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I wish Chihaya was my sister.

>> No.12616550

1-800-273-TALK

Don't give up, OP.

>> No.12616561

>>12616550
can i call from russia?

>> No.12616578

>>12616561
конечно

>> No.12616991

Older sister or younger sister? This is important.

>> No.12617353

>>12616509
I hope things get better for you OP.
Please don't give up hope. I'm here for you, and I mean that.

>> No.12618382

I don't get it
Chihaya would be a good sister

>> No.12618397
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I wish Chihaya was my lover.

>> No.12618402

>>12618382
Well sure.
But having Chihaya as your sister implies you have the same mother, and Chihaya's mother is pretty terrible at not letting her kids run into traffic when there's a car coming.

>> No.12618460

I wish Chihaya was my wife.

>> No.12618910

sure are a lot of secondaries in here

>> No.12619319

I wish I was Chihaya.

>> No.12619530

>>12618910
Only secondaries play the games

>> No.12619570
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>>12616509
You would be dead though

>> No.12619598

>>12619570
He's saying he wants to kill himself, basically.
Idiot.

>> No.12619796

>>12619570
She just subconsciously wants to hold their shoulder before they run into traffic.

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>>12619796
made me feel

>> No.12619965

I want to fuck Chihaya.

She's my #3 idol.

>> No.12620043

>>12619965
Get out. Best or nothing. And she's the best.

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>>12620043
I heard you wanted best.
I can provide that for you.

>> No.12620092

>>12620058
Her forehead is almost as large as Chihaya (best girl)'s vocal range.

>> No.12620111
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>>12620092
>chihaya
>vocal range
Listening to her sing Megare was painful.

>> No.12620159

>>12620111
Listen to her hit that G5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUxHwa2KkSw#t=215

I bet iori can barely touch E♭5

>> No.12621764

>>12619319
Just do the Chihaya pose

>> No.12623455
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12623455

Chihaya has a FFF cup!

>> No.12623701

>>12623455
Nice try.

>> No.12624669

chihaya would be better off dead

>> No.12627856
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12627856

Don't worry Chihaya, everything will be kaka

>> No.12634979

>>12627856
scary

>> No.12636713

>>12634979
that's kowai to you mister

>> No.12636723

Chihaya is a filthy murderer and doesn't deserve happiness.

>> No.12636884

>>12636723
shut the fuck up edgelord

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>>12616509
Because your life isn't bad enough huh? Are you one of those masochist freaks?

>> No.12638484

>>12636723
>>12638414
Where do you suppose yayoi gets all that genki from? I propose that Yayoi is the real villain, and use ami and mami do do her dirty work (stealing chihaya's genki).

>> No.12638627

>>12638484
She gets her genki from her oishii asagohan

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>>12638484
Chihaya has negative genki so Yayoi would be actually be hurting herself trying to siphon any.

>> No.12639076

I wish Youmu was my gardener

I only have 2 plants and they're on a stand in my apartment and my cat has been hurting them a lot and I don't know what to do and I think Youmu could help

>> No.12639082

I want to lick Chihaya's entire flat, featureless, unappealing, boring body.

>> No.12639121
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>>12639082
Only the first adjective applies the chihaya. The rest is Haruka, the banal idol

>> No.12639236

When she gets a little older and more developed, I want to take Chihaya on her first shopping trip for training bras.

>> No.12639270

I would take Chihaya to the waterpark and stand behind the waterfall with her amidst the ferns and rub my slick wet dick on her boney chest whilst she gets all flustered and excited.

>> No.12639340

>>12639082
>flat
>unappealing
pick one and ONLY one
tsurupettan a great

>> No.12639373

>Chihaya
Oh god. I just realized I'm old enough that she could be my daughter.

. . .

. . .

. . .

HNNNNNNNNNNG...

>> No.12639434

>>12639373
go away

>> No.12639445

>>12616991
Please respond to this
It's quite important

>> No.12640062

Chihaya was the sole redeeming factor of the entire movie.

>> No.12640236
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>>12639445
Younger sister.

>> No.12640598

>>12639445
>>12616991

To be honest I just want an older sister.
If she's like Chihaya that would make very happy.

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>>12640598
chihaya is a happy girl

>> No.12644837

>>12644818
Just a resting "i want to die" face

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>>12644837
chihaya wants to live

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>>12623455

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>>12650909

why?

>> No.12650990

>>12616509

Well OP, I want to inseminate and impregnate your sister.

>> No.12651016

>>12650985
why does she have marijuanas on her swimsuit?

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>>12650985

>> No.12651559

>>12651254
Who would want to live out the rest of their days as femPlank?

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>>12651016
#blazeit

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>>12651559

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>> No.12653489

I wonder if Producer-san only hooks up the idols with wireless mics because Chihaya always looks at the cord longingly if he doesn't?

>> No.12654723
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>>12653489
but Chihaya seems more likely to Sylvia Plath herself

>> No.12658575

>>12651254
i want to lick chihaya's belly

>> No.12658618

>>12658575

I know

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12658729

>>12658575
the usual tequila spot is a no-go, but with a stomach like that we can just have the tequila in her belly button and the salt and lime nearby.

>> No.12660618

>>12658729
what the hell is the usual tequila spot

>> No.12660623

>>12660618
Her _____

>> No.12660628

>>12660623
please don't misuse the spoiler feature

>> No.12660750

>>12660623
Please don't analogize her breasts to underscores, thanks. She's taking supplements and does not want to be burdened by old and out of date presumptions!

>> No.12660768

>>12660750
Flat girls are the sexiest. Who would want big, saggy tits? Ew, gross.

>> No.12661370

>>12660628

make me, you autistic fuckwad

>> No.12661385

>>12650968
Fake tits with Chihaya!

>> No.12661405
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>>12661385

>> No.12661411

>>12661405
So smug.

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12661419

>>12661411

isn't it great?

>> No.12661697

>>12661405
Nice try, Chihaya. We can see the cutlets.

>> No.12663781

>>12661697
Those are just extra shock absorbers for her extra large tatas!

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Chihaya needs to understand that she is beautiful, even without breasts. Would you teach her this fact with your dick?

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>>12654723
jesus christ

>> No.12663979

>>12663900
She's ok. She's an inferior Azusa, which is by no means an insult.

>> No.12664560

>>12663900
I would teach her this fact with marriage.

>> No.12664595

>>12664560
Marriage to the forever-bottle-feeding idol!

>> No.12664813

今井さんかわいい

>> No.12665528

>>12664813
そ思うかね

>> No.12665587

>>12663968
Chihaya has huge brains, which means she has huge IQ

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12665761

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24585998

Ow my heart

>> No.12665766

>>12665761

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24736774

No head mic version. God Chihaya has sexy shoulders.

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>>12616509
I wish I could say it gets better, Anon, but I'm not sure it does or ever will.

I suppose it's a small victory that I'm more excited about living than I have been in the last 5 years, I guess.

What's hashing your mellow, friend?

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12672495

>>12619796
>meanwhile in AKB49

>> No.12672898

I wish Haruka is my sister-in-law

>> No.12672955

Test

>> No.12673464

>>12672898
I'm so sorry you feel this way. Do you want to talk?

>> No.12677844

>>12672898
why?

>> No.12678554

>>12672898
I wish Haruka was my wife.

>> No.12678729

>>12678554
I think that's even more disgusting.

>> No.12679176

>>12672898
>>12678554

There are numbers you can call for this kind of stuff. What happened, anon? Who hurt you?

>> No.12679220

I want fondle Chihaya's big breats!

>> No.12680125

>>12679220
Chihaya only gives chiisaizuris to people who are fluent in English!

>> No.12680563

>>12678729
Haruka's body is so repulsive.
Those asymmetrical, drooping breasts.
That flat, sagging ass.
That generic, undefined face.

I love it. I want Haruka to be my disgusting wife.

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>>12680563
T-that's nice, Anon. Y-you go and have a n-nice time.

>> No.12683978

I want to raise Chihaya.

>> No.12684526

>>12683978
Me too, Anon. I'll be her foster parent(foster aniisan?).

>> No.12685211

>>12683978
Me too! I would love to be her daddy, changing her diapers and taking her to play at the park!

>> No.12688004 [DELETED] 

>>12685211
I avoid that problem by being chronically poor.

>> No.12693864

I wish Chihaya was related to me.

>> No.12693872

I wish I could sing like Chihaya.

>> No.12694240

>>12693872
It's all about breathing and breath control, Anon. Work those abs and you too could have a set of pipes.

Not teenage girl/Japanese woman VA high, in terms of pitch, but you know, you could probably fill in on a rock album.

>> No.12694262

>>12694240
My throat has problems the doctors can't figure out so my voice varies from me coughing a lot to hoarse.

>> No.12694265

>>12694262
Hoarse works for Leonard Cohen. You just need to find your genre.

What music moves you?

>> No.12694274

>>12694265
Leonard Cohen doesn't sing like Chihaya.

>> No.12694276

>>12694274
Yeah, but neither will you. Do what you can, though!

>> No.12694820

>>12694240
Pitch isn't everything. It's all about dat timbre. You can go as high as you want in falsetto or whistle if you can, but you'll still sound like shit

>> No.12694871

>>12694820
Didn't mean to imply that it was, but you're still right. Lots of things go into a good singing voice.

>> No.12695065

>>12694871
Almost the entirety of im@s songs are contained within an octave starting at middle C. While that tenor C is a little high for most males in the modal range, it's not really out of the realm of possibility to be able to sing every single im@s song. Good luck pursuing your dreams anon!

>> No.12695109

>>12695065
I'm now manually imagining a male cover of the m@ster 蒼い鳥. I'm...not opposed. You don't usually hear men with such clarity as 今井, though. It'd be a special guy.

I think for basically every girl that isn't Chihaya (due to the technicality) and their songs a male could perform, although I'm not entirely sure if the results would be...pleasing.

>> No.12702911

>>12695065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUxHwa2KkSw

>> No.12702919
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Is your favorite Chihaya objectively the best Chihaya?

Would have been hilarious if they gave her one more point in either dance or visual

>> No.12702930

>>12702919
What a joke to miss. C'mon, Japan, you were so close.

>> No.12703756

>>12702911
But who can sing this? Chihaya and Yukiho, but she can only sing it in falsetto. Also, this song only hits a high G.

Try this one, where she hits a G♯, although it could be argued that it's not her http://tindeck.com/listen/cdau
Regardless, she still sings the whole song like 3 notes higher than all the other idols are comfortable with.

>> No.12704898

>>12703756
Your knowledge of music so far outstrips mine I can no longer meaningfully contribute.

I should've been taking some music classes too.

>> No.12704954

>>12703756
So I actually listened to that track now that I have the time. Fuck, man, that is fucking banging.

Those japs can play ball when they're motivated.

I hear what you mean, though. This is a goddamn challenging song.

>> No.12706174

When you put 如月千早 into drinkify, it returns 6 ounces of bombay sapphire.

It knows blues attract blues.

>> No.12709473

Not sure where to ask, does anyone actually play the million live mobile browser game? I'm trying to do a reset so I can start over. I've unlinked the app from my account, which claims it'll delete the game data, but when I hope back in, all the data is still there. Is there a way to do a complete reset?

>> No.12709529

>>12709473
I have no idea personally, but you could try the /@/ general >>>/vg/86712764

They'd probably be able to get you straight.

>> No.12713863

>>12703756
where is this song from

>> No.12713898

>>12713863
Namassuka special 5
http://vgmdb.net/album/35672

>> No.12714501

>>12713863
>>12713898
Make sure to get a nice quality CD rip. That one in the link above is pretty crank, and it's a magnificent song to have shit on by bad compression.

>> No.12714657

I want Chihaya to sing while my dick is in her throat—cordjob

>> No.12715216

>>12714657
I bet the uvula vibrating from going la ~ la ~ la ~ would feel tingly.

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>>12651564
What do you think Chihaya is like high?

Is she unrepently melodramatic, genki stealing ur-witch or does she get so high she can't remember where her feet or legs went as she listens to a playlist made by a college student that's nothing but Goldfish and Bob Marley?

>> No.12724278

>>12724267
idol threads over 30 days old will now self-delete! make a new thread!

>> No.12724283

>>12724278
I'm not a /jp/ regular, is that actually a thing or are you just yankin' my chain?

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>> No.12724864

>>12724858
I didn't get this part.

>> No.12724865

>>12724278
is this just idol threads or is it a new board-wide or site-wide feature?

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>>12724864

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>> No.12724886

>>12724872
Thank you friend

>> No.12725037

>>12724864
P's got the fever

He's got it bad, and the only cure is to dance it out.

>>12724865
I don't even know how the board tells/discriminates what a thread is or isn't.

>> No.12725249

>>12724886
caw

>> No.12725253

>>12725037
well, this thread is on auto-sage despite not hitting the bump limit, and the kotori thread also started auto-sageing early. However, other older threads didn't start to auto-sage

>> No.12725284

>>12725253
Maybe the mods don't like Chihaya or Kotori. Those bastards.

I really don't know how to explain it. shit's weird.

>> No.12725415

>>12725284
I LOVE CHIHAYA

>> No.12725424

>>12725415
Then take us off autosage!

>> No.12726219

>>12725424
No, a new thread must be made.

>> No.12727905

>>12640598
i'll be your older sister. how old are you

>> No.12728036

>>12727905
28, dude

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