When approached by a Suika, the correct course of action is to __________

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Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:22:55 2014 No.12599879 [Reply] [Original]

When approached by a Suika, the correct course of action is to __________

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:26:04 2014 No.12599883 hug

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:29:29 2014 No.12599888 File: 166 KB, 700x550, 1261513198554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post images of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:35:41 2014 No.12599897 File: 104 KB, 800x1300, B0FDYR5CMAEB_iw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] accept

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:37:26 2014 No.12599898 Ask her about Yuugi..

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:38:13 2014 No.12599899 File: 176 KB, 625x720, 9a3e68a4d60ac7e3f26c00bfb7f6eb70.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599897 accept what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:39:55 2014 No.12599901 act like an idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:46:03 2014 No.12599908 sexualize her cunny

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:58:03 2014 No.12599931 Say hello.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:02:41 2014 No.12599938 impregnate

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:14:57 2014 No.12599952 File: 887 KB, 1224x973, 40485369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] offer her something to drink

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:18:19 2014 No.12599959 suikawari

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:21:57 2014 No.12599959,1 put it in!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:02:07 2014 No.12600011 File: 571 KB, 1530x1141, 45945248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] put spats on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:05:50 2014 No.12600014 Whip it out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:08:50 2014 No.12600017 Eat with salt

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:09:34 2014 No.12600018 fuk her right in teh pussa

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:00:42 2014 No.12600270 Put it in

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:06:33 2014 No.12600278 File: 597 KB, 1000x1414, c59c3901cd603193df427c19447b559f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika.....

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:30:18 2014 No.12600319 impregnate the watermelon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:39:17 2014 No.12600329 File: 1.41 MB, 1980x1398, 42931481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:41:48 2014 No.12600332 Sacrifice myself for science and see what happens when you mix oni and human genes together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:54:52 2014 No.12600351 File: 1.10 MB, 1280x800, 1406686755484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jam it in

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:43:44 2014 No.12600499 Throw beans

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:08:46 2014 No.12600552 Undress and genuflect

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri Oct 17 13:13:58 2014 No.12600563 File: 319 KB, 600x900, 1407788584469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] perform a sloppy navelingus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:16:58 2014 No.12600570 >>12599879 Play dead and hope she won't notice you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:19:48 2014 No.12600578 File: 430 KB, 800x800, sui.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tread lightly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:11:25 2014 No.12600714 Make rude comments about the size of her breasts and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:11:56 2014 No.12600717 >>12600714 PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:13:03 2014 No.12600719 >>12600714 You think you'll be able to walk away just like that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:19:30 2014 No.12600917 Cork Ouvert.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:34:02 2014 No.12600917,1 [x]genuflect

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:44:10 2014 No.12601011 >>12599879 Lead her to our Lord, Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:56:22 2014 No.12601044 File: 322 KB, 848x612, ROASTED SOYBEAN FINGER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:44:48 2014 No.12601367 File: 596 KB, 1150x832, 24804728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601044 They're good for your heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:50:47 2014 No.12601394 >>12601367 I love this picture so damn much. Everything about it is just fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:52:30 2014 No.12601398 >>12601367 It's not like they can't close their mouth with that thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:57:45 2014 No.12601416 >>12601398 Maybe there's a ring on the inside?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:36:32 2014 No.12602190 File: 599 KB, 960x768, 1779497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kiss, always kiss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:01:32 2014 No.12602303 >>12599879 Grab a beer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:26:36 2014 No.12602397 File: 727 KB, 1125x1100, '.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Molest

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:28:28 2014 No.12602412 File: 3.13 MB, 2220x3422, suika cornered.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602397 Good luck. Can I have Yuugi if it works out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:28:35 2014 No.12602410 File: 291 KB, 909x1000, 8547128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602397 You wouldn't molest a little oni would you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:29:53 2014 No.12602419 File: 775 KB, 800x1184, 534ddb6ad1e29aa4a86769c1445bca13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602410 Of course I would. Suika makes my pedophile dick hard. >>12602412 Yes, but you have to return her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:32:51 2014 No.12602432 File: 568 KB, 900x1260, 43697854_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602419 You're probably more likely to get molested by Suika than the other way around, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:34:13 2014 No.12602438 File: 348 KB, 620x877, a9c3a3a1c6ab9a79c9ebc7aafdcc3324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602432 As long as she tells me how sick I am for liking little girls that's fine by me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:38:26 2014 No.12602453 File: 471 KB, 700x988, 40325129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602438 Getting called a gross, disgusting pervert by Suika as she steps on my dick sounds pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:21:10 2014 No.12602599 >>12602432 What are those tumors on her chest? Please excise them immediately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:27:30 2014 No.12602619 File: 1.81 MB, 1903x2681, yuugi bondage12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602419 ...no promises.

>>	Suika Fri Oct 17 23:28:45 2014 No.12602624 File: 1.04 MB, 1200x853, 16b2da29cf048c488787b4f31ab1c34d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602619 Well I only like her since it's hotter to compare a well endowed woman to a loli, so it wouldn't be the end of the world if you kept her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:33:41 2014 No.12602635 File: 734 KB, 800x1000, yuugi is a cow1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602624 My hypothetical plans for Yuugi are very, very long term. Returning would impossible. I'd really appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:34:47 2014 No.12602639 File: 633 KB, 900x1400, 53af882bf4144fd960371d7ebf194213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602635 Would I be able to come over with my Suika and use them both?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:38:28 2014 No.12602656 >>12602639 This is my favorite one from that artist. Please put a condom on me Suika!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:41:17 2014 No.12602671 File: 807 KB, 2164x3103, yuugi bondage2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602639 Oh, sure. That'd be great for me too; more use for Yuugi, and shows her that one of her potential rescuers is out of commission.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:43:09 2014 No.12602683 >>12602599 She can change her size at will you know...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:44:32 2014 No.12602694 >>12601367 The more you eat, the more you fart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:07:21 2014 No.12602769 File: 273 KB, 500x600, 41527533_big_p30.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602624 Do you want Suika to be more self-conscious about her chest size? >>12602694 I wonder what Suika's farts smell like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:08:33 2014 No.12602773 File: 107 KB, 1000x1402, 244197f168230028435c1e43d59ef07e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602769 It'd be cute, yes. It'd be even better if she realized she's attractive to lolicons though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:12:47 2014 No.12602790 File: 525 KB, 1000x900, ec2c6a6f-5f90-4550-b48b-1ff7539df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599898 My nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:14:02 2014 No.12602798 >>12602683 She should stop then. Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:14:32 2014 No.12602799 >>12602694 Beans burn oni; think molten lead or something. I don't think they can digest them. >>12602773 Does she want molesters to be attracted to her, though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:15:22 2014 No.12602804 File: 422 KB, 800x657, 26030382 tl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika is cutest when she's crying. But aside from beans, how do you make Suika cry?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:15:56 2014 No.12602807
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>>12602799
Well she can change her size. It's not a far stretch to imagine that she could change her figure too. I think she's a lolita who likes turning on pedos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:19:42 2014 No.12602832 File: 1.54 MB, 1870x2764, suika3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602807 I think she just likes that form. >>12602804 Deny her beer, throw parties and don't invite or tell her, assorted normal stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:21:54 2014 No.12602839 File: 828 KB, 1200x1789, 24be7b206e27c6bbd1f55d8aa60769f3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602832 Don't crush my dreams. Sexually promiscuous lolis are a miracle of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:26:41 2014 No.12602863 File: 260 KB, 800x600, suika.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602839 Bleh. To each their own.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:26:54 2014 No.12602865
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>>12602832
I think those would make her angry, not cry. Also, aside from the question of how I would get others to come to my party in the first place, if others notice that I'm being mean to Suika they probably won't like it too much.

>>12602839
Indeed, second only to tearful lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:29:05 2014 No.12602868 File: 345 KB, 834x710, suika vs beans2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602865 Wouldn't they? Do people like Suika?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:30:53 2014 No.12602873 File: 604 KB, 1290x1340, 42175995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602868 I think so. Reimu is mean to people she likes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:44:12 2014 No.12602897 >>12602865 Free alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 08:13:23 2014 No.12603762 File: 399 KB, 999x896, 1360519847606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 09:50:09 2014 No.12603869 How can a little girl be so sexual? Literally every image in this thread makes my dick threaten to burst through my pants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:38:52 2014 No.12603921 File: 96 KB, 1022x727, nn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hot off the presses

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:53:49 2014 No.12604151 >>12599879 Bring beer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:56:25 2014 No.12604320 File: 998 KB, 1000x1250, 31928167.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603921 Suika wearing my favorite outfit in Gensokyo. My soul feels enlightened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:11:00 2014 No.12604350 File: 36 KB, 454x325, what a cute scoop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603921

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:17:55 2014 No.12604360 I want to get splinters from a suika paizuri!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:10:56 2014 No.12604474 >>12604360 I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:21:21 2014 No.12604500 File: 361 KB, 531x743, d49db73668fcd6835690354b4e0e9f30.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603921 Time to fap

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:05:05 2014 No.12604740 >>12603921 Aw man, why does it have to be such a low res.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:22:56 2014 No.12605286 File: 521 KB, 1024x768, 43829642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only I were stronger than an oni for a day...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:25:29 2014 No.12605294 >>12605286 Are oni the sort to hold grudges and take revenge?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:27:34 2014 No.12605299 >>12605286 >>12605294 I don't like where this is going.....

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:27:46 2014 No.12605300 >>12605286 What if Suika likes being overpowered?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:34:22 2014 No.12605313 File: 1.07 MB, 1000x1250, 37463611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605294 If the revenge is sexual, then I hope so. >>12605300 Even better, I love a little girl that likes it rough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:35:17 2014 No.12605314 File: 93 KB, 523x464, suika YEAHHH!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605300 But how would she know? Suika doesn't get overpowered.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:36:24 2014 No.12605315
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>>12605313
>I love a little girl
Anon, you are sick. Seek help.
Only pedos like flat bodies and horns.

>>12605314
Even more reason why she'd want to be overpowered. Time to get /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:41:24 2014 No.12605328 File: 827 KB, 708x1000, 46073466_big_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605314 Then it'd be a wonderful new experience for the both of us. >>12605315 The only help I seek is in the numerous lewd images of Suika I have.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat Oct 18 20:47:05 2014 No.12605343 File: 587 KB, 703x1000, 45066559_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605315 >Only pedos like flat bodies and horns. I like flat bodies and horns, and I'm not a pedophile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:47:56 2014 No.12605345 >>12605315 >Time to get /fit/. Yeah, that's going to help against a highest class devil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:48:09 2014 No.12605347 File: 709 KB, 900x1400, 868b3c1316f023e088b0c421a33746e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605343 >Alabama Yes you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:49:10 2014 No.12605355 File: 727 KB, 1080x1080, 1407625149378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605345 Haven't you learned anything from shounen anime anon? Willpower is greater than physics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:50:57 2014 No.12605360 File: 455 KB, 900x1400, 43542471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605347 If loving this body is wrong, then I am truly grateful I am not right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:51:48 2014 No.12605362 Does Suika only drink sake, or would she drink beer or vodka or rum also?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:53:21 2014 No.12605370 When is ZUN going to give us some western devils? I want a western devil loli.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat Oct 18 20:54:08 2014 No.12605373 File: 129 KB, 1099x1201, 35505777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605347 I'm not a pedophile. I like a wide range of body types.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:54:56 2014 No.12605374 >>12605362 She drinks sake because she has a never ending source of sake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:57:25 2014 No.12605381 >>12605374 Not answering the question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:57:30 2014 No.12605382 Suika can turn into mist and change her size. How could you ever overpower her? Or the capturing earlier, for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:11:13 2014 No.12605443 >>12605382 With American ingenuity

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:12:46 2014 No.12605448 >>12605382 >overpower Hahahaha, yeah right. No, Suika is one that you outsmart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:13:21 2014 No.12605452 File: 341 KB, 750x1049, Reisen Crank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605382 Change her wavelength.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:14:16 2014 No.12605454 >>12605448 Or you could just wait until she passes out drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:15:22 2014 No.12605458 >>12605452 Why is Meiling there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:15:33 2014 No.12605459 >>12605454 As if THAT would ever happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:16:03 2014 No.12605463 >>12605448 Agreed. But how? Even if you outsmart her, she can likely get out of any result of that. Girl's got so many outs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:16:31 2014 No.12605467 >>12605458 Because she's a chink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:16:36 2014 No.12605468 >>12605458 To deliver the heart that was made in her country

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:16:45 2014 No.12605469 >>12605458 Why not?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:23:06 2014 No.12605495

>>12605454
Yeah, probably not a thing that's going to happen.
>>12605463
Well, she can be held to her word - she doesn't lie. Probably by pumping up her ego and then challenging her to do something impossible with failure being your "punishment" of choice.

Chances are she's smart enough to not fall for it though, so some sort of challenge where there's roughly equal ground("I bet I can brew a better beer" or some such, whatever you talent is) that would eliminate the difference in raw power and minimize the risk of failure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:34:55 2014 No.12605555 >>12605495 >Well, she can be held to her word - she doesn't lie. I cannot believe I forgot about that... Suika's drunk a lot, right? Could try for a lapse in judgement and make an unfair bet or one strongly in your favor?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:37:18 2014 No.12605562
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>>12605454
That's not fun at all, then. She needs to be awake and lucid. Her expressions would be half the enjoyment.

>>12605495
That's probably the most likely scenario. Whatever the challenge, if she fails, then she'd have to do whatever I say for a day. I'd make her swear on her pride as an oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:38:31 2014 No.12605567 >>12605562 Just a day?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:40:59 2014 No.12605576

>>12605555
>Suika's drunk a lot, right? Could try for a lapse in judgement and make an unfair bet or one strongly in your favor?
Probably not. Suika's not some college co-ed new to the drinking world, and who even says oni get drunk the same as humans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:44:17 2014 No.12605589 >>12605576 I've always pictured her as often drunk. When you're that strong and carefree, why not?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:46:14 2014 No.12605594
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>>12605567
The greater the penalty for losing the more suspicious she'd be. I'd be tricking her, after all. I'd be sure to make use of the full 24 hours, though.

Besides, I'd want to see how she'd act once she's no longer under my control. If I'm killed or injured, well, it was probably worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:47:35 2014 No.12605600 >>12605589 Suika's not some kid, she's been around for hundreds of years. I'm saying she's probably got enough self-awareness to know that she shouldn't be so drunk that she goes around making promises she knows she can't/won't keep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:49:36 2014 No.12605606 >>12599879 Everytime I scroll by this thread I feel an urge to open that image and look at it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:51:37 2014 No.12605614 >>12605594 ...I wonder... Let's say she agrees to be at your command for a day. Could you then command her to make more agreements? >>12605600 Fair point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:56:26 2014 No.12605626 >>12605614 >Could you then command her to make more agreements? Obviously not. It's not an agreement if you command her to make it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:00:41 2014 No.12605643 >>12605594 >Looking at the condom which was just used in her pussy God damn this is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:00:51 2014 No.12605644 >>12605626 I meant you could make her make promises. Or does that not count as her word, so not meaning it is ok? I want to make this work so bad.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:00:55 2014 No.12605645
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>>12605614
I think she'd certainly complain about it, but if you're good enough with words, you might be able to get some results. At the worst I think you might be able to compromise and agree not to force her into any more agreements as long as she doesn't do anything to you after the 24 hour period is up... But I don't think you could turn her into a slave or anything.

>>12605626
That's for legally-bound agreements. I don't know what the legal system in Gensokyo or in Japan around the time Gensokyo was formed says. Besides, what matters is if she thinks she should follow them with her oni moral beliefs which is different from a human's.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:07:51 2014 No.12605663

>>12605594
>If I'm killed or injured, well, it was probably worth it.
Well if you just fuck her all day long she'll probably be pretty pissed about it.

Best bet would probably be taking her out to do hopelessly romantic and sappy shit in an attempt to woo her over proper.
>>12605644
>I meant you could make her make promises. Or does that not count as her word, so not meaning it is ok?
If you command her to make a promise, she's not really making a promise. It's the same thing as a forced confession, and ultimately meaningless.
>>12605645
I doubt Suika would go for it even a little.

And, thinking over it, probably even her original agreement would have limits to it - i.e. things she can't do because of her principles, like lying, would be off limits from the start. She'd probably reply with
>Well anything means anything I can do. I can't do that.
if you told her to lie.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:09:05 2014 No.12605667

>>12605645
>But I don't think you could turn her into a slave or anything.
I'm not convinced. A day of commands over someone who can't lie is so strong.
What about more bets?

Listen to all this loop-hole hunting and scheming. No wonder they got sick of us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:13:24 2014 No.12605675 >>12605667 Yeah, even Suika'd be sick of your punk bitch ass pretty quick. You'd never even get far enough into her circle of friends to exercise this plan.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:14:21 2014 No.12605676
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>>12605663
>>Well anything means anything I can do. I can't do that.
I could say, "You didn't tell me that. You said anything, and if you can't do this then that means you're a liar."

If she said it in the beginning I could try arguing that she is physically capable of doing it, so she can't say that she can't do that. However, I wouldn't make her do something like that if it tore her apart that much, but I'd sure love to see her anguished facial expressions before I tell her I'm just kidding.

>>12605667
She'd be much more wary of a second bet, I wouldn't rely on that method.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:18:59 2014 No.12605690
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>>12605676
>I'd sure love to see her anguished facial expressions before I tell her I'm just kidding.
I would wager it would be in the realm of "really kind of very fucking pissed off."

You won't win her heart by being an asshole, anon. If you take your one day and spend it treating her like sh she'll never talk to you again.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:23:54 2014 No.12605709
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>>12605690
Not if I break her enough before hand. But even if I don't, it's fine. An angry Suika is cute, too.

That's true, but I don't think I can stop being who I am, a sadist. I did say dying for this would probably be worth it, so it's fine if it kills me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:27:11 2014 No.12605720 >>12605690 So what would happen if you spend the day showing her the interests and wonders of the human world? Like taking her to an American restaurant and going to see Guardians of the Galaxy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:32:17 2014 No.12605731 Do you people really think you can trick or break a thousand years old devil? Really?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:34:08 2014 No.12605736

>>12605709
>Not if I break her enough before hand.
I don't know that breaking her would be possible. She's probably been through a lot and will always have
>When this day is over I can rip his throat out
>>12605720
Well, gotta figure going into it she'd be pretty bitter over losing
>I can't believe I lost too a human
>Argh I gotta listen to this dweeb for a whole day
so if you go off and have a fun time instead of treating her like a fucktoy or something she'll probably be more likely to be willing to hang in the future. Like if you were just like "I just wanted to hang with you one-on-one and have a good time" you might even be able to score future dates.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat Oct 18 22:34:37 2014 No.12605738 >>12605731 It's amusing to watch the idiocy, though.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:36:30 2014 No.12605742

>>12605690
See, this is why I'd so much prefer Yuugi to this. Easier to trap incredible strength then slightly less strength and density control.

>>12605675
Screw befriending beforehand. Be dramatic! Be gutsy! March into some Hakurei Shrine party, point right at her face, and shout "Suika! I challenge you to this bet!"
Who dares wins!

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:40:36 2014 No.12605754
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>>12605742
>"Suika! I challenge you to this bet!"
"I'll take you bet if you can beat me in a drinking contest."

The day ends with you dying as your liver has given up.

Suika probably wouldn't make such an outrageous bet with someone she didn't know unless she was sure she could win. Even in cases were she couldn't, she'd probably only go for the bet if she felt the person was trustworthy.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:40:47 2014 No.12605756
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>>12605731
Being old doesn't necessarily mean you're smart. If you bide your time and wait for an opening you could certainly trick her.

>>12605736
Not necessarily break, but more like hurting her pride. Like making her wet herself. But I'd sure be troubled if she's fine with that and urinates her pants with a defiant smirk. Though that might not be so bad, either...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:42:22 2014 No.12605760 >>12605736 Suika's not the the type to mope over a loss or hold your victory against you. That's not very oni-like at all. >>12605738 What you call idiocy I call ambition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:43:16 2014 No.12605764 >>12605738 At least there's some kind of discussion.....

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:43:58 2014 No.12605766 >>12605760 Maybe not, but she probably wouldn't be terribly happy about it either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:46:31 2014 No.12605773 >>12605766 Nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:48:31 2014 No.12605778 >>12605360 >this artist God damn

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:49:25 2014 No.12605782 File: 1.42 MB, 1773x2564, suika4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605756 >But I'd sure be troubled if she's fine with that and urinates her pants with a defiant smirk. Well that's a great image.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:57:37 2014 No.12605793 File: 481 KB, 1320x1120, 32143752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605782 It needs to be drawn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:59:37 2014 No.12605798 >>12605793 Drop the "she's fine with that" bit and I'd agree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:06:58 2014 No.12605820 File: 298 KB, 500x600, 6c0c07bf72e71cb1dd3c1b9e9043c5f6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to pet her head

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:09:14 2014 No.12605826 File: 105 KB, 500x691, 12213543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605820 どうぞ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:24:43 2014 No.12605849 File: 233 KB, 1637x1553, suika vs beans4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just use beans you dopes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:32:19 2014 No.12605861 File: 398 KB, 678x926, 8561297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605849 Using beans isn't bad, but tricking her is more fun, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:47:52 2014 No.12605900 Post more Suika with giant, sagging, milky, swinging oni chichi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:56:58 2014 No.12605912 drink with

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:14:58 2014 No.12605948 Guys I need to know, why does suika have euclidean geometry like spheres, cubes, tetrahedrons and stuff hanging off her?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:22:31 2014 No.12605972
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>>12599879
invite to go drinking at a fancy mexican restaurant. After several rounds of tequila shots my dinner arrives with a side of refried beans which I employ to destroy her.

And if she tries that expanding shit in there, well she'll only expand into beans.

Remove youkai

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:02:07 2014 No.12606059 >>12605948 For decoration.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:02:37 2014 No.12606213 File: 265 KB, 800x1131, 23432033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605948 I notice most artists don't draw them. ...It's for the best, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:04:57 2014 No.12606632 fugg in da butt

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:46:39 2014 No.12606799 >>12605972 Youkai a shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:28:48 2014 No.12606918 File: 589 KB, 770x800, 1413721728343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:44:50 2014 No.12606959 Awwww.... I wanna fuck a loli oni.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:27:04 2014 No.12607170 File: 498 KB, 537x759, reimusuika3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599879 lick kneepit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:39:08 2014 No.12607191 I want to fuck Suika so bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:15:18 2014 No.12607382 >>12605793 That's not pee!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:16:33 2014 No.12607630 File: 463 KB, 1200x1400, eeea27b6f1ffa182593c34756b0ff2b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607170 Then go straight to her feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:17:30 2014 No.12607632 >>12601394 except it's probably impossible to chain an oni up by standard means without seals

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:04:41 2014 No.12607770
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>>12605948
From Curiosities of Lotus Asia Chapter 22
>Close to that, the extremely bright Orion’s Belt is called by youkai the Ibuki-douji constellation and indicates the Ibuki-douji’s three powers of harmony, finite, and infinite.
That's one of the interpretations of the painting by Gibon Sengai. (pic related)
And Suika is of course a character based on the youkai Ibuki-douji form the Japanese folklore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:16:55 2014 No.12607794 >>12607632 Who says there isn't any seals? Also beans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:18:50 2014 No.12607798 File: 42 KB, 550x487, Pussy[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599879

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:28:30 2014 No.12607812 >>12607798 Gross, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:35:24 2014 No.12607833 >>12607812 Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:24:31 2014 No.12608419 File: 397 KB, 732x1024, 35743446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you think Suika likes it? I think she likes to be on top.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:27:24 2014 No.12608426 >>12608419 Only because she has a massive inferiority complex. Abuse that if your dare for the best sex of your life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:38:08 2014 No.12608941 The best course is intercourse, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:53:24 2014 No.12609074 Yo what the fuck is up with these beans? Also slap some five and get shitfaced

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:17:34 2014 No.12609114 >>12609074 Oni are weak against beans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:26:22 2014 No.12609133 >>12609114 Japan calls clits beans. Does she always have an itch, or does it sting like an std?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:49:31 2014 No.12609638 File: 147 KB, 855x681, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602807 Just like Tewi!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 04:27:39 2014 No.12609709 File: 1.12 MB, 1470x1000, 16959067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12609638 And Suwako. Best loli trio.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 04:37:53 2014 No.12609726 File: 85 KB, 620x752, 324235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12609638 I want Tewi to bully me with her bunny butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 07:16:45 2014 No.12609994 File: 175 KB, 900x1042, bump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599879 smile and conceal boner

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 07:29:26 2014 No.12610015 >>12609994 /jp/ is a worksafe board. Please delete your offending image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 07:50:48 2014 No.12610046 >>12610015 pls no bully mr censorship-man

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 08:11:05 2014 No.12610098 >>12610015 Why is /jp/ a worksafe board when nobody has a job?

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 08:18:15 2014 No.12610116
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>>12610098
I don't know. Talking about which 2hu you would like to fug, what onahole is coming in the mail today, or what doujin you just fapped to should technically be as NSFW as it gets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 08:20:11 2014 No.12610120 >>12599879 I just noticed, but Suika is pretty much a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 08:31:44 2014 No.12610145 >>12610098 It's not about being worksafe but to prevent threads from becoming porn dumps which is why occasional lewd pic isn't an issue on any board. If you are worried about getting fired then how about you GET BACK TO WORK!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 08:45:58 2014 No.12610174 >>12610145 pls don't abuse the surprise box

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 08:50:28 2014 No.12610182 >>12610174 Sorry. I just dislike writing in all caps and wanted to hide my shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 08:57:22 2014 No.12610193 >>12610182 It's okay, don't do it again. The Jay is forgiving for those who realize their mistakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 09:49:27 2014 No.12610315 give her a drink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 10:01:56 2014 No.12610344 >>12606959 >>12607191 This is what this thread is making me think. I also want to massage her horns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 10:08:22 2014 No.12610357 >>12610015 /jp/ isn't a worksafe board anymore because he posted a not save for work image!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 10:30:03 2014 No.12610400 File: 356 KB, 1920x1080, 41641946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] collect, gather, assemble

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 10:49:08 2014 No.12610448 File: 27 KB, 400x360, suika.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12610120 no, she a cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 10:50:26 2014 No.12610451 >>12610098 Sorry, I have a job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 10:50:38 2014 No.12610452 >>12610357 just as according to keikaku

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 10:52:38 2014 No.12610458 File: 159 KB, 465x379, splurt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12610451 This is a Christian imageboard, we do not allow lies here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 10:53:17 2014 No.12610462 >>12610451 Git out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 10:54:39 2014 No.12610464 >>12610458 I don't suppose you have a sauce for that?

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 11:07:32 2014 No.12610482
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>>12610458
>>12610462
If I didn't have a job, I would have more time to read about red-headed youkai lolis, which come close to Suika in greatness. It is regrettable, but I need the moneys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 11:15:30 2014 No.12610500 >>12610464 I don't suppose you're willing to gag on my grotesquely swollen oversized spew stick until your throat pussy's lewd uvula ovulates chunky stomach sap all over my pelvis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 11:18:33 2014 No.12610505 File: 107 KB, 640x480, check em.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12610500

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 11:19:24 2014 No.12610507 >>12610500 I might consider.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 11:21:42 2014 No.12610511 >>12610451 >>12610482 People like you are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 11:23:21 2014 No.12610512 File: 430 KB, 641x534, mfw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12610507 Alrighty: I'm afraid I don't have it. Will you still be my meat toilet? pls respond

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 11:33:10 2014 No.12610537 >>12599879 Ask aboot how the hell Yukurry managed to befriend her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 13:57:19 2014 No.12610837 File: 87 KB, 256x312, the strongest, eh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12610537 >aboot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 19:55:34 2014 No.12611892 >>12610400 bare soft loli butts are the greatest thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:34:46 2014 No.12611981 File: 393 KB, 532x745, Bh_FheiCIAA7_zy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12611892 loli butts in spats are better

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 20:50:25 2014 No.12612021 File: 626 KB, 720x960, 32766340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12611981 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:37:56 2014 No.12612170 File: 461 KB, 876x620, 18192186_big_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12612021 I want to use those butt cheeks as pillows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 21:58:56 2014 No.12612235 File: 743 KB, 900x1400, Suika Disguise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika will never ever break your back with a leg lock, while she's orgasming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:02:24 2014 No.12612243 >>12612235 Good. Having your back broken doesn't sound fun at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:03:31 2014 No.12612247 File: 547 KB, 637x900, Suika Yukata.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12612243 It's not that bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:06:03 2014 No.12612251 File: 84 KB, 850x1100, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12609726 I understand. We are the same, you and I.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:07:59 2014 No.12612256 File: 1.08 MB, 1600x1200, Tewi .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12612251 I think she might bully you with more than her butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:09:17 2014 No.12612257 >>12612247 Yes it is. >>12612251 >>12612256 Get that fucking whore out of here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:15:36 2014 No.12612267 File: 971 KB, 800x1131, 33432568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12612257 What about other lewd stuff, like hand holding?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:19:30 2014 No.12612273 >>12612267 Gross, dude!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:20:35 2014 No.12612282 File: 56 KB, 616x638, reimusuika0 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] parasite oni.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 22:38:39 2014 No.12612356 File: 147 KB, 563x800, 17923833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12612267 I don't know, I've never held a girl's hand before... Does it feel nice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:23:11 2014 No.12612503 >>12612356 I held hands with a girl once, but that was back in elementary school, so I don't remember how it felt like anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:50:19 2014 No.12612588 >>12612503 You could hold your mother's or your imouto's.

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 23:54:59 2014 No.12612609
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>>12612503
Elementary school, huh... It's a shame that even if I held an elementary school girl's hand it wouldn't feel like Suika's because she's so strong.

I wonder if her hand is soft.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 00:00:37 2014 No.12612626 >>12612503 You're bumming me out, dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 03:23:26 2014 No.12613156 File: 148 KB, 722x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12612257 Tewi is not a whore! She is a doctor!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 03:30:44 2014 No.12613177 File: 188 KB, 500x650, 20091102213009f58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12613156 Either way she doesn't belong here. Shoo!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 21 14:30:00 2014 No.12614658 to spend a lazy day with oni girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 02:55:10 2014 No.12616434 File: 84 KB, 593x631, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12613177 Well ok.. I will post a Sukia instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 03:55:36 2014 No.12616564 File: 853 KB, 902x849, 38884128_big_p8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12616434 Suika, not Sukia!

Anonymous Wed Oct 22 05:17:20 2014 No.12616722
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"OY, WHERE'S THE MAIN COURSE? IT'S BEEN DRINKING AND WAITING ALL NIGHT LONG! COME ON!"
At first I thought it was just some crazy lady hollering at nobody in the streets. Kind of a hassle to put up with right in the morning, but at least the weather was nice. Cool, comfy. Misty...
Not far from my doorstep and I saw her, tumbling and turning at the corner. A faded-by-the-fog orange waterfall of hairstrands. Two horns and a frilly dress and a couple of bows. There was no doubt about it! It was her, right into this mortal world.
"YOU! Where is the chef?" Said a daring but clearly dizzy face.
"I... uh, the chef is busy, madam." I played along.
"Oh, he'll be busy alright, just he wait..." Popping her neck and shoulders, the oni girl was determined to cause some commotion.
"If you will, I could offer you a fitting meal."
And with a tired face, she gave in to this easier proposal, waving her hand in dismissal for the chef. And before she made sense of any of it - as if sipping more from that gourd every ten seconds would help it anyway -, she was drooling at my table, waiting for the servings.
I don't know how to cook anything, mind you, but there was some dinner leftovers in the fridge, and that was her breakfast, a banquet for the starved.
"Thanks, boy!" The mischief maker cleaned her mouthsides with the tablecloth as she spoke. "The feast is kinda dead, huh? I wonder where everyone went after the games started..."
By game, of course, I figured alcohol had been playing its role for hours- no, days, else that mighty drinker wouldn't have strayed out to a whole other dimension. And my heart told me not to waste the chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 05:20:35 2014 No.12616728 >>12616722 I'm going to be sad if this ends in abuse.

Anonymous Wed Oct 22 05:41:30 2014 No.12616766
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>>12616722
She smelled funny. My kitchen had a sweet and alcoholic scent flowing around with a thin mist that started to form inside the house.
"Say, Ibuki, this is also a guest house. Would you like to spend the night?" I asked, risking to sound ridiculous with all that sunlight through the window.
"Prepare my bath, then!"
"Eh?"
"And bring me a maiden to help out."
"... but there is only me here."
And for the first time she stopped and actually looked at me, not just glancing at a stranger with the corner of her eyes, but really acknowledging my presence. Analyzing me head to toe, uncertain.
"It'll do." Concluded, and my face became as tinted as her drunken cheeks.
"R-right away, madam!"
I can't quite describe how such a petite girl could be so comfortable with bossing around, but she didn't flinch the slightest when undressing in front of her supposed servant. Nor did she when I rubbed her back and washed her long, longsome hair.
Instead, she just seemed to relax more and more as I took care of the cleaning, closing her eyes in the fumy bathtub. I couldn't tell mist from vapor by that stage, but the alcohol in the air was certainly being replaced by the soft smell of soap and shampoo.

Anonymous Wed Oct 22 06:03:13 2014 No.12616807
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>>12616766
And I rubbed her legs, and cleaned her tiny feet with my own fingers, toe by toe. Her visible ribs and armpits, so soft to the touch...
"You know, human, you don't have to hold it back." Said the silky voice. And, as I stared at her instinctively, "I'm not drunk enough to ignore what you're thinking. But might be drunk enough to let your... misbehavior slip this once." And with a mischievous oni smile, our deal was sealed.
An intimate adventure only me and Suika will ever know about to its full extent. Caresses and deep breath, feeling every inch of my body in contact with hers. No, words couldn't describe it, no matter what.
At my room, clean and nude, she sat on my bed.
"What do you mean this is the only bed? Oh, well, fine, human. But now you own me double."
"Yes, madam!"
There we settled down, my beloved oni awkwardly sitting the back of her head in my chest, so her horns wouldn't get in the way. I embraced her small torso gently, covered by the orange sea of hair. Slowly, the mist made me drowsy once again. And even though it was still morning, sleep came in no time.

I woke up to the sound of cars and dogs far away, but Suika was nowhere to be found, probably gone to where she belongs. Wasn't it for that distant scent of sake still around the corner, I would take it for a crazy, lovely dream. But I know it happened. The mist is still dissolving.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 07:39:57 2014 No.12617075 >>12616722 >>12616766 >>12616807 You expect me to read all that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 08:21:04 2014 No.12617186 >>12616766 >her long, longsome hair. What.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 11:52:40 2014 No.12617714 File: 121 KB, 529x600, Suika_GoM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ask her nicely to crush annoying parasites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 13:39:11 2014 No.12617990 File: 279 KB, 1024x1365, fanime_2013_160_by_pinkirlia-d677yvo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12617075 I don't expect you do anything, anon. I know better than trust you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 14:01:07 2014 No.12618045 >>12612256 Tewi is a prime example of a character that's not even that hot design wise, but personality makes her insanely fuckable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 15:36:26 2014 No.12618306 >>12617714 >crush parasites By changing her density she grows in size but her wight stays just the same, so she wouldn't be able to crush shit. Actually, you could grab giant Suika's feet and topple her

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 18:40:25 2014 No.12618812 >>12618306 Unless the size she normally appears in isn't her native size. She could be 400 lbs. in a small package.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 18:41:34 2014 No.12618814 >>12618812 Suika is a fat fuck whos just sucking her gut in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:15:40 2014 No.12618935 File: 928 KB, 1000x1250, 3103027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12618814 Please don't be mean to my favorite oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:18:27 2014 No.12618945 >>12618306 her in-game spellcards of her crushing people beneath her feet when giant show otherwise. remember she's also an oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:24:59 2014 No.12618969 >>12618306 On the other hand, magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 19:44:27 2014 No.12619041 >>12618812 the ultimate face sitting experience

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 22 21:30:23 2014 No.12619298 >>12618945 Given that she doesn't seem to be so weighty in her small form, I'd wager she has so sort of weight control as well. So she could probably be a 20 lbs giant if she wanted to tease you and be toppled by you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 00:43:16 2014 No.12619740 File: 1.41 MB, 1330x1017, 45045790.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 09:13:28 2014 No.12620861 >>12618812 Over 400 lbs. of pussy and ass!

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Oct 23 09:18:30 2014 No.12620867 The power to control density is also the power to control mass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 16:57:58 2014 No.12621988 File: 670 KB, 1000x1272, 46299031_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika has the power to control my penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 17:12:18 2014 No.12622040 >>12620867 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 18:11:57 2014 No.12622253 try to hide boner, try to not obviously stare at her lewdly, be brave and ask her out on a date, even though she'll say no then masturbate at least once a day while remembering that moment

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Oct 23 18:13:02 2014 No.12622257 >>12622040 You can't just increase or decrease density without accounting for the mass, and you can't modify density without manipulating the mass itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 18:15:51 2014 No.12622268 File: 530 KB, 880x1200, 46494872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12622257 Less physics more Suika

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 18:32:42 2014 No.12622343 File: 287 KB, 1120x1400, 32895314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it normal to get an erection every time I think of Suika?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 18:35:57 2014 No.12622351 >>12622257 What is volume for 200$?

Anonymous Thu Oct 23 18:47:58 2014 No.12622390
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>>12622257
Are you stupid? If you grow both in size and mass, you won't be altering density.

The only way she could become giant AND heavy would be inserting some external source of weight into her cells, like pockets of atmosphere or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 18:52:49 2014 No.12622402 She can create mini black hole, so I don't think mass is an issue

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 18:59:11 2014 No.12622432 File: 387 KB, 1000x1533, 74f97d7e41d48d4fc143d11ec74aa969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12622343 Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 19:02:52 2014 No.12622440 File: 741 KB, 800x1129, 40166868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12622432 Even though her body is like a child's?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 19:08:11 2014 No.12622470 File: 421 KB, 800x1132, df20c957bd6e159aba5767376aced603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12622440 I stopped caring about that long ago. As long as it stays in fantasy land and your not lusting after real girls everything's alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 19:09:44 2014 No.12622478 >>12622440 That is rude. Girls aren't THAT sexy. Also I fucking hate this artist drawing gross ears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 19:15:20 2014 No.12622498 File: 1.28 MB, 1181x1748, 44960779.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12622478 Her ears are cute. I want to kiss them. I want to kiss her all over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 19:21:39 2014 No.12622531 >>12622498 Last time I posted this image, I got banned for "child pornography"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 19:24:49 2014 No.12622542 File: 768 KB, 1181x1748, 44594377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12622531 It does the same thing to my penis as pornography does, so I can see why someone would make that mistake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 20:27:47 2014 No.12622744 File: 160 KB, 537x758, licky licky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to have SEX with Suika! Hear me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 20:46:33 2014 No.12622789 >>12622390 You're assuming that Touhou obey the regular laws of physics. You are wrong. >>12622478 I LOVE how this artist draws her ears.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Oct 23 21:11:05 2014 No.12622856 >>12622351 You can't change volume without manipulating mass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:27:47 2014 No.12622900 >>12622856 YOU FUCKING PIECE OF YOUKAI SNACK, WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT? Haven't you ever seen how density affects matter and their state? I know you're a tripfag, but that doesn't mean you need to be retarded on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:32:08 2014 No.12622912 >>12622856 Sure you can. You can change pressure or temperature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:57:19 2014 No.12622979 File: 474 KB, 698x900, 33428998_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12622900 We he is from Alabama.

Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Oct 23 23:19:38 2014 No.12623197

>>12622912
Or, rather, in her case you can't change volume without changing mass, because her power also has the ability to affect gravitation, which is dependent on mass. So, she cannot control density without also controlling mass.

Making herself larger or smaller without having a corresponding loss or gain in apparent weight to scale also requires manipulation of mass.

Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Oct 23 23:28:16 2014 No.12623237

>>12623197
And you would not typically argue that pressure is relevant to the density of a solid, since they're usually deemed incompressible. If it's expansion, then I guess that is a function which is simply temperature, but you're not going to get a giant Suika from applying heat.

You're going to eventually get an exploding Suika.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 00:00:23 2014 No.12623327 File: 138 KB, 537x759, reimusuikakneepits2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12622744 go further beyond

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 00:57:37 2014 No.12623478 >>12599879 isn't suika something that you just eat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 01:07:09 2014 No.12623513 >>12613156 Damn it Jim, she's a doctor, not a prostitute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 15:15:49 2014 No.12625387 >>12623513 fuck you bones

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 24 21:42:32 2014 No.12626245 >>12599879 ask her if she wants to drink, if by some fluke she says no, force it on her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 16:30:59 2014 No.12628588 File: 205 KB, 1062x752, suika4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 17:14:29 2014 No.12628724 >watermelon What a stupid name lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 25 17:43:49 2014 No.12628815 File: 189 KB, 800x1002, 27532450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12628588 Cute moustache.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 08:53:37 2014 No.12634033 File: 609 KB, 700x800, 1412145654715-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12628724 >anon What a stupid name lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:00:31 2014 No.12634051 File: 1.12 MB, 1332x1140, 46726178_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12634033 Yor sdubid

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 09:50:41 2014 No.12634116 >>12599879 I'd say offer a drink but she already has an unlimited supply of that in her gourd. She doesn't need mine. I guess I will ask how Yuugi is doing. Should I roll a d20 for Yuugi status?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 10:09:16 2014 No.12634156 grab her by the horns and suplex her in order to assert your dominance

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 10:15:36 2014 No.12634172 >>12634116 Yes, please roll for Yuugi check

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 10:22:26 2014 No.12634189 >>12634172 I got a 17.

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 14:04:52 2014 No.12634679

>>12634116
Not unlimited. See the white rectangles on the gourd? Those are ofuda. The same things Reimu throws at youkai. Reimu put them there. Although the gourd will still never run out of sake, the amount Sukia can get at any one time is now limited.
Sukia can get belligerent when she is drunk. Its also why she has drink the same purchased liquor as everyone else at parties instead of just sucking on her bottle

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 14:06:09 2014 No.12634686 File: 797 KB, 1200x850, Sleeping Yuugi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12634172 Yuugi check best check.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 15:00:00 2014 No.12634860 >>12634679 Why aren't there any pictures of diapered Suika drinking from a bottle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 15:22:32 2014 No.12634930 >>12634189 Yuugi must be in good spirits! Suika will tell her you asked about her

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 19:05:38 2014 No.12635693 File: 810 KB, 1400x1000, 34680323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika making eyes at you during a party.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 19:12:17 2014 No.12635719 >>12634686 Where is her secong boob?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 19:14:41 2014 No.12635731 File: 587 KB, 1000x890, 129002513043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12634860 Well, I've got this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 21:22:03 2014 No.12636122 >>12635693 Why is there a party in my bedroom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 21:42:06 2014 No.12636161 >>12636122 Yukari is on her "unmissed persons" rounds

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 22:06:30 2014 No.12636226 File: 1.92 MB, 1120x1400, 23678865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12636122 Suika is teasing you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 23:13:13 2014 No.12636385 >>12636226 I would like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 23:22:34 2014 No.12636412 >>12636226 >those lips Image ruined.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 01:36:59 2014 No.12636719 >>12636122 There was a party in your pants, but you weren't invited. Sorry bro, better luck next time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 02:07:36 2014 No.12636767 File: 287 KB, 1147x815, 26184581_big_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you marry her if she proposed?

Anonymous Tue Oct 28 02:40:28 2014 No.12636842
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>>12636767
Suika...
I'm not outgoing. Nor do I drink alcohol.
But I shall offer you my heart. A gourd of infinite love you can always drink from. A love so dense not even you could render thinner.
I accept.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 04:47:41 2014 No.12637055 >>12636842 Your response was so long she drank herself into a coma in the interim, and didn't catch a word past "alcohol."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 07:55:40 2014 No.12637287 >>12636842 Cringe-worthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 08:23:47 2014 No.12637317 >>12634679 I thought the gourd could only hold a normal amount but it turned water into sake as soon as it was poured into it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 08:23:52 2014 No.12637318 File: 365 KB, 715x1000, 8610508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12637055 >>12637287 Don't be mean he was just trying to express his love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 18:16:56 2014 No.12638537 >>12637055 >>12637287 You guys got no romance in your hearts. No wonder you're lonely nerds posting here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 20:27:42 2014 No.12639027 >>12637317 Isnt that Yuugi's bowl's power?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 23:06:47 2014 No.12639656 >>12639027 Yuugi's bowl makes any alcohol poured into taste better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 30 02:03:56 2014 No.12642821 File: 689 KB, 787x760, 1411696000296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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