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Patchy is stuck in the bottle? What are we gonna do to get her out?

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>>12627536

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>>12627542

>> No.12627547

>>12627536

at least the fuckin nerd has some god damn books in there

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>>12627536

>> No.12627563

Apparently it's very easy to break a jar with your anus. I wonder if that would work.

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>>12627536
1. Throw it on the floor
2. Walk the dinosaur

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>>12627588
Boom boom akalakalaka boom

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call her a fat nerd until she dies

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>>12627536
>drill small hole in cork
>stick funnel in hole
>fill bottle with water
There, your pest problem is solved.

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>>12627536
- acquire pig
- use porcine penis as corkscrew
- drill through cork with said hog cock
- fill bottle with swine semen
- shake thoroughly until whimpering and gurgling noises cease
- toss into the ocean
- masturbate to the idea of Tom Hanks finding it and naming it Wilson

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Open the bottle and hug her. Then laugh at all the edgy fags in this thread.

>> No.12627720

>>12627704
Finally, someone I can relate to.

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I really don't like it when /jp/ bullies pocket patchy.

>> No.12627908

how books get in there they are to big???

>> No.12627921

Is this the /v/ thread?

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