Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri Oct 17 04:57:34 2014 No.12599697 [Reply] [Original]

In which Oomukade forgets how to walk properly. Again.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 04:59:27 2014 No.12599699 File: 37 KB, 850x650, 1393884428265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599697 Are we done talking about porn titles yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 04:59:37 2014 No.12599700 >>12599697 First for thread Mexican standoff

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 04:59:54 2014 No.12599701 File: 832 KB, 1584x1073, 1412753611778.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Took you long enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:00:08 2014 No.12599702 >Last thread hit 4100+ posts >Final post was Commercial Anon >Handholding on television I just want to applaud this thread, and all the anons who participate outside of the shitposting times.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:00:09 2014 No.12599703

4112 posts on the last thread, commercial-anon got both post #4000 and last post with

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Cut to a scene of a scantily clad holtisarus posing in front of the camera, showing of her healthy assets.

Then cut to a scene of her hand, and that of a human mans slowly reaching for each other, fading to black just before the touch.

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<she changes the channel>

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:02:00 2014 No.12599706 mg honest trailer? What you want me to do MG porno trailers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:02:27 2014 No.12599708 Oomukade yandere story when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:03:06 2014 No.12599710 >>12599699 Hey, would you like to come home with me? I own a Wonderbrush!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:05:33 2014 No.12599712 File: 478 KB, 650x777, 1394434592248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599710 Oh that's nice! I've been out at sea for three months with nothing to do but practice my bondage... I mean my sailor's knots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:06:00 2014 No.12599713 >>12599710 That's outdated. Buy the Mighty-Brush and Kitsune will flock to your house in no time! Buy now, and we'll throw in two tubs of Anubis Butter for free! That's 59.99 dollars worth of things for only 29.99!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:06:19 2014 No.12599714 Homeward Boned Staring a sphinx and two werewolf girls and they try to fuck their way home. multiple werewolf and sphinx girls died in the making of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:06:21 2014 No.12599716 File: 3.37 MB, 2000x2200, 1413536781022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Required Image for every thread! Hathor / Ra / Ammy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:06:46 2014 No.12599717 File: 130 KB, 884x1000, 4fb51b6e1c5fc511bcea1ffd9e4741c0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:08:18 2014 No.12599720 File: 498 KB, 768x1024, 1392008754071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599712 Best girl of that series, hands down

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:10:05 2014 No.12599725 File: 1.68 MB, 2000x2500, 1413537005938.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599716 >It is said that when the sun sets, Ra must do battle with Apep. If he loses, the sun will never rise again >This happens one a daily basis

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:10:53 2014 No.12599728 File: 694 KB, 1500x1750, 1413086131979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <Insert Fino laugh here>

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:11:17 2014 No.12599729 >>12599725 Oh no! The tides of Darkness are upon us!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:11:28 2014 No.12599730 >>12599725 Giggity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:12:09 2014 No.12599734 >>12599725 Ra Ra Ra, Gooo Ra!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:13:57 2014 No.12599736 >>12599729 Do you not mean the tides of darkness are about to flow for them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:14:13 2014 No.12599737 >>12599725 This came out of nowhere and I love it. >>12599734 Ra can't do it alone, she needs her Sun Sisters to come help her ravage the Grapesnake! ...please?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:14:31 2014 No.12599739 File: 474 KB, 577x724, 58f4b87832d637013e783a2c6613d979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599725 I wouldn't mind 30 days of night. Maybe even more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:14:37 2014 No.12599740 >>12599725 >Apophis thinks she'll win every time >Ra always waits til the last possible moment before trapping Apophis in her talons >At which point she bangs her fists on the floor yelling >"O-Okay, I give! I give! I give!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:16:00 2014 No.12599742 >>12599739 Then move to Alaska, or that general area.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:16:58 2014 No.12599744 >>12599740 >"Too late... say hello to my little friends!" >"NOOOO~!" >Cue Ammy, Alpollo and Hathor showing up with bondage gear It's going to be a long day...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:17:16 2014 No.12599746 They also have periods where the sun never sets too

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:17:42 2014 No.12599747 >>12599742 B-but there are vampires up there.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:17:48 2014 No.12599748
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>You will never be a butler to an incredibly wealthy Dragon Girl.
>You will never become part of the world of upper class MGs. The refined elite, who remember to extend their pinky whilst raping you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:18:00 2014 No.12599749 >>12599746 I've seen that once. It's awful. You want to go to sleep, but it's not dark.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:18:26 2014 No.12599750 >>12599744 They look at alpollo., and kick him out, hilarity ensues

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:18:57 2014 No.12599752 >>12599748 I'd hold her hand

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:18:57 2014 No.12599753

>>12599725
The fun thing is that Apep was so feared that its depictions were always accompanied with a god to beat it up. If you drew it without a god to keep it in check, it would grow in power and eventually defeat Ra.

Also, the Egyptians were really into Apep bullying. They even had an entire book of Apep-bullying, with chapters like "Chapter of Spitting Upon Apep", "Chapter of Defiling Apep with the Left Foot", "Chapter of Putting Fire upon Apep", "Chapter of Taking a Lance of Smite Apep (if you catch my drift)" and so on.

I still want to see an Aten monstergirl with solar hands/shining finger blowjobs/the ability to grope half the planet at once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:19:26 2014 No.12599754 >>12599747 Then impale their hearts with a stake made of love

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:20:57 2014 No.12599758 >>12599753 This is now canon. Apop is not to be drawn without another god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:21:08 2014 No.12599759 >>12599754 You mean my dick?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:21:34 2014 No.12599761 >>12599728 I want to worship her paws.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:22:01 2014 No.12599762 >>12599759 Or your dick, if you want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:22:34 2014 No.12599763 >>12599748 Ok, those tits are WAY too big, another potentially nice piece ruined by bad anatomy (see also sekierei)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:23:12 2014 No.12599765 >>12599753 Bully game stronk. >>12588030

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:23:29 2014 No.12599766 File: 420 KB, 849x1200, b8d4beb27b70bc503c3f8a998c5911c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599763 >those tits are WAY too big What are you, a homosexual?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:24:27 2014 No.12599768 >>12599763 Can you imagine going up to an MG and telling her that her breasts are too big? How would she react?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:25:04 2014 No.12599769 >>12599768 >Well then you better drink up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:25:12 2014 No.12599770 >>12599761 Go to toy store, buy a lego kit, a good one, not some cheap lame one, take it to her, hold it out for her to take it Use the opportunity to touch the fluffy paw , she may not notice, as she is engrossed in new legos

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:26:47 2014 No.12599772 >>12599763 >too much breast Wow next you're going to tell me too much ass is a thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:26:50 2014 No.12599773 >>12599728 >Pharaoh peeks over from behind the throne >"What are you doing on my throne?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:27:01 2014 No.12599774 >>12599725 .less based.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:27:18 2014 No.12599775 >>12599766 Oh, yes, I forget, i am surrounded by hathorites and the love for massive mamaries

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:27:48 2014 No.12599777 >>12599770 What happens if I give here megabloks instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:28:12 2014 No.12599778 >>12599750 >hilarity ensues Go on, what does s/he do about it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:28:15 2014 No.12599779 >>12599775 And don't forget it, baphomet shitter

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:28:39 2014 No.12599780 >>12599773 < Fino laugh > It is my LEGO throne!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:28:52 2014 No.12599782 >>12599728 >You will never have an Anubis Waifu >You will never build monuments to her out of LEGO >You will never enjoy deconstructing them with her, building them up into something new and great together No, really, why even live? ____;_;____

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:29:28 2014 No.12599783 >>12599780 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phXJ3BYG0Ak

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:29:48 2014 No.12599784 >>12599779 No, no, I am fluffy tail fox goddess Inari worshiper

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:29:59 2014 No.12599785 >>12599777 You spend a week in the Crocodile Girl Pit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:30:40 2014 No.12599787 >>12599785 By which you mean the pool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:31:18 2014 No.12599788 File: 80 KB, 283x286, nothing hora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599784 Oh, well that's even worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:31:45 2014 No.12599789 >>12599783 yeah that laugh

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:33:37 2014 No.12599792 >>12599788 They may call it delicious flat chest , but my friend I call it Dull flat chest, I don.t like them at all

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:33:39 2014 No.12599793

>>12599770
I can imagine presenting her an Egyptian-themed lego set. Being told that the gift is acceptable and I'm given permission to kiss the royal paw.

Truly the best reward.

>>12599787
Yes, and these aren't normal Crocodile Girls, these are large, dangerous, sex-starved Nile Crocodile Girls who don't play very nice when it comes to men being thrown into the murky waters they dwell in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:35:14 2014 No.12599794 >>12599793 You can get custom lego kits, what about ordering her a pyramid kit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:35:49 2014 No.12599795 How come this can't go in /tg/ btw? Monster girls are like literally canon in their games. You could probably develop some monster girl tabletop rpg and constantly discuss that. It could be the new FATAL.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:37:09 2014 No.12599798
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>>12599794
>pyramid kit
Or you know, doing it like it's meant to be done and getting just normal, sand colored blocks and building it according to HER blueprints.
>>12599795
What's wrong? Aren't we up to /jp/ posting standards?
Here, have some 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:37:46 2014 No.12599799 >>12599795 honest answer, this is Monster girl general, covers games, manga, doujins, adult games, twisted fantasies , and not just rpgs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:40:18 2014 No.12599804 >>12599798 finished stone colored blocks and the super rare copper colored pyramid capper piece

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:41:25 2014 No.12599805

>>12599795
Not much point to invading a new board when both the MGG population and /jp/ itself have gotten used to the status quo. There's a tacit understanding that /jp/ will accommodate the threads as long as MGG follows "wait until thread dies" the rule.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:41:28 2014 No.12599806 >>12599799 /jp/ isn't about games or anime or manga or twisted fantasies though. /tg/ seems as good as any. At least it's about twisted fantasy games and completely non hostile to the idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:41:46 2014 No.12599807 >>12599804 and do not forget the hieroglyphic lego blocks too!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:43:01 2014 No.12599808 File: 1006 KB, 2000x2500, 1413280526842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599750 But Alpollo is the one most likely to overcome Grapesnake's sex drive!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:44:07 2014 No.12599810 File: 180 KB, 648x960, 1411371747211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599806 Shh, have more 2hu.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:45:09 2014 No.12599813

>>12599806
I am sorry, you seem to think I can do something about this, but the point is, you asked why we are here and not there, I responded, so why are you trying to convince us to perform an action we are not able or willing to do?
Either you like MGs or you don't, it is that simple, this thread exists because the board kikmoras approved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:46:25 2014 No.12599816 >>12599813 I bet he's trying to become the /jp/ posting standard police. Why else would he bring the subject up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:46:50 2014 No.12599817 >>12599810 You might want to delete those 2hus, i am fairly certain we need to keep them separate as required by the rules, don't want you getting banned

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:48:05 2014 No.12599819 >>12599810 I don't care about 2hu. I like iM@S and figs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:48:39 2014 No.12599820 >>12599816 Either that, or very bored, and wanted to see what this thread was all about. Would it not be amusing as all get out if the Mod or maybe the janitor of the board was also in MGs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:48:52 2014 No.12599822 >>12599819 And SNATCHER, that's also /jp/ related apparently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:49:07 2014 No.12599824 >>12599819 >iM@S Isn't that the reason Guts & co. are still on the fucking boat? Shame on you for ruining Berserk by supporting that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:49:55 2014 No.12599827 >>12599820 That might be a hoot, but it brings back painful memories of /a/'s mod going into our threads and starting shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:50:27 2014 No.12599830 >>12599813 Stop posting with that child-like "my mom says I can do anything" mentality. >>12599817 So what if they get banned? They can just change their ip and post again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:50:59 2014 No.12599832 >>12599824 They are releasing a ps4 version of that game soon , i am not looking forward to the fapfest over that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:51:12 2014 No.12599833 >>12599820 It'd be better than finding out that /a/'s mods were internally stirring up trouble in the threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:52:10 2014 No.12599835 >>12599833 I wonder what Shitposter-kun is up to these days...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:52:16 2014 No.12599836 >>12599820 The mod is into kigurumi, MG, furries, hot pockets, and any thread with a 2hu in the OP, even if it's something completely irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:52:32 2014 No.12599837 >>12599830 << This is weak bait! Not even a mermaid pornstar would fall for this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:52:47 2014 No.12599838 >>12599835 Probably having /a/ metaphorically suck his dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:52:58 2014 No.12599839 >>12599835 Sucking Stage 1 Alp dick, what do you think?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:53:57 2014 No.12599842 >>12599838 >>12599839 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:53:59 2014 No.12599843 >>12599836 hot pocket as in food, or the 'other' version?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:54:31 2014 No.12599845

>>12599720
So you never played the game or actually completed her route?
She herself says she doesn't give a fuck and her deredere attitude is just to improve chances to win Grail. She said she like some guy who came before MC (Most likely prologue MC who died like noob) but he was inexperienced or something so she didn't even bother to help him and let him die.
She is just 3D tier manipulating bitch
Also canonical whore

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:54:41 2014 No.12599846 >>12599842 Like some gay blowjob triangle?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:56:23 2014 No.12599848 >>12599845 I really need to get a sarcasm tag sometimes , I was joking , and no i didn't play the game for the reasons you specified

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:57:13 2014 No.12599850 >>12599845 It seems the one who hasn't played is you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:59:20 2014 No.12599852 There's an EMG thread on /a/ and they're singing Snake Eater. Are we truly so different from one another?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:02:52 2014 No.12599855 >>12599852 We are different. Back in /a/, the thread quality would rise greatly when a separate EMG thread was made.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:03:05 2014 No.12599856 File: 128 KB, 881x906, comi12_by_p01ntless-d82woq7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599850 So I was looking at less' stuff at DA and there are still some stuff that doesnt get posted here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:04:07 2014 No.12599857 >>12599856 Sorry, didnt meant to quote anyone

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:04:23 2014 No.12599858 >>12599856 Some of it isn't work safe, but I think .Less wants us to get off of our asses and look for them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:04:33 2014 No.12599859 >>12599855 Then why isn't the thread there any better than ours?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:06:07 2014 No.12599861 File: 302 KB, 936x978, Jingai H.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599859 That was back in /a/. Now we have to deal with /jp/ and its own problems.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:08:01 2014 No.12599863 >>12599861 No, I mean the thread on /a/ right now is not any better than THIS thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:10:05 2014 No.12599865 >>12599863 Because we're still similar in a way. Like how a 1911 made by Colt is to one made by S&W, but still different.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:11:02 2014 No.12599866 >>12599865 /k/ please I have no idea what that means.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:11:07 2014 No.12599867 >>12599865 >Is SIMILAR to It's one thing to misspell words, but to forget them entirely? Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:12:50 2014 No.12599871 >>12599866 How about >Each Metroid game is similar, but they're still different in some way

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:18:21 2014 No.12599874 >>12599871 You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:34:14 2014 No.12599893 >>12599874 A pink lady and a gala apple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:41:22 2014 No.12599903 >>12599893 How about Coke and Pepsi? Oh wait, they're the same thing. It's just that Pepsi is stale Coke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:45:01 2014 No.12599905 15 Kikimory show up at your front door. What do you have them do? And where would they sleep? since I doubt they could all fit behind your stove.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:46:13 2014 No.12599909 >gonna wake up to this faggotry still on the j you guys should have died instead of that trevfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:49:49 2014 No.12599914 >>12599905 You underestimate how dirty my house is, they could sleep in the garage I guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:51:30 2014 No.12599919 >>12599914 Why not let them sleep in your bed? With you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:08:31 2014 No.12599944 File: 494 KB, 2000x2219, grapesnake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599737 This is the aftermath

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:17:20 2014 No.12599958 File: 101 KB, 348x634, ss (2014-05-18 at 09.23.33).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:18:39 2014 No.12599961 >>12599958 I wonder how she'd react if I turned the tables and out yandered her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:30:58 2014 No.12599973 Reminder that dicking the daughteru leads to a neglected and depressed waifu who knows what you're doing and tries her best to get your attention

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:33:11 2014 No.12599979 >>12599973 That story should have ended with the wife killing her husband and daughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:38:39 2014 No.12599987 >>12599979 >not the wife commits suicide, the daughter hates the dad for being the reason behind it and everything spirals into horrific suffering

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:40:07 2014 No.12599990 >>12599987 I like that better than the wife killing everybody. Let's go with that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:45:50 2014 No.12599999 >>12599979 >>12599987 Or maybe the wife could leave him for another man Or would that still be considered NTR by that point?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:47:19 2014 No.12600000 >>12599999 If she doesn't love him anymore, and actually leaves him, it's not NTR.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:52:42 2014 No.12600004 >>12599999 >>12600000 >Two consecutive quints

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:53:25 2014 No.12600005 >>12600004 I thought we were over that crap in 2011.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:56:09 2014 No.12600007 >>12600000 The quints dont lie

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:05:18 2014 No.12600013 File: 377 KB, 1121x1126, fd8151e21bb8718be7889029b658a7ea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Outside of Kikimory, what monster would make the best maid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:10:52 2014 No.12600020 File: 49 KB, 182x199, tipsbonnet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >At this moment i am euphoric, not because of any monster lord, but because i am enlightened by my own heroism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:11:22 2014 No.12600021 >>12600013 Kraken maid would be the best maid. All that multitasking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:12:59 2014 No.12600024 File: 170 KB, 800x600, 5f450edf5e6e55f37d0e4a35fa08668f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600013

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:13:05 2014 No.12600025 >>12600021 IIRc, octopi actually have extreme trouble doing things with their arms if it isn't in their line of sight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:14:21 2014 No.12600027 >>12600025 What like play a drum kit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:15:27 2014 No.12600028 File: 172 KB, 800x600, And this is the tantacle I used to fuck your mother.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600027 Or cleaning if they're looking the other way. >>12600024 Those eyes of hers are beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:18:10 2014 No.12600032 >>12600028 She just needs to keep her head on a swivel. Even if she can only concentrate on one thing at a time the fact that she has the extra arms means she can still do things faster because they're already at hand or tentacle if you will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:19:08 2014 No.12600036 File: 211 KB, 800x600, Master, would you like to play with my breasts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600032 Basically.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:19:58 2014 No.12600037 File: 106 KB, 800x800, 1413548398661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You receive a fox in a box. How do you handle the situation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:21:09 2014 No.12600039 >>12600037 Tell her to put some clothing on as she must be cold, then make her a hot meal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:21:58 2014 No.12600042 >>12600037 What did the fox say?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:22:09 2014 No.12600043 >>12600037 See who sent it, and see if they have a larger selection, or if it just foxes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:23:14 2014 No.12600045 >>12599961 No, you need near complete nonchalance: "Cool, giss a hug"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:24:11 2014 No.12600047 >>12600045 >giss

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:28:36 2014 No.12600052 >>12600047 Yes, that was deliberate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:29:41 2014 No.12600054 >>12600052 I don't really understand it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:31:56 2014 No.12600058 >>12600054 I didn't either so I looked up giss. Apparently it means Goddard Institute for Space Studies. So it means "Cool, Goddard Institute for Space Studies a hug"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:33:59 2014 No.12600060 >>12600037 But I ordered a lamia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:34:11 2014 No.12600061 File: 161 KB, 800x600, Bullyin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600058 Alrighty then...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:36:24 2014 No.12600066 >>12600061 No bullying the slimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:36:25 2014 No.12600065 >>12599856 >kraken art HOW DID I MISS THIS?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:37:22 2014 No.12600067 >>12600066 But it's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:39:06 2014 No.12600071 >>12600067 They are both adorable. However, they should be hugging and maybe sliding tentacles all over each other's bodies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:39:39 2014 No.12600073 >>12600071 But that's lewd, not adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:40:09 2014 No.12600074 >>12600058 "give us" said in an informal cutesy manner. I still maintain the antidote to yandere is genuine but understated enthusiasm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:41:22 2014 No.12600075 >>12600073 Why can't it be both? Adorable girls doing lewd things is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:41:31 2014 No.12600077 >>12600074 I say the proper way to handle a yandere is to properly use the right words, and to not do stupid shit like fucking every girl at your school/job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:42:34 2014 No.12600078 >>12600075 I personally don't like it when the two mix. To me it's like putting ketchup on steak.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:44:45 2014 No.12600080 >>12600078 >he doesn't put ketchup on steak Mix that shit with steak sauce, it's bombin'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:45:18 2014 No.12600082 >>12600078 That's your opinion, and you're entitled to it, but I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:45:41 2014 No.12600083 >>12600080 I have, it didn't click.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:45:55 2014 No.12600084 >>12600080 >ketchup on steak You're the real monster here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:48:00 2014 No.12600089 File: 968 KB, 1360x880, modern crusader.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600083 To each his own. >>12600084 Is man himself not always the true monster?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:51:25 2014 No.12600093 File: 498 KB, 2000x5200, Jinko on bed sheet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600089 At the end of the day, both things you said are true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:57:55 2014 No.12600101 So which monster would be the best chef?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 08:58:45 2014 No.12600103 >>12599958 This would be really hot if the art weren't so shitty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:03:05 2014 No.12600108 >>12600101 One with a great sense of taste and smell. Werewolf girl maybe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:03:08 2014 No.12600109 >>12600101 Ghoul, if her sense of taste means anything. That is, if she can help not eating the ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:04:56 2014 No.12600111 File: 239 KB, 707x1000, 4049045ddb52305bdef38f55055bfb1a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600108 They sound like the type to eat raw or rare meat than properly cooked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:06:34 2014 No.12600114 >>12600111 That's a good point, but they can still cook for others if they learn how.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:08:26 2014 No.12600118 File: 132 KB, 680x961, 230cd58d86c77bfd5c5b28dadcd88d85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600114 They have good potential, but potential is something everyone has.

>>	.less !N1R/v4E8ig Fri Oct 17 09:12:01 2014 No.12600125 ....

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:12:43 2014 No.12600129 >>12600125 A Mantis girl nibbling on a piece of fruit in a cute manner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:14:19 2014 No.12600133 >>12600125 A Pharaoh enjoying grapes. Or doing other Pharaoh things,

>>	.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW Fri Oct 17 09:15:29 2014 No.12600137 ...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:15:40 2014 No.12600138 >>12600133 He's probably draw Pharaoh's severed head with a grape in its mouth and an Apophis moving the jaw to manually chew it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:16:10 2014 No.12600140 >>12600137 >>12600133

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:16:40 2014 No.12600141

>A Day in the Life of Gamer Gazer and her Boyfriend
>You lay on the couch playing video games as Gracie walks up to you
>'Get up we're getting me some new clothes.'
>'Weren't you going on a diet?'
>'Just drive me to the store.'
>'Fine fine.'
>You drive her to the store and follow her to the clothes isle, sighing as she picks through the clothes and walks into the changing room.
>'Sweetie isn't this where you usually show off your bra and panties and ask me if they fit?'
>She remains silent as she comes out and put the clothes into the cart.
>'Let's go.'
>'What you don't want to check out the game isle? The Vita TV just came out, don't you want Persona 4 Golden on our TV?'
>'Let's...just go.'
>You drive her home and she walks in without a word.
>'Are you THAT mad Luigi beat us?'
>She drops the bag and begins to cry.
>'NO...I MEAN YES BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT UPSETS ME. I'M UPSET CAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME!'
>You throw your arms into the air.
>'WHOA this shit just go heavy.'
>'WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR NEARLY 2 YEARS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I FELT YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME!'
>Her eyes all begin to tear
>'Uh yeah, cause getting married is expensive as shit?'
>'Huh?'
>'You don't work, I work as a cashier at a game store, a ring alone costs like a year's salary mixed with our hobby, plus the wedding proper shit. Of course I was going to ask you, we're just broke.'
>'Y-You mean it?'
>'Gracie I want nothing more to be a big gaming family with you, we just need to afford it first.'
>You hug her close.
>'Anon, I'm sorry.'
>'Shhhh it's okay...let's play some Katamari to cheer you up.'
>'Okay....can we play the CowBear stage?'
>'Not on your life.'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:16:43 2014 No.12600142 >>12600137 >>12600129

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:16:47 2014 No.12600143 >>12600137 Something cute, not lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:19:03 2014 No.12600149 >>12600137 Lamiahug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:19:29 2014 No.12600151 >>12600141 Awww. Good to see more of this.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:21:50 2014 No.12600156

In the previous thread (1/2):

Hathor shines her light over Puzzle and Dragons with her presence.
Gamer Gazor and Anon have glorious filthy NEET sex.
Pet play with a Ryu.
Crocodile girls think living near nuclear power plants will give way to the world's first Godzilla girl.
/mgt/ talks about eyeball and eye-sockets.
.less draws another picture of Sif from Dark Souls.
Texas is united through its shared secret love of Monstergirls.
Manticore Bitchboy and Teacher Anon stories continue.
Help a Troll make their garden.
Succuviruses, cybernetics, and robutts who talk like Blade Wolf.
/mgt/ talks about smoking and having children. Not at the same time, luckily.
Wandering Wurm integrates into a group of Kikimoras.
Alpanon posts Wurm Wrangler 4.
Gotta fuck them all.
Dietrich the Co-Op adventurer continues on MC's quest. Sort of.
How do you write a good character?
.less draws cigarette kiss between Anon and Jabberwock.
New(?) Manticore bondage art.
Monstergirl Sentai story is written.
Monstergirls embrace Xbox Live.
Tail fetish origins.
Waifu laments as her Husbando dicks the daughter.
An odd wizard with a sharp look in his eyes meets Teacher Anon.
Jabberwock breathes out aphrodisiacs to seduce her lover.
/mgt/ talks about the Bible.
Hound colours glorious Hathor picture.
Alp stuff.
Blade Wolfgirl utilises the measuring probe
/mgt/ talks about anus diameter

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:22:53 2014 No.12600159

>>12600156
In the previous thread (2/2):

Primordial Monstergirls and flying spiders are the cutest Monstergirls.
Fluffy tails for sale. Attached Monstergirl sometimes included.
4K get. Next target: world domination.

Unfulfilled ideas go here: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Certain idea for monstergirls not in there? Go ahead and post it. Maybe some wandering drawfag or writefag will see it. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:29:57 2014 No.12600165 File: 442 KB, 2000x2500, Cheep Cheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600156 >Wandering Wurm integrates into a group of Kikimoras It was fun causing that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:32:51 2014 No.12600168 >>12600159 >unfulfilled ideas How about we actually draw out those MG kindergarten stories?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:36:09 2014 No.12600170 >>12600156 >>12600159 Thanks, recap-Anon. Good work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:44:08 2014 No.12600179 >>12600109 I hope you like eating corpses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:45:02 2014 No.12600181 >>12600137 Cuddly jinko.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:46:28 2014 No.12600188 >>12600165 I want to bully Kikimoras. Can I bully a Kikimora?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:46:30 2014 No.12600189 >>12600137 Blade Wolfgirl holding Anon's hand with her manipulator tail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:50:00 2014 No.12600191 >>12600137 What >>12600189 said.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 09:58:00 2014 No.12600198 >>12600156 I really makes my day seeing something that I was a part of being recognised in the recaps.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Fri Oct 17 10:06:37 2014 No.12600208 File: 374 KB, 597x800, 14129982357902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Changed a few things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 10:21:53 2014 No.12600224 >>12600208 Nice! Good work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 10:22:51 2014 No.12600225 >>12600208 I wanna use her as a pillow. A warm fluffy goddess pillow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 10:25:20 2014 No.12600228 >>12599725 Holy shit .less, awesome!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:07:23 2014 No.12600280 >>12599728 >Fino laugh Kuuga approves.gif

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:09:43 2014 No.12600282
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>The Monster Girl artist who was about to an hero confirmed to still be alive

That's nice, can we post some happy Monster Girl pictures? What would make your Monster Waifu happy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:11:15 2014 No.12600284 >>12600282 Not being fictional?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:12:27 2014 No.12600285 File: 672 KB, 889x1200, 8b76b6dbdb438e39a37242d141af0661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600282 How would Xenomorph girls work in the usual hugbox setting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:14:08 2014 No.12600286 so whats mgg opinion on elder scrolls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:15:10 2014 No.12600288 >>12600282 who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:15:24 2014 No.12600289 >>12600285 ayy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:16:30 2014 No.12600291 >>12600101 I would imagine a Holstaurus, but they have a tendency to adding dairy into most of their recipes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:19:15 2014 No.12600299 >>12600208 adorable/10, would praise eternally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:20:11 2014 No.12600303 >>12600141 >Doesn't want to do the CowBear Stage Anon is a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:55:02 2014 No.12600352 >>12600137 Either Moth-chan glomping Screaming Mothbro or Silverfish-chan reading on a book.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 11:58:00 2014 No.12600361 >>12600208 >Chocolatey goddess holstaurus Proof that there are still good things in this world

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:11:27 2014 No.12600402 >>12600286 Fun. But there is a lot they could do to make it better, mainly finally showing us the lamia race from the other continent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:14:39 2014 No.12600412 File: 59 KB, 800x600, 12960270734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600137 a lizard girl hiding under the covers like so. Bonus if you can get a blood moon into the picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:21:48 2014 No.12600429 >>12600141 >2 years >marraige women man

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:22:17 2014 No.12600431 >>12600137 7 kikimoras, one of them tsundere, and a wurm meido, receiving their master home

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:23:30 2014 No.12600436 >>12600156 tyb anon

>>	.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW Fri Oct 17 12:25:00 2014 No.12600439 >>12600431 As much as I would love to draw that, thats a little too big do be done...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:28:01 2014 No.12600446 >>12600156 >>12600159 Stay based, mang.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:28:04 2014 No.12600447 >>12599697 Monster girls are not /jp/-related, please take this over to /d/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:28:59 2014 No.12600449 >>12600439 3 kikimoras and wurm meido?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:30:41 2014 No.12600454 don't respond to it, no, not even once

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:31:32 2014 No.12600458 >>12600429 My mom and dad didn't marry each other until I was like 9.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:33:40 2014 No.12600469 >>12600458 I bet they are still together and fairly happy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:34:43 2014 No.12600470 >>12600454 But he's wrong and if I don't get baited someone else will anyways

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:35:05 2014 No.12600472 >>12600469 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:37:06 2014 No.12600478 >>12600472 Did they have you when they were teenagers - mid 20's?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:39:25 2014 No.12600483 >>12600478 They had me in their 30s. I'm 20, my mom is 50 and my dad is 51.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:40:28 2014 No.12600488 >>12600483 well shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:43:50 2014 No.12600500 >>12600402 yeah thats sort of what I want to do with it but some people passionately hate it so I wouldn't want to be stepping on anyones toes if there were some here that did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:51:37 2014 No.12600517 >>12600500 I- what? Was that a miss quote or do you work for the ES team?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:55:20 2014 No.12600523 >>12600517 I think he's talking about making a mod

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:57:42 2014 No.12600529 >>12600523 Eh that's one of those things the company would have to do. I mean creating an entire new race, not to mention a snake people race, even as much as they are mentioned the ES team hasn't even made a ghost of one of them, just mentions.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 12:58:45 2014 No.12600534

>>12600488
Hey man, if you want a happy story. My parents dated for five years before they got married, then had fun with the newlywed life for a couple years before they had me in their 30's.

And they are still all over each other even though they're almost in their 60's. I swear to god, it's why I sleep downstairs when I visit for Christmas and stuff.

And I dated a girl for three years who wanted to get married super badly but had a fucking nutso family that were always getting her into trouble. Glad I waited there and got out when things went south. I would be so unhappy if I was chained to that right now or had to go through all the time and cash of a wedding and a divorce.

Getting to know someone really well before marriage is a smart idea. Let the new fade and see if you really want to live the rest of your life with that person and know all the baggage they bring with them. In my case it was a great girl I wouldn't mind raising a family with but the baggage attached was way too much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:00:45 2014 No.12600536 >>12600534 Should have murdered the family.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:07:47 2014 No.12600549 [DELETED]

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>>12600137
Lewd Mood: A monster girl putting her tail between a guys legs from behind him and playing with him while he struggles. With or without holding arms.

Lewd Mood High Effort: A Manticore putting her tail between a guys legs from behind him and giving them the tail pussy while he struggles, with a additional image (possibly just an edit of the first) with her opening up her tail spines and making him ahegao.

Not Lewd: A Weresheep MILF with an older Weresheep daughter grinning from the bottom of their hearts as they walk towards the screen (PoV) for impending cuddles.

Kind of Lewd: The above but with a more impending cuddle sex/rape look.

The original reference for the lewd ones was going to be an image from Parasite in City of the fly girl restraining whatshername from behind but I didn't want to post it here and get banned. So this shamefully bad image will just have to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:08:42 2014 No.12600551 What monster girl would make the best MILF?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:10:28 2014 No.12600554 >>12600551 Depends on the girl really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:11:24 2014 No.12600556 File: 66 KB, 697x717, Where does calm sex lie on the sex spectrum anyway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600549 >Look at times >Linked to a post 4 hours old Whelp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:17:23 2014 No.12600571 File: 81 KB, 458x640, 591699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600556 Whenever I see weresheep, I almost always associate them with Nia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:19:36 2014 No.12600577 >>12600556 Doesn't matter

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:21:55 2014 No.12600582 >>12600137 A man polishing his Holstaurus horns, with her blindfolded, so the dust and wax doesn't get in her eyes, bonus if she's fidgeting a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:23:00 2014 No.12600586 >>12600577 Should I repost it then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:25:09 2014 No.12600592 >>12600586 yea but not picture this time because I think deleted images count towards the image counte

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:27:47 2014 No.12600599

>>12600137
Lewd Mood: A monster girl putting her tail between a guys legs from behind him and playing with him while he struggles. With or without holding arms.

Lewd Mood High Effort: A Manticore putting her tail between a guys legs from behind him and giving them the tail pussy while he struggles, with a additional image (possibly just an edit of the first) with her opening up her tail spines and making him ahegao.

Not Lewd: A Weresheep MILF with an older Weresheep daughter grinning from the bottom of their hearts as they walk towards the screen (PoV) for impending cuddles.

Kind of Lewd: The above but with a more impending cuddle sex/rape look.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:32:26 2014 No.12600615 >>12600599 >manticore By fire be purged.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:35:11 2014 No.12600622 >>12600615 The only alternative is Alma Elma. ...Which would be fine actually but I mean there's nothing else with a good tail for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:39:03 2014 No.12600634 >>12600622 While we have yet to see with KC spadetails, but those can open, since succubi use them to drug their men with aphrodisiac. So anything with a spadetail is fine really, buy no alps. Bully alps, with no dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:43:38 2014 No.12600650 >>12600634 *but no alps

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:49:09 2014 No.12600663 question Is it an alp still if it doesn't have a dick, at that point isn't it a succubutts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:50:03 2014 No.12600665 >>12600663 An Alp is a Succubus. It's called an Alp because of it's origins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:52:40 2014 No.12600670 >>12600663 Alps are incubi before they go female, when they lose the dick they are alps and are full succubus, regardless of what stage they're at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:54:07 2014 No.12600673 >>12600141 Daaaaaw Is she still fat though?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:54:55 2014 No.12600677

>>12600663

Alps never had dicks. An incubus has a dick. The day an incubus starts to crave dicks, he loses his dick and become an alp. At this beginning stage they are still rather boyish-looking however and it takes a lot of dickings for them to go full curvy.

Don't listen to this guy >>12600670
He's completely wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:57:05 2014 No.12600681 >>12600677 Just realized >>12600670 could actually be read two ways. One of them is right and one is wrong. Breaking up the run-on sentence would make it clear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:58:48 2014 No.12600684 >>12600677 I thought alps where succubus traps

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 13:59:15 2014 No.12600686 >>12600677 How am I wrong? An incubus who wants so have sex with men will destroy his spirit energy production capabilities, becoming flooded with demonic energy and becoming female. At that point, they join the succubus class.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:01:23 2014 No.12600691 Why are talking about alps again? Are there really that many homos here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:04:22 2014 No.12600694 >>12600691 There is literally nothing gay about alps

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:04:44 2014 No.12600695 >>12600634 And to think my first MG dream was about touching a spadetail. Soft as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:05:15 2014 No.12600697 >>12600686 Read the sentence "Alps are incubi before they go female." That can be a definition or a past description. Using "were" instead of "are" would make it clear the right way. That's just the first part of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:05:48 2014 No.12600698 >>12600691 We want to fuck our a qt, cock-hungry girl version of our fellow anons. What is so gay about that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:06:29 2014 No.12600699 >>12600694 I agree, but it feels gay, at one point that cute chick was a guy. No bully. No alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:07:06 2014 No.12600702 >>12600684 There's no homo in KC land. Once you crave the dick, you go alp and wakeup with a V. That's what an alp is. It just takes them awhile after that to get enough demonic energy to go full bombshell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:07:31 2014 No.12600703 >>12600698 I am not having this discussion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:08:33 2014 No.12600707 >>12600702 >no homo Thanks KC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:09:51 2014 No.12600709 >>12600697 First day reading on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:11:08 2014 No.12600713 File: 463 KB, 1059x309, ara ara.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600703 ~

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:13:15 2014 No.12600720 File: 496 KB, 934x768, 1384139761004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600699 Not really and who cares? Like you didn't have this conversation with yourself long ago and come to this conclusion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:15:14 2014 No.12600729 >>12600713 I don't understand what you are trying to say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:15:23 2014 No.12600730 >>12600699 It like having a bro, that you can fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:16:13 2014 No.12600732 >>12600720 Stupid Sexy Ranma.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:16:27 2014 No.12600733 >>12600720 >Alps, not even once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:17:29 2014 No.12600736 >>12600634 KC Spadetails seem to be thick as fuck. Would love to cuddle.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:17:51 2014 No.12600737

>>12600713
>TFW voted to be an Alp

Why wouldn't you want to be one? You get tits, and women get more pleasure from sex. Not to mention you get Demonic Energy. And finally but most importantly, you're a cute girl.

There is literally no reason to not want to be an Alp so pls no bully

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:19:02 2014 No.12600739 >>12600729 That at least 12 people who frequent these threads would gladly become Alp fuck toys. 8 for one beloved, 4 for anybody who wanted to use them. I think that's what he's saying, anyway. captcha:LORENZ; FORCE JACK, NATURE'S FORCE!

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:19:42 2014 No.12600740
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I didn't even notice that Blade Wolf's Maverick redesign features a tongue similar to the manipulator tail.
Inclusion of this feature into a smut story would be amusing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:19:52 2014 No.12600741 >>12600737 Haha this nerd want to have sex with boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:19:56 2014 No.12600742 >>12600730 Do you have a best friend? I do. I could see myself giving him a kidney, babysitting for him, and if I had to die to save him, I would be content. Bu having him turn into a girl and dicking him? >steve carrel NO.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:20:18 2014 No.12600743 >>12600737 I'd still rather be a Lich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:21:20 2014 No.12600746 >>12600740 Y'know what needs to be included? Dramatically closing 'her' visor, the moment before penetration.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:21:59 2014 No.12600750 >>12600736 I'd like to squeeze the bulb, gently of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:22:25 2014 No.12600751 >>12600694 >transgender guy >not guy Anon pls go

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:23:19 2014 No.12600753 >>12600746 And then heavy metal music starts playing

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:24:08 2014 No.12600756

>>12600751
>>12600694
Oh god please no.
Talking about wanting to be alps and shit is fine, but please, please, let's not get into anything remotely close to gender-politics. The minute that starts it'll turn into a flamewar the likes of which this thread ha-Pfft sorry, can't keep up with a straight face.

This thread, no instigating a shitposting flamewar? Yeah, that'll be the day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:24:16 2014 No.12600757 >>12600746 "Anonymous. Assume the position."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:24:29 2014 No.12600759 >>12600737 >literally no reason How about not wanting to be a girl? And no, we are not all little girls, fuck your /a/ meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:28:03 2014 No.12600765 Okay anons, I'm just gonna leave this right here. http://strawpoll.me/2800737/r Have fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:30:43 2014 No.12600772 >>12600765 >http://strawpoll.me/2800737/r Look at all the people that didn't vote.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:31:10 2014 No.12600774 >>12600765 >Implying polls mean anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:31:53 2014 No.12600776 >>12600774 Can give a vague idea of something, if nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:33:56 2014 No.12600784 >>12600156 amazoness story?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:36:00 2014 No.12600790 File: 361 KB, 747x1056, cc81619154dc35a7c535fd5d5c89dabd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We should make a tier list of the writefags. So we all know which ones to avoid and which ones to read.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:36:47 2014 No.12600793

>>12600776
There are too many factors and points of ambiguity to assume that a broad generalisation can be applied to the threadgoers based on poll results alone.
Some may use proxies to vote multiple times.
Some may vote merely to incite arguments for personal amusement.
Many will note vote at all.
Others still will not be present during the time in which the poll is posted, due to timezones.

They're an extremely imperfect way of gauging opinions, and letting them speak for large portions of the thread is unwise.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:37:03 2014 No.12600794
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>You're walking down the street when suddenly an Alien Queen smashes into the side of the building next to you.
"Hey there, cutie. You look good enough to make a hive with!"
>How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:37:56 2014 No.12600799 >>12600793 Wasn't intending for it to speak for large portions of the thread. More like the half-dozen or so people arguing about it right now.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:38:34 2014 No.12600802
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>getting off work at 11pm
>need to get on the bike soon before any Monstergirls try to rape you
>put on helmet, fire up motorcycle
>About to leave when you see pic related
>Hey! I love this light! I was just over here looking at the streetlight when I heard your bike!
>Oh, uh, hi. Listen, I need to go.
>Hey! I really like this light! Do you have lights at home?
>Yeaaahhhh.
>can I come with you and look at your lights?
>I guess so
>Moth girl gets on the back of the bike and you two start to ride
>Whoa, I've never gone this fast before! Hey, what's that light in front of us?
>that's, uh, that's the headlight of the bike.
>I love these lights!
>right, you said that.
>You take her to your apartment and she marvels at all the lights
>she picks up a flashlight, shining it around the room, her mouth agape at the wonder of artificial light and TZICHing occasionally
>the flashlight goes around the room, and shines it on your cock
>goddamnit, this is what you get for indulging a simpleton
>Fluffy moth rape

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:41:04 2014 No.12600810 >>12600137 Cheshire cosplaying as Harley Quinn

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:41:52 2014 No.12600812 >>12600794 >Full on giantess How about no. The scale is super screwed up anyway unless she's standing in a giant hole.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:42:07 2014 No.12600813

>>12600746
>Bladewolf Girl being submissive the whole time for their first
>Just before penetration I'm My Own Master Now starts playing over the radio
>The visor closes into position with a loud audible clack
>Suddenly the guy is on his back and Bladewolf is on top taking control
>Afterward there's audible discomfort and blushing about how she sometimes loses control when that song plays and goes into combat mode
>He asks if there's anyway to prevent that next time
>She gives him a comical Bladewolf style verbal "duh" explanation about turning off the radio
>A day later he's working in the garage radio blaring as she's inside the house defragmenting
>The song comes on again and a loud audible clack can be heard from inside
>He realizes whats about to happen and tries to flee to the backyard
>Bladewolf pounces out the 2nd story window in dramatic style
>After landing she pounces onto him for rape
>Such is life in Bladewolf house

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:42:21 2014 No.12600817 >>12600790 It's been done, also, nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:42:27 2014 No.12600818 >>12600737 >Wanting to be little girl Fuck off to /a/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:42:46 2014 No.12600820 >>12600790 >>12600790 lets not. Writefags are insecure enough already, and the mere mention of a few of them will derail the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:43:28 2014 No.12600821 >>12600794 Go away you filthy xeno.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:43:34 2014 No.12600822 >>12600765 You've should have added "No, but I want to be a sissyboy" option Shit poll

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:43:48 2014 No.12600824 >>12600802 >fluffy moth rape >bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:44:30 2014 No.12600827 >>12600824 >lewd moth noises

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:44:58 2014 No.12600828 >>12600822 >Skelleton No.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:46:00 2014 No.12600831 File: 84 KB, 350x447, 1365581932557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600813 i need bladewolf smut

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:46:16 2014 No.12600833 >>12600802 >not making her go TZICH with every thrust

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:46:59 2014 No.12600835 >>12600833 she'll do that anyway. bimbo moth a cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:48:08 2014 No.12600840 File: 307 KB, 673x649, Solaire gives reassurance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599808 I haven't been around for a little while, what is going on in this picture?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:48:44 2014 No.12600841 Would moth girls give a high pitched and loud TZIIIIIICH! as they cum?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:48:51 2014 No.12600842 >>12600802 >invite monster girl home >takes off his pants and readied his dick >complains about being raped This is some feminazi level of "not asking for it" What a dirty slut

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:49:32 2014 No.12600844 >>12600822 I knew I was forgetting something. Trap option. Should've seen it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:49:40 2014 No.12600845 >>12600840 Leftmost girl is Ra. The one Solaire is looking at is Alpollo, and the wolfgirl with the markings on her face is Amaterasu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:49:41 2014 No.12600846 >>12599835 What ever happened to those "Monster Manga Threads" that Autist Superior kept trying to push?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:50:08 2014 No.12600847 >>12600840 Solaire is being tempted by a fucking alp god, Alpollo, with the other girls impeding him.

>>	shannon Fri Oct 17 14:50:34 2014 No.12600848 File: 32 KB, 344x120, wish-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:51:06 2014 No.12600851 >>12600840 Amaterasu, Ra and Apollo vying for Solaire's affections

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:51:19 2014 No.12600854 >>12600848 ...the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:51:31 2014 No.12600856 >>12600840 basically solaire is getting tempted by the alp sun god, and is being pulled away by two other sun gods

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:51:47 2014 No.12600857 >>12600842 I meant to write crotch, I didn't mean to imply he took his pants off already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:51:50 2014 No.12600858 >>12600846 Eh, fell by the wayside, although all manga mentioned in those threads went to pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:52:34 2014 No.12600860 >>12600840 Something less should be finishing instead of being a faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:53:04 2014 No.12600861 >>12600848 What the hell do you want?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 14:57:11 2014 No.12600865 >>12600141 >>'Okay....can we play the CowBear stage?' >>'Not on your life.' What a punk. CowBear stage is pretty fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:02:57 2014 No.12600873 File: 116 KB, 1000x706, BTE70000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reposting just to make sure the new thread knows. Beyond the End 7 has been posted. http://exhentai.org/g/749253/7d1192ac0e/ Maximum dragon cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:04:19 2014 No.12600874 >>12600873 granberry cuddles translation when

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:04:59 2014 No.12600877 >>12600848 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:06:45 2014 No.12600881 >>12600737 >There is literally no reason to not want to be an Alp But what if I want to dick stuff? I don't want to receive the D, just give it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:07:34 2014 No.12600883 >>12600857 Oh. Still a slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:12:48 2014 No.12600893 Your Monster Girl Waifu just swallowed your cum after a wonderful date and long night of passionate love-making. She looks up from your dick and moves in for a deep kiss. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:14:09 2014 No.12600894 >>12600893 You just swallowed your Monster Girl Waifu's femcum after a wonderful date and long night of passionate love-making. You look up from her pussy and move in for a deep kiss. What does she do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:14:56 2014 No.12600896 >>12600894 femcum is innocent

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:15:22 2014 No.12600897 >>12600881 Here's a completed version of that Alp thing from last night. http://i.imgur.com/VD9nH7Z.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:15:44 2014 No.12600900 >>12600893 Slap her shit >>12600894 Slap his shit

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:16:52 2014 No.12600904

>>12600893
Well, it's icky, but it came from my own body. Objectively speaking, no more unhygienic than ingesting by own blood or sweat, in such minor quantities. And why would I ruin that mood by turning her down?

Kiss her now.

Cuddle her afterwards.

Brush teeth later.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:17:36 2014 No.12600909

>>12600893

Kiss her. She just licked her own pussy juice off your dick, and she's not trying to be a bitch and snowball you. Kissing your girl when she has nasty breath or any other number of things is just something you do. Don't let bad taste ruin a nice moment.

Having a girl breathe fresh minty breath into you during a deep kiss that burns as it forces through your throat and out your nose is a pretty great experience though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:17:57 2014 No.12600911 >>12600904 >ingesting by own should be >ingesting my own

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:18:12 2014 No.12600913 >>12600896 She just marked your face with her cum. How is that innocent?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:18:29 2014 No.12600915 >>12600909 >tfw no gf to kissu

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:18:57 2014 No.12600916 >>12600893 This is one of those things that would be easier to take if we knew about how quickly their bodies absorb semen. And I freak the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:19:33 2014 No.12600918 >>12600915 You miss it more when you had it and don't anymore. But I don't have the time or money for a gf right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:19:46 2014 No.12600922 >>12600913 it's just bergina juice, not floating babbies trying to find an egg. Also this >>12600909

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:20:05 2014 No.12600925 >>12600897 Ew gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:20:48 2014 No.12600928 >>12600925 *not gay u faget

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:20:57 2014 No.12600929 >>12600925 >Ew >>>/MGU/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:21:43 2014 No.12600930 >>12600893 take it, not like i haven't tasted my own cum before

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:21:49 2014 No.12600931 >>12600893 I've never tasted semen but I think I'd be ok with snowball action.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:22:20 2014 No.12600933

>>12600790

How would you do this?
Because some of the biggest attentionwhores/shit stirrers are actually pretty good writers.

Take Negawalker. He can write some good stuff, but he's also an insufferable attentionwhore and tries to force stupid /d/ things on the threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:22:23 2014 No.12600934 >>12600896 blue waffle and syphilis disagree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:22:39 2014 No.12600936 >>12600931 She swallowed it. She's not snowballing you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:22:47 2014 No.12600937 >Fucking a guy into an alp isn't gay >but prostate stimulation with a girl you love is completely homo /mgg/ logic

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:22:54 2014 No.12600938 >>12600930 >>12600931 Match made in heaven. Go find each other

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:24:14 2014 No.12600941 >>12600937 If you kidnap an incubus and condition him to love cock so that he'll be a girl I think his desperation for love is greater than the initial sex which is gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:24:21 2014 No.12600942 >>12600928 Not him. Really gay. Alp even says it's a "guy's secret."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:24:33 2014 No.12600943 >>12600937 >Giving the D to feminine things is not gay >Taking D's and D substitutes up the ass is gay Thou art deliberate in thy faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:25:21 2014 No.12600947 >>12600942 Who cares what he thinks? When Incubus becomes an alp it's not gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:26:32 2014 No.12600949 >>12600936 There are still remnants of semen in her mouth, on her tongue and in her drool though

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:27:03 2014 No.12600951 Chapter 2 of Great Winged Sentai http://pastebin.com/6dv3q5Yf

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:27:21 2014 No.12600952 >>12600937 You can't fuck a guy into an alp, only make an alp more feminine. The ones posting that are guys who just want to get fuck, so actual faggots, because there is no alpification in this world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:28:25 2014 No.12600955 >>12600937 Stay salty peggingfag. Pegging be gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:28:37 2014 No.12600956 >>12600937 Both gay as fuck That also more like prison, army etc logic

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:28:45 2014 No.12600957 >>12600949 Yeah, but it's not even close to the same as her dumping your whole load back in your mouth and making you swallow it. She just has semen breath, not snowballing in the least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:29:20 2014 No.12600961 File: 37 KB, 187x186, Kanji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600942 But Alps aren't dudes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:29:38 2014 No.12600962 >>12600947 But the alp in question still thinks of himself as man. How is that not gay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:30:15 2014 No.12600963 >>12600957 I thought snowballing was like back and forth cum tounge play and deep kissing with both parties watering down the cum with their drool and swallowing equally along the way

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:30:40 2014 No.12600964 >>12600961 See>>12600962

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:31:18 2014 No.12600966 >>12600962 because she has a bagina and only for the first couple dickings

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:33:32 2014 No.12600972 >>12600794 I smell heresy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:33:42 2014 No.12600974 >>12600966 >fucking a dude in a female body, who identifies as a man NAH.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:34:50 2014 No.12600977 >>12600794 Holy fuck you're ugly!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:36:15 2014 No.12600982 >>12600974 >Falling for Tumblr shit If there ain't no dick, it's a chick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:38:15 2014 No.12600990 >>12600982 Would you say the same for dickless Poison?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:38:50 2014 No.12600992

>>12600974
I think the encyclopaedia entry states that they identify as female. Not just identify, but their mind outright changes so that it is a female mind, and their memories retroactively change so that they remember themselves as female in them. Citation needed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:40:57 2014 No.12600999 Can we talk about something else besides alps?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:42:35 2014 No.12601004

Fucking an Alp is debatably not gay.
Being an Alp is 100% super quadruple gay.

So basically it's a situation where you fuck a gay person but are not yourself gay for it. Rejecting an Alp is fine if you are still uncomfortable with it.

I have spoken. This is my word.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:43:11 2014 No.12601005 Guys how about the next time someone mentions Alps, which are Monster Girls and relevant to this thread, we just sidestep how gay or what parts of the process are gay or not? Because I am tired of this conversation

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:44:18 2014 No.12601012

>>12600992
>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, personalities, and everything other than their bodies, are still the same from when they were men. Their bodies have completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self-identify as men. They may not even be consciously aware of the desire to become a woman that changed them into an Alp, or they may just be in denial, with the truth hidden away deep within their hearts. Because of that, they are shocked by the radical physical changes, and the huge gap between these changes and their male hearts probably makes them feel bewildered. For that reason, most of them feel resistant to having relations with human men as monsters.

Identifying as female happens later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:44:24 2014 No.12601013 >>12601005 You and I both now that's never going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:45:00 2014 No.12601014 >>12600999 Would you rather talk about fluffy tails? What are you, some kind of sick, lewd fluffy tail fucker?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:45:20 2014 No.12601015 >>12601005 Impossible, this is something that perplexes the doms and the subs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:45:43 2014 No.12601016 File: 638 KB, 534x482, 1403127513550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600999 Genuinely spooky monstergirls Lonely CC monstergirls luring in shotas for tender non-consensual loving on Halloween.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:46:19 2014 No.12601017

Guys. All this talk about alps doesn't sound like my roommate at all. I don't think she was ever a guy and certainly not a succubus. She's just heavy, hairy and short and keeps trying to eat my recycling bin and my cat.

Oh wait. That's a 'p' not an 'f'

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:46:26 2014 No.12601018

>>12600933
You should probably judge them by the quality of their writing, no the quality of their character.

You think the creator of Evangelion is a pretty cool guy to hang around? No, no he is not.

No writefag is both a nice person and a good writer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:46:53 2014 No.12601020 >>12601014 >hating on fluffy >preferring ambiguously gay to fluffy Fuck you. Not even fluffyfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:47:08 2014 No.12601021 >>12601017 Please stop alp forcing. It's fucking obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:47:37 2014 No.12601022 >>12601017 Please don't start the role-play stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:47:55 2014 No.12601024 >>12601016 >shotas Bah.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:48:33 2014 No.12601025

>>12601016
How about spooky scary ghosties and skeletons scaring children and taking their candy on Halloween?
Or how about a haunted house hosted by a rich CC Wight. Whoever makes it to the top of the house without being scared out of their skin gets to spend the night with her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:48:43 2014 No.12601027 >>12601020 I was being facetious. Sorry it didn't come across. I would gladly brush a fluffy tail, and have nothing against those who vaunt them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:49:07 2014 No.12601028 >>12601021 >>12601022 >not getting the reference I hate you so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:49:36 2014 No.12601029 >>12601021 >No writefag is both a nice person and a good writer. Really now? Not Captain or YBA or Seafoam or any others? I doubt that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:50:45 2014 No.12601032 >>12601018 The Spider and Fly guy seems like a bro on the IRC, and his story is good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:52:30 2014 No.12601034 >>12601018 We'd do this by quality of writing? In that case it sounds like a good idea, but it would get a lot of shit.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:52:54 2014 No.12601035

>>12599703
That was great. Thank you.
>>12599706
I meant that you could do something like screen junkies' honest trailers https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL86F4D497FD3CACCE
It wasn't really a request; I just saw somebody (presumably you) say that Charon's film didn't deserve an actual trailer, or one couldn't be made. So I basically said that, if you put your mind to it, you could do a spoof trailer ot make fun of this non-existent movie.
But that might be too meta.
Oh praise Ilias I got a number captcha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:55:02 2014 No.12601040 >>12601034 You know what would be interesting and not a tier list would be a stack of stats for pastebin views, total paste hits, and number of stories for each writer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:56:15 2014 No.12601043 >>12601040 Popular =/= Good though

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:58:15 2014 No.12601048 >>12601043 Especially in the case of stories about unpopular MGs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:58:43 2014 No.12601049 >>12601043 Yeah, but it would still be interesting to know where popularity falls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 15:59:45 2014 No.12601054 >>12601043 True enough. It also depends heavily on personal preference. For instance Teacher anon is fairly popular right now but I can't understand why. Its basically a lazier version of Steamychowders stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:02:56 2014 No.12601059 >>12601043 And then also views != reads aggressive self-promotion and linking in the masterlist will tend to increase views

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:05:39 2014 No.12601063 >>12601059 It also depends on the masterlist. ELH hasn't updated his list in forever. LDR has. Or you could just use the blog which reliably posts new updates for everything anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:06:34 2014 No.12601064 >>12601043 Captain best writer Too bad he is ded

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:08:12 2014 No.12601065 >>12601064 Captain isn't dead. He just writes about Kancolle now. Which means he may as well be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:09:33 2014 No.12601067 >>12601065 Monstergirls vs Boatgirls when? Or is that just the plot of Pacific Rim in its most base form?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:09:53 2014 No.12601068 >>12601065 Where he writes it? Kancole thread doesn't even have a single story. Only game mechanics and which ship would u fug

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:12:05 2014 No.12601072 >>12601067 I like that point of view.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:12:16 2014 No.12601074

>Spending another Friday night alone drowning your sorrows in whiskey and vidya
>Buddies come over to drag you to the bar to have some fun
>Resist at first, but their constant bitching wears you down, might as well be depressed in good company
>Place is jumping, lots of human and monster cuties to be had
>Get a table, intent on getting as hammered as you can to get chase the shitty music away and make the time pass by faster
>Your buddies keep loudly whispering between themselves, before one nudges you and bids you look ahead
>A solid 9/10 is looking in your direction with a mischievous smile
>Get pushed out of the table and told to dance with her
>Damn it
>Go up to her, she immediately takes your hand and takes you to the dance floor, and boy can she move
>Long black hair covering half her face, grapefruit breasts that should be illegal, shaking her hips, snaking her body, killer thighs coming out of that micro skirt letting you see just enough of that V
>Time to get down, trying your best not to embarrass yourself
>She smiles, pulling you close, inviting you to grab her and feel every supple yet firm curve of her body
>Your buddies give nods of approval
>You're not hating this, not one bit, neither is the little you, which she readily notices, pressing her hips into yours
>This goes on for some time, until she whispers something in your ear
>You can make out the word "home" over the music
>You wouldn't normally do this but what the hell, this is what you came for

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:13:10 2014 No.12601077 >>12601004 What this guy said.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:13:48 2014 No.12601079 >>12601074 sounds dumb

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:13:55 2014 No.12601080 File: 109 KB, 810x618, 1401921268902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601074 Scopin' dat booty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:15:11 2014 No.12601083 >>12601054 You just got to know how to push the cute and waifu buttons. I do it in greentexts sometimes just because it's nice to make people feel warm and fuzzy or have a little laugh without all the effort of a story being involved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:15:47 2014 No.12601085 >>12601074 seems a bit too easy; where's the conflict? >in b4 "its pron bro" fairly good job writing what you did, though

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:16:58 2014 No.12601088 >>12601032 Thanks, y-you too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:17:06 2014 No.12601089 >>12601072 I'm pretty sure one of the Boatgirls even looks like Stroikah Eureka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:17:07 2014 No.12601090 >>12600951 Honest opinion? I liked your cop stories more. But in all fairness I was never really into super sentai stuff.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:21:08 2014 No.12601099

>>12601083

That's a bit cynical but its also probably near the truth. Just look at the lego anubis thing a while ago. Nothing special, but people liked the idea of an anubis playing with lego so it got super popular.
Sort of like how Anya is just a jinko in space. Its the gimmicks you package them with.

ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Fri Oct 17 16:21:11 2014 No.12601100

>>12601063

The Blogspot covers what you need these days. No sense duplicating links - isn't worth the time screwing around with formatting.

These days I just update the masterlist when there's a new manga chapter out, RS/Moose/Sky updates, or a new Weekly Review is out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:23:16 2014 No.12601108 >>12601100 Holy shit - you're alive?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:23:52 2014 No.12601109 >>12601100 Hello ELH! nice to see that >>12601108

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:23:59 2014 No.12601110 >>12601108 He posts here all the time without his trip dude.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:25:56 2014 No.12601116

>>12601108
>>12601110

Plus if you pay attention to the Blogspot you'll notice LDR/ELH trade off updates/weekly reviews. And he's more active on /tg/ than here now judging by his twitter. That's how we know EMG 27 is waiting on color pages to be cleaned before being released.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:25:57 2014 No.12601117 >>12601109 >>12601110 I thought ELH wanted to bail on 4chan because of he who does it for no monetary compensation. I still don't blame him for doing so, ELH did nothing wrong.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:29:12 2014 No.12601126

>>12601099
If you take another look at the Anubis story, you'll note that I failed to include any characterisation whatsoever. That fault was kind of amplified when I happened to be writing the whole thing out in realtime. No planning or prior thought put into beyond "I need to write this story so that, when it's over, the people reading it won't shout at me for not living up to their expectations."
I fall too easily into the trap of instant satisfaction in writing. To rectify it, I've been writing a plan for a continuation, if it ever happens in this lifetime. Basically, get some notes written out, and give that Anubis some traits and quirks beyond the already established "she plays with Lego" and "she has a human hand fetish."
But my comfort zone really is in writing feelgood smut with no depth. Maybe I can change that someday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:30:08 2014 No.12601131 >>12601090 Yeah, I've realized that myself. I'm just testing out different waters

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>>12601117

He wasn't wrong. That said I find it just as funny as he does that said weekend warrior is enacting the same level of "Only what I like" over on /tg/ now.

But enough meta. Back to monstergirls. Don't want to anger Janet after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:33:37 2014 No.12601140 >>12601126 On the subject of stories, do you intend to go through with pic-related? http://i.imgur.com/8myhWdr.png

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:33:53 2014 No.12601141

>>12601126

Hey, you did well. I was just noting a pattern. It didn't matter that you gave her no personality. All that mattered is you gave her one noticeable trait that the thread latched on to. Like Anya. In theory it should be easy to churn out popular "waifu" characters.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:36:33 2014 No.12601148

>>12601141
>Implying this is not exactly what the Dating Service stuff was
It's easy to churn out waifus once you peg what a person is looking for. But just like a regular person you ogle over at first sight, there has to be more to it the longer you're around them/write about them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:37:32 2014 No.12601150 >>12599697 do you guys link your threads with previous ones? Could be handy to do if we want to look into the archive of MG threads in order

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:38:42 2014 No.12601152 >>12601148 >dating service did any more matches ever get done?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:39:01 2014 No.12601153 >>12601150 You're better off just reading the Blogspot linked in the OP. That plus ThreadlyArchiveAnon should have you covered. Read smarter not harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:39:46 2014 No.12601154 >>12601074 Please continue good chap.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:41:33 2014 No.12601158

>>12601152

Correctional Facility dating anon here. I can do more if people want in about an hour. I was just getting really behind on my regular stories so had to play catchup there.

Archive link your response to this post and I'll do them in order posted here.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:42:57 2014 No.12601161

>>12601140
It's on my to-do list. My problem is that I am a notoriously slow writer.

I've been working on one story since before the /a/ migration as a request for somebody, and I still haven't finished it. In fact, I've written a downright shameful amount for it. That takes priority.

When that's out of the way and my mind, I'll delve into the rival werewolves thing. I've written out a few notes for it. Then again, most of my ideas and aspirations only seem to exist in note form.

>>12601141
I just want to do a little bit more, y'know? There's nothing wrong with waifu characters. I wrote that Anubis thing to make people happy. And waifus like that make people happy. So if you like it, then I've basically succeeded in what I set out to do.
But in my head, there's always the "you could've done that better" thought swimming around. I guess that sticks around as long as a person is writing, though.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:44:07 2014 No.12601165

>>12601074
>Give your buddies the signal and get multiple thumbs up
>Walk out of the bar arm in arm towards her car, she gives the keys and as you turn to take them she kisses you, except it's less kissing and more wanting to eat your face off, her hand behind your head pulling you in so hard it hurts
>Calm down girl
>Break the kiss, catch your breath and smile, which she reciprocates, before walking backwards, her eyes darting between your eyes and your crotch, her index finger tracing lazily across the hood of the car
>Get in, and suggest you go to her place, she agrees
>Start the car and get moving, waiting for directions
>In a flash, her hand undoes your zipper and grabs your member, gently pulling it forward and she slowly pumps her hand up and down
>God that feels good, it's like satin kissing every inch of you
>She pulls right, you go right, she pulls left you go left, she leans it back and you slow down, forward and you go faster.
>This continues for five blocks until you cum in her hand, which she removes slowly, cupping it and letting you see your seed pool in it, before she greedily slurp it down, licking her palm and between her fingers, trembling as she has an orgasm, the smell of sex filling the car
>Damn nympho, never seen a girl cum from swallowing before
>She takes control of you again, her other hand in her snatch, fingers drilling furiously as she looks at you with a dark lust that chills your veins
>She breaks away, thankfully, signaling you're home, with a pout since she didn't get you to cum again
>Remember to tuck your dick back in your pants before letting out of the car, but not before getting a look at her bare ass, which that skirt was doing such a terrible job concealing anyway
>Get a move on faggot says your penis, comply
>You enter to find her sitting on the floor, legs spread, jackhammering her cunt with her hand, panting, drool flows down the sides of her mouth

Slow writer, sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:44:48 2014 No.12601167 >>12601158 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/ It's 12531343 Thank you sir

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:44:56 2014 No.12601168 >>12601136 What happened to /tg/ over the years?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:45:52 2014 No.12601170

>>12601054
Meh, who knows anon, I just tossed that shit out there for the anons who like it. Wouldn't say I'm popular though, just a few people who like reading the green texts.

Also, anons are notoriously fickle sometimes.

And steamychowder is a good writer. I love his chem teacher story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:45:53 2014 No.12601171 >>12601161 And that's a good thing. It makes you want to write bigger and better next time, so hold onto that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:46:21 2014 No.12601172 >>12601168 They were once the place that got shit done. Then there was the /d/liteful purge and now the hugboxing. They were once the greatest board in the whole chan. But now, now I just don't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:47:50 2014 No.12601179 >>12601161 >slow writer I'm the opposite. I can sometimes spend most of an afternoon writing if I get an idea in my head. And then I look back at it and wonder just what the hell I was thinking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:51:00 2014 No.12601192 >>12601158 If this is what you're talking about, here is mine: https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#q12532680

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:52:03 2014 No.12601197 >>12601172 Could be worse. Could be /v/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:52:24 2014 No.12601198 >>12601158 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#12532314 Welcome back, dating service anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:53:55 2014 No.12601200 >>12601158 Welcome back. Mine is post 12532680. Here: https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#q12532680

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:57:26 2014 No.12601210 >>12601200 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#q12532373

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:57:27 2014 No.12601211 >>12601158 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#q12531310

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:58:33 2014 No.12601214 >>12601165 Wunderbar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:58:56 2014 No.12601216 >>12601158 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#q12532373

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:59:18 2014 No.12601218 >>12601158 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12532812/#q12533999 Thank you so much, its nr. 12533999

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 16:59:34 2014 No.12601219 >>12601158 Here's mine. https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#q12531422

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:02:12 2014 No.12601230 >>12601165 I was with you until she started using your dick as a joystick to control the car. Then it just got unintentionally hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:02:51 2014 No.12601232 >>12600893 >>12600894 Honestly it's no more fluid-y than a regular kiss. So, kiss, either way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:04:23 2014 No.12601239 File: 37 KB, 1411x293, my request.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601158 pic related. should be this: https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#q12532680

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:04:52 2014 No.12601242
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>>12600784
http://pastebin.com/4NYL38j6

In a way, it's nice having an obscure-ish waifu that no one cares about / most people dislike.

Sure there's no OC but at least you have more entitlement to your own depictions of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:05:25 2014 No.12601243 >>12601158 I want one, but I'm on my phone, can someone post the questionnaire? I shouldn't even be posting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:08:22 2014 No.12601249 >>12601242 still looking forward to more of that, btw

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:11:08 2014 No.12601254
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>>12601172
The getting-shit-done was always largely a myth, and I can understand people getting annoyed at the porn threads as they're really not what the board is for (which is a shame, but still). /tg/ is still the best board on the chan, and still full of people who'll draw a sexy anything, given half a chance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:11:16 2014 No.12601255 >>12601158 >tfw the last time I got to participate in one of those, it was on /a/ >Never got a response Saddening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:13:19 2014 No.12601260 >>12601165 >Cumming from eating cum >Jackhammer-fingering her cunt right in the door Dear god, 2nympho4me. Go on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:16:57 2014 No.12601269 File: 517 KB, 2001x1727, 13457345435435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be sexually bullied and abused by a Canadian Goose Harpy in a public park.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:20:19 2014 No.12601274 Bahamut, Neo Bahamut and Bahamut ZERO girls when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:21:34 2014 No.12601279 >>12601269 >sitting at a park bench >suddenly, canadian goose harpy mounts you she keeps saying "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY" as you're balls deep in the honking harpy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:25:20 2014 No.12601289 >>12601165 muh dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:25:31 2014 No.12601290 >>12601279 >Canadian Geese >Saying sorry You know NOTHING

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:26:09 2014 No.12601293 >>12601279 >Thinking they'll apologise. >About anything. >Ever. If ducks are the necrophilliac assholes of the world, then Canadian Geese are the black hole sphincters of evil.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:27:12 2014 No.12601298 >>12601269 They are fucking every where now, they shit every where, they Hisss honk every where seriously fuck these demon pieces of shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:29:34 2014 No.12601301 Man, Canadian Geese are pretty yandere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OStX_wrWGg

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:31:29 2014 No.12601306

>>12601165
>You move to take her, but she shakes her head, growling for you to take your pants off
>She eyes you in a way that could be mistaken for hateful, if she hadn't already shown you her prurient disposition
>Suddenly her eyes roll back into her head and a fountain of female juices gush all over the floor
>You are painfully aware of your erection now, breathing heavily as her pheromones tickle your nostrils
>She shakily gets up, still dripping, and does a come hither move over her shoulder
>You find her lithe and taut figure seductively displayed on her bed, one leg crossed lightly over the other, her hands at her side, as if daring you to move
>You walk towards her, beginning to crawl up to her, eager to return her earlier attentions
>She places her hand under your chin, urging you closer, she wants you now
>You push her legs apart, and place your glans at her entrance, making sure to trace every part of her vulva, she gives a cute 'eeep!' as you graze her clitoris
>Finally she can wait no more and pushes you on your back, pinning you down and taking hold of your shaft, carefully but steadily engulfing your length
>There's fire, hellfire, and whatever the fuck this incomparable heat you find yourself in is
>It takes all you can muster not to cum in two seconds, but the show at door, and you being so entranced you didn't even touch yourself have cooled you down too much, you shoot your second load this night, her face lighting up at being cummed inside
>She clamps down tight, and shakes her hips fiercely, watching you wring more out of you
>You give a strangled "no" but she's having none of it, she looks you in the eyes and sweetly orders, "Cum for me, until you're run dry"
>Dark purple wings sprout from her back, horns and spaded tail completing the set
>OH SHIT
>You scramble to get away but she locks you into a reversed cross position, offering no chance for escape

Will try to finish next post

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:32:32 2014 No.12601310 >>12601230 Do you even sex games anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:34:44 2014 No.12601320 File: 16 KB, 160x160, 1411228654022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601301 Would Canadian Goose Harpies be incredibly loud yanderes? Not that I have any issue with yandere at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:36:01 2014 No.12601324 >>12600990 Not that guy, but, After seeing stuff of dickless Poison on gelbooru? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:37:02 2014 No.12601329 >>12601301 God I want to just fucking rip the head off of all Geese. I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:39:55 2014 No.12601337 >>12601324 There's also this one. http://exhentai.org/g/640634/39fa6d3d64/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:40:48 2014 No.12601339 >>12601306 Oh fuck.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:40:57 2014 No.12601340

>>12601329
And what makes it worse is in Canadia, you can't kill, injure, let alone touch one or you're going straight to prison for harming a national bird.
So you have this quantum level of asshole bird that knows it has immunity and can mess you up in every way and get away with it.

And they gang up on you too. Boy howdy, you see a group of those assholes you better just keep your head low and keep on walking boyo.
And don't even get me started on if you even look at their kids the wrong way, let alone their nests

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:41:19 2014 No.12601343 File: 140 KB, 1024x1472, 7754e4705ba698a6a6bc5fe0938d318a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] big fat cat tats

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:41:46 2014 No.12601347

>>12601167

Congratulations! You have been paired with Street Fighter Amazoness.

This tall muscled brick of a succubus was an all star ringer in an underground MMA ring run by the biggest crimelord in all downtown, and covered with the scars of a hundred vicious fights to prove it. But she remains quite lovely, even with one dead white eye and a cauliflower ear.

She's extremely muscled and powerful even for an amazon, forcing every last bit of soft curve into toned muscle, huge hams in the back and more pecs than breast. She's so strong, she broke a guard's hand during a cavity search with nothing but her ass.

Still her good behavior since her incarceration has convinced the board to give her a chance in the program.

She's one of the most sexist monsters you'll ever meet, insisting that men are weak and only belong at home, cooking, cleaning, and raising the children. Deep down, she just has a massive complex about protecting them from all the horrors and abuse she's seen men forced into as whores and sport in the seedy underground of Monstergirl City. Just remembering those days will make her hug you tight and chew on the tip of her tail. She would rather die than see you really hurt.

She'll be dominating and controlling but only because she's certain she knows what's best for you. If you're a fan of being the old Norma Rockhand househusband, it's her ideal. That doesn't mean she won't have some fun teasing you in the bedroom, asserting herself as the only person who will ever be able to protect you and take care of you so well, even with her mediocre paying job in heavy construction.

And why she can't stand to watch fights anymore on TV, she'll love watching some brainless 80's-style action flicks with you and mimicking the crazy accents. She'll be happy pretty much no matter what comes as long as you're safe, but will take great pride in raising a strong daughter, taking summer "girl trips" with her to the mountains to train.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:42:24 2014 No.12601349 >>12601340 Way to have a shit national bird, Canada. I've never seen that kind of behavior from a freedom eagle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:42:42 2014 No.12601352 >>12601324 >>12601337 >Dickless Poison Awful. Simply awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:43:21 2014 No.12601354 >>12601349 Don't bald eagles dive bomb pets and shit though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:43:42 2014 No.12601358 >>12601158 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#12532799

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:43:43 2014 No.12601359 >>12601306 YES

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:44:21 2014 No.12601364 >>12601354 Probably, but that's the price of freedom, especially if you have a yippy rat dog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:44:40 2014 No.12601365 File: 2.50 MB, 320x183, Kobe Slamyant.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601352 Cry harder, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:45:14 2014 No.12601369 >>12601354 >dive bomb pets No. They eat them. A yappy dog is just a snack to a raptor with a six foot wingspan.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:45:20 2014 No.12601370

>>12601340
>Males exhibit agonistic behaviour both on and off breeding and nesting grounds. This behavior rarely involves interspecific killing. One documented case involved a male defending its nest from a brant goose that wandered into the area, the following attack lasted for one hour until the death of the Brant. The cause of death was suffocation or drowning in mud as a direct result of the Canada goose's pecking the head of the Brant into the mud

Jeeezus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:46:17 2014 No.12601374 >>12601347 Fuck it let's try. 1. N 2. N 3. Haven't played 4. Switch 5. Y 6. Nothing yet. 7. Fluff/Skin 8. Sweetie 9. Y 10. Succubi

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:47:19 2014 No.12601377 >>12601374 Let us* Oh god I'm so dumb no bully

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:48:14 2014 No.12601381 >>12601365 What does based Byarlant have to do with anythi-... What are these faces?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:50:11 2014 No.12601388 >>12601158 >>12532117

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:51:40 2014 No.12601397 >>12601370 And remember Anon, they have immunity. They get away with this stuff. It's like a group of succubus running around NTRing every man from their mamono wives and you can't kill them, let alone harm 'em in any way

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:53:13 2014 No.12601399 >>12601381 Kobe Byarlant is jamming with Zeek remnants, only to be seen again in the Unicorn manga spin-off where Riddhe gets his own Byarlant Custom unit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:53:39 2014 No.12601400 >>12601397 It says they are monogamous and most stay together with a mate for life. Were talking full on yankee-dere here.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:54:19 2014 No.12601402

>>12601340
>"Hey kid, the fuck are you doing here? This park is our turf."
>"B-but it's a public park..."
>Canadian Goose Harpy ringleader slugs him in the stomach, while the rest honk with laughter.
>"Wrong, this park is ours kid. You gotta pay the toll."
>"But I d-don't have any money on me. I'm s-sorry."
>"Oh, our 'toll' isn't paid with money punk. Drop your pants..."

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:56:28 2014 No.12601406

>>12601400
I know, Anon Live in Canadia as long as I have and you know the dangers of the Candian Geese
Word of advise: Just stay the hell out of their way and keep your head low. Think of it like going to school and there's this group of Oni and Amazon bullies that break and rape everyone and get away with it because their parents on the school and the district

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:56:54 2014 No.12601408 >>12601347 1. N 2. N 3. Lil Mac is already in 4. Equal 5. N 6. New chapter of everyday monster girl 7. Human Skin/Fur 8. >Implying I like pet names 9. Y 10. Behead those who insult Succubi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:56:59 2014 No.12601410 >>12601402 The fuck are you people talking about? I've never had Canadian geese be this bad to me. Are BC geese nicer than others?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:58:43 2014 No.12601418 >>12601410 Look to >>12601400 They are mean, but they'll love you absolutely. Maybe batter you around a bit here and there, but they'll do worse to anyone else getting in your face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 17:59:06 2014 No.12601422 >>12601410 Live in the wilderness of Canadia, my man. Cityfolk won't know jack about nature unless one craps on your head from the sky Don't even get me started in the crap

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:00:19 2014 No.12601427

>>12601402
God what horrible shits
>She pushes you down
>In an attempt to break your fall and get away you accidentally swing your fist a little too far and sock her right on the chin
>Her giant eyes well up with tears and the begins to bawl
>She's so loud she calls over every Oni cop in the vicinity.
>"Holy shit son, did you just assault our national monstergirl? You sick piece of shit. I usually play it by the book, but I'm taking you to a back alley and pounding your pelvis into dust."
>Little shit smirks at you from behind the Oni.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:01:45 2014 No.12601435 >>12601422 I don't live in a huge city, I'm in more of a town. Fucking geese shit everywhere they go

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:02:31 2014 No.12601437 >>12601158 No need for a partner. I'm happily satisfied with the Patsy Cyclops you brought into my life. She's such a sweet little angel, and we owe our newfound happiness to your brilliant work. Continue the excellent work, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:06:42 2014 No.12601450 >>12601427 Why not ask the Oni why she isn't the National Monster Girl but the Goose is? I mean, clearly the Oni is much more efficient at shattering pelvises, shouldn't she be the National Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:07:59 2014 No.12601454 Hey, did the Devil ever get translated? I can't find it fucking anywhere. http://mgbooru.net/post/view/17327?search=devil_%28mamono_girl_lover%29

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:09:07 2014 No.12601459

>>12601427
They're vengeful motherfuckers too.

>Oni cop drags you to a dirty back alley and beats you to near unconsciousness
>"You ready for a pelvis smashing son?"
>Oni cop just about to slam onto your pelvis when suddenly the Goose Harpy from earlier jumps on her back, pecking at her head and honking
>After somehow chasing the Oni away, Goose bitch comes back and slams you to the ground after you try and run away
>Rides you while honking as loud as she can in your ear

Fuck Geese

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Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:11:04 2014 No.12601463

>>12601347
>>12601158
Fuck it, can I try? Know it's not from the last batch, but I never seem to get a chance on these things.

1. N
2. Y
3. Zero Suit Samus. I was not disappointed.
4. Equal
5. Y
6. I look forward to new Monster Girl releases in Puzzle and Dragons.
7. I'd say Scales, but honestly the MGs I'd most want as a waifu all have fur.
8. Lover.
9. Y
10. Succubi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:13:47 2014 No.12601469 >>12601158 N N Haven't played smash bros since it was on Gamecube Switch N More Gate manga Fur/skin Sweetheart Y Neither succubutt nor paladin

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:13:47 2014 No.12601470 File: 1.11 MB, 827x1169, e1349bc5d02fd344cac1f889e0d42b34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New lava golem art from butter-t

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:15:13 2014 No.12601475 >>12601158 1. N 2. Y 3. Palutena 4. Switch 5. N 6. More After the End doujins and /mg/ writefaggotry 7. Human skin but fur is a close second 8. Darling 9. YES 10. behead those who insult monster girls. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:16:45 2014 No.12601481 Choose! 1) Mature white 9 tailed fox woman, who will 'ara ara' for you all night. 2) Kikimora maid who will serve you all night for your every whim, fantasy, and dark desire. Choose wisely!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:16:51 2014 No.12601482 >>12601470 >New Butter-T >Lava Golem Slow, her face looks a bit derpy, and her claws look off, but still, I like it. What's the text say? Anyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:16:55 2014 No.12601484 >>12601475 woops ;^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:17:14 2014 No.12601487 File: 612 KB, 706x895, Lava Golem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601470 I'm surprised that people still remember the Lava Golem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:17:35 2014 No.12601491 >>12601470 Just why? Shit like this is the epitome of hugbox. >Is lava >LOL BUT IT DONT BURN UR DIC SO ITS OK TO FUG IT

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:17:58 2014 No.12601495 [DELETED]

remove honk, remove HONK you are worst bird. you are the goose idiot you are the goose smell. return to canada. to our duck cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,canada we will never forgeve you. bieber rascal fuck but fuck asshole goose stink..goose genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead goose..ahahahahah canada we will get you!! do not forget ww2 .texas we kill the king , texas return to your precious mexico....hahahahaha idiot goose and duck smell so bad..wow i can smell it. remove honk from the premises. you will get caught. british+usa+mexico+australia=kill canada...you will ww2/ tupac alive in new jersey, tupac making album of new jersey . fast rap tupac new jersey. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac... you are ppoor stink goose... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in new jersey ....fuck the canada ,..fuckk ashol goose no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the goose farm aminal with rap magic now we the new jersey rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and canada goose wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. new jersey greattst countrey

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:18:07 2014 No.12601496 >>12601487 I bet she is hot!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:18:26 2014 No.12601498 >>12601470 Looks good. Lava Golems are good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:18:29 2014 No.12601499 >>12601481 Maid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:18:39 2014 No.12601500 >>12601481 If the kitsune is a christmas cake, I will go for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:18:42 2014 No.12601501 >>12601470 >>12601487 Her boobs seem more warm and inviting than other boobs. Like hot water bottles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:18:59 2014 No.12601502 >>12601481 O N E N E I'm not even a kitsunefag but ara ara mature is Godly

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:19:24 2014 No.12601504 >>12601491 She's basically just a warm slime with some chunky bits thrown in.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:19:41 2014 No.12601506

>>12601306
>She's pumping, pumping YOU into her, at a frenzied pace, her pussy frothing now, making obscene squelching sounds with every thrust in and wet sucking sounds as you move out
>You're holding on to the edge of the bed for dear life, but her tail binds your hands, crushing the last means of resistance you had, you're completely at her mercy, or lack thereof, now
>She forces you to cum like this three times, leaving you a wheezing, sweaty mess
>She lets go of you and releases hands sitting between your legs and holding you, both of you feeling each other heartbeats
>She wafts her wings softly to cool you down and strokes your hair and back, letting you recuperate
>When you've regained your composure, she starts fondling you to get you hard again, and guides you inside her
>She drapes her wings over you and begins undulating her hips and belly, slowly, softly bumping into you as she lovingly milks you, taking the brunt of the work and letting you embrace her as she lightly kisses you between whispers, "My darling. So sweet, so loving. Shhh."
>You wake the next morning to find her cradling you to her bosom
>Your hips curse your entire bloodline as you struggle to get out of bed, but you need to refuel after such a night
>You begin raiding your host's fridge, sure she won't mind after being so accommodating, despite your slight protests
>You wonder around her living room for a bit, looking at photographs and such
>She sure has a lot of pictures, particularly of a young boy
>She stealthily walks behind you and gives you a bear hug
>"Hello lover" she says quite chipper. She takes the picture out of your hands. "How time has passed, I've almost no memory of those times."
>Look at the picture. Look at her. Her?
>She was an Alp all along

Fuck you Demon Lord. Fuck you with a flaming rake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:20:12 2014 No.12601508 >>12601491 And? >>12601495 Is it true that pastas rot the moment of their inception?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:20:28 2014 No.12601510 >>12601481 You got me with the ara ara. Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:21:06 2014 No.12601513 >>12601481 Kitsune

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:21:38 2014 No.12601515 >>12601508 >>>/filthy canada goose nest/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:21:41 2014 No.12601516 >>12601506 A stage 3 Alp at that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:22:25 2014 No.12601520 >>12601516 Stage 3 alp friends are best friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:22:30 2014 No.12601521 >>12601481 1, I'm after a partner, not a servant. (Though I do like feathers)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:22:33 2014 No.12601522 >>12601506 You got me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:22:33 2014 No.12601523 >>12601506 It's fiiiiiine. It's fiiiiine!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:22:38 2014 No.12601524 >>12601301 I'm honestly surprised he didn't just kill that thing. I know I sure as fuck would have.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:23:19 2014 No.12601527

>>12601491
>Hugbox
Look, this setting is all about fucking things that look like cute girls. You would burst into flames before even touching lava. How else would you fuck it?

This isn't like Dark Elf's "Oh she's a total S but her magic whip doesn't cause pain or hurt you"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:23:31 2014 No.12601529 >>12601506 kek. I'd still hit it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:23:34 2014 No.12601530 >>12601506 MARRY HER A R R Y H E R

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:23:36 2014 No.12601531 >>12601524 If I was there in the moment, I don't think I would've had the balls to kill it. I would've delighted in seeing how far I could throw it before it recovered, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:24:32 2014 No.12601532 >>12601524 >Kill a Canadian Goose. >It's dying thoughts are sent to every Canadian Goose in existence telepathically. >They now know what you did. Every single one of them. There's a reason why, believe me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:24:44 2014 No.12601534 >>12601481 I take the Kikimora maid and tell her to walk around my house going 'ara ara' as she cleans. And while we're having sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:25:50 2014 No.12601539 >>12601506 At this point is just a girl. Who cares.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:27:03 2014 No.12601542 >>12601506 Very well done, nice ending Keep it up ! This is far too good for me to spoof as a commercial.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:27:09 2014 No.12601543 >>12601532 What was that movie? The Omen? Like gogolplex of crows crowded around his house, silently staring, waiting for you to come out. Replace that with honking geese harpies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:29:36 2014 No.12601555 >>12600156 >Alp stuff More like generic hentai dialogue posing as Alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:29:37 2014 No.12601556 >>12601543 >gogolplex of crows I'm pretty sure this is enough crows to fit snugly inside the entire ellipse of Earth's orbit. At the very least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:30:04 2014 No.12601560 >>12601460 She's pretty cute. 8/10, would hold her body close to mine.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:30:31 2014 No.12601561

The scene opens out in a television studio, several pairs of chairs are arraigned facing the cameras, each one with a couple in them.

Tonight on Discovery, the truth behind the myth, find out what life is really like on...

I Date an ALP....

<she groans and changes the channel>

I lied, I couldn't resist

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:30:46 2014 No.12601564 >>12601534 What about singing while she works? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr0r0E2ZSIA A kiki's as lucky, as lucky can be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:31:38 2014 No.12601566 >>12601506 Bravo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:31:48 2014 No.12601567 >>12601158 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12532812/#q12535451 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12532812/#q12535462

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:32:16 2014 No.12601568 >>12601564 Singing is just part of the job description. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:34:43 2014 No.12601576 >>12601543 >>12601556 http://4archive.org/a/res/109033389 I googled "googolplex of crows" and this was one of the first results.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:34:57 2014 No.12601579

>>12601564
A passable singing voice would be one of the mandatory position requirements.

Singing with me for fun throughout the day.
Singing while she's cleaning.
Singing me to sleep after comfy love-making.
Singing in my ear to wake me up in the morning.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:35:38 2014 No.12601580

Tomorrow night on Discovery Channel!

Did Aleins bring Monster girls to earth?

Were their aliens in the past?

Did an Alien help The Egyptian gods build the pyramids?

Find out tomorow night in Discover at 8pm.....

<she sighs, and changes the channel again>

"Husband?"

"Yes, O great dragon wife of mine?"

"Is Human world Television any better?, maybe we can subscribe to some of their channels"

"I am sorry to say dear dragon wife of mine, that its about the same, if not worse"

<She curses in her native language, and keeps surfing the channels>

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:36:28 2014 No.12601585 File: 383 KB, 1080x960, Im out of control.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601532 That's fine. I'll kill them all! I live in Texas so there's no bullshit law to stop me.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:37:19 2014 No.12601590

>>12601487
>>12601498

>You will never be commanded to worship a Lava Golem as she fucks you
>You will never tell her from her breasts leak the life blood of the earth, that her womb is the center of creation
>That you will bring her your fatigue and receive her love, that from your coupling a new world will be born
>She will never smile softly and settle down right on top of you, your body hot... oh so hot
>Her searing eyes blazing in you
>"Mohalo"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:37:25 2014 No.12601591 >>12601580 Read books e a d b o o k s

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:37:42 2014 No.12601593 File: 272 KB, 800x950, 15643687435345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601579 So pure. I bet she's an amazing chef too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:39:07 2014 No.12601597 I thought about doing a more ending, but all the alp stuff from earlier got me in a mood to write, so, nobody's mad? Not saying that was my intent of course. Did you get a laugh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:39:15 2014 No.12601599 Your Wolf Daughteru comes crying that she can't blow down the last little pig girl's house down. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:39:31 2014 No.12601601 >>12601593 Obvious question springs to mind: what does the rest of her look like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:39:59 2014 No.12601604 File: 991 KB, 480x270, iZ3GIea.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601590 >Hawaiian Lava Golem Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:40:15 2014 No.12601605 >>12601597 I chortled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:40:18 2014 No.12601606 File: 695 KB, 1328x629, Lava_Golem pf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601590 I wonder what a Lava Golem looks like when in a wintery area.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:40:22 2014 No.12601608 How do you think human girls feel about monster girls and men who like them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:40:58 2014 No.12601611 >>12601599 Hand her a stick of dynamite. Tell her to plant it, light the fuse, and run.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:41:03 2014 No.12601612 >>12601606 They look dead because once their lava cools and hardens they die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:41:05 2014 No.12601613 File: 1.50 MB, 1200x1600, 1d3f16fd6dc806584ba8b7609a2e6ee3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601599 Wonder how I've raised a daughteru that thinks wanton vandalism and destruction of property is okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:41:38 2014 No.12601614 >>12601612 No?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:41:41 2014 No.12601615 File: 148 KB, 544x775, 13457864387543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601601 You want to know what's under that dress of hers? How lewd anon. Have you no shame?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:42:21 2014 No.12601619 >>12601599 order her some explosives and perhaps some C4

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:42:52 2014 No.12601620 >>12601470 Whenever I see a lava golem I get the taste of tang in my mouth. I want to lick her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:42:53 2014 No.12601621 >>12601599 Time to use the flamethrower.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:42:57 2014 No.12601622 >>12601310 That's a rather silly sex game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:43:04 2014 No.12601623 >>12601608 jealous

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:43:08 2014 No.12601624 >>12601611 Ex-military Anondad, stop showing your daughteru the proper use and application of explosive devices in a suburban setting!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:43:12 2014 No.12601626 >>12601613 She got it from her mother why do you think those blowjobs were so good

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:44:33 2014 No.12601631 >>12601611 >>12601619 >>12601621 Your daughteru now has nightmares for the rest of her life of three mangled pig girl triplets. Congratulations dicks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:44:36 2014 No.12601632 >>12601606 The lava looks like honey. I just want to spread it on a piece of toast with some butter and eat it And then realize I just ate molten hot lava.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:44:40 2014 No.12601633

>>12601597

>Alp stuff from earlier

Where's screencap anon when you need him.

>>12601604

I like to have a headcanon of all the different kinds of MGs having accents and shit. Lava Golem struck me as Hawaiian/Pacific Islander because of Pele.

Glorious, delicious. Pele.

She's their Goddess of Fire and Volcanoes you swine

>>12601606

Virtually the same, if not cooled down? The bigger question would be this though. If you're freezing to death would you want a Yeti hug or to violently dick a Lava Golem before she slathers you in sticky hot love?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:46:16 2014 No.12601637 >>12601633 Obviously a yeti. Hugs are less effort and better all around

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:46:41 2014 No.12601638 >>12601620 I know, right? It's such an appealing shade of orange. Like if it wasn't lava, it'd taste like the best damn orange juice you've ever had.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:47:00 2014 No.12601639 >>12601631 Hey, she was talking about the house, who said we didn't evict them first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:47:18 2014 No.12601640 >>12601564 The whole singing housekeeper thing will forever be ruined for me thanks to Tobias Funke. >>12601608 I'd say it sounds like a Maury Povich episode, but they don't do anything but paternity tests nowadays...

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:47:49 2014 No.12601641

>>12601615
> Have you no shame?
Literally on a monster porn thread on a chinese cartoon forum, so no, none.
She's meant to be something like a harpy, but she has a proper tail, and hands, despite being feathered. A-ha! I've figured it out. She's not a brid girl at all, she's a
feathered dinosaur girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:48:59 2014 No.12601646 >>12601590 Yes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:49:34 2014 No.12601647 >>12601633 >Where's screencap anon when you need him. That depends on whether or not the author has a Pastebin.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:49:48 2014 No.12601649

>>12601608
Well, lets say for the sake of an argument, or discussion, I am out shopping with my Fox woman wife, and I see a human woman looking at her with disgust, I would probably comment along the lines of "she is far better than any human woman could ever be, and take the fox woman's arm in mine and smile at her'

I am certain most human women would either not care, think themselves better, or be jealous , or worse, try to 'convert' them to the ways of human women , like that eddy Murphy skit about wanting a woman from africa

I think it's called bush bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:50:08 2014 No.12601650 File: 1.39 MB, 640x360, [pure love intensifies].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601590 M-Makalapua!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:50:29 2014 No.12601651 Do Monster Girls contract STDS? Surely with all the raping they do they must have stumbled upon them

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:50:36 2014 No.12601652 >>12601641 Considering her source material, expect to see some mix of fur and feathers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:50:46 2014 No.12601653 >>12601580 Kek >Reporter: so, Ra, WAS it aliens? >Ra: No. Welp, ancient mystery solved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:51:09 2014 No.12601655 >>12601608 SJW's.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:52:41 2014 No.12601659

I believe her legs are scaled, and the rest of her is feathered, so the key parts might be bare like a human woman, perhaps her legs are scaled up to her crotch and then the smoothness begins, makes me wonder what her carpet is like , and if it matches her drapes

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:53:37 2014 No.12601663

>>12601650

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YinkbnaBgIk

>YFW you don't even realize she's a Lava Golem in human guise when you first meet her, the fires dancing around her as she dances in the traditional hula garb
>Several Onis using the gourds and beating them as other MGs attempt to emulate her perfect form, and get slightly flustered.

>>12601647

He does he just never uses it.

The faggot.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:54:10 2014 No.12601667

>>12601649
But according to all descriptions, monster girls are supposed to be more interesting, better lovers, stronger, more caring, etc than girls. Essentially superior in every way. Don't you think human girl's distate for them is justified since it means they are now send class in terms of people looking for mates?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:55:15 2014 No.12601671 >>12601655 sjw? what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:55:24 2014 No.12601672 >>12601343 L2Anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:56:06 2014 No.12601675 >>12601667 If human women weren't so shit, they wouldn't be so low on the totem pole when competition enters the market. No one to blame but themselves.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:57:06 2014 No.12601678

>>12601470

I wish Butter-T would work on his tits, they are always either too huge for the girl or a weird shape.

Those actually don't even look like they are connected to the girl, I have no idea how they could be improved but they just look strange to me.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:57:10 2014 No.12601679

>>12601667
I again think it has to do with the world they are in, if MGs are few and far between, they would be seen as exotic, or perverse.

In a world where the mix is even, I could see the point you made.

In a world where humanity is doomed, like KCs , they would be really terrified of MGs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:57:19 2014 No.12601680 >>12601651 Depends on the setting. The MGE's girls are resistant to most afflictions. Some things get through, but it's usually just mamono mana'd diseases that don't do much beyond making them more crazed and lustful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:57:26 2014 No.12601681 >>12601675 >Low on the totem pole You do realize you have it backwards, yeah?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:57:40 2014 No.12601682

>>12601651
Do you even hentai logic anon? Nobody ever gets sick from unsafe sex practices, you and 99 strangers can creampie a girl, and the last guy who sticks his dick in there will be as healthy as a horse 10 years later.

They do get some diseases though, Spirit Thirst, Alraune Pollen Allergy, and Demon Realm Fever, but those just make her fuck you harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:59:28 2014 No.12601684 >>12601675 What if human girls tried to better themselves upon getting competition? Unlikely, I know, but if monster girls were possible, then why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:59:32 2014 No.12601685 Remember at first only a handful of us would even consider dating a MG, so we would be considered 'weird' strange or sad by human women, but over time as word gets out how nice MGs are.. who knows what would happen

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 18:59:40 2014 No.12601686 >>12601649 EDDIE! What have you done for me lately! Fucking Unfufu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:00:21 2014 No.12601688 >>12601681 Are you insinuating that human women would still be man's first choice when there's monster girls running around?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:00:36 2014 No.12601689 >>12601679 And they would probably lead the paladin crusades

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:00:43 2014 No.12601691 >>12601671 I envy you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:01:12 2014 No.12601695 File: 500 KB, 838x1300, img000020 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best girl's gonna give in and win any day now

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:01:17 2014 No.12601697 >>12601675 Human women aren't born with seven areas of vagina, a second stomach for semen and a tail pussy so they're shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:01:20 2014 No.12601698 How do you feel about Kitsunetsuki and Kitsunebi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:01:35 2014 No.12601700 >>12601688 Given the choice between a Jinko and a human woman i'd pick the Jinko because I at least know one of them for definite fucks like a tiger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:01:54 2014 No.12601702 >>12601688 The lowest man in the totem pole is the most important, you ignoramus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:02:26 2014 No.12601707 >>12601695 Nah, alium won't win, sadly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:02:47 2014 No.12601708 >>12601697 duh

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:03:07 2014 No.12601710 >>12601158 That's based as fuck, but have you found your own match yet, brother?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:03:26 2014 No.12601711 >>12601698 One is a woman possessed by a fox, while the other is jut a ball of lust in fox form, both are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:03:41 2014 No.12601713 File: 985 KB, 1000x1086, Kitsune-bi Posession.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601698 They're alright. They're also choicer real-estate for childhood friend stories. Along with Alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:03:50 2014 No.12601714 File: 139 KB, 1000x1000, 2l1Yfjt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601700 >Jinko My nigga.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:03:56 2014 No.12601715

Some of you are still young and inexperienced in the dating scene, and I mean no offense, but when you have a great GF, or wife, suddenly all the other women have an interest in you, and in the back of their minds it becomes a sort of competition to see if they are better than her (wife gf).

That old saying is very true, when you are single, you can't find anyone, BUT
when yer seeing someone, they all wanna go out with you.

I imagine this will be the case with MGs as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:04:00 2014 No.12601717 File: 38 KB, 363x550, Kikimora[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601652 Something like that.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:04:44 2014 No.12601719

>>12601655
>At the markets with my're waifu.
>Walking around, comparing prices
>I've been wanting to broil up a real mean soup.
>A broth really.
>I'm picking winter vegetables alone now, my waifu is a Vargr. The name has no real bearing on the species, but I found her one a trip to Iceland. An old friend of mine suggested we go hunting in some woods.
>Any way, she said she'd be gone for a few minutes to select the cuts of meat she wants.
>The nose knows, right?
>I pick out the vegetables I'm happy with. Potato, turnips, Carrots, that sort of thing.
>We've got some propper stock as home which we made out of the deer carcass I hunted with my wife about a month back, so it's not like I need store-bought beef stock or anything.
>I feel like treating her. It's nearing winter and she's been saying that she misses a few of her old haunts. She sleep's been getting more restless too. Her legs often twitch in bed as she dreams of the hunt that you just can't find here in Australia.
>She meets up with me a few minutes later, I with the vegetables, she with a great hunk of flesh wrapped protectively under her arm.
>She smirks at a dragon across the store.
>The dragon puffs angrily, smoke and embers billowing lightly
>She leans into my ear, "I snuck in whilst she was bartering prices. They wanted money and all she had was some noble family's pendant. Took the last good cut of meat."
>As we both laugh, a sort of pudgy human plants her feet before us, hands on hips. Her hare looks dishevelled, perhaps from the stress of too many rants falling on deaf ears. I suppose the SWJ's have gone out of business ever since the monstergirls started integrating within society. People sort of just treat them like insane homeless people these days.
>She glares at me for a moment, and then turns to my wife.
>"You know he's just using you, right?" She all but yells. "He just wants to brag to his boys that he fucked an alpha wolf. Are you okay with that? Aren't you a proud, apex predator?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:05:16 2014 No.12601721 >>12601713 Kitsune-Tsuki, Alps, and Wyvern are the best fuel for Childhood Friend Stories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:05:20 2014 No.12601723 >>12601713 Her right leg seems disproportionately tiny, even when taking into account the depth and perspective of the image.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:06:31 2014 No.12601726

>>12601685
They would probably try to tear down the monstergirls at first. Bullying them and their lovers, campaigning for anti-monster laws and trying to block laws that protect them, bitching on the internet, cornering husbandos to "give them a taste of a real woman"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:06:41 2014 No.12601729 >>12601685 >who knows what would happen Girls would protest against monster girl-human love. For the obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:07:22 2014 No.12601731 OK, Commercial-Kun here again what is SJW? I can't find a reference to it in my translation guides

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:07:28 2014 No.12601733 >>12601719 In this situation you would point out that humanity is an apex predator as well and the term is essentially meaningless since it just means "able to kill shit good and not get killed yourself".

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:08:15 2014 No.12601736

>>12601684
Still no good.
They're not bettering themselves because they understand what an awful prospect they've made themselves and want to change, it's just to keep up. Sort of like when someone apologizes for something, but it's not an "I'm sorry" apology as much as an "I'm sorry for getting caught" apology.

>>12601702
Where I come from, the saying means that you're considered the worst or least important.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:08:25 2014 No.12601737 >>12601731 err SWJ Wow , even I can make typos

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:08:26 2014 No.12601738 >>12601713 Human girl/Kitsune-bi would make the best pair of sisters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:08:39 2014 No.12601739 Got a fresh shipment of fluffy in today. Which one would you folks like to see scanned first? http://i.imgur.com/50Yh3rV.jpg

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:08:48 2014 No.12601740
File: 96 KB, 600x882, Christmas Wyvern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12601721
>Wyvern Childhood friend
>Mounting ritual
I'm surprised this hasn't been done yet.
>>12601723
I like this artists stuff, but he kinda has an issue with proportions.
>>12601731
Mill about on /v/, you'll get an idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:08:53 2014 No.12601741 >>12601715 I hate this. It's flattering, but very problematic.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:08:59 2014 No.12601742

>>12601719
>My wife retreats a step. Even in the wilds wolves won't touch insane or rabid prey
>I grab her paw and begin to lead her away from the crazy lady.
>"D-don't support the patriarchy... I-I..."
>She stands rooted to the spot as another couple walks away, pretending not to hear
>"Why won't you check your privilege? why does no one ever check their privilege?" fades into the din of the market
>I made a kickass soup and we went for a midnight run after the meal, and ended up falling asleep together in the woods.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:09:02 2014 No.12601743 >>12601726 I have a shotgun, just saying. I don't care what they do to me, but if they touch my waifu they can start to pray.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:09:55 2014 No.12601746 >>12601739 Scan anything but the bottom right. In fact burn that one before Bob sees it.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:10:25 2014 No.12601748

>>12601721
>>12601713

>Alp friend will never be lewd with you on the Red Moon by taking their briefs and pulling them to silhouette their fresh pussy for you, stammering their body is involuntarily moving and for you to not stare
>You will never stare intensely before snapping out of it and having to take care of it in the bathroom
>The Alp will never feign disappointment in ruby red eyes that you didn't have the balls to fuck her
>Will never go back to normal and start flipping out like Dumpire over the shit she just said

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:10:32 2014 No.12601749 >>12601470 >>12601487 Lava Golems are cute, but holy fuck, my country's literally swarming with these girls right now. It's getting unbelievably hot out here, even at night. I'm starting to miss those Yuki-Onna tourists...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:10:48 2014 No.12601750 >>12601731 Social Justice Warrior. They're people who bitch on the internet about "social issues" most of them made up. Think of the average tumblr user.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:11:33 2014 No.12601752 >>12601695 >Running Fuck bitch what you doing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:12:06 2014 No.12601753 >>12601739 Top right first, please and thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:12:25 2014 No.12601754 >>12601749 Don't do that. >>12601750 >average tumblr user That kinda sucks as SJWs are a minority on there, yet tumblr is associated with them as a whole.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:12:52 2014 No.12601755

>>12601726
"give them a taste of a real woman"
>Dick is limp
>she's sopping wet but completely fails to rouse you
>"W-why?"
>You shrug against your binds.
>"I just went like 10 rounds with a kitsune last night. Compared to that you're just kinda embarrassing yourself"
>She leaves crying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:12:52 2014 No.12601756 >>12601749 Let me guess, 40ºC with drying rivers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:13:41 2014 No.12601757 >>12601719 Incoming keks, more please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:14:08 2014 No.12601759 File: 405 KB, 737x1200, 143743543532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never walk in on your Kikimora maid, who has her face pressed into a pair of your boxers. Inhaling deeply, then leaning back with a blissful look on her face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:14:31 2014 No.12601761 >>12601739 Top right, assuming it isn't futa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:15:04 2014 No.12601763 >>12601759 That's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:15:27 2014 No.12601764 >>12601754 Do what? >>12601756 Bingo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:15:46 2014 No.12601766 >>12601748 >tfw no alp cousin to give you under desk blowjobs It hurts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:16:00 2014 No.12601767 >>12601764 >Do what? I think he means don't roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:16:14 2014 No.12601768 >>12601739 >Which one would you folks like to see scanned first? As long as there aren't shit fetishes I don't care.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:16:25 2014 No.12601769

>>12601198

Congratulations! You have been paired with Entrapment Black Dragon!

This buxom older drake was the founder and owner of Dragonwing, the monster sportcar company that went under a decade ago. While bills stacked up around her ears and she looked down the long barrel of bankruptcy of all she had spent her life building, she was approached by a succubus that told her about a way she might stay solvent to save her company. She'd need to adopt a boy, then pass him off to the demon for a very large sum. In reality, this was a setup by a rival company to crush her once and for all. She got nothing when she left the orphanage but a waiting squad of riot knights.

She pushed for publicity of her story, not tough when the classic DW-007 remains one of the most iconic sportscars in history, and has pulled the few strings she has left to be a part of the program.

She's learned to be humble over her incarceration. She has no hoard, no assets, no nothing anymore. Everything was seized by the city. She'll need some encouragement, starting over and knowing you'll never reach where you once did is one of the hardest things.

Working together, she'll be happy to have someone by her side she can count on, a true partner. She's not cold but very rational, not one for spontaneously jumping into anything, until you get her behind the wheel of a fast car. Speeding down the pavement, hair whipping around her twisted horns, she'll have the biggest dumb kid grin you've ever seen.

Saving every cent, one day she'll buy a mint Dragonwing, trusting only you to drive it besides her. She'll prefer it that way, leaning over your shoulder, whispering about how it roars like a dragon should while she punches the clutch with her tail and changes gears with a claw telling you how you better enjoy riding in a dragon before the dragon rides you when you get home.

But you will have to keep her from keying or spitting acid on any of her old rival's vehicles she happens to see, or join in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:16:52 2014 No.12601770 >>12601767 Well shit, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:17:18 2014 No.12601772 >>12601739 Top left.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:17:35 2014 No.12601773 >>12601470 >More Butter-T art >Smile for a moment >Eventually start frowning as I begin to realize >Still haven't heard back from that guy

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:17:39 2014 No.12601774

>>12601726
>Try to bully the wrong man
>Amazon waifu lifts them off the ground and growls "MINE" at them before dropping them back on their ass
>They sit crying in a puddle of their own urine before going home and posting on tumblr about how they NTR'd an Amazon's husband away from her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:18:14 2014 No.12601775 >>12601158 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#12531421

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:18:49 2014 No.12601776 >>12601726 How would MGs react to being hit on by lesbians?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:19:32 2014 No.12601778 >>12601766 Fuck you got me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:19:38 2014 No.12601779 >>12601713 I wonder what being possessed by one would be like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:20:22 2014 No.12601780 >>12601769 qt, would help her reclaim her treasure hoard.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:21:04 2014 No.12601781

>>12601742
>Running out into the woods and spending a whole day hunting and/or exploring, just for the hell of it.
>Fall asleep together in whatever shelter you can find when night falls.
>Wolfgirl is used to living out in the wild, and lets you sleep tucked up against her like a warm pillow.
>Wake up in the morning, head back home all dishevelled, covered in dirt, leaves and sweat.
>Jump start yourself with a shower shred with her, followed by a big breakfast cooked with an actual kitchen.

The good life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:21:05 2014 No.12601782 >>12601764 Fucking heat, man. I'm dying here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:21:06 2014 No.12601783 >>12601739 I ordered that one you have, and it hasn't come yet, I'm jelly, yeah burn smugfox

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:21:07 2014 No.12601784 >>12601779 I don't think they can possess guys.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:21:12 2014 No.12601785

>>12601776
Densely. Like, I think it would be so far from their mindset that they wouldn't even register it as flirting.
>Hey sister, delicious ass.
>Heey, thanks. I've started a new workout to get the attention of this one guy. Even he noticed, and he's usually pretty dense, hahaha, so I guess it's working. Hay, wanna hear about how great he is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:21:49 2014 No.12601788 >>12601768 >As long as there aren't shit fetishes I don't care. That's an awfully loaded statement. >>12601783 >That one Which one is that? And honestly smug fox is the best one. Tons of guest art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:21:52 2014 No.12601789 >>12601776 Some would ignore them, others would try to turn them down politely, the short fused would beat them up if they bother them for too long and a few would just straight up transform them into MGs of their respective race.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:22:27 2014 No.12601792 >>12601776 Well, if the MG reciprocates, they won't be lesbians for long...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:23:49 2014 No.12601795 File: 3.26 MB, 800x7600, 1401199333247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601776 If the MG is also lesbian then lesbian sex happens.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:23:52 2014 No.12601794

>>12601766

>You will never have your Stage 2 Alp cousin come back after years of not seeing you
>You will never be confused as shit by the buxom horned woman hugging you as your mother exasperatedly tells you it's your former older male cousin
>Who had an "accident"
>She will never sneak into your bed that night, only to wake you up with a blowjob before sliding the wet lips of her labia along the engorged head of your cock
>You will never tell her that as blood-relatives you can't do this, MG or not
>She'll never tell you before lip locking you and corralling you inside of her moist depths that it was your mother's idea to begin with
>She will never tenderly milk you of all your virgin seed and fall asleep like you remember them doing so
>You will never notice how much smaller she is now, compared to the giant brotherly guy you remember
>You will never silently promise yourself you want to protect them with all of your heart, a smile crossing her face as if she heard your thoughts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:25:00 2014 No.12601800 >>12601785 >>12601789 >>12601792 [forbidden love slackens]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:25:34 2014 No.12601801 >>12601794 Alps best monster

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:25:46 2014 No.12601802 >>12601795 >Monster girl lesbian Nice joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:26:45 2014 No.12601805 >>12601795 I think you missed the point of this exercise.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:26:46 2014 No.12601806

>>12601788
My friends in Japan like to send me stuff on a regular basis, they pretty much know of my fox woman, elf woman and dragon woman fetish, so they randomly find me some stuff, and I ship them back some random stuff they like too, the top right I think, the Ran Yakumo one

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:27:44 2014 No.12601808 File: 1009 KB, 500x280, 1380294851686.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601781 Well, seems like is that time again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:27:49 2014 No.12601809 >>12601755 I laughed

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:28:49 2014 No.12601811 >>12601795 Does /mgg/ have a few basic rules to maintain its consistency, one of them being that MGs need dick and semen to live a healthy life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:29:16 2014 No.12601813 >>12601801 Surely you didn't think that was good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:29:16 2014 No.12601814 >>12601801 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:29:52 2014 No.12601817 >>12601813 God no what the fuck is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:30:52 2014 No.12601818 >>12601811 The D. yes, the semen not necessarily if she's not from MGE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:30:59 2014 No.12601819 >>12601811 No, the basic rule of /MGG/ is a simple one, one you will be sure to love We all love our Monstergirls, and are not racist of them (except alps and maticores, cause we know they suck )

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:31:02 2014 No.12601820 >>12601811 >MGs need dick and semen to live a healthy life Nah, only energy beings require that as a necessity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:31:21 2014 No.12601821 >>12601811 They don't need them. They just want them a whole fucking lot and have no interest in the V.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:31:24 2014 No.12601822 >>12601811 If you're in KC world, yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:32:13 2014 No.12601823 >>12601776 MGs are sexual as fuck so I assume a lot of them would be interested in the sex. In terms of a permanent relationship idk

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:33:05 2014 No.12601826 >>12601820 *energy beings and most succubi variants. >>12601819 >/MGG/ Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:33:06 2014 No.12601828 >>12601823 see >>12601805

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:33:26 2014 No.12601829 >>12601811 Not really. KC's interpretation (the needing dick and semen) are predominant, but it is not an insignificant number of people here who will deviate from that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:33:32 2014 No.12601830 >>12601817 Thanks bro I needed that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:33:41 2014 No.12601831 >>12601806 Cool. I think I might start a fluffy collection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:33:52 2014 No.12601832 >>12601828 what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:34:18 2014 No.12601833 >>12601158 Aye good to see you back. Just wanted to say thanks for the Minotaur, while there might be a few dozen new holes in the walls there's also two new holes in the headboard of our bed if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:34:50 2014 No.12601835 >>12601832 No D, no interest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:35:07 2014 No.12601837 >>12601829 Only for beings which feed on mana.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:36:09 2014 No.12601839 >>12601811 No. Please stop assuming MGE stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:36:14 2014 No.12601840 >>12601835 I think they'd always be interested in an orgasm but the D does make things better for most of them (in my head cannon)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:37:49 2014 No.12601842 >>12601612 In other words, if I cooled her off would she die?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:38:34 2014 No.12601844 Why is this thread so afraid of lesbians?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:38:35 2014 No.12601845

>>12601811
Why would they need semen?

I just view an MG world in which gender roles are reversed. Men are the prey and MGs are the predator. They're extremely sexual, like twice a day is common for them.

There's nothing that says they can't be lesbian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:39:01 2014 No.12601846 I am probably going to curse us saying this, but we have been oddly bickering free today

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:39:52 2014 No.12601848 >>12601844 Fuck off. Don't start shit again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:40:00 2014 No.12601849 >>12601844 >afraid Yurifags are shit. It isn't thread specific y'know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:40:40 2014 No.12601851 >>12601846 >>12601844 yuri a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:41:48 2014 No.12601853 >>12601845 >yuri Reverse alp pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:42:09 2014 No.12601854 >>12601844 >Fall in love with a girl >she's a lesbian >again said shit mang. That being said I think mgs are interested in sex period but overall (there would be some lesbians) they would prefer long-term relationships with males

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:42:17 2014 No.12601855 >>12601844 I don't particularly feel like talking bout cotton candy, in a mg thread. Doesn't mean I fear it.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:42:32 2014 No.12601856

>>12601845
In legends its really not the semen they need but the essence from men,or the energy produced from the actual act of sex, Inari's servants are an excellent example of this tale.
Somehow this guy named KC bastardized this to become semen, and thus a whole bunch of semen crazed MGs were born

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:43:20 2014 No.12601857 >>12601854 *sad shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:43:52 2014 No.12601858 I want a bleach slime. I mean, it's healthy. Bleach is mostly water, and we're mostly water, therefore, we are bleach.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:43:52 2014 No.12601859 >>12601856 >Somehow this guy named KC bastardized this to become semen Confirmed for not actually reading MGE or understanding the punny nature of half the setting. You'd think /jp/ posters would get moonrune jokes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:44:39 2014 No.12601862 File: 1.77 MB, 500x375, 1394481737811.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601856 >KC bastardized this to become semen Anon, I really don't know what to tell you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:44:40 2014 No.12601863 >>12601837 Even those that do feed on mana can subsist off of ordinary food. Just not as efficient as getting it directly from some incubus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:44:43 2014 No.12601864 >>12601858 You want to kill yourself don't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:44:44 2014 No.12601865 >>12601819 Of course Manticores suck. But it's a different kind of sucking...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:44:46 2014 No.12601866 >>12601856 Essence, energy, mana, It's just the energy you give off naturally. In Hindu mythology however, semen is said to contain a bit of your soul.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:45:39 2014 No.12601869 >>12601859 Thought my post made it clear I haven't read it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:45:44 2014 No.12601870 >>12601856 >Somehow this guy named KC bastardized this to become semen You are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:47:29 2014 No.12601875 >>12601865 OH you.jpg

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:47:30 2014 No.12601876
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>>12601865
>You will never get hit on by a Manticore at a bar
>She'll never steal away your beer to get your interest
>Her tail will never engulf you under the bar and make you moan like a slut
>She'll never take you home and finish the job after edging you for half an hour

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:47:46 2014 No.12601877 File: 44 KB, 240x244, 1410457309195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601869 Then you're just grasping at straws.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:48:33 2014 No.12601878 >>12601876 Challenge her to pick up that beer with her boobs !

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:49:40 2014 No.12601880 >>12601878 Great idea! With her being distracted by picking up the beer you can run away!

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:50:03 2014 No.12601881

>>12601854
That's vastly improbable. You clearly have a type, and unfortunately that type must correlate very strongly with being gay. That must kinda suck.
>>12601839
>>12601840
>>12601845
Outside of KC's shit. "Monstergirls" are not one sort of thing, a naga is no closer to a harpy than it is to a human, there's no need to make any sweeping statements about "all monster girls".
Maybe some are almost never lesbians, maybe some are far more frequently than humans, who knows? (either way, don't talk about it here, it leads to arguments). Similarly for any other characteristic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:50:14 2014 No.12601882 >>12601856 That's actually one of the few things KC didn't change.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:51:03 2014 No.12601884 >>12601856 In middle of writing a new commercial, look into the thread, see this post ..... What? I really think you should go do some reading before you post again.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:51:16 2014 No.12601885

>>12601876
>Barkeep, did you just see that shit?
>Look man I hate to be a pain but there's no way my drink isn't spiked now. Can I grab another on the house?
>No problem, man. Want me to call a bouncer over?
>Nah, she's just doing her thing. I'll just move over here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:52:17 2014 No.12601887 >>12601876 C-can I have my beer back now? P-please?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:52:17 2014 No.12601888 >>12601882 Selkies are also accurate to their mythology. Not that that prevents secondaries from grasping at straws when shitting on KC.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:53:10 2014 No.12601892

>>12601808
Just imagine living with a wolfgirl like that. You'd probably want a backpack full of wilderness survival gear ready to go at all times.
It's friday night, and you're just browsing online?
She walks in, wearing nothing but that bag on her bare back, thumbing her claws under the straps to just barely cover her nipples.
"Hey, let's go out."
It doesn't take long. Shut the computer down, turn off the lights, and lock the front door behind you. It's brisk enough this time of year that your breath condenses in front of your face. The sun's already setting, and golden crepuscular rays are filtering through the flame-coloured leaves of the forest.
She stretches, thrusting her hips out and throwing her arms in the air, standing on the tips of her digits before settling back down.
With a grin, she takes your backpack off and passes it to you, careful to keep her breasts shielded from view. "Hunt me," she says.
You match her smile, turn back to the wall of your cabin home, and begin the countdown. "Ten. Nine..."
Leaves rustle as she bounds from the deck, the sounds of her padfalls fading to the tranquil, hushed rustling of the forest itself.
"Four. Three. Two. One. Zero."
When you turn back around, only the trees remain. With a happy little huff, you set of into the forest, and begin the hunt for your waifu, humming a simple tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh_OLy2RdZ4 as you begin the inevitable weekend of tracking and survival ahead of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:53:14 2014 No.12601893 >>12601876 You should stop spamming this fucking greentext.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:54:15 2014 No.12601896 >>12601893 >spamming That's the first time I've ever seen it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:54:20 2014 No.12601897 >>12601876 "Hey, that's a pretty neat trick, hope you have a good doctor, I have herpes"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:55:28 2014 No.12601899 >>12601896 Not him, but I think this is the third or fourth time I've seen it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:56:29 2014 No.12601900 >>12601899 I think it is the 4th time it has been posted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:56:49 2014 No.12601904 >>12601876 >She will never get you to finger her tailpussy under the table, while you hope no one will notice as she urges you on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:57:51 2014 No.12601905 >>12601899 >>12601900 The picture? Sure, not the green text though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:58:08 2014 No.12601906 >>12601892 Anon, stop. This is not good for my mental health.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:58:32 2014 No.12601907 >>12601897 >herpes I'm pretty sure that monstergirls can't contract the the simplex varieties or STDs in general.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:59:34 2014 No.12601909 >>12601905 >You will never get hit on by a Manticore at a bar Pretty sure I've seen this exact premise more than once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 19:59:47 2014 No.12601910 >>12601876 FEELS >>12601877 You posted in my /a/ sluts thread didn't you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:00:52 2014 No.12601916 >>12601904 >while she does her best to subtly flaunt to all the single MGs in the bar just what is happening. Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:01:30 2014 No.12601919 >>12601910 >You posted in my /a/ sluts thread didn't you No? Also: >FEELS Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:02:04 2014 No.12601921 >>12601881 >That's vastly improbable. You clearly have a type, and unfortunately that type must correlate very strongly with being gay. I have a few types but yea apparently they do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:02:20 2014 No.12601922 So what's the progress on that Kamen Raider anon? Jesus fuck thank you anon who recommended Samurai Sentai this shit is godlike

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:02:20 2014 No.12601923 >>12601905 Yes, the greentext. We were sick of manticore even when we were back on /a/, if you're gonna be pushing her, have the decency to come up with some OC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:03:14 2014 No.12601925 >>12601919 >falling for it stay autistic jaypee

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:04:00 2014 No.12601927 >>12601925 But I'm a filthy /a/ subhuman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:05:04 2014 No.12601929 >>12601923 >We Speak for yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:05:50 2014 No.12601930 >>12601923 That's the first time it's been posted. Maybe the premise isn't original, but the wording and sequence of events is. >>12601904 >You finger her tailpussy >She gives you a pawjob

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:05:58 2014 No.12601931
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A godlike entity comes to you and promises to give you your dream Monster Waifu, no strings attached and no one will bat an eye at her existance. However, there is one catch:

You must track down and kill one of your fellow anons in this thread. Your waifu will be unaware of this unless you tell her.

Also, if you want a daughteru, you'll have to kill another Anon before she'll be able to actually conceive a daughteru. She is also unaware of this.

Would you accept this deal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:06:46 2014 No.12601934 >>12601923 >We Bitching about Manticores actually outweighs actual discussion of them at this point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:07:00 2014 No.12601936 >>12601923 >We were sick of manticore Maybe you are, I'm still fine with them.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:07:06 2014 No.12601937

>>12601211

Congratulations! You've been paired with Dirty Cop Valkyrie.

This former officer of the MGPD was accused of extortion, graft, fifty-nine accounts of rape, criminal negligence, manslaughter, and a variety of other offenses. However, she's also one of the most decorated officers ever seen in the department with thousands of legitimate arrests and busts and several successful stings under her belt. The DA was extremely lenient on her and she took a plea deal for a fairly short sentence in a white collar facility.

She's not particularly repentant, her attitude is more a cynical "Such is life in Monstergirl City" but deep down she yearns to get away from the dark parts of the city and find a place where there's not so much evil every day, a place where a girl doesn't need to be scared to let her husband go alone to the corner store, the kind of place you could raise a family.

With your support, her experience and winning smile will allow her to get elected sheriff out in a new subdivision in the burbs where she can finally live the quiet life and really settle down.

Given half a chance, she'll make you a deputy so you'll get to work together all the time, regardless of the friction it might cause. She's stubborn and totally hardheadded, but even in her disillusioned late christmas cake years, she's still a whitehat at heart. She's not always good at articulating her feelings, but when she wraps you up in those angelic wings, she's trying to let you know the best way she can.

We hope you enjoy your match!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:07:33 2014 No.12601940 >>12601931 but everyone will be trying to kill bitchboy, and trollanon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:07:46 2014 No.12601941 >>12601811 Despite the other responses given, yes. Unfortunately. Because otherwise, I can't think of an actual reason for all the hate on yuri.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:08:07 2014 No.12601942 >>12601931 Yes but those catches go against your "no strings attached" bit but yes. sorry whoever lives on the east coast

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:08:25 2014 No.12601943 >>12601929 It's the truth, the vast majority of the thread is sick of manticore thanks to bob. Fuck off. >>12601930 Greentext with five new words How original.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:08:50 2014 No.12601945 >>12601941 >Unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:08:58 2014 No.12601946 >>12601922 You're welcome anon, glad you're enjoying it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:09:28 2014 No.12601947 >>12601931 Duh, boba and bitchboy better watch themselves.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:09:55 2014 No.12601949
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"It's time for your prostate exam!"

"No, no - don't be so worried. Leave everything to me."

"Ah, ah, there! All the way in. ❤"

"Oh, don't move your hips so much! And you're making such a mess. Here, make sure to deposit ev-er-ry-thing in my tail. ❤"

"Kyaa~ That's so much! I think we're going to need to get another few samples to figure out where all that vigor comes from! ❤"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:09:58 2014 No.12601948 >>12601937 This is good. I like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:10:42 2014 No.12601950 >>12601937 Lucky anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:11:22 2014 No.12601953 File: 77 KB, 586x537, intense.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601949 just take me home and marry me already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:11:40 2014 No.12601954 >>12601949 That's not how prostate exams work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:11:51 2014 No.12601955 File: 1.56 MB, 2304x5800, ClockcoreNurse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601949 "Did someone say samples~"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:12:51 2014 No.12601957 >>12601949 Not even no, but fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:13:41 2014 No.12601959 >>12601954 I'm assuming she's giving you a prostate orgasm with her fingers and sucking your dick via her tail

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:15:01 2014 No.12601962 >>12601506 Shame the author never put it up on a Pastebin. http://i.imgur.com/8myhWdr.png

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:15:20 2014 No.12601963
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>>12601954
We have taken note of your objections and have made arrangements for your exam to be taken by another member of our fine medical staff.
We apologize for any inconvenience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:16:00 2014 No.12601965 Here we go. Prostate stimulationfaggots go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:16:39 2014 No.12601968 >>12601963 I didn't even sign up for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:16:57 2014 No.12601970 >>12601962 Fuck, wrong link. http://i.imgur.com/dgEYfcz.png >>12601963 Don't stir shit up man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:17:45 2014 No.12601972 >>12601962 Did you misquote?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:17:56 2014 No.12601973 >Google manticore for the first time ever >It's a Persian mythological beat Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:18:11 2014 No.12601974 >>12601963 Fuck's sake, not this again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:18:19 2014 No.12601975 >>12601972 >>12601970

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:18:54 2014 No.12601976 >>12601963 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:19:07 2014 No.12601977 >>12601833 There still needs to be a drawing of this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:19:32 2014 No.12601978 >>12601973 Next you're going to be surprised to hear selkies are real North Sea mythology.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:21:35 2014 No.12601982 >>12601973 So she drives a white sportscar, wears an open shirt, adorns herself with gold jewlery and has a thick Persian accent?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:22:10 2014 No.12601984 >>12601977 I completely agree. I love how far the idea got after his initial post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:23:19 2014 No.12601987 >>12601978 But I'm iranian >>12601982 ayyyy. californians are worse image-destroyers than durka ayatollahs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:25:22 2014 No.12601991 >>12601987 S-okay man. Some of us still remember you for having stuff like the best rubies and spinels in the world, both mined at home and taken from the Indians. And still flying the sexiest jet aircraft of all time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:25:24 2014 No.12601992 >>12601987 Then you obviously should have realized manticore quite literally means 'man-eater'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:25:39 2014 No.12601993 >>12601987 >Iranian Please kill more jews. Some of us actually like you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:26:23 2014 No.12601995 >>12601949 Who's Leona?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:27:18 2014 No.12601997 >>12601995 Nobody. Forget about her. The albino hype train was dead on arrival.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:28:07 2014 No.12602001 >>12601995 .less' pet. and quite literally at that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:30:04 2014 No.12602005 >>12602001 I'm pretty sure she's closer to a waifu than anything. His pet would be the grapesnake. Or maybe that one angel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:30:58 2014 No.12602007 >>12601995 http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/83051617/The%20Submissive%20Manticore http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/83716771/Cute%20Cuts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:31:01 2014 No.12602008 >>12602005 No is waifu is that stupid forced feels Cheshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:34:20 2014 No.12602017 >>12602005 No, she's his pet. see >>12602007

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:35:20 2014 No.12602020

>>12601991
Well I had nothing do with that but I'm very happy about those individuals contributions whoever they were, however buried or unacknowledged they are.

>>12601992
With the English form, which came from the Greek form like most Persian words, I never made the connection honestly. Even the original form is an older version of the language.

>>12601993
I don't even hate Jews. Iran as more Jews than any other country in the middle east (aside from Israel) or the muslim world. I don't like the Israeli government but who does? Honestly I hate all parties in the region.

Anyway manticore has just risen like twenty places in my waifu rankings

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:35:23 2014 No.12602021 >>12602007 I'm curious, but I'm not going to follow those links. Fuck Bob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:40:44 2014 No.12602038 >>12602020 I'm most confused as to how this site isn't blocked where you're from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:40:55 2014 No.12602039 >>12602020 You know that the "rubies" in the crown jewels of England were mined in Iran too?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:41:58 2014 No.12602043

>>12601906
No. I'm going to keep talking about it.
I'm going to keep talking about how you spend hours wandering in the forest, picking out every broken branch and trodden up leaf to follow her path just like she taught you to do.
And I'll continue to describe the night you spend, huddled up in your sleeping bag a few feet away from your cosy little firepit. You're tense as you drift off, despite the forest being as familiar to you as your own house. It's your home, but wild animals can make that claim too, and you make sure you can see your hunting pistol and knife within arm's reach.
But a sound cuts through the night, startling you awake.
"Aaaaauuuoooooooooooo!"
You smile at the sound of her howl. You can hear the laughter, the joy in it, and let yourself relax with the knowledge that every animal within the area will probably be too busy fleeing to bother with you. With the wolfgirl's wild call fading into the quiet wind, you fall asleep, dreaming about what you'll do together when you catch up to her tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:41:58 2014 No.12602044 >>12602038 He's probably using a VPN. Most people should anyway. It's cheap enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:42:50 2014 No.12602045 >>12602038 they didn't block https. I'm not even joking. Even so people with money/internet-savvy people have vpns but it makes the internet even slower than it already is. >>12602039 no, I had no idea

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:44:29 2014 No.12602049 I'll just add /int/ to the list then I guess...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:47:52 2014 No.12602052 >>12602049 What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:48:26 2014 No.12602054 >>12601641 If this guy is wrong, there needs to be a girl who fits his conclusion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:50:36 2014 No.12602059 >>12601795 I am not well-versed in the Too-hoos, so I'm probably missing the point of this, however, I wish to be the grey haired wolfgirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:51:15 2014 No.12602062 >>12601347 Thank you much anon, that was great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:54:45 2014 No.12602069 File: 181 KB, 1127x1050, 1335025260273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602043

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:55:07 2014 No.12602070 >>12602059 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:55:27 2014 No.12602073 >>12601904 Aw fuck. Imagine all the public exhibition opportunities.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 20:58:52 2014 No.12602087 >>12601845 I don't know about the yuri part but yeah, I agree with the role reversal thing. They're as horny as men in the setting as men are in our world, which is saying a lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:02:50 2014 No.12602091 >>12601659 Does it matter? Can't monstergirls alter their appearance to suit theirs needs, or they're husbands tastes? If you don't want scaly legs, she can retract them, for a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:03:53 2014 No.12602096 >>12602091 >Can't monstergirls alter their appearance to suit theirs needs, or they're husbands tastes? Those are succubi, aren't they?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:06:59 2014 No.12602107

Oh hey, they're talking about kikimoras. Kinda. Should I say something? ...Nah that'd be a violation of some rule I'm sure. And then I'd lose my job. It's the only thing I have besides my Anon daki.

Sigh.

I guess I'll just stick to cleaning up their shitposts as usual...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:07:10 2014 No.12602109 >>12602091 >>12602096 I think you two are thinking of a Doppelgänger

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:08:15 2014 No.12602113 File: 18 KB, 274x189, 1409108793961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602107 >Roleplaying

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:08:38 2014 No.12602114

>>12601845
>There's nothing that says they can't be lesbian

How about the fact that women produce less spirit energy than men and quickly transform when exposed to demonic energy. A relationship between a woman and an MG couldn't last. Once the woman transforms and produces only DE, they won't be able to get sustenance from one another.

And the demon lord made MGs love men, not women.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:08:53 2014 No.12602115

>>12602091
>>12602096

In MGE world they actually can't, only Doppelgangers can regularly change appearance that drastically.

Some MGs can change their appearance a lil bit if they have lots of magic but not a ton. Though apparently sandworms can hide most of their body and disguise themselves as Lamia so maybe more of them can do it.

>>12602113

Nothing wrong with RPing...in a tabletop setting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:09:36 2014 No.12602118 >>12602113 It's Janet, she gets a pass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:10:42 2014 No.12602121 File: 373 KB, 500x375, 1394595287084.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602118 No anon, roleplaying does not get a pass because it's a monster girl sona of a 4chan janitor

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:11:00 2014 No.12602124 >>12602096 >>12602109 No I mean their monsterbits, to a point. Like, a lizardman could retract the scales on her face to appear more human at a glance, not that they can assume he appearances of other people like doppelganger.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:12:09 2014 No.12602126

>>12601216

Congratulations! You have been paired with Vigilante Coyotegirl.

This scrappy canine was jailed for taking the law into her own hands on numerous occasions with various homemade gadgets and nonlethal weapons, stopping everything from armed robbery to murder. Smaller than wolves or even big dog girls, she's always used her sharp wits and ability to blend into the landscape and travel in places people almost never think to look. The urban jungle is her home.

She bit off more than she could chew when she faced down a pissed off Ushi Oni who left her bleeding and broken an a back alley for the police to find.

Now that she's been released from the hospital, she's been recommended to the program to have someone keep her out of trouble before she finds herself facing hard time or a shallow grave.

It will be nearly impossible to stop her from acting on her sense of justice if she sees something horrible happening. But keeping her occupied by spending time with you will stop her from seeking it out. She'll still drag you along to the seldom seen parts of the city, urban exploring through abandoned spaces and the underground and the catacombs, yipping excitedly as she sees new things and flashing you her wolflike grin when she shows off her parkour skills and tries to push you into learning as well. When you can get her to stay home, she'll always be tinkering with various gadgets for fun and pout if you tease her and ask if she got the parts from Acme.

Lord help what she'll teach your fluffy little daughter about heroes and justice when the day comes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:12:37 2014 No.12602127 >>12602121 > No Fun Allowed.jpg Sorry we'll go back to bitching about Bob, begging .Less for the same shit, and whining about how much KC is shit then. Because that's new and interesting content /s

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:13:47 2014 No.12602133 >>12602127 And posting fat girls. Don't forget the fat girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:13:47 2014 No.12602134 >>12602127 Just ignore him anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:17:48 2014 No.12602141 >>12601931 >no strings attached >However, there is one catch >Also, if you want a daughteru,

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:18:02 2014 No.12602142 >>12599905 >>12599905 Take down cobwebs, clean the bathrooms and windows and cook. I can take care of the rest. Maybe do my taxes. I have three extra rooms so the number shouldn't be much of an issue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:18:02 2014 No.12602143 File: 42 KB, 533x652, 1410800138388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600037 Must have been the wrong address, I wouldn't buy one of those smug fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:20:01 2014 No.12602147 >>12599905 >15 Seems like my house is finally getting cleaned, ohh yea! Also they are sleeping with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:21:28 2014 No.12602150 >>12602127 Anon, there's a difference between Fun and genuine autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:22:38 2014 No.12602153 >>12599905 >Kikimory

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:22:40 2014 No.12602154 >>12599905 fugg on my bed and i

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:23:20 2014 No.12602156

>You'll never be a worker at a small mine that relies more manpower than heavy machinery
>You'll never contribute to the flow of currency in the nearby village you live in, digging for minerals along with other miners, and making good money off your finds
>You'll never her slight rumbling coming from beyond the rocks and dirt as you dig one day, along with muffled calls for help
>You'll never go full berzerker mode and start digging faster as to help whoever got themselves in trouble
>You'll never eventually hit a soft spot on the earth, revealing a collapsed tunnel
>You'll never find a Giant Ant girl lying on the ground trapped beneath all the dirt and rocks that collapsed on her
>You'll never carefully, but hastily set her free, as she coughs from all the dust around her as she gets up
>She'll never be grateful to you for saving her life after catching her breath
>You'll never hear dirt and rock alike crumble around you, as other Giant Ants start popping up from beyond the tunnel's walls, searching for their lost friend
>They'll never deem you part of their colony as thanks for saving one of their kind
>You'll never befriend the clumsy Ant and her group of friends
>Your village will never eventually make a deal with the newly discovered Ant colony where they'll trade minerals they find for things like food and water, establishing a strong bond of trust between species
>Their queen will never be pleased with the new agreement, allowing humans to visit the colony and make use of their tunnels as safe passage as they please
>Your village will never also accept visits from the Ant girls, who come often, seeking to relax during their breaks or even find themselves a husband
>You'll never be followed around by the clumsy Ant you saved everywhere you go, as she insists that she owes her life to you, offering to help you whenever she can, when in reality, she just wants to be your woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:24:33 2014 No.12602159 >>12602153 That's the plural, learn to slav.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:26:59 2014 No.12602161 >>12602156 >backbreaking hard labor my nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:29:05 2014 No.12602164 >>12602161 You like hard labor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:30:18 2014 No.12602168 >>12602021 She's a fucking submissive masochist Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:30:30 2014 No.12602170 >>12602164 Hell fucking yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:31:42 2014 No.12602172 So what is you're waifu being for Halloween?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:31:52 2014 No.12602173 >>12602159 But I don't wanna drown my sorrows in vodka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:33:02 2014 No.12602178 >>12602172 A ghost, because she was driving drunk last month, and now she's dead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:33:15 2014 No.12602179 >>12602173 When you have mastered squatting, you will master the slav ways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:34:38 2014 No.12602183 >>12602178 I just died too. Trying to get my waifu to go along with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:34:48 2014 No.12602184 File: 1.06 MB, 1280x720, 0014_n01_1_13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602172 Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:35:32 2014 No.12602186 >>12602126 >Former vigilante with a sense of justice >Smart and inventive >Will take me urban exploring >Parkour I love her and want to make her the happiest person alive. Thank you based Cupid Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:36:21 2014 No.12602189 File: 315 KB, 650x851, 1394407249938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602172 A nazi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:37:19 2014 No.12602191 >>12599905 I have a big, moderately finished basement. Guess I'd invest in some cots?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:37:49 2014 No.12602193 >>12602164 Any job where I can exert myself is infinitely favourable to a job which has me sitting in one spot for hours on end, doing something noncreative.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:37:52 2014 No.12602194 >>12602172 A human girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:38:53 2014 No.12602195 Does your monster waifu fart in her sleep? What do you do when she does?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:39:17 2014 No.12602196 >>12602194 >>12602178 Sounds spooky.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:39:46 2014 No.12602199

Commercial- kun here with an odd question for you guys.

I tend to over think somethings sometimes, but I feel this may be good as it allows me to create really deep rich worlds (like in my stories you guys seem to love)

Anyway , I have been thinking about Kimimoras, they are a maid race that 'latches' themselves to you, and devote themselves to you but in body and spirit, but here comes the part I am wondering about, do they always stay in Maid, servant mode, and permit you to get a wife, and enjoy the 3 of you (yeah 3 way, or shared environment), or do they eventually drop the maid role and become a loving wife who just does all the so called traditional wifey duties?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:40:13 2014 No.12602202 >>12602172 A real human bean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:40:14 2014 No.12602203 >>12602195 Everyone knows that 2D girls don't fart or poop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:40:29 2014 No.12602204 >>12602193 This. I can't fucking stand sitting still for too long. Exercising is radical.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:40:31 2014 No.12602205

>>12602193
As someone who worked as an inspector that oversaw construction workers, no it isn't. What they do fucking sucks and drains away youth and free time (they're always exhausted when they leave) and if they take the easy way out and cut corners they get called out for it (my job) and have to put extra work in to fix it

it sucks. sit in front of a computer instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:40:31 2014 No.12602206 >>12602195 Girls don't fart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:41:35 2014 No.12602210 >>12602206 >>12602203 You guys aren't ready for love

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:41:40 2014 No.12602211 >>12602184 Why not a hippie vegetarian?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:41:52 2014 No.12602212 >>12602164 Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:42:03 2014 No.12602213 >>12602199 Second part of what I am wondering: As they are initially a Maid, they tend to find a nobleman, would not the stigma of him marrying a maid damage his social standing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:43:11 2014 No.12602216 File: 83 KB, 283x284, 1367204650829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602172

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:43:55 2014 No.12602219

>>12602195
Fart back. She's going to complain more than me, with her sense of smell.

>>12602205
I guess the grass is always greener. I've always preferred getting physical and doing exertion-inducing work, especially over the paperwork that follows it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:44:12 2014 No.12602221 >>12602143 >Dislike's smug >Posts a smug lying bitch ???

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:45:20 2014 No.12602224 Post your face when Papi's Mom is confirmed brown and has long hair

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:46:26 2014 No.12602233 File: 44 KB, 300x281, grin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602224

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:47:32 2014 No.12602236

>>12602199
Depends on various factors. If you get married to someone else, she might drop you and find a new master. Where do you think all the unattached Kikimora's with experience come from anyway?

If you get married, then odds are she'd still do everything you needed but take on the role of a proper wife, possibly even hiring new help if she doesn't have the time to do all the necessary maid chores anymore.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:47:50 2014 No.12602237

>>12602219
The foreman had do pointless paperwork too. Mind you I did paperwork but, depending on the job, it was a cakewalk compared to what they did. At worse I stressed and paniced and brainstromed in a chair while they were in ditches digging and putting in pipe. They get pained decent wages mind you but not as much as I did and I ended up doing less work than they did (if they were decent workers. sometimes they'll hide the mistakes they made so they don't get reported)

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:47:57 2014 No.12602238

>>12602199
I think that it depends on the timing really.

Kikimora's are Kinky Maids by nature, but it's not like they start screwing the "Master" immediately after coming into the household. I think it'd depend on how far along their relationship is, what other relationships, if any, the master has, etc.

Basically, it's a useable setup, like any other.

>>12602213
My only response to this is: Monster Girls. Who cares?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:47:58 2014 No.12602239 >>12602224 She's going to be a clone and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:48:26 2014 No.12602243 >>12602239 Nigga literally go to /a/ it was posted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:49:28 2014 No.12602244 >>12602224 My face is too many megabytes for 4chin to handle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:50:07 2014 No.12602246 >>12602237 Fair enough. Hiding mistakes isn't really an option in my industry. If it was, aircraft would start falling out of the sky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:50:45 2014 No.12602249 >>12602172 An ATM. I plan to draw a 100 Dollar bill on my dick for a good joke after we're back home. Also for some sexy time to deposit it in her slot if you know what I mean. You can guess who my waifu is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:50:45 2014 No.12602250 >>12602224 And like that Crabman is forgiven for anything and everything for the rest of his life and now completely has control of my dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:51:07 2014 No.12602251 >>12602243 >>12602239 >>12602224 >still no chapter 27 translation why is it taking so long

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:51:10 2014 No.12602252 >>12602224 JUST SAW IT AWWW SHEEIT NIGGAZ

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:51:35 2014 No.12602255 >>12602243 >>>/a/115447807 I CANNOT CONTAIN MY JOY

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:52:01 2014 No.12602257 http://i.4cdn.org/a/1413595452911.jpg YYYOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:52:08 2014 No.12602258 >>12602246 You repair airplanes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:52:12 2014 No.12602259 File: 528 KB, 1280x720, 0005_chr3052.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602211 >Vegetarians >Hippies Ewww, would not feed off of.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:52:51 2014 No.12602264 >>12602243 >Brown Papi with long hair. Crabman is a shitty, lazy-ass artist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:53:55 2014 No.12602268 BROWN HARPIES IT'S HAPPENING FUCK I LOVE MONSTER GIRLS

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:54:01 2014 No.12602269 >>12602258 With BA, yeah.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:54:12 2014 No.12602270

>>12602115
The same kind of magic that the Tanuki use to hide their monster bits is something all monster girls have the potential for. Mermaids can gain human legs if they deem it necessary (they can also just sort of hover), Succubi use it to hide horns and wings when in Order territory, Alraune and Liliraune can temporarily gain fully functioning legs if the flower is ever too limiting, and as mentioned the Sandworm can appear as a Lamia.

Doppels happen to have a more powerful version of this as a natural, situational ability.

>>12602124
That's doable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:54:47 2014 No.12602273 >>12602264 Well, what kind of design were you expecting for a harpy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:54:57 2014 No.12602275 >>12602257 HOLY SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:54:58 2014 No.12602276 >>12602269 How did you land that job? What are the hours like? What is the pay like? How did you convince paki airways to hire you ;^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:55:25 2014 No.12602279 >>12602251 >wah my free manga takes too long

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:56:08 2014 No.12602284 >>12602279 it does take too long >muh cover colours gay a y

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 21:59:19 2014 No.12602294

>>12602270

I am now imagining the Baphomet from Baphomet complex living together with her nii-chan staying in their town and running their shop while she uses her magic to disguise her human features.

I like this more than them running off to the demon world and abandoning their lives.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:02:05 2014 No.12602306 >>12602276 I started out with an apprenticeship there. I work into Saturdays, but the hours are reasonable for over £40K. And you'd be surprised how many brown people don't- okay that's a lie, it's like 30% white people around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:02:39 2014 No.12602309 File: 1.11 MB, 250x250, 1367934589345.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yfw darling rides horse pussy's mom due to some emergency

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:04:10 2014 No.12602314 >>12602309 Oh god it can't not happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:05:26 2014 No.12602321 >>12602309 >yfw darling rides horse pussy's mom's horse pussy due to some emergency

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:05:41 2014 No.12602323 File: 158 KB, 634x948, 1413597941790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602172 We're all dressing up as Mavericks and robot masters. Except Pharaoh. She found our suggestion offensive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:07:19 2014 No.12602326 File: 969 KB, 1283x2157, 1398751757005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602224 This is bullshit, I don't believe thi--

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:07:48 2014 No.12602331 >>12602309 She's giving birth to Cerea's little Sister and Cerea doesn't know the way to the closest hospital

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:08:24 2014 No.12602335 File: 117 KB, 370x550, light the fire, up in the night.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602323 Is she averse to flashing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:08:48 2014 No.12602337 >>12602306 Did you got to uni/college/trade school?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:09:07 2014 No.12602338

>>12599973
>Be husband to a Doppelganger and proud father to a teenage doppel daughteru
>Living with a wife that can be anyone can be a bit stressful at times, if you like your privacy, but overall, live a happy family life
>The sex is nothing to sneer at either, since you get to fuck any celebrity and pretty much anyone on earth if so inclined
>Famous dragon opera singer Tessleth Furia and those powerful pipes? Mumbling on my cock hourly
>Hardy and toned werewolf explorer Fenris Ayla, I made her howl in delight to the red moon on the solstice
>Valkyrie Hero of the Hundred Year War Sierra Luxia, I planted my halberd in and declared myself King Big Nuts
>Waifu is a bit of a case though, some days she's affectionate and hungry for you to no end. Others, it seems she couldn't care less about sex
>She always insists that nothing is wrong, that she was just tired
>It still nags you that she can be so warm one moment, yet so cold the next
>One night, she's feeling pretty amorous, eager to indulge you, asking who you want her to be
>"You" is your answer
>She blushes and leads you to the bedroom by the hand, having you lay under the covers in the dark
>Kinky
>She straddles you, guiding your hands to her full breasts, and letting her womanly warmth rouse your loins
>She expertly guides you in and begins her work, pleasuring every nerve of your love shaft
>As you get into it, you notice her voice quivering, but not as you know it
>You ignore it at first, but it get more frequent and noticeable, you question her, and she tells you that's she's just feeling really good
>Curiosity gets the better of you, and you move to turn on the light
>On top of you, is not your wife, but a young teenage girl you've never seen before
>You quickly shove her off of you and pin her down, shouting for your wife to call the police
>And then the strangest thing happens
>She calls you dad

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:10:29 2014 No.12602341 >>12602337 College.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:10:33 2014 No.12602342 >>12601769 I am envious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:12:19 2014 No.12602344 >>12602335 She considers herself too classy for it, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:12:20 2014 No.12602345 >yfw Cerea is chivalrous and strict as fuck as to compensate for her mother's chill as fuck behavior

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:14:36 2014 No.12602348 >>12602345 >She also works out to avoid being as health as her mom

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:15:47 2014 No.12602350 >>12602338 >has never seen the real appearance of your own daughter Does not compute. Cannot relate with MC. Other than that please continue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:17:32 2014 No.12602355 >Uncle Darling yes Yes YES YES E S

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:19:35 2014 No.12602362 >>12602338 If Angry Dad Stares could kill...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:19:58 2014 No.12602367 >>12602338 NO. Father's worst nightmare

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:21:07 2014 No.12602372 >>12602355 meant for >>12602331

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:21:29 2014 No.12602374 >>12602338 Where is the waifu in all of this? What if the waifu is you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:22:41 2014 No.12602378 >>12602172 Smaug

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:25:25 2014 No.12602392 >>12602257 AAAAAA

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:26:09 2014 No.12602395

>>12602338
Saw it coming.
Living with a family of doppelgangers, it's inevitable one daughteru would get the idea to impersonate mommy sometime or another.

But >>12602350 has a point. If they have "Real" appearances, you'd think he'd have seen his daughters at SOME time or another.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:26:12 2014 No.12602396 >>12602374 What if we're all waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:27:13 2014 No.12602401 >>12602378 >Smaug Your waifu a best mang.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:28:24 2014 No.12602407 File: 964 KB, 2000x2500, laskawitch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602172 A witch

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:28:25 2014 No.12602408 >>12602396 Nothing would make me happier than if we woke up and were all each others' waifus

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:28:30 2014 No.12602409 >>12602401 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:28:36 2014 No.12602411 >>12602257 >Papi's mom actually looks relatively different from Papi >meanwhile Miia's mom looks exactly like Miia That's bullshit and you know it, you piece of shit crab.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:29:10 2014 No.12602414 File: 43 KB, 321x450, doppleganger black.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602395 Isn't the default appearance of a Doppleganger supposed to be a frail, black haired girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:29:24 2014 No.12602415 >>12602411 Whores of a flavor slither together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:29:58 2014 No.12602420 >>12602411 She looks like an older mia, which is totally fine

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:30:55 2014 No.12602424 >>12602414 That's just one, generic example. They probably look as variable as any other kind of creature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:31:02 2014 No.12602425 >>12602408 Then the dom and subfags would finally get along, not a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:33:29 2014 No.12602435 >>12601769 >come back from work >acquire a humble black dragoness with a love of sportscars >and a hint of vandalism I'm in love. Thank you, dating anon!

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:33:46 2014 No.12602436

>>12602338
>You're taken aback, you don't know this girl, but she swears she is your daughter, and begs you not to hate her or hurt her, tears flowing freely down her cheeks
>You her footsteps, but they seem too light to be your wives', but then a voice, hers
>"Husband, let her go, the girl is indeed your daughter, yours and mine." You ask how can this be, and then she tells you something that floors you. "My kind lose their powers of transformation on moonless nights, like tonight. You are seeing your daughter for the first time, as she truly is." A young girl dressed black, cowers before you.
>You let the girl go and move towards your wife out on the hall. "Stay back! I don't want you to see me. I know you love me, I don't doubt this, but please, don't see me now. If you do, I won't be able to please you anymore, I don' want to lose you."
>You ask if she knew about your child, your flesh and blood, laying with you in bed. "I did. I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to be angry. It was only recently that this started. My kind can bring out feeling of love in others, if their affection is true. Your daughter loves you, the same, the very same as me."
>You sit down in your bed, processing this information
>You tell the girl to leave the room, you need some time alone

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:36:41 2014 No.12602443 >>12602436 I don't like this logic, I don't like it at all. STOP DICKING THE DAUGHTERU

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:36:52 2014 No.12602444 >>12602436 ...wee bit heavy on the dramatics now.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:37:16 2014 No.12602447

>>12602395
I know, in retrospect I wish I hadn't clarified they were doppelgangers, but, live and learn, I'll try to put on a good show anyway.

>>12602350
Doppelgangers become the ideal of the object of their affections, the kind of daugtheru you want, is the one you'll get. If you read their entry, you'll understand better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:37:50 2014 No.12602450 >>12602436 Well, what the fuck. How is he supposed to be doin' with this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:38:37 2014 No.12602454 >>12602408 Fuck you hippie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:40:13 2014 No.12602457 >Hound still thinks Crabmans minotaurs have a good design.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:40:28 2014 No.12602460 File: 40 KB, 200x495, The Grey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602414 >People forget what a real Doppleganger looks like Pls go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:41:47 2014 No.12602466 >>12602460 >The Grey.jpg A maymay Alium?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:42:19 2014 No.12602469 >>12602466 >mayymayy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:43:03 2014 No.12602474 >>12602457 >IRC circlejerking posted in the thread Thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:43:11 2014 No.12602475 >>12602460 ayyy reptillian girl when? >>12602469 >mayymayy Aliumao

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:43:14 2014 No.12602476 >>12602469 Alright, don't go any further.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:43:37 2014 No.12602478 >>12602460 As far as the MG universe is concerned, I'm pretty sure most people here would agree their true forms don't actually look like aliens or eldritch horrors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:44:59 2014 No.12602485 >>12602474 Protip: You can shut them up real fast by reminding them of how shit .Less is. Plus you get to laugh at all the whiteknights that'll show up then.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:45:46 2014 No.12602489 [SPOILER]

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>>12601218

Congratulations! You have been paired with Destructive Dire Bulette Girl.

Nobody is really sure where this girl came from. There's no record of her on either side of the gate and her subspecies was thought to be extinct. The heavily armored, nearly tarrasque-sized reptile with a huge head crest, sharklike fin and piercing ice blue eyes seems almost feral and does not speak any language.

For the longest time, the destructive tunnels she dug beneath the city were thought to be the work of teenage wurms or a sandworm that had snuck through the gate illegally. While she has caused numerous blackouts, water leaks, steampipe failures and even a couple small gas explosions, it is the unanimous decision of the board under pressure from many political groups to provide her rehabilitation in a safe environment and ensure the propagation of the species. You will be given a small stipend to assist in caring for her.

She's big and wild but also terrified of interacting with people. She'll hide in the dirt under the nearest lawn, fin stuck out of the grass quivering, rather then meet you head on, only coaxed out with tasty food once she get's hungry enough.

Once she learns to trust you, she'll stick to you at all times unless she feels the irresistible urge to burrow and hunt. Then she'll come home, tracking earth all over the carpet and give you a big dirty hug. She's smart and will learn to speak to you in broken sentences fairly quickly.

While she loves digging, she loves when you clean her off even more, and will force you to take a shower with her every time. She'll growl happily as you scrub and polish her scales before she starts washing you and moves to cleaning lewder parts while she rubs against you whispering "mine husband".

She'll be happy with as many little landsharks as you want, but the government recommends at least a dozen and will increase your stipend appropriately for each.

We hope you enjoy your match!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:45:59 2014 No.12602491 >>12602474 But I've never been on IRC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:47:04 2014 No.12602498 >>12602436 >TELL IT TO QUEEN DOPPLEPOPOLOUS, DOPPELGANGER!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:47:52 2014 No.12602500 >>12602485 but I like what .Less does

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:48:23 2014 No.12602503

>>12602069
You wake up before dawn to your watch alarm. You'll need to get ahead of her if you want to carry out your plan.
Groggy and mucky, but determined, you pull out a map of the area around your cabin and a pencil. You've never told her, but the wolfgirl always has a habit of curving her path through the forest when she wanders through it. You mark the points on your map you've been past and, sure enough, you see her eastward bearing begin to deviate south. You extrapolate the line, and right before you predict her path to begin curving west, you trace it over a small river. At her current pace, she'll reach it in just over a day.
Perfect.
Breaking up the firepit and packing up, you set off straight south. With speed, you'll be able to prepare and cut her off.
The trek is long and incredibly wearing. The backpack digs into your shoulders and smothers your back with its weight. Even against the dawn coldness, you're sweating heavily. It drips past your face, making your skin burn where it sticks.
But throughout it all, you stop only to hunt small game, opting for the silencer on your pistol so your waifu doesn't pick up on your plan.
You continue longer into the night than is probably wise, but you need to make good time over her. When her next nightly howl happens, it echoes distinctly behind you, at least two or three miles away.
After a few more minutes of tripping and stumbling through the brush, you decide to set up camp at the next clearing, awaiting the morning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:49:25 2014 No.12602509 >>12602489 spectacular

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:50:47 2014 No.12602512 >>12602489 This is.. Pretty nice. This anon is lucky as hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:51:12 2014 No.12602514 >TFW reading smut >Almost everything uses doggy, cowgirl, or missionary positions For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:52:41 2014 No.12602516 >>12602514 Popularity? Each position offers something a little different, and are simple enough to not require a lot of description. They're the basics for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:54:54 2014 No.12602522 >>12602516 I agree, trying to describe other positions and the details of the pleasure of what happens in each specific position isn't as easy, however sometimes it's very much worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 22:56:09 2014 No.12602526 >>12602498 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1chlG3YwZQ8

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:01:36 2014 No.12602534

>>12602436
>You stay up all night, wondering when you were with your wife, and when it was your daughter. Was it her when she was affectionate, was it your child?
>The house is sepulchral as you make your way to the kitchen, in it await the wife and daughter you have always 'known'
>"Hus-" You silence her, looking sternly at them. "I don't know how long this has been going on, and I don't want to know. Just know that it stops, from this day forward" Your wife looks solemnly at your daughter, then you. "As you wish, husband"
>Tears form in both their eyes, quietly weeping as you've laid down the law
>To outsiders you appear as the same happy family from always, your wife and daughter pull it of effortlessly, and so do you. You may have some doppelganger in you yourself
>Life in the home however is a twisted mocker of what you once had. Furtive glances, silent dinners at the table, watching your loved ones from afar as they sit in front of the television
>You barely make love to your wife anymore, if it could be called that. You just lie there, letting her do as she pleases, to get the sustenance she needs, but not before asking each time, "which one are you?"
>Your daughter won't look you in the face, uttering a barely audible "dad" whenever she wants your attention. You simply listen, you say noting, communicating through your wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:03:13 2014 No.12602540 >>12602514 Virgins. That's not even an insult. They can't really speak about the other positions because they haven't experienced them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:03:18 2014 No.12602541 >>12602443 She V'd the fatheru. Stop being a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:04:36 2014 No.12602543 >>12602457 Tits, ass, abs, and long legs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:05:44 2014 No.12602548 >>12602543 >Balloon-tits stickarms

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:06:05 2014 No.12602550

>>12602503
You're even more tired the following pre-dawn. But you steel yourself with the promise of your reward, and bolster your morale by finishing off the rabbit roasted over the firepit.
It's noon when you make it to the river.
Wasting not a second you disrobe entirely. Sweat and stink still covers your body, and all according to keikaku. Your last step before washing up in the river is to wipe up every last drop of sweat with your clothes, covering them thoroughly with your scent, all the way from socks to shirt.
That done, you bathe yourself through and through, dry up, and pull out a new set of clothes from your pack.
Scent covering is an old trick to her, but you roll about in the mud by the riverbank anyway, damping and dirtying your new attire. At least the cold will keep you from sweating somewhat. Tying up the old clothes in a plastic bag so they don't leak scent, you head northwest until you find a nice little rise. There, you get out the old clothes and set them on the floor, packing and covering them with leaves until they resemble a human form lying prone, spying out over the wolfgirls predicted path.
Then you head back south for a few minutes, until you find a nice, climbable oak tree offering you a nice view of your decoy from the upper branches.
Trap set, you remove your silencer, load in blank rounds, and begin your waiting, watching through a pair of binoculars while munching on the leftovers of your rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:06:13 2014 No.12602551 >>12602534 >Daughter wants to get dicked >Mother okay with it THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TURN DOWN MOTHER/DAUGHTER THREESOMES YOU FAGGOTS

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:06:27 2014 No.12602552

>You'll never accidentally scare the hell out of your Monstergirl daughteru by cracking your neck vertebrae loudly in front of her for the first time after a tiring day at work
>She'll never panic over it, quickly jumping on your lap and embracing your neck with her little arms, urging you to "stop hurting yourself" with her trembling voice as her eyes well up with tears

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:07:08 2014 No.12602554 >>12602540 I mean, granted i've never had the femdom amazon shit done to me like you see in hentai, but goddamn. It's like people haven't ever done the standing sex position.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:07:34 2014 No.12602555 >>12602551 >implying they exist outside of greentext

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:08:21 2014 No.12602557 Choose! 1) Centaur pussy all night long 2) Mermaid, or Lara pussy all night long Choose wisely!

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:08:29 2014 No.12602558

>>12602338
>>12602436
>>12602534
All parties are pretty dumb in this situation. The husband is kind of a piece of shit for not wanting to fuck his wife's original form even once, its not cheating because its still her but its damn close so he's an asshole. Its the wife's fault for having a child and keeping it a secret for over a decade an a half so she's kind of a piece of shit. And its the daughters fault for going along with this secret and seeing her dad as a sex object more than an actual father. All in all their all terrible and deserve to be unhappy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:09:00 2014 No.12602560 >>12602548 I see so issue with firm full tits. I could use toned arms though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:09:06 2014 No.12602561 >>12602557 centaur

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:09:33 2014 No.12602562 >>12602557 Centaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:09:45 2014 No.12602564 File: 886 KB, 930x1316, 1388105042513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601158 1. N 2. Y 3. iunnolol 4. Switch 5. N 6. I'm so out of the loop 7. Fur 8. >Implying I like pet names 9. N 10. Behead those who insult Succubi Giving it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:10:23 2014 No.12602566 >>12602558 the child wasn't a secret

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:10:50 2014 No.12602567 File: 135 KB, 420x600, Minotaurus A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602560 Which is why I prefer KC's minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:11:00 2014 No.12602568 >>12602566 Yeah she was, the dad didn't know about her until just now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:11:10 2014 No.12602570 >>12602552 >Did mommy hurt you again daddy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:11:30 2014 No.12602571 >>12602550 I'm liking it so far. Go on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:11:30 2014 No.12602572 >>12602564 Commercial-kun again, where is the questionnaire at? I can't seem to find it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:11:39 2014 No.12602574 >>12602552 My little cousin did that to me once, most adorable thing I ever saw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:12:13 2014 No.12602576 >>12602567 I like big girls though and the whole furry vagina thing isn't for me. Would cuddle though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:12:42 2014 No.12602578 >>12602568 >Be husband to a Doppelganger and proud father to a teenage doppel daughteru First sentence of the first post

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:13:48 2014 No.12602579 >>12602578 Guess I missed that. The point still stands that they kept it a secret of when they would switch off so their still shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:14:36 2014 No.12602581 >>12602579 That I agree wotj

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:15:26 2014 No.12602582 >>12602572 You'll have to look in the archives, it's been a while since it started, at least 5-6 threads, I think. Or even more, can't remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:15:48 2014 No.12602583 >>12602581 *with

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:16:03 2014 No.12602585 >>12602257 >Papi's mom is next. >It's gonna be another damn month until Cerea's mom. GOD! FUCK! AHH!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:17:23 2014 No.12602587 >>12602585 >getting Cereas mom and all that potential health for Thanksgiving I wonder what we will get for Christmas

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:17:38 2014 No.12602588 File: 309 KB, 1320x1116, Yandere British CC Jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602582 He can use this picture as reference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:17:39 2014 No.12602589 >>12602585 I still haven't seen the Miaa's mom chapter

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:18:54 2014 No.12602593 >>12602587 Suu's mom

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:19:33 2014 No.12602596

>>12602534
>>12602558

This is the kind of shit that really bugs me in drama.

Should the guy have at least some basic standards and be mad at them for lying to him all this time? That'd make him look like an asshole.

Should he be chill and just leave this whole thing behind and forgive them? That'd make it look like he has no self-respect and can be stepped/lied to even by his own family.

None of them sound truly satisfying, and this makes me fucking mad.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:20:04 2014 No.12602597
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>>12602589
Short Summary: Miias mom visits, drugs the girls, wants to threesome with Darling and Miia, or at least let Miia get a rape baby, Miia tells Darling that she wants him for herself only and not to share with her village of rape snakes, Darlings will is more powerful than the strongest snake drug

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:20:51 2014 No.12602598 >>12602588 >>12602582 >>12602572 I'm dumb. Just needed to get the link one of the anons posted up there. https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#12531281

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:21:23 2014 No.12602601 >>12601779 It fucking sucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:22:31 2014 No.12602604 >>12602587 A whole entire chapter for Lala You remember Lala, right? everyone remembers her. right? You know, Lala? Right?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:23:35 2014 No.12602606

>>12602574
>>12602570

>You'll never explain to her that cracking your neck doesn't hurt you, but instead helps you relax
>She'll never refuse to accept it nonetheless, telling you that she doesn't want you to do it anymore while pouting cutely, still teary faced

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:24:34 2014 No.12602608 >>12601158 Welcome back! I'll just be in the corner, annoyed with myself because I can't find my reply post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:24:52 2014 No.12602609 >>12602604 I just dunno how you'd flesh her out, she seems like she's just a tag along girl now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:25:54 2014 No.12602613 >>12602609 Er, at least have her, Cerea, and Darling all play some D&D

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:26:34 2014 No.12602614 >>12602606 I think the bigger issue is that you're daughteru is picking up on you're waifu's habit of playing too hard with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:26:53 2014 No.12602615 >>12602613 >Chuuni, Weeb, and ex-Chuuni playing D&D Fund it.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:26:59 2014 No.12602617

>>12602550
You're sore as all hell. You need to crap badly, and piss even more so. The sun is maybe a half hour from setting, and the golden evening glow is settling in over the forest landscape.
Bored of identifying birdcalls long ago, you've been reduced to counting up prime numbers. You're up to 2017 when your eyes snap back to the decoy spot. Was that movement?
You zoom in, scanning the land just west of the hill. Fur? Something hopping about? No, wait, it's just a crow.
Fuck.
Did you miss her? If that was the case, then you'll have to spend another couple of days locking back onto her trail. A full week, and she'll have won the game. And that'll mean spending more than a few days too sore to go out much.
Shit.
Your heart sinks slightly. You scan the landscape several more times, despondent and praying that she hasn't snuck by you.
Minutes pass, but then your effort are rewarded.
Back to the west, at the base of the hill, you see her.
And she looks utterly feral. Hair a mess, twigs and leaves caught in her mud-matted fur, covered in dirt and moss.
She looks beautiful.
Even from all those yards away, you can see her predatory smile. She's on all fours, B-cup breasts sometimes rubbing against the underbrush while she stalks "you", moving in for what can only be a pounce.
Switching the binoculars to your left hand, you draw your pistol with the right, heartbeat accelerating as she inches up the hill.
You've got her now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:27:31 2014 No.12602618 >>12602613 Or Darling can go on some chuuni adventure with her, with Cerea tagging along Wait, that's technically D&D

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:27:59 2014 No.12602620 >>12602614 That's where Hathor-blessed milk comes in, right?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:29:01 2014 No.12602625

The scene starts out with adventure type upbeat music. you see a human dressed in a leather coat and a hat walking around the desert through some Egyptian ruins.

They come to a well lit entrance way, to a newer stone building , very well lit by torches, to the sides of the door stand very tall guards armed with spears.

They invite him to come inside.

The camera pans to the inside of the building, and you see lamias, Lots and lots of well dressed sexy lamias.

The camera cuts back to the humans face. He takes his hat off and says "Lamias" why does it have to be Lamias!

Cut to another scene, he is standing in front of Grapensnake, she is griing at him and he says very loudly "You belong in a museum"

<she mumbles about yet another classic butchered and changes the channel >

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:30:22 2014 No.12602626 File: 81 KB, 640x480, Hathor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602620 I have no idea how you mean, but pic related anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:30:30 2014 No.12602627 >>12602625 hahahahah damn you George Lucas!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:30:42 2014 No.12602628 >>12602620 >Hathor-blessed milk Would that give virgin, and not-pregnant monstergirls the ability to lactate? They'd also gain a fair bit of health too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:31:32 2014 No.12602629 >>12602625 Oh fuck that. Monsters can rape my cousin silly so long as they don't fucking touch my movies!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:31:34 2014 No.12602630 >>12602626 Milk makes your bones strong, mang.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:32:01 2014 No.12602632 >>12602628 And that's why cowgirls are best girls. If you like cow tits that is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:33:35 2014 No.12602633 File: 1.82 MB, 2000x3500, meido hathor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602632 Indeed.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:34:35 2014 No.12602638

>>12602534
>You're looking through the house for your car keys so you can leave for work. You've searched the house top to bottom, well, except for one room.
>You knock the door. No response. You enter and find your daughter in one of your shirts, smelling its scent deeply. Your keys are in her hand. "Daddy."
>You order her to give them to you. "Get them." You briskly move towards her and snatch them out of her hand, but not before she clasps her arms around your waist. "Daddy. Am I no good? I never wanted to deceive you, it's who we are, how we live, as others deem us be. Please, love me, hold me, I miss you so much." You feel a wet spot on your chest.
>She feels cold, why is she so cold? You notice something peeking from under her pillow. You move to take it out. She tries to stop you, but you get your hands on it. A chill fills your veins as you recognize the small ampoule and its contents; 'Black eye'
>I'm sorry Daddy, I tried to move on, I really did. The only way I could stomach, to get on y knees for some guy, was to use that stuff, but even that was not enough to make me forget you." She lowers herself for you. "If you want, I can be Mommy again."
>You shove her away in disgust, not forgetting to change your shirt before you leave.
>You stay out that night, driving in circles anything to avoid going home, but the hour is late. You resign yourself to return to that place
>You are greeted by sight of your wife on your front lawn, she's hysterical. "Where have you been!!? Our...! Your daughter is...!"

Will try to knock this out in one more post, maybe two, I hope I'm not pissing anyone off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:35:14 2014 No.12602641 >>12602633 Remember to drink milk everyday, Anons Praise Hathor

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:35:39 2014 No.12602643 >>12601158 Holy crap I found it! >>12532333

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:36:23 2014 No.12602645 File: 795 KB, 1182x1095, 1401582503244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602633 Too small.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:36:56 2014 No.12602646

>>12602625
He stand before Bast whom is dressed in a very sexy skimpy outfit that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination and says "Well, I don't like fast women!"

Bast places her hands upon her hips and replies with "Well, I don't like slow men!"

<she changes the channel again>

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:37:21 2014 No.12602650 >>12602638 Eh I realized they were all shit by the second post so I really don't care what happens to them so long as its bad, because that's what they deserve.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:37:54 2014 No.12602654 >>12602643 I'm dumb and can't format things. https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#q12532333

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:38:27 2014 No.12602655 >>12602638 >hope I'm not pissing anyone off. It's a sad story, but not rage inducing. I still wanna see more, please continue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:38:38 2014 No.12602657 File: 333 KB, 809x1500, 1412290920317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602645 Stop trying to push the ugly Crabman abominations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:39:25 2014 No.12602661 >>12602625 >Butchering Indiana Jones We need to have a talk with the MGs about what you can and can't do when it comes to movies

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:39:54 2014 No.12602663 >>12602638 >Black Eye ...what? I don't even, what is this?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:40:19 2014 No.12602664

>>12602579
>>12602581
>>12602558

A doppelganger will lose her powers of transformation if seen by the one she loves on a moonless night. The wife did not want to lose her powers because she was afraid her husband would be displeased with her true form. I know it may seem weird for the husband not to know about this condition on her powers, but I parted from the premise that monsters don't reveal everything about themselves, especially one like doppelganger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:40:31 2014 No.12602665 >>12602646 You see him standing before a glorious chest, golden in color, shining in the light, his face lights up ... "This is it!, the famous arc of....." "What are you doing to my Lego chest? screams Anubis <she changes the channel again>

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:40:53 2014 No.12602668 File: 119 KB, 900x1200, anglerfish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soooo, thoughts on becoming one with an Anglerfish girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:40:56 2014 No.12602669 >>12602663 Some fake threadcannon drug that comes up every once in awhile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:41:00 2014 No.12602670 >>12602638 This is really bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:41:39 2014 No.12602672 >>12602663 tar, drug, uhh opiate, injected

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:41:41 2014 No.12602673 >>12602668 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:41:43 2014 No.12602674 >>12602663 A drug, made from Apophis venom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:42:06 2014 No.12602676 >>12602668 Never.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:42:14 2014 No.12602677 >>12602657 She'd be great if her hair wasn't so high up her legs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:42:16 2014 No.12602678 >>12602668 >Spending the rest of your life as a cumdumpster leech Sounds boring, no thanks.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:42:39 2014 No.12602681

>>12602664
Its still his own fault for not wanting to see her form at any time before hand. I mean that's practically him masturbating to a bunch of different girls then going home to love his wife, he should have realized she would think he never wanted to see it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:43:04 2014 No.12602682 >>12602668 I'd rather cut my dick off and feed it to sharks. Then once most of my blood has left my body, jump in with the sharks

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:43:15 2014 No.12602684 >>12602674 That sounds radical. Where can I pick up some?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:43:18 2014 No.12602686 >>12602677 It's retractable.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:44:03 2014 No.12602688

>>12602664
So your story is basically set in a time when monsters and humans literally just got together? I still can't take any of the characters seriously though, it feels too much like their emotions and consequent decisions are artificial and don't have any rationality to them, especially when we're not even given that much background information on the universe in question, other than "something to do with monstergirls because it has a "doppelganger" whatever that means in your story."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:44:14 2014 No.12602691 >>12602686 >Retractable fur Niggawatt

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:44:36 2014 No.12602695 >>12602646 >>12602665 star wars next pls or other classic movies

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:46:15 2014 No.12602697 >>12602669 >>12602672 >>12602674 Well, okay then.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:46:20 2014 No.12602698
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>>12602657
>You will never live in a famine-stricken village, struggling to get by under the Pharaoh's oppressive rule.
>Hathor will never descend from the sky one day holding in one arm 'The Book of Moo' and in the other 'The Brahmah Sutra'.
>She will never teach you and your village about the ways of health, cantaloupe sized tits and earth-shaking thighs.
>She will never leave her Hathor disciples, young Holstaur priestesses, to help your village flourish and eradicate the famine plaguing your life.

Hathor be praised.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:46:50 2014 No.12602700 >>12602674 I thought it was Lilim stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:46:59 2014 No.12602701 How do you feel knowing that your monstergirl soulmate is either thinking, posting or masturbating about you, her fictional husbando, in another dimension right now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:47:19 2014 No.12602703 >>12602691 MAMONO MANA^TM

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:47:56 2014 No.12602704 >>12602698 I am so fucking glad we chose Book of Moo as the name

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:48:08 2014 No.12602705 >>12602703 And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:48:45 2014 No.12602707 >>12602701 I'm a modal realist and totally believe this is actually happening. Feels weird.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:49:37 2014 No.12602709

>>12602698
I want to wander with my Holstaurus wife spreading the gospel of Hathor.
>>12602701
Its what gets me through some of the tougher days, that while this might not be the best universe, its certainly not the worst, and somewhere out there we live a perfect life.
>>12602704
Its just good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:50:02 2014 No.12602711 >>12602701 >>12602707 I'd say something about "Maybe someday...Interdimensional travel...etc.", but seeing as FTL-Travel within our own universe is at about 1% development right now, I'm pretty sure not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:50:11 2014 No.12602712 >>12602668 I'd wonder what it'd be like. Like, would I still be sentient and there, just in her mind or something? Imagine sharing the same body with your waifu. It'd be an extreme but insanely devoted love. Any writefag?

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:51:29 2014 No.12602717

>>12602701
I bet they are posting like

"he would a salaryman, mebbe middle management who works too much, because he is alone and owns a very nice house, and a good newer automobile, I could go for such a devoted man like that.

Screw that, I want a biker boi, some little rough and tumble man who isnt afraid to show me his kind and gentle side when we are along, bet he is great in bed, always acts like a slut in public, but never cheats on me"

Nope, you are both wrong, I want a strong man, silent, caring, able to express his feelings.....ohh

Like that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:52:23 2014 No.12602721 >>12602701 I didn't think about this, until now. Sad.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:52:41 2014 No.12602722

>>12602709
>I want to wander with my Holstaurus wife spreading the gospel of Hathor.

You can find Man and Holstaur pairs spreading the way of health on the streets of Memphis, Thebes and Karnak. Handing out pamphlets for MGs on how to become healthy and pamphlets for men about the benefits of laying with healthy Holstaurs.

They're always eerily happy, it's kind of creepy, but they're a nice enough sort I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:52:44 2014 No.12602723 >>12602711 Maybe if you believe in some kind of physical multiverse interpretation. I'm happy knowing she at least exists abstractly in logical space.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:53:14 2014 No.12602724 >>12602698 forhead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:53:30 2014 No.12602725 >>12602703 Possibly the most retarded shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:53:37 2014 No.12602726 >>12602723 While yes, that in itself is a comforting thought, the accompanying thought that you will never see her, nor her you, kinda douses it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:54:20 2014 No.12602728 >>12602717 "You both suck, learn2 spell" Hot stud drawing with oversized pecs .jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:55:21 2014 No.12602731 >>12602728 >Hot stud drawing with oversized pecs .jpg You really don't need to do that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:55:48 2014 No.12602732 >>12602728 What monster would be the biggest shitposter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:55:59 2014 No.12602733 >>12602728 "Oh great , 'its babette and smug human pics again, lets just ignore her"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:56:03 2014 No.12602734 >>12602673 >>12602676 >>12602678 >>12602682 >Nah >Never >Sounds boring >Cut my dick off and feed it to sharks I fucking love the jump in extremity these responses took.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:56:09 2014 No.12602735 >>12602722 You'd be happy too if you never had to worry about going thirsty again in the desert, got to have sex with the healthiest monster girl, and knew your god loved you and all people. >>12602724 Is for kissing.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:56:26 2014 No.12602736

>>12602617
She jumps, throwing out her arms and crashing into her target paws-first. Leaves fly into the air in an explosion of dead flora, at precisely the same time as you fire off a round, letting the gunshot echo throughout the area.
It's a shame you can't see her face as you climb down the tree, but you take great joy in imagining the dumbstruck look on her face the second you fired off your victory shot.
You're grinning wildly the whole trip up the hill, watching the wolfgirl cross her arms over her breasts and huff at you.
"Your next line will be: "I'll get you next week, smartass.""
Her grumpy façade breaks down, and she matches your grin.
"You are such an asshole. Are you going to tell me how you did it?"
"I'll let you figure it out. Come on, I need a shower."
Accepting your gentle kiss, the wolfgirl matches your stride back towards the house, roughly straight northwest.
"So, what after that?"
"Then, we shower together," you say, wrapping your hand around her hip and drawing her in close to you. "I might brush your tail for you..."
"Mmm," she hums out, smiling at the thought.
"Then we break out the collar and leash."
She lets out an audible whine at the words, ears drawing down to the sides of her head at the thought.

Oh, god, she is going to revenge sex you so hard next week.

But for tonight, you can enjoy the impending doggystyle.
Who knows, you might even get to make her the little spoon this time around, too.

End.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:57:14 2014 No.12602738 >>12602734 We're Xtream man didn't you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:57:35 2014 No.12602739 >>12602725 Why do people take DEMONIC ENERGY so seriously? I've never really had any issue with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:57:40 2014 No.12602740 >>12602734 >Nah >Sounds boring >extremety Explain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:57:41 2014 No.12602741 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, 132476883246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602732 "T'was merely an act. No need to become disgruntled young girl. Ara ara~"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:57:58 2014 No.12602742 >>12602734 I'm an extreme man anon. I'm the type of man who denies a Holst sex for weeks because it's more of a thrill.

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:59:25 2014 No.12602745

>>12602701
>>12602723
I'm thinking about her, and she's thinking about me.

In her world, maybe she's reading the exact alternate version of these posts, and thinking about me thinking about her. Just like I'm thinking about her thinking about me.

Why must reality keep us apart?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:59:26 2014 No.12602746 >>12602732 Gamer Gazer. Hands down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 23:59:53 2014 No.12602748 >>12602633 Her boobs aren't attached. The moment she sets the plate down the boobs will stay there on top.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:00:00 2014 No.12602749 >>12602728 >>12602733 >Suddenly, lewd discussions about Monster Girls turning into Human Boys >Yaoi? Ewww >Based _more >_more sucks, stop drawing Babette's stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:00:32 2014 No.12602751 >>12602742 My fucking brother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:00:36 2014 No.12602752 >>12602698 Praise Hathor and the Book of Moo!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:00:41 2014 No.12602753 >>12602736 Good work, anon. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:01:07 2014 No.12602754 File: 134 KB, 474x309, 1413427650136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602736 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:01:27 2014 No.12602755 >>12602749 > Jon the Janitor is the best~ > I would rape him silly in a heartbeat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:02:42 2014 No.12602757 >>12602741 >Posting KC Troll Oh damn you, you found my weakness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:02:46 2014 No.12602758 >>12602749 >How do you feel about human girls >fuck off dyke

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:02:57 2014 No.12602759 File: 1.89 MB, 500x374, 1403336891874.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602754 Kevin. I hope after all this time, you've remembered to take your meds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:03:23 2014 No.12602760 >>12602755 its jonny and hes a stud muffin!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:04:24 2014 No.12602761 File: 372 KB, 1920x1080, Gawfik.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Undead Kingdoms Voodoo Kingdoms

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:04:59 2014 No.12602762 You girls don't think that if Human males came here that the human women would come too do you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:05:33 2014 No.12602763 >>12602638 That what you get for not dicking daughteru faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:05:43 2014 No.12602764 >>12602762 don't start this shit again dyke

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:06:06 2014 No.12602765 >>12602755 >tfw no cute human boyfriend that screams a lot to give heart attacks to or rape >"I t-tziching hate this world"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:06:22 2014 No.12602766 >>12602759 >>12602754 Where did this kevin thing even come from? All I remember is that the original threads on /a/ always had someone posting kevin and something about never doing or seeing X.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:07:03 2014 No.12602768 >>12602760 Hah ha! Janet fell for my trap. Get her boys, smother her in handholding lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:07:35 2014 No.12602770 >>12602758 >Not vagging the sonu

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:08:25 2014 No.12602772 >>12602664 Lost transformation part always seemed strange to me. So they transform in regular himan grill with no powers if you love her true form?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:08:37 2014 No.12602774 >>12602761 Best Kingdoms, 10/10, would live at. I remember when somebody posted this for the Undead Dragon Princess thing. Still best Princess.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:08:50 2014 No.12602777

>>12602765
Imagine how awesome it would be to have a nice human to brush your tail everyday, and he thinks you are the greatest thing ever.

Never once looking at other women, always caring about how you feel...ohh, I so want a mature human Man, not some little boy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:09:31 2014 No.12602778 >>12602717 "I want a smug vagina catboy" Bobina pls go

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:10:10 2014 No.12602780 File: 190 KB, 600x848, Diovania.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602774 If you were an an immortal undead lich whatever-the-fuck, what will be your manner of dress?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:11:13 2014 No.12602783 >>12602780 expensive suits

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:11:21 2014 No.12602785

>>12602564
>Christmas Polt

The ultimate fireside snuggling.

Just imagine it. Sitting together on a shag rug in some rented log cabin, spending Christmas together in isolation. The room smells of faint pine from the tree you brought in from outside, still slightly wet from the snow.
You're sharing a bottle of fine wine, laughing together and getting tipsy as the night settles in, and the fire burns down to orange, glowing embers. Every so often she lets out a hiccuping little "wan!" which sends you both into fits of giggling.
The night of Christmas Eve you spend with her would be the cosiest life could ever offer a person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:11:29 2014 No.12602787 >>12602780 undead incubus* But then again, lichdom is possible in the MGE universe, although you have to have an undead waifu to attain it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:12:15 2014 No.12602789 How would monster coax a man who is terrified of monsters out of his home? He has a shotgun and is not afraid to use it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:13:18 2014 No.12602792 File: 3.30 MB, 2480x3508, SantaUshi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602785 And then you wake up and remember you're not married to Polt, but to an Ushi Oni. It's much the same, just a little more rapey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:13:19 2014 No.12602791 >>12602789 Smooth-talking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:13:23 2014 No.12602793 >>12602789 Hostage negotiator. The hostage is his semen and all potential offspring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:14:00 2014 No.12602797 >>12602787 >Be Top-Tier Mage >Become Undead Incubus >Technically a Lich because of Power-Tier >Rules of MGE Universe kick-in >Wind up Lich-chick This is what I want.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:14:35 2014 No.12602800 >>12602789 !) flash bewbs 2) pizza 3) more bewbs 4) beer 5) say 'I'm horny" very loudly 6) did I mention bewbs 7) go to step 1

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:14:45 2014 No.12602802 >>12602792 >Ushi >cuddly Frank would like a word with you. Ushi scum

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:15:59 2014 No.12602808 >>12602797 I don't think that'd ever happen, especially if you're waifu is involved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:16:12 2014 No.12602809 >>12602792 >>12602802 >Cuddly Ushi-Oni Dammiy, now I want more Fia.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:16:15 2014 No.12602810 [DELETED]

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>>12601158
1. Y and N, fighting is in my nature and fighting with one another, win or lose, is a big deal.
2. N but not picky since all breasts are nice.
3. Dark Queen From Battle Toads
4. Equal
5. N unless it's something highly social then Y
6. Video Games, MGR by Konami hype
7. Feathers / Fur equally best
8. Rival
9. Y
10.Succubi (2nd one)

>>12531281
Your original post hopefully I don't fuck up linking to it. Also I feel like a faggot for not following the answer methods properly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:16:31 2014 No.12602811 File: 1.17 MB, 2122x1500, uoni_black.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602802 All depends on the girl. Stop profiling just because of her species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:16:35 2014 No.12602812 >>12602792 Still lovable. "Here's your present, honey! See! The underwear is lined with an impact-absorbent gel layer. And it even has a hole in the front! Now we can have sex for even longer before you start to bruise! Aww, I love you too!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:16:38 2014 No.12602813 >>12602800 8) pour beer on bewbs while eating pizza, and saying step #5

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:17:01 2014 No.12602814 >>12602802 He fired first! She did nothing wrong! >tfw you have to constantly defend your own species in the hopes some cute boy won't be scared of you

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:17:04 2014 No.12602815
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>>12602780
Something like this. Though with the addition of some armor bits like gauntlets, with a sort of bio-gothic look. Something like Witchblades, I really like the aesthetic those things have design-wise.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat Oct 18 00:17:34 2014 No.12602820 File: 19 KB, 599x337, B0M2rRdCAAAX3N1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:18:03 2014 No.12602821

>>12602638
>You drive to at breakneck speed, praying you're not stopped by MG police, before making it safely to the hospital
>You stop by the front desk and give them your daughter's name, and your relation
>The nurse gives you sad look along with her room number
>You get to her room, a Shirohebi doctor looking her over.
>"Ah, are you the parents?" You answer. "Your daughter took a massive dose of black eye. We were able to save her sight, and her life is out of danger, but, this might be difficult for you to see." She waves you over.
>You stifle a gasp, while your wife openly sobs, her face, is covered in thick, pulsing veins, many sutures cover her face and neck, closing deep wounds that otherwise would be fatal
>"Black Eye is very insidious. In small doses it can take a long time to get to this level of damage, but it is still very addictive. She must have been using large doses in a short time. Did you notice any changes in behavior that might tell us when she started?"
>Oh you knew. You knew well when she fell into this trap. You explain the situation to her doctor, she sighs and gives you the grim reality of your daughter's condition. "Because of the nature of the drug, the amount she took, and its effects on a monster of different species, I'm afraid any guise she takes will be marked, as she is, in her current state."
>"We will do our best to help her, but you must prepare for some big changes." She leaves the room to let you acclimate
>You extend your hand to her face, before withdrawing it without touching her, thinking of the harm you could cause, on top of this.
>Your wife grabs her hand, before looking at you, tearfully asking "Why couldn't you just love her, the way she loved you?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:18:19 2014 No.12602822 >>12602780 Cultist robes. I would rock it old school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:18:33 2014 No.12602824 >>12602820 That's not Darling. Who is that man?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:18:46 2014 No.12602825 >>12602820 who the fuck WHY ARE THEY NAKED

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:18:53 2014 No.12602826 >>12602820 Is that Papi's dad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:18:58 2014 No.12602827 >>12602820 THE FLYING FUCK?! Literally the first thing that came to my mind, its applicability as a pun didn't kick in for several seconds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:19:30 2014 No.12602830 >>12602814 >>12602811 Three of these bitches so far came looking for Frank. One almost ripped off my leg, another tore a wall down, and the latest one whose corpse I am sitting on right now I had to shove a shotgun in her mouth. Fuck Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:19:31 2014 No.12602831 >>12602783 >>12602815 >>12602822 Would you let your undead daughterus wear similar attire?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:20:01 2014 No.12602834 >>12602824 >>12602825 Is it really so hard? Papi's dad dicked the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:21:49 2014 No.12602838 >>12602831 I'd worry a bit about her femininity, but in the end, it's such a good look. Though I worry most about the pants. Then again, I probably wouldn't even wear those kinds of pants. We'd both find alternative pants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:22:05 2014 No.12602840 >>12602772 Correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:22:52 2014 No.12602842 >>12602821 Awful things for awful people, as has been said.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:23:56 2014 No.12602846 >>12602808 Shhhhhh. Muh headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:23:56 2014 No.12602847 >>12602820 He looks like the guy who tried to sell rachne silk. So he NTRed darling? Im okay with that. Darling a shit. She better be that guy waifu than another girl in harem with no chance of winning

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:24:09 2014 No.12602848

>>12601219

Congratulations! You have been paired with Yuanti Cultist Coral Snake Lamia.

This small colorful lamia rolled over on her superiors for amnesty and participation in the program when she was captured trying to lure monster children into her van for sacrifices. The all reptile cult was using them to feed a hydra girl they kept in a pit who had her human head removed and the wound cauterized, only the snake heads sprouting from her back remaining. And that was the least sickening stuff.

After lengthy evaluation and interrogation, we believe she was mostly worshiping in the vain hope that one day it would help her get laid. She was extremely low in the ranking, doing nothing but delivering the lolis she caught to higher ranking members, and wasn't aware of what was going on behind the scenes, thought they were being inducted into the religion like a forceful timeshare pitch. She really is too innocent for her own good.

Unfortunately, the fact that she's getting what she wants in the end has reinforced her belief in the serpent goddess, Zehi.

She'll treat you with respect as a gift granted her by her god, but you completely belong to her at the same time. You're her little minion and she expects you to help her in every crazy plan she has. It's pretty hard to say no when she has some of the most orgasmically powerful venom dripping from her cute little fangs that she uses at every opportunity.

This usually entails buying a bunch of kids playing in the park icecream and telling them about the greatness and generosity of her scaly lord and making up holy scripture like how Zehi once kicked Apep's ass then banged Boba Fett. Eventually she'll come to the conclusion that converts aren't enough and that you need to grow the religion in the most certain way possible, with lots and lots of children.

Whether you get her to mellow out with a real job and the responsibility of kids or you become the consort to the snake cult pope will be completely up to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:24:11 2014 No.12602849 >>12602820 Is it really the Egg-stealing director man?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:24:39 2014 No.12602851 >>12602831 Of course. If you want to be an undead mage, you have to look the part.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:25:03 2014 No.12602855
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>>12602761
>Be a weary Human traveler.
>After a run-in with a group of P'Orc bandits, you need a place to stay.
>Unfortunately the nearest place is in the kingdom of the Undead.
>It's a strange realm, where the living are welcome, but always feel lost. The kingdom is a sprawling graveyard, filled with towering crypts and decaying remains, a place where 'no light may be found.'
>You wander the streets, Zombie girls look at you with a vacant expression, covered in rags, and missing limbs. They could be considered the lower class of this backwards kingdom. Life energy is needed to sustain their bodies, or else they just fall apart and rot.
>It's an odd sight, seeing a voluptuous body that would turn the head of any man from your village, to have no head of it's own.
>A carriage drawn by skeletal horses rushes past, giving you only a moment to step out of the way in time, inside you catch a glance at one of the Wight aristocrats. Royal families who would be impossible to distinguish from the living with their enchanting beauty. You're sure the Vampire aristocracy is no different.
>All these thoughts of home, maybe it was a mistake to leave.
>You spy what you hope is an inn: 'The Call of the Grave.' An appropriate name if any,
>You step inside to see that it's fairly empty, save for a group of Ghouls Girls sitting in a corner.
>You step over to the counter and get the Barmaid's attention. You hide your shock when she turns around with no nose.
>"Oh? A live one? What will it be?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:25:09 2014 No.12602856 >>12602847 >>12602849 Of course not you dopes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:25:27 2014 No.12602858 >>12602842 Faggots refusung to dick the daughtetu are truly the worst

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:26:27 2014 No.12602862 >>12602848 My dick. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:26:52 2014 No.12602864 >>12602681 It was her wish for him not to see her true form, she enjoyed being his perfect all lover. >>12602688 I trusted that the readers know enough of the setting that I would not need that much exposition. Git Gud

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:29:15 2014 No.12602869 >>12602856 It's him, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:29:53 2014 No.12602871 >>12602855 >"One Ecto-Cooler."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:30:49 2014 No.12602872 >>12602869 He has the same facial hair, but his facial structure and body design are entirely different. This guy looks much larger than the director. The better to dick the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:31:54 2014 No.12602878 >>12602855 a Bloody Mary. that can't go wrong.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:31:57 2014 No.12602879
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>>12602780
Something made from spidersilk for basic physical protection.
Beyond that, whatever can hold the most enchantments, so probably robes and gems.
For dangerous experiments some sacrificial pieces enchanged with extra shields would be useful.
Always depends on what exactly what you're doing, clothing can be changed.

And a grimoire with unending pages that always open on the one you're looking for, self-writing ink and some other gimmicks on the belt. Magical laptop equivalent basically.

>>12602831
Of course, why wouldn't I?
Although magical girl dresses would be fine too, they provide unrivaled amounts of protection and reinforcement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:32:24 2014 No.12602880 >>12602821 Don't tell me that guy would be happy because now he can easily tell his waifu and daughteru with terrible scars apart Purge all who refuse to dick the daughteru

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:33:41 2014 No.12602882

>>12602821
Bitch if you hadn't lied this wouldn't have happened. Make him punch a wall and leave or tell her off and leave.
>>12602864
It was her wish to please him, he should have been a good husband and said he would be happier with her true form. Their all shit.
>>12602880
>Purge everybody who has different taste than me.
This is why we hate you people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:34:41 2014 No.12602884 >>12602882 what this guy said

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:35:43 2014 No.12602887

>>12602864
How would the reader know what setting it was without you telling them what it was, or if it was of your own original creation, the details about this original setting. There are different interpretations for what a doppelganger is, and not everybody adheres to a single definition, which is why the confusion sprang up earlier.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:37:41 2014 No.12602890

>>12602821
And that's my story. I hope you liked it, I don't write suffering often. I hope you'll forgive me for not continuing the one from last thread where the waifu was supposed to kill her husband, I did write that alp one from earlier too.

If she wants it, dick the daughteru, avoid this fate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:37:57 2014 No.12602891 >>12602882 >Their Should be they're. But anyway, in a way, I'm a bit happy for a story that DOESN'T default to the typical, "Love you for who you are" stuff. But at the same time, we eat that shit up because we like such perfect fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:41:08 2014 No.12602892 >>12602887 It's a modern setting, based on KC's doppelganger. I could understand confusion about the time period, but that should be clear as you read on, really anon, do I have to do everything for you?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat Oct 18 00:41:16 2014 No.12602893 File: 44 KB, 600x1066, Bx7_FygCUAANXBe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Honestly didn't expect dark meat for Papis mom. Or it could be her sister.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:43:42 2014 No.12602896

>>12602891
That's right sorry, getting tired here. But yeah I like stories where the characters I hate get screwed over hard. I love the nice happy fantasies as much as the next guy, in fact I've got three planned out from some of the talk at the end of last thread, but you need these kinds of stories every now and then to really appreciate the good ones.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:45:30 2014 No.12602900
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Caption-writing anon here. Been a while.

http://imgur.com/a/Ji741#0

Give me a good image and I'll write a caption for it. Just going to take 1 or 2 requests. Make sure you post a picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:47:56 2014 No.12602904 >>12602882 Who the fuck is we? Cause it's not like we hate don't the futafags, the monsterboysfags, andall the other undesirables. This argument has zero weight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:51:10 2014 No.12602907 >>12602842 >awful people I...am at a loss for words.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:52:31 2014 No.12602912 File: 226 KB, 600x484, yuki onna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602900 Please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:53:28 2014 No.12602913 Grammar and spelling fag reporting in. I hope you guys keep your asses clenched and remember to proofread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:53:43 2014 No.12602915 >>12602855 More?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:54:57 2014 No.12602917 >>12602907 I'm sorry, I'm just having a bit of trouble here. That statement is so vague. What exactly are you at a loss for words for?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:56:12 2014 No.12602920

Choose!

1) A white 9 tailed fox woman who is a few years older than you, very hyper, expressive, wants to take you out drinking at the local nightclub

2) a younger red fox single tail, conservative, traditional, wants you to come to her place and drink saki with her.

Both women really "like" you.

Choose wisely!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:56:30 2014 No.12602922 >>12602855 Am I the only one laughing and remembering Frankenhole?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:57:05 2014 No.12602924 File: 336 KB, 600x450, 23352947_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602900 Is this any good?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:57:59 2014 No.12602925

>>12601158
I hope I'm not too late nor burdensome dear Dating Anon

1. Y
2. N
3. Never played
4. Equal
5. N
6. Some Anon was doing a Xenomorph Queen writefaggotry. Said He'd put it on pastebin
7. I like them all.
8. Baby/Honey
9. Y
10. I like monstergrils, but I hate Demons with a passion

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:58:05 2014 No.12602926 >>12602920 What if I don't drink alcohol?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:58:55 2014 No.12602930 >>12602890 Wait...that last daughter dicking story...the wife was going to kill the husband? Well, shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:59:00 2014 No.12602931 File: 585 KB, 700x2737, 270897_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602552 >>12602570 >>12602574 >>12602606 >>12602614 >>12602620

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:59:22 2014 No.12602932 File: 184 KB, 1044x1200, Goji-sama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602900

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 00:59:35 2014 No.12602933 >>12602920 Red Fox. So I have have share with her my 'big one'

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:01:30 2014 No.12602936 >>12602912 >>12602924 Do you have anything larger? These are going to look a bit odd at that size. Plus I can't really get much inspiration out of the moth image, can't even tell if it's a guy or girl. >>12602932 This one I like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:01:34 2014 No.12602937 >>12602890 Wait, that's it? ...well, shit. Kay then. Also, kill the husband? Remind me what girls were involved in that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:01:50 2014 No.12602940 File: 1022 KB, 500x1500, 1413416608538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602900 how about this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:02:13 2014 No.12602942 File: 284 KB, 566x800, 1399882896765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602900 Anon, you're awesome. Even if you don't do this, you're still awesome.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:03:56 2014 No.12602945

>>12602917
That I can't convince that they're not bad people, it was a delicate situation handled poorly.

>>12602930
It's what some anons asked for. Personally, I'd rather go with the one where the waifu suicides, but we'll see what happens, unless some other anons takes it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:05:44 2014 No.12602947 >>12602937 Well, what would you like to have happen? I may use it later. And the girls in the other story were kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:05:45 2014 No.12602948 >>12602900 Great Writing Anon! would pic from >>12600794 be a good subject matter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:06:38 2014 No.12602951 File: 1.41 MB, 1798x2000, 1369697152468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602920 Red fox mainly because she sounds like she would be more stable and interested in a long term relationship.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:06:53 2014 No.12602952 >>12602948 >xenos Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:07:51 2014 No.12602954 File: 27 KB, 598x243, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602821 >"Why couldn't you just love her, the way she loved you?" This is too much ham for me to ingest in one sitting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:08:13 2014 No.12602957 >>12602940 >only come to these threads like once a month >see this I'm not entirely sure whether my strategy is working as intended or I should stop by more often. But it pleases me nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:09:18 2014 No.12602959 >>12602945 Either way works, it ends generally the same way, family torn apart, at least one parent dead, child likely put into foster care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:09:51 2014 No.12602962 >>12602948 That picture's pretty good, but right now I'm liking >>12602942 and >>12602932 the most. I'm dead tired so I'll probably get around to these tomorrow...ish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:10:26 2014 No.12602963 >>12602931 Just replace the spooky skelington with a man and all the things trying to kill him with big monster girls raping him and this works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:10:37 2014 No.12602964 >>12602940 I want to kiss her belly and move slowly down to her inner thighs before stopping so she hs to fidget and ask me to continue

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:10:38 2014 No.12602965 >>12602920 Red Fox is the only answer you dummy. Sanford and Son theme is not optional.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:10:54 2014 No.12602966 >>12602931 I laughed

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:12:06 2014 No.12602969 >>12602959 Speaking so casually about destroying families. You're evil.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:12:32 2014 No.12602970

>>12602947
Kitsunes...kitsunes...oh right! I think I remember now, with the complete asshole of a husband who snuck out of bed to dick the daughteru, would do it with her during the day, then come home to find his "Waifu" in tears as she talked to her friend?

That guy was vile, glad you were planning to have her kill 'im. Bit disappointed it didn't happen.

As for this one, I dunno, just "Why couldn't you have loved her?", it's an ending, but it feels a tad abrupt to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:14:02 2014 No.12602972 >>12602920 While I'm leaning towards Red, I'd like for you to define "Conservative" and "Traditional" for me, real quick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:16:04 2014 No.12602975 >>12602970 Well, death is easy, I rather the guy live with a permanent reminder of what his intransigence wrought. I'll keep all I've learned in mind for next time though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:16:06 2014 No.12602976 >>12602970 >Not dicking the kitsune daughter Do you hate your family anon? http://i.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1632532

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:17:06 2014 No.12602978 >>12602920 >"like" Something fishy going on here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:17:29 2014 No.12602979 >>12602957 There is also lewd side of the daku

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:17:42 2014 No.12602980 >>12602969 They deserve it. Not the wife though, she did nothing wrong, the husband and daughter do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:18:33 2014 No.12602982 >>12602972 she wears kimonos, and is quiet and reserved , classy if you will

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:18:37 2014 No.12602983 >>12602979 yeah, already saw. but i prefer non-lewd anyway.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:19:21 2014 No.12602984

>>12602924

Ugh, everytime I see a moth picture now I just think of that one story an Anon told.

Where an Anon is coming home from work late at night or something. See's his window open and figures his place has been broken into.

Goes in to find moth girls everywhere. They're all giggling, some of them jumping at the lights on the ceiling, some of them opening and closing the refrigerator, gasping each time they see the light turn on.

He figures, "I gotta get them out of here," and goes and grabs a flashlight. He goes and turns off the circuit breaker. The power shuts off.

He then realizes he turned off the power before putting the only light source outside. The last thing he sees before things go dark for that night is a horde of giggling moth girls coming towards him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:19:35 2014 No.12602985 >>12602978 It's not like they dislike you or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:19:42 2014 No.12602986 >>12602978 No, the mermaid,and the lara have something 'fishy' going on

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:19:47 2014 No.12602987 >>12602975 Frankly, the way it was written, it really doesn't seem like he'd care. Neglectful bastard. >>12602976 The problem wasn't dicking the kitsune daughteru. It was neglecting the kitsune waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:20:12 2014 No.12602989 File: 1.06 MB, 932x1400, ara.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602936 Is this one any better?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:20:35 2014 No.12602992 >>12602855 are you willing to continue this, or should I stop hoping? thanks either way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:21:04 2014 No.12602993 >>12602982 Red. Red 200%.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:22:08 2014 No.12602997 >>12602982 What about my question>>12602926?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:22:29 2014 No.12602998 >>12602987 >Neglecting the kitsune waifu Well that's just cruel, group loving is the preferred method of keeping the family close together and everyone is happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:25:19 2014 No.12603002 >>12602998 Who even said it was kitsune? I dont remember him mentioning species

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:25:24 2014 No.12603004 File: 1.15 MB, 1440x1080, 93cba0f19008c036c0daeed82f3f4811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602993 You're that guy who likes girls with red hair and freckles, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:26:07 2014 No.12603007 >>12602989 Is it wrong I want to see Soraka dressed like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:26:22 2014 No.12603009 >>12603004 I have never expressed such a sentiment before, no. But sure, why not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:27:11 2014 No.12603010 >>12603009 Oh. If you aren't then I won't post more red head fox girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:30:43 2014 No.12603018 >>12603010 Now that's just being cruel to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:31:55 2014 No.12603021 >>12602890 >writing both anti daughteru dicking story and pro daughtetu dicking story >causes both sides to throw shit Are you jew? Because you act like jew

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:32:03 2014 No.12603022 >>12603007 Well you'll get this and like it: http://g1138.tumblr.com/post/100207146719/im-going-to-tattoo-this-on-my-ass-right-next-to

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:33:02 2014 No.12603025 >>12603010 Good. Red haired have no soul anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:34:12 2014 No.12603027 >>12603025 They have souls, it's gingers that don't have souls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:36:14 2014 No.12603029 >>12603021 Actually no, I just like to have fun. You know, what we're here for, besides monstergirls.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:37:08 2014 No.12603030

The scene starts out with a black screen.
On the screen white letter in a very simple type come out

A long time ago,
In a galaxy far far away....

Cue theme music <starwars. THX music format, extra loud>

cut to a scene of a human boy working a farm on a desert planet, 2 suns buring in the back ground, he wipes his forehead.

Cut to the inside of the P'orc crawler transport, P'orc women everywhere disassembling tons of droid pieces.

Cut to seeing Obi-wan-wan, the older wolf woman telling Luke "This place has more villainy and treachery than you have ever seen before"
Cut to inside the cantina, filled with Manticore women and other nasty foul women

The scene then cuts to Haam Solo with a really sexy Jinko co-pilot sitting next to him, he is shouting "we can out run them!"

the scene then cuts to the inside of the death star , luke is light saber fighting with Darling Vader, a black armored tall Monster Girl with Pointy ears on her helmet, and what could be a tail under the robe

Opening this weekend
The third reboot of the greatest human motion picture ever ......
<she throws the remote across the room, turning off the television, screaming in Dragon something about digging up a grave and something impolite with a body>

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:38:32 2014 No.12603031 >>12603030 oh God that was beautiful I fuckin' love yah

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:39:07 2014 No.12603033 >>12603030 Sorry guys, I should have edited this more, forgive me Commercial-kun

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:39:44 2014 No.12603035

>>12601239

Congratulations! You have been paired with Aggravated Assault Wurm.

This completely average Wurm beat a Ryu half to death for making her the butt of inbred and retarded jokes when she visited her shrine to ask if rain would come in time for her petunias to bloom.

She's really a very quiet sweet girl with no prior record, but it's the little things stacked up day after day that make people go postal. She's got a green thumb almost as big as a troll's and prides herself on having the finest flower garden in her whole neighborhood. It's in a wurm's nature to dig and she loves to do it to make things grow.

Years of bullying have given her an extremely short fuse. Combined with her incredible strength, it's another disaster waiting to happen without the calming influence of someone around her. The alraune she's been tending to in the backyard is no help, egging her on to kick some ass.

Having another pair of helping hands to assist around the house and someone to take to horticulture shows will make her the happiest girl in the world. She'll blush like a teenager when she bandages your fingers after pruning her prize roses. Kissing your cuts will segway into kissing the rest of you. Her cultivated living things are her hoard, and her man is the crown jewel of it all. And she will tend to you and shape you up the way she would anything to make other monsters turn green with jealousy.

Just don't dick the smacktalking plant unless you want her to go nuclear. And keep the neighborhood children out of the flower beds if you value their lives.

We hope you enjoy your match!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:40:16 2014 No.12603037 >>12603030 >Obi Wan wan Fuck, I shouldn't have chuckled as hard as I did 10/10 Commercial-kun. I ain't even mad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:41:19 2014 No.12603039 Looks like we can add kitsune, fairies and zombie maids to the list of monster girls found in Disgaea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:42:19 2014 No.12603042 File: 693 KB, 723x1023, 1fd6536ec54ffcbfbd6d9f6c107006f8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's another little update. http://pastebin.com/r5FDkMH3 Of course, you'd rather look at the pretty fox than read it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:42:50 2014 No.12603044 >>12603035 AAAA First the mg Star Wars Now my request?!? It's my fucking birthday! I LOVE IT!

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:43:54 2014 No.12603048

>>12603030
A) "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
B)
>Obi-wan-wan wolf girl
>Haam Solo
>Jinkobacca
>P'orcawas
Absolutely wonderful.
C)
>Darling Vader
You seem to be implying a succubus? But with that name, all I can think of is MM Darling dressed like Darth Vader.
D)
>Dat Reaction
I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:44:12 2014 No.12603049 >>12603044 >it's my birthday And then a Wurm knocks on your door and tells you she ran over your parents and game consoles with her truck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:45:36 2014 No.12603051 >>12603049 >Implying his garden wurm wouldn't kick that wurm's ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:45:42 2014 No.12603052 >>12603042 Now THAT is a delicious fox woman!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:45:59 2014 No.12603053 >>12603042 thanks steamychowder >>12603049 a wurm driving a truck? pfft

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:46:56 2014 No.12603054 >>12603042 That kitsune is literal sex, hot damn

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:47:00 2014 No.12603055 >>12603051 Garden Wurms are among the weakest varieties. Gold and Black Wurms are the strongest, and are also the fastest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:47:23 2014 No.12603058 >>12603048 Yeah, I kept drawing a blank about how he described the cantina, I really should be ashamed of myself I am pleased you guys liked this, I felt it was rushed, and poorly done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:51:30 2014 No.12603062 >>12603054 The artist loves drawing Kitsune. I mean holy fuck, they make up about 60% of his art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:53:22 2014 No.12603064 >>12603062 And you can't even get mad at 'em because it's literal sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:53:55 2014 No.12603067 >>12603062 Commercial-kun demands more fox women!

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:56:35 2014 No.12603072
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>>12603064
Even the slimes he draws are like that.
Some even have heart shaped pupils, though I can't post them to due to how NSFW they are.

>>12603067
So you're asking me to not enjoy 4chan after writing a bad story AND to post fox girls?
Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:56:48 2014 No.12603073 File: 228 KB, 1414x2000, 45676117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603067

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:57:26 2014 No.12603075

Inside the Bespin mining platform, you see Luke hanging off the railing, Darling Vader is holding her arm out to him.

She says "luke , I am your Mother!"

"Noooooo!" he screams

"Search your feelings Luke, you will know it is true" she says

<he changes the channel quicky, knowing SHE is in the next room>

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:57:56 2014 No.12603078 File: 1.05 MB, 1600x1200, 46572764_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603073 also, >>>/c/2314637

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:58:31 2014 No.12603080 >>12603075 >Not "Search your feelings Luka" So close.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:58:43 2014 No.12603081 >>12602992 Was more of just painting a setting. Didn't really have any plans for a long running story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:59:02 2014 No.12603082 File: 756 KB, 1500x1200, 1401178609566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603067

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:59:05 2014 No.12603083 >>12603072 >Heart shaped pupils Oh yes >Can't post because NSFW Curses

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:59:44 2014 No.12603084 >>12603078 >two sets of ears

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 01:59:48 2014 No.12603085 I am afraid to do the 3rd movie, because I think you would all lynch me for what I would replace the Ewoks with

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:00:51 2014 No.12603089 >>12603080 GAAA Yes, I blew it again! So sorry!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:00:54 2014 No.12603090 >>12603075 >Luke >not Luka You tried

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:01:09 2014 No.12603091 File: 659 KB, 960x720, Delicious back.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603083 You could just go to Danbooru and see for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:01:32 2014 No.12603093 File: 75 KB, 699x791, 1297561948727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603085 Can't be worse than this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:01:45 2014 No.12603094 >>12603085 Well you already messed with Empire Strikes Back and A New Hope. Might as well go the full mile

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:02:25 2014 No.12603096 >>12603094 And what of the first three movies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:02:58 2014 No.12603097 >>12603085 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:03:23 2014 No.12603098 >>12603078 You mean there is more than Lolipedo pics in /c/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:03:27 2014 No.12603099 >>12603096 Oh those you can butcher as much as you want. you can send /em straight to the butchet shop Get a Minotaur to chop them up into minced meat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:03:31 2014 No.12603101 >>12603075 even more? I'm so happy you took my suggestion >>12603085 oh yes EVEN MORE >>12603093 >>12603094 see? >>12603096 top kek >>12603081 oh well I guess; thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:03:36 2014 No.12603103 >>12603096 Those are the first three.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:04:33 2014 No.12603104 >>12603093 LOL I remember when that came out the first time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:05:05 2014 No.12603105 >>12603099 Funny thing; Jarjar, despite being god awful, was more useful than C3P0.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:05:46 2014 No.12603106 >>12603096 >The prequels You can't ruin what was wrecked in the first place. Though you could make them more hilarious...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:06:20 2014 No.12603108 >>12603094 I am doing these from memory, apparently I am not a true Starwars fan. Weird, my spellchecker insists Starwars be capitalized

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:06:36 2014 No.12603110 >>12603106 Maybe even make them better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:06:37 2014 No.12603111 >>12603105 >Implying 3PO's storytime to the teddybears in Jedi wasn't GOAT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:07:37 2014 No.12603113 To be honest the Bespin scene was essentially the entire second movie

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:07:45 2014 No.12603114

>>12603105
That's because C3P0 was ridiculously useless since he was a translation droid. Jar Jar, and i can't even believe I'm defending him, was part of the Naboo senate
What made it even worse is when they showed that it was Anakin that made 3P0, because it makes sense of his uselessness because he was made by god damn Anakin 'I'm going to stalk you' skywalker

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:09:54 2014 No.12603117 >star wars on /mgg/ The fuck is /tv/ doing here?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:10:08 2014 No.12603118
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>>12603114
>I'm a translation droid
>I only ever translate what R2D2 is saying
The first three movies were a trainwreck with inconsistencies. Though they were still better than 3 movies of two hobits walking to a fucking volcano.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:10:51 2014 No.12603119

>>12603113

>Forgetting Hoth
>Forgetting Asteroids
>Forgettting Swamp Muppets

I loved "I am altering the deal." as much as anyone but there were various setpieces.

I think what I like most about Empire was that the badguys won and left the heroes in a totally shit situation. No happy ending. They had to claw their way back up at the beginning of Jedi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:10:52 2014 No.12603120 >>12603117 What, you're not familiar with Commercial-kun? He's our gateway into the TV-Waves of MG-Land.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:11:10 2014 No.12603121 >>12603117 I requested that commercial-kun do an mg spoof of star wars

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:11:24 2014 No.12603122 That was a plot hole that annoyed me to no end, Anikin made 3po, and 1) Didnt recognize him, or each other. Hey, those are my droids! 2) why were they given to Leia? Yer dad is the most evil man in the universe, here have his droids

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:11:55 2014 No.12603123 File: 161 KB, 768x859, sessile sandworm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603117 >Star Wars >Not a central piece of pop culture liable to be brought up at any time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:12:33 2014 No.12603124 >>12603119 God everything on Hoth was glorious. Probably one of my favourite battles

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:13:39 2014 No.12603125 >>12603122 3po's memory is wiped at the end of ROTS iirc

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:13:53 2014 No.12603127

>>12603117
I was requested to make a MG parody spoof of famous movies, and Starwars was one of them.

As a writer, I felt it was a good challenge to try to come up with something original, and amusing in a limited time frame.

And Hi, I am called Commercial-kun

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:14:15 2014 No.12603128 >>12603124 Hoth+Deathstar 1+Deathstar 2 were all top tier models and fun.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:14:24 2014 No.12603129

>>12603122
It wasn't explored in the movies, but a few comic adaptations did.

There's one where, on Cloud City, after C3PO is led away and dismembered, the parts are shown to Vader. He briefly muses on the head of the droid he built as a child, reflecting on the life he once had. He then orders the parts scrapped, fully committed to severing all ties to his old life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:14:30 2014 No.12603130 >>12603127 Can you do Lord of the Rings next?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:15:59 2014 No.12603133 >>12603122 Typical prequel problems, making everything too interconnected. Fucking sucks when they have to make everything an inbred circlejerk instead of just going "Look at these random nobodies who went on to do great things!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:16:23 2014 No.12603134 >>12603125 Which in its own right is stupid and an obvious way to not mess with the original movies. They should've never said Anakin made 3P0 to begin with >>12603128 Space battles are always the greatest

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:16:29 2014 No.12603135 >>12603124 >>12603085 >>12603127 do the Hoth scene where they trip the AT-AT, only it's actually a wurm on stilts SOMEHOW who ends up doing a faceplant, then cups her nose for full moe >ouchies >>12603130 yes do that after you finish al the Star Wars

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:16:36 2014 No.12603136 >>12603130 It'd just be two shota walking to a volcano, where they'd probably be raped by Magma Slimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:16:46 2014 No.12603137 >>12603119 I haven't forgotten about them, I just can not think of anything i think is original for them, I am drawing a sort of blank. I am sure I will come up with more as time goes by.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:17:03 2014 No.12603139 >>12603129 >Implying this occurred before 1999.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:18:04 2014 No.12603141 Wow, dat Papi mom I've gone from not giving a shit to slightly interested

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:18:30 2014 No.12603143 >>12603120 >>12603121 I see. >>12603127 I know you. >>12603123 >jabba and his servant's faces

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:19:51 2014 No.12603145 the lord of the rings, part 1 2 shotas walking in New zealand. The lord of the rings part 2: Find elf village Lord of the rings part 3: drop ring in lava fly back on birdwomen

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:21:35 2014 No.12603147 Someone did a Hobbit one where the MC falls in love with the dragon woman named Smaug. I think it was 2-3 threads ago

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:23:26 2014 No.12603150

>>12603147
what
I need screencaps
or an archive
now
PLEASE.

>>12603145
>>12603127
If you do the hobbit, look at this guy's works:
http://cerberus123.deviantart.com/art/The-Hobbit-A-Monster-Girls-Tale-446344120

http://cerberus123.deviantart.com/art/Dwarf-vs-Orc-Duel-of-Adorable-Epicness-415503033?q=sort%3Atime%20((the%20hobbit)%20AND%20(by%3ACerberus123))&qo=2

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:23:38 2014 No.12603151

>>12603145
One of the shotas wakes up from his little coma

The other shota walks in with a very gay look and tells the other little hobits in the room, who were jumping around on the bed, and begins a suck-fest

>She throws the remote at the TV and destroys it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:25:20 2014 No.12603156 File: 416 KB, 600x781, 13248347453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what different kinds of Dragon Girls do you think there are? Red, Blue, Black, Undead, what flavor of dragon is best?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:25:21 2014 No.12603157 >>12603151 >she throws the remote through the tv ftfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:26:35 2014 No.12603160 >>12603151 You just KNOW that an MG LotR couldn't pass without SOMEBODY being 63'd either for production, or in the course of the movie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:26:51 2014 No.12603162 >>12603157 >It goes through the wall behind it as well, flies outside, and bonks her neighbor Holst in the head

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:27:38 2014 No.12603165 >>12603151 >Share the load. It's amazing what a few out of context clips can sound like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyHBtRPFVNo&list=UUpad81d4S1iUjbNxNAO8Qsg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:27:55 2014 No.12603166 >>12603156 UNDEAD. There's some guy's pastebin project that describes quite clearly why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:27:55 2014 No.12603167 >>12603160 It also needs a Sam-Frotto suckfest and bricking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:28:33 2014 No.12603170 >>12603165 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbstkXowlAc

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:29:21 2014 No.12603171 >>12603166 Yeah I saw that. Maybe he's wondering what other Dragon Girls he could add?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:29:26 2014 No.12603172 >>12603156 >Yian Garuga Probably silver or red, maybe blue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:30:08 2014 No.12603175 >>12603156 do the colorings follow the D&D format, and are you following that one pastebin's setting at all? http://pastebin.com/bBDUirii

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:32:48 2014 No.12603179 >>12603171 Like Magic Dragons, Plant Dragons, or Hydras?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:33:24 2014 No.12603181 >>12603175 D&D format seems to cover it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)#Types_of_dragons All dem dragons. But the pastebin setting seems good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:35:58 2014 No.12603187 You know I never really figured out what color TV dragon should be , or type for that matter, she is a nerdy book type, so I guess you guys would make her a Ryu, or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:36:47 2014 No.12603189 >>12603035 Forgot to say. This was the last one for tonight. But there will be more again! Sounds like most people enjoyed their matches. Hope they were pretty interesting to read even for those who are still waiting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:36:57 2014 No.12603190 >>12603187 How about a Wyvern?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:38:23 2014 No.12603193 >>12603190 >Wyvern >Flipping channels >With HANDS You funny guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:39:12 2014 No.12603194 >>12603187 Actually I think I will do that! Commercial-kun Contest Number 1 TV dragon, pick the color and type! The majority will decide what color and type of dragon she shall be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:39:28 2014 No.12603196 >>12603193 Maybe she lays the remote on a table and presses the buttons with her tail/tongue/claw?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:40:32 2014 No.12603197 >>12603194 Wyvern and Blue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:41:49 2014 No.12603199 >>12603194 Undead Vanilla Dragon? Or Blue Vanilla Dragon. Either one works for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:42:00 2014 No.12603200 >>12603194 Plain green dragon. No special snowflakes needed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:44:29 2014 No.12603206 File: 15 KB, 2000x1500, 15439435796453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603194 Here's your TV Dragon's color.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:45:51 2014 No.12603210 >>12603206 Technicolor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:45:57 2014 No.12603211 >>12599720 Tamamo, normal mode, Rani route. Fun first playthrough. Too bad there was no hard mode!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:47:15 2014 No.12603214 >>12603194 It's always been a ryu! If you mean a new one, then >>12603200. >>12603206 damn you charon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:47:35 2014 No.12603215 >>12603211 >Rani route Mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:49:57 2014 No.12603223 File: 601 KB, 800x800, 1407992402023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603214 So it's been a Ryu eh? Teen, Milf, or average adult?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:50:23 2014 No.12603224 >>12603215 I did it because I heard it was harder, when I got the game. I actually ended up finding Vlad the Impaler more difficult than crazy Arcueid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:50:39 2014 No.12603225 >>12603223 Average Adult. She acts a bit too childish with her TV Habits to be a full-out MILF.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:51:08 2014 No.12603226 >>12603175 Undead and Blue are best

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:51:16 2014 No.12603227 >>12603225 Milfs can be childish too, but I'm fine with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:52:18 2014 No.12603231 >>12603187 >>12603194 Make her an Italian Ryu like >>12531930

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:52:25 2014 No.12603232 >>12603224 Wait, what? I played the Rani route, but I remember fighting Crazy Arcueid...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:52:35 2014 No.12603233 Yes, a new character for tv land, And for those of you who do not know the one with the remote is a Ryu, a Golden Ryu with red highlighst, she has long deep red hair in a braid down her back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:53:06 2014 No.12603235 >>12600893 Snowball it like a man and then eat da pussy. Put my cum where it belongs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:53:35 2014 No.12603239 >>12603233 >new character Like Gamer Gazer or a Jinko that's still into SNES?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:54:31 2014 No.12603242 >>12603223 I sort of see her as not quite CC yet, so mature adult, not milf yet, if this makes sense, sort of a mid 20s/early 30s (Human equivalent)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:54:35 2014 No.12603243 >>12603233 >Golden Ryu with red highlights Oh yeah, I remember this being discussed before. So yeah, for new character, I say: >>12603199

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:55:09 2014 No.12603248

>>12603232

Yeah, Rani route is Arc fight. Sorry, what I meant was that I found Rin's route harder because of Vlad. Also Lil Ronnie still creeps me the fuck out...

Either way, it was pretty rewarding doing it all with Tammy on my first go. Game gave me some major feels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:55:17 2014 No.12603249 >>12603242 I like the sound of that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:56:08 2014 No.12603252 >>12603239 Gamer Dragon! Well, she doesn't have to be a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:56:21 2014 No.12603254 >>12603239 >SNES >Wanna come over to my house and play Super Metroid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:56:59 2014 No.12603256 >>12603233 >golden ryu niiiceeeee. good taste. for the new character I say blue dragon, the lightning bolt kind. I posted this >>12603214 before, I changed my mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:57:24 2014 No.12603259 >>12603252 Let's go with a Jinko. >>12603248 I found Vlad to be easier, since at one point all he does is defend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:57:39 2014 No.12603260 >>12603248 Ah, kay then. Thanks for clearing that up. I played through with Nero my first time, and then Tamano my second playthrough. I liked Nero more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:57:40 2014 No.12603261 Ironic part is that I am a full out Fox woman lover, yet my characters are Dragon in this thread, go figure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 02:59:47 2014 No.12603269 >>12603261 I'm a Dragon lover, which is why every one of my stories involves them. Like the Wurm who gets around, for example.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:01:31 2014 No.12603271

>>12603254

Super Metroid is a game one person plays while the other talks and watches and eats snacks. Mariocart is the one you play together. Fuck I miss those days. Last time I remember having a one-player playthrough with friends watching and talking about stuff was Shadow of the Colossus. Some SunnyD and some Totinos pizzas. Fuck that was the best back then.

Did multiplayer after that plenty and had a girlfriend make me play Ico for her to watch it one time but that was the epitome of the "Dude, shoot it in the eyes, now stab it in the back of the neck" era.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:01:46 2014 No.12603272 >>12603261 An odd reflection I had earlier, is that the kinds of girls I'd want as my waifu, are all furry or fluffy. And yet I have a supreme fetish for dragons. They're just awesome. It's unavoidable.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:02:36 2014 No.12603273

>>12603260

Nero is fantastic. I liked her almost as much as Tammy. I did my second run with her, and she just obliterated everything.

>>12603259

I don't even remember how I lost to him, I just remember that I did (using Nero, at that. I must have made some gross overpredictions for his attacks). That and I beat Arc on my first try. I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to feel about that.

It was probably the overconfidence from having Nero that did me in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:03:54 2014 No.12603277 >>12603261 Lamia variants and kitsunes are my favorite MGs. I like lots of others too, but those two types just do it for me.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:05:13 2014 No.12603280

>>12603271
>Use your super missiles on Kraid to kill Kraid before he fully comes up
>Shut up! I know how to play this game!
>Use the wall jump to get the Wave Beam early!
>She fails at wall jumping and dies
>She tries to horizontal bomb jump across a large space
>You sip loudly from your can of soda
>It ruins her concentration and causes her to fall
>GOD DAMN IT!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:05:29 2014 No.12603281 >>12602820 What?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:07:06 2014 No.12603285

Actually I have a secret to share, the Ryu I use in my commercials is recycled.
She is also a character in my stories, \The Dragon that controls a bank and the local internet and a few other businesses in the town that my story takes place.
However,the one in my story she is older and has a far different personality than the one you see here in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:08:43 2014 No.12603288 >>12603285 And I'm using a recycled Kitsune in my story.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:09:07 2014 No.12603290

>>12603272

For me it's all about the attitude. As long as they're not abominations I couldn't care less. Tall, short, horse pussy, snake cloaca, pale, brown, scaly, furry, I like them all.

Sure, busty, brown and smart takes the cake but you punch enough buttons and I'd be all over a flat pale girl with a nice ass any day of the week.

Don't know if that means I've lowered my standards or if I've learned to share the love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:09:19 2014 No.12603291 >>12603288 OMG, damaged goods!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:09:59 2014 No.12603292 >>12603291 Recycling makes them as good as new

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:10:41 2014 No.12603293 >>12603280 >When she loses she gives you the biggest hatefuck your pelvis has ever felt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:10:52 2014 No.12603294 >>12603288 Wait a second! They have kitsune recycling centers? Where can I find one of these?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:11:59 2014 No.12603296

>>12603280

>MFW I know Metroid 1 and 2 better than 3
>Use the bombs to get the freeze ray early
>Freeze the plinkers to get the extra tanks and missiles and superjump early

But yeah, those were fun days.

>Dying ten to twelve times late at night near a final boss battle when you all swear that you're going to stay up and beat the game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:12:21 2014 No.12603297 >>12603294 Now I know where that sicko and the box of tails got those from!

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:13:16 2014 No.12603299

>>12603290
Oh sure, I love all different types too. It's just a trend I noticed that the ones I really like, and would want as a wife, all tend to be of the furry or fluffy variety, as a result of their generalized personalities (And perhaps, some of the stuff anons in these threads have composed).

And yet, I have a consistent love (Or maybe lust) for Dragons. Dragons an amazing.

On that note, I find it hilarious that my opinion in taste-preferences is pretty well the exact opposite of what you said.

>Sure, flat, pale and a nice ass takes the cake, but you punch enough buttons and I'd be all over a busty, brown smarty any day of the week.

Though in my mind, the pale girl's plenty smart too.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:13:46 2014 No.12603302

>>12603292
Not as good as new, nobody like her as much when she was into selling drugs to strangers.

>>12603293
>Oh look, you died at Ridley again.
>Damn it!
>You begin talking in the RP Ridley voice
>OH, are you SCARED OF HIM?!
>That's it!
>She jumps you and begins venting her frustration through sex

>>12603296
Metroid 2 was painful to play.
>No Map
>Everything looks the same
>Everything kills you quickly

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:15:05 2014 No.12603306 File: 249 KB, 720x1000, 1408836424050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] From commercial-kuns secret stash

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:16:57 2014 No.12603311

>>12603302
>Metroid 2 was painful to play.

Knigga, there wasn't a map in 1 either. And as a kid I loved how the metroids went from regular to more and more mutated at the end. Plus the skill involved punching buttons on that crappy AA powered gameboy. I think I actually beat it on the Supergameboy though which I found hilarious that it had better graphics than 1. By the time I got to 3 the map felt like cheating. Loved it in the prime games though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:19:52 2014 No.12603315 >>12603302 >No Map >Everything looks the same >Everything kills you quickly Back in the day that was normal. Hell, Descent had maps, but they were essentially mazes and barely helpful in navigating.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:20:17 2014 No.12603317

>>12603311
I manually made maps for 1 and 2.
2 was just still painful to play. The Prime series was great though, even Prime 2 despite Torvus Bog.

>Playing Prime 1 with Jinko GF
>"You know you shouldn't use the Wave Beam on Thardus"
>"S-shut up!"
>"Don't take my advice for granite! Now use your missiles!"
>"Fine!"
>She dies because she couldn't figure out what to do when Thardus made it hard to see

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:21:01 2014 No.12603319 >>12603294 Go to a planned parenthood building. Wait for a MG to come out crying (extenuating circumstances forcing her to do it, I guess). Say hello and comfort her. Congratulations, you're IN!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:21:44 2014 No.12603320 Why is Charon-chan assaulting the thread on /a/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:22:18 2014 No.12603321 >>12603320 She is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:22:44 2014 No.12603322 >>12603317 >jinko You have fine tastes, sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:23:17 2014 No.12603324 >>12603321 Puns. Awful, awful puns. Everywhere.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:23:40 2014 No.12603325

>>12603315
>Descent Freespace
>Better than Xwing, Tiefighter, or Xwing vs. Tiefighter
There. I said it. Fuck yeah. Tie Fighter was a close second though. And I loved how the game guide was also a novel. How kickass is that?

>>12603317
I just kept the maps in my head. I can still remember almost all of Metroid 1 to this day. I actually kind of miss writing down the old save codes though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:26:35 2014 No.12603327 >>12603324 >Paying attention to /a/ threads. Nah. Just rather discuss everything here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:26:49 2014 No.12603329 File: 47 KB, 640x480, descent automap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603325 >Descent Freespace Try again.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:27:15 2014 No.12603332

>>12603322
I love a fit girl paying games.

>Playing Prime 2
>"God damn Amorbis is stupid and awful!"
>"If you think that's awful, wait until Torvus Bog!"
>"What's Torvus Bog?"
>"You'll find out."
>She gets killed because she wasn't paying attention
>She jumps you again to vent

>>12603325
I still have those old maps.
Good times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:29:01 2014 No.12603333 >>12603329 Fuck the original descent games. They were actually really good but Freespace a best. Now I want to tune up some Conquest:Frontier Wars music too. Those marches were perfect for Terran spaceship fleets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:29:29 2014 No.12603334 >>12603332 amorbis was great the boost guardian was a horrible asshole though

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:31:37 2014 No.12603337

>>12603334
I actually had zero trouble against him and the Spider Guardian.

>"Why are there no safe zones here?!"
>She's frantically trying to stay alive and not get killed by the Boost Guardian
>"Use the Light Beam! Don't use Super Missiles!"
>She gets killed by the atmosphere and not the boss

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:32:17 2014 No.12603338 >>12603334 Man, Prime 2 was the first game that really made me go TUUUUUUUUUUUBES. Prime had a decent amount but 2 was like "Damn, you boys got a fetish for this."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:33:58 2014 No.12603340 >>12603337 I actually died from the atmosphere in that case, but only on hard mode. Normal mode it was easy.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:35:48 2014 No.12603343

>>12603340
It was easy for me in Hard Mode. It was painful watching Slowbeef play the game and fuck up so much.

>"Holy Hell! That's the boss of Sanctuary?!"
>"Yep. He takes up a third of the arena."
>She dies from the atmosphere again
>She quits 2 and skips to 3

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:37:07 2014 No.12603345 >>12603343 You know I never played Prime 3. Wasn't it Wii only or something? Last nintendo console I owned was the cube.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:39:29 2014 No.12603352

>>12603345
Yeah it's Wii only.
Still fun as hell.

>Jinko GF plays 3
>"God damn, missiles are fucking useless."
>"A lot of powerups are useless with regular beams and hyper-mode available."
>"I know, but missiles are ESPECIALLY useless!"
>She double bomb jumps for the first time
>"LOOK! LOOK! I DID IT!"
>You pat her on the head as she celebrates in her own way

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:42:34 2014 No.12603355 >>12603352 Wouldn't she have to use an arcade stick of some sort for games? What with those bigass paws and all?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:45:20 2014 No.12603359

>>12603355
Maybe they aren't as big as KC drew them?

>She's marathoning Bryyo
>She's up to Mogenar
>"God damn! I hate this guy! My wrists hurt!
>You're snickering like a grade schooler at what she said
>"What's so funny?"
>Ends up getting killed again when Mogenar is almost dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:45:53 2014 No.12603360 File: 223 KB, 1920x1080, 1413618353407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600024 >>12600028 The one bad thing about that game is that Lakis never loosened up and let you see the goods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:47:41 2014 No.12603361 >>12603360 That is a shame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 03:48:11 2014 No.12603363 >>12603360 >The classy maid maintained some class And you consider this a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:06:49 2014 No.12603387 File: 185 KB, 700x1061, bd6053731379d6880fab045fb0907ba1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600021 >>12600013

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:09:32 2014 No.12603392 >>12603387 She one of those hair oriented MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:09:47 2014 No.12603393 >>12603387 Bit subtle, isn't it? I can't even tell what flavor of mg she is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:12:06 2014 No.12603395 >>12603392 >>12603393 https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=99665

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:13:17 2014 No.12603396 >>12603395 So she's like Saya or that one Eldritch abomination?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:18:04 2014 No.12603402
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>Playing fighting games with your girlfriend
>The two of you start to get competitive
>She starts insulting you and sex-teasing you
>You do the same to her
>The two of you eventually make a challenge amongst the two of you
>Every time she wins a match, she bites you and gives you a bit more of her venom
>Every time you win, she has to take a spoonful of that special Alraune honey you've been keeping
>Tensions rise every match
>Of course, along with something else

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:18:42 2014 No.12603403 >>12603396 Let's say the Great Old Ones had something like slimes as helpers. Except better at mimicry and can also act as gelatinous cubes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:21:07 2014 No.12603406 >>12603403 So she's Suu, but without the yellow dong on her head? >>12603402 I'd lose horribly because I suck at fighting games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:22:37 2014 No.12603407 >>12603406 She's yet another step up in ability compared to Suu

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:23:23 2014 No.12603410 >>12603407 Move over Suu, you're being replaced.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:25:55 2014 No.12603412 >>12603402 Best. Foreplay. Ever.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:27:38 2014 No.12603417 File: 274 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599697

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:29:34 2014 No.12603419 File: 278 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599699

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:30:13 2014 No.12603420 >>12603417 >>12603419 stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:31:07 2014 No.12603423 >>12603420 We can report him, right?

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:31:52 2014 No.12603424 File: 291 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599701

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:31:57 2014 No.12603425 >>12603420 Don't mind him. Because he won't. Just report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:32:26 2014 No.12603426 File: 1.29 MB, 1733x2000, c082510ee589e060a2e827132de83326.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would you awoo with your wolfu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:32:37 2014 No.12603427 >>12603423 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:33:37 2014 No.12603429 File: 272 KB, 800x772, 25a0c4f50b0e68e350ed85a4d13b34d0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603427 That's fantastic. >>12603426 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:33:52 2014 No.12603430 >>12603423 Yeah. Eventually a mod'll swing by and delete everything he posted

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:34:21 2014 No.12603432

>>12603363
Being a maid is being a domestic servant,class need not be a part of it.

And yes,it bother me because they got so caught up in one generic fetish,they completely neglected the main fetish for people that play the game which is monster girl loving.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:34:48 2014 No.12603433 >>12603430 That's good. Do I go with rule violation or spam?

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:34:51 2014 No.12603434 File: 311 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599712

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:35:51 2014 No.12603435 >>12603433 almost always rule violation spam refers to commercial spam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:36:32 2014 No.12603436 >>12603426 I dream about it every day

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:36:55 2014 No.12603437 >>12603435 Alright then. Hopefully when the mod comes in and deletes anything related to this, I won't get banned in the crossfire for a fourth time.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:37:32 2014 No.12603439 File: 307 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599717

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:39:14 2014 No.12603442 File: 363 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599720

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:40:22 2014 No.12603444 >>12603432 >not wanting classy maids

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:41:13 2014 No.12603446 >>12603444 Classy maids are great, but we wanted to make her feel like a woman.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:41:21 2014 No.12603447 File: 223 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599728

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:43:48 2014 No.12603449 File: 299 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599739

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:44:43 2014 No.12603452 >>12603447 >>12603449 Thank you swagmaster, please continue to offer us the blessings of irony

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:45:57 2014 No.12603455 File: 306 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599748

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:47:16 2014 No.12603459 So not only do I have to deal with fat girls and paladins, who have become worse than even the 40k fags, I also have to deal with wigger girls? The shit I put up with.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:49:06 2014 No.12603463 File: 300 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599766

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:49:29 2014 No.12603464 >>12603459 What's taking the mods/Janet so long?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:50:41 2014 No.12603467 >>12603464 Probably some bullshit "it's mg related because their mgs, even wiggerfied".

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:50:49 2014 No.12603468 File: 400 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599788

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 04:53:32 2014 No.12603473 File: 247 KB, 500x666, It might be a man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603467 So we have to wait?

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:54:07 2014 No.12603475 File: 263 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599808

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:57:04 2014 No.12603477 File: 325 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599856

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 04:59:43 2014 No.12603479 File: 385 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599861

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:01:03 2014 No.12603481 >>12603081 youve started it, now you finish it

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:03:01 2014 No.12603485 File: 245 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599944

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:06:00 2014 No.12603488 File: 341 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12599958

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:06:21 2014 No.12603489 File: 2.80 MB, 1919x2732, 1413623181147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603464 They are not around at all hours. Just have patience. In the meantime, there is some new fluffy around. Spoilered for lewd Ran.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:07:33 2014 No.12603492 >>12602962 I'd ...I'd also like some Xeno stuff. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:08:07 2014 No.12603493 >>12603489 Praise be!

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:08:42 2014 No.12603494

>>12603489
I hope they get here soon.

>Playing Monster Hunter 3U with Jinko GF
>Intentionally lay a bomb next to her as she's charging her Greatsword
>Knock her off cliffs when she's near them
>Poke her from behind when she's blocking a monster charge
>Eventually she gets really pissed off and rips my pants off
>We make hot, angry, and sticky love for hours as our WIIU shuts itself off

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:08:49 2014 No.12603495 File: 229 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600013

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:11:29 2014 No.12603496 File: 265 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600020

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:13:19 2014 No.12603497 File: 375 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600024

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:15:52 2014 No.12603500 File: 326 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600028

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:17:06 2014 No.12603501 >>12603497 >>12603500 >ruining Octo pussy GOD. DAMN. YOU. 100/10 I AM MAD

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:18:24 2014 No.12603503 File: 390 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600036

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:20:31 2014 No.12603505

http://pastebin.com/ZaUJQK8s
Daycare, still setting up for cute.
but there will be cute things a sneek peek.

The Oni's had a fake set of dumbbells in the playground. they would spend all that time 'pumping iron' and drinking water pretending it was sake.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:21:24 2014 No.12603506 File: 342 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600061

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:22:41 2014 No.12603507 >>12603501 Just ignore him, anon. Just ignore him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:24:14 2014 No.12603508 >>12603507 That's like ignoring a house fire from within the house itself. >>12603505 >Daycare I wanted to see some Kindergarten, but this looks promising. Guess I'll have to do Kindergarten meself.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:25:32 2014 No.12603510 File: 255 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600093

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:27:09 2014 No.12603513 >>12603508 there is a kindergarten class, but dot let me stop you. we need more cute.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:27:29 2014 No.12603514 File: 368 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600111

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:28:57 2014 No.12603515 >>12603513 I'll get into it later. I need to concentrate of my current crap, and think of things for the Kindergarten story to do.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:29:46 2014 No.12603517 File: 261 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600118

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:31:23 2014 No.12603518 >>12603515 just use my stuff if I get to it before you do, I would be happy if i could help other people get ideas.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:32:25 2014 No.12603520 File: 211 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600165

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:32:37 2014 No.12603522 >>12603518 I could give it some thought. I normally like coming up with ideas for people and let them go with it from their.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:34:56 2014 No.12603526 >>12603520 /jp/ Swag, what are you doing!? You're out of control!!!

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:36:00 2014 No.12603527 File: 310 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600208

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:37:57 2014 No.12603529 File: 450 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600282

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:39:37 2014 No.12603533 This autism is actually impressive

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:40:16 2014 No.12603534 File: 389 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600285

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:40:53 2014 No.12603535 >>12603505 Is this from the point of view of a ryu? That's what I was gathering from the oversized hands comment.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:42:15 2014 No.12603539 File: 401 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600556

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:44:21 2014 No.12603542 [DELETED]

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>>12603535
>/jp/ Swag Control
wurm

"I had never been good with delicate work. My ass had to slither over landmines, setting them off, allowing transport trucks to make it to their destination safely. Being a Wurm had its advantages along with disadvantages."

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:45:06 2014 No.12603544 File: 350 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600720

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:45:31 2014 No.12603547 >>12603542 Oh, didn't see that bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:45:54 2014 No.12603548 >>12603542 Who drew that?

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:46:42 2014 No.12603550 File: 480 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600790

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:49:11 2014 No.12603554 File: 308 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600794

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:52:20 2014 No.12603556 File: 300 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600802

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:55:35 2014 No.12603562 File: 427 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600873

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:55:44 2014 No.12603564 File: 192 KB, 535x1000, 1412318263236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have we done crippled monster stories before?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 05:58:10 2014 No.12603571 >>12603564 I think so but I couldn't name anything off the top of my head.

>>	/jp/ Swag Control !snoopU.9gU Sat Oct 18 05:58:34 2014 No.12603572 File: 336 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12601080

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:00:21 2014 No.12603576 >>12603564 The only story I remember is a greentext with a crippled anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:01:13 2014 No.12603579 >>12603576 Was it good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:02:45 2014 No.12603580 >>12603579 I don't know my memory is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:03:48 2014 No.12603582 Our Janitor is a Great Janitor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:04:02 2014 No.12603584 File: 158 KB, 566x800, JUICE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603580 Mine's pretty iffy itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:05:06 2014 No.12603587 >>12603582 Still took an hour or so to actually stop him. Guess I can't complain much since the problem was still dealt with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:15:51 2014 No.12603596 A family moves next door to you. Their Anubis daughter wants you and her to play with her legos. Do you play with her, or do you just look up pictures of Holsts being naughty?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:16:52 2014 No.12603597 >>12603596 What are our ages?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:20:31 2014 No.12603600 >>12603596 Legos. Legos Legos Legos Legos Legos. There is no other answer. >tfw never have adorable Anubis childhood friend who you spend your life building increasingly complex Lego creations with. Kill me now ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:25:40 2014 No.12603602 File: 123 KB, 600x975, 59144cdc1b98242d9a94f6b0dfaabff1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would an Anubutt enjoy Minecraft pre-Adventure update?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:30:18 2014 No.12603606 >>12603602 >minecraft Maybe the nerdy ones with no friends. The cool ones would use legos or play Dwarf Fortress. >>12603597 You can view it as both of you being 12, or just her being 12 and wanting you to be her friend despite the age difference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:32:48 2014 No.12603608 >>12603600 You could make up a scenario and write it down like the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:33:41 2014 No.12603610 >>12603606 >Childhood Friends >Age-Gap Friendship Can somebody write this as a full story either way? Please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:37:58 2014 No.12603616 File: 851 KB, 1600x1200, 1412949657954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603610 I COULD give it a whack at some point. Do you want a heart warming and healing story, or something comedic with some heart warming scenes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:38:49 2014 No.12603618 >>12603606 >>12603610 Are we talking a few grades older age gap, or lolicon age gap?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:39:58 2014 No.12603619 >>12603616 Hrm, I'd say, Healing if Age-Gap Friendship, Comedic and Heartwarming if Childhood Friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:41:52 2014 No.12603622 >>12603618 She's 12 while it's very likely that the MC is probably around the age of 24. >>12603619 Just so you know, I may not write it. Anyone else is free to take a shot at it, maybe even yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:44:15 2014 No.12603625 >>12603619 Like she sees him as an older brother figure, then later she falls for him when she's older type of story?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:44:27 2014 No.12603626 >>12603622 Well, thanks for even mentioning the idea of taking a crack at it. If I thought I could try it myself, I'd say so, but given my history with writefagging, as far as any kind of consistent effort, it'd amount to nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:46:29 2014 No.12603628 >>12603625 That seems like a pretty good setup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:48:16 2014 No.12603630 File: 631 KB, 1104x1600, 129_TENMA1208129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >age-gap where the girl is the younger one >not wanting an onee-chan

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:48:31 2014 No.12603631

>>12603626
At least give it a try.
You never know. I sure as hell didn't think I could do comedy, but I get by somehow. I now now have over 5,000 views on my pastebin, a few entertained anons, and a few ideas for monster girls that will never be drawn. It feels good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:49:39 2014 No.12603634 >>12603631 I've tried comedy in my head before, but unfortunately I think the way I write is too...wordy, for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:50:54 2014 No.12603637 >>12603630 This guy gets it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:53:51 2014 No.12603645 >>12603628 I know. I imagine she tries to follow him around and bugs him when he's at home. Though would she be the shy and quiet type, or the energetic and playful type? >>12603630 I'm in the mood for a change of pace.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:54:06 2014 No.12603647

>>12603352
I remember a bit in Prime 3 where double bomb jumping is required to get an E Tank.
Except it's to jump from one Spiderball rail to another above it. So not only do you need to time the bomb jumps for optimal height, you also need to perfectly time the moment where you let go of the Z button and press it again for the Spiderball, otherwise you'll just glue yourself back onto the lower track.

Same room also had one of the more annoying enemies in the game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:55:12 2014 No.12603648 >>12603645 Presumably an indoor type, since, you know, lego isn't a typical activity for the hyperactive.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:56:14 2014 No.12603650

>>12603645
Energetic and playful?

When I hear "Age Gap Friendship" and "Healing", I think of the doujin series by...ah, what's the name? Ootsuka Reika, I think? With this chronically depressed college student, who finds himself continually cheered up by a little girl he met playing fighting games, who's childish world-view helps him come to terms with his own issues. Love that kinda shit.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:56:32 2014 No.12603651

>>12603647
It wasn't an Etank, it was a missile expansion.
I know, I played it recently and know the location of every pick up by memory. Slowbeef would have been better off using me than Toffle...
That expansion was somewhat of a pain.

>>12603648
So maybe a shy girl who has trouble making friends normally?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:57:27 2014 No.12603653 >>12603651 That'd be pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 06:58:23 2014 No.12603655 >>12603651 Yeah, that's it, my bad. You know the enemy in that room? It's completely invulnerable until it launches that swarm at you. Fuck that guy. Thank god Hypermode gives you invulnerability.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:03:30 2014 No.12603661 >>12603655 He wasn't too annoying for me. It was somewhat a pain waiting in front of him to open his mouth and wasting a few E-tanks in the process. >>12603653 It would be. Would she follow the MC around and watch what he's doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:05:27 2014 No.12603668 >>12603661 >Slight stalker-ism Also cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:05:28 2014 No.12603669 >>12603661 Well anyway, I'm retiring from the thread earlier than usual. Hopefully this subject won't be forgotten so quickly as I'm quite liking it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:06:35 2014 No.12603671 >>12603668 I think it would be more childish curiosity than stalking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:06:51 2014 No.12603672 >>12603668 >MC is mowing his lawn >She peaks the top half of her head over the fence and watches him

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:08:31 2014 No.12603673 should mgt have a representative in the 4chan kup? Who would it be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:09:26 2014 No.12603674 >>12603673 Janet the Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:09:31 2014 No.12603675 >>12603673 Charon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:10:45 2014 No.12603677 >>12603672 Adorable. Think I'm gonna clock out now too, dead tired. But the love of adorable, lego-loving anubi shall always persevere!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 07:13:17 2014 No.12603678 File: 583 KB, 1135x1600, 1413630797075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are artifical people with server access and install ports monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 08:00:12 2014 No.12603735 >>12602478 Why does a shapeshifter need a true form? This applies especially to angels and demons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 08:05:57 2014 No.12603749 >>12602251 >He wasn't here for the translation dump Laughing_mermaids.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 08:08:13 2014 No.12603754 >>12603630 >Xbots controller Dropped Called the Cops Would not fug 0/10 Where's Gracie to save me from this level of shit taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 08:10:52 2014 No.12603759 >>12603035 >>12601239 >>12601374 I missed a couple of threads, where are the questions these guys are answering?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 08:11:30 2014 No.12603760 >>12603630 Put a fluffy tail and a pair of fluffy ears and we get a smug fox right there

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 08:34:09 2014 No.12603785 >No bat daughteru to hang off your arm

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 08:58:18 2014 No.12603813 >>12603084 I don't entirely get why people are so upset about this. Not having any human ears would be uncanny valley as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 09:14:44 2014 No.12603830 File: 166 KB, 1266x1450, tgGetsShitDone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thread seems dead, posting monsterboobs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 09:17:05 2014 No.12603834 >>12603830 She has a giant hairbrush for a tail ahahaha what the fr*ck man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 09:17:44 2014 No.12603835 >>12603834 You type like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 09:18:49 2014 No.12603837 >>12603830 Noice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 09:20:03 2014 No.12603840 >>12603835 Yooooooo! What's with the sudden personal attacks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 09:35:34 2014 No.12603855 Is it okay to hate monster boys as long as they aren't your kid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 09:36:54 2014 No.12603857 >>12603855 Go away /ss/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 09:40:42 2014 No.12603861 >>12603855 Get out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:12:59 2014 No.12603884 File: 183 KB, 610x562, Final-battle-Harute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603596 >>12603600 What about Gunpla?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:14:52 2014 No.12603886 >>12603840 You DO type like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:16:29 2014 No.12603889 >>12603886 I'm so sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:19:42 2014 No.12603891 >>12603889 Not him, but, then don't type like a faggot. It's not particularly hard. Infact, for me, at least, it actually takes a conscious effort to type like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:23:00 2014 No.12603893 >>12603891 I'm sorry, anon, I'll try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:41:51 2014 No.12603929 Uh-Oh Your monster girl daughteru has taken a liking to lesser known JRPGs as the mainline ones become more and more shit. How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:44:34 2014 No.12603933 >>12603929 Teach her to play Dota, which is a good game, compared to stupid nostalgiafag JRPGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:48:44 2014 No.12603939 >>12603933 >A plebshit MOBA

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:49:06 2014 No.12603940 >>12603933 >Dota >Good >Western Games >Good Holy shit it's like I'm watching a train wreck and all the cars are filled with shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:51:08 2014 No.12603941 >>12603929 I'd rev up my copy of Legend of Dragoon with her and pray she doesn't pick a shit-tier team comp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:53:57 2014 No.12603945 >>12603929 Show her Chrono Trigger and Cross, they're old but better than the new ones. >>12603941 Or this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:54:17 2014 No.12603948 >>12603933 >dota >good Cyka bleat mydak

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:55:43 2014 No.12603949 File: 556 KB, 850x1133, Leon Belmont - The most stylin' Crusader ever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603929 Do the early 2000's 3D Castlevanias/Metroidvanias count as JRPGs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 10:57:05 2014 No.12603952 >>12603945 What was your LoD team comp, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:03:14 2014 No.12603962 >>12603929 I don't know shit about that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:03:18 2014 No.12603963 >>12603952 Can't remember for sure, been a long time. I think I killed Frahma with Dart/Rose/Miranda. But I'm not sure again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:04:20 2014 No.12603965 >>12601269 >We only really have that one greentext with the gaggle of geese and the Canuck berserker in an Atlanta pub. Huh. We should probably make more goose stuff, shouldn't we?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:05:19 2014 No.12603969 >>12603963 I went with Haschel and Albert. Fucking hard additions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:06:18 2014 No.12603972 >>12603939 >>12603940 >>12603948 Zzzzzzzzzzzz.. samefags. :/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:06:25 2014 No.12603973 >>12603965 As long as they get their face smashed in, I`m good with in. FUCKING GEESE I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:08:03 2014 No.12603976 >>12603969 Albert's Gust of Wind Dance is FABULOUS. Now Madness Hero, this shit took me some time to master.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:09:04 2014 No.12603979 >>12603945 >Chrono Cross You mean the game where Chrono was killed by fucking Dalton of all people and the Not!HarlyQuinn was actually an Evil Dragon and a Cat was your dad? Then it ended with the main girl coming into our universe? Yeah fuck that.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:16:55 2014 No.12603986

>>12603979
They weren't killed by Dalton. It's all about the two dimensions and how Serge surviving in Home World "deleted' them, changing the CTs future in stopping Lavos.

Harley truly is the 7th dragon, but I too, can't fully understand her.

Yeah, Cat was dad because FATE.

Kid coming to our universe because she's Schala's daughter clone, something like that.

Fucking game is full of theories and shit. But yes, it's confusing as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:18:48 2014 No.12603988 >>12603929 tell her video games are shit for plebscum and guide her to the bookcase

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:19:33 2014 No.12603990 >>12603988 >Books >Not wanting your daughteru to get mental stimulus

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:25:56 2014 No.12603996 >>12603990 >>12603988 >not letting her do both Come on anons, be a good dad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:29:09 2014 No.12603997 File: 154 KB, 600x450, Sleeping_Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shh, the monster girls are still sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:45:34 2014 No.12604012 File: 183 KB, 707x1000, 56545734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12603997

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:50:11 2014 No.12604021 >>12603973 http://pastebin.com/LRhwhXJr Well, I did this last week. Guess I'll start brainstorming ways to make more like it.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:54:58 2014 No.12604024
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I just finished the 2nd part of MGQ and I just want to ask if there will be some H-scenes for the spirits in the later parts. I'm having a massive boner for undine and sylph.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:58:25 2014 No.12604025 >>12604012 >You will never sleep with your monster girl waifu and daughterus all together Just kill me now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:58:52 2014 No.12604026 >>12604024 Yes, but they're shit, and NTR.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 11:59:28 2014 No.12604027 >>12604024 Yep. You actually get to fuck them in part 3. It's canon, too. It's nice because the scenes in 1 were so disappointing. Gnome uses her dolls, Sylph just jacks you off, etc. But yeah, I love me some spirits. Some of the best girls imo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:00:32 2014 No.12604030 File: 19 KB, 268x267, 1397866472968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604026 >NTR Poor worst girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:01:50 2014 No.12604031 >>12604030 I want to bully Alice

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:03:50 2014 No.12604038 File: 497 KB, 686x1200, 268_chimaera_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New MGE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:04:30 2014 No.12604039 >>12604038 I want to fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:04:45 2014 No.12604040 >>12604038 What the fuck.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:05:23 2014 No.12604043

>>12604026

I agree the scenes are pretty lame and short, but I wasn't expecting much by that point. Anything that wasn't Alice or maybe Tamamo was kind of subpar and a lot of the girls in MGQ just aren't fuckable. What I mean by that is, they look like shit or will kill you. Hell, I'm pretty sure you can't even fuck Alma Elma without dying.

It's a shame, but that's what happens when you mishmash artists, maybe? I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:05:50 2014 No.12604045 >>12604038 It's certainly odd looking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:07:03 2014 No.12604046 File: 567 KB, 934x629, chimaera.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604038

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:07:14 2014 No.12604047 >>12604038 Looks like a high level monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:07:19 2014 No.12604048 >>12604038 This is what happens when you use polymerization on Red Eyes and Blue Eyes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:07:26 2014 No.12604049 >>12604040 >>12604045 Chimera, son, it's gonna look weird and hodgepodge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:08:19 2014 No.12604050 >>12604038 >>12604046 What's her gimmick? And does she use any of those monster features to get you off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:08:33 2014 No.12604051 >>12604048 If we polymerized her would she die?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:09:36 2014 No.12604053 >>12604038 She looks pretty hardcore. Is she a subspecies to any race?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:11:21 2014 No.12604054 >>12604051 It would be very painful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:11:51 2014 No.12604056 >>12604038 Looks something like an edgy 12 year old would come up with. 10/10 would listen to metal with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:11:55 2014 No.12604057 >>12604054 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:12:54 2014 No.12604058 >>12604038 I know it's a chimera but there way too much shit going on here... yet somehow...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:12:54 2014 No.12604059 >>12604057 FOR YOU.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:15:09 2014 No.12604062

>>12604050
Having the abilities of all the different monster species composing her. It's MGE so obviously she won't jerk your dick with the lion paw or the dragon claw or make the snake tail suck your dick. Her gimmick is a pussy that can change "modes" where it gains traits of one of the four different species that are part of her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:15:17 2014 No.12604063 >>12604038 So is she bipolar or something? I still want to cuddle-fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:15:20 2014 No.12604064 >>12604038 Makes me think "chimera"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:15:50 2014 No.12604065 >>12604038 Those heads seems to be glued to her panties. Would try cuddling with, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:16:01 2014 No.12604066 >>12604064 Are you blind or stupid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:16:24 2014 No.12604067 >>12604064 And then i look at the file name, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:19:07 2014 No.12604070 File: 1021 KB, 500x281, niiiiiice.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604062 So she can probably lactate holstaur milk while you ravage her almighty all-pussy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:20:00 2014 No.12604071 >>12604062 >It's MGE so obviously she won't jerk your dick with the lion paw or the dragon claw or make the snake tail suck your dick. But MGE is all about weird sex, why wouldn't she do these?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:22:54 2014 No.12604076 >>12604038 I think she's fairly decent. She looks like a High level monster in an MMO. I want to slay her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:23:06 2014 No.12604077 >>12604066 Blind/occasionally stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:23:18 2014 No.12604078 >>12604038 >>12604046 That must be why this one took so long He probably started drawing her right after he was done with Akaname and then forgot to STOP, so he ended up with this unholy clusterfuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:24:41 2014 No.12604079 >>12604046 It's about time...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:25:29 2014 No.12604081 File: 362 KB, 850x928, clusterfuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604078 >clusterfuck She isn't even that bad. Anyways, she can probably adjust the size and prevalence of her monster bits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:26:40 2014 No.12604083 >>12604038 >hey, let's mix everything into one grill Even for chimera it's kinda too mixed Welp, at least it's better than shit eater or boring hair girl BTW the white head looks spooker than dark one

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:27:03 2014 No.12604084 >>12604081 So are the monster bits just there for decoration/holding you down during rape or does she also use them more... directly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:29:27 2014 No.12604089 >>12604084 Apparently she can alter them to her husbandos desire, which implies that chimaeras don't exactly have a "default" appearance. I think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:32:13 2014 No.12604100 >>12604046 I wish I could read nip. Anyone possibly willing and able to translate bits of it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:33:00 2014 No.12604102 >>12604038 >Chimera >Isn't multiple Monster girls put together COME ON I appreciate she looks like she found her final Rider form. BUT COME ON

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:35:08 2014 No.12604105 >>12604102 I think she may actually be multiple souls in one body or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:35:27 2014 No.12604107 >>12604102 Judging by the armor bits, this Chimaera in particular is probably allied with the Demon Lords army.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:36:00 2014 No.12604108 >>12604107 So a Dark Rider

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:37:01 2014 No.12604110 >>12604071 Just ignore him, he's clearly that moron from a thread or two ago that absolutely insisted that MGE monsters never ever use their monster parts, aka fluffy paws/tails and etc to get guys off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:37:20 2014 No.12604111 >>12604038 Oooo... I wondered when he'd do Chimera Girl. Very very nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:38:15 2014 No.12604113 >>12604038 DESU E S U

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:38:27 2014 No.12604114 File: 177 KB, 652x512, Omnimon_X_(Re-Digitize)_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604108 Probably, and this Chimaeras profile art makes it appear that she's altered her body into a more combat oriented form.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:39:18 2014 No.12604115 Would you let Chimera girl suck you off with her tail mouthpussy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:40:09 2014 No.12604118 >>12604078 It's a chimaera man, they are SUPPOSED to look like the product of a deranged mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:40:36 2014 No.12604120 >>12604115 Hell yeah I would. Drawfags where

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:41:51 2014 No.12604124 >>12604115 Wow I missed that. >Putting your dick near an evil snake no thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:42:23 2014 No.12604125 >>12604115 >Actual snake >On your dick How about no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:42:44 2014 No.12604126 >>12604124 >evil

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:43:00 2014 No.12604127 File: 81 KB, 274x268, 135409349534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604038 I'm calling it right now, Chimera girl is a fucking chunni

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:43:12 2014 No.12604128 >>12604115 >>12604120 >Something without cheeks sucking Ahahahahaha. Every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:44:12 2014 No.12604129 >>12604128 Fine, tightly wrap around and swallow then release then swallow until you cum

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:44:41 2014 No.12604130 >>12604038 What in the hell is going on with that monster?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:44:52 2014 No.12604131 >>12604125 It's not an actual snake though, it's just her tail. I bet you wouldn't want a hairjob from a Medusa girl either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:45:44 2014 No.12604134 >>12602489 Yes please, thank you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:45:49 2014 No.12604135 >>12604131 soft, feminine hair that smells nice =/= snakehead with fangs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:46:59 2014 No.12604137 >>12604131 >>12604135 Oh medusa girl, no I wouldn't

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:47:32 2014 No.12604138

I don't really know if this is a proper question inerent to the thread but I don't know where to search anymore.
I've heard about a North European fairy that's basically a killing machine, it's something like when she awakens all the horses within her range die, some thing goes for crops and diseases start spreading. I think you couldn't even kill the creature but just seal her for like 6 months.

I was wondering if you knew something about this, sorry for the lousy description and thanks in advance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:50:06 2014 No.12604144 >>12604138 we only talking about fucking cute malay drawings of monsters here, sorry m8

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:51:30 2014 No.12604147 >>12604138 I really wish I could help you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:52:13 2014 No.12604149 >>12604138 Try /x/ or /tg/.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:55:10 2014 No.12604153

>>12604110
>that absolutely insisted that MGE monsters never ever use their monster parts, aka fluffy paws/tails and etc to get guys off
...Isn't it mentioned in the books that monster girls' whole bodies are built to give as much pleasure as possible, and that they use their entire body for that purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:56:53 2014 No.12604155 >>12604144 >>12604147 >>12604149 Oh well, thanks anyway

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:59:18 2014 No.12604159

>>12604153

Yep, but the idiot still insisted that all that meant was tits, ass, pussy, and mouth.

Me, him, and like two other anons had at minimal a 50+ post argument about it that rapdily devolved (after we had already cited all our sources that showed we were correct mind you) into me and the other anons calling him an idiot over and over again while he autistically stuck to his guns.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:59:24 2014 No.12604162

>>12604153

Contradictory fluff from Kenkou-fried Christians? You don't say? What's next? Will water be wet?

>>12604155
Give it time. Monstergirl World Tour is one of our favorite pastimes, but we usually need people from the local areas to talk about them in detail. There's fins on here that might be able to help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 12:59:49 2014 No.12604163 File: 762 KB, 1697x854, echidna text.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602900 >>12602942 Caption done. I hope the font isn't too hard to read, but I thought it fit the girl's tone best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:02:08 2014 No.12604168 >>12604163 You were wrong about the font and the color choice and basically the monster in general. Echidna. Pft. Maybe in Monster Hunter or wherever that picture is from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:02:52 2014 No.12604173 >>12604163 M8 change the font

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:04:22 2014 No.12604176

>>12604162

>Contradictory

Other than the sandworm's giant worm bit I can't think of a single monster that has body parts that absolutely could not cause pleasure in some way. And hell, the sandworm only has that problem because of how massive the body is, in her lamia form she'd be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:06:14 2014 No.12604180 >>12604176 Centaurs? Spider girls' spider halves? Gnome's giant rock hands? Holstaurus's hooves? And besides, even in lamia form Sandworm's lower body would be too hard and rough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:07:11 2014 No.12604182 File: 673 KB, 1697x854, echidna text2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604173 bummer. But if it's a pain to read, then the font doesn't work. Here's a different font.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:09:55 2014 No.12604187

>>12604176

KC being contradictory is just how he is. He'll go on and on about how a monster is the most lewd and horny shameless thing on the planet and then go 'she'll even do something as lewd as doggy style' like his scale is totally off from everyone elses.

His biggest offenders are his factions and worldbuilding though. Giant battle for the human race. Oh wait, almost nobody ever dies in a monster fight. Whole cities getting demonized? lol all you had to do was say 'monsters no raping.' Mindbreak and brainwashing? No that's just letting your true feelings to the surface because that's how a monster mind works. Something inconvenient about your waifu like the sandworm? Let's just Q&A that little problem away.

The man can't stick to his guns on anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:11:16 2014 No.12604190 >>12604187 Fuck off back to MGU where someone might care.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:11:44 2014 No.12604191

>>12604038
I don't appreciate this as much as I probably should.
I would say it's because of the huge goat and dragon heads, but that's kind of the point with chimeras.

Still, he could've displayed her "chimera-ness" in some way without them without making it look so...what's the word I'm looking for?

"Packed in."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:12:35 2014 No.12604196 >>12604187 >'she'll even do something as lewd as doggy style' That was with Valkyrie, and meant to be from her perspective, she would indeed consider something like that to be pretty depraved.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:14:06 2014 No.12604199

>>12604190
Just stating the facts you faggot. You want to have a KC discussion, that stuff is going to come up. Saying KC said something once is not good enough. It has to include when and where, because generally only the most recent thing he said on the subject can be taken as the answer.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:14:12 2014 No.12604200

>>12604180

You are clearly not a pervert if you can't think of anything for an arachne's spider half it involves the spinneret in case you didn't know. I'll grant you the hooves, I forgot about them even though they are the only problem I have with Baphomets. I like feet and Baphomets don't have cute feet, they have cute everything else but not feet. Sad really.

Also you don't understand Mamono Mana™

With Mamono Mana™ the sandworm can make her worm bit softer while in lamia form.

>>12604187

I am with >>12604190

I like the MGE as a guide and artbook more than anything else, his setting is irrelevant to me and pales in comparison to my own that I have actually run TTRPG campaigns in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:15:44 2014 No.12604201 >>12604200 >I like feet and Baphomets don't have cute feet, they have cute everything else but not feet. Sad really. That's the case with most monster girls though. Anything with paws or claws.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:16:58 2014 No.12604202 I stubbed my toe and now it's bleeding, please send help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:17:21 2014 No.12604205 >>12604200 >I like feet and Baphomets don't have cute feet, they have cute everything else but not feet. Sad really > Implying if your Bapho-nee-san asked you to lick her hooves you'd refuse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:17:22 2014 No.12604206 >>12604201 Paws are fine, they could still give passable foot jobs but not hooves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:18:39 2014 No.12604210 >>12604205 >Bapho-nee-san /ss/abbath?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:19:10 2014 No.12604211 >>12604182 Way better. Nice work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:19:47 2014 No.12604213 >>12604201 I love harpies but hate talons. Razor sharp killing tools near my dick? No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:19:48 2014 No.12604214 File: 146 KB, 1200x552, gnome mge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604200 I still think pic related is a pretty surefire example for something that couldn't possibly feel good though. Hell, her pussy is probably full of mud too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:21:26 2014 No.12604215 >>12604213 I like the way their talons look, and I find the image of a girl using something that could very easily maim or kill you to instead carefully give you sweet pleasure to be extremely hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:21:32 2014 No.12604216 File: 218 KB, 360x270, gnome.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604214 And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:21:55 2014 No.12604217 File: 75 KB, 500x800, best girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604214 I will fight you.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:22:18 2014 No.12604218

>>12604213

Not to mention that the way tendons in talons are setup, they're more like snap traps than fingers. That's why you have to wear a falconry glove even with the best trained birds. They can't help sinking their talons in. It's how their built.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:22:52 2014 No.12604220 File: 24 KB, 301x267, 1337004914995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604182 >Do you like what I made, Anon? Why., yes I do, Anon. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:23:12 2014 No.12604223 >>12604216 >>12604217 Well, I was mostly referring to the gigantic rock hands. Those really could not possibly feel pleasant. And why would you want mud on your dick?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:23:24 2014 No.12604224 [SPOILER]

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>>12604205

>nee-san

You don't know what a nee-san is do you?

However I AM a pervert so I could probably come up with some uses for hooves...

Image is a cute piece from a WoW h-pic, group of imps banging a draenei.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:24:17 2014 No.12604227 >>12604223 Why wouldn't you want mud on your dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:24:47 2014 No.12604229 >>12604227 Because it's disgusting and sticky and grainy and abrasive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:26:08 2014 No.12604232 >>12604229 >grainy and abrasive. It's mud. Soft, high quality, clay-filled mud. On your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:26:37 2014 No.12604233 >>12604224 See >>12604210 Law of probability states at least one Baphomet has a big-sister complex in lieu of the little-sister one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:27:21 2014 No.12604236 File: 69 KB, 237x200, 1397858180131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604224

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:28:10 2014 No.12604238 >>12604233 There's always that one rebellious cunt. >>12604236 What, you saying you wouldn't gangbang a draenei?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:28:20 2014 No.12604239 >You will never marry Yao >She will never gives you adorable little daugherus with big meaty paws

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:28:56 2014 No.12604240
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>>12604229

I feel a need to post the Wentworth scale. Clay is the only non-abrassive of the lot, from it's sheet form and cleavage to its ridiculously small size. Mud by definition is a combination of clay and silt.

What we want is clay pussy. And we've had this conversation at least four times before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:29:36 2014 No.12604242 >>12604239 She'll never give you daughterus because she won't stop sticking it in her ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:29:51 2014 No.12604243 >>12604239 >big meaty paws Chimaera > Yao in that department

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:30:31 2014 No.12604244 File: 131 KB, 500x599, Biggu Sistah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604233 Chistmas Cake monstergirls abducting shotas to be their otoutos? >>12604238 WoW is shitty just Horde fanwank.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:31:28 2014 No.12604247 >>12604243 >Giant animal heads being greater than big meaty paws Not even close.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:31:53 2014 No.12604248 >>12604243 I bet they'd both feel pretty bad if they ended up with a guy who really likes handjobs and they can't satisfy him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:32:03 2014 No.12604249 >>12604244 >Chistmas Cake monstergirls Stop drilling, you've hit oil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:34:09 2014 No.12604252 >>12604182 All this stuff is way more interesting than "irl w/ monstergirls" You're awesome

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:34:13 2014 No.12604253 [DELETED]

>>12604244

>He cares about the story

I haven't played WoW since like 3 months after Burning Crusade came out, even then I picked the game up when Burning Crusade came out so it's not like I was there for very long, I just like Draenei on the occasions when I want something exotic that isn't MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:34:43 2014 No.12604254 >>12604248 >preferring handjobs. Screw that. Every Tom, Dick and Harry with Rosy Palms for their gal can do that themselves. It's just one step above footfaggotry anyway. Why be bothered when there's so many more exotic fun things to try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:35:20 2014 No.12604257 File: 716 KB, 1020x1260, ec8ef37eb2feb64cc9319f5fbb046144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604038 I wonder do her heads have self-conscious like pic related or just parts of her body

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:36:55 2014 No.12604259 >>12604257 One is nymphomatic and the other is chaste?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:37:08 2014 No.12604260 >>12604257 Undine's a slut and Necro's a bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:37:20 2014 No.12604261 >>12604182 That tailjob part wasn't hot at all, but the rest was pretty nice.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:37:30 2014 No.12604263

>>12604233
>>12604244

Perhaps the Baphomet in question is an Xmas Cake who's mellowed out over the years. She never found her big brother and even let herself grow a little bit. Not much, mind you, that would be Baphoheresy. Just enough that she looks more her age than others of her kind. In the end, she just wants someone to curl up with and call her own. Even if that means she'll have to be the "big" in the relationship.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:38:26 2014 No.12604266 File: 249 KB, 487x800, 6arms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604254 I dunno, I find the idea of a handjob from a girl with 6 or 4 arms exotic and wildly arousing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:39:00 2014 No.12604267 >>12604254 But if anything they'd have LESS options in bed than a human woman

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:40:15 2014 No.12604269 File: 355 KB, 1161x870, 1397419842740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >People not wanting meaty pawjobs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:40:39 2014 No.12604271 File: 385 KB, 574x845, 104870b6d8118a1c170308a5c4af2343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604266 Yeah, as long as they're normal arms like in your picture. Not something like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:40:55 2014 No.12604272 >>12604266 I really hope she's about to start cooking and those veggies aren't a part of the handjob.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:41:08 2014 No.12604276 [DELETED]

>>12604263

Due to their strength most Baphomets won't ever find the nii-san they desire since their ideal nii-san can defeat them...and the sad part there is that the ones that do find him I would bet money that most of them kill the Baphomet in question.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:43:24 2014 No.12604282

>>12604257

Multiheaded animals always have a dominant head and the others serve just like a normal big nerve cluster. So the extra eyes and mouths are all controlled like you would a hand or a tail.

Might as well ask if your ass is conscious because of the huge bundle of nerves at the base of your spine.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:43:43 2014 No.12604283
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>>12604269

Who says they have to want it? We all know most of the human boys here would drool at the thought of being forced down and made to cum via BIG MEATY CLAWS/PAWS. Especially if you ara ara'd or laughed at them afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:44:13 2014 No.12604285 >>12604272 how would she even use them as part of a handjob?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:45:10 2014 No.12604287 >>12604285 You don't want to know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:45:16 2014 No.12604288 >>12604038 Noice! Although as others pointed out, the dragon and goat heads make the image way too busy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:46:32 2014 No.12604293 >>12604285 Anal insertion, obvious. While you're on your back she goes to work, jerking you off and sliding that cucumber in and out slowly. Or maybe just her finger or something and those are for dinner later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:46:32 2014 No.12604294 >>12604271 Requesting that picture of her giving 6 handjobs at once, I never saved that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:47:14 2014 No.12604296 >>12599725 What is going on here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:47:36 2014 No.12604297 >>12604283 I want it. God help me, I want the rapespider, and the fluffy, meaty claws. I want her to rape me through the floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:47:42 2014 No.12604298 >>12604276 Baps are supposed to be as rare as Dark Matter anyway and top demon generals so that makes sense that they would get their strong nii-san's. It's silly how common people think they are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:47:58 2014 No.12604299 >>12604283 >implying shitty paws or claws would even be able to make me cum

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:48:46 2014 No.12604300 >>12604297 Then she cuddle moos you afterwards because she's a giant cow spider?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:49:21 2014 No.12604301 >>12599761 Why worship her paws if you could worship those tits?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:49:28 2014 No.12604302 >>12604297 Frank I swear to god if you date another Ushi, you can't come back to my place so you can hide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:49:30 2014 No.12604303 File: 1.44 MB, 1206x1700, 445f0c8ec59287de8f433abb24fc0276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a desert fox?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:51:06 2014 No.12604306 >>12604300 yes, I would be perfectly okay with that. Then more rape. >>12604302 Frank has a fucking deathwish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:53:08 2014 No.12604311 >>12604303 I'd pommel her Rommel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:53:47 2014 No.12604312 >>12604303 >you will never fight the British with your Rommel-esque fox waifu What's the point of livin'?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:54:04 2014 No.12604314 >>12604306 Frank is not a clever man. He ate a shota cookie so he could trick an Amazon Which he then lead back to my home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 13:55:13 2014 No.12604316 >>12599793 >kissing a shitty paw >even remotely an acceptabe reward Do you have ANY idea how expensive Lego is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:00:28 2014 No.12604327 >>12604299 That's why you'd get teased and ara'd at when you did. Your body was more honest than you were~ >>12604302 One of these days he'll meet a nice Ushi like Fia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:01:35 2014 No.12604330 >>12604311 >>12604312 In order to acquire Rommel nee-san for a night of tail and ear touching, you must take up command of another division of tanks and defeat her in battle. Would you be capable of such a feat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:02:58 2014 No.12604332 >>12604327 Ushi pls Stop raping people through floors

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:05:20 2014 No.12604335 >>12604327 You can't just up and rape whoever you feel like. Rape doesn't solve all problems like you ushi-onis think it does.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:05:53 2014 No.12604338 File: 1.82 MB, 2700x2700, 1388123338750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604332 Stop having shittily-made floors.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:08:57 2014 No.12604344 >>12604335 Of course rape is not the answer, they get in wrong on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:11:00 2014 No.12604351 >>12604327 How would some shitty paws or claws even feel good enough to cause orgasm?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:12:50 2014 No.12604354 >>12604338 Stop trying to rape my fucking cousin in my house then!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:17:19 2014 No.12604359 >>12604330 Do I get to pick the composition of tanks? Tiger II's and Panther supports.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:18:47 2014 No.12604362 >>12604351 >How would some shitty paws I wish you didn't, but you did you homosexual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:21:37 2014 No.12604364 >>12604266 >1 hand caressing your shaft >1 hand taking care of the head >1 hand fondling your balls >2 fingers in your mouth >the 2 remaining will be used to circle your nipples Dang it, feels good to be an arms man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:22:34 2014 No.12604366 >>12604364 >mouth >not ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:23:50 2014 No.12604369 >>12604293 >Anal insertion, obvious. While you're on your back she goes to work, jerking you off and sliding that cucumber in and out slowly. But... why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:25:22 2014 No.12604372 >>12604364 What if it was >>12604271 doing that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:26:12 2014 No.12604374 File: 189 KB, 480x880, 1658586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604364 I like the gloves. >Ara ara, can you withstand being touched in six places at once? Are my hands really that good?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:26:58 2014 No.12604377
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>>12604369
The butt hole has a ton of nerve endings. Both sphincters do, actually.

So just stretching them out a little and giving them something to bite down on via kegal contractions can be very pleasurable. Just having something in there can easily heighten an orgasm.

An MG is going to know how to please a man, even if she has to teach him a little about his body first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:27:05 2014 No.12604378 >>12604372 >animal hands No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:28:09 2014 No.12604379 File: 56 KB, 250x250, 250px-068Machamp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't handle multi-arms, I always think of Machamp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:28:19 2014 No.12604380 >>12604377 >So just stretching them out a little and giving them something to bite down on via kegal contractions can be very pleasurable. For me that just hurts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:29:13 2014 No.12604381 >>12604038 Fluffy paws and meaty claws, together at last Those are WoW tier retardedly big shoulders armor though

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:30:38 2014 No.12604383 >>12604366 >Not wanting to suck her fingers while she's doing you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:32:35 2014 No.12604385 >>12604381 It's Chimera. It's not an armor, it's her body

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:33:00 2014 No.12604388 File: 1.17 MB, 1920x1080, SteamCard_Cerebella.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604379 Does Cerebella count as multi-arms? I like me some brown.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:35:04 2014 No.12604392 >>12604038 better than anything I ran into in plansect/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:36:09 2014 No.12604393 >>12604381 >Fluffy paws and meaty claws, together at last And both still as useless as they would be individually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:37:51 2014 No.12604394 >>12604388 Vice-Versa is a seperate entity so i'm going to say no

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:39:06 2014 No.12604396 >>12604393 What's wrong with you..you..you fluffy paw hater!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:41:48 2014 No.12604399 >>12604394 Yeah, but it's controlled mentally by Cerebella, so it's basically like a weird pair of prosthetics or something of that sort.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:43:28 2014 No.12604402 >>12604385 There so big though, how are you expected to cuddle with that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:43:28 2014 No.12604403 File: 430 KB, 1050x1500, 1413657808314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Living dolls anyone?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:44:12 2014 No.12604406

>Look for my post linking to Correctional Service anon
>Deleted my image before leaving so the thread would have more leftover like a good anon
>It's completely deleted today, everything is missing, previous posts just fine
>The one time I look for monster love was destroyed by that cursed Janitor

I was trying to reform from being a monster hunter and then was brushed aside by the proverbial broom of a Kikimora...

A curse upon you Janet! I'll never stop hunting monsters until the day I die! Even Lady Ilias will be amazed at how many I've slain when I finally reach Heaven!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:46:02 2014 No.12604407 >>12604406 You DO know it still shows up with 4chan-x, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:47:37 2014 No.12604409 Remember to wake your infant monster girl daughteru by gently lifting her and giving her hugs and kisses

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:49:37 2014 No.12604411 >>12604407 I do, it's why I have it installed. Except it's gone anon, completely gone, I could only find it on the archive. >>12602810

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:49:53 2014 No.12604412 >>12604403 I want to fuck a screw hole

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:51:20 2014 No.12604414 >>12604399 I suppose, honestly i'm more interested in whether or not Eliza could be considered a monster girl

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:52:06 2014 No.12604415

>>12604406
> I'll never stop hunting monsters until the day I die!

No you won't. You'll continue to post here and I'll continue to try and train you to be a better poster. Then one day maybe you'll realize it was me you were looking for all along.

Don't kill me, real Janet

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:52:11 2014 No.12604416

>>12604409

>you will never snuggle with your lamia daughteru under a kotatsu
>you will never give your dragon daughteru her first piggybank
>you will never play hide and seek with your scyalla daughteru
>you will never watch as your molting harpy daughteru takes her first flight
>you will never cheer your jinko daughteru on as she trains
>you will never fall asleep while embracing your weresheep daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:52:25 2014 No.12604418 >>12604414 Would you want her to transform parts of her body like she does during her attacks and then use those on your dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:53:03 2014 No.12604421 >>12604411 Well shit. At least Correctional Service Anon knows which post is yours, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:55:23 2014 No.12604425 But the real question is. Do you want your monster girl daughteru to have a big brother or a little brother?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:56:43 2014 No.12604428 >>12604425 >Monster Boys

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:57:33 2014 No.12604429 File: 258 KB, 700x600, 823f2f27783e1bd59be8baeaa47fcf79.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604418 There are definitely upsides to a women with such a malleable body

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:57:41 2014 No.12604430 >>12604425 >little brother How much would human shotas cost on the market?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:57:43 2014 No.12604431 >>12604428 >monster boys >not thinking of a normal human son Stop trying to start shit, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:57:53 2014 No.12604432 >>12604428 Where did I say Monster boys that's some paranoia right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:58:04 2014 No.12604433 >>12604428 >Human son

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:58:08 2014 No.12604434 >>12604429 Anything specific you'd want her to do to you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:58:56 2014 No.12604435 >>12604430 >not making one with your loving Monster girl waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:59:08 2014 No.12604436 >>12604425 I'd say a little brother. So I can vicariously thrill at their love life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 14:59:49 2014 No.12604438 >>12604428 I'd want her to have a big brother to keep her safe while she's young.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:00:48 2014 No.12604440 >>12604425 Any sibling's nice. i don't want her to be an only child

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:01:13 2014 No.12604443 >>12604434 Nothing I can think of right now I usually prefer more solid girls

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:02:01 2014 No.12604444
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>>12604415
Why'd you do it villain! Why! What was wrong with >>12602810 it didn't violate anything!

I even deleted the image for the thread! I swear on my honor to smite down the entire Kikimora race! ALL OF THEM TO FIND YOU!

>>12604421
I guess but it doesn't matter now does it! I'm a man on a mission!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:02:36 2014 No.12604447 >>12604430 >you will never be sold off to a kind and nomadic christmas cake Ryu >traveling as her apprentice to small villages in need of rain and providing her with an "energy source"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:03:11 2014 No.12604448 >>12604436 My nigga. I'd totally bake my soneru, now son-in-law brownies after going through a night of non-consensual lovemaking courtesy of his older sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:04:04 2014 No.12604451 >>12600285 Cock-huggers

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:05:58 2014 No.12604458 >>12604038 Interesting. I wonder what her personality will be like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:06:40 2014 No.12604460 >>12604458 >MGE >personality

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:07:15 2014 No.12604463 >>12604460 >Straw-grasping

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:08:18 2014 No.12604467 File: 51 KB, 400x259, tannah and vard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want to travel the wilderness as the apprentice to a barbarian-mg. Is that too much to ask for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:08:30 2014 No.12604468 >>12604444 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:08:39 2014 No.12604469 >>12604451 Think about what that would be implying from a xenomorph biology standpoint anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:11:13 2014 No.12604475 >>12604425 Change question. What if your MG daughteru gets in a serious incestuous relationship with his older/younger brother? What do? Discuss with MG waifu first before answering.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:12:26 2014 No.12604477

>TFW you go to the South for a holiday with friends
>The Donkey Show they invite you to is a guy plowing a mule centaur from behind while holding her hands
>Feeling yourself retch, you wander off into an underground lucha libre event. The opponents are a strange frog eyed wolf like girl with horns parading around as "Los Tiburon" and her opponent is a Dragon
>She out maneuvers the dragon and pins her after an amazing acrobatic display
>Find yourself walking along the street, having lost money on a bet against Los Tiburon
>Suddenly, a limousine pulls up, a hand motioning for you to come closer
>It's the horned wolf girl
>TFW you will never Chupapa her Chupa in the backseat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:12:54 2014 No.12604479 >>12604475 Why does everyone insist on pushing human morality onto fantasy monster-girls?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:13:54 2014 No.12604481

>>12604425

Older brother because Nii-san/imouto is purest form of love after twins.

This should surprise no one after that comment but I'd rather them be twin brother and twin sister.

>>12604475

I am fine with this, all of monster society would be fine with this and anyone answering otherwise don't know shit about monsters.

Seriously man, monsters don't care about that type of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:14:15 2014 No.12604482 >>12604477 Knigga, the South is the South. You just described a weekend in North Mexico.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:15:19 2014 No.12604483 >>12604479 Since monsters only have daughters, it's not like it's ever an issue anyway.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:17:03 2014 No.12604490

>>12604483

The Monsterlords ultimate goal is for monsters to be able to give birth to human sons as well, it's just that the gods are standing in her way at the moment.

Doesn't matter, the dark god is working on corrupting the human goddesses and he's actually succeeding to an extent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:17:24 2014 No.12604491 >>12604477 Nigga that's Mexico.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:17:50 2014 No.12604492 >>12604490 Incubi, not human. Her goal is to make a new unified race. Pure humans would die out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:21:17 2014 No.12604499 >>12604467 T&V is a pretty quality /ss/ series, to any interested in that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:21:28 2014 No.12604501 >>12604492 Incubi are humans, they just have better stats and a longer lifespan. The prime difference between monsters and humans is whether they produce spirit energy (humans) or demon energy (monsters) and incubi still produce spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:23:18 2014 No.12604506 >>12604499 Is the art alright?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:25:13 2014 No.12604508

>>12604501
Incubi have a shit ton of demon energy in them as well. It's what stimulated them to produce more spirit energy and pick up minor traits from their wife/parents.

Here's how it goes with born incubi.
>Marry a monster, have monster children/incubi
>Marry a human girl, she changes to a succubus, have monster children/incubi

Real humans still on a one way path to extinction.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:26:17 2014 No.12604509
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>>12602900
>>12602932
And here's the second one. Didn't really expect to get around to the both of them today, but the writing came fairly easy on this one.

Updated the album with the new captions as well.
http://imgur.com/a/Ji741#0

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:26:34 2014 No.12604510 >>12604506 Deviant-art tier, but the writing makes up for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:28:34 2014 No.12604513 >>12604508 I need a citation about incubi turning normal women into succubi, last I checked incubi can only absorb demonic energy and turn it into spirit energy, they can't direct it themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:28:39 2014 No.12604514 >>12604509 Cool, I really like your Holstaurus one, its kind of what got me into the whole making a Holstaurus revert to her Minotaur nature for a night every now and then.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:28:50 2014 No.12604515
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>>12604303
>You will never be a tank engineer and fight against the infamous 'Desert Fox'.
>You will never be ambushed one day and you and your crew taken captive by some very excited looking Fox Girl soldiers.
>You will never be hauled to their camp, where you're all molested by drunk Fox soldiers and guards.
>You will never be led into a command building and become the 'Desert Fox's Bitch' for the night.
>You will never get PTSD from this and eventually come back home a changed man.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:33:01 2014 No.12604523

>>12604425
>>12604475

>You will never be the younger brother of a Manticore who's harassed you since you were little
>She will never pin you to the couch one day after school with your parents not coming for the next week or so
>She will never whisper
>"Hey, it's okay if it's with your neesan, right? Nobody has to know. I want to undress. Make me undress. Come on now, do it, be a man. Undress me, then undress yourself."
>You will never be tenderly devoured by your Manticore neesan, the syrupy mess of the coupling staining the couch
>Thank God for Febreze

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:34:00 2014 No.12604526 >>12604523 Do manticores have the worst fanbase?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:34:29 2014 No.12604528

>>12604513

Demonic energy contaminates and spreads to everything from wherever it's concentrated. Just look at the Gnome entry or stuff like the Dark Matter or the sections of the World Guide on the Demon Realms.

And demonic energy isn't converted, it builds up and serves as a catalyst for more spirit production, just like spirit does for demons. That's the whole principle behind the entropy breaking perpetual fucking machine that let the Demon Lord get powerful enough to challenge the Chief God in the first place.

Having a creature with a shit ton of DE bouncing around, even though it's using it to produce boku spirit energy is going to corrupt the fuck out of anything it's in constant contact with.

Just treat DE like sexy radiation really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:35:13 2014 No.12604529 >>12604477 XDDDDDDD Los tiburon le ebin meme whos here from /tg/eddit XDDD Seriously, it's old as shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:35:54 2014 No.12604531 >>12604526 No Bob does. But he writes Mantacores so maybe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:36:04 2014 No.12604532 >>12604526 Turn that question into a statement. It's not really up for debate.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:36:19 2014 No.12604533

>>12604526

Too bored to take a crack at Schwarzwulfen violating you in the frenzy of her murderboner in the woods. No handholding, no cuddling. Only a Wolf woman slamming her hips down onto yours and milking you of all that delicious seed of her master.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:38:43 2014 No.12604538 >>12604528 > That's the whole principle behind the entropy breaking perpetual fucking machine that let the Demon Lord get powerful enough to challenge the Chief God in the first place. Can you elaborate? You got me interested on this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:39:01 2014 No.12604539 >>12604533 I wanna be the Herrenvolk shota.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:44:06 2014 No.12604548 >>12604038 One of her gimmicks is having multiple personalities, by the way. Also, if you're having sex, each of the personalities has to be satisfied individually. So you need to fuck her three times as much as a regular monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:45:32 2014 No.12604549 >>12604548 >Multiple personalities Ah, I know she was going to have that. Sounds like things would be interesting

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:45:43 2014 No.12604550 File: 80 KB, 480x720, 134874355434534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604526 >He hasn't seen 'Poor Little Shota'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:47:06 2014 No.12604552 >>12604549 It's going to be like Queen Ghidora chan where the one personality that likes you is the one that dies.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:47:30 2014 No.12604553

>>12604538
>You fuck your succubutt wife once.
>You produce x spirit while she produces y demonic
>Energies are exchanged during sex.
>These energies are stored in the respective partner and act as a catalyst for more production
>So now you produce x+nx while your waifu produces y+ny
>With indefinite iterations for each time you bang
You can see how it can grow exponentially if you start with powerful people like the strongest hero in the land and the most powerful monster. It grows so much that even creatures that have next to none like the Holstaurus can grow to succubus levels after years of banging their husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:51:04 2014 No.12604560 >>12604539 You're not allowed to like Schwarzwulfen, as per Bob

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:55:27 2014 No.12604569

>>12604553
I don't want to sound like an asshole but do you have a source for this? I really want to know if KC said something about this or if this is something that we can assume. I just want to learn more about KCland and the weird as fuck physics there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:59:06 2014 No.12604572 >>12604552 Could be worse You could have your Godzilla daughteru murdered by DESTOYRAH-chan and then Godzilla chan melts away

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:59:11 2014 No.12604573 >>12604550 is that top right image with the long tongue a manticore? Never seen that one

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 15:59:29 2014 No.12604576 File: 98 KB, 424x640, hnnngh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604510

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:00:42 2014 No.12604578 File: 1.41 MB, 1600x1136, Goji-sama requiem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604572

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:01:13 2014 No.12604579 >>12604573 What this one? http://imgur.com/dnM9JKW

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:03:12 2014 No.12604582 File: 23 KB, 222x172, 1407297211657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604579 Oh dear.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:03:17 2014 No.12604583

>>12604569

It's kind of talked about in the part where the demon lord tried to corrupt her paladin husband even after her came over to her side but dumping demonic energy into him just kept making him stronger and he kept making her stronger. And that led to the current stalemate.

Then there's all the other references about how monsters grow in power that are scattered throughout all the entries and world guides.

It has to be a catalyst because that's the only way you get a multiplier effect with the same basic starting point. Otherwise it's just burning energy as fuel and won't let power build up the same way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:03:53 2014 No.12604584 >>12604550 >that pic Heh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:04:30 2014 No.12604585 >>12604582 Yeah I ran out of Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:05:27 2014 No.12604588 >>12604569 He did mention it in one of the setting books, likely World Guide 1, but I'll leave it to the other anon to find exactly where. Some of the gods are worried that this might destabilize the universe, throwing everything into chaos.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:08:30 2014 No.12604593

>>12604583
So they literally get more powerful the more you fuck them. Jesus its like you said, if you get the right guy and the right Holstaurus she could become high level succubus powerful.
>>12604588
Unlimited power creation from fucking nowhere tends to do that. Its like a perpetual motion machine, but with sex. They don't trade the power back and forth it seems, they create more and multiply each others. This is insanity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:08:30 2014 No.12604594 >>12604425 >still thinking MGs can have human children unless you meant adopted

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:09:29 2014 No.12604595

>>12604526

The problem with Manticores isn't even the over saturation. It's the fact that dipshits like Bob and other writefaggots who won't be named don't have the man-grit to not rely on the tailpussy as a foreplay tool.

It's a goddamned venomous onahole attached to a mega-bitch with a mediocre design. Not that interesting, and if anything it makes me remember the worms from Plantsect village/Bug Chasm.

You know the ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:09:30 2014 No.12604596 >>12604593 There's a reason why we nicknamed the process "The perpetual fucking machine"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:09:35 2014 No.12604597 >>12604594 What is headcannon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:10:34 2014 No.12604600 >>12604597 Something that has no place in an argument.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:10:36 2014 No.12604601 >>12604560 I can like it whenever I damn well please. Fuck that shit-tasted, Kraken hating faggot and his forced feels prankster Werecat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:11:59 2014 No.12604604 >>12604595 Are you really complaining that the tailpussy, the core attraction of the manticore, is used too much? >>12604601 Oh, it's just bollocks shit-posting time carry on

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:12:01 2014 No.12604605 >>12604578 It's raining...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:12:41 2014 No.12604607 >>12604604 But I'm not Bollocks.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:13:09 2014 No.12604608

>>12604595
>don't have the man-grit to not rely on the tailpussy as a foreplay tool.
Wait, are you saying the tailpussy shouldn't be used in a scene with a manticore? I can understand if you think it shouldn't be exclusively used, but completely ignored? Why even involve a manticore, then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:13:18 2014 No.12604609 >>12604596 Heh first I'm hearing of it but it fits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:13:51 2014 No.12604610 >>12603884 Mah nigga! If I recall right, the Anubis in the story a few threads ago that got this whole "Lego Anubis" thing started, did have a few. Yet another reason why it's the best thing I've read here, ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:15:39 2014 No.12604613 >>12604576 Veeery nice. This needs a link.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:16:04 2014 No.12604614 >>12604038 Holy. I was starting to worry. It'd been over a month since Akaname. I am...not disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:16:19 2014 No.12604615 >>12604608 Because the tailpussy is fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:16:58 2014 No.12604616 >>12604613 https://gumroad.com/gunwild

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:17:06 2014 No.12604617 File: 324 KB, 773x1000, 1413663426419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604588 >Chaos Now we're talking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:18:01 2014 No.12604619 >>12604038 >Blue-eyed Goat >Purply-eyed Dragon >Lion Head Has KC been playing FFXIV, I wonder?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:18:28 2014 No.12604620 >>12604616 >https://gumroad.com/gunwild Thanks much!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:18:40 2014 No.12604621 >>12604614 Too bad she's still just vanilla sex rabu rabu with a gimmick (multiple personalities)

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:21:14 2014 No.12604627
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>Studying at the school's library
>Diminutive manticore is across the table from you. Hair done up, glasses, modestly dressed
>Notice she's reading the same material as you. Same class, different hour
>Strike up conversation, she's quiet and reserved and doesn't seem like she's going to rape you
>Quietly asks you if you'd like to get something to eat
>Accept, walk out with her
>Suddenly ambushed by two other, much larger Manticores with big thick tailpussies
>Glasses come off, hair is let down
>She's the leader of a trio of Manticores known across the campus for how frequently they prey on men
>You wake up in the bushes the following morning covered in semi-dried, tacky tailpussy juice that covers you head to toe and a dull ache in your balls
>Panic as you realize you never studied properly for the test
>Stumble to class, still reeking of tailpussy
>Anubis teacher wrinkles her nose
>Try to explain to her what happened
>She just nods along
>You notice she's getting all fidgetty and bothered
>Asks to see you in her office
>Raped by the 35 year old Anubis
>Licks all the tailpussy juice off you and leaves her own scent on you
>Gives you an A on the test
Everything went better than expected

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:22:55 2014 No.12604628 >>12604627 >going to a school with monsters Wow it's like you want to get raped or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:23:40 2014 No.12604629 >>12604627 See, this is why you need to fall in with the right MG. No one's gonna fuck with you if you're the amazoness's bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:24:18 2014 No.12604632 >>12604627 >get raped for As I see 0 downside

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:25:04 2014 No.12604634 >>12604629 >not going for a jinko waifu Non-aggressive and loving, but strong enough to hold her own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:28:53 2014 No.12604644 >>12604621 This Kind of a shame that monster parts in MGE are basically just cosmetic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:29:33 2014 No.12604645 >>12604634 >Jinko My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:31:23 2014 No.12604650 >>12604634 >Jinko This Anon knows what's up

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:31:30 2014 No.12604651 >>12604632 Of course you wouldn't you whore.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:32:02 2014 No.12604653
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>>12604621
>>12604644
>Getting bogged down in the profile details
>Sticking to KC's canon 100%, 100% of the time.
>Not getting inspiration from the design or whatever details in the profile stick out to you.
>See pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:32:45 2014 No.12604654 >>12604634 >>12604645 Jinko would look way better without the paws

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:32:51 2014 No.12604655 >>12604651 you sound like a monstergirl looking for easy prey.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat Oct 18 16:32:56 2014 No.12604657 http://imgur.com/sb8KTQx

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:33:46 2014 No.12604659 >>12604627 >Christmas Cake Anubis Everything went better than expected indeed!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:33:59 2014 No.12604661 >>12604657 Would it kill them to smile?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:34:24 2014 No.12604662

>>12604632
It all starts in high school.

First you tell yourself that you really need this A just this once, you'll just eat the teacher's V and be done with it.

Then you start getting used to staying after school for "special lessons", you don't even need to study for tests anymore.

Before you know it you're in college and you don't have the proper education to know what's going on around you. Then you're back to turning tricks again to get by.

By then you've gotten a little reputation around campus as the school bike. Pygmalion effect up the ass and you go into doing porn.

Why did you have to be so easy, anon?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:34:49 2014 No.12604663

Commercial-kun here, my home isp was banned for 3 days for posting the Anubis /Ra /Ammy pic

Apparently its against global rules to post a pic like that, even if it is spoilered, A board that has a Onna hole thread,and threads with the same type of exposed breasts , bans artwork like this.

Makes me wonder how many other of our posters have been banned for this.

If there is a Mod or janitor that read this this thread, I am not angry or pissed, just disappointed that I got a 3 day , no appeal ban for this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:36:05 2014 No.12604665 >>12604662 or, alternatively, anon gets captured by a ushi-oni, taken to her rapecave, and raped for the rest of his days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:36:39 2014 No.12604667 >>12604654 But meaty paws are so good, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:37:01 2014 No.12604669 >>12604661 Why would they be smiling? They're wearing shirts with insulting epithet written on them.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:37:37 2014 No.12604670

>>12604604
>>12604608

I'm saying that people seem to ignore all other possible interactions in a foreplay scene with Manticore in favor of using her tailpussy exclusively.

It's fine to use the tailpussy, but i'd be damned if the Manticore didn't make you eat her out or something like that while she's giving you pleasure and making you submit to her.

>>12604604

>Bollocks
>The only guy who hates Bob

Not his fault Bob's a colossal shitmonger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:38:04 2014 No.12604672 I wonder if Correctional Dating Facility Anon is gonna do any more profiles?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:38:04 2014 No.12604673 >>12604665 No more chillin' out, maxin' and relaxin' all cool, just shootin' some B-Ball outside of the school...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:38:23 2014 No.12604675 >>12604667 How?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:39:04 2014 No.12604678 >>12604672 Toss him a break. He's got a lot on his plate

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:39:17 2014 No.12604679 File: 398 KB, 853x480, 1374105176150.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604653 Logic makes my brain hurt.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:39:24 2014 No.12604680

>>12604663
>Announcing your ban and ban evasion
You're not terribly smart.

>>12604662
Little anon makes his debut in "Big Throbbing Tailpussies #100: Desperate College Boys"

Becomes one of the best scenes in the whole thing. His cries and moans of ecstasy as he's covered in a dozen thick, meaty, throbbing, drooling tailpussies and forced to cum inside each one at least twice make all MGs wet with lust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:39:41 2014 No.12604682 >>12604673 When a couple of gals who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in your neighborhood?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:40:13 2014 No.12604683

>>12604634
Amazoness is loving and doesn't go out starting shit either. She just doesn't one anyone fucking up her man.

That Jinko quarterback might have a better reputation around school but why would you want to sell your soul to those dumb popular kids?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:40:40 2014 No.12604685 >>12604682 Got in one little fight and his mom got scared?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:41:21 2014 No.12604687 >>12604672 He said he would be back 'tomorrow' that was yesterday

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:41:27 2014 No.12604688 >>12604667 Does Bob have some kind of weird paw fetish? A lot of his more recent shit has pawjob scenes with very extensive descriptions of the sensations of the paw pads and the fur.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:42:36 2014 No.12604689 >>12604685 And said, "You're movin' with your nee-san in Belair"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:42:44 2014 No.12604690 >>12604680 It expired fool You are pretty dumb if you think I am announcing a ban evasion

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:42:46 2014 No.12604691 >>12604688 Paws are popular, it's not just bob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:42:52 2014 No.12604692 >>12604687 I'm here. I'll start on more profiles about an hour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:43:05 2014 No.12604693 >>12604687 Well okay then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:43:10 2014 No.12604694 >>12604683 Heh, a Jinko Jock. S-she's not gonna knock my books out of my arms and call me a nerd is she? Or shut me in my locker? Or throw me into the Shark Girl's hangout: The Swimming Pool?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:43:48 2014 No.12604696 >>12604688 Bob is a man of shit taste who's on the road to wizardry. Are you really expecting him to write anything that isn't shit, or have anything that isn't a shit fetish he tries to force on people like smug fox?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:44:10 2014 No.12604697 >>12604692 Oh, cool!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:45:08 2014 No.12604699 >>12604694 No, but she will sexually tease the holy hell out of you alot, and then shove you in a locker

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:45:09 2014 No.12604700 >>12604691 >Paws are popular No they're not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:45:15 2014 No.12604701 >>12604696 Hey! Smug "x" is always an improvement!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:45:22 2014 No.12604702 >>12604675 Well, I like them for being big and fluffy. Don't think a jinko's cuddle would sound so good without them.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:46:17 2014 No.12604703

>>12604688
Lots of people like paws. They're soft, squishy, fluffy, and all the better to cuddle you with. And jerk you off with.

If I remember right, he implemented paw scenes in BBW because someone in IRC asked if he would.

>>12604700
You're blind or retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:46:53 2014 No.12604704 >>12604699 "oh, whats this, you got a boner?, do you like my clawtip rubbing against it?...TOO BAD!" She shoves you in a locker and slams the door shut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:48:01 2014 No.12604705 >>12604696 Since when wizardy is an insult? You normie or what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:48:09 2014 No.12604706 >>12604704 Then that shy Werecat who watches you while hiding her face behind a text book, rushes in to free you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:49:25 2014 No.12604709 >>12604688 Paws are awesome Squishy squishy~

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:50:49 2014 No.12604713 >>12604709 So, now it is the fight between hands and paws I think some MGs are best with paws: anubis Others with hands : Fox women Guess it depends on the species

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:50:59 2014 No.12604715 >>12604700 I've dreamt of a pawjob from an aloof Anubis since forever. So shut up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:51:57 2014 No.12604717 >>12604702 What would a Jinko pawjob be like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:52:08 2014 No.12604718 >>12604700 They are

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:52:24 2014 No.12604720

>>12604701

Except Smugfox is a piece of shit.

>>12604705

>Wizards
>Not the scum of the planet

Look at Voldemort. Man never got laid.

>>12604694

>Be nerdy guy in school
>Oh shit it's the Thunderbird cunt

"You know, Anon. I've always felt like there was something... electric between us, you know?"
"Ahaha! You're twitching from just a little jolt! Hey look! It's Mc Pee-Pants!"
"Get yourself cleaned up, you pathetic little ingrate."

Then she steals your homework with her DEW CLAWS on her wings and walks off.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:54:05 2014 No.12604724
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>>12604709
I want to give my Anubis history teacher paw rubs for extra credit.

She would tell me to come to her room after school, she'd lock the door, pull up the blinds and I'd give her a full-on paw massage while she pants heavily. She'd be worried we'd be caught making hand contact in such a lewd fashion, but it feels so good~.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:55:40 2014 No.12604727 File: 865 KB, 2856x4069, 1396122944808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604724 What if she gave you a pawjob while you rubbed her paw-feet? A sort of 69 of fluffy paws, touching and being touched.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:55:43 2014 No.12604726 >>12604720 U wot bitch I will wreck yo shit with muh magic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:57:12 2014 No.12604729 >>12604720 >"You know, Anon. I've always felt like there was something... electric between us, you know?" >"But I'm already seeing someone."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 16:57:49 2014 No.12604731 >>12604727 Heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:05:06 2014 No.12604741 >>12604715 What even makes pawjobs so great, that people seem to like them so much?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:06:51 2014 No.12604743 >>12604741 Probably just the exotic aspect of having something soft and furry groping your cock and balls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:13:42 2014 No.12604754 So riddle me this, is a Lava Golem actually capable of interacting with humans by regulating the heat she gives off too far fetched?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:15:56 2014 No.12604758 >>12604754 I don't have any issue with it. http://i.imgur.com/2NsSnF0.jpg

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:16:24 2014 No.12604759
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>>12604754

She's fake fire, like the Salamander. Otherwise she'd set stuff on fire just by being withing two feet of it. It's easy if you know the crystallization temperatures of common magmas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:18:34 2014 No.12604761 >>12604729 >but I'm already seeing someone Is she saying this or you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:19:26 2014 No.12604765 >>12604761 The dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:19:53 2014 No.12604766 >>12604159 >tits, ass, pussy, and mouth To be fair, if you have all those, why bother with anything else?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:20:07 2014 No.12604767 >>12604765 I don't see what jeff bridges has to do with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:20:23 2014 No.12604768 >>12604759 I've just been on a huge Hawaiian Lava Golem kick and needed to know for reasons. Reasons that don't include sticky, gooey habanero jelly flavored love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:20:37 2014 No.12604771 Choose! 1 )Anubis woman with soft furry paws. 2) kikimora maid with her soft hands. You know durn well what they are going to do with those paws/hands Choose wisely!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:21:14 2014 No.12604773 >>12604709 Hiro please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:21:30 2014 No.12604775 >>12604765 How did a turbonerd like him get a gf? Is it a cyclops or lizardman?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:22:01 2014 No.12604778 >>12604771 They're gonna clean up? I think regular hands would be suited for cleaning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:22:23 2014 No.12604779 File: 74 KB, 500x400, 1401475413762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604767 Heh. >>12604771 You type like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:23:10 2014 No.12604780 >>12604773 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:23:24 2014 No.12604781 >>12604779 That's pretty durn mean, anon. This is a no-bully zone!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:23:52 2014 No.12604782 >>12604780 MC from princess resurrection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:24:21 2014 No.12604783 >>12604781 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:24:24 2014 No.12604784 >>12604779 weak bait.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:25:48 2014 No.12604786 >>12604694 >The Swimming Pool Is it time for poolboy again? >Oops, sorry, the janitors left the boy's locker room locked. >You better come change with us. And give us a few scale rubs while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:26:57 2014 No.12604789 >your jinko nee-san(s) will never bully your penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:28:49 2014 No.12604793 >>12604741 Read some pawjob scenes.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:29:46 2014 No.12604794

>>12604786

> Not only does the poolboy shrug it off like it's nothing but he gives them the best massages of their lives
> Somehow avoids rape due to harem-MC denseness and general not-give-a-fuck
> The next day a harem begins to form around the legendary human boy who brought the swim team to their knees
> An Ushi, a moth, and a Kikimora continue to hang out in the "It's not our fault we're not tziching popular!" club, cursing their lack of bravery

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:30:51 2014 No.12604795 >>12604663 You clearly weren't here during the /a/ days. Getting banned for a short greentext was normal. That said, you really shouldn't announce your bans. Also, your post may be taken as ban evasion, so watch that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:30:54 2014 No.12604796 >>12604794 >harem MC You goofed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:31:44 2014 No.12604797 >>12604793 I have, and I really didn't understand the appeal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:32:28 2014 No.12604800 >>12604789 Onee-sans are love, Onee-sans are life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:32:53 2014 No.12604801 File: 1.71 MB, 1470x1484, 46117211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604786 >Healthy swim instructor >Constant underwater sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:33:48 2014 No.12604802 >>12604801 Fuck off Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:34:13 2014 No.12604803 >>12604797 Then it's just not something you're interested in, I guess. But that's the nature of fetishes, isn't it?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:34:23 2014 No.12604805

>>12604797
Doesn't matter. People like Bob just go silky silky silky to describe everything, even though it sounds like they've never touched real 100% silk through their descriptions. And when everything is silky and soft then there's nothing special about any parts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:34:35 2014 No.12604806 >>12604801 That's way too healthy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:34:41 2014 No.12604808 >>12604801 That picture is fucking disgusting, I am PUKING IN MY MOUTH AT THE MOMENT AND IT'S COMING OUT OF MY NOSE AS WELL. I'm out. I'm killing myself. This is what you've done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:34:41 2014 No.12604809 >>12604801 That picture is fucking disgusting. I mean, I don't mind health in theory. But why does every shitty artist have to draw them so disproportionately?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:34:43 2014 No.12604811 >>12604801 That's not healthy That's just obese.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:35:46 2014 No.12604817
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>>12604808
>>12604809
>That picture is fucking disgusting
>That picture is fucking disgusting
>same second
Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:35:47 2014 No.12604816 >>12604805 Well, if he called them coarse and wiry then people wouldn't find it hot, would they?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:35:58 2014 No.12604818 >>12604801 Stop eating in the pool! That's so gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:36:12 2014 No.12604819 File: 23 KB, 410x357, CloneHighNoFatties.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604801

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:39:01 2014 No.12604824 >>12604816 Cottony, satiny, felt, comparing it to real fur, like rabbit vs wolf. There are a myriad of soft sensations that are far more descriptive and accurate. It's lazy and kills any uniqueness between various parts or even various species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:39:02 2014 No.12604825 >>12604805 Silky or silken is a broad adjective. I don't really recall it being used that much, though.

>>	NegaWalker Sat Oct 18 17:39:14 2014 No.12604826 Small update: Reality has thrown me a brick. So not going to be updating any stories or possibly even being online for a while. Take care and love Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:39:17 2014 No.12604827 File: 167 KB, 1400x1000, 7a56c3d4e107708b50604e012faff4e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will never be hunted down like an animal by a sadistic elf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:40:30 2014 No.12604829 >>12604825 >Implying silky is not used every time any type of hair gets brought up in smut, especially in pawjobs and such.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:40:52 2014 No.12604830 Fluffy pawjobs are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:41:17 2014 No.12604831 >>12604827 >you will never snap and turn the tables >she will never breakdown and become your cock-slave in awe of your prowess

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:41:29 2014 No.12604832 >>12604663 >complaining about that People were getting banned left and right for short greentexts a few months ago. That's nothing, things are actually much better now. If anything it's a shame it didn't stop you from posting that unfunny crap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:42:17 2014 No.12604838 >>12604826 Sure thing Bob 2.0. We'll see you whining on IRC in a few days about how your cry for attention didn't work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:43:04 2014 No.12604839 >>12604826 Good riddance to bad rubbish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:43:07 2014 No.12604840 >>12604831 >maledom fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:43:42 2014 No.12604843 >>12604830 But which monster girl would give the best pawjobs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:45:17 2014 No.12604845 >>12604843 The one who loves you the most.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:45:26 2014 No.12604848 >>12604826 You're still around? You were good a couple of months ago but your attentionwhoring has killed it. Go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:45:34 2014 No.12604849 >>12604824 Real fur wouldn't feel good on your dick at all though. Need that dose of monster girl magic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:46:31 2014 No.12604852 >>12604826 >Namefagging without an update Holy shit, how self important are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:47:23 2014 No.12604853 File: 151 KB, 1233x841, 1403039516302.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604827 This is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:47:33 2014 No.12604855 Is there any mg that can suck a dick better than a Lamia? Just imagine those powerful throat muscles milking your cock.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:48:54 2014 No.12604856

>>12604849
You'd need a dry lube and very good quality fur. Rabbit hair being top tier compared to something like a wolf.

There's nothing wrong with all of them getting bumped up a few notches in quality across the board but when everything is the same, it's pointless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:50:02 2014 No.12604859 >>12604800 >You will never elope with your MG onee-san >She will never giggle about how illicit it is while you're fucking her in a wedding gown, the garters perfectly framing her moist fuckhole Murder me now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:50:23 2014 No.12604861 >>12604853 Fucking wood elves man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:50:38 2014 No.12604863 >>12604855 Holstaurus have leagues more powerful swallowing muscles. And anything tall with a huge set of lungs and a powerful diaphragm will suck harder. This is why biology is important to learn anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:50:53 2014 No.12604864 >>12604856 I didn't need any lube when I tried it...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:51:53 2014 No.12604867 >>12604838 NegaWalker doesn't go on IRC. Probably because people wouldn't suck his dick on there due to him being mediocre.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:52:36 2014 No.12604870 >>12604864 Then you got the fur wet with your precum and it got all matted and nasty and frictiony. Or it felt so bad you didn't leak at all and just tickled your dick or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:52:54 2014 No.12604871 >>12604867 So why do people suck .Less' and Bob's then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:53:01 2014 No.12604872 >>12604863 Powerful? Maybe. But wouldn't a snake-like monster girl have far more control?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:54:07 2014 No.12604876 >>12604867 I don't like IRC because fuck it I spent enough years in AOL chatrooms in my teens to not want to repeat the experience.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:54:26 2014 No.12604879 >>12604856 Sounds like too much hassle for something that wouldn't even feel that good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:54:56 2014 No.12604882 >>12604871 Less for better or worse is one of the better drawfags here, and Bob is so much better than NegaAttention its unfunny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:55:06 2014 No.12604883 >>12604871 People shit on bob constantly in the IRC, much like the threads. I'm surprised he still hangs around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:55:34 2014 No.12604884 >>12604871 People suck Bob's dick because he's a fickle man-child who threatens to an hero every time people make fun of futacat. That and they like to pretend he's anything but a mediocre writer at best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:55:44 2014 No.12604887 File: 381 KB, 180x135, 1404754964680.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604859

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:56:06 2014 No.12604888

>>12604872

Snakes work their jaws side to side to stuff prey down their throat like you'd stuff a soda can in a sock. The swallowing muscles aren't super powerful. And they can't suck because their glottis sticks out the side of their mouth to keep them from choking.

What they can do is give neverending blowjobs because they never have to come up for air. That's special.

>themoreyouknow.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:56:28 2014 No.12604890 >>12604879 Do you think sex is just mashing your genitals together? Lots of foreplay, building an emotional high, touching and caressing and nibbling everywhere - it makes the intercourse that much better. >>12604884 Someone seems jealous.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:57:06 2014 No.12604892

>>12604882
>Less for better or worse is one of the better drawfags here

Correction: He is the ONLY drawfag here.

Loen is dead. Hathor's artist is a ghost. Monorus has left to /v/ and /tg/. Mari does >her own thing and doesn't do requests.

So all that leaves us with is one idiot who has Bob's cock up his ass from when he got "gifted" a tablet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:58:07 2014 No.12604894 >>12604879 Welcome to fucking things that aren't purpose built for it. Have we talked about anal today? You gotta want it fetish-wise. Then the hassle of a pawjob or whatever is worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:58:08 2014 No.12604895 >>12604890 Why would I be jealous of a guy who has a penis obsession in his writings? If I didn't know any better Bob would be on the road to Alphood or an actual faggot.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:59:27 2014 No.12604897
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>>12604827
Sure we will, after 2017 hits and the great monster wars come to an end with the Elves conquering all the other races we'll all have plenty of time trying to rebuild small bastions of humanity while the Elves hunt us for sport.

Mind you most of us will be enslaved by then but the humans left in the wild along with a few small bustling cities will always be in danger of the elves growing "bored" and hunting down human men and boys to bring back to the slave markets.

They'll never finish us off though, no no, that wouldn't be fun at all, far too easy. They want their slaves to be well seasoned and defiant after all because what fun is there in breaking feeble minded "animal" stock when they can have the real thing?

The high society Elves will always be looking for "proper" partners and what better practice than letting nature take it's course by letting the strongest humans thrive in nature, learning magic, and fighting to keep themselves free from slave hunters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 17:59:32 2014 No.12604898 >>12604888 So what you're saying is Chimaera tail > Manticore tail? I agree

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:00:20 2014 No.12604900 >>12604890 Why would anybody be jealous of bob?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:00:58 2014 No.12604901 >>12604892 Why does Less suck Bob's dick so hard anyway? Ok, he likes Laska but what about the other stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:01:10 2014 No.12604903 I want to get an orgasm denial slime girl bathtub. Where do I get an orgasm denial slime girl bathtub?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:02:03 2014 No.12604904 >>12604890 Yeah, but why would that foreplay require paws on your dick? If you want the paws, she can just caress the rest of you with them while working your dick with her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:02:04 2014 No.12604905 >>12604903 Two months ago when those stories were popular. Better get to working on that time machine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:02:17 2014 No.12604906 >>12604903 Let's get started on the denial part; slimegirl's don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:02:19 2014 No.12604907 File: 101 KB, 1000x750, 1406423618753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604903 Over here, big boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:03:41 2014 No.12604913 >>12604898 Hell no

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:04:06 2014 No.12604914 >>12604897 That sounds appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:04:32 2014 No.12604915 >>12604907 See, now that's the right amount of healthy.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:05:03 2014 No.12604917

>>12604901

The tablet thing for one. Bob gave it to him "no strings attached" back when the VN project wasn't a complete clusterfuck.

There are rumors on top of that that Bob basically pays .Less a weekly stipend like some brown slave boy.

Laska is .Less' waifu because he has shit taste and gobbles up the poor man forced feels Bob shits out. Bob is also the only one who would write anything about his fetishes (albeit extremely badly).

From there it's just a matter of what happens when you stick any manipulative faggot in a room with a naive idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:05:10 2014 No.12604918 >>12604907 Why do so many slime girls have oversized forearms and hands? It isn't attractive in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:05:24 2014 No.12604919 >>12604898 I'd like the Chimera more if she didn't have those oversized animal heads. They should have started at her forearms. I don't think she was even drawn with elbows that work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:06:28 2014 No.12604924 >>12604904 That's not really foreplay. It'd be more like you give her a nice, sensual pawrub and then she massages you all over with her fluffy, soft paws. >>12604917 Holy shit this conspiracy

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:06:29 2014 No.12604925

>>12604892
>more "Less is our only artist" shit

Dear god, just how fucking impatient are you? I'll give you the fact that Less is the most active, but he's not our only drawfag. Loen still draws for us, as does Monorus and a few others, they just take their time with shit.

I swear, it seems like a lot of you think our contributors have jumped ship if they haven't updated what they're doing almost every day

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:06:38 2014 No.12604928 >>12604919 They're just a part of her clothing/armor

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:07:07 2014 No.12604929 >>12604917 Ohhhhhhh. How scandalous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:07:49 2014 No.12604933 >>12604919 The Chimera probably doesn't have a "default" appearance.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:07:52 2014 No.12604934

>>12604918
Gravity working on their liquid form. Like how old window glass is thicker at the bottom because of years of the supercooled liquid flowing.

Basically, their natural form is a puddle and they have to fight against it to be all girly and sexy for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:08:00 2014 No.12604935 >>12604917 That is all understandable, but its kind of depressing that Bob is seen as a shitty writer. What does that make the other writefags?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:08:43 2014 No.12604936 >>12604897 That sounds like a fun setting. I may borrow this for something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:08:56 2014 No.12604937 File: 102 KB, 420x640, hnnngh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604620 NP, hope you enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:08:58 2014 No.12604938 >>12604935 Not attentionwhores at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:10:26 2014 No.12604942 >>12604925 This. I'd say Mari is our best drawfag, and s/he has done a few nice lilim pictures lately. Less may be the loudest drawfag but all he does is add to the fucking manticore saturation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:11:53 2014 No.12604947 >>12604938 With the exception of NegaWalker, who is like a poor man's Bob. If Bob mostly wrote shit greentext and ramped up the attentionwhoring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:13:06 2014 No.12604952 >>12604924 I'm just saying, all that foreplay should have some payoff, and even with dry lube a pawjob would be mood-killingly mediocre.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:13:17 2014 No.12604953 >>12604947 >Even supplying negative attention to an attention whore

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:13:30 2014 No.12604954 >>12604917 >Laska You meant Leona right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:13:51 2014 No.12604956 File: 1.95 MB, 1129x1633, translation never.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604907 Why can't this be my life right now? Am I in hell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:14:23 2014 No.12604957 >>12604937 Yeah, DLed both PDFs. Couldn't really pay anything other then yannow... free. But damn good story so far. Very nice. Very sexy. I like how the kid is actually trying to be a man about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:14:55 2014 No.12604960 >>12604954 No he's done far more Laska shit than that "sub" manticore. She was more shock value like futacat was than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:15:09 2014 No.12604961 >>12604952 It's a fetish thing, anon. No one is forcing you to like it. If you don't want it, you don't. That just means more fluffy paws for us~

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:16:03 2014 No.12604965 >>12604957 Yeah, he managed to do /ss/ without going full femdom. That's always a plus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:17:08 2014 No.12604966 >>12604965 Indeed! Full femdom is fun, but equal and passionate is delicious.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:18:51 2014 No.12604970

>>12604953

>see this faggot namefagging like he's one to watch
>finally read his pastebin
>its mostly bad greentext like the shit I'm writing now
>holy shit I should put this on pastebin and namefag now

I guess it was my fault for expecting decent writefagging after all that ego.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:20:09 2014 No.12604973 >>12604917 If by manipulative faggot you meant the power-hungry sperglord ELH then yeah, it all went downhill from that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:21:37 2014 No.12604977 File: 90 KB, 486x830, clip (2014-01-29 at 11.33.56).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If monster girls were real, how much of THIS would happen? Genderbent though obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:21:40 2014 No.12604978 >>12604973 Bourbon/Bitter VN faggot detected. Try to pass the blame more why don't you. Or are you going to whine and try and tell people ELH has cancer again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:22:35 2014 No.12604981 File: 234 KB, 750x750, 1411351240576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604965 Why hasn't /mgg/ made its own /ss/ stuff yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:23:45 2014 No.12604987 >>12604977 Probably never.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:24:25 2014 No.12604989 >>12604977 >Awkward MGs cringe texting to try and pick up a boy Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:25:53 2014 No.12604998 Guys. What if. >Lava Golem >Orgasm denial

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:26:59 2014 No.12604999 >>12604998 Meh, they're both alright, but there doesn't seem to be anything stunningly unique about those two mixed together

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:27:02 2014 No.12605000 >>12604998 >Literally just an opaque red slime for all intents and purposes. Meh

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:27:35 2014 No.12605003 >>12604998 >you can't cum because she burned your dick off Hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:29:14 2014 No.12605005 >>12605003 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:29:33 2014 No.12605006 >>12604981 >You will never sit on an amazoness's lap Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:30:33 2014 No.12605008 >>12605005 I guess it's just heat stroke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:32:29 2014 No.12605010 >>12605008 Somebody get this hot-head out of here!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:32:56 2014 No.12605012 >>12605010 Don't even start.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:34:00 2014 No.12605015 >>12605012 I'm just heating up here. Getting ready to erupt!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:34:54 2014 No.12605018 >>12605015 I wish I could throw you into a volcano. It's not a pun either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:35:43 2014 No.12605020 >>12605015 Well, I hope your also ready to get wet. After I hose you down for making terrible puns again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:37:11 2014 No.12605022 >>12605018 Darn it, said heated up instead of warmed up. Now I can't say, "Don't get so heated" without repeating myself. Charon weeps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:38:38 2014 No.12605026 >>12605015 You're a big volcano.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:43:12 2014 No.12605034 >>12604826 good luck

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 18:58:25 2014 No.12605048 >>12605026 for goo

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:04:51 2014 No.12605053

>>12604801
I know its already been said but I have to add on. Shit like this, the horrible proportions and bullshit 'well if its bigger that means its better 100% of the time' logic is what made me hate large breasts for the longest time. I couldn't fap to them, and then I found these threads and with them the species I love above all, Holstaurus, and I have seen the light. Shit like that picture blinded me but now I see the glory of health and tits, but in proportion and moderation, and now I am enlightened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:05:52 2014 No.12605055 >>12604907 >Wake up early morning, still half-asleep >Decide to just take a bath right away >Sticking your foot engulfs it in goo instead of nothing >Wait was that a giggle just now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:06:11 2014 No.12605056 File: 112 KB, 615x638, Janet Starts to Lose it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > All these puns

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:08:50 2014 No.12605058 File: 107 KB, 500x373, 1413673730842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12604801 >>12605053 Her belly reminds me of something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:10:59 2014 No.12605061 >>12604038 That's looking pretty NOPE. I wonder if KC will make more MONSTERgirls in the future. And how many entries the encyclopedia will have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:12:00 2014 No.12605064 >>12605061 >NOPE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:13:03 2014 No.12605066 We have an irc channel?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:13:21 2014 No.12605067 >>12604115 id you see the length of those fangs? HELL NO.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:13:25 2014 No.12605068 >>12604942 I'm still waiting for the day Mari opens commissions again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:14:16 2014 No.12605071 >>12605066 We do, but it's full of people who fellate Bob and less on a daily basis since apparently telling him an idea is bad is haram.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:14:37 2014 No.12605072 >>12605067 >HELL NO This isn't a social networking site, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:15:03 2014 No.12605074 Are Jinkos starting to see more popularity?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:15:23 2014 No.12605075

>>12604977
>All this cringe
>Those one word responses

I know exactly how this person feels. They are undoubtedly annoyed out of their fucking mind, filled with the combined regret at having ever interacted with such a person, and the fact that they're too nice to just say "Please, for the love of god, fuck off and stop talking to me."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:15:32 2014 No.12605076 >>12605071 Not all of us talk about Bob all the time. Not like you, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:16:15 2014 No.12605077 >>12605056 Nice pic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:16:27 2014 No.12605078 >>12605074 They have been for a long time man where have you been?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:17:14 2014 No.12605080 >>12605078 Not here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:17:54 2014 No.12605082 >>12605071 My favorite part is when people try to convince .Less to live off commissions or patreon. The faggot can barely handle one drawing a week without color.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:19:04 2014 No.12605084 >>12605080 Then lurk for a thread or two.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:20:56 2014 No.12605089

The scene starts out on a dark barren jagged landscape, you can barely make out a figure moving through the darkness, the sky is perfectly clear, billions of stars are shining down, the band of the galaxy is clearly visible, 2 moons are in the sky, 1 almost double the size of the other, and on the horizon is a slowly rising blueish green massive ringed gas giant.

You can barely make out a form climbing over the jagged rocks, towards a mysterious huge rounded shaped item looming before it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:21:02 2014 No.12605090 >>12604239 Good. Yao a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:22:37 2014 No.12605091 >>12604283 Have I shown you my new flamethrower Ushi shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:23:18 2014 No.12605094 >>12605089 Titan rednecks go and pls stay gone.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:24:05 2014 No.12605098

The scene cuts to the figure coming up to the massive object,The object clearly is over 50 times taller than the figure, and you see it moving along the outside of the surface, its arm tracing the walls.

The figure finds an opening in the side of the object, a broken out part, with a rough and jagged opening, as if it had been broken apart from the inside.

Again the only light is from the sky above

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:25:01 2014 No.12605099 File: 435 KB, 1000x2000, 1411766080085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605074 They am not think it being like this comrade, but is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:26:13 2014 No.12605100 >>12605098 Inside of the object the walls are all rounded and smooth, looking very much like chitin armor, black, but yet shiny , the figure turns on a lamp, and you can see it is a humanoid figure in a spacesuit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:26:50 2014 No.12605103 >>12605098 >open open open >again Get some variety in your verbage, and quit posting three sentence parts to your stories. 2000 characters in a post man. Use them up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:28:06 2014 No.12605104 >>12605100 And quit trying to make some big buildup for an Aliens ripoff. Jesus man. Xenomorphs and aliens aren't monstergirls anyway.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:28:47 2014 No.12605106

>>12604989
>PawzOfDoom666: *tenderly pushes you against a wall and rapes you*
>PawzOfDoom666: lol jk, how r u anon u sexy peace of ass?
>Anon123: Ok
>PawzOfDoom666: i saw u at the mall ysterday and u didnt even say hi. :( i wuz calling ur name nd everything???
>Anon123: I was busy
>PawzOfDoom666: *shoves your face in my pusy and makes u lick* 2 busy 2 talk to ur best friend?! :33
>Anon123: You're not my best friend
>PawzOfDoom666: Y were u talking to that amazon anon :| i'm the only 1 u can talk 2
>Anon123: plz stop texting me
>PawzOfDoom666: *gropes ur fine ass* does She Know u r mine???
>PawzOfDoom666: LOL
>PawzOfDoom666: jk. i'm just kindding anon. cant u take a joke
>Anon:123: she's my gf. I'm going to call the police if you keep following me
>PawzOfDoom666: :((((
>PawzOfDoom666: Anon you meanie
>PawzOfDoom666: I'm going 2 make u my pusy slave b4 u can do that *gags u with that smelly tissue that makes u pass out*
>PawzOfDoom666: *throws u in my van*

>Anon123 has logged off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:30:15 2014 No.12605110 >>12605099 How can people like this, those feet paws are ludicrous

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:30:34 2014 No.12605112

>>12605100
The figure slips and falls into a hole in the floor..

Slightly dazed we see the figure slowly stand up and glance around the chamber that he has fallen into........

Odd egg shaped items everywhere, huge ones, some bigger than him....

The scene cuts to him shining his lamp on one of the eggs, and inside you can see movement...

The egg slowly opens up, and he slowly looks up to see what is inside....

He is then tackled full force by a Manticore woman!

The screen goes black, and eerie green shapes form on the screen, slowing forming letters

Manticore

In space no one can hear you scream rape!

Opens Friday in a theater near ......

<she groans loudly, and changes the channel>

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:31:17 2014 No.12605118 >>12605110 >Making fun of that and not the literally impossible hairstyle Priorities anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:33:35 2014 No.12605120 >>12604771 Kikimora>Anubis

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:34:56 2014 No.12605125 >>12604771 Kikimora 100%

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:37:34 2014 No.12605133

>>12605104
>Sexy monsterous-humanoid chick who wants to bone human guys
>Isn't a monster girl because she's from space and isn't an earth-native
>Succubi are just fine even though they're technically aliens from another dimension

How the fuck does that logic make sense? If the xenomorph girl came from our planet instead of space, you wouldn't see ANYONE bitching about her not being an MG.

I can understand the logic of not wanting sci-fi with your fantasy girls, but objectively that rigid stance is kind of retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:37:39 2014 No.12605134 >>12604840 >Da Best

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:39:50 2014 No.12605139 >>12604855 Ghoul is absolute blowjob girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:40:43 2014 No.12605142 >>12604771 Anubis, undoubtedly.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:41:20 2014 No.12605143

>>12605133
Because every rubber forehead alien would be monstergirls then, and all the typical other races.

Same way that there's basic things in these threads against monsterboys and all the other shit that would just make it generic fantasy/pathfinder/traveler/scifi instead of monstergirls.

That's the objective perspective.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:41:34 2014 No.12605146 File: 380 KB, 600x800, r014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605053 Understandable, I guess. Part of the joy of 2d is that you can get pretty crazy with things and it'll still be appealing, to some degree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:42:01 2014 No.12605147 >>12604890 Why do you think monstergirls are so much better than human women? The just want you to jam it in, always DTF.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:42:06 2014 No.12605148 >>12605099 >>12605118 Maybe it'd be better if she had bangs in the front and the ponytail in the back?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:44:14 2014 No.12605150 >>12605148 That would make sense and look good. Good luck getting the art changed though.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:44:47 2014 No.12605156

>>12605143
Honestly, I think this all comes down to a case-by-case basis here. Some alien MG-Styled works aren't too bad, but obviously everything's not going to cut it here. The Xenomorph greentexts from the last thread were pretty entertaining. Really, I think it comes down more to Story/Character Execution > What creature the character is

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:45:36 2014 No.12605160
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>>12605147
Quickies aren't much fun.

I want to savor every part of them. Paws, tail(s), ears, skin, breasts, puffy vulva, collar bones, neck, thighs, etc.

I want to fuck her ass, pussy, mouth, pawpussies, thighpussies, etc. I want her to touch me all over as I've touched her, lick me all over - make it a sensual night. Every night.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:47:18 2014 No.12605165

>>12605156
>Ridiculous locker smashing titty queen
Nah, just felt like giantessfag forcing.

We've talked about xenomorphs and predators and everything else many other times before. It's almost always "cool and fun to talk about sometimes like videogames and whatever else but not really a part of the threads either"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:47:44 2014 No.12605166 >>12605160 >collar bones How do you fuck a collar bone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:48:38 2014 No.12605167 >>12604897 This is what happens when you don't force your dick into an elf. You stupid bastards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:50:40 2014 No.12605173 >>12605160 >Adding 'pussy' on the end of everything. You're trying a bit hard. But I agree with your sentiment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:50:59 2014 No.12605174 >>12604998 Orgasm denial a shit..

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:51:31 2014 No.12605177 File: 236 KB, 900x663, Genki CC Dark Elf Sundress 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605167 I want a possessive Elf to force my dick into her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:52:05 2014 No.12605180 >Cyclops blowjob http://img.dlsite.jp/modpub/images2/work/doujin/RJ144000/RJ143405_img_smp1.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:52:39 2014 No.12605182 >>12605177 >an elf will never make you a breeding tool to perpetuate the pure master race

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:53:19 2014 No.12605183 >>12605072 You want to start something mongoloid?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:54:10 2014 No.12605186
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>>12605166
I meant more touching and licking there.

>>12605173
Three to four hours both parties are sticky, wet, exhausted messes from several orgasms and endless sensual contact.
Then it moves to the shower for the last hurrah.
Pinning her against the wall and fucking her from behind underneath a cascade of hot, steamy water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:54:36 2014 No.12605188 >>12605165 On the flipside of this debate, I've always wondered how a Sci-Fi space-faring story would work with MG's, especially if said MG's are still "Earthlings" and the actual aliens are something different

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:55:19 2014 No.12605192 >>12600141 >monster girl complaining about not being married/proposed to >not taking the initiative themselves http://pastebin.com/X3q61yPx

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:56:02 2014 No.12605195 >>12605188 That would be kinda interesting. But also likely very Travelery if they still had magic. Best case would be something a little more like Outlaw Star.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:57:10 2014 No.12605199 >>12605160 When did I say quickie? And good luck getting anything done once you go incubus, you are too into it man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:57:42 2014 No.12605202 File: 172 KB, 437x500, Flatwoods Monster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605188 >A genetically engineered alien race requires that human males to breed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 19:58:43 2014 No.12605203 >>12605192 TK needs to continue that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:00:01 2014 No.12605209 >>12605182 >being a cum pump That's purge territory. >inb4 paladin No, just someone who'd die fighting before being a cum pump. FreeDOM, best Dom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:00:48 2014 No.12605213 >>12605209 Who cares?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:01:27 2014 No.12605216

>>12605195
Magic would definitely be a tricky thing to deal with for a story like that, though some forms of it could be considered psychokinetic or telepathic in nature. Kinda along the lines of "sufficiently advanced abilities and tech are indistinguishable from magic"

TL;DR if "magic" would work in sci-fi something needs to explain why

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:01:44 2014 No.12605217 File: 23 KB, 512x288, ThumbsUpNosebleed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605186 >Moves to the shower for the last hurrah >Pinning her against the wall >From behind underneath a cascade of hot, steamy water >Anubis Mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:02:12 2014 No.12605220 >>12605209 >muh purge >muh freeDom get back in your cage anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:02:14 2014 No.12605221 >>12605213 >Me, and I know I'm not alone, in the not being a cum pump thing at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:04:16 2014 No.12605225 >>12605203 I will in due time. Or never.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:04:56 2014 No.12605228 >>12605220 Eat my ass absolute submission scum. Femdom=Good. Maledom=Better. IMO

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:06:01 2014 No.12605230 File: 117 KB, 1440x1080, 1406692709730.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605225 I look forward to it. >>12605228 You sound upset.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:06:32 2014 No.12605234
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>>12605216

Nah. Like I said, the Outlaw Star way would be best.

"There are totally some people who can do legit magic."
"They're really rare and it's really hard so they're very uncommon."
"Here's a bunch of shit they've enchanted though"

Then there's the Shadowrun cyperpunk+magic way of doing things

Or the technology supplemented by magic Death Gate way of doing things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:07:03 2014 No.12605237 >>12605182 How the fuck can they be pure, when they're breeding with humans, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:08:30 2014 No.12605240 >>12605234 So when do we get to the part about filming a bathing space-cat-girl, to sell to some pervy old mages, in exchange for their stash of enchanted shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:09:25 2014 No.12605244 >>12605234 Shadowrun + MG's would be fucking amazing, and we already have a little content that would work with it >Succuvirus runnning rampant through the Matrix

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Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:10:06 2014 No.12605246

>>12605177

>You will never be arrested for USIP by a Dark Elf cop
>She will never command you to say 'This fine dark madame would look absolutely radiant covered in sticky white stuff'
>She will never laugh when you tell her that you were planning on having your first time with something nicer like a Jinko or a Wererabbit
>You will never almost come immediately from the sudden stimulation of her pussy's walls wrapping around your cock as she causes the police car to rock back and forth
>You will never spend the next three days being milked by her, only for her to admit that she never thought she'd get a chance to rape somebody since she was a cop
>You will never promise to marry her, using a more masculine "I" than normal to send her sides into orbit as she nuzzles her chest into your face, giggling at the fact you're hard again

Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:10:37 2014 No.12605247 >>12605237 because there are no male elves and they require human men to breed? "pure" as opposed to the shit breeds like dark elves and other human-ish mgs.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:10:59 2014 No.12605248
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>>12605056
>Janet has to deal with all this shit
>Along with some crazy monster hunter that wants her head

I'd lose it too man.

>>12605167
2017 Elves aren't pathetic though anon, if anything they are the most dangerous of all the monsters alive.

Humanity was defeated shortly after Judgement Day began, we weren't considered a faction or threat when the Great Monster Wars began, no, we were the ultimate "prize" of the victors, living breathing spoils of war that one race or another wanted all for themselves. A War for reproductive rights and the world's lands essentially...

They were strong from wherever they came from before arriving on Earth, and they were ultimately victorious because not only were they strong fighters they also were able to combine their magic with technology to create MagiTech.

They are effectively a Trifecta of perfection in Strength, Agility, and Intelligence. They've taken our position as the "humans" of the world, we're below them in the chain now.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:11:25 2014 No.12605249
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>>12605230
You sound sad that monstergirls aren't real and if they were they wouldn't want a pathetic sack of shit like you. Bait harder. Perfectly calm and happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:12:34 2014 No.12605252 >>12605249 >Projecting

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:12:35 2014 No.12605253 >>12605246 Dark elf cop mmm this is a good fetish

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:12:36 2014 No.12605254 How would a Skeleton girl react to me serenading her with this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxBO6KX9qTA

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:13:06 2014 No.12605255 >>12605249 >still using the "if mgs were real...!" insult as if it doesn't apply to everyone here

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:13:40 2014 No.12605257 >>12605254 She is deaf , sorry, you did not notice the missing ears?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:13:52 2014 No.12605258 >>12605245 Reminds me so much of this where you have backwards-ass stuff mixed with magic and some higher tech. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYbqLciVyF4

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:14:52 2014 No.12605260 >>12605247 I thought you were talking about elves outside MGE. >>12605248 >humanity is a slave race Fucking Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:15:12 2014 No.12605262 >>12605249 Not if KC got his way. Doesn't matter what you look or act like there is a monster girl for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:16:40 2014 No.12605266 File: 13 KB, 400x300, 1413677800674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605255 Not that guy, but >implying I'm pathetic >implying I'm a sack of shit Listen, monstergirls would be all on me if I weren't a nigger.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:17:51 2014 No.12605271

>>12605255
I'm not stupid enough to think MGs becoming real would be a completely beneficial thing, you're looking at this through the eyes of twenty odd years of no gf. Not all of us are that lonely, I'm here for the ridiculous situations anons come up with and greentexts mainly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:17:56 2014 No.12605272 >>12605248 Are there still other MGs in this world I can stay with? I would rather be force-husbando'd by something else, although I guess I'd be ok with being an elf's slave as long as they treated me nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:18:24 2014 No.12605273 >>12605266 Just repent, you must hate thyself to save thyself, White Jesus will save your cursed monkey soul so long as you hate your blackness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:19:17 2014 No.12605274 >>12605252 >being a faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:19:21 2014 No.12605275 Choose! 1) A world where humanity is just sex slaves, pretty much doomed to extinction 2) a world were MGs and humans live pretty much equally, and work towards a bright boring future blah blah blah. Choose wisely!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:20:36 2014 No.12605277 >>12605275 >doesn't matter, had sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:20:47 2014 No.12605278 >>12605275 1. Please. I prefer to earn my rights.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:21:02 2014 No.12605279 >>12605275 2. You can find plenty of life and adventure without the world ending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:21:12 2014 No.12605280 >>12605275 1 sounds kinda interesting, as it implies the existence of monstergirl factions that wish to rescue preserve humans as a species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:21:21 2014 No.12605282 >>12605275 I choose 3) A world where Alps are not bullied by their oppressors

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:21:52 2014 No.12605285 >>12605278 It doesn't even have to be slavery and impending extinction, just conflict. Vanilla waifu world is boring as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:23:04 2014 No.12605287 >>12605280 Wouldn't the "bad" factions have to preserve humanity, too? How else would they keep their own race alive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:23:52 2014 No.12605289 >>12605275 3) A world with beasts and monsters to slay, and monstergirls to lay, with no chief god nerfing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:24:05 2014 No.12605290 >>12605071 Also the OP of the IRC is a complete and utter faggot.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:24:33 2014 No.12605291

>>12605260
>Humanity is a slave race

Wasn't that shit obvious like 2 hours ago at >>12604897 ?

Besides you're only a slave if you get caught. Or if you're born as one but then you'd be more like a butler and you'd be groomed to think that's a good thing. They have MagiTech, so most of the crap that can be automated probably would be anyway.

>>12605272
Of course, it's not like Elves could completely annihilate everything ever. Good luck not getting caught by Elves along with finding other MGs though. You'd probably try sleeping in a secluded cave and get cocooned up into a spider girl's husband.

Such is life in 2017 World.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:24:42 2014 No.12605292 >>12605271 >Implying you wouldn't be all over an MG if you had the chance

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:24:49 2014 No.12605293 >>12605290 No surprise there. There's a reason he was banned from the first channel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:27:23 2014 No.12605297 >>12605291 >cocooned up into a spider girl's husband Ok, I'll just get captured by the elves then. I guess I wouldn't mind being a butler to a rich elf ojou-sama.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:27:28 2014 No.12605298

>>12605287
Pissed off remnants of the old world invent a virus to render humans sterile and spread it as best they can to all captives. Giant middle finger to monsterkind.

>but we die too!

So? Going by this anon's setting humans can't do shit about their slave status.

>inb4 mamono mana

Different setting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:30:04 2014 No.12605305 >>12605293 I've only been there a couple of times but he really is a douche. All he seemed to post were "kek" and 8 chan links. They actually made a 14 year old the fucking OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:30:29 2014 No.12605306 >>12605298 >Deliberately destroying the human race Being slaves sucks but as long as there is a future, there's a chance to change it. Besides, it would be much easier and low tech to go fusion on their butts and salt their lands with poison.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:30:55 2014 No.12605309

>>12605298
How about instead of a slave setting humans are just second class citizens but nominally free, like how women are in some parts of the world?

Humans can still rise up and get into important positions and have fulfilling lives, it's just more difficult facing discrimination now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:39:39 2014 No.12605323 >>12605305 He's a /pol/ tard, what did you expect? Honestly someone should make a new channel that has the following on the ban list: * Bourbon * Bob * Aftyn * /ss/ * Grandad Boom, suddenly IRC quality improves 200%

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:41:29 2014 No.12605329 >>12605323 What's so bad about Aftyn? I only ever read a couple of his stories but they were enjoyable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:41:56 2014 No.12605330 File: 923 KB, 2560x1440, 123432654382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605275 I choose this setting: http://pastebin.com/3kWecTv5

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:42:11 2014 No.12605331 >>12605292 If I had the power, some MGs would be real, not all.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:44:11 2014 No.12605334
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>You will never lovingly enslave a village of elves and dark elves
>You will never whip at their backs as they fall victim to force labor
>You will never turns raping young elves in front of their mothers/sisters
>You will never sell off the 'trained' ones to merry customers looking for a fun time

Why is there no elf enslavement business simulator yet? It's the only thing they're good for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:44:30 2014 No.12605335 >>12605331 Riddle me this, Anon: If you had the unlimited power to bring MGs into this world, which ones would you bring and why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:45:27 2014 No.12605339 >>12605306 Going by hat guy's setting, humanity has no hope of reversing the situation. Freedom or death. >>12605309 >second class citizens Like that Oomukade greentext that inspired the inner paladin of every anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:45:51 2014 No.12605340 >>12605335 Ushi Onis Lilims Tarrasques Apophis Wurms Enjoy your pelvis destruction

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:46:31 2014 No.12605341 >>12605323 What's wrong with Aftyn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:46:53 2014 No.12605342 >>12605339 >inner paladin Don't you mean ultra sperg?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:47:41 2014 No.12605344 >>12605339 >like that oomukade greentext no. You're just constantly condescended to, it's not actually illegal to refuse a MG's advances.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:48:23 2014 No.12605348

>>12605334

I'd be the guy who's too busy training the Dark Elf off somewhere by lapping at her wanton snatch and stimulating her clit for maximum pleasure. Her screams of release would be of the utmost delight as she begged for the D.

But she wouldn't receive it, no sir. Not yet. She's not fully trained at that point. All she warrants is to have the swollen head of the cock gently rubbed on the wet lips of her labia. Nothing more, nothing less. Only further in the training would she get the dick.

Like being suspended by her hands with rope and made to ride the cock as her lover suckled at her mother's milk from breasts that nursed several daughterus, them being made to take notes as their mother's slutty moans escaped her lips

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:48:59 2014 No.12605354 >>12605340 I like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:50:58 2014 No.12605359 >>12605329 >>12605341 Aftyn has some chick drawfag he met and brought up a few times in the IRC, so that could be why

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:51:17 2014 No.12605361 >>12605340 >Apophis >Wurms >Enjoy Jokes on you, I will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:52:01 2014 No.12605363 >>12605340 >Wurms Huh. Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:52:17 2014 No.12605365 >>12605359 And that's bad how?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:52:51 2014 No.12605367 >>12605359 It's probably more that he hugboxes Bob and .Less whenever he gets the chance. Better question is why .Less isn't on that list. You think his autistic ... posting is bad here? Just wait until you see it in IRC

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:53:55 2014 No.12605371 File: 267 KB, 700x1274, 1408993722833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605359 He's the reason we have Charon in a bunny outfit then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:53:57 2014 No.12605372 >>12605365 >Waaa, that guy has a chick who might like him and I don't! He's the scum of the earth Pretty much that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:54:59 2014 No.12605375 >>12605330 >You will never grow up as a shot in an Undead controlled area.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:56:06 2014 No.12605378 File: 594 KB, 1012x1126, 1402341402749.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605375 shota*

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:56:46 2014 No.12605380

>>12605335

Be easier to list which ones I wouldn't.

Apophis, akaname, matango, dark matter, dryad, lava golem, grizzly cause fuck bears, danuki, imp, vanilla succubus and lesser succubus, baphomet, nereid, roper, queen slime, ushi oni, definitely. Tentacle, minotaurus, amazoness, girtablilu and wurm, maybe. I shudder to think at the millions in damages wurms would cause.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:57:55 2014 No.12605383 >>12605378 I'm confused as to why you faggots associate Wights with shotas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:58:56 2014 No.12605386 >>12605383 A classy Christmas Cake pairs naturally with a young shota.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:59:19 2014 No.12605387 >>12605380 >Minotaurus >Wurm >Lava Golem >Dryad >Apophis Why, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:59:20 2014 No.12605388 >>12605383 Why do you care?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:59:44 2014 No.12605389 >>12605383 Probably the being more mature looking but honestly everything gets paired with little kids like it's hot shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 20:59:45 2014 No.12605390 >>12605380 So you're cutting out all the mgs who would make the world interesting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:00:28 2014 No.12605392 >>12605380 You're list makes sense but >Minotaur >Grizzly Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:00:58 2014 No.12605394 >>12605380 >amazoness Damn, is the whole raid+kidnap+rape thing a deal breaker?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:01:45 2014 No.12605396

>>12605334
How do you lovingly enslave someone?

>>12605344
Oh, well, it's not ideal but, all the better once you become prominent and shove it in the monsters faces. Still sounds like a lot of struggles though. Basically, humans are the native americans of the world?

>>12605359
So people are mad he's dating someone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:01:50 2014 No.12605397 >>12605388 Because shotas aren't even that adept at lovemaking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:02:03 2014 No.12605399 Fox women Holtasarus a few Kikimora for the laughs Lamias Dragons Some of the other fluffy races. like anubis, wolf, and cat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:02:11 2014 No.12605400 >Elf gets out of line and talks back to her master >Gets raped >But she likes it I guess the best kind of torture for elves is denying the dick and breaking their spirits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:02:14 2014 No.12605401 >>12605380 >Ushi Oni >Apophis >Amazoness >Succubi >Minotaurs' Where's your sense of adventure man? Do you want the new world to be more boring then a kiddy pool?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:02:36 2014 No.12605403 Would you feed grapes to your Pharaoh girlfriend while the two of you lounge together on a hot summer day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:04:16 2014 No.12605407 >>12605396 >So people are mad he's dating someone? That's the impression I've been getting

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:05:26 2014 No.12605410 >>12605397 You don't understand how /ss/ works? ,Anyways, it's not like we actually have any OC involving /ss/ with monstergirls.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:05:45 2014 No.12605411

>>12605400
>Elf keeps getting out of line, causing her to get raped
>You notice she's doing it on purpose because she's mindbroken and just wants the dick so bad she can just taste it
>Decide to change it up and have rape and sex no longer a punishment but a reward
>Turn her into a mad good maid that keeps your house so spotless not even the cum from her reward sex even touches the floor
This is how you get a discount Kikimora

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:06:03 2014 No.12605413 >>12605407 It's more like a combination of that and the fact he constantly rides Bob's dick about Damaged Goods the Catgirl. >>12605410 All I know is it involves kids under 18.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:06:04 2014 No.12605414

>>12605387
Minotaurus scream danger to me. Maybe I'm bitter because I have been chased by bulls a few times. Lava golem and dryads because they fuse you to the ground. Apophis for the slavery bit. Already explained wurm.

>>12605392
>grizzly

I hate dopey girls.

>>12605390
Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:06:47 2014 No.12605417 >>12605410 Quite a few of the weirder doujins in japan have /ss/ mg themes, they fortunately aren't popular in the Mericas

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:07:09 2014 No.12605419

>>12605401
>wanting to be kidnapped and sealed in a cave for all eternity with a furry spider beast
>wanting to spend the rest of your life in a desert tomb with a purple snake
>wanting to be a househusband in a primitive warrior culture
>wanting to be enslaved for your semen
>wanting to be chased to the ends of the earth because you decided to wear a red shirt one day

I'll take the quiet life.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:07:12 2014 No.12605420

>>12605380
>No venom grapesnakes
>No shit-lickers
>No mana-bombs
>No tree-worlds
>No magma-homes
>No lewd jews
>No filthy summons
>No succubi
>No lolis
>No water succubi
>No tentacles
>No slime kingdoms
>No rape-trains
>No scorpion hotness

Wow, you are like the most boring, shit-taste person ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:07:13 2014 No.12605421 >>12605413 >All I know

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:07:21 2014 No.12605422 >>12605410 >,Anyways, it's not like we actually have any OC involving /ss/ with monstergirls. But we do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:07:58 2014 No.12605424 >>12605403 Does this entail her expecting me to feed her grapes, or just the two of us enjoying each other's company? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:08:00 2014 No.12605425 >>12605414 >I hate dopey girls You and I don't see eye to eye, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:08:26 2014 No.12605429 >>12605331 >>12605335 >Not filling the world with all varieties of MGs possible >Not leaving it to every anons own ability to find what he likes, and avoid what he doesn't. >Forcing your shit-taste on the world Lame fucking ass.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:08:29 2014 No.12605431
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>>12605335

Vampires, Dhampirs, all forms of Kitsune, Deruella and Baphomets.

Deruella and the Baphomets will easily take care of making the rest of the world nice and interesting for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:08:30 2014 No.12605432 >>12605411 Well yeah, but why would you want an elf when you could have a Kikimora for no charge? It's not like knife ears are any good at cleaning anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:09:43 2014 No.12605434 >>12605424 There's actually three of you. The grapes? That's your pet name for your OTHER girlfriend who's an Apophis. I'm sure you can put two and two together Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:09:46 2014 No.12605435 >>12605419 >>wanting to spend the rest of your life in a desert tomb with a purple snake Boy, you don't know me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:09:48 2014 No.12605436 >>12605432 WOAH there Do not diss the elf ears!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:10:00 2014 No.12605437 >>12605401 Hate spiders. Slavery. Slavery, beatings and we have enough feminism in this world. Soul eating. Fuck bulls, though I could let this one go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:10:01 2014 No.12605438 >>12605429 Hey, I was just asking if you had unlimited power what would you bring, that's all If you wanted to bring all MGs into existence, fine by me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:10:46 2014 No.12605440 >>12605424 The two of you are enjoying each other's company. That' what boyfriend and girlfriend usually do, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:11:28 2014 No.12605445 >>12605407 Pathetic, if this is the case.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:11:30 2014 No.12605446 Is it me, or is one of the posters in this thread a total butthurt little troll?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:13:05 2014 No.12605449 >>12605419 Is anything more quiet then living with your Apophis waifu, wearing a naked apron to give your amazoness wife a surprise when she comes hom e after a long day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:13:05 2014 No.12605450 >>12605446 Who the one trying to defend Aftyn via projecting? Why do you think he's on the list?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:13:23 2014 No.12605451 >>12605434 Wait, who's getting fed to who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:14:19 2014 No.12605455 >>12605436 >Elves >Not the lowest of the low tier when it comes to monster girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:14:23 2014 No.12605456 >>12605450 well, he isn't the one I was referring to, but I guess he could be one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:14:43 2014 No.12605457 >>12605451 They take turns with your mouth and with you. You're their little secret that brings them together. Well that and the headpats. But no one dares talk about the headpats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:15:35 2014 No.12605460 >>12605456 Then who are you referring to? >>12605421 It's true? All /ss/ is in its base form is paedophilia/forbidden fruit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:15:35 2014 No.12605461 >>12605455 dood, you know maticore women are lower than elf women!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:15:51 2014 No.12605462 >>12605457 So...this is a threesome? So the two are finally getting along?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:16:21 2014 No.12605465

>>12605420
Wanting to have your free will stolen. Scatfags fuck off. For what purpose? Fused to the ground, twice. Enjoy being evicted or becoming a bitch boy. Fae are horrible. I like my soul. Wanting a loli terrorist out to make the world have one taste. hey drown women. My ass is exit only. Wanting to swim around in other men's cum. KILL. S girl, no thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:17:06 2014 No.12605470 >>12605461 You type like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:18:07 2014 No.12605471 >>12605460 >All /ss/ is in its base form is paedophilia/forbidden fruit And?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:18:36 2014 No.12605474

Tonight on ESPN 4 we bring you the big show down ever!

Team Kikimora vs Team Dark elf cleanling competition.

You see a squad of well dressed Kikimoras on one side, and a squad of Dark elves dressed like Mahoro on the other.

Tonight challenge ........

<She sighs and changes the channel>

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:18:48 2014 No.12605475

>>12605462

They've been getting along since they you all were kids. They just maintain a rivalry in public for appearances. And yes Anon, you somehow pulled off a dual childhood friend good end. Bonus: You're the actual king of the desert behind the scenes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:18:54 2014 No.12605476 >>12605460 /ss/ is about a boy becoming a man. That is beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:19:38 2014 No.12605479 >>12605460 This guy. >>12605470

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:19:57 2014 No.12605480 >>12605465 Please see: >>12605429 You complete faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:20:02 2014 No.12605481 >>12605437 Amazons don't beat their husbands, they give them "love taps" when they something silly, like not cleaning the house, or refusing to have sex, or refusing to receive cuddles and head pats and listen to their wife after she's had a long day.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:20:59 2014 No.12605483

>>12605429
>focusing on the girls that will not be instead of the ones that are

Stupid fucking ass. You'd be so mad that they all don't exist, you'd sit sulking in your room. You just want an excuse to be mad, tis is why you don't deserve a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:21:08 2014 No.12605485 >>12605475 Best end.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:21:20 2014 No.12605486

>>12605476

Yeah man I totally want to write/read about a Werewolf who lets her ward see peaks of her bush from her bikini and laughing softly when he's getting an erection and trying to hide it.

Followed by her fellating him at the river bank and leading to throwing him into the ground as her wet lips devour that growing, virile cock of his, breasts laid bare for him to massage and nurse on while her wolfcunt clamps on him like a sticky vise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:21:45 2014 No.12605487 File: 771 KB, 554x900, amazon-a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605481 The husband beating shit comes from threadcanon faggots anyways.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:22:57 2014 No.12605493

>>12605449
>You will never live in a warm house in a stormy winter night with you're amazoness waifu and daughteru.
>Waifu sitting her daughteru on her knee in front of the fireplace reading her stories about the heroic deeds of some legendary MGs
>You knitting them both new mittens while waiting for the cookies to bake in the oven
>Daughteru falling asleep and being carried by your waifu back to her bed
>You and waifu spending the rest of the night curled up in front of the fireplace, you on her lap, reminiscing about something funny

What does your comfy life look like, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:23:07 2014 No.12605496 >>12605481 I know a guy who got bruises from those. she would flick him on the forehead. he was always claiming it was him hitting the door while not paying attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:23:18 2014 No.12605498 >>12605486 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:23:27 2014 No.12605499 >>12605380 No fun zone

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:24:19 2014 No.12605502 >>12605480 >actually mad I wouldn't bring all monstergirl to life, regardless of the dangers they pose Get help autismo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:24:40 2014 No.12605504 >>12605496 Don't use roleplay shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:25:00 2014 No.12605506 >>12605475 Pharaoh/Apophis harem end drawfaggotry when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:25:03 2014 No.12605507 >>12605335 I'd bring out all the fluffy ones like Anubis' and Werewolves first. Then slimegirls, harpies, kikkimoras, lamias and arachne. Then the dragon-types. Then I'd ask all of you which MGs to introduce next.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:25:13 2014 No.12605508 >>12605486 >Werewolf is in heat >Puffy vulva >Traps shotas dick >Won't exit her crevice until he experiences a thirty minute long ejaculation/orgasm Welcome to adulthood, little Timmy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:25:41 2014 No.12605509 >>12605504 Have you considered trying an Enema? I hear those are really good at getting crap out of your system.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:26:38 2014 No.12605512 >>12605481 >love taps Whatever lets you sleep at night after you condemn some guy to bulldyke levels of role reversal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:26:44 2014 No.12605513 >>12605507 How can you forget the fox women?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:26:48 2014 No.12605514 >>12605380 Revised blacklist: >Matango >Dark Matter >Danuki >Vanilla and Lesser Succubus >Roper >Queen Slime >Tentacle There, now everybody's happy hopefully.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:28:24 2014 No.12605518

>>12605508

>Tricks him into taking the initiative
>Leg locks him, cuntlocks him
>Won't let him out until he pumps at least three loads into him
>Has a syringe of Manticore venom to keep going until all of her pent up sexual frustration is gone
>20 years worth

Would you still be up for it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:28:32 2014 No.12605519 >>12605486 This is gold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:28:46 2014 No.12605520 >>12605513 They were included in fluffy. I just didn't specify because Anubis' and Werewolves are my favourites. Kitsunes and foxgirls are still lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:29:06 2014 No.12605521 >>12605506 The three curled up together asleep OR The Pharaoh and the Apophis worshiping the Emperor's scepter? No I'm not drawing it, just ideas

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:29:37 2014 No.12605523 >>12605483 >>12605502 >Implying I'm mad about the Monster Girls >Not at faggots who would actually try to force their shit taste on people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:30:01 2014 No.12605525 >>12605487 Even though that's only one of two or three KC amazoness pics in existence I'm always happy to see it posted. Amazoness a love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:30:14 2014 No.12605528 >>12605521 Curled up and sleeping together with the guy looking uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:30:17 2014 No.12605529 >>12605514 I stand by my list, the autists can go fuck themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:31:09 2014 No.12605530 >>12605514 Wait what's wrong with danuki's?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:32:02 2014 No.12605532 >>12605528 Why uncomfortable? He earned that harem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:32:25 2014 No.12605534 >>12605530 Riddle me this, anon, before anyone starts telling you why: What do you like about Danuki's

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:32:33 2014 No.12605535 >>12605518 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:32:42 2014 No.12605537 >>12605514 I kind of like Succubi. I don't see them as NTRing sluts, and think that a loving, blushing succubus would be a beautiful sight to behold. But I guess your list is your choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:32:51 2014 No.12605539 Can we all agree to never have Canadian geese girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:32:58 2014 No.12605540 >>12605530 They're Jews. That need to take a crystal shower.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:33:07 2014 No.12605541 >>12605532 Because if he moves, he'll wake them up. And he's not up for a 10th round yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:33:25 2014 No.12605542 >>12605514 All parasitic monster are a shit Why no succubutts though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:33:25 2014 No.12605543 >>12605539 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:33:27 2014 No.12605544 >>12605539 Agreed without even a second thought

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:33:38 2014 No.12605548 >>12605518 >20 years worth Is she a Cake?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:33:39 2014 No.12605549 >>12605523 Isn't that what you're doing to those like me? I answered a hypothetical question and accuse me of shit taste because you didn't like my answer. You are mad and a fool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:33:49 2014 No.12605551 >>12605530 Magic Jews.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:34:13 2014 No.12605552 >>12605537 Non-soul-stealing, NTRing Succubi are indeed the shit, anon. If only they could see it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:34:41 2014 No.12605553 >>12605512 Wouldn't you flick your waifu on the forehead if she acted dense, like in those korean cartoons? Then why can't amazonesses do the same to their husbands?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:35:14 2014 No.12605556 >>12605541 Go for exhaustion then, not uncomfortable. Hell in that instance he should have a stupidly big grin just like the girls do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:35:30 2014 No.12605557 >>12605542 I only kept it there because it was on the list to begin with, and I don't think anyone said anything against it.. But Succubi do get shit on a lot for headcanon reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:36:07 2014 No.12605559 >>12605552 >wanting to fuck demons I'd pray for you but meh.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:37:00 2014 No.12605560

>>12605548

Thirty year old cake having to watch over a thirteen year old who she plays off not knowing about him masturbating to her naked form from her morning jogs in the dark woods or how he'll occasionally steal her undergarments.

Then the rape, and love. Then more rape. But mostly love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:37:21 2014 No.12605564 >>12605559 Let's be real here, all MGs are demons according to SMT standards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:39:01 2014 No.12605569 >>12605559 I want to fuck a pious and pure human Knight or Nun/Priest girl. Is that wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:39:22 2014 No.12605570 >>12605514 >Dark Matter >Danuki >Vanilla and Lesser Succubus >Queen Slime Eat shit and die, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:39:26 2014 No.12605571 >>12605560 Would she steal the boys undergarments and masturbate to his scent too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:39:48 2014 No.12605572 >>12605534 Well, I don't really have anything against them. Short furry creatures with a love of money, the jews could use a little competition.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:41:32 2014 No.12605577

>>12605553
>Wouldn't you flick your waifu on the forehead if she acted dense

No? I've had it done to me and all that does is make me want to take a swing at the person. I'd rather hold her nose gently, if I must.

>Then why can't amazonesses do the same to their husbands?

Because monsters are physically stronger than humans and she might crack his skull?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:42:33 2014 No.12605579 >>12605571 Of course. She's gotta keep her nose in tuned to his scent in case she needs to track him. Doesn't help that the smell of his pre sends her into heat often and she has to go schlick out of sight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:42:35 2014 No.12605580 >>12605572 >Danukis fighting jews and, consequently, their NWO Would they save us from the Reptillians too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:42:37 2014 No.12605581 File: 85 KB, 265x348, 1396571187997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605570 I revised the list, what more do you want from me? Dark Matter sucks though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:43:03 2014 No.12605582 >>12605564 We're not in the megatenverse. >>12605569 I see nothing wrong with that, except for the moral implications but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:43:14 2014 No.12605584 >>12605577 She'll be gentle with him, after all he's just a cute frail human boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:43:39 2014 No.12605587 >>12605581 >dark matter sucks Fight me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:43:53 2014 No.12605588 >>12605582 What moral implications? I fully intend to impregnate and marry her as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:45:03 2014 No.12605590 >>12605577 What is self-control? Next you'll be telling me that they can't give playful noogies to their human boys without grinding their skulls to dust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:45:03 2014 No.12605591 >>12605581 Learn from this, don't place any value in the words and opinions of autists. >>12605570 I made the original list. The fuck you gonna do about it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:46:32 2014 No.12605595 File: 1.95 MB, 436x365, 1405877087728.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605579 What about interferences of the "other monstergirl" kind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:46:35 2014 No.12605596 >>12605335 Lich, Skeleton, Dragon, Ghost, Kitsune, Cyclops, fluffy Spiders

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:46:36 2014 No.12605597

>>12605587
She's like a nuke that turns every piece of land within a 10+ mile radius into a demon realm were every human turns into an incubus. Most likely a Dark Matter-type incubus.

How is that not objectively bad?
The only good side is she's part loli, but even still...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:48:03 2014 No.12605601 Why not just bring every MG into the world except for those that everyone hates, like matango or beezlebub? Then we'd all be happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:48:06 2014 No.12605602 >>12605582 Okay, let's assume that despite the fact that we're making a world where fictitious monsters interact with monsters, like in the megatenverse, they're completely separate. Explain Demonic Energy then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:48:34 2014 No.12605603 >>12605597 >dat spoiler Not even true. The nerd that wrote World Guide 2 was a christmas cake Dark Matter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:49:16 2014 No.12605605 >>12605601 Matango, Beelzebub, and Devilbug. Yes, I agree. >>12605603 Oh, that's right. Still, that nuke thing, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:49:46 2014 No.12605607 >>12605595 explain.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:50:15 2014 No.12605609

>>12605584
The condescension does not make her appealing in the least.

>>12605590
Accidents happen. If it wasn't for mamono mana hardly any monstergirl could keep a husband healthy, what with all the broken bones, and gouge they'd be getting.

>trusting a monster that sees men as property not to grind your skull into dust.

I feel bad for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:50:47 2014 No.12605610 >>12605607 Pesky childhood friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:51:21 2014 No.12605612 File: 54 KB, 290x294, 1000_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605582 megaten >Talk>Invite >"Like I'd join your party anyway, fag." good going asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:51:32 2014 No.12605613 >>12605595 Husband getting stolen by another MG?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:52:01 2014 No.12605616

>>12605601
Personally, if I was making the call, I'd ditch everything I hated that I thought would make the world a worse place.

Like Lilim. I don't care if they're monogamous, nothing that stupid powerful is getting a free invite over here. Because if things go south, I'd like people to have some kind of fighting chance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:52:30 2014 No.12605617 >>12604127 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:54:18 2014 No.12605621 >>12605602 Only YWVH rebellions creations have DE, MM becomes just that for monstergirls, their own aural signature, different from that of man, yet complementing each other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:55:10 2014 No.12605622 File: 97 KB, 375x375, 1406552767601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605616 > Implying they'd come here anyways The lure of the daki fort is strong.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:56:16 2014 No.12605625

>>12605597
They stick to demon realms or appear in places which are about to become one. They don't just drop out of the blue and turn a peaceful otherwise untouched area into a demon realm instantly. They go nuclear inside demon realms though, and when they get randy with their man, every monster within a 10 mile radius want to get it on too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:57:01 2014 No.12605629 >>12605610 Eh. I'm not that good of a writer to pull that successfully.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:57:35 2014 No.12605631 >>12605588 Not all nuns and priests can marry, and those that can, as far as I know, have to do so within the church, and I think it has to be a member of the clergy. You gonna become a priest?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:57:48 2014 No.12605633

>>12605625

>They don't just drop out of the blue and turn a peaceful otherwise untouched area into a demon realm instantly

Except that's exactly why the one in World Guide 2 is a christmas cake and also the exact thing that happened to Lescatie when the gates fell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:58:40 2014 No.12605634 >>12605609 How is it condescending? There's nothing wrong with being called cute or frail (if you are actually frail, which you definitely are in comparison to her). It's just because she thinks you're moe.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 21:59:48 2014 No.12605638

>>12605625
Oh.
Okay that doesn't sound nearly as badas I thought it was.

>You will never fuck your Dark Matter waifu
>She will never chant to you as you pump your dick into her pussy
>"Grow. Expand. Explode"
>She's actually referring to her climax, not you
>"GROW! EXPAND! EXPLOOOOODE!"

>And then every monster girl in the city raped their husband that day

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:00:01 2014 No.12605640 >>12605633 That was because of a lilim and her henchmen pulled the cork out of a levee comprised of totalitarian repression, not a dark matter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:00:23 2014 No.12605641 >>12605612 Not my fault you don't have any charisma. >not smacking them down to 1 hp in one hit an having them begging to join you/spare them I kill all those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:01:10 2014 No.12605647 Is the Correctional Dating Anon still gonna take requests?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:01:32 2014 No.12605648

>>12605631

What religion we talking about? Because Catholicism is you are married to god, though corrupt groups have waffled on it in the dark ages.

All the protestant splinters who allow it have different names for the people, preacher minister pastor, etc. A priest or a nun is not allowed to marry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:01:50 2014 No.12605649 >>12605631 I'm gonna become the Pope, it'll be dope.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:02:04 2014 No.12605651 >>12605629 You can at least try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:02:08 2014 No.12605652 I like beelzebubs, what's wrong with 'em?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:02:17 2014 No.12605653 What if you had a bro friend with a Dark Matter partner. Would he warn you everytime he's about to have sex with his partner, so you can prepare yourself?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:04:15 2014 No.12605655

>>12605640
>Heroes opened the gates and fucked over everyone inside. Dark Matter and Deruella DE bombed the city once they got through the defenses.

>Bitch in Worldguide 2 literally had a Dark Matter show up and DE bomb her quiet little village. And in the ten minutes it took her to finish her notes, every man in the whole town was fucked and claimed.

Dark Matters fucking suck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:04:34 2014 No.12605657 >>12605653 He'd have to let me know 24 hours in advance. No less than that. This is so I can spend adequate time building a fort to keep the MAMONO MANA at bay, and to keep from getting raped by monsters afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:05:39 2014 No.12605658 >>12605652 We talkin' KC Beelzebub or MGQ Beelzebub? I like MGQ Beelzebub. KC version is for people who like to keep shit bland.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:05:46 2014 No.12605659 File: 1.52 MB, 1363x836, All that build up to Nyarly's second coming and we get Erebus2.0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605641 What about spamming specials?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:06:54 2014 No.12605661 >>12605658 >I liked MGQ beezelbub I'm legitimately worried about you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:07:16 2014 No.12605662 >>12605648 I was not referencing any specific religion, but yes, as you say, some protestant sects allow for marriage, but it has to be a member of the clergy, again, as far as I know.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:08:26 2014 No.12605665

>>12605653
>roomie comes over with this girl
>she's not a slime
>she's not a slug
>but everywhere she goes its just whoah shit a giant trail
>who the fuck is gonna clean this up
>they start fucking in the room next door while youre trying to do your papers theyre DUE TOMORROW, YOU FUCK
>walls look like they're melting, your eyes almost glaze over, your hand reaches into your pants
>don't even realize you're furiously jerking off until a drop of sweat leaks into your eye, causing you to look down at your shameful spectacle
>like a fucking jet spray, cum flies onto the table and onto your papers OH MOTHERFUCKER THEY WERE *DUE TOMORROW*
>after like 5 white improv paintings onto the wall, the room seems to go back to being normal, and less hot
>it's fucking 6 am
>your head is spinning
>go to the kitchen for some cold water
>jesus christ all this black sludge and cum and sweat and what the fuck it's everywhere, how did they even fuck behind the fridge
>oh neat i didn't even know we had a beelzebub

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:10:05 2014 No.12605668 >>12605659 I don't understand the question. You mean healing/attack loops? >>12605658 >dooming the world with your ass flies

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:10:56 2014 No.12605669 >>12605668 Buffs too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:11:11 2014 No.12605671 >>12605665 That's just a nark roomie, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:11:33 2014 No.12605672 >>12605665 10/10 RUN NIGGA!

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:12:01 2014 No.12605673

>>12605662
What? No. They can marry anyone. In fact it's usually frowned on for people to date within the clergy of a protestant church.

Have you never met Baptists or Methodists or Episcopalians or any of those other groups?

And again, none of the names are the same. A priest or nun carries a lot of implications about vows and duty and things. Whereas a minister is just some guy on the pulpit. He might not even have a proper degree from a seminary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:14:33 2014 No.12605677 >>12605661 Would you believe me if I said it's because I actually like how Setouchi draws tits, and so I figure with his Beelzebub it's "tits everywhere!"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:15:56 2014 No.12605679 >>12605669 What about them? Many boss fights in megaten are structured or luck based missions, loops are a logical strategy. I like MGT combat, but prefer to grind to one shot every non boss with normal attacks and watch them freak out.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:16:05 2014 No.12605680

>>12605665

>Roomie decides to keep dating the girl
>Everytime they fuck, a new monstergirl shows up in your condo
>House gets more and more crowded each time they have their fun, and becomes more and more messy as a result
>And you're just sitting there on the couch, wearing a grey sweatshirt and pants, drinking a can of beer with a dead look on your face while trying to watch the morning news, as a bunch of monstergirls occupy every last inch of the couch, some bickering among themselves, others trying to seduce you, others still sleeping like rocks
>For fuck's sake

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:16:57 2014 No.12605682 >>12605677 >Wishing Setouchian Hood Ornament Horrors on the world just for the tits. No. Take your Mandragora and cuddle it while we napalm the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:18:42 2014 No.12605686 >>12605682 >Wishing a Mandragora on me. Hey, come on now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:18:44 2014 No.12605687 >>12605680 He's starting to sound like Vengeance Dad and it gives me the chills.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:18:52 2014 No.12605688 >>12605680 If there's at least one lamia on that couch, it will all be worth it. Otherwise, fuck that guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:19:41 2014 No.12605691 >>12605673 >What? No. They can marry anyone. In fact it's usually frowned on for people to date within the clergy of a protestant church. Okay. >Have you never met Baptists or Methodists or Episcopalians or any of those other groups? No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:20:09 2014 No.12605692 >>12605686 One of the few normalish Setouchi girls in the game. Whatever, take bubble crab instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:20:40 2014 No.12605693 >>12605677 Your shit taste is inoperable. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:21:18 2014 No.12605696 >>12605680 There are still property laws yes? They can't just squat at your place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:21:33 2014 No.12605698 >>12605691 >Never met a Protestant You must live in an old part of Western Europe or somewhere in Latin America.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:22:55 2014 No.12605705 >>12605696 If he's renting then it's up to the landlord.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:22:56 2014 No.12605706 >>12605692 Could I trade that for Queen Alraune instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:24:17 2014 No.12605711 >>12605706 Yes. Now make with the cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:25:23 2014 No.12605715 >>12605711 Deal!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:25:41 2014 No.12605716 >>12605638 Asshole. Just kidding. >>12605634 >JUST a human boy >cute and frail How is that not insulting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:26:04 2014 No.12605717 >>12605706 Queen Alaraune is UN_DO though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:27:33 2014 No.12605721 >>12605717 Hush you fool. He's going to let us eliminate every Setouchian Horror there is now! And Delphinus is next.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:28:38 2014 No.12605722 >>12605717 Yeah I know, But like I said earlier, I like tits. And UN_DO does them well too. I think, at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:28:51 2014 No.12605723 >>12605651 Why try and fail when inevitably it'll just lead to the slippery slope of further alcoholism?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:28:54 2014 No.12605724 >>12605698 BINGO. >>12605705 Are they paying? Cause he's not going to let them stay for free, right? >sex, anon That's not money. Couldn't you report him to the authorities for that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:29:35 2014 No.12605725 >>12605396 >How do you lovingly enslave someone? Marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:31:05 2014 No.12605728 Monster Girl version of The Love Boat when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:31:39 2014 No.12605729 >>12605706 >hundreds of flower girls bathing you in honey >washing very part of you with the gentle touch of a mother >dozens of hands holding and caressing your body in near weightless bliss YES.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:33:05 2014 No.12605734 >>12605728 Never, I wont do that as a commercial

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:33:18 2014 No.12605735 >>12605728 Just curious, how old are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:36:37 2014 No.12605743 >>12605735 25.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:36:42 2014 No.12605744 File: 32 KB, 387x302, 1301005840681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605725 KEK.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:38:27 2014 No.12605748

>There are people in this thread who don't want to be ravaged by an ushi-oni
>Having your pelvis broken during a round of passionate sex
>Having her nurse you while you recover, she even wears the little hat
>Having her treat you like a delicate piece of fine china during and after your recovery, terrified of breaking you again
>Having her slowly regain her confidence, getting rougher and more passionate day by day
>Having her find out the doctors replaced your pelvis with a titanium one
>Having to go to the doctor with an awful pain in your genitals, only to find out it's just some minor testicular torsion
>Seeing the look on the doctor's face when you drop your pants so he can look and seeing you covered in such bad bruising, both old and new, that he has to double check to make sure you're actually alive and not a reanimated corpse that died in the most violent manner possible

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:39:04 2014 No.12605750 Never change, monster girl lovers. Never change, 4chan. Never change.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:40:32 2014 No.12605753 >>12605750 Too late. 4chan has changed. War, my friend, has changed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:40:38 2014 No.12605755 File: 630 KB, 700x912, Jinko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605725 I want a paranoid yandere, CC Jinko huntress to lock me in her mansion and make me develop Stockholm Syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:41:42 2014 No.12605759 >>12605748 Ushi-Onis are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:42:46 2014 No.12605761 Have people stopped bitching about shit they don't like yet? >Well, I wouldn't want THOSE disgusting MGs to ever exist, burn on anybody who likes 'em. It was getting really annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:44:09 2014 No.12605767 File: 1.16 MB, 858x1200, Raiden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605753 >War, my friend, has changed. At least we got buttrock cyborgs out of the deal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:44:30 2014 No.12605768 >>12605761 >Have people stopped bitching about shit they don't like yet? Do you honestly expect this to ever stop?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:45:46 2014 No.12605770 >>12605753 War has changed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:45:49 2014 No.12605771 >>12605761 >Wanting creatures that exist solely to contaminate and spread darkness over the world

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:46:13 2014 No.12605772 >>12605761 That problem isn't really specific to these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:46:45 2014 No.12605775 >>12605768 I know. It's a futile hope.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:47:02 2014 No.12605777 >>12605770 War Never Changes. Ron Perlman told me so.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:48:49 2014 No.12605780

>>12605716
Even since she was young she's been training, both for the hunt and for combat. Years of running, hunting and fighting have turned her into a powerhouse. Compared to her, you just seem sort of weak and naive. It's not just that. She's heard the way the other amazons talk about you, the looks they give you, the whispers behind your back

"Leg Spreader" "Boy Slut" "Punching Bag" "Cunt Licker" She hears the horrible and sexist things they want to do to you and it scares her. She doesn't want to see you get hurt at all. She wants to come home to your smile, to ruffle your hair, to cuddle with you after an evening of lovemaking and and hold you tight, listening to your heart going doki doki. It might seem condescending and annoying the way she treats you, but she really does love you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:49:09 2014 No.12605781 >>12605777 Ron Perlman told you that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:52:31 2014 No.12605783 >>12605761 Really. Can we getback to discussing how cute having two Pharaoh and Apophis childhood friends would be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:53:21 2014 No.12605785 >>12605780 Agreed. But they would drop the "Boy" in "Boy Slut", since they just assume it's natural for boys to want to sleep around. Glad there's someone else around here who can love an amazoness for who she is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:54:19 2014 No.12605786 >>12605748 >titanium pelvis >testicular torsion And you wonder why people want to purge them? If monstergirls ever become real Ushi onis are first on my burn to death list.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:56:14 2014 No.12605788

>>12605767
MGR is how I want the future to be.
>Nigh immortality via cyborgs, synthoids, and brain uploading.
>AI that is capable of human emotions and interactions
>All available to the public thanks to lower-cost construction and materials.

T'would be beautiful. Also, Bladewolfgirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:56:26 2014 No.12605790 >>12605755 I just want a Jinko..

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:56:50 2014 No.12605791 >>12605786 I imagine if MGC were a thing, there would be serial killers that kill off people's MG wives simply because they don't like their species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:57:18 2014 No.12605792 >>12605783 I for one, would like that.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:58:01 2014 No.12605795
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>>12605783
>First day of kindergarten
>Catch the attention of a cute Deredere Apophis from a poor family and her Rich Himedere Anubis rival.
>Spend the rest of your school days with them competing over your affections, eventually ending in them tag-teaming you in college.
>End up married to both of them and waking up every morning with the two of them both clinging to you.
>They act polite and friendly around each other during the day, but their rivalry has carried over into the bedroom.
Cute as fuck, probably worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 22:59:24 2014 No.12605796 >>12605780 >implying I would be within a 50 mile radius of a amazoness >implying I don't keep cyanide in a false tooth for the off chance I fall prey to one Amazons, not even once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:00:54 2014 No.12605801 >>12605795 Monogamy>Bigamy>>Shit>>Harem

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:02:14 2014 No.12605804 >>12605791 Monstergirl city is a hellhole, I wouldn't blame them if the MG is from there.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:02:15 2014 No.12605805

>>12605780
Is it ok to talk about amazoness daughterus now? They're the only kind of daughteru guaranteed to do you proud.

>you will never raise a strapping young lass to follow in her mother's footsteps

>>12605796
I can see you feel very strongly about this.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:03:20 2014 No.12605807

>>12605705
>>12605696
>>12605688
>>12605687
>>12605724

>Hear someone knocking at your door one day
>Check magic eye
>Jesus H. Christ doing backflips on Mars, it's the Succubus landlord
>Quickly jump into the best set of clothes you have, and prepare yourself for the worst
>Slowly open door, expecting to be kicked out the moment she saw the big mess that is your condo
>"My, Anon, so you made these girls into maids?"
>What
>Look behind you
>House is perfectly clean, monstergirls are all properly dressed, some are ironing clothes, others are in the kitchen making food, the remaining ones are standing behind you with cleaning tools in their hands and innocent smiles on their faces
>They even greet the landlord
>When
>How
>You shake your head, shifting your attention back to the Succubus
>Turns out she just came by to talk about your roomie's Dark Matter girlfriend
>She just wanted to say she's quite pleased with the Dark Matter's presence, as monstergirls and their husbands living in the other condos said to be having the sex of their lives thanks to her literally boosting the flow of demonic energy in the vicinity
>Even the landlord herself's been having eventful nights with her husband lately, telling you that it definitely brightened her mood
>She also tells you that she already knows where all the monstergirls in your condo came from, and that she doesn't mind them living with you as long as they pulled their own weigh
>Which is exactly what they're doing right now
>Landlord bids you farewell and leaves
>She didn't even say anything about the rent being due
>Monstergirls go back to their usual carefree, freeloader behavior as soon as she leaves
>Slick motherfuckers
>You just stand there at the door wondering what the shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:03:59 2014 No.12605812 >>12605801 >God tier My taste >shit tier Your taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:05:03 2014 No.12605815 File: 938 KB, 500x281, 1407250121943.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605812

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:05:12 2014 No.12605816

>>12605748
I'll get cybernetic implant for her. Remap the nerves from my genitals into a cyborg penis and balls that can still produce semen and feel like a real penis, but is infinitely more durable, and can be regulated to lower nerve input, making for longer-lasting sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:05:40 2014 No.12605817 >>12605801 >hating harems >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:06:45 2014 No.12605818 >>12605783 >Wanting a not monster girl and some giant malformed grape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:06:52 2014 No.12605819 >>12605817 Not that guy, but harems are indeed shit for losers with commitment issues.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:07:10 2014 No.12605821 >>12605815 Are you saying I'm mad? Not the case. I like your gif.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:07:47 2014 No.12605822 >>12605807 >It turns out it was just a Tanuki girl casting a glamour over the filth and debauchery covering the apartment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:08:38 2014 No.12605823 >>12605819 You are committing to multiple women, step it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:10:30 2014 No.12605828 >>12605807 >succubus landlord All is lost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:12:10 2014 No.12605830 >>12605819 What if all the girls are in agreement to share the guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:15:39 2014 No.12605834 >>12605682 What's wrong with Setouchi? Most of his monsters are hot, and the few that aren't are played for horror/intended to be joke monsters to begin with. Also, Promestein and Alice VIII were the best parts of the third game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:16:32 2014 No.12605836 >>12605823 >>12605830 >implying you can have deep, meaningful romantic relationships with multiple women at the same time Doubt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:17:44 2014 No.12605838 >>12605834 Most people complain about the same face and the other worldly horrors. Me? I have no complaints.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:19:11 2014 No.12605841 >>12605807 Dark Matter has to be the most vanilla monster of all, think about it. When she forces the lust ball into a man, there's just her, nothing eldritch about her, just a really horny woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:19:33 2014 No.12605844 >>12605836 You lack ambition and imagination. I feel sorry for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:22:43 2014 No.12605845 >>12605836 >shoving romance into everything >not staying for sexy time >not forging relationships at your own pace I'm really starting to thing romantics here just watched to much lifetime and oxygen growing up. That or turner classic movies.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:24:00 2014 No.12605847

>>12605791
>>12605804
>Implying it wouldn't be husband stealers

Ellen bleeds out on the carpet before your eyes, gurgling as the life leaks out of her slashed throat onto the soft shag of your living room, staining her blonde drills the same color as her red bow. Pointed ears twitch with shock, the color draining to dead pale with the rest of her face.

You can't even hold her to say goodbye as her murderer pins you down, bloody claws to your jugular, wings raised menacingly. Bethany, your youngest little elfling, is wailing at the top of her lungs while clutching her stuffed paladin.

The beast on top of you waves its bulbous scorpion tail and grins as she jabs the pincushion into your thigh again and again and again until the world is a hazy black tunnel, a kaleidoscope you're viewing through drunken eyes.

The maneater covers you with vicious biting kisses before she leans in toward your ear. "Now are you going to lie there and make it easy for me, or am I going to have to hurt the girl too?"

Such is life in Monstergirl City.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:26:00 2014 No.12605850 >>12605847 This makes me sad and upset, but I would like to see more of it. As long as you keep it spoilered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:26:00 2014 No.12605851 >>12605847 Wow. More examples please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:27:04 2014 No.12605852 >>12605847 More.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:28:07 2014 No.12605853 >>12605850 Fuck that. Makes it a pain to cap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:30:03 2014 No.12605858 >>12605834 >game is full of horrors >it's just a joke No, fuck you.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:30:34 2014 No.12605859 >>12605847 This is fascinating in a morbid sort of way. Continue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:31:59 2014 No.12605860 >>12605853 You don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, do you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:33:13 2014 No.12605864 File: 130 KB, 708x392, saywhatbitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605847 >edgemaster 6000

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:33:54 2014 No.12605865
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Huh. Has .less posted this one here before?
Tried uploading higher res, but my connection is shit and 4chan wasn't having it. http://p01ntless.deviantart.com/art/Comi-10-HORSE-PUSSY-488502990

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:34:14 2014 No.12605866 >>12605860 What are you, an SJW?

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:34:43 2014 No.12605868

>>12605823
I don't think I'll ever feel comfortable about the thought of having my own haram.

On the one hand, there's so many great monstergirls to love, and we could all be a big, happy, dysfunctional ragtag family.
The lithe, athletic and tomboyish werewolf. The cheerful and hotheaded red slimegirl. The nerdy, easygoing anubis who I swear is just slightly chubbier than she was last month. The bookworm lamia who's always recommending sci-fi novels to the anubis. The foulmouthed, potentially psychpathic but cheerful fairy, barely eleven inches tall with her long curly hair. The stoic robot girl who does her best to provide calm and reasonable advice to the group, always erring on the safe side of things. The hyperactive dragonfly girl who's hardly ever around, always spending fairweather days flying around outside, and trying to keep herself occupied with the other girls the rest of the time. The Succubus who's always bragging about her sexual conquests with me, but always lets me make the first move in the bedroom. The motherly wurm who exhausts herself trying to keep the whole family fed and happy, hardly ever seen without a bedraggled look about her, but an endless source of optimism anyway.

I want to love them all and fall asleep in big cuddle piles with them. But it makes me feel unfaithful in general, and I worry that in that scenario, there wouldn't be enough time and love to spread evenly around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:35:10 2014 No.12605869 >>12605866 No, I just don't want a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:35:19 2014 No.12605871 >>12605864 >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:35:35 2014 No.12605872 >>12605866 Shhh. Don't summon them here. This is a happy place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:37:07 2014 No.12605875 >>12605869 >>12605869 You know how you deal with shitstorms? You stay out of them. Seriously, fuck all the thin skins that browse these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:37:13 2014 No.12605876 >>12605865 >Nightmare and Lich Oh no, my heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:37:14 2014 No.12605877 >>12605869 What are you arguing with him anyway for? I wrote it and he's not me. Honestly I was just giving an example of the lowest of the low kind of monstergirl but I can continue no problem, spoilered for obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:37:47 2014 No.12605879 File: 366 KB, 750x1500, Ice Wielding Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605847 The perfect girl for your story shenanigans anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:38:10 2014 No.12605881 >>12605801 At least bigamy is still better than shit. Pharaoh/Apophis pair is cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:38:46 2014 No.12605883 >>12605868 >9 Damn anon, I meant like 4 or five.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:39:36 2014 No.12605885

So I got three ideas for short little stories at the end of last thread. Wrote out the first one and I'm working on the other two, might have one or both of them out tonight, or neither, we'll see. Anyway here's my paste, I appreciate feedback though keep in mind this is my first story.
http://pastebin.com/u/Praise_Hathor

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:39:59 2014 No.12605887 >>12605865 Is that a subtle amount of confidence I see on that Nightmare, or am I just tired?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:40:20 2014 No.12605888 >>12605877 I'm not arguing with him in the expectation that he can do anything. I just think in general it's not a good idea to stick your nose in something that can blow up a thread, unless you're discrete about it. We remember bitchboy, yes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:40:31 2014 No.12605889 Theres no drawfags around probably, but I can really, really use a holst in a nun outfit, hands clasped together smiling very brightly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:40:44 2014 No.12605890 >>12605883 I know, it's too much, isn't it? Do I just find a way to clone myself eight times so they can all be happy with their own partners?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:43:42 2014 No.12605892 File: 56 KB, 531x471, Just HARAM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605868 >haram

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:44:50 2014 No.12605893 >>12605892 >implying a harem is considered haram over there

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:44:57 2014 No.12605894 >>12605892 I just want them all to be loved.

Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:45:09 2014 No.12605895

>>12605875
But there comes a point when all discussion about the thing is drowned out by crybabying. Then it's not even an issue of getting offended or having thin skin but of dragging everyone else down with you and ruining the quality of the thread. There's no point in going there and most shitstorms reach that point eventually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:46:51 2014 No.12605899 >>12605868 Assuming you have the ability to satisfy every women there is no reason not to have a harem excluding pointless jealousy, but if all their needs are met why worry?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:48:32 2014 No.12605901 >>12605887 Nah, I kinda see it too. Especially on higher resolutions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:51:43 2014 No.12605904 >>12605890 Either you become incubus and can handle them al, or use doppelganger potions. Being splitting many 'yous' however, it's unlikely your consciousness could hold out. You're gonna carry that weight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:52:31 2014 No.12605905 >>12605106 I laughed at this way more than I should have. I wonder how many MGs have rape vans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:53:48 2014 No.12605907 >>12605905 all the ones that can drive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:56:07 2014 No.12605908 >>12605905 Do they make specialized spider-pedal vans for Ushi-Onis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:56:09 2014 No.12605909 >>12605895 You can't negotiate with terrorists anon. Just once I'd like to see anon not biting the goddamn bait and going about their business. Enough meta, more husband stealing through murder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:56:36 2014 No.12605911 >>12605894 >Trying to imply harems are okay. You're one of those sneaky Chinamen I've been hearing about, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 18 23:59:21 2014 No.12605913 >>12605908 They make vans for disabled people that can't use their legs. They could probably make one for the races that have multiple legs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:00:26 2014 No.12605915 >>12605911 I can't hear you over my 15 kikimoras!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:01:08 2014 No.12605917 >>12605915 >CHEEP CHEEP MOTHERFUCKER!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:02:36 2014 No.12605919 >>12605889 This? http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2135477

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:03:18 2014 No.12605920 >>12605915 How did you lose the Wurm?? OMG you forgot to put a GPS on her didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:04:37 2014 No.12605921 Remember to sheer your Lamb Daughteru regularly so she doesn't get knots in her wool And to hug her every time she baas

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:06:07 2014 No.12605923

>>12605904
>Harem Anon who drinks the potions to split himself up so that he can utterly devote himself to every one of his waifus
>Mind begins to fracture from the stress of multiple consciousnesses and simultaneous memories merging and splitting repeatedly
>He seeks out more lonely monstergirls in need of love, and accepts them into his family. They are welcomed by the original harem monstergirls, and Anon breaks off a new clone of himself to make her life the best its ever been
>This continues, his mind breaking down further by the day, with new monstergirls in need being rescued by him and his expanding harem
>Instinct drives him more than sanity, the only thought and goal in his head being to love his harem truly and always, and spread that love to any monstergirl who needs it
>Each clone of him becomes an Incubus independent of each other as they spend so long outside of the original Anon
>When they all recompile, the demonic energy of many stacks in the single body to create an Incubus stronger than the world has ever seen, possessing every Incubus ability such as strength and elemental resistance gained from partnership with specific monstergirls through his harem
>His only thought is to spread his love across the world, and fill the lives of his harem with pleasure unending
>And thus, a Demon King was born.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:06:33 2014 No.12605924 >>12605921 That's pretty cute. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:07:08 2014 No.12605926 >>12605920 >?? >OMG

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:07:19 2014 No.12605927 >>12605923 tell the demon king to make it so mgs can give birth to human sons, so we can all ditch shitty human girls for good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:08:06 2014 No.12605928 >>12605921 You're gonna get carpal hugging syndrome. You forgot to include not to dick her, have you learned?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:09:47 2014 No.12605930 >>12605928 >Carpel hugging syndrome Fuck, I read that as carpet hugging syndrome

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:10:21 2014 No.12605931 >>12605923 I was hoping that this would end with him NTRing himself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:10:40 2014 No.12605932 >>12605927 He's gonna steal your waifu you idiot. HIDE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:10:50 2014 No.12605933 >>12605926 OMG = Oh My God, you should lurk more

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:11:03 2014 No.12605934

>>12605847

You're so drugged up you couldn't answer even if you wanted to, only the primal parental instinct willing your daughter to run, get away, anywhere but here.

You're barely even conscious of the rapist tearing off your shorts with kicking swipes of her hind legs like a lion gutting a gazelle while she holds you down, scratching up your already pockmarked thighs. Her tail teases your throbbing cock free of your underwear as she stands up, leaning on you with all her weight to keep you down, back paw jammed into your chest, crushing the breath out of you.

Your wife shudders one last time before laying still. It's like you're watching from a great distance, a half-rotted old film playing in front of you. It's not real. It can't be. It just can't be.

The killer takes your balls into the mouth of her tail pussy, sucking and rolling them hard and painfully while she eyes your venom-swollen dick. "I knew it. Something this fine is wasted on a elf. I bet she even laid there for you to make the first move." She spits. "Makes me fucking sick."

The testicular torture lets up as she frees you and hovers her orifice, terminating of links of thick shining chitin, over your shaft. "Now a real woman's gonna show you how it's done."

Your daughter's cries fade into the background thud of blood pumping in your ears as the manticore's tail swallows you to the hilt in one go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:12:13 2014 No.12605936 >>12605930 You won't hug your waifu's carpet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:12:34 2014 No.12605938 File: 247 KB, 400x651, Are you kidding me schweinhund.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605933 You cannot be this stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:12:54 2014 No.12605939 >>12605933 I don't think his lack of internet lingo was the problem near as much as the use of retarded internet lingo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:12:58 2014 No.12605940 >>12605936 Yeah carpet cleaning is an essential part of proper wife care!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:12:58 2014 No.12605941 >>12605933 >>>/s4s/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:13:23 2014 No.12605942 >>12605934 You're an asshole for making me be aroused by this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:14:27 2014 No.12605946 >>12605936 Wouldn't the proper term be "nuzzling"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:14:34 2014 No.12605947 >>12605938 Weak bait. jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:15:34 2014 No.12605950 >>12605934 >Manticore Fucking figures. I though it was a girtalilu, what with all the pricking. Fuck, may a well finish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:16:37 2014 No.12605952 >>12605947 Go back to one of your foreign maymay sites and never return.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:16:52 2014 No.12605954 [SPOILER]

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>>12605932
Nah, I don't think this Demon King Anon would do that. He wants to rescue monstergirls in need of love, not take away monstergirls who are already receiving love. I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt here.

I mean, what could go wrong, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:16:58 2014 No.12605955 >>12605913 Fucking capitalism. Now in addition to Ushi-Oni stampedes I have to worry about them driving up to my house and kidnapping me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:17:04 2014 No.12605956 >>12605919 That's probably the closest we'll get.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:17:22 2014 No.12605957 >>12605950 >Girts. >Wings or claws or more than one stinger Man eater was in the first post too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:17:57 2014 No.12605959 >>12605928 I don't care if I get CHS I want to hug my daughterus and never let go. I want them to know I love them

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:18:13 2014 No.12605962 >>12605934 Spectacular.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:18:49 2014 No.12605964 >>12605955 It's social Darwinism, friend. Might makes right and Ushi-Oni in vans have the might. You just need a bigger shotgun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:19:15 2014 No.12605965 >>12605954 You get bonked in the head and go to sleep for 15 years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:22:13 2014 No.12605970 >>12605942 Don't blame others for your sadism. >>12605946 >he doesn't know how to hug carpet

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:22:41 2014 No.12605973

>>12605959
You seem like a cool dude, man.
Hug that daughteru and never let go. And kiss her forehead, maybe. But wrap her up in a blanket so she's all snug and warm for sure. Get those covers around her until she's a daughteru dumpling. And read her a story, too. Still hugging her, though, so you'll need to read over her shoulder while she sits in your lap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:23:46 2014 No.12605974 >>12605954 >anons in charge of not screwing each other over >continued laughter.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:24:12 2014 No.12605976 >>12605970 Please educate us on carpet hugging techniques.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:26:20 2014 No.12605980 >>12605957 Yeah I noticed on my second glace over it. I thought he was using the figurative meaning for maneater and didn't catch on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:27:26 2014 No.12605982 >>12605974 Well, wouldn't screw you over, just so long as you don't have shit taste. What's your taste like? Is it good? Shit? Or the taste of a liar?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:28:46 2014 No.12605985 >>12605976 Do you have a slime or other malleable waifu? Cause you need some serious willpower to hug carpet if she's solid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:29:12 2014 No.12605987 >>12605982 *I wouldn't screw you over

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:32:39 2014 No.12605990 >>12605973 You forgot that I get her a warm drink if she's cold or a cold drink if she's hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:33:49 2014 No.12605993 >>12605985 If you had a slime waifu why would you even want to hug carpet?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:34:57 2014 No.12605995

>>12605982
>taste is entirely subjective
>no right answer

Yep, we gonna get NTR'd. Time to die. May your next life be a happy one. But it won't, because anon's incubus power will brook no hole to be untouched by his dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrpoK7Askck

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:36:00 2014 No.12605996 File: 93 KB, 700x520, 1409083450144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605964 you just have to figure out their patterns, create warning systems, and live in places of minimum risk. Unless you WANT to get tossed in a van.

Peterdnzl Sun Oct 19 00:37:28 2014 No.12605998
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I'll have my Spider and Fly update done tomorrow, but for now I need sleep. For now, have a preview of Sniper cyclops team.

Patrin and Warforge had been laying in the same spot for a few days now, and were more than a little anxious about their first op. They were about 700 meters from the door, watching over the guard changes. With the call that the convoy was approaching, they shifted almost imperceptibly. Patrin stared through her spotting scope and Warforge looked through the scope of her customized Barrett .50 Anti Materiel rifle. The suppressor wouldn't make the rifle completely silent, but at 700 meters, it wouldn't make much difference. Patrin and Warforge heard Anders come over the comms.

"Leela, Grape-Ape, you have eyes on the convoy?"

Patrin rolled her eye. She didn't much care for the nickname after seeing Futurama for the first time. "I see it."

The convoy was snaking it's way up the switchbacks.

"Be ready to pop those two guards."

"Roger. Scrambled eggs comin' up." Patrin continued to look into the spotting scope. "Wind at 7 knots, North-Northeast."

Warforge adjusted the windage on her scope.

"You have authorization to take them down. Give 'em their free haircuts."

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:38:04 2014 No.12606000 >>12605993 >he doesn't want to smoosh himself into his waifu You are getting plebier by the second.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:39:10 2014 No.12606002 >>12605996 If it comes to it, I always have my cyanide on hand.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:39:50 2014 No.12606004

>>12605990
Hey man, that's a given. I assume that she gets to use the silly-straw to drink from it, as well?

And when you notice her starting to nod off in your arms, you gotta tuck her in nice and tight, making sure she has her favourite plush toy to cuddle with and protect her. What plush toys would a young monstergirl have, anyway?
Of course, you can't leave her partially awake like that. So either you and your waifu have to sing her to sleep, or you give her a backrub and/headrub until she dozes off with a contented smile on her face.

And this happens every night until she eventually grows up and leaves the house. It'll always be too soon. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:39:52 2014 No.12606005 >>12605996 Who would want to be kidnapped and forced against their will to be brutally and pleasurably raped by a giant Ushi-Oni? Her hot, wet hole being plunged by your member for hours on end. I mean who would want that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:41:34 2014 No.12606009 >>12606000 You can smoosh yourself more completely into a slime girl. They can smoosh back. I don't see what is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:41:58 2014 No.12606010 Hey guys! So, It's Ushi-oni night?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:47:27 2014 No.12606022

>>12605995
>Demon Lord anon will brook no hole to be untouched by his dick
>In any hole an anon has stuck his dick in, so must he
>He realizes he wishes to become a hole brothers with every anon ever
>He thinks of all the places anons dicks have been
>He sure is thinking about dick a lot lately
>And V is getting kinda boring
>OH SHIT
>He realizes it's not anons former holes he wanted, but their dicks
>In a flash, all his spirit energy becomes demonic energy and he changes into an alp the likes of which the world has never seen
>And thus Alpollo was born

Is it still ntr if the dude that dicked your waifu becomes a woman?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:49:09 2014 No.12606025 >>12606010 Well, I did just refuel my flamethrower. Sure, bring her over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:49:55 2014 No.12606028 >>12606010 If Ushi-Oni had a say in it, it'd be Ushi-Oni night, every night, whether her husband wants it or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:50:32 2014 No.12606030 >>12605998 Looking forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:52:26 2014 No.12606031 >>12606009 Well you're the one that implied you can't hug slime carpet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:53:59 2014 No.12606034 >>12606022 What happens to his harem?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:55:18 2014 No.12606037 >>12606031 I apologize. I didn't differentiate between the slime and the wool carpet. Of course you can hug a slime carpet. That would be the carpet I would love to hug most.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:56:06 2014 No.12606039 >>12606022 It's not NTR if you dick the dude who dicked your woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:56:11 2014 No.12606040 >>12606037 What about a slimegirl waterbed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:56:16 2014 No.12606041 >>12606028 Well if their husbands acquire their traits, then they probably want it too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:58:23 2014 No.12606047 >>12606040 A slime girl waterbed would trap the slime inside. I would rather have a slime girl bath.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 00:58:51 2014 No.12606050 >>12606039 And thus Alpollo was gangbanged and drowned in cascades of white, to her delight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:00:17 2014 No.12606052 >>12606050 Don't bully the alps. They can't help that they want dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:00:49 2014 No.12606056 >>12606047 But you leave the inlet open so she can seep out at will, too.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:03:01 2014 No.12606061
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>>12605923
That sounds legit in a insane cosmic sort of way.

>One of his waifus knocks on his door
>Honey I brought you your potions to split
>Honey? A-Are you okay?
>Baby you're scaring me, I'm coming in
>She walks into the room to find Harem Anon, back to the door, staring at his hand while opening it and closing it like Shinji
>Oh anon don't scare me like that I thought you were hurt or worse!
I have no need for potions anymore dear
>What do you mean ba-
Harem Anon waves his hand and a clone appears from thin air
>T-That's, how, but this shouldn't
>Clone Anon stifles her protest with a kiss
I'm going out to collect lumber, you don't have to worry about me or ever being alone again
>I don't understand how this has happened but all right darling
>Why are you going to get lumber though?
We're going to need a much larger and nicer home for everyone to live in...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:03:07 2014 No.12606062 >>12606056 That could work. It would be a fun form of dominance if that's what she's into. I still would prefer a nice slime bath in which to sink myself and play with her.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:04:02 2014 No.12606063

>>12606034
Well, with his spirit energy gone, I figure they're in for a couple rough weeks. His conquests would likely go back to their husbands, and having dicked Alpollo, all would be forgiven, probably. If not there are people out there who like used gods

HIs original harem would have it the hardest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:04:35 2014 No.12606068 File: 927 KB, 1119x1600, TRUTH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606039 This is the way of things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:05:51 2014 No.12606069 >>12606061 That guy looks like he has facial paralysis.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:07:36 2014 No.12606073

>>12606005
That sounds horrible. I hate pleasure and brutal sex. Just awful. In fact, it sounds so bad I think I need to find one of these ushi-oni vans and file a complaint about their actions. Do you know where I could find one?

>>12606010
All night. Every night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:07:45 2014 No.12606074 >>12606052 >gangbanging an alp is bullying Hey,buddy, you just blow in from Stupidtown?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:08:50 2014 No.12606076 >>12605985 I have a Holstaurus waifu. What can you tell me about that?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:10:11 2014 No.12606079

>>12606069
I don't really have many good images in the monsterboy folder.

You know what, I just don't have many images in that folder at all, especially shit that might be relevant.

In fact I'm pretty sure that image was just accidentally saved then accidentally placed into that folder.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:10:33 2014 No.12606081
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>The Pharaoh sits at a table with her friends as they go around the table, discussing their favorite type of guy
>She finally gets asked who she likes
>At a loss for words, she looks down at her mug and says
>"I like a guy the way I like my coffee."
>"...With lots of cream."
>She then takes a sip of her coffee
>Swallowing it with a grimace on her face before looking into her mug again
>"Good lord, this needs some sugar."

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:10:36 2014 No.12606082 >>12606073 They are surely prowling the streets and avenues where even you might live. In fact writing "easy bait" on your chest and wandering the streets of your local neighborhood might yield results.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:12:09 2014 No.12606086 >>12606076 Well, I hope you have big mouth. No anon, not saying you should be a blabbermouth. I mean, BIG MOUTH.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:13:21 2014 No.12606089

>>12605934

The thick muscled warmth surrounds you, sucking hard and uncompromisingly, none of the gentle loving you treasured with your loving elven bride. The chimeric lion tries to pull and wring the semen out of you like water from a sponge. It's almost clinical, a game to see how fast she can make you cum. Each pump is harder than the last. She leans on her furry knee for extra leverage and wraps her wicked paws around the bulb of her tail to crush it around you even tighter.

It's too much. Your addled mind shuts down and flashes white as your hips spasm against the floor and ejaculate into her tail.

The sick sociopath's own face flushes with the experience as you finish spurting deep inside.

"That's a lot, good quality too." She says, impressed. Her ears lay back like a cat ready to pounce. "Here, see for yourself."

Her armored tail swings up and she mashes the thick dripping sex organ smack dab in the middle of your face. You can't see. You can't breathe as slippery white cum mixed with thick sour tail cum oozes over your face, sealing everything air tight. It runs into your eyes and up your nose, soaking into your hair. The tunnel of you vision narrows and the blackness comes to overtake you.

Your torturer will have none of it, and jams her tail down harder into your face, pricking you with a ring of spines. Then as soon as it started, she pulls her tail away and thick round ass settles onto your waist.

You lay there like a dead fish while she grinds back and forth, breasts swinging in front of your face. You have neither the strength or the will left to fight. Your molester tries to bring your palms to her tits, but she can't make you massage them them. She just forces your limp fingers into the creamy hot satiny flesh and roars load enough to shake the dishes on the shelf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:13:49 2014 No.12606091 >>12606079 >posting monsterboys ever Scratch that, it FullRetardBurg.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:16:16 2014 No.12606097 >>12606089 What the fuck is it with manticores and snowballing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:16:25 2014 No.12606098 >>12606082 Well, I'm going to go out and do that right now. They need to know someone objects to their debauchery. wish me luck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:18:05 2014 No.12606100 >>12606097 I don't know, but it's still mildlybetter than having an Akaname lick your asshole before kissing you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:18:20 2014 No.12606101 >>12606097 Just an average total bitch thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:18:41 2014 No.12606102 >>12606081 So...Pharaoh likes sweet guys? That's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:18:56 2014 No.12606103 >>12606098 Good luck to you, sir. You're a braver man with a stronger conviction than I. Here's to hoping you get your point across.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:19:19 2014 No.12606106 File: 71 KB, 179x144, 1395473634530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606102 Well, you know. yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:19:47 2014 No.12606107 >>12606097 Are all Manticores like the one in 'bitchboi' story, and the one above? Or is this just some stereotyping?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:20:06 2014 No.12606108 >>12606091 I didn't post one though, it was just some human with a sword. That folder is for research anyway it doesn't get posted in here or that dead thread on /vg/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:21:59 2014 No.12606110 >>12606082 >>12606098 >Anon writes "Easy Bait" in big bold letters on his clothing >The Ushi-Oni in the van are completely confused >Is it a trap? Is it just some idiot who wants raped? OH GOD WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:22:52 2014 No.12606111 >>12606107 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:22:54 2014 No.12606112 >>12606110 "I am sure its a cop, does he look like a cop to you?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:23:57 2014 No.12606114 >>12606100 Neither is good. I see you alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:28:18 2014 No.12606127 >>12606114 I never said any of them were good, only that one is slightly better than the other. But you are right, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:28:49 2014 No.12606129 >>12606010 I'll write you all more Fia tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:30:43 2014 No.12606137 >>12606089 Why do Manticores ruin everything?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:31:04 2014 No.12606140

Kikimora maid slowly carefully cleaning a room, reaching all those hard to get to places.

You swear that her skirt used to be longer, but you look again, and notice it is above her knees now.

Her tail seems, somehow, fluffier.

She seems to know you are looking at you, and turns towards you and smiles.

Does this appeal to you, or scare you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:31:08 2014 No.12606141 >>12606137 Because we make them ruin everything.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:31:11 2014 No.12606143
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>>12606112
>Lead Ushi starts pulling up toward him
>All the Ushi in the back are acting hysterical telling her to stop
>Yo, little boy, you some kind'a cop or something?
>No b--
>The van door rips open and three oni just pull him right off his feet
>Immediately tied up with spider silk and mouth duct taped
>He's raped harder and longer than anyone else due to the stress he caused
New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There's nothin' you can't do
Now you're in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
The lights will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York,
New York

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:32:14 2014 No.12606144 >>12606140 Looking towards her

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:32:19 2014 No.12606145 >>12606140 Who are you and why are you in my house? A-Are you one of those rape monsters I've heard about!? Please don't hurt my body!

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:34:36 2014 No.12606151

>>12606107
Oh of course not.

It's just that those are the only kind people seem to write about. I think that Bob wrote a story with a more temperate Manticore, but, well, people hate his guts.

But yeah, it's just stereotyping. Want a nicer Manticore tale? Go write one yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:34:47 2014 No.12606152 >>12606140 RIGHT. IN. THE. PUSSY!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:35:03 2014 No.12606154 >>12606143 >That pic Would you let your Ushi-Oni girlfriend protect you from a wild Manticore over on the bad side of town?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:35:49 2014 No.12606155 >>12606140 I find it erotic. Kikimora's are great

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:36:22 2014 No.12606156 I wonder if I should start a second story about MGC police. Would you guys be interested in that? Maybe something a little cliched like a human and a MG paired up. No I wouldn't stop my current one

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:37:53 2014 No.12606157 >>12606156 New stories are always welcome, mate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:38:17 2014 No.12606158 >>12606156 >and a MG paired up I say Pharaoh should be his partner. There's something great about a humbled rich girl. Also the snake makes a good stealth investigation tool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:38:19 2014 No.12606159 >>12606154 If anyone's going to do it it's an Ushi-Oni. You think some fluffy kitsune is going to do it. I think not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:38:36 2014 No.12606160 >>12606156 Which writefag are you? Sure, try to do a Hot Fuzz-eque story, if you can.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:39:32 2014 No.12606163 >>12606140 How would a kikimora react to you taking her cleaning utensils away, pushing her against the wall and hugging her, without saying a word. You just hold her there, maybe playing a bit with her tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:40:44 2014 No.12606165 >>12606158 Rich girl who prefers doing something with her life, putting herself in a position of public service, rather than just sitting around in a mansion all day?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:41:16 2014 No.12606167 >>12606165 YES. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:41:20 2014 No.12606168 >>12606163 The MGE wiki describes them as willing bang-maids. So, positively, I'm assuming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:41:26 2014 No.12606169 >>12606140 Yeah, I'mma tappin' it...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:42:13 2014 No.12606172 >>12606160 For the greater good.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:42:29 2014 No.12606173
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>>12606154
Absolutely.

I mean Manticore's sound fucking insane from all the rumors and I'm at least acclimated to my current standard of crazy Ushi-Oni shenanigans.

Besides I'm sure she'd show her the proper pecking order. It's not like Ushi are known for walking away from a fight wearing any kind of injuries, and god help whomever was fighting with one.

One hand in the air for the big city
Street lights, big dreams, all lookin' pretty
No place in the world that could compare
Put your lighters in the air
Everybody say "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" (c'mon, c'mon)
I'm from...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:42:36 2014 No.12606174 >>12606165 Although maybe she'd be a greenhorn at it because she's never been out on the town without a servant following her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:43:40 2014 No.12606176 >>12605889 http://imgur.com/wgN6nIj,KgYQrkH,YxPJfrp#0 I couldn't decide how smiling very brightly would look like, might as well give you all three

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:44:59 2014 No.12606177 >>12606176 Nice, good work mate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:46:36 2014 No.12606182 >>12606168 >bang maids Hi Frank.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:47:06 2014 No.12606183 >>12606176 MGs as Nuns are the best. Especially the Lamia from MGQ, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:47:32 2014 No.12606184 >>12605587 Dark Matter makes for some pretty lame sex She just shoves her energy ball inside you, you get horny, you push her down and rape her It plays out like this every single time, with absolutely no variety

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:47:55 2014 No.12606186 >>12606182 He had the right idea, a live-in bang maid is all you need in life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:48:07 2014 No.12606187 >>12606176 PRAISE HATHOR.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:50:32 2014 No.12606189 >>12606176 Second has the kindest smile. Third, how a proper nun should look. Don't care for the first. Nice job.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:51:39 2014 No.12606191

>>12606174
So would that be
A) Inexperienced and occasionally fumbling with things she's used to having her servants do for her.
or
B) Still has one Kikimora Maid inexplicably following her everywhere, who is ultra-competent at all the policework the Pharaoh wants to get good at herself.

Both seem like good options.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:52:22 2014 No.12606193 >>12606186 What about vydia, movies, internet and chocolate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:53:37 2014 No.12606195 >>12606193 You have a willing woman, who will cook and clean and pamper you. Why would you need anything else?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:56:49 2014 No.12606200 >>12606195 Because you need outside stimulus besides being pampered. She can't entertain you completely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:57:16 2014 No.12606202 >>12606160 I am Commercial-kun, I also do the slice of life story that is up to chapter 7

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:57:20 2014 No.12606203 >>12606191 Flip a coin and go with one, because like you said, they're both good and I can't even decide.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 01:58:56 2014 No.12606205 >>12606191 How about Detective Inspector Kikimora Janna

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:00:04 2014 No.12606208 >>12606200 Well I wouldn't say that. I sure you could think if ways for her to amuse you, besides the obvious. >>12606195 Yandere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:00:23 2014 No.12606209 >>12606203 >>12606205 Somebody definitely should do this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:01:22 2014 No.12606210 >>12606191 I say B if you're going for full humor, A if you're going for mild humor with realism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:02:51 2014 No.12606214 >>12606208 Sex gets boring after the tenth time that day. You'll want some video games, movies, or television programs to clear your mind before you get back to your "pampering".

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:03:55 2014 No.12606215 >>12606191 It sounds like you have some good ideas for this, would you like to write one as well?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:04:54 2014 No.12606218 >>12606176 You glorious man, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:05:50 2014 No.12606219 I wonder if my version should be a blade runner type near future, or maybe a current world environment.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:08:01 2014 No.12606221

"Anya does not like this man, he steals from local business!"

"Now now, we just need to arrest him, and take him to the station."

"Anya say he resisted arrest some"...then then turns on the cute eyes routine, tracing a claw down his chest "Please?"

<she changes the channel>

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:08:21 2014 No.12606222 >>12606219 How about one with nano-augmentations?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:10:58 2014 No.12606228 Atolla Jellyfishgirl, Skeleton Shrimpgirl and Black Dragonfishgirl when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:11:23 2014 No.12606229 The more I think about it, the more I want to see a Kikimora in a police woman's uniform. Tight shirt, dress, stockings, belt holster , kind of like YUA . Does anyone else share my interest in this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:13:19 2014 No.12606231 >>12606229 How far up her legs do the scales go anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:14:22 2014 No.12606233 >>12606228 Bikini atolla jellyfishgirl? Radioactive Monstergirl from the pacific! Sounds like a movie !

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:15:53 2014 No.12606235 >>12606173 Anyone knowlingly going after a ushi-oni's mate has to be crazy. The only mg I really see standing a chance is a dragon or sandworm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:17:20 2014 No.12606236 >>12606222 This better not be a joke.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:18:23 2014 No.12606238

>>12606089

Dissatisfied with your lack of enthusiasm, she bites your arm hard enough to draw blood, grunts and lays her whole body against you to force you flat into the slide position.

The abomination doesn't hesitate as she rubs the black fur of her back paws against your legs then slips you inside. Evil slit eyes wince at the initial resistance but she powers through it, gliding back and forth on top of you, crushing her healthy mounds into you, making contact with every inch of skin she can. Her breathing comes labored as the sweat and cum lubricate your bodies while her pussy wraps around you like a fitted glove.

She sneers condescendingly at you once she gets the rhythm down. "You look like you're enjoying it." She laughs and kisses you, biting down on your lower lip as she starts to chuff and slips her tailpussy over your hand for extra pleasure. "It's alright. Fucking your wife is supposed to feel good."

The humiliation and torture continues in slippery squelching silence as she gets lost in coupling. You might as well be a dildo for all you move but she pricks and bites and cuts you to remind you're alive in a living hell. The pace picks up to a furious frenzy of chuffing and growls and bloody claws drawing new blood from your body as she writhes and twists on top of you. Her nasty cunt grabs you even tighter. "Come on, cum inside. Make me a little girl to replace that pathetic little knife ea..."

There's a small flash of blue light and she coughs a spray of thick dark blood all over your chest. The evil and fury disappear, everything replaced by a look of surprise. She reaches her tail halfway to her back before she crumples into a heap of tangled wings and paws.

An old man shuffles into your blurry sight, leaning on a cane. No, a sword. Your next door neighbor collapses exhausted on the floor.

"Pierce the heart." He gasps like a fish as your daughter runs to your side. "A Yaleton never forgets how to smite what needs smiting."

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:18:51 2014 No.12606239 [DELETED]

>Hegelian dialectics surrounding who has the right to choose the future of humanity: Democracy, totalitarianism, technocracy or anarchy
vs.
>melodramatic fight between hamfisted good versus evil

Fallout 3 is shit. New Vegas at least tried to make an interesting game which was thought out far better. They are otherwise the same gameplay wise. NV still has an edge with variety.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:21:51 2014 No.12606243 >>12606239 The environments in Fallout 3 were baller. DC was great for urban sprawl. But Vegas was more of a real Fallout game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:23:53 2014 No.12606246 File: 70 KB, 400x400, 1379389098597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606243 I'm ashamed to say I got my tabs mixed up and I should go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:25:20 2014 No.12606249 >>12606236 A JOKE?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:26:16 2014 No.12606250 >>12599725 >>12606089 >>12605847 This is bad, and I feel bad for getting turned on from it.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:27:16 2014 No.12606252

Once a maid for a well respected gentleman in the city, she was proud to br the best maid she could be for him, fulfilling his every desire,watching him becomes a great leader amongst the others in the city.
He was always so kind and gentle with her, pampering her, doing many little things to make her day.

However that awful day when he was brutally murdered , she suffered the tragic sudden loss of her Master, she thus turned to becoming a police woman.

Because of her amazing skills at cleaning, and observation she would becomes one of the best detectives the city had ever seen.

Kikimora Detective Inspector Alicia

How is this for an initial first character concept draft?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:29:16 2014 No.12606256 >>12606252 Sounds like Batman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:29:16 2014 No.12606257 >>12606252 >Alicia >I can brick to this.jpg Captcha: Reaches cumslaw The fuck is cumslaw? Some kind of erotic cabbage dish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:30:18 2014 No.12606259 >>12606252 What sort of story are you aiming for? Is this going to be a brooding, world-weary veteran detective in a noir story, or something lighter like with plenty of slice-of-life or light romance mixed in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:30:20 2014 No.12606260 >>12606249 I don't want any trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:30:23 2014 No.12606261 >>12606238 Based. Bitch got what she deserved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:31:27 2014 No.12606264 >>12606215 Ah, no no. I was just throwing out ideas for other anons, that's about all I've got. I can't think of any actual cop-y things for them to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:32:08 2014 No.12606267 >>12606260 You've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:32:38 2014 No.12606269

>>12606235
Ignis sears her eyes shut. Gnome drops her 500 feet below the ground. sylph suck the air right out of her lungs. Minotaurus hacks her head off. Golem quakes her shit. Kunoichi has a million ways to deal with her. Kraken squishes her shit. Lich just fucking insta kills her. Need I go on?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:33:00 2014 No.12606270

>>12606256
Crap, yeah, she sounds like Batman's father butler.

I will redo this I think.

I felt her losing her master would be a great way to explain her joining the police force

>>12606259
I was thinking dark humor for this. My current one is a Slice of life /romance/humor.

I am open to suggestions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:34:03 2014 No.12606272 >>12606257 That is what they sell at KFC to MGs , some guy in the back faps into ... Never mind, best if you don't know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:34:34 2014 No.12606274 >>12606231 We really don't know. They're one of the few races that wear more than a breast and crotch piece in their encyclopedia picture so we don't know what they're legs look like, I mean shit they could be anything under that uniform.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:34:41 2014 No.12606275 >>12606269 >Ushi-Oni vs. Minotaur Oh fuck yes. I'd rather in a Submission Wrestling kinda way, than a Bloodsport To-The-Death kinda way though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:35:58 2014 No.12606278 File: 741 KB, 900x1300, 46506837_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:36:15 2014 No.12606279 >>12606238 I love it. I am hoping to see some bad ends in the future, from you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:36:58 2014 No.12606280 >>12606270 Currently I am also trying to avoid references to Hyper Police (fox cop, cat girl cop) , GXP (rich girl turns harem slut) , and of course Batman now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:36:58 2014 No.12606281 File: 258 KB, 493x324, disappointed-cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ143475.html "Ffffffffffff." >Tfw someone takes a monstergirl type you like and inserts a dumbass feitsh like vore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:38:57 2014 No.12606287 >>12606281 If you can't jack off to any "fetish" that contains your MG waifu then your love isn't pure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:39:59 2014 No.12606289 >>12606287 What about NTR? Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:40:42 2014 No.12606293 >>12606275 a 10 meter by 10 meter pit half meter deep with MUD! them in bikinis! Only on Pay Per View!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:41:00 2014 No.12606294 How long would it take Saitama to defeat every Demon Lord, self proclaimed or other wise and turn even the most edge filled monster girl setting into a hugbox?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:41:03 2014 No.12606295 >>12606289 As long as she is happy, that should be enough for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:41:12 2014 No.12606296 >>12606293 >mud ewww

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:41:38 2014 No.12606297 >>12606280 >Not having healthy Minotaur Detective Bullock. Some references are worth making.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:42:29 2014 No.12606299 >>12606296 What would you have? Whipped cream?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:42:49 2014 No.12606300 >>12606289 This person is correct.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:43:01 2014 No.12606301 >>12606296 It's good for the skin, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:43:21 2014 No.12606302 File: 469 KB, 725x522, Nobody fucks with Saitama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606294 Ten Seconds. Two for the Chief Goddess Two for the Demon Lord Two for the Fallen Godess and four to complain about how easy beating them was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:43:22 2014 No.12606303 >>12606299 Not him but jello is the superior sexy wrestling pit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:44:45 2014 No.12606308 >>12606303 So slime pits are your choice answer for wrestling pits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:45:09 2014 No.12606309 >>12606303 That is a great idea, we might even be able to get them to sponsor the event too, can't you see the ad now. "Everything is better with Jello"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:45:10 2014 No.12606310 >>12606279 >>12606261 Glad it was worthwhile for a few folks. I usually take a long time to write so this was pretty compact and rushed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:46:16 2014 No.12606313 >>12606309 Zip bop doopidee doo anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:48:06 2014 No.12606315 File: 2.83 MB, 1378x2039, 44812264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:49:52 2014 No.12606318 >>12606315 Holy mother of Monster Girls, what is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:50:08 2014 No.12606320 >>12606267 I actually want a Deus Ex related MG story now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:50:48 2014 No.12606321 >>12606315 I don't even understand what's going on here. Is she being attacked by sentient armor? Some type of bug mg?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:51:51 2014 No.12606324 >>12606321 Surprise BUG sech?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:52:00 2014 No.12606326 >>12606281 Alright how the fuck do I use this website. I don't speak rune.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:52:17 2014 No.12606327 >>12606315 Nyx? Nyx Nyx Nyx

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:52:26 2014 No.12606329 >>12606326 Like Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:53:03 2014 No.12606332 >>12606324 Ah, and elf being caught having fun with the bugs in her garden?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:53:09 2014 No.12606333 >>12606326 If you don't speak rune then why would you have a need to browse the site?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:53:20 2014 No.12606335 >>12606315 What in the fuck is going on in that picture? I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck it, or not let it fuck me. I just want to understand what the hell it is!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:53:32 2014 No.12606337 File: 3.15 MB, 1365x2100, 46338464_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606318 I don't speak moon, check pixiv for the background. something something spider armor chimera something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:54:06 2014 No.12606338 >>12606333 I've seen links to it popping up everywhere and I want to know what people are linking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:54:07 2014 No.12606339 >>12606332 She is holding his head under her skirt

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:54:51 2014 No.12606341 >>12606320 You came all the way to Paris to tell me that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:55:16 2014 No.12606342 >>12606337 Hey, I have some of that artists work too , does great stuff now and then

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:58:43 2014 No.12606348 >>12606321 >>12606335 Cute elf girl with heterochromia, but instead of legs, has giant armored carapace spider body/legs. In addition to other murder appendages which appear to come out of her upper back or course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 02:59:07 2014 No.12606350 >>12606326 You may have wanted to Google "DLsite buying" This might help you. http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php/94431-Buying-from-DLsite

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:05:40 2014 No.12606359 >>12604801 I guess I'm in the minority when it comes to this picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:07:46 2014 No.12606360 Imagine your sheep girl daughteru bouncing like a real sheep.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:09:15 2014 No.12606362

The scene is the inside of a fancy sport car, its night time and there is a Human male and an attractive Cat girl.

"You want me to take you to get some alcohol?" He asks

She nods enthusiastically and grins "You know the place, right?"

"I do, I just don't get why you keep getting me to take you there"

"Just say the place name" she says.

"Dicks Liquors" he says

she giggles some more

<she changes the channel>

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:09:16 2014 No.12606363 >>12606360 Bouncing on my dick?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:09:58 2014 No.12606364 >>12600282 Which artist nearly died?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:10:54 2014 No.12606366

>>12606228
>Atolla girl
This could be nice, since Atolla differs from other jellyfish in having a single, hypertrophied tentacle - its function is largely unknown, but since it's armed strongly with nematocysts, it's probably used to capture food. So not only would you have the jellyfish girl straddling you, her hypertrophied tentacle would also coil around you like a lamia's tail while she has her way with you. Like many other deep sea animals, Atolla is also luminescent, and is especially interesting in that it produces an "alarm signal" when disturbed - an Atolla girl would probably do this when she's embarrassed, so you could have a tsundere jellyfish girl who outwardly rebuffs you when you tell her that you love her, but still can't prevent her bell from blushing bright blue in response.

I suppose I'd prefer Deepstaria, though - Tentacleless and sheetlike, this deep sea jellyfish swims in wait for a hapless fish or crustacean to wander into its umbrella-like body, whereupon it snaps itself shut and traps its prey within - so being raped by a Deepstaria girl would be like being enveloped by a warm, slimy blanket that also continuously discharges aphrodisiac venom.

Similar, but much more aggressive is the comb jellyfish Dryodora, a predator of larvacean tunicates - larvaceans are normally well-protected within the mucous "houses" they secrete, but Dryodora coaxes its prey by holding the entire structure within a specialized vestibule and biding its time until the tunicate notices that something is wrong, leaves its house and falls straight into the ctenophore's waiting maw. So if a Dryodora girl sets her sights on you, you could one day leave your home to find yourself in the deep ocean, your entire house enveloped within the transparent body of a giant ctenophore - and the petite monster girl waiting at your door would happily tell you that she was stalking you for a while, that she ended up falling in love with you, and that you will now be with her forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:11:02 2014 No.12606367 >>12606363 No! Like she's playing tag with her sheep dog girl bff. You sick bastard

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:12:48 2014 No.12606369 >>12600282 >that VN I cringed so hard when she stuck her tail down the guy's peehole while she was giving him a tailjob

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:15:03 2014 No.12606372 >>12606362 I actually went to a Busch Liquors in Colorado once. Nice place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:15:17 2014 No.12606373 >>12606369 Why are all monster girl VNs shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:17:58 2014 No.12606377 Everyone is afraid to break the mold, there is a standard for VNs, and it hasn't changed in years

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:18:24 2014 No.12606379 >>12606367 >wouldn't dick the daugtheru You're the sick one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:18:48 2014 No.12606380 >>12606373 Because they try to force too much weird shit in the sex scenes when it should just be 100% vanilla sex with a girl who has exotic features.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:22:07 2014 No.12606384 >>12606373 I like the Vanadis Series.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:22:39 2014 No.12606387 File: 31 KB, 414x479, 414px-1385095964809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone say sheep mg?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:26:15 2014 No.12606391 >>12606387 >You'll never have a weresheep waifu who has slow, loving cuddlesex with you to help you with your insomnia. Fuck my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:28:35 2014 No.12606393 >>12606387 How does her wool even work It looks like it grows on top of her clothes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:29:17 2014 No.12606394 >>12606393 Erotic magic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:29:28 2014 No.12606395 >>12606393 It just does, Anon It just does

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:31:29 2014 No.12606396 >>12606393 Shh, you shouldn't ask questions. Just enjoy never having to go without sex again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:32:28 2014 No.12606398 >>12606394 >>12606395 Then wouldn't she have to remove most of the wool before you have sex? Would kind of defeat the point of the sleepy magic in the wool then

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:32:48 2014 No.12606400 >>12606393 And that's why it's cosplay-tier shit

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:35:14 2014 No.12606401 [DELETED]

>>12606398
Removing the wool before sex
Not just sexing her gith then and there
Come on, Anon. That's like telling a lamia to take off her tail before you have sex, or a Wurm to take off her hard scales, or an Arachne to take off her whole spiderbit
or a Dragon to turn into a human. Or a Selkie to keep the costume on. Or an Anubis to remove her BIG MEATY PAWS

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:36:27 2014 No.12606403

>>12606398
>Removing the wool before sex
>Not just sexing her right then and there
Come on, Anon. That's like telling a lamia to take off her tail before you have sex, or a Wurm to take off her hard scales, or an Arachne to take off her whole spiderbit
or a Dragon to turn into a human. Or a Selkie to keep the costume on. Or an Anubis to remove her BIG MEATY PAWS

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:38:47 2014 No.12606407 >>12606403 How are you going to fuck her through those wool-covered shorts she's wearing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:39:41 2014 No.12606409 >>12606395 They don't think it bleet, but it do

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:39:44 2014 No.12606410 >>12606407 You just do, boyo. And they're spats, not shorts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:40:08 2014 No.12606411 >>12606407 Dicking, uh uh, finds a way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:41:47 2014 No.12606413 File: 2.30 MB, 4000x2500, Cyclops TF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the flying fuck even is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:43:01 2014 No.12606414 >>12606413 A mix-match of fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:43:49 2014 No.12606415 >>12606403 What would rubbing your dick on her wool feel like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:43:49 2014 No.12606416 >>12606403 >or a Dragon to turn into a human Uhh, their MGE picture is their human form. Unless you're suggesting you'd rather give the D to the 100% dragon form...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:45:10 2014 No.12606417 >>12606415 Like wool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:45:34 2014 No.12606418 >>12603494 justasplanned.img My captcha was Health ellertG. I think it may be a sign.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:45:54 2014 No.12606420 >>12606416 Since monster girls' demonic energy makes you become more attracted to their monster parts and makes you want to fuck them... does that also include dragon girls' dragon forms?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:46:04 2014 No.12606421 >>12606415 Lots and lots of static electricity

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:46:15 2014 No.12606422 >>12606407 Exactly as you said anon. >Through Spat-sex a best. captcha:also mgBride IT'S A SIGN

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:46:31 2014 No.12606423 >>12606413 TF = transformation You should be glad it's not furry transformation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:47:23 2014 No.12606424 >>12606420 I'd fuck her in Dragon form or MG either way. But that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:47:25 2014 No.12606425 >tfw you'll never rub your dick against an oni's abs while using the post-workout sweat glistening off them as lube

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:47:30 2014 No.12606426 >>12606413 A metaphor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:47:32 2014 No.12606427 >>12606413 She made a doll of herself to give to a guy so he could hug her while he was at work That is a perfect example of a loving MG wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:47:34 2014 No.12606428 >>12606422 So, just ripping a hole in them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:48:35 2014 No.12606431 >>12606424 But that's furry territory, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:48:38 2014 No.12606432 >>12606428 >Ripping a hole through them Anon, I am disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:49:17 2014 No.12606433 >>12606432 I don't see how else you could fuck her through them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:50:07 2014 No.12606434 >>12606433 They'd stretch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:50:23 2014 No.12606435 >>12606424 But... why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:51:15 2014 No.12606436 >>12606431 My extreme and overriding fetish for dragons doesn't care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:52:21 2014 No.12606440 >>12606435 Because fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:53:18 2014 No.12606441 >>12606431 Not that guy but I stopped caring about what I got off to years ago. Though there's still limits. Either way, it's liberating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:54:14 2014 No.12606444 >>12606434 Spats don't work that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:56:40 2014 No.12606445 >>12606366 Would Box jelyfish girls be lolis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:58:07 2014 No.12606446 >>12606436 >>12606440 Fetish for dragons, or dragon girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 03:58:48 2014 No.12606448 >>12606444 Suspension of disbelief? What sort of thread do you think this is?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:00:08 2014 No.12606449 >>12606446 Dragon Girls categorically fall under "Dragons".

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:01:02 2014 No.12606452 >>12606449 There's a difference between "girl with dragon features" and "full fucking dragon"

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:03:14 2014 No.12606454

>>12606452
Maybe. But in the MGE's case, they're all "Full Fucking Dragons" who turned into "Girls with Dragon Features", and retain the ability to go back and forth. So, since the option's there...

If the question, however, were to become, "Which would you rather, a dragon or a dragon girl?", if the two were separate entities, then my answer would be Dragon Girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:05:13 2014 No.12606458 >>12606454 >So, since the option's there... But it says in the profile they never use that form for sex because it's too inconvenient

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:06:19 2014 No.12606460 >>12606458 which is why you ask nicely

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:08:05 2014 No.12606462 >>12606458 What >>12606460 said.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:09:12 2014 No.12606464 >>12606460 >Wanting to have sex with a literal Dragon >Literally

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:11:41 2014 No.12606467
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>>12606464

My dick stopped caring about what it liked a while ago, anon. Don't worry, I'm not gonna post anything to make people angry because there's no point in that.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:19:47 2014 No.12606479

>>12604159
>Yep, but the idiot still insisted that all that meant was tits, ass, pussy, and mouth.
It says it right fucking here

"The monsters use more than just their mouth and vagina during sex with men. The monsters know all of a man's weak points. Their palms gently envelop the penis, and each finger tip deliberately attacks the man's weak points. The alluring monsters' hands give the penis pleasure by fondling, stroking, and enveloping it, guiding a man to climax.

Monsters with full breasts can insert the penis between them, and then while using their hands to freely change the shape of their soft breasts, they give the man a sweet, melty pleasure. In addition, the feet, tail, etc. will be used to give pleasure to a man, and monsters who have vines and tentacles as part of their body will also use those. There are some that even use their hair to pleasure men. In this way, as far as monsters are concerned, their entire body exists for having sex with men and milking semen. It's extremely pleasant when men feel pleasure from their body and release mana into their body. "

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:19:54 2014 No.12606480 >>12604509 I REALLY liked this one. Thanks caption-anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:20:50 2014 No.12606482 >>12606479 Well, rather, it says that they DON'T just use those during sex Sorry if that could be misunderstood

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:23:45 2014 No.12606487 >>12606479 Why are you even bringing up the ultimate unimaginative idiot again? Can't we just let dead retards lie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 04:38:17 2014 No.12606504 >>12604663 That's too bad. But, I would avoid announcing stuff like that. >>12604832 Ignore this guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:05:03 2014 No.12606529 >>12605305 This. I don't know why they didn't have only LDR as the OP. I have literally never seen a complaint about LDR while Grandad is a troll. Who either doesn't post on, or doesn't even look at, the thread, for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:09:00 2014 No.12606541 File: 2.38 MB, 1280x1811, 1397020701651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606464 Some settings require that to make half-dragons, especially when dragons can't shapeshift.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:13:43 2014 No.12606545 Okay, so, since the thread is pretty dead, here's a question. Would you do an Angry Dragon, with a Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:15:09 2014 No.12606549 >>12606545 >Angry Dragon No it's disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:19:26 2014 No.12606550 >>12606445 Haughty drill-hair ojou-sama with super-venomous drills. One touch and you'll be ejaculating for a week. I suppose she'd also wear glasses because box jellyfish are four-eyed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:20:12 2014 No.12606552 >>12606545 >had to look up the term Only an asshole would do that. Only a stupid asshole would do that to a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:23:57 2014 No.12606558 >>12606550 >One touch and you'll be ejaculating for a week. Why do we need to go full hugbox? Make the victim convulse in excruciating pain while forcing them to get an erection and get raped, but unable to even feel it through the hellish agony.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:25:11 2014 No.12606562 >Baphomet >Centaur Goat-type >Massive Udders >"Milk me!" The fuck am I reading?! http://exhentai.org/g/749804/0c6aa0bd45/

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:25:59 2014 No.12606565

>>12606366
>so being raped by a Deepstaria girl would be like being enveloped by a warm, slimy blanket that also continuously discharges aphrodisiac venom
That doesn't really sound hot at all. I want to have sex with the girl part, not be trapped in some weird jellyfish umbrella.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:26:28 2014 No.12606567 >>12606558 No poison-induced erection needed either. Just poison to hunt down victims. Once they're incapacitated rape can be performed through conventional means.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:27:05 2014 No.12606569 >>12606562 >Centaur Goat-type Stopped reading there. Fucking disgusting. I don't understand how people can enjoy shit like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:28:10 2014 No.12606570 >>12606567 To be fair if you're in that much pain a little "help" is probably needed to achieve an erection at all.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:29:01 2014 No.12606572

>>12606558
>>12606567
She pulls unsuspecting victims in with her poisonous drills, and fucks the daylights out of them while they're hopelessly squirming in pain.

At what point would the victim pass out, though? I mean, human pain tolerance can't be that high, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:29:32 2014 No.12606575 >>12606562 >Centaur >Goat horns and legs >Massive Udders >Wears a goat-skull mask >Pretty obviously some kinda Baphomet >Calls herself a Bicorn This is ridiculous. I prefer my Loli Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:30:01 2014 No.12606577 >>12605521 worshiping the sceptre

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:31:38 2014 No.12606581 >>12606572 Make the venom force the victim to stay totally conscious. They'll eventually lose their sanity from the pain, but they won't be granted the relief of unconsciousness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:33:12 2014 No.12606586 File: 38 KB, 185x246, 1331849517445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606558 >>12606567 >>12606581 Oh, just stop it already.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:33:19 2014 No.12606587
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>>12606558
Because indescribable agony does not go well with drilljobs and footjobs. I'd rather have Heriyama's Luna as a jellyfish than yet another sadistic monstrosity.

Actually, I'd have Heriyama's Luna even without the jellyfish part. The man has some fine taste in drills and legwear.

>>12606565
I was thinking that the girl part would be inside the umbrella, upside-down, about where the gonads are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:34:46 2014 No.12606590 File: 518 KB, 1126x1000, 199d07b6059d870e642d4704b56783a4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606562 >Sabbath >not loli orgy Heresy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:35:25 2014 No.12606591 >>12606570 Well, you can always constrict bloodflow to help it

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:37:01 2014 No.12606594

>>12606586
There's the "monster" part in monster girl. Some of us really don't like the whole demonic energy turns everything into sex-related things magic.

Honestly I prefer it how it's handled in EMG. They all have non-human abilities but don't go around raping stuff on a daily basis either. It's much more interesting that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:37:01 2014 No.12606595 >>12606587 Mah nigga. Heriyama's great. I don't even LIKE Luna normally, but by god, his doujins with her are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:37:55 2014 No.12606597 >>12606569 I know, it's like people have different tastes from you or something. Wild.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:39:24 2014 No.12606598 >>12606594 Sure, but does anyone actually find the idea of being raped while suffering through pain bad enough to cause people to enter cardiac arrest arousing?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:40:30 2014 No.12606600

>>12606581
There's a point where monstergirls are dangerous, and one where they're edgy.
This is leaning on the latter.

Don't get me wrong, I like having consequences for violating sacred rules, but not when it involves being surrounded by dead ends.

For instance, jellyfish poison could severely damage internal organs, and cause future health complications, rather than torturing someone to insanity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:40:45 2014 No.12606601 >>12606587 What if it were half pleasurable half painful?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:42:04 2014 No.12606603 >>12606310 based end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:42:21 2014 No.12606604 File: 1.71 MB, 1040x806, 1413711741231.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606598 There's a target audience for anything, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:42:56 2014 No.12606605 >>12606598 I'm sure some do. Personally i think it makes it just more dangerous. It makes them something to be actually feared instead of "oh boy, i wonder who will want to steal my semen today" wish-fulfillment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:46:50 2014 No.12606608 >>12606598 Even Rusalkas have their fans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:47:10 2014 No.12606609 File: 334 KB, 700x994, Hatter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you have an extreme teaparty with her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:49:24 2014 No.12606611 >>12606604 I did not finding that arousing. However, what I did find arousing, was the spider-chick in VH1 slicing your unseen body up while giving you the titfuck of a lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:50:24 2014 No.12606613 >>12606611 That scene was the breast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:50:50 2014 No.12606614 >>12606611 I wouldn't have minded her just scratching you with her claws. But straight up gouging you open, ripping apart muscles and tendons until you bleed to death? Holy shit, how do you even stay erect through that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:51:17 2014 No.12606616 >>12606609 If it helps me meet my spirit animal, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:53:05 2014 No.12606619 >>12606614 The wounds can't really have been that deep, with the blood just kind of "oozing" out of them instead of just huge quantities of blood spilling out. I also don't remember any mention of bleeding to death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:54:13 2014 No.12606620 >>12606616 >Spirit animal You're the lazy Sloth. Now go fuck your monster waifu while shouting >"WOO LOO LOO!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:56:37 2014 No.12606624 >>12606619 I wonder if VH would still be fappable if they hired a VA for the protagonist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:57:24 2014 No.12606625 >>12606620 >fucking red oni waifu >shout WOLOLO >she turns blue

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 05:59:55 2014 No.12606627

>>12606619
This, I rewatched her scene again just to make sure, and her talons don't dig that deep. She does end up raping the MC to death though.
You have to remember that all in all VH1 was actually fairly vanilla, minus some of the girls killing you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:03:18 2014 No.12606630 >>12606613 Charon... >Insert finger-waggling here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:08:18 2014 No.12606637 >>12606504 He may have been a faggot towards commercial-kun, but he was also right. 3 day bans happen on these threads. You just have to understand that you made a mistake and move on instead of complaining about it and possibly getting another one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:08:26 2014 No.12606638 >>12606630 Where exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:09:22 2014 No.12606639 >>12606529 Why is Grandad the OP anyway? He's a fucking awful choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:09:55 2014 No.12606640 >>12606638 In her butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:10:15 2014 No.12606641 >>12606639 I have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:11:25 2014 No.12606645 >>12606639 Because he had tenure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:11:55 2014 No.12606646 >>12606587 >Drilljobs Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:14:12 2014 No.12606649 >>12606646 Hairjob + Oujo-sama drills = Drilljob

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:14:20 2014 No.12606650 File: 235 KB, 923x1280, You'll need me in your party, unless you WANT to constantly buy thousands of potions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605071 Sounds like a suck-fest. I'm glad I didn't bother going there in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:15:35 2014 No.12606652 >>12604182 why can't this be real life....

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:17:11 2014 No.12606656 >>12606649 Hairjob? That sounds kind of awful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:18:53 2014 No.12606659 >>12606656 Well, say what you will, but there's quite obviously a market for it. As the earlier poster, and an entire MGE entry, can attest to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:20:49 2014 No.12606662 >>12604627 >>12604627 >using sex for A's >slut/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 06:25:06 2014 No.12606674 >>12604853 where is that from?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:06:16 2014 No.12606740

>>12606601
This would be good for a sadistic monster, but it is odd for some deep sea ojou. I'd be okay with, say, a paralytic venom that ensures that you won't be able to stand, so that you can only grovel at her feet while she has her way with you, but physical pain just doesn't sound right.

>>12606611
VH2 had a far superior arachnid girl, though. The body of Insector (what the hell is Insecta, of course the huge bug monster is going to be called Insector) looks like a cross between a whip spider, a pseudoscorpion and a harvestman, and all three are sorely underappreciated arachnids. The world really could stand to have more arachnid monster girls than just spiders and scorpions.

Solifugids and whip spiders would be particularly nice for that, since the long, sticky pad-tipped pedipalps of solifugids and the thin, whiplike sensory legs of amblypygids would certainly be erogenous zones for monster girls based on them. There's also a whip scorpion that "fishes" for prawns by dangling its front legs into the water and lunging at the crustaceans that happen to touch it, so you could brush against some thin, tentacle-like appendage one moment and find yourself in the lair of a very aroused whip spider girl the next.

Or perhaps you would pull at the sensory legs of a shy, quiet amblypigid girl classmate to draw her attention, only for her to let out an erotic moan and blush a bright red for the rest of the class - and of course, after you tell the teacher that she's sick and escort her to the infirmary, she'd immediately push you down with her massive, clawed pedipalps, stifle your complaints by locking you into a clumsy kiss, tear a hole into your pants with her rending chelicerae and proceed to take your virginity while giving hers to you, only breaking your kiss to whisper to your ear that what you did was equivalent to a marriage proposal and that she expects you to follow up on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:19:10 2014 No.12606756 I'm a little late to the party, but a Chimera has been done by KC? It's pretty neat that one of the "OH FUCK" RPG monsters of my childhood has been done, even if she looks a little weird with the goat and dragon heads on her shoulders and upper arms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:29:44 2014 No.12606764 >>12606756 Yes. A Chimera has been done by KC. With heterochromatic eyes, which are objectively the best eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:34:49 2014 No.12606773 >>12606756 >"OH FUCK" RPG monsters What does this mean? Is there some RPG where Chimeras were a big deal, like Deathclaws in Fallout?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:37:35 2014 No.12606780 >>12606773 >Deathclaws in Fallout Pfft >You shoot the Deathclaw in the eye critically severing it's optical nerve and dealing 242 damage That only cost me 2 actionpoints to do that.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:38:48 2014 No.12606781

>>12606764
I'm not too fond of heterochromatic eyes, but if they work for you then whatever.
Do we have any idea of her personality or strengths? Because in RPGs they tend to be the fairly powerful.

>>12606773
In some games that have them, an encounter with a unprepared party can spell doom and wrecked controllers. First time I went up against them was in FF2. I encountered four of them and they wiped my party out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:39:09 2014 No.12606782 >>12606780 Oh wow, you've got a huge dick. Way to go Anon-kun!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:40:45 2014 No.12606785 >>12606781 I remember encountering them in 7. >driving around the goldsaucer >in literal circles >random battle >Chimera >"Oh, this is interest-" >kills my entire party in 1 aqualung

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:40:50 2014 No.12606786 >>12606781 >Do we have any idea of her personality or strengths? Because in RPGs they tend to be the fairly powerful. She has 4 different personalities each with different abilities, one for each species composing her (Lion, Dragon, Snake, Goat)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:40:51 2014 No.12606787 >>12606782 Actually that playthrough ended by me getting glitched stuck in a forcefield and never finishing it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:41:58 2014 No.12606788 >>12606786 So she works like the Chimera from FF8, but without the hawk traits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:44:05 2014 No.12606793 >>12606786 She sounds like a real beast. Does she demand four times the sex as well?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:45:47 2014 No.12606796

>>12606786
>4 different personalities

>Dragon = Total aggressive S girl
>Goat = Totally timid M girl
>Snake = Lewd as all hell, Ara Ara girl
>Lion = Stoic, won't fuck you unless you earn her respect first

Lion, being the main personality, is obviously the hardest to get sex with.
But definitely the most rewarding.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:47:05 2014 No.12606800

>>12606793
>Does she demand four times the sex as well?
Yes
Her pussy also changes depending on the dominant personality
Whether she uses other parts of her body more depending on her current personality I can't tell you, but with those delicious boobs and a shapeshifting pussy, do you even need anything else?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:48:10 2014 No.12606801 >>12606800 I've been waiting for Chimera a long time. She's better than I imagined.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:49:38 2014 No.12606803 >>12606800 She'd also probably a beast in battle with those personalities and traits she has.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:49:40 2014 No.12606804 >>12606800 >not wanting the different personalities to compete using their respective unique trait (lion arm, dragon arm, legs, tail) to see who can get you off the hardest

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:53:04 2014 No.12606814

>>12606796
>Goat = Totally timid M girl
That goat head looks like it will fucking end you if you make a wrong move around it. Like, it won't even pretend it was an accident.

Fucker's straight out of the era of the previous DL. Not a monster girl, just straight up monster. The girl is just decoration.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:53:57 2014 No.12606816

>>12604162
I wish the contradictions weren't always so damn blatant though
First he mentions how monster girls have an innate aversion to seriously harming humans, then he mentions how many monster girls still retain a love for fighting from their pre-monstergirl selves and many of them enjoy beating down a man until he can no longer resist and then claiming him for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:54:29 2014 No.12606817 >>12606814 Goats look scary, but they're meek and mild. Take it from Chupa-chan!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:54:41 2014 No.12606818 >>12606814 They are very powerful and usually end-game monsters. They would also be extremely smart and cunning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:55:55 2014 No.12606823 Would you read a story about a Chimera named Nina?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:56:51 2014 No.12606826 >>12606823 Only if her dad was in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:58:38 2014 No.12606829 >>12606796 In the name of gender equality, Chimera should have a harem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:58:53 2014 No.12606830 >>12606826 He would be in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:59:48 2014 No.12606833 File: 10 KB, 429x410, 1271426821340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606816 Because you obviously can't have a fight without at least one person needing intensive medical care at the end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:59:58 2014 No.12606834 >>12606829 >gender equality Get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 07:59:59 2014 No.12606835 >>12606817 This. Goat are about as docile as sheep. If you caught a chimera on her goat personality, you could easily do her in that state and she wouldn't even fight back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:00:13 2014 No.12606837 >>12606830 Then yes. Will it be called "Nina's First Words"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:01:25 2014 No.12606840 >>12606835 Actually with a Chimera the Goat personality is usually the one blasting you with strong magic. I'd say she's the sadistic one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:02:14 2014 No.12606845 >>12606840 Then who's gonna be the M, then? The dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:02:29 2014 No.12606846 >>12606837 No, it will be called "Tucker Core".

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:03:00 2014 No.12606848 >>12606829 How many men would she be able to please at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:03:07 2014 No.12606849 File: 169 KB, 600x800, 1401652494761.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606834 >Get the fuck out Oh? So human boys can keep harems but monster girl can't? That's just plain wrong!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:03:48 2014 No.12606850 >>12606846 >Nina Tucker I finally see what you did there. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:04:52 2014 No.12606852 >>12606848 With or without magic? >>12606850 >finally It's too late to get mad now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:05:14 2014 No.12606854 >>12606845 The Dragon is possessive and the Snake is probably the shy type. Lion could be anything though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:05:54 2014 No.12606856 >>12606852 Depends, what would said magic change?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:07:09 2014 No.12606858 >>12606856 Sex magic changes everything. Didn't you read Bible Black?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:07:45 2014 No.12606860 >>12606858 No I didn't. Why not just answer both? How many without, and how many with?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:08:29 2014 No.12606861

>>12606854
Anon. Please refer to >>12606796.
Snake has to be Ara Ara. That's their thing.
And Lions are always kingly-looking fuckers, she'd be too proud of herself to have sex with some commoner.

Why not have the Dragon be both possessive AND sadistic at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:10:27 2014 No.12606863 >>12606860 Okay, without magic it would be one for every beast, plus one for the tittyfuck. So five. With magic it would be as many as she could be bothered with, so... go read the VN.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:11:10 2014 No.12606864 >>12606861 >can't have her use the same personalities as other Chimera >She has to be S/M/ARAARA/PRIDFUR

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:11:20 2014 No.12606865 File: 25 KB, 499x468, 1379382001646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606829

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:11:53 2014 No.12606866 >>12606863 Fuck, I completely ignored her V, make that six without magic. And seven if that snake doesn't cover up her ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:12:23 2014 No.12606867 >>12606864 I am being rather stubborn on this, aren't I? It just makes sense to me, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:12:23 2014 No.12606868 >>12606863 >it would be one for every beast, plus one for the tittyfuck. So five. How would that work? Between her mouth, tits, pussy and ass that's only four.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:13:37 2014 No.12606870 >>12606866 You also ignored her feet, footjobs add two more. So eight or nine without magic. >>12606868 The snake itself has a mouth, and two of the beasts cover her hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:14:07 2014 No.12606872 >>12606870 >footjobs But she has hooves

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:15:04 2014 No.12606874 >>12606867 You are being stubborn, but so am I. Might as well wait for the official translation, then disregard it with our head cannons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:15:17 2014 No.12606875 >>12606870 Wouldn't the arms and tail just be used for holding and restraining?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:15:18 2014 No.12606876 >>12606872 So? Sei Monmusu Gakuen had a Centaur give a hoofjob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:16:27 2014 No.12606878 >>12606875 So you're saying they CAN'T be used for pleasuring men, no matter what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:16:30 2014 No.12606879 >>12606874 >agree to disagree Yes, I can agree to that, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:16:43 2014 No.12606880 >>12606876 Doesn't make it any less ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:17:21 2014 No.12606881 >>12606870 >snake That's used to spew extremely dangerous poison clouds and deal fatal bites to various things. >>12606879 Good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:17:33 2014 No.12606882 >>12606880 But now it has a precedent. It can be done. Don't make God kill another Cat Girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:17:46 2014 No.12606883 >>12606878 It'd be kind of difficult at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:18:39 2014 No.12606884 >>12606881 >KC >extremely dangerous >fatal bites Seriously, that's just stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:19:18 2014 No.12606885 >>12606878 Not saying that, only that they'd be used in conjunction with other things, by themselves they wouldn't be able to do much

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:19:45 2014 No.12606887 >>12606883 Not in MGE it wouldn't. In MGE, every guy gets off as easy as Luka, who ejaculates four times from a gentle breeze.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:19:58 2014 No.12606888 >>12606884 Say what you want, but it's still got large fangs. Are you going to let that ANYWHERE near your dick? Or are you a fan of a certain wasp story?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:21:16 2014 No.12606890 A wild-life documentary about a guy observing a peaceful community of Ushi-Oni, called Dances With the Ushi-Oni. Y/N

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:21:30 2014 No.12606891 >>12606885 Like, using the paw to hold you down during sex, slowly and gently tracing her dragon claw tips along your skin, administering aphrodisiac venom with the snake tail's fangs, that kind of stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:22:41 2014 No.12606892 >>12606890 >Ushi Oni >Community

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:23:29 2014 No.12606893 >>12606888 What part of MAMONO MANA don't you understand? It's literally impossible for any harm to come to my dick from anything that's part of a Monster Girl in KC-land.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:24:35 2014 No.12606895 >>12606892 >name literally means cow demon >cows live in herds >even some spider species live in larger groups What's the issue again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:25:21 2014 No.12606899 >>12606893 But that's fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:25:34 2014 No.12606901 >>12606893 You're giving MAMANO MANA a little too much credit. Bad things can still happen, KC just refuses to write about them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:26:03 2014 No.12606904 http://imgur.com/a/nH52Y Who /boyharem/ here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:26:38 2014 No.12606908 >>12606895 You don't know what an actual Ushi Oni from the Japanese mythos is, do you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:26:44 2014 No.12606909 >>12606901 Bad things can still happen, just not sex-related bad things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:26:56 2014 No.12606910 >>12606904 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:27:08 2014 No.12606912 >>12606904 I dunno. I'm against haremshit on both sides, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:27:49 2014 No.12606913 >>12606904 >fingering the boy's asshole Ewww

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:28:07 2014 No.12606914 >>12606908 Nope, and don't particularly care, either. No Monster Girl follows the original mythology very accurately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:28:26 2014 No.12606916 >>12606909 Unless the snake bites your dick. MAMANO MANA can't warp reality to the extent that you feel pleasure from having your dick pierced by something as big as a tiger's claw, or having your dick be completely fine from the experience.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:29:10 2014 No.12606920 >>12606904 I'd totally end up in one of those whether I wanted to or not. Such is the life of a bitchboy. >>12606913 I know, right? It's dirty in there!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:30:19 2014 No.12606922 >>12606914 They were demon spiders with Ox heads most of the time. They were also some myths with them as sea monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:30:58 2014 No.12606925 >>12606916 Wounds caused by MAMONO MANA infused weapons or werewolf fangs/claws not only don't bleed or hurt particularly badly, but also cause increased lust

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:32:23 2014 No.12606931 >>12606925 This can't be true. Handwaving to THAT extent? KC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:34:18 2014 No.12606934

>>12606931
How is it? The wound gouged out by my fangs?
How is it? The wound torn by my claws?
They're hotly throbbing, right?
Soon you'll be at ease..... Because soon, you too will become a beast.
(The last words a female soldier of the Order heard just before changing into a werewolf.)

Monsterization can occur due to a variety of reasons, and there's also the danger of a human woman changing into a monster as a result of a wound sustained from a monster attack. External wounds caused by claws and fangs infused with a werewolf's mana (encyclopedia I – p. 26) cause mana to pour out of the body instead of blood. And after mana pours out, their mamono mana will be poured in. In a woman's case, she will be changed into a werewolf the same as them. No pain is felt from such wounds. Instead of hurting, the wound heats up and continually throbs. The hot throbbing of the wound gradually spreads throughout the body. The heat of the wound causes the body to flush, and the throbbing of the wound causes the body to throb, remaking a woman's body into that of a monster. Basically, the wound completely heals at the same time a woman changes into a monster, but by that time, their monster body will be seeking a man and their monster womb will begin to throb with even more heat, seeking sperm.

Mamono realm weapons made using “mamono realm silver”, a special metal produced exclusively in the mamono realm, and special weapons made from hardened mamono mana have the same effects as the claws and fangs of werewolves as described above. They can inflict wounds not on the body of a living thing, but on a living thing's “mana”. Due to these sorts of weapons, once a large external wound is sustained, mana pours out, and the mamono mana contained in the weapon flows in, causing women to change into monsters such as “succubi”, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:35:06 2014 No.12606935 >>12606904 Get out.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:35:24 2014 No.12606937

>>12606934
These weapons were produced especially because of the monsters' disdain for injuring and killing humans. They are widely distributed and used by monsters such as those in the Mamono Lord's army. They are actively being used even in battles with the Order's troops. They're changing the soldiers of the Order into monsters like themselves instead of corpses. Battles between humans and monsters end with extremely few dead and injured for the human side thanks in large part to the existence of these weapons.

Furthermore, the effectiveness of mamono realm weapons varies greatly depending on the quality of the weapon used as a catalyst, the quality of the mamono mana infused, and the skill of the one wielding it. In the case of a weapon where all those qualities are low, even if a woman is cut and some wounds are inflicted, it won't result in monsterization. However, on the contrary, if all the standards are high, such as in the case of a “Dullahan (encyclopedia I – p.170)” master fencer wielding a sword made by a “Cyclops (encyclopedia I – p.110)” artisan with the concentrated mana of a lilim, then even a scratch can result in monsterization. A wielder of such a weapon leaves a mountain of monsters in heat in her wake rather than a mountain of corpses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:37:59 2014 No.12606940 >>12606934 >>12606937 I really hate KC's world building. I really do. Can someone draw a picture of an Oni angrily drinking and throwing a fit? It would really show how I feel about KC's bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:38:01 2014 No.12606941 >>12606937 >>12606934 I am, for whatever reason that I cannot explain, just not okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:39:03 2014 No.12606944 >>12606941 They may as well be fighting with Nerf swords and weapons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:39:42 2014 No.12606946 >>12606944 That's what I'm thinking, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:40:42 2014 No.12606949 >>12606944 I know, right? Like, seriously?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:40:48 2014 No.12606951 >>12606946 There's ZERO adventure when there's no danger or hazards outside of environmental, and I'm sure MAMANO MANA prevents that from harming you too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:42:26 2014 No.12606954 >>12606951 The danger is supposed to come from the human side, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:43:36 2014 No.12606955 >>12606954 >MAMANO MANA also prevents humans from harming eachother I bet KC would pull that out of his ass if we asked him about humans harming eachother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:43:42 2014 No.12606956 >>12606954 But the problem is that it ONLY comes from the human side at this point. Which makes adventuring very not fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:43:43 2014 No.12606957 >>12606954 But monster girls are supposed to be enemies and dangerous KC can't just ignore a fundamental rule of the entire fetish like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:45:29 2014 No.12606961 >>12606957 they are dangerous; dangerously cheesy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:46:12 2014 No.12606964 >>12606957 I guess this is the trade-off we have to live with in the KCverse. New girl, new canon bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:46:25 2014 No.12606966 Any news about EMG and Papi's Mama?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:46:49 2014 No.12606967 >>12606957 if that bothers you then go over to the mgq universe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:47:26 2014 No.12606968 >>12606967 Or make up your own. That works too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:47:31 2014 No.12606969 File: 60 KB, 704x478, 1398882203345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606961 But anon, only Polt is dangerously cheesy. And she's not even in KC's universe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:48:31 2014 No.12606972 >>12606966 She's delicious brown and tribal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:48:38 2014 No.12606973 >>12606955 humans actually do kill and hurt each other according to kc the girl with the eypatch had her eye gouged out by her abusive mother who also drove her father to suicide irc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:49:59 2014 No.12606977 >>12606973 So KC goes all Drakengard on the human side, but nanny/nerf on the monster side? Talk about inconstant.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:51:28 2014 No.12606983

>>12606967
They both totally misrepresent the fetish
MGE forgets about the monster aspect, and MGQ forgets about the girl aspect
Monster girls are supposed to be dangerous predators, but ones that look enticing
Basically something that makes your lust and reason fight one another, something you wanna fuck but that you know isn't safe to
Monster girls were never about the monster parts themselves, it was about the contrast between sexy and dangerous (with the monster features representing the latter). But MGE omitted the danger aspect, and MGQ dropped the "enticing" aspect and just made an entire game about fighting off things that you definitely do not want to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:51:29 2014 No.12606984 >>12606977 >Drakengard I still haven't touched that game since murdering Four. That was too cruel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:52:03 2014 No.12606985 >>12606983 >Monster girls were never about the monster parts themselves, says you

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:53:03 2014 No.12606988 >>12606984 Have you played the first game? You can kill children and team up with an Elf that eats children.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:53:11 2014 No.12606989 >>12606983 >and just made an entire game about fighting off things that you definitely do not want to fuck. Maybe they'll fix that in Paradox.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:54:12 2014 No.12606994 >>12606988 I've only played that first part of 3. Shit's brutal. And tragic. I don't think I can handle it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:54:35 2014 No.12606996 >>12606983 This anon gets it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:54:55 2014 No.12606997 >>12606983 >things that you definitely do not want to fuck. speak for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 08:56:54 2014 No.12607000 File: 776 KB, 900x878, Mikhail Kalashnikov.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12606994 Zero's backstory is actually kind of fucked up. You can read it on the wiki, and elsewhere. Mikhail's is somewhat funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:00:59 2014 No.12607006 >>12606985 If you jerk it to the animal bits chances are you really don't understand the point of monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:02:55 2014 No.12607010 >>12606983 >Monster girls are supposed to be girls with monstrous features , nothing more and nothing less. There are a multitude of reasons people may like them and it is pretentious as hell to try to claim what is the "right" reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:06:45 2014 No.12607018 >>12606989 I hope almost the entire game is just cute stuff like the dog girl and the oppai loli slime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:08:10 2014 No.12607020 >>12607000 >They're not actually blood sisters >They're just five girls born from Zero's suicide that some flower made to kill mankind This makes me feel slightly less like shit for killing Four.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:10:38 2014 No.12607026 >>12607020 Read Zero's novella. You'll learn that her mother abused her, barely fed her, and sold off to a brothel for a pittance. You'll also learn that she has trust issue out the ass for a good reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:12:19 2014 No.12607028 >>12607026 Read that too. Shit sucks. I'd almost call out MUH SUFFERING if I didn't know that this is Drakengard we're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:16:00 2014 No.12607032 >>12607028 Yeah, suffering and child abuse is expected. Another thing is one crazy person killing waves of soldiers while their Dragon BFF helps them out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:25:53 2014 No.12607038 >>12606972 Does Hound posted something or there is just the snapshots that was released in the official site?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:26:26 2014 No.12607040 >>12607032 I wish I could make a pact with a Dragon girl and slay entire armies. Though pacts take something from you, like that one guy who lost his hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:27:34 2014 No.12607042 >>12607038 I think something on it might be around for you to see on the blogspot. I went there a moment ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:31:01 2014 No.12607045 >>12607042 Thanks Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:33:12 2014 No.12607050 >You will never see your dragon girl daughteru horde halloween candy in her room why live?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:34:47 2014 No.12607053 >>12607050 >>12604416

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:35:46 2014 No.12607057

>>12607050
My Dragon daughter actually hates candy. Instead of hoarding candy at this time of year, she hoards my game consoles and games to make a fort out of them.
I love her dearly, but it gets out of hand when she does it. Even my wife joins in on occasion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:36:55 2014 No.12607060 File: 183 KB, 998x1694, 1392960100217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607053

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:46:26 2014 No.12607081 >>12606904 That whole doujin is fucking gold. Goku best girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:50:56 2014 No.12607087 >>12606581 >>12606558 >>12606594 >>12606600 >>12606604 >>12606605 I want MGU to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:53:00 2014 No.12607090 >>12607087 >being a pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:55:01 2014 No.12607093 >>12606829 Queen Slimes already do. Fuck off with feminist bullshit.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:58:59 2014 No.12607104

>>12607093

Is it really pro-feminism to say that a species of physically-dominant and primitive monsters wouldn't limit themselves to one mate?

It seems the majority of poster here can't stop projecting their own morality onto these fantastical monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 09:59:31 2014 No.12607105 >>12606829 Well, as long as she loves all of us equally and we all agree to share. Just like >>12605823 >>12605830 said.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:00:24 2014 No.12607108 >>12607104 >projecting

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:01:32 2014 No.12607109 >>12607108 Isn't that exactly what these people are doing? It's the same thing with the whole, "dicking the daughteru" debates.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:02:55 2014 No.12607110 >>12607109 No, it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:03:13 2014 No.12607111 >>12607090 Fuck off, if you're gonne be here, acclimate, don't be bringing your torture fantasies with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:04:45 2014 No.12607114 >>12607104 You were the one who dropped "gender equality." Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:05:13 2014 No.12607116 >>12607104 >>12607105 Fuck off already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:05:19 2014 No.12607117 >>12607111 It says right up there, "Monster Girl Thread" Not "waifufaggotry thread"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:05:50 2014 No.12607119 >>12607114 >you Nah son, nah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:06:21 2014 No.12607120 >>12607117 >It says right up there, "Monster Girl Thread" >Not "waifufaggotry thread" You should be a comedian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:06:46 2014 No.12607121 >>12607117 You gotta be shitting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:07:16 2014 No.12607123 >>12607117 Why can't we have both?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:07:16 2014 No.12607124 >>12607104 projecting their morality >when monogamy is such a big thing for monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:08:36 2014 No.12607129 More proof that harem is the worst fetish, for both genders?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:09:41 2014 No.12607132 >>12607117 >>12607117 >I'm gonna join a new community and enforce all we did in our old one Get the fuck out mgu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:09:52 2014 No.12607133 >>12607116 Why? It's not like I'm discussing NTR or cuckolding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:10:11 2014 No.12607134 >>12607129 Harems aren't awful, we just have assholes who try to push it and end up ruining the image of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:11:34 2014 No.12607135 >>12607129 I wouldn't mind being part of a monstergirls harem so long as I was bros with the other guys.+

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:12:55 2014 No.12607137 >>12607129 Yes Any harem a shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:12:58 2014 No.12607138 >>12607134 Harems are a terrible idea. There isn't any kind of image that would make it seem ok.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:13:01 2014 No.12607139 >>12607133 You are not any better than them, wanting to share the girl with other guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:13:03 2014 No.12607140 >>12607117 >monster means horrible creature out to torture and kill any human she gets her hands on Not around here it doesn't, learn that or fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:14:24 2014 No.12607141 >>12607117 >>>/tg/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:14:33 2014 No.12607142 >>12607138 To you it's shit, to me it's unappealing, and to some it's heaven. It's just how you view it, is all. Though even I can't help but get disgusted at the thought of male harems.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:16:26 2014 No.12607143 >>12607133 What? I'm pretty sure waifu sharing IS the definition of cuckolding

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:16:33 2014 No.12607144 >>12607129 >worst fetish >when there's guro, futa, scat and a million more disgusting and horrible out there You're talking bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:17:33 2014 No.12607145 >>12607144 It stills shit anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:17:48 2014 No.12607147 >>12607138 Speak for yourself, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:18:08 2014 No.12607148 >>12607142 Male and female harems are equally awful. Can we go back to talking about waifus?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:19:05 2014 No.12607149 >>12607133 What do you think cuckolding is? If you're going to shitpost at least be coherent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:19:06 2014 No.12607150 >>12607148 I'm alright with that. How about Jinko GF who sucks at Metroid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:19:16 2014 No.12607151 >>12607145 No, times infinity, facilitated through mamono mana.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:19:17 2014 No.12607152 >>12607143 no its not

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:19:50 2014 No.12607154 >>12607143 There's no cheating going on, it's just an open relationship. It's only cuckolding when it's only HIS wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:20:05 2014 No.12607155 >>12605721 Seriously. I don't get how much hate Setouchi gets when Delphinus exists. He's the one who makes the most horrific monstergirl creations.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:23:03 2014 No.12607158 >>12607148 >equally awful Nah. Being part of a girls harem is not of interest to me, having a harem on the other hand, has been in EVRY ONE OF YOU GUY'S MIND! Don't try to deny motherfuckers, if you're male, you've wanted this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:23:31 2014 No.12607159 >>12607149 see >>12607154 You people are fucking dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:24:16 2014 No.12607160 >>12607158 No I haven't. I just want a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:25:33 2014 No.12607164 >>12607158 >projecting your shit taste onto everyone else Haremfags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:26:17 2014 No.12607165 File: 73 KB, 1659x719, elf world.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:26:18 2014 No.12607166

>>12607154
Hi, welcome to /jp/'s monstergirl thread. During your stay, please refrain from so much as suggestion that any anon's waifu wants any other dick than his. This will help us avoid shitstorms and general shitflinging. Thank you for following this simple rule and enjoy the rest of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:26:41 2014 No.12607169 >Wanting to share the girl with more males You must be either shitposters or just faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:28:47 2014 No.12607172 >>12607160 >>12607164 I refuse to believe that at some point your life you didn't wish for multiple girls to fuck. >projecting Kind of like you with your no harems allowed bullshit? Fuck off back to /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:30:28 2014 No.12607174 >>12607172 Who said I don't allow harems? I just said I want a waifu. Eat shit faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:31:15 2014 No.12607176 >>12607169 Or liberals

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:32:51 2014 No.12607177 >>12607176 Yes, I said faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:33:22 2014 No.12607178 >>12607172 Once again, you're assuming things about people you don't know. Not everyone wants to be in a polygamous relationship, haremfag. Quit forcing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:34:29 2014 No.12607182 >>12607174 Maybe notice I linked to more than one post, you blind fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:35:56 2014 No.12607185 >>12607178 doesn't that work both ways?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:37:39 2014 No.12607188 >>12607185 I'd recommend not getting into their argument and covering your ass when the mods/Janet comes her and carpet bombs the posts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:38:13 2014 No.12607189 >>12607185 I just said his taste is shit. He said that EVERYONE is a haremfag at some point, which is forcing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:38:40 2014 No.12607190 >>12607178 I don't care if you don't want one, I am just honestly surprised that at any point in your life you haven't considered it. It's ridiculous, do you have the libido of a panda?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:40:20 2014 No.12607193 >>12607190 I have thought about it. HOWEVER, this is a subject you just don't bring up. It's like talking about bestiality or runny shit at the dinner table while everyone is trying to enjoy their meal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:40:50 2014 No.12607194 >>12607189 No, me telling you that you have to have a harem would be forcing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:44:45 2014 No.12607200 >>12607193 See? You've THOUGHT about it, then that guy is all offended because he thinks I'm suggesting this makes you a haremfag. >this a subject you don't bring up We're not talking about monsterboys,

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:45:40 2014 No.12607203 File: 170 KB, 659x900, Dracobus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how about them monster girls? Remember when we talked about them, and made stories involving them? Good times, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:47:58 2014 No.12607205 >>12607200 Regardless, you shouldn't bring it up. You're not Rosa Parks by bringing it up and causing a disturbance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:48:04 2014 No.12607206 File: 287 KB, 632x483, 1394477642138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607154 >open relationship It's this faggot again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:49:18 2014 No.12607208 >>12607203 Yeah, good times. Remember how we bullied alps all the time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:49:24 2014 No.12607209 >>12607203 I still like monstergirls, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:49:33 2014 No.12607210 >>12607203 No. Go away We have flame war to participate in

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:51:01 2014 No.12607212 File: 385 KB, 695x850, muscles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607208 Yeah. >>12607209 Then post them, brother!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:51:09 2014 No.12607213 >>12607200 But then that's an incredibly weak and pointless claim. People have entertained thoughts about a lot of things, thinking about harems doesn't all of sudden mean it's natural to want harems deep down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:51:10 2014 No.12607214 >>12607205 >not allowed to talk about harems Yeah no, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:52:01 2014 No.12607215 >>12607212 Around an Oni, watch your clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:52:54 2014 No.12607218 >>12607214 So you're going to be the type to do it anyway, regardless of the impact it has on the rest of the community? You sir are a piece of shit, and I feel sorry or your mother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:53:01 2014 No.12607219 >>12607215 I wish there were more words that rhymed with oni.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:54:46 2014 No.12607224 File: 55 KB, 1024x661, 1412067224451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607219 If you go by the way it sounds, or at least the way I THINK it sounds, money and funny rhyme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:56:50 2014 No.12607226 >>12607194 Forcing is aggressively promoting things that you like to an audience that finds them distasteful. You don't have to explicitly say "you must like this".

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:57:09 2014 No.12607227

>>12607213
I said at one point, tastes change, but I simply refuse to believe that any red blooded man with a healthy sexual appetite guy has ever evaded this desire.

>doesn't mean it's natural to want harems deep down

Why do you think men sleep around so much? They want variety, it's moral constraints and cultural values that make this less common, in the west at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:58:18 2014 No.12607228 >>12607226 So in a way both sides are trying to force.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 10:58:22 2014 No.12607229 >>12607219 boney, Coney (as in Island)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:00:03 2014 No.12607231 >>12607229 Pony rhymes as well. >loli Oni hugging a toy pony so hard that it breaks

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:00:15 2014 No.12607232 >>12607224 it's o-knee Same as onii, except you don't draw out the e sound for as long

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:00:21 2014 No.12607233 >>12607227 >but I simply refuse to believe Not everyone is like you, deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:01:12 2014 No.12607236 >>12607227 You talk about normies, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:01:36 2014 No.12607237 >>12607232 So it would rhyme with money for example?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:02:06 2014 No.12607238 >>12607229 Pony, baloney, phony, stony. What can we do with these words?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:02:41 2014 No.12607239 >>12607218 Tell that to the futafaggots, sounding and peggingfags. >>12607226 I'm not really one to cause trouble, so I'll just end this with Harems are part of the setting, deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:03:24 2014 No.12607240 >>12607238 The Phony Oni rode the Stony Baloney Poney.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:04:02 2014 No.12607242 >>12607238 A stoner Oni going to the store to buy some baloney, only to be gypped by a phony centaur store clerk with a pony tattoo on her ass?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:04:42 2014 No.12607245 >>12607239 Monogamous relationships are too, and you bitch too much about people who just want one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:05:01 2014 No.12607246 >>12607233 Who the fuck are you? >>12607236 Yes anon, I am thinking about hem as well, simply because we're discussing this on 4chan doesn't mean the outside world ceases to exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:05:38 2014 No.12607248 >>12607240 ...out to Coney to meet her crony, the boney human boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:05:39 2014 No.12607249 >>12607239 >check definition of sounding >Bob had sounded himself so much his girlfriend could shove a tampax IN his cock. BOOOOOOBBB

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:06:48 2014 No.12607251 >>12607245 No I don't, fuck off already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:07:06 2014 No.12607253 >>12607249 >BOOOOOOBBB >The Builder! >"CAN WE RUIN IT?!" >"YES WE CAN!!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:08:51 2014 No.12607259 >>12607248 >the boney human boy, Tony. fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:09:47 2014 No.12607260 >>12607259 >His favorite brand of electronics is Sony

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:11:08 2014 No.12607262 >>12607260 >he wishes to live with his wife in blissful matrimony

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:11:27 2014 No.12607264 >>12607260 >He likes his ambient music droney.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:11:56 2014 No.12607267 File: 6 KB, 897x95, 1413731516333.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607249 You think that's bad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:12:44 2014 No.12607268 >>12607239 >peggingfags Those faggots in denial are the worst

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:13:58 2014 No.12607271 >>12607268 ...and yet we still go on talking about alps. Let's not start this again please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:24:34 2014 No.12607286 >>12607271 Don't try to put alps in the same boat as them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:26:52 2014 No.12607290 >>12607271 At least alps are honest with themselves. Peggingfags say shit like "being fucked in the ass is totally not gay, guise!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:31:38 2014 No.12607297 >>12607290 Actually wanting man dick is the same as wanting a girl to use a toy on you? Ok.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:36:52 2014 No.12607307 File: 364 KB, 1024x1449, Glacies icequeen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You niggas need to cool down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:36:58 2014 No.12607308 >>12607203 >Posting a dragon-girl C'mon Anon, isn't that taking the easy way out?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:38:07 2014 No.12607310

>>12607297
Alps are biologically female. I can't shake that there's some gayness involved in fucking an alp, but at the end if the day, it's a girl, and you're fucking her, not other other way around.

>>12607271
See what you did? You had to mention alps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:40:30 2014 No.12607312 >>12607307 >ice pun glacies

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:41:14 2014 No.12607313 File: 236 KB, 1000x1008, 1409028418017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Argument about pegging yet again Anons please, you're scaring the kitsunes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:41:38 2014 No.12607314 >>12607312 I don't think Glacies meet that archetype very well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:42:56 2014 No.12607319 >>12607312 Garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:44:25 2014 No.12607323 >>12607313 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:44:46 2014 No.12607324 >>12607313 I want to cuddle Ran.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:50:13 2014 No.12607329 >>12607313 Ew Don't touch my liver, filthy monster

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:51:50 2014 No.12607331 >>12607329 >Ew

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 11:58:12 2014 No.12607339

>>12606639

Because he rushed to make the new channel when the old one was deleted so he couldn't be banned again. IRC channel owners cannot be removed unless you know the channel creation password. That means we're stuck with the piece of shit /pol/tard unless someone makes a new channel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:00:20 2014 No.12607341 File: 23 KB, 236x267, tentacles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tentacles

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:01:19 2014 No.12607344 >>12607341 Should I be worried?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:03:00 2014 No.12607350 >>12607344 Only if you don't like tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:04:01 2014 No.12607353 >>12607350 They're probably good for cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:04:51 2014 No.12607355 >>12607341 Could be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:06:44 2014 No.12607357 >>12607341 Here in Arkham, tentacles get into everything, eventually!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:06:49 2014 No.12607358 >>12607341 >Wah! What are we going to do with your tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:07:40 2014 No.12607360 >>12607353 They're good for all sorts of things. Like wrapping up your entire body until you can't move, then holding your close to her so you can feel each other's warmth and falling asleep while listening to each others' heartbeats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:09:08 2014 No.12607365 >>12607360 >listening to each others' heartbeats Is this some kind of trendy new fetish that all the kids are into these days?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:10:17 2014 No.12607366 File: 604 KB, 789x1039, vine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607360 >falling asleep while listening to each others' heartbeats That's my fetish, except she's a yandere CC who listens to my heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:12:02 2014 No.12607374 >>12607366 >Vampire Dhampir is much better. But you can like who you want to like

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:12:59 2014 No.12607375 >>12607355 >>12607358 >Ara, ara, we're going to have all kinds of fun. She then: 1) sticks one up your ass 2) binds and pins you 3) grabs your hand with one you sick freak

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:14:13 2014 No.12607379 File: 128 KB, 1300x1500, kraken nurse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607341 Nurses

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:18:14 2014 No.12607387 >>12607379 anon, please, my boner can only get so hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:18:40 2014 No.12607389 >>12607375 Oh, you had to bring out the "Ara, ara," card? My heart. All 3 options sound nice to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:18:55 2014 No.12607390 >>12607366 Same but with a Jinko who likes to cuddle a lot. >>12607379 Krakens are nice too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:20:18 2014 No.12607394 >>12607389 >wanting to hold a kraken's tentacle in your hand, making her blush as the two of your walk down the street how disgusting, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:22:24 2014 No.12607396 >>12607394 I know, right? Fucking depraved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:27:48 2014 No.12607403 >>12607396 Some people need to know that there is a limit to everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:29:46 2014 No.12607406 >>12607403 Your hand is gonna be held

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:41:05 2014 No.12607427 >>12607406 Don't just go saying something like that to me all willy-nilly, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:42:02 2014 No.12607429 >>12607394 >being wrapped up and dragged down the street with a tentacle up your ass >while holding another tentacle in your hand The ultimate triad of perversion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:42:37 2014 No.12607430 File: 237 KB, 1178x884, wouldyoueatranswhitestew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607323 >>12607324 Everyone wants to cuddle Ran

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:43:34 2014 No.12607431 >>12607427 Why is that? Don't you like your hand being held?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:43:36 2014 No.12607432 File: 676 KB, 1420x1067, run.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:45:18 2014 No.12607434 >>12607430 Ran's hat is stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:46:04 2014 No.12607435 >>12607430 Not that artist Ran though. It's futa

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:47:16 2014 No.12607436 >>12607431 >Having my hand held. It's, just so, lewd!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:47:58 2014 No.12607437 >>12607429 This mental image amuses me to no end. I would totally do it, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:48:41 2014 No.12607438 File: 706 KB, 909x1199, 1394254799836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607435 Only some of the time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:50:33 2014 No.12607441 File: 32 KB, 222x400, 1411344363095.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607432 >run What, is she going to pursue me on a wheelchair or something? I'm so scared. Is that image related to that pregnancy maymay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 12:54:04 2014 No.12607445 >>12607436 What's so lewd about it? All handholding is about is slowly wrapping your hand around someones hand and tenderly holding each others hand. That's all I want to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:00:37 2014 No.12607456 I wish anyone who thinks holding hands is lewd would die. No warnings, no goodbyes, just dropped dead on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:03:20 2014 No.12607461 File: 257 KB, 880x1280, 20140709003540230.png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607445 Hand holding can be really lewd.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:03:29 2014 No.12607462

>>12606840
Are you pulling this from normal RPG shenanigans or Dragon's Dogma?

Because fuck the goat head on Gorechimera, that's the bastard head which will get you killed.

>BA-HA TIME FOR EVERYONE TO GO TO SLEEP SO MY LION BUDDY CAN LITERALLY EAT YOU
>BA-HA ISN'T THAT INSTANT DEATH CIRCLE ON THE GROUND PRETTY? HOPE THE LION DOESN'T SHOVE YOU INTO IT!
>BA-HAHA LOOK AT ALL THIS DAMAGE WE RECEIVED, GOOD THING I HAVE THIS STRONG AS FUCK HEAL SPELL
>BAHA? YOU KILLED SERPENT NNOOOO, NOW I'LL HAVE TO CAST HEAL AND REGENERATE HIM NEGATING EVERYTHING YOU DID!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:07:12 2014 No.12607465 >>12607462 Git Gud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:11:54 2014 No.12607475 >>12607456 Yeah. That meme is not funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:15:27 2014 No.12607478 >>12607339 Wow that sucks. IRC seems kind of nice apart from his childish faggotry.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:19:51 2014 No.12607482
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This girl stops you in a dark alley and wants to strike a deal with you.

>I will give you $5 if you hug me.

What do? Keep in mind she smells kind of funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:22:37 2014 No.12607483 >>12607482 Run. I know how deals with Ushi-Onis go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:24:08 2014 No.12607486 File: 597 KB, 1880x2754, 1407118103161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607482 Hug her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:26:16 2014 No.12607489 >>12607482 >Stopping, nay being in the vicinity of a dark alley >Not running away from any and all ushi onis like a soul possessed. It's like you want brutal spider rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:26:36 2014 No.12607490 File: 245 KB, 560x746, elventhumb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12605334 >12604853 someone has not played captive market

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:29:21 2014 No.12607494 >>12607486 She's breathing heavily and drooling slightly. Are you sure?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:31:03 2014 No.12607498 File: 62 KB, 594x383, 1378172468719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607494 Sure, why not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:31:54 2014 No.12607501 >>12607498 I claim all your stuff okay? All of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:33:27 2014 No.12607505 >>12607501 Take care of my dog too please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:34:41 2014 No.12607508 >>12607505 I'll take care of it like it was my own. Can I teach him to rip out the throats of monsters on command? Can I also call him Dee Dee?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:36:04 2014 No.12607513 >>12607508 Why would you call a Doberman Dee Dee?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:36:22 2014 No.12607515

>>12607465
>Git Gud

I bet you played it on normal your first play through like a HUMAN WOMEN.

>>12607494
I was going to say yes before but that's nasty.

I mean if she wanted to rape me she'd basically lasso me with spider silk and I wouldn't be able to stop her even if I wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:38:04 2014 No.12607517 >>12607482 Ushi-oni? I'd do it for free.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:38:27 2014 No.12607519 >>12607513 Well I'm not gonna go out in the wild and have a wolf pup follow me home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:38:41 2014 No.12607521 >>12607490 Dog girl best girl She is a cutie Especially in orc raping scene

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:40:46 2014 No.12607522

>>12607482
Are MGs even capable of giving good, normal hugs?

Ushi-Onis would take it as consent to ravage you.
Onis would accidentally break your spine.
Amazonesses would grope your ass while doing it.
Elves would hover hand.
Kitsunes would envelop you in the fluffy rape cage.
Lamias don't even have a concept of hugging without tails.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:42:54 2014 No.12607529 File: 574 KB, 665x887, 3563733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607522 Why would you want a normal hug when lamias can give you the best type of hug?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:43:17 2014 No.12607530 >>12607515 I bet you used armor and magic faggit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:43:39 2014 No.12607532 >>12607522 >Lamias don't even have a concept of hugging without tails. Worse: Lamias who hug you without their tails don't actually like you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:43:56 2014 No.12607533 >>12607517 You would do that? Just go and give out hugs wantonly? Gross.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:45:21 2014 No.12607535 >>12607533 >he doesn't give out hugs Hugs are awesome. You're gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:46:13 2014 No.12607537 File: 30 KB, 620x332, a heart of broken glass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607519 Dee Dee will die and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:46:43 2014 No.12607539 >>12607482 Tell her she has to come out if she wants one. So that everyone can see it. Gotta earn them hugs, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:48:54 2014 No.12607541 >>12607537 I will fight you motherfucker. I know ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:51:05 2014 No.12607544 >>12607535 >hugging random strangers >asking for rape and assault accusations

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:51:28 2014 No.12607546 >>12607482 >Hugging an Ushi-Oni. This sounds like a trap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:51:59 2014 No.12607548 >>12607482 Why would she ask

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:52:35 2014 No.12607550 >>12607544 >not building bonds >not kindly asking for a hug goodbye

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:53:31 2014 No.12607553 >>12607548 That's the confusing part. She can just grab you and do a lot more than hugging.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:54:51 2014 No.12607557 >>12607537 Would snake eat a medusa's hair?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:55:19 2014 No.12607558 >>12607546 One thing you can trust about furry rape spiders. They're not very cunning. If they were planning to rape you you'd know it. >>12607548 She wants to act as if someone could hug her without being threatened into it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:55:58 2014 No.12607560 >>12607557 He isn't that depraved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:57:39 2014 No.12607565 File: 537 KB, 1656x2166, 5168a98562a84bb840896bf2881d3668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hot, sweaty, Oni-wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:58:30 2014 No.12607567 >>12607565 I'm too frail to wrestle her. What if she hurts me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:59:10 2014 No.12607570 >>12607530 I played Warrior.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:59:46 2014 No.12607573
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>>12607553
>Proceed to hug her
>Afterwards she awkwardly gives you $5
>"Hey," she says before you begin to leave
>"Do you...like me?"
>You're not sure where this is coming from
>Or how you should even respond

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 13:59:49 2014 No.12607572 >>12607565 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:00:52 2014 No.12607578 File: 358 KB, 1384x1817, 2980c422aacdb4aafefff06080262e13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607565 >I'm too frail to wrestle her. Get swole, nerd. Onis don't like pushovers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:00:54 2014 No.12607576 >>12607482 Tell her she can hug me all she wants for free if she comes with me to a hotel get a room on the ground floor, just in caseand takes a shower first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:00:59 2014 No.12607579 >>12607565 Hot, Sweaty, Oni-Bullying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:02:19 2014 No.12607580 >>12607573 >We just met. I don't even know you. >But this five bucks will buy us a couple coffees to get to know each other better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:02:36 2014 No.12607582 >>12607550 >being this needy >forming a bond is as simple as hugging someone With kids maybe. Do you have any idea how creepy this is? Hugs and other stuff happens naturally, you don't just hug anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:02:39 2014 No.12607583 >>12607482 Eh, sure, why not. Everyone needs a hug once in a while

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:02:43 2014 No.12607584 >>12607573 >Fuck no. Creep. >Walk off and flirt with a popular Oni while she cries, knowing no one will ever love her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:04:46 2014 No.12607591 >>12607573 I don't know you enough to answer that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:04:48 2014 No.12607592 >>12607573 Too soon to know that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:05:36 2014 No.12607595 >>12607578 That's dumb. Why can't stronk Onis like cute HBs to push around?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:05:38 2014 No.12607596 >>12607573 >I liked your hug.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:05:55 2014 No.12607597 >>12607583 Except Matangos. They need a flamethrower.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:06:24 2014 No.12607598 >>12607584 >not going full bitch and having your oni eat her up Damn son.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:07:34 2014 No.12607600 >>12607558 >Wanting to hug a hobo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:10:25 2014 No.12607604 >>12607598 >Hey creep. This is my gf, Oni Armstrong. >"Haha." >"You think a boy could ever love a loser like you, little woman?" >You should teach her a lesson for putting her hands on your boy. Bitch tears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:10:53 2014 No.12607606 >>12607565 Gnome wrestling?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:11:30 2014 No.12607607 >>12607606 So a rock slide?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:11:46 2014 No.12607610 File: 787 KB, 1400x1977, 1410066755038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many lint rollers would you need if you had a kitsune waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:11:49 2014 No.12607609 >>12607580 This guy gets it. Go forth and seduce that Ushi Oni. Remember: whatever pelvises are broken between two consenting adults isn't rape, it's love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:12:00 2014 No.12607611 >>12607597 Flamethrower hugs?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:13:00 2014 No.12607615

>>12607482

>Give in, believing that there's no escape from an Ushi-Oni when she targets you, regardless of her approach
>Relunctantly hug her
>Surprisingly, she's looks even more afraid than you do, trembling like crazy as she tries her best not to crush your bones with her embrace
>Gather enough confidence to ask her why she's even doing this in the first place, wondering why you're not being pelviscerated yet
>Turns out she's training hard to fit into society, doing her best not to rape anyone so people will like her more, and she's doing so by paying people for simple things like hugs and cuddles

How would you react?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:14:14 2014 No.12607622 What MGs would be a good match for a frail bishounen-looking human boy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:14:22 2014 No.12607623 >>12607615 Keep running I'm extremely afraid of spiders

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:14:50 2014 No.12607624 >>12607615 I don't believe her. Book it with my five bucks and buy a soda.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:15:29 2014 No.12607627 >>12607615 Headpat and an offer that she doesn't need to pay me to practice. God damn it Fia. My heart boner cannot take this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:16:04 2014 No.12607628 >>12607615 "I like girls who put effort into things, you know".

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:16:18 2014 No.12607629 >>12607622 Any of the stronk ones. Onis, amazonesses, ogres, ushi-onis, jinkos, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:17:30 2014 No.12607633 >>12607629 Or actually, any MG who could protect his chastity and keep him from getting raped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:19:28 2014 No.12607636 >>12607629 >You will never meet a Jinko who fawns over you every day like her closest treasure >She will never panic needlessly whenever you break into another one of your coughing fits

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:20:36 2014 No.12607645 >>12607609 >His pelvis broke so it wasn't rape, it was making love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:20:37 2014 No.12607646 >>12607636 That sounds more like a Dragon girl. That'd be a good match for >>12607622

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:20:52 2014 No.12607648 File: 236 KB, 1422x1656, d1d30bbe82ab2207bc55cee38d66f920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607595 It gets boring after a while. Why drink everyday watered down beer when you could be having the strongest of sake with your friends.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:22:17 2014 No.12607653

>>12607628
>>12607627

Would you lend her a helping hand and coach her until she reach her dream of being recognized as an Ushi-Oni that isn't a rape train?

Keep in mind that whenever she achieves something good with your help as she progresses, expect endless commemoration hugs from her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:22:21 2014 No.12607654 >>12607648 >sake >strong Tell us another fairy tale sensei.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:23:28 2014 No.12607657 >>12607636 >Or roar loud enough to scare away the girl that tried to rape you >Before hugging you from behind and licking your cheek, much to your embarrassment

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:24:37 2014 No.12607662 File: 673 KB, 2367x1884, 307643b4e753f3f61d9e01d262b41968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607654 You have obviously never tasted oni alcohol or assisted an oni party and survived to tell the tale.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:25:12 2014 No.12607663 >>12607653 It's worth seeing that big childish smile on her face when she does.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:25:34 2014 No.12607665

>>12607636
>She will never freak out when you start coughing up blood
>She will never panic when you stop responding to her
>She will never weep uselessly as you're hauled off to critical care
>She will never hold your hand as lie weakly in your hospital bed, talking about how much fun you're going to have when you get out
>You will never get out

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:26:32 2014 No.12607667 >>12607665 So you do make it out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:27:01 2014 No.12607668 >>12607653 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:27:16 2014 No.12607669 >>12607667 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:27:56 2014 No.12607670 >>12607653 CAN'T FIGHT NATURE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:27:59 2014 No.12607671 >>12607667 After extensive surgery. In a wheel chair. With memory loss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:28:26 2014 No.12607673 >>12607653 Sure, why not

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:28:27 2014 No.12607674 >>12607662 >Oni's >Manufacturing their own wine Now that's funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:29:43 2014 No.12607676 >>12607671 >Surgery that probably deals with the lungs >Resulting in memory loss What anime BS is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:30:21 2014 No.12607677 >>12607645 I don't understand this logic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:30:39 2014 No.12607678 File: 233 KB, 562x538, 1401065378971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607671 >Memories of all the time you spent together. Although Mermaid/Unicorn blood can probably get the guy out of the wheelchair because magic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:31:01 2014 No.12607681 File: 488 KB, 1486x2000, 212f40a0a404aa44e799a338dc63d738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607674 >Implying the sake humans make for themselves could satisfy them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:31:25 2014 No.12607683 >>12607674 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:32:22 2014 No.12607684 >>12607676 If I had to make it work, I'd say oxygen deprivation. Congratulations. Wheelchair MC is now retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:32:46 2014 No.12607686 >>12607681 Fuck, Onis would probably drink rubbing alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:33:14 2014 No.12607688 >>12607678 >Hello Anon. How are you feeling today? >Someone is here to see you. >This is Ms. Jinko. >Do you remember Ms. Jinko? She is very special to you. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:33:40 2014 No.12607690 >>12607686 Well they are stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:33:47 2014 No.12607691 >>12607684 O-Okay, I'll stick with memory loss please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:35:17 2014 No.12607695 >>12607482 $5? are you kidding me? I'll do it for free, don't be a MG racist

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:35:18 2014 No.12607696 >>12607684 Story from a 1st or 3rd person perspective about a mentally retarded MC when? If you really want to go against the grain just for the sake of it, pair him up with a normally intelligent wurm carer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:35:28 2014 No.12607697 >>12607686 But that wouldn't be sake. Even at max alcohol content, sake is weaker than a new Pinot. That's what makes it so funny. >>12607683 It implies they farm and work and build and aren't just a bunch of drunk thugs. And that's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:35:42 2014 No.12607699 >>12607688 >Whether or not the memories you'e made with her will ever come back, you cannot say at present >But the ones you make from here on make you fall in love with her a second time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:36:03 2014 No.12607702 >>12607695 >not being a MG racist Fuck that, being racist to monsters is fun!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:36:44 2014 No.12607704 >>12607697 It's better because they now have to work to be a bunch of drunk thugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:38:05 2014 No.12607706 >>12607688 >Do you remember how we would play hunt, Anon? >How I would... how I would... hold you in my arms... >And eat ice cream with you in the summer sun... I don't like chocolate sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:38:22 2014 No.12607708 >>12607522 >Kitsunes would envelop you in the fluffy rape cage. Yes please. That's one of my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:38:30 2014 No.12607709 "Ara, ara" or "ufufufu"?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:39:09 2014 No.12607712

>>12607673
>>12607670
>>12607668
>>12607663

After many months of intense training in her social skills, the Ushi-Oni finally starts to see changes. People around her are starting to talk to her more, and they don't seem tense in her presence as much as they were back when she was alone. She's very happy now, smiling way more often, all thanks to your jolly cooperation.

But, one day, she comes to you, her "sensei", with a look of uncertainty in her face. She's nervous about something, you can tell.

She tells you that she's really grateful to you for always being there for her when she felt she wouldn't be able to achieve her dreams, for always brightening her mood with reasurring words of wisdom.

But there's something missing, something she's been meaning to ask you ever since you stretched your hand to her on that fateful day, ending her life of loneliness. Blushing like crazy, she finally asks you the question she's been holding on to for a long time, stuttering on every word:

"W-w-would you... b-be m-my... b-b-bo-boyfriend...?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:39:34 2014 No.12607713 >>12607709 Both are inferior laughs compared to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:40:20 2014 No.12607714 >>12607607 Gnome wrestling. Mud wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:40:28 2014 No.12607715 >>12607709 I don't understand the appeal of "ufufufu". It just sounds straight up retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:41:26 2014 No.12607719 >>12607709 From my experiences, "Ara Ara" now sounds more doting to me. So I'll go with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:41:38 2014 No.12607720 >>12607713 Oh look, it's Johnny Tests voice actor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:41:49 2014 No.12607721 File: 57 KB, 1280x720, 235346237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607709 Both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:42:05 2014 No.12607722 >>12607709 "Heh."

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:43:05 2014 No.12607724 >>12607704 >That was a hell of a party last night. >You motherfuckers drank the entire production of paddy three for last year! >Don't be such a stick in the mud, hubby >I'm gunna stick you in the mud. Get out there and get to work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:43:07 2014 No.12607725 >>12607709 Aroo aroo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:43:27 2014 No.12607726 >>12607712 Don't make me see Ushi-Onis with other eyes. Yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:43:53 2014 No.12607727 >>12607713 >Everytime you kiss her, she blushes, puts her finger up to her tongue, and does that exact laugh My sides

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:44:29 2014 No.12607728 >>12607610 None, because I would comb and brush those fluffy tails twice a day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:44:31 2014 No.12607729 >>12607712 >say yes Become stuck with giant pseudo rape spider >say no She gets drunk and rapes your shit later that day Ushi Onis. Not even once.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:44:32 2014 No.12607730
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I don't see enough fox girls around. They get overshadowed by kitsunes.
I mean, just imagine a fox girl in the vein of the werewolves and anubi we see around. Because of their fur colouration, it looks like they're permanently wearing black stockings and elbow-length gloves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:47:01 2014 No.12607731 >>12607712 Eh, why not

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:47:10 2014 No.12607732

>>12607712

The key is not to say anything. You step forward between her pedipalps, take her chin in your hand, and lean in for the kiss.

Sure you'll probably end up causing her to destroy your pelvis in the following torrent of girlcum, but the bonus is you get to pat her head and get cute squeaks from her while she frets over you during the healing process.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:47:47 2014 No.12607734

>>12607712
>Look at her with those crushed, puppydog eyes
"You mean...I wasn't your boyfriend...all this time?"
>You turn away from her with a fake sulk
>She stutters even more, trying to correct herself
>Until you kiss her on her nose, getting a glimpse of her big dumb smile as you tell her
"Relax...And to answer your quesion: I'd be happy to."

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:47:57 2014 No.12607736 >>12607730 Fluffy tails > Fluffy tail It all comes down to the fluff, anon.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:48:10 2014 No.12607737
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>>12607730

Kitsune are fox girls. It's why we don't have any regular lion girls when there are sphinx and manticores either.

Just how it works.

And you posted the red fox. It's not even the common one around here.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:49:50 2014 No.12607738
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>>12607730
It's because whenever they are not kitsunes they are arguably furries with minimum full body-hair, and the only ones so far like that allowed here are Frosted Rapes and Polt.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:53:23 2014 No.12607742

>>12607726
>>12607729
>>12607732
>>12607734

Congratulations, Anons. You just earned yourselves a happy life with a cute Ushi-Oni that'll tenderly love your pelvis with great care and little to no bruises.

I can't guarantee what'll happen to the rest of your bones once she shifts into Maximum Overcuddle Mode from extreme joy over your answer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:55:06 2014 No.12607744 File: 133 KB, 500x600, 9293167be7841ddf322f266291161abb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607738 Gelbooru must have less than five pictures that coincide with that, without having full body-hair or a muzzled face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:55:33 2014 No.12607745 >>12607742 >into Maximum Overcuddle Mode from extreme joy over your answer My heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:55:40 2014 No.12607746 >>12607738 >so far Careful there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:56:00 2014 No.12607747 >>12607742 http://i.4cdn.org/jp/1413696671353.png About that bone situation, pic related might answer that.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:56:37 2014 No.12607749
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>>12607736
More fluffy tails is always better, yeah.

>>12607737
Red foxes are more common in England where I live.

>>12607738
I'm talking about having a fox girl in the same vein as an anubis, though. Human save for the paws and fur going up to her elbows and knees, plus the other features like ears and tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:58:15 2014 No.12607753 File: 458 KB, 902x720, 1408301043121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Werefoxes

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:58:41 2014 No.12607756
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>>12607746
Not stating it should change, just stating a fact.

>>12607749
>I'm talking about having a fox girl in the same vein as an anubis
I know, artists just never draw those. They are either furries or kitsune most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:58:42 2014 No.12607755 >>12607730 >>12607737 You're that cat loving furry aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:58:50 2014 No.12607757 >>12607753 Werewolves are better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 14:59:25 2014 No.12607758 >>12607578 What if, one day, you discover that your oni waifu has a thing for chubby guys?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:00:00 2014 No.12607760 >>12607755 Who? Also, no. Also also, you replied to two different people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:01:38 2014 No.12607763 >>12607758 Damn my curiosity. I'd be very conflicted betwene pleasing her and keeping my health.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:04:35 2014 No.12607769 >>12607758 Go off my diet then I guess. I've actually found a ton of girls like slightly chubby guys just like healthy girls are attractive. You just don't want to be beerbelly fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:05:07 2014 No.12607772 In all seriousness I think I would be disturbed to get hugged non-consensual from behind in a dark alley by an Ushi-Oni's furry claws. There's something weirdly intimate about the act that bothers my personal space autism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:05:12 2014 No.12607773 >>12607758 >That old greentext about the oni secretly fattening her bf because she thought he would leave her if he got swole and other MGs started hitting on him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:06:21 2014 No.12607774 File: 192 KB, 631x850, 667e3841e3d2f07f4d4b556aaed521a7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607709 >no "Ka-ka" Pleb

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:06:26 2014 No.12607775 >>12607772 I would be disturbed and aroused at the same time. It can't be helped.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:12:49 2014 No.12607782

>>12607772
>Hugs
>Weirdly intimate

That's how they're supposed to be in most cultures. Those people only hug family and close friends. In places where the custom is to hug everyone, it's more like trying to make the person feel welcome like they're part of the family.

Did you never know that one retarded girl who had no concept of social boundaries and would hug everyone whenever she was happy? Not politely but full on family bear hug? That stuff is meant to be uncomfortable and awkward.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:13:41 2014 No.12607785 >>12607237 I wouldn't say they rhyme, so much as they sound alike.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:14:53 2014 No.12607787 >>12607756 >Ragnarok moonlight flower LOOORRDO OOOOFFFU VEEMIRRRIOOON http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBe8Nu2aa4Y

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:15:43 2014 No.12607790 >>12607785 And by sound alike I mean, not at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:15:55 2014 No.12607791 >>12606238 >Old Man Yaleton So he doesn't grow insane or get mindbroken?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:19:51 2014 No.12607803

>>12607791
>Old man Yaleton finally integrates and chills out by moving to the burbs full of happy families and vanilla monsters
>Finally gets called on to smite true evil instead of just irritating sinners and copy machines
>Steps up like a boss
Best crotchety old paladin.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:29:00 2014 No.12607813

Uh oh! You went to inform your daughteru that din din's ready, but when you opened the door instead of finding her masturbating like a monster girl her age is supposed to, she's posting on /pol/ about how the Tanuki are behind eveything wrong in the world, and how much she loves Ebola!

What will you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:30:10 2014 No.12607816 >>12607813 Dick the daughteru Love the Ebola-chan together

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:30:32 2014 No.12607817 >>12607813 Pat her head and call her a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:30:55 2014 No.12607818 >>12607813 I'm not even one of the daughteru dicking fags, in fact I get into fights with them a lot, but at that moment I dick the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:31:46 2014 No.12607822 >>12607813 I don't have a daughter. No really I don't whose fucking house am I in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:31:50 2014 No.12607823 >>12607813 Show her the way to the Humanboy thread. Obviously she's starved for sexual stimuli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:31:51 2014 No.12607824 >>12607813 Find her a husband with a big dick and a lot of stamina. She'll get over it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:34:47 2014 No.12607830 >>12607813 She's your daughter, you have to accept her for who she is. I still find it hard to believe that my weresheep daughteru would do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:34:58 2014 No.12607831 >>12607813 She forgot the amazons and baphomets. We'll talk about ebola over dinner though.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:36:30 2014 No.12607836
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>>12607813
Tell her that it's ok for her to like other monster girls, and that you will always love her, no matter who does she decide to love.
This Ebola friend of her is obviously someone important to her and you must respect that, maybe I'll even tell her to bring her friend over to meet her.

I'll deal with her racist views later, my daughteru needs my support right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:36:45 2014 No.12607838 >>12607818 Hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:37:27 2014 No.12607841 >>12607813 Stare at her for a couple of seconds with a stoic expression, shrug, tell her dinner's ready, then leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:37:44 2014 No.12607844 >>12607836 >I'll deal with her racist views later, my daughteru needs my support right now. By dealing you mean praising her for them and not being deluded by 'muh diversity' right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:38:41 2014 No.12607845 >>12607836 >implying it's romantic >implying girls can love girls

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:39:15 2014 No.12607848 >>12607838 I didn't say I would never, just said that I get into fights with those people a lot because at least half of them are horrible faggots. And its not even really for pleasure, mainly as an extreme way to fix whats wrong with her mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:40:47 2014 No.12607850 >>12607844 /pol/ please, if there was meant to be just one race, that's all there'd be, nature doesn't fuck around.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:42:48 2014 No.12607859
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>>12607850
Yes, good goyim, all Monster Girls are equal, as are humans! Now, let me introduce your Monster Daughteru to this nice young upstanding man. His name his Tyrone...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:43:51 2014 No.12607862 >>12607848 >half these threads are fags FTFY.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:44:28 2014 No.12607864 >>12607859 Tyrone is a Knigga who was born on the wrong side of the tracks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:44:49 2014 No.12607866 File: 491 KB, 900x1140, 1398023281764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Touch fluffy leg-tentacles

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:46:28 2014 No.12607869 >>12607844 >>12607859 I'm always... let's say "impressed" by people's ability to be racist in a thread about fucking monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:47:47 2014 No.12607873 >>12607845 What's wrong with girls loving girls? I mean, it's not like I aspire to pop like eight million boners and fuck every monster girl in the world at once. The ones I'm not fucking can fuck whatever they damn well please.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:48:28 2014 No.12607876

>>12607859
I was not roleplaying, and being inclusive or accepting of others does not mean you let them walk all over you, something white people have forgotten. I cannot begin to tell you how appalled I was when I saw those images of white people "apologizing" by being treated like slaves. You want to apologize? Just be decent to those you meet. Black guy here.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:48:49 2014 No.12607878
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>>12607844
I am sure she is only going through a phase. She is still somewhat depressed because of her school team dying on that freak airplane accident.

>>12607845
No love is forbidden upon the eyes of the Fallen God, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:49:01 2014 No.12607879 >>12607873 Don't start this shit again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:49:21 2014 No.12607880 File: 268 KB, 1280x1342, 1401636121935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, wimp! You look like you need a buddyguard!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:49:40 2014 No.12607881 File: 132 KB, 482x600, 1384653680691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607869 Yes, good goyim, all are equal in the world! Scales and fluff and chitin are all equal!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:50:03 2014 No.12607883 >>12607873 This isn't /u/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:50:10 2014 No.12607884 >>12607836 >Tell her that it's ok for her to like other monster girls It's not.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:50:17 2014 No.12607886
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>>12607869
>I'm always... let's say "impressed"
That alone is one of the faggiest things I've read in these threads ever

>by people's ability to be racist in a thread about fucking monsters.
wheredoyouthinkyouare.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:51:40 2014 No.12607889 >>12607880 How much does it cost?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:52:11 2014 No.12607891 File: 619 KB, 713x964, 1399005278628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607883 You're right, it's /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:52:18 2014 No.12607892 >>12607889 One kiss a day!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:52:34 2014 No.12607893 >>12607878 >The Fallen God approves lesbianism You. Me. Outside. NOW.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:53:28 2014 No.12607896 >>12607892 A kiss where exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:53:30 2014 No.12607897 >>12607880 I'm already spoken for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:53:36 2014 No.12607898 File: 371 KB, 1051x951, amazoness PSA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does /mgg/ know what "Rape Culture" really means?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:53:38 2014 No.12607899 File: 28 KB, 194x211, 1403064043108.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607881 Oy gevalt! And don't forget the 6 Trillion!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:53:39 2014 No.12607900 >>12607891 >Finnish Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:53:59 2014 No.12607903 >>12607878 >No love is forbidden upon the eyes of the Fallen God You are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:54:18 2014 No.12607904 >>12607891 I caught the reference, but I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:54:39 2014 No.12607905 >>12607892 Deal!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:54:54 2014 No.12607908 >>12607896 Cheek or forehead if nothing happens. Lips if there's a scuffle. Open-mouth if it's a rough one. You won't find better rates!

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:55:50 2014 No.12607912
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>>12607880
>I though we have been over this Nori, I can defend myself.
>I don't nee- Are those spiked knuckles?
>Have you been getting in fight's again? I thought we had been over this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:56:14 2014 No.12607913 >>12607880 >Buddyguard I like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:57:00 2014 No.12607915 File: 962 KB, 1000x1000, 1410139581200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607900 Why not? >>12607904 Think carefully about what you're advocating

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:57:09 2014 No.12607916 >>12607876 At least some of you are actually intelligent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:57:11 2014 No.12607917 >>12607891 >>12607904 I don't get it.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:58:05 2014 No.12607919

>>12607876
This. Just be decent and treat people like people. A person can be nice or shitty no matter what their background or race.

Most decent white people don't want want to be lumped in with jerry springer white trash and most decent black people don't want to be lumped in with wannabe gangsta niggas, same with everyone else. Nobody likes to be associated with the trash of their particular group.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:59:03 2014 No.12607923 >>12607898 >men behave like women You tried.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:59:32 2014 No.12607924 >>12607880 >>12607912 >I am a great and powerful wizard! >Your clothes are black!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 15:59:48 2014 No.12607925 >>12607915 >Why not? Because it's incomprehensible to almost everybody here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:01:47 2014 No.12607928 >>12607521 i liked the scene where she had only eaten semen for weeks

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:02:11 2014 No.12607931 >>12607891 I can't believe I've forgotten about this artist. His Hyrule Warriors stuff is golden.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:02:56 2014 No.12607935 File: 226 KB, 400x1200, 1399238567951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607925 I can't do much about that, the guy who draws it is finnish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:03:50 2014 No.12607936 >>12607915 I stated that this isn't /u/ i.e. yurifags can fuck off. If you're saying this applies to monstergirl threads, take it up with the mods, who put us here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:03:52 2014 No.12607937 >>12607928 What? I don't remember it Or you mean blonde elf?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:04:05 2014 No.12607938 >>12607935 But why post it when there's like five guys here who can read it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:05:30 2014 No.12607942 >>12607924 Stream that film if you're so great

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:06:26 2014 No.12607944 >>12607917 It's a scene from Resident Evil 4 where ganados are disposing of some corpses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:07:43 2014 No.12607947 >>12607916 Likewise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:07:57 2014 No.12607949 File: 585 KB, 1705x2034, 1373299818599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607936 You're awfully defensive, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:08:27 2014 No.12607951 >>12607908 Alright. Sounds good to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:09:53 2014 No.12607953 >>12607951 But this raises ethical issues. What if you and your buddyguard fall for each other? Then you won't be buddies anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:10:14 2014 No.12607956 >>12607949 >Trying to start the yuristorm again It hasn't even been half a week since the last one. Just stop already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:10:59 2014 No.12607958 >>12607923 Are you telling me you wouldn't use your dick to get what you want in a mg world?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:11:40 2014 No.12607962 >>12607953 No. Then you become fuck buddies! Which is much better than normal buddies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:11:42 2014 No.12607963 >>12607953 That's even better, because it means she can protect you at all times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:13:37 2014 No.12607967 >>12607958 I'm saying that as much role reversal there is in this world, men are not manipulative schemers, your image does not really work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:13:58 2014 No.12607968 File: 167 KB, 1000x1500, AClczL2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12607956 You're cute, anon - trying to start fights where none exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:15:17 2014 No.12607971 >>12607968 Sushi is nice, but I'd rather you instead. Unzips Dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:15:38 2014 No.12607972 >>12607836 Is this a Bat Girl we're talking about? Ebola is obviously going to NTR her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:15:39 2014 No.12607973 >>12607949 Is it post like a fag day and nobody told me? Speak clearly and stop using nonsensical images.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:16:32 2014 No.12607976 >>12607937 no, the part where the dog girl has to visit the prince with MC. and during a glorious blowjob scene he explains how she has not been allowed to eat semen during the entire journey.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:16:48 2014 No.12607979 >>12607968 You don't even try to hide that you're shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:17:13 2014 No.12607982 >>12607972 What if Ebola-chan NTRs people from life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:17:43 2014 No.12607983 >>12607976 anything but *

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:18:13 2014 No.12607985 >>12607976 Oh, I remember it now

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:18:14 2014 No.12607986 >>12607982 Its only dumb Africans so who cares?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:18:14 2014 No.12607987 >>12607942 >Stream Oooh. That's tender.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:19:08 2014 No.12607988 >>12607979 First you try to say I'm yuriposting or something, now you're falling back on shitposting. What's got you so upset?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:19:22 2014 No.12607989 >>12607979 Stop giving him attention, it's what he wants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:19:55 2014 No.12607990 >>12607988 I'm not even the guy you were talking to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:20:26 2014 No.12607994 >>12607967 >men are not manipulative schemers sure thing bub

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:20:38 2014 No.12607995 >>12607982 It's okay, it's not like Life loved me anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:21:54 2014 No.12608003 >>12607995 Life-chan is just extremely tsundere for you, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:24:15 2014 No.12608008 >>12608003 >Tsundere gets NTR'd because she's just a giant asshole to MC all the time Doujin when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:25:17 2014 No.12608010 >>12607987 Come inside! I'll get the Neosporin! Ba na na na na! Neo! Ba na na na na na na! Sporin!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:25:33 2014 No.12608011 >>12608008 Its not NTR if he didn't love her in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:26:42 2014 No.12608013 http://pastebin.com/t42NvP2Q

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:26:42 2014 No.12608014 >>12608008 >Suicide-chan gives MC what he's always wanted Yeah sure make it a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:28:10 2014 No.12608018 >>12608011 She can still cry outside the window as her childhood friend fucks some nice girl in all holes.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:29:02 2014 No.12608020

>>12607994
Men don't withhold sex to get you to paint the house. Or act pouty and say nothing's wrong when asked, just to explode in tears and bitching later. If a man is jealous, he will tell his partner "I don't like that guy" or plain let her know, not shitalk and antagonize the guy until he cracks and lashes out, to show his woman what a shit person he was. Men don say yes andmean maybe,or say maybe and mean no, they tell it ike it is.

Again, as much role reversal as there is n this setting, it doesn't mean men and women exchanged personalities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:29:20 2014 No.12608021 >>12608018 Her fault for being a cunt, she pretty much drove him into the arms of a woman that actually loves him and who he loves.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:31:00 2014 No.12608025

>>12608010
I mean. Crap man. Look at that. That's like his stomach blood on the ground back there. Tch. You don't see that every day. I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones, I mean, I'm no doctor but that's like one clean chunk.
Woof

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:31:30 2014 No.12608028 File: 27 KB, 476x477, Super Cunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12608008 >Tsundere gets NTR'd because she's just a giant asshole to MC all the time Where was this when I needed it most?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:32:49 2014 No.12608030 >>12606829 >>12606849 pls go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:33:01 2014 No.12608031 >>12608028 With people who actually have at the very least decent taste. So nowhere in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:33:35 2014 No.12608032 >>12608021 >a woman that actually loves him Please don't tsunshame. Tsundere love is as real as good girl love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:34:05 2014 No.12608033 >>12608030 You should be able to deduce those were not serious posts. Are you autistic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:34:16 2014 No.12608034 >>12608008 >>12608021 Now this is NTR that I can approve. God I hate tsunderes for this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:34:24 2014 No.12608035 >>12608013 This is too autistic for me to get mad at it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:35:27 2014 No.12608041 >>12608034 Not all tsunderes are cunts, only the violent ones. Are you saying you hate Medusa-chan because she's a bit tsun?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:35:58 2014 No.12608042 >>12608032 >tumblrspeak

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:36:49 2014 No.12608044 >>12608041 >Not all tsunderes are cunts, only the violent ones Who are the 90% nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:37:00 2014 No.12608046 >>12608013 10/10 Gender Bending is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:37:07 2014 No.12608047 File: 71 KB, 500x445, Xz3pQeO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/t42NvP2Q Wat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:37:22 2014 No.12608048 File: 280 KB, 635x903, 43964730.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12608041 >a giant asshole all the time >hate ... for this I think he agrees. I mean, nice tsuns are the cutest, aren't they?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:37:40 2014 No.12608049

>>12608032
I will give you that a tsundere 10 years ago actually loved the MC and just couldn't show it for whatever reason. However the modern day tsundere that Japan tries to push is a mega cunt that destroys the MCs possessions, beats him within an inch of his life, and tries to drive away his friends and generally fuck up his life, and then she says 'but no I actually liked you the whole time' they might as well be the super shit kind of yandere. They aren't tsundere they are shit.
>>12608034
You hate the modern shitdere man, like
>>12608041
said a good tsundere is actually a pretty good character.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:37:41 2014 No.12608051 File: 1.36 MB, 2000x2500, medusa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12608041 Tsundusa a qt

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:38:03 2014 No.12608052 >>12608041 Not him, but Medusa's fortunately aren't at ANTA BWAKA levels bitchy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:38:11 2014 No.12608053 >>12608047 This turned me on way more than it should have.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:39:16 2014 No.12608055 >>12608041 An old school tsundere is good. What we have now is bipolar bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:39:26 2014 No.12608057 >>12608033 >tumblrspeak Not him, but with the faggots here you never know. Especially with MGU confirmed to be here

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:39:35 2014 No.12608058 >>12608049 >might as well be the super shit kind of yandere >girl looks like a tsundere >turn out to be a super yan rapist Another doujin when!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:39:58 2014 No.12608059 >>12608020 I dunno, I've known guys who would do pretty much everything you described. I think you're generalizing a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:40:38 2014 No.12608063 >>12608057 Maybe the Succuslut trying to justify being a slut with several sex partners was a clue?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:41:08 2014 No.12608064 >>12608059 Those men are called faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:42:40 2014 No.12608069 >>12608058 This kinda fits the bill, but it isn't monstergirls. http://exhentai.org/g/552002/124aea77d2/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:43:54 2014 No.12608071 We need more tsuns pushing the guy they like into the arms of other women with their bitchiness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:45:12 2014 No.12608074 >>12608071 No, we need more classical tsunderes because those are neat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:45:19 2014 No.12608075 >>12608071 >We need more tsuns No, we don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:45:22 2014 No.12608076 >Tsunderes I still trying to understand why a lot of people like Louise

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:45:40 2014 No.12608077 >>12608058 >Some tomboy Werecat/Werewolf/Whatever-the-fuck is actually a "keikaku doori" level of possessive/obsessive yandere. I can get behind that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:46:06 2014 No.12608079 >>12608059 This >>12608064

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:46:55 2014 No.12608082 >>12608076 She's super hot. I've fapped to her rape doujins a million times. My hateboner for her grows turgid even as we speak.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:47:29 2014 No.12608085 >>12608076 >Louise King Arthurs girlfriend from Gundam 00, or some tsundere I know fuck-all about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:47:38 2014 No.12608086 >>12608008 http://exhentai.org/g/529562/657db0d794/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:47:59 2014 No.12608087 >>12608071 No we need actually good tsunderes from back in the day. >>12608076 Masochism. Or they ignore that and just focus on how hot she is. Don't have to like the character to fap to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:48:19 2014 No.12608088 >>12608064 Well, those are the type of people that role-reversal appeals to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:49:06 2014 No.12608089 >>12608085 >Says tsundere in the post >Asks if he means a tsundere

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:50:20 2014 No.12608090 File: 237 KB, 500x281, 1405711476483.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12608089

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:50:21 2014 No.12608092 File: 435 KB, 980x1400, 12-Beast-c6_12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12608076 Tsun can be good, but all depends on the girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:50:59 2014 No.12608094 >>12608075 Getting destroyed by their rampant cunttiness, anon. I want me some bitch tears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:51:00 2014 No.12608095 >>12608082 One thing is having a hateboner with her, another different is defending her as a good character and saying that she's far better than the rest of girls of her series. >>12608085 Zero no Tsukaima.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:52:23 2014 No.12608101 >>12608092 But 12Beast is a shitty series in general, so that "Harpy" doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:53:38 2014 No.12608106 >>12608095 Her blonde sister is the best. Flat adult teacher tsun is so good for raping~

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:53:51 2014 No.12608108 >>12608101 >12Beast is a shitty series in general But anon, delicious brown cow tits!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:54:05 2014 No.12608109 >>12608092 >So little detail aside from the "characters" Yeah, thanks Crabman

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:55:23 2014 No.12608111 >>12608109 If Kubo is allowed to get away with it, why not Crab?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:55:51 2014 No.12608114 >>12608106 That's not Lukshana but good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:55:52 2014 No.12608115 File: 184 KB, 840x1200, Homicidal Bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12608092 I seriously hope that's not your example of good Tsun.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:56:36 2014 No.12608116
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>>12608076
Because she is hot as fuck
Hottest tsundere ever
And her rage was mostly justified. Usually harems end with kiss and love confession. MC confessed his undying love somewhere near the beginning. But he still flirts with every girls he sees.
Even after they get officially married, he nearly fucked her best childhood friend in their own house on their fucking HONEYMOON.
What would you do if your waifu fucked your best friend on your honeymoon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:57:03 2014 No.12608117 >>12608111 Nobody is allowed. If a fucking manga from over 10 years ago has more detail into its backgrounds and interests me more, it fucked up big.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:58:10 2014 No.12608120 >>12608117 >from 10 years ago What does that have to do with anything?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:59:31 2014 No.12608123 >>12608120 Comparing the quality from something in the past to the present where it should look better and have more detail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 16:59:45 2014 No.12608124 >>12608116 Just look at that body. I'd irrumate the shit out of her, and then ram my dick into her anus and strangle her halfway to death as her twitching massaged my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:00:02 2014 No.12608126 >>12608020 it's like I'm really in /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:00:13 2014 No.12608127 >>12608111 Because Kubo is God

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:00:52 2014 No.12608128 >>12608123 Comic books aren't video games, anon. A better artist from 100 years ago would draw better than a shit one today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:01:22 2014 No.12608130 >>12608123 Why should it look better and have more detail when it's all done using pen and ink by different people with different levels of skill?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:02:04 2014 No.12608131 >>12608128 Japanese art from the Sengoku era looks crazy and stupid as fuck, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:02:31 2014 No.12608135 >>12608128 I know, I know. But It just really irks me, you know? I'll shut up now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:04:24 2014 No.12608144 >>12608108 You mean horribly drawn balloon tits and stick arms? KCs Minotaurs are superior.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:04:31 2014 No.12608145 >>12608131 >1914 >sengoku Anon, I... Let's get serious for a minute, I'd love to see a mango go the whole flowery Art Nouveau style.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:06:13 2014 No.12608152 >>12608145 They barely did anything other than war propaganda back in the early 1900s.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:06:39 2014 No.12608153 >>12608095 >defending her as a good character and saying that she's far better than the rest of girls of her series. Anybody who does that really just needs to fucking die eating the shit they love so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:06:44 2014 No.12608154 >>12608126 You call this bait?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:07:38 2014 No.12608160 >>12608144 It's too bad KC minotaurs get no art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:07:48 2014 No.12608162 >>12608092 She's actually the shit kind though, so that automatically makes her shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:09:06 2014 No.12608165 >>12608116 All in all it was a pretty shitty series, MC was the definition of shit as was she.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:09:58 2014 No.12608168 >>12608165 If she's shit, then I must be into dirty anal 'cause I want that all over my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:10:16 2014 No.12608170 >>12608160 >Still no mini-gun Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:10:32 2014 No.12608172 >>12608153 Have you never seen a ZnT thread in /a/? If you say something against her you will have half of the thread over you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:11:09 2014 No.12608174 Is Lanternon dead?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:12:17 2014 No.12608178 >>12608168 Again you don't have to like the character to want to fuck the shit out of them. >>12608172 >That horrible fucking board >Having good taste Anon they're better than Japan but that's not saying much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:12:26 2014 No.12608179 >>12608170 Don't remind me. It needs to be drawn, but NOPE HAVE ANOTHER LASKA PICTURE.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:14:14 2014 No.12608181

>>12608168
I keep saying that the best tsundere is someone who actually likes you, but just can't bring herself to say it.
And the best tsundere characters ought to be paired with someone who is willing to play along with her tsuntsun attitude in a way that gets her to be more honest with her feelings.
Which is whyI keep writing those Tsundusa one-offs when I should be making this a legit pastebin story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:15:21 2014 No.12608183 >>12608165 Yeah, MC is pretty much worst MC in harems. If he wouldn't be such a manwhore, she would lose her tsun part pretty fast I was so mad he decided to fuck queen on their honeymoon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:15:40 2014 No.12608184 >>12608181 Fucking do it man, I want a full story of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:17:57 2014 No.12608190 >>12608179 Are you really complaining about an artist drawing what he wants? Are you really complaining he's not drawing all your special snow flake requests?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:18:04 2014 No.12608191 >>12608181 This is why I rather liked Tsun's like Rin in Fate. She would actually help Shirou out and rationalize that she wasn't doing it because she liked him when it is exactly why she was helping him. Then she would get more honest with herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:20:23 2014 No.12608196 >>12608181 >Tsundusa one-offs What one-offs?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:21:22 2014 No.12608198

>>12608190
We complain when he comes to these threads, asks for requests, then says fuck it and draws something he knows nobody but him wants. We complain when he says he hates certain fetishes, such as gore, then draws them anyway. We complain when over half of his drawings are from the stories of one of the most hated writefags to ever come to these threads. So yes we are complaining that he is being a horrible fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:21:47 2014 No.12608199 File: 69 KB, 687x708, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12608196 I only did this on one other instance, but here's one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:21:54 2014 No.12608200 File: 46 KB, 287x296, 3095734532342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >still no moose chapter 80

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:22:02 2014 No.12608201 File: 192 KB, 1304x529, 1393777013639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://i.imgur.com/3RmXj8T.jpg We're going to the edge of time and space.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:23:40 2014 No.12608202 >>12608198 He's done quite a few requests. You're one entitled motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:23:58 2014 No.12608204 >>12608198 That was beautiful. I applaud you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:27:00 2014 No.12608212 >>12608198 I concur.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:27:09 2014 No.12608213 >>12608198 Dunno, he did my spooky request and made pic with swaggy skeleton and Wight

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:27:22 2014 No.12608214 >>12608190 Oh, I saw this coming. And "special snow flake?" Really?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:27:34 2014 No.12608215 >>12608200 I feel your pain. But I will be patient >>12608202 (different guy) > doing some requests means he can ask for more and then snub them

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:28:35 2014 No.12608220 >>12608214 Isn't Laska a special snowflake?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:28:53 2014 No.12608221 >>12608200 >wanting shounen harem adventures >>12608215 >asking for requests means he absolutely has to draw all of them instead of ones he likes Who the fuck would ever want to draw for a bunch of faggots like you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:30:33 2014 No.12608222 >>12608221 I don't remember seeing anyone ask for a drawing of a tarrasque eating a mermaid alive.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:31:09 2014 No.12608224

>>12608202
>He actually does what people want for ever five times he doesn't.
>That means he can do whatever he wants.
>>12608213
Again he did your one request so that means he never has to take requests again or only very few in between the other stuff? That's bullshit and you know it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:31:26 2014 No.12608225 >>12608190 >Wanting something other than yet another manticore picture is being a special snow flake now. How are you not bored of that shit already?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:33:11 2014 No.12608228 >>12608224 >Again he did your one request so that means he never has to take requests again or only very few in between the other stuff? That's bullshit and you know it Holy shit this entitlement.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:33:37 2014 No.12608229 File: 46 KB, 287x296, I look at them out together and I see she's wearing my sweater.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12608215 what if he died and there is no ending? how will laven make it back to 3D land

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:33:41 2014 No.12608231 >>12608221 Something tells me you hate a lot of things.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:34:12 2014 No.12608233

>>12608221

>>12608222 has a point. It's one thing to ask for requests and then do one request out of twenty and then not do any of the others for some time after that.

It's a completely different matter to ask for requests,and then do a drawing that nobody asked for, and very few people like.
Despite that, I can't bring myself to hate him as vehemently as others do, but it is still annoying.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:34:14 2014 No.12608234

>>12608221
>Asking for requests means he should probably actually take a few and not be a faggot and ignore literally all of them including the ones lots of people want and just draw more laska or guro
FTFY. Also apparently him so what the fuck are you even asking.
>>12608228
>Wanting him to do what he says he will is being entitled
Ok.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:35:39 2014 No.12608239 >>12608200 >80 chapters. This is officially getting drawn out for the hell of it now.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:36:12 2014 No.12608240

>>12608221
Quit being obtuse. Nobody is saying he has to draw for us or that he can't draw whatever he wants. When he comes here specifically to take requests, only to go
>lol fu I made something that nobody wants for the shock value shits & giggles
Then he is being a horrible fucking faggot.
>>12608222
>>12608224
>>12608225
>>12608231
>>12608233
>>12608234
What they said.
>>12608229
DESPAIR.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:37:15 2014 No.12608243 >>12608239 it's currently 35% complete

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:38:00 2014 No.12608246 >>12608234 >>12608240 So yes, you two assholes are mad because he won't draw your request.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:38:40 2014 No.12608247 >>12608239 It's fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:38:46 2014 No.12608248 >>12608198 >Bob the worst writefaggot >Not Bollocks, who writes and then procrastinates indefinitely while shit flinging at his senpai

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:40:13 2014 No.12608249 >>12608246 Ok so its confirmed that you are just shitposting now. >>12608248 >didn't even say worst >said one of the most hated >didn't even say most hated At least read their post before replying to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:40:40 2014 No.12608250 >>12608246 I have never requested anything of him other than that he SIT FUCKING STILL on the irc long enough to accept a compliment on his work and he is too autistic to do even that. Don't bother trying to use ad hominem on me anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:40:52 2014 No.12608251 >>12608239 Yes, he waddles around far too much and introduces new characters for no real reason. New character > pointless mucking about said character > 'grand' fight or other climatic conclusion > repeat. It's honestly 80 chapters of nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:40:55 2014 No.12608252 >>12608248 Being a procrastinator is not nearly as bad as being a shitstirring attentionwhore. And well, hating Bob, no jury in the world would convict a man for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:41:26 2014 No.12608253 >>12608246 I'm not any of them, but is funny how the people who defend him always say the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:41:36 2014 No.12608254 >>12608248 That's not Nega. Although Bollocks needs to get off his ass and do some Werewolf/Schwarzwulfen /ss/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:42:04 2014 No.12608258 >>12608251 I haven't even read it but that sounds pretty standard episodic shounen-y to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:42:27 2014 No.12608260 >>12608221 >all that mad in your posts You must be fun at parties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:43:52 2014 No.12608262 Is weekend /mgg/ always this shitty?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:44:00 2014 No.12608263 >>12608258 That's all I'm saying. Its technical merits are decent, but the plot/story is just far too generic shounen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:45:17 2014 No.12608267 >>12608251 (different guy) I may have slightly shit taste, because I loved the Wheel of Time series and that formula happened even worse there. But good God even I got tired of that after the nth book of padding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:46:12 2014 No.12608271 File: 787 KB, 1024x768, 46248295_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you feel about mature Monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:46:14 2014 No.12608272 >>12608262 ALWAYS.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:46:24 2014 No.12608273

>>12608253
There's probably only a few of them anyway who take it this far so its not surprising they have no independent arguments.
>>12608262
During the day the threads can get pretty shitty, generally during the day, the weekend, and the first 500-1000 posts of a thread are the most likely areas for a shit storm. The nights are nice. But really a shit storm can spring up anywhere.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:46:51 2014 No.12608276

>>12608246
>two assholes
No, it's not just two assholes, it's like five or ten assholes who, yes, are in fact very mad that less does not draw the requests that have been posted several times he has come here and posted his "..." thing.

But if that makes us assholes, then well my bad. Sorry.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:47:30 2014 No.12608277

>>12608262

People have been picking fights every day for the last couple of weeks. A combination of shitposters and being at the most content-starved time right before a new EMG chapter drops.

But "stay out of the threads on weekends" used to be a saying when these were on /a/. Nothing's changed too much there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:47:45 2014 No.12608278 >>12608271 Is she getting raped?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:48:10 2014 No.12608279 >>12608271 Delicious delicious delicious delicious. Mature, health, and softness are my favorite traits, hence why Holstaurus is my favorite monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:48:23 2014 No.12608280 >>12608276 See, the reason it makes you assholes is because you're acting like he has some obligation to draw for you. Instead of getting all fanny flustered over it and constantly shit-talking him, why not give him reason to draw your request?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:48:47 2014 No.12608282 >>12608277 And on /a/ these threads started out as something for on the weekends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:50:20 2014 No.12608286 >>12608271 Meh Lolis are better

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:50:24 2014 No.12608287 >>12608278 Just embarrassed to have a young man lust after her old body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:50:38 2014 No.12608288 >>12608282 >Started on the weekends You haven't been here long, have you?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:51:23 2014 No.12608291

>>12608280
>Asks for requests constantly
If he wasn't going to draw what we wanted he wouldn't ask what we wanted. Asking and then saying fuck it, especially when drawing something people really don't like, makes him a faggot. Also if a lot of people in the thread wanting him to draw a certain thing, or people constantly asking for it isn't a reason to draw it then there is no reason. Why would we pay him to draw something when we have heard how horrible he is to work with?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:51:46 2014 No.12608292 >>12608271 Delicious Fat Chest

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:51:47 2014 No.12608293 >>12608280 That's it. Ignore this moron. I should have ignored him from the start. Better late than never.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:52:06 2014 No.12608294 >>12608254 This. I've yet to see another writefag who needs attention like NegaFaggot. He even once put himself on Captain's level. His ego dwarfs all the other writefags put together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:52:23 2014 No.12608295 >>12608286 Fuck you.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:52:59 2014 No.12608297

>>12608280
Personally, I'm not even that mad about it since my requests have been done. But speaking as a person who can understand that frustration, aside from writefagging a convincing enough story with a character that he likes enough to draw, OR posting a series of links leading back to the pile of posts going "Yes, we should get him to draw this!" which he may or may not even look at, the options are pretty limited aside from just saying, "Coulld you please draw this?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:53:09 2014 No.12608298 >>12608271 Do Cakes count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:54:37 2014 No.12608300 >>12608239 Could be worse. Apparently Trader Anon was going to do like a Harry Potter year shit, we were in like month 2 and he had like 75K words when he stopped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:54:58 2014 No.12608302 File: 607 KB, 600x766, yan-fe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need my yandere fix mang.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:55:56 2014 No.12608305 >>12608291 Don't bother. He won't read you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:56:14 2014 No.12608307 >>12608288 Saturday Night Monster Girls bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:57:39 2014 No.12608310 >>12608305 I know he wont, but if I can convince others how horrible and baseless his argument is maybe we can at least cut back on the storms.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:58:31 2014 No.12608313

Hey guys!

I see the crabby Bastards are posting .

I have come up with some ideas since last night for a short series of stand alone stories about a human policeman, paired off with a MG partner.

Do not worry, I will not let my main story suffer and will continue to keep writing that, I feel I may have enough material to keep me going for at least 20 more chapters, provided people remain interested in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:58:42 2014 No.12608314 >>12608302 Face looks like a dude's.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:58:55 2014 No.12608315 >>12608310 If you didn't want an argument why would you randomly just start talking about how shit he is? Just admit you're assblasted he won't draw your request. It'll make you feel better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:59:27 2014 No.12608318 >>12608291 >asking for requests constantly. apparently, writing down an ellipsis would immediately mean that he would want to draw something. I mean, it's just his autistic way of getting attention. just say hi to the cat or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 17:59:59 2014 No.12608319 >>12608314 Cut to the inside of a rebel spacecraft, you see admiral Akbar, he shouts "It's a trap!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:00:00 2014 No.12608320 >>12608314 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:00:52 2014 No.12608323 >>12608302 Why do you like yandere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:01:13 2014 No.12608324 >>12608313 Is the Pharaoh still in? Please tell me Pharaoh is still in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:01:53 2014 No.12608327 >>12608323 Unconditional love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:02:44 2014 No.12608328 >>12608323 Why don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:03:21 2014 No.12608329 >>12608327 >unconditional love >cheat on me and I'll kill you! does not compute

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:03:27 2014 No.12608330

>You'll never be that one chill as fuck dude who's a bro to everyone you meet, human and monster alike
>You'll never be an expert at brightening people's mood, joining anyone who needs a helping hand in jolly cooperation without discrimination
>You'll never manage to set up good dates for your bros, introducing them to monstergirls that share alot in common
>You'll never have to shoot down any monstergirls who attempt to flirt with you, however, deciding to stay single
>You'll never be pushed by your friends to the point of having to hook up with a cute monstergirls that took great interest in you one night at a party
>You'll never get well along together, sharing the same tastes in many things, and get to know each other better as a result
>She'll never take you to her house, regardless of how much you desperately try to (politely) refuse her advances
>You'll never have to finally tell her the truth once you're in her room, as she's sitting on top of you in bed, ready to go wild
>The truth that, for years, you've been trying your best to hide, or at least forget, by being a good guy to everyone around you, so you wouldn't feel so bad about yourself
>The truth that you won't be able to please her because you're sterile
>She'll never stare at you for a few moments, before finally lying down and giving you a tight, warm hug
>She'll never tell you that she doesn't care, and that all that matters is that she loves you for who you are

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:03:29 2014 No.12608331 >>12608313 which writefag are you? It might be important.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:03:45 2014 No.12608335 >>12608320 Put your hands to cover her ears. It should be really apparent then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:04:31 2014 No.12608338 >>12608329 >Confusing Yangire with Yandere. >Again. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:04:48 2014 No.12608340 >>12608302 What's stopping you from getting it mang?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:05:03 2014 No.12608341 >>12608329 Learn the types, or shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:05:06 2014 No.12608342 >>12608328 I don't know, just never really appealed to me. I'm just curious as to what people like about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:05:36 2014 No.12608343 >>12608329 Again, that's yangire. Yanderes would probably kill themselves due to believing that they've lost their love and can't live without him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:05:43 2014 No.12608344 >>12608335 Does kinda look like Armin from AoT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:06:10 2014 No.12608345 >>12608329 A yandere would kill herself before killing you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:06:50 2014 No.12608347 >>12608335 I still don't see it. Especially with that boobplate, those hips, and that delicious belly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:07:11 2014 No.12608348 >>12608330 >sterile Suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:07:55 2014 No.12608352 >>12608347 Look at the face like he said. Body is certainly of a girl but the face looks like a guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:08:07 2014 No.12608353 >>12608344 >Shitgeki

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:08:30 2014 No.12608354 >>12608331 I am the one they call commercial-kun

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:08:50 2014 No.12608355 >>12608330 that was pretty stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:09:14 2014 No.12608357 >>12608353 Calm down I was referencing it moron not calling it good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:09:17 2014 No.12608358 I'm gonna stick my DICK in your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:09:36 2014 No.12608359 >>12608353 I mean, we all know it's shit, but doesn't it, though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:10:03 2014 No.12608361 >>12608352 I don't see it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:10:06 2014 No.12608362 >>12608358 I'll fuck you before you touch her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:10:35 2014 No.12608364 >>12608358 This is bait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:10:37 2014 No.12608365 >>12608358 No if I shoot you before that.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:10:40 2014 No.12608366

>>12608324
To be honest I hate to borrow characters that have developed by someone else.

It may sound weird but , to me it sort of feels like I am cheating on the one who created them ..

Sort of like "I am using yer GF dude", not sure if this makes sense

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:10:56 2014 No.12608368 >>12608358 Do it, and I'll stick my DICK in YOU.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:11:14 2014 No.12608369 >>12608358 I'm gonna stick my DICK in your alp ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:11:23 2014 No.12608370 >>12608358 I'll make you my woman then. Hello, future Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:11:28 2014 No.12608371 >>12608362 Not if I fuck you first!~ teleports behind you Hehe, nothin' personal kid. unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:11:34 2014 No.12608372 >>12608254 >Wanting to be the Herrenvolk Shota I didn't realize somebody other than him liked that story concept.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:12:02 2014 No.12608373 Great, here come the Alps again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:12:23 2014 No.12608375 >>12608358 I like how this is one of the few posts that gets instant replies

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:12:39 2014 No.12608376 >>12608366 Anon, look. I came up with the character specifically for the purpose of you using it in your story. There's no reason to feel bad. Please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:12:50 2014 No.12608378 >>12608271 I like Abubu's older Kitsune. The smug in the final image was phenomenal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:13:31 2014 No.12608380 >>12608373 Now come on, Alps are good people, honest!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:13:52 2014 No.12608382 >>12608358 >>12608375 >guaranteed replies My sides.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:13:53 2014 No.12608384 >>12608354 Do you have a pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:14:56 2014 No.12608386 >>12608372 It tickles my /ss/ fetish in the right places. Especially if it involves busty, black haired, not-Nazi Werewolves engaging in husbandry with blonde-haired blue-eyed shotas.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:15:00 2014 No.12608387

I am really liking the idea of a dark comedy with Detective Inspector Alicia Kikimora.

Lost her Master and child to a brutal murder in the early days of human / MG co-habitation , torn apart by the loss, she joins the police force, Monster Girl Police!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:16:10 2014 No.12608388 >>12608373 I blame /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:16:46 2014 No.12608389 >>12608386 Can I interest you in >>12604616

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:16:57 2014 No.12608390 >>12608387 >tfw Pharaoh gets outdone by a Kikimora yet again

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:17:48 2014 No.12608393

>>12608387
The problem with this, is I tend to keep veering over to comedy.

Kikimora maid turns cops, shes best at cleaning a crime scene , getting impressions from suspects , and always has this nagging desire in the back of mer mind to clean everything, the inside of her patrol car is spotless, that sort of thing , the fun I could make with this is right up there with the 'slow wurm maid'

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:18:13 2014 No.12608396 >>12608388 I don't remember there ever being this much alp posting on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:18:41 2014 No.12608397 >>12608389 I've read it. It's great, but it isn't what I'm looking for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:19:11 2014 No.12608401 >>12608387 >Someone decides to write a story about this >It's announced here and anon rejoices >It's released and it's basically Evil Within styled horror with light comedy >Anon never asks for a story on /jp/ again

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:19:31 2014 No.12608403 >>12608271 motherly mature monster girls who ara ara~ are the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:19:49 2014 No.12608404 >>12608393 >slow wurm Isn't that redundant. >>12608397 I'm trying to shill for the story since I feel bad for not paying anything.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:21:45 2014 No.12608408

>>12608390
I can use the Pharaoh. There is no real reason why I can't. It is just I am the kind of writer who tends to over think characters, locations and plots before I even attempt to start writing, and then it is piece meal , little bit here, little there, tie them together.
My chapter 6 took me about 2 weeks to finish because I had written myself into a corner over a plot development I forgotten about in chapter 4 .

Ahh well, enough of the boring life of a writer crap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:23:04 2014 No.12608412 >>12608371 action That gets people banned, kid. I suggest you delete your comment before it's reported.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:23:08 2014 No.12608413 >>12608330 This is the good end to The Sun Also Rises

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:23:45 2014 No.12608415 >>12608025 Watched this movie for the first time just yesterday. Damn, it was good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:24:24 2014 No.12608418 >>12608401 Actually there is no reason why over a little time I can not try writing 2 versions. One with kikimora, the other with rich Pharaoh , and see what one is better received

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:26:06 2014 No.12608423 >>12608418 Would the Pharaohs squad car be a Porsche?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:27:11 2014 No.12608425 Do you ever get the feeling you're never around when /mgg/ is discussing your favorite monster girl And then when you are around you get flamed or ignored Do you know that feel

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:27:41 2014 No.12608427 >>12608396 It's all the idiots who want to be the little girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:27:43 2014 No.12608428 >>12608376 As you gave me permission, I no longer see why I can not make a short with her. It was my intention to write a few stand alone stories anyway, there is no reason why I can not write one of Kikimora, and another of Pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:27:58 2014 No.12608429 >>12608404 Not that kind of slow. Racist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:28:49 2014 No.12608431 >>12608396 All 12 of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:29:56 2014 No.12608433 >>12608425 What's your favorite monster girl, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:30:50 2014 No.12608434 >>12608425 Ignored? Maybe. Especially during those times when I'm like, "Hey guys, check this." And my first reply to it is hours later when I'm asleep. Flamed, though? No, because I know how to conduct myself. But yes, what is your favorite girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:32:14 2014 No.12608438 >>12608425 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:32:40 2014 No.12608440 Vampire > Succubutt Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:33:40 2014 No.12608443 >>12608440 >One kills you and turns you into one of her thousands of nameless ghouls >the other fucks you then kills you as payment Both are shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:33:58 2014 No.12608444 >>12608440 Dhampir > Vampire > Succubutt Prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:34:38 2014 No.12608448 >>12608440 In terms of personalities and what they require from their mates, yes. But devil wings / horns / spade tail is much more aesthetic imo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:34:49 2014 No.12608449 >>12608444 Living monstergirl>Undead shit Necromancer is exempt from this tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:34:55 2014 No.12608450 >>12608440 Dhampir > Vamps > Succusluts

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:35:23 2014 No.12608451 >>12608440 >>12608444 >>12608448 >>12608450 Monstergirls are individuals and should be judged as such - prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:35:30 2014 No.12608452 >>12608449 Wight and Lich as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:36:40 2014 No.12608457 >>12608444 Damphair > Dhampir > Succuslut > Vampire

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:36:41 2014 No.12608458 >>12608440 You are not wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:37:16 2014 No.12608460 >>12608433 >>12608434 no, you'll laugh at me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:37:37 2014 No.12608461 >>12608460 do it m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:38:29 2014 No.12608465 >>12608460 Do it. Hey, hey. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:39:00 2014 No.12608466 >>12608460 I probably won't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:40:59 2014 No.12608471 >>12608460 What is your favourite monstergirl? Matango?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:41:21 2014 No.12608473 >>12608460 Where do you think we are right now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:43:48 2014 No.12608479 >>12608461 >>12608465 >>12608466 >>12608471 >>12608473 if I answer then in the future you'll all think it's me trying to force her whenever somebody mentions her

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:44:58 2014 No.12608480 >>12608479 just post her anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:45:24 2014 No.12608482 >>12608479 Just say it, mang.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:45:36 2014 No.12608484 >>12608479 Is it Cheshire? Is it Manticore? Because those monsters in and of themselves aren't bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:46:14 2014 No.12608485 >>12608479 Well then fuck off. You had an opportunity to start a discussion about your monster girl and you dicked around. How insecure do you have to be to not state your preference ANONYMOUSLY?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:48:24 2014 No.12608492

>>12608415
Did you watch it with snacks? Perhaps a carbonated soda?
>You'll never come across your high-society waifu winging in the shower with lyrics she considers to be less boorish.
>she'll never wiggle her bubblebutt in the shower, singing
>"I enjoy a weight posterior and I cannot lie"
>"My other kin cannot deceive."
>"When a boy introduces himself with a relatively minor waist and a long thing in my face, I get... [mumbles]real fucking horny[/mumbles]"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:50:50 2014 No.12608496 >>12608479 You're nothing going to say, right? I'll just say mine: Jinkos. I fucking love them! But I also love Frosted Rapes, and I'm not even a fan of quads. I just want to cuddle with them all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:51:51 2014 No.12608497 >>12608496 You have some fine tastes, friend. Just beware when she goes into heat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:52:06 2014 No.12608498 >>12608484 no, she's not popular >>12608485 I just don't want her to go down the same road as the succubutt fags a vocal minority trying to discuss them as waifus, and then inviting the whole board to stereotype and flame them

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:53:19 2014 No.12608502 >>12608496 Is there any better feeling in the world than being head-patted with a big furry jinko paw?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:53:28 2014 No.12608503 >>12608498 THEN JUST SAY IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:53:29 2014 No.12608504 >>12608498 Alps? Just fucking tell us already goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:53:57 2014 No.12608505 >>12608498 Dark Priest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:54:06 2014 No.12608506 >>12608498 Just tell us already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:54:11 2014 No.12608507 >>12608498 Succubutts are getting slightly better publicity in these threads nowadays. Say it. Stop pussyfootin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:55:05 2014 No.12608512 >>12608505 I'm okay with Dark Priests. See? That wasn't so bad now, was it? Enjoy your waifu, mang.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:55:09 2014 No.12608513 >>12608502 Burying your face in jinko fur while you fall asleep. Her deep, resonating purrs vibrating throughout your body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:55:12 2014 No.12608514 >>12608498 Say her name so I can steal her soul.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:55:45 2014 No.12608516 >>12608512 I'm not him. I'm trying to guess it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:55:55 2014 No.12608517 >>12608492 >whight girl mangling that song Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:56:16 2014 No.12608520 >A dragon girl will never demand that you become her travelling buddy and fuck-squire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:56:38 2014 No.12608523 >>12608502 Being held in the warm, comforting embrace of the one you love. Big meaty paws that easily wrap around you and furry legs that bind yours.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:56:45 2014 No.12608524 >>12608513 >purr she chuffs

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:58:09 2014 No.12608526 >>12608520 I wanna be the squire too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:58:14 2014 No.12608527 >>12608418 I think you misunderstand what I was implying. Which makes sense since Evil Within is vidya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:58:25 2014 No.12608529 >>12608516 Must be something like beelzebub, mandragora , or gargoyle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:58:36 2014 No.12608530 >>12608524 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI Hmm, that's pretty cute. I also learned something about tigers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:59:05 2014 No.12608531 >>12608529 What's wrong with gargoyle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 18:59:15 2014 No.12608532 >You will never experience feeding your monster girl daughteru some of your favorite foods

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:00:08 2014 No.12608535 >>12608520 >Adventuring with Monster Girls Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:00:44 2014 No.12608536 >>12608532 >you will never force your oni daughteru to eat her beans

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:00:56 2014 No.12608538 >>12608492 I watched it with a huge ass burger and fries from a nearby shop. The Chosen One had a crazy Akaname tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:01:15 2014 No.12608540 >>12608530 Jinko love belly rubs!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:01:26 2014 No.12608542 >>12608497 Thanks. It doesn't end up with a crushed pelvis, at least. >>12608502 I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:02:05 2014 No.12608545 >>12608529 I have never seen beezlebubs and mandragoras taken seriously in discussion. It's probably a mg who gets just a small bit of love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:02:08 2014 No.12608546 >>12608532 >Your carniverous daughterus will never constantly hassle you whenever you eat meat and force you to lock the fridge and freezer so she can't abscond with steaks in the middle of the night http://i.imgur.com/kild06S.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:02:42 2014 No.12608549 >>12608536 >EATS YOUR PEAS

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:03:12 2014 No.12608550 >>12608498 Hey. Pussylips. Say it! You're killin me here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:05:00 2014 No.12608554 >>12608549 But that's what Pharaoh is for, silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:05:20 2014 No.12608555 Okay fine I'll say it. My favorite is Shirohebi Please don't reply to my post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:06:25 2014 No.12608557 MGE or MGQ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:06:33 2014 No.12608559 >>12608555 nICE TRIPS

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:06:53 2014 No.12608561 >>12608503 >>12608504 >>12608506 >>12608514 >>12608550 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get this much attention she was posted in this thread just don't worry about guessing and appreciate all MGs next time someone wants to talk about them

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:07:47 2014 No.12608564 >>12608557 MGE >>12608561 Lava Golem

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:07:49 2014 No.12608565 Do you guys still do Cyoas? I haven't visited since you were booted off of /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:08:00 2014 No.12608566 >>12608555 Dude. What the fuck. Everybody loves Shirohebis, are you kidding me? You got me so upset, I'm going to post this for you. http://i.imgur.com/6J4ICGi.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:08:15 2014 No.12608567 >>12608555 Shirohebi gets a decent amount of love though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:09:06 2014 No.12608569 >>12608561 >I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get this much attention" >Still didn't say what she is >"appreciate all MGs next time someone wants to talk about them" Dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:09:16 2014 No.12608570 >>12608531 He said she's not popular, I think I've seen gargoyle mentioned like three times these past five years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:09:22 2014 No.12608571 >>12608555 you're not me anon shirohebis actually have content and writefaggotry

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:09:40 2014 No.12608573 >>12608565 Now and then, though they're usually posted on pastebin with strawpoll votes now

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:10:07 2014 No.12608574 >>12608561 Just because of you, I'm gonna flame every unpopular mg that someone attempts to bring up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:10:22 2014 No.12608575 >>12608571 Yeah but you're a fag so I think my opinion is better and more valid anyway. Shut the fuck up or speak up Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:10:32 2014 No.12608576 >>12608555 Shirohebis are fine. YOU AIN'T STOPPING ME FROM REPLYING YOU'RE GETTING YOU'RE WAIFU COMPLIMENTED AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT YOU FAG

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:12:44 2014 No.12608581 >>12608571 You love Oomukades then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:13:34 2014 No.12608583 >>12608566 >http://i.imgur.com/6J4ICGi.jpg But Shirohebi and Apophis are both yandere. Although Shirohebi actually has more more/actual material indicative of such. Also: http://i.imgur.com/J3Ne1FT.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:13:42 2014 No.12608584 >>12608561 If you didn't want attention then you should o told us by now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:14:00 2014 No.12608586 >>12608555 Your waifu gets content. Some of us aren't so lucky. Ghouls don't even have writefag stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:14:40 2014 No.12608588 >>12608583 >http://i.imgur.com/J3Ne1FT.jpg hot as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:14:58 2014 No.12608591 >>12608581 >Oomukade >Not popular I just want to hold her hand and whisper gently that her antennae are very charming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:15:36 2014 No.12608593 >>12608586 That's not him. I think it's a ploy to draw him out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:18:50 2014 No.12608600 >>12608586 http://pastebin.com/xCzUsXkf http://pastebin.com/8ZEHEkj2

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:22:03 2014 No.12608603 >>12608586 ghoul encounter doesnt count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:23:10 2014 No.12608605 >>12608566 is there a bad end?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:23:34 2014 No.12608608

>>12608546
Cooking for you carniverous daughteru.

"But I wanna eat it raw!"
"Don't knock until you've tried it, sweetie."
"But it smells all burnt and horrible! I hate it!"
"I've cooked it rare. Just ask your mother, she loves it!" You catch your wife's eyes as she opens her mouth to interject.
She closes her mouth, then smiles warmly at your daughter. "It's true. Just try it, and I know you'll love it."
Your daughter pouts at the plate in front of her, the cuts of steak receiving a death stare as if they'd been eaten by, and subsequently choked to death, one of her best friends. "What's that?" she asks as you drizzle on a creamy sauce, flecked through with the occasional herb and black peppercorn.
"Secret sauce," you answer back.
"But what is it?" she asks again. You notice your wife stifle a smile, covering her mouth with her paw behind the back of your daughter.
"I'm not allowed to say. It's secret sauce."
"Mommy! What is it!"
"Ask your father, dear."
"But he said he's not allowed to say!"
"Well then, I guess you'll just have to try it," you comment. "Too bad you don't want it though. I guess you'll never find out."

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:24:46 2014 No.12608612

>>12608608
She tries to snatch the bowl of sauce from you, but you pull it away from her. "No no no no no no no. You can't have it on it's own! The secret sauce only works when you eat it with the meat."
"But-" your daughter stammers. You just match her defiant look with silence, and a subtle nod of your head at her plate.
Begrudgingly, she picks up her knife and fork, cuts off a piece, and eyes it like a hypochondriac eyeing a vial of sampled disease.
She huffs and pouts, but both your and your waifu stand firm. So she opens her mouth, and hesitantly chomps down on it.
Of course she makes a show of grimacing, but she can't hide the spark in her eyes from you. Seconds pass as she chews and swallows it, making an angry face at you.
"So, did you like it?"
"I guess it was okay. Sort of."
"You did like it, didn't you?"
She stares daggers at you in response.
"Would you like more?"
"...Yes please."

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:25:18 2014 No.12608614 >>12608586 You sure about that? http://pastebin.com/R1peTUv1

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:25:31 2014 No.12608615 >>12608608 Is it semen? It's probably semen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:26:12 2014 No.12608619 >>12608605 http://i.imgur.com/6J4ICGi.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zlZuDZ7.png http://i.imgur.com/xlLK4Pc.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:26:55 2014 No.12608620 >>12608615 definitely semen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:27:37 2014 No.12608621 >>12608620 >>12608615 fuck's sake

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:27:38 2014 No.12608622 >>12608615 >creamy sauce, flecked through with the occasional herb and black peppercorn It's peppercorn sauce. The greatest thing to ever go with steak ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:28:06 2014 No.12608623 >>12608615 Probably just that guy that always crows about peppercorn sauce. Christ man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:29:12 2014 No.12608626 >>12608623 >>12608622 A little late on the draw. But there it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:29:26 2014 No.12608627 >>12608623 >>12608622(me) Oh, whoops. I'm basically the Bob of this stuff now.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:29:31 2014 No.12608628

>>12608425
I try to get into ever Holstaurus/Hathor discussion and I'm pretty successful but obviously I can't be in them all. I don't try to start up my own new discussions in the middle of different ones but I bring them up every now and then, like now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:29:52 2014 No.12608629 >>12608619 I want to be snatched from an apophis by a loving shirohebi gf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:30:51 2014 No.12608632 >>12608615 I'd say so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:31:55 2014 No.12608633 >>12608627 except peppercorn sawse is good, and everything Bob loves is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:33:43 2014 No.12608635 So even Miia's mom wants to steal Darling's virginity and make her own daughter share? Goddamn Miia's life sucks. I wonder if the other mothers are going to try the same thing, just with Crabman writing a different method for each.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:34:24 2014 No.12608637 >>12608633 Is Bob supposed to be Bobanon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:36:20 2014 No.12608638 >>12608637 Bob is the man who burned down my dog and killed my house. He also spread ebolaids to America and killed Jonbenet Ramsey. But yes.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:37:25 2014 No.12608639

>>12608627
There are loads of ways to enjoy steak man, especially depending on the cut. Peppercorn sauce isn't the be all, end all. Just like some days you might want a plain salt and pepper new york strip, or even a cheap chickenfried.

Going on and on about a simple cream and wine sauce is pretty goofy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:38:36 2014 No.12608643 >>12608271 mature Monstergirls need loving too! More experience, and open to trying new things as well as kinky. What's not to like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:38:59 2014 No.12608645 >>12608612 >Read it >You like Krabby patties don't you squidward pops into my head And just like that my brain has ruined something charming. Again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:39:47 2014 No.12608650 What does Jannet, our resident Kikimora look like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:40:25 2014 No.12608652 >>12608600 >>12608603 >>12608614 How did I miss this stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:40:52 2014 No.12608653 >>12608650 Angry and frustrated and sexually frustrated. That's how she looks, and that's all you need to know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:41:04 2014 No.12608654 >>12608619 Would you date an Apophis, or a Shirohebi? Keep in mind the one you don't choose will go yandere and hound the two of you to no end. http://imgur.com/X9V59x2

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:42:35 2014 No.12608656 >>12608654 What if I date a third girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:43:50 2014 No.12608658 >>12608654 I take out my cock and let them go to town, the first one to make me cum wins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:46:10 2014 No.12608660 >>12608656 It's the Tsundusa.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:46:54 2014 No.12608663 >>12608660 I don't like tsunderes. Make her an Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:47:08 2014 No.12608666 >>12608654 Trick question. The correct answer is Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:47:52 2014 No.12608668 >>12608654 Shirohebi, I like mikos.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:51:38 2014 No.12608676

>>12608654

They're both really good choices. However, it sounds like a no-win situation, especially for the girl that doesn't get picked. Shit breaks my heart.

I'm not into harems though (unlikely any lamia variants would allow one in the first place, to boot), and I think the situation would just end up being extremely sad and fucked (huhu).

I do a reroll on life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:54:41 2014 No.12608681 >>12608676 >I'm not into harems though Does bigamy really count as harem?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:56:22 2014 No.12608687 >>12608681 I suppose I made a poor choice of words. You're right, it's not a good description. My main point was, I am not the type to share, and I wouldn't want to make someone else share either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 19:58:31 2014 No.12608689 Still smug, even when fucking her. So no, you can't fuck the smug out of her. http://i.imgur.com/JJZw4Qx.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:00:02 2014 No.12608693 >>12608687 http://i.imgur.com/KiFww6J.png they should be fine sharing... no sharing with pharaoh though

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:02:23 2014 No.12608700 >>12608689 Fuck off Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:02:51 2014 No.12608701 >>12608689 At least I can tell you aren't Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:03:05 2014 No.12608703 Chapter 3 of Great Winged Sentai http://pastebin.com/LHQM6fRz

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:05:33 2014 No.12608710 >>12608689 >http://i.imgur.com/JJZw4Qx.jpg >locking her legs behind the man's Goddamn

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:06:34 2014 No.12608712

Coose!

1 ) A great and powerful Dragon warrioir woman, who has spent years being in top fighting shape, now wants to settle down with you.

2) a local Ryu, you have known for years, never fights much, occasionally uses her magic, tends to like staying home alot.

You can only have one!

Pick wisely!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:07:13 2014 No.12608714 >>12608712 Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:08:15 2014 No.12608715 >>12608712 These descriptions are shit, make them longer, make me feel truly connected to the girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:08:48 2014 No.12608717 >>12608712 even for dragon, odds for ryu if one is a "redhead" she wins automtically

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:09:57 2014 No.12608721 >>12608712 Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:11:27 2014 No.12608727 >>12608712 Ryu

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:11:45 2014 No.12608729 >>12608712 But I don't know how to coose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:13:56 2014 No.12608734 >>12608712 dragon

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:15:01 2014 No.12608738

>>12608712
Permit me to try this.

Decision time !

1) A great Red Dragon warrior woman you grew up with, she is always out on adventures , always bringing back something amazing to show you, and enjoys telling you her tales of adventuring. She has decided that it is time to stop adventuring, as the places she has to go to are further and further away. she in a long winded and very subtle manner asks if you would like to live with her and she is always lonely.

2) A Golden Ryu, She always likes to stay close to home, she never really cares much for conflict, she wants to take over the family business a popular small tavern and hotel, with a small hot spring. she also would like to have you join her and help her with the business.

These are the 2 options , there is no harem end. you can not save and proceed with both .

Choose

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:15:10 2014 No.12608739 >>12608712 Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:16:02 2014 No.12608741 >>12608738 still red dragon. she'll be in fighting shape

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:16:56 2014 No.12608747 >>12608738 Dragon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:17:01 2014 No.12608748 >>12608738 Dragon, still.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:17:14 2014 No.12608750 >>12608738 I think commercial-kun's version was better

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:18:52 2014 No.12608757 >>12608738 I still prefer the Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:18:58 2014 No.12608758 >>12608738 I'll take the Ryu again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:19:53 2014 No.12608760 >>12608738 Although I like the Dragon, I'm going to have to stick with Ryu We can still be friends, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:21:21 2014 No.12608761 >>12608738 and dragon it is although i like lamia and ryu cuddles

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:22:35 2014 No.12608766 >>12608738 Red, no doubt she's got some treasure stashed away, so I can spend my time sparring, cuddling and listening to her stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:23:55 2014 No.12608768 I wonder if we can make it to 4212 posts again ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:24:07 2014 No.12608769 Leglocking is one of the purest and most appealing expressions of love. And even lamias have their own version of it. http://i.imgur.com/S72vSjV.jpg Does horsepussy have its own version of leglocking?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:24:58 2014 No.12608773 >>12608769 >Does horsepussy have its own version of leglocking? Don't they just like mash you against a tree or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:26:52 2014 No.12608779 Commercial-Kun again with tonight's scientific question about MGs . How does a Centaur take care of her hooves? Do they wear horseshoes? Do they take care of their own hooves? Do they have special horseshoe slippers for being in a house?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:27:31 2014 No.12608780 >>12608779 Sounds like you haven't read Vengeance to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:27:57 2014 No.12608781 >>12608779 How big would the toilet have to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:29:29 2014 No.12608787 >>12608769 That'd only work with short or young lamias.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:30:30 2014 No.12608789 >>12608780 >Commercial for Love Nina End Danon's farrier and tack shop I would laugh my ass off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:30:42 2014 No.12608790 >>12608768 I wonder if we can ever reach 5K

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:30:50 2014 No.12608791 >>12608628 I always get the feeling that there are much fewer Hathor fags than there seems It's often brought up so off-handedly it feels unnatural

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:32:38 2014 No.12608793 I think they all got banned for posting nude Hathor pics . I just got off a 24hr one a while go for the hathor ra ammy one

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:33:55 2014 No.12608795 What with all the egyptian themed MG discussion, has someone thought up a Jehuty/Thoth or Neith yet? I've been playing a bit of ZoE recently and that came to mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:34:24 2014 No.12608796 >>12608793 I mean, I got a 24 hr ban last thread for that .

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:34:41 2014 No.12608798 >>12608791 It's the weekend, Infidel.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:35:27 2014 No.12608800

CHOOSE

1. Childhood friend Oomukade: At some point in your life you knew her, even if you've forgotten the times you shared, she hasn't. Her personality is a little unhinged due to the long years she spent away from you waiting and biding her time until the two of you would meet again. Incredibly clingy but well-meaning. She won't hate you or even be angry if you hang out with other girls, but repeatedly ignoring her and favoring others will cause her to grow uncertain of herself and become desperate for your attention. She likes anything you like if she can do it with you.

2. Christmas Cake Shirohebi: her youthful teenage years have passed away without a singly hand held or kiss exchanged, and what was once impatience for her fated lover has turned into desperation for someone who will accept her. If you choose to go out with her she'll use everything she has to push you from dating to marriage within as little time as possible, and expect her to demand daughters almost immediately after. Once settled down she'll become much more relaxed and loving, but until then expect her to constantly ask you out and think up new ways to entice you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:35:56 2014 No.12608802 >>12608793 Speaking of goddesses, I'd really like to see some more Ra art. Hathor has been understandably getting a lot, and Ammy already has a bunch, but Ra is just sort of ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:38:16 2014 No.12608805 >>12608800 Cake and daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:38:17 2014 No.12608806 >>12608800 Christmas cake. Always the christmas cake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:38:32 2014 No.12608807 >>12608800 CC Snake

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:39:26 2014 No.12608810 >>12608795 Dolores counts as Isis doesn't she? Oh, and Shinkawas mecha designs for ZoE are absolute sex.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:40:01 2014 No.12608812

>>12608802
I have to agree, I want to see point less do more of his interpretation of Ra.

When I see the hathor / ra ammy pic I can hear Hathor saying something along the lines of "aww come on, you always get the guys"
ammy is saying something like "well, yes, I am more experienced, so I should have him".
and Ra...
.
.
.
Doesnt say a word, just a...

Suigintou laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:40:03 2014 No.12608813 >>12608800 The Oomukade seems sweeter to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:40:11 2014 No.12608815 >>12608800 Oomukade, even though I like my cake You can't just put cake in the running, Anon. That's an automatic win

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:41:43 2014 No.12608818 >>12608800 Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:41:59 2014 No.12608821 >>12608800 Cake snake

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:42:32 2014 No.12608823 >>12608812 >... >Suigintou laugh It's obvious that english isn't your first language. But can you do anything that'd make you type like less of a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:43:06 2014 No.12608824 >>12608821 Snake Cake , new term for unmarried Lamias who reach 26?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:43:49 2014 No.12608826 >>12608800 While we're on the subject of less loved MGs, do an amazoness option. I feel like 70% of the amazoness posts in this thread were me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:44:06 2014 No.12608829 >>12608824 It works.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:44:13 2014 No.12608830 >>12608824 >who reach 26? 25

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:45:09 2014 No.12608831 >>12608826 Please. It's not even one of the forgotten. I bet none of you kniggas even know what an Arch Imp is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:46:05 2014 No.12608835 >>12608830 I thought CC meant 26 in Japan. As in the day after Xmas, so not really wanted, but still good though

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:50:19 2014 No.12608839 >>12608831 >5 minutes since the last post >Cue all the people searching the encyclopedia because they don't remember it. I'm dying over here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:50:20 2014 No.12608840 >>12608831 That's just because she has a threadcannon that a lot of people hate. She and arch imp probably have the same amount of content.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:52:33 2014 No.12608846 >>12608840 Bullshit. Arch Imp has zero. Amazon has loads of greentexts and a few stories and some artwork. Of course Arch Imp is playing with fire. >Power of a Lilum >Mind of a Wurm >whatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:52:48 2014 No.12608847 >>12608839 >>12608823 It is because he is being mean to the new people and they don't want to hang around him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:54:45 2014 No.12608849 >>12608846 Wurms have the power of a wurm and the mind of a wurm and things seem to be fine with them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:55:36 2014 No.12608851 >>12608847 >being mean to the new people Well boo-hoo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:56:00 2014 No.12608852 >>12608846 2 stories. 2 pics. I'm counting. And I'm pretty sure I've seen imp greentexts before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:56:29 2014 No.12608854 >You'll never be snuggled by a snugly manticore http://i.imgur.com/pAmUeel.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:57:32 2014 No.12608855 >>12608854 >manicores no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:57:39 2014 No.12608856 >>12608854 >you will never slay all manticores and erase them from people's memories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:57:49 2014 No.12608857 >>12608854 Are you trying to tell me there are some Manticore women who DO NOT want to rape you ? I had no idea they even existed !

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:58:01 2014 No.12608858 >>12608849 Wurms have physical strength. A lilum can DE bomb whole cities and create their own pocket dimensions like Wonderland. That's magnitudes different levels of bullshit. Shit, they enslave wizards for fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 20:58:50 2014 No.12608862 >>12608791 Trust me there are a lot of us.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:02:29 2014 No.12608869

>>12608826
Okay, I like muscle girls.

Gym-Fanatic Amazoness: She'll want to get you into top shape as soon as possible of course, but what she really wants is for you to be impressed by her own physical ability. At times she'll ask you to spot her while she squats just for your hands to grab her, or maybe she'll wake you up in the morning after coming home from a run and demanding a rough fucking as her reward. She loves dominating in bed, but will just as quickly give you the spot if you show the initiative to follow through. She won't mind you checking out other girls; she'll even join in and make comments, but if you dare praise another lifter's form she'll quickly become annoyed and clingy until you assure her that she's your number one.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:02:55 2014 No.12608871

>>12608852

>Encyclopedia page
>KC front profile colored pic
>2 Crayon-fag pics
>Husband posters pic
>Dozens of non-KC but still amazon pics
>Pretty sure there's a black and white one in one of the world guides too
>Plus over a dozen greentexts, I've written at least three myself

Then

>Anything written about the queens of Imps
>Ever

You don't have to lie anon. Amazons even having a shitty reputation means they get discussed and have significant attention paid to them regularly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:03:27 2014 No.12608872 For any drawfags lurking, I'm just wondering. How long did it take you to get decent at it? Have you always been into drawing before coming into these threads? Did it take a long time to get into a presentable style?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:04:52 2014 No.12608874

>>12608857
Manticores are lovely creatures. There are few other girls that can combine all those best traits into one package. They're exceptionally affectionate and loving. For many of them, holding the one they love in their grasp is the best way they could spend a night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:05:18 2014 No.12608876 >>12608869 You just described a generic muscle girl oni. No role reversal involved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:05:33 2014 No.12608877 >>12608872 We've never had someone that sucks start out here and get good. That sort of thing takes years. Most are decent then either stay the same or get better. Or they're bad and know how to be entertaining.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:05:51 2014 No.12608878

>>12608854
>>12608857

Guys, what if ditzy, simple minded Manticore who likes to pretend her tailpussy has a mind of its own, doing things like talking to it or sharing confused/mischievous/bored glances with it when the situation calls for it from time to time and actually doing a good job in making it seem to be actually alive

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:06:12 2014 No.12608879 >>12608872 It is a talent, for those who do not have it, it can take years of practice. Go read a book called Understanding Comics by Scott McCloud .

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:06:24 2014 No.12608880 >>12608854 Fuck off Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:06:41 2014 No.12608881 Huh. Seems like Correctional Facility Anon wasn't able to continue. That's a shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:07:15 2014 No.12608882 >>12608858 >thinking some inma slut can enslave a wizard >not knowing imps and succubi are a slave race to wizards

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:08:26 2014 No.12608883 >>12608882 >Not reading the Arch Imp profile Not the regular Imp friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:09:35 2014 No.12608884 >>12608878 >Glue googly eyes onto it >Say hello to Mr. Happy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:12:09 2014 No.12608890 >>12608883 >what is an archmage >mind of a child Your waifu is doomed to be a pot scrubber the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:13:11 2014 No.12608892 >>12608878 >"Kukukuku~, not only am I and Madame Tail lonely, we're also VERY hungry." >"Could you be a good young lad and give me and my sister some loving?" http://i.imgur.com/68E9PKM.png

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:13:23 2014 No.12608893

>>12608871
>encyclopedia page
so does arch imp
>crayon fag pics
2 seconds in photoshop
>husband posters pic
I don't even know what that is
>dozens of non-KC pics
plenty of demon imp pics could pass for her

the problem is there's just very little to differentiate her from your common imp, at least appearance-wise

she doesn't have a gimmick

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:14:23 2014 No.12608896 >>12608883 I am not your friend, and I'm not doing that stupid joke.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:14:25 2014 No.12608897

>>12608884
>Draws a mouth around its opening in marker pen
>"Kisses" you on the cheek with it while making exaggerated smooching noises
>Pretends to airplane food into its mouth to try and get you to laugh
>Treats the spines like hair and brushes them with a hairbrush until thy retract away

I think I like her.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:18:11 2014 No.12608902

>>12608890
>shifting the goalposts
>when it was specified plain old wizards
>implying my waifu when all succubi/devils/imps are a bunch of cuckolding semen sucking cunts

I was just making a point about things that never get talked about. Come on, admit it, how many of you had to go look up the page?

>>12608893
>at least appearance-wise
It's the hair, like the lilums even. Which still doesn't matter much. It's the power level.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:19:26 2014 No.12608904 Would the banana-tail Wizard be able to defeat a Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:20:17 2014 No.12608907 >>12608904 Probably not, but it would be a funny as hell fight to remember.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:20:50 2014 No.12608909 >>12608884 I remember Mr. Happy. >"Anon where are you hiding?~ Mr. Happy wants to say helloooo~"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:20:56 2014 No.12608911 >>12608902 Because only regular wizards exist right? I read the profile a while back and I remember arch imps as being close to inma, correct?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:21:23 2014 No.12608913 >>12608907 >Can't defeat her outright >So just plays a bunch of asshole pranks on her to drive her crazy Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:23:29 2014 No.12608914 >>12608902 I don't believe in calling anyone's waifu a slut but... there's very little to differentiate her from the "cuckolding semen sucking cunts" you mentioned They're demonic and live on semen

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:23:46 2014 No.12608915 >>12608913 I want to see this so bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:24:34 2014 No.12608918 >>12608914 oops I just read the thing about not being your waifu, never mind

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:28:24 2014 No.12608924

>>12608911

>Paladins can beat succubi
>Implying lilums won't kick their ass
>Who said anything about them?
>Implying only regular succubi exist

Seriously dude. Look at that argument. If a statement is true nine times out of ten then it's perfectly fair to use it that way. And that's the phrasing in the profile. KC being such a demon realm faggot would probably have no problem having them defeat arch mages since many are born as the daughters of sorcerer peperoni supremes and regular imps anyway. Yadda yadda, free the true mind, Arch Imp daughters V the Arch Mage Fatheru, etc. etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:31:46 2014 No.12608928 >>12608924 Heroes>Lilim

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:32:27 2014 No.12608929 >>12608924 Like opposite dhampires, the super powerful daughteru comes back and makes her fatheru quit treating mommy like a slave.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:33:04 2014 No.12608930

>>12608913
>Uses his reallity warping magic to curse the Lilim's home with a magical circle a few kilometres in diameter
>Everything in her home is warped into a sex-themed version of itself, like something straight out of Oglaf
>All the books in the library are turned into porn magazines. And censored ones, at that
>Chess pieces come alive, and engage in orgies whenever someone tries to play a match
>The blankets come alive and have sex with the Lilim. Constantly. It soon gets to the point where she can't sleep in a bed because the vigorous sex keeps her awake and aroused.
>Eventually her whole home is sexual to the point where she can't do anything in it besides sex and masturbation because of her constant arousal

>The wizard can't transform a being as powerful as a Lilim directly
>So he just casts spells on all the men she tries to have sex with
>Including turning their penises in phallic foodstuffs
>And moving around their genitals on their bodies so they can't have sex
>The men have no idea what the fuck is going on, and are all scared out of their minds
>The wizard cackles madly.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:33:59 2014 No.12608931

Lets try this for a conversation starter

I prefer fox women first, and then dragon women second, but..

I would like to do a mermaid woman once, for the experience, and the uniqueness.

What about the rest of you?

What are your main favorites, and what would be that "I would like to try once girl?'

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:35:28 2014 No.12608933 >>12608930 >Guy's dong making 1930's Loony Toons yappy dog noises as it hops away. Hilarious and terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:37:29 2014 No.12608939 The idea of a wizard using magic to browse the internet, and using Oglaf as inspiration on how to sexually prank a frustrated Lilim is absolutely hilarious to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:37:32 2014 No.12608940 >>12608931 I'd like to be. Under the sea. In an Octopus' garden. In the shade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDYJkXktIg4 http://imgur.com/DrQa3Wn.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:40:16 2014 No.12608944 >>12608929 If she's not enslaved to your dick before such thought should arise, you have failed as a wizard. >muh virginity Magic dick then.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:42:10 2014 No.12608947

>>12608897
>>12608892
>>12608884
>>12608909

>Going for a walk with the Manticore
>Feel something poking at your back
>Turn around, no one's there
>"Anon? What's the matter?"
>"Uh, it's... nothing."
>Sometime later, feel something poking your back again
>Turn around again, nothing
>Look back at Manticore
>She's staring at you with a puzzled look on her face
>"Come on now, you're the one doing this, aren't you?"
>"Doing what?"
>"Poking me at random, what else?"
>"W-What? What are you talking about? I didn't do anything! "
>"There's no use trying to hide it, I know you're up to something!"
>"I'm not trying to hide anyth--"
>You feel something poke your back once again
>"What the--"
>Turn around in anger
>It was her tail all along
>"Dammit, Mr Happy! This is why I don't take you to nice places!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:45:06 2014 No.12608953 >>12608931 For me it's jinkos as my primary interest then mantis girls. I want to try out a Holstarous. See if it lives up to the hype.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:45:30 2014 No.12608955 >>12608947 This is just going to turn out like the ventriloquist from batman. >I don't want to rape him >Good! More for Mr. Happy >I'll stop you! >Try it Judas

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:52:33 2014 No.12608963

>>12608869
Ok, let me try.

A succubus gives you a waifu but she must be one of two unloved succubus subspecies.

INFERIORITY COMPLEX ARCH IMP:
She's tired of people asking what's the difference between her and a regular imp. She's one of those incredibly talented types that never gets any recognition, or gets overshadowed by the nearest popular MG in the room, in this case the baphomet or succubus. But she is not humble about this at all and will talk about how everyone dislikes her for no reason. She wants someone to massage her ego and exercise her power on, and you just happen to be the lucky dope. She has a fondness for RPG role playing and will constantly address you as "my little sorcerer slave", and will make it a point to mention how ignorant you are in thinking you have the power in the relationship. She will subtly encourage you to talk to her like a child, however. If you can put up with her shit she will return the love and loyalty 1000 fold.

DEPRESSED UNEMPLOYED AMAZONESS:
She just got sacked from a high paying construction job and feels like shit now that she can't provide for her future husband. She often never gets responses after job interviews since her extensive tattooing makes her look like a dangerous delinquent, even though she is a very conscientious worker. Your job is again, to prop up her self-esteem, this time by telling her how safe she makes you feel, and how much of a real woman she is. Considering she is an amazoness you will have to do the house chores for her, and though she loves your lousy cooking more than anything in the world, poverty will make it hard for you both to have enough money for groceries. She promises you that some day she'll hit the big time and buy a big new house with kikomori maids and valets, till then just stand by her side. Her ambitiousness and desire for a better life for you may tempt her to do crime however, so make sure she knows she's doing ok.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:54:56 2014 No.12608964 >>12608963 How about neither?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:55:00 2014 No.12608965 >>12604038 badger-chan has.... grown

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:56:53 2014 No.12608966 >>12608963 Despite not being one of my favored mgs, Amazoness. Because everyone deserves someone to be there for them during hard times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:57:06 2014 No.12608967 >>12604038 If she has anything to do with Sabbath I will flip my shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:59:11 2014 No.12608969 >>12608947 >This is why I don't take you to nice places >Tail is always with her >Implying she never goes anywhere nice?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:59:34 2014 No.12608971 >>12608966 I still remember what that manticore did to bitch boy when she had a bad day. I hope she kills you quickly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:59:39 2014 No.12608972 >>12608963 Oops, I accidentally made one decision have comparable fewer redeeming qualities. Can't help it if I'm biased towards amazonesses I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 21:59:45 2014 No.12608973 >>12604283 >pinned down by big meaty paws while she sucks you raw o-oh god... I'll never forget that scene

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:01:03 2014 No.12608976 >>12608967 >Sabbath She's not a loli, so obviously not. I doubt it'd even be like the Lich where you could say, "Well, she's a Lewd Science Girl, Sabbath is all about Lewd Science, I bet a lot of Liches would join the Sabbath."

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:01:05 2014 No.12608977

>Kiss the manticore
>As you start getting into it, Little Miss Tailpussy rises up until it's just inches away from the two of you
"Do you have to do that now?"
>"Aww, she just likes to watch."
"It's funny, but it's just, a little distracting, okay?"
>The tailpussy droops down
>"Anon, you made her sad! Apologise to her, please."
>Sighing, you take the tailpussy in your hand and raise it up to eye level.
"I'm sorry, Miss Tailpussy"
>The tailpussy turns away from you
>"She seems rather stubborn about it. Why don't you make it up to her with a kiss? I won't mind."
>You give Miss Tailpussy a small kiss on the "cheek", in reality just the side of the bud.
>"Mm, I dunno, Anon. I don't think Miss Tailpussy felt you were being sincere. Why don't you show her just how much you love her?"
>You kiss the tailpussy on the opening, long and tenderly, just barely breaching her opening with your tongue to the shuddering pleasure of the Manticore
>"That's much more like it, Anon... I think Miss Tailpussy is starting to-mmh-forgive you now."

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:01:12 2014 No.12608978 >>12608971 >I still remember reading a piece of fan fiction and applying it to other, non-related monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:02:09 2014 No.12608982 I like these threads. You guys are cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:02:12 2014 No.12608983 >>12608971 Nah, anon, nah. Amazonesses are cool, unlike those fucking tailpussies. If she ever had a bad day she would hide in the bathroom and cry, since she wouldn't want you to see her unwomanly tears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:03:11 2014 No.12608987 >>12608955 I was thinking of making her more easygoing instead of a rapetrain like your usual manticore. >>12608969 That's the niche of her being ditzy and simple minded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:03:23 2014 No.12608989 >>12608982 Thanks, we try.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:03:28 2014 No.12608990 >>12608978 >non-related Tell me, what's the difference between the two?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:03:36 2014 No.12608991 >>12608982 You're pretty cool too, anon. Would you like to rub our dicks together?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:04:36 2014 No.12608993 >>12608982 You're not bad yourself, mang.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:04:50 2014 No.12608994 >>12608982 Y-you too...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:05:33 2014 No.12608998 >>12608982 Alp please.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:06:03 2014 No.12608999

>>12608990
She doesn't get off to your pain. She actually loves you and wants to keep you safe. She wants to be seen as a strong, reliable woman who can take care of her husband. She doesn't have sisters. She doesn't want to be cuckolded.

And she doesn't have a fucking pin tail to stab you all over.

>>12608964
That isn't an option, silly!

suicide always is, but do you really want to do that to a depressed amazoness?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:06:09 2014 No.12609000 Uh-Oh! Your monster girl daughteru was her theme song to be created and sung by Crush 40 How do you react?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:07:05 2014 No.12609002

>>12608987
>I was thinking of making her more easygoing instead of a rapetrain like your usual manticore.

You have no idea who I'm referencing do you? Where the guy has a split personality and the regular guy is chill and nice but forced into horrible things by him talking to himself through a puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSnD5B99Tb4

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:07:11 2014 No.12609003

>>12608990

Manticores are aggressive and cruel. Basically, sadists who will fire barbs into your dick and balls.

Amazons have a matriarchal society, but they don't want to be outright cruel to men. You're basically a house-wife to her, that she feels the need to protect, not harm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:08:03 2014 No.12609004 >>12608977 Cute and hot. And also somewhat disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:09:41 2014 No.12609006 >>12608978 Hello sperg.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:09:45 2014 No.12609007 >>12609002 >You have no idea who I'm referencing do you? I might not, but now that I watched that video, I think I remember the character. I'm that much of a fan of Batman to remember them all, but I get your point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:10:23 2014 No.12609009 >>12609004 See, I'm not quite sure myself wherever I just wrote it as an extended joke of the manticore's creation, or if she is genuinely crazy and thinks her tailpussy is its own entity. We could always send in volunteers to find out, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:10:55 2014 No.12609010 >>12609007 NOT that much of a fan of batman to remember them all* I need to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:13:33 2014 No.12609012 >>12608999 I kinda do. Making her realize she so shitty a man would rather kill himself before being with her, making her mind snap. I want those big, empty, yellow eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:21:29 2014 No.12609023 http://oglaf.com/re-illusionist/ >Wizards in a nutshell

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:22:31 2014 No.12609025 >>12609000 Cool. I like Crush 40.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:25:24 2014 No.12609030 >>12609023 http://oglaf.com/humans/

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:28:05 2014 No.12609036

>>12609012
You're a despicable person but I will sketch out how that goes.

>She comes home from another day of unsuccessful job hunting, this one particularly brutal. Someone makes a crack about her being a poorfag and her husbando probably being disappointed in her as a person.
>She notices the door's locked which is strange since you're always home.
>The lights are all off in the house. By the time she flicks them on in the kitchen it's already too late.
>Dangling from the overhead fan is your lifeless body on a noose. You left a short suicide post-it note on the fridge, expressing your pent-up hatred for her, how she couldn't buy you more nice things.
>Her empty eyes stare at your death mask. She puts her briefcase down and goes to the bedroom.
>She reaches for a locked box from under the bed, and brings it to the den where she sits in her recliner.
>Unlocking the box, she brings the shotgun that was meant for protection from manticore murderers slowly to the roof of her mouth.
>Her last thoughts are of your smiling face welcoming her home. She knows it was all a lie but takes comfort in it before she pulls the trigger.

Fucking asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:29:54 2014 No.12609037 >>12609036 Heh, cute. She brought a briefcase with her to hunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:32:15 2014 No.12609041 >>12609036 Wow. Dark. More bad ends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:32:51 2014 No.12609043 >>12609037 >>12609036 Oh never mind, I'm an asshole. It says job hunting. That might have been a nice unintentional joke.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:34:07 2014 No.12609046

>>12609036
>>12609036
Hey man, YOU wrote it

I wish KC wasn't so sickeningly sweet and we hear stories of men choosing suicide over marriage to an MG. You don't spend all your life hating and fearing something ad suddenly unconditionally love it.

I wish I had saved that succubus one then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:36:27 2014 No.12609053 >>12609046 >>12609041 I hate suffering and am sorry I had to write that. But I hope you will stand by your amazoness's side from now on. You're the only one who can make her feel like a million bucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:36:28 2014 No.12609054 >>12609041 >People asking for more bad ends But that's why you didn't get more dating matches yesterday

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:38:12 2014 No.12609055 >>12609053 Screw that. I'll take the rich powerful bitch and spank her and tell her to stand in the corner when she's really bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:39:09 2014 No.12609057 >>12609054 >Didn't get more dating matches Request for more bad ends rescinded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:40:50 2014 No.12609059 >>12609055 Fuck you, man. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:41:56 2014 No.12609061 >>12609053 I hate suffering too. But the suffering makes me appreciate the soft and warm stuff all the more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:43:02 2014 No.12609063 >>12609057 >>12609059 I don't mean like I hate it or anything. I was just getting ready to start more when people asked me to finish the manticore thing. Limited time is all it is. Got stories I have to work on and update too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:44:42 2014 No.12609064 >>12609063 Oh? So, think you will do more, or too busy with other stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:44:51 2014 No.12609065 >>12609061 http://oglaf.com/ROD/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:45:00 2014 No.12609066 >>12609063 I was implying that you are scumbag for being ok with letting an amazoness die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:47:39 2014 No.12609068 >>12609064 Maybe in a couple hours. You'll know if they start popping up again.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:48:56 2014 No.12609071

The scene cuts to a fox woman reporter holding a microphone in front of a very well dressed and clean police sargent woman Kikimora.

The Reporter asks " So, you managed to remove an entire gang of Manticores who had been capturing and torturing human males, How do you feel about that?"

She does her awesome little happy smile and simple says "I just love to Clean up crime"

<she sighs and changes the channel>

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:53:26 2014 No.12609075 >>12609068 Right-o. I look forward to things either way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:54:32 2014 No.12609077 >>12609071 Is this a TV Show? Or an actual interview?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:56:06 2014 No.12609080 >depriving your mg daughteru of her daily dicking(s) You people make me sick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:57:30 2014 No.12609083 >>12609080 ok ok I get it, you want to have sex with your daughter. Now fuck off please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 22:58:33 2014 No.12609085 >>12609083 With my fictional daughter. Get it right, asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:01:51 2014 No.12609087 >>12609080 >>12609083 >>12609085 >Starting an unnecessary fight Seriously, you two.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:02:47 2014 No.12609089 >>12609087 Who's fighting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:03:36 2014 No.12609090 >>12609087 >Two

Peterdnzl Sun Oct 19 23:04:07 2014 No.12609092

Finally done with update to Spider and the Fly
http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
line 1623 on
future updates will focus on Joe's reintegration into society, being a civilian, and having a bad case of PTSD. Also, does anyone know how to make a paste public again? I'm going through the menus and I got nothing

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:07:38 2014 No.12609098

>>12609046
Actually nah, I enjoy that KC doesn't show the gorier aspects of his world. He can leave it open-ended and you can believe his world to be a rainbows-and-sunshine utopia or edgy grimdark hellhole depending on your tastes. It's when he actively blocks fetish avenues that he starts grinding my gears. Part of the appeal of monster girls is that they're inhuman horrors who will savagely rape you without a second thought, so a world where you literally can't drown and getting stabbed by a claw the size of your arm just kind of tickles a bit loses out on that.

I kind of wonder how that "monster wounds don't hurt and instead make you horny" thing works out, though. Maybe somewhere out there is an incubus who found that he's really into the getting-gutted-is-an-aphrodisiac thing and just bleeds all over the place 24/7. His sandworm wife is getting increasingly worried that he'll end up killing himself because he keeps impaling himself on her fangs, and he's recently been on the lookout for a hornet willing to lend him her stinger long enough to "try out something".

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:08:33 2014 No.12609099 >>12609077 The middle one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:10:31 2014 No.12609102 >>12609065 Is Oglaf ever not relevant?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:11:58 2014 No.12609105 >>12609102 It's the XKCD of debauchery.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:13:01 2014 No.12609107

>>12609098
>He actively blocks fetish avenues
Oh come on, he doesn't actually do that.
>Drowning
Except that one. But really, if you get off to drowning, you deserve to have your fetish blocked.

And as for the rest of it, the guides only point out small wounds, and blows dealt by Monster Silver Weapons, and Werewolves. Chances are if you get impaled on a claw the size of your arm, or gutted by a hornet stinger, it's going to hurt, and probably kill you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:14:54 2014 No.12609110 >>12609105 With more dicks.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:15:38 2014 No.12609112

>>12608931

I never actually thought about that. I guess I don't have one. I just want one that'll love me. Kitsune if possible. Really big on catgirls too, but that's less of a MG thing. I mean there are Werecats, but I don't quite mean like that.

Anyway, I don't really have a "do it for the sake of curiousity" girl on my list. I guess I just want my first time to be with the person I'll spend my life with. I understand the appeal of what you're saying, but I guess it's just something that doesn't factor in for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:22:54 2014 No.12609124 >>12609092 Go to "my pastebin". Select the paste you want to make public. Click "EDIT". Go down to the bottom of the page, below the text. Under "Optional Paste Settings" select the "Paste Exposure" dropdown menu. Click the arrow. Select "Public".

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:24:43 2014 No.12609129 >>12609124 thanks buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:26:46 2014 No.12609137 >>12609077 Interview with the Kikimora

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:27:52 2014 No.12609141 >>12609129 I am not you buddy, pal

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:28:47 2014 No.12609143 >>12608854 I know there's more too it, but that looks comfy.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:29:11 2014 No.12609146

>>12609107
He's doing it every time he removes possible danger from MGs. I mean, at least make it possible to die in a damn war. Jesus.

It feels weird when a generic fantasy world refuses to act like a generic fantasy world. I kind of want the old demon lord setting back. At least monsters behaved like monsters back then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:29:32 2014 No.12609148 >>12609141 I'm not your pal, friend! I knew this was gonna happen, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:30:48 2014 No.12609152 >>12609148 I'm not your friend , buddy!

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:39:45 2014 No.12609167

>>12609146
They still can. It seems as though people can't interpret things as hyperbole, ever.

And as for the latter thing you said, then there wouldn't be any MGs in this setting, and where would we be then.

Rather than complaining, "KC blocks all muh fetishes, I can't enjoy any of his stuff!" just remember that there's nothing stopping you from cherrypicking the things that you like and building your own headcanon around it. Yes, people tend to use his setting as a baseline very frequently here, and yes, we have a very distinct problem as far as differentiating between Canon and Headcanon in numerous arguments. But in the end, it's pretty pointless to complain about KC's "Canon".

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:44:35 2014 No.12609178 Seriously, what is up with the majority of MCQ's monster designs. I just want cute monster girls, not actual monstrosities.

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:45:54 2014 No.12609182

>>12609167

Not him but the one good thing KC's setting gives us is a baseline, a common point of reference. So no matter what diverges, you can always say "like KC but XYZ" and everyone knows exactly what you're talking about.

Thread canon muddles things up a bit but that's a totally different beast than individual headcanon which has no bearing on anything but the stories and tales you write yourself.

I think what most people are frustrated with is that KC had some really great novel ideas and moral questions originally that he has been sweeping under the rug for less brain and more porn. While that's understandable in a porn setting, it's not the biggest part of what made him popular in the first place. After all, monstergirls have been around practically forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:47:34 2014 No.12609184 >>12609178 I don't know, Anon. Monstrosities can be pretty sexy too. http://i.imgur.com/kaaknZg.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:47:44 2014 No.12609185 >>12609063 What manticore thing?

Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:51:46 2014 No.12609193

>>12609167
>They still can.
Not when monster girls are expressly forbidden from harming people in any way, and certainly not with that voyeur bitch on the watch. Sure, you can die, but you need to try pretty hard to pull it off.

And what, you sayin' there would be no MGs in a traditional fantasy world? Even the current DL was a generic succubus during the previous DL's rule, so there certainly were some. Besides, MGQ had a generic RPG setting and it sure didn't have any dearth of MGs.

Anyway, what I am saying is that KC's fluff is silly. That my own take of things might be better does not prevent KC's fluff from being silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 19 23:58:02 2014 No.12609204 >>12605847 >>12605934 >>12606089 >>12606238 What is the best Home Defense for someone is MGC? This shit aint flyin

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:01:13 2014 No.12609217 >>12609204 Hiring a Monster Hunter to live with you and act as your bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:02:44 2014 No.12609222 >>12609204 Being a paladin/rooming with a paladin or having a stupidly powerful wife. How do you know that guy didn't have a kickass Class 3 weapon in his closet? Didn't help him much when he couldn't get to it in time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:04:50 2014 No.12609227 >>12609204 Being room-mates with an Oni that you've known since childhood Guaranteed protection from even the toughest stains

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:14:14 2014 No.12609244 >>12609204 >Local Lich >Buy magical barrier >Sleep soundly with waifu

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:14:19 2014 No.12609245

>>12609204
Shit like this is probably why there are so many single moms and dads in the city. Even though based old man Yaleton saved the day, that's still a horribly scarred little girl and a man who lost his wife.

>All those women hitting on the widower when he just wants to grieve
>His daughter freaking out that all these monsters want to take her daddy away and make him forget about mommy

Some serious healing potential.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:15:24 2014 No.12609250 >>12609204 Becoming a bitchboy to a stronger mg

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:19:59 2014 No.12609259 I might suggest the purchase of a SKS, these are cheap and powerful semi-automatic weapons. Another good choice would me a Mosin-nagant long barrel rifle, that 7.62 x 54 round will penetrate anything , yes it is a bolt action, but very effective.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:22:17 2014 No.12609266 >>12609259 The noise alone would be enough to bring you assistance

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:22:32 2014 No.12609267 >>12609245 Only the daughteru can replace mommy. Yes I'm only saying this to piss some people off.

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:23:06 2014 No.12609269

>>12609259
>SKS
>Cheap

Maybe back when they used to be like $175. But then I bought my garand for like $300 back in the day. Fuck the stupid prices of guns and the assholes hoarding bullets like the last half decade. I don't think I've seen a brick of .22 LR in a Walmart since like 2008.

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:25:11 2014 No.12609277

>>12609204
Live in the wizard district. Sure, it smell odd and 30-year old nocturnal virgin aren't exactly the best company, but you'll soon start laughing with them when the "human boy" attacked by the odd prowling succubus reveals itself to be an automaton and starts ejaculating chili pepper straight into her waiting throat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:27:48 2014 No.12609280 >>12609277 I fucking love how wizards here have basically just become Joseph Joestars with limitless magic powers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:29:34 2014 No.12609284 >>12609280 Except Joseph had at least two children.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:30:32 2014 No.12609286 >>12609280 Limitless when it comes to dickery, but none of them have any spell to take out the trash or clean their rooms, nor the willingness to do it by hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:31:55 2014 No.12609292 >>12609284 I was more referring to just the general hyjinks and trapmaster aspect of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:37:06 2014 No.12609299 >>12608712 I'd choose Dragon. She could teach me her skills and would make a great sparring partner in and out of the bedroom!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:41:25 2014 No.12609303 >>12609286 Fucking Leonard, every time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awyDAekUc_8 Magic

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:48:30 2014 No.12609314 >>12609303 Please don't remind me that there'll be no more Callie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:49:43 2014 No.12609316 >>12609303 >You will never be a mild-mannered and kind social services coordinator in a city where Monster Girls live amongst Humans and be dating a sadistic and kinky Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 00:50:09 2014 No.12609318 >>12609314 >Dat episode with her sister Holy shit, best succubutt story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:06:50 2014 No.12609341 >>12606205 >>12606229 >>12603674 >>12608393 >>12608653 http://i.imgur.com/VrhHc3I.png

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:07:45 2014 No.12609343

I swear MGQ and this general have ruined my penis. For the past two weeks, my porn of choice has consisted of nothing but humiliation and overt levels of smug.

I used to fantasize about a loving waifu and the cute daughteru we'd raise together, now I want nothing more than a oppai nee-san to bully my penis.

I can't be doing with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:08:30 2014 No.12609345 >>12609341 Seering a Kikimora without a full on dress feels and looks weird

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:09:16 2014 No.12609347 >>12609341 I would turn that frown upside down so fast her head would spin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:09:17 2014 No.12609348 >>12609341 >http://i.imgur.com/VrhHc3I.png Nice , well drawn, keep up the good work!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:09:41 2014 No.12609349 >>12609341 >Dat Short Skirt Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:10:22 2014 No.12609351 >>12609345 Should we make the dress longer? Perhaps under the knee?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:11:20 2014 No.12609353 >>12609351 Nah. She's dressed that way on purpose. She wants you to look.

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:13:05 2014 No.12609354

>>12609351
I don't know. I mean, I'm not bashing the drawing, it's wonderful. It's just seeing an MG that's known for hiding her legs having her legs out and bare like that feels weird
It's like the erotic curiosity of wondering what's in the box is gone because someone already opened the box and told you what was inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:19:17 2014 No.12609355 >>12608869 H-here http://pastebin.com/yxMUpfmd http://pastebin.com/SFcaHAyY

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:20:02 2014 No.12609356 Well I didn't get any responses last time so that's a little disheartening. Anyway I got the second idea down so here. http://pastebin.com/u/Praise_Hathor

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:25:47 2014 No.12609361 >>12609354 >http://pastebin.com/SFcaHAyY You nailed it exactly, but I like it, I also am not bashing it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:30:24 2014 No.12609364 >>12609361 I have no idea where that link came from, ignore it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:31:56 2014 No.12609365 >>12609341 This is what happens when you drive Janet insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:39:36 2014 No.12609374 >>12609365 I thought it was Dr. Jan Itor. http://i.imgur.com/B6HuqGk.gif

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:42:11 2014 No.12609379 We're still up? So much for sitting around on 4chan doing fuckall instead of writing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:48:22 2014 No.12609385 So KC has done Chimera, and it will only be a matter of time before he gets his grubby little hands on Hydra and YNO. Are we going to beat him to the punch, or are we just going to sit here and daydream about foxy kitsunes once more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:51:49 2014 No.12609389 >>12609385 ...and suddenly I'm imagining an MG take on the Talos, even though it's more human than monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:52:31 2014 No.12609391 >>12609385 >Grubby little hands You've got issues anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:52:56 2014 No.12609392 >>12609385 A hydra would be pretty interesting

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:55:06 2014 No.12609395 >>12609391 We all have issues. >>12609392 We had a discussion like a week or so ago about her, as well as Yamata-no-Orochi. In it, we discussed how they would look like and their sexual orientation. YNO was a shotacon, and Hydra was undecided.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:57:16 2014 No.12609398 >>12609395 How about Hydra suffers from massive multi personality disorder since she has multiple heads. And every time a head is cut off, two new personalities arise

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:57:41 2014 No.12609399 >>12608703 Dude, why are you so fast at this? You need to calm down. But seriously, by all means keep going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:58:49 2014 No.12609400 >>12609398 Reminds me of the Cerberus in that one Charon story. I can't be the only one that imagined a Super Mutant for that one head can I?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 01:59:29 2014 No.12609402 >>12609398 I like the multiple personalities, but cutting off heads for new personalities may attract the abusers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:00:32 2014 No.12609404 >>12609402 I was just using the old mythos t'is all. I'd rather avoid abuse

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:00:55 2014 No.12609405 >>12609398 I thought it was just that she hadnine heads and she regained one from each one that was cut off. Can you imagine every time she had an accident, she would only get MORE heads? That doesn't sound fun at all.

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:02:28 2014 No.12609408

>>12609404
Then we can go with multiple personalities. She'd have super regeneration anyway.

>>12609405
In legends, cutting off one head would result in two growing from the stump. The last head couldn't be killed, so Heracles had to leave it under a large boulder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:02:32 2014 No.12609409 >>12609405 Well the mythos of the Hydra is cut a head off, two more appear. T'is why the Hydra was a formidable foe. Then again, I'm going off of memory here

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:02:34 2014 No.12609410 >>12609405 >MORE heads B-but that's just how Hydra works! Like a Starfish Girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:03:34 2014 No.12609411 >>12609405 The hydra always starts with one, until you start chopping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:04:17 2014 No.12609415 >>12609409 The Hydra also had extremely poisonous blood and venom. Mere contact with its blood was both fatal and it resulted in levels of pain a god couldn't withstand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:04:42 2014 No.12609416 >>12609410 >>12609408 >>12609409 I mean, I know that's how it works, but for the sake of the MG Hydra, wouldn't getting more heads be worse? Because then you'd have to share with one more for every time she got into some kind of fatal accident.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:05:43 2014 No.12609417 >>12609416 That and she already has, like three or maybe even nine bodies already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:06:33 2014 No.12609419 >>12609416 It's not like her heads will come off so easily, and it only grows more heads through decapitation. Harming the body won't result in more heads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:06:44 2014 No.12609420 >>12609415 Even our ancestors sucked at world building.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:07:31 2014 No.12609422 >>12609416 Think of it this way, Anon It's like having a harem of the same MG but with different personalities >>12609415 Yeah, now it's coming back to me. God the Hydra was a great monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:07:34 2014 No.12609423 >>12609420 How so?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:08:03 2014 No.12609425 >>12609419 That's another thing. Where do the multiples join together? I'd say the waist. For every "head" is also a torso and arms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:08:39 2014 No.12609428 >>12609417 >nine bodies But only seven of them are actually her. The other two... >C is for Cookie! >I need about tree-fiddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:09:03 2014 No.12609429 >>12609422 It's like having a harem, but with all the perks of not having a harem. It's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:09:19 2014 No.12609430 >>12609417 >>12609425 She'd basically have a giant snake body that splits off into numerous Lamias at some point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:10:24 2014 No.12609431 >>12609428 >C is for Cookie! That's MY shtick!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:11:18 2014 No.12609432 >>12609430 I'd say they'd probably be joined at the waist. Or maybe the snakeknees.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:11:41 2014 No.12609433 >>12609430 >snake body But the Hydra had limbs. >>12609431 She's not a shtick, she's a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:11:41 2014 No.12609434 >>12609429 Truly the Hydra is for those that want to experience a harem without actually having a harem

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:11:53 2014 No.12609435 I really think Hydras would be so addicted to some kind of drug like zoloft. or suffer multiple personalities

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:11:55 2014 No.12609436 >>12609422 IIRC, Hydra was one of Echidna and Typhon's little bundles of joy and was raised by Zeus' bitch wife to be a challenge for Heracles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:12:48 2014 No.12609437 >>12609436 AND she was literally a monster girl to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:12:56 2014 No.12609438 >>12609433 Depends on the version, anon. The Hydra has been depicted as either having a lamia body with multiple heads, to what you're probably thinking about. >>12609436 Fucking Zeus man. God learning about the Greek pantheon was fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:13:17 2014 No.12609439 >>12609433 Are you going by the Disney movie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:13:59 2014 No.12609440 >>12609438 The Greek pantheon represented humanity a lot better than most others did. >>12609439 No, I'm going by some old ass graphite drawing based on a vase.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:14:03 2014 No.12609441 >>12609433 >But the Hydra had limbs. Not always http://i.imgur.com/21DDpQ3.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:15:04 2014 No.12609442 something tells me you are mixing it up with Gamera from the Godzillia franchise

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:15:06 2014 No.12609443 >>12609433 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lernaean_Hydra_Getty_Villa_83.AE.346.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mosaico_Trabajos_H%C3%A9rcules_(M.A.N._Madrid)_02.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:15:42 2014 No.12609445 >>12609440 Well there are multiple interpretations of it, so it having limbs wouldn't be impossible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:17:15 2014 No.12609448 >>12609442 >Gamera >Godzilla franchise I think you mean Ghidora, Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:17:20 2014 No.12609449 >>12609438 It is fun. Hopefully we can get her drawn out before MAMANO MANA man ruins her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:18:32 2014 No.12609451 >>12609449 I would say what's the worse that could happen, but we did get an overly designed Chimera Still, what's the worse that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:19:51 2014 No.12609452 >>12609451 Wait, what's wrong with the Chimera?

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:20:29 2014 No.12609456

>>12609451
He makes her masochistic? He turns her blood into an aphrodisiac? He makes her a part of his nerf/MAMANOMANA warefare setting?
It's not like it would be too bad, but it really boils my blood to think he'd do that to one of my favorite monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:21:04 2014 No.12609457 >>12609452 It's just a bit over the top. I ain't bashing it, put your pitchfork down

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:22:04 2014 No.12609458 >>12609456 >Hydra >One of my favourite monsters You my friend, are now my brother

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:22:27 2014 No.12609460 >>12609457 >pitchfork I was confused, not angry. I thought people had decided that it was shit while wasn't here or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:24:06 2014 No.12609464 >>12609460 No no no, nobody's bashed the thing with a shovel into the ground and pissed on it. Hell, no one's even decoded the moonrunes fully yet We're all in a stalemate. Fuck I need to stop watching westerns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:24:15 2014 No.12609465 >>12609458 I do indeed prefer Hydra being several lamias joined together to a snake body. Sounds better than all of the lamias conjoining to a body that has weird lizard hands on the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:24:57 2014 No.12609466 >>12609464 >need to stop watching westerns No you don't. That's never the answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:25:33 2014 No.12609467 >>12609466 Right? Westerns are great

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:25:58 2014 No.12609468 >>12609458 They're cool and in RPGs they make awesome fights like in Dragons Dogma.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:27:23 2014 No.12609470 >>12609468 Hydras are all around the best type of monster. I don't even care if they're overused a bit in RPGs, they're great

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:27:46 2014 No.12609472 >>12609467 Yes. ...so the story about Lamia Sisters in the Old West is coming along how?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:29:48 2014 No.12609477 >>12609470 It'd be nice if we were the ones to make her. Well, her and YNO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:31:04 2014 No.12609482 >>12609477 You know what that means. Start staring. >Jiii~

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:32:26 2014 No.12609484 >>12609482 .Less might end up drawing another Laska instead. I'd say we should ask Loen, but I'm pretty sure he's dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:33:00 2014 No.12609487 >>12609477 If we can make Hathor and Ra, we can create a monster Though, her visual appearance is still under construction. Her personality seems to be all clear with everyone

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:33:43 2014 No.12609488 >>12609484 Come on, he's done us good plenty of times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:34:27 2014 No.12609489 >>12609484 We should believe in Less. I believe in him still.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:34:36 2014 No.12609490 >>12609487 Imagine the Hydra from Dragon's Dogma, except with 9 heads instead of 5, and Lamia instead of snake heads. >>12609488 He's also done us wrong for shits and giggles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:35:26 2014 No.12609491 >>12609490 >done us wrong As far as I'm concerned, no he hasn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:35:44 2014 No.12609492 >>12609489 Maybe he'll answer you, but he sure as hell won't answer me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:36:51 2014 No.12609493 >>12609491 So the mermaid being eaten, Pharaoh's head, futa cat, and ect don't count for you apparently?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:37:01 2014 No.12609494 >>12609489 I don't really give all my belief in .Less, but I don't hate him

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:38:53 2014 No.12609498 >>12609493 I don't see any problem with any of them. It's not like we have any right to dictate what he draws.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:41:09 2014 No.12609500 You guys are way too tsundere for less.

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:41:51 2014 No.12609501

>>12609498
You're right, we don't have a right to dictate what he draws.
But we still have a right to bitch about him when he decides to post another one of Bob's requests and ignoring everyone else.
>Can you draw a Mantis girl doing cute things?
>No.
>CAN YOU DRAW A FUTA CATGIRL SUCKING HERSELF OFF?!
>OK!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:43:03 2014 No.12609503 >>12609501 >Futa >Herself Anon. No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:43:08 2014 No.12609504 >>12609501 I've gotten him to do five requests, I have no reason to bitch. Stay mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:45:09 2014 No.12609506 Hey kid, wanna /ss/? http://i.imgur.com/MHIaKIQ.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:45:30 2014 No.12609508 >>12609504 I'll stay mad until he breaks free from Bob. I just hope I don't suffer a heart attack before then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:45:55 2014 No.12609509 When is the next MUSUME chapter coming out? What girl should leave,and what kind of girl should live everyone next?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:46:26 2014 No.12609510 >>12609506 >that blush Aww~

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:48:31 2014 No.12609512 >>12609509 Patience, Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:49:33 2014 No.12609514 >>12609509 >What girl should leave Smith. >what kind of girl Hopefully none.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:49:37 2014 No.12609515 >>12609509 >What girl should leave >what kind of girl should live everyone next WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:50:47 2014 No.12609517 >>12609510 She just reminds me of the Predator.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:53:49 2014 No.12609521 >>12609501 I just paid .less to draw a thing. Easier than shouting requests out with two dozen other anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:55:07 2014 No.12609524 >>12609521 >paying him Well that explains a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:55:39 2014 No.12609526 >>12609515 live with *

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 02:56:36 2014 No.12609527 >>12609526 So you were asking which girl should be added in next?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:00:45 2014 No.12609533 We're trying to get less to draw the hydra http://puu sh/cj9HS/6e8ed648de.png >dragon snake thing pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:01:32 2014 No.12609534 >>12609526 Nah, to hell with that. The herd needs to be thinned down permanently. Too many as it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:03:14 2014 No.12609537 >>12609533 >claws We just had a discussion on how she shouldn't have claws.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:03:23 2014 No.12609539 >>12609533 Where do you fuck her? Them? Did anyone even try and think this through?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:04:01 2014 No.12609542 >>12609533 Any reason you keep using broken links rather than copy-pasting it directly like everyone else? Does that domain block redirects from 4chan or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:04:25 2014 No.12609543 >>12609537 >discussion on how she shouldn't have claws No we didn't, one person saying they don't want them isn't a discussion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:05:37 2014 No.12609546 >>12609542 Unbroken links don't go through 4chan's filter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:05:52 2014 No.12609547 >>12609543 There was more than one person. We even had pictures of Hydras on vases to go by.

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:07:05 2014 No.12609550

>>12609498
>>12609500

Another Anon here. I like .Less' style, I like a lot of his drawings, but I think some of the hate he gets is because sometimes it just feels like he takes a sudden gory or sadistic turn just to screw with us, give us a metaphorical middle finger. If that makes any sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:07:10 2014 No.12609552 >>12609537 >discussion There isnt even as decided to use even go want to do look more like Right now she's just a conjoined wurm or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:08:22 2014 No.12609555 >>12609550 >just to screw with us I thought the Tarrasque eating a Rusalka was funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:09:35 2014 No.12609556 >>12609555 http://i.imgur.com/LwFeNeQ.png Everyday until you like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:09:56 2014 No.12609558 >>12609552 So she's going to have claws, no arms, no vagina, and its going to be her first impression?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:10:04 2014 No.12609559 >>12609556 I love it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:11:31 2014 No.12609561 >>12609552 >>12609558 Personally, lamia tail with no claws, and multiple snake pussy is the best option here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:13:01 2014 No.12609563 Can we please get moot to increase the image limit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:13:32 2014 No.12609565 >>12609561 She should pretty much be as >>12609490 described it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:15:15 2014 No.12609568 >>12609565 Yes. Exactly. .Less? >>12609563 I don't think moot is going to do that for us. Especially when we're the only thread on the whole board that is having this "problem". He's not going to cater to the needs of a single thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:15:50 2014 No.12609570 It's been past the 19th in Japan for over a day Where are my scans? Shouldn't the chinese have scanned it by now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:17:05 2014 No.12609572 >>12609570 The regular scanner was arrested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:20:28 2014 No.12609576 >>12609572 Really? I can only imagine people here getting arrested for eating pizzas of the cheese variety. Or loli if you live in Aus (lol)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:22:18 2014 No.12609578 >>12609568 why are we confined to one thread when the tohoes have dozens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:22:34 2014 No.12609579 >>12609576 >lol People can enjoy their pizza however they want, as long as it's not the type that replaces the sauce with BBQ sauce, or the one with expensive as hell ingredients and edible gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:23:38 2014 No.12609581 >>12609578 Because they have seniority.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:23:57 2014 No.12609582 >>12609578 Because our conversation has enough content to fit one thread and no more. Does this really matter that much to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:24:24 2014 No.12609584 >>12609563 The most we have hope for is for a /jp/ mod to delete the threads when we're at image limit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:26:21 2014 No.12609586 >>12609582 Why should we be forced to wait past 3000 posts once we reach 300 images?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:31:12 2014 No.12609589 >>12609586 Because that's what happens when an /a/ janitor is a special brand of faggot and gets the threads moved to a board as slow as /n/

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:32:14 2014 No.12609590

>>12609586
Look, I hate to be rude, but,
Are you an idiot?

Let me explain this to you.
We're visitors. We got kicked off of /a/ and sent here. We may have been here for 3, maybe 4 months, but we're still visitors.
We should not and we're not going to feel entitled to have our threads deleted by a mod whenever we feel like. We're not going to have the mods, or the janitor, or moot cater to our needs whenever we want. We're one thread, I hate to say it, but a guest thread, no less, out of some fifty other threads that have been here long before us.

If we want to change things, we're just going to have to stay here long enough where we won't be considered visitors anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:33:28 2014 No.12609593 >>12609590 Hence the others having seniority over us.

>>	.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW Mon Oct 20 03:33:40 2014 No.12609595 >>12609568 ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:35:45 2014 No.12609603 >>12609595 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:35:58 2014 No.12609604 >>12609593 Exactly, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:36:04 2014 No.12609605 I rather see .less do a policewoman kikimora or my dragon character for chapter 7

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:36:38 2014 No.12609607 >>12609595 Oh .less. You magnificent lurking bastard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:38:45 2014 No.12609611 >>12609607 Speaking of .Less, did anyone else notice that .Less' art is on Exhentai?

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:39:31 2014 No.12609612

>>12609590
>>12609590
We're only here because of a corrupt mod. We didn't want to come here.

I'm just saying let's just abandon this thread and start a new one even though we have not maxed it out.

It's not that big of a deal to do so to have a 2nd MG thread until this thread is bumped off.

>If we want to change things, we're just going to have to stay here long enough

No I say we head back to /a/. There is more of us than that one MOD who false flagged.

>>12554170

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:41:13 2014 No.12609615 >>12609612 >moving back to /a/ No. I actually like it here. Sure we're slow as hell, but you don't have to go back 4 threads in the archive when you go to sleep either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:43:04 2014 No.12609619 >>12609612 >No I say we head back to /a/. You mean the place where Monmusu threads are still told to leave because manga isn't /a/?

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:43:29 2014 No.12609622

>>12609612
>I'm just saying let's just abandon this thread and start a new one even though we have not maxed it out.
See, no. Fuck off with that idea. We're not doing that. That's just going to get the /jp/ goers and the janitor and mods mad at us.

>I say we head back to /a/.
The thing is, we can't. /a/ mods delete any and all threads related to monster girls, even ones tied to manga. And even if we could, why would we want to go back to a place where SJWs have overrun the board and talk about Naruto unironically?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:44:27 2014 No.12609624 >>12609611 Some anon uploaded a gallery the other day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:45:37 2014 No.12609626 >>12609624 Was there any point to that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:46:34 2014 No.12609628 >>12609622 I have a theory. Naruto has the innate ability to bring out the inner 8-year-old of anyone talking about it. Thus, the constant, hour-by-hour Naruto threads.

Anonymous Mon Oct 20 03:48:34 2014 No.12609635

>>12609628
Apparently that seems to be the case.
It certainly explains the "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" mentality towards monster girl threads on /a/.
And the "Monster Musume threads don't count as manga on the manga board because I say so" attitude.

>>	Nameless Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ Sat Nov 8 22:29:02 2014 No.12609635,1 >>12603317 >I manually made maps for 1 and 2. how did you manage with the non-euclidian layout of 2?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 8 22:30:51 2014 No.12609635,2 >>12609635,1 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 8 22:58:57 2014 No.12609635,3 >>12609635,1 how did you manage with being a huge faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 8 23:28:58 2014 No.12609635,4 >>12609628 There is literally LITERALLY /a/ meta discussion happening within a non-otaku culture related fetish thread on JAY PEE RIGHT NOW.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 8 23:30:27 2014 No.12609635,5 >>12609635,4 oh wait nvm this is from october 17 ..... I was havin a good lel too..............

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 8 23:35:33 2014 No.12609635,6 https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1410/39/1410398110213.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 8 23:37:33 2014 No.12609635,7 >3948 replies omitted. Click Reply to view. oh my g-d

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 8 23:46:33 2014 No.12609635,8 >>12609635,7 Yeah.... Talk about bandwidth killer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 8 23:56:45 2014 No.12609635,9 How to kill monstergirl -report random shit in the thread -wait It's worked before.

>>	Nameless Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ Sun Nov 9 23:00:39 2014 No.12609635,10 >>12609635,7 >g-d gee I wonder who could be behind this post

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