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[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a vagina.
You're all fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263316
ಠ_ಠ

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263316
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[Anonymous No.]

I'd her nuclear waste

[Anonymous No.]

She shits shaving gel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263334
Radioactive shaving gel. Instantly kills your hair. Everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263316

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>>1263316
If I wanted to fuck you, and you didn't have a vagina, but you really wished you did, would it still be gay?

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>>1263347
umm...yes. Fuck. wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263347
I don't want you to fuck me. I'll masturbate to myself, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263347
Yes. It would be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

In before the Touhou that pees beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263347
You would still be fucking another man. So yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263357
it's only gay if the balls touch

[Anonymous No.]

this whole thread 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263380
The possibility of that is far too high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263408
It's a risk a true man is willing to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263355
>>1263357
>>1263408
>>1263347
You all say it like you don't have a better chance of getting a guy than a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Touhous are better when they have a penis (aka they are futa. futas are cuteee~)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263430
>a better chance.

0% is not greater than 0%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263436
Think about it. You have never met a girl on 4chan willing to put out.

In this thread, you may have met a gay guy willing to put out.

1% is better than 0%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263455
Didn't someone say before that the girls on 4chan are all sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263481
Camera sluts. Attention whores. They want people to love them and adore them, but NO TOUCHING. It's the celebrity impulse. Women want to be celebrities, and the internet provides a medium for fifteen minutes of fame.

Now, a guy like you or me won't whore himself out. He's a man with principles, and although they are occasionally unusual principles, he will not betray them for something so trivial. He places his trust in his fellow man, and all he expects in return is equal trust and a bit of love.

Not only are women harder to get than men, but men are also a better choice. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

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>>1263496
>YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

Men are too hairy and have penises. That's enough of an excuse.

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>>1263496
What about Men that become Women and then whore themselves out?

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>>1263503
Penis is no excuse, but I agree on the hair.

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>>1263509
Happens a lot, disturbingly. Those traitors were never manly men in the way you or I am. They were HERETICS and attention whores from the start!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263511
>>1263503
Most men that are "available" shave from the waist down. Quite a few shave from the nose down, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263548
So if you shave all your hair and chop off your penis, I might consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

she love pussy no cock pussy no cock its all in the rainbows of reimupits like the rainbows of love the summoer of love its all one everyhing is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263585
my brain is confused

[Anonymous No.]

What about those who shave their bush down there?
I swear it looks bigger that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263665
No it doesn't.

And men don't have bushes.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm girl, but i never really mention it here, guess thats the only way to avoid shit discusses about "women on 4chan"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1263712
Yes, it is.

Also, if you are >>1263665, was I mistaken in assuming you were talking about yourself? I mean, I guess shaving could still make a woman's look bigger, but...

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>>1263665
just entering puberty i see