And that makes them stronger than a demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659601
>muskox girl rams into your rapist like a freight train
>shockwave ripples through her entire body, jiggling her massive ass and thighs
10/10 would not blueovary. Lizardgirls could learn something from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659607
She's not a skeleton.
What you need to do is outright kill her in one blow with something like decapitation or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659611
>She charges at a Jabberwock
>Jabberwock punches her mid charge
>Musky gets slammed into the ground with enough force to quake the local area

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659608
>ox demon stronger than muskox monster because I said so
Powerlevels pls stay away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659600
A muskox girl would basically be the western counterpart to the ushi, like dragon is to ryuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659573
>You start to scold her for trying to jump you, not mentioning the shoulder
>Don't get far before you see she isn't taking it that seriously, just keeps smiling
>"So you do remember me then!" She giggles
>Scolding didn't even reach her ears
>Admit it took a moment and apologize for the flip
>"That's alright, I'm made of tough stuff! And sort of expected it." She admits
>You ask about the new style she has
>Explains it just sort of happens if you're into sports, even swimming
>Asks if you're doing anything today, really wants to catch up
>She's clearly interested
>Did sister not tell her about your girlfriend yet?
1) Tell her Gabby is coming and you can't
2) Catch up until Gabby gets there
3) Stall for time, Gabby can't be too far away
4) Go with her for a little bit, Gabby is probably going to be late

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659607
You mean your dick? To slay the monster, leaving only a waifu behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659603
Oooh, I like chocolate. What kinds you got?

>>12659599
That's up to you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659618
>Ox demon
>Weaker than an Ox
Just saying, that's like saying an Incubus is weaker than a regular human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659621
Yes. Ushi-Oni taming a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659607
The first issue is that Ushi-Oni have several legs and can probably outrun you easily.

Combat from the front would be difficult, since she can rear up and slam down on you, putting you in a position for pelvis crushing.

No, what I think is the best method is to climb to high ground, like a tree or a boulder, then jump onto her abdomen, then try to survive the Ushi-Oni rodeo.

Once she's tired herself out, you give her a chunk of meat and stroke her wild, flowing hair.

Congratulations, you've tamed a rape machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659620
1 and 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659627
>Rodeo takes three days due to their stamina
You'll earn that tame ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659627
>survive the Ushi-Oni rodeo
>grope her bust from behind
>nuzzle her nape
>rub your boner on her lower back
How many times would you have to cum on her before she mellows out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659510
The Dragon thingie sounds the most productive. I would also rub sun-tan lotion on her scales even though she wouldn't actually need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659635
>Rub lotion on her scales
>Savor the look on her face when you have to apply it on her breasts and butt as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659640
>Are you sure this is absolutely necessary?
>Yes dear, if I don't do it, the Sun's rays will turn you as fabulous as Alpollo!
>Oh no! I must apply lotion to you at once!
Just as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659623
They're both monstergirls. Ushi-oni isn't a demon, she got hit by the Demon Lord's slut ray and is now a monstergirl. Muskox isn't an ox, see above, now monstergirl. Stop debating powerlevels like this is a fucking naruto thread.

Especially stop debating the powerlevel of a monster that doesn't have any art or fiction to make an assessment from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659641
I'd like my wife to be as fabulous as Apollo though.
She could light up the room during a powerout by merely posing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659632
I feel like cumming on her back would only sexually enrage her further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659645
In the short term, sure, but I think the cum on her back, the hot breaths in her ear and the moans from her future husband would drive her crazy enough to calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659644
Well I guess it's a tots rad day to work on your tan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659642
>Ushi Oni isn't a demon
>Oni = demon/devil/troll/ogre in Nippon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659620
Tell her you're waiting for Gabby.
Catch up in the meanwhile.
Then ask if she'd like to join you and hang out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659613
>Trying to decapitate an Ushi-Oni
>Implies using something sharp against one

So you can take a bath in her blood and become an Incubus or another Ushi-Oni?

Not to mention the potential failure of a bladed weapon to cut through Arachnotaur brand calcium studded bones, which means you'd only be producing a deep cut that would probably spill blood onto you as well as heal up quickly since tissue heals much faster than bone.

Blunt weaponry anon, it's literally the only way to go.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12659620
1 and 2

>>12659650
Son you're crazy third wheeling is suffering for everybody involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659652
Quit trying to peddle your blunt weapons.
Blunt is COMPLETELY useless on monsters that regenerate quickly and are not undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659656
Blunt stronk, Grognak kill baby seal with blunt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659656
Smash her skull and turn her brain into fine paste. Can she come back from that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659648
>conveniently ignoring the rest of the post
Seriously, let's drop this. This thread has multiple canons, relative power depends on the writer, and one of these girls has no writing. There is absolutely no point in debating this. Stop being autistic just because some anon said your waifu wasn't the strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659659
How about trepanation and brainfucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659659
So a sword can't cut through the neck, but a mace made with the exact same materials can smash her skull, which has the hardest bones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659646
>The Ushi-Oni eventually collapses in a sweaty, panting mess.
>She takes deep breaths of air, at the end of each she lets out a gasped 'husband'. As she begins to drool.
>You dismount and start patting her.
>"That'll do demon-spider-cow." you tell her. "That'll do."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659662
>skull regenerates around your dick
>your body is now permanently fused to a violent rape train's head
Good going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659660
She's not my waifu, I just lost it when someone said that a Muskox was stronger. But I'm fine with dropping the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659620
>You explain you can't leave the spot to Sally, since you're waiting for your girlfriend
>She looks surprised, seems she didn't get told about Gabby by Mary after all
>You're fine catching up until she gets there though, even exchanging numbers
>She's elated, and exchanges cell numbers with you first
>Admits that she asked about you a lot from your sister, so you ask questions instead
>Nothing too noteworthy as she recounts what she's been up to, seems she's into drama as well
>Finally mentions she's in the same high school as you
>Before you can respond you notice Gabby moving over, wearing a casual t-shirt and jeans
>Freezes when she sees Sally
>Sally follows your gaze and freezes when she sees Gabby
>You recognize those ears twitches, even if you can't see the cat pupils dilating
1) Restrain Sally so she doesn't chase Gabby
2) Try and get to Gabby first to pick her up and keep her away from Sally
3) Wait and see what happens, this might be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659662
>trepanation
Do we get homunculi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659665
>Kneel next to the worn-out Ushi
>Grab her head by the horns
>Gently kiss her and say you love her
>Her mind finally breaks and she becomes your waifu
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659670
1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659668
>skull regenerates into my dickskin
>I can still move my dickflesh under there
>keep on fucking her brain
Very good going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659670
I insist on 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659670
Have to say 1 as much as I want 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659670
2 or 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659665
>>12659672
>Wake up in the morning and go for breakfast
>The Ushi-Oni is already downstairs making omelettes
>She gives you the plate and...
>Husband, please...
>You kiss her and stroke her hair
>She gently hugs you and tells you she loves you
Rapetrain taming is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659685
What would sex with a tamed Ushi-Oni be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659687
Vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659687
Fuzzy and big

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659687
Emotionally fulfilling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659687
Pretty vanilla.
Add in cosplay and you'll get vanilla/orangesherbert at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659687
Stories of Beastmasters taming feral and fierce Monster Girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659675
>>12659678
>>12659681
>>12659682
I think I need a tiebreaker here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659696
Flip a coin three times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659689
How would she react if you told her you wanted to do her from behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659700
>B-but anon, that's...
Just like they always do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659700
Does she have an orifice on her abdomen? How would you do her from behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659687
Everything would be vanilla and full of cuddling.

But if you ever make the mistake of removing the seal you put on her to control her ravenous sexual appetite. Don't expect any safewords to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659687
Still rough, still hard.
Less pelvis breaking, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659700
>fluffy tails
>doing anything else
>disgusting.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659670
>>12659696
1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659704
>unbound tame ushi
This is going to be soft, slow, tantric sex for days on end, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659687

>deredere ushi-oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659702
She's gotta poop from somewhere.
Alternatively, spinneret
I wanna see her twitching and convulsing in ecstasy as I pull out of her after my own orgasm, and she starts squirting her webbing everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659708
By the time you're done you'll be an Incubus and a confirmed father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659670
>No sense letting Gabby's clothes get grass stains, they're new
>Use the practiced cat neck pinch on the exposed neck of Sally
>She is rendered limp, unable to move as she snaps out of it
>Wave Gabby over with your bad arm, the mouse tiptoes over while Sally giggles from the pinch
>The cats is enjoying that?
>Gabby gets over to you two but hides halfway behind you, clinging to your bad arm
>You let go of Sally, who rubs her neck and turns to smile down at Gabby
>Introduces herself before you can, Gabby responds with her name before looking at you
>Explain that it's Sally and she tried to pounce you before she arrived
>Gabby still seems a bit worried through her half asleep daze
>Sally is behaving herself now, but keeps looking between the two of you for some reason
1) Go and have lunch with Gabby only
2) Invite Sally to hang out with you, as long as she behaves
3) Make an excuse to go off on your own for a few minutes and see what is going one when you get back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659656
>Blunt is COMPLETELY useless on monsters that regenerate quickly and are not undead.

This is possibly the most wrong thing I've ever read in a monster girl thread, and at one point people were talking about fucking friendly deer and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659711
Why would you fuck her spider part? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659720
>not loving all of a Monster Girl
If you want a human girl, leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659719
Fine then, use a blunt weapon on a Hydra and Ushi Oni and prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659722
You're supposed to love all of a monster girl, but not get a boner from all of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659723
>Using blunt on a hydra
You need a blade and acid/fire for that man
Also, KC why no hydra yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659723
>Hydra
Wait, wouldn't a blunt weapon be EXACTLY what you want to use on a Hydra? They can't grow new heads if you don't cut the old ones off, but if you crush their brains, they'll still be out of commission.
...sorry for butting in, I'll just be quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659724
I got a scary boner from the spinneret scene for Chimera Bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659718
Torn between 2 and 3.

So I vote 3 then 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659726
You still wouldn't be able to harm them much. They have RIDICULOUS regeneration abilities, as well as one completely immortal head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659725
Because he found another obscure Elevener Monster. I wish we get the Hydra and the Griffon soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659723
A Hydra or a Hydra girl?

This is important, since all monster girls have some element of human anatomy tied to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659737
Obviously a Hydra girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659737
Very beautiful, would marry and impregnate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659726
The trick to defeating Hydra Girls, is finding out which head is the Yandere head.

Then you tell that head that you love it and it will kill all the other heads so that you can be together forever. So you'll be held captive by a crazed girl who killed what was essentially her sisters to be with you.

Wait... Scratch that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659718
2, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659739
Then get your ass out in the battlefield. If love can bloom there, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659724
>Not being aroused by all of your waifu.
>YouAreLivingYourLifeIncorrectly.png

Bitch-kun go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659743
What's your monster girl waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659738
I'll go with the blunt weaponry again.

For reasons that I don't feel like highlighting right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659745
A Nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659747
She's totally hugging that sword like a body pillow every night, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659750
Now he rants about beastiality or horse pussy or something else inane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659747
>reasons
Better be +15 then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659750
And you find her horse part arousing?
Have you had any weird experiences on a farm in your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659754
Told ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659752
Called it.
>>12659754

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659751
I bet her crotch is all scarred from rubbing it on herself, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659755
Yup. Too, too predictable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659754
If you like human girls so much, why are you even here? For the Vampires?
>>12659757
Poor little wolfie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659754
I haven't had any horse pussy experiences in my life.

But I would be game when it comes to centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659718
I'd say 1 but we should really ask Gabby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659759
If you like animal vaginas so much, what do you even need the girl part for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659760
The whole animal pussy thing doesn't even bother me with centaurs
But I think the horse half just doesn't look good at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659767
You win. Now shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659718
>You don't really want to ditch Sally, and you're just hanging out with Gabby now anyways
>Ask Gabby if it's alright if Sally joins us for a bit
>She thinks for a moment before nodding, staying a tad bit more alert
>Sally cheers a bit, almost jumping onto you two before you hold a hand up and tell her she needs to behave
>Calms down and nods three too many times, huge grin still on her face
>Tell her that you and Gabby were going to eat something, and ask if she had something to eat since you didn't bring extra
>She left her bag by a nearby tree, has some lunch for herself there
>She has a frisbee and a soccer ball in it too
>Kind of odd she had those when it was just herself, but you don't question it as you head on over
>Sit in the grass and share your food with Gabby, who still keeps you between her and Sally
>She's enjoying the food though, says it's good
>Sally eats the sandwich she had far faster before starting to tell Gabby about the young you
>How you saw her as a cat first and pulled the extra tail
>Pelted her with water balloons everyday that summer until she got used to water
>Even has pictures in her phone of later when you two became friends, which she happily shows off to Gabby
>Even your tenth birthday party, when she slept over
>You can sense the mouse getting a bit jealous, though she's hiding it well
1) Ask Sally to stop
2) Reassure Gabby that it was a while ago
3) Leave it alone, Sally means no harm

Going to leave it here tonight, might start again earlier than today tomorrow night. Gonna get me some sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659718
3 then 1 or 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659773
2. I'll get my vote in before you go. Good night btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659773
Reassuring Gabby with a nice pat to the head seems the route to go.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it time for jolly cooperation yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659773
2, but it's nice to see that she's getting jealous. Means she cares, give her a kiss and a hug and say thanks for beign so adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659779
>toenail
>in
>urethra

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659779
I know that bitch. I remember that hair and tails anywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659783
There's none of that in the picture. That's a picture of two Monster Girls getting along. Why would you seek to go from that to something unpleasant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659785
>front pussy
u wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659785
Is her pussy in the front? Because that's pretty stupid to be honest. ButterT you done goofed again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659785
I like it when people post the shit I've had made. Gives me a warm feeling inside. Nice knowing that other people liked 'em enough to save 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659789
Actually, that's completely accurate to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659787
>>12659789
You cannot comprehend the true anatomy of the Nightmare!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659791
Then KC is the one who goofed.
Which isn't really something new, like a Wurm baking her own wedding cake.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think about this concept? Well, it's more like a quick introduction.

http://pastebin.com/g1mAsHn6

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659789
I curse myself a little each time I see that picture, for not telling Butter-T to fill in her front with some color to avoid that implication.

I just tell myself it's like Cerea. I mean, her front wasn't all furry, but when you see her nude, she has no front-gina.

>>12659791
Not in my head-canon it ain't.

>>12659795
I choose to take the description as a frontgina only appears if the guy wooing the centaur really wants one to. An extreme case of the whole "MAMONO MANA BODY CHANGE" shit.

I also choose to want to round up all those who might induce such a change in a centaur, and herd them into a camp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659796
...Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659795
It makes sense within the setting though. Monster girls were made through magic to be as sexually appealing as possible. And having human genitalia is kind of an important part of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>not plunging your cock deep in your lamia waifu's dripping wet cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659798
Is it our final solution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659802
Yes. That is the intent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659799
No, that's not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659800
If it's so important how come there are still a handful that don't have them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659805
>not me
Great, now you'll have to face your shadow. Good going, numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659807
In MGE, all monster girls have human vaginas. No exception.
MGE centaurs don't have a horse pussy in the rear either, it's just another human pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659796
It's neat that someone is writing about her. Go on.
>>12659809
>face your shadow
What's that supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659798
>persecuting people who don't want to fuck horse vagina
You are no better than the peggingfags. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659810
Either you're spewing shit, or KC went full retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659810
You.
I don't like you.

I don't care if it's canon. I don't care if it doesn't matter to my head canon. I don't care if it doesn't matter to other people's head canons.

It's still fucking annoying just to hear, read, or think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659814
KC went full retard, go read the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659812
You haven't played Persona 4? Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659810
tailpussy isn't human pussy, for starters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659813
>bringing up pegging again
Are you really so blind that you don't realize you're the ones who brings it up every single time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659796
It's a good start. Keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659813
No, I'm persecuting people who don't want to fuck centaur vagina, and would rather they grow some random, biologically redundant extra hole just for the sake of their own shallow insecurities.

If you don't want to fuck a centaur, just don't fuck a centaur, don't make them grow random holes just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659817
>Persona
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659822
Take a break from writing and play it, and maybe read some Jojo to grow some hair on your balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659810

Even slimes? I just kinda figured you could jam it in anywhere on one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

In that case there is something I've been wanting to try for a while.

>You are the prince of a small kingdom
>Wake one morning to the sound of violence
>Unknown guards drag you half naked to the main audience camber
>Along the way corpses everywhere
>Finally arrive and see the person seemingly in charge of the whole thing
>"shit"
>Your sister. Older, different mother, would have been heir if you hadn't been born, etc.
>Haven't seen her in a while and she looks a little odd but it's clearly her
>Can already see where this is going
1) Time to die like a man
2) Time to run like a bitch
3) Convince her you'll be more useful as a puppet than as a corpse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659823
>read some Jojo
Picked it up before it was cool. And no, I'm not going to pick up Persona, I just got my first Final Fantasy last week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659821
You have to consider that in-universe you don't get to choose your monster girl partner so anyone ending up with a centaur would be shit out of luck. And since the monster girls were made with magic anyway, then why not fix that issue?
There's a reason why 80% of monster girls in MGE are succubi, other monster girls only exist because of the Chief God's influence making them retain some of their former features. If it wasn't for that MGE would be 100% succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659826
Which one? Because most games after 9 are just awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never date a Gargoyle girl
>You will never go to welcome her back to the world of the living every night at sundown, at the church atop which she always perches herself
>You will never go on romantic trips across the city with her
>Only to have to bitterly part from her when the first sign of dawn comes
>She will never wonder what it's like to live during the day hours, and how beautiful the world must be when the sun is shining brightly over the town
>You will never go to several of the town's hotspots and take pictures for her during the day, at several different points during the year
>You will never have your magnum opus be a photo of the highest point in the city, overlooking the downtown area at sunset
>You will never present an album of your pictures to her after some time, watching her slowly examine each picture longingly
>She will never tear up and hug you as she sees your final picture
>A photo of her silhouette blocking the sun's shining rays with it's proud figure
>And a small phrase under it that reads,
"Mon amie pour la vie."
>She will never tearfully express her gratitude for this gift, and tell you that she will treasure it always
>She will never tell you that she will treasure YOU, always

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659816
Yeah, he really seems to have there. That entire last paragraph of the re-done centaur profile is total bullshit.

Fuck, I was so annoyed by it, I read and translated the whole paragraph myself, despite an extremely limited knowledge of Japanese.

The only nuance I found was a single kana which my dictionary implied could mean a subjective or optional clause, but someone with actual experience translating told me it was literally nothing. I still cling to it though, crazy made-up-shit or not. Cause hey, that's head canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659824
Slimes are always kind of an awkward case. But I guess they are the one exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659828
The HD remaster of ten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659824
One of the many reasons why slimes are special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659827
>80%
More like 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659832
>ten
Burn it. Go play 5, 6, 7, 9, 1, 4, or Tactics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659836
How about no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659837
Why? You enjoy the bad voices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659827
>Shit out of luck
>Issue
What the fuck are you even talking about?
It's a matter of preference, not of necessity. And it's a fucking stupid preference.
Hell, there's even the "Will come to love even what you might find repugnant" clause in another part of the MGE, so even if you were the sort who wouldn't normally like a centaur sexually, and yet wound up raped by one, you'd STILL come to find all of her attractive and alluring anyway!

KC literally just went full-retard when he wrote that whole "Second Vagina" paragraph.

Okayado handled centaurs infinitely better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659835
Nope, other kinds of monster girls are actually really fucking rare. You'd be almost certain to end up with a succuslut if you were tossed into the MGEverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659836
>Burn it.
I dunno. I for one enjoyed ten.
It wasn't that bad. Especially when you compare it to the ones that came after that.
10 is only the tip of the iceberg the is the slippery slope of Final Fantasy's future failures.

[Anonymous No.]

So do people really not like Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659838
>HA-HA-HA-HA
>HA-HA-HA-HA
>HA-HA-HA-HA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659820
>>12659812
Anything else to add?

I thought about the Russian accent, but honestly I have no idea how to write one. I also think it'd be super annoying to have to read it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659843
So it's basically KC's succubutt fantassy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659849
>Anything else to add?
Quirky crewmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659850
Pretty much. They're supposed to be the pinnacle of beauty and desirability with all the other monster girls being inferior derivatives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659845
12 can be redeemed in the right light, but Vaan is one of the main issues with it.
11 was an MMO, and I can't really judge it since I didn't play it.
13,14,15, ect are and will be terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659842
You have to consider that MGE's monster girls are designed to be attractive to an average guy, both in universe and in a meta sense. And giving her a front pussy is pretty much the only way to make a centaur desirable to a normal man. And the charming effect needs a bit of time to kick in, and if he keeps going limp before she can even put it in then it's not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659854
I find Succubutts pretty desirable...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659856
>11
I played it. It was awful. Bland. Boring. Drab. Stale.

>13
Obviously bad.

>14
First version sucked. I'm addicted to 2.0 though. Everything that 11 did wrong, it does right as an MMO. First time I've played one far enough in to hit the level cap, and enjoy every step of the way.

>15
I have been so hype for 15 for so long, it could be the worst game ever, and I'd still love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659849
If you don't know how to effect an accent it's best not to do it. It was pretty short for an introduction so beefing up the content could be done. Other than that it was intriguing and set up the setting nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659859
>Implying that a frontgina is attractive at all
>Implying that just adding a random vagina somehow makes a woman more attractive or desirable.

No, it really was just KC going full retard.
I just ignore that entire paragraph. Makes things much simpler, and less fucking idiotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659854
But they're actually kind of boring.
I want an Arachne to weave me a sweater, a Dragon to cuddle me at night while telling me she values me more than any treasure, I want a Wurm to assist me with farming and digging up valuable ores and gems, I want a Scylla to hug me and never let go, I want a Holst to give me delicious milk while hugging me, I want a Mad Hatter to take me on a magical adventure with spiked tea.
What's a Succubus gonna do?
>HONEY, I'M HORNY! FUCK ME AND THEN GET SOME MORE ICE CREAM! AND THEN FUCK ME AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659868
>What's a Succubus gonna do?
Maybe develop an actual personality in place of gimmicks to compete with the gimmicky competition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659868
>Not realizing how much this guy is talking out his ass.

The bait was shit, and yet we flocked to it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659871
Actually even Succubi are pretty gimmicky.

>>12659873
Oh well, it happens.

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>12659064
I always lurk around after an update in case people say something, so don't worry about posting too late or anything, anon. Comments and goldfish crackers are the only things that sustain my writing these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Time for cozy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659883
I'd prefer warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659867
>human vagina in the usual human place
>random
Are you going to complain about lamias, spider girls, mermaids etc having human vaginas too? Because this is literally the same shit. Just because someone at some point arbitrarily decided that centaurs should have an animal pussy and all other monster girls shouldn't doesn't mean everyone else has to adhere to that.
The questionable part is them still having a rear pussy at all. Two pussies makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659889
Warm is cozy. But I think spending time outside with Monster Girls should be more common. Like picnics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659889
Unf, why are one-piece dresses so best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659890
>Usual human place
But we're not talking about a human. We're talking about a centaur.

And as for the other variety of women you listed, the problem with the comparison is that the animals the monsters are based off of there don't even HAVE a vagina to begin with, but an approximation there-of suitable to the mating habits of their species.

It's more excusable to add a vagina where none existed before, rather than add a second, useless, redundant one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659890
So they pee out the front and poop out the back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659890
Really hate it when people who hate centaurs try to do stupid things to make them more "Appealing", when in fact it's not going to make the people who hate or dislike them, like them any more, and just winds up annoying the people who do like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659892
>picnic
>Enjoying a picanicu with my Wurm waifu
>She gets me to eat a sandwich she worked so hard on
>It's a saucy ravioli and meatball sub
>It's actually good
>Really good
>Like, there's a party in your mouth and everyone is having unprotected sex
>She then has you try a drink she made herself
>It's awful
>Like, there's a party in your mouth and everyone simultaneously caught dysentery and died from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659903
Sandwich Chef Wurm will never become Bartender Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659897
No. Obviously they have a human butt and a human anus, because that's more appealing.
But then they wind up pooping on their horse-back. Best just get rid of that too. Centaurs a worst. Better to just be a girl with horse-like legs from like, the knee down. But that's just silly. Yeah, I'd rather just a human girl.

You see how fucking stupid this all is? Can we just, stop talking about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659829
Us your waifu Pazuzu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659907
I understand your frustration. I'll stop talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659904
Especially not in Oregon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659913
I don't get it. Why not in Oregon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659916
>Dysentery
>Oregon
>Oregon Trail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659920
Ok. I get it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659924
Good.
>The Wurm then gets me to try a deep-fried bacon and pizza sandwich
>It starts raining, saving me from what may have given me a heart attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659900
Then imagine yourself in the shoes of someone who doesn't like centaurs, but got forcibly married to one. How would they feel about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659942
>Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659934
B is for Bummer!
>>12659942
Also applicable here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659944
Then how about a centaur who's in love with a guy, and he likes her back but he just can't get hard from horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659947
>bummer
She isn't a surfer.
>W is for WHOA, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659948
>I love her, and I'll have to put up with not being very attracted to her horse pussy, because that's how relationships work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659948
They make viagra for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659954
>I love her, and I'll have to put up with not being very attracted to her X
Isn't that what basically every monster girl relationship would be like? Other than things like catgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659960
He'll still have a pretty difficult time reaching orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659963
Only the unlucky ones.
And they'll get over it, with time.

Any Monster Girl would be lovely as a bride, and any man would be lucky to have any as a waif. Except a Matango.
Okay, even a Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659954
>implying he wouldn't learn to love it after the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659963
>Other than things like catgirls
Kitty is in heat, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659965
He's got four hours to do it in. If he can't achieve orgasm in four hours he's got some problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659971
Motorboat, then impregnate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659960
>Are you tired of not being erect when it's needed?
>Do Succubi laugh at your floppy penis?
>Well don't worry, because there's a solution for your problems!
>It's called V!
>It uses a special mixture of Succubi pheromones, Alraune nectar, and Cyclops tears to give you an erection that hammer in nails!
>You'll be so hard, you can use your dick in place of a jackhammer!
>Best of all, it can be yours for only $19.99!
>Call now, and we'll throw in two tubs of Anubis Butter! Our unparallelled anal lubricant!
>That's $59.99 worth of things, but it will be yours for only $19.99! Call now!
>you read that in Billy Mays' voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659972
If there's just no arousal then viagra won't hslp you cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659978
I want all the things. Also that spoiler. You got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659979
>mechanical stimulus can't make you cum
Yes it can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659979
And you know that? Are you an expert, doctor, or someone with experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659979
>If there's no arousal
>Again implying he'd derive no pleasure from sex with her, once they got going.

Seriously, if you hate centaurs so much, why are you even talking about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659979
You act like all men don't have a mental spank bank of arousing things to imagine. Like I said you've got four hours. You've got to be able to think of something that will help you cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659983
Because people like things he doesn't like that against the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659982
>>12659983
I dunno, if I'm just not aroused I can jack off for hours and not get anywhere. I just kinda don't feel anything, like my body isn't actually registering any stimulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659978
>Implying I will ever hear anything in Billy May's voice again
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659978
>Cyclops Tears
>Not Ghoul Saliva
Well whatever. Also.
>Anubis Butter
I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659981
Under which circumstances would it actually not be able to, or at least with much difficulty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659978
>Are you not producing enough Jizz?
>Does your wife want you to explode into her like a fire hydrant?
>Are your little sailors not reaching their target?
>Don't worry, I've got your solution!
>It's called H-PROTAG!
>Through a secret mixture of ingredients I can't even legally say on this commercial, it vamps up your cum production and potency to beyond Incubus levels!
>You'll be able to knock up your wife, and give her a "white Christmas", with NO trouble!
>It's only $29.99, but wait, there's more!
>Call now and we'll throw in a bottle of Oni Liqueur, which will give you a temporary size boost where it counts, for only $3.99!
>That's a normally $69.99 offer for only $33.98!
>Call now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659978
>>12659998
So, is Paid Programming Anon going to be a thing now, to add a bit of variety, with all the people getting tired of Commercial-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660005
Probably not, because I don't feel like doing this for a long while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660005
Eh? Billy Mays commercials is nothing new. In fact it's so old that doing them now is refreshing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660010
I really liked that one thread on /d/ where everyone was making Cave Johnson announcements.

https://archive.loveisover.me/d/thread/5425038

I could totally see something involving Aperture Science performing MG tests.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k1_aKPIdnU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660022
It fits. /d/ can be such a fun place sometimes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660022
Oh hey, it's even in the game.
http://dlc2.portal2sounds.com/9

>Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Rituals. Astronauts, war heros, olympians: you're here because of an ancient mating ritual etched in a monolith by the Elder Monks to forestall the end of days. So, who is ready to make love to a giant bird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660022
> I'm Pharaoh Cavetept Johnsotut, now let's start making some Science again
For fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660026
Chrip chirp~

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your Ryus? In sweaters, beautiful dresses, professional business wear, or Kimonos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660080
All of them are fine, but I'll go for sweaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660082
I like you, you can come over to my house and date my daughteru, but if you try anything I'll shove a shotgun barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660083
>I'll shove a shotgun barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger
That's also my style, I like you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660083
You don't want granddaughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660080
Chinese dresses are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660080
Sweaters and kimonos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660088
I would love granddaughterus, but I want her to get married to a good man first.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream last night

I was cursed to be turned into a women when i slept,and i was raped by a futa anubis

what does this mean guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660107
That you need to be on /d/ and not here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660107
It means you are a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660107
That's a wish fulfillment dream. You're probably transgender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660107
That it begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660107
I'm an Indian, It means you should stop letting others control your life and that you are going to make a big decision in your life, and how you handle it will determine how others treat you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660107
That you are blessed by Alpollo and should take a trip to the Desert Region to become the new Alexander?

[Anonymous No.]

I made something for about Anon and a Oomukade.

pastebin.com/ZBR7YUxs

Comments and criticism are most welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Nid Daughter that turns into a Cougar cub in your lap

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu/daughteru wear any cute pajamas? Or does she wear something sexy, or nothing at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660123
It was okay. The video game talk kind of deflated the reveal of the anniversary present. It just seemed like that needed more build up and just ended up underwhelming. Other than that is was fine. The dialogue seemed pretty natural and I liked that part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660135
>waifu
I don't know, what kind of sexy lingerie would a Dragon wear?
>daughteru
Cute pajamas, duh. Until she grows up and starts using her sleep-in slaves for other things than just cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660135
She wears her birthday suit to bed. Not like she wears much to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660142
String, with her nono parts concealed by gold coins??

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660144
Hmm. Gold coin scale mail bikini?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660144
>>12660148
I now know what we must stare at .less for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660148
That works.

>>12660149
He won't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660150
>won't do it
He's done lots of stuff I've asked, why not this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660151
Has he done Hydra yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660153
I'm going to say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660161
Might as well crawl into another bottle of liquor then....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660153
To be fair the way Hydra was proposed was drawing a bunch of girls attached at a body. That is quite a bit more work than just a portrait.

[Anonymous No.]

>still no Hathor/Anubis breast envy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660164
True true, and with how .Less normally is it'll take him a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659495
Is she ever going to "dig into him" while they have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660107
>dreaming about anubis.

I don't care if yours was futa, I'm convinced that you've somehow stolen my anubis dreams away from me.
Give them back please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660191
Even I've had dreams about an Anubis, though it involved being breastfed for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660196
You've been visited by the Anubis Hathor priestess. Good fortune will come to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660196
>Even I've
Heh, Anubis is almost as big a slut as that one Jinko everyone got a high affinity with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659829
I look forward to to the day Gargoyle receives updated art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660196
Lucky. I had a dream where I was talking to an anubis on a space elevator. It didn't go anywhere, but it was nice and happy, from what I remember.
Now I'm trying to go for a dream about an astronaut anubis. Maybe I'll get it someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660201
Unless she's getting over 90% affinity with everyone, then no she isn't.

>>12660198
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660203
I look forward to the day someone writes a story like Disney's Gargoyles but with an all female cast of Gargoyles. Xanatos can stay the way he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660204
So basically Anon and the Great Glass Elevator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660204
You lucky pieces of shit. The only dream I've had recently was of cumming inside my niece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660206
>Really?
Would I lie to you? I wish I had a dream like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660210
Too much information. Holy hell.

>>12660211
It certainly is a nice change of pace from dreams that are akin to Steven King's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660210
Well the only even remotely nice dream I've had involved a woman like ten years older than me dressing me up in her underwear and chasing me with a garden hose around the backyard. Now you tell me what that means!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660217
You want to be the trap and you secretly like futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660217
I'm an Indian Girtablilu, it means you like the idea of wearing women's clothing and having sex with women while doing so, it also means a great trial will one day fall upon you, and that regardless of whether or not you succeed you're to receive misfortune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660222
>ERP

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660222
>regardless...misfortune
Why can't you be a total bro like Enkidu who always told Gilgamesh
>Fear not, for the dream you've had is a favorable one!
Even when he had a fucking mountain collapse on him one of the dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660204
I had a dream where I touched a succubus spadetail, it was soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660227
Because I'm not Enkibro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660209
I got the sense that it was a big elevator. Not a single tiny room, but multiple floors and panoramic windows on the outer curve of the big, metal doughnut this thing was. It was attached to some great pillar, the tower that drove it, and if you walked towards the centre of the elevator you could hear the grinding and humming of whatever technology powered it. Gears? It sounded like there were some big ones in there. But behind that, I got the feeling that some higher, science fantasy technology was at play. There were maybe a few other people walking about, but it was mostly just me and the anubis, talking about all sorts of things. The view, what we both did for a living, how it felt as if we were getting lighter as we got higher up... That sort of thing.

But now I kind of want to see what a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with monstergirls would be like. Are all the children now changed into shotas, who suffer amusing and ironic fates at the hands of monstergirls working within the factory. What sort of monstergirl would Willy Wonka be?

>>12660210
Is she attractive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660232
Can't you strive to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660234
Mad Hatter or Cheshire, meaning if it's done Bob can not do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660234
>Willy Wonka
Mad Hatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660234
>What sort of monstergirl would Willy Wonka be?
A lonely Mad Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660235
It the land tells me so, and if you stop littering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660239
I could give you some firewater instead. How about it, Chief?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660177
>dig into him
Uh... first off, who is 'she', and by 'dig in' do you literally mean burrow into him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660241
>firewater
I've had enough for one night or technical morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660243
>burrow
Earthworms, Wurms, Sandworms and Sandwurmzilla burrow. None of them do it to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660243
By "dig in", I think he means is she gonna do what Rusalkas normally do to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660244
Then how about a nice blanket? This one is disease free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660249
Like anyone would fall for that more than thrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660249
I want that blanket.

I'd have nice, warm cuddles all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660253
Sure you would Linus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660254
But I'm not Linus.

I'm just a man who likes warm, soft blankets, so a warm, soft blanket girl would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660248
>>12660245
Ah. Sorry. I picked up Gantz a few hours ago and I've just been marathoning it, so my minds pretty far down the gutter. Is it bad that i wouldn't mind sticking through the whole ordeal just to romance me some Youkai and various other monstergirls? And as for munching whilst sexing. Maybe. Maybe soon, dunno. Don't really wanna spoil it, y'know? I do however, plan to keep biting and dick-sucking completely separate, so no need to worry there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660261
>picked up Gantz
Anon, by the time you get to the vampires, you can drop it. I've read all of it, and they drop the ball. Don't bother with the latter parts. It started off kinda promising, but it never lived up to its potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660261
>Gantz
Lost interest with it after the whole invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660261
>And as for munching whilst sexing
I wonder how he'd even stay hard through that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660249
>Have kids with her
>Have a hanky daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660269
Well, if her pussy feels good enough... Besides, he's slowly getting used to the pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660273
You're a towel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660261
>Maybe. Maybe soon, dunno.
Probably too soon right now, but I'd enjoy seeing it somewhere down the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660249
I wonder what life would be like with a living blanket as a waifu.

Can we take walks outside together? Or does her lack of legs mean that I'd carry her about?
What if I get confronted for it by people who don't know any better?

>Hey, faggot, what do you think you're doing?
>Carrying around a blanket when you go outside? What are you, five?
>And it's even pink! You really are a fag, aren't'cha, you little shit!
And then my blanket waifu jumps off of my shoulders and suffocates them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660229
What kind of succubus has best spadetail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660281
Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660278
I fail to see problem. Just make sure she doeasn't get wet so you don't have to hand her out to dry.
>>12660281
Alp, they have the thickest tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660281
Amazon or Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660269
I'm actually KC, so don't worry. When you get eated by a Rusalka the anticoagulant in their saliva is actually addictive and feels really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660267
>>12660268
I'm at the part where the two vampires joined the team, and that one guy banked the youkai with the stretchy neck. I forget that they're called. I think he's my favourite. Alls fair in Rape and war, y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660288
That's fuck stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660292
Just quit while you're ahead, it will turn very, very shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660293
Shhh. All is well in the hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660293
He was joking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660292
>youkai
Aren't they aliens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660299
They're monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660299
I don't even fucking know anymore. there are aliens, vampires, and these aliens at least are clearly modelled after traditional Youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660304
So what the fuck were the spaceships there for?

>>12660306
I certainly know the giant statues weren't normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660306
The Giants at least were proper aliens. And the floating God-Hitler-exposition thingie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660293
You're dumb for falling for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660310
>God hitler?
What, did Hitler fuck Jesus in the ass? Will I finally behold JITLER? I dunno man. You lot ar complaining hard, but if this manga gives me Jitler Imma be pretty happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660283
I'd wash and dry my blanket waifu by hand. I'd even use a wringer/mangle if she got dizzy from a normal dryer.
It could even be like a massage for her, as she's flattened and pressed between the two rolling pins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660314
It wasn't just that, it kept showing random faces and Hitler's was the one that stuck with me because you know, Hitler. But there was Martin Luther King and Gandhi too. And I don't even remember, it was really stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660319
>No Jitler
It's shit. Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660319
The plot made a hard left turn to force that scene in, and then a hard right turn to put the plot back on track. It was entirely unnecessary, and when they brought back characters and then did away with them it just made me angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660333
Also Nishi did nothing wrong and should have survived. HFY was actually justified in that series, fuck the moralfaggotry and sparing the aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660336
You probably should have spoilered that. I left my comment intentionally vague not to spoil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660340
The end of the series was so shit I'm past the point of caring. At all. Time to change the subject!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660342
Dayum, she can play Mario games AND hug me at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660342
>Time to change the subject!
Fair enough. Who would give a better back massage: a multi-armed girl or a scylla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660285
> amazon

Maybe if you like fucking tail cleavers. How do you even trust her not to cut your leg off when she's pounding your pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660344
I'd say multi-armed, a Scylla might have disagreements with where her tentacles should go and what they should be doing, what with them all being capable of independent action and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660346
See that would be the reason in my opinion that the Scylla comes out on top. She'll be ambidextrous with all of her tentacles. Plus she has suction cups to add increased surface area for her massaging.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date an Octopus girl if she had the brain sac like a real one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660345
It's either armored in segments, or she can alter her tails composition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660350
I wouldn't mind it but an Octopus girl would have her brain in her human half so it should be just your normal human brain with nice human skull encasing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660342
I'm not a fan of multi-armed but she looks nice, I would waifu her.

Same goes for quads. Frosted Rapes a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660348
Wouldn't the suction cups just leave bruises everywhere?
Also, no fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657106
My line of reasoning was that some of the videos, "proof of life" videos, ended up on places like that one place without Mothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660322
>About to be suffocated to death by a giant amalgamation of nakid bitches
>If I'm about to die anyway, might as well nut a nut in the girl's mouth
Never fucking mind. Picked back up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660356
Octopi have the largest brains of all sea creatures anon. It wouldn't fit in a human head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660358
If she sucks hard with them they would leave lovely little hickies all over your body. No fingers but just even pressure all over your back; working the kinks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660361
I'm pretty sure a whale has a bigger brain than an octopus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660367
Anon whales are stupid.
They literally can't even eat, they just let shit fly into their mouths

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660370
>Orcas don't hunt
Okay...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660370
Yes, that's true of baleen whales but the largest brain belongs to the sperm whale at 18 lbs (8 kg).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660367
What matters is neuron count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660370
I bet you think Sharks are at a disadvantage because their skeleton is mostly comprised of cartilage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660376
Whales still win based on neuron count according to this chart.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_by_number_of_neurons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659562
Thigh high anything is never bad. Only faggots dislike mini skirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660393
So is it safe to assume that if you ever become Führer, all the female staff will be required to wear tiny miniskirts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660395
Shit nigga, that maymay must date all the way back to 4chans inception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660399
>maymay
That's not a meme, that's a direct quote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660395
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660400
I don't even know man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660404
>Of course!
Bison please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659656
But that's wrong you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660410
Easy there, friend. That post is almost seven hours old.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! It's raining, but your pet-play enthusiast Wolfu still wants you to take her for a walk! Can you say no to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660436
Depends on whether or not she'll come back with a wet dog odor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660436
Is getting uncomfortably wet also a masochist thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660444
That only happens to dogs who aren't kept clean, from my experience. Though it could depend on the individual dog, I suppose.

>>12660436
I fucking love rain. I'll walk with her until she wants to run back home for a meal and a warm bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659825

2, escape into the nearest secret passage. Look for people loyal to the crown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660458
This guy knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660436
Of course not. There's nothing wrong with walking in the rain
Hell, we'll even sing in the rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659830
This in on MGR? Or has the wiki updated as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659846
That's a demon though.

And, some elves. Because most of them are dicks. Half elves are good. Quarter elves are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660486
Superior Dark Elves are 100% breeding material though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659871
Do we have a name for this type of succubus? Like, Astaroth is a royal Blue, what about this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660498
Go play Vitamin Quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659883
Too cute, I might try to take her right there.

>>12659892
Too much tail.

>>12659967
FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660495
How about Dark Elves in spats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659998
>Beyond incubus levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660526
I believe those are bloomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660436
I'd take that wolfu into the rain.
Then it'd be a Wolfu's Rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660529
Whatever, they still look like something you need to remove with your teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660107
You're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660533
>Whatever
No anon, not whatever. Know the difference between bloomers and spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660537
Are you seriously reading through the entire thread just to find posts you dislike?

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody here knows what happened with that story with a lilim student council president falling in love with a loner MC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660533
I don't think a Dark Elf would give you a choice in that matter.
>>12660539
This, not that your loins will care but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660350

Could be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660542
How long ago was it posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660542
I think Sloth is rewriting it, if his PBworks is anything to by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660543
>get out
You gonna get tenderly loved...
This is making me feel awfully guilty for not writing anything today. Eugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660540
He asked. And I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660550
to go by.*
>>12660555
/ss/ with a genki CC Dark Elf in a sundress when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660548
Months ago, but I'm pretty sure it was 2014.
>>12660550
Thanks a lot, actually I didn't remember who wrote it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660495
But is she nice? Genuinely so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660556
Well are you? There's been several posts responding to really old posts through out this thread. Are you one person or multiple people with the same idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660395
And the kind of legwear that leaves the toes and heel of the foot free, instead of socks.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any stories about futa monstergirls or monstergirls using strapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660423
And this thread's still a ways from dying, so what's the problem? It needed to be said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660575
Begone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660575
Fuck off.

Lurk and don't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660576
Whatever, dude. It's your life choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660568
How the fuck should I know and what do you care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660585
Just sounds like the shit posters are back and they're fishing for their opposing shit posters in order to create another hours long shit storm. How'd you sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660575
Just get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys

Guys

Little Red Riding Herrenvolk and the Big Bad Schwarzwulfen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660575

[Anonymous No.]

That fucking manga. I... I'm sorry I doubted you, /mgt/ I just... I got up to where the crazy cutie makes herself a clone of her lover, and decided to end it there. Armageddon happens, world is bathed in eternal hellfire, no one is happy, and crazy-chan dies in the arms of her lover. That is my cannon ending, and I now wash my hands of it. It does pose an interesting question, though. Put yourself in that situation, do you decide to just go with it? I think I would. I mean, the original is right, it's a chance to make some one happy, at literally no expense, if you don't count the 100 points it took. I think I'd do it. I'd consider my birth just a divergence in the timeline, and live a separate life with crazy-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660594
Gantz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660589
Wonderful, there's a storm here right now so I was nice and comfy. Had lasagna for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660594
>cannon ending

You equipped them all with ballistic weaponry?
Also, what manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660592
Go on...
>>12660594
Hm? Yes, the Kurono clone should have hit the idol, all night long, every night, and the other one should have kept going with whatsherface. Now learn to listen to people who warn you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660598
Gantz, I was talking about it a bit earlier and you all told me how it would turn to shit, and I... I doubted you guys.
>>12660600
>Kurono clone should have hit the idol, all night long, every night, and the other one should have kept going with whatsherface. Now learn to listen to people who warn you
Damn fucking straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660583
So both our posts were completely unnecessary. There, you feel better now? You like pointing out meaningless shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660608
Oh, right. I should've followed the posts further back to see that. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660600
A little blonde haired, blue eyed shota is told to journey to an Allied camp in the midst of the Second Contact War, and unknowingly deliver a piece of Magitek weaponry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660611
Fuck off, petty little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660613
>Nazis
>Magitek
Always a winning combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660580
>>12660581
>>12660590
Fuck you guys, no need to be so mean.
I just asked a question regarding monstergirls, this is a monstergirl thread, so calm the fuck down and either ignore my post or give me a serious reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660620
Begone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660615
You first, "dumbass that replies to stuff that has nothing to do with him", no honorific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660620
Eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660594
I just. Fuck. Imagine calling your clone over to bang your waifu. Like... the intensity of the love, x2. Like, a romantic evening, with a nice dinner followed by mega intense lovemaking. Except there would be two of you. Making her feel twice as good, making her feel twice as loved. And then you can just split. Like that.
>Cheers other, totally based me. I'll help you with yours next week.
Would it be masturbation if I fucked myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660620
You want a serious reply, futa and pegging is hated here with a blackness like that between the stars, now fuck off back to /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660629
It took you five minutes to think that post up. A glorified "No U"? Stay mad faglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660633
>Would it be masturbation
Yes, and therefore completely okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660637
It's still femdom, mate. And monstergirls are basically 99% femdom. Also, why /d/? It's not like futa were never discussed on /jp/ before, you know? Just check the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660638
My life doesn't revolve around you. And if anyone here is mad, it's you. You're so desperate for someone to talk to you, you try to start fights, sad and pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660639
I mean, you and your waifu.
Your clone and his Waifu.
all together in a 4way. Would you get some kind of osmosis of love happening? Would it just turn into a whirlpool of sex and passion? Would you find yourself loving your clone's Waifu and vise versa? I don't think I can see this ending any way other than an all-in sort of relationship. I mean, it's technically just a threeway + yourself, right? Your clone can take over when you get tired, and you've got his back for when he gets tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660642
GET THE FUCK OUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660645
That is perfectly okay as well. Clones AND alternate reality versions both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660620
A serious reply talking about monstergirls?
How about a reply talking about serious monstergirls?
Serious monstergirls really appeal to me. The idea of any sort of regal monstergirl being not just haughty, but also just outwardly quiet and collected I really enjoy. It's not a kuudere thing, either. I don't want coldness which is broken down into warm lovey-doveyness, but elegance.
If she's flustered or taken aback, she doesn't show it. As distant as the sun, but just as warm, more or less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660575
Yes.
Both by the same person.
Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660644
You really pegged me there. I'm so sad and pathetic. I'm so mad that some mental midget called me some names. Project much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660620
>>12660642
Lurk more faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660642
Come on nigga, you can cut it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660644
>>12660652
You're both faggots, and I'm a faggot for replying to you two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660649
Dude. Dude. What if. What if your clone's waifu, was the clone of your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660655
I think you misquoted. I'm the one getting insulted, not the one insulting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660657
That would be adorable and kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

What's going on in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660661
I mean, how do you know who is fucking who in that situation. How do you react when one day your clone, who you'd come to see as your brother and an extension of yourself, comes home with his new gf? And it's your gf. But your gf is right next to you? And now she has twice the you to love, whilst you have twice as much of her to love. Fuck yuri. This is the purest form of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660664
Bad people trying to replace good people's good times with their bad times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660664
Sailor take warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660664
Monstergirls being discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660666
That would a happy household. They would have to make sure they wouldn't mix up clones and originals though.
>Chariot chariot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660666
My head hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey amerifags, did you and your waifu vote yet today? I have a good feeling about Martha Goldscales becoming senator

Captcha: its gaiatit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660675
Hush, no more words, only love in perfect synch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660660
He's telling you to stop trying to start shit. Futa is not tolerated here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660666
That is fucking it. I'm finding three Doppelgangers.
One doppelganger, I will infuse the very essence of my narcicism to, so she'll have no choice but to turn into a perfect clone of me who loves myself. And then I'll Find another doppel-chan, but because I'm already inlove with the doppel-chan version of me, the second doppelganger has to morph into the original of the first doppel ganger. And then I get a third Doppelganger, to morph into the second doppelganger, and the first and I fuck all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660679
>Tells people it's futa right off the bat
>People still get assblasted

You niggers are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660680
You are a ferocious madman, and I sodding salute you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660680
So now we have 4 entities, the true me, the doppel-me, the Doppel-doppel, and the doppel-doppel-doppel, who looks exactly like the doppel-doppel. Help. I think I'm starting to lose it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660652
Your tears are delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660575
Try Bobanon's Truckercore for the first, and Harblador's Loli-Oni for the second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660688
Yes, lose yourself. Get mirrors all over your bedroom. Become one with the love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660669
I demand Troll with waist long hair, some of it draping over her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660693
>Wake up one morning after having me suck me off whilst my waifu eats my waifu out and realise
>I am the mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660694
Shame the only other "piece of art" the Troll has is some QUALITY looking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660690
Big Bad Wolf 2 has high-impact strap-on use as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660702
I regret not being a drawfag, by the time I got good, I doubt these threads would be here anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660690
Thank you. They both seem good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660676
But Martha Goldscales condones our current lax pro-active dating laws! A vote for Elizabeth Irontooth of the Bonnet party is a vote for change!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660690
Wow, really? We can't even post titles now?
Once again, then:
Bobanon's Truckercore
Harblador's Loli-Oni
The one from that other anon I can't remember, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660718
Just stop commenting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660697
What are you--?
I don't even understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660720
No way. I did nothing that's specifically against the rules, and truth be told, not even that other anon did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660730

>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660697
>You sit alone in a sensort deprivation tank for three days, the only light shines off the mirror on the ceiling of you, revealing your reflection.
>For three days and three nights you fast, repeating the mantra, focusing on nothing but the image of yourself
>I will make me love you who will make we love I as you make me love myself.
>I will make me love you who will make we love I as you make me love myself.
>I will make me love you who will make we love I as you make me love myself.

>On the third day you hear an audible snap in the until now silent tank.
>It came from within
>This is what you had been waiting for
>You watch your reflection intently as before, but catch odd movements, not belonging to your own.
>You deliver a soft kiss to your reflection and feel it return the kiss.
>It's time.
>Dripping wet and completely naked you emerge from the metallic womb, a new you. A new us
>Inside the bare room is a single, large jar. Within it sits what looks to be a starved little girl, though she remains shrouded in smoke and completely featureless.
>You take the lid off the jar, releasing the girl, and apologise.
>"I'm sorry for keeping you waiting, me."
>"But we are here. At last."
>The girl, deprived of human contact for three whole days, desperately searches your soul for the form that will make her feel loved.
>You watch her body stiffen in the smoke as she gazes into the broken, refracting abyss of your reflected psyche
>She goes into contorted spasms, and you rush over to the smouldering form.
>As you hold it in your arms, the smoke finally fades, revealing the girl's chosen form. You hold yourself closely, as you reach a hand up and cup your face
>"No, allow me to apologise. Truly I have kept myself waiting far too long."
>You help yourself stand and gaze deep into your eyes. Coherence seems to splutter a revolution as the engines of reality kick into overdrive. You lean your head to the side and kiss yourself firmly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660730
>mods over-reacting to nothing, pandering like always.
No matter which board you're on, the mods will always be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660694
>>12660702
The only Troll art I would accept is with either her hands and feet out of frame, or with normal ones instead of the grotesque oversized ones.
...Speaking of which, since MGE's monster girls can use MAMONO MANA to adjust things like breast size and some curves, why can't Trolls shrink down their hands and feet if they're so self-conscious about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660718
The other one was Big Bad Wolf 2, even that from Bobanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660744
>What are Succubutts.

I honestly wouldn't mind art showing off the Trolls ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660710
Irontooth's got my vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660743
Bless the archives, then.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, the trolls are out en force this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660742
Okay proper story when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660755
What do Succubutts have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660744
I'm not a fan of the oversized hands and feet, but I could come to like them. You, on the other hand, , might feel better with a damphir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660772
They can alter their body-type at will.
Then again, most MGs can recede hair and scales whenever they feel it necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660774
But I like her soft curves, her freckles, the huge tits and ass, her sweet smell, all that shit. Dhampirs don't have any of that.
Besides, the hands and feet are supposed to be unattractive, the profile even says so.

[Anonymous No.]

So who's the writer that's done the most femdom in all its forms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660779
Yeah, but other monster girls can change some details about their body type at will too. If they can make breasts shrink or grow, then why not hands and feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660786
Probably because their sex magic is centered in those areas that most men will focus on. Most guys don't give a shit about hands or feet so there's very little there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660781
I'd say Harblador.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660756
If you like Irontooth's position, then remember to vote for Gloria Colafuego, also of the Bonnet party, for MGC Mayor. She's against tax breaks for Tanuki's and wants to clean up the Manticore district once and for all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660742
>"We are beautiful," you tell yourself, only to correct yourself, "No. You are beautiful."
>You falter a step, "I-I am beautiful?"
>You nod and smile at how adorably uncertain you appear. You gesture for yourself to look around the room, and you notice two other jars, both filled with familiar shadowy figures.
>"Stand behind yourself, this is someting I must do," you turn back to yourself, "because I love you."
>You release the second doppelganger, and she rises shakily on her feet, her eyes locking on the first male she sees. You.
>She shadowy figure cocks her head as she tries to understand the canvass she's been given.
>"Wh-who do you love?" the shadow asks, true uncertainty tinting her voice for what is most likely the first time.
>You cross your arms and laugh, "Who do I love?" You point to the you standing behind you, "I love me."
>"B-but," she begins to stammer, but you lean down and seal her shaded lips with a kiss, "And that is to say that. I. Love. You"
>As if some one had opened a window the shroudy smoke lifts from the girl as she finally understands. You love the you that you think it you. And yet, the you that you think is you, is her. You love you, who loves her, who loves you.
>She weeps at this revelation, and you catch her before she falls to the ground
>Now you turn to yourself
>"This is if you me to handle"
>You nod.
>The you that loves the you that loves yourself who loves the girl that loves you stands before the final jar, as you hold that girl who loves you.
>You open the final jar, and the bewildered girl wobbles out,
>She asks the same question.
>You come up with a brilliant answer and point at yourself
>"I love me who loves the her who loves me. And so I love you."
>As though this were some long forgotten incantation, the same divine wind blows to scatter the smoke to reveal the figure of the girl who loves the you who loves yourself who loves the girl who loves you who loves her.
>You hold the girl as you hold the same girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659656
do you realize how much shock you absorb from blocking a hit from a Mace?

It's terribly debilitating. Some historians believe that the extensive usage of maces by Parthian/Sassanid soldiers helped them defeat the "Protected-from-sharp-points" Romans

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660774
How would a Troll react if you told her you found the hands/feet just as sexy as the rest of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660800
>And you smile at yourself, giving the you that you love a bro fist and proudly proclaim
>ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO AND FUCK MYSELF

Hooly shit writing that hurt my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660805
Probably how every monster reacts?

Either blushing sexual assault or just regular rape.

[Anonymous No.]

And we're back on page 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660805
Probably just think you're lying to make her feel better, then resume trying to direct your attention towards other parts of her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660812
Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660802
This. All proper historians know that the most dangerous weapon in the middle-ages weren't of the slashing or piercing kind, but of the bludgeoning kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660812
It tends to fluctuate. Nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660811
But would the nature of the sexual assault change in any way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660800
Wow. That's definitely something.
You going to keep going until you've processed a whole army of yourself?

It reminds me of that one scene from the second Matrix movie. Where all the Agent Smiths start talking to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660827
>It's you!
>Yes. Me, me, me.
>Me too.
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660825
They've got like, two methods of raping you man.
This is KC we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660827
I don't think that I am logically about to create any more versions of myself. I mean, I loved me. and the me that I loved loved the her which turned into me. Any further Doppelgangers would be influenced by my love for her who is me, and so she could only turn into her, the true doppelganger, which is herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660800
i do not comprehend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660836
My love for me is already purely and trully expressed by my love her her, so were any one else to turn into my ideal partner, they'd turn into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660832
What?
Sex in MGE can get pretty weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660780
People like you are the reason so many trolls bleed out, trying to remove that which disgusts their 'partners.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660805
She's gush in sickly sweet adoration. Think of when Gazer finds a man who like her mono eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660831
Yeah, that's exactly it. That's the line I was trying to think of.

>>12660836
I actually managed to understand the logic of this post on the third reading. You're doing a good job keeping it all together in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660851
Yeah, I bet a tender, consensual baby-making session in a field of flowers must be pretty weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660842
Hi Gale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660861
Read baphomet complex. Most people here are fucking vanilla casuals and so the weirder aspects of MG sex rarely get discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660861
Never said that. And it's true she's one of the more vanilla girls in MGE when it comes to sex.
But if you wanna try something a bit more out of the ordinary, she's not going to say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660867
>Baphomet Complex
You mean that piece of fanfiction "based on" MGE that KC happened to draw a few pictures for?
Hardly an accurate representation of canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660867
Baphomet Complex didn't have anything too weird. A pawjob, thigh sex, vaginal in a few different positions, and some magical tentacle play.
Besides, Sabbath's monster girls are exceptionally perverted compared to regular ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660871
That fanfiction is approved by KC
So I would say it's pretty canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660871
>You mean that piece of fanfiction based on MGE that KC happened approved of and did the art for

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660860
>You're doing a good job keeping it all together in your head.
We tried hard to make it make sense. Here's a little diagram we doodled up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660875
Plus, that same book said that monsters prefer to use their features that are the same as a human's for sex over the animal-like ones because it feels more intimate to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660886
This seems scientific enough. Keep at it you lot!

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660875
>Sabbath's monster girls are exceptionally perverted compared to regular ones.


Merrow, Jabberwock and Dark Priest woulk like a word with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660893
Nice work, Hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660897
>Merrow
Romance freaks, but they're only into vanilla sex
>Jabberwock
Sexually aggressive, but with a body like that you can't really do anything kinky
>Dark Priest
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660875
>>12660887
>Monstergirl sex is invariably vanilla guys!

I hate you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660893
Fuck off with your forced spidershit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660905
It is in MGE.
Besides, I thought you people preferred vanilla sex? You were constantly jumping at people's throats for suggesting that monster girls might use their inhuman parts for sex too and decrying it as bestiality or furry or whatever. And MGE gives you monster girls with vanilla sex only and that's no good either? What do you people even want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660910
>forced spidershit
This guy is going crazy with the trolling and the shitposting, can't we get rid of him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660903
>but they're only into vanilla sex

Says who?

>Sexually aggressive, but with a body like that you can't really do anything kinky

>eldritch mouths
>not kinky

Imagination. You have none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660138

Thank you for the advice. I'll work on execution on plot events more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660916
Not if you keep replying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660886
So the arrows show who loves who. The third you loves the you who loves you.
But which one is the first you, and which is the you which you love?
I'm talking about the black and blue circles representing you, here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660919
No problem, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660916
It's forced. That tripfaggot posts the same handful of images over and over and yet you all eagerly suck his cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660913
That just a newfag who came by bitching recently. He even admitted he only likes succubi, catgirls and some other monster that's the most vanilla of the vanilla. Faggot's afraid of being called a furry or zoophile and so now no one can wrap their lamia's tail around their dick and get jerked off by it while she sucks you off.

It's a thin line, the monster may use her extra bits on you, it's just that you shouldn't get aroused by thinking of the monster bits. It makes no sense until you get it, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660925
I think he's posting a colored version, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660925
>they doesn't know Hound

Newfag harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660931
No. Don't reply. It sustains itself with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660925
>same image
>it's colored this time


>not knowing who hound is

Jesus christ, how new ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660933
Right. I'll remember next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660931
Oh yes, who could forget about the endless recolors of the same images.

>>12660932
>>12660934
I'm well aware of who that shitheel from /co/ is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660922
The top black represents the original me the bottom black represents my love, which is me. The first doppel went after my love at the time, which was me. And then she turned into me, and since I loved me, I was now about to love her. And because I loved the her that was me, when the second doppel tried to turn into who I loved, at that point I loved the first doppel who was me. And so the second doppel turned into the first doppel. The third and final doppel was confronted with the first doppel who loved who I loved, which when she first met me, was me, but since she turned into me, it was actualy her who I loved, and so the third and final doppel turned into the first doppel, just as the second did. Now there are two mes, and two first doppel waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660939
Oh, so you're the one they call bitch-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660941
If it's not he's indistinguishable from the original.

[Anonymous No.]

Report and Ignore, folks. Do not be tempted to reply, even if it appears there are people responding. Those are just tards and samefag posts, don't fall for the trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660941
There, see, you just replied to it. Don't. Let it die. Talk about Monster Girls in modern society getting in touch with nature!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660191
I'd like to dream about an Anubis.
I'd like a nice Monster Girl dream, period...
I'd settle for dreams in which I'm not suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660926
What if you get aroused by the monster bits as a part of the monster girl, but not by them individually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660941
Please remove your lips from the /co/ tripfaggot's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660941
Are we using the name "bitch-kun" as a nickname for people we don't like, or is it just a boogeyman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660960
I think it's a collective, like Shitposter-kun was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660960
It's a meta troll. There is no bitch kun. Only that same guy who pretends to meet 'bitch-kun' for the first time whenever he comes across some one he doesn't like. It's like invoking the name of bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660952
You want hippie monstergirls? Cause that's how you get hippie monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660953
I had 3 monster girl dreams in a row but I haven't had any since
shit sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660917
>mouths with no lips or cheeks
Exactly what are you going to use those for?
Hell, those brutish claws don't help either. They're only good for keeping you pinned down while she straddles you, and looking intimidating. For anything tender, or anything that would require her to touch your dick with her hands in some fashion, they are completely useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660962
Eh, I don't think too highly of it, as it was originally used by that Commercial guy to refer to that Anon who called his writing crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660913

I just want to fuck an apophis right in the cloaca while she sticks her tail up my butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660974
Get the fuck out. Now.
We don't want your kind here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660967
At least you've had monster girl dreams. The only dreams I have are about work or getting chased by flesh eating zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660966
>hippie monster girl
>probably has dreads and wears tie-dye
>probably also smokes pot
>in touch with nature and a spiritualist
>decent taste in music
>hopefully not an annoying activist hippie

Yeah, I'd go for a hippie monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660887
That same book also went fairly in-depth into the description of the newborn Baphomet's psyche as she comes to accept and love those "Animal-like" features as just as attractive and capable of giving pleasure as her old, human-like bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660956
It's still a little iffy. I like Jabberwock's contrast to her monsterparts and the girls as a whole, but never do I think, "dam, them big, meaty, claws" or anything to that extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660966
Treehugger Monster Girls, sure. I was really thinking more like, going camping and hunting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660974
Apophis doesn't have a cloaca, no lamia does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660986
Then how do they poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660976

>muh overbearingly vanilla hugbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660989
They don't poop you willy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660986

she can use MAMONO MANA to give her one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660983
In the pussy, pressed right up to the tree, her juices sliding down on it. Followed by a cum enema.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660982
Welp, guess I'm some kind of furfag or animal fucker then.
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660994
Don't call me a willy, you silly billy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660976
You first, faggot.

Fuck off back to whatever hovel you spawned out of with your maledom bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660996
Why would she want to make her husband, not want to stick his dick in her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660893

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660982
Okay, no.
It's perfectly fine to be attracted and aroused by the monster bits. Because they are part of the monster you like, love, whatever.

The problem is if you get aroused by those things when they are not part of a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think of Onee-sans?

[Anonymous No.]

>Miss me yet, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661002
I believe Rachs pedipalps did partially resemble legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661002
I thought the same thing. She's getting more human parts. In earlier images the spider bit start just below the ass. Now she's got halfway up the thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660998
I think it also varies from girl to girl. Finding the snake half of a lamia hot is pretty out there, you'd be fapping to a giant snake. But, I don't think anyone would object to nibbling on a bunnygirl's ears, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661006
Lovely, and better than imoutos.
>>12661011
Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

Is YBA dead or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661011
That looks looks like something you'd see on one of those shitty, flash porn game sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661015

Same thing with Miia, originally her snake part started at her lower back, now she has a partial ass

I like Crab man but fucking hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661005
>It's perfectly fine to be attracted and aroused by the monster bits

It is not.

>>12661000
What the hell does maledom have to do with anything he said?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661001

Why would a different kind of hole to stick my dick in make me not want to fuck her? I'm not that shallow, anon. I love my waifu regardless of her holes.

Besides, whatever happened to snake cloaca > horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661011
Not one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>You should not find Monster Girls attractive!

Welp, /mgg/ is dead.
I don't care if it's just one or two faggots.
The fact that this shit can come up at all, and not get torn to shreds instantly, just fills me with disappoint.

The normalfags hath come. And they are taking over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661029
The consensus for the best was horse cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661027
>It is not.
Yeah, fuck you too.
Normalfag go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661032
They've been here for a while I just don't respond to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661016
I find a lamia's snake half hot in some ways. I don't get a boner from looking at it, but it makes the whole more boneriffic to me, and because of that I don't object to sexual acts centered around her tail. Well, that and the kinkiness factor I guess.
But with a lamia's tail, I think it looks beautiful, it'd feel great to touch and wrapped up by, the way she'd move around would be fucking sexy as hell to watch, each movement making her swing those hips around. I'd suckle on her tail tip, or enjoy her jerking me off with her tail while relaxing in her embrace. But I can't really look at the tail alone and think "aw yeah, that's sexy". But I can look at a lamia and think the tail makes her sexier.

There are some cases where such factors make me find certain monster girl features more attractive than the human equivalent though. For instance, I'm not very much into regular human feet, but if an Anubis or a Lizard girl told me to do... various things with their feet, I'd be all over that, and I definitely would get an erection while doing it. I guess that sort of thing is kind of weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661029
>spoiler
That died back on /a/

>Why would a different kind of hole to stick my dick in make me not want to fuck her?

Because a vagina is human and a cloaca is animal. Some girls may have animals bits but we aren't zoophiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661032

Just ignore them man, it's like those faggots who argue "you're not suppose to find the monster bits attractive"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661037
>I just don't respond to them.
Yeah, I figured that was the case for most.

I really do need to stop taking the bait as much as I do. It's just a headache and an annoyance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661011
Never seen that one before. Is that .less's way of saying "fuck you haters, shop this if you can"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660107
>>12660191
>>12660196
>>12660204
>TFW never dreamed about Monster Girls, and last night dreamed I was Leonidas (But still with my own small scrawny build) in negotiations with Persians who had all their technology modern and made out of sand

How can I dream of Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661049
It is what happens when you tell .less there is something he can't/shouldn't draw. He's rebellious and he'll draw it to spite everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661049
Kind of, yeah.

Though you can tell it's old because it's pre-barbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661052
>and last night dreamed I was Leonidas (But still with my own small scrawny build) in negotiations with Persians who had all their technology modern and made out of sand
That actually sounds pretty rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661049
I give it between 3 hours and a day before it's shopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661052
Sleeping on your stomach increases the likelihood of wet dreams. That's the only advice I really have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661049
>>12661057
See
>>12661055
It's more than 5 months old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661052

Get in touch with a Nightmare, she can probably help you.

>tfw I just realized the pun in Nightmare's name

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661035
Calling me a normalfag does not make you right. Bestiality is not okay. I can't even get mad because this has so long been established, there is absolutely no worry in my heart, that you'll sway anyone to your side.

>>12661040
Right, after all, you do interact with the monster half, being wrapped in it. It's just the idea of interacting with the monster bits more than you should/have to, that seems to give people pause.

>There are some cases where such factors make me find certain monster girl features more attractive than the human equivalent though.

That's an entirely new can of worms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661063
>pun
Not really a pun, just people forgetting a word's origins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661063
You're slower than a special ed. class.
>>12661065
You're an enormous faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661065
Just fucking leave already. Why the fuck are you even here if you don't like MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661062
Well, it's the first time I've seen it. With a bit more exposure it'll probably get shopped like the other 4-ish he's done.

>>12661065
>mommy, make them stop liking what I don't like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661011
>tfw no grapesnake boogie gif ever
Thanks, Obama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661052
What i usually do is binge on a mix of AA2, monstergirl porn and please help me, I've been dreaming about an ushi-oni pinning me down to my bed for the last week, and I'm starting to think it isn't a dream anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661080
Sounds like fun! Don't forget to thank her for showering you with affections even though you're just a frail little human boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661080
Why do you fuckers keep having all the nice dreams. I hardly ever see any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661077
Oh yeah, I remember that.
He said he scrapped it because there's definitely a lot of animation involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661087
He also dropped the minigun minotaur because a gun as complex as the Minigun would be very difficult to draw. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661056
It really wasn't. I was in Leonidas's clothing while all the Persians were in some modern day shit, and I spent most of the dream just talking to them to understand their morals and life goals, and the dream ended right when Xerxes was about to come in and ask for my final decision.

Also the only grill Persian there thought I wasn't Leonidas because I looked so wimpy.

>>12661059
>Wet Dreams
Who wants to wake up in a puddle of their own cum and ruin their boxers and bed sheets?

>>12661080
That sounds like a lovely dream, keep it up Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661071
>>12661072
>>12661075
Please continue, it's not like you're looking more like children by the second. This goes all the way back to /a/. Stay mad that you want to step into furry territory and people are pointing it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661099
Fucking. Leave.

Go to some fucking 100% humangirl waifu thread on /a/ already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661093
>>12661087
And we can't be mad at him for not finishing, because we know for a fact it's difficult.
Speaking as a former animation major, I believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661095
>puddle
>ruin boxers and bed sheets
You may not know this, but real people don't actually cum buckets. That's just something boys in hentai do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661099
>come into the thread
>bitch-kun is right here
Damn, maybe I should take a vacation from here. Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661099
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661065
So I'm not allowed to want this then?
http://i.imgur.com/D85LW48.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661099
>pic related

>>12661080
Well then. how would you feel if i... posted ushi-oni smut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661107
Can you believe I'm having more fun discussing things on /d/ right now? Well I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661110
Do post, I'm running out of ideas for my little human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661111
What's there to discuss on /d/?
There are threads there literally months old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661103
>>12661107
>>12661108
>>12661110
I notice that none of you have an argument and resort to name calling and telling me to leave. Cute. And by the way, I'm not bitch kun. And I'm not leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661115
>Come into monstergirl thread
>Tell people they're not allowed to like monstergirls because 'bestiality'

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661099
If you wanted an example supporting your case you probably shouldn't have picked out some shitposts I made once out of sheer boredom.
Too bad for you, you get nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661115
You don't actually care what we say, so we're just having fun with your stimulus-response answer tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661104
I'm still sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661114
I'm not telling, don't want Bitch-kun to find my happy place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661125
/d/ sucks anyway, they don't even do any gay-ass roleplaying in 2d custom slut threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661109
I kinda wish less hadn't included my post there at the top in the picture.
It always feels kind of weird seeing it there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661109
I honestly don't care. I'm just pointing out becoming aroused primarily fro the mosterparts is iffy.

Now, do you want it primarily because they are lizard/animal feet? Then yes, I'd say you have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660940
Okay, that makes sense. Thanks for the elaboration.
It'd be interesting to see this sort of concept taken a little further. Maybe not a whole story, but you could get a good 5000 words or so out of it, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661124
So am I, Anon.
So am I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661121
No.

>>12661122
Too bad it has become the basis for many arguments. We get everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661063
>Pun
That's okay anon. Took me a while to see it too.
And mai waifu a Nightmare, so how bad is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661132
>having a non-standard fetish
>a problem

Mate, that isn't even that fucking far out there. Is that what you're mad about? That someone has a different fucking fetish than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661115
They don't bother with actual arguments, because you don't either.

You just say, "I'm right, you're wrong", and that's it.

And when people put forth actual reasons why they disagree with you, you again say, "No, I'm right, you're wrong."

That's why they're just insulting you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661122

Why have you cursed us anon? What did we ever do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

This land is no longer peaceful; it's inhabitants no longer kind. Why didn't you protect her smile anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661065
>That give people pause.
That give you pause.
Most people don't get tangled up in your bullshit mentality, and just enjoy Monster Girls because they enjoy Monster Girls.

So could you kindly shut the fuck up and stop making them question what they like or dislike? It just derails the thread and leads to a bunch of shitposting when we could actually be talking about Monster Girls, something you don't even like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661156
>them toenails

bitch needs a pedicure

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pleasure myself with this fishgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661162
No, those are fucking perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Kunoichi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661166

Don't do it, the only thing you'll get is NTR

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661168
Yes. Can she use the clone technique like Suzume from Sengoku Rance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661168
>Kunoichi
Well I don't know abou-
>Adorable blush and food-offer
...yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661132
I'm not saying I'm aroused primarily by the monster parts, I'm saying I'm aroused by all of the monster girl. And I don't want it just because they're animal feet, I want it because I find her feet visually pleasing as a monster girl's feature, and appealing in their exoticness. Yes, that contrast you put so much focus on plays a role in it too. The "exotic" factor probably stems from that contrast by a large part. But mostly I just find regular human feet ugly, but don't feel the same about that Salamander's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661146
But I'm not mad. The issue is coming from finding the animal bits attractive. I honestly don't care about you getting a lizard footjob, the point of contention, is actively finding the monsterbits arousing. Do you look at a centaur's horse part and get horny? How is that not wrong? And, if we're talking MGE, the setting agree, since every girl has a human vagina. The only especial case would be tailpussy, but do any animals have those? No, so who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660893
Hound I'd like to see if you can do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661166
>Mutio
That is some damn fine top-class taste you've got there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661171
That's from some furry shit. Really not helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661168
>Silver Hair Elf
Hmmmmm I dun...
>Big Tits, Offering Food
Okaaaaaay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661166
>>12661182
You two. Gentlemen ye are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661179
Why do you define 'wrong' as 'not standard human sexual attraction'?
People are going to find different things attractive than you do and all you seem to have going in this argument is "BUT I SAID IT WAS WRONG THAT MAKES IT WRONG".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661160
The only ones with the problem here is you. I'm civilly discussing this with >>12661109 >>12661029 >>12661040 >>12661175
and you won't shut the fuck up and stop butting in because it makes YOU uneasy. I'm not stopping and if you don't like it, "ignore it."
Fags.

[Anonymous No.]

Earlier I started a story about a wolfgirl who's tail kept growing. Well, actually it was more like yesterday, but these threads almost feel like they run on their own time.
People seemed interested in it, even though I thought it was a little messy. Hashed out, ill-set tone, that sort of thing.
But the story is compiled here, if you want to see it: http://pastebin.com/Pd5cSBSr

If you have any interest in it, I could always finish it. Or at least attempt to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661196
I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Just about everyone in this thread thinks you're full of shit, so stop trying to pass the buck off to others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661197
I wouldn't mind a continuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661175
See, that's all I'm saying, I feel the same as you. It's about the exoticness, and how well it complements the whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661188
>Hating on based Kemonono

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661200
I am so relieved to finally know where I stand since I know you speak for everyone. Thank you anon, I know better now.

>>12661195
I didn't understand the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661203
Then I'll get right on it. Just give me a minute to get started. I'm rather scatterbrained about all of this.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people still responding to this hypocritical shitlord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661217
Because they're insecure.

>shitlord
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660633
>>12660639
>>12660645
>>12660649
>>12660657
>>12660666
>>12660680
>>12660688
>>12660697
>>12660742
>>12660800
>>12660836
>>12660886
>>12660922
>>12660940
What the fuck am I reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658213
rapebox>rapecube>rapestation 2
prove me wrong faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661223
Love in it's purest form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661213
What makes your definition of what is wrong absolute?

Why are you the ultimate moral authority on what is right and what is wrong? Moreover, how is liking animal bits on humans inherently wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661224
Rapestation 2 outsold all the others, ergo you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661223
>>12661226
Forgot to put this in there but it reminds me of that Futurama episode where there is a robot version of Fry and Lela along with the regular versions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661224
Rapebox has no games
I should have saved my copy of Panzer Wyvern Orta

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659328
I'm in if she also marries me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661231
So wanting to fuck horse pussy is okay?

>Moreover, how is liking animal bits on humans inherently wrong?

It's not. It's specifically liking the monster bits over the human bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661223

Read >>12660940 as an explanation for >>12660886. Now, apply that to >>12660742 and the continuing post. Stop at every mention of a different "me" to see just which "me" he's talking about. It does, amazingly, make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661224
>Rapebox
>Good

It's literally a console of ports. Just get a PC.

Rapecast>Rapecube>>>>Rapestation2>>>Rapebox

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661240
Yes. Wanting to fuck horse pussy is okay.

What would make it not okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661245
TWO horse pussies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661245
Stop replying to this guy already.

Or are you just a samefag who gets off on going back and forth between himself to bait for shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659332
>it hurts so bad
Not having a tame Ushi wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661248
I just want to see what his bullshit logic is going to be.
i'm using this as a distraction so I don't have to keep writing ushit-oni smut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661245
Because that's bestiality. Thank you for confirming that those pushing for fucking the monsterbits are just t a bunch of zoophiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661240
>So wanting to fuck horse pussy is okay?

Well I guess that depends. Is the horse pussy a horse's horse pussy, or a centaur's horse pussy. Depending on which variant of the question you ask, and to who, you'll get very different answers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661252
>so I don't have to keep writing ushit-oni smut
I'm going to fucking kill you with my mind if you don't do it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661205
But where we differ is that you just like those features for adding flavor or whatever, while I think they can gain genuine attractiveness from how well they complement the whole as well as that "contrast" and the exoticness, and whether they look cute or imposing or whatever. And yes, some of those features can turn me on. I don't like them "over the human bits". I just like all of a monster girl.
And no, I don't fap to animals, I do not feel sexually aroused by animals. Or furries for that matter.

And I don't really consider myself an exception among monster girl fans for thinking this way. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661253
And what is wrong with bestiality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661252
Guy you're "fighting" with here, get to writing smut faggot. Not ushi oni though, spiders a shit. How about Oomukade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661246
>Two
Ew.
Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661237

>Rapebox has no games

Your just jealous because we got all the good exclusives like Halo: Rape Evolved and Rape Cry Instincts and Rape or Alive 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661263
>Rape or Alive
Is this an Ushi-Oni simulator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661263
>Rape or Alive 3
And just like the original, even that version would only sell because of the boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661258
While I'm not sure I entirely agree with the way you're describing it, I know I can certainly agree with what you're saying more than what the other guy's spewing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661259
2.Images depicting bestiality, guro, scat, or generally seen to be "extreme" in nature are not to be uploaded.

For one it doesn't go here, even /d/ doesn't want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661179
>And, if we're talking MGE, the setting agree

>Also, after being completely charmed by a monster, one's aesthetic sense will have changed so that he feels that the grotesque parts and organs of monsters are beautiful.

>In the case that the partner was a monster that has a grotesque lower body, such as snake, spider, etc. even if the man at first hated and feared that grotesque body, once he has sex with her, even that grotesque body will appear beautifully lewd, and he'll end up feeling that it's unbearably sweet.

Do your homework.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661275
Okay. 4chan has declared it wrong.

Does that make it wrong? Or does that mean that the janitors/mods/admin personally think it's wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661272
How would you describe it? Just asking out of genuine curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661263
>Halo
>implying the franchise hasn't been getting milked harder than the DHB in my closet

laughing gigolos.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661271
Assless chaps and swinging dongs in video games objectify men. It's disgusting how monster girls treat human boys that try to game with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661258
No, that's rather reasonable. Contrast can be a beautiful thing, and that's a big factor of a monstergirl, right down to the term itself.
"Monster" and "girl".
Of course, not everyone will enjoy monstergirls for that reason. Catgirls and the like are just cute all around. Maybe it's a different kind of contrast. Or, maybe, it's not.
If I like a monstergirl, it's because she just appeals to me. Not as a sum of parts or bits, but just as the monstergirl. The entire argument about liking certain bits over others seems unnecessary to me. My way isn't the right way. There isn't really a right way at all. Just back-and-forths, and arguing, and recursion. A whole lot of recursion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661281
I'm not entirely sure, as I said. I'm not the most eloquent person, but to try and describe it, I just see there as being nothing wrong with being attracted to any part of a Monster Girl, period.

It's not a matter of liking the "Animal-bits" or the "Human-bits" more than one or the other. Because neither matters. I like "Monster-bits". We're here for "Monster Girls". Not "Human Girls" or "Animal Girls". I don't think of them as parts of a whole, I just see a whole, and I find everything about that whole attractive.

It's a centaur, not a horse with a girl on top.
An Arachne, not a spider with a girl on top.
A lamia, not a snake.
A mermaid, not a fish.
And so on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661276
Human vaginas faggot, there are no animal reproductive organs in MGE as of yet. And I wasn't talking about the men in MGE, I meant us, finding the animal bits attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661318
I'd like to point out that there is actually nothing that says that in the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661280
Child pornography is also wrong. Are you seriously gonna argue for it?

>Or does that mean that the janitors/mods/admin personally think it's wrong?

How the fuck would I know? The fact remains it doesn't go here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661318
>there are no animal reproductive organs in MGE as of yet.
>as of yet.

So what you're saying is that we should hold our horses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661325
Nothing that says what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661326
But we're not talking about bestiality. At all.

You're the only asshole who thinks sex with MGs is bestiality, which IS wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661331
I have never said sex with MGs is bestiality, since they have human reproductive organs anyway. I said finding the animal parts hotter over the human bits is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661326
What makes child pornography wrong?

Since you're going to dodge around the question, let me answer it for you; Children are too young to consent properly to having sex. How does that apply to bestiality? Animals aren't sapient enough to have sex, which makes bestiality 'wrong' in the eyes of standard morals.

Are monstergirls capable of consenting to sex? Are they sapient?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661336
Nobody here finds the animal parts hotter than the human parts, you're just shitting on people for not ONLY finding the human parts hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661336
>I have never said sex with MGs is bestiality, since they have human reproductive organs anyway.
Not in MGE land they don't.
They have succubus reproductive organs, which are much worse at actually reproducing but much better at stress-relief.
> splitting hairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661331
Also, fuck you if you're him because you said
>>12661245 >>12661259 don't try to back out now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661330
That says that there are no animal reproductive organs in the MGE. If anything, it says the opposite, given that MGs still give birth in the ways their species did before Succubi-ification. In many cases, more animalistic reproductive systems would help with this.

Even in the case of the centaur, with that whole bullshit paragraph about a second cunt, it simply says the original "Tightens up". It doesn't say anything about becoming entirely humanoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661342
>Pic Related

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658732
My nigger.
>>12658772
I remember that commission! You good sir you!
>>12658948
I laughed, but feel bad for it.
>>12659111
Pharoah/anubis/etc. with Egyptian accents. Nipangu monsters with nipangu accents. Wights. Etc.
>>12659510
DRAGON
>>12659615
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661338
>Animals aren't sapient enough to have sex, which makes bestiality 'wrong' in the eyes of standard morals.

If you honestly think people are put off from fucking animals because of moral implications, you're fucking deluded. It's cause you're fucking an animal, end of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661348
If you were trying to prove samafag or something, you failed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661338
>Are monstergirls capable of consenting to sex? Are they sapient?
Even if they ARE sapient, the question as-asked is misleading. Monstergirls are capable of consenting to sex in (almost exactly) the same way that we are capable of consenting for food.
That is, they CAN make an informed yes/no decision, but they won't last very long going for "no".

I've forgotten what the point of this was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661355
I was just trying to show that I'm not the same guy who made the latter two posts quoted there. If I was, they'd both have (You), which they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661360
Which is why I said, "if you're him" But, it also proves we're being infiltrated by animal fuckers. You will tell me this is not a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you people still argue about all this shit
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661369
To each their own.

As long as they keep the overall topic about Monster Girls, I really don't care.

So can we please stop talking about all this bullshit, and just talk about actually liking Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661375
>liking monster girls
>not only liking catgirls and elves
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661357
>I've forgotten what the point of this was.

And this is where the recursion begins. Don't worry too much about it; I lost track of the argument a fair few posts ago.

The important thing is that you still love your monstergirl waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661343
Yeah, well find me the citation that says, "animal pussy". Every MG thus far has been referenced to have a vagina. Lamias don't have cloacas, neither do harpies, spiders don't have...whatever their equivalent of a pussy is. They all have human vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661375
>letting furries/zoophiles in

Are you insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661382
Well, that depends on a few things...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661280
>Okay. 4chan has declared it wrong. Does that make it wrong?

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661383
I'd enjoy Mad Hatter if it weren't for that one bit in her profile where it says that her skin feels sticky and like mushroom.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a jinko waifu that love hugs and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661383
You're a fucking brony aren't you?

I still laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661391
Would you rub her belly and tease her everytime she chuffs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661390
> hating on the best bit
Well, there's no accounting for taste I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661391
what if we combined a yeti and a jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661398
>best bit
>not her "calm insanity" and total fucking dapperness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661396
>You're a fucking brony aren't you?

I'm not. Where did that question come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661399
>Combining cuddling and hugs with a majestic predatory cat
Anon, you has successfully created a majestic predatory serial hugger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661397
Of course.

>>12661399
Sounds good. What could be the effects of her hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661391
>wanting to hug a disgusting rock hard man-body

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661401
If I liked monstergirls for their conversational skills and fashion sense, I'd... I'd... well, I don't know, because the notion is so far out of my experience that I can't even
'Course, my love of the squidgy mushroomy texture means I actually like matangos, which probably means I'm mind-controlled anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661408
>serial hugger
She brings her victims to her cuddle den and shows them slides of her previous victims, a la Red Dragon
>This is Timmy from next door, before
Picture of Timmy crying
>This is Timmy from next door, changed
Picture of a blushing Timmy smiling
>Do you see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661382
Fuck off with your furry scare. They don't come to jp and they don't come here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661414
Yes. I would hug Onis, Moths, Kikimoras, Kitsunes, Holstaurus, Frosted Rapes..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661420
Matangos got toned down pretty hard from their initial version
They're no longer completely stationary, and they no longer turn you into a mindless sex toy fused to her body
You just turn into a regular incubus with a mushroom cap on your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661423
Don't deny us the simple joy of the witch-hunt, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661408
>serial hugger
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12658943

Well good news for you then. Faggot. I have no plans of ever attempting to writefaggot ever again because of work and as you said, ad naseum same stuff over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661427
>You just turn into a regular incubus with a mushroom cap on your head
You're shitting me, right?
Tell me you're shitting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661406
Being content on letting zoophiles in tells me there's something off about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661436
lol nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661440
Where are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661436
That's basically how all MGE Incubui work. You essentially become like 10% Monster boy with parts of whatever your waifu is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661423
Fuck you. Read the chain before opening your retard mouth. See >>12661245 >>12661259

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661443

>>12661245
>>12661259

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661444

>You essentially become like 10% Monster boy with parts of whatever your waifu is.

Wait, i always thought incubui look exactly like regular humans but where sex crazed among other things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661451
I thought the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661422
>kneading hugs
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661444
I think incubization works in tandem with you're waifus desires. Anyways, Mermaid blood exists as another alternative to extended life.
>>12661451
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661254
If it's a horse's horse pussy, we can agree it's not okay, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661424
>I would hug Onis
Awwww yiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661412

Even fluffier/cozier than just one alone I guess?

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>>12661454
It says somewhere that you get fire or cold resistance commensurate with your waifu's nature, too.
And while it does say that other physical changes are minimal, they're minimal in the sense that you always become a bishonen twink, it's just that few people woud immediatly suspect you're not human.

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>>12661465
>You always become a shounen twink

YOU FUCKING LIE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661242
I know it logically makes sense but so do a lot of things in the universe, doesn't mean I understand them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661460
Yeah!

>>12661464
I think so, I expected some magical hugs but it seems fine anyways. I'd fall asleep instantly though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661465
>you always become a bishonen twink
What about the bro-tier muscle mountains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661374
What else do we have left but to fight, wait for writefags and drawfags to create, and the occasional new KC girl. We have nothing but each other, and we only have so much room in our hearts which is already filled by monster girls. Thus we fight each other, and others who come in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661447
Those were both me, and I was using that argument because of the Socratic argument, and his be-all end-all morality.

[Anonymous No.]

>As for changes caused by incubization, the changes that appear basically make it convenient for the monster that one is coupled with.
>First, it is purported that the looks almost don't change at all compared to when one was human. Monsters don't care very much about the attractiveness of a man's face, so in most cases there are no changes whatsoever. The body changes to become more healthy and durable so that it's convenient for sex, but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.
>A rare exception occurs and the appearance greatly changes in the case of those who are too feeble or fat, and their form will be vastly improved so that it's convenient to have sex with monsters. Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.
>After one has changed into an incubus, the mind also changes so that one's values become nearer to those of the monsters

Take from that what you will. "Their form will be vastly improved so that it's convenient to have sex with monsters" sounds a bit 'Ve vill remake you to be pleasing to us' to me, but whatever.

> paying attention to KC anyway

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>>12661488
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Sure zoophile, whatever you say.

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>>12661440
I posted a mad hatter after the word "insane" was mentioned. It was a joke, with no substance relating to the current issue. Sorry to have confused you like that.

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>>12661465
>they're minimal in the sense that you always become a bishonen twink
No you don't

>First, it is purported that the looks almost don't change at all compared to when one was human. Monsters don't care very much about the attractiveness of a man's face, so in most cases there are no changes whatsoever. The body changes to become more healthy and durable so that it's convenient for sex, but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.

>A rare exception occurs and the appearance greatly changes in the case of those who are too feeble or fat, and their form will be vastly improved so that it's convenient to have sex with monsters. Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/Pd5cSBSr
Continuation now. I think I'll change the tone a bit, too. Y'know, make it into more of an actual story.

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>>12661434

Hell. I even sealed the deal with Alpitude and deleted everything so nobody else can wallow in the shit

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Guys, Trader Anon Here, I've got a pastebin up for the new adventure we started yesterday, which I will be adding the next part to sometime tonight, because it'll be too long to post here. I'll also be renaming the original soon to match with my new naming convention I'm going to go for to help cut down on walls of text.
Thanks again for all the old and/or newcomers and I hope to get back to a regular schedule in the near future.
http://pastebin.com/qvZxhCT0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661511
No, I got the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661534
Okay. Sorry to make you think that I'd taken sides on this whole debate, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661517
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661528
Are we voting in-thread, or do you have alternative arrangements?
Go home and fill in tedious paperwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661006
Love them! They can teach you about fun and interesting things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661556
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you worshipped the sun with your wolfu today?

Also remember to vote for Amerie Tiggins for mayor, who intends to fix the crippling homeless problem within three years

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661538
Are you booty plundering guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661006

>tfw no NEET lamia onee-chan to play video games with

[Anonymous No.]

Jingai Shunman 1-5 are still my favorite monster girl doujins.
6 was alright too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661484
I imagine this would happen if you have an oni or ogre waifu. That's the body I'd go for. No point in becoming an inhuman sex machine if you're not ripped as fuck.

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>>12661569
I am not.

[Anonymous No.]

Are the Jabberwock's red claws supposed to look like painted nails? They give me that sort of vibe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661603
Looks like natural coloration to me. Why would a dragon paint her claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661436
Mentioned in MGE 1's Matango profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661444

>I could have a long, forked tongue and fangs

D-don't make this sound so tempting, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661611
Yeah it is natural, I'm just thinking it's supposed to evoke that kind of image, since all the wonderland monsters are way lewder and "girlier".

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/Pd5cSBSr
Continuation now. I think I'll change the tone a bit, too. Y'know, make it into more of an actual story.
(Let's pretend that unintentional post never happened.)

The ride to the hospital is quiet. Well, I'm quiet. But I'm always quiet. It's just that my wife's quiet too. I can't say I blame her, but it does make the ride a little more awkward. After all, a tail twice as long as I am tall wiggling around behind us both makes for a strange backseat passenger.
I draw in a breath, and her ear flicks at the sound of it. She already knows what I've got to say, but I say it anyway.
"This is nothing to worry about."
"I know."
"It's only been a couple of days."
"I know that."
"This is the first actual professional we're going to see, so we'll actually-"
"I know!" she snaps.
Ouch. A glance over from the road shows me that she's already back in composure. Maybe I should've left it at silence.
"I'm sorry, but," she trails off. Instead, I feel her paw squeeze on my leg. Is she comforting me, or herself? "I can feel it growing."
"What?"
"I don't think it's just getting bigger overnight. I can feel it growing now, it's like when you were brushing it last night."
"You're not getting off on it, are you?" Tactful as always.
"What? Of course not!"
"Then why is your face so flushed?"
"Just keep driving."

I do, but I can't help but a smile a little bit. That doesn't last though, when I notice her tail starting to fill out over the seats in back, obscuring the window view.
"Hey, honey? Do you think you could, try and squish your tail down a bit?"
"It is squished down."
"Oh."
I keep my foot on the gas a little harder after that.

(I read that Dogscape story. Pretty good, but the first half read much better than the second, I think. I don't think I'll be going quite that far, though. Maybe.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661554
I'll update when I post it and post a Strawpoll here and in the pastebin to cover all bases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661622
I kind of want to shake a Jabberwock by the wings.

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>>12661624
Continue

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>>12661250
>That Doge's face

Screw the Ushi, I want that dog for a pet so we can go on monster fighting adventures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661624
Looking forward for more.

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>>12661647
Doge a shit.

I'd much rather have a pomeranian like Missile or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661653
>You will never solve mysteries with, and have your life repeatedly saved by, an amnesiac ghost girl and a ghost dog who perform Tricks to aid you on your quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12656829
Does this guy have a pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661624
Down at the hospital, I nearly need to disassemble the seat to get my wife's tail out from the hole made for it. People start glancing, but it's when the werewolf's out of the car that they really start staring.
"Shall I walk behind you and hold the tail?"
"No, no, just walk with me. Please." Effortlessly, as if the thing was still without weight, she wraps it around her front and bundles it in her arms like a spool of thick, fluffy hose. The diameter of the thing it enough that she can't even wrap her arms all the way around it without squeezing hard.
"You look like a ball of fuzz with a face, from the front."
"Hlephs juhs gommph," she mumbles through the wall of speckled white and grey.
"Sure, of course."

Inside the hospital, we get even more stares. I hear one child ask if that weresheep is here to be shaved. Luckily, I hadn't lifted the tail from my wife's ears then, so it went unheard.
"Our appointment is with a doctor named 'Green', up on the third floor. We should be right on time. So, shall we..." I trail off into silence a step away from walking onto the escalator in front of us. Instead, I take a look at the moving mechanical steps below me. And then a look at my wife's tail, its tip dragging along the floor. And then back to the escalator.
"Actually, I think an elevator might be better."
"I think you're right," she replies, eyeing the jagged metal teeth interlocking each step together warily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661683
Monorus, the guy who draws all that? Not that I can remember. I'm likely wrong, though.

[Anonymous No.]

So, when is Dietritch's Adventures coming back?

And Zombie Dietritch with Lich follower when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661684
continue

[Anonymous No.]

Okay im sure this question is asked alot, but is there a download for all three parts of mgq put in one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660971
Actually it was not because he called my writing crap, I can take criticism, and I know sometimes my commercials are poorly written because I write them out too fast, but it was the fact he would pick fights with everyone over anything.

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>>12661720

Here, mang.

>>85003457

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661647
>Silver colored Dog or Wolf
>Go on adventures fighting monsters

...

>Knight Anon going on adventures
>Sent by the King to deal with a Dark Matter Infestation and a Lilim forcefully trying to create her own dark dimension that infringes on the real world
>Anon forms a covenant with a Succubus in order to enter the unholy place
>Anon is successful and defeats the Youngest Lilim trapping her alone in her own dimension
>He does not walk away unscathed, his Greatsword bearing a small amount of corruption and his body slowly corrupting as well
>The King rewards him with a Silver Pendant blessed by Ilias the Chief Goddess
>It's holy power prevents the corruption and Anon continues on his adventures alongside his pet companion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659122
>>12659119

I was actually kind of surprised when I moved down to Toronto; there is an accent, and a pretty defined one at that, but it only really shows up in working-class areas.

"Toronto" becomes "Trawno"

"You guys" becomes "You'se guys"

And, pretty generally, there's a lot of syllable-skipping to make the words come out faster for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661624
Good to see you are back, seems Bitch-kun was/is here

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>>12661753
I only notice how I do shit like that when I'm on the phone. Makes it a lot more noticeable.

[Anonymous No.]

Did the thread die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661684 (I hope you like exposition.)

When people say "wizard", they normally get an idea of an image in their heads. An expectation. Doctor Elon (the) Green was not living up to that expectation.
Short, stocky and gruff, the man looked more like the hybrid of a bear and a gruff beaver than a sagely, magical force of nature.
And after one cramped and uncomfortably silent elevator trip, a long walk down corridors and corridors of staring patients and visitors, and half an hour with my wife spirited away from the waiting room by some nurse, his first words to me when he returned to his office weren't exactly up to expectation either.
"It's not a spell?"
"Boy, did I stutter?" the Doctor grunted. "It's the work of a wizard, but a spell it isn't. Hex, curse, jinx, or charm. No wonder some young lich couldn't figure it out."
I shared a glance with my wife, currently sat with her tail occupying half of the room's ground space.
"Nah. What that jackass wizard flung at you, it was garbled magic."
"Garbled magic?"
"Hrnph. How do I explain this?" The doctor wasn't exactly the image of professional medical study. He sat there for a good ten seconds, lost in thought while my wife pressed herself close to me. I could feel the slight sweat and burning heat against my skin, and wondered just how sensitive her tail was becoming that just sitting there could stimulate it.

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>>12661797
"Right. Think of it like this, boy. When any wizard deserving the name casts a spell, it's a weaving. He's weaving strings of magic to make a construct. That construct makes magic affect the world however the caster desires it. What this wizard did to that," gesturing to the tail, "was throw whatever tangle of string he could find in his piss-stained pockets. It caught on you, missy, and now it's doing what magic does. Whatever the hell it pleases."
"You can't just... take the strings off?" the werewolf ventured.
"Werew- Uh, missy, that magic is unstable, volatile. I wager whatever rookie sensing magic your lich quack used just made your whole situation worse. I won't attempt to undo that magic, and neither will any wizard worthy of the title. You want that tangle gone, get the bum who threw it at you to take it back. Magic's picky that way."

And that was that. No curing or fixing. No preventatives. No potions or pills. Just the guarantee that not a soul but one could stop my wife's tail from growing.
The walk back to the car was the worst of it, for sure. Neither of us spoke. She just kept staring down at the tail she had in her paws, heavy breathing barely contained. It looked like she was going to cry, but the moment she was in the car seat and away from public view, her arms shot down between her legs. The engine just barely started to compete with the sound of her moans while her tail thrashed back and forth in the backseat.
It was surreal. Just ten minutes ago, we were told this could only get worse, and now she was pleasuring herself with more intensity than I'd ever seen her cope with before.
The session lasted minutes before she tweaked herself to climax in that car seat, and watching her, I didn't have the mind to drive away. I was just glad that the lot around us was more or less deserted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661800
Does this call for the de-virginization of rogue hwizards everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661800
I stared at her for maybe two minutes as she came down from her sudden release of lust, catching her sight while she panted and returned to her senses.
"I- (pant) sorry. It's just (pant) really getting to (pant) me. What do we do now?"
What did we do now? What the hell did we do? How does a person plan on their tail growing in size without cease? When would it stop? Would it ever stop? Could the doctor be wrong? We could look around more. Check in other countries. Look for the best in the field. Hunt that original wizard.
God, how does a person plan this? What happens when she can't fit in the car? Her clothes? Through the doorways of our home? Would I need to build an extension just for her tail?
"Let's, let's just go home for now."
She could see me cracking. Werewolves were good like that. Empathic, even. But it didn't take a werewolf to see the fear on my face, and I prayed that it wasn't rubbing off on my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661812
>monsters go all anti-wizard after every spell gone wrong the same way soccer moms go all anti-gun after a shooting story
23pd4me

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>>12661815
I believe it's just an excuse for the resident, magically inclined bachelorettes to find themselves a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661812
How would something like that work out, anyway? Just get all the stronger, older wizards to take down the young rogues and bind their magic powers?
And then you could strip the rogues down, line them up naked, chained and blindfolded, while a sexing squad of succubi all mount them at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661821
Unwizarding by Rape Squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661821
>Spending tax dollars on that.
>Not just labeling wizards as exempt from any monster raping laws that protect men when there get to be too many mages

Efficiency bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661827
This.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why I am firm proponent of wizard registration laws!
Those rouge mages cause so much trouble for our lovely MG wifes, I am so glad this documentary on the dangers of these wizards has been shown.

If you see someone who might be a wizard and is potentially dangerous PLEASE
PLEASE
Call the MGC PD.

That phone call can save someone a lot of trouble.

<she changes the channel>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661824
>Rape Squad

This is why you live as a hermit if you don't want to be raped by monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661842
>Wizard registration act
>Sentinel golem program
>Head rogue wizard in a color changing lazyboy chair

Somebody stop the madness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661720
Nothing? Well to google it is i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661846
That's what thralls are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661852

The dude linked the /mgq/ general on /vg/ for you. It's right there in their pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661851
Civil War a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661860
Makes me wonder how they're going to handle it in Cap3. The idea was good, it's the execution that sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661866
It might be good. Especially since it will be setting up Phase III and beyond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661741
>Knight Anon is tasked to rescue a Princess abducted by a Lilim
>He and his glorious pet go to the area only to find it taken over by dark matter in the same manner as before
>The monster denizens far more aggressive than before, the Lilim in charge older and more powerful than the first
>Anon and Pet continue their journey through the dark but are overcome by a large band of Ushi-Oni and Dark Matters
>Anon's Arm is broken and the Lilim enters the room promising vengeance for her sister
>She stares at his pet for a few seconds before starting to cast a spell
>Anon, considered defeated at this point, is able to struggle free and blocks the spell with his magic shield
>Knight Anon has his soul stolen away by the Lilim and is left nothing but a corrupted husk of a man
>His pet is protected by the magic that even a Lilim is unable to pierce
>Her original intent to change his pet into a Wolf Girl and force them together forever
>Anon stands as the Lilim's Eternal Guardian now

[Anonymous No.]

Okay comrades, I'll work on shaping the Anya story into a proper chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661889

RIP Knight Artorias

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661892

That's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661889
What about the Chosen Undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661892

Good luck, comrade. Make Father Anon proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661904

>Making the rectally ravaged procrastinator hate-totem proud

Don't think that's possible at this point, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661904

>rectally ravaged procrastinator hate-totem

...I...what? Did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661912
Working at 7/11 has made him very cranky.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your Monster Daughteru says she found a cute human boy to date, who's smart, in charge, and big! He's coming over for dinner that night. When he finally arrives, he enters your house confidently, shakes your hand, and introduces himself. "Monster Waifu's father, I'm CIA."

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661918
Teach him better memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661918
Tell that little fudgepacker to fuck off to /tv/, and that the Nolan trilogy was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661918
Was coming here part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661814
Dinner was bland. Of course it was. I'd cooked it, after all.
At least she was happy with rare. Werewolves took an enjoyment out of uncooked meat that I'd never understand.
But that faded with the meal's end, and when she asked me to measure her tail. I tried to steer her away from that. After all, we'd be doing it in the morning anyway.
I wasn't as determined as her, anyway. I asked her if she really wanted to know the length since this morning. Then I told her: Sixteen feet. Add five since this morning, then.
It was an obstacle through and through now. More than just a couple of chairs had been knocked down when she'd turned around without looking, and the emotional draining of the day had left her pale and exhausted.
Now it was time to get serious.
Standing up, I took her tail with tender hands, watching her shuffle from paw to paw on the floor with discomfort. No, with tension. Starting from the base, I hefted it around herself, surprised to feel the weight which she was apparently free from. I spiralled the long, fluffly appendage around her, lower and lower, wrapping her up from her butt to her paws. Upon reaching the floor, I built the spiral up. Three four wraps at the base, three on layer just above, and then two tails thick on the next. By the time I was finished, it resembled...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661912

Somebody called the procrastinator extraordinaire on doing the same thing over and over ad naseum like a skill-less hack and he rage deleted virtually everything on his Pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661933
That nigga needs thicker skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661933

literally who

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661942

Nobody important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661933
Anon, I don't think everyone knows who you're talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661944

Who would want to know about a faggot who's worse than Bob that constantly shit flings while never delivering on anything outside of constant same scenarios parading around as a parody of creativity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661933
Has he written anything popular? This is the first I'm hearing of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661947
Anon, you sound upset. Who the hell are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661399
>>12661408
So basically a fluffy hug hunter who can survive hot and cold environments, no place is safe from her cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661956
My place is.

I love shotguns

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661961
>Shooting something that just wants to hug you
You're a cruel person, you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661925
Oh great, now your Monster Daughteru just lost the only boy who ever showed interest in her. Now she's crying, asking if chasing away her lover was part of your plan.

How will you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661918
Challenge him to a fight to the death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661962
I know.

But if she just knocks and calmly explains herself, she won't get shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661951

No. Except create Anya and cluster a thread with shit about porking Orcs.

>>12661954

Ovarian Cists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661966
Take his place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661969
Oh, Him? I'm surprised, he entertained me a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12657146
>>12657154
>>12657160
>>12657162
>>12657165
>>12657172
all i saw was she was a SIBERIAN jinko
doesn't mean white
also the only people that cared to reply voted on those colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661969
I'd totally pork an Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659773
2. maybe 1
I know I would start feeling really awkward with this going on

also I have to say I started reading this as something simple and silly that someone started and this is has become something I really like over the past few days
thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661968
But where's the thrill in that. She's a vast predatory hugger, anon. Walking up to her prey and just asking if they would like a hug is demeaning and would destroy her sense of pride
No, she must hunt you days on end, waiting, watching in the bushes and from the shadows for the right moment to strike. She would memorize you daily schedule, knowing what time you eat, when you sleep, and when you try and fix the heater that seem to mysteriously break by some unforeseen circumstances
And then she would pounce like the majestic predatory animal she is, you being her prey. She would envelop you in her soft fur, giving you the warmest, tightest, most blissful hug you've even gotten since you showed your mother you got a gold star for the first time at school. Forget the heater, you're as warm as if you were next to a fire.

But then she would be gone, cockblocking you like your father did on the first time you attempted to lose your virginity. and you would never see her again
Or so you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661903
>Disguised as Knight Anon, Chosen Anon makes his way through the same scenario
>After striking down Knight Anon his soul is set free from the Lilim's spell and is collected by Ilias herself
>Chosen Anon rescues Sif the Wolf from her confines and summons him for aid to battle the Lilim
>Defeating the Lilim, Sif returns to her world scathed by the corruption, Chosen Anon is torn back to his world's time
>Still on his own journey, Chosen Anon presses on to find a great sealed door
>Within it is the Grave of Knight Anon but before he could take the ring he was ambushed
>The overtly tall wolf girl pins Chosen Anon to the ground before sniffing him
>It seems the Lilim's corruption overcame the Wolf with time...
>She let's go with a sigh and releases him before picking up the Greatsword of Knight Anon

A. Bow and ask to join her in protecting Knight Anon's Grave eternally

B. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZVyHH-voR8

You monster, you killed Sif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661972

>Being entertained by an oroborus of mediocrity and stale shit over and over again

You're flattering, but unneeded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661978
How the fuck is this hybrid supposed to look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661980

C. Go and live in the Painted World with Priscilla for eternity. This is also the only true good ending to Dark Souls.

[Anonymous No.]

D: Go hang around with Hathor Ammy and Ra, at least they got snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661983
A very fluffy white Jinko with delicious brown skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661978
Which is why I'd use a stun gun on her, then turn her in to the proper people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661929
"A dress?"
"I was going for the ball gown sort of look," I said. "Seems kind of cheesy now that I think about it though."
"Uh, actually" she begins, looking over at the mirror across the other end of the living room. "It looks nice. I'm not really used to dresses, but kind of I like this."
Was her voice shaking just then? At first I thought it was my imagination, but when I looked back from at mirror with her, I saw her bright, wild yellow eyes catch mine. The look in her face was completely at odds with the casualness of her words, and in that mood change she took my hands with her paws. Fur, pad and claw all press into my palms, and before I even know what I'm doing, I put my forehead to hers, and words start spilling out of my mouth.
"We'll make this work, Fuzzball."
Fuzzball. That was a nickname I hadn't used in a long while. First time I'd called her that, it was because I'd woken up one morning with a clump of her ear fur in my mouth.
I carried on, mouth on autopilot while the rest of me might as well have frozen up. "Really. We won't stop looking for a way to beat this. And no matter what happens, I'll always be here. Okay? Right here. Because I love you. Always, and always, and always." It was as good a place as any for me to regain control of my words, and I felt almost embarrassed. Saying "I love you" wasn't the issue at all, but rather that my brain had come up with a line right out of an amateur romance novel, without my prior consent.
But her eyes only lit up, millimetres from my own. Maybe she liked those kinds of novels. Either way, her "I love you too" felt infinitely more comfortable to hear. It was the perfect note to end on before she released her pent up emotions, wetting my face with kisses and pulling my head to hers with those powerful paws. The next few seconds were a total blur. A frenzy of her tongue and lips going from my left cheek to my right, then into and upon my own mouth, then back again. Over and over, for minutes on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661980
A.

Fluffy wolf cuddles is the only choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661992
>Turning her in
But she hasn't done anything wrong. Do you not like hugs, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661976
Thank you, I didn't expect it to become much either but it's been fun for me too
I'll continue it later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661994
I can't help but feel this is a little too dramatic. The girl gets a longer tail. That's it. She even said it wasn't any heavier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661996
Yeah sure, If I agree to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661999
Nice trips

Its the tail apocalypse.

Today its the car, tomorrow, the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661422
>Do you see?

I snickered.

>>12661984
>>12661988
Sorry Chosen Anon(s), but you may only choose one option.

You're more than welcome to do what you want after choosing B though you evil heretics are going to murder Sif for your own selfish wants.

The only monsters here are you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZVyHH-voR8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661994
I am surprised they haven't called the authorities in yet to find this guy.
In the MGC this would be pretty serious matter, rouge mage running lose casting wild magics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661981
I'm unneeded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662008
I choose A.

I got depressed when Sif stared limping and whimpering
I can't do that again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662011

In kicking a shitlord when he's down. Saying that he entertained you means that either A) he really did have thin as shit skin, or B) you have very poor taste in writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662016
>shitlord
Go back from whence you came, demon.

[Anonymous No.]

the fuck are you people on about now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661999
You're right, and as I've been writing it, I've had that feeling occur to me too. This is all happening within a scale of days, but I'm thinking on a scale of months. Basically, I'm getting ahead of the story and drawing it to it's conclusion in my head, without letting it catch up by itself in writing.
I'm writing the characters as if they already know that the tail is going to continue growing to grow to Clifford-esque proportions.

Honestly, I'm not great at this. I'm trying, but it is falling apart a little bit, isn't it? I'm writing based on a concept I didn't flesh out. Plus, I'm slow as balls. This shouldn't take over two days.
I feel that it's not worth typing out post by post for the whole thread to see, considering that it's not excessively popular. So I'm considering just writing this whole thing out in my own time, and posting it in Pastebin only when it's finished.

How does that sound? I may go around and edit some of it to make it a little better, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662024

Name one thing that tremendous faggot did that was beneficial to the threads at all.

>>12661989

>White and Brown

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662028
You idiot, he's saying the use of the word Shitlord is retarded. It's a tumblrtard word that should stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

<Reports are coming in of strange storm patterns developing in random locations around the world, all similar in appearance>

<Fluctuating magnetic fields in these storms are throwing aircraft and vehicle navigation systems out of whack, causing difficulty in getting near them, persons are advised to stay clear of these storms>


<Reports are coming in of entire cites, towns and villages disappearing after these storms move through them , no wreckage or bodies remain, no traces of anything remotely resembling these places exist, multiple satellite imaging proves these reports to be correct>

This sound like a good start?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661528
And I've updated the story. We have some seafaring, learning about the Country having a seemingly familiar ritual to fans of the other story, spooky skeletons and a treat for lovers of sharks and muscle girls.
Don't forget to vote and what we do next here http://strawpoll.me/2929299..

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>>12662027
For the sake of the story, I personally would pastebin it, but if posting little snippets like this is what makes you happy, go for it. Clifford-esque proportions makes the distress make a bit more sense, it's just. I dunno. Nothing wrong with being stressed about it, conventionally but it feels really out of place in a monstergirl thread.
>Oh noes. Muh fluffy tail has more fluffy
I just think any anon would be made of harder stuff than that. Particularly when is comes to their waifu. I wouldn't really say that it's falling apart, but again, you'd be the best judge of that, considering you're the one who knows where this wants to go. If it bothers you so much, stop writing, sit back and have a nice long think about where you want this story to end up.

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>>12662038
Start to what? Interdimensional storms transporting entire towns and cities to Monstergirl Land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662016
Or maybe I remember all the joy he brought to us. How fun those particular threads were.

Also, fuck off back to tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662008

Nope. I ain't no horrible person, I Homeward Bone right out of there and choose option C.

[Anonymous No.]

When more stories about best monster girl Kikimora

It feels kinda bad because since she's a domestic kind of monster you can't have good adventure stories with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662038
How do you get close to a storm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662033
Its interesting because he uses the term shitlord all the time but doesn't browse tumblr far as I ever saw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662039
OH BOY! We're Navy Pirate Wizards! Does this make us a member of the Village People now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661980
I killed you once, I can do it again. Let's see how you fight on two legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662025
Guy who made Anya and P'orks threatening to never write again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662040
There's no advantage to the snippets here, I think. People liked the anubis story when I wrote it like that, but I'm still just not good at it at all.

I'm going to sleep on it, I'm going to throw what's already here into Pastebin, edit it to make it less jank, and finish it off. Then I'll post it.

But thanks for the feedback. I'd still be writing utter crap, or worse than the crap now, if it wasn't for feedback from good people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662060
I think those are two different people

[Anonymous No.]

Do drawfags even come here anymore

[Anonymous No.]

<Report have been confirmed of new cities and towns appearing in the wake of the storms...>

<There is unconfirmed rumors of monstrous creatures moving around in the areas after the storms>

<Governments are mobilizing national guard units and military forces to assist in evacuations of areas due to be hit by these storms>

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>>12662046
Remember what was said about generalizing? Make a kiki who chose a sword instead of a broom. Of course, she hates getting dirty, cursing up a storm whenever she gets some muck or blood on her armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662064
>I'd still be writing utter crap, or worse than the crap now, if it wasn't for feedback from good people.
No probs, man. Glad to be a part of the process. I know it sucks when you get little to no feedback

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>>12662046
I wanted to do something where a man buys a kikimora and trains her to be a bloodthirsty mercenary to help him, making her undergo trauma to overwrite that domesticated non-violent part, or at least make her a schizo who changes personality depending on stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662066
Loen and .less. But .less is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662069
>storms storms storms

That's getting annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662066
.Less, Loen, and Mono show up multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662072
So Tira? Or Chrona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662065

No they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

<There remains one last storm slowly dying out, persons are advised by the government to stay clear of the areas impacted by the storms, and to avoid going near them. military law has been established along the borders of these areas as more troops move in to secure the borders>

<Continued reports coming in along with photographs of monstrous women living within the 'affected areas'>

<Government leaders gathered today to discuss what measures can be taken to assist in what could be one of the strangest events in human history>

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>>12662070
>Past master mentally abused the kikimora
>Master's son, the only one who was nice to kiki leaves for war one day
>The last she sees of him is his corpse being defiled on the battlefield
>She snaps
>With weak, jittery hands she clutches a bloodied sword of a nameless soul who fell in battle
>The battlefield is now her realm
>And it needs oh so much cleaning
And it was said that from that day the most supremely unfortunate would cross paths with the bloodstained maid, who wields her claymore like a broom, and sweeps clean the field of life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662087
They would call her; The Iron Maiden

[Anonymous No.]

<An estimated 40% of the worlds surface seems to have been replaced by creatures and the surface from another world, an unknown number of people remain missing, as their whereabouts are still not known.>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662038
Start to what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662090
Her banner is of a Black broom on a white background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662046
>>12662070
>purely domestic
>sword instead of a broom
I brought this from /a/ to laugh at you.

Scope of what you can do with any given design or 'role' is never so limited in fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

<Three weeks since the Convergence, and the peace deals between the dragonic races has been finalized, this brings about almost complete truce between all the sides involved...>

<Suggestions to build a new city, a Monster Girl City have been proposed, many locations have been considered >

<The purpose of this city will be to match humans with MG counterparts in an experiment to see if long term co-habitation is possible, It is not expected to last long>

<Today we celebrate the 40th year since the incorporation of MGC...>

finis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662093
I am now confident you're doing this on purpose. What's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662070
>>12662072
>>12662087
Wouldn't that just blow the point of the kikimora?

I mean, the whole thing about her is the maid-like attitude and the "i love master" thing she has going on, the only monster girl with those qualities i think, one of the few monster girls that don't try to rape/husbando you aggressively.

I would like for it to fit a good old adventure story full of plotwists and such, but it feels like such a character can only fit slice of life things where she takes care of you or some mundane plot like that.

Can that kikimora charm even exist outside of a domestic plot?

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>>12662060

The real question is would anybody really truly care? I mean, literally. He's not Bob or Captain or Negawalker (thank God). He doesn't do anything productive and just languishes in the IRC like it's his personal pity party playground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662111
What did Captain do to get placed in such wretched company?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662109
As opposed to a neet ushi oni who can't rape a fly?

[Anonymous No.]

Could you love and repair a discarded robot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662111
I second >>12662116 feelings. What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662109
I could see a Kikimora police woman , a detective, but not a militant one like the one he wrote about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662128
Literally used goods.

I still would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662116
Yeah what the fuck bro? How can you not think Captain is based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662128
>Robot girls
Fucking shit why are these not more of a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662128
I like robutt girls, very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659773
CYOAnon here, ready to continue with Gabby if you all want it

[Anonymous No.]

Have you prayed to Arachnotaur today anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662077
Who and who?
I've had this idea since the girl was shown, was I beat to the punch after all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662145
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662137
Oh, you know, reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662109
But she still has the maid instincts - the opponents are filth before her master and since she loves him, she will clean them away from him, as she cheerfully goes to him asking if she did a good job whilst covered in blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662137
The thread created Blade Wolfgirl a little while back, during the quest to sexualise everything by turning them into monstergirls.
Posts about that should be floating around in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662147
Tira from SoulCalibur 3,4,5. Or that boy with the black sword from Soul Eater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662144
>Aigis

My brother of African descent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662154
Is KosMos THAT mechanical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662154
Even androids know people shouldn't fist them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662158
I remember that, Blade Wolfgirl becoming a dominant sex maniac every time her "theme" came on right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662154
>Not realistic synthetic robots
get gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662167
Yep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RlSgnpLbro
prepare your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662146
Every day. Need to build strong pelvic bones to keep ushi-oni waifu from destroying them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662167
Blade Wolfgirl was cute as fuck.

I wonder if a drawfag would take to depicting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662175
You could always ask .Less to do it.
HA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662176
What about the guy who did a Holst as a vampire.

I'm so sorry but I forgot his name, it started with a L right, kinda spelled like Leon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662164
>>12662154
So only blowjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662116
>>12662129

I only said those names people who have notoriety and/or fame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662156
Can it work without turning her into a bloodthirsty warrior? i mean i don't mind her fighting and all that, i just don't like it being her primary trait.

I'm just wondering here, how to make a nice story about a vanilla kikimora without it turning into a "everyday life with a kikimora" story.

[Anonymous No.]

The guy who designed kos-mos for the game also did a drawing of her as a fox girl, (fox-mos) I lost that pic ages ago, don't suppose one of you have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662181
You could get an onahole installed in her.

But yes if not, only blowjobs and cute robot cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662183
You mean infamy, in the case of those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662184
So, Anon is a merc but the kikimora just goes with him? But she has to know how to fight very well so she isn't a complete burden.
>IF you want to clean, you'll have to get past me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662186
Bah, even matango is better then. She has a real pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662197
I hate your taste anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'mma repost this for any anons that might've missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662145
>You give Gabby few pats on the head an reassure her that it was a while ago
>Sally pauses a moment upon hearing you say that, though Gabby seems to have calmed down
>Sally resumes showing off the pictures she has of you to Gabby, who seems more interesting now that she isn't as jealous about it
>Soon enough all three of you finish your food with Gabby finishing last
>Sally runs out of pictures to show off eventually, suggests the three of you playing with the things she brought with her for a bit
>You look at Gabby to see she is still a bit nervous about the nekomata, she probably would have trouble keeping up with the pair of you
>You suggest a game of soccer where you and Gabby try and score on Sally
>The Nekomata snickers a bit at the wording
>Nonetheless you give it a try, and play for several hours
>Phone buzzes
>You check the text, your mom is making sure you get back home before dinner very sternly
>It's almost time now
>Look back from phone to see Sally has taken the chance to pounce Gabby, is nibbling at her ear while holding her in her lap
>Well, they're getting along now
>Break them up to free the distressed dormouse, inform the two about the warning
>"Well of course, it's a full moon tonight!" Sally informs you
>Oh shit, you forgot
>Sally takes the chance to leave, leaving you alone with Gabby as she runs off with paw waving in the air
1) Walk Gabby home first
2) Head home right away, can't be too careful
3) Go get some extra supplies before heading home in case you're low

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662205
I hate your existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662042

Yeah okay.

I'm curious as to what kind of joy I apparently brought you faggots outside of a modest chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662212
Yay!

Well anyway...might be best just to head home.

It's not like Gabby'd be in danger during the full moon, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662212
Walk Gabby home and be fucking quick about it. Carry her if you have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662213
I love you too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662214
Cooperation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662224
You don't even know who I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662225

http://i.imgur.com/FKf7xo9.jpg

This better not be some kind of bullshit idealogical answer like "friendship".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662234
OC, if entertaining, keeps us from fighting. HIs P'ork stuff was a good three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662229
Prime Minister Disraeli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662229
I'll still love you

I love nearly everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662245

Did you even read the P'Orc stuff? It was almost exactly the same scenario over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662254
Who don't you love then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662212
agree with >>12662223
its just the gentlemanly thing to do... and maybe hide out at Gabby's house if need be... don't know what that might lead to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662255
"Originality" isn't a very good argument for shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662255
You must be the type that can't enjoy anything he's seen before. Too bad for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662137
>because people care about cancer more than bringing robot girls and pokemon to this world
>being human is truly suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662263
Pedophiles, murderers, rapists actual rapists not guys that get framed and that's about it.

You guys seem nice, when you aren't bitching at each other.
If I ever went alp, I'd want to hang out with you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662284
Make humans live forever first, then give us cool shit to do with eternal life. Priorities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662046
>>12662109
If you are a big shot you get to have a servants/attendants and squires and shit even when you go adventuring. So you could have a domestic character without a domestic plot.

Any body read the Wheel of Time series? Lopin and Nerim could have been kikimora, if they were female and monstergirl.

>Oh Sir, you'll never impress the enemy general without one of your best coats! Oh but the blood stains are so hard to get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662145
Wait, you're CYOAnon? THE CYOAnon?

When are you gonna continue Dagora? I want to see our cute Wurm waifu have more antics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662287
Question.
When you say Pedophiles, do you mean child molesters and rapists, right? Not just guys who are attracted to the imagery, even pure 2D (ie. Lolicons).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662293
I read it, but I stopped when the guy died because nothing had happened in the previous 6 books, so I don't know who those are.
I hear the ending was a bit of a mindfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662301
Yeah.

I mean real Pedophiles, while I may not find lolis attractive, I will respect that people have different fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662299
>wanting a wurm so stupid she shits herself and rolls around in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662212
1, GF takes top priority, and then 2. Book it fast and hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662304
They were Mat's manservants. He is running around saving the world and commanding armies and not wanting to be a stuck up lord, while they fret about their master having proper meals and wardrobe fitting a man of his station.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662207

>no black sclera

0/10 see me after class

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662212
we should ask Gabby if she wants dinner at our place, moms been dying to meet her
or has she? I can't remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662212
1. Carry her and run the entire way. Then 2. Run the entire way also. Fuck lungs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662212
>You decide you still can walk Gabby home, not right to let her head home on her own
>Pick up you bag and go along with Gabby towards her place, still a couple of hours till sunset anyways
>Hold hands with her on the way, ask her what she thinks of Sally
>"Nice... but rude."
>Well, she did pounce Gabby first chance she got
>Take her back to her place after a short walk due to her shortcuts, sun is heading down fast
>Decide that your mother would just come and get you if you tried to stay there, so you head home and wave to Gabby as she seems oddly more awake than usual
>Run to get home as fast as you can manage, will need to take a strong shower anyways
>Get home just as father is pulling down the metal shutters over the windows
>Mother pushes you inside and straight to the shower so they can shut the doors tight
>You don't see your sister though, usually she's there to guard upstairs
>Mother tells you she's out for the night
>Oh, first time you've been without her protection one of these nights
>Parents will be too busy to help
>You use the special scent removing shampoo and soap to prepare, dry off well and head into the basement where dinner is waiting for you
>Basement is a fortress, though at least has television and a connection to some security cameras so you can see what might be coming for you
>Sit down and start eating while you find something to watch that isn't shows giving advice how to go un-raped that night
>Find some channel showing war movies, seems oddly appropriate so you decide to watch those while locked in what amounts to a bomb shelter
>After a few hours the motion tracker outside goes off
>Well, bound to get a few girls stalking around, it happened when you started middle school too
1) Check what it is with cameras
2) Ignore it for now
3) See if you can call Gabby

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662299
Nah, not THE CYOAnon, I just do Gabby
Hesitant to choose a name for myself for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662266

How is it shitposting when i'm merely stating a fact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662349
1. Don't take any chances. If its nothing serious then 3, phone sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662349

Check the cameras.
Shit's getting spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662349
feel like this is 5 nights at Freddy's now
go with 1 then 3 if nothing serious a little later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662356
Shit posting is anything that someone else disagrees with or finds 'offensive'.

Come on anon, you've been here long enough to know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662349
So, Full Moon Madness has officially become The Purge? I like it.

Anyway, check the cameras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662352
I would HIGHLY suggest you do more if you have inspiration after Gabby finishes
(fyi saving all this cause its great)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662207
>Her cheeks are a bit wide
>Her hood should end somewhere behind nipple height
Just FYI, but I'll take it as is. It's nice.

Also, is there a current trend with Apophis girls wearing hoodie sweaters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662349
1, none of these bitches are getting in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662370
You've been capping everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662373
ya I love this CYOA its great

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662375
well I've been copy/paste cause its a lot to screen cap it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662368

It's still probably for the best he's gone, or not. Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662349
>Motion Trackers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziv3c4y_duA

1. Check the Cameras.

Pay extra attention to the roof / ceiling cameras.

We don't want any game overs now do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662349
>Better be safe, your only protection is some high grade stun batons
>Wouldn't stop anything more resilient than a lizardgirl
>Switch over and check the cameras one by one
>Nothing in sight for most of them
>You see what's making the movement now
>It seems Gabby followed you, or at least wandered about
>Is just pacing around fully wake and restless by the front door
>Check the other cameras
>Something is stalking around in the bushes in the back where your room's window is too
>Nothing on the street at the moment though
>Could probably call Gabby, but you could let her inside too as risky as that is
>The rustling in the back is unnerving though
>Why do we need those bushes there anyways?
1) Stay put and don't try anything, Gabby will be fine
2) Go and sneak Gabby in, she won't be a big threat at all to you
3) Call Gabby and see how she's doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662370
>>12662375
You're making me blush anon
I'll think about it I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662395
Call her to be sure.
3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662371
I dunno, I think her face is fine. I like the idea of a slightly chubby NEET Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662395

Call her to make sure that's actually her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662395


I second >>12662399

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662395
Watch to see what unfolds, Gabby right now is not the one we know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662395
I'm inclined to let her in but with how big a deal this is I think calling her first and then deciding might be the best idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662395
3. Keep an eye on those bushes though, we need to see what/who it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662395
3.

Keep your eye on the cameras, if Gabby answers the phone you should be able to see it on the camera to confirm it's her. Also keep an eye on those bushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662207

Here, I fixed a thing that was bugging me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12660393
I prefer pantyhose over thighhighs, although I acknowledge the latter's usefulness for clothed sex.

And I prefer longer skirts over miniskirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662419
Missed a couple spots on the left eye there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662421
What about wearing thigh-highs over pantyhose with a small hole cut in the crotch of the pantyhose so you can discreetly slip it in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662426
Garter belts with stockings at that point

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662426
>thigh-highs over pantyhose
seems redundant. you can just use those fake thighhigh pantyhoses

>small hole cut in the crotch of the pantyhose
that's nice yeah, but that's dedicated underwear for sex, not something I would want her to wear normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662431
MY favorite foxwoman loves to wear Garter belts w/stockings for me, but then again she also into side tie panties .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662395
>You know better than opening the door, no matter who it is, on a full moon
>The scolding from your mother if it went wrong would almost be worse too
>Keeping an eye on the cameras you dial her number on the land line since you have no signal
>You see her jump from the sudden ringing, and fumble the phone a bit before answering it
>"Hello!" She exclaims, surprising you how loud such a normally sleepy mouse can be
>Ask her if it's her outside your door, even if you can see her anyways
>"Yes, can you let me in? I can't settle down or sleep." She asked, still sounding wide awake
>You have to think about it though, so you decide to keep her from it for a short while
>Tell her you're not allowed to, which is true
>She starts begging a bit, looking around the front of the house in a more manic manner
>You check the other camera, whatever was in the bushes moved on and isn't in sight
>Check the other cameras, can't see it
>Motion detector on the roof goes off
1) Go and let Gabby in quick
2) Keep talking with her on phone
3) Don't risk it, whatever is on the roof is more nimble than you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662424

My left or her left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662438
2

Keep talking with her and try to figure out what is on the roof

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662438
2 and 3. Its most likely our sister or the cat girl from before. Whatever it is it probably isn't interested in Gabby so we can use her as our eyes out there. Ask her if she can see anything, say that if she does good we'll let her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662438
ummm 3 and 2 maybe see if mom and dad can get her inside safely

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662438
This >>12662446

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662438
That kid managed to sneak a big black man into his home quickly, I'm sure you could sneak a cute, tiny, surprisingly active mouse in just as fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662438

damn CYOAnon you know how to get me worried before I sleep.

best course of action >>12662446

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662438
2 and 3.

Also, pray it isn't your sister who is "out" trying to rape you.

Hopefully Gabby doesn't need to be saved because that shits bad news for everyone involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662438
2 and 3. I'm still not entirely convinced that doppel-chan didn't just steal Gabby's phone. She's not normally that loud. And since the dormouse makes men reverserape in their sleep, it makes more sense for her to be sleepier than usual around the full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662447
>Jinko mother and her husband
>At night
>On a full moon
Anon I don't think you've thought about this too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662438
>You still can't see what is on the roof
>But Gabby can
>Might be dangerous to try and bring her in without knowing what it is
>Tell Gabby you'll let her in if she does something well for you, she agrees immediately
>You ask her what is on the roof at the moment
>She has to back away from the door to look up and see it
>"Sally is up there." She answers
>Well, shit
>Tell her to get out of sight, you suspect the two might fight over you if Sally sees Gabby
>Check the cameras
>A minotaur girl runs by, heading towards some other location it seems
>Gabby keeps watching what Sally is doing instead of hiding though
>"I think she's trying to fit in the chimney"
>What?
>Sally will never fit in there
>She'll be sure to get stuck if you don't smoke her out
>But you'd need to head upstairs
>Can't call parents to do it though, they're locked into their own area of the house for the night
1) Urge Gabby to hide again, in case Sally does spot her
2) Go upstairs and start the fireplace so Sally doesn't do something stupid
3) Stay in your shelter and hope things work out okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662454
>managed to sneak a big black man into his home quickly
W-what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662480
Talking about the movie The Purge I think, this is similar to how that works

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662477
Fuckin' Sally, man. Go with 2, The house is still the safest spot even if we aren't in the basement. The house should not be compromised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662477
1, while quickly doing 2.
>>12662484
Oh I remember now. I hated everybody but the dad, that black guy, and the daughter at the very end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662027
So long as I can read the finished product, I don't mind. I asked you to write this, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662477
1, then two

[Anonymous No.]

I think I got it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662477
Do 1 then do 2.

...Actually, grab a flashlight and check the chimney before you do 2, we wouldn't want a chimney cat getting hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662492
Colour seems to be mixing into the eye on the right.

But other than that, seems nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662492
just coloring or did you also do the lineart?

because those eyes are derpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662492
Kinda feels like the face should be a little thinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662495

I just added the black sclera. I didn't draw anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662442
Her left, your right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662477
>You tell Gabby more sternly to hide in the front bushes
>This time she listens and scurries there as quick as she can
>Tell her you'll call her right back before putting the land line phone back on it's stand
>You make sure to take your flashlight and stun rod with you, if Sally actually manages to squeeze down through it you need to knock her out fast
>With equipment in tow you head upstairs and open the vault door
>Hurry to where the fireplace is, can see bits of dirt falling down into the bottom
>Before you do anything you shine the light up to see where Sally is, she's still having trouble just getting into the thin place
>Hurrying, you put some long lasting logs onto the fireplace on top of some kindling and add lighter fluid for good measure
>Light it up and close the curtain before you hurry back to your shelter, stopping half way there when you hear something
>There is someone crawling through the vents
>Hurry to the shelter and lock it up tight before they can find an exit, head back down and check the cameras
>Sally abandoned the roof and is searching around the outside of the house for another way in while calling out something
>Gabby is nowhere to be seen
>Inside motion tracker goes off in kitchen
>Check it, Gabby is recovering from a mild fall from the roof with the grate under her
1) Stay in your shelter, Gabby is desperate
2) Call Gabby again, assuming she didn't lose her phone
3) Try and get Gabby back outside, though you'd need to leave your shelter to do it safely

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662515
1 and 2.

>Pray Sally doesn't find the same entrance Gabby did

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662515
1 and 2. Though I kind of want a cat and mouse three-way now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662385
>he's gone

No he's still around, just wont ever write a story. Among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662515
Eeeeeeh, let's just stay hidden and call her back for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662515

1 and call her. Is anyone saving this story anywhere as it's progressing? Gotta sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662515
1 and 2. Sally is far larger than gabby so hopefully she wouldn't fit in the vents.
and option 4. tell your parents that they have shit- tier preventative measures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662515
>Never ever open the door for the basement, unless it's an emergency
>That's what your mother always says
>Gabby starts to look around for you in the house, exploring the first floor but walking right past the heavy bunker door to the basement
>You call her again on the landline as she heads into your sister's room, out of camera sight
>"Where are you?" She asks without waiting
>Tell her you can't say, and that she shouldn't be inside the house
>She keeps looking, tries the door to upstairs but the lock is stopping her
>Better for her safety at least, parents are up there
>She couldn't get back outside without leaving a door open, that'd make it much worse
>Tell her she's fine where she is, but you can't come out to meet her right now
>Gabby starts begging, complains about not being able to sleep again
>Wait, wasn't there something about dormice being restless on that webpage you read before?
>You get the laptop that is stowed down with you and look it up while Gabby keeps complaining in your ear
>Yep, it's a symptom of the full moon
>You're a bit flattered she thinks that highly of you, but it usually doesn't happen until you have sex with a dormouse
>Wait
>Well, looks like that first day really did come back to haunt you
>She won't be able to sleep tonight like this
1) Let Gabby into the bunker, try and resist when she falls asleep
2) Tell Gabby she can try and sleep in your bed, maybe it'll help
3) Make her keep lookout, you have the day off from school that monday anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662566
They're a little busy right now. Though I doubt they expected the son of a Jinko to go after a doormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662570
...Option 2 sounds so lewdly cute.

Tell her to try that. Then 1 if it doesn't do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662570
3 for now. Try and find Sally again, we need to make sure she doesn't get into the house if we plan on fucking Gabby. Have her check around the house to make sure Sally hasn't gotten in then if others want it let Gabby into the bunker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662570
>Well, looks like that first day really did come back to haunt you

Y'all nigga just couldn't keep your collective dicks in your pants and look where we are now, playing 5 Nights at Freddies with monster girls.

Do 2. Tell her to lock herself inside so Sally doesn't eat her or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662570
2, we've only mouth raped her, not actually made love yet. The first time would be better not under the effects of nature's Viagra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662570
2, keep talking to her on the phone and let the slichking commence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662581
fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662580
>Hey hun, where is Gabby? It's a full moon tonight
>She went to anon's house in a bit of a daze
Welp, now her parents know you at least fucked her.

[Anonymous No.]

Curious question for you guys:

What kind of clothing would you like for your MG wife/gf to wear, since she is your dream girl you can decide what she would wear.

Mine would always wear traditional Japanese kimonos, Business women's outfits, or classy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662570
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662585
The full moon comes around like once a month. Popping mouse cherry only comes once. I don't care if you call me a fag, but you sir have no concept of value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662588
>Always
I'd let her wear whatever she wants to wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662588
A bikini, or anything cut to accommodate her tail and wings.

Nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662588
Mine would wear a sexier version of what I always wear. Sneakers/boots jeans and a bandshirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662590
I bet you watched every disney movie as a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662580
Nigger were you even there for the beginning. That was the best course of action back then.
>>12662588
Nothing around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662588
Every variation of the Sling Bikini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662588
cosplay outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662588
I like what the example of her kind in the MGE Profile wears. It's a nice outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662595
>Best Course
>The choices were like "Rape Dormouse" and "Don't rape Dormouse"

Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662594
Naw, the only movie like that which stuck with me until now was Anastasia. Was that even disney? At any rate, you're only really confirming what I said here, that you have no concept of worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662588
Something about Egyptian clothing is always sexy. If not the priestess clothes, then definitely dancer's garb and shawl, or something of the like.

Or, you know, fucking sweaters, since that's kind of her...their thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662602
Anastasia wasn't even Disney, you're right.
It was FOX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662602
Pretty sure that was a Disney Knock-off by DreamWorks. Or Warner Bros. One of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662605
It was FOX Animation.
Surprised me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662606
Anastasia was made by FOX? The more you know, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662603
>Egyptian Clothing
>Dancer's Garb and Shawl
Nigga, you got some 'a that good taste about ya. >12655442

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662570
>You tell Gabby that you can't get out right now, but can help her a bit
>She can sleep in your bed to try and calm down for the night
>She's ecstatic about the idea, you tell her to make sure to lock it just in case
>You can see Sally outside testing the openings
>The mouse finds her way to your room, inspects it for a few minutes
>Eventually takes her shoes off and slips into your bed
>Pulls all the blankets into a ball around her, you ask how she's feeling
>You hear a small yawn
>It's working
>From the camera you can see she is putting the rest of her clothes out of the ball, panties being the last things out
>Well, if it helps
>"Still not that sleepy." She responds
>You ask what else she could do to try and sleep easier
>She wants to hear you talk
>Well, that's easy enough, but what about?
1) Talk dirty to her so she might calm herself down on her own
2) Try and sing to her, not that you've practiced ever
3) Hold a conversation with her, she isn't sounding as desperate now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662588
Mostly long, flowing clothes. plenty of fabric.

But jammies, sweaters, and business is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662618
Hold a conversation, try and bore her to sleep.

Then once she sleeps and it's clear, cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662618
>panties being the last things out
Fucking Full moon. It's the Husband tester, isn't it. It tests your will and conviction.

Anyway, 1. But if that only makes her more genki, go with 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662605
>>12662606
>>12662608

>Kniggas not knowing based Don Bluth
YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! But seriously, it's so sad what happened to his studio of talent after Titan AE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662618
3. Calm her down enough that she can sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662628
Of course I knew it's Don Bluth.
Still the guy doesn't have his own studio named after him, as much as he deserves it.
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662618
3.

Keep watching the cameras and keep that finger on the door button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662618
3. We'll never get the sent of mouse off of us after that and in a family of tigers that probably isn't a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662635
>>12662633
>>12662630
>No one is down for some dirty-talk
Come on, the dick doesn't even need to leave the pants for this. She's horny as fuck, you can't completely deny her any release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662618
2 because you can sing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg30eO69nl0&t=13s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662618
3. and let it build up to 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662618
>You just decide to talk a normal conversation with her
>Try and avoid you or her in the topic so she won't get too excited by it, talk about whatever comes to mind while you keep checking the cameras
>Sally is getting frustrated and can't do much about it, has left plenty of claw marks on the back door
>Every now and then you ask if Gabby is still awake
>She is more asleep each time you ask
>When it gets to one in the morning she's finally asleep and you can put the phone down
>Sally is trying to find something heavy enough to break the door in, having no luck
>Motion detector for the front of the house goes off
>What?
>Switch cameras, see some large wings helping someone land
>Someone with sharp talons and claws
>A long scaled tail
>And horns
>It's a wyvern
>The doors are reinforced with metal, and you have a sprinkler system, but she may be strong enough to claw her way through anyways
>She looks like she's older than you too, might be an upperclassman
>Is tactfully inspecting the home for a way to get inside instead of diving right in, can't make her out too well on the security screens
1) Remain calm and don't panic
2) Game over man!
3) Isn't Sally still out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662654
Remain calm and quiet. This is not your fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662654
Oh shit we have Sally's number don't we. Maybe we could get her to distract the Wyvern. This could work out in our favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662654
3. GF is safe and asleep. Gotta worry about dat childhood friend for at least a moment.

We have her number, right?
Could at least call or text to warn her of the new rival on the porch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662654
I'm certain you can remain calm.
Sally will find the Wyvern and then a catfight will probably ensue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662654
11111111111111...1

Also 3, call Sally and tell her you'll give her your underwire or something if she distracts the Wyvern.

If all choices fail, either rush up to your room and sleep next to the Gabby so the Wyveryn thinks you're already taken or pray the door to the basement holds out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662654
1. and 3. also see if your sis could help you out

[Anonymous No.]

what does your waifu listen to?
>tfw have dragongirl gf
>tfw I have to listen to death metal most of the time when all I want to do is listen to my blink 182, Vandals, and Jimmy Eat World vinyls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662692
forgot pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662692
Me and mai waifu like the same kinds of music. Pretty well every kind of "Rock" known to man.

On that note, GotG Awesome Mix Vol. 1 is a magnificent soundtrack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662654
>Alright, deep breaths
>Maybe you can salvage this somehow
>You're going to owe Sally big on this though
>You call Sally's cell, thankfully the nekomata still has it on her
>You have to stop her from talking as she goes nuts after she picks up the phone
>Tell her she needs to do something, and you'll give her something very nice if she helps you out
>She insists on it being one of your shirts
>You agree, but plan for something else when she's not going crazy
>Tell her the plan, hope that she is up to it
>She certainly thinks so
>After you hang up the phone the cat runs around the front and surprises the Wyvern
>Scratches at her a bit before hissing and running when she starts to give chase down the street
>Sally is a fast runner, she can goad the wyvern on and keep her moving till she hopefully tires out
>After an hour neither comes back, you're starting to worry about Sally
>You call her again to see if she's alright
>She's breathing fast but steady, an angry roar coming from the line too
>Still being chased, has led the wyvern a fair distance away
>Wouldn't find her way back before dawn with any luck
>You thank Sally and reassure her you'll hold up the promise, before telling her to lose the wyvern before she gets hurt
>Hang up after saying goodnight
>Seems all is clear for now
>Nothing else on the cameras
1) Go to sleep, make some breakfast for Gabby in the morning
2) Stay up a while longer just in case
3) Stay up all night, who knows what else might appear. Can sleep in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662692
Anything Western. Anything with an acoustic guitar.

She hates any music involving a pungi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662697
I think 1 then calling in sick to do 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662697
Stay up a bit longer, then go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662697
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662697
2, go to bed around 4:30-5am

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662697
So in begging MC was a douchebag who raped some innocent chuuni sleepy mouse and now he is trembling in fear because of that mouse and a cat? That's like the weakest mgs.
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662707
>CYOA
>MC is a douchebag

Wouldn't that make you the douchebag anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662697
>You decide to stay up for a bit longer just to make sure everything is alright
>There is plenty on tonight to keep you well entertained tonight anyways
>Stations know that the guys need to stay alert you suppose
>After another hour you hear the movement sensor again
>You check the front yard
>Sally is panting and wheezing on your front lawn, she actually made it all the way back
>She resumes her searching
>You try and call her, but it seems she lost her cellphone in the chase
>She disappears into the bushes in the front
>Internal movement sensor
>She's in the kitchen, found the same way in as Gabby
>Mom really needs to know about that weak point
>She's looking around and trying to find you, calling out
>Can't sleep now, things will get bad if she wakes up Gabby
>You have to stay up all night
>You settle in watching the war movie marathon while Sally figures out she can't get to you, and you can't hear her through the door
>Eventually falls asleep just as the sun is coming up, takes over the couch
>You finally get a chance to sleep now that the sun is up, glad that you don't have any classes
>You wonder what you'll dream about
1) Gabby
2) Sally
3) Mary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662712
Sally. Was the last one you saw before you zonked out after all.

Mostly about her being chased and assaulted by a wyvern. And it's all your fault. You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662588

Oversized hoodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662712
You dream about the adorable Gabs sleeping naked in your bed, saturating it with her juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662711
Why are you posting that abomination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662712
Gaby and Mary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662711
Post the full picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662712
Mary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662712
Onee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662712
Jinko pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662722
>Saturating it with her juices
L-Lewd anon.

I want to go and wake Gabby up, pulling the blanket aside when she won't rise, momentarily forgetting she's nude, thus getting the morning surprise of her naked body, curled up on my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662712
Mary. Where is she anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662739
Off being a slutty tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662741
N-no, pls, not my onee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662712
>You're running through a bamboo grove
>There isn't much reason why, but you move through the bamboo as fast as you can with ragged breath
>Something is chasing you, and it's breath is almost on your neck as it stays right behind you
>Only you're not you, you're someone else
>As the pursuer catches up you swerve and try and trip them up with sharp turns
>They don't stop for a moment
>You turn and try to fight
>It doesn't work, they're much stronger and slam you down on the ground with their strong paws as their claws dig into the ground
>A friendly chuff comes from your sister above you before she leans down and-
>You wake up with a start, surprised by what your own mind had you dreaming about
>You'd rather forget it
>Right?
>You check the time, it's noon but you've only slept six hours
>No sense sleeping any longer, you're wide awake now
>You head upstairs to get yourself some breakfast, still a bit sleepy and out of focus
>One you open the heavy door you hear talking in the kitchen
>Female talking
>Dad has to be upstairs recovering himself, but those in the kitchen don't seem to have noticed you yet
1) Grab a shower before breakfast
2) Spy on the group
3) You didn't sweat THAT much last night, go and join them for what smells like pancakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662735
I've fallen off the CYOA train, did we rape the mouse yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662746
Not yet
Not that I've not given them chances
They're all so nice to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662744
2 then 1, pay attention to our surroundings, we don't want to get caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662744
>Jinko Wincest
Noice. Also 1 greet everyone before going for shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662748
I hate them all, we should fucker by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662752
You guys need to fuck her every time she sleeps without telling her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662746
>>12662748
Technically like, the first thing we did was rape her mouth.

>>12662744
Spy for a bit, eat, go shower afterwards.
Invite Gabby up to shower with you.
Jokingly, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662727
I'll get banned for that.

>>12662744
Do 2 for about 10 seconds to see if they are talking about you, then do 3, and afterward do 1.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to reverse deepthroat a Dullahan so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662744
1, but do 1 so slowly that you get the chance to do a bit of 2. Ask Gabby if she'd like to clean herself up at the same time
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662758
MGE yeti is a thousand times better anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662744
2 then 1

[Anonymous No.]

Now that summer is over in the Northern hemisphere , How does your MG wife/gf cope with the cold?

Mine is perfectly fine with it, she just throws on some extra clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662761
Why? If your dick is long enough, your heal will just get to feel the air. Like it usually does. It's nothing special. Unless you make her face her own pussy and fuck her through her head and into her pussy as she eats her own muff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662766
Does the cold affect dragons like it does lizardgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662771
Inner Fire keeps them warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662771
Dragons are warmblooded, so no.

Lamias are cold blooded, so they don't like cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662769
Going in from below it should go into the back of her nasal cavity. That's plenty hot, as would be fucking her torso stump while tonguing her head stump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662771
Probably not, but I'm sure they wouldn't object to their princess/treasure/etc wanting to cuddle to stay warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662766
>the cold
What cold? You should have listened to Al Gore, I can still spend hours outside without wearing a coat here in Finland and that is not okay for this time of year. Also>>12662776

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662779
Not if you penetrate the oesophagus, and go out through the mouth and then back in through the neck to burst down her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662784
How are the reindeer girls?
I hear they are friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662776
>>12662777
Well, I'm not going to tell her that. She's been cuddling with me since it dipped below 50 outside, and i'm not opposed to seeing her in a sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662763
I like both

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662787
You. I like her.

>>12662766
>Canadafag
My waifu is pretty soft and warm. We just cuddle together under a blanket by the fire and watch movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662786
Reindeer are not intelligent animals anon. Friendly? Yes. But they're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662787
sweater breasts?

hmmm, you might be onto something here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662786
>reindeer
Dumb as bricks, anon. Super shitty animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662744
>No, you need a shower
>But first, you want to know what they're talking about
>You peek around the corner into the dining room to see them
>Your mother, Mary, Sally, and Gabby are there
>Mary is a bit beat up and eating quietly, seems her night didn't go well
>Your mother has your family albums out, seems to be showing them your baby pictures. Guess last night mellowed her out a lot. You'll need to check on dad later, see if he needs ice
>Sally is wearing some of Mary's clothes, looks like she had a shower while you were asleep
>Gabby is sitting on the other side of your mother and is just as interested in the album as Sally is, even if she appears to be half asleep
>She's wearing one of your shirts
>And only that, though you're not sure about underneath it
>Seeing the group getting along you sneak off to get to the shower, surprised you didn't get smelled by the group
>The hot water is all gone, guess everyone had a turn
>Take a shower anyways, get into some new clothes you picked out on the way up
>Finished, you need to decide what to do next
1) Spy some more on the group
2) Go join them for breakfast
3) See how your father is doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662792
Hey, you are not supposed to like another Man's MG, it is against the teachings of Hathor!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662787
>dragon
>sweater
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662798
Show me the passage from the Book of Moo that says that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662797
>She's wearing one of your shirts.
>And only that.
Holy shit we're reaching maximum lewds and we haven't even fucked her yet. How wonky.

Anyway, breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662797
2. Kiss Mary on the cheek when you get there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662798
>You. I like her.
O-Oh crap, what a slip.
I meant to say "You".
You, I like you.
Damn, I must be more tired than I thought.
Sweaters are nice though, wonderful eye-candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662797
2. Forget dad, he's the goober who shacked up with a Jinko. Snatch Gabby off her chair and put her on your lap, and give her a big hug from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662807
This. She seems like she needs the affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662803
You mean Hathor encourage NTR?
I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662815
Again, show me the passage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662812
This. I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662815
More like sloppy gangbangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662814
>Kissing another woman right in front of your GF.
Dude. MC deserves to have his shit slapped by jinkomum is he does this.

[Anonymous No.]

I still yearn for a WC3 style Monster Girl RTS.
>My life for Aiur! Uhh, I mean, Apophis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662797
Check on the old man, then join the group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662827
>We'll fight for Lilim! Get your swords!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662824
It's a cheek kiss. For your sister. It's nothing big

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662823
I never understood why you'd even want to be part of a gangbang
Too many dudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662823
I have ZERO problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662823
The ones where your waifu is fucked by dozens of men?
Hathorfags confirmed for cucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662832
>I serve only the Dick Throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662833
>Prioritising your sister over your GF for the first goodmorning kiss
>what is pecking order
Why? All she did was spend all night out fucking random guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662835
>not wanting to put your dick into a sopping wet orifice slimy with cum
I don't know what to say, anon. It gets me ultra hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662845
>wanting other guys' cum anywhere nesr you
You are gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662840
He is thinking how much fun he is having
She is thinking about her new lego set she got a while ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662840
>I am the Dick Throne!
It's exhausting, but soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662840
>Guns don't fuck people
>I DO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662819
>>12662803
Is HathorAnon still writing out the Book of Moo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662842
Why don't you care about family Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662839
I want to tie my waifu to a rape rack and have dozens of faceless fat men ravage her throat while I do her from behind.

>>12662847
Ya'll really scared of being gay around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662853
I haven't seen him around, last i saw they came up with the Cowmenments

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662832

Humans are still the best
>Jacked off and good to go
>Golem systems online
>Need the light?
>Right away Sire
>You want a piece of me Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662850
>By Fang and Claw!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662855
That's not even gay.
That's just awful.
You're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662854
Never had a good one for me. For me, the family I make will always mean more than the family I'm given, but that aside, wasn't Onee-chan suposed to be on guard duty? She let two monstergirls past her and if not for our quick thinking, we'de been ravaged by a freakin' wyvern. She doesn't deserve the kiss, the cute little mouse who spent all night in estrus surrounded by our scent and yet couldn't touch us, deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662845
I wonder if there are any gangbang doujins with heavy cum play elements where the girl is the one in control.
I'd even be fine with 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

Sharing a woman with another guy or multiple?
Pass
nope
natta
Thanks for playing
I'm outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662863
I don't know about doujins, but Starless has lots of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662855
>being aroused by the idea of other men's jizz on your dick
>not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662862
But this is your loving onee-chan. I mean you can still pick up Gabby and put her on your lap when you finishing pecking yous sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662864

Never play in the Devil's Triangle...or quadrangle...or pentangle. You get the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a leech girl? A tick girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662863
>With the girl in control
Not bad. I think I might've read a couple stories like that. Can't remember off the top of my head though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662875
I'd the Leech Girl from MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662861
>You're awful.
I just want to use my waifu as a public onahole for all my faceless fat man buddies.

>>12662863
>girl in control
Please no. I want the girl to be treated like an object that has no say in the jizzinferno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662867
Really? I remember most of the scenes in that being either one on one or two on one. Not really what I am looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662858
>We humans have to stick together
>These inhuman dogs must be slain
>The lesser races must be purged
.The only good non-human, is a dead non-human
>If you want something done right, leave it to a human
>NEVER TRUST AN ELF

Garithos was the hero we needed, but not the one we deserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662875

>Fat aquatic earthworm girl with shark teeth
>or
>Monstergirl: The Inflation Fetish

I'm going to go with neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662797
>Well, you're clean now so you head to breakfast
>Your father probably has had worse nights, not gonna see anything else spying on them
>As you head into the dining room all eyes turn to you for a moment, though Mary turns back to her food first
>"Good morning!" Sally chirps, as if nothing had happened the night before
>Your mother smiles and tells you to eat up, she'll worry about that vent today so it won't be a problem
>Really hope she remembers
>You pat Mary's head as you move past her
>You sit down beside Gabby, sister on other side, before surprising the group by pulling Gabby into your lap and sliding her plate over for her
>She's red as a beet as you give her a hug and a kiss on the top of the head
>It's a bit awkward, but you start to get your own pancakes while your mother stares a moment before laughing
>Sally is looking a bit jealous behind her though
>Starts to brag about drawing away the wyvern last night, but can't seem to recall the reward promised
>Eyes on you, though Gabby is too embarrassed to talk
1) Tell the truth to embarrass Sally
2) Make up some other reward to spare her
3) Dodge it by asking why Mary is so beaten up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662879
I believe the term you are looking for is Bukakke.

goto /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662879
There was even one scene where one of Mrs. Mamiya's friends got into a bathtub and all the guests jerked off all over her. They didn't quite fill the tub, but... there was a lot of white to go around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662787
>Have Jabberwock waifu
>Cold weather comes, she approaches you in her sweater
>"Treasure, I'm cold, I'll need you to cuddle me throughout this winter."
>You ask why
>"Because use Dragons are reptilian, and we need warmth to survive these harsh cold conditions."
>You mention that Dragons are warm blooded and can literally breath fire
>She begins getting flustered
>"L-Look then, you're smaller and weaker than me, so you're also probably going to get colder easily, so it's my job then to keep you warm this whole winter, OK?"
>She picks you up over the shoulder and drags you to the couch
>She plops down on it and holds you on top of her as a little spoon, holding you tightly in her claws, your head in her chest as you can feel her warmth

Dragons a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662884
No, just plain bukkake isn't it either. It's a part of it obviously but not what I'm looking for.
Well, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662880
Would Uther still be an insufferable asshole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662885
I sure hope Janet cleans this crap off the board soon
I fail to see how this applies to MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662883
>Head pat the sister
>Kiss the GF
And every one is happy. Noice.
Go with 1, and then follow up by asking 3. I mean, the girl chased down a wyvern for you, she deserves the shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662889
I fail to see how that post was against the rules, either. This is /jp/, visual novels go here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662883
2, but then tell her 1 later in private to see her reaction for yourself.

And then 3, I'm curious about why Onee-san is so worn out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662885
In such a situation for instance, I'd want her to pull you into the tub with her and fuck you right then and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662883
3.


Am I wrong in remembering there were photos sent to MC's computer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662888
>TOUCH ME NOT! For I am chaste.
Yes. Yes he would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662855
Haha
You sound like an average hathorfag
Stay classy

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm, have a Dragon GF/wife.
House gets cold, she uses her built in heater.

I can see this working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662894
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662883
3, no need to be a dick, she did do us a big favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662895
Nope
They're still there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662899
>House
That's awful. Dragons need lairs to live the Dragon life! Go find one!
Daughteru can make do with a for built in the bed, but an adult Dragon needs like, a cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662899
Electric bills drops in the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662899
does that mean I can lay under her like a kotatsu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662883
Yeah, tell everybody that she asked for you to pay for lunch at school for the next week or something.

Then tell her about, and give her, your shirt, preferably the one you wore last night through all the excitement, in private, spare her any embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662903
She has a cave anon, trust me she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662889
MGs love to be bukkaked by their doppelganger husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662905
This is my fetish btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662907
Suspicious... can I go spelunking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662903
I can see sub-basements below the regular basement for dragon women to lair in, their own personal custom built cave, right next to their husbands Man cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662908
I was a bit surprised when reading that doppelganger-gangbangs are Charybdis's specialty because she has "so many orifices"
Yeah, you're actually supposed to fuck those holes on her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662889
I would kidnap a Cyclops for a sloppy gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662910
No, its a very personal cave, i doubt she would let you lunk around in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not finding a suitably nice mountain with your Dragon Waifu
>Not aiding her as best you can in digging out a vast cavern near the top.
>Not creating "Rooms" that serve the same basic functions as normal homes.
>Not going out and gathering the best possible supplies, furniture, decorations, inventions, etc. to fill your cavern with, turning it from a "Cave" into a manor beyond compare.
>Not having one room that's a private, underground, in-door hot spring.

That last one's really my fetish. Really, the whole thing of making a super-cavern home is, but especially the last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662916
Maybe I could use it for storage? Say, sausage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662914
No, no, you can't kidnap a cyclops for a gang bang, that's not proper bully ethics.

You have th bring the guys to her and THEN take her someplace for that.

Don't forget condoms for courtesy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662920
That is entirely up to her if she will let you use her special secret cave to store something, not sure she might like you putting in and taking out something often .
You never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662921
>sloppy
>condoms
So do we show her the condoms and pretend we're suing them, or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662905
>Your Monster Waifu lays on top of you, spreading her wings out to keep the warmth between the two of you

The actually sounds nice, but Dragons are big and heavy, so you'd certainly be pinned down and left at her mercy if she decided to stay on top of you. which sounds both fun and hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662926
Condom Clothing anon.
It's a natural part of any top-tier bukkake-bang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662919
They sell cave homes in Missouri, not sure about places in the mountain states.

They are surprisingly popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662929
But that takes half the fun away. If you aren't sliding around in your bros' cum, why even have a gangbang? You could just rape her by yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662926
This man knows his cyclops bully techniques.

>>12662929

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662928
Don't forget most MG dragons are kinds heavy, not fat, heavy.
she passes out, yer screwed if you need to go to the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

If we lived in the hentaiverse, we could gangbang to our hearts contents and be hole bros without fear of STDs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662930

It's trendy in the Rockies from Utah on south. In other big cavelands like Mexico, South China, and that chunk of the west Himalayas out by all the stans, it's poor people housing as much as anything.

In western Europe and Commifornia, it's more the classical food and wine storage use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662931
It's simple anon.
You fill up the condoms to make the clothes first.

THEN proceed to Round 2, where you go bareback, soaking her in the group's cum, while she's wearing all the condoms you previously used on her body, like slutty badges of honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662930
I've seen some Cave Homes in Arizona on HGTV Luxury Specials. Surprisingly very nice.

You save a shit ton on heating, cooling, and water costs, simply because of the natural functions of the cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662937
Ingenious. The only problem is that you'll end up with watery cum for the creampies.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to date a Dragon woman, and one night we were snuggled up in bed facing each other.

Suddenly
WHAM!
Right into my forehead with her horns.
I am wide awake with a headache in pain and moaning
she looks up half asleep asking whats wrong.

I then discovered they make horn sleeves, kind of like socks they can wear when they sleep to prevent this from happening again.

I suggest you go buy a pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662941
>used to date
INFIDEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662941
>A baseball bat coated in a sock is less painful than a baseball bat

Sleevies shill plz go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662937
>you get to round 2
>everyone wants to go first because nobody wants to stick his dick in a pussy full of cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662883
Do 1, and give her the shirt you're wearing right then.

Then ask about 3, I want to know if a Wyrveryn or that Minotaur who charged past the house beat her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662883
>You joke that you promised her a spanking for it
>Her face goes red, and you admit you're joking before she starts calling you an idiot and a jerk
>Say that it was paying for lunches at school for a week, she buys it
>Gabby pushes her plate away one she's done and you have an easier time eating as she does her best to keep the shirt below her mid-thigh
>Looking at Mary, you ask how she got so beat up, and ask if she ran into an Ushi-oni or something
>Mary looks up from her food and starts explaining in her short words like usual
>"Went for nice guy"
>"So did Minotaur"
>"And oni"
>"And dragon"
>"Dragon won..." She admits, pouting
>Looks like she doesn't want to talk about it anymore
>But sounds like she took part in a big battle royale
>You finish breakfast after your mother distracts the two other girls with more pictures of you from the albums
>Wish that they hadn't seen the picture of your first halloween and the tiger costume
>You finish breakfast, last one to do so, and your mother gets up with the remaining pancakes to take them upstairs for dad
>Leaving you with Mary, Gabby, and Sally
>Gabby hasn't complained about her spot, but Sally gets into the chair next to you
>You'll need to decide what to do today with your day off
>The two are stuck there till you can wash their clothes, and the washing machine was in the bunker
1) Suggest teaching them some self defense moves
2) Bring out whatever game console you have and any multiplayer games you have for it to play with all four of you
3) See if you can find something to lend the two so you can walk them back home

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662948
Apparently, some people have a fetish for the whole "Sloppy Seconds" thing.

I don't get it either anon. Your waifu is for you. I know of one doujin though that makes use of the same basic cum-fetish, but with your own cum. It was both extremely hot, and silly in how it was executed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662948
>>everyone wants to go last because nobody wants to stick his dick in a pussy with no cum
Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662935
Something like this? http://exhentai.org/g/750627/ed2b1b8662/
Or this? http://exhentai.org/g/467464/ecdd8dfdf9/

It would be pretty awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662950
>Give her the shirt you're wearing right then.
>The fresh, clean one after your shower.
>Not the dirty, sweaty one from last night, which she can use to get off on your scent.

Failure, anon. Failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662954
>letting your bro deflower your daughter
Disgusting. He should have taken her first time with every hole.

[Anonymous No.]

WooWooo
ALL ABOARD THE CYCLOPS TRAIN!!
NEXT STOP, HER ASS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662953
But all that cum around your dick would feel fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662934
Of course not fat, they'd be fit. But those scales, claws, wings, and the fact that they're naturally big girls (Height and all that shit) will make them heavy.

I want to be pinned down by a Dragon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662951
>Spanking
Oh my, what happened to sparing her embarrassment? I'd do it though.

>Dragon Won
Well, sounds like some guy had a nice night.

Anyway, as for entertainment for the day...we've already made the mistake of going with our own choices, and that bored our GF to tears.

No, this time, let us poll Sally and Gabby for their opinions, and see what they'd like to do. If they can't reach a consensus themselves, side with Gabby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662959
>Everyone cums in her eye after fucking her mouth
Excellent.

>>12662960
All the cum is the best part. Nice and slippery for some lighting fast thrusts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662952
What if the appeal for me is less "my girl getting fucked by other guys" and more "my girl having kinky sex with me involving other guys' cum"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662961
It is actually fun being pinned down by one, even more fun to wake them up when you are face full of some random dragon body part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662965
But the fact that it's other men's cum would make me go limp immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662951
Holy fuck I just realised how bad the full moon sucks. Were you guys ever the kind of guy who got your hopes up around valentines? Did you ever get let down when you realised that no one liked you enough to even bother with a card? Imagine that every month with the full moon. Imagine being 100% safe walking around at midnight as horny cuties rush right past you.

Any way
>Teach the girl who lost to a dragon self defence
Kinda rubbing salt in the wound there, and clearly we have no idea what girls like to do for fun, so lets ask what they want to do, rather than deciding for ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662967
Go on...
Is it something like her having dudes jack off into her pussy held open with a speculum, and then removing it for you to scrape it all out with your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662969
>when you are face full of some random dragon body part
Unless it's something ugly like her foot or something. Dragon feet are icky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662967
Look, just find a nice Manticore in a bar, and tell her you are into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662967
Still no.
If you've got a thing for other guy's cum, then just go Alp, get a dildo, and have threesomes or moresomes with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662975
>Holy fuck I just realised how bad the full moon sucks. Were you guys ever the kind of guy who got your hopes up around valentines? Did you ever get let down when you realised that no one liked you enough to even bother with a card? Imagine that every month with the full moon. Imagine being 100% safe walking around at midnight as horny cuties rush right past you.

Didn't that exact thing happen in Vengeance because of all the rumors that the MC was some impotent microdick until he snapped and started banging enough women for the students to wise up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662975
>Imagine that every month with the full moon. Imagine being 100% safe walking around at midnight as horny cuties rush right past you.
Haha. That's awesome
Now I want a story about anon who magically got teleported to mge land but still forever alone despised by everyone
Full suffering and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662965
>>12662967
>>12662976
So all you sloppy seconds fetishists, what MG do you want to do it with? It seems like only a succuslut would be up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662975
Start the night "I hope I don't get raped"
Middle of the night "Well I am safe so far"
Get home " man tonight sucked!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662977
>Not loving every part of your waifu
>Wake up with the palm of her claw in your face
>You try to wake her up so you can get breakfast
>She just adjusts herself to hold you closer to her and falls straight back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662975
>Imagine being 100% safe walking around at midnight as horny cuties rush right past you.
>I'llJustGoKillMyselfNow.jpg
Wow. Thank you so much for hitting me right in the heart with that, because I know it's exactly what would happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662984
Post on 4chan, everyone laughs at you.

In reality they didn't get raped either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662976
Yes. Or her making a bunch of guys cum in her mouth, then sucking me off with her mouth still full. Or extra slippery titfucks. Or just her covering my dick in it, until it's glistening, then getting me off with her hands/tits/ass/whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662989
For him it provably involves a feltching tube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662980
I don't like men though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662994
You apparently like the feeling of their cum on your body though.
Stop living in denial anon. Come out of the closet, accept your Alp-ness. You'll be happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662993
What's that?

[Anonymous No.]

Well this thread got filthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662997
I hate you so much right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662996
No, really, I'm not into guys. Just really kinky, filthy sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662998
>Well this thread got tree filthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663002
You're only hurting yourself with your excuses.
Better to go Alp, and you and your "Waifu" can find a guy who'll cover you both in cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663003
>Well this thread got tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662951
>Well, deciding on your own doesn't seem like a good idea
>You were wrong about what Gabby wanted to do last time
>And you don't know how Sally's tastes have changed
>Sis probably just wants to lick her wounds
>So you ask them what they want to do until their clothes are clean
>Or if they want to borrow something and get walked home
>Sally ponders a moment before grinning
>"How about that old rapetendo sixtyfour? Is that still around?" She asks
>It's probably in the attic somewhere
>You wait for Gabby to respond though
>She just wants to watch a movie
>Well, you didn't think of that
>Have plenty of martial arts movies, though your mother just likes picking them apart
>Mary gets up and rubs your head before telling you to behave, heads to her room for some time alone
>Well, now that she mentions it this may be hard
1) Play video games like Sally wants
2) Watch a movie like Gabby wants
3) Try to find a compromise

[Anonymous No.]

So..how about those sexy dragon women

What is your preference?

Ryuu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662989
That's almost exactly the same. You're even letting the others bust a nut in her mouth and tits. Why not in her pussy and ass, too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663004
I don't wanna get bukkake'd by a guy though. I'd enjoy fucking a monster girl that just did, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663005

>And that's when I realized it was the Group Sex Monster from the Netreefiddy Era.

[Anonymous No.]

Where did the cuckolds come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663010
I bet you would like the Centaur and dog girl show too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663008
99% human.
I'm a pleb, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663013
They came from the 2hu threads, lot of them there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663007
>Rapetendo
My sides.

Anyway, valid compromise, got any Fighting or Action games for that Rapetendo? Something multiplayer? If so, ask Gabby if she'd like to play.

If not, show her your selection of action flicks and have her pick one that she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't concentrated doses of spunk clog up a robot girl's gears/circuitry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663007
2. Every one know attics are filled with actual spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

Do all monster girls deserve love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663007
Do both, make a day of it. Of course, spend some time alone with Gabby at some point.

I just want to say, whoever named the Dormouse, good fucking job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663008
Vanilla.
But I'd choose a Childhood Friend Wyvern if the option was there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663017
>rapetendo 64
>not 69
Missed opportunities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663015
you would probably like Maruga
she is a white dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12662956
>Giving your not girlfriend schlick material

I'd rather not make her feel worse about being lesser NTRed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663008
Jabberwock. Passionate, Romantic, Dominant, kind, delicious brown, powerful, tall, perfection.

Shame she doesn't have much art or a following.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663028
Oh god you're right
Shamfur dispray on my part

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663022
Not spiders, parasites, baphoshits, manticores, or horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663024
Clumsy claws, or hands version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663030
>Implying she'd want a shirt from you for any other reason.

Lesser NTR or not, if she wants it, give her what she wants if you can, don't half-ass it.

[Anonymous No.]

She will be saved next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663031
Is it true that the hearts are kind of like tally marks showing how many times her husband has ejaculated somewhere in the vicinity of that spot? I remember Kenkou putting that out there as a possibility when Jabberwock was released, but didn't outright confirm it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663031
>dominant

You know you tame those by literally whipping out your dick and putting it to use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663037
For vanilla?
Doesn't really matter. Both clumsy claws and scaly hands have their appeals to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663007
>rapetendo sixtyfour
>Not sixtynine
You had one job.
3 compromise. Pick the genre of movie that Gabby wants, and play that same genre of game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663043
>She will return*
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663044
You need like 100 cumshots on a specific spot before the heart shows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663044
I believe so.

>>12663045
Fuck that shit, you can't mess with my fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663031
I wonder if jabberwocks can use their wonderland magic to get rid of some of their monstrous features if they would be an impairment for certain sexual acts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663050
>She wants to cut corners seeing as how hearts are the ultimate status symbol
>Pays literal hundreds of men to just cum on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663050
>all those hearts on her mouth tentacles in her profile art
Should I worry about the implications?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663043
>>12663049
>Not labeling it something related to Arachnotaur

You had one job Initiate Anon, ONE JOB!

Now you'll have to spend a night with the Priestess as penance. It's a fool moon too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663054
why pay? just go to japan for a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663057
>Initiate Anon
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663056
Well, I'm pretty sure KC actually said the heart marks are just a badge for overall cumshots to her person. I don't recall there being anything about the hearts appearing where the cum actually soaked into her.

I'd let her mouth tentacles lick me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663059
Ah, how silly of me. I forgot about the roving hordes of faceless men

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663054
>Implying they aren't monogomous
>Implying she wouldn't just force her husband to fill him with his spirit energy on a consistant basis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663052
Cleave to the truth faggot!

Imagine I elongated the syllables a la Forrest Gump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663063
I kinda wonder how much kinky stuff a Jabberwock would do
>mouth tentacles
>cum on her tail and claw tip in her profile art so BIG MEATY CLAW-jobs and tailjobs are basically a given
>super strong so she could very easily dominate you
>could probably get you off just by blowing her lust-inducing pink smoke breath on your dick
>access to all of the twisted "treats" of wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

Meet a jabberwock
She has over 100 hearts, more than you can count..

They are everywhere.

I don't like the heart idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663067
>to fill him with his spirit energy on a consistant basis

Something you want to tell us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663070
Just get yourself a Jabberwock with no hearts.
Tell her you'll give her yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663070
Worse than a Tramp Stamp.

>Meet a Jabberwock
>Not a heart on her, anywhere.
>Shifting and twitching throughout your meeting as you get to know each other a bit.
>Just wants to jump your bones and let out more sexual frustration than the world has ever known before.
>All on you.
>Forever.

I like the heart idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663007
>Finding that rapetendo is going to take some time, it's probably buried someplace
>So you suggest putting on a movie while you look, they can watch the film
>No need for them to get dusty too
>After the movie you can all play together, you think you remember having some fighting games for it
>Gabby is alright with it, seems a bit excited even
>You smile and put her down, take them over to the dvd case
>Sally seems alright with it too, seems to be a bit picky since she's seen all the older ones you have
>After some minutes of debating they decide on Hinezumiko
>As you put the dvd in and Gabby gets comfy, Sally asks if you want help looking for the rapetendo so you can enjoy the movie too
1) Tell her to enjoy the movie, you're fine doing it alone
2) Let her help you, it's a good movie
3) Tell her she can help you buy getting their clothes into the washing machine so they can go home after dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663070
Just kidnap a dragon and drag her down the rabbit hole
Enjoy your virgin jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

Quit bitching. The Jabberwock we see in the profile must be married. Now, we need a drawing of a chaste Jabberwock, no hearts.

I don't know why I suggested this, I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663071
It's 4 AM and it's been a day of happenings, we all make mistakes.

>>12663070
That just means you've met a married one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663072
I mean I like them having the hearts, its cute, just not how they get them.

It would be nice if it was something that formed naturally, and not a sex indicator

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663061
Renouncing the Church of Arachnotaur are you?

What a shame, I guess you'll be spending the rest of your days in the rape cave out back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663079
I like them. I'd love to ruin a pure Jabberwock for marriage by arranging her to get gangraped by endless faceless fat men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663080
I bet Reptar could beat up Archnotaur

>>12663074
1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663069
You see, the thing is, with how constantly horny MGE's girls are, the chances of more foreplay-like stuff like that happening are pretty low. They'd just immediately skip to the main course and jump on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663074
Could use some help, and the faster it's found, the sooner you can all sit down and hang, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663080
Uhh, we don't have a rape cave anymore, money has been tight. so now its a pit, and uhh we could only afford an elderly slime we believe is a female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663081
I really don't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663081
Guess we agree to disagree

Different canons now I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663074
If you can word 3 kindly then do 3.

If not then roll with 1.

2 is obviously some attempt at a quickie rape or sexy time in order for Sally to steal you away for herself.

>>12663082
Nigga, Reptar can beat up all the gods, that shit isn't a fair comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663084
You forget that they get off just from pleasing their men in all kinds of different ways, seeing his expression contort in pleasure and making him shoot his cum all over their bodies. So they totally are into "foreplay", their foreplay is just a lot more intense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663092
Sorry Anon

Hathor, Ra, and Ammy would easily defeat him

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu feel if, when you two had sex together for the first time, you came the second she put it in herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663088
Not him, but maybe you could find a Jabberwock and work to heal her afte her truamatic experience? Be kind and sweet and get a tough, possessive, and probably slightly yandere girl who thinks the world of you for caring about her. And maybe if you wanted you could work towards healing back her pride and give her an Ojou-aura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663097
I see a lot of laughter in that mans immediate future.

And it's not him laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663097
Same as every doujin ever.
>"Oh? You came just from me putting it in?"
>"Hmmhmm~...I might have to give this dick of yours some...proper training~."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663088
>>12663098
>Hear there's a Jabberwock living in the haunted house in the woods
>Sneak over there to check it out
>MILFy JW covered all over in hearts is looking at herself in the mirror and crying
>The same thing happens every day
>One day you knock on her door
>You hear her screaming from inside
>Don't look at me! No...! I'm disgusting...
>Can't get in
>Ask around in town and find out she was brutally raped 20 years ago
Why won't you try to heal her, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663104
True that, all men can come 5-6 times in a row according to those

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663096
>Reptar
>Lose to any of those jokes

Yo don't disrespect the Reptar.

He'll wreck your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663108
>Raping a reality bending dragon
Anon, I'm all for the suspension of disbelief but some things just go too far.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following: Gorgons; snake pubes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663096
Fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663108
CC JW that needs a healing hero.

I think a lot of Anons just got Boners the size of a small nation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663109
I once stayed at least semihard for a good 5-6 shots with a particularly hot erogame. I guess if you were really turned on your could keep going with a girl, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663097
>the pleasure of being cummed inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663079

>>12663072 here. I for one agree with you.
But why not help give her her hearts naturally by being her "The One?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663114
>reality bending

QUE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663115
Nooooo.

[Anonymous No.]

Did we ever find out if the apophis's hood is actually part of her body or if it's just a huge piece of jewelry? I'd prefer it to be her flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663117
She's not a christmas cake anymore, anon. Not after those 5000 cumshots they forced her to take when she was a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663115
Only if they bite the dick and inject an erection venom directly into the veins when the guy tries to pull out.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon that can bend reality, if not outright warp it.

Would she even be sane by your standards?

She would understand things you would have no comprehension of.

She can alter reality just by wanting it to change.

You can never piss her off because of what may happen to you.

On this , I say my fellow Anons.

The Jabberwock is the most dangerous of dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663074
>You tell Sally to enjoy the movie, you'll be fine alone
>She's a bit disheartened but sits down, you assure them you won't take long and give Gabby a kiss on the cheek before going
>On your way upstairs you pass your parent's room, it looks like it's going to need some new blankets again
>Ignore it and head up into the attic, it's a bit dusty since it hasn't been cleaned in a while
>You sort through boxes and try and figure out your parent's sorting method, the only sense seeming to be keeping the holiday supplies in their own corner
>After sorting through boxes for what seems to be an hour, but is really only twenty minutes, you find a surprise when you open the next box
>On top of your stored wintendo and games is a stuffed tiger
>With Sally's name on it
>You completely forgot about that, you took it to tease her when you were younger
>Must have forgotten about it and it got stored there by your parents
>You start feeling like shit for it now
1) Head on down with the whole box, give the toy back to Sally
2) Keep it away for giving back later before she leaves so Gabby doesn't see
3) Hide it away, don't give it back. Sally probably forgot too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663128
It mostly varies some artist to artist.
Personally, it looks too metallic for me to think of it as a physical part of her, but the thought is equally appealing.
I wonder, would the back have some cobra-like markings on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663132
Sounds immensely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663115
Would they coil around your dick and lick it for extra stimulation while you fuck her?
>you're about to cum but she isn't satisfied yet
>makes one of the pube snakes wrap around the base of your dick like a makeshift cockring

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663137
It's be there for how long? Must be terribly filthy.

Give the cute tiger a run through the wash, or at least a hand-rinsing first. Return it to her in proper condition, and apologize for having taken it.

Also, childhood friend of boy raised in tiger-family has a tiger plushie? 'Nother "d'awww" point for the childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663137
1, Better to do it in plain view than do it in secret and having our actions misconstrued.

Or just keep it up there, we don't want to raise any flags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663137
3. Childhood friend is old and busted. Gabby is new hotness. How dare you try and make me feel pity for something old and busted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663140
Snake bites actually don't hurt much at all. Especially since pube-snakes would be very small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663151
>pube-snakes would be very small.
So they're like fucking worms right where you stick your dick? Gross and horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663140
Only if you yank it out after they have a grip. I'm sure they have a numbing saliva or something fancy like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663137
1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663157
That remins me of that earthworm girl doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663158
>numbing your dick
Yeah, that sure helps if you're having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663161
Was that the one that INCHED along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663168
No, that was the one with the wormdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663165
I'm sure its some kind of magical pleasure to override the pain kind of numbness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663171
>implying a bit of pain can't enhance the pleasure
Pansy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663169
Whats a wormdo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663177
It just crawls and slithers around on the ground!

[Anonymous No.]

>Show up at your first day of school
>After introducing yourself to the class, you seem to get a few stares
>You can tell there are some girls here who are already looking to get in your pants
>You duck into a seat near a rather human-looking girl
>Her long black ponytail catch your attention
>As for her face...
>She's wearing a sick mask. And the glare from her glasses makes it particularly hard to see her eyes
>But she seems to have elf ears
>She must be an elf
>Well, it's a nice middle ground between human and rape-train
"I hope you don't mind," you casually tell her
>It seemed to have frightened her somewhat
>"Huh? Uh...Don't mind...what?"
"That I sit here. You know, that I sit next to you from now on."
>She turns her head away from you quickly
>You can see a bit of blush on the bridge of her nose--the only part of her face exposed to the elements
>"Y-Yes! I...I'd like that very much..."
>For the faintest moment, the glare from her glasses had gone, and you could catch a glance at her eyes
>Her cerulean eyes are beautiful to look at, if only for a fleeting moment
>You drop your pencil trying to pull out your notes for class
>"L-Let me get it for you," she eagerly says
>Picking up the pencil, she gives it to you with both hands, gently closing your fist around the pencil
>Apparently at the same time, she also managed to wrap a red string around your pinky
>The other end of which is wrapped around hers
>How did she do that?
>"Kuhuhu...now we're connected, you and I~..."
>She gives a shy smile
>You can't see her mouth, but her lifted cheeks tell you as much
>Do you untie the string from your pinky?
>Do you leave it there?
>You're not sure what move to make here.
>Eventually lunch bell sounds
>She swiftly cuts the string with a kunai she had kept with her before vanishing without a trace
>Who...
>Who the hell is this girl you're sitting with?

http://i.imgur.com/msbcJer.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663178

Charon, I swear to god

[Anonymous No.]

So, what is the preference with you guys this evening?

Dragon girls or fluffy girls?
And i don't mean fat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663179
>Kunai
You had me up until then.

Kunoichi stalker get?

[Anonymous No.]

Hell at this point I'm not surprised if they just rip the dick off, petrify it, and put it in a collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never get an Oomukade footjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663185
Damn.
I fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663187
>>you will never get an Oomukade stampeding on you.

you lost me at Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

First was horse pussy , now its bug fuckers .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663195
would a hamburger place run by Oomukade be called
.
.
.
.

Bug Ruckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663195
Wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663137
>You put the toy back in and pick up the whole box to take down with you
>When you get back into the living room Gabby is on the edge of her seat already as a fight scene goes along with the Hinezumi kicking around all sorts of opponents
>Sally is seeming to enjoy it too, just not quite as much
>Neither notices you coming back till you set the box down on the coffee table
>You take the stuffed tiger out of the box and hold it over towards Sally
>Apologize for taking it and forgetting about it. You'll wash it for her if she wants.
>Sally is surprised to see it and snatches it up from your hands, gleeful smile on her face
>"Thanks for finding it!" She smiles
>You smile and head off to get the laundry done, though you hope they don't mind you handling their clothing
>Once they're in the wash you head back up and sit next to Gabby, still on the edge of her seat and only a little bit asleep
>Sally is fine inspecting her old toy, smiles over at you now and then but keeps it brief
>Soon enough the movie is over and you manage to find the adapters to plug it in
>Play some of your more actiony games before you settle on one involving exploding cars
>Mother only comes downstairs to check on you a few times
>Before you realize it it's dinner time
>Mother orders pizza, gets extra cheese to tease Gabby
>It's time for guests to go home and the clothes are washed after, don't need to worry about the moon tonight
>Up to you to decide how to get them home though
1) Walk them and drop Gabby off first, Sally second
2) Walk them and drop Sally off first, Gabby second
3) Try and convince your mother to drop them off
4) Call their parents to come pick them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663195
>Not wanting to stare into a Mantis girl's eyes as you fuck her, slowly picking up speed as she slowly starts to blush, her mouth opens the slightest bit and finally she starts letting out tiny moans and pants as you rail her
Nigga you gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663204
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663204
Walk 'em, drop them off in the order of whoever's homes are closer. I think it was mentioned Gabby's pretty close previously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663207
>Slowly turning the Kuu into Dere with slow, increasingly passionate, tender loving.
L-Lewd. I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663184
Why not fluffy Dragon girls?>>12661156

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663204
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663216
I could never tell if all that fluff on Priscilla's body was natural or just a dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663207
What if I want her to nibble my jugular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663204
Do >>12663211

[Anonymous No.]

We're still up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663207
It's all fun and games until she eats your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663228
I'd let her eat my head, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663187
>Oomukade
The one MG I will probably never get. Centipedes are one of the most disgusting creatures in existence. They aren't like snakes, foxes, or fish which have a certain elegance to their form and movement; Centipedes are always wriggly, crawling pests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663233
But centipedes are cute, scuttling about on their many legs, snapping at everything that moves with their poisonous pincers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663233
They're not pests, since they can kill and eat mice and cockroaches. They do have a habit for chasing after you and delivering a painful and venomous bite.
Millipedes are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663204
Drop Sally off first and apologise for not really being able to spend much time with Gabby one on one. Ask if she still had fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663233
The creepiness is the point. They're supposed to look eerie. It's part of what makes them so appealing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663246
Sure it's not the piece of paper censorship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663204
>Sally might live further away but it isn't too much of a detour
>Besides, it gives you more time to hang out with Gabby alone
>You suggest the plan with them
>Sally is fine with it, happy to have her stuffed animal back
>Gabby is as well, still smiling from the movie and games she got to play
>You head off and let Sally lead the way there, it's a moderate distance in the opposite direction from Gabby's house
>The place she lives is rather beat up, and you're sure you saw some manticore skulking around in the neighborhood too
>Still walk her up to the door and say goodbye to her
>She picks you up off the ground in a hug and thanks you for finding her toy again
>Didn't realize she was this strong
>Sets you down and heads inside, leaving you and Gabby alone
>Take Gabby's hand again as you start to head to her place next
>Gabby smiles but looks up at you with a bit of worry
>"Do you still like Sally?" She asks
>Figures she'd get worried, she has a rival now who turned up on the full moon as well
>You reassure her you don't, you're just old friends
>She seems satisfied with that
>Talk about the other movies you have on the way home while keeping the endings secret
>She seems excited about staying over to see them with you now
>Get to her house after a long walk and talk, she's half asleep when you get there
>Her father jokingly asks if you got lucky, gets some cute batting on the head from Sally once she gets in the door
>They're not questioning her going out last night
>Just seem rather happy
>She comes back to the door after a moment, and looks up at you with a smile
>You lean down and give her a kiss goodnight before leaving

I'm going to leave it here without options for now since I have something else planned to start it off with tomorrow, hope you all don't mind that. Need some sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663260
Nighty night, don't let the Devil Bugs bite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663240
Calling something 'not a pest' because it's slightly higher up the chain of undesirables than another thing is silly. By that logic cockroaches and mice are not pests for removing breadcrumbs from the floor, and a cobra should be most welcome under the dishwasher because it eats the mice. Pests are things that have an innate disposition to be unsociable with humans, and no inherent value outside of scavenging scraps off of their host.
>millipedes are adorable
They stink and they get everywhere, so you can't help making a mess accidentally crushing the odorous vermin all over the floor.
>>12663246
Please don't tell me there's a botfly larvae MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663260
I know that feel.
Thanks for another fun day anon, lookin' forward to more Gabby (And Sally) tomorrow.

Sleep well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663263
>PEST:
>a destructive insect or other animal that attacks crops, food, livestock, etc.
>informal: an annoying person or thing; a nuisance.
So I take it you're afraid of bugs and such in general?

[Anonymous No.]

The muses have abandoned me again and I can't get any writing done. Do something about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663281
I rolled my dice and it says consult the T.Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663289
>T. Yeti
>albino gorilla
Anon, I... eww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663289
What does the T stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

You're a kindergartener in kindergarten once again, but this time you're inside because it's raining pretty heavily.
Do you play with Legos in the corner with Pharaoh and Anubis?
Do you mix colored water together with the Lich?
Do you take a nap with the Sandworm and Wurm?
Do you drink milk with the Holst and her future husbando?
Do you get bullied in the corner by Dark Elf and P'Ork?
Do you preform wonders for the Echidna teacher's self esteem by taking a nap in her lap?
Do you stare out the window with the Ryu?
Do you help help the Wyvern eat her snack?
Do you play with Ophy, and help her steal Ra's Legos back from Pharaoh?
Or do you play your Gameboy in the corner with the Minotaur and Dullahan?

>>12663281
Get drunk, it's what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663295
>"T is for Tickle!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663292
Don't question the dice.

I even rolled mah bones and they said the same thing, now go consult the T.Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663296
>Holst and her future husbando
No way am I getting NTR'd. I'm going with
>play your Gameboy in the corner with the Minotaur and Dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663296
I'm going with Echidna

captcha: keedsni motherliness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663298
So what's a Tickle Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663296
I get bullied alright.
>>12663305
An albino gorilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663271
Afraid? No. How I treat it depends on the animal in question. I go out of my way to release trespassing spiders and beetles back into the wild. I'm an apiarist too. Cockroaches, flies, wasps can burn. Snakes are fine around my house if they're non-venomous. The venomous ones I kill and eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663305
It's a Yeti pretending to be a Wurm, and she tickles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663308
Nevertheless, you are specifically finding them as pests.
Though yes, wasps and botflies should be wiped off the face of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663309
...I want a yeti to tickle me with her soft, fluffy paws now...
If that one picture with the sphinx and the mummy is anything to go by, paw-tickling in MGE feels really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663311
They're only pests until I've removed them from my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663314
Everything feels good in MGE.
Tickling, biting, flaying, grinding, chopping, severing, stinging, impaling, vivisecting, bisecting, gobbling, crunching, ripping, tearing, breaking, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663296
I eat snacks with the Wyvern and the Ryu while staring out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd just like to tell you Sloppy Seconds fags to go fuck yourself. I've fapped to that shit twice today. I feel dirty and I'm afraid I'll fap to NTR next. Fuck you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663322
>two options
Only choose one, you muff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663326
A Man chooses. A Slave obeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663327
A man also chooses only one girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663326
I'm going to help the Wyvern and be the Ryu's husband and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663329
Heroes and villains have at least one thing in common in that they both take many women

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663329
Not if he chooses THE IMPOSSIBLE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663330
And what if the Wyvern becomes yandere, beheads your waifu, and chains you up in her basement? What then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663334
>A wyvern working chains or a doorknob
Well, the beheading part is possible at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663336
You'd be amazed at what you can do with your feet, or with some loose change and bums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663303
>The CC Echidna pets your head as you sleep
>A warm look expression adorns her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663344
>Later the cops take her away
Pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663334
>Not being able to handle your yandere
You don't deserve that kind of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663348
>/ss/ is illegal
No is right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663348
No what? Warm feelings? The boy telling the teacher he loves her, and keep doing so until he's 17 and then making love to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663351
>/ss/ is illegal
What sort of concentration camp is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663357
Normalfagland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663359
>Normalfagland?
God damned bitch-kun and his identical twin brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663362
You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663357
>Dystopian world where MG's are a tiny minority in a normalfag human world
>MG gets an affirmative action job at a daycare
>She has to keep her shotalust in check or be deported back to her world, where she is a kissless loser
>One of the shotas always wants to hug her and says he lover her
A World Without Rape, the new hit fantasy thriller every Thursday only on MGTV!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663368
I'll be watching 50 Shades of Delicious Brown myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>Also, it's said that the lifespan of men who become an incubus becomes dramatically longer. Since they can keep living by having sex with each other, their lifespan is roughly the same as the monster that they're coupled with. Just like monsters, their appearance stops aging at a certain stage. It could be as a boy, as a young man, or as a mature man. Since an incubus is a being that's convenient for a monster, they change depending on the tastes of the monster that they're paired with. In this way, an incubus is none other than an ideal male to a female monster.

>You could have perpetual /ss/ with a perpetual christmas cake monster girl
Truly paradise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663368
SoL about a bunch of monstergirls acting as nurses/teachers for a daycare, trying to contain their ladyboners

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663374
>You could have perpetual /ss/ with a perpetual christmas cake monster girl
I don't want to be a shota forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663375
>shotas are playing football
>one of them falls into a puddle
>ara ara, looks like your pants are ruined... let's get those offy-woffy!
They're practically asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663374
>Truly paradise
>Yandere Oomukade kidnaps you, pumps you full of venom
>You are now addicted to your new waifu
>Her ideal partner is one who is completely reliant on her
>Over time your limbs cease to function
>She is now the only person you can rely on
>Truly paradise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663378
The shotas or the CCMGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663382
The shotas, duh. Getting their clothes all dirty like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663384
Getting boo-boos and wet clothing, they really arr asking for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663387
>boo-boos
That's right, how can you expect not to get kissed all over if you cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12661006

Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663387
Can you imagine the cheezy porn in MGC?
>A-ara, did you fall down timmy?
>Yeah :(. Now my pants are all dirty and my shota dick hurts
>Ara we'll have to fix that right away
>Cue 70 bass that sounds like it was played by a wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663397
>MGC
Oy Vey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663397
>the strings on the bass snap
>then she cries
How low can Crybaby Wyvern yet fall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663401
I thought she was in the insane asylum having amputated her wings and replaced them with prosthetic arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663401
>She gets a job at a pizzeria
>She ends up destroying the pizza entirely
>It isn't even in the oven yet
>She cries

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663406
Too edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663412
Just like her claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663414
Ba-dump TSICH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663417
>Ba-dump TZICH!
Oh god, not you too, Moth-chan! I don't want to have to give you the punitive rape treatment...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663432
You can't rape the Metalhead Moth, she has buddyguards. Like a Centaur, a P'Orc and a Succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663432
Moth-chan and crybaby Wyvern are actually BFFs.
They even have a garage band going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663374
>a harem of skilled monstergirls following every wishes and orders you may have, voluntarily and obediently, and above all without much expectations
That's truly paradise for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663435
>crybaby Wyvern
Is she related somehow to that crybaby Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663438
>harem
You just opened a giant can of Wurms, you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663441
No. Crybaby Wyvern has trouble with her claws. The Dragon is bullied by her author.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663441
No, one's lonely and the other is crying because of her wing/claws causing misfortune.

[Anonymous No.]

Do they count as monster girls?

http://i.imgur.com/wyfYIdW.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663442
Overreacting much? It's not like he said a futa harem of monstergirls, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663449
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663445
>The Dragon is bullied by her author.
Did he quit the series? I haven't seen any in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663449
I guess, technically, maybe, possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663450
Yargh! This scurvy landlubber be aching for plunderin' of whatever booty he might have!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663454
He got drunk and married a Mermaid in Alabama.
The two of them raise over 20 kids now, and brew moonshine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663450
That's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663450
Like that one Hmanga where a shota goes to a school full of futas? It was pretty gross. And needless to say, they swiggity swootyed and got that booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663476
I once got all excited about a hot-looking doujin with an amazingly beautiful MC, but then it turned out to be futa. I hate it when that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663476
Man that one just made me feel sad. His government whored him out to a bunch of fatass dickgirls. He had literally no one to turn to or depend upon. Even his teachers raped him. They turned him into a urinal and made him go to sleep in his bed of piss and cum In all honesty I would have just climbed to the top of the school and jumped. Death is better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663480
I have no problem with futa, so long as the guy is fucking her in the vagina while she fuck a woman in her vagina, all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663484
I don't mind futa on female either, if it had been that girl getting raped all over by her classmates I'dve been fine with it, but her giant cock was on prominent display all the while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663484
Agreed, futa on female/futa is the best way to enjoy it. Second is male on futa. Anything else is kinda meh tier

[Anonymous No.]

Guys please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663482
Sure, some of them let him fuck their pussy, but overall it was pretty horrific.

>>12663490
Agreed.
Futa on futa is debatable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663493
At least we're trying to spoiler it, and not start anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663494
>horrific
Fucking warcrime horrific. They all just saw him as a cumdump from the get go. It would have been slightly getter if they genuinely cared for the little tyke, but couldn't rein in their lusts, that I could get. But literally every one just used him as a cumdump. Even the teacher said "Lol fuck teaching. Ey yo boy, lemme use yo mouf."

>Futa on futa is debatable. Interesting. Why do you feel that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663476
Usually I like futa on male, but that doujin was too much even for me, yes. Too much abuse, and that pissing scenes... Too much, too fucking much. I'd jumped off from the roof too, like this anon >>12663482 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663500
That said, say you were in the same situation, but with a mixmatch of monstergirls. Would anything be different for you? I'm sure some would develop some form of twisted affection for their cumpump, but could you handle just being used and tossed aside like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663497
Yeah, the whole thing was just pretty awful, and I felt sorry for the little guy... As for the Futa on futa, it can be pretty hot at times, though it heavily depends on the artist. There's one that really likes drawing futa on futa, which can be okay, but one of his futa on female mangas is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663476
And the second story from that same doujin was even worse. Futa on male plus reverseNTR. I almost cried after the first one, but after the second one I cried for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663506
So when it comes to futa on futa it's less the content, but how well it's delivered? That's cool, I can get that. I've come across a few ideas that I find are pretty hot, but in the end the art just does nothing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663505
You mean being used as a cum faucet by actual girls? Probs not. Maybe I'd survive if I had some cute loser type girl to cling to every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663505
Nope, I wouldn't. It's not about fetishes, it's about abuse. Femdom with love is okay in my book, but plain abuse is just shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663509
It's different for each person.

>>12663508
Holy fuck, they made a sequel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663476
Luckily enough, his (theirs?) next work seems to be more about love than abuse. Still futa on male, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663510
>cling to every night
Yeah I think this is the dealbreaker for me. If I had that I could probably pull through, but if I were just left alone and cold, to stew in cum, sex jiuces, and various forms of toxins? I'd probably just off myself.

>>12663512
>Holy fuck, they made a sequel?

I think he's talking about that male teacher that had a cute loner futa fall for him, and then a bunch of the other shits used her to blackmail him into becoming their cumdump, and the grows to love it. Fucking japanese masochists. They need to stop making things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663514
I'd still be weary about reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663512
>Holy fuck, they made a sequel?
That's not what I said. Anyway, trust me, don't search for it, you will only feel bad once you've read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663517
Oh, now I remember that. It was pretty disturbing. And yes, masochists need to stop.

>>12663519
Too late, it turns out I HAVE read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663518
Of course you should. Me too. But I'll still read it after it will be translated, hoping it won't be as bad as that other one. By the way, their previous work don't contain any futa, iirc. It's still pretty abusive, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Strange things are afoot in this thread.
Or should I say... afuta in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663525
It's like the dark side of fendom, man. The REALLY DARK side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663517
>if I were just left alone and cold
Emotional abuse is the worst. I can fap to some pretty hard ballbusting and shit but never that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663528
CHARON!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663530
Yeah. But the worst of that kind I've read so far wasn't any of those artists's works. It was Mame's Stigma. Now THAT was truly Nightmare Fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663539
>Stigma
Oh my, that just keeps popping up in these threads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663543
As a good example of femdom or as a bad example?
Personally I think only madmen would chose the first option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663544
You answered your own question.
I still fapped to it several times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663544
You pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663539
I just looked that up. It's not as bad as watching a futa have her balls STOMPED on, like with another artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663544
The worst. They don't even love him for god's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663547
I wasn't able to fap at all. My penis and balls actually tried to run away and hide in the closet while I was reading that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663550
It's not about the visuals, anon, it's about the dialogues. Particulary at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663552
For me it was one of those things where I don't like what's happening at all, and yet Boner is like
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663556
I'm gonna have to change my opinion from earlier, branding and sautering testicles is nightmare inducing, as is how they treat him. Holy hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663557
>B-boner... please... stop
>REQUEST DENIED

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663563
Once again, the ending. Holy hell, that double shock at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

So, anyone feel like making a healing story about a MG helping a man overcome his horrible tortures and bad experiences with femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663575
No. I'd rather a story about the good kind of femdom. But I can't get any writing done. So no sadistic deredere Dark Elf this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663575
I'm pretty sure I've already read something like in the past...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663582
>good kind
That works too, since we need to see something other than the overly extreme side of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663583
I hope you an properly remember, cause I need to see some healing after some recent ordeals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663585
What would your good femdom be like? Like a prince and princess story but the roles reversed? I mean I like hard physical with gentle love, but CBT and shit freak out a lot of people here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663590
Where the female is dominant, but not abusive.
She'll be on top during sex, and ask you to rub her shoulders when she gets back from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663593
>on top during sex
I think it's better if the dom let's the sub get on top. It's more impressive that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663596
Like she finds it adorable how the guy tries to be assertive and dominant in bed, and humors him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663598
No, like she lies back and has him pleasure her. As in, let's him express his affections by doing the heavy lifting.
top =/= dom
bottom =/= sub

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663602
So she lays back and lets him do all the work? Seems more lazy than femdom, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663602
A cold fish is not a dominant partner, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663605
>>12663603
If you're going to purposefully interpret me that way, then fine, that's exactly what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663607
A lazy girl is fine too, but not dominant.
You can feed her icecream as she plays vidya, but she won't take control during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663611
>being the bottom means being passive
But I never said that. Why do you try to make it seem like I did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663611
>>12663616
>Fuck me, servile!
>Faster!
>Did I order you to cum, slave?!
>Keep going.
I'm imagining an Anubis, although I guess a Pharaoh would be more appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663616
I don't even know anymore. We're trying to do light femdom and such.

>>12663622
Pharaoh would be more fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663624
>>12663622
Pharaoh
>Your hands do not go there, Prince Consort
>Is this your first time or something?
>What are you even...?
>Just hold still...
>uhh...
>Annie? A little help?
I don't know what happened but it can't be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663630
She's getting the Anubis butter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663622
>>Fuck me, servile!
>>Faster!
>>Did I order you to cum, slave?!
>>UNACCEPTABLE!
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663634
>To the KHEPRI PIT!
>NOOO!
>Bring over the next one!
Such is a weekend at Pharaoh's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663638
She wouldn't throw him away, she'd train him to be a proper slave.
Not through abuse, through sex training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663642
You're mistaking the vicious tyrant Pharaoh for the benevolent dictator Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663638
>>Bring over the next one!
>Sloppy Pharaoh seconds
>She doesn't even think of you as anything else than a fleshy sex toy
>Your only purpose in life is to fuck her slimy pussy and get back in line after you cum
Holy shit this is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663643
She isn't a tyrant! She gave me numerous kisses on my neck and sold me I'm her favorite pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663643
This. Fuck Pharaohs, Apophies 4 presidents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663649
Apophis is love, she is the leader we need and deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Hathor, being the goddess of fertility, condoned all her priestesses to wear nothing but nun hoods and allowed orgies in her church

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663643
Arachnotaur supports the glorious revolution that Apophis bring by freeing the people from the Tyrant Pharoahs.

Alas we can only send the glory that is Chocolate Milk to help bolster you as Cowland is a neutral nation that cannot intervene in war time nations militarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663653
If it's in the name of fertility, then it's pretty much the average Sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663652
Apophis is better! Say yes for Apohis! Say yes for monogamy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663660
Say yes to freedom! Vote for Grapesnake today!

[Anonymous No.]

Today, we started a revolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663645
I want the sloppy seconds fags to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663664
'Pls no revolution, I enjoy being a worthless cockslave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663667
A revolution for love, freedom, the capability to choose who you love.
Today, we fight against the corrupt Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663671
Then you can move into Dark Elf Land. Desert Region will become a free state!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663671
You can still be an Anubis' dickthrone, at least.
They'll still be around after we behead a certain figurehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663678
>behead
What? I never agreed to that! I say we make Pharaoh into an exotic dancer and use her to entertain foreign Dicknitaries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663679
Yeah, beheading would be a bit too much... Banishment, at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663679
No, we're going French Revolution on her ass.
>Wink wink

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663683
Maybe locking her up in a sarcophagus for a few thousand years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663684
Anally violating a deposed princess is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663695
Get to work honing your lance then , Private!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663693
No, Mummies need those for sleep and intimate sex with their future husbandos. I say we make Pharaoh please foreign, faceless, fat dicknitaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659141
I actually liked it. My favourite part was the spider :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663700
But those were killed off in the 50 year War of the Waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663702
>:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663703
That was long ago, and new ones have already grown up in our Faceless Corporation LTD. Incubation Chambers. No woman is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663700
>>12663695
Let's put her in stocks on the main square for her former subjects to buttrape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663709
Deal! Huzzah for the Desert Region People's Front!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663648
>and sold me
Little bit of a Freudian slip there, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663715
It was a typo, a pretty funny typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663719
>typo
I call it "truth", but I'm sure Pharaoh beat honesty out of you. It's okay now.

[Anonymous No.]

Since there's just one thread to go before ours, do you guys think it's time to go nuclear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663742
If you're implying whether or not you should start a shitfest, then no. This was a good thread and I'd like for it not to end on a bitter note.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663744
>shitfest
What? People stopped liking MGS at some point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663748
How did you infer that from my post? I simply meant that I'd rather not see a shitstorm. Or am I misinterpreting your use of 'nuclear'? does it not mean for shit to hit the fan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663753
Uhh... Nuclear is the song that plays in one of the trailers for MGSV, and there's been this habit to sometimes sing it while the thread ends. It hasn't been done in a while, but I thought now would have been as good a time as any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663755
Never seen that bro, please don't, it sounds chuuni as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663756
>Never seen that
All the more reason to do it now. We can't let time honored traditions die.

STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663755
Oh that's what you meant. Well, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663758
Oh, it's that one. Still chuuni though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663758

What the fuck is going on HERE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663763
>chuuni
You keep using that word...
>>12663764
That's not how it goes! Oh wait, now I REALIZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663769
THAT MY BALLS ARE EMPTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663771
>His waifu didn't completely obliterate his refractory period
Haha, faggit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663771
200% mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663776
>I'm giggling to myself here
0% mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663780
Youngsters these days have no respect for traditions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12659871
Nah, son

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663782
Nigga I've been here since last year. That smells like /tg/ shit to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663780
>>12663776
>>12663771

Thanks for fucking it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663791
>since last year
But these threads weren't here last year. Next time you try to lie, be more convincing.
>>12663792
How did I fuck anything up? I just commented on the guy who did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663794
I archived up my first writefagging in the /a/ MGG's to mid-January broski. You better believe that wasn't my first day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663800
>/a/
But this isn't /a/. This is /jp/. These threads weren't here mid-January.
And leaving that aside, WE STILL have been doing that sometimes, here, not on /tg/, not on /a/, HERE. Why are you trying to argue against me? This is a fact. Why do you try to deny a fact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663806
>these MGG threads that started on /jp/ after /a/ mods banned them and told us to go to /jp/ are not the same threads as those on /a/
Why you mad bruh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663811
The location man. It's different. "Here" means /jp/, not /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663811
Now I'm not a historian or anything, but did the mods actually ever tell us to move here, or was it just something that happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663818
Yeah, they did. After faggot mod started a daily shitstorm himself to get an excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663818
A bit of both but mostly the latter.
The shitposting on the final days of /a/ went off the fucking charts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663832
I remember making a thread specifically for discussing more obscure MG manga, I even dumped Schizanthus. Everything went on fine for a while, and then all the discussion was drowned out by
>THERE IS NO DISCUSSION HERE! STOP THE CIRCLEJERK!
Bitch-kun is a fucking amateur compared to Shitposter-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663836
>Bitch-kun is a fucking amateur compared to Shitposter-kun.
At least Janny deletes his brainfarts instead of, you know, being him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663839
That probably helps too. Janny needs more art, by the way. How about the /mgg/ kindergarten class meeting with the Monster Girl Kindergartner gang?

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>>12663815
>"Here" means the board
>Implying anyone cares about the board outside the thread or that anything beyond some native shitposter, thread duration and speed is different.
What makes this argument even more stupid is the /v/ shit started on /a/ anyway.

>>12663818
No, mod was telling iM@S to go to /jp/, they decided to go to /vg/ instead but somewhere along the way someone shit themselves and went "You win, monster girls will go to /jp/!" out of fucking nowhere in a thread about iM@S.

Then the mod just kept deleting monster girl threads without saying anything and who has come to be known as Janet actually had something to do and only deleted the meta shitposting here so whatever.

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Gentlemen, I have ruptured a disc in my back.
Soothe my pain with a story about a really dense paladin who meets a succubus and finds ridiculous ways to dismiss all of her demonic features as a human woman with various conditions and/or illnesses.

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Holy fuck. I just read Stigma and... I don't even know man. The only thing I know for sure is that I don't feel sorry for the guy. What pathetic piece of shit.

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>>12663836
I remember Shitposter-kun being a mod and a major chunni
Anyone got any screencaps from that guy?

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>>12663849
This. What happened was horrible, but he brought it on himself by being an ass.

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>>12663854
I want to know what happened after. Did they dump him like his old master did? Now that he's not even really a man. I mean, does shit like this even happen in real life? I always thought that it was a behind closed doors sort of ordeal, but they completely derailed his life. And he lapped it up like a little bitch. Please tell me that people like that don't actually exist.

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>>12663860
The other girl probably moved on since she had that goal of busting a 100 testicles, but the other one might have kept him around, what with him being her first bitchboy and all.
...and there may well be far worse people in the world than that, don't worry your pretty little head about it.

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>>12663864
>far worse people
I do't mean the sadists, I know that much, but are there actually people out there who want themselves to be so trodden upon that they'd willingly let some one else crush their balls? I know Sadism knows no bounds, but surely that doesn't also go or Masochism?

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>>12663870
>I don't mean sadists
Neither do I.

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>>12663849
>>12663854
>>12663860
Who's the artist?

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>>12663872
The world is a bad place. Not sure I wanna sleep to night. How do I know that my pillow hasn't already been soaked in chloroform?

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>>12663874
http://exhentai.org/g/605804/d6c8a03eeb/?p=1

Some guy called Mame

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>>12663874
Mame.

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>>12663876
Please anon, you don't live in a 3rd world country, you're not going to be spirited away just like that!

[Anonymous No.]

dead thread

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>>12663912
Shh, let it go in peace.

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>>12662803
>>12662815
>>12662823
>>12662839
>>12662845
>>12662847
>>12662855
>>12662878
Why are you guys such fags when I sleep?
>>12662853
>>12662857
I'll get to it, eventually.

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>>12663922
Would you prefer it if we got gay when you're here?

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>>12662766
How would a holstaurus take the Canadian cold? Or even a Ryu?

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>>12663930
>Holstaurus
I now want to see one dressed in warm winter clothing.

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Ssshh, if we stay quiet long enough, we might be able to catch a glimpse of the Liches and Mantis girls breaking into dancing before the thread dies.

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>>12663936
Disco dancing?

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>>12663023
I didn't even think it was that good of a name, just something I thought of when the guy asked for one. Thanks.

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>>12663450
>>12663456
Fucking die.

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>>12663950
>Fucking die
Not until ye walk the plank ya dog!

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>>12663950
Oh, Bitch-kun, we were just talking about you!

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>>12663931
YEah that would be heart-attack inducing, a warm, soft, bundled up holst would be very very cute.

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>>12663956
With pink earmuffs, and her cheeks all red from the cold.

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>>12663955
>bitch kun is one person

Nah.

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>>12663963
That's right, Bitch-kun is Legion. Expect him.

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>>12663931
>>12663956
>>12663958
Goddammit now I want this badly.

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>>12663967
So long as you know that, faggot.

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>>12663969
Here's the best part. You go ice skating with her.
>>12663970
Bitch-kun, please. I've got three layers of curtains and a dog.

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>>12663958
>not a cow-like toque with parts for her ears and horns
>thick mufller/scarf, long enough to share

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>>12663963
>bitching always happens during the same time of day with the same distinct voice
Sure, sure.

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>>12663973
>ice skating
You ass.

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>>12663973
I have a flamethrower and chocolate.

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>>12663975
Whatever makes you feel beeter.

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>>12663981
*better

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>>12663976
You don't want to take her ice-skating? Oh...
>the look of disappointment on her face will haunt you for the rest of your days

[Anonymous No.]

Frosted Rapes is truly the best girl.

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>>12664004
If only she had lived to breed and make Frosted Mini Rapes.