You are forced to spend 24 hours in Gensokyo. No more, no less. What do you do? How do you not die [spoiler]if you even care about staying alive[/spoiler]

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Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 13:23:18 No.12586883 [Reply] [Original]

You are forced to spend 24 hours in Gensokyo. No more, no less.

What do you do? How do you not die if you even care about staying alive

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Mon, Oct 13, 2014 13:26:54 No.12586888 >How do you not die Defeat everyone I meet at the spellcard game.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 13:29:03 No.12586895

>>12586883
Stupid picture aside:
Do I spawn near the village/shrine/Marisa's house? -> I'm fine.
Do I spwan anywhere else? I'll first try to find a good spot where I can see the landscape and use my "I've watched this ep of Bear Grylls where they say so" surviving skills to reach the village.
Maybe telling youkai I'm a youkai too since I'm dressed weirdly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 13:39:46 No.12586924 >>12586895 nope a youkai can smell or see your human soul thus you will be 1.killed 2.tortured or 3.a good youkai will help you out Its either 3 of those anons since they are the lesser devils or should i say Ghost in english fairytales

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 13:46:05 No.12586938 >>12586924 What the hell are you talking about? You can manage fool or talk your way around lesser youkai as long you don't mess up.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Mon, Oct 13, 2014 13:47:38 No.12586943 >>12586938 OP is a newfriend. Preserve your indignation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 13:50:01 No.12586951 >>12586888 I'm not sure they'll apply spellcard rules to you, since you're an outsider that isn't protected by the youkai contract.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 13:52:01 No.12586957

>>12586883
Simple get my hand on a spell card, and cause a wide spread incident by attacking human villages with the shot excuse that they are savages, and no better than Youkai for not advancing society, technology, etc.

And probably find a way to th r ow away my humanity so I don't have to leave Genosokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 13:55:41 No.12586964 Step 1 locate weak youkai (eg: fairy) Step 2 eat weak youkai Step 3 return to step 1 Gotta climb that food chain

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 13:56:53 No.12586967 >>12586943 Isn't Alabama a lot like Gensokyo? You have a head start!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:00:30 No.12586979 >>12586957 Spell cards are made and probably only usable by the user you dingus. >villages There's only one village. Also good luck at not getting oneshotted by Yukari while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:05:41 No.12586999 >>12586964 I hope you can fly otherwise you won't catch those fairies! Also good luck with the next step 1 because fairies have no chance against any youkai!

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:08:02 No.12587007

Take with you a backpack full of delicious candy, and have someone escort you to wherever you want to go.

[ ] Trick some fairies into copulation.
[ ] Reach the SDM
[ ] Try to woo Remilia for the rest of the day or at least have her straddle my lap while slowly draining my veins completely dry of blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:14:00 No.12587023 >>12586883 Spread Christianity throughout Genosokyo.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:26:19 No.12587049

>>12586883
Assuming that I have no tools, not even a knife...
-Look for good, hard stick
-Rocks would be good too, for throwing and maybe even firemaking, but rather no, fire would bring attention
-try to find quiet place and hide
-If some monster find me, try to talk and if this won't work, try to run, if monste is too fast to outrun - try to fight, maybe while still retreating to find better spot to defend myself.

Worst possibility: lose mind when found by one of these fuckers

Btw. Are there good fanfics about survival? I would read some.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:27:46 No.12587057 epic image

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:29:09 No.12587063 autism

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:33:42 No.12587079 >>12587049 >Lose my mind. Mate you do know that you're suppose to do that in the first place. I'm surprised you wouldn't become a nihilist because of you knowing the horrible truth about humanity in Gensokyo.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:34:29 No.12587083

Find somebody I know the name of and hang out with them. Doesn't matter who.

If I run into a hostile that I can communicate with and not get away from, offer them my life without resistance, but only after 24 hours of hanging out and getting to know the place. Whatever force that restricts my time in Gensokyo would save my life at that point.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:38:39 No.12587100 >>12587079 There is always a chance I won't be found. I would be scared as fuck, but still trying to do something, I think. I never lived in world occupied by fucking monsters, so I'm not sure what I would do in reality.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:42:01 No.12587113 >>12587100 Well youkai started to disappear because of poof logic/and hunting so why not try that on them?

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:46:16 No.12587128
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Try and find Mokou or the human village as my greatest chances of survival. Hope I don't run into any ghosts, fairies, vampires, moon rabbits, yokai, or any of the other myriads of shit that will kill me for food or pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:49:51 No.12587140 >>12587113 I would need a fucking gun to actively hunt any youkai. I guess "Poof logic" came when youkai ran away because humans hunted them down, so after years younger generations stopped believing in them.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:56:14 No.12587155

>>12587079
The human village is basically a zoo, but it's a perfect place for you if you want to start a "like in the old times + some basic today's world technology" with an addition of weird stuff going around. Also the healthcare system works better than the American one!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:57:05 No.12587159 >>12587155 Of course if you manage yo get there...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 14:58:54 No.12587164 >>12587128 Reisen is fine, she cares about the humans, she will probably help you out. There aren't any other rabbits aside her (the random rabbits are Earthlings and judging by the fairy manga they're not hostile)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 15:23:35 No.12587219 >>12586883 Cover self in leaves. Play dead. Get erection. Wait for stray 2hu to try to pick/eat/sit on mushroom. Cover her with semen. She gets addicted. She becomes my slave. Capture a few more. The uprising begins.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 15:33:07 No.12587240

>>12587155
Old time were shit though. The Modern World can be crap, but the Old World was shit. The only reason to stay in Gensokyo is to carve your own state of power, go on an adventure, or find a faithful lover.

>>12587219
Rumia finds the" mushroom". It's over for you mate it's going to be gone.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 15:47:45 No.12587292

>>12586883
Why do secondaries seem to think that Gensokyo has to either be incredibly moe, or stupidly grimdark? Canon is somewhere in the middle. The dark parts of the Touhou setting aren't explicit, and tend to be more implied horrors than anything else. Overall, I would rather be shoved into Gensokyo at some random location than, say, any Zombie Apocalypse, or any Survival Horror in general.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 15:52:26 No.12587313

>>12587292
Claiming a world where humans are kept in the dark, and cut off from the rest of their brothers outside isn't dark. Claiming humans from the Outside being eaten isn't dark. Claiming a pace where legendary creatures with destructible powers, that fucked with humanity, and if you try to challenge any if this your body will become a pie of goo isn't dark.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 15:56:44 No.12587326

>>12587313
>Claiming a world where humans are kept in the dark, and cut off from the rest of their brothers outside isn't dark.
That's more implied horror than anything else. Looking at the Human village, they seem fine with their situation.

>Claiming humans from the Outside being eaten isn't dark.
Yeah, they are sometimes. But many humans survive entering Gensokyo, as well. It just depends on the circumstances.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Outsider

>Claiming a pace where legendary creatures with destructible powers, that fucked with humanity, and if you try to challenge any if this your body will become a pie of goo isn't dark.
Spellcard rules.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 15:57:40 No.12587330

>>12587240
They're shit for you maybe, I'd rather sweat all day with my cozy farm than seeing my body die while sitting all day in an office. Also since I know some recipes Nips don't know I could even make a little restaurant.

>>12587292
Gensokyo is harsh until you reach the village/Reimu and say you want to either go back or stay. It's now that outsiders can die if they don't reach a safe spot in time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 16:04:00 No.12587350 >>12587330 It's certainly rough, yes, but encountering a youkai isn't a death sentence. Certain youkai, like Rumia, are easy to escape, but others, like Mystia, mean certain doom. It just depends on where you end up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 16:07:28 No.12587359 >>12587330 >Living on a cozy farm. Farms aren't cozy, bro. I lived & worked on one growing rice, and taking care of livestock in my home state. It's back breaking work. Your only cozy on days off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 16:10:37 No.12587372 >>12587313 Read the written works, everything you said is damn wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 16:14:04 No.12587384 >>12587350 Yeah I know, you can usually talk your way out if you're good, just saying Gensokyo isn't that normal though. Also if you carry money Mystia will probably rather scam you by blinding you anf selling her anti-blin lampreys anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 16:15:40 No.12587389 >>12587359 I think rice is one of the hardest levels of farm. Specially since you kill you back in literally ten minutes of work and you need to work hard more than with other crops since shit grows fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 16:53:27 No.12587494 Guys, I'm asking again: are there fanfics about survival in Gensokyo's forests or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 17:02:24 No.12587513 >>12587494 Why would you want to read fanfics ever? You should know there's a story about 8 guys entering Gensokyo though.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 17:03:12 No.12587515

>>12587494
Probably not. Besides most people from the Outside World don't usually know how to survive in the forest especially in Japan unless they took a course, joined the military, lived in the rural region & explored it/learned to survive in the woods, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 17:07:20 No.12587521 Bring a bag of cucumbers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 17:10:51 No.12587524 >>12587521 >Cucumbers Bring an anti-material rifle, and .50 calibur bullets.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 17:12:10 No.12587525 >>12587524 Well even if I don't find a kappa I can still enjoy the cucumbers. You can't eat the gun.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 17:21:12 No.12587546 >>12587525 Outside world cucumbers taste like shit, real old cucumbers are different. I know this because I watched Muromi-san trust me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 17:31:50 No.12587573 File: 348 KB, 455x477, GUN CAKE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12587525 Pfft, says you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 17:43:54 No.12587598 >>12587525 But you can shoot with gun.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 20:59:24 No.12588263
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Forget about not dying, I'm more concerned with what I'm gonna do.

I'll probably try to find someplace with a nice view, like near a river or on a cliff, and try to take it easy. I bet Gensokyo looks beautiful at sunset.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 22:38:29 No.12588544 - make it to human village - pay Mokou to lead me to Eientei - chill there forever

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 22:44:24 No.12588565 >>12586883 In PSMiAS (I'm sure I don't type this correctly), it was stated by Kanako that Gensokyo is like human's zoo. Find a zookeeper. That's all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 22:47:02 No.12588572 >>12588565 No, she meant the human village is a human's zoo, everywhere else in Gensokyo is fair game.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 22:52:06 No.12588585 >>12586883 Go bully everyone and die. Then I get reborn as the youkai of bulliness and become the final boss of Touhou 20.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 23:17:03 No.12588652 [DELETED]

>>12588585
It doesn't work like that. Becoming a youkai is sort of like becoming an adept in UA, your entire life has to revolve around whatever your shtick is. You can't do it unless you're both sufficiently insane and manage to make the best out of a sufficiently big opportunity.

Like say you're dying and you see a cute loli coming down from the sky, and she tells you that everyone in heaven is a loli like her and you'll live with them forever. If you pretend to come with her and take her hand, only to throw her to the ground, laugh at her mud-stained face and steal her clothes and pee on them so that she can't return back to heaven, you could probably pass the bully youkai threshold.

Human-turned youkai are basically people who were so shitty at being human that the very concept of humanity got fed up with their shit and kicked them out. Then they become something that can't even act like a human being because their entire thought process now revolves around stealing oil or swapping pillows or instilling jealousy or whatever.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 23:23:33 No.12588677

>>12588585
It doesn't work like that. Becoming a youkai is sort of like becoming an adept in UA, your entire life has to revolve around whatever your shtick is. You can't do it unless you're both sufficiently insane and manage to make the best out of a sufficiently big opportunity. Like say you're dying and you see a cute loli coming down from the sky, and she tells you that everyone in heaven is a loli like her and you'll live with them forever. If you pretend to come with her and take her hand, only to throw her to the ground, laugh at her mud-stained face, steal her clothes, and pee on them so that she can't return back to heaven, you could probably pass the bully youkai threshold.

Human-turned youkai are basically people who were so shitty at being human that the very concept of humanity got fed up with their shit and kicked them out. Then they become something that can't even act like a human being because their entire thought process now revolves around stealing oil or swapping pillows or instilling jealousy or whatever.

There's even a story where a man is about to face execution, and he tells to the lord who ordered it that he'll return as a ghost and exact revenge on him. The lord says that he will believe him only if his head can cling onto a nearby rock with his teeth after he has been beheaded, and the criminal agrees. He manages to do it, and everyone is scared shitless because hey, if he pulled that off, he may well return as a ghost too. But the lord says nope, he got distracted and his mind has been fixated on biting rocks instead of revenge, so he can only come as a loli in a frilly dress with the power to bite rocks instead of a loli in a frilly dress who will murder the shit out of him in revenge.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 23:27:09 No.12588686 >>12588677 Such a shame, but at least said loli gets to bite rocks instead of falling to the wicked circle of revenge and vengeance!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 13, 2014 23:57:19 No.12588780 >>12588677 Kinda contradicting yourself there. Are you trying to say that becoming a ghost/spirit is easy but turning into a 'proper' youkai is hard?

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 00:08:27 No.12588834

>>12588780
Nah, just that you have to be really driven towards a single thing in order to come back after you kick the bucket. You may not even need to kick the bucket, that's probably how magicians do it in Touhou. Magic research eats away at your other hobbies until you start drinking mercury and shitting lead acetate, and before you know it you're too far gone to be human anymore.

The guy in the rock-biting story failed it at the very end just because he got distracted for a moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 00:10:19 No.12588841 >>12588780 In Touhou-lore, if you die normally, you become a ghost, so yes, becoming a ghost is very easy.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 00:55:54 No.12588985

>>12588834
So let's say I want to study borders between truth, and lies, along with the perspectives of various beings. If die s r undying this shit toll the end letting it overtake my life I'll come as a Youaki with the ability to fuck with people's perspectives including lies and truths?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 03:03:21 No.12589359 Simple. First thing first is to become absolutely FABULOUS Then is just a matter of using your Stand

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 03:04:53 No.12589362

>>12587513
>Why would you want to read fanfics ever?
For fun
>You should know there's a story about 8 guys entering Gensokyo though.
No, I don't know. I can find any good survival fanfics

>>12587515
Not ever one fanfic, it doesn't have to be about Bear Grylls after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 03:29:11 No.12589413 >>12589362 >Not ever one fanfic?*

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 03:55:56 No.12589475 >>12589362 Ya need to read more ZUN written works.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 04:00:53 No.12589485 go hang out with Marisa and Alice in the forest and eat magic mushrooms

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 04:02:13 No.12589489 >>12589485 The forest of magic is one of the safer places in Gensokyo, because not even youkai go there. The problem is the mushroom will probably make you insane.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 04:10:38 No.12589507 File: 311 KB, 800x800, 1395898971846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589489 But Marisa is human and eats them so a /psy/chonaut should be fine, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 04:13:17 No.12589516 >>12589507 Marisa experiments all the times, and sometimes she got poisoned (referenced in CoLA). I think she only survived because she can fly out and seek help from Reimu any times.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 04:22:02 No.12589540 >>12589507 this image makes me want to kill myself

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 05:22:06 No.12589656 >>12586883 I would teach Rinnosuke some things about the outside along with handing him whatever technology I might still have on me and from there secure my employment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 05:23:59 No.12589661 >>12589656 Saw the 24 hours thing. Damn. There goes my plan for a permanent stay. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 05:26:14 No.12589667 >>12589661 You are there now, if anyone comes to get you, just get a gun from Kourindou (he has a shotgun umbrella) and shoot the motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:08:36 No.12589730 File: 355 KB, 650x682, 1410903413328.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do i become a cute tengu girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:16:23 No.12589740 File: 145 KB, 951x1295, 1408722044670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589730 Wear a wig and bend over.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:17:14 No.12589741 >>12589740 What's the wig for?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:34:18 No.12589764 File: 356 KB, 1280x1330, 1403552313053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589741 It's optional.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:38:13 No.12589768
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>>12589362
Then read the official written works before rrading shitty fanfics you secondary scrub face

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:45:24 No.12589778 >>12586883 Bamboozle them with my knowledge of the western canon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:47:36 No.12589782 File: 283 KB, 497x735, 1410903207159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589764 so all i have to do to be a cute tengu girl is bend over?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:49:55 No.12589790 >>12589489 The forest of magic doesn't have many youkai because it's a miasma factory full of man eating plants and weird creatures

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:51:28 No.12589797 File: 228 KB, 923x606, 1393839486814.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589782 Do you really want me to fuck you, Anon ?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:54:40 No.12589806 File: 37 KB, 241x300, 1348130661479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589797 >rape >fuck Please no patriarchposting, anon.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:56:50 No.12589813
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>>12589782
At best you might feel like a cute tengu girl for a moment, while we pound you mercilessly .
You can't turn into a tengu my friend, you're either born tengu or you're not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 06:57:46 No.12589817 File: 386 KB, 750x1000, 81227594f037daa3de1638d5fa2e24d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12586883 Go to SDM even if it kills me. I need to find my goddess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 07:07:42 No.12589826 File: 146 KB, 859x1010, 1344824794497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589813 i wish i was a cute tengu girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 07:10:27 No.12589830 File: 1.24 MB, 1110x1553, 1410343730435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589826 I wish you were one too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 07:25:18 No.12589850 >>12589797 Source?

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 08:42:43 No.12590008
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I lather myself with my own shit. I mean, even if its a youkai, or even its not some cute youkai girl, nobody would want to get near someone smothered in shit. That is unless that youkai has a scat fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 09:42:42 No.12590172 File: 70 KB, 370x368, 1374495907104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590008 It's actually pretty genius

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 09:49:00 No.12590195 >>12590008 You'll never get invited back that way.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 09:57:10 No.12590211

>>12589813
You can actually become a tengu by being enough of an asshole. Emperor Sutoku pulled it off.

>>12590008
See this here? This is the kind of thinking that will make you youkai.

Enjoy your new life as a shirime with eye danmaku or a bonnacon with poop lasers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:22:01 No.12590266 File: 940 KB, 834x1200, 1390807008719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590211 Well, thanks for ruining our chance to fill up his/her ass, you cockblocker.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:25:13 No.12590275 File: 115 KB, 750x750, 1381244427939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590266 there are no girls in jay pee, dude just penisboys and vaginaboys

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:28:44 No.12590282 File: 1.04 MB, 800x1024, a83479d68132347829443058963b5219.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590275 Just like it should be.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:30:28 No.12590288 >>12590211 >by being enough of an asshole Why do I have the feeling that being a halfway decent being in gensokyo is a surefire way to get killed?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:31:10 No.12590290 Why would you want to be a Tengu when you could be a Kappa, a Maid or a Rabbit?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:32:29 No.12590295 >>12590290 >Kappa Oy vey!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:33:54 No.12590298 File: 53 KB, 344x378, 1329759113486.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590295 tengu is the only way to be

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:34:53 No.12590301 File: 1018 KB, 945x1335, a22e184a2cbe7a6e606b3989bd3944eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590295 You wouldn't like tinkering with things and trying to build the next big thing, while relaxing in rivers on your day off? Your loss.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:35:31 No.12590304 >>12590301 Nitori is hiding her bald spot with that hat!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:36:51 No.12590308 >>12590301 I never said I wouldn't take up the offer of jewing the Goyim of the Village, making cool shit and then acquiring all the precious shirikodama as part of the ultimate Jew Plan

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:38:04 No.12590315
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>>12590290
Who the hell wants to be a maid or a rabbit? Or even a Kappa, sticking your tongue inside people's crusty anus.
I'd rather be a vampire, or an Oni with a giant cock.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:39:30 No.12590319 File: 377 KB, 800x1600, 79264b7bc0260547a5bcd308ec4d3fd3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590315 i want to be a tengu

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:41:06 No.12590323

>>12590315
>Who the hell wants to be a maid or a rabbit?
I dunno. All of the Maids and Rabbits in Gensokyo appear to be living pretty happily, so it seems like a good enough choice to me.

Vampire isn't a bad choice, admittedly. I'd pass on Oni for not liking alcohol, though.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:50:28 No.12590338
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>>12590323
On second thought the rabbits must fuck each other a lot, it could be fun.

>>12590319
If you were a Tengu, would you rather mate with humans or with male tengus? They don't look very sexy to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 10:57:52 No.12590350 File: 975 KB, 1024x1280, 1376618360890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590338 i would mate with anything with a penis, dude. thats how it works if you're a cute tengu girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 11:02:11 No.12590361 File: 215 KB, 800x800, IMG_006083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590350 Holy fuck dude, you're giving me a boner. I really, REALLY hope you become a Tengu one day.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 11:08:08 No.12590380

>>12589667
Youkai are resistant to human weapons, only objects of specific origin, or weapons containing spiritual power would be able to exterminate them.

Bullets would hurt, but wouldn't kill them.

>>12586964
Exploit their curiosity, they may be mischievous but their curiosity is a weakness they have. If you play your cards right, you will have a way to survive.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 11:16:37 No.12590397

>>12590288
>Being halfway decent.
In a world full of girls that will attack you while your just minding your business. Two things might happen:
1) You get killed, and that becomes a lesson for you.
2) You get a Youkai or God to become interested in your weird way of kindness in a world full of creatures who basic instincts are to b ass holes. He'll you might even make them fall for you, and get yourself a faithful lover.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 11:16:57 No.12590400

Before we start entering Gensokyo, preplanning will do.

Step 1: Once you entered, try to be stealthy as much as you can

Step 2: If detected, run like sanic.

Step 3: use a melee weapon (note that you got the melee weapon during your preplanning phase) and try to fight back.

Step 4: After you stunned the youkai, run like sanic again until you see the village.

This preplanning should work...

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 11:33:52 No.12590424

>>12589768
>secondary
I played EoSD and PCB, read fairys' comic, Wild and Horned Hermit and SSiB comics, CoLA and Perfect Memento you faggot.

Outsiders are eaten if they won't get to the Village and Reimu before being found by youkai. I don't think Akyuu knows how many people are eaten, because outsiders may be killed in forest, far from anyone's eyes.
Yukari organizes human huntings in outside world.

I just like stories about people trying their best surviving in hostile environment, using all possibilities to be able to see the next day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 11:36:27 No.12590426 >>12590008 Kek. But they just throw you into river to clean you, or just kill you and leave your corpse to rot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 11:39:14 No.12590428 >>12590380 >Youkai are resistant to human weapons Then how humans managed to win with them?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 11:41:00 No.12590431 >>12590428 Regular Weapons aren't any good, but if you enhance them with Faith/Belief/Magic/etc, they'll be more effective on a Youkai.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 11:41:39 No.12590433 >>12590428 Would a melee weapon work?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 11:51:37 No.12590447 >>12590431 So youkai could attack now, I don't think humans are giving any magic, faith or belief in their pistols. After that, that talk about immunity may be just a bluff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 12:09:54 No.12590487 >>12587023 You freak

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 12:16:19 No.12590501 File: 586 KB, 1000x650, pb-130123-blessing-rifles-jsa-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590447 The slavs will save us.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 12:20:09 No.12590509 [x]jump in the lake

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 12:41:57 No.12590538

>>12590428
Humans discovered firearms and became full "holy crackers I can kill fucking everything with this!" so they started hunting down youkai with them while believing those things would kill them for real. And the fact science started explaining every youkai shenanigans gave the final blow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 12:43:41 No.12590541 >>12590424 >I played EoSD and PCB, read fairys' comic, Wild and Horned Hermit and SSiB comics, CoLA and Perfect Memento you faggot. That sounds like secondary to me.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:06:35 No.12590571

I don't understand the human to Youkai thing. So if a human focuses all other time, and energy on a certain philosophy/idea/religion/hobby/ whatever their humanity will left out, and they become a Youkai? Then what the fuck happens to the human part once it's removed? Will the person still be themself with their humanity removed, or be someone entirely different?

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:10:57 No.12590579
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>>12586883
fuck cirno for 20something hours. she should be the most easily accessible loli out there.

alternatively impregnate okuu, if i can reach esp in 24 hours. then my life will be complete.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:16:12 No.12590591 >>12590501 man i love russia

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:22:31 No.12590607 >>12590501 Heh, I'm a western slav, maybe we could get priests to bless guns and ammunition too. >>12590541 Then what isn't secondary?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:25:11 No.12590614 >>12590607 Playing all the games and reading everything.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:27:55 No.12590620

>>12590538
So that means that talking about youkai's ammunity is a bluff. Normally when you use weapon you except this to wound an enemy. Bluff makes people think that no weapon will work, so it really stops to work.

Something like orks from Warhammer 40k can rip through tanks with blades and klaws or sneak behind enemy lines when painted purple - due to belief

That's psychological war.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:32:02 No.12590627 What happens if I get spawned in some sort of sunflower field? Would I be playing slenderman with Yuuka?

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:37:58 No.12590635
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>>12590614
>Playing all the games and reading everything.
fuck, i've done that. i literally still download new doujinshis every day and flip through them.

and i- i don't even like touhou that much.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:38:05 No.12590636 >>12590627 Yuuka isn't your souless killing machine fanon wants her to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:48:14 No.12590663 >>12590635 But you clearly showed you don't know about the Dolls in Pseudo Paradise story!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 13:50:45 No.12590672 >>12590636 Didn't she used to live near a lake filled with blood or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 14:00:00 No.12590695 >>12586883 >enter gensokyo >get assaulted by mary sues Might as well be dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 14:17:54 No.12590774 >>12590400 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFdBKZk9apY

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 14:20:50 No.12590789

>>12590663
>Dolls in Pseudo Paradise
I wouldn't even recommend anyone reading it. It's stupid, pretentious, pointless and doesn't make any contribution to canon.
You won't miss anyone if you skip it. And also it would save you from extremely retarded discussions in /jp/ about Alice's "killer nature".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 14:22:12 No.12590799 >>12590672 In about the same way that the SDMs live near a lake filled with water. It shouldn't be taken as defining for personality. (And Yukka got pretty redone between 98 and 'doze.)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 14:26:42 No.12590814 >>12590614 It needs time to play all games and read everything... I started quite recently.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 14:55:55 No.12590911

>>12590789
Yet it's better if you know about it so you avoid being fooled.
It's just a flavour story based on "Ten Little Niggers" that's probably set in the past but hey, the more you know.

Also to that guy, did you read Mary and Renko's story too?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 14:57:37 No.12590914 >>12590814 Then it's fine, take your time!

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 15:01:40 No.12590930

>>12590620
>Bein a anti material rifle to a fight against a Youkai.
>Buddies claim it won't do shit, but poss them off.
>You absolute faith that an Anti material rifle can kill any huge moving organism.
>Your friends laugh.
>You pop one into the Youkai's, and it actually dies.
>Friends are shocked.
Having faith in a gun is pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 15:41:20 No.12591046 >>12587219 Do people randomly sit on mushrooms? Also, that doujin where penises starts to grow on the SDM floor was too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 19:01:58 No.12591641 >>12590930 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 19:03:33 No.12591648 >>12590789 You are just in denial that the paradise that is Gensokyo can be a quite dangerous place. No need for creepypasta when DiPP is creepier than most.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 19:10:54 No.12591678 >>12586883 "When in Gensokyo, do as the 2hus do" So I'll just dodge all the bullets fired at me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 19:13:16 No.12591686 >>12586883 >walfas >deviantart >Gensokyo; >What do Please stop making these threads

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 19:14:42 No.12591689 >>12591648 They basically killed each other, so this story doesn't say anything about Gensokyo's safeness. >>12591686 Your improper use of quoting function is not welcome here too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 20:40:21 No.12591922 >>12591689 What about the clown bro?

Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 20:52:06 No.12591955

>>12590930
It doesn't work like that. The belief thing is like the consensus reality in MtA, it's generated by the "common sense" of humanity in general. Your own belief doesn't mean shit, except in cases the general belief is that a weapon must be used by someone with true faith to be effective. Then your own faith matters, but only if you already have a compatible weapon.

So you can gun down werewolves with silver bullets since it's widely accepted that this does hurt them, but against anything else, your gun isn't gonna do shit. If it worked like you want it to, Gensokyo wouldn't even need to be created because youkai could retain their existence by keeping faith in themselves even when humanity doesn't believe in them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 20:54:53 No.12591960 >>12591955 You do know humanity common sense is complete shit right? If you look through history it's shit. Just say a mass belief in an object, religion, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 21:16:49 No.12592019 I would HUG Parsee. And she would probably brutally murder me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 21:23:48 No.12592034 >>12591689 It does say that Gensokyo is lawless, no one gives a fuck about anything, so one psycho can kill other people ritually and get away with it. It's not safe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 14, 2014 23:06:37 No.12592270 fuck/fap

Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Tue, Oct 14, 2014 23:50:35 No.12592382

>>12591955
>So you can gun down werewolves with silver bullets since it's widely accepted that this does hurt them, but against anything else, your gun isn't gonna do shit.

Actually, silver is one of those things that's supposed to be useful against pretty much any kind of evil being. It has the common belief toward that. Undead, werewolves, demons, etc. Silver is supposed to be anathema to evil.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 00:26:02 No.12592493 Provide the Speaker with the coordinates. It'll be the Second-to-Last City before long.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 00:32:44 No.12592513 >>12592382 Obviously, you've never encountered the Vex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 00:37:36 No.12592529 Anyone who think guns can't beat youkai need to learn the fact that lunarians have beaten and driven back ferocious youkai with guns.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 03:40:33 No.12593032 >>12592382 That is a fairly oldschool belief, and I'm willing to bet most people only know the 'silver kills werewolves' thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 03:41:20 No.12593036 File: 1.55 MB, 1500x1000, 1382563187444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is a serial killer who can have a noose around your neck before breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 03:44:53 No.12593046 >>12593032 No need for silver, cold iron is enough if we are talking trumythology.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 03:45:31 No.12593051 File: 1.48 MB, 1500x1000, 1413359131576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 06:06:06 No.12593379 >>12591955 So I just have to convince the villagers that my big fucking gun can kill youkais and a Kevlar vest is a reliable protection against their attacks and I can go Rambo on anything non human? I can do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 07:02:53 No.12593493 >>12586895 >near Marisa's house I'm interested

Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 08:30:16 No.12593656

>>12592034
>Gensokyo is lawless.
Well time to start worshiping Shiki, and building a large ass kingdom that would get humans of Gensokyo interested in coming in full of laws, rules, courts, a government, and order.

And then expand that nation slowly across Gensokyo. I now know what to do with my 24 hours in Gensokyo thanks Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 15, 2014 08:40:01 No.12593673 >>12593493 She's known for helping people as a part-time job, she even has her own studio but it's in the forest so nobody goes there.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 08:55:52 No.12600098 Will preplanning work before you enter Gensokyo?

Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 10:19:53 No.12600221

>>12600098
Probably not. You'd just end up there after a moment of blackness in your memory.

QUICK, the last object you touched was transported along with you. You are in a dark cave. Spot checking, you noticed several white pairs of eye following you around. How fucked are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 10:27:45 No.12600230 >>12600221 My clothes are the last things I've touched.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 10:36:40 No.12600244 I want to be taken in by Patchouli after a gift of earthly books.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 10:37:49 No.12600247 >>12600244 What books do you have to offer?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 10:40:34 No.12600251 >>12600221 Panic is your last solution if your severely outmached

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 10:42:57 No.12600256 >>12600251 You know, if you're really angry you might surprise those bitches that will try to feast on your flesh.

Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 10:53:53 No.12600261
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>>12590428
Priests and exorcists were the chief youkai exterminators, not average warriors.

>>12590447
>I don't think humans are giving any magic, faith or belief in their pistols.
You thought wrong.

Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 10:58:50 No.12600266
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>>12600261
Shit man. faith imbued guns might spell youkai extinction. I can only imagine:
"God, may you grant the bullets inside this contraption your absolute blessing. To drive away the evil spirits. To drive away your enemies. In your name I pray. Amen."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 10:59:39 No.12600269 >>12593379 No, you have to convince the world that supernatural things are killed by guns instead of weird specific things like fermented beans or being buried at the crossroads or semen from a penis that was left unwashed for 10 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 11:03:55 No.12600274 File: 26 KB, 400x277, hellboy[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12600266 I wonder how well a /k/ with a nugget would fare, or a redneck with his grandfather's 1911. >>12600269 Shouldn't be too hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 11:07:44 No.12600281 >>12600269 Yorimasa managed to kill Nue with an arrow. Youkai will get massively rekt with firearms.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 11:18:29 No.12600297 >>12600281 When that other evil bird attacked the capital later on, though, they had to bring a descendant of Yorimasa just to re-enact the myth and shoot it off. No other arrow would hit the thing, and anyone who tried died.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 12:46:04 No.12600506 >>12600269 I thought the world simply believed youkai didn't exist, so they started dying off. So you only need to convince the villagers (and when a pistol bullet can easily pierce moderately thick steel...)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 13:54:24 No.12600674 >>12600247 Not him, but I have several books on computers and programming, and you know what they say about advanced technology...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 20:34:32 No.12602019 File: 16 KB, 220x171, Tewi pillage mode.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's all fun and games until the youkai reveal they use guns too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 21:24:15 No.12602158 >>12600256 Try to outrun them and use a melee weapon like a bat to stun them.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 21:27:05 No.12602162 >>12602158 This doesn't work on real animals, let alone fantastic flying youkai.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 21:31:55 No.12602174 >>12602162 How about plunging your arm deep in their throat when they bite you, pulling out their innards in blind rage and fury.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 21:32:46 No.12602177 >>12602174 Cool to fantasize, but likely they would just shoot you to death with their energy balls before coming down on you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 21:34:01 No.12602181 >>12602177 Why would they? I mean we're just human, pose no threat to them whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 21:35:45 No.12602187 >>12602181 Some youkai like Rumia are human-eating youkai, so they hunt humans for food and game, particularly outsiders who have no tie to the human village.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 21:37:27 No.12602192 >>12602187 Yeah, that's why instead of shooting them down, I think they'd prefer going up close. Not like you can do anything harmful.

Anonymous Fri, Oct 17, 2014 21:43:22 No.12602217

>>12602192
Well, it really depends, since the mouse youkai that chases Merry in her dream did prefer coming up close, but I don't see a reason for flying youkai like Rumia (and most of the 2hu cast) to bother with physical thrill, even Youmu can send energy waves by slashing her sword.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 18, 2014 05:57:01 No.12603567 File: 1.31 MB, 3000x900, FNV_Gobi_Campaign_Scout_Rifle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12602217 You might actually need a sniper rifle to shoot their eyes.

Anonymous Sat, Oct 18, 2014 06:00:57 No.12603578

>>12603567
You fool, headshotting is hard enough on normal human target, let alone flying monster with agile little girl body.

When you fight youkai, bring something that can throw up a lot of brass fast, it will be less like a normal gun fight but more like Anti-Air gun where you fire in the general direction hoping it hits.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 18, 2014 06:17:05 No.12603598 >>12586883 Run to the sunflower field. Sit quietly and respectfully, do not touch the sunflowers.

Anonymous Sat, Oct 18, 2014 06:52:30 No.12603640

ITT: people that haven't watched Predator.

You don't fight them.
Fighting on equal terms is the stupidest thing one can do.
You find every single avantage you can and exploit it to hell and back.
Ambush, backstab, play dead, set up traps, create diversions, make them turn against each other.
Then clean up what survives.

Anonymous Sat, Oct 18, 2014 06:57:20 No.12603652

>>12603640
Predator can't fly or can put themselves back into together after having cut apart, you fucking moron.

Fighting them at all is stupid, the best thing to do is to provide entertainment for them and convince them that you are interesting person, so they don't see you as another source of food.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 18, 2014 07:59:51 No.12603734 Do youkais feel horny? Make them fall in love and get rid of your virginity. Be a youkai player, get all dat pu$$y

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 18, 2014 08:02:46 No.12603742 >>12603734 If they feel hungry then they feel horny alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 20, 2014 06:39:57 No.12609925 >>12603578 Then i'll try to shoot the joints of the target. As long they're in an idling state

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 18:17:23 No.12615132 >>12600269 Woah dude I can just hotglue aggressive yokai and that'll kill them? The soak's gonna be easy for me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 18:49:16 No.12615207 File: 254 KB, 600x849, e249e72dae895cd69228da2cb3cc3a9d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12586883 Go to the SDM gate and chat with Meiling. That's all.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 20:11:28 No.12615454
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>>12586883

My only chance for survival is if I can get to either one of the following in time:, Reimu, Sanae, or Byakuren. Otherwise Cirno will come to murder me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 21, 2014 20:39:45 No.12615534 I think we would all be fine in Gensokyo. Based on all the doujinshi I've read all you need to do is pull out your dick and walk towards any 2hu in order to subdue them. They have a hard time resisting an incoming dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 22, 2014 07:55:08 No.12617122 >>12615454 >Cirno Just give her a riddle.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 22, 2014 19:55:24 No.12619074 >>12586883 JUMP IN THE LAKE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 22, 2014 19:58:54 No.12619082 >>12586888 So Anon, where do you get those spells and cards and how do you power them?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 22, 2014 20:00:06 No.12619086 >>12586938 If she's just hungry and attacks an the spot how do you talk her out of it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 23, 2014 16:58:35 No.12621990 >>12619086 Dodge to the left and hit a vulnerable spot while it's open to make it flinch. There is a reason why leaping at someone is a bad tactic

Anonymous Thu, Oct 23, 2014 17:49:46 No.12622179

1. Dress as a cute girl in an attempt to enhance survival rate
2. Find Sanae, fulfill her 10 desires
3. Genuflect

One of these will surely work, but if all of them fail, I'll kill myself before they can kill me, in an attempt to become the youkai of suicide. If that also fails, I'll at least become a ghost or something and try to trick Yuyuko into raping me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 23, 2014 18:05:02 No.12622225 Masturbate and hope all the evil things find it sexy so they would rather suck me off than kill me

Anonymous Thu, Oct 23, 2014 18:06:26 No.12622230
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>>12590487
Christianity is OP as fuck in Gensokyo if the faith + being a follower + bible are holy objects.

Pulling out a phone with the bible on it, and reading a psalm may just save your life.

>>12586883
If I went to Gensokyo I would go to Shiki Eiki, and ask to become her assistant to learn about the court system of Gensokyo, and how she rules on things. I may get sent to hell on sight as I have to bribe Komachi to take me across the river.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 23, 2014 18:30:58 No.12622337 >>12600221 >last object I touched It's a dildo I don't know if this is good or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 24, 2014 03:00:33 No.12623759 File: 679 KB, 912x1110, 1413471895212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589359 >Touhou's Bizzare Adventure yesssss

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 24, 2014 04:44:11 No.12624168 Will flash bangs work against them?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 24, 2014 07:56:22 No.12624609 >>12624168 Why wouldn't they?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 24, 2014 08:13:09 No.12624625 File: 880 KB, 750x1152, 754cb008998f41dcaf9d83a21ffcbebe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Become Phantom fighters

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 24, 2014 08:32:12 No.12624646 >>12624625 More like Phantasm Fighters, amirightguys?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 24, 2014 08:33:46 No.12624651 >>12624625 Not Demon fighters? R.I.P. Chopper

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 24, 2014 08:34:32 No.12624652 >>12591046 >that doujin where penises start to grow on the SDM floor I need to read this doujin for myself to see how lewd it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 24, 2014 08:38:24 No.12624657 >>12586883 Turn into a sex youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 00:34:41 No.12626744 >>12624609 Well, i'll bring a lot of flash bangs then. If they got danmaku, i have flash bangs to blind them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 00:46:09 No.12626770 I spread the word of the LORD to Gensokyo. Since I am not a puny liberal I also bring a few firearms with me for protection. Blessed of course. Murphy and tapco must be kept away.

Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 01:28:13 No.12626817

>>12586883
I've lived in Australia my whole life so it shouldn't be too hard. If you can't fend for yourself, you should just go to the human village, Alice's house or Marisa's house. Failing that, just go hide somewhere and wait it out for the remainder of the day

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 07:40:00 No.12627538 >>12622230 >bribe Komachi to take me across the river. Or you could, you know, die.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 17:57:32 No.12628877 File: 557 KB, 1162x850, 1351562695252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Squat and summon fellow slavs to rape all Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 23:01:33 No.12629630 File: 419 KB, 600x450, 1402299667316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12628877 Story of The Slavic Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 23:16:48 No.12629667 >>12628877 >>12629630 Remilia will finally have some of her fellow countrymen running around raping stuff.

Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 23:45:16 No.12629731
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>>12627538
>You know. Die
The guy still has to pay a toll to get across the river to meet Shiki. Or he may get thrown into the river by Komachi who might be feeling half-assing her work. Kidnapped, and turned into an evil spirit, etc.

So dying is out of the question.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 23:53:24 No.12629748 File: 155 KB, 731x730, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590008 That's actually pretty smart.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 23:54:31 No.12629753 >>12629731 The toll is your good deed in life. It has nothing to do with your actual wealth since by that time you are a ghost.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 25, 2014 23:57:09 No.12629758 >>12629753 This. Only greedy pricks will fall down the river.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:04:41 No.12629775
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>>12629753
>Your good deed in life.
Define good deed as good & evil differ from person to person.

Example:

A good deed to you is donating money to a organization that helps a homeless people get jobs.
A good deed to another person is kicking a homeless person to get their ass up to go get a job.

Good is too wide to define.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:06:22 No.12629782 >>12629775 Just wait till the Yama comes out in her break and ask her what is the good deed for you to do right now. She knows.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:08:04 No.12629796 >>12629775 Yet people aren't the one to judge themselves.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:21:08 No.12629838
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>>12629796
Well Shiki has to get her judgement of good, and evil from somewhere? Maybe she gets her definition of Good & Evil somewhere.

Maybe she gets her interpretation of good, and evil from the collective unconscious that runs like a poll system you know.

49% of humanity disagree's that stealing for survival is good in the collective unconscious.
51% of humanity agrees that stealing for survival is good in the collective unconscious.

5!% wins by majority, and so stealing for survival only is good to her.

When it comes to a tie like:

50% of humanity agrees that killing in self-defense is good.
50% of humanity agrees that killing in self-defense is good.
Since this can't be left at a tie, Shiki does a scan through things similar to question, and starts to ask herself questions like:
Did the person go overboard in the claim of self-defense? (The person killed the individual in self-defense already, but keeps on stabbing or mutilating the body), etc.
Then she decides from there her own judgement on the matter.

(All % of humanity come from the humans of Gensokyo only).

Because I mean it's just dumb pull shit that she has instinct detection of good, and evil without some kind of logical system to back it up. And inb4 she's magic, magic is just an event/ability unexplained by science yet.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:25:49 No.12629848

>>12629838
Shiki is ultimately just a judge, she is under employment of the 10 kings, and these guys control the flow of karma (or so I think).

If you think they are wrong, well, they will respect your opinion but your ass will be sent to hell anyway. Still, hell is not a eternal burning fire prison like in Christian myth, it's just a dark prison where you serve your terms, and if you do good you can get out sooner, basically like a modern prison.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:31:17 No.12629864
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>>12629848
>If you think they are wrong, well, they will respect your opinion, but you ass will be sent to hell anyway.

Anon you are the fucking best. I hopefully I can enjoy myself for a little while in hell, and not become a nihilist considering it's nothing like in Christian myth.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:37:09 No.12629881

>>12629864
Really, there's only 2 choices:
1. Becoming a good or evil ghost and be judged, but you ultimately survive and can live another life (maybe as an animal if you do enough bad shit).
2. Be wiped out of existence because your ghost dries up before it reaches the shore to Higan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:37:42 No.12629884 >>12586895 >bear grylls You're dead. Should have watched Les Stroud.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:39:51 No.12629890 >>12629838 She doesn't need to base her judgements on human beliefs and knowledge. I think its part of her powers to black or white a person.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:43:26 No.12629895

>>12629838
>Because I mean it's just dumb pull shit that she has instinct detection of good, and evil without some kind of logical system to back it up. And inb4 she's magic, magic is just an event/ability unexplained by science yet.

Well, she's a Judge of the Dead based on Buddhist mythology who used to be a jizou statue, but became a god due to the power of faith. You can only push the "magic is sufficiently advanced science" meter so far.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:47:29 No.12629902
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>>12629881
Both choices sound like shit.

The cycle of endless rebirth is a long boring one that in the end destroys your first & only you.

And non-existance is well nihilism at it's finest.

So I'm going to take the third option, and infuse small portion of Gensokyo with my soul, and hopefully create a miniature area where everything has stagnated permanently. Doing research on this may take all my human life up, and then may cause an incident if some people start to get upset with it, or flock to my area hoping to avoid the cycles.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:48:01 No.12629903 >>12629864 If yama had an outrageous butt like that I would have to tell her about it I HAVE TO

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:52:18 No.12629911 >>12629902 Are you the Yama? No? Then you don't get to vote.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 00:52:53 No.12629913 >>12629902 Eh, I suppose you can also become a youkai or hermit to prolong your life, or hell, become a god, but that's hard work.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:05:40 No.12629940
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>>12629913
>Become a youkai.
Can't betray my human bro & sisters like that, bro.

>Become a hermit.
Every 100 years have an assassin come for me, and making sure I study sutra's everyday.

I guess I could go that route, but I don't think I will be capable of defeating the assassin even after studying my sutra's.

>Become a god.
It sounds like the hardest just because I have no fucking idea how to get people to worship me.

I guess I can find a small camp of humans, and trick them into believing I'm a god, and hopefully when push to comes to shove their faith will be strong enough for me to show off just enough (Not a whole lot)to get more followers + faith, and actually become a god.

But are humans in Gensokyo really that stupid to believe me an Outsider is a God?

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:14:01 No.12629951

>>12629940
Well, there's one more option that requires no faith, no need to become inhuman, nor assassins coming to you, but it's also the rarest: the Hourai elixir.

3 sips and you become invincible, still feel pain, but you are your own singularity.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:16:38 No.12629957 >>12629902 Eiki why are you so sexy? God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:19:19 No.12629962 >>12629957 It's like asking why water is wet and fire is hot. The yama is simply sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:20:43 No.12629963 >>12629962 No! That's the thing; it's the opposite!

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:23:53 No.12629969
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>>12629951
>Hourai Elixir
Anon you are fucking with me. I have the higher chance of becoming the embodiment of one of humanities sins than I do getting my hands on the elixir.

Even for a good cause to help people escape their end fates while retaining their true self. Eirin would never give me such an item. I will die outside in the bamboo forest waiting an eternity for them to give me the elixir.

I can also try to obtain the elixir another way, but I'm a human being who is "impure" to according to Lunarians. Back to the drawing board.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:26:03 No.12629971 >>12629969 Just listing the option bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:28:30 No.12629981 >>12629969 Fucking Mokou got one. Never lose hopes, Eirin just needs to make more of the juice.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:32:13 No.12629987

>>12629971
The choices are:

1) Become a strong spirit who binds their souls to a small land piece of Gensokyo that stagnates the area permanently, and most likely cause an incident if I don't control it.

2)Become a Youkai discarding my humanity, and betraying my bro's & sisters.

3)Become a Hermit who deals with an assassin, and reads one sutra a day.

4)Become a God by tricking humans Gensokyo's to worship me.

5) Acquire the Hourai Elixier by making Eirin/Kaguya fall in love with me, and giving them the sap excuse that with it I'll be able to never leave their side as a great husband/Be honest, and tell them of my true intentions of wanting it to bring about change.

Damn...now to list this hardest to easiest.

>>12629981
Hope is fleeting when your trying to break a supposedly endless cycle, and help others who want to escape it without losing their humanity/true self.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:33:36 No.12629989 >>12629969 Just cut Kaguya open and eat her liver. Easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:36:55 No.12629993 >>12629987 Dude, if you want to live a good long time while maintaining your health/vigor, you are not retaining your humanity nonetheless. So either become a youkai or get bent!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 01:55:51 No.12630019 >>12629987 You're going to be lucky to even reincarnate as a vertebrate at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 02:13:16 No.12630084 Make myself into a Navy SEALS youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 04:25:26 No.12630359 >>12630084 Navy SEALS youkai will fold upon me, the Army Ranger youkai.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 04:36:00 No.12630382

>>12629989
This. Easiest way to get to the Hourai Elixer would be to find Mokou, and ask her to guide you through the bamboo forest. Slip a knife into her back/neck, and remove the liver before she starts regenerating. Alternatively, if you can befriend Mokou, maybe you can convince her to simply let you cut her open and take her liver.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 04:45:44 No.12630401

>>12629987
>>12630382

Honestly... Make it to the human village in one piece and locate Mokou and eat her liver. I can't think of a better way to achieve immortality in Gensokyo.

Becoming a youkai/god/hermit/spirit just seems so unnecessary, and it's not even true immortality. You rely on faith to be a god, face assassins if you're a hermit, have the need to consume human flesh if you're a youkai, along with the fact that you'd need to first become a youkai...

Hourai Elixer would give perfect immortality, and allow one to retain their humanity. Pursuing any other form of immortality seems utterly pointless.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 05:49:33 No.12630528 >>12630382 >>12630401 And the circle goes on. Just be prepared for one day when someone kills you and eat your liver.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 06:02:51 No.12630550 >>12630528 Who cares, we'll be immortal. Hell, I could cut out my own liver and sell it to immorality seekers as a living.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 06:05:47 No.12630562 >>12630550 No, I'm pretty sure if someone eat the liver (or most importantly, the liver part that has the hourai elixir residue inside), you wouldn't be immortal anymore because there's no hourai left for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 06:41:56 No.12630623 >>12630359 And you will bend down to CIA youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 06:44:41 No.12630632 >>12630562 Incorrect. Consuming the Hourai Elixir makes one absolutely immortal. The concept of death no longer even exists for such a person.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 06:52:40 No.12630647

>>12630632
Until the Hourai elixir leaves you and transfers to another person via eating liver.

If you can still be immortal without the hourai residue in the liver, there would be more hourai people than just 2 people considering how many times Mokou has been killed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 07:04:42 No.12630666 >>12630647 No, that isn't how it works. Once immortal, always immortal, no matter what. That's the whole thing about it, why it's forbidden stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 07:10:22 No.12630675 >>12630666 If that's even true, then we basically found a loophole where everyone can be immortal by just passing their liver around and generating new ones. Heck, hourai people shouldn't be rare as it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 07:13:55 No.12630683 >>12630623 Sure, those pencil pushers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 07:41:24 No.12630729 File: 393 KB, 1116x1143, VaultBoyFO3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thumbs up if you can survive the heat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 11:02:26 No.12631115 File: 131 KB, 713x827, Prinny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12629848 >it's just a dark prison where you serve your terms, and if you do good you can get out sooner Welp, time to grind till level 9999

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 12:42:12 No.12631444
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>>12630675
Hourai people are rare because Eirin doesn't make it, and Mokou doesn't get her liver eaten.

Hell...I bet a lot of savage humans in Gensokyo even think of becoming immortal they just live their little lives like cattle for the youkai.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 13:09:33 No.12631506

>>12586883
I'll probably have to rely on finding a friendly youkai to keep me safe.Nitori, Suika or Yuugi might be willing to help me out. They're probably my best bets.
Other options include tricking the baka and being a blood slave for the Scarlets.

That or I'll work for Reimu in exchange for protection and food.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 13:20:00 No.12631535 >>12631115 Have fun being tortured way worse than a Prinny, you even get fucking punished for shit like dying as a kid before your parents.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 15:18:00 No.12631839
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>>12631535
Where did i imply it would be "fun"?
I just said i'll better bust my ass off grinding.
Worst case? Once i'm out i will be able to fend for myself.
Best case? Pic related

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 18:01:41 No.12632224

>>12600269
That shouldn't be too difficult.
>Obtain gun
>Shoot gun into air to attract attention and crowd
>Shoot a villager
>Tell everyone it's a magical weapon that kills anything in a single shot: human, god, or youkai.
>Shoot another villager to prove point
>Maybe do this a couple times across the village
>All humans believe in you and your magical gun powers now

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 19:55:29 No.12632596 >>12632224 This is stupid to a whole new level. You are implying there aren't figures in Gensokyo who doesn't know a thing or two about the real world.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 20:05:23 No.12632612 >>12632224 There are firearms in Gensokyo, you know.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 20:15:19 No.12632632

>>12629848
>Still, hell is not a eternal burning fire prison like in Christian myth, it's just a dark prison where you serve your terms, and if you do good you can get out sooner, basically like a modern prison.

>"The first major hell is called Thoughts. The second is called Black Rope. The third is called Crushing. The fourth is called Moaning. The fifth is called Great Moaning. The sixth is called Burning. The seventh is called Great Burning. The eighth is called Unremitting. The Hell of Thoughts contains sixteen smaller hells. The smaller hells are 500 square yojana in area. The first small hell is called Black Sand. The second hell is called Boiling Excrement. The third is called Five Hundred Nails. The fourth is called Hunger. The fifth is called Thirst. The sixth is called Single Copper Cauldron. The seventh is called Many Copper Cauldrons. The eighth is called Stone Pestle. The ninth is called Pus and Blood. The tenth is called Measuring Fire. The eleventh is called Ash River. The twelfth is called Iron Pellets. The thirteenth is called Axes and Hatchets. The fourteenth is called Jackals and Wolves. The fifteenth is called Sword Cuts. The sixteenth is called Cold and Ice.”

If you say so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 20:21:01 No.12632642 >>12632632 8 Major hells 16 minor hells just in one major. Fuck...if I had to choose one put me in Cold and Ice at least everything will numb at some point. Who are you quoting?

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 20:24:34 No.12632646

>>12632642
The Buddha, via Wikipedia.

Yes, Buddhist hell is not eternal. But the duration of your stay there is mind-blowing compared to any earthly prison.

>The length of life in this Naraka is said to be the time it would take to empty a barrel of sesame seed if one only took out a single seed every hundred years.
>Each lifetime in these Narakas is twenty times the length of the one before it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 20:27:17 No.12632651 >>12632632 >>12632642 >>12632646 Well, it's not infinite. That makes it infinity better than Christian hell.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 20:38:00 No.12632674

>>12632651
Sure, but is infinity really so different from 3.39738624×10^18 years, from a mortal's point of view?

Also, I'm afraid going numb is likely out of the question.
>Utpala (嗢鉢羅) is the "blue lotus" Naraka. The intense cold there makes the skin turn blue like the colour of an utpala waterlily.[3]
>Padma (鉢特摩), the "lotus" Naraka, has blizzards that cracks open frozen skin, leaving one raw and bloody.
>Mahāpadma (摩訶鉢特摩) is the "great lotus" Naraka. The entire body cracks into pieces and the internal organs are exposed to the cold, also cracking.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 20:56:37 No.12632705 >>12632674 >Sure, but is infinity really so different from 3.39738624×10^18 years, from a mortal's point of view? You'll be like the girl from Demonphobia.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 21:01:22 No.12632715
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>>12632646
>Barrel of sesame seeds.
>One every hundred years.
>It 20x every time you get sent their.

Oh fuck. Stick me in damn Christian hell it's at least its not full of some god damn bull shit that adds on to your new life every time you reincarnate, and go there in an endless cycle.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 21:05:00 No.12632721 >>12632705 Don't remind me of that. >>12632715 The idea is one of your incarnations achieves nirvana or something. And Christian hell is still worse.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 21:08:40 No.12632730

>>12632715
As far as I understand it, it's that each layer lasts 20 times as long as the one before it. Your stay doesn't multiply every time you visit.

It's also worth noting that we don't really know which scriptures apply to Touhou hell. After all, the Hell of Blazing Fires was shut down due to overcrowding and reopened elsewhere. We don't even know how many yamas there are.

>>12632721
Modern Catholic thought is that hell is a state of separation from God's love, actually, and not a place where you are burned forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 21:43:11 No.12632778 >>12632730 I don't feel God's love now. Is this hell?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 21:45:39 No.12632786 >>12632778 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 26, 2014 22:22:52 No.12632876 >>12630683 You don't get onto my plane then.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 03:34:43 No.12633517

>>12632596
Grab a WWI/WWII nugget, hype it up as "having bathed in the blood of a thousand evil men" and that "no wicked man, spirit, ghost or god shall escape it's righteous wrath"
Then whenever you're fighting sing Russian war songs as loud as you can

Is all about the attitude

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 03:55:33 No.12633543 >>12632876 Of course! Army rangers are supposed to jump off planes, not staying on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 04:44:17 No.12633626 >>12633517 You are gonna be in hella surprised when the youkai bring out their own boomsticks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 05:56:29 No.12633756 >>12633626 Boomstick on one side, boomstick on the other, both equally lethal. A test of skill, mettle and wit, what's not to love?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 06:23:04 No.12633782 >>12633756 When you find out youkai can take bullets while you can't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 06:24:35 No.12633783 >>12633543 Just like the Black Hawk.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 06:26:13 No.12633788 >>12633782 I've got three bombs, I can probably make it out of the game like that.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 06:59:15 No.12633846

>>12633782
If you hype the weapon enough then it will be effective (after all, anti youkai weapons are old, have a story or both).

And if you go against evil yuokais then is more likely you will get support from the population.

And then, what is better? Go down fighting or stand there, dick in hand and drooling like a faggot with down syndrome?

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 07:01:58 No.12633848

>>12633846
I'd probably just assimilate into the human village just like hundreds before me, still carrying a gun of course.

I don't want no trabble.

And no, hyping alone is not enough, people have to believe that shit, else Cirno would actually be the strongest due to her loudmouth.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 07:22:55 No.12633877

>>12633848
Sound waves get discovered, a mass extinction occurs.
You manage to take even a single youkai down and the news spread? Snowball effect, the gun get better, you get better and the next one fall more easily, rinse and repeat.

Believe me, it worked once, it will work twice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 07:28:28 No.12633891 >>12633877 It's more likely once you take down one youkai, the rest gang up on you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 07:46:39 No.12633912 >>12633891 Do they know who did it? How do I look like? Where I am? One man tied the SWAT for weeks, given same lethality, I can do that with youkais

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:00:31 No.12633935

>>12633912
SWAT can't fly, pull themselves together when they are slashed to piece, worse, have unpredictable special powers.

The dude in question probably got some covers and is familiar with his ground, not in your case, you are fighting in god's know where, alone, without support.. And you are an outsider, you wear weird cloth that stuck out from the other villagers, you might be able to escape a day or two, but not for long.

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>>12633846

To be fair a guy matching the description of "dick in hand and drooling like a faggot with down syndrome" would probably at least surprise a little girl youkai a bit. Maybe she would even think it's some weird food and leave it alone.

A hostile dude with a weapon would just cause a quick retaliation.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:22:07 No.12633971

>>12633877
>Sound waves get discovered, a mass extinction occurs.
For your consideration, the yamabiko population starts to die off when people stop believing them due to soundwave, but this happens gradually, they don't simply die off in a week, that's why our current yamabiko scum is still alive despite all that times.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:24:08 No.12633975

>>12633935
And what I said? Given enough lethality.
If the weapon manage to kill the youkai then there is no "pulling back together" that hold.
And to be fair, gensokyo is a place where is impossible for something to be impossible so is not too far fetched

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:30:55 No.12633990 >>12633975 Dude, if they can be survived being ripped apart by a sword, I think they can survive the pain of being shot. Can't use common sense in Gensokyo, so you fighting the youkai in the first place is bad choice of career.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:31:03 No.12633991

>>12633975

Even if a very well trained human somehow gets a weapon that can kill youkai actually killing one if a very different thing.

A .38 gun could kill a Grizzly. Do you want to face an angry Grizzly in woods armed with a .38?

Now imagine that Grizzly is the size of a 8y old girl, can fly, have superpowers and is pretty smart.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:34:56 No.12634002 >>12633991 Naw, nigga, I need my mag of 10mm bear killers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:38:55 No.12634010 >>12633991 That's why you hunt, not fight. Sneak, hide, wait for the right moment and attack. Fight with your brain, not with your brawn, that's how we conquered the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:41:55 No.12634013 Spread the word of God onto this infidel lands.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:42:30 No.12634015

Don't forget people, you're human! Use that to your advantage! Humans are the ONLY land animals that can travel extreme distances on foot at a decent pace. Sure a youkai could beat you in a 100m sprint but if you can get ahead of then outside of that you're good, they can't keep up! So all you have to do is keep moving at a good pace and your set. Unless you're overweight or disabled which you'd probably be dead anyways. Running is humanity's strength! Can't eat what you can't catch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:45:27 No.12634022 >>12634015 Nigger, they can fly.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:48:57 No.12634026

>>12634010
Any faggot ass hunter/camper nowadays can get their ass mauled by a bear, and these hunters have the comfort of a home to return to after all said and done.

What are you trying to accomplish exactly? Just randomly killing youkai until they find and kill you?

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:51:31 No.12634029 >>12634022 So go into the forest, adapt nigga that's humanity's #2 strength

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:52:46 No.12634030 >>12634010 You don't hunt them. They hunt you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 08:54:07 No.12634034 >>12634029 The only forest that youkai don't visit is the forest of magic. And humans in general don't visit that place too due to the (poison) mushrooms. I fear you might be end up like that dude in Into the Wild.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:00:03 No.12634050

To be fair, I too will probably carry a gun and some kind of survival knife, maybe a kukri, I would probably try to kill youkai if they attack me (which will happen more or less), but I don't see no reason for actually going out to hunt them, that's stupid and make everyone mad considering Gensokyo is youkai land.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:05:53 No.12634061

>>12634029
If you meant the Forest of Magic then have fun getting lost and getting either poisoned by the spores or eaten by the plants.

If you meant the Bamboo Forest then have fun with all the beast youkai that live there.

Did any of you idiots read Perfect Memento in Strict Sense? First thing I'd do is get an updated copy and spend most of the day in the village. Maybe catch a fairy and pat her on the head and see who I can see visiting the village.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:07:30 No.12634065 >>12634034 I figure your best bet would be running through open fields for visibility and following rivers until you get to the village. The only problem I can think of is some giant bird youkai swooping down and snatching you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:08:06 No.12634066 >>12634026 No, only the dangerous one. First, don't get spotted Second, at the first sign of aggression, shoot first (note, this doesn't necessarily means it's attacking you, could be someone else)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:23:18 No.12634089 ITT: Anon plans his elaborate suicide by youkai.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:29:20 No.12634093

>>12634066
You are not going to know which one is dangerous considering a famous example: Rumia, a little blond girl in frilly dress, not so dangerous looking, is actually a human-eating youkai that can shoot energy balls out of her arse and flies in the sky, and covers you in darkness to boot.

And don't get spotted, who are you kidding? You stand out like in a sore thump in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:30:43 No.12634094 >>12634089 If an anon was killed in gensokyo wouldn't he just re-appear in gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:32:55 No.12634096 >>12634094 ...no, he would join the boat ride to Higan, like everyone dead in Gensokyo.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:33:58 No.12634100

>>12634093
You forgot one thing though.
As a outsider, I also have knowledge from wikis and whatnot, including 2hu stuff.
And you'd think that someone would discard all bright stuff and smear himself with mud and leaves if he plan to hide in the woods.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:40:04 No.12634107

>>12634100
To be honest, even Akyuu chronicles does not cover all youkai species, only some specimen you encounter in the games as examples, and you are going to have a lot trouble distingushing a harmless fairy from a truly dangerous youkai like Rumia.

As for camouflage, it's cool until you realize you have nothing else to change into after the hunt is done.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:44:40 No.12634109 >>12634100 No you should wear bright neon clothes like those poison frogs as a warning. It'll work trust me.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:46:22 No.12634110

>>12634107
Just steal the clothes from the last one and cover what you can.

Also, the idea is to engage as little as possible, if I see aggressive actions (ie, another outsider being chased) then intervene.

What's the point on wasting energy and resources on peaceful ones like kogasa or aya?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:47:59 No.12634111 So you're betting on encountering a dangerous youkai, a gun being able to hurt them, them not detecting you, and a wiki being correct about youkais in another world. >>12634089 was right. This is just a suicide plan

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:51:02 No.12634117

>>12634110
Wait, nigger, so you are trying to be Gensokyo police, instead of worrying about your own ass, you go dip yourself mud, wait till youkai attack people and shoot them?

Well, that's more retarded than I thought.

And the point is that you have no idea which one is peaceful or not because the youkai encyclopedia is incomplete.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 09:59:35 No.12634132

>>12634111
>>12634117
Well, since I'm in gensokyo I'm already considered dead for the outside world.
So trying to do my best to at least help some other poor motherfucker to escape is the least I can do.
And who knows, maybe I hit the million to one chance and I actually succeed

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:02:45 No.12634138
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>get transported to Gensokyo for 24 hours
>I always carry a rifle and scope on me just in case of such a thing
>run into forest
>cover myself with mud, leaves, and smear shit all over me
>wait to see a dangerous youkai and shoot
>didn't hurt the youkai and now I gave away my position and drew attention to myself to everything around me
>get eaten
>get sent to Shiki who judges me guilty, beats me with the Rod of Remorse then sends me to hell

...what was the results you wanted? Let's say you manage to kill the youkai just for fun. You'd still have made so much noise that lesser youkai would flood your position, swarm you, and eat you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:03:00 No.12634139 >>12634132 If you want to genuinely help people without pissing off youkai, learn magic like Marisa. That way you can actually fly and do what youkai do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:03:55 No.12634144 Why would you try to kill a youkai? They're obviously more powerful then you and you're in their world. Just run away if you see one. Not all if them want to kill you anyway. Your as good as a rabbit there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:06:05 No.12634149 >>12634144 Not that guy, but I would only try to kill a youkai when it corners me otherwise, run like you said. There's no reason to start fight, youkai ain't no fucking lil Jamal who would get down after 3 centermass shots.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:06:20 No.12634150 File: 43 KB, 600x341, 2yv1kph.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah, bullets could hurt this guy too. Do you think that would let you win? Now imagine pretty much the same thing but 3x smaller, 3x faster and flying.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:10:21 No.12634157 >>12634138 >Not arming yourself with explosives to teeth >Not shouting TAKBIR as you blow yourself up on a youkai checkpoint

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:10:36 No.12634159 >>12634132 You are only there for 24 hours, moron

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:11:22 No.12634161 >>12634132 >>12634139 Or you can just worry about your own ass and blend in the populace, just like the outsiders who actually survive do in Gensokyo. I like your heroic attitude, but it is misplaced, bravery isn't stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:12:32 No.12634167 File: 483 KB, 1920x1080, 76937d3d154c93af3892f6063dfa03a7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12634157 Kappa's explosives detectors man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:19:06 No.12634182 >>12634157 Then they trick a stupid fairy to hug you, you go kablaam, fairy respawn later, youkai laugh.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:20:22 No.12634183

>>12634161
Don't call it heroic, it's moronic. The absolute best scenario is both of you live. Most probable scenario is both of you die. Worst case scenario is you both die and enraged a youkai that killed many more.

You would be that guy that would storm a terrorist camp thinking yourself a hero, kill a couple guys before getting captured or killed, then have your town burned down, all the women and children raped, and all the men killed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:25:19 No.12634194 >>12634182 They won't know I'am wearing an explosive vest though, they will think I am just another man who surrendered his life to become their meal then bam.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:28:04 No.12634202 This thread is basically that South Park episode where they send the army into imagination land or the break out part of cabin in the woods

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:29:31 No.12634206 >>12634194 Damn, that's a rather decent plan, suicidal aside, see you in hell bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:32:36 No.12634212 >>12634202 The US Army does actually have a decent chance of conquering Gensokyo provided they manage to keep the barrier open, otherwise, it would be too disorganized and logistics would run dry every couple of weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:37:18 No.12634216 >>12634212 Yeah, sure. Yukari could just gap into the command center and slaughter everyone. Then gap to Washington and murder Obama. Then Koishi drives everyone insane and Flan destroys nukes or whatever they try to use.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:42:25 No.12634226

>>12634216
Yukari isn't even that strong, bitch can't even gap to the moon every times she wants.

And Koishi doesn't drive people insane, people would just ignore her, and she would also ignore them.

I can see Flan destroying nukes, but she needs blood to operate on a long day, I can see her getting swarmed by fighter jets and blown to bits.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:47:51 No.12634235 >>12634212 Then again, the biggest enemy of the US military is the civilians, look at Vietnam and Iraq, prolong the war as long as possible, produce as many casualties as possible and soon the Americans will be war weary and leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 10:54:31 No.12634247 File: 681 KB, 800x800, 2135de3de1fea528dd0ec574ae176098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12634226 Gensokyou Airforce will prevail.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 11:27:14 No.12634322

>>12634226

It's not about Yukari being powerful. Rumia can slaughter people fine and Yukari can obviously do it better. It's her teleport that can take her anywhere. Everybody in the army would be pissing their pants since anybody can suddenly get killed. Their commanders get murdered. President is found in 200 pieces in front of White House and so on.

And if you have an army of people believing in youkai they become more real and stronger through that belief.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 11:34:27 No.12634341 >>12634322 Send in ISIS then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 11:43:05 No.12634349 >>12634322 The point is she cannot gap everywhere, but meh, I guess she appearing in random places alone would send chills and rumors in the Army anyway, the Army isn't exactly the most rational bunch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 27, 2014 14:46:56 No.12634823 >>12634341 ISIG Islamic state in gensokyo, takbir

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 28, 2014 06:31:40 No.12637178 >>12634823 ALLAH AKBAR

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 28, 2014 10:18:13 No.12637475 File: 1.35 MB, 1000x1412, f81d48b8bd79ea1b5b07d761877718db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12619074 THP pls go And tell that faggot Demetrious to write KeinexWizard porn already

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 28, 2014 10:30:11 No.12637496 >>12586883 I drive my Sherman over to Nitori's then we go have fun shooting at oni

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