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"What's this thing I found inside your secret box, onii-chan?" Edition

Previous thread not a bumpin' >>12574561

Newest pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/szhdQ457
Vendor links:
http://en-nls.com (Japan)
http://hotpowers.jp (Japan)
http://amzn.to/1dM3vkU (Japan)
http://japanshoppingservice.jp (Japan)
http://queencatadulttoys.com (CA)
http://toydemon.com (IL)
http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/ (CA)

>> No.12599310

>>12599257
Will Canada customs do anything over loli boxart?

>> No.12599320

>>12599310
Will american customs do anything over loli box art?

Also: I hear NLS products come wrapped in black plastic inside the box, when you buy a hole with lube, is the chance that customs pokes through your box more likely? Liquids tend to spook customs people.

>> No.12599324

Virgin Age Admission is so intense.
What are other intense onaholes out right now?

>> No.12599330

>>12599320
US customs probably wouldn't just because loli isn't illegal nationwide. It is in Canada though, there might be a bit of a difference.

>> No.12599351

>>12599310
Probably. They can remove it from original box at your request.

>>12599320
I haven't heard anyone getting in trouble with loli box art yet so I think it's pretty safe.

>> No.12599382

>>12599351
"They" being a proxy in Japan, or the retailer themself? If it's the latter, how would I go about getting that done?

>> No.12599411

>>12599382
Uhh.. In en-nls.com you can request it at "Send Message Box" in Customer Info part. If you're ordering from the US you can always send them a message.

Most of the shops will pack it according to your liking although customs declaration will almost always be "rubber toy" for onaholes and "lotion" for lubes.

>> No.12599439

>>12599411
Neato. I'm assuming the outside packaging from them is relatively nondescript in case I'm not home and the package is left at my doorstop?

>> No.12599444

>>12599439
If you order with EMS (usps if America) then it will say "figure" on the box

>> No.12599457

>>12599439
99% of the time. They really value your privacy.

>> No.12599471

>>12599457
>>12599444
Thanks, and sorry for the stupid questions. Time to start figuring out my shopping list now I guess.

>> No.12599480

>>12599471
Don't worry. Soon you'll be desensitized and have 10+ onaholes before you know it.

>> No.12599486

>>12599480
At least I spend enough time fapping to justify the collection, unlike a lot of other stuff I own.

>> No.12599513

onaho.net/main.html

bretty neat site for looking up opinions

>> No.12599539

>>12599513
Looks legit. Question is, does it ship global.

>> No.12599544

>>12599539
It's a review site, it doesn't sell anything.

>> No.12599760
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12599760

has anyone ever tried this?
toydemon.com/lust-gimmick-onahole-masturbator

Looks weird, but I'm interested in how the rings feel

>inb4 toydemon hate

>> No.12599791

do onaholes lose tightness with repeated use? my oldest hole is my venus clone soft, had it about 16 months now, maybe its because the feeling is no longer new to me but it feels looser than it used to.

>>12599760
those rings are in the poco pen too. what is melt supposed to me? is that what they are calling the inner layer?

>> No.12600147

>>12599411
>although customs declaration will almost always be "rubber toy" for onaholes and "lotion" for lubes.
only with express service (DHL, ...)

>> No.12600152

>>12599760
The rings are a stupid gimmick, and the red material wasn't much to my liking either. Can't recommend.
RDC didn't like his poco pen terribly much either which uses same rings/material.

>> No.12600202

Anyone know if hotpowers ships using EMS? Those assholes want to charge me 2200 yen for a 500g package. If it's EMS then I'm ok with it.

>> No.12600203

>tfw own 3 hips and ~10 onaholes but suck at writing reviews
>tfw own stuff people want reviews for

>> No.12600205

>>12599760
I got the Hot Gimmick few days ago, actually just opened it and was about to try it out.

Sadly, I'm >>12600203

>> No.12600214

>>12600203
Is one of those hips the poco pen?

>> No.12600216

>>12600205
I live in america, should I worry about the box art?

What exactly did you put into the message box when you told them to remove the boxes?

>> No.12600249

>>12600216
I don't remove any boxes, and I don't see why you would worry with a titcow on the box.

>>12600214
No, Squishy Sisters is the hip I have that I got requested

>> No.12600259
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12600259

>http://www.toydemon.com/onaplus-next-type-black-hair-witch-masturbator
>Black Hair Witch
muh toydemon

>> No.12600908

>>12600259
>not just romanizing moonrunes
Shiggy

>> No.12600989

kupa roa or lolinco?

kupa roa hard or normal?

>> No.12601003

>>12600989
You'll have problems with both if you got a BBC. Lolinco is toit and I heard Roa short.

>kupa roa hard or normal?
If you haven't tried hard before you should go for the soft one first.

>> No.12601047

>>12600202
Yes. EMS.

>> No.12601102

>>12600989
Have you considered rina?

>> No.12601130

>>12601047
Not him, but isn't EMS the one that can arrive within 3 days from Nihon to US?

>> No.12601285

>>12601003
the last hole I had was really soft so I want to try something tighter and harder

>>12601102
maybe

>> No.12601404

>>12601285
Go buy a hard one but not Roa though. I heard gruesome stories with Roa hard.

>> No.12601728

Holy fuck I just fucked my onahole on a chair for the first time (as opposed to just moving the hole up and down) and I finished about 10x faster than I usually do when I use it "normally".

I'm gonna need a hole with very low stimulation, but I really don't want something that's not stimulating enough. The venus holes look good for this, but there's so many options i don't know which to pick

>> No.12601810

>>12601728
Real Very Soft seems the right hole for you.

>> No.12602111

>>12601728
Now imagine instead of a chair you could fuck your onaholes on your bed, in a doll... That's pretty much the only reason Toydemon is in the OP / pastebin. They make a good plush doll.

>> No.12602165

is it true that there are japanese ona-hole infomercials?

>> No.12602171

>>12600249
>and I don't see why you would worry with a titcow on the box.
Sorry I didnt mean to quote that guy. Im more interested in loli onaholes.

>> No.12602483

>>12600989
Not lolinco, it has shit durability.

>> No.12602680
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12602680

>en-nls.com/pict1-39190?c2=12001219

now YOU TOO can fuck a slime girl

>> No.12603015

>>12602680
How do you clean it?

>> No.12603046

>>12603015

>>12601303

>> No.12603173
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>>12603046
>>12601303
>I had to get my brother to help me.
B-but I don't have an Otouto...

>> No.12603386

>>12600216
>What exactly did you put into the message box when you told them to remove the boxes?
I'm interested in knowing this too

>> No.12603394

Any recommendations for a decent all-around hole to start off with? Preferably not some gigantic fucking hip that I'll need to hide in my oven or some shit.

>> No.12603431

>>12603394
Tomax Venus Clone Soft

>> No.12603474

Is it just me or do all tomax holes feel the same?

>> No.12603491

>>12603474
It's just you.

>> No.12603763

>>12603386
"Please remove packaging/art"

>>12603474
Depends what you mean. In 'very soft' most holes feel really similar to me, firmer versions should feel different though.

>> No.12603845 [DELETED] 

did the jews steal your entire glans along with your foreskin? you must be insensitive as fuck.

>> No.12603846

>>12603474
did the jews steal your entire glans along with your foreskin? you must be insensitive as fuck.

>> No.12604060

To those concerned about box art, I asked for:
No Erotic Box / Packaging
No Erotic Art
No CD

and I was sent fully boxed onas with puni CD. Maybe just try asking for No Box.

>>12602111
You can form a body out of a duvet easily though.

>> No.12604095
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>>12603046
>>12601303
>I had to get my brother to help me.
>Hey bro, I need you to help clean out my onahole.

>> No.12604117

>>12604060
"No" means "my" in moon language.

Maybe they misunderstood it for
>My Erotic Box / Packaging
>My Erotic Art
>My CD

>> No.12604166

>>12604117
Maybe but a friend had boxing removed when he said "No Erotic Packaging".

>> No.12604170

>>12604117
I really doubt they're that stupid. They wouldn't read it as that on an english website unless it was written as ”の”

But if you put "no erotic box" through google translate, it might lead to a bit of confusion. I'm sure they're looking for key words like "remove".

>> No.12604188

>>12604170
>I'm sure they're looking for key words like "remove".
It's probably that

>> No.12604262

Where do you store you onaholes? I plan on buying a lock box.

>> No.12604317

>>12604262
Cardboard box in my closet. It's not unusual for people to have sex toys, so I don't put too much effort into hiding them.

>> No.12604334

>>12604262
Since my family isn't particularly nosy, I keep them in their respective storage bags in the storage compartment under my desk chair. If I'm going to be out for a while or if I know someone will be cleaning my room for me, I'll move them to the empty model boxes under my bed.

>> No.12604349

>>12601285
Maybe if you gave us that last hole model we'd have an easier time helping you?
>>12599791
>what is melt supposed to me? is that what they are calling the inner layer?
Yep, the inner red material which was first used on the "melt" onahole by the same company.
>>12599760
>interested in how the rings feel
Like big pleats/ribs that don't have those fucking stupid sharp edges.
Seriously, fuck ribbed structures that look like razor blades. Figuratively.

>>12601303
You're not supposed to remove it from the can though.
>>12604117
>"No" means "my" in moon language.
No it doesn't, it's a suffix that has no translation, only gramatical value; just like other japanese particles.
Besides, they use the english "no" in their retarded japglish ie ノーブラ or ノーパン.

Though, people should just write something among the lines of パケージや付属品を除いて、オナホール自体のみの発送を希望します。 and be done with it.

>>12599324
Spiral structure anything, hard material anything.
R-20 and nekoko mii nyan if you're cheap, lilith spiral wave if you're not. There's also the succubus wavy ripple I guess, people complained that it was too intense, search the archive.
You can also give the kunoichi a try but it'll probably be too soft to your likings.

>> No.12604358

>>12604349
Somebody got out of 2hu threads.

>> No.12604401

>>12604349
the last hole I owned was secret twin tales - sana, which was really fucking soft

I already ordered the hard roa because $30 isn't really that bad, so if I don't like it I'll know I need something in between

from what I've seen, most people's issues with the roa and hard roa is that they're too short, which makes me think they'd be perfect for me because my dick is small

>> No.12604518

>>12604401
How big is your dick? What are the measurements?

>> No.12604537

>>12604518
I don't have a ruler but I know it's around 4-4.5 inches

>> No.12604581

>>12604537
You're Asian average like me. I might reconsider buying Roa then.

>> No.12604606

>>12599310
I'm Canadian, living in BC, and I ordered the Guchomon pocket 8 from NLS. It comes with lube as well as having loli box art. When I received the package there weren't any signs that customs opened it at all. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about. NLS is very discreet with their packaging.

>> No.12604637

>>12604606
Canadian customs reseal the box with yellow tape that says "OPENED BY CBSA"
They almost never open packages though. There might be a higher chance if there's undeclared liquids in it.

I'm also in bc, but I've had no problem using ems with many orders of onaholes and figures.

>> No.12604708 [DELETED] 

I'm also from Canada, BC!

We should have a meet up, yeah?

>> No.12604719 [DELETED] 

>>12604708
>Canadian cuckold onahole meet up
That'll end well.

>> No.12604730 [DELETED] 

>>12604708
I'm not sure how I feel about becoming some anon's onahole.

>> No.12604733 [DELETED] 

>>12604730
A-are you cute?

>> No.12604745 [DELETED] 

>>12604719
>tfw you'll never DP a hip onahole with another anon

>> No.12604746 [DELETED] 

>>12604733
Not cute enough ;_;

>> No.12604747
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12604747

Posted this in the last thread, then realized that thread was ded...

Anyone tried Girl's (i) before? The design looks fancy and magic eyes but can't be too sure at that price.

>> No.12604749 [DELETED] 

I'm going to assume you guys are from Vancouver. Mail me for meet up fun!

rumia3@gmail.com

>> No.12604752

>>12604747
That's going to be hard to clean.

>> No.12604762

why is it that my Lilith spiral(reg) is the only onahole ive had that gives me a peeing sensation every time i orgasm?

>> No.12604769

>>12604762
>peeing sensation every time i orgasm
Is that good or bad?

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>>12604749
I'd like to DP an onahole with a fellow /jp/sie

>> No.12604788

>>12604769
It's happened to me before (without using an onahole) and I think it's due to overstimulation. I could be wrong though.

>> No.12604813

If I have a bad case of "Death Grip Syndrome," "Salami Vice," or whatever you call jerking off way too much with too much squeezing so it leads to delayed ejac and other stuff would getting one of these help? I came into a really big j-list gift card and have never used them before finding everything a little over priced but with the card I figure I might as well get something there.

>> No.12604823
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>>12604813
Whoops forgot what I was looking at. Is this a nice one?

>> No.12604828
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12604828

Going to pull the trigger on this order.. What do you guys think?

(Already have lube and warmer from other buys)

>> No.12604836

>>12604828
So many toy bags...

>> No.12604837

>>12604823

Yeah It's a good one apparently , it's pretty new so there aren't many anons who can tell you about it but i've read pretty good reviews everywhere, so go ahead, I actually ordered that same hole just yesterday.

>> No.12604866

>>12604769
bad.
it ruins my orgasm
and it happens every time i use it
but the hole itself feels great
the feeling only occurs right before i ejaculate

>> No.12604873

>>12604813
I thought my nearly calloused dick was long past saving. But I've been using onaholes for a few months now, and my dick more sensitive, soft and the skin way lighter.

I wouldn't get that hip until you know what kind of hole you like, especially since that one has mixed reviews (but positive overall).

>>12604828
What holes do you have and which do you like?

>> No.12604874

>>12604788
Well that happens to me either when I prematurely ejaculated or edging too long.

>> No.12605007

>>12604828
Looks like a lot of popular and generally positive ones. Not a bad order I'd say, except for me it's too many sleeves, I'd go for more of a variety, but those designs may be enough for you.

Also is this site already mentioned before? Seems like some English reviews of a decent amount of onaholes and ones that are discussed here sometimes.

https://blog.onahole.eu/

>> No.12605176

>>12605007
>>12604836
Well the bags are for my other holes. I never got any with them and im tired of putting them in the boxes and plastic bags.

>>12604873
I have the Puni, Mouth of truth, lolinco, and meiki wet shin. I like Loli holes, and I have a loli fetish, im sure you can see by the order.. lol

>> No.12605181

Is there a way to track my orders progress?

>> No.12605243
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12605243

Allright Ive ordered a lot of stuff again.

Anyone got the Twins panic already? I got it because this position is kinda my fetish.

>> No.12605430

>>12605176
Well the only thing I would change in your order is the bordeaux. Quite a few people have had the inner material come apart in only a couple uses.

Rina has a similar structure to the bordeaux, but it's way more durable. The suction isn't as strong though.

>> No.12605490

>>12605430
I will take that under advisement, however does that inner structure deterioration have anything to do with size? I'll be upfront with you i'm average to below average so I wont be tearing it up like other anons might.

>> No.12605533

>>12605490
I'm above average and mine has seen 20+ uses without any tearing or detaching. I've been careful with it though, so you should be fine if you're conscious.

>> No.12605578

>>12605490
In my experience, dual layers' durability vary from shit to okay even if it's same model. I had 2 Rina's and lasted 1-2 months. I dunno, maybe I'm just a chronic masturbator.

>> No.12605683

Adopt an orphan, there are plenty of those and they're free.

>> No.12605695

How does hand lotion damage onaholes? Anyone use hand lotion?

>> No.12605757
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12605757

Just made this purchase. This must be the stupidest impulse buy I ever bought.

>> No.12605769

>>12605757
>Oreimo parody hole

Oh man here we go. Those were my first ones. I guess they were aite.

>> No.12605784 [DELETED] 

>>12605695
It will cause the material to break down. Tried that once with Tenga egg and little gooey bits started coming off it.

Always use water based lube. Period.

>> No.12605789

>>12605695
Hand lotion can cause the material to break down. Tried that once with a Tenga egg and little gooey bits started coming off it.

Always use water based lube. Period.

>> No.12605833

>>12605789
seconded. Dont cheap out. If youre spending any amount of $ on a hole at least get proper lube to go with it. Water based is the only way to go. Go to walmart or target and get the cheapo astroglide in the purple bottle. its like 3.50

>> No.12605870

I wish virgin age admission was more aesthetically pleasing. I've been debating between that, rina and roa for a while now but can't decide. VA would be an easy buy if it looked like more than just a slab of rubber

>> No.12605953

Are meiki hips good? They get good reviews on toydemon but I heard that place is full of shills

>> No.12605966

so is there any website that sells j-lube that offers discrete shipping?

>> No.12605986

is tomax really a japanese brand? how come they're not listed on nls?
the only onahole realted results on google are queencat pages

>> No.12605994

>>12605986

Yes it's a Japanese brand, but you can't buy Tomax holes on nls because it's a daimaoh.co.jp original. Some western shops have a distribution contract with them though.

>> No.12606066

Can anyone tell me of an effective method to use and mix Peace's?

It's only been about 2 months and im down to half a bottle while I don't even masturbate every day. I find I need to use too much when using it alone and there's too much lube, no matter how little I put, when mixing with water because it's not a pump bottle and the nozzle is wide so when you pair that with it's thickness, it's like there's a mandatory minimum amount you need to squeeze out, which leads to too much lube and its being spilled everywhere.

>> No.12606072

>>12606066
I mixed it maybe 50/50 with water in a 600ml water bottle. I manage to pour it out without spilling it but you do have to be careful about it. Feels a lot better now compared to just peace's unmixed. Just mix in small bits of water as you go along till it seems to be a consistency you like.

>> No.12606075

>>12606072
So I should put it in a water bottle and just shake it around until mixed? Will it stay in that form if I leave it or does it separate?

>> No.12606084

>>12606075
Mine stayed in the water bottle mixed up well. Shook it around a lot, turned it upside down waiting for it to slide down, etc. Basically just played with the bottle in various ways till it mixed up and it has stayed the same for 2 weeks now.

>> No.12606093

>>12606084
Hmm.. thanks for the advice. I think I'll buy a pumo bottle, if I can find an empty one, or just a liquid soap pump bottle and empty it to use that instead. Should work beautifully.

>> No.12606115

>>12605966
You can buy them in Amazon. You don't need discrete shipping, just say it's for your ass.

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>>12606115

>> No.12606146

>>12606119
In modern liberal US, you'll get more heat for being a pervert than being a faggot.

>> No.12606178

>>12605757
I approve that mouth and Eririka, not diggin that hidachituukko though. Heard it was just okay even with that design,

>> No.12606188

>>12606093
When diluting lube I use distilled water. It's also a good idea to warm the water on the stove to help dissolve the Peaces etc. Get a funnel for this and don't burn yourself. You want warm, not boiling.

It's also a good idea to do small batches, as water can introduce microbes into the lube solution. Preservatives in the lube help prevent growth, but you're diluting them.

>> No.12606197

>>12605953
Which meiki? faggot toydemon confuses you by just labelling a bunch of shit meiki. There's the KOKOS (Korean) ones and the NPG (Japanese) ones. I know for sure the KOKOS ones are much firmer than the NPG Gokujo Namagoshi (or extreme pleasure hip gaijin name). The NPG ones are jiggly and have less resistance, while the KOKOS ones feel like grabbing a tight ass... but still harder than that ... Because of this difference the stimulation from the KOKOS is probably much more intense. Also the interior of the KOKOS ones are more ribbed and less "realistic" compared to the NPG one based on visuals. The KOKOS ones are also through hole so you can flush it for easier cleaning, but you have to plug it up during use somehow if you dont want jizz or lube leaking onto the surface. If you want to buy one from toydemon then wait for the black friday sale.. it's much more worth it then. I bought the "meiki pure hip" (real hip series oknyeo http://kokostoy.com/?p=418)) during that sale last year and having it for a year i'd say it was worth the sale price (about $150 total) but not much more

>> No.12606242

>>12605243
PPP holes are mostly overpriced shit, their products are also really small. All they have going for them is nice packaging. So no, I wouldn't get the Twins panic if I were you.

I'm interested in the Chimera myself, will probably get it too.

>> No.12606248

>>12605953
Their Gokujo Namagoshi is good but costly. Getting anything shipped from Japan will still end up cheaper than with Toydemon though.

>> No.12606263

I sure do hope NLS will have a Christmas sale. Do they even celebrate the birthday of our saviour, Jesus Christ, in Nihonland?

>> No.12606312

>>12606263
Christmas is a romantic holiday in Japan, reserved for lovers and couples to spend time together.

>> No.12606323

>>12604747
I had this onahole. It broke after a few uses. It is very small, difficult to use because it felt like it was going to tear in two, and the sensations were meh. There are many others by magic eyes that are better.

>> No.12606353

>>12606312
So they'll have NEET sale then?

>> No.12606361

>>12604747
It's meant to be used in a doll, which means that it's probably slightly firm to stay in place, and might not fit in your hand very well.

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12606365

shit new RIDE hole looks interesting to say the least!
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00OLDMBWM/

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>>12606365

>> No.12606488

Thinking about getting one. Just wondering where I should order from and what the packaging is like when it arrives?

>> No.12606489

>>12606488
Tomax Venus Clone Soft from QueenCatAdultToys

>> No.12606495

>>12606488
Adult sites ship in nondescript common brown boxes. I wonder why people keep asking, these companies aren't clueless enough to ship in boxes with their logo all over them.

>> No.12606498

>>12603846
I'm cut and can still feel the difference, even in soft. Maybe his spinal cord is severed?

>>12606353
We can only hope.

>>12606368
>>12606365
There is so much crap going on in this. It looks almost like a dual layer Moe Hole in that regard.

>> No.12606509

>>12606489
Fuck that nigga go Very Soft
Lilith Spiral Wave is good choice also

>> No.12606510

>>12606498
I don't really get the appeal of double layers. It doesn't really provide that much stimulation compared to 1 layer.

>> No.12606514

>>12606510
What's more is that single layers have varying degrees of hardness so you can essentially get the same feeling from a bunch of different holes despite being single layer... for example NPG's meiki proofs are soft and bouncy compared to their Satomi Nomiya replica. Also the main appeal of dual layers appears to be a softer, squishier outside with a firmer inside.

>> No.12606523

>>12606514
Maybe I should try other holes than Magic Eyes then

>> No.12606610

Is there much difference between lubes like Peaces and stuff I can get outside of Japan? Not sure if I want to pay so much shipping just for more lube.

>> No.12606642
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12606642

How did I do for my first purchase? I'm very small 3in~

>> No.12606671

It's about time for my tri-yearly onahole shopping.

What's the latest shit that's got good reviews?

>> No.12606708

>>12606642
Looks pretty good. That shipping price is pretty steep though. I hate paying as much for shipping as I do for my items.

>>12606671
Get a meiki monster chimera and review it for us.

>> No.12606723

>>12606708
>Get a meiki monster chimera and review it for us.

Good lord what is that thing. It looks hideous.

>> No.12606734 [DELETED] 

>>12606642
c-cute....
I wish I had a friend like you to share onaholes with

>> No.12606738

>>12606610
Try and get more lube with every new hole order? Local lube isn't terrible but not as good and not exactly cheap either.

>> No.12606748 [DELETED] 

>>12606734
Anon that's lewd... I had a hard time finding the smallest onahole possible. I'm really concerned about not being able to fully experience a onahole.

>> No.12606750 [DELETED] 

>>12606748
we could tag team one tight creamy loli hole and cuddle under blankets and nuzzle (*≧▽≦)

>> No.12606765 [DELETED] 

>>12606750

Can I watch?

>> No.12606772 [DELETED] 

>>12606750
Sounds like the Quzilax doujin with the cross-country rape.

As for onaholes, does anyone know of one smaller than the 13cm one I bought on >>12606642

>> No.12606938 [DELETED] 

>>12606772
I can assure you that one is really small.

>> No.12606991

I was feeling my venus clone becoming looser and tought it was because I clean it fliping it inside out

after a few weeks of not using it feels like it's again like the first days, these materials always surprise me onaholes regenerate or what?

>> No.12607097

>>12606991
Psychology is a bitch.

>> No.12607428

Waiting for restock is suffering

I shipped DHL to USA. Do I need signature on arrival? I've only used EMS and they always wanted me to sign

>> No.12607447

I'm about 5.5 inches, will I still be able to enjoy the Lilith Uterus. The uterus part is basically why I want it.

>> No.12607491

>>12607447
You should be okay. I'm about six inches and that seems to be the perfect length for it.

>> No.12607603

>>12606991
aren't those not recommended to flip inside out?
since they're thicker than the liliths

>> No.12607637

>>12607603
Venus is fine for flipping though I've heard Very Soft shouldn't be flipped

>> No.12607698

>>12606523
Yeah each manufacturer/company has their own star products that everyone should try, although magic eyes has been pretty consistent as of late with a good amount of their products in terms of feel as well as some more novel designs. Like they seriously decided to make a crazy realistic mouth onahole with Bocca de la verita. Surprised no one did that yet.

>>12606642
Looks okay... seems like a lot for one hole, but must be because of that ona clean. Oh well at least you know your cleaning will be correct and it's good you are serious about the cleaning too.

>>12606671
Don't know when the last time you've been updated, but mouth of truth/bocca de la verita seems like a must try with or without the teeth. People seem to like the interior and full midsection body of the open my pussy cocolo.

>>12607428
Yes you need signature, but if you're not there you can go to their website they link you and change it so that you can pick up from a local office of theirs, OR you can leave a note with the shipping/tracking number on it and a signature on that note in front of your place.

>> No.12607733

>>12607698
>Looks okay... seems like a lot for one hole, but must be because of that ona clean. Oh well at least you know your cleaning will be correct and it's good you are serious about the cleaning too.

It's my first purchase so I want to see how fit the size is before buying another one.

>> No.12607750

Does DHL shipping take 1-3 business days plus the 1-2 weeks international shipping? Or is it just straight 1-3 business days.

>> No.12607752

>>12607603
>>12607637

I have a very soft venus real I do not turn inside out just incase, but its so fucking wide cleaning it is no issue. I turn my normal and soft succubus and lilliths inside out and powder the outside and I've used each atleast 30 times and they are still like new.

I am considering ordering the waves and maybe bumpy road models but I already have liek 12 holes as is. If I get them I might want to get one in hard to try, not sure which. Maybe bumpy road since hard waves sounds too intense.

>> No.12607766

>>12607733
That's a good way to go about it actually. Then form there you can try to compare the dimensions of the next sleeves you might want.

>>12607750
It's more like a straight 3-5 business days range if you are in the US. I am west coast US and I got my order 2 days after I placed my order. Also for EN NLS if you want to cut down shipping speed by a day and make sure your order gets sent out that same day (for Japan) ORDER BEFORE 12 PM JAPAN TIME! I feel like that's important to mention. Very easy to get the time in Japan by doing a google search. So for west coast PDT that's 8:30 PM and very east coast 11:30 PM.

>> No.12607777

>>12607766
Thanks anon, I usually lurk but this is my first time ordering so I'm glad for the eternal onahole threads.

>> No.12608037

>>12607491
I certainly hope so. I heard some anons say that the soft variety is the best kind in the Lilith series. Is the Venus series also good?
Venus clone seems pretty good, looks very tight.

>> No.12608100

What's a good spiral type onahole?

>> No.12608217

POLL TIEM!
http://www.strawpoll.me/2820040
If not stated post your favorite onahoru.

Firmness poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/2820062

>> No.12608226

>>12608217
SI-X Type F is good BJhole for $15 and no it's not a sponge.

>> No.12608227

how do you guys mount your onas for hands free?

>> No.12608245

>>12608227
>roll pillow
>put onahole in the midde
>tie pillow
et wa la

>> No.12608268

>>12599310
It IS technically illegal in Canada, if there's loli nudity or the like on the box, I'd request that the company remove it from the box before shipping. I've always tried to stay on the safe side after SaHa told me about how he got a bunch of manga confiscated when flying home.

>> No.12608312

>>12608245
gb2>>>/ck/

>> No.12608402
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12608402

Lolinco after one month. Are there holes with a similar feel that don't fall to the might gaijin cock?

>> No.12608409

>>12608402
Lolinco is known for being fragile even to Asian cocks. Try searching for 1 layer loliholes if you worry about durability.

>> No.12608445
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12608445

I bought a "Give Me Your Milk! ES" and now I'm regretting putting talc powder on it since its not sticky on the outside no more

>> No.12608472
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12608472

>>12604262
I keep them in old fat pack boxes.

People who will look through an old 10th ed fatpack box? They don't exist.

holes that're too big to fit in a fatpack box are trickier. I keep mine in shoeboxes hidden behind other MTG paraphernalia

>> No.12608487

>>12608445
So how was it before you ruined it? I'm quite a BJ and anal onahole connoisseur myself.

>> No.12608491

>>12606708
I ordered a chimera yesterday. Should get here in a couple days and i'll post a review after.

>> No.12608493

>>12608487
All clear and very sticky on the outside. It's a soft texture. I'm thinking about just ordering another one since its cheap enough, probably just wash it with ona clean only next time and air dry.

>> No.12608495

>>12608493
You shouldn't trash it after losing the sticky. That's normal and I think most people even complained about it.

>> No.12608501

>>12608495
Well I thought I kind of made it worse after washing it and putting baby powder on it.

>> No.12608547

>>12608445
That's the point of powdering what the fuck were you expecting?

>> No.12608568

Any tips for my first ona? (lube suggestions would be good too)

My dick is ~7inches so I can't get one that's TOO small :c

>> No.12608587
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12608587

Just accidentally a hole through my idol cadet. Feels so good.

>> No.12608589

>>12608568
Something soft or extra soft so it would easily stretch over your penor. Venus Clone/Real is always a safe choice no matter how long it is.

>> No.12608679
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12608679

>>12604262
In my super obvious cardboard boxes. Parents are none the wiser.

>> No.12608706

>>12608589
I'm getting a clone in very soft sometime soonish. Will I be able to ram the end of it with my 8 inch cock without worrying about breaking it?

Also I'll be able to flip that thing inside out for cleaning, right? I hate cleaning my dual layer holes because you can't flip em inside out.

>> No.12608722

>>12608679
>Parents are none the wiser.
>Alluringly clad anime girl daki
There's a decent chance they've just given up on you.

>>12608501
What about after washing again? The stickiness normally comes back for me after a wash or two without powder. How were the internals, anyway?

>>12608037
>Venus clone seems pretty good, looks very tight.
I just got one in soft. I was pretty underwhelmed by its performance, but I wasn't really trying to use it right, and again, I'm cut. So I guess your mileage will vary as always.

>> No.12608732

>>12608722
Internals are ok, very soft. The problem is, I powdered it once and left it overnight to dry, so I'm guessing the outside soaked in the talc.

>> No.12608755

>>12604262
I keep it in my computer desk drawer, out in the open but laying on the microfiber cloths I use to clean them.
Is that the proper way to store them, or does dust collect more easily like that? I don't have any real cases for them.

>> No.12608776

>>12608755
Ive had some lint transfer from the microfiber cloth to my holes while they are touching. Seems like if the cloth is clean you wont have a problem though

>> No.12608867
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12608867

>>12608706
Dis gun b gay
http://xhamster.com/movies/2466352/masturbation_with_venus_clone_masturbator_sex_toy.html
He's around 7" while the toy is 6" ish and that's the regular firmness.

Yes, it can withstand numerous flipping compared to the $20 onaholes.

>> No.12608919

Anyone know of an onahole that looks like one in the OP image

>> No.12608959

>>12608919
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40698?c2=12001131
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40697?c2=12001131
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39892?c2=12001131

>> No.12608974

This recent business in the UK has got me spooked on my potential onahole purchases, despite being in america.

Im thinking about getting:
>Virgin Age Admission
>Girly Stick
>Smooth Flat Girls Lab

Their box art isnt too offensive, at least not that i know of, some panies are shown but i dont know for sure from the previews pics on NLS.

Should I opt to have them remove the boxes? I enjoy the idea of unboxing them.
Im extremely worried.

>> No.12608981

>>12608974
What happened in the UK?

>> No.12608988

>>12608974
You live in America.

Stop being a paranoid retard.

>> No.12608995

>>12608974
see
>>12608988

>> No.12608997

>>12608974
A lot of local US store sell onaholes with loli art.

>> No.12609005

>>12608981
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2014-10-19/u.k-man-sentenced-for-prohibited-images-of-manga-children/.80103

>> No.12609008

>>12609005
That's UK, man. They have less freedumbs there.

>> No.12609019

>>12609005
That won't affect shit here in freedom land.

>> No.12609022

>>12609005
The same guy, twice.
They really are monitoring him, aren't they.

>> No.12609078

>>12609005
>Its danger is that it obviously portrays sexual activity with children, and the more it's portrayed, the more the ill-disposed may think it's acceptable

I can't wait till we finally stamp out this retarded "logic" from the world.

>> No.12609084

>>12609078
All we need to do is wait for all the old people to die. Their values will follow them to the grave.

>> No.12609088

>>12609084
If only it were that simple.

The children and young people of today uphold their same values.

>> No.12609097

>>12609078
Why don't they think the same about TV shows like Dexter? Won't the "ill-disposed" continue to think murder is acceptable too? Fucking idiots.

>> No.12609108

>>12609097
Gunsmoke and other westerns are great to bring up for situations like that. People act like violent television is new, but I once sat through a 30 minute gunfight on a show older than I am. Just goes to show nostalgia goggles are universal.

>> No.12609155

>>12609005
3d are just jelly that men prefer attractive young girls to old hags.

>> No.12609165

>>12609084
Can't wait until all the fucking babyboomers can die off. Biggest group of idealistic, deluded retards ever.

>> No.12609196

So this is the first time I'm buying a sex toy, and I'm feeling alot of shame in doing so. I doubt I'm alone feeling the same thing. How did you guys overcome this feeling? (or do you live with it)

>> No.12609201

Just received my lolinco, virgin age admission and mouth of truth today.

This is my third lot of onahole delivery, I have a problem.

>> No.12609211

>>12609196
Weigh the pros and cons.

Pros
- Better than pussy wank
- more economical than having a gf
- more economical than having a gf
- more economical than having a gf
- more economical than having a gf
- did I already mentioned? it's cheaper than having a gf

Cons
- you'll be branded a pervert if somebody found out your hobby since man buying a sex toy, unlike women, are being shunned upon
- addiction... trust me your 1st onahole won't be your last
- 90% you won't be having a gf

>>12609201
>I have a problem.
What's with the suspense?

>> No.12609226

Ive made the bold decision of not telling NLS to remove the boxes.
Yet i am still frightened.

>> No.12609232

>>12604060

Maybe because you were rude, use please and thank you.

>> No.12609239

>>12609226
You from the US? Then don't be afraid. Heck, even if you're from Canada you'll still okay if you're not a registered sex offender.

>> No.12609265

>>12609211

>suspense

?

>> No.12609271

>>12609265
I thought you had a problem with your 3rd delivery then I figured you meant you have A problem

>> No.12609274

>>12609271

Haha no a addictive problem, its the third month in a row I've made a ona order.

>> No.12609278

>>12609274
Wait until your 4th.

>> No.12609282

>>12609278

I already got a hip but its scary when you're still adding things to your wishlist

>> No.12609295

What's the consensus on the tenga flip? They seem really appealing just because they seem so easy to clean. After using one of those anime girl sleeves for a few months, i've gotten extremely lazy doing the postfap rituals of cleaning, drying, and storing them.

Anyone have any insight on the tenga flips and how they are? Or possibly any alternatives. They seem really convenient in cleaning. Thinking of getting the black one.

>> No.12609305

>>12609295
Tenga products are widely regarded as shit around these parts. I had a Black once. It felt amazing the first couple times, then that sort of tapered off into just okay as I got used to it. They are amazingly easy to clean, but not much more so than most holes worth buying. They're also pretty noisy and have no suction, though they do get credit for not looking like a sex toy at first glance. If you're going to shell out that kind of money though you're probably best off getting a Tomax hole and calling it a day. Drying those by hand is technically an extra step you don't have to take with the Flip, but is it really THAT hard, even post fap?

>> No.12609312

>>12609295
Buy some of those 1 layer (Tomax). They will suffer durability loss when flipped but not as much as the dual layer ones.

>> No.12609328

>>12609305
>>12609312
Thanks for the insight, ill snoop around a bit more before i make my next purchase. I guess i'm just tired of the sticky outer layer texture of most onaholes while washing and cleaning up and the plastic outer shell of the tenga flip seemed nice.

>> No.12609337

>>12609328
>I guess i'm just tired of the sticky outer layer texture of most onaholes
The Flip actually still has that. The soft material around the buttons and in the front where you insert is the same as the exterior of any other hole. The best way to get away from that would actually be a Fleshlight, and even those need powdering at the entrance. I have a Toys Heart hole in their Safe Skin and that one doesn't require any powder, but it's so hard some of the inner texture is actually irritating to the part that matters most.

In short, you're fucked. Get used to powdering your holes.

>> No.12609338

>>12609282
Im likely to get addicted. I havent even bought my first ones yet but im planning on eventually getting a hip after I get tired of my first three.

>> No.12609528

How do you cope with onahole withdrawal?

>> No.12609531

>>12609528
Hold it until the next relapse. Then go cold turkey again and make sure you last more than your previous relapse.

>> No.12609536

>>12609528
I dunno, masturbate, I guess.

It's a beautiful cycle.

>> No.12609719

Lolinco, Rina, or Virgin Age Admission for my first purchase?

I only want to order one to see how the size fits first. Also, is a medium toy bag big enough for one?

>> No.12609756

>>12609196
I actually never had the shame because I was just horny and wanted to enhance my pleasure. Getting these holes and being able to experience this ecstasy with them means I give zeros shits about shame (even though I had no shame in the first place) since it's a private part of my life anyways. I can see why you would feel that way though. Some of my friends know I am into this and some of them think it's a shameful thing, but I've got more important things to worry about than what they think of my hobby and another thing is people are into their own hobbies that others may find strange too, yet they still do it. If it elevates the amount of pleasure you experience in your life I say pursue it. It's okay to be self conscious, but when it limits the potential for your short life to be more enjoyable then I'd say that's a detriment to you. Just my opinion.

>>12609295
Had the fleshlights flip and the array of amount of good onaholes posted about around these parts. Never going back to fleshlights or tenga. I want a masturbator that has both the looks and function of one if I'm going to give it my seed.

>>12609338
That search for something new and exciting to stick your junk into is like crack

>> No.12609784

>>12609719
>Lolinco
Like it tight, buy it
>Rina
Good for edging
>Virgin Age Admission
Maybe even tighter than Lolinco

>Also, is a medium toy bag big enough for one?
Yes. But you should consider the bigger one.

>> No.12609834

>>12608445
>since its not sticky on the outside no more
Is there a reason you want the outside to be sticky?

>> No.12609856
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12609856

Not related to onaholes specifically, but I figure the residents of this thread are the best to ask.

I want to order some socks online but I dont want my family to see them. They are not for lewd purposes. The only credit card I have access to is a shared credit card. I have access to 3 mailboxes, but my family prefers if I dont get stuff sent to our home mailbox. The other two are my cousin's who lives a short walk from my house, and a commercial PO box for one of my relatives jobs.

I know about prepaid credit cards, but what would I do about recieving them?
Could I just say, to my family, I dont want to show them my purchase? That seems like it would cast suspicion on me.

I like the OP image, by the way

>> No.12609863

On-topic:
>>12609232
I actually added "Thank You" at the bottom.

>>12609295
> i've gotten extremely lazy doing the postfap rituals of cleaning, drying, and storing them.
A TENGA flip still requires those and considering the reviews it gets here it doesn't seem worth the (possibly) shorter cleaning time.

>>12609719
If you've a large member I'd get Lolinco over the Rina, you might destroy the insides but at least you won't feel the fear of puncturing the Rina.
Can't give any advice on the VAA as I don't have one.

Off-topic:
>>12609022
Very likely monitored (as part of his suspended sentence agreement) and nothing to worry about.
He was originally prosecuted for 3D (cg) which worries normies more.
Probably got tired of giving him the benefit of the doubt when he started amassing drawn loli instead.

There's no need to panic unless there's a string of arrests for first-time offenders with specifically and ONLY drawn.

>>12609078
According to your logic, there are no ill-disposed persons who would think about re-enacting something they've seen in an image / video (any kind) online.
What he said was right and he didn't implicate all consumers of such material are ill-disposed nor potential child abusers.

>> No.12609872
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>>12609856

Why is getting socks a bad thing?

Do you gain freedom if someone clothes you?

>> No.12609878

>>12609872
Kneesocks and thighhighs.
doing something like this is very out of the ordinary for me.

>> No.12609888

>>12609878

Wouldn't it be easier just to purchase them from a shop?

Best bet would be the cousin and explain that its a gift for someone

>> No.12609949

>>12609784
>>12609863
Thanks for the advice! Lolinco looks more appealing now, but I'll think about it.

I'd also like to use it hands-free with a daki if that changes anything.

>> No.12609951

Is it worth getting a onahole if I have premature ejaculation?

>> No.12609957

>>12609951
Absolutely. You might even be able to help "cure" it with a soft hole. You could also do that with your hand but onaholes feel much nicer.

>> No.12609969

>>12608402
Alice Dayo AGMv1. I'm not very big myself, but out of all the onaholes that I've had this is the only one that hasn't torn or become damaged.

>> No.12609972

>>12608568
> :c
The fuck is that?

>> No.12609985

>>12608974
I live in the UK and regularly import toddlercon and loli on mass, I've even had packages go through random inspections with my toddlercon manga in plain sight, and I still haven't been charged with anything. If I can get away with all that then I'm sure you'll be fine over there in America where it isn't actually illegal.

>> No.12609998

>>12609295
I had one, it didn't feel good at all. Shit was too firm and over-textured, made my dick feel numb as shit and I could barely get off to it. It's a shame they're so anal over copyright, it'd be nice to see a proper onahole company attempt to make something similar.

>> No.12610030

Alice dayo nomal/abs shipped! And now we wait.. I would've liked AGM but since it's slightly bigger I don't think it would fit in my hiding place of sorts, would've saved up for a namagoshi as well if I lived alone.

Anyone ask alice what's up with all their AGM toys being out of stock, anyway?

>> No.12610065

>>12609337
I've used my Flip White >30 times, and the soft material is not that sticky. I've never powdered it, just hand soap wash and dry.
Also it doesn't bleed any oil.

>>12609328
The hard outer shell may be nice, but gets in the way of fapping in some positions (like pillow humping). I'm thinking of getting a Venus for that.

>> No.12610096

>>12609211
I have a gf and a bunch of holes. These two things do not mix well

>> No.12610101

>>12610096
That's gross, dude.

>> No.12610105

>>12609005
He fucking pleaded guilty, of course he got convicted. This happens with every fucking case like this.

>>12609985
I dont even think its "actually illegal" over here either, but its entirely up to the call of whoever "catches" you to do anything over it. Most officers who see loli stuff just think its weird cartoon drawings. Its the retarded minority who try to make examples of people who invariably crack and plead guilty. "Its not real; im not hurting anyone. (Go convict people who play GTA of car theft, murder, etc)" is a water tight defence.

>> No.12610125

>>12610065
>I've used my Flip White >30 times, and the soft material is not that sticky.
I think "that" is the key word here. My black, used as often or more over its lifespan certainly was sticky. I'd rank it a little below Toys Heart's safe skin in that regard. I never powdered mine either, but if no one ever told me about powdering I wouldn't have gone out looking specifically for onaholes that aren't sticky, either.

>> No.12610232

>>12601130
I believe EMS is 2-4 days, yes. My last DHL package took 30 hours.

>> No.12610249

>>12604349
>You're not supposed to remove it from the can though.
Oh I know. It actually came out while I was fucking it. Got too warm, really slippery, had it upside down for chair use, yeah. That's the only time it's been out.

>> No.12610345

>>12604262
I put them in these zipper bags like you would put pencils and stuff inside and I put those inside a toolbox and lock it. I live alone now so I could just leave them out but it feels weird just having rubber vaginas sitting out in the open.

>> No.12610348

Anyone used the smells? I got sweat of a school girl that was really nice, than I got scent of a school girl which made me vomit

>> No.12610594

>>12610348
Yes, they've been discussed before multiple times.

>> No.12610603

>>12609196
What's the main reason for your shame? Different people have different reasons for it. Are you worried about what your parents would think? Are you worried about what society in general would think?

I didn't really have much shame when I got my first holes. I was a little worried about my parents finding them, but not much. But the main thing is that I don't care whatsoever what society thinks of me. I don't care if I get branded a creepy virgin nerd otaku loser. I do whatever the fuck I want to do if I want to do it, as long as it's not illegal. I mean I've been fapping to anime girl pictures for many years (and I expect you have too if you're on /jp/ and buying an onahole), it's a bit late to suddenly start feeling shameful now. Anyway, it's not like anyone else needs to know that you've got a sex toy. And plenty of normalfag women have vibrators. If it's ok for them to have sex toys, it's logically ok for you to have them as well.

>> No.12610618

>>12610348
>than I got scent of a school girl which made me vomit
I don't see the problem; besides the shitty spelling.

>> No.12610709

>>12609165
My mom is one. Can confirm this. She only thinks with her feelings and never logically, pisses me the fuck off.

>> No.12610714

>>12609856
Can you not just pick it up at the post office? I am legitimately curious.

>> No.12610720

>>12610709
That's called being a woman, anon.

>> No.12610724

>>12610720
No. My mom is a bit different. She "feels" like Jesus talks to her and told her the world is going to end in less than two years... Actually... Fuck, my mom is literally crazy.

>> No.12610780

>>12610724
That's hilarious. God told my mom the world was ending too.

I guess it's normal for her generation.

>> No.12610828

>>12609888
I'm sorry, that was very rude of me. I was posting right before I went to sleep and fell asleep while posting.
I could probably grab them from a local store, but I would probably be a bit anxious or something of that sort. I think your suggestion to get them sent to my cousin is a good idea though, I might ask him if that's ok.

>>12610714
I probably can, as I've picked up other stuff before, but that's when it was sent to the PO box I mentioned earlier. I'm not sure what I would put to pick it up from the post office; I would imagine they like you to provide a physical address of some kind. What would I need to put on shipping instructions or the address line in order to pick it up from the post office?

>> No.12610851

>>12610828
>get your own PO box ($10/month)
>acquire Bitcoin
>buy stockings from shop that accepts Bitcoin
>send it to your PO box

You can also avail for service like Hold at FedEx Location.

>> No.12610941

>>12610851
If you have a UPS store nearby, and it's shipping US Mail, you can have it sent to the UPS store for pickup there. It costs like $5+, depending upon size. If it's a large size, or a lot of stuff, let them know ahead of time, or they'll be rather unhappy with you.

>> No.12611045

>>12610941
>>12610851
Ok great. I dont live in the US but ill investigate if they can hold it for me at all. Thank you very much.

>> No.12611122

What are the best lubes out there? I need something thin for my more subtle holes and something thicker for general use. Right now I'm just using J-Lube in varying concentrations, but what else is there?

>> No.12611145

>>12611122
http://en-nls.com/plist_p-19001014-5
Try everything here and report back.

>> No.12611206

>>12611122

I just spit in it.

>> No.12611381

>>12611206
Don't.

>> No.12611559

>>12611381
What's wrong with using saliva as lube?

>> No.12611592

So I got the Six-F and the lilith series. I like Six-F over the lilith

>> No.12611697

>Figure collector, always let parents know mail is coming so they listen for the guy
>Tell them temperature sensitive box comes this week and to bring it in asap
>Why? Anon what is it made out of?
>Rubber.. I mean PVC.
>Whats in there anon? Fleshlight?
>They laugh, I leave room

Spaghetti everywhere

oops

>> No.12611733

>>12611122
Liquid Silk is my favorite thin lube, I dilute it 1:1 with water and I can feel every bump and fold of my holes on my calloused circumcised dickhead. It's also white colored which is kind of lewd. I am not a fan of thick lube so I cannot recommend anything on that front.

>> No.12611778

>>12611697
>Whats in there anon? Fleshlight?

How do they even know what that is?

>> No.12611795

>>12611778
Last I heard, it appeared on some popular TV show a few years back and now everyone knows about male sex toys.

>> No.12611817

>>12611795
First time I'm hearing about it. Is that really so?

>> No.12611863
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12611863

>>12611697
Liesmithing is the necessary craft for the forging of secrets.

I can't believe you would order something like that while living at home and not think it through.

>> No.12611872
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12611872

>>12611863
Thing is, I've done it before. 4 times actually. I was just caught off guard. I usually tell the truth to everyone

EVERYONE POST HAREMS!

>> No.12611874

>>12609856
try to arrange it so that they hold it at the office or facility of the carrier instead.

>>12610348
Which ones did you get?
I got the teenager and office lady one from the link below, but yet to use them.
http://en-nls.com/pict2-3534-9999?c2=19001017

>>12609196
>>12610603
Pretty much this. If you've been a deviant for a while then it's pretty late now. With most tings the shame will probably pass regardless.

>> No.12611936

>>12611592
>Six-F
That's my favorite next to Tong-ggo. I haven't used my other onaholes after I both those two.

I have 3 modes in using the SI-X Type F
>suck = squeeze top chamber, thrust and let go
>blow = thrust and squeeze top
>massage = insert penis just enough for the tongue-like structure inside to touch your frenelum and then rotate

Combine suck or blow mode with massage for maximum cummage.

>> No.12611939

>>12610780
Something about the blood moons? That's what my mom is going on about constantly. I haven't moved out yet though so I still have to hear all the bullshit, but that's normal for my age.

>> No.12611960

>>12611939
I got the blood moons talk a week or 2 ago when it was happening.
But It's usually about how god is going to end the world with some giant tsunami or how her dreams are related to things on the news.

She also blames aliens for waking her up in the morning at a specific time.

>> No.12612058

>>12608732
>Powdered before drying
Wot. You powder after drying to make it soft, not sticky, and resistant to filth like lint dust and hair. Powdering while wet will just leave odd clumps of moist slime, so to speak.

>> No.12612129

People who have either of the virgin ages, how are they?
Would they be a good choice for a first timer?

>> No.12612131

>>12611960
Haha! Good luck.

>> No.12612144

If not for the noise I'd buy that one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrXVHcaCQtY

>>12611872
>EVERYONE POST HAREMS!
Can't fit in a single picture

>>12611936
>SI-X Type F
toysheart+ foam material always kept me off of that serie (besides it's fairly old), but I heard good thing about them; not from someone who's very into onahole though, so I stayed sceptic. Might as well give it a try since it looks it has enough depth and resilience.

>> No.12612145

>>12612129
Definitely good first time choices, Admission is VERY tight, take that in count, depending on your girth you may want to get Graduation.

>> No.12612150

>>12612145
I'm like 7x6.5 inches, is admission to small?

>> No.12612157

>>12611697
I just tell them they're toys. It's truth. Between them knowing I'm a pervert, the tact to avoid saying anything directly, and my dad's common use of the word 'toys' to refer to things like motorcycles/guns, it just sort of gets ignored.
Really should move out since I have the money and income, but living with these fuckers is just so much easier. Thank goodness for soundproofing though.

>> No.12612168

>>12612150
Well thats more on the Big size,
I'd say go with Graduation just to be safe,
even tough the material is resilient and can stretch quite a bit they deteriorate faster if you push them too far, that and the fact that it's tightness can be too much, i have no problem with tight holes but I'm like 5x5 inches so i wouldn't know.

>> No.12612176

>>12612144
>If not for the noise I'd buy that one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrXVHcaCQtY

Is this the future of sex toys? I couldn't stop laughing when he turned it on.

>> No.12612209

>>12612157
nah man fuck that. Backpack off them hard. Its the otaku life.

>> No.12612217

>>12612176
>I couldn't stop laughing when he turned it on.
There was that video of a japanese dude cutting a tenga 3D (spiral I think) and taping it to a vacuum cleaner, for fun factor it's a better video, but I lost the link. I actually forgot to ask about it when I posted that.

>>12612150
You'll break most stuff if you bottom them out.

>> No.12612229

>>12612168
>>12612217
Alright, guess I'll just get grad and see how it goes.

Is peace's okay lube?
I know jlube is pretty recommended but since it's my first foray I'd rather have everything come at once.

>> No.12612240

>>12612229
Yeah Peace's lube is okay other alternatives could be Pepe or AG lotion, there are lots of
options for lube tbh, Peace's is just the safest so
go ahead, you can buy jlube after that and it'll last you months.

>> No.12612269

>>12612229
>Is peace's okay lube?
It's not bad but it's pretty thick; go thinner if you want more stimulation.

Out of all the ones I tested, honey drops is the best for various reasons; but ubujiru is good too. However, you might not want something too thin with a toys heart onahole.

tl;dr if you're not sure what you're looking for it's your safest bet.

>> No.12612364

>>12612058
no, its not leaving behind clumps.

i just wish it was still sticky

>> No.12612480

>>12611872
where are you from?

Man i want a puni hip, but im so scared about the lewd box art.

>> No.12612500

>>12612480
New jersey. Freedumland

>> No.12612521

>>12612269
What about Finish and Sleep lotion?

>> No.12612544

Anyone try the Flat Girl's Lab? How is it?
Also the Puni 1000, is that any good?

>> No.12612545

>>12612521
eck. just use anti-bacterial soap or spray. dont trust anything you leave in your ona overnight. especially if you blow in it

>> No.12612551

Is using antibacterial soap or rubbing alcohol safe for cleaning holes?

>> No.12612557

>>12612500
Puni hole is the NJ state onahole.

>> No.12612559

>>12612551
anti bacterial soap is the way to go, just make sure you get it all out.

No personal experience with rubbing alch though. Probably no good for silicon, too scared to try.

>> No.12612602

>>12612544
I like the puni 1000, but it tears really easily. Between the massive lips is this really thin ring shaped entrance.

The puni dx is probably a better choice.

>> No.12612650

How's the Give Me Your Milk! ES? I heard it comes with some powder or some shit, what does it do?

I really want to get it. I've never tried a BJ hole.

>> No.12612654

>>12612650
Get the mouth of truth for a bj hole. It feels 99% realistic if you warm it first. Rip the teeth out if you dont like them.

>> No.12612659

>>12612654
Is the teeth ripping simple?

Also 99% realistic? Wow. How much lube for it to feel that good?

>> No.12612668

>>12612659
Depends how sloppy you want the bj to be. I use a little and it feels great every time. I like the teeth so I didnt rip them out, however ive seen other anons rip them out. I know that theyre not really stuck in there though

>> No.12612716

>>12612654
>>12612659
why would you want to rip the best part of the hole?

>> No.12612731

>>12612654
Is it really that good?
I might put off Girl's Lab then.

>> No.12612733
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12612733

>>12612559
don't need anti bacterial, just regular soap. That triclosan is dangerous.

>>12612157
Nah man I'd move back in if I could, but my job is 2 hours away from home.

>>12611872
This b bout half the gals.

>> No.12612747

>>12612733
Tell me about the pussy juicy or onyastusu or whatever its called lube I think i see there. Is it really worth the money that toydemon wants?

>> No.12612768

Thinking about ordering this for a VA Admission/Rina that's on the way. Is it any good? Or should I just go to a local store and pick something up

>> No.12612792

>>12612716
It seems unpleasant

>> No.12612816
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12612816

>>12612747
Haven't gotten to use it too much since I have so much other opened lube, but it feels less thick than pepee and not that thin. Does the job and does not dry out very fast... nothing too great about it. But yeah not worth it to buy on toydemon... maybe on a big disocunt sale.

>> No.12612823

>>12612654
Wow, that looks good. I couldn't help but buy it immediately.

>> No.12612864

>>12612823
Glad i could help :)

Guys how do you handle the anticipation of new holes coming?

>> No.12612885

>>12612864
I get ready the material I am going to masturbate to.
When I was waiting for my Virgin Age Admission, I got a lot of loli doujins ready.

>> No.12613077

/onahole/ how do you build onahole endurance?

I try to edge but always come too fast when I use my rina.

>> No.12613088

>>12613077
Man i wish i could speed up masturbation. Thats why im getting an onahole. I waste so much time masturbating cause i last too long with my hand.

>> No.12613102

>>12613088
Have fun spending all that time cleaning your onahole.

>> No.12613112

>>12613102
still less time.

>> No.12613263

I got both puni and alice, now I'm kind of bored of them. Any suggestion?

>> No.12613271

>>12613263
Use both at the same time

>> No.12613281

>>12613271
I already did :(

>> No.12613285

>>12613281

use them in public spaces

>> No.12613295

>>12613285
I was asking if there is any other hole that i should try.

>> No.12613312

>>12613295
Blackhole

>> No.12613316

>>12612364
But WHY? Still clear makes sense, since seeing your dick in motion is a turnon. But why in the HELL would you want it to be sticky?

>> No.12613321

>>12612240
I hope you mean the safest 'bet' by popularity, because that's at least near the truth. Because I would hardly consider something with no full ingredients list that foams up and makes my dick hurt to be the safest lube overall.

>> No.12613325

>>12612654
>realistic
>Rip the teeth out if you don't like them
Indeed. Works on 'real' women too. But you would need something to keep them under and there's always risks with using meatholes, so I can't recommend that shit.

>> No.12613352

>>12613325

Theres a reason GILFS are so popular

>> No.12613411

Are there any onaholes that will make fun of my small penis?

>> No.12613415

>>12613411
No, but I could if you want.

>> No.12613421

>>12613415
Please do.
Should I get a big one even though I have a 4" penis so I feel humiliated when using it?

>> No.12613426

>>12613421
4 inches? That's adorable.

>> No.12613441

>>12613426
That's not making fun of it...

>> No.12613444

>>12613441
I wasn't the one who said he would do it

>> No.12613451

>>12613421
You don't need to get a big one to feel humiliated about your tiny penis, anon. It's already bad enough.You should be ashamed of your undersized manhood, it's pathetic.

>> No.12613472

>>12613451
I have premature ejaculation too...

>> No.12613476

>>12613444
I definitely wouldn't 'do it'. In fact, I would feel pity for any that would.

>> No.12613490

>>12613472
So you're a tiny dick premature ejaculator? Are you fucking kidding me? That's just sad, anon. Don't waste your money buying an onahole. Your cock isn't even good enough to stick in a dirty sock.

>> No.12613502

>>12613321
>foams up
I've never had my peaces foam up on me, or any lube for that matter. I'd be worried if it did.

>> No.12613512

I want to buy them all

>> No.12613524

>>12613325
Seems legit

>> No.12613652

>>12613502
Indeed. It's the only lube that has for me, and it is quite worrying. Figured it was a bad batch or some shit, pitched it, and tried another one, which still did. Ain't worth my dick to test further, but no problems have persisted without it.

>> No.12613735

>>12613652
Very strange. Unlikely it'd be 2 bad batches but still possible. I'm not knowledgeable to determine what could cause it though.

>> No.12613774

I can't wait for my order to come in, I hope customs isn't latching onto it right now. It's supposed to come today or tomorrow, but I've ordered enough stuff to know that probably wont be the case.

What's the longest amount of time it can be held by those guys?

>> No.12613832

Nothing bad will come from using a hole in a hot shower right?

>> No.12614015

>>12613832
Ive used my puni in the shower often and nothing bad happened yet. And thats how I clean it even if i dont use it in the shower.

Just make sure its dry before storing. Nothing bad can grow if its dry inside

>> No.12614109

>>12612816
Oh they have onatsuyu on NLS? News to me.

>> No.12614114

>>12612733
whats that big one you've got dressed up?

>> No.12614125

>>12614109
Same, wish I knew that before I ordered a shit ton of stuff. Next month i guess ://

>> No.12614384

DHL Shipped box here in about 12 hours. I'm using them from now on. Its unbeatable speed for 5$ more.

>Rubber toy instead of figures

A SMALL PRICE TO PAY

>> No.12614408

>>12614384
I think I will do this next time. I wonder what a onahole warmer will be listed as.

>> No.12614412

>>12614125
> ://
Please stop.

>> No.12614460

>>12614412
:c

>> No.12614579 [DELETED] 

So when I was getting ready to pay on NLS I accidentally refreshed the page and now the order is open but I can't find anywhere that has the payment link.

Where do I do this?

>> No.12614601

Been trying to place an order for almost 3 weeks now, but my indecision is retarded. Finally settled on virgin age admission, lube, but I want one more hole. Something I can maybe hold down and thrust instead of just stroking. Have been debating between Rina, lolinco, and roa. I'm below average so I'm not worried.

Lolinco looks most aesthetically pleasing and is reported to be the tightest. Plus it's bigger for fucking. However, it's harder to clean, hide, and some people complain of smell.

Rina has little tits and is a little longer so I'm wondering if fucking instead of stroking will be fine. Good material, easier to clean and hide. Just not as complex or aesthetically pleasing as lolinco. However in the demo video the way the lips hug you as you exit looks amazing.

Roa I know the least about. Bigger lips, shorter than Rina. Least aesthetics. But I've read that it feels most realistic and that the hard edition is the best version.

Someone please just pick one for me

>> No.12614602

>>12602680
>en-nls.com/pict1-39190?c2=12001219
Thank you based Japan...Holy god...

>> No.12614604

>>12614408
probably the same as a vibrator. Check nls they give examples. I would post it for you but im at work.

>> No.12614607

>>12614601
careful holding down and thrusting lolinco if you get her. Thats how I tore the hymen of mine.

>> No.12614616

>>12614604
I'll probably order it from Queen Cat then, I don't think they list anything about the contents on the packages.
I really wouldn't care about customs seeing it, I just like to keep this kind of stuff private from my neighbors and mother.

>> No.12614637

>>12614616
It might say electric toy. You could always go ems. My onahole warmer wasnt declared on EMS.

>> No.12614653

>>12614607
Thanks for the warning.

I think the smell thing is really turning me off. How bad is it really? Is it noticeable after use

>> No.12614660

Question related to shipping.

Does a "Retention period" simply mean that I have to go to the post office to pick up the package, or is the order still in process?

>> No.12614672

>>12612733
god damn it you're making me really want to spend a fortune on that silicone torso now.

>> No.12614675

>>12614653
A faint smell of silicon is noticable. However its made of silicon so its expected. Mine doesnt smell horrid if that is what youre asking.

>> No.12614682

>>12614665
Oh. The comments I've read made it sound like the smell was ridiculous. I would just get paranoid if other people could smell it

>> No.12614690

>>12614601
Rina and roa are a little small to thrust into, but they're perfect for stroking.

I'd suggest holes that are at least 400g if you want to thrust into them.

>> No.12614697

How do we pronounce rina?
Ree-na?
Rin-a?

>> No.12614708

>>12614697
It's pronounced りな

>> No.12614761

>Ordered Virgin Age Graduation, pepe lube, onahole warmer, and a bag from NLS
>Sent by DHL
>Stuck in US customs for days

Hold me /jp/, I don't wanna get buttraped by bbc

>> No.12614770

>>12614761
You're a eurogay?

I feel sorry for you.

>> No.12614773

>>12614761
dat sucks dude. Mine went through in hours. And i ordered a cocolo and virgin age admission

>> No.12614775

>>12614761
>US customs
That shit is sold within the country.

But just in case, prepare to be v&.

>> No.12614785

>>12614761
>Lube
>Onahole warmer

Okay heres where I get spooked.
The US is really worried about explosives, if they see a canister of liquid in the same box as some electronic component, its OBVIOUS they are gonna flip their shit and open it.

Thats why im afraid of getting lube with mine.

>> No.12614898

So I just finished using the tsurupeta girl laboratory -soft- http://en-nls.com/pict1-31554?c2=9999

I'm >>12606642 anon. Feels pretty good. The entrance is very small and the shape of the hole makes it hard to penetrate at first. I can't seem to make it to the end though, my next purchase will probably be an even smaller one.

Drying it is a chore though. It's so small that I can't fit any tissue or paper towels inside without it getting stuck. Currently have the onahole set upright to let the water drip down. Anyone have other methods of drying a small onahole?

>> No.12615028

>>12614114
>>12614672
It's the giving gwen. Not worth it IMO even though it was like $250. For big hunks of rubber I think hips are as far as I'll go. But for a full body I will try a plush with an insert next.

>> No.12615103
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12615103

First order. Anything else I'll be needing while I wait for this thing to come back in stock?

>> No.12615108

>>12615103
Welcome to the club. Enjoy your stay, because you're never leaving.

>> No.12615182

>>12615103
toy bag. I never bought any with mine and had to live the hell of using the plastic bag it came with to hold it.

>> No.12615449

Does Honey Drops come in anything other than packets? That's all I'm seeing on NLS, and that seems really weird.

>>12615182
I have an old mesh cinch bag I use for mine. Between that and the microfiber cloths the holes are wrapped in they do fine.

>> No.12615458

>>12615449
Ah. I assumed you didnt have any gear. My mistake, friend.

>> No.12615465

>>12615458
No, I'm not that guy, I was just adding my two cents. Really, anything breathable should be fine if you've got the holes wrapped, even burlap or the like.

>> No.12615499 [DELETED] 

Anyone know a site that ships in Canada? :D

>> No.12615519 [DELETED] 

>>12615499
NLS does, and you can use a forwarder for any jp sites.

>> No.12615585

Is it bad if water-based lube gets left in a hole for a while? I don't always have an opportunity to clean my hole so I want to know if it would be safe if a small amount of lube were to stay in it for about a day or so.

>> No.12615594

>>12615585
risky. even precum can grow mold.

>> No.12615784
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12615784

Has anyone tried this or the Silica (SAO) onahole? Is it worth the buy?

>> No.12615787

>>12615784
dont be fooled by the pretty boxart anon

>> No.12615792

>>12615787
The box is probably worth more than the hole

I'd fuck that box though

>> No.12615842

>>12615784
Tamatoys is crap. Don't buy their stuff. Box looks pretty but actual toy is boring, and material is poor quality.

>> No.12615845

>>12615842
How about A-One? They have a KanColle one that looks interesting.

>> No.12615850
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12615850

Shipped like this from NLS, thinking of sending it back as damaged. Had them ship boxless though, am I basically SOL?

Anyone got experience repairing mouth of truth?

>> No.12615857

>>12615850
there are air pocket defects in the lower palette too. I just can't get a good picture of those with an auto focus camera

>> No.12615863

>>12615028
Didn't you say that it was the best thing ever a couple of threads back? Unless you're a different anon then sorry.

>> No.12615882

>>12615850
Good god yours is beat up. Why boxless?
Uhh.. try soldering iron

>> No.12615893

>>12615882
Don't wanna get shit confiscated form having little girls on it at customs.

I'm worried that the soldering iron will melt the ABS teeth. I could use waterproof epoxy but IDK if that's bodysafe afterwards or if it will stick to the silicon.

>> No.12615915

>>12615893
did you use it yet? If not send it back damaged. Even if you did.. send it back damaged.

>> No.12615921

>>12613077
Kegels.

>> No.12615929

>>12615921
Everyone should always do kegels. Without exception. Praise the pelvic muscles, and give them strength.

>> No.12615937

>>12615915
What's the process, just e-mail support and hope they're understanding?

>> No.12615946

>>12613077
I fap once a day, with onahole only. lay down and put on some chill music. Relax. Then just go. BUT NOT TOO FAST. You gotta enjoy the experience.

Also try fap hero. It lets you set goals for yourself while treating it as a challenge.

>>12615937
send pics. say you took it out to inspect, was broken in shipping. pls help

>> No.12615958

How do you guys do kegels? Rapidly flex, or hold for 5 seconds and rest for 5 seconds?

>> No.12615967

>>12615958
>Rapidly flex, or hold for 5 seconds and rest for 5 seconds?
Yes. I also like to do some longer 30-60 second holds for dry orgasm practice on top of those.

>> No.12615974

>>12615958
I just hold it while I'm using my onahole and slowly loosen it up if I want to feel more stimulation or tighten it.
I'm probably not doing it correctly or even at all. But that's for fapping not practicing.

>> No.12615991
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12615991

A couple of anons asked the other day about the chimera. Got mine today and gave it a go so here are my first impressions.

First off it's really loud. And I mean really loud. Even with the smallest movement this thing resounds louder than any of the holes I've had till now combined. That aside the material is average soft texture and very stretchy, It's reversible and feels durable. As for the inside, there's all sorts of things thrown in there. It's irregular in both form and symmetry. The stimulation I'd say was around medium which may vary for others since I'm fairly insensitive. There is a very faint smell, lower than average. You can turn it inside out so cleaning is a lot easier than it seems. Not much vacuum; 6" deep.

It's irregular on the inside so I'm not sure if I'd consider this a problem or not. Sides are varied in thickness with the biggest one being nearly double on the inside. Another also has a lot of things on it which makes the opposite side feel smooth in comparison. Outside of this I wouldn't say there are any problems.

I've yet to try it reversed but overall I'd say it's pretty good/10.A little above average for a 20$ hole. If they make this in hard it'd be insane.

>> No.12616002

I hate how expensive just making a shipment is. I only want to try two or three lubes and the shipping is already twenty bucks. It makes it worth it to pick up a new hole while I'm at it but I don't NEED any more.

>> No.12616003

>>12615991
Thanks. Keep us updated if your opinion changes over multiple uses. Shame about the loudness.

>> No.12616005
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12616005

>>12615946

This huge air pocket and the bad molding cut on the tongue in the last picture makes me think that at least some of the damage was due to manufacturing problems.

Polymer manufacturing processes is actually something I'm familiar with.

E-mail'd support, can't really proceed until I hear from them anyways.

>> No.12616011

>>12615991
How thick is the back end of the hole?

>> No.12616018

>>12616003
Was definitely not expected.

>>12616011
About 3/4 inch

>> No.12616035

>>12616018
Can you see your head if you trust in too deep? I fucked a hole into the back of my gucho nure monster hunt because I was too rough on it.

>> No.12616053

>>12616035
I'm around 7" and only a small bump at the back. It stretches easy; long as you aren't trying to put a hole in it you should be fine.

>> No.12616070

>>12615921
I can't find the muscles.

>> No.12616073

>>12616070
I don't think you need to get to get your PC muscle perfectly isolated.
You're doing the one where you pee and stop right?

>> No.12616080

>>12616073
Yeah, but the websites I see about doing kegels say you should be able to stop it without clenching your buttocks or holding your breath. I have to do one of those to stop the flow.

>> No.12616085

>>12616080
Try to avoid clenching your anus and focus on the area between your anus and balls. Just keep trying to get a feel for it.

>> No.12616199

>>12616005
Mine has little holes in the tongue too. I got mine with the box. Gotta be manufacturer defect.

>> No.12616361

>>12615845
A-one isn't bad.

>> No.12616362

>Mixed water with Peace's 1:4 respectively
>Viscosity like water
>completely ruined
Fucking pissed. Wasted an entire bottle and now I need to buy a new one. Was actually looking forward to not having to buy another bottle of lube of onahole for a long time. Fucking bullshit

>> No.12616367

>>12616362
>lube of onahole for a long time.
Meant to say or.

>> No.12616368

>>12615937
>removing packaging removes any warranty/support
usually comes with a disclaimer like that. tough luck

anyway, if you've no air bubbles or actual hole in the back, then you're actually in luck since a lot of the first batch had worse problems then aesthetics.

>> No.12616369

>>12616362
You used a 1:4 dilution when the usual is half and half AND you mixed up the entire bottle without testing any first? You have only yourself to blame, man.

>> No.12616454

>>12616368
Well, if NLS isn't game I understand that. I'll try various polymer joinery techniques and try and get it fixed.

It's still functional, it's just those teeth are gonna fall the fuck out without some tinkering.

>> No.12616503

Support is asking me if item has been used. It hasn't.

I guess they might be down for an exchange.

>> No.12616744

>>12612733
Is triclosan bad because it ruins your toy? Or what? I've been spraying triclosan in my without even drying it and leaving it like that.

>> No.12616771

>>12616362
Sucks, at least its a learning experience. Do what I do with a new lube and test small amounts at a time until you find a consistency you like before you mix the rest.

>> No.12616834
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12616834

Any opinions on my first order from NLS?

I've been using a Virgin Age Admission as my first onahole for about a month now and I want some more. This is supposed to be very tight, but I have nothing to compare it to.

I'm thinking I should replace the Horny Wifey with something better, but not sure.

Also, does the order of this list affect the customs paper list?

>> No.12617060

>>12616834
Horny wifey is awful. Maybe get the moe spiral hole from RIDE instead.
Customs paper is influenced as per 'quantity', x holes means x 'figures' or whatever.

>> No.12617366

>>12616834
secret twin tales? Lolinco? Those are in the price range youve got there.

>> No.12617372

>>12616834
I really like You're My Idol!

I'd recommend that.

>> No.12617446

So graduating before Christmas (good year), but I'm getting kicked out of my dorm and moving back in with my family til I find a job.

Considering my family doesn't give a shit about privacy what do I do with my onaholes? Anyone have experience with this? Is there a cheap storage that can hold my shit for about 2-3 months. Something slightly larger then the average P.O box.
Or should I risk trying to hide it at home, or just sell it (is there even a market for used Onaholes?).

>> No.12617457

>>12617446
go to walmart and buy a strongbox. put onaholes in it, seal it, lock it, put under bed.

But for the hell of it, what do you have to sell?

Its like a time capsule of plastic vaginas.

>> No.12617470

>>12617446
Get a file cabinet with a lock. ``It's for financial information, personal information, and valuable possessions'' is both accurate and silencing.

>> No.12617492

>>12616369
If 1:4 was still watery as fuck, why would i do 50/50?

>> No.12617498

>>12617492
>attempting to delude peace's

>> No.12617552

``Delewding lube''

>> No.12617605

>>12617446
how the fuck did you manage to keep and use your holes in a dorm? did you live alone?

>> No.12617629
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12617629

The time has come /onahole/.

>> No.12617641
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12617641

is there such a thing as a Saber Onahole? Been searching for one but couldnt even find a FSN one

>> No.12617646

>>12617605
The dorm was more of an apartment complex. Had a roommate but he had an onahole as well. He recommend my first one, you're my idol.

>>12617457
I'll probably do this, though a little more discreet than under my bed.

>> No.12617650

>>12617646
holy fuck I'm jelly of your living situation

>> No.12617663
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12617663

What does this mean?

>> No.12617675

>>12617663
it means you're about to get the death sentence, you fucking pedophile

>> No.12617698

>>12617675
I'm just asking because I've seen mixed replies, some say that the order is still being delivered, and some say I have to pick up the package from the nearest post office.
I just don't want it to get sent back is all.

>> No.12617770

>>12617698
Go to your local post office and ask, nerdlet. If it's not there then you have your answer, if it is there then you have your package.

>> No.12617786

>>12617641
There's no point in parody holes simply for the parody. Get something you would consider to be pleasant, rather than accurate.
>>12617646
Living with fellow enthusiasts is fun. Especially if you're related by blood and everyone you know jokes about you two being homosexuals for living together.

>> No.12617808

>>12617770
Thank you, I found a receipt in my mailbox which told me which post office it was at.

I am sorry, this is my first time ordering.

>> No.12617856
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12617856

>>12617641
Like >>12617786 says. Get something enjoyable and just pretend. Thats why there's no woman attached to our holes. Also parody holes are usually shit anyways. My waifu's onahole is an abomination.

>> No.12617874
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12617874

I bought this one 3 months ago: http://www.jlist.com/product/AO132

But now there is a small hole at the bottom where everything will come out. How can i fix that? Do I have to use a special glue or can I use regular superglue?

>> No.12617886

>>12617874
As long as your dick isnt going to get cheese gratered against it then model glue, hot glue, or a soldering iron will work fine.

>> No.12617894

Are there any good blow up love bodies? Or do they all suck like people say?

>> No.12617906

>>12617786
it's more of a joke for a friend who waifu's Saber actually, hence the specific character

>> No.12617942
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12617942

What an AMAZING first experience that was. I've never really bothered with playing with the head of my penis, so when I used my first onahole today it was a completely different sensation. At first I thought I was going to be excited for nothing, but goddamn I was wrong.

I think I'm going to experiment with more holes now, thank you /jp/. I'm so happy.

Cleaning advice: For the time being is it alright for me to use a small kitchen cloth? The only microfiber cloths I have right now are old and small, I don't think I can hear any water on the inside anymore.

>> No.12618017

Anyone ever use the lube that comes with your holes? How does it feel?

>> No.12618021

So, /onahole/ has anyone tried this yet? http://tamatoys.jp/product/detail/TMT-502
My shame is great.

>> No.12618022

>>12618017
Feels like astroglide sex gel.

>> No.12618060

>>12618021
you realize poop is one of the worst vectors for diseases, right???? poop is dangerous and you should not be sexually attracted to it!!!!

>> No.12618064

>>12618060
I already said I'm ashamed. It doesn't seem like anywhere has it yet.

>> No.12618070
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12618070

>>12618021
ECK. I guess it'd be good for an anal hole

>> No.12618199
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12618199

Feels good man

>> No.12618220

>>12618199
Looks like turkish delight mang.

>> No.12618227

>>12618199
Uh. Is that blood?

>> No.12618252

>>12618199
What is this? Looks like a carpet rolled into a tube and secured with duct tape.

>> No.12618387

>>12618252
Filename. It's insulation. Like, for inside walls.

>> No.12618392

>>12617060
>>12617366
>>12617372
I ended up buying a Secret Twin Tales Kana instead of Horny Wifey.

>> No.12618425

>>12618392
Cant beat that free underwear. Mine comes today. I cant wait to get home and use it.

>> No.12618478

>>12618252
Insulation. Billions of tiny sharp glass strands

>> No.12618609

>>12617492
My mistake, I somehow read that as one part Peace's to four parts water even though you typed the opposite. You still messed up pretty hard mixing the entire bottle at once though. Peace's is generally regarded as really thick, you might want to try some J-lube. A bottle will cost you about as much as shipping alone on more Peace's and you can make it as thick as you want.

>>12618017
I made the mistake of buying a Tenga once. The samples for that were interesting, but nothing I'd buy again. The Honey Drops that came with my Tomax holes is actually pretty good, but for some reason it seems to only be sold in tiny little packets.

>> No.12618660

>>12617446
I am experiencing this as well. Moving back in was a curse. Just got my first hole in the mail today though. Luckily no one opened the package first, even though I was questioned. I have a small safe that I plan to use until I can figure out something better.

Good luck to you

>> No.12618674

aghhh, Nekokko Mi-Nyan is out of stock, I was planning on ordering it :(

is there any way of telling when it will be back in stock?

>> No.12618685

>>1261839
can you leave a few comments about the twin tales? I was debating that it a lolinco

>> No.12618699

Will a catbus onahole ever be made?

>> No.12618744

>>12615863
No that was another anon. I'm the one that did not end up liking it. There was another one that was satisfied with realistic expectations when he bought it, but not overly in love with it like that other anon. Anyways for me it's not worth it considering there is the hassle of having such a heavy piece of rubber, yet it's not life-sized.. it's like maybe I'll take the hassle if it was more bigger and perhaps angled a bit better for some positions... but probably not. I have my own room and everything, but I'm just not into it.

>>12617894
Seems like plush ones might be a good in-betweener, but theyre quite pricey.

>>12618017
Some are decent, some just straight up suck. The lubes that are in the bottle are a lot better than the packets for sure. All in all I prefer a standalone bottle.

>>12616744
There's been research about it being a detriment to the immune and hormone system while also potentially increasing bacterial resistance. Also there is research saying plain soap is just as good, so I'd just go with plain soap. I'm just sayin.. better safe than sorry.

>> No.12618754

>>12618699
Will a cactus onahole ever be made?

>> No.12618779
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12618779

Is this normal with epacket? No updates for 7 days.

>> No.12618785

Are the venus real holes even realistic?

Does anyone here even know what a real vagina feels like? I don't ;_;

>> No.12618805

>>12617942
Welcome to the club and personally I am very happy for you. Easy to get addicted and start a personal harem too.

As long as it is dry inside you should be good to go.

>> No.12618808

>>12618699
Jesus.

>> No.12618860

>>12618785
hahahahaha

>> No.12618875

>>12618685
I can tell you about it. It is alright. It is very very soft. It is wide inside surprisingly. Very stretchy. It comes with some stuff. I used peace's and it felt great. It has a smell, not horrible. But its noticeable.

>> No.12618901

>>12618779
What country are you from?

>> No.12618903

>>12618875
Amendment: The lolinco is tighter., however it is also more firm. The lolinco is harder to clean due to the hymen thing. They both have tits and huge vulva lips.

I own both, however today was my first run with my twin tales kana so I figured id leave a first impressions of it. Have not tested with warmer as I want to be the first thing penetrating my holes.

>> No.12618909

>>12618901
New Jersey, Freedomland.

>> No.12618990

>>12618785
Haven't tried the venus, but you definitely want a softer hole or a single layered one with a relatively simple design, with little added stimulation. You would need a firm tightness, but not excessively tight. I have a meiki proof 002 nao yoshizaki that feels pretty realistic with about 2 drops of medium to thin lube.

>> No.12619021

Jerseyfag here again. The 17 bordeaux was fucking mind boggling. It was exactly like they said. A pussy giving you a blowjob. Also it looks great too.

>> No.12619251

I kinda enjoy seeing the amount I've let out after each go, are there any good see through onaholes out there?

I just wish the lilith uterus came in a transparent variant.

>> No.12619359

New thread:
>>12619355

>> No.12619610

>>12618609
>The Honey Drops that came with my Tomax holes is actually pretty good, but for some reason it seems to only be sold in tiny little packets.
Well, they may be in little packets, but they're 3x20ml:91¢ on NLS. Which is about $5.46 for 360ml, pepe/peace/etc standard size.
While I may not really like Honey Drops in comparison to Golden Lotion or Pepee for dick/hole usage, it makes lovely massage lotion.

Got some with my Busty Aichan, then decided to go full pervert and cover myself in lubrication. Just feeling myself all over.
That was pleasant as HECK. The smell was lovely.

>> No.12619622
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12619622

http://en-nls.com/pict1-25988
美乳首ドル? Sounds interesting. Looks cheap, but still. I love the sensation of nipples from my other toys. Maybe I'll like it on my dick.

>> No.12619830

>>12606365
That looks creepy. Like a monster of some kind.

>> No.12620200

>>12618017
I just bought a squeeze bottle and mixed all the packet lube in there. I have a shit load of lube now, like a couple of bottles of honki and ubujiru each, a bottle of passion lube a couple of small bottles of lube that can't remember and the packet lube mix.

>> No.12620206

>>12618909
go buy some lube and a bite stick now, you're gonna need it when they come for you and bring you in.

>> No.12620206,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12608867
holy fuck is this dickspammer?

>> No.12620206,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12620206,1
What? Do my hands actually look like that? Either way that's not me.

>> No.12620206,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10048440

Also this was actually me, but the link is invalid now and I don't save stuff that embarrassing.

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