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Anonymous Sun, Oct 19, 2014 23:36:46 No.12609161 [Reply] [Original]

Which touhou is statistically most likely to become teen pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 19, 2014 23:45:07 No.12609179 sakuya because she can manipulate time around cocks

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 19, 2014 23:48:58 No.12609188 Touhou girls do not have sex, please brush up on the lore OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 19, 2014 23:56:29 No.12609199 Most of them are already of age of getting married.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 19, 2014 23:58:02 No.12609205 The one that's not wearing pantyhose /thighhighs So they're all about even.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 19, 2014 23:59:46 No.12609210 I don't think any of them are even teenagers?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 00:30:10 No.12609285 Ran since her womb is probably the most likely to be able to hold a child for 10+ years.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 00:58:03 No.12609326 File: 116 KB, 256x472, Ran.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12609285 What womb? She's built like a boy and looks like one to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 01:02:47 No.12609334 >>12609161 Post the rest of it. All 100 of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 01:06:42 No.12609340 Sanae because she is canonically the biggest slut

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 01:45:08 No.12609383 >>12609326 I'll fight you if you keep posting this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 02:03:40 No.12609412 File: 134 KB, 1030x366, 1377956797469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12609179

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 02:45:18 No.12609507 >>12609340 I always just went along with it without question, but why exactly do people call Sanae a slut?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 03:07:57 No.12609554 >>12609507 People say she must be lewd because she's from the outside world that has a society with bigger focus on sex. Or something like that. Nowadays it's because she has more hentais of her than anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 03:18:41 No.12609573 >>12609507 Just butthurt Sakuya fags upset she got replaced by Sanae in the games.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 03:48:09 No.12609633 >>12609507 because ZUN said it was canon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 04:18:01 No.12609687 >>12609554 > more hentais of her than anyone else. [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 04:35:59 No.12609720 File: 87 KB, 375x309, image014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12609179

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 05:14:11 No.12609803 >>12609285 Oh I get it. Pregnant with a teen. You're so clever, dude. I love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 08:20:54 No.12610122 In my Gensokyo contraception magic exists.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 08:33:15 No.12610148

>>12609687
The Touhou with the greatest number of hentai doujinshi is probably Sakuya, because she's the oldest Windows character (who qualified for the prestigious 2002 slut award). Reimu is probably a close second.

Sanae (2007) is 5 years behind. Although the rate at which Sanae hentai is being produced is probably greater than the rate at which Sakuya hentai is being drawn today, it's hard to say who has more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 08:37:27 No.12610154 >>12610148 Just checked. Sadpanda boasts 76 pages of Sakuya hentai, versus only 54 pages of Sanae hentai. This is, of course, not a definitive answer and only represents doujins that have been scanned and uploaded. But it's not worthless data.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 08:44:09 No.12610170 >>12610154 Oops, filtered out to just doujinshi, it's 32 pages for Sakuya and 27 pages for Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 08:44:39 No.12610172 >>12610154 Holy shit, so Sakuya is still the queen of slut then. Sanae needs to whore herself out more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 08:52:33 No.12610185 >>12610172 >Sanae needs to whore herself out more. I don't think you fully understand the ramifications of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 08:54:24 No.12610187 >>12610185 For faith, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 09:14:57 No.12610227 >>12610154 >>12610170 Reimu easily wins when it comes to the most amount of porn, both doujinshi and fanart. This is a well known fact.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 09:19:42 No.12610245 >>12610227 Well, Sanae still has the honor of having an entire corridor of H doujin dedicated to her in a Comiket.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 17:22:05 No.12611482 I made this thread ironically, dumbshits....

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 17:40:37 No.12611523 Yukari!

Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 17:42:53 No.12611530

>>12610227
Reimu: 37
Sakuya: 32
Patchouli: 32
Marisa: 29
Remilia: 29
Sanae: 27
Yukari: 26
Flandre: 26

While it is true that EoSD was released 5 years prior to MoF, the doujinshi from those 5 years combine for a total of less than one page per character, except for Reimu, who has about a page and a half from that period.

Statistically, Reimu is the biggest whore and Sakuya is the biggest slut. Patchouli also has been fucked a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:09:22 No.12611593 yuuka

Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:21:42 No.12611620

>>12609161
Reimu, Sakuya, and Sanae, and Marisa are the only characters who are even possible to get teenpregnant, because they're the only ones who are teens in the first place.

Out of those four, I think Marisa would have sex first. She's a pagan witch, and witches are very pro-sex. Reimu and Sanae are Shinto and probably celibate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:27:49 No.12611631 >>12611620 Surely the more pro-sex you are, the more you are likely to know about contraception devices / techniques, though?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:30:33 No.12611644 >>12611620 What if when Marisa gives birth she spreads her legs very quick and yells 'MASTAH SPAAAAAHK!' and shoots a massive laser out of her baby place?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:36:54 No.12611644,1 >>12611482 What the fuck janishit, delete this shitty thread and ban me already you fuck.

>>	Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:38:34 No.12611671 >>12611631 Hm... That's actually a good point. By that logic, it would probably be Sakuya then, because she lives in a mansion with a bunch of girls and is probably not very knowledgable about sex stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:40:22 No.12611674 >>12611671 Sakuya has some level of medical training, or she wouldn't have been able to dissect all those prostitutes in Whitechapel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:44:42 No.12611674,1 >>12611644,1 I reported this shitty thread but he won't delete it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:45:11 No.12611680 >>12610245 lol what a slut

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:46:44 No.12611680,1 heh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 18:52:08 No.12611680,2 i wonder if i can get the janitor to delete a random thread by saying i made it :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 19:32:51 No.12611830 OP

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 11:06:03 No.12614068 Do Touhous even have periods?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 12:34:59 No.12614318 >>12609412 source? google gives nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 13:20:43 No.12614471 >>12609412 >>12614318 I'm actually kinda impressed with myself. I was able to recognize the artstyle form that small crop.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 13:23:11 No.12614481 >>12614471 well..tell me the name...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 13:29:46 No.12614494 >>12614481 heh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 13:36:14 No.12614513 >>12609720 epic

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 13:51:33 No.12614564 >>12609720 >>12614513 i don't get it. is that a pregnancy tester?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 14:14:38 No.12614614 >>12614564 Yes, it's the latest rad meme. >>12597836

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 14:24:13 No.12614639 >>12614614 >latest I'm not sure if a month old futaba meme can be considered "latest".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 14:30:06 No.12614659 >>12614639 It's just a case of time-lag between the boards.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 14:56:19 No.12614731 >>12609326 Not this shit again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 20:07:15 No.12615437 >>12614614 >>12614639 http://peterpayne.com/post/100225780252/having-fun-with-the-pregnancy-announcement-meme yeap "too old"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 22, 2014 00:53:50 No.12616159 >>12610170 You need to filter moar. Surely, yuri/futa wouldn't count.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 22, 2014 02:23:43 No.12616350 File: 91 KB, 639x506, sample_c7d1187a5798074dc4e60c5e8913f367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12611620

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 22, 2014 07:44:26 No.12617084 >>12616350 She'll probably have a miscarriage anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 22, 2014 07:46:31 No.12617089 File: 512 KB, 1329x431, meanwhile at Eientei.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not Reisen.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 22, 2014 07:47:38 No.12617093 Bane?

>>	Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed, Oct 22, 2014 07:57:03 No.12617128 >>12609188 This. I'm offended by the very notion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 22, 2014 15:46:58 No.12618341 >>12617089 More of this guy's stuff needs to be translated.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 23, 2014 08:00:55 No.12620748 >>12618341 No, bullying reisen is not okay. Stop being human scum.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 23, 2014 11:40:45 No.12621186 >>12611620 Sakuya can stop things from aging with her time powers. I doubt she's really a teenager, unless we're going with "body of a teenager, but been alive for hundreds of years" definition, in which case most youkai could count too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 23, 2014 13:06:49 No.12621364 >>12609507 Zun said that Sanae was a normal girl who probably had a boyfriend before going to Gensokyo. The Japanese, being unable to comprehend a girl not being pure, started calling her a slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 23, 2014 15:59:03 No.12621816 >>12621186 Sakuya is not a youkai. She is a human like reimu marisa and slutty sanae. They are canonically in their late teens

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 00:26:27 No.12626718 >>12616350 Please do a better job with your edits in the near future. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 00:47:11 No.12626773 >>12621816 It's a horrifically awful feeling when I learned who Reimu was when I was younger than her, and now I'm older than her.

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