/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to impregnate Ran? I mean, she's not even human. The genes wouldn't be compatible.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't fuck a touhou, op.

[Anonymous No.]

Ran's a Slut~
She takes it in the butt~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12627806
That's right. Your inferior human semen will never impregnate her, let alone your puny human penis satisfying her.

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>>12627806
Human - 44 chromosomes
Fox - 34 chromosomes

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know, but I'm gonna try. Every single day, multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

I think she would be. I mean she is basically just a human with fox ears and tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Better question: If Ran has a child and Yukari unsummons Ran, what happens to the child?

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In mythology, Kitsune (Assuming Ran's bond with Yukari doesn't change her insides) have been known to marry human men, and have kids. These kids aren't foxes or anything, but often have magic powers. Kumiho (the korean/chinese nine-tailed fox) become fully human and lose their foxness before they do their thing, after they have revoked eating human forever

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>>12628043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12g9e-37xHY

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>>12628040
Have you ever seen those eyes and tiny arms on Yukari's gaps?
well...

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>>12627806
Who would want to mate with an animal anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12628442
me

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>>12628442
Me too.

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>>12628043
It's this sort of thing that makes me question when people say Touhou is actually really dark because youkai.

Even explicitly murderous youkai like snow maidens have been known to wind up marrying the people they try to spook and having kids

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>>12627896
>Human - 44 chromosomes
Maybe you might be missing 2 chromosomes, but most people have 23 pairs (46 total) chromosomes.

[Anonymous No.]

She's an animal. That's bestiality!

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>>12629158
he might not including the sex chromosomes

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>>12629178
ban this sick filth

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>>12627896
If you want to get that technical, then it's not possible for a fox to morph into a humanoid because their genes don't contain the information necessary to form a large humanoid body

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>>12627806
>I mean, she's not even human. The genes wouldn't be compatible.
Horse. Species: E. ferus
Donkey. Species: E. africanus
As you can see species are different, yet they can be crossed to produce a mule.

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>>12627806
What do you mean impregnate?

In bestiality there are many cases in which girls lose their periods for a month or so after being cummed inside.The sperm penetrates the ovule so that the body considers it as impregnation.

Even though actually pregnancy and birth are impossible.

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>>12629351
Jesus FUGG, can you imagine the terror of a phantom pregnancy from getting inseminated by a dog?

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>>12628447

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>>12629469
Sounds hot to me.

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>>12629351
Well it wouldn't be from a lack of trying.

[Anonymous No.]

Youkai operate on belief!

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>>12629351
>mfw beast sperm can fertilize outerspeacies ovum but won't properly gestate because of chromosome numeral differacy

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>>12629693
you forgot your face when

[Anonymous No.]

>>12629693
hoo quot?

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>>12629470
Sause?

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>>12629469
Don't remind me of that manga by kurita yugo.

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>>12629236
But mules are still infertile.

[Anonymous No.]

There is no reason to have two ran threads.

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>>12630228
Yes, we need 3

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>>12629351
Why would you know that information? And why am I so turned on by the thought of animal chromosomes trying their best to find a match with incompatible human chromosomes?

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>>12629693
I honestly don't know what that face would look like. Really, you have me at a total loss, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

Rinnosuke is half-youkai, half-human. Being nonhuman is no barrier to impregnation in glorious Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is hella good.

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>>12630228
I agree, we need more.

Ran should be worshiped like the goddess she is.

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>>12630512
Don't forget Youmu is half-human, half-phantom (Don't ask me how a human impregnates a phantom). So nothing is impossible in the world of Gensokoyo as even Sanae is part god (distant).

So humans go out, get married, and create half-breeds you dirty traitor to humanity.

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>>12631682
just cum in her fluffy, ghost soul half thing

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>>12630228
There should be a thread for each of Ran's tails.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd Ran. I'd Ran so far away.

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>>12631682
Read the wiki, secondary.
>She belongs to the subspecies of phantoms called the "half-human half-phantoms" (半人半霊 "hannin hanrei" or "hanjin hanrei"). Half-human half-phantoms are the mixed-race of phantoms and humans (幽霊と人間のハーフ), which have a largish phantom accompanying them and a relativity long life span compared to humans. In Perfect Memento in Strict Sense, it says that "they are the lineage of mixed race between humans and phantoms", which means that even though they are a "mix", it doesn't mean they're born from a couple of human and phantom, but assumed that they're species that are born that way. The phantom that always follows them is called the "half-phantom" (半霊[1]、半幽霊[2] hanrei, hanyuurei), and they are the other half of their body.[3]
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Youmu#General_Information

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>>12631849
I love so called "primaries" who quote touhouwki instead of source material (actually even source material is worthless if it's shitty english translation). Also your quote still doesn't say anything about Youmu's race origin or who are her real parents.
Jesus fuck, just kill yourself out of /jp/.

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>>12631868

I think it'd be pretty obvious who Youmu's parents are right now.

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>>12627806
Then how do you explain this, anon?

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>>12629470
whoa, does that mean my cat wants to have sex with me? Should I touch her in he spots?

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>>12633208
You are obviously a fox

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>>12630402
>anon takes his first real steps towards the true bestiality fetish
Welcome to the club.

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>>12627806
>The genes wouldn't be compatible.
Nothing Eirin's drugs can't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnancy in Gensokyo is wonderful.

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>>12630228
There's no reason to have such a horrible font either.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with Ran-Sama and I can't help myself!

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>>12632783
Yuyuko's loose vagina

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>>12629351
>>12629654
A couple years ago, my mom adopted a dog that was more than likely used in a puppy mill. However, when we got her, it was in the middle of a false pregnancy. Her tits were swollen and she couldn't stop leaking milk everywhere until a couple months went by.

I'd like to imagine even if you can't get Ran pregnant, continuously fucking her will make a big, leaky, hormonal, swollen mess.

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>>12639127
Imagine Ran uncontrollably leaking milk everywhere...

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>>12639127
this post makes me happy

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>>12632783
Doubtful, considering Youmu sort of dotes on Yuyuko and yuyuko treats Youmu like any other servant, ie working her to the bone

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>>12627806
Yes. My cat was fucked by a squirrel and had crossbred babies that were born dead.

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>>12639452
This is too hilarious to be real

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>>12639452
>>RanMakingThatSkepticalFaceFromThatOneTouhouManzai.jpg

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>>12639737
I've got you covered.

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>>12639127
l-lewd

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>>12639934
how did you know

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>>12629351
I'm disgusted you know this and curious as to how you know this

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>>12629614
That's because your sick in the head anon

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>>12633370
You and your club can go to hell, you sick fuck

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>>12639452
Holy shit, what?
Any pics?