Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Demon fairy translation never, along with the rest.

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

The two new Hroz doujins got showed up recently.
http://exhentai.org/g/746731/6abc4922d0/
http://exhentai.org/g/746730/47395ad44f/

For future reference on making threads: http://pastebin.com/5HQ0qinu

[Anonymous No.]

DCT>DFC

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody catch the final post number last thread? Pretty sure It was above 3500.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571967
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

Third for dicking the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw OP made the thread right

[Anonymous No.]

Milk?

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>>12571954
Fairies are good as long as they're human size.

>>12571968
I closed it like 10mins ago, so no. Sorry.

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>>12571968
Over 3,600. It was ridiculous. You guys should really move on once it hits page 10. Not even joking once its on page 10 its fair game.

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>>12571980
No, death and rebirth is our way.

[Anonymous No.]

nth for succuvirus story never

come on, write it already. I started this nonsense, I want to see it working

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>>12571977
Always.
>>12571980
>Move on once it hits page 10.
We still have a day, maybe more, left once it hits page 10. We still have images sometimes. This isn't our board. We keep ourselves to one thread because were not stupid, the janitors help with that. All that being said no we will not make a new thread before the old one is deleted, get over it.

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>>12571985
This.

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>>12571977
Yes, please.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that taller, older women are olev. Especially older women dating high school/college students.

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>>12571971

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>>12572003
I would color this if I could do backgrounds.

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>>12572002
Asterio isn't a Holstaur.

She's a shit.

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>>12572003
I hope this is next.
>>12572006
I know, right? I'm sure monorus will colour this.

[Anonymous No.]

would you have a Dullahan as your sworn knight?

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>>12571977
It does a body good.

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>>12571954
>translation never
Feels bad man ;_;
If only I knew japanese

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>>12572013
As long as she keeps a level head on her shoulders.

I mean, a knight is a good way to get ahead in life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wafhDIMU6w

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>>12572003
Neat!

[Anonymous No.]

last post was 3674
it was someone begging .less for a pic

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>>12572013
If by knight you mean wife, the answer is yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Some one needs to redo this gif with just TZICH noises on honour of moth hissy-fits

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>>12572013
Eh sure, why not. Dullahan's are pretty cool/cute

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>>12572009
She's a half ton of sweet.

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>>12572039
She looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

do you always make a thread on /a/ to inform the crossies to get over here when you create a monster thread or are you crossies literally lurking on /jp/ and just wait until it appears

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine lifting your puppy girl daughteru for the first time
Her tiny eyes shut and her little nose sniffing and getting your scent before easing down and letting you hold her, whimpering because she's still just an adorable baby

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>>12572044
That's a really grainy image.

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>>12572044
>Lurking,
Not really. We can come back to our monstergrills 24/7 It's almost always up, in once stage of its cycle of life. Soon as the old thred dies, some one makes a new one. Usually by fucking up the OP. Not this time though.

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>>12572043
You look awful.

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>>12572049
For you.

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>>12572056
Come on now.

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>>12572044
Lurk.

[Anonymous No.]

I need more jinkos.

Cuddly jinkos and their fluffy paws.

Getting a backscratch from one after a long day at work would be so good right now.

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>>12572044
I get a notification on my phone whenever a new thread is made.
Provided the op is not fucked, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

Who /harem/ here?

http://i.imgur.com/XZJFNB2.jpg

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>>12572061
>Getting a back scratch from one
Anon, you know those claws aren't meant for scratching, right

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>>12572066
I don't see the appeal.

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>>12572066
Get out.

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>>12572032
I second this.

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>>12572053
you people could just make your own board and have tons of monster threads, you could even post the naked ones
see: newfapchan, bun

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>>12572061

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>>12572066
>reverse harem

Ya blew it.

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>>12572066
>Being part of a monstergirl's Harem
disgusting

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>>12572044
>until it appears
But it's always here. Finding the new one after the old drops off isn't difficult. Don't worry though, in about an hour or two it'll pass 300, autosage and drop out of your sight and memory until the next new thread.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

...

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>>12572066
>More than one male
Nah.

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>>12572078

Isn't that something that would more than likely happen frequently in a monster girl universe?

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>>12572082

What

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>>12572074
Mods moved us, we keep to ourselves, end of story. Now please be on your way.

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>>12572086

Dicks and nurse outfits, the rest is irrelevant.

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>>12572074
>you people could just make your own board and have tons of monster threads
No thanks.

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>>12572074

No. We're fine here.

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>>12572074
>make your own board
Nah.

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>>12572084
Rarely, since those have males, and humans are mostly to be fed on. So not really a harem, more like provisions.

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>>12572074
I'm okay with our current setup.
fuck off

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>>12572074
This is bait.

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>>12572084
>in a monster girl universe?
No in MGE, no in EMG, no in my headcanon.

So for me is no.

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>>12572074

What are you? An old expansioner? We don't need to get bigger, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you imagine a poor Photographeranon running away from a Dullahan?

>Taking a breathtaking night shot of a Wonderland
>She pop's up saying "husband"
>Dart off into Brazil to take photos of the festivals
>She jumps off a blimp to throw a net at you
>Thank Houdini you took that escape artist class
>Cruise to the frigid tundras of Russia to capture a glimpse of elusive MG's
>Before you can appreciate the irony she pops up in snow gear and a tranq gun
>Finally you and her are stuck on top of a plateau
>Hell no, you ain't going down like this
>Fuck this, jump with your parashoot
>Slip into the forests
>Back into your apartment after giving the photos to your boss
>Check in tomorrow
>Decide to shower
>Wait, what's that blur-
>"I got you now Anon"
>She flicks you on the forehead
>"Tag, you're it."
>Godammit, so close

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>>12572067
>>12572076
Nice and slow, yeah.

I believe she can do it.

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>>12572074
We already got moved once because of whiny bitches. /jp/ is kind to us so we won't be moving. .

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

i forgot we're on a blue board, ill be doing more from last thread's requests
http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr

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>>12572108
it's a solution
if no board wants you, make your own - that's obviously

[Anonymous No.]

What European era is Lescatie closest to?

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>>12572116
No it's not. Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

Clap for the Wolfgirl
She gonna make your cum shoot high
Clap for the Wolfgirl
You gonna fuck her 'til the day you die

Clap for the Wolfgirl
She gonna make your cum shoot high (Mmm, yes gracious)
Clap for the Wolfgirl
You gonna fuck her 'til the day you die (Heh heh heh, oh wow)

Doo Wan Wan and The Duchess of Earl, they were friends of mine
And I was on my moonlight sex drive
Snuggled in, said "Baby, just one kiss", he said "No, no, no"
"Romance ain't keeping me alive"
Said "Hey babe, d'you wanna coo, coo, coo?", he said "Ah, ah, ah"
So we fucked out in the cold
I said "You're what I've been dreaming of", he said "I don't want to know"
(Oh you know, he was dickin' the cat down below)

Clap for the Wolfgirl
She gonna make your cum shoot high (Yes baby, I'm your doctor love)
Clap for the Wolfgirl
You gonna fuck her 'til the day you die

Seventy-five or eighty orgasms an hour, he hollered "Slow, slow, slow"
Baby, I can stop right on a dime
I said "Hey baby, give me just one kiss", he said "No, no, no"
But how was I to bide my time?
Said "Hey babe, d'you wanna coo, coo, coo?", he said "Ah, ah, ah"
Said "I'm about to overload"
I said "You're what I been living for", he said "I don't know want to know"
(Oh, you thought he was diggin' you but she was diggin' me, nyhahaha)

Clap for the Wolfgirl
She gonna make your cum shoot high
(As long as you got the curves, baby, I got the angles)
Clap for the Wolfgirl
You gonna fuck her 'til the day you die
(It's all according to how your waifu situation stands, you understand?)

Clap for the Wolfgirl
She gonna make your cum shoot high
(You ain't gonna get 'em, 'cause I got 'em, haaa yeah)
Clap for the Wolfgirl
You gonna fuck her 'til the day you die
(You might wanna try, but I gonna keep 'em, ain't that right boys?)

Clap for the Wolfgirl

Clap for the Wolfgirl (And I got 'em all)
Clap for the Wolfgirl (Yes you go right on and try)
Clap for the Wolfgirl (I'm gonna say bye)

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>>12572115
>Did you bite on it again?
>Again
Ohgodwhy.jpg

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>>12572116
For right now we're good. /jp/ is too obscure for the SJWs to go after(And they're busy with /b/, /pol/ and /v/ right now anyways), and native /jp/ stopped caring about us long ago.

Once they start kicking these threads out then we bail. As long as everyone follows the pastebin for news we'll be fine.

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>>12572127
Apophis looks odd without the black sclera.

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>>12572076
You know I can see the appeal of this.

>>12572115
But this is too much. That part is sacred.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe this is the first time ive caught a thread right as it starts, nice.
Thats the one complaint i have with these threads getting so big, once you come in on a thread that already has 1000+ posts catching up is nigh impossible.

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>SJW

Keep your fucking "movement" out of this thread.

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>>12572109
Shit, that's cute.

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>>12572142
What?

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>>12572142
I don't see any SJW's in this thread anon. Are you okay?

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>>12572142
Is it time to begin checking the privilege?

[Anonymous No.]

What unused monsters do you want to see turned into MGs, /mgg/?

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>>12571983
I've got a story idea involving the succuvirus and /hbg/ kind of planned but I've never written for /mgt/ before so I'm taking my sweet time before I begin it.

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>>12572150
Transvestite Samuel L. in cosplay gear?

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>>12572151
Hellhound

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>>12572061
>>12572076
Biting and scratching are my fetishes. The only painful ones, at least.

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>>12572158
Why is that nigga depressed all the time?

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>>12572151
Chimera

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>>12572158
Nice taste comrade!

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>>12572082
>>12572092
What was this? Someone for an image link?

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>>12572006
Its actually already been colored.

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>>12572153
>Cosplay
Wow, way to culturally appropriate their attire Anon. You'll have to take 15 privilege checks times the amount of whiteness in your family tree.

And remember not to objectify any women with your sexist 'monster girl encyclopedia' shitlord!

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>>12572158
Wouldn't mind a little bite or a scratch, either.

But I still believe a jinko could scratch your back without fucking it up.

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>>12572172
Then why is it not posted?

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>>12572173
Now that's just a 40 year old man in cosplay gear.

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>>12572151
Rust monster. For rapid paladin armour removal.

[Anonymous No.]

I blame South Park for all this.

Also Bob

Can't we just discuss something nice about MGs for a change, you TZICHing idiots?

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>>12572127
i believe you're just one single autistic guy, talking with yourself and posting these semi-furries. it's not the first time /jp/ had people like this, they come and go.

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Kloah please

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>>12572175
Because people don't post it. I don't know.

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>>12572173
>>12572150
Stop wasting images on this faggot

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>>12572138
Just save the post number you were at once you leave, that's what I do.

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>>12572189
Is this like a full comic or just the one image, ive seen it alot of places before

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>>12572151
Phoenix of the undying boner when?

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>>12572151
Phoenix.

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>>12572189
Shame that Kloah has only done a doujin on Hasshaku-sama so far.

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>>12572192
Anon, don't you know how 'file deleted' works?

>>12572197
It's a full one on sad panda. I remember it being disappointing though.

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>>12572197
I believe he is working on one for each of them, he's go the the middle one out and its translated.

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>>12572183
I wonder what we'll do once they reach us, all the rape here no doubt will be triggering for SJW.

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>>12572200
>>12572202
Oh wow

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>>12572197
http://exhentai.org/g/724834/c07762c9aa/
>>12572203
SOON.
or at least when he gets done with Kancolle doujins

[Anonymous No.]

Would you make one hundred babies with her?

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>>12572210
They already have, and they don't like us one bit.

I remember the one SJW artist say that the Monster Girl Encyclopedia was Male Empowerment. The same thing where men are enslaved raped kidnapped and all that is 'Male Empowerment'.

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>>12572212
>Kancolle
Fucking boatsluts.

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>>12572214
Who gives a tzich about what a bunch of delusional fucktards think? Stop talking about off-topic shit, that's why based janny is deleting all these pointless posts. Talk about monstergirls in the monstergirl thread.

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>>12572190
Then how do you know it's colored if people don't post it?

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>>12572205
>Anon, don't you know how 'file deleted' works?
I know how "I forgot" and "I thought it was 30 minutes" does

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>>12572221
Because I requested the image to be made and saw it colored. I have it on one of my hardrives, if I look hard enough I could find it.

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>>12572213
I kinda wish Hroz would stop using the same shota over and over.

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>>12572228
I think he's not a shota. She's just very big.

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>>12572220
Calm down anon, we're just having a laugh at what the tumblrites think of us. Why don't you take it easy, or are we entering 'Posting Standards' territory?

>>12572228
What other shota would you want him to use? A blond one?

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>>12572225
Prove it

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>>12572233
Give me a while, though I have somewhere to be in a half hour so if i don't find it before then it'll be even longer. I'll posting before this thread gets to 1000 posts though. Probably.

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>>12572231
Just give the nigga a different hairstyle for all I care.

I can't self-insert into the same fellow twice.

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BULLYING

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>>12572231
>we're just having a laugh at what the tumblrites think of us
Don't. You're above this.

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>>12572242
CRYING

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>>12572115
>Vampire
>Sucking dick
>With her fangs
I know this'd probably be awful, but I've still fantasized about it.

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>>12572236
So.
You're lying about it being done.

[Anonymous No.]

Weren't we going to post shy, innocent and pure Charon-chan?

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>>12572253
>I'll go look for it means I don't have it
I'm giving you the colored version of an image you want the colored version of. Don't be an asshole.

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>>12572254
Give it a while.

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>>12572254
surely you jest

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>>12572242
>>12572246
Would bully to see these reactions

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>>12572243
>Anyone on 4chan and specifically this thread
>Above anything

Don't make me laugh anon. Everyone here is nothing more than a lowly dog. And dogs exist as nothing but to serve their masters. Now serve you dog in human clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose your Kaiju.

[Anonymous No.]

it's 2014 and I still too lazy to get set up to bypass the sad panda

Meh, when that day comes many a fap will be had

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>>12572268
Gamera.

[Anonymous No.]

someone asked me last thread who the girl with the remote was, it's a series of commercials from the MG universe, it started with an ad for the reverse scale, so it can either be a ryu woman, or yer mg gf

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>>12572213
That's like 10 tens of dragon babies!

You know how much milk that would take?

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>>12572254
We have more Charon raping to doactually.

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>>12572266
>Fanart of Satsuki dressed like an Anubis when?

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>>12572259
>thighigh stockings

You really expect that to go unbullied by dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572279
I don't get what the deal with. She's just a human girl with long hair. Why are you dudes so obsessed with raping her?

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>>12572279

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>>12572279
Awful. Simply awful.

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>>12572266
Serve who? I live free!

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>>12572253
There's two versions like I thought. One by the artist and the other by some guy who made the colors better. This is the one by the artist.

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>>12572213
Making one hundred babies? Sure.
Helping taking care of one hundred babies? Not so much.

Depends on how well the monster babies can handle stuff by themselves.

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>>12572257
I've got you covered Anon
The coloured one you're talking about is the pre-cleaned version. The super smooth laundry fresh clean version hasn't been coloured yet

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>>12572268
We did this before and my answer remains resolute:
GHIDORAH!

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>>12572292
>>12572294
And there's the improved colors version. Thanks anon.

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>>12572285
>The more pure something is, the better it feels to corrupt it.

For m, it's the braid and those toeless shoes. Clothed sex is one of my many fetishes

>>12572288
Hey! Rape goes both ways!

>>12572290
Why? You can do her tenderly if you like.

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>>12572296
You're welcome

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>>12572271
Ryu as remote girl is better anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572291
>Human Boys think they're 'free'

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>>12572300
>the better it feels to corrupt it
So go fap to a succubus. How is she even pure? she lets every man cross her delta for a single coin. Where did this even start?

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Reminder to NEVER milk your holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572279
>>12572300
Why do you need to corrupt everything, for fucks sake.

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>>12572310
>Not milking your Holstaurus
This is bad comedy

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>>12572310
>People like this actually exist.
Hathor damn you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572310
B-but muh milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572308
Try something lizarda!

>>12572309
Waifuing is a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572313
Because we can. Where did all you normal come from??

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>>12572310
you fool, you'll doom us all

[Anonymous No.]

About 12 Beast.
Any news of chapter 10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572310
Worry not, theres not a chance of me milking holstauri ;_;

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>>12572323
>He doesn't want to rape everything that moves, better call him normal
Go fuck yourself.

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>>12572300
>Why? You can do her tenderly if you like.
And so I shall, for we each have a Charon-chan in our own heads.

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>>12572310
How are we supposed to live without the sweetest and healthiest milk that ever existed?

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>>12572277
Given her size, I think she will give enough milk.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

http://archive.moe/jp/thread/12563194/#12568916

>You need to choose a band of bros to enlist on your journey that will aid in your endeavors against monster girls.
>Pick the three you like the most.
>Randomized selection
>http://strawpoll.me/2738714

Continuing this to make sure everyone who wanted to vote, does so.

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>>12572329
Why would I? I have Charon and your waifu for that.

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>>12572294
>>12572292
Ah, I thought the cleaned art was colored. My mistake, thank you though.

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>>12572268
Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah, Biollante or Kumonga.
I'm trying to imagine how King Ghidorah would work though.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12572326
It's out, 11 eventually.

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>>12572343
Like Yamatano Orochi probably, each head with its own mood. Left head Dandere, Right is deredere and center is YANDERE.

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>>12572310
>never milk holstaurus
>build a giant maze
>release her and yourself in to the maze
>feel the excitement and exhilaration as you attempt to escape your inevitable rape

Are Minotaurs just holstarus who was left un milked for too long?

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>>12572344
Do you know if the translation is being done Hound?

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>>12572338
>Fucking Shiki
>Fucking Tylor
>GODDAMN MOTHAFUCKIN' SPEEDWAGON

Also, poor Lancer. Always poor Lancer.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's see how diverse /mgg/ is, location wise, and see if location affects your waifu. Post your location and favorite Monster Girl

South representing, Dragon Master Race. With Dragons on our side the South shall rise again.

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>>12572326
That dress looks like it's made out of cardboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572338
>I didn't realise the vampire hunter was a girl
Fuck. That totally changes things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572338
>Not chosing female JOJO
You'd think we were still on /a/ with all this SHIT TASTE going around

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
West Coast.

Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571983
It's in the works. And by that, I mean it's on a backlog. Someone else should get to it before I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
No you won't.

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>>12572359
Good. It will melt in the water and make the tentacle rape easier.

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>>12572358
South also,I prefer a Miia,a Cerea,or a Rachnera.Suu is a wild card.

If I married Cerea,she would need a car wash to bathe in,because my house will not smell like a fucking barn.

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>>12572338
Didn't realise the space samurai was a girl either, double fuck. I pictured it as some greasy spaniard in a loose-fitting v neck which showed 90% of his chest, who used a rapier as a samurai sword and threw those flaminco shakers at people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572351
Holstaurus are a sub race of minotaurus, made by selective breeding if I remember right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Canada, hill plains east of the Rockies.
So we've got mostly normal stuff. Maybe more unique, mountain-dwelling species who fly out east for a change of scenery?

None of my favorites are really affected by location though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572365
Ohio, Spidergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572351
Holstaurus come from Minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572282
Hopefully never. Kill la kill was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572368
>Ask Steela to cast a hypnosis spell on all the grills
>Have 3some with Aero and jawea
>facefuck Asterio using the horns for leverage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Carribean. Dark Priest, Thunderbird, Oomukade, Dark Valkyrie and Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Rockies

Succubutts, slime, and jinko

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED HOLSTAURUS STORIES
STORIES FEATURING A HOLSTAURUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572269
You're kidding, right? All you need is an Ehentai account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
England, in a little town just south of London.
Favourite monstergirl is the werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572269
I'm the same.

>>12572385
Why go through the trouble when there are hundreds of thousands of sites anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572338
>/mgg/ has never watched a Gundam series before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572389
Why go to the trouble of going to thousands of sites when you only need to go on one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Seattle, Washington. I like Oni, Minotaurs, Jinkos, Werewolves, and Kitsune. I honestly like just about every monstergirl except Ropers, Matangos, and Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572390
It's difficult for me to get into a series sometimes.
Is Build Fighters any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Australia. Rusalkas, werewolves and wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Ohio, a town near were Butter Jesus once was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572351
Holsts are a branch of minotaurs who decided to be docile towards humans. Come on it's in thier bio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572395
It's enjoyable, but you're going to get a lot of mixed reviews and opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

The slime core, and the elusive reverse scale. Both mysterious and sexy things
Gazer Gamer regrets ever playing Other M whie her boyfriend was around
Update to Vengeance
Still bullying alps. With the dick
/mgt/ goes to prison
Monkey girls can give handjobs with their feet
Christmas Cakes are a miracle of the universe
Teacher Anon frowns some more
Monstergirls teach classes
Anon becomes mindbroken by Manticore
Philosophical debates about domming and subbing
Noble red and gold dragon girls
The Blood Moon happens. Did anyone get their monstergirl waifs?
Perverted Anubis creates more hieroglyphics
Dark Priestess church tries to burn the wizards
New Hitomi posted on /a/
Rival werewolves squabble over who gets to rape the Anon
Anon is still mindbroken by Manticore
Monstergirls in space, and stuff
/mgt/ talks about who to raise an owl
Charon-chan is still being bullied and abused
Moth-chan censoring her own TZICHING swearwords

New idea. You know how these threads have so many unfulfilled ideas? I want to take note of them, and put them all in a pastebin for easy reference. An example of some recently suggested unfulfilled ideas would be:
>Anubis MILF playing with LEGO
>Shrine maiden Holstaurus
>Hathor filling milk bottles
>baby making with Hathor and an initiate Holstaurus
So reply with unfulfilled ideas for anybody to take a look at, and see if they want to take them anywhere. Preferably ideas which have been recurring, or desired by a handful of Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
North East. Crow Tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358

Northern Virginia, Wight.

Shit ton of Tanukis, Lamia, and Merrow around though. As well as the occasional Cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Canadia. In the Yukon
Although I like scales, they'd probably die up here. So Minotaur, Holstaurus, or Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572395
Do you like sexy mecha designs?
Do you like seeing overused finishers?
Do you like Japanese kid shows?
Although you likely won't know what MS are present, you might like the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572392
Because not every doujin in is one site? Especially with the Wani purge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Spain.
Werewolves, Shirohebis, Echidnas, Vampires and Rusalkas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
City of Angels reporting.
Apophis
Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Washington State, USA. Dragon master race.
But leave the West out of that shit pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572377
Perhaps. But Satsuki was fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572405
Thank you for your service Recap Anon.

Story of a Jinko whose mother was killed by an oni for her pelt when she was a child. Years later, same jinko has to rescue her husband from the same oni that killed her mother. Bloody battle for love and honor ensues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572405
I looked up trapdoor spiders and the possibilities for them are boundless

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12572390
Gundam Seed Destiny and Gundam 00 season 2 did happen, anon.

Never in all my years would I have imagined they would make a series of characters even worse than Quess Paraya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572417
>since the Wani purge.
Speaking of, do you know of any sites with some of those that were banned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572395
Build Fighters is fantastic. If you're a fan of Gundam anyway. It's filled to the brim with references to the previous series, so I'm not sure how entirely enjoyable it would be to someone who wouldn't get the numerous bits of meta-series fanservice.

The new series, Try, is also great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572405

Danke danke, Recapbro.

As for an unfullfilled idea...

>Moth-chan censoring her own TZICHING swearwords
>She goes from shy and meek to assertive and upbeat whenever she gets too excited
>A picture of an overly happy Moth-chan glomping Screaming Mothbro from behind while spewing out random swear Tzibberish, scaring the shit out of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572432

>Mr. Ral

I literally had a fucking giggle for the longest time.

Such a glorious reference character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572405
Thanks again, RecapAnon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572429
00 S2 isn't THAT bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572415
Also, Unicorn might act as a good gateway into UC.

Don't worry, I'll delete the images soon.
>>12572429
00 Season 2 wasn't awful, my second favorite Gundam was in it.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12572353
After 9, no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just marathoned the manticore and chesire truckerbstory

The ending was rushed but that was a good read. I crave tail pussy and smug cat asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572431
You wouldn't happen to be looking for more sites to purge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572429
I only ever played Dynasty Warriors Gundam, and even from that I could gather that Quess was indeed a fucking bitch.

Maybe she should've been the prostitute in India instead of Lalah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572415
>>12572441
>You cannot delete posts this often
Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572439
It could've been better.

Way better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572364

I'm tempted to try, but I don't want to take it from someone who already has it in the works also I'm a shitty writer anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572445
No, I'm just frustrated. For reasons that will go unmentioned, because this isn't my blog, I was unable to download any porn over the summer, and I found a bunch of really good doujins/mangas, and now I can't get at them. It's driving me crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572405
Thanks, RecapAnon.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Paladins are ISIS-tier savages and durkas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572456
succuslut GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572456
What about guys who don't want a lot to do with monsters?

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12572448
Watch Char's Counterattack if you want to see the worst two characters in Gundam in action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572437
Kinda sucks that Ebara is hospitalized and inevitably going to, well y'know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572456
Paladins are a necessity, when they were absent, stuff happened. Bad stuff. Oh, and you're confusing paladins with inquisitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572463
Fucking Hathaway.
Why the fuck does he get one of the most broken machines ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572365
Liberal yankee please. We have farms, the willpower, sweet tea, and guns. Our power can only grow, and one day while California does something retarded we shall secede and the confederacy will become the next superpower.

Imagine if you will a world where Monster Girls are real. Their inclusion has a drastic impact on the global economy. People wonder what to do with such perverse and powerful creatures. Detroit decides to welcome them with open arms, and quickly falls due to lack of assimilation. Those against Monster Girls mockingly refer to it as 'Monster Girl City'. The rest of the world puts up strict discriminatory laws against Monster Girls. They are forced to live under oppression, in MGC, or, in the worst cases, go feral and live against the law and society.

Meanwhile, the South, having seceded from the US and granted the states more power in their lawmaking, sees the opportunity Monster Girls can have on the economy. And so, through hours of planning and debate, Monster Girls are slowly allowed in. First only those willing to convert to Christianity are allowed, as to acclimate the public and introduce them to kind Monster Girls who are willing to be Christian. Later they extend their rights, slowly but surely so both people and monster girls can adjust themselves to society at large. Eventually, both live free and equal under the law, society has adjusted, and cultural norms are shifted but peace has been kept.

With just a decade of work, the South has become the first and only place to successfully acclimate Monster Girls into society and grant them equal rights. Able to use Monster Girls to their advantage (Since when is having extremely strong capable of super powers workforce not a benefit), they revolutionize several industries. The South soon becomes a powerful and proud, yet humble superpower in the world.

That's how it would all go down if Monster Girls were real and The South was able to secede.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW having dreams about Tsundere CC Medusa Onee-san
>TFW having dreams about Safari-Woman Jinko and Slav Jinko

What the fuck are you faggots putting into my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572454
Pururin and Hbrowse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572463
No thanks. I've seen the action in the game. Fucking Hathaway killing Amuro's girl. And then he fucking gets to go on living the good life after that.

Clearly Bright should've raised him better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572471

>What the fuck are you faggots putting into my head

What you came here for, I supposed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572470
If it helps you sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
outside of Osaka, own a little shrine

Fox Woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572468
>broken machines ever
The Xi is probably weaker than the Hi-nu and Crystal Unicorn Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572462
That's fine, just don't massacre them and people who do in the name of preserving muh justice muh christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572470
>South first to welcome new species
>MGs converting to Christianity, even as a ruse
>Powerful and proud, yet humble superpower

Top Kek/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572476
And I'm not a liberal.
>>12572472
They got to Pururin, I know, but I will check Hbrowse. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Texas. Holstaurus. Best state and best girl. If I remember correctly there's like 30 Texasbros in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572478
Hi-Nu I doubt.
Crystal Unicorn, maybe. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
>>12572470
>Miia with a Dixie Accent
I could go for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572384
Give me a few months. I have other work that needs done at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Today was an exciting day with my Manticore mistress!

While cooking breakfast for her before she went to work, I dropped a sausage link on the floor. When I went to pick it up, there was a sharp slap on my ass that jolted me forward and her other paw reached around to grab me - I was in a naked apron, after all.

She told me she'd much rather have me, and got in a quickie with her tail while I fed her. I was very careful not to get anything on her business suit, and she rewarded me by letting me cum in just a few minutes.

The rest of the day was pretty boring, but to my surprise she came home early! Work had been pretty stressful, so she decided to cut out early and brought one of her coworkers with - a tall, scary-looking Jinko.

I was more than happy to be their stress relief, letting them smack me and claw me. The Jinko really loved making me eat her ass, raking her claws across my taint while mistress squeezed me in her tail. I think they made out a little, but that's okay - mistress is hard to satisfy. I'll just have to do better next time!

But the best part is after they were done with me is that Mistress put on one of her favorite little black dresses and lead me out into town. Of course I wore my crotchless pants and a collar, being lead around with her tail firmly clamped to my cock, sucking and milking all the while.

It's kind of embarassing, but no one dares to say anything to me or mistress! She's very strong and protective of me. A lizardgirl tried to steal me away from her, saying I was being abused, but mistress knocked her out with a single punch.

We ate at a nice restaurant and again I fed mistress, but she returned the gesture and fed me, too! She's got a bit of temper and swatted me with her tail when I dropped a bit of steak, but otherwise she was very happy!

Tomorrow she said we're going to the forest for some special fun with her sisters. I can't wait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572269
http://proxyof.com/exhentai-org-proxy-and-sad-panda-bypass/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572470
IF, you were able to secede, pretty big if.

>Guns
So does everyone else.
>We will use them to our advantage
Same, although tis is a pretty big assumption.
>Assimilation of values and faith
Monstergirls have both of those, and very radically opposed to Christian values, on top of a living god, the monster lord. Also, implying there won't be civil war once monstergirls start kidnapping men.

You type well, but there are big honking flaws in your plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572470
>The south accomplishing anything
>The south welcoming new anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572494
>crotchless pants

Fucking Frank, what did i tell you about manticores!

[Anonymous No.]

Missouri
Lotsa holtasarus here, but i like my fox woman Girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572405
What about when we talked about our childhoods and our favorite movies from then. Also we need /fit/ anon and his angry minotaur family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572500
Yeah my left shit key is STILL broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572494
What will you do when she brings home a better toy than you? How will you feel when she trades you out to that Jinko for that promotion? Has she ever moaned some one else's name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572494
Fucking Tail pussy so is so perfect I want to be milked by it while she hovers over me with a smugly smile that has hints love and care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572494
For the love of god, someone put this poor fuck out of his misery. I'm not even calling heresy, this is just plain sad.

[Anonymous No.]

finished it

[Anonymous No.]

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<She changes the channel again>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572500
>>12572506
Anon you shouldn't be browsing the internet while drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572516
Adorable. I want to play with her ears while she sits on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572516
Good work anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572517
>not wanting a mature woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572516
Whoever did this should do on of several other monster girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572516
Cute as fuck. Nice work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572517
Adul Monster WHAT MORE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572523
I want to make her chuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572518
Well, I am taking a short break, got a really bad case of writer block, sort of wrote myself into a corner on chapter 6,and to top it all off, I still have not decided between Wyvern or Ryu, but think it will be Ryu, as I am looking to make her a sophisticated Dragon woman, a red/gold Ryu at that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572494
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572523
>Frosted Rapes
I want to cuddle with her so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

You turn the corner and see a fellow anon getting mouth raped by futa cat.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572508
She brings home toys to play with all the time! Or rather, they play with me. Mistress is very sharing; very kind. Mistress doesn't moan, she growls - and sometimes very often!

>>12572511
I'm glad you agree!

>>12572514
Misery? I'm not miserable at all. Since Mistress took me on our first date (without me knowing, of course) I've been very happy.

>>12572533
Sounds like you need a manticore in your life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572537
Applaud his good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572537
Ignore it.
Like other people should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572537
Fuck off Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572537
Wake up and shitpost about it on /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572537

Occupy his back while his front is busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572523
Frosted Rapes

No thanks, I rather not ha chunks of my flesh ripped off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572537
Push him away and suck her dry. Then, when she's nearly passed out from the pleasure I fuck her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572537
The only woman allowed to grape me in the mouth is my Apophis queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572538
Okay, you can't be saved.

Both the manticore and you need to be purged, I'm sorry anon, you seemed like a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572537
Report and Ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572538
>She brings home toys to play with all the time! Or rather, they play with me. Mistress is very sharing; very kind. Mistress doesn't moan, she growls - and sometimes very often!
>Avoiding the question.
Answer me, what will you do when she brings home a toy that she likes better than you? Has she ever 'growled' another man's name during sex? How will you feel when she trades you out to another mistress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572476
>>12572482
Knowing that one day in the future my children will live in a free south where cotton flies and tobacco is smoked let's me sleep like a baby.

>>12572481
Sometimes one must put aside their natural justified urges of xenophobia for the greater good. And again, in a world where everyone wanted to behead you and there was a place that at least offered safety provided you convert to their loving and logical God, wouldn't you take a chance, even if you didn't care for him? And that'd just be the initial push, once waters warmed to Monster Girls we could be more lenient on Monster Girl rights.

And there is nothing kekworthy about the South being proud, powerful and humble. It already is that, in a way.

>>12572491
Dixie accents improve 90% of all Monster Girls. Cajun also works too.

>>12572496
Not if, but when.
The way Northern states are heading, not everyone will. I'll accept it's an assumption, but if the South was newly seceded we'd want to take any advantage we could get. And again, when oppression is there and in a modern world, you take what you can get. Laws would be strict in the beginning, and Monster Girls would find that they'd need to assimilate to southern society if they wish to get D. Plus, the South is a perfect climate for Monster Girls. Warm but not too warm. Reptilian Monster Girls would thrive, and there are very few Monster Girls who need cold weather.

Those that need cold weather can go to Alaska. It's like the South, but in the North. It's an honorary southern state that's allowed a place in our confederacy if it wants.

>Implying the Demon Lord would be able to get off her husband's cock for two minutes to deal with mortal affairs

>>12572498
Never underestimate the South.

Though since so many people here doubt the South, I'd like to know how your region would react to Monster Girls and how they'd deal with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572532
I wonder if I could get .less to draw her up?
How often is he around anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to impregnate and marry Ra, and there is no one who can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2744364

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572555
He lurks pretty consistently.

You could always try just messaging his dA.

[Anonymous No.]

did someone say Hathor/ Ra or Ammy??

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572551
>report
>ignore
this is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572548
This anon knows what's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572559
sorry, what is dA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572560
I want to cuddle that Ammy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572560
>No Set
For shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572548
My brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572554
>Dixie accents improve 90% of all Monster Girls. Cajun also works too.

>Lamia
>Dragon
>Succubus
>Alraune
>Holstaurus
>Mermaid
>Centaur
>Vampire
Holy shit, Anon, you're right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572115
Did anon get his dick ripped off!!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572565
deviantArt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571954
That game could have been good,but the succubus artwork sucked. Her tits look like saggy milkbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572566
everyone wants to cuddle one of those 3 women

Am I the only one who hears Hathor saying something like "Aw come on!, You always get the guys, let me have him!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572494
If you intend to write more stuff like this, not that I mind, can you put it on your Pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572572
>Dixie or Cajun Accent
>Lamia
No.
>Dragon
No.
>Succubus
Yes.
>Alraune
Yes.
>Holstaur
Yes.
>Mermaid
Maybe.
>Centaur
Maybe.
>Vampire
...maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572538
>Being this delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572558
>no boy pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572579
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572516
Needs to be brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572558
>http://strawpoll.me/2744364
I had difficulty choosing between horse and lizard...

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kitsune to give me a back massage with her tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572567
>Set's siblings are Osiris, Isis, and Nephthys. He married Nephthys and fathered Anubis; and in some accounts he had relationships with other goddesses: Hathor, Neith and the foreign goddesses Anat, and Astarte

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572581
That's what tomboys are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572584
good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572579
You wouldn't a Cajun Lamia down by the bayou?

You wouldn't a Dixie Dragon who visibly spits fire when she yells or gets angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572574
That retched and perverse site where 94% of the art is poorly done crap drawn out on lined notebook paper, and the remaining 6% is stolen artwork?
Pfft , I'll stick to my Pixiv account

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572554
She got off of it long enough to fuck up the chief god.

>monsters worshipping a human on a stick

KEK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572579
>Lamia and Dragon
>List as bad for Southern Accents

shitniggawhatareyoudoing.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572456

As proven by this thread:

>>>/tg/35400001

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572567
But Set is a bad guy, in the revised myths at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572572
>Vampire
No. German / East european accent or nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572338
>Second place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572560
>>12572567
>>12572588
We need a picture of Hathor going crazy as Sekhmet, looking like pic related.
http://i.imgur.com/kvD0WkM.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572589
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572558
>Can only pick one

Shit poll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572583
too much browner and it looks weird...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572593
Honestly, all art sites are the same.
Full up with shit, but still having good stuff if you put in the effort to look. dA, HF, pixiv, all the same.

Best method is to find artists that you like, and just check their updates, rather than browsing in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572596
link to a specific post I'm not reading all that shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6-E7KamGA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572601
.less drew this, not me, please do not get us mixed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572609
I know.
Still...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572592
>Cajun Lamia down by the bayou
Okay maaaaaybe...

>Dixie Dragon who visibly spits fire when she yells or gets angry
Okay, that is cute, but I'm really not much of a fan of the accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572609
see the difference in style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572604
>harem
no anon u are the shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572592
(different guy)
I would, I just don't think it fits them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572596
SIDF please go.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon Suitors Version 1.2

Notes:
-Realm of the Faerie Dragon DLC released.
-Faerie Dragon added.
-Faerie Dragon's Enchanted Forest added.
-Long awaited nerf for Gold Dragons.
-Blue Dragons are now smug.
-Green Dragons buffed.

http://pastebin.com/bBDUirii

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
I live on a mountain. Close to high desert but a few hours drive.

Manticore and kitsunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572618

PIDF plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572614
Learn to read sperg, we're talking pussy preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572605
Niiice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572618
>allahu akbar your opinions are not halal
Remove Palashits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572547
Just keep her with a steady supply of beef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572614
Harems are good, and you type like a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358

Alberta, Canada.

Favourite is a tie between Dullahan, Dragon, and Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572620
Undead Dragon mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572620
>http://pastebin.com/bBDUirii
Well, Blue Dragons sound pretty ni-
>Read Undead Dragon Entry
Undead Dragon Undead Dragon Undead Dragon UNDEAD DRAGON I'MMA MARRY AN UNDEAD DRAGON PRINCESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572627
Don't you have some heels to suck?

>>12572628
I don't think it'll make any difference to her in her lust crazed state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
British Columbia, Canada.

Oni, Inari, Charon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572631
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

So lets say you want to get...close with your monster gf but arent ready to make the leap into full incubus territory just yet, are there any preventative measures that can be taken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572620
Undead dragon easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572640

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572636
>>12572637
>>12572642
Hmm, I guess the whole eternal life thing makes Undead Dragon OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572638
Drug her like they do the big tigers.

I bet she'd go sub and girly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Brazil.
Favourites are jinko, ryu and holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572647
That's pretty rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572651
>brazilian hols
>bigger ass
>great hips
>caramel skin

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>>12572654
Damn, nice pic.
Into the folder it goes.

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>>12572578
Why don't you record it, anon?

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>>12572358
East Coast USA
How do you people pick one waifu? How do you even narrow down the species? I have like 20 species and 50 specific characters that I'm infatuated with. I don't even like harems either

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>>12572647
It's nice, but what got me was actually
>She's shy, but is far from cowardly, simply preferring to study Necromancy than be involved with politics.
>She lives in a terrifying haunted castle that overlooks a small, oppressed village somewhere in the countryside. Sex with her tends to be quite kinky, as being around for so long has made her bored of vanilla sex. She and her family commands a vast undead army. Complete with skeletons, zombies, vampires, liches... etc.
Being immortal and getting to enjoy all that for the rest of eternity is just the cherry ontop.

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>>12572358
Atlanta, Georgia. Slimes are my favorite but Suu is my waifu. She's just so adorable and yet sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead dragon, That's some dangerous territory there Anon. Think about it, First f all shes essentially Immortal til her flesh rots away, at this point she becomes a full on skeleton, she will eventually begin to resent you for being alive, and what you need to do to keep her flesh intact is seriously something you want be involved with, trust me, the legend of this is not a pretty one

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>>12572660
I suppose.

It's not like I do that in the first place.

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>>12572645
Well okay then.

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>>12572523

>You will never be adopted and raised by a Huntress Jinko
>She will never teach you the proper means for tracking and subduing prey, and various hunting methods over the years
>She will never become agitated at a Kikimora maid's innocent pondering if her mistress' little Anon has ever had a girlfriend
>Your adopted mother will never bring you into the Grand Hall, and undress, telling you she's going to show you the way to adulthood whether you like it or not
>The Kikimora Maids will never cut off the power, the Jinko's golden eyes the last things you see
>You will never hear her whisper "The hunt is on" before you make a mad dash in order to try and escape
>You will never spend the next week on the grounds of the estates hunting wildlife to sustain yourself, using mud and other means to mask your scent
>You will never hurriedly go into an abandoned Kitsune hovel and sigh to yourself, muttering "The fox has gone to ground..."
>Only to feel a colossal striped paw tap claws on your neck as it goes up, her hot breath in your ear as she whispers "So release the hounds"
>You will never be tenderly raped by your Jinko mother underground, no hand holding, much chuffing

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>>12572664
Well I guess Halloween is getting close, so everyone's going with spooky.

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>>12572654
>impressive gap
What ga--
...Dammit, ruined.

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>>12572667
Her flesh will never rot away because lovemaking and DEMONIC ENERGY.

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>>12572649
Eh, that works. To bad I don't like frosted rapes, she's too big. Also, multi titties.

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>>12572667
>Has an army which includes Liches
>Liches, undead master mages
>Implying the ability to keep an undead's appearance static and unrotted is not the least of their abilities

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>>12572677
>not wanting the trikini.

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>>12572673
I just like shy girls.
And the small, oppressed village sounds amusing.

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>>12572679

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>>12572577
Nope. I heard it to.

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>>12572662
Man there's only like 10 or less monster girl species I don't like but I still have my favorite race. And there's very few girls from other sources I don't like but against I have a favorite.

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>>12572684
Oh how I would love to be a Lich. And marry an undead dragon princess.

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>>12572672
This is my fetish.

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>>12572620
I like blue, but she sounds to machiavelian and might betray me if it suits her. old sounds nice, but having a disloyal army will ruin any kingdom. Red it is. MIndblowing dragon sex.

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>>12572692
Everyday you get to wake up to a view overlooking a desolate, lifeless land. To the tune of solemn bell tones, mournful wails and a kickass harpsichord solo.

(Playing) God Tier.

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>>12572656
And it's damn hot here right now.

>>12572672
Jinko or Frosted Rapes, both are pure love and rape.
http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#0

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>>12572647
Nigga everything about her is good; shy girl and kinky sex, necromancy and undead army. Plus immortality, of course.

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>>12572689
My favorite race or favorite character usually depends on what I've last read or am reading. I don't forget about the other favorites but I give my energy to the one that I'm currently into. When I'm not reading anything I bring others back. How do you just pick one and say this is my favorite 5ever?

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>>12572692
Everyday you get to wake up to a view overlooking a desolate, lifeless land. To the tune of solemn bell tones, mournful wails and a kickass harpsichord solo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lQTbRY2xWY

(Playing) God Tier.

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>>12572620
Still Red Dragon here.

Pls nerf Undead Dragons, it's difficult to kill her army when all my unit's AI refuse to attack them since they think they're already dead, and they end up killing my units. Is this a glitch or intentional? This isn't helped by the fact everyone fucking picks Undead online. Please nerf or buff the rest of the races.

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>>12572672
>No handholding

Bueno

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>>12572684
>>12572692
Liches get bitches. http://i.imgur.com/jkI4A90.png

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>>12572698
http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#7
>Well... it ain't gonna lick itself.

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>>12572697
Well, although desolate and lifeless would match the theme, I'd like some place by the sea. At least visible on the horizon. Also a forest. A vibrant, lush forest Where I can grow all manner of demonic and twisted plant life created in different experiments. Along with keep a nice garden, for supplies to be used in alchemy.

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>>12572709
>>12572701

Very nice, adding in the music.

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>>12572662
You wait until one of the Dating Service anons give you one that fulfills all your fantasies, even the ones you didn't know you had.

That's how you get her Anon.

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>>12572695

Fearboners or Jinkos?

>>12572705

Hand holding doesn't come until much later in the relationship, when it goes from rape to her musing about the way things are in a black silken negligee, chuffing softly when she feels your hand slip under the fabric and tweak her nipple and you plant kisses on her neck.

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>>12572711
I remember signing up for one of those.

He stopped when my profile was 3 down the wait list.

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>>12572701
>>12572709
>>12572710
What do you guys think an Undead Kingdom looks like?
>>12572713
Both, and /ss/+yandere monstergirls.

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>>12572711
Is that even alive

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>>12572620
Undead or Faerie master race

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>>12572717
Basically any Necropolis town from the Heroes of Might and Magic series.

Think a graveyard the size of a city. With towering crypts and endless rows of gravestones with decaying leaves and grass. Dead trees and a darkened sky.

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>>12572713

Just imagine it men.

Jinko-Mom knows it's a Red Moon, and is trying to control herself by schlicking on a hard surface, barely noticing you sticking your glans up to her entrance and thrusting in with your rock hard member until the waves of pleasure wrack her harder.

Then she just turns around, kiss-bites you and topples you over before she destroys your pelvis.

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>>12572717
Like that.

And it is magnificent.
At night. I worry how it might look during the day. But then, all-power Liches around, have 'em whip up a glamor or something.
Or I could just, y'know, sleep during the day.

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>>12572717
scotland

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>>12572516
Shoshannah?

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>>12572717
>>12572722
>>12572725
Alternatively, an underground Crypt-City, like the Vampire City in Seraph of the End.

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>>12572722
>Heroes of Might and Magic

Speaking of, my first foray into the series was V and I thought it was a bit repetitive and shit. Can you recommend me a different version?

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>>12572537
Get him out of the way and get on my knees then take one for the team.

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>>12572725
>He can't make a barrier to keep the sun out
>cackling skeletons

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>>12572733
H E R O
E
R
O

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>>12572550
What are you, a paladin?

You see a loving couple and impose your ideals onto them. They disagree? They must be killed.

For shame.

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>>12572732
V with the expansions plays much better, but it's still the same turn-based strategy combat.

Also if you were playing the campaigns for V, the first campaign with Haven plays out really slowly, it kind of acts as a tutorial, so it can be dull. The Inferno campaign is where it starts to kick off.

If that still doesn't work for you, Heroes III complete is good. If you still find it boring it just might not be for you.

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>>12572722
There's also Undead MGs partying with their husbandos.
>>12572725
Undead Kingdoms don't have a daytime.
>>12572731
That sounds cool, but I suppose the resident MGs options are limited when it comes to finding and abducting husbands.

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>>12572737
That'd work too, just wasn't the first thought I had.

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>>12572692
I would very much like to be a humble necromancer, wandering from town to town exhuming corpses of the prettiest women and selecting only the best body parts for my undead daughterus and sewing them together will all love and care.

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>>12572745

Thanks mate, I'll give it another chance.

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>>12572746
I imagine tourists come to visit Undead cities. A Human adventurer might stop for the night at a mausoleum converted into an inn. Where Zombie Girl tavern wenches serve you things like bat wing stew or a bowl of eyeballs, before washing it down with a flagon of blood. Spooky shit like that.

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>>12572700
Anon you don't pick your waifu, your waifu picks you. But really you either just sort of feel it or you focus on them 100%. I've loved Holstaurus ever since I read their profile, something just clicked with them for me. You just gotta choose or have it chosen for you, I can't really explain it.

[Anonymous No.]

I've drank nearly all my gallon of farm fresh milk.

Praise Hathor.

She comes to us in both white and chocolate to please her subjects.

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Who is your monster girl wafiu going to dress up as for Halloween?

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>>12572763

Sexy Hitler

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>>12572558
>>12572762
PRAISE

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>>12572762
Praise Hathor. She is the god we need.
>>12572763
A minotaur I guess. I want to see a Holstaurus dressing up as a minotaur, like that suggestion last thread of a Holstaurus wearing a salamander's armor and being all embarrassed while trying to hold the heavy sword and cover herself up.

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>>12572756
Don't you mean things like...
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts?

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>>12572700
>Literally describing himself as flavor-of-the-month fag
Hah.
But seriously, what >>12572758 says. There'll be a time when you reflect back on "Favorites", and find one that just consistently sticks out. And that's when you know.

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>>12572770
A holst could handle a sword
>inb4 meat sword
But they're generally pretty docile. I like to think of holsts as strong but not quite minotaur stronk

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>>12572744
You ever stop to think people don't want to hear about this freak's sex life?

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>>12572756
What happens to derelict, orphan shotas that wander into an Undead Kingdom?

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>>12572769

>Feline Pussy 6th

Aren't foxes canine?

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>>12572789
Yes

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>>12572772
>flavor of the month
that's not what I'm saying, I'm saying I grow attached to whatever I'm reading

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>>12572789
yea I forgot fox pussy sorry

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>>12572789
Yes, which means they're capable of milking you to an orgasm even without any thrusting.

So a kitsune could just straddle you, kissing you and cuddling with fluffy tails all while making you cum over and over.

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>>12572784
They wind up in a MILF-y Vampire's bedchambers.

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>>12572801
If they're lucky. Otherwise they're dragged into forgotten crypts by Ghoul Girls with voracious sexual appetites.

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>>12572777
Did we ever get that drawing of Holstaurus in Salamander armor?

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Dear Hathor worshippers,

Look at this webm
Good day.

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>>12572789
Dat Ran.

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>>12572798
Truly the best monster girl.

Too tired because of work? don't worry, your fox waifu will milk you dry with out you having to move a muscle!

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>>12572810

So, somebody wasted chocolate milk for some reason.

Alright.

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>>12572801
>MILF-y
Doesn't that make technically make them Christmas Cakes?

Although Vampires probably have the advantage waiting a little longer until they become Cakes

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>>12572784
A shota making it all the way to an undead kingdom, past all the blighted landscape and roving horrors must be a midget paladin.

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>>12572810
It's chocolate. Hathors is white, and it only turns to chocolate when she blesses the glass it's in.

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>>12572810
>wasting all that chocolate milk
Why didn't you give it to your Lich? Then it could have gone to use. Maybe she could have tried to genetically engineer some kind of undead chocolataurus.

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>>12572810
What did that guy accomplish by doing that?
>>12572823
Or a lone squire.

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>>12572807
>endless blowjobs
>bad
So when did you decide that you hated your penis?

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>>12572810
If this was you then you literally went out, bought a gallon of chocolate milk just so you could waste it to spite people on the internet. If its not you then its the exact same thing but a different person.

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>>12572827
>Chocolataurus
Welp this is a thing now.

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>>12572822
Everytime I see the gif I hear this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dznUMYJAj0A

[Anonymous No.]

Young Ditzy Vampire.

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>>12572795
That's basically what that is.

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>>12572836
Adult Vampire = Dance of Illusions
Young Ditzy Vampire = Thrashard in the Cave

[Anonymous No.]

>a christmas cake mg will never ride your cock

What's the point of living?

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>>12572833
Reminds me when food slimes became a thing.

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>>12572840
The fact that it might one day happen.

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I bet lamias give the best deepthroat, putting those strong jaw and throat muscles to work.

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>>12572839
>Thrashard in the Cave
It sounds so radical it's like the Young Ditzy Vampire is wearing 3D glasses.

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>>12572843
Don't forget the long tongue, coiling around your cock as it stuffs her throat, anon.

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>>12572843
I wonder if they can unhinge

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>>12572843
Yeah she could just gobble you up

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>>12572842

But will it happen to any of us?

[Anonymous No.]

How hard would you hold a Dhampir's hand during sex?

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>>12572516
Now that the Anubis is done.

Could we get a Vampire in the same pouting chibi pose?

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>>12572840
>a christmas cake dire wolf mg will never hold you up right while she is standing and riding you.

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>>12572850
We can't know.

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>>12572849

no, no no no no. please don't phrase it like that.

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>>12572851
Not too hard, that would hurt. Gently, softly, interlacing fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572850
Depends. What're your career prospects in the next 40-50 years, and salary expectations for such?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572858
Jewnuki please.

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>>12572856
What if she wanted to hold her hands down while you take her from behind?

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>>12572858

I'm more concerned about how the general public will look upon genetic engineering and the creation of monstergirls. Given that social justice has grown large enough to become an actual study, somebody's gonna have something to say against it, blah blah blah, stuff like that.

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>>12572860
What? That's the way of the world. If we ever hope to have MGs in our lives, it'll be through technological means. Whether genetic engineering, robotics, or space exploration. And in order to gain access to these things, you need to be able to pay for them.

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>>12572861
>she holds her hands down

What?

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>>12572863
There are parts of the world that support Free Science now, don't they? Havens for mad scientists and "Inhumane" experimentation?

Just move there.

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>>12572867

She is forcibly holding her hands down, and you have 10 seconds to defuse the situation and get to the bomb before it blows.

What do you do?

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>>12572863
>TFW Monster Girls will never happen in real life because SJWs

Well, there's a chance for Virtual Reality. And if not that, the After Life, Religion?

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>>12572866
I know.

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>>12572863
Implying they'll have any power left once men all over the world are cumming 20 times in 5 minutes. Implying women won't become obsolete.

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>>12572871
Cut the blue cord.

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>>12572848
So she can suck both your penis and testicles at the same time?

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>>12572867
>>12572861

What if she wanted you to hold her hands down*

I hate my stupid face.

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>>12572871
I stop moving and seize once she turns to ask why.

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>>12572878
Fuck.
Yes.

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>>12572881

Good, good. You're learning.

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>>12572879
I'm fine with that. I'd pin her hands down over her head so she could get no leverage and pull her waist in close with the other. Passionate kissing and gentle but firm thrustingg follows until orgasm.

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>>12572876
>Cut the blue cord
Jojoke's on you, the blue cord was her vena cava.

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>>12572872
They already took Oculus, why didn't you stop them when you could?

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>>12572892
She's an Undead with regenerative abilities, that'll only incapacitate her for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572292
Why on earth would you think the colors were done by the artist?

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>>12572558
http://i.imgur.com/VF6C8nY.jpg
The greatest

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing onaholes always bums me out. It's such a sad sight.

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>>12572554

>Alt. reality diverging at the American civil war.
>The Union loses.
>Doesn't purchase Alaska from the Russians.
>Possibly Balkanized afterward.
>The Great War becomes a much longer, even more gruesome affair.
>If the Brits didn't buy Alaska off the Russians, it breaks off from the mother country when the Revolution starts.
>If there is a Second World War, it's even worse without the US to check Japanese advances in the Pacific.
>Preferential trade never gets broken up, so the British Empire remains largely intact, though the Iron Curtain may now be as close as France, necessitating massive scale militarization to keep the Soviets from getting any funny ideas.
>A very different, possibly three-sided Cold War settles over the latter half of the 20th Century.

This... this could make for a decent setting.

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>>12572906
Why are tailpussies a sad sight?

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>>12572904
wait what

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572893
Because Sony doesn't care about Feminism and already made a school girl tutor simulator.

>>12572904
>Not having a Lizard-Girl onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572554
>"WHITE TIGER KINGDOM, WHITE TIGER KINGDOM!"

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>>12572915
Based Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572779
You ever think about those who do?

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>>12572913
She's wasting a perfectly good beer. If you're not saddened by that you must be some kind of deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572892
Gemini?

tfw no none will get this reference, in fucking October.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572924
Yes, abuse a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572927
I don't like beer

And what if she's just offering it to you?

Or snatching it away so you have to get near her to take it back?

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>http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
Why does it end when the potential best girl appears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572915

A dragon is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572913
>Implying that bottle isn't 80% aphrodisiacs with a couple sleeping pills thrown in for good measure

I'm on to you sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572945

Lewd scales!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572945
>Those waist muscles
Splendid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572913
>Pussy sauce in my drank
This bitch better get the fuck out before I spray her with water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572945
What happens if I put a dragon dildo in a dragon onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572953
Unending sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572945
That's one option.
I was actually thinking of the Bad-Dragon Dragon-Pussy. It looks nicer. They also have Male and Female Dragon Snouts now, apparently...

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>>12572939
No one cares if you like beer. Even if she's offering the beer to you the heat coming off of that tail pussy is surely warming that beer up. If it's a trick it's not a particularly good one. You should try to save alcohol but not to your own detriment. I would give it up as a lost cause, call her a bitch, and get a new beer.

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>>12572959

>snouts

For what purpose.

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>>12572952
>>12572960
I'd rather just drink her tail-juice than the beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572961
I'd imagine for "Face"-fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572962

Mooooooooooooot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572962
You're a man with bad priorities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572970
>>12572965
I don't like alcohol.
I always get virgin drinks whenever I go to a bar with friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572945
I kind of wanted to buy this but the only place I could find it is fucking J-List.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572974
Pfft, meant to quote >>12572968
not >>12572965

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572974

It's one thing to not drink alcohol, and another to tongue-fuck a tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, how do we fix Everyday Life with a Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572982
I know.
The latter is much better, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572978
Funny thing is I actually bought it from J-list, being my first onahole and all. It took a while, the no-tracking on J-list was shit, still worth it but i learned my lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572970
>Not taking the beer from her to free her tail as a signal of intent
>Unzip your pants
>Tail slithers over and begins to milk you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572988
Kill the lamia, marry the horse and spider, deport the dolphin, adopt the slime and bird, hold hands with lala

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572988
Remove haremshit.

Make it a cute SoL about a guy and his clingy, devoted Lamia girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572988
this is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572993
You actually own one? How is it, give us a full review, and pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572988
Make it a SoL comedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572988
>Not rachnee
Shite/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572962
Shittiest thing i've ever heard, I bet you enjoy nonalcoholic beverages like a dweeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573011

>dweeb

Woah, bro. This is a no-bully zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572988
>http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
Let Kimihito get his dick wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573013
Back the heck off nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572988
What does Smith plan on doing to her

[Anonymous No.]

where are the archives? i must be in stupid mode or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572962
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573032
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=4chan+archives

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573032
It's on moe now. Google archives moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572962
>>12572994
>>12572989
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573044
wicked case of herpes, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572988
I don't know, but now I know exactly how to bully a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

Dick Things to Do In MGC

Spiking the local Mad Hatter's tea with Prozac.
Stapling "The Joys of Chastity" all over the Church of the Fallen God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573056
Hold frozen objects for minutes and then give her a big icy hug and hold on as she squirms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573069
Or lock her outside on a cold winter night if she acts out of line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573071
That kills the snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573018

Someone needs to tell this guy to go away, otherwise we're gonna find ourselves being called dorkus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573069
How does she get revenge on you and bully you back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573081
I dunno I'm a pretty anti-bully person. Not much you can do to get a reaction out of me. I guess she could find me when I'm really getting into some music, call it shit and play nickleback. I guess that would be bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573081
Imagine orgasm denial after a six hour long sex session with a lamia. She just uncoils from you and falls asleep on the bed next to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573084
That's not denial that's torture and being a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573084
I never really understood orgasm denial. It puts me way off in a "Fuck you I'd rather fap" sort of sense. I guess my revenge for that is to pull up that laptop and blatantly masturbate to pictures of her natural enemy, harpy girls. I'd finish on her coils too because I like sulking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573087
>that's torture and being a cunt.
What do you think bullying is?

>>12573089
I like your style, kid. You've got moxy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573089
Clearly you have not learned the wonders and joy of edging.

>>12573084
That said, six hours of edging and then just leaving you unable to do anything is horrific. That'd leave your balls so blue, they'd suffocate and fall off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573094
If she's your waifu she wouldn't bully you and you wouldn't bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573064
telling a lilim that the sex was good but not great.

[Anonymous No.]

You're out on a nice date-night dinner with your MG waifu.

Suddenly this guy comes up, takes his hand, and slamma-jamma-kapows her ass.

He says, "Now that's what I call a Triple-M, a Masterful Monstergirl Moneymaker!"

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573098
I edge all the time inadvertently, because I get bored of things too quickly, so I ease off the fapping till I find the next thing to catch my interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573102
>Takes his hand.
Ignore your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573098
Edging and orgasm denial are two different things, though they overlap when its just light denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573100
>Wank it to pictures of human girls immediately after sexing a Lilim. Moaning louder and lewder than you did with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573102
He's a giant homophobe, so I start grinding up against him like we were on the dance floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573078
Shut it doofus, it's gettin good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573102
Watch my waifu belittle him and try to hide my smirk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573100
That's closer to suicide but I like your thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573098
>That'd leave your balls so blue, they'd suffocate and fall off.
Technically you're not supposed to even have an erection for more than four hours. Sex with lamias is dangerous.

>>12573099
Hey, friend. You're the first person to mention waifus in regards to this conversation. This started out by bullying lamias and vice versa. Not your lamia waifu. I wouldn't have said something so cruel if that was the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573102
I have no idea what the fuck you just said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573102
Tell him I love his show while I watch my waifu furiously destroy his frost tipped skull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573102
I don't have to do shit.
Or rather, I don't have time to do shit.
He'd be unconscious with a broomstick up his ass before he finished that line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573108
He is? Never knew that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573102
I ask him if he's also secretly the guy from ICP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573118
>Ogre

I'm a Oni man myself but still pretty good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your Monster waifu do if you arrived home from work 300% mad one day, too pissed off to even want to have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573128
>the guy from ICP
There's like 30 of them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573100
>>12573107
Drugging an Amazon with muscle relaxants and dressing her up in an apron. Post on Monsterbook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573132
There are only two of them. Maybe you're thinking of Slipknot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573131
But Anon, I'm just the joyful house husband, I never leave the home, why would I be arriving mad, and why would I be mad? As long as the house is clean and my waifu is happy, I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573131
>Oni

Get me drunk then try being submissive for a bit then give up and fuck me silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573131

that bitch better not fuck with this senator

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573131
Tell me that I'm letting my anger consume me by letting it use me to lash out at the people I love. Tell me I'm acting like everything I hate and ask my why I'm doing it. And then proceed to hold me and give massages to relieve both mental and physical stress. And then I berate myself for being an asshat because 300% anger should never be let out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573131
I should hope that after however many years of marriage, she'd know the subtle things that calm me...

Whatever those are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573131
Prepare some snacks and give me some space for like an hour to play vidya so I can calm down some then gently hugging me and stroking my head while giving me lots of milk. Then putting my head in her lap and breast feeding me more while gently jerking me off before I lightly fall asleep. The next day or later that night of course I would give her an incredible dicking so she knows how grateful I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573134
I swear I've seen like 30 people 'singing' in some of their videos.

[Anonymous No.]

You ever have those days where just having someone hug you would make everything better?

Makes me wonder what it'd be like to get fluffy daughteru hugs. Like she senses you're in a bad mood and just showers you with affection to cheer you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573146
There are a bunch of other "artists" on their label and I think most of them wear clown makeup and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573131
Tell her not to FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573141
STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573131
My waifu would give me a deep, wet back massage to release my tension while asking questions about my day. She would crack a dumb joke or maybe make a pun and it would get me to smirk but then I remember that I'm still mad and start to sulk. She would kiss my earlobe from behind and I would tell her not tonight; not in the mood. Her tentacles would melt around me to give me a nice full body hug. I would soften in her embrace finally letting go. How can I be angry with such a beautiful creature in my life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573159

It's too early for that, Anon. Let's take it easy HERE now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573165

I REALIZE its too early but the opportunity is just too good to pass up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573165
You know what, I REALIZE that it's gonna happen no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573169
>>12573171
And now it's ruined.Shame on both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573150
How about angel hugs? Having her drape you in her little wings, as if wanting to shield you from all harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573131
>Oni
Pick me up and and bearhug me until I calm down.
Then we make some popcorn and go watch something cheerful like Fourze while cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anon, if we're going by KC standards here, what do you think would be the best combination of contrasting personality to monstergirl?

A gentle and loving Oni or Manticore? A sadistic Unicorn or Kikimora? A Kuudere Salamander or Wurm? A Genki Doormouse or Mantis? What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573183

Yes. Very yes.

Where all the Angelbros at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573188
What the hell are halos even supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573190
You toss 'em at people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573188
the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573183
Well, I prefer fluffy but I can understand.

Ultimately it's just about being wanted, needed, and appreciated by someone who loves you. Who better to shower you with affection than a cuddly daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573187
Motherly manticore wounds like it would be nice, but the tomboy theme is too strong.

Genki mantis would be fantastic though, or a sadistic kikimora like in Seafoams fapfic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573187
>Sadistic Unicorn
Shit anon, now I'm imagining a dominatrix unicorn and my boner won't stop.
>Appears to be a pure and innocent girl
>Actually a sadist who loves seeing her pure husbando squirm
>Teases and torments you for hours while denying you release until finally letting you put it in her and milking you senseless.
>She still loves you though, and kisses you on the cheek afterwards for being nice enough to indulge BDSM fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573187
Tomboyish Pharaoh sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573187
Genki Lich. Her lair is completely pink.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about a slime lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573204
Tomboyish Ojou-samas a best. You have excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573208
I like it. Her precious core I would protect to the end of my days. Sometimes I would rub it just to see her get flustered. Then she would look at me with her soulless eyes and pounce on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573197
I can't imagine anything better for this than five or six puppy daughterus nuzzling up to you and falling asleep in a pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573228

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573211
That's what I'm saying, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573232
Ha! I don't know anon, this picture has a "kill me" vibe. Are they all yipping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573232
deadpan moe best moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573235
MGE Fighting Game.
I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572516
>>12572605
Did you miss the tiny spot between her left paw fingers or is that supposed to look like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573247
What would it play like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573188
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573240
they are all fennec kitsune...yipping
no clue if i should jam screwdrivers in ear or hnnnng

[Anonymous No.]

There stands a dark elf woman shouting at a Manticore woman who has in her hand a leash that is connected to a Bitchboy, dressed completely in bondage leather outfit with a zippered hood.

"It's Monster women like you that give us a bad name, you should be ashamed of the abuse and bad image you give to the human society!"

The Manticore woman just smirks and her bitchboy says
"But I love my Mistress, she takes such good care of me.......

<She changes the channel again>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573249
Wurm charge character. Precise input rewired, slow, but combos are devastating in the hands of a skilled played. People bitch her damage should be nerfed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573232
My heart...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573248
not sure if it's supposed to be a gap, or we see clothes there.
i think it'd be something black there so puu dot sh/c6nSE.png
fixed then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573260
Lamina is obviously the grapple character with insane reach and impossible to block combos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573249
Just going by that picture, Pharaoh would probably be a Range-Gimmick attacker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573264
I was thinking more along the lines of dodge/advance specials that chain into combos.
Like a boxer or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573264
>reach

I'd say zoner, keeping foes away with lighting quick tailwhips and spitting venom. Up close

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573269
Yeah that would work.

So would there be a Paladin character whose total counter pick is the Succubus character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573249
>>12573260

Anubis is a projectile spam character, just flings shit at you from all directions. Pisses everyone off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573264
Oni like that drunk guy in KoF but she gets buffed the more she drinks
Harpies have devastating air combos but aren't really the best on the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573232

>Come back home from work late at night
>House is silent
>Sneak upstairs as to see where everyone is
>Kids are asleep together in their room
>Waifu fell asleep on the bed while waiting for you in your bedroom
>She forgot to turn the TV off
>Carefully take remote from her hands and turn it off
>Head to your little home office where you keep the computer and other things from work
>Set down your bag and papers on the computer table
>Take a seat, turn lampshade on, resume finishing the few last reports you were tasked with at work
>Time drags, and your vision begins to blur
>Your eyelids are heavy, but you're almost done
>Just as you're about to finish it, you feel something soft and warm press against your leg
>Look down, only to find one of your daughterus standing by your side, with a sleepy look on her face
>Before you can say anything, another one pups up at your other side
>You feel the third climbing your back, wrapping her little arms around your shoulders
>Another shows up on your lap out of nowhere
>Their tired voices cutely greet you
>"Hiii... daddyyy~..."
>You just stand there in silence for a couple of seconds, surprised, before finally letting out a happy sigh
>A distinct, womanly voice reaches your ears, coming from behind you, as a pair of delicate hands you knew well gently caressed your hair
>"Welcome home, darling."
>That night, you had the comfiest night of sleep in your bed, along with your monster waifu and daughterus, gathered in one large cuddlepile

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573266

Shit, you're right. I meant Pharaoh, not Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573274
So the more she drinks, the more delayed and more powerful her attacks get?
Sounds interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

So would the grapesnake have a super that turned characters into a loli/shota making them take extra damage for a few seconds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573278
Yeah. It might screw up her combos if you get enough stacks, but they do a ton more damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573274

>Oni

You mean she'd be like Chin Gentsai? That works.

She could also work as Shen Woo I think. Super aggressive just throwing out dashing punches and kicks everywhere, along with the super armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573279
Grapesnake is too big to be a playable character. Don't worry though, she can be a boss hazard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573279
She'd be the cheap status ailment girl that threw potions at you to give you all kinds of nasty shit, like paralysis, poison, and yes, loli/shotafication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573273
Gazer mix up character, leaves floating orbs all over the screen, tons of ant air attacks, no scrubs allowed, low damage means you have to get your opponent to crush himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573286
If she takes off her hood, she's the perfect size.
If she wears a hoodie, she'd be ready to box with the pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573292
But anon, her hood is vital to her character. If you remove it, it wouldn't really be grapesnake.

If you were a true fan of grapesnake, you'd understand that she could never ever be a playable character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573291
Super Move would be firing lasers from all of her eyeballs, laser light show style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573291
How about a Shinobi buff/debuffer
She has super fast attacks that can do different types of damage like bleed or poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572999
Not sure if I can provide a full review since I only have two onaholes so far; the dragon one and a realistic one
As far as the difference goes, the double-layered one gives a stronger stimulation since it has a more complex texture. The dragon knock has less stimulation but it has an interesting bit to its design:
When you pump yourself too fast with dragon, it just feels really plain, but when you penetrate slow, the spiralling design creates an undulating sensation on your dick. Basically, it feels alive when fucked slowly and with thin lube to maximize texture.
the dragon is single layered so it's easier to clean in general. I like using this over my other one overall. dragon also includes lube
Also, my set-up simulates dragon ass and tail, feels great.
http://imgur.com/a/lZq3k

[Anonymous No.]

Lizard girl is the character that everyone agrees is garbage right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573297
Really, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573304
Look, you have Pharaoh and Sun Suit Pharaoh, isn't that enough? Why do you need Apophis as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573279
Frail, focusing on proper spacing and hit and run attacks. Has to fill up a poison meter to do any real damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573303
She'd be the balanced Ryu swordsman character.
Who, yes, everyone agrees is garbage.

>>12573301
>Shinobi
Speaking of, Shirohebi would be the katana wielding girl with sakura blossom shit going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573299
Better used 2/3rds from the opposing character after an air trap, since it aims upwards, takes 60% off your health if all beams hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573257
TV in MGC sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573302
>Dragon in a hoodie
Where did you get this and where can I find more?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573305
>palette swap

[Anonymous No.]

Lich would be the out-of-place Magic-using character that everybody hates for having OP setup attacks.
ie. The kind of character I always main.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573309
>TV in the horrible rape city sucks

Well gee Mr. Anon why do you fucking think that is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573308
And there's this monster slaying Paladin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSXqEvR8e1o

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573301
Kunoichi would be jack of all trades, being able to fight from any range, wielding a shinobi-to for close, nagamaki for mid and kusari tonbo for long. High speed and maneuverability, can literally jump all over the screen in seconds, but has low defense and no grapples. Combos rely heavily on cancels and resets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573313
Ogre would be Zangief.

[Anonymous No.]

So who'd be the joke character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573318
So Chipp Zanuff with boobs?
And better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573324
Matango.
All of her move names are references to dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573326
>>12573324
And she'd still be the impossibly wieldy joke character like Dan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573324
Hobgoblin. The breasts get in the way of everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573326
>Matango
>Not Charon

I feed you gold and you shit me bronze, you guys suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573324
Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573333
I'm sorry, anon.
How can I make this up to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mantis.

I feel like she's either be Vega or Rolento.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573276
That's pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573326

Either Matango or Charon. They'd be the character who's all moves cause debuffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573335
Nah it's too late now, everyone wants their fucked up mushroom bitch.

I just want to play as MY waifu
:_:

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573340
With her poison sprores matango could be the lethal joke character while Charon could be the useless joke character.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lizardman is garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573325
I don't know Guilty Gear that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573343
Calm down, anon, it's alright.
Salamander can be her decent clone character.

[Anonymous No.]

Doppelganger would be a Mokujin tier character who never plays the same from match to match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573187
I'd like a playful tomboy Oni, who in private, would be a gentle and caring person

[Anonymous No.]

Your fluffy daughteru has brought home a smug friend.

Do you approve of her choice in friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573343
Underrated but won't be top tier either.
Salamander can be her Evil Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kitsune-bi & Human fighter
>Switches back and forth between playing styles using a special
>Human form focuses on using weak, speedy attacks in conjunction with fire projectiles from her Kitsune-bi partner
>Kitsune-tsuki form has powerful fire-imbued strikes, but exchanges power for low defense
And yet we will never have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573347
Are you saying doppelganger is this game'sEdge Master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573345
Fragile speedster. Also obnoxious as heck, though I seem to handle him pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573345
Chipp Zanuff is basically that guy who can dash across the screen in half a second, but will die if he takes even one pile driver from the Zangief character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573354
This is a good idea.
Several of them are.
We should write them all down.
Somebody, put them in a pastebin.

And maybe someday, one of us will be a half-decent game designer with some spare time to throw together a half-decent indie fighter to add to their resume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573351

Wouldn't Salamander be Ken? I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573350
Fox butt in spats. For ONCE, bob, you do something right. Feel free to fuck off anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573350
No, I kick out the smug friend and spend a few hours spanking my daughteru for her shit taste in friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573354
So like Tira? Human side acts meek, fox side taunts after every combo, raising her attack power, but stacks go down to zero if hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573362
>Spanking your daughteru
How cruel, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573343
>Press all the buttons
>Lizardman does nothing but tip bonnet and stutter "You too"
>Special Move is blogging about how angry she is seeing a fit succubi asshole take all the cute boys who won't go for a nice girl like her
>Moveset can't actually fight the Matriarchy

Wooooow. Wasted character slot, her moveset should've been entirely different. Really hope they don't make the Salamander a clone of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573323

If Ogre if Zangief, who would be T.Hawk, or even Tizoc? Oni's already been established so I'm not sure who. Would it have to be a Wurm or something? A big Monstergirl who can still grab and throw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573370

And I know both those characters are based on birds, but are there any large harpys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573370
Ushi-Oni would be Zangief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573368
She should get better friends.

>>12573369
I was waiting for some DSP bullshit.

oh god he'd have a field day with a monster girl fighting game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573369
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573302
take a wild guess anon.

>>12573303
>Not liking lizard childhood friend that fights off bullies
>Not liking lizard bro that shares all your weirdest interests and spars with you
>Not liking your lizard bro that comforts you after being raped then dumped.
>Not liking a lizard that would go as far as challenge the dragon that kidnapped you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573379
Lizard if you had the guts you would rape a guy silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573310
take a wild guess anon.

>>12573303
>Not liking lizard childhood friend that fights off bullies
>Not liking lizard bro that shares all your weirdest interests and spars with you
>Not liking your lizard bro that comforts you after being raped then dumped.
>Not liking a lizard that would go as far as challenge the dragon that kidnapped you

[Anonymous No.]

So a baphomet would be a really really small character with a dispoportionatly large disjointed hitbox with her scythe attacks?

A manticore would be a ranged eccentric character like a harpy but with aerial attacks lol barbs and grapple techniques?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573385
Why did you repost that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573389
>aerial attacks

Should be ranged attack. Singular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573385
What, you're a drawfag and made it yourself?
If so, bravo.

Also.
Lizard childhood friend < Wyvern Childhood Friend

[S.T.A.L.K.E.R. !249JSUpBDk No.]

Are there transparent for these monster girl encyclopedia images?

I had one of lizard girl but I lost that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573412
Speaking of Kejourou,
Was anybody going to do that Foreigner healing Kejourou prostitute story ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573391
I quoted myself like an idiot instead of replying

>>12573406
yes, but I'm not very active. http://i.imgur.com/k3IoFNs.png
A Wyvern is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

Would you join her hive, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

Are there transparent for these monster girl encyclopedia images?

I had one of lizard girl but I lost that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573360
Nah, lizardman would be ryu and salamander evil ryu. Ken should be damphir since they both abandon luxury to cultivate themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573424
No. I'm freakishly afraid of bees and wasps

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573439
But she and her hive are neither of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573424
This the famous, murdering tumblr hornet? NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573440
Bees, wasps, hornets, they're all the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573441
Yes.
But do keep in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

So we have all of these wonderful fighting mechanic ideas, right?
Let's take all of that, and translate it to side-scrolling Guardian Heroes style action.

Co-op, story mode, the works.

[Anonymous No.]

Damnit. The more people I write into the story the more jarring it is that no one has names. I hate naming people. It takes me forever to find a name I'm happy with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573450
Are you gonna make it lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573449
At least post the full body pictures if you're gonna post her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573460
First, I'd focus more on making it good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573450
>Saturn

You wot? I don't know A SINGLE person who owned one of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573457
Tell me about it.
I hate coming up with names. I always like to try and find something "Meaningful", but outside of Japanese, where you can just Frankenstein words together and get something decent, it's tough. And if you just gave everyone Japanese, well, that's fucking weeabooism to the extreme.

So I always scour the internet, finding "Baby Name" sites for different nationalities and cultures to pull stuff from. Best name I've ever found to fit to a character being "Rune".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573464
I didn't when I was a kid.
But 5 years ago I decided to cleanse myself of my shit taste and get some Saturn games.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is tumblr here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573461
I found the whole dental thing he just posted amusing, so I wanted to post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573461
>Those beautiful thighs.
>That phat abdomen.
Show me ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573465
I know your pain man, know it too well. Do you play much Vidya? Takes me like half an hour to find a name to suit the play-style-to-be,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573468
As long as there's none of that one guy's renditions of the EMG girls about smashing the patriarchy and fighting sexualization, we should be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573457
Everyone, click here,

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Find 3 feasible names for the monster you roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come back from WW3 Deployment. You were drafted, like so many other men.
>War has been the worse the world has ever seen. Even though you're currently drinking coffee at 0200 at a major airport during a major deployment rotation, you hardly see any other soldiers, let alone men.
>Everyone who looks at you seems to be wearing a cheerful, but truthfully grim face.
>Get in a taxi, it's a Tanuki driver. Great.
>Along the way, She asks if you have any family
>You explain you have a loving wife, a precious little girl and a boy on the way. You didn't think you'd get back home so late, but it gives you a better chance at surprising them.
>"That's W-wonderful" she says, as if trembling.
>Arrive at your house. You ask what the damage is.
>"D-d-dont worry about it. Enjoy your family-y." She says.
>You can see the hurt in her eyes.
>You bid her farewell and blessings, then make your way to the house with your equipment.
>You grab the spare key under the door mat, and quietly open the door, not wanting to wake anyone. Your sneaky entrance aided by a small door light just above you.
>Too late.
>You see a small figure peak out from the stairs facing the front door. There's a small hallway between you two.
>It must be your daughter. You haven't seen her in so long, your hands give way and your bags land with a 'Thud'.
>She wans at you.
>wh....wh....
>She keeps barking at you.
>Oh! it she must not be able to see who I am! I'll go and hug her!
>But as you approach, she growls. And bears her teeth.
>...
>Your frozen there, arms outstretched, but your face...your eyes, they-
>Your wife rushes down the stairs, swiping up the child, whisking it away, then slowly descending the stairs
>She meekly whimpers: "H-honey? It's so great to see you!"
>She fills the void in between your arms. You embrace her.
>But...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573473
This is the best I've got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573481
Anon I swear to Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573482
Hot damn, those are some nice holes.
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573479
>Rolls 6 times
>4 of which are Fanfiction
People post fanfics on the wiki? Fuckin' a' man...

Anyway.
>Dark Priest
Mary, Erin, Lisa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573481
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573479
I'll give it a go, behold my shit naming sense
>Apophis
Ateppal
Srynetti
Treivika

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573481
Uh oh spaghetti o's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573481
I feel great despair coming from this
This isn't going to end well, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573493
Hmm, how is 'Thurinne' for a name? Does it sound feminine enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573481
>Your Wife is hugging you tightly, her now large belly rubbing up against your dusty and worn combat uniform.
>She's kissing you, her tail is wagging, but you can hardly feel it. It's messed up, you known this. But, what just happened? You need to show her some appreciation. She's been so strong for so long.
>You return her kisses with kisses, hugs with hugs, and eventually, she holds your hand and pulls you upstairs, seductive grin shining against what little light is on.
>No, not up there. Please.
>Your legs stumble you up the steps.
>She's pulling you along, but you are heavy. Not in weight, but in something else. Your expression is stale. hardly focused. hardly aware.
>She tries to rush you past the children's rooms. Nope.
>You come to a dead stop in front of your daughter's room. Your stop so fast it jerks your wife.
>"Honey, no please-"
>All you can do is blankly stare at her, then open the door. and walk in.
>It's dark., but the Moon sneaks past the shutters and paints the doorway
>You see movement
>The child, in a high pitched bark, charges you.
>She bites down on your bloused pants, tugging on them and unblousing them as she shakes her head.
>She's growling again, Moonlight glistening against her angry face.
>Your hot all of a sudden. Sweat drips down a head. Arms yank her off your leg. The child whimpers. A mouth rips in air.
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT. UP." The voice is shaking, cracking. tears are rolling.
>It's your voice ringing in your ears. It's your sweat. Your daughter is in your arms. what?
>But it's everyone's tears.
>You set your daughter, her tail tucked under her legs, on her bed. You walk past your crying wife, down the stairs, and sit in the kitchen.
>When will this coffee wear off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573512
>Thurinne
For an Apophis?
I don't know.

For something else? Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573519
w-wait
What the hell's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573522
Nah not for an Apophis, for a Rusalka. I'm trying to mix and match the names of various runic alphabets into something feminine and fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573519
Whoa wait a tick, you're losing me here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573519
...what...
What even is this.
I am so very confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573512
sounds like a chemical extract

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573530
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573519
Anon. Anon stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573529
>>12573528
>>12573525
Sorry. It's getting late for me. Brain problems.

I was trying to illustrate a father coming back home, only to find that his oldest daughter couldn't and didn't recognize him as her dad, inciting rage and sadness.

This is a common problem faced by military folks around the world who have deployed. I though I'd try to transfer it to a MG setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573536
Okay. That's what I thought actually, but the way you were writing, it was just a tad confusing.

I think a lot of anons were assuming it might be something even worse too, further muddling things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573536
Ah. That's what I thought it was going
Get some sleep Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573537
>>12573541
I guess my attempt to grasp the kind of confusion and just how uncontrollable that situation is needs some work. Off to bed and thank you for addressing this issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573542
Or, your attempt to grasp that confusion worked TOO well, leaving all of us just as confused!

But honestly, that's not good writing, even if it is the case.

G'night anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573542
Eh, no problem Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Massachusetts, USA and Hathor/Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573547
>Visiting Cape Cod with your Holstaurus waifu who barely knows how to swim

Anon...I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573545
>>12573542
Confusion is a good move to teach your psychic pokemon.
Fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573547
CHOW-DAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572656
Thank you for that beautiful image anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573560
>Eating Clam chowder with your Holstaurus waifu
>She makes an audible "Mmmm" that barely sounds like her mooing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573566
Truly clam chowder is god's gift to man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573547

Southfield (A non-shitty part of Detroit), Jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573571
>Going urban exploring in the ruins of Detroit with your Jinko waifu
That sounds lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Okay okay, now, bear with me here Canadafags...

Would you a Yuki-Onna from Montreal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573583

What's with Canada and immigrants? Do you guys hate immigrants now or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573579
ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573583
God no. I wouldn't go near Quebec even if you paid me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573583
Can I meet a Moose-Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573554
>teaching her how to swim while getting to see her in a sundress and swimsuit.

>>12573560
I'm not a native thank Hathor. Just moved here recently. The accent is quite annoying at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573585
what about horse titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573584
While I fail to see what that has to do with anything, I'll answer anyway. I think it's basically because we've had such a basically open-door policy for so long, we're sick of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572419
>Walking along the moonlit beach with your Apophis girlfriend
>Hearing her tell you about how walking along the sands of the beach feels nostalgic to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573583
>Canada

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573595
>tfw Canadian MGs have their heads severed at the mouth line
>tfw they essentially talk like sock puppets
>like the rest of the people in the country

[Anonymous No.]

What will happen to Moth-chan if KC makes a butterfly girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573600
Nothing because Moth-chan is a moth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573599

>Everyone is speaking in a bad French accent, complaining about wildlife.

That's what I imagine Canada is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573599
> south park reference
hahaha! you made my day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573600

[angry moth noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573602
It ain't like that. Canadia is a pretty chilled place and we love nature
Except for Quebec. Because no one likes Quebec

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573604
>pointing out the joke
Yeah, that's...That's what that was from, indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573600
Better question.
What will happen to Moth-chan if KC makes a Butterfly girl, and she's far more interesting than his Moth'man', and causes a rise in popularity for butterfly girls that completely eclipses moths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573610
Then we execute our final solution, and harass him until he leaves forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573610
She'll be more popular, but in exchange, she'll be just another lewd whore who runs on semen and MAMONO MANA.

Like any typical 3DPD high school whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573610
Then we make the moonlight butterfly Moth-chan's eternal rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573601
>>12573610
There was a profile written about her. It said she's actually a butterfly but is too shy/polite to correct people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573606
>we love nature

Geese

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573619
Oh don't even get me started, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573619
Geese-chan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573622
After Darpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573622
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573606
Parts of Quebec are bearable. Parts. Small parts.

In general:
>PEI is too small for anyone to notice
>Newfoundland, Labrador, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia are all cold and wet.
>Everybody hates Quebec. Quebec hates them all back.
>Ontario is the only part of Canada the rest of the world knows, and is more like the US the farther south you go
>Nothing ever happens in Saskatchewan or Manitoba
>Alberta has oil, beef, and more oil
>Mountains
>British Columbia is slightly less cold and wet than the East Coast
>And the Yukon, North West Territories, and Nunavut are just cold, colder, and coldest.

[Anonymous No.]

threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573628
MILF's & CC > Loli
It's all about the HEALTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573628
Damn, the fish, they just ain't bitin' today.
Somebody needs to get some better bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573628
No doubt about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573610
Moth-chan cannot be eclipsed. She's got a band, what KC Butterfly is ever going to get a band?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573629
milfs/cc != health

take your 'health' and go sit in the corner with the other shitty fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573633
>Moth-chan's band is super successful
>A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
>It's Butterfly-chan, the new Pop idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573630
Fishing is a horrid practice and if you fish, you are not living your life correctly! What would you think if Murmaiders baited Holstauri to the lakeside, then stuck a hook through their jaws and pulled them under the surface to drown? Is that a wholesome family activity?
>>12573636
>pop idol competing with a metal band
Does not compute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573638
>This will never be translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573634
>I don't like it!
>That makes it shitty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573634
Are you really going to be hating on health? Are you really going to hate health after the past couple weeks of threads? Have you not seen any of those threads? Really anon, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573634
Anon, you can't be serious right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573641
Maybe he's new, and doesn't understand anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573639
>This will never be translated
Here's an upside down Lamia, your argument is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573640
That's the standard reaction around, everywhere. Yeah.

>>12573641
Yes. Health is icky.

>>12573646
But I am.

I'm sorry if my opinion offends you, but health is gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573638
Pretty sure a brisket bbq constitutes as a wholesome family activity so long as someone remembers the potato salad, but that's a completely unrelated topic now isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573649
>health is gross
>non anorexic women are unappealing to you
Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573649
Anon please. Why don't you like women who don't look like skeletons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573653
Because his waifu is watching him post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573649
Ah, I see now. You're an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573638
Stranger things have happened anon

Moth-chan's band vs Krauser II and the boys of DMC when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573649

>Yes. Health is icky.

Those words. Is it even possible to use them in a sentence like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573649
I crown you the biggest faggot these threads have ever known. More that all the shitposters we've had, more than bob and fujoshit kun combined. I am honestly at a loss. This level of faggotry is just off the charts insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573655
I do not find "Skeletons" appealing. That being, anorexic women.

I do however, like petite women. Also I think the MGE skeleton is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573657
>DMC
>FUCK YOU!
>W-why are you cussing at me?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573661
But if you don't like health and you don't like skeletons, that means you like... obesity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573658
>Gina's delicious thighs
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573661
>petite women
I bet you like MGS2, Draco, and dicking your daughter too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573661

So you like shortstacks, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573664
I'm not the guy saying "Health is Icky".
I like healthy, nicely distributed, curvaceous women.

I like petite women more though. I even just said that. Learn to read, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdAtI0MbFEg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573662
>The succubus girl yells FUCK YOU back at them
>While vomiting due to the stomach flu that she's been having to deal with this past weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573668

Not him but shortstacks are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573662
Wrong DMC, mang

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573667
How can you not like MGS2, it had Lieutenant Jr. Grade Iroquois Pliskin in it!
>>12573669
I can read just fine, but I don't speak french.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573667
>MGS2
I prefer MGR:R.
>Draco[sa]
She is best girl.
>Dicking your daughteru
No sir.

>>12573668
Not to that extent. I prefer DFC, but some shortstack stuff is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573424
>Ever thinking about not being king of the hive
Man has known for ages how glorious that can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573672
>>12573662
/v/, plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573668
not same anon, but I can get behind this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573678
>I prefer MGR:R
>Dracosa is best girl
Horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573682
Truly that game was fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573676
It's the only thing that comes to mind when I see DMC after that awful game. It's like Other M for the DevilMayCry series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573662
>Monstergirls raping and punishing the Pig of Capitalism
>Krauser does his "11 Rapes" moves
>entire crowd of monstergirls has simultaneous orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573687
Why did you even play it? I saw the Anti-Dante and decided to pass on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573667
>no dicking the daughteru

You want to fight? I'll bash your face in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573666

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573687
DMC
As in the rapper group seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-O5IHVhWj0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573678
>Dracosa best girl
Have I spotted a fellow dragon lover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573687
>>12573689
I played it.
Honestly? Not as bad as everyone made it out to be. Hell, by the end, I even found Donte a bearable character.

Y'know who isn't a bearable character though? Fucking Not-Vergil. Dear. Fucking. God. They took my favorite character, and ruined him. Crushed him into dust, pissed on the remains, then shoved it up, dumped it into a corpse, strung it up on puppeteer strings, and called it a character!

Before you even ask. Yes. I am mad. Bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573689
My Gazer girlfriend dared me to play it sober. On the plus side, I got to fuck her in the ass for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573698
Big dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573678
You like Metal gear rising and are opposed to daughteru dicking which would make me think you have good taste.
But you think Draco is the best girl which confirms you have terminal shit taste.
I'm so confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573696
>dracosa
>dragon

She's a dragonewt. Also shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573696
Well, Dragonnewt in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573700
Didn't you break up last thread?
>>12573698
>Not as bad
Nobody claims it was a bad game, it's just that it wasn't DMC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573678
Don't compare MGR:R to the rest of the MGS franchise.
It's better judged on its own to other games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573703
>Dragonnewt
>Shit
Just because Draco is shit, it doesn't mean the rest of the Dragonnewts are shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573704
If we include wyverns in the dragon family then we should extend that same courtesy to the dragonewts, methinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573712
Read my post again. I state she was a dragonewt and that SHE was shit, not her species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573698
Speaking of which,
I have friends that said Donte was the original character design for Dante
I tried to prove to them wrong but they wouldn't have any of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573714
Do they have hard scales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573708
>Nobody claims it was a bad game, it's just that it wasn't DMC
Well, plenty of people still claim it was a bad game. But you are right, it's decent, and probably would've been much better over all if they'd just called it something else, and not tired to pass it off as DMC-anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573708
>break up
No, we had angry makeup sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573714
>Dragon, Ryu, Wyrm, hypothetically Quetzalcoatl

Anon plz. Get the elemental dragons right. Wyvern is a subtype of dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573717
Get better friends.
Alternatively, introduce them to a better DMC game and then tell them when it was made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573710
I wasn't really comparing it, just saying I enjoyed it more. I used it as an example mostly because Raiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573717
Donte the lead-designer's self-insert was too awful, stop talking about it.
>>12573720
So you went back to her on all fours and begged her to take you back, after which she used you as a dickthrone while you played CTR? Nice...

[Anonymous No.]

What do you want to see next from KC? We're bound to get a new profile soon

>>12573668
She's just oppai loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573721
>taxonomy
So Charlie-kun and the tree of life when?

[Anonymous No.]

The scene has 2 manticore women sitting in a kitchen table, typical suburban home, one is a younger maticore lady, dressed someone what conservatively, the other is an older mature one dressed rather flamboyantly , they are drinking what could be tea, or coffee.

The younger one looks at the older one and asks in a shy some what embarrassed voice "Have you ever .well, umm, your tail not feel...um..."

The older manticore says "Not fresh? well, i am glad you asked me about that, you see, manticore feminine tail products are an important part of our lives, you would have no idea how many nasty infections and ........

<she changes the channel again>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573687
DMC, as in Detroit Metal City. It's an anime about a death metal band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHHto0cJOqs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573727
It's been over a month, so yes, we're about due for one.

I hope we get a Phoenix or Peacock eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573732
And the changes between the MC's civilian and stage persona probably mirrors that of Moth-chan's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573727
A new lamia.
None of this shit-eater bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572254
I'm surprised no one has posted the latest abomination in the thread yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573729
Gross, next you're going to tell me monster girls have periods

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573729
>feminine tail products
Damn.
>>12573735
>new lamia
Okay, what kind of Lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573737
Because it's an abomination and no one wants to see it again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573739
Ouroboros.
Ananta.
Hydra.
If he's going to keep going the Zipangu route, then Yamata-no-Orochi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573722
Funny, one of them already played the trilogy before.Still thinks Donte is the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573743
>Hydra
>YNO
No. We're doing that BEFORE him so that he doesn't fuck them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573734
This. Also here's the opening for the anime. The Song is called "Satsugai"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYIhZLEDSgw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573743
Yamata-no-Orochi? Nice.
>>12573745
>trilogy
>DMC4 doesn't even exist
Okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573746
> Implying he won't fuck them up anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573743
>Ouroboros
I don't even know how that'd work, but I want to see it attempted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573747
Pardon my ignorance, but what's up with the middle-aged salaryman in women's underwear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573749
He never played it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573726
No, I just found out the reason she liked Other M so much and brought it up constantly. You see, her biological clock was going off and I had to deal with it the only way I knew how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573754
I described it before as a Ghoul's torso on a lamia's waist. That's really all I've got going on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573737
It's not the finished product.

>>12573740
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573758
>THE BABY, ADAM!
Nice save.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573747
Dethlok > DMC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573753
It won't be as bad if we beat him to the punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573755
He's kind of like a mascot character. He gets off on being abused. He's a masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573760
Oh? Is it gonna be colored or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573768
>masochist
Yeah, I kind of got that, but why is their mascot a masochist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573771
Because the Count loves to Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

So the Vanadis Lamia dressed up like Miia's mom. Is this the traditional Lamia garb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573769
Modified, to have ALL of Charon's holes wrecked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573774
If they live in the desert it is. Lamia that live in places like swamps dress up like southerners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573773
I see. I'll stop asking stupid questions and just watch it.
>>12573776
But she's going to keep that single, solitary tear, right?
>>12573778
>southerners
I don't know what that means. Whose south?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573778
>like southerners.

So like normal people from 1920 then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573776
Might want to fix the face too.

>>12573779
American south. You know, wearing hunting caps, vests, plaid shirts, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573652
>>12573653
>>12573656
>>12573660
>>12573658

Priest of Ammy was here, Hathor is a fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573787
Ammy sure loves herself some of that fat then. What about the other Sun Gods, Ra-chan and Alpollo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573747
Reminder DMC is the inferior Metal Anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqLmrd3Tw4
I couldn't find it with English subtitles, apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573787

go away you filthy mutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573786
>You know, wearing hunting caps, vests, plaid shirts, ect.

Red neck != South

There's just rednecks in the south. That's like saying the traditional dress of the north is the New York Hillbilly.

[Anonymous No.]

The scene starts out with a very attractive fox woman laying on a bed, lying on her stomach, wearing very lacy exotic underwear that reveals a pair of decent sized breasts. she gripping the bed sheets , while moaning with obvious pleasure ,standing behind her is a human male slowly rocking forwards and backwards , displaying a very pleased look upon his face..

The camera slowly rotates around to the side and you see he is holding a brush in his hands and is gently brushing her tails.
At this point a sexy female voice over starts "For those of you who have a special fluffy tail woman in your life, get the WonderBrush!

<she unfortunately changes the channel>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573779
I don't know, I'm not the drawfag, just the one who spurred him on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573793
You're right. I always get the two confused.

[Anonymous No.]

KC Mindflayer, Metal Slime, Phoenix, Nidhogg and Fenrir when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573794
So how long until she gets fed up with the infomercials and puts on Batman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573794
>WonderBrush
MCT needs one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573805
MGT*
>>12573804
60's Batman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573794
>Commercial playing up it's product like it's fuckin' doggystyle
Such is life in MGC.

>>12573805
Would make a nice gift. One for the daughteru too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573793
I wish I could meat a tomyboy redneck Lamia in a swamp.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573800
>Mindflayer
Maybe never.
>Metal Slime
Eventually, probably. He is a huge Dragon Quest fanboy, after all. Hell, after he buys the Metal Slime PS4, he might just be inspired.
>Phoenix
Soon, I hope.
>Nidhogg
>Fenrir
Eventually. He has said they're on his "To do" list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573809
Yes.

>>12573816
Oh god yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573813
>Well, well, well, what's a city-slicker like you doin' in my neck of the woods?
>Take them pants right off...
>>12573816
This is not Anubis playing with Legos, but I forgive you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573788
They aren't fat, so they're alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
Thank you less, for this wonderful offering you have given to us tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573796
Just to confirm here, you want a cartoonishly absurd amount of semen all over her and the boat, and her robe ripped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
.Less, can you draw one of >>12573743, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
you're too good for us .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573820
Redneck, not hillbilly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573818
>phoenix

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
Truly .Less is P1 of the Drawfags team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573831
Is that a Phoenix? Aren't they supposed to be red?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
holy hathor Batwoman, thats some Prime Stock there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573833
I've seen ones that are blue. Different plumage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
any chance i can get an image of one of my books characters? seems people would like to see the red/gold ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573836
>blue
Not really a Phoenix if it doesn't look all fiery. What's next, green?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573787
Motherfucker, we're allies with Hathor. Either you have your head crammed straight up your ass or you're a fucking liar.
I don't think we even HAVE priests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573840
>not really a phoenix
You've never seen blue fire? It's hotter than red.
>green
There's that, too actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
Why did you deleted this earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

Let ask you a question, and be honest.

Do I Make You Horny Baby? Do I? Do I Make You Randy? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573793
>tfw you'll never be travelling through a swamp when you stumble onto an old, run-down shack with some dangerous looking Crocodile Girls lying about on the hot, humid day, wearing old, stained overalls and address you with a very thick New Orleans accent.

[Anonymous No.]

do the bewbs seem too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573844
Janitor is gonna purge that soon. That's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
God damn it .less, you switch between being shit and based too often for me to form a concrete opinion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573844
Everything about this picture scream hilarity
>>12573849
Not on a priestess of Hathor, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573844
There's a lovingly detailed cock in it and this is a blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573844
Penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573809

>60's Monster Batgirl
>Don't you see harpy Robin?
>That man cried no when we took his pants off
>"No" sounds the same as "know"
>Holy Halberds, you don't mean?
>Yes, the Thinker is behind this
>And he covered his crotch when you tried to give him a blowjob
>Canned cockatrices! The Cockblocker!!!
>It's a super villain teamup. And all these connections were puns!
>Fucking Ferrymen Batgirl!
>That's right harpy Robin. Now we know who's behind these hobo disappearances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573844
spoiler that stuff mang, or jannet the janitor deletes it, trying to behave in this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573825
Not cartoonish, but yes, it should be on her face, a strand of it leaking out of her mouth. Breasts and thighs as well. Hold on please, gonna go get something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573858
I both love and hate that show and movie at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573842
I know there's blue and green fire.

>>12573849
Not for Hathor, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573861
Am i the only one really worried about that last bit of his sentence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573868
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573865
>I know there's blue and green fire
So why are you saying a Phoenix can't be a Phoenix without looking fiery when you know that fire can be more than one color? You're confusing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573868
Meh, I'm just ignoring all the "Cum Dump Charon" stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573861
I was thinking something like
>collar ripped open to below breasts
>cum on face and chest
>a dash of color for the genital cumsprays (red for front, red and brown for back)
>jizz pooled to her ankle level in the bottom of the boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573848
>Wanting Nawlin's Yat

I'll take a real Atchafalaya frenchie Cajun accent over that any day of the week.

>>12573813

It's funny to see people talk about stuff like that as if it's exotic when it's pretty much the only type of human girls I've dated my entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573764
I would ove to see a battle of the bands between Dethklok and DMC. Metalocalypse to me felt like a let down. Started out great, but there were definite moments where it could have been so much better. DMC is a bit out there in terms of its humor and "what the fuck?" moments.

>>12573789
>Black Heaven
How could I forget that series in a discussion of metal anime? I fail.
>tfw the final battle is decided by a Power Ballad
>>12573816
.less, you are awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573873
It was supposed to be a joke. Why else would I specifically say green out of the numerous colors to choose from? Though it just doesn't feel right if a Phoenix isn't red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573876
bukkake charon porno now?
she puns her way through it making cock puns all throughout??

This is not bait, but how is she even a MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573879
I just want to be chased through a swamp at night by some backwoods, swampfolk MGs.

Frog Girls, Alligator Girls and all that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573879
It's exotic to me, when all I have access to is Canadians and Polynesians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573825
Forget it, I just wanted to ask, could you do that "picture in picture" some hentai artists do? You could keep the drawing as is, with the minor changes, and add the images of Charon's semen flooded pussy and asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

Ouroboros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573888
>backwoods
I'd prefer their clothing style and accents over the whole package.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573849
You gay, son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573888
Don't go by the river
If you love your wife
'Cause you'll make that girl a widow
Cause her pain and strife~

[Anonymous No.]

charon cum dump, MG pedophilia , alps , raeptoy fantasies

OK MGG
You never cease to surprise me.

Thanks for .less getting me though this today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573902
There's always Alps though. Alps gonna Alp dawg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573902
Don't forget asswings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573847
N-No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573902
>pedo

The fuck you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573888

>Having a nice night picnic on Lake Bigeaux with a little campfire on one of the islands that your family owns.
>Suddenly hear something big sound the vibrating mating call
>Recognize it as a gatorgirl, huge, at least a nine foot tall megamilf coming your way
>Ditch your cooler full of Red Stripe and Blue Moon and sprint for the flatbottom boat.
>Make it to the boat
>Bullfrog girl sitting in there waiting for you
>"You left the beer didn't you?"

>>12573890
>Canadians
Like half the Cajuns are nothing but Quebec'ers who learned to be chill and nice after they got kicked out of Canada

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, some canons have lamias as either warm blooded, or cold blooded, miia is cold blooded, most dragons are warm blooded, where does an Ouroboros fit in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573902
>MG Pedophilia
Sabbath's been around forever, don't be surprised.
>Alps
Like people on 4chan wanting to be little girls is anything new.
>Rapetoy fantasies
That's one guy, but it is something new.
>Charon Cum Dump
Yeah I don't like it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573892
You mean like x-ray or something? I could take a shot, post a sadpanda of what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573912
>you left the beer
I would fight the gator to get it back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573900
If you go by the river side,
you'll lose your la-la-la-la-liiiife~

[Anonymous No.]

>Get up
>Get ready to go to your job
>Grab the pack of Lucky Strikes off your table
>Go outside
>Hear laughter and loud popping coming from next door
>Look over
>Kitsune neighbour is teaching her daughter magic on their front lawn
>That's adorable
>Wait
>Frown
>Is she not going to school today?
>Walk over to their lawn and clear your throat
>"Hello, ma'am, I was wondering if Katie would be going to school today?"
>Milfy kitsune looks up confused
>"If she missed the bus I could perhaps give her a ride?"
>"School?"
>You nod
>Daughter is giggling
>MIlf laughs
>"Anon, honey, it's Saturday, there's no school."
>What
>Open Teacher bag
>Bring out cellphone
>It's 6:30 am
>Saturday
>God dammit
>"You seem a little tired, dear. Would you like to come in for some coffee?"
>Her tails are waving lazily back and forth
>She has a hopeful smile
>Shrug
>"Yeah, I could really use some, those damn nuns kept knocking on my door all night."
>She takes you by the arm and leads you inside
>Her daughter follows with a smile
>I guess Saturdays are ok too

Such is the life of the Male teacher

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys even like the dumb MGG commercials I have been doing/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572338
Bromont, you adding the bit of Nova Funk from the last thread to the pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573930
I do. They make the world feel more alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573930
Kinda cool. Wouldn't read a pastebin full of them, but they're nice intermissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573929
mmm fox milf want more

problem is most fox women hate smokers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573897
>>12573900
Yep, fairly unwashed with a musk that has the scent of sweat and the humid swamp they live in. Lookin' for some naive city boy to hold down in the shallow water and fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573930
I do anon, you make teacher proud.

Especially the Fluffy tail commercial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573917
That's what I meant, it's what I went to look for but it's been a while since I've read one of those. Doesn't have to show what's going on inside, seeing the cum leaking out is enough. I leave it to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573929
I thought you wouldn't be doing more until Saturday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573930
I still this the perfume one for huntress is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573945
He loves us too much anon. Can't stay away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573946
Think Wow, I am tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573929
So how does a teacher spend his weekends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573950
He's making me want to write again, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573929
>06:30 on a Saturday
>Any human or monster being being awake willingly if they don't have plans
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573958
fox milf and daughter duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573929
MGT has a nice life.

Didja see us talking earlier about how we think he should get Fox MILF and Daughteru tail brushes as a gift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573960
Bollocks please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573958
Like a normal person does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573945
I have some free time right now and I said I would post some stuff if I did, don't you remember anon?


I also have a 2 hour drive with a friend today in six hours so I wanted to be awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573969
But I don't know what a "normal" person does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573968
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573967
not just any tail brush
>>12573794
THE tailbrush of all tailbrushes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573970
That explains it.

>>12573974
Drinks coffee, reads a book, plays a game, hangs out with friends and drinks, sit on your couch and stare at the ceiling, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573979
>spending your weekend staring at the ceiling
My dad has been a big fan of that ever since they raised his retirement age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573967
I did, I liked it see>>12573943


>>12573958
My friend used to spend them fishing and hunting. I remember he went to his school with 3 dead partridges in the back of his truck and stuffed them in his lunch cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I was reading a doujin.
Pic related came up.
Had to save as a reaction macro.
Not sure what a good context to use it in would be though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573988
Your friend was a creep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573974
A normal person does whatever a normal person does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573991
>Wasting a image just to tell us that useless bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573994
So whatever Nami would do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573993
But they were delicious, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573997
Saw that one coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573991
Nice blog, m80

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573900
>>12573921

I'm now imagining a monstergirl singing Moody River.
>>12573941
That dirty sweaty look is just how everything gets down here from the stupid high humidity after even a day. That's why everyone wears undershirts and has to clean everything so often. It's literally living in a rainforest.

And the mud is five feet deep in the deep swamp even if it's sticking out of the water during the wet season. Unless you're on sand or gravel or tree roots, it really sucks to get around. The swamp is so muddy and thick and impassable that the only byways through it are the logging trails from the last few hundred years of people chopping down trees and the highway's built ten feet above it.

But then most of the human settlements are up on dry ground and only the swampies are in the deep deep back of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574012
Are you a pirate?

[Anonymous No.]

The scene starts out with a dark empty poorly light interior of a spaceship, the music is low and ominous.

The view changes to other parts of the spacecraft making it seem as it is huge, when finally the camera shows us a crew of 5 humans huddled in fear on the ships bridge.

the camera cuts again showing one of the humans screaming as he is pulled into the air duct in the ceiling, and the scene fades to black

errie glowing green letters slowly form the words upon the screen

Manticores

In space no one can hear you scream rape

<she moans as she changes the channel, muttering something about butchering a classic>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574019
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574019
Movies now, is it? Make more of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573930
Yes, this >>12573937
Please continue if you think of anything!

[Anonymous No.]

Is there enough love for dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574019
hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g

Well Amos Moses was a Cajun,
He lived by himself in the swamp.
He fucked Gator Gals for a livin,
He just knocked 'up in the womb with his rod.
The Louisiana law gonna get ya Amos
It ain't legal fucking Gator Girls down in the swamp, boy

Well everybody blames his old man,
For makin' him mean as a snake (girl),
When Amos Moses was a boy
His daddy would use him for Gator Girl bait.
Tie a rope around his neck, and throw him in the swamp,
Gator Girl Fucked him in a Louisiana bayou

About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his Frog waifu Hanna
hey raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries,
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses

Well, the folks around south Louisiana
Said Amos was a hell of a man
He could dom the biggest, the meanest Gator Girl
And just use one hand
That's all he's got left cause an Gator Girl bit him
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow

Well the sheriff caught wind that Amos
Was in the swamp huntin' Gator Girl Ass
So she snuck in the swamp, gonna getcha boy,
But she never come out again.
Well, I wonder where the Louisiana sheriff went to?
You can sure get lost in a Louisiana bayou!

About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his Frog waifu Hanna
hey raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries,
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574035
Would you care for a sick Dragon, even if she was never translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574046
Stop fucking teasing me with that VN. FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574035
You NEVER saw the reverse scale book commercial?

woah check the archives or mebbe someone saved it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574046
>sick
She's sick? Literally or figuratively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574046
You do know what she is suffering from right?

>>12574053

don't worry dood, the game is pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574055
I saw them. I just don't really like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574053
>Are you mad at me anon?
>>12574056
I thought she had a cold in that scene or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574061
Mad? I'm fucking pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574058
>pretty bad
Every VN is pretty bad, doesn't mean we can't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574056
I heard she's got a weak body or sumfin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574010
And to prepare for such an occasion, you planned on deleting the image immediately after.

RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574061
>cold
She's done for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574058
>the game is pretty bad
I think MGQ is pretty bad and that gets heralded as the second coming of double-Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574056
>>12574046
Katawa Shoujo MGs VN when?
Oh what have I done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574067
With a weary annoyed sigh, I do say, yes. Yes that is the intention. See? Gone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574076
>when
Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574045

Not enough French for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXerpxFZVJ4

>I'm imagining this as Joanna Can't Dance talking about a gatorgirl in the swamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574076
Hopefully never, but a /mgg/ VN? Probably never.

[Anonymous No.]

The scene starts out in a wild west environment, standard western movie main street set complete with dirt roads, tumbleweeds rolling by.

In the middle of the road are a pair of women, one is a lamia dressed in the stereotypical sort of mexican style clothing, sombrero, cloak. the other is a Badger woman dressed in a sheriffs outfit, both women are facing off each other, hands near their pistols on their hips, fingers slowly moving.

The Lamia says loudly " This Shota isn't big enough for both of us!"

<she changes the channel again>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574076

Since the dawn of the Age of Bromont many moons ago. Discussed to death already. There is nothing new under the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574068
>you'll never get to treat your cold ridden monster waifu
>you'll never wipe her nose fer her, feed her, or play video games with her while immune system is dealing with the virus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574083
Love this image.
Love it so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574089
Dude, what the fuck!?
I wanted to see if the lamia won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574091
>Discussed to death already
Nothing is discussed to death, there is always something.
>>12574089
So the Lamia sisters western? How's that coming along?

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574076
Isn't Catwater showdown enough for you anon, where does it end?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574102

Crippled monstergirls are. Go ask Uncle Bourbon to tell you the tale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574085
and I'm imagining a frog girl playing an accordion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573657
I thought you meant Devil May Cry...Like, the band from the opening of 3 Devil May Cry...I don't know why man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574095
You don't love it as much when you've actually known a blind woman, and had to help her out with every little thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574097
oh, ill spoil the movie for you, she and her sister gather all the shotas from the crooked sheriff and the rich cattle woman and take them back to their ranch and have the 'happy ending'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574103

I'm all for being friendly (to a point) but this isn't IRC. You don't need to announce your coming and going.

Nor does .Less need to get 50 replies just for posting ellipses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574107
Some call them waifus, I call them bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574094
yus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574114
Sounds stupid. I'd prefer an Unforgiven type of ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574114
The really scary part is when she starts to go all 'honey badger ' on the poor shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574107
>Uncle Bourbon
Is he even around? I can't even remember the last time I saw an Immovable Brick...
>>12574111
>DMC3 intro
>the pizza, the scythe through the chest, the dragging the guy while going to turn up the volume
Fuck me that was a good game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574112
Fair point.

Counter-point however, was she someone to whom you were attracted to and felt an actual desire to help of your own volition, at any point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574129
Let's not forget the acquisition of Nevan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574123
>for just posting ellipses
You do realize that those are all REQUESTS, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574131
She was my mother. And no, I wasn't attracted to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574137

Doesn't matter. We all know he just draws whatever the fuck he's told to by Bob and Bourbon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574131
This is a little off the topic, but related, we knew this really nice blind girl, abd her big dream was to learn how to drive a car, so we took her down to this huge empty parking lot, and by using vocal instructions had her drives , albeit slowly, through the parking lot , I had never seen someone so happy as that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574136
God that was one of the best parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574125
Wait.
This was meant for >>12574114.
Not that it even matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574138
Well, there is a difference between caring for family, and caring for a partner...

But whatever, points made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574094
>Doting over your sick lamia waifu by making her tea with LOTS of honey the way she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574139
He posts plenty of other stuff too.

Like the nice Hathor a bit ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574139
I'm neither of them and he's done 4 of my requests, checkmate atheist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574123

Since somebody in here sounds like they go to IRC. What were the conspiracy theories .less was talking about that got mentioned last thread? I never found out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574094
giving her a sponge bath, brushing out her tails, rubbing her ears , just staying with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574148
>making her her favorite meal, waffles, to cheer her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574158
>then you catch her cold
>and now she's doting over you
>giving you backrubs, hugs, massages, making you your favorite meal

[Anonymous No.]

Thats an intresting idea , make an MGG irc channel on rizon.
watch there be 3 users, all of them OPS and everyone else gets banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573944
http://imgur.com/zZDse4t
I made it a little less understated. The blood and shit in the cum didn't really work out, so you'll just have to imagine it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574149

Of course he did. He's trying to cash in on the popularity of it in the hopes someone will look at his work and commission him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574164
>IRC
That didn't work out for Bromont's BS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574164

There is an /mgg/ channel already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573789
>That realism art
dafuck is that in my animu for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574169
Okay, that is a LOT of jizz. Her braid is too small though, just noticed that. It's supposed to be way thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574174
If its on rizon, i can bounce in now and then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574169
God damn you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574178
It's a stylistic choice for the opening.
The actual animation is more normal for anime of the time. Quite well done at that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574159
Telling her romanticized stories of your youth to help her fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574178
delete that image

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574111
You aren't the first person to confuse the two. I don't blame you anon. You won't be the last either.

>>12574174
That should be mentioned in the OP, and it's location as well I should think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574191
Now, now, I think to some degree it's fine.

Not that guy, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574200
No, that is not fine, at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574193
I just see fairy bewbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574190
>she doesn't fall asleep because she wants to hear more stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574207
Fairies or Mermaids, pick your poison, you'll never understand either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574210

I choose that fountain in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574208
she snuggles into you holding you into her, because she does not want to be alone, and letting you see this side of her that you rarely get to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574213
You're going to hump an untranslated background prop? Anon, you pervert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574210
>fairy with delicious skin color
>mermaid with ear fins
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574219

But she's the one gushing wet, not me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574220
>Why not both?
There would appear to be a mysterious barrier between you and the Mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574217
>She then kisses you sofly on your lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574210
Yes, you have 30 seconds left to choose the woman you shall take on a date tonight, will it be the lovely mermaid, or the sensual fariy, come come, time is running out.....

<she changes the channel again>
I pick fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574226
As if a piece of glass is enough to stop me from loving my mermaid waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574228
How many channels do you get on that fucking crystal ball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574210
>>12574226

>webbed fingers
>can't even properly hold her hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574226
>webbing handjobs
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574129
Is this the same Uncle Bourbon from the Skype Chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574234
You can hold her hand, you just can't interlock your fingers together as you slowly insert your penis in her wet vagina while kissing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574210
Fairy.
I like her hand-mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574232
It spirit world cable network, last i checked i think its over 300 channels, and that's NOT including the premium channels.

We also get some human world TV programming, but not that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574217
>>12574208
>It turns into a heartwarming 1001 Nights story at this point

Goddamn, now I'm thinking about Sir Knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574210
Forget the Mermaid, give me that sultry-looking Fairy. I bet she's as kinky as a Dark Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574244
Not The Princess Bride? Anon, we raised you netter than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574242
>over 300 channels
And how much of that is just porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574247
i think she teaches dark elves
remember elves and fairies are related

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574248
>The Princess Bride
Is this a kissing book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574249
about 80, mebbe 100, those are the premium channels

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574260
I used to subscribe to the 3 kemonomimi channels

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574255
>you will never be used as a learning tool by a Fairy teaching Dark Elves how to treat their humans
Dayum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Texas
Dragon a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574267
>"Remember class, he should always refer to you by your title. This lowly pathetic worm is to call me 'mistress' or he shall be punished."

muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574262
elves, light and dark, fox women, demon women, etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574273
>dragon
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574275
so weird how that the dark elf maid that comes by to clean my place 3 times a week never seems like that, she is always kind, polite and friendly to me, yet you guys write about them as men abusers and evil dominating women

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574248
Oh.
I was referring to that one piece of writefaggotry that ended with a knight making a Ghoul eat her own heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574287
>abusers and evil dominating women
There's nothing abusive or evil about being a dom anon, it's just a way of expressing love.
Captcha: floggin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574292
That's just fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572609
here is an illustration of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574287
>Human living in one of those gated, rape-free community.

You wouldn't last a day in the slums. You'd be some Manticore's bitch once night falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574287
>dark elf
>maid
She wants you to dominate her, and force her to call you master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358

Missouri
Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574295
It's not morbid, really.
She ends up becoming human from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574299
Actually, I am a human living in the spirit world, I use the internet to converse to the 'old world'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Auckland, New Zealand

I want me a Shark Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574306
well, the book i am working on anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Washington
Alraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574305
How...fuckin wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Okay, Finland and Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574305
That makes zero sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574315
Magic, ain't gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574311
there is a game called cardfight vanguard, they have a clan called neo nectar, they have like 100 pics of alrunes for them, might wanna go look those up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574305
>Ends up becoming human
lolwut.
That is, truly, the most disgusting thing I have heard in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574311
...can I have some of her seeds?
I want to plant one in my garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Maine
Foxgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574317
>>12574315
If I remember, it was based on some old fairy tale about an ogre that had it's heart stored somewhere to make him immortal, and then the hero finds it, and, long story short, makes him put it back in his body to make sure he follows through on his "I can change, so spare me," rant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574319

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574321
Fucking hell, I swore I would never play that game.
Stop making me want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574332
>beating up an old man in his pajamas
That's not very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574321
>look it up
>Dyrad is a fucking rasta pineapple

>>12574325
Why should I give my daughterys to a complete stranger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574336
Nigga, can't you see that wand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574326
>Maine
I just got done watching a Stephen King movie.

Is it true that all that shit happens there regularly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574341
Wands are not for realsies, only staffs are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574342
It did in Earnest Evans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574342
Yeah, anon, a couple days ago The Mist came back, luckily we had flame throwers ready this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574338
Umm...uhhh...cause you don't want them to all grow up and flood your house and make it uninhabitable, leaving you all homeless, and instead want them to go to good homes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574351
What would it be like if The Mist contained Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574356
>Instead of the father shooting his kid he finds an awesome wife

It would be like that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574353
That's a big stretch there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574356

>Thinnies
>Containing anything but the most horrible cosmic rape from the spaces between spaces

You've been listening to their song for too long bub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574342
Pfft, no, my grandmother had fucking Highschool with Steven King, and goes by his house at least once a month.

But one of my friends once shook hands with Stephen King and his body temp droped 10 fucking degrees...I can't explain that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574321
Don't forget about Bermuda Triangle, the clan composed completely of mermaid pop idols

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574375
>mermaid pop idols
What's next, metal paying kitsunes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574331

Wasn't that the plot behind a Paper Mario chapter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574385
Yes.
Based off the fairy tale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574380

DJ Werebats, duh. And I don't mean the shitty Skillrex kind either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574394
>Not DJ Werebeats
Nigga...C'Mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574394
How about country alligator girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573662
>OOOH! MOTH-CHAN
>ITS THE ELEVEN TZICHES IN ONE SECOND
>TZICHTZICHTZICHTZICHTZICHTZICHTZICHTZICHTZICHTZICHTZICH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574210
Fairy. Superior lilac skin beats fishy body

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574411
Fishtits makes beautiful music with you, your argument is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574405
Shall we discuss names for the SerpenTeens girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574416
>beautiful music
Can you actually hear it? Or is it just implied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574423
"Making beautiful music together" is a euphemism for sex my child. Here's a crying loli Fairy for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574422
Liquid Loli, Solid Strumpet, Naked Nelly and Solidus Sally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574429
>those tits
That's not a loli, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574429
>loli
>those hips and breasts
That's a loli and I'm the Mermaid Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574431
>>12574434
Live and learn, and learning is fun!
...I'm going to stop the imagedump before people get mad at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574430
So...who would those name go to, exactly?
Are those stage names, or?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574438
Stagenames, duh. And they go to the ones they're appropriate to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574440
They sound more like slime girl stage names, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574450
But they're all snake names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574454
I know they are but they still sound slimy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574438
>>12574450
>>12574454
If I have to go with these...

Liquid Loli - Shirohebi
Naked Nymph - Medusa
Solidus Sally - Echidna
Solid Strumpet - Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574454
As well as chick names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574459
>Medusa being naked and a nymph
How quaint.
...last Vanadis pic, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574459
How about...
Himiko - Shirohebi
Talia - Apophis
Goldeneye - Medusa
Mother Viper - Echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574459
>Apophis
>being a strumpet
No breaking news there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574463
>last one
You can't give up that easily, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574466
>Master, would you like to play with my beasts
>my beasts
I don't...I'm going to go with no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574468
Looks like her beasts got sad that you don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574468
It was an accident. Though it's a funny one since scyllas were originally depicted as having beast heads on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574466
I wish I was a contortionist so I could motorboat her while tittyfucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574473
I'm sure there's a surgery where they remove your bones and replace them with a parasitic slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574475
>a parasitic slime.
How would she fuck me from the inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574473
Wouldn't you wind up rubbing against your own dick then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574473
If you were a contortionist, you'd have your head so far up your ass that you'd be wearing yourself as a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574478
She'd find your prostate easily enough...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574479
My dick is kinda small. I might come in my own mouth at the end, but that's a small price to pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574480
Mean Scylla, bullying poor Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574481
There aren't any bones in the ass, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574478
Do you really want to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574484
>a slime can't move freely through your tissue
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dumbpire will never get an anime
>because of this, Shishido Shiho will never be voiced by Atsuko Tanaka

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574485
>a girl with a slime inside her
I want to fuck her like an animal. I would even wear a fairy like a condom to fuck 3 different girls simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574486

The limited speed of osmosis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574487
>will never get an anime
Why not? Is it getting the axe or something? It's not, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574486
Because that will lead to an anal-urethral ouroboros and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574494

It just doesn't seem popular enough for an anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574493
MAMONO MANA.
>>12574495
Well I'm not the one being subjected to it so I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574495
>>12574499
>not wanting an anal-urethral ouroboros milk you endlessly
Plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574498
Parasyte got one and the manga ended ages ago, though. There's always hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574503
It did? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574505
Yes, yes it did. Do you even keep up with current events?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574505
Am I an asshole for being territorial? Because I would totally pour boiling vinegar all over this thing for having the audacity to grow in my yard without my permission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574503

Isn't Parasyte pretty iconic though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574507
I'd totally pour semen down her lewd throatpussy for her audacity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574509
>iconic
I don't see a lot of people talk about it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574506
Not really. I've grown weary with most anime related things.

>>12574507
You're mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574512
>filename
Is there something you want to talk about anon?
>grown weary
How does that happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574514
Beach episodes, harems, improper tsunderes, ect.

As for the filename, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574515
>Beach episodes, harems, improper tsunderes
These things mostly happen in bad anime though, why would you even watch stuff like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574512
Not like I can dig her up and plant her some one else. She'd rape me.
>>12574515
You just have shit taste in anime. That's why you're getting bored with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574517
Actually that was rude of me. The fact that you grow weary of it means that you don't have shit taste. If you did you wouldn't grow weary of it. None the less, you watch shit anime.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you guys want from the MMIN anime?
Original plot, or just the One Piece and Bleach treatment where they just follow the manga but with a lot of filler?

My one goes to the filler option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574514
>How does that happen?
I pretty much only watch moeshit these days. You know, the girls 7-12 and boys 25-35 demographic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574519
Pretty much. I'm hoping that one kickstarter anime won't be too bad though.

>>12574516
When you're bored you're bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574521
>watching moeshit
Why? There's a fuckton of good stuff out there, so much I'll never finish my backlog because it just keeps growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574523
Name some good things that aren't Cowboy Bebop and Ghost in the Shell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574522
>that thing around her snake bit
How does she move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574527
Not very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574526
>spoonfeeding
Fine. Based on your tastes:
Outlaw Star
Serial Experiments Lain
Real Drive
Eve no Jikan
The Big O
Planetes
Freedom
That's all sci-fi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574523
>a fuckton of good stuff
>chuuni shit
>shounen battle shit
No way no way. I haven't even started a series that wasn't a cute comedy in what, years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574531
Just because you haven't watched it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574530
>>12574535
>in years
>1998
>1998
>2008
>2008
>1999
>2003
>2006
>it's now 2014, 6 years after the last ones

Also nice job starting with an age-old shounen series and chuuni shit that I watched more than a decade ago in middle school, brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574537
>I magically know what you've seen
>the year it came out in matters
Eat me, asswipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574539
>>the year it came out in matters
It sure does when I specifically talked about starting new series broski.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574541
>starting new series
I was under the impression we were talking about starting to watch series you hadn't seen before. My apologies, I didn't think you'd be of the "it's old, therefore it sucks" school of thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574543
>"it's old, therefore I watched it years ago"
Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ needs to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574544
>Name some good things that aren't Cowboy Bebop and Ghost in the Shell
I did. Again, I can't magically know what you've seen. Stop bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573512
How about Ranuinne? It seems kinda feminine, and sorta... pleasant. What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574548
Pronounced 'Rahn-you-in'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574550
That's kind of obvious though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574555
I dunno. The way letters sound can be completely different depending on shit like nationality. Coulda been, Idunno 'Ran-new-ene'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574555
>ra-nu-in
>ran-wĩn
>ʁan-wãn
The possibilities are endless.

[Anonymous No.]

So I keep hearing people say Vanadis stuff is bad. How bad? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574547
>Just because you haven't watched it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Nice projecting there duder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574564
>projecting
How is that projecting? That's pretty much true in regards to anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574555
>>12574558
But yeah I'm more interested in the aesthetics of the name. Because it's fitting, Ran, or Rán is an asshole sea goddess and Uuinne is the gothic bastardisation of 'wunjō' which is symbolic of joy and contentment. Which resembles the conflict between the gluttonous Rusalka and having a joyful and content relationship. So I feel the name itself is kinda poetic. And I personally think it sounds sort of elegant but what about you guys? This naming shit is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574569
Just use the name already, I can't name for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574571
How to fuck do parents do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574576
Poorly, how many people with cool names do you personally know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574569
>This naming shit is hard.
That's why I keep to simple, neutral and to the point when I can't avoid naming someone. Names are really culture-specific and can give a really weird vibe if you aren't careful. Like Alp's 80's teen movie mormon colony.

>>12574576
They go fucking nuts misspelling common names to be ~unique~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574578
Tyrone
Chad
Honestly though, I don't think I know any one with a unique name. I know a Gabby. Not sure if that's a good name or not though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574579
>80's teen movie mormon colony
I still don't get what the fuck that's about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574582
>Tyrone
Bet he's not Irish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574582
>Gabby
Not, that is not a good name, that sounds like babby's first words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574576

You pick a nice classic name and damn the special snowflake bullshit.

I've got a common first name and a unique last name so most anyone who isn't my friend but knows me uses that anyway.

>>12574582
Gabby is short for Gabriel which isn't terrible as names go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574578

I know a guy named Storm. I also used to know a lady named Kameo, and another named Echo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574591

>All those poor girls named after cars like Porsche and Mercedes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574591
Those are kind of neat, except that Storm reminds me too much of the Swedish -ström, which makes it mundane as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574592
Mercedes-Benz was named after a girl named Mercedes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574583
>the moth-chan abomination
>dialogue sounds like an 80's teen movie
>conservative anglo-american (ie mormon) names
Can't get more specific since, you know, he deleted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574597
>conservative anglo-american (ie mormon) names
I'm not an American, I don't know what that means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574596

And Ashley used to be a boys name. But see what happens when you send a kid to public school named that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574601
Names that were super common in like 19th-20th century USA, but have since fallen out of use outside of old-school cultists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574607

Like Enoch and similar bible names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574607
I'm not an American, I don't know what that means.
...can't you just tell me what those names were? Jebediah? Ezekiel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574611

Not him but you're on the right track.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574611
Well as you know he deleted it, so I can't copypaste them for you and I don't remember the specifics. There were at least two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574615
>>12574610
I honestly don't remember reading anything with names like that. Since you can't tell me what the names actually were, I'm just going to assume you're bullying him again for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>Leave the thread with 300 resplies
>Now it has +1200
I can't fucking read all of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574620
If we're talking about the Moth-chan=Tomoko thing, it seriously wasn't the names that I paid attention to, but keep in mind that he's not an American either, and I don't have any idea what kind of names are commonly used there, I doubt he'd know either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574625
Just hit [Bottom] and go from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574626
I'm not an American either, but I guess if he grew up watching that kind of movies it would explain why he writes like that. My English prose has a definite Lovecraft influence from reading a lot of it in English in middle and high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574625

I just skim through, ctrl-f to see if any of my stories were mentioned, and pick up the post chain of any conversations that catch my eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574636
>writes like that
And another thing, when I read his stuff I don't get any "80's teen movie vibes", but then again I haven't seen any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574641
I usually don't read his stuff so I can't say how common it is, but denifitely there in the tomoko-moth story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574645
Maybe it was on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574646
I guess it's possible, but ironic shitwriting is still shitwriting.

[Anonymous No.]

>Forgot to add the new story to the pastebin until now

Dohoho silly me.

http://pastebin.com/BGGqw8L7>>12574625
>>12574625
You missed another mgt and some neat little commercial things.

And some shit posting.

I got like, an hour and a half till I am out, anyone have any ideas for another MGT home edition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574651
He catches one of the nuns acting completely normal by human standards, and has a surprisingly pleasant conversation with her not realising that it was one of the crazy sex nuns, asides from a strange sense of familiarity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574651
Slimes in the pipes. Can he handle the plumbing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574652
They meet at the market or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574652
And civillian clothes. Wouldn't make sense for him not to notice a nun in a nun's outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574560
I hear it's bland and loaded with cliche

I still want to play someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574656
>>12574652
I could probably do something like this, have one of them work at a local market or something.

>>12574653
Uh... Um.. Kay? Not sure how I would go about that, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574661
>slutty nun is a fruit vendor at the market

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574661
>Not sure how I would go about that, honestly.
Don't worry about it. I just threw out there the first idea that came to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574650
You know he did delete it, why bother talking about it anymore?
>>12574657
>bland and loaded with cliche
So just the same stuff Japan always does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574670
It got brought up as an example of naming creating a mood?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah, TA. Just want to say, your character has good taste in cigarettes, even if they're expensive

[Anonymous No.]

Is everyone dead? Or just sitting and staring at their monitors, waiting for someone to actually post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574719
I'm watching Mad Men and flipping over every now and then to see what's going on in the thread. I have a question though. If your favorite actress was a monster girl which monster girl would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574720
Wolf girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574722
Who's your favorite actress?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be at the market
>You remember your mother used to make you apple crisp when you were little
>So you now find yourself at a local mini market in the fruit section
>There is a lady taking inventory next to you
>She sees you shopping
>"it's not everyday you see a man shopping for himself."
>I guess
>"I just came by to pick up some apples for something."
>"Oh, what are you making?"
>You take a couple of the golden apples and toss them into the bag
>"Apple crisp."
>She sounds surprised
>"You know how to cook?"
>You spend the next few minutes talking to her as she moved from basket to basket, checking the dates and numbers
>She finally turns to you
>"Say, you have any other recipies that yo-"
>You turn towards her in confusion
>She is staring at you in shock
>Why does she look familiar
>It's one of the slutty nuns
>Oh
>Well
>This is akward
>You clear your throat
>"It was nice talking to you Anna, I have to go now..."
>She blushes
>"W-wait!"
>Please god not in public
>"Yes?"
>"Uh, um, can we trade recipies again, I really like cooking.."
>Huh
>"Sure, you know where I live, feel free to stop by I guess."
>She smiles
>She's still blushing
>She mumbles thanks as you walk away
>I guess today wasn't so bad

Such is the life of the Male teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574719
I'm watching Dengeki Fighting Climax on twitch because one of the arcades is actually streaming it in decent quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574719
I'm making lunch.

>That feel when no monster girl gf to make you lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574723
Kate Beckinsale

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574724
He's going to end with the nun, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574724
>a local mini market in the fruit section
What does this mean? Is it like a corner shop or something?
I imagined it was gonna be at a nice market hall or something ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574720
Guess I'll answer my own question. Christina Hendricks would probably be the most voluptuous Holstaurus to ever grace the planet. I want to milk her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574730
Not bad, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574724
This made me happy. Please follow up on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574734
Have a local example, anon https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t31.0-8/c0.103.851.315/p851x315/461692_10150883956713971_443730112_o.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574732
I thought it would be horrible but thinking about it it wouldn't be so bad
>hoursewife tier waifu
>Queen of dirty-talk in the bedroom
>Is her sacred duty to never leave your morning-wood un-worshipped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574745
G-gross dude... I feel bad for her now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Budapest_great_market_hall.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574724
Never enough qt dark priestess.

Milfy kitsune & priestess threesome when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574724
>>12574732
>>12574747
I'm rooting for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574747
It sounds nice, but there's still the matter of her wanting to fuck and talk about her feeling when you want to watch TV.
>Anon, let's make love together~
>B-but Married with Children is on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574724
>She blushes
>"Uh, um, can we trade recipies again, I really like cooking.."
>She smiles
>She's still blushing
Hnnnng.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574749
Meh, only about 1000 people live in this town. Such is life in the state of Maine.

>>12574750
Maybe, remember I am quite partial to fluffy tails, however I will listen to the anons.

>>12574755
Glad you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574752
>remember I am quite partial to fluffy tails, however I will listen to the anons.
That was meant for you as well, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574754
>Watching TV
Nothing on TV is worth watching ever. And if she isn't happy to shut up and watch anime with you then she is no waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574764
What is she makes love to you AND watches TV with you at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574767
A little distracting but I'd get over it. I'd ask her what she'd like to do, asides from sex though, because obviously she isn't feeling engaged in watching whatever I'm watching. But no porn before 8pm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574767
Uncaring sex is my favourite. I'd love to sit a cute nun on my cock and ravage her while she watches some TV and has a snack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574226
It's some kind of wall of psychic energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574771
>"A-anon, do we have to do this? It's so embarrassing?"
>She's blushing brightly despite still moving her hips
>"Shhhh, Courage the Cowardly Dog is on"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574774
>Cowardly Dog
You. I remember you. You still tryin' to give me nightmares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574774

>Rat
>Come here rat
>Give me a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574776
Not my fault you're a scardy cat. I bet you want a big, strong Minotaur to cradle you like a baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574774
>Shut up! You're ruining my immersion! You're not supposed to care!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574776
RETURN THE SLAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574783
>WHAT'S YER OFFER?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574780
Man I was a child watching this creepy shit at like midnight. It drew me in though. I was too afraid to look away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574781
>Honey, if you don't become quiet I won't creampie you.

>>12574785
Courage taught me to be okay with myself with that one episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574786
Courage taught me to never trust people who show up at your door asking for things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574785

>Not watching Gundam and 0080 and 0083 and 08th MS team plus Kenshin and Yu Yu Hakusho uncut versions in the Midnight Run

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUn7KgXhwwI

We come from different worlds, you and I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574787
Sounds like a good lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574787
>Not having your parent's teach you this.
It's look-both-ways-when-crossing-the-street-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574788
I spent my childhood midnights watching adult swim and toonami reruns when I wasn't watching TV1. There was one show about a giant spaceship dragonfly that ate planets. I thought that one was cool. I think anime on toonami was a bit before my time. The only anime i remember watching on toonami was Inuyasha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574787
And to never let doctor gerbils into your house.
>IT'S DOC GERBIL'S WORLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574793
My parents a shit. Only ever taught me what not to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574794

>Lexx

That show was so fucking awesome in the first two seasons and only mediocre in the second two. I can still rock the Stanley Tweedle dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXzCddEBZl0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574724
That was cute, keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574800
Fucking good times. Remember that episode with the virus mosquitoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Package for Mr. Anon! One packaged rape, where do you want me to put it sir?"

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to hug your daughteru today, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574813
Those fucking aliens mouths. I hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574787
You'd read a story about a freaky Kikimora named Mildred, right? A story about how she's been...naughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574812
Also
>Dat part lizardgirl trundere

[Anonymous No.]

Would monster girls enjoy this?
http://exhentai.org/s/b3b9603e4e/707833-79

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574833
Artificial insemination? I think they'd prefer the old fashioned approach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574815
I always hug my daughterus after dicking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574800
Unf. I remember this. You can't go wrong with an opening like that.
>Vaiyo A-O

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574840
Do you irrumate your daughterus? That's my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574822
>Hello new friend, my name is Mildred
>the words you hear are in my head.
>I say, I said my name is Mildred,
>and I've been... very naughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574842
Only when they use dirty language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574846
I bet they do it really often, and particularly near bedtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574842
>>12574846
Sometimes I swear they do it on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574838
That costs a lot of extra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574849
>>12574850
>Goodnight dear
>Goodnight daddy~
>And daddy...?
>Yes dear?
>...Poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574813
Ah yeah, just put it up in my cousins room, Frank always like Alice in Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574754
>Married with Children is on!
>"BUT AAAAAANON!"
cue laugh track

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574854
And your other daughter:
"Daddy... POO-TZICHING"
She then blushes heavily and hides under the blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574864
And then daddy put the both of them in the same bed and firmly but gently fucked both their faces in turn. The end!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574867
We don't dick daughterus in this house young man!

Now go plow your waifu right this instant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574861
>Anon sits on the couch with his hand down his pants
>His waifu keeps pestering him when he wants to watch TV and maybe enjoy a Tang Sandwich later

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12573934
Where would I add it? Beginning or end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574876
Whatever fits, man. You just gotta follow your gut and do whatever for maximum feng Shui.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574870
>not sneaking into your daughteru's room as she's cutely snoozing under the blanket
>not climbing onto her bed, resting your head on her tiny thighs, covered by the soft blankets
>not slapping your daughteru's cute little nose with your sweaty, wrinkly, musky balls again and again as you plunge your dick deep into her mouth and throat
>not cumming almost straight into her little stomach from your big dick that's distending her her all the way to her collarbones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574875
>Playing thumbwars in your pants to see who has rights to the access of your crotch
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574881
You're a bad father anon, are you married to a Dark Priest or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574881
Daughterus are not for fucking, you sick bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574886
>are you married to a Dark Priest
Please don't bring my waifu's religion into this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574889
They seem like the type to nag at you, and ruin your man cave with their gaggle of friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573199

Damn you. I know it's a lot later in the thread, but now I can't get the image of a Genki Mantis out of my head.

Like she enjoys flashing her arm-blades around, making poses, while exclaiming that shes, "A Warrior of Justice."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574891
>mantis
>genki
She can still pose as a warrior of justice, but being energetic at the same time? Forget about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574889
Hey anon, your waifu a shit for allowing daughteru dickings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574890
I bet his neighbors are a guy with a nice hairdo and a Chicken Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574890
She replaced my man cave with a CBT cavern ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574897
That's racist! You have to respect her culture, which involves dicking some daughterus. They don't see any problem with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574899
>you build your man cave for yourself, your male friends, and the one Wurm that's there for no reason
>Your waifu and her friends take over, and ruin everything
>Deciding that this shit will not fly, you destroy it by moving a pillar that's strategically placed in the center of the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574895
>Does all the poses
>Says all the lines in a monotone voice
>Deadpan expression the whole time
How can anyone not want this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574900
>respect culture
>Dark Priest

Pfft haha, that's a good one anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574905
>"I will become a hammer of justice...!" The Mantis girl quietly yells out while dramatically posing Kamen Raider style

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574903
>your waifus friends rape all your friends
>the man cave turns into an orgy cave
>the wurm girl is really sad that she lost all her friends, cries

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574919
>She mourns the loss of her friends dearly
>But she mourns the loss of the Rockem Sockem Robots even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574922
>she sheds a tear for her fallen robot comrades
>ignoring the rape fest behind her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
Milk for the milk god

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574938
I want to gently rub her tummy while hugging her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574938
A++ very cute
Would press ear to stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574940
But how can you hug that which isn't real anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574943
She's real in my heart, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574941
>she moos as you press your ear to her stomach
>you can barely make out a faint moo from within

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574945
she would never love you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574938

I'd like her as a God. She looks very caring and gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574938
https://i.imgur.com/xc4AIHg.png
glasses were added

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574951
And what makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574955
How can something that isn't real love something that is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574957
The same way something real can love something that isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574957
Anon do you even the basics of a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574960
I wish Charon was real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574963
But she is real. Who do you think posts those puns in every thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574965
It's nothing but a Charade. Charon isn't posting puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574972
Of course she is. We take her for granite.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine buying shades for your Gazer girlfriend.
>'Why are you buying two pair of regular shades and four cyclops shades.'
>'We got to do the CSI: Miami thing ONCE during one of your LPs'
>'How do you expect me to put on five pairs of shades? Especially when two of them are near my ass'
>'Huh I guess you could say that a big...'
>'Oh god.'
>Puts shades on
>'Hindsight'
>'YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH'
>'We're not visiting Charon-chan anymore.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574974
Alloy me to Aluminate the situation. I deposit that there is orely a select few who post puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574975
>LPing Metroid Prime 3 with Gazer girlfriend
>She won't stop referencing Retsupurae by saying "STILL FALLING" with every new planet

[Anonymous No.]

>Charon has a trigger finger wore that the most twitchy of Manticore invenomated cowboys
>Her hands clench and unclench around the shaded glasses holsterd by her hips
>They're halfway to her face before she even finishes the pun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574976
Lets not get lavaish with the puns again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574982
Yeah, the puns get really crusty over time. And of cores, only Charon to hold the mantle of the punmaster so why bother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574983
Because she's magmanimous towards those who make puns despite that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574985
She must really admire our convection, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574987
She doesn't mind sharing the Limelight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574990
What a lavaly girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574990
I mean, it really rocks me what grounded personality she is. She brings so much to the plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574991
>>12574999
I think we should stop soon. There's not too much we can do with rocks and such, not to mention these puns are a little obsidius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575000
True, the life of a pun-off is never set in stone.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that a Dragon's weak point is her soft belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575011

I thought it was her reverse scale, or do not all dragon-types "suffer" from that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575022
Only Ryu, and Alatreons, have that. Fuck, Alatreons are COVERED in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575022

Only Ryu(s)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574169
>Blood

That was a joke, I'm not into guro. Nice work man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575023
Good luck with an Alatreon girl. They're extremely aggressive, territorial, and will destroy your expensive airships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574169

>The blood and shit in the cum

what

why would you even

dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575039
>>12575045
Well, you guys said that the original wasn't gangbanged enough...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575045
>>12575039

Don't be such a BLEEDING heart, I'm sure he's aware of his SHIT taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575050
I'm glad to see that you weren't traumatized by those 200 sloppy seconds, Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575050
That was a shitty joke. You are awarded no points, and may Hathor have mercy on your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574169
Why are you doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575041
And yet you can rape them if you have slime gear/girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574169
I wouldn't want to walk around in the boat though, geez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575064
Who the hell would want to wade through the jizz of numerous men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574169

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575053
I'm sure hathor will forgive him for milking unfunny puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575065
put on some waders if you want to be the last one in. your dick will steam shovel all of your competitor's cum out, and, through sloppy 200ths, you'll be the father of Charon's pun loving daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575068
Well, I've had enough for one night. I'm going to bed, even though it's 8 in the mornin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574870
>>12574887
You go to Hell and you die! Daughteru dicking for life! New life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575072
How deep a pool of cum would you stand in to get a shot at impregnating her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574322
Serously? THAT'S the most disgusting thing you've seen here?

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2747674

Toddlercons can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575083
Me? none. I don't want to impregnate her. charon deserves painal for her pun crimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574502
You're the ONE guy who wants that, what does that tell you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
Needs milk drip

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575091
I wonder if he puts his dick in a vacuum hose and shoves the other end up his arse. You know, for science, like that one guy who tried to fuck a bowl of jello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575090
I guess you need to act fast then, I doubt the anal would be very painful anymore after like 50 cumshots lubing her butthole up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574724
>Dark Priest Route unlocked

BUENO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575095
well, I know I'm not the biggest of the bunch, so I'll have to go first. Dry. then, when everyone else is done, put on some long gloves and go elbow deep in her poop chute so she never takes a regular shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575091
That I have rich and refined tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574750
>not foursome

Why would you leave the daughter out of the fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573816
Please, please just do Hathor getting fucked from behind while her horns are used as grips for the man's hands; lots of flying milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574897
>Hey anon, you have the best waifu ever

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575103
Gotta have a pretty small dick to comfortably fit it inside a child, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574899
>association Dakr Priest with CBT

NO. FUCK YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully an mg.

>Poking a cyclops in the eye
>Yanking on a kitsune's or a jinko's tail
>Tying a lamia's tail into a knot


Please post your bullying scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575107
Does Hathor has an Inquisition? Because I think they need to pay you a visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575098
>go elbow deep in her poop chute
That's weird and way sadistic, dude. That's not an appropriate reaction to bad puns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575109
>>Hey anon, you are the best waifu ever
FTFY
>>12575112
None of your scenarios are cute, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575112
>Please post your bullying scenarios
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575114
she brings it out of me. She's been warned repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575110
>comfortably
Who cares about that...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575098
>>12575098
Geez, anon. No need to be so ass-pained about it. Reign in your shitty attitude. You shouldn't be so butt-bglasted over a little word-play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575085
All of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575099
Shit and bad taste, and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575120
I really don't have a whole lot to say to this. who doesn't care about being comfy? Why would you like to hurt yourself and your daughteru?
>not caring about being comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575130
A lot of sex acts are uncomfy, but are really sexually arousing in spite of it. You can always be comfy afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575121
this is what I'm talking about, Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575110
>child
Oh yeah, forgot about that. When I think of daughter dicking always default to their teens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575112
>dropping a yuki-onna off in a desert
>dumping milk down a drain in front of a holstaurus
>cutting down a tree in front of a dryad
>bug spray on any insect monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575133
Don't you see it's a trap? If you painal her before her mind breaks, it's gonna be a barrage of ass puns the whole way through!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575140
That only makes my penis harder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Netherlands,

fluffy and scale are equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575140
the trick is to mindbreak her through painal, so the puns slowly turn into
>Ah-Anon, you're being a shit-hea-ah ah
then you push her face into the cum pool and bubbles come up, then you lift her head out again by her braid
>what was that, Charon?
>ah agh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575145
>You're a real pain in the ass, you know that?
>Ungh...!
>Hey, hey, there's no hurry! You can stop busting my ass!
>Aaargh...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575103

>Dicking the daughteru.

You're worse than those who want horse pussy.

>Implying people who love horse pussy isn't because they love the woman in front of the horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575148
>>12575151
>>12575140

That's it. I'm jumping outta this fucking boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575151
MORE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575148
>>12575151
Please stop, you're giving me a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575131
I dunno, man. I imagine putting your dick in a child would be less uncomfy and more downright painful for all parties involved. Screaming, blood, like go find milk bottle or something, put a thin plastic ring around the inside and put your dick in it and wait till you get hard. Shit's just going to get stuck, tear. Literally scaring her for life. And I mean, how are you going to explain that to the hospital?
>She tripped and landed on my dick.
I get the feeling that all these dick the daughteru fags never really thought it out. Unless you're this guy
>>12575136
Where it's more like dick the teen I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575152
>horsefuckers
>being better than anyone

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>>/mlp/
Fucking bestialityfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575157
I imagine my dicked daughteru being like 12.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575153
it's the only way to forget her face covered in cum and tears, as she tries to say another pun, then an anon's veiny, angry cock cuts her off by shoving into her mouth, grabbing her by her ears and mercilessly fucking her throat as she chokes on precum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575140
>>12575148
>>12575151
>>12575163
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575164
this is the future she chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575157
Or what, are you just going to keep pumping away at your bleeding, screaming daughteru until she straight up bleeds out? Because it'll take forever for you to finish. Like fapping with a deathgrip. If said deathgrip blead and cried. I just... why? I mean sure you could use the blood as lube if you're into that sort of thing, but then what's a person like you doing with a daughteru in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575148
>cum waterboarding

I take back what I said. The cum pool is necessary. We will break the Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575168
Cum inhalation is my fetish. Cum waterboarding is even hotter than coming in her nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575160
Dunno man, I've seen some pretty small 12 yrolds. Thought I guess a monstergirl would sexually mature faster than a normal human. But Iduno, shouldn't you be a little busy being a father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575157
>human biology is the same as monster biology

Please stop being a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575168
when anons are done with her, she'll want to drink from the river styx to forget. we'll have to up end the boat on shore to get all the cum out. It will always smell like cum, and every time she thinks of making a dumb pun, she'll remember all those cocks, all that ejaculate. she might cry, she might get wet, maybe both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575173
My cousin is 12 and she's like 155 cm tall. I bet she could take my dick little-to-no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575177
>not making her drink all the cum over the course of a week
It'd be rancid as fuck my the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575178
Please dont

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575177
Not to be a dick, but Lethe is the river of forgetfulness anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575182
my bad, must have forgotten.
shit, see what Charon does to us?
>>12575180
>make her drink it
she wouldn't need to eat anything else for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575174
Dunno man, sounds like pedoshit enabling to me
>B-but they're not real, so it's okay
Fine line and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575112
Bullying a lama would be as easy as just getting an ice cube and stroke her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575112
>Yanking on a Jinko's tail
You're going to end up a shredded mess, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575188
You're in a fetish setting. And, just because one is indulging a fantasy, this means you'll want to do it for real? Same with daughteru dicking. And FOR THE LOVE OF THE FALEN GOD, stop assuming that wanting to dick the daughteru immediately means she is a child. Daughterus grow up you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate to interrupt all this brutal rape chat, but here's a new Dragon short, wherein she cries again.
http://pastebin.com/ADYAkEMY
>Dragon's Lewd Adventure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575205
>I hate to interrupt all this brutal rape chat
Don't, please, interrupt it all what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575177
>she might cry, she might get wet, maybe both.

Her holes twitch whenever she sees watercrafts and rivers, and she falls to her knees screaming, tears streaming down her face, furiously masturbating when she smells river water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575112
>Putting gum in a kitsune's tails
>Locking a lizardgirl in a freezer.
>Having sex with a unpopular NEET Gazer before dumping her in public .
>Killing off a monstergirl's friends one by one while wearing a Halloween costume before coming after her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575212
>>Killing off a monstergirl's friends one by one while wearing a Halloween costume before coming after her.
There is a point where this needs to stop, and we have clearly passed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575205
>monstergirls bullying monstergirls
How abominable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575212
>Locking a lizardgirl in a freezer
You're insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575212
You need to recalibrate your pranks, many of these are plain murder.

Being a dick and even breaking hearts, yes. Torture and killing, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575205
I generally prefer fluffy over scales, but these are too cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575203
Yeah, sure just because its your daughter doesn't mean it's sexually immature. Totally agree, but the dude was talking about the daughter of the milf-kitsune right? And wasn't that teacher teaching primary school? And in my system atleast the whole bring your parents to school day thing stopped roughly around grade 3-4 ish. So the daughteru in this case can't be older than around 10. Furthermore the milf seems rather protective of her daughter, y'know, as she should, so I doubt if you asked she'd do anything other than beat you to death.
I mean, my gripe isn't with dicking the daughteru. That's your fetish, whatever. I just wonder if you dudes ever actually think it out. Or if its just some vague idea, some formless premise of dicking daughters which you guys get so worked up about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575217
Are you saying you don't want to call up a monstergirl and discuss movies with her? '
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3lSvJ5RXKA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575224
Well, she does have fluffy drills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575112

>Holding a Cyclops' eyes wide open and scare her shitless by holding a suspicious looking dropper over it, slowly squishing the liquid out as to make it as thrilling as possible
>Laugh as her eyes start watering like the crybaby she is
>Finally drop the liquid in her eye and quickly let her go
>Keep laughing heartily as she screams in fear, rubbing her eye with her hands
>Once I've stopped laughing, I tell her it's actually just some eyewash, and that she should've seen the hilarious look on her face
>I'd then explain the prank to her and hope I don't get my ass kicked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575112
>an mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575240
>an em džii

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575225
>Unlike in the case of humans, monsters reach sexual maturity extremely early. It's a bit different depending on race, but even at the latest, they reach sexual maturity by 10 years old, and it becomes possible for them to have sex with human men and become pregnant. Devilish children can even swell up their stomach and reliably receive an enormous penis that's incongruent with their still immature, tiny body, and even in such a case, they don't feel pain, and they can only receive pleasure. Also, the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age. They have knowledge of sex, and take a strong interest in human men. Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.

>Also, monsters don't go through the growth process that human girls go through in which they scorn or avoid their father, perhaps for that reason, their devilish nature may end up awakening to their own father, and there are also girls who will have sex with their father and try to get spirit energy. Monsters raised that way will grow dramatically more powerful and possess far more demonic energy than those raised only on normal food, but in such circumstances they generally acquire a taste for their own father's spirit energy and then end up recognizing him as their “husband”. Furthermore, races such as “slime” that can have sex with a man right after being born have dirty thoughts and a mind to seek spirit energy and pleasure from the beginning. They will have sex right on the spot with the human man in front of them who is their own father and obtain spirit energy. Other than that, there are also races that live in groups for whom it's normal to milk spirit energy from their father together with their mother, and become pregnant with their father's children such as “large mouse and devil bug.

Mother approve their daughters being dicked, also.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575212
>get blowjob from cute, shy Cyclops
>in your car, she's turned on and blushing from the idea of being found out
>right before you cum, you pull out andcum all over her face, drenching her in your hot seed
>Anon, why'd you do that? It's in my hair
>she says, cum dripping out of her mouth
>tell her to walk into the store to get some beer and lube
>she nods meekly, and tries to wipe some cum off her face
>stop her
>the cum stays. Everyone is going to see and know what a little slut you are.
>she walks back with a couple six packs and a bag, a tear forming at the corner of her eye
>you check her panties and she's soaked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575245
Heh
I hope you're not serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575249
Who dares summon my boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575249
Shy sluts are the best. I would destroy her anus in a glass elevator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575254
It's from the world guide, bitch at KC, not me. I gotta go, talk to you later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575245
>MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572358
Deer are fucking everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575266

>Deer
But anon, that is clearly a hind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575245
This is one of the reasons head cannon is such a big important thing. Because KC is a massive pandering faggot that has to make sure nothing bad ever happens to anybody. Why do the japs suck at world building so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575273

>head cannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575277
Yeah its a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575268
>hind.
Silly old me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575273
It's like he's a child inventing a superhero
>He can do this and this, oh and that too. And also this. This one is kinda cool, he has that too
Well, what if I do X
>Noo, that won't work on him because he can actually also do Y
Well if he can do Y and if X doesn't do anything then there's no way Z won't work.
>Well actually, no because he can also do this

And that's why no one takes KC seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574724
hahah, I love these!

my captchas are finally back to numbers! Praise God, I fucking hate letter captchas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575268
>>12575281

A HIND D?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575279
Arguing about headcanon is not, so dont bring it to an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575285
His drawings are cool. The rest, not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575273
Well, at least there isn't female NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575290
He didn't. He just commentated on how KC is shit, which has no bearing on the argument either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575290
I'm not. I'm stating a fact of why head cannon is a thing.
>>12575295
Because that's a shit tier fetish, at least he doesn't stoop that low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575288
LIQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575296
>>12575298
Oh, ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575301

BROTHEEEEEER

[Anonymous No.]

It's finally here, the day you've been waiting for, your monster girl waifu is going to give birth to your child.
After a strenuous labor the doctor announces
It's a Monster Boy
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575306
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575306
Wake up and shitpost about it on MGG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575306
Cherish my offspring, what kinda stupid question is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575306
I'd much prefer 5 sons over 1 daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575277
>head cannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575306
I must have done something wrong at some step, I check my necromantic notes then disassemble him and try again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575263
Yes, some of us like certain aspects of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575309
>'Anon what are you doing?'
>'Shitposting that you gave birth to a Gazer Boy.'
>'It's 4 o clock in the morning, why on Earth would you be shitposting a 4 o clock in the morning?'
>'Because I've lost control of my life.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575321
Yes, but he one he posted is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575328
>Hisao come to bed
>No! People are wrong on the internet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575329
>but he
but the*

[Anonymous No.]

>Hathor being told of hamburgers for the first time
>Hathor eating a hamburger for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575318
Kyaaaa
Don't touch my sides, anon kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575306
Kill the beast on the spot. Fuck off fujoshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575085
> never

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574470
Are there more pictures of monster girls crying?

this gave me aboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575329
You don't like it, sounds like a you problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575333
>Feeding a god old gristly cow meat
Hamburger is what you do with meat when it's too low grade to do anything else with. That's why it's so cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575295
So you never heard of NeeTreeRare?
MGs can't get pregnant unless they fucked and cummed into by sacred tree. After that they immediatly get pregnant with 'husbands' child. Which is obviously NTR tree child

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575341
A lot of cyclopes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575328
I don't know if I will get tired of the adventures of Gazer Gamer and her Boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575341
You're a bad person anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's worse? Mushroom or Tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575343
Maybe the shit you eat, and don't call Mcshit the standard for hamburgers. Hamburgers are actually fucking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575345
No this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575345

I believe you mean NTreeR (En-Tree-Are) my good man. Where's that fucking pic of that knight and the white tree going "I'm going to tap dat"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575205
HNNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575353

Don't cry because you don't know anything about the cattle business. Only good for hamburger is a saying for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575361
Do you mean beef pattie? To my understanding, hamburgers are a meal, not an ingredient. And it bepends on the type of beef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575361
>don't know anything about the cattle business
You shouldn't assume things you don't know about anon. Makes you look like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575364

Hamburger is a synonym for generic ground beef almost everywhere. You can grind up any grade of meat but the better stuff get's marketed as whatever part get's ground up like chuck or sirloin or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

You know guys, it is kinda sexist the fact that we fully embrace Monster Girls but refuse to let people like Monster Boys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575376
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575376
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575376
>>>/out/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575376

It's not sexist, it's just that the great majority doesn't want to talk about monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575376
Go back to tumblr you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575259
>ypu have her pert B cups pressed up against the glass as you relentlessly drill her ass
>the thought of people seeing her get fucked is driving her wild, her pussy soaking your balls
>>DING
>the door slides open and an elderly couple get a face full of your naked ass as your hips thrust madly into her, her ass making lewd , wet smacking sounds
>Oh My! Says the elderly Holst "remember when you used toto do me like that, Bernard?"
>sure do, Betsy! Let's give these lovebirds some space
>getting caught brings her ring to tihhten down on you like crazy, and as soon as the door closes again, you fill her hot guts with your cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575373
>almost everywhere
No it isn't. Maybe where you're from, but remember you're on the internet now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575376
Go make a monster boy thread again, ss. See how it goes. This is Monster girl thread for monster girl lovers. Take your fujoshit elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573632
>body size sweater
>No undergarments beneath
oh lord anon what have you DONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575376
t' because this is a thread for monstergirls, and monsterboys are mostly fujoshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575376

Go be gay somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575340

Daughteru dicking is inevitable, my poll reflects that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575396
>take your fujoshit elsewhere
bretty much this

Back on topic, anyone got links to some good alp stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575391
Everywhere from the Rockies to Florida at least that I've seen personally. That's most of the country.

And if you're arguing outside the US then not much to say about it. People butcher carcasses all sorts of different ways across the world.

You're pretty antagonistic for not laying out any of your credentials. I'm pretty leery of anyone talking farming in these threads from the last time it came up and there were loads of dumbasses that thought most cattle were raised in feedlots and such. Fucking sad considering how many Texans are in here.

Just tell me where you are and why you know what you know and you won't hear another word about it from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575396
>inb4 it gets deleted by the janitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575413
>inevitable
Maybe for some but that poll represents a minority of these threads. At least as far as I've seen they're a minority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575413

>inevitable

Maybe for you, but some of us do not dick our daughterus. We have waifus for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575415
>You're pretty antagonistic
>No it isn't. Maybe where you're from, but remember you're on the internet now.
Nope. I even gave you a way out, brah. Quit getting mad at the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575376
Evil matriarchy doesn't let us talk about monster boys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575346
BIG EYES MEAN BIG TEARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575225
You seem to have forgotten about the picture she gave the teacher. Both her and her daughter were in it. You don't think she was offering her as well?

[Anonymous No.]

Lich encounter writer is ded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575426
She cries.
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575426
LICK AND KISS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575427
>Girl shows you a cute photo
>She and all parties within want the D
You are fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575426
>BIG TEARS
Free lube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575438
Not even him but it was a picture of her and her mother naked. The fuck do you think that means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575441
Eh, I must have missed that post, I just assumed it was a family photo. Well that's a little strange. How old is the kid again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575445
Cuz if she's early teens maybe she just wants a reliable dude to fuck and show her daughter the ropes with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575445
Defiantly before like 5th or 6th grade considering they have a bring your parent to school day so I'm guessing somewhere around 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574724
Dark Priest ending. Hands down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575433

HUG AND CUDDLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575452
The guy writing this has already stated he is going Kitsune route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575452
Dark Priest a best. I want to irrumate her in the praying nun position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575451
Ehh. My interest in kitsune milf is dropping further and further.
>Sharing pornography of your own under-aged/under-developed daughter to her 5th/6th grade teacher. With the implication that either ass could be his.
What a whore. I'm with >>12575452
Dark Priest ending is the only ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575454
HUGS AND CUDDLES!
YOU'RE HUGE, THAT MEANS YOU GIVE HUGE HUGS!
HUG AND CUDDLE YOUR BELLY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575459
And then, I dunno. Get milf kitsune into bed and spank her for being a shitty parent and teach how how to be a good mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575459
Dude you're reading way too much into this, this started off as a sort of joke series of little shorts. Its only because people really liked them that the author decided to keep going with them. He has even specifically stated that he wants to go the Kitsune route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575417
Maybe daughteru dickers just haven't been vocal enough.. Hear thst guys? Be more voxao about dicking thr daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575452
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575396
Look, I'm just saying if these threads were made a bit broader they could be inclusive to a wider group of people. I really don't get what you guys have a problem with about this but whateve I think you guys are really just being 'muh sekrit club' and it's silly and childish TBH But whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575460

Now I'm imagining a Berserk-Mode-Doomguy tier mad dude walking around town being a bro to everyone in the loudest and angriest way possible.

>"YOU THERE!"
>"CACODEMO-- I MEAN CYCLOPS!"
>"YOU LOOK SAD! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE TEARS!"
>"HUG AND WIPE YOUR TEARS AWAY!"

And then he just gives her a comfy hug with the angriest face he can muster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575467
Just go to suck some dicks somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575462
Idunno man. I mean, on one hand you have a horny nun that wants to chill out with you and share cooking recepies, and is embarrassed at the wacky shit her sect makes her do, going from door to door. And on the otherhand you have a kitsune so desperate for some dick she'd use her own daughter as a bargaining chip. I mean, even if you just point your dick and pick, the answer should be obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575459
>>12575462
Also you don't have to have sex with the daughter right away. You could go with the milf and wait several years for the daughter to grow up and then if its still a mutual desire you can fuck her. Also I'm sure any of the other monsters would do the same thing with their daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575468
Ohh God, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575467

>More inclusive
>Secret club

Nobody cares. This is already the biggest thread in all /jp/ and used to be one of the biggest on /a/. It has a very specific set of things it caters to and that's what has made it popular.

You want a generic monster thread? Go make one on /d/. Nobody is stopping you. Could be as inclusive as you want. And you can make your own rules about it.

Quit coming to the rotary club and telling people you want to talk about bicycles. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575471
>a kitsune so desperate for some dick she'd use her own daughter as a bargaining chip
That is not true in the slightest. Did you even read the first couple shorts? All the monster want his dick so by your logic all the monsters are whores. The only thing she did different was the picture which any of the monsters would do if it worked. They are all desperate for the dick, they're monster girls for fucks sake. If the dark priest didn't like trying to fuck every guy she meets she wouldn't be in the sect now would she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575467
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575482
The desperation wasn't the point of it, man. It's more about how low they'd stoop to get the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575484
And I'm say that they would all do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575482

I find it funny how people are all over the Dark Priestess when she's sucking off any dude she can get her hands on, only just because they haven't seen it. Instead they got one blushing scene. She still probably smelled like old dried cum the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575482
I mean, you don't put a Ferrari and a holden together and go "Win a free car, but the Ferrari isn't one of the cars you can win" Obviously she showed him the pic with her and her dauther as something to bait him. I.e a bargaining chip. Otherwise she'd have just shown a pic of herself.
>>12575490
I don't think so, man. What about a dragongirl or something that's deadly protective of what's theirs. They wouldn't pimp out their kids just for a bit of dick. I mean, fuck. What happened to this milf's first husband? As I said before. Even just by closing your eyes and pointing at one of the two with your dick, the result is clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>your monster waifu will never teach your daughteru about sex by using you for hands-on demonstrations

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575501
>your granny kitsune principal will never rape you in the gym class as a special demonstration

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575491
And that's probably true, they literally went to his door to try and fuck him. Who's to say they don't just go around fucking every guy they meet.
>>12575494
How can you be sure though? You can't because you aren't a monster girl and because monster girls aren't real. What we do know though is that they literally crave dick and if they haven't had it in a long time and see a guy they want they'll do anything in their power to get his dick, that includes using their children if they think it might work. Any of them would have done it if they thought it would work, none of them are different than the kitsune milf just because she did it first.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you trying to apply human morality to monsters? The dick trumps all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575514
>Who's to say they don't just go around fucking every guy they meet.

That's their job, going door to door and spreading the word.

Could you imagine having clergy of any religion just converting one person ever and then not even preaching anymore? Much less having two to one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575521
So dark priests are literally whores? I guess their becoming the new succusluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575521

>Succubutt dresses up in nun clothes and goes door to door talking about the Fallen God
>She doesn't know anything
>She's just looking for a guy with a nun fetish to bang and take home

I wouldn't put it past those spadetails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575528

They're just succubi dressed as nuns who praise orgies and sex even more than regular ones. How could you not expect them to be total whores?

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Priests corrupt people by making them indulge their desires, they don't get converts by fucking every guy they meet. They work like any other monster, .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575537
Making them indulge their desires by fucking them. That's the easiest way to do it and they get to be fucked so why wouldn't they do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575537

To them "indulging desires" means fucking. KC states it as the top monster desire over and over again. Which means door to door whores.

[Anonymous No.]

I love her and how she looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575541
>Which means door to door whores.
Well it looks like the past few posts have been trying to cement the idea that all monstergirls are whores for dick so what does it matter if these go door to door instead of bar to bar, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575537

>Total hedonism of the Fallen God
>Not worse than even the Sabbath

When going to church means getting in a fuckpile fifty bodies deep, then those creatures being whores aren't even the tip of the iceberg.

[Anonymous No.]

So Dark Priests are going to receive the same treatment than succubi?

It's like you people want to destroy everything that I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575549
Stop liking whores then.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home
>Browse mgg

>>12575471
>And on the otherhand you have a kitsune so desperate for some dick she'd use her own daughter as a bargaining chip.

I don't I wrote her that badly... Did I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575546
Because even if the kitsunes are maidens, the dark priestesses would STILL be whores.

>>12575549
They always have been. Have you read nothing about the Fallen God in KC's material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575548
>Implying that isn't every monstergirl's aspiration
Besides, they're miles better than those Sabbath whores. The church of the Fallen God doesn't mutate you to make you follow them, nor are they on a breast size jihad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575554
No you didn't. Some people just can't accept that monster girls act like monster girls. Please keep going with the Kitune route like you originally planned.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Dark Priests and don't care what you say. Just try to fucking stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575554
>I don't I wrote her that badly... Did I?
Naw I actually like her, she seems nice. I just started playing devil's advocate and then got real into calling her a whore. It was the pic of the daughter that sealed the deal for me. And then you wrote that adorable piece on the Dark Priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575554
>wrote
I apparently can't write at all, lol.

I want to go Milfy Kitsune route, as I said I enjoy fluffy tail, but I also said I'd leave it up to the anons.

But still, while fluffy tail a best in my opinion, I can see the perks to having other waifus as well and I respect that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575556

>Wanting to share your waifu with other men
>Being brainwashed to only like loli and destroying DCT

I admit they're both at the very lowest levels of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575565
Atleast we agree on this; Fuck religion in KCland

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575543
I like how she looks. Would definitely want to get to know her more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575562
In my opinion you can like whoever the fuck you like. Just don't try to force what you like on everybody else, which is pretty much what dark priests do so were kind of at a cross roads here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575549

fuck 'em, the only thing this bunch can do is bitch when you preference is mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575543
I wish we'd get more Greek/Roman MG's
I want my Chimera and Cerberus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575562

There's nothing wrong with loving cosplay succubus zealot whores if you don't think there is anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575565
>>12575567
KC can't even make a proper religion. For fucks sake his world sucks other than it actually having monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about Succubus made me dream with one last night. Thanks everyone.

Even if it was just a 2min nonsense about me celebrating something with her and touching her spadetail, saying how soft it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575554
Dark Priest have almost no OF. FALLEN NUN ALL THE WAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575573
would like more pegasus myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575564
Write what you want to write man, I would prefer you stay on your original course with the kitsune milf but either way your story is adorable and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

Songs to never listen to in public in MG City?

So far, I've come up with:
The Stroke - Billy Squier
Rape Me - Nirvana
Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D
Do You Want To - Franz Ferdinand
Fell In Love With A Girl - The White Stripes
Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet
Love Me Do - The Beatles
Woman - Wolfmother

[Anonymous No.]

I have only read the profile. What more the books say about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575583

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575583
Berserker

[Anonymous No.]

You b astards hating on dark priest seem to have forgotten one crucial aspect of kc's setting: all girls are part succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575546
My past few Greentexts? The bring your parent to work day seems like it, but I also have been trying to include some normalcy as well to go with the wackyness.

Take >>12574724 for example, I'm trying to show that even Monster girls are people too... Somewhat... Sometimes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575586

Read up on the religion of the Fallen God which they are the messengers of.

Only then can you realize just how terrible they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575593
Please lets not have this argument again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575593
Actually anon, only certain mgs are part succubi.

But all the girls act like they're succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575593
Here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575586
>Doesn't try to change you
>Just wants to make you feel good
>If she likes you she literally just says "fuck this religion bullshit" and quits
I am seeing nothing but happy boners and recipe exchanges. What all you other guys bitching about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575583
Young Lust - Pink Floyd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575593

No we didn't. They're shit because of the religion they push, not because they're succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575601

Because you haven't read what actually going to the Church of the Fallen God is like even if you're married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575601
>>If she likes you she literally just says "fuck this religion bullshit" and quits

Wait, I thought that if she likes her man enough, she takes him to the equivalent heaven/hell where they're doomed to fuck for all eternity? Isn't that the goal of the religion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575595
>My past few Greentexts?
Maw, I mean posts in general. Not your greentexts. Your stuff is good, keep doin what you're doin. People will argue either way.

>>12575597
Refer to >>12575601

She doesn't even remain a part of the religion once she finds a guy.
>Give precedence to their own desire and abandon their duty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575599
Wait, isn't the other way around?

I mean, how does an unicorn act like a succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575595
I really like what you're doing. It's good to see some MGs acting like normal people, sometimes.

Next short when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575609
Yeah they go to pandemonium and just do nothing but fuck for all eternity because we apparently aren't sentient beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575583

E-rotic - Help Me Dr. Dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575609
Really? I musta missed that, I was just referencing >>12575586

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575583

Anything from Bloodhound Gang

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575616
Initial D - Project D
>>12575617
I need to read the fine print.
>Eternity
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575611

She quits being a priest. She doesn't quit the religion. You're still stuck with Sunday orgy until she can build up enough power to take you to the endless fuckfest of Pandemonium which is also probably just a big orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575601
They do try to change you though, they try to force their religion and beliefs of 'everybody get into a pile and just fuck for all eternity' on you. To do this they literally go around and fuck as many men as they can, they forcibly change human women into them so they can fuck more random men. Its only if she finds a guy that she likes more than the dozens of others that she takes him to a world where time is no existent and they just do nothing but fuck for eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575623

This man explained it pretty much perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575623
Is it just me or do alot of these girls come with their own permanent Bad End?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575614
Tomorrow, feelin kinda quesy, drank too much coffee today. Although, if I get up in the middle of the night I'll write one up for you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575627
Welcome to MG world, enjoy your eternal stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575627

KC doesn't see it that way. But that's more of his love of the Deruella type of corruption bleeding through.

[Anonymous No.]

Religion pushing,dominate Angel Lolis would make the religious fall in love with the monster ladies,or at least terrorize the congregation into coming to church.

I could see them handing out enchanted enchanted registration papers that glow red if you lie about your contact info.

Once they register they would bring out the Ushi-Oni or that centipede MG and say "Make sure you come next week... we know where you live..."

Once every summer the Angels would host a retreat that's like summer vacation bible school, but it also involve MGs.

The young would have the Dark Priests and Loli Angels ,while the young adults would have the Valkyrie train them for war against the Smug fox cult and the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575623
>Its only if she finds a guy that she likes more than the dozens of others
Isn't that almost every girl in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575583
I want to hold your hand
Why don't we do it in the road
Both by the Beatles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575632

That is why daughteru dicking is so pure. You are there are one of the few males in her life while she starts to explore her sexuality, you get there first before anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575636
>I want to hold your hand
LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD
HORRIFYINGLY ILLEGAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575632
According to KC most monster girls 'just know' when they find their husband. Like they can smell that this guy is the guy they want to spend their life with so while they might have some sex most of them just find their husbands and stick with them. With dark priests though it says that they seduce high ranking people in the village that they infiltrate and then go around seducing as many men as they can while turning any women they come across into new dark priests. So yeah with some monster girl species they just go around and fuck until they find their husband, with most though KCs bullshit solution is that 'they just know' and with dark priests they just fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575628
Based.
It's worth the wait anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574526
Space dandy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575646
But in a different universe Spike is Dandy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574526

Series or Movies? There are a ton of quality movies that aren't from Studio Ghibli.

I just got done watching Jin-Roh based on someones recommendation, it was highly good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574625
I know the feel, i left last night having followed for 600, come back to 1500
I have nothing better to do then powerbomb through it i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575653
This is where being in the threads for about 14 hours a day comes in handy. Not all together of course but generally checking on the thread about every half hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575631

You forget that worship isn't sitting in pews and praying but instead is just having a giant orgy in the middle of the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575631
>Smug fox cult
You better not be talking about Ammy. I'm not even one of her worshipers but our religions are on brotherly terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575631
>Smug fox cult
This better be a gangbang cult where every Sunday all the cultists gangbang the Smug Fox until she finally ahegaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575660
>>12575662

>saying smug fox like it's a bad thing

Smug improves every monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575666
>666
Sabbath please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575662

>The smug fox is the Fallen God
>Ammy has fallen and become smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575666
I read that as Smaug.

Smaug MG when guys?

Also goodnight anons, remember MGT loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575666
Her smugness gives me an amazing hateboner. I would fuck her until mindbreak even by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575675
>you will never have a dragon girl goad you into trying to 'penetrate' her atop a pile of gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575659
By law, you could be required to be married after a decade of reaching AOC. If you aren't married by then, you get to play the lotto.


You could have MG grind on hips of the men while they try to worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575679
Smug Charon when?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to whisper puns into charons ear, hearing her cute giggle as i make sweet love to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575711

>smuggly telling puns

I could get behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575723
>as i make sweet love to her
Finaly, someone with taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575723
How lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575723
>sweet love
I this like sloppy 201sts post-NTR gangbang healing sex? My favorite NTR plot twist is the one where the guy can't satisfy her anymore and she runs away to return to the gangrapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575345
>MGs can't get pregnant
wrong, the tree just makes it easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574315
>...
>wat
Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575376
I think it has more to do with the fact that 4chan is 95% teen to middle age men who live completely alone and have no real hope of a meaningful relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575212

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575767
Yeah, they're the kind that constantly whine about "tfw no gf" "why aren't more women in this hobby?" yet they shut down every way for them to get in and freak out if they manage to pass by even that lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575767
>>12575779

Careful. With bait that big you could choke a snake.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm curious. Is Charon a writefag's OC? I know alp wrote about her before.

Not that I'd do a story involving her. No way. Not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575767
>>12575779
Samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575786

She's threadborn like Chupa and La Coca and Moth-chan and Hathor and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575779
tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575786
Nope, she's a thread consensus type of deal. The most popular ideas stuck.
still bitter that you fagets ignored my ara ara charon back then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575786

she's a /mgg/ OC, but she's based off a couple of other pictures of some kind of zombie girl. I don't have them on hand, though, so I can't post one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575793
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575789

In other words, fair game for a writefag to do a story with? Not that I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575796

That's what every other writefag that has written about her has done. But it's harder with individuals and not races.

Like the Quetz or the Tarrasque is easy because it's a species and not a specific person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575789
>>12575793
Did we ever decide on a personality for her, besides loving terrible puns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575796
Yes, you can write more hobo gangbang, we won't stop you. Most will hate you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575796
You might get screamed at if you fuck it up, but guess so.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh snap! It's that time of the year again! It's almost Halloween, and your daughteru's favorite cereal is on sale, trouble is, you can't remember if her favorite is Count Chocula, Boo Berry or Frankenberry. What the HELL do you do?

Buy one of each? Appeal to the heavens and ask Amaterasu for guidance? Buy her Total instead? Do something faggot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575564
Please go fluffy tail route, side not, how many tails does she have? i dont believe it was ever said

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575804
Why the hell did the hobo gangbang stick, anyway? Wasn't there anything better to latch on to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575806
Give her the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575803

Tired all the time, chipper with heavy deadpan and dry humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575796
DoIlooklikeawritefag did a story with her where "Charon" was actually a race of monstergirls.

The Charon in his story also spoke and made puns with a southern accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575806
Text my waifu and ask her. She'll probably know, if she doesn't buy one of each and see which one she reaches for in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575804
No he can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575806
But her quark and tell her to oni up if she complains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575811
People in these threads seem love to zeroing in on the worst aspects of anything and then flipping out over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575811

It was just so horrible that it got remembered and it was one of the first real greentexts with her.

And then nobody remembers overworked total bureaucrat Hades-chan waiting for her husband Percy to come home while she has to deal with all the crazy shit everyone else is doing and force Charon to do her job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575583
Any of the panty and stocking ost

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575817
>"Charon" was actually a race of monstergirls.
I've thought about writing some shorts where Charon is a job, and you might end up with, say, an Ushi-Oni Charon if you're unlucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575806

Very simple matter of elimination. Count Chocula is the only good one of those, then it's the only possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575813
Thanks anon! That just gave me an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575836

Actually, she's pretty much just Izumi from Nadesico now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575842
The show looks interesting enough, I'll have to watch it at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would be on your monster girl adventurer's group?

>Jinko as the Warrior
>Sea Bishop as the Cleric
>Charon as the Pun Master

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575569
All monsters force you to like them one way or another. What do you think demonic energy does? DARK Priests coax, Sabbath forcibly overwrites your tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575853

It's a real robot show with pilots who are super robot fans. If you're a mecha fan and have a decent background in the genre it's top 5 material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575842
>Nadesico
bakka bakashii muhfugga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575112
Would take Baphomets scythe and place it somewhere she couldn't reach
Would rodeo a centaur while groping her breasts against her will
Would hide a dullahans body from its head
Would endlessly tease a dullahans head while her body is tied so she can't masturbate and force her to cunnilingus herself if she wants to cum
Would blindfold all eyes of gamer gazer during E3 or some big vidya event (All those eyes, all those tears)
Would blindfold a medusa then place a bunch of stone statues in front of her and finaly remove the blindfold
Would sit on top of a treasure chest mimic and tease her about opening it but never do
Would gift a lamia many pairs of shoes
Would replace all beverage in an onis fridge with canned soybeans
Would tell a dark priestess to undress and lay on the bed because I'll take a quick shower then fuck you, go into the bathroom turn on the shower and leave through the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575854
Salamander and the Warrior/Berserker
Holstaurus as the Healer
Minotaur as the Tank

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575865
Are mimics like crocodiles, like in you can keep their mouth shut with a rubber band?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575870
Probably something of the like, since they're supposed to wait for someone else to open their "mouths"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575870
There's a whole lady that can shove with her arms from inside. You're gonna need ducttape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575865
>Would rodeo a centaur while groping her breasts against her will
Excellent.
>Would endlessly tease a dullahans head while her body is tied so she can't masturbate and force her to cunnilingus herself if she wants to cum
You are teasing her neck with a reverse deepthroat, right?
>Would tell a dark priestess to undress and lay on the bed because I'll take a quick shower then fuck you, go into the bathroom turn on the shower and leave through the window
That's just wrong, man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575865
>Commission a sculptor to make a stone statue or yourself, made to look like it's sleeping
>Sneak it into the house in the middle of the night
>Put it in bed with your Medusa waifu
>Hide
>Wait for her freakout to reach maximum overdrive
>Waltz into the bedroom with breakfast in bed for her, act confused as to why the statue is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575894
She would kill you Anon.

You baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575894

We went into cruelty territory very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575911
Emotional abuse is worst abuse. Compare with how CBT fags don't want to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575894
>"How do you like my dummy Mr. Krabs?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575894
>act confused as to why the statue is there
My sides
>>12575885
I return 3 hours later
Dark priestess is fully clothed
Clothes completely wet
Sitting on the floor under the stream of the still flowing shower
Crying rivers
"Waaaaa! I'm always so nice, I just want them to love me.
No one will ever do me! The fallen god hateees me! Waaaa"
Her tears would be so cute

I would wipe them with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575920

But I don't want to be bullied for liking Battletech!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575924
She's not the monster in that scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575885
So you're reverse deepthroating the headless, dullahan, the tip of your dick poking out the front of her mouth like a lewd tongue, while using the tip to tease her soaked snatch as she fruitlessy begs for release (hard to beg with a cock down your throat)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575924
>Kneeling on the floor under the stream of the still flowing shower
>fhw I flip her skirt and slip it in her butt
Had to fix it a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575924

>Implying you wouldn't come back to find your house "appropriated" for Fallen God community orgy space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575934
Pretty much yes, except that I'd want her to cunnulingus herself while I do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I keep a Scylla living in my bathtub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575929
I dick her in the end so I doubt she would care
>>12575936
I approve
>>12575938
That's a problem, would have to make sure she has no way to contect her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>Timid, lustful

Best disposition? Best disposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575947
I don't known anon, could you? Scyllas are a great responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575957
>could
can

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575947

>scylla trying desperately to hide behind the shower curtains or under the sink, in the off-chance of ambushing you while you take a piss
>she gets flustered when you call her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575950
>hugging that kneeling dark priestess from behind, dick probing her rectum
>rub her tight belly and nice breasts through her soaking wet habit
>suckle on her soaking wet hair
Why is this the best scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

Quick little Rusalka update to introduce the names I'd since neglected and to reintroduce a bit of the light-hearted tone I'd had before the whole suffering thing. May contain dismemberment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575947

I'd recommend you didn't. One of them found a way to my bathtub one day and now she doesn't wanna leave. Taking baths is really tricky with her around. It's been like this for 3 weeks already.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy crap, 1000+ posts in like 10 hrs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575983
>wet clothed sex
Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>shy land scylla, always hiding in plain sight and failing to surprise her husbando

Fund it.

http://i.imgur.com/xOHb6Mb.jpg

>>12575996

Time flies when you're discussing fetishes and waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575996

Yeah, /mgg/ has pretty HEALTHY threads, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think he actually specified the age of the girls in the life of a teacher series, remember it used to be standard for high school anime to have the milf episode with the parent teacher day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576010
Fuck sake Crabman, we were promised MILFs. As in plural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576010
rosario vampire did it once
hot succubus mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576010

I thought at first it was specified it was a Kindergarten class, then switched to a middle school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576010
I am not crabman, im commercial-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575621
The entry says her and her husband fuck for eternity. But, remember what kcal said, don't take things too literally. You have all eternity to fuck, doesn't mean you spend every second of it like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575623
They go after particular people, mainly the chaste and austere. Stop throwing accusations when things aren't concrete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576147
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576141

>Elemental Plane of Eternal Fuckening
>No Eternal Fuckening

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576162
Yes anon, time is stopped in pandemonium, you have free reign to fuck forever, doesn't mean you will fuck every second of eternity. It's a pocket dimension, nobody says there aren't other things to do. Remember wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575306
Ponder how fucking strong my genes were.
Hope he grows up to be a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576147

Read the profile again. They go out of their way to convert human women bigtime. It's just couched in the same old KC. "You're really not being brainwashed into a cockslut. You're just letting your true desires to the surface!" That he pulls with every corrupting monstergirl. Just look at that bitch Deruella. And the Fallen God religion is her level of crazy plus a few more notches on the hedonism scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576147
They go after the leaders of whatever village their in and all the women there, when those run out they go after all the men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575827
Most are pessimists with nothing to live for. Yeah, I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575659
Simply having. Sec is worship. No says it has to be group sex. You ass Yuri me too much. This isn't Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576170
>You're really not being brainwashed into a cockslut. You're just letting your true desires to the surface!
Since his target audience is overstressed, overworked, lonely dudes, I'd risk saying that's not exactly wrong in context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576178
I can't tell if you're either drunk or foreign. I'm going drunk foreigner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576167

Remember how KC makes blanket statements then changes everything drastically in Q&A when people ask about negative aspects like a kindergartner in an infinity plus one fight?

If time was stopped then there would never be an end to fucking because nothing would ever happen. If it was just anchored in a single point in time then you could never get in there more than once. Time is stopped makes zero sense in any way you put it. Either everyone shows up in the place that ever will be there at the same time and time ticks along for them or time doesn't move at all and everyone is trapped as frozen sex statues.

But lets pretend it just means nobody ages or needs to eat or sleep or whatever.

If you never need to eat or drink, and they didn't in Pandemonium, then it's just fucking all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576178
Godamn it. Sex is worship. You KNOW monsters are monogamous, if anyone has to share, it's them. And once they have a husband, the SECOND of other men tastes bad. You, 're talking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576193

Except KC talks about communal orgies all the time in worship of the Fallen God, the Black Mass of the Sabbath, and just for the hell of it in Demon Realm towns.

KC contradictory fluff powers HO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576192
Show me where it says explicitly that you CAN'T do anything else but fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576195

Are shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576196
He also says no bad ends, so if you don't feel like sharing your wife I don't think you would be forced. We don't know enough about the religion yet anyway, it's all speculation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576198

Show me where completely fallen monsters, the ones who worship sex as the ultimate expression of everything, with no other needs to take care of, would want to do anything but sex?

This isn't a demon realm town we're talking about where after the community orgy everyone goes and halfasses a job in the fields so they don't starve. This is Fallen God heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576195
Genki tomboy Wurm.
Think of the potential property damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576203
Not seeing what I asked you for.

[Anonymous No.]

Its literally porn
I think you guys are reading a little too much into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576202

Dude, the orgy stuff is presented the same way the loli Sabbath stuff is. "But it is super awesome. Nobody would want to say no, so why would it matter if you can't."

>Joins a religion that worships through orgies
>Doesn't want to participate in the orgy

Jesus, the loops people jump through. Like a guy can't just tell his monogubuss wife to wear a habit for that kink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575955
Definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576214
Porn is serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576214
>I think you guys are reading a little too much into it
I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

I think you guys are missing something here

Just because it is in one persons cannon they are sluts from hell, doesn't mean they have to be in the one you create.
I like the idea of Dark Priestesses who just take people out and show them there is more to life than their boring existence, I can see them taking guys to bars, having sex, teaching them how to pick up women, stuff like that, temptresses , and by doing tht the show that worshiping their dark god/dess who approves of this type of activity is a good thing...great way to make converts. I think the behavior would be entirely up to the DP and the situation, and given that they can marry, I can see them finding that one special guy that they want to spend their lives with, and still work for the dark church, doesnt mean she is gonna slut out, just help

Just my take on it, mabbe use my idea for the cannon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576214

What else would we discuss for over 2000 posts a thread?

>>12576219

Loving, Lustful might give it a run for its money though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576210

>Profiles and everything say endless sex forever
>For the most zealous sex worshipers in the entire MGE
>You claim it's not

Burden of proof is on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576224
>...
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576170
>>12576172
Yes, they corrupt men and women, as ALL monsters do. But they focus on religious people i.e. Chief God adherents.

[Anonymous No.]

"KC Bitching Hour" is now over.

Please resume "Fuck off Bob" hour.

Remember to adhere to /mgg/ posting standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576224

>Just because it is in one persons canon they are sluts from hell, doesn't mean they have to be in the one you create

Pretty much this, too bad some people just don't want to aggree with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576229

Deruella and Fallen God are leaders of the main corruptors and generally hated for being the rotten pieces of trash they are.

[Anonymous No.]

My Headcanon > Your Headcanon : The Thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576233
But I don't care about Bob enough to bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576224
Except that in their profile it specifically states that after they find the man they love they move to pandemonium.
>>12576229
Yes and after those people are gone they go for everybody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576237

>Try to have KC discussion
>Muh headcannon arguements

Every fucking time. The Dark Priest at least means something because it's directly connected to a specific KC god with specific behavior. Otherwise it's just a succubus in cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576242
again, that is HIS cannon, like I said
Just because it is in one persons cannon they are sluts from hell, doesn't mean they have to be in the one you create.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576217
Sex is worship. Alone or in a group doesn't matter.

>>12576226
What did I say about taking things literally. Manticores are sadistic, and yet they don't harm their men in any way. Lava girls "melt" their men, but not literally. Learn to subtlety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576247

Look knigga. When we talk about behavior, KC is the baseline, the standard by which everything is compared, good or bad.

It's the Pee Dee Belmnite. It lets everyone have a common frame of reference before things get changed.

That's what's being discussed. Everyone knows you can do whatever the hell you want in your own stories. Centaurs can be tigers and walk on six legs or those hings from Animorphs. How you don't seem to comprehend that everyone knows that is mindboggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576254
>Manticores are sadistic, and yet they don't harm their men in any way. Lava girls "melt" their men, but not literally.
The translations being proven to be wonky and/or loosing out on nuances in meaning time and again doesn't really help either.

[Anonymous No.]

>Decide to go out drinking with my friends
>We go from bar to bar the entire evening and well into the night
>We start going to some very obscure bars later in out nights out
>On the outskirts of the city, we find a bar we've never heard of
>Cave of Caerbannog
>An old Weresheep sits outside the bar smoking a pipe
>As we are about to enter, she looks at us with a worried expression
>W:"You buys are not from around here, are you?"
>A:"No, we come from inside the city."
>W:"Well let me give you a tip, don't get frisky with the bartender. It's for your own safety."
>We look at each other worryingly
>We then all enter into the bar into the hallway
>We talk to each other who or what could the the bartender
>An Oni, Amazon,or maybe even an Ushi-Oni
>The interior of it looks very old
>It even has candles lit
>As we get deeper inside, look towards the bar, we see the bartender
>Everyone of my friends and me relax
>That bitch outside got us all fucking worked up
>It's just a bloody Wererabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576242
> they go after everyone else

And when did I say they don't? They're a church, of course they're gonna want numerous converts. The issues are how they worship, recruit and how life is in pandemonium. Corruption by coaxing and temptation is their way, not rape and coercion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576254
>Alone or in a group doesn't matter.
Except the church services ARE ORGIES.

Worshiping the Fallen God is not the same as worshiping in her church.

It's like being a Christian. You can worship however you want at home. You never actually have to go to church as long as a few key tenants are obeyed. But if you go to church, there is a structured set of rituals to follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576265
Flirt with her. I want to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576265

RUN out of there, before it's too LATE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576262
It doesn't help that KC is a huge offender of "having your cake and eating it too", either

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576265
>Cave of Caerbannog

I see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573190
symbol of their purity/holiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576270

Straight up demonic corruption is coercion of the worst kind you goof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575532
Excuse me. Would you have a moment to talk about our great and loving God?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576278
DO you hate cake?

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12572338
>http://strawpoll.me/2738714

We're all tied up, how about we get a tie breaker goin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576285
Get outta here slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576285
No, fuck your god.

Ammy and Hathor are best gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576306
>Ammy and Hathor are uniteresting gods
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576285

If god loved you, he wouldn't have given you buttwings. Now turn around and lift up your skirt, because I'm about to use them for the only thing they're good for, fuckhandles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576305
>>12576306
Hey, let's not bully the Succunun, She's just trying her hardest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576308
I will tie you down and make you listen to Charon saying her shittiest puns she can think of

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I want to a big bowl of mabo tofu now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576265
Y'know, Wererabbits are supposed to be really clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576291
Dat's some pure OG Succubutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576272
So worship at home. Is an orgy not simply a bunch of people having sex? Everyone HAS to fuck everyone else?

>>12576283
Deruella DE bombs people. When I think of dark priests, they play devil's advocate, whispering sweet things tyu o get you to fall. All monsters are "supernatural charming and seductive" from the meekest holstaurus to the most lascivious dark matter. You can't single out dark priedts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576265
My interested is piqued. I love me some thick Wererabbit thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576310
>She's just trying her hardest.
She is, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576277

swing and a miss, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576329

Except they can't transform women without dumping a load of DE into them. They do the same thing as Dark Matters, just on a smaller scale because they are weaker.

What you are completely ignoring is the difference in DE between monsters. Dark Matter, succubi, dark priests, etc. all have magnitudes more corruption pulsing through them and the damage they cause than something like a werecat or a holstaurus.

And an orgy is partner swapping. Otherwise it's just public sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576277
>not going down her rabbit hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574891
>>12574895
Would a Genki Mantis be a Naruto character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576339
She shouldn't have been born as one of the worst demons out there then anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576345
Dandere Chuuni Mantis sounds so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576344

but I hear she has a voyeurism streak, she even has a looking glass in the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576265
>>12576344
I just want to spread her round, full ass cheeks and rim her. While she stutters, trying to tell me while blushing and pointing to her pocketwatch, that she's running late for a tea party and doesn't have time for this. But she doesn't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576265
>We find a table quite close to the counter
>We look at what they have to offer
>Jäger Bombs, Death in the Afternoon, African and European styled Love Birds(you are not sure of the difference) and a lot more to list
>We all ask the bartender to bring us each a Death in the Afternoon
>The Wererabbit is very polite and starts with our orders
>We get our drinks and we start chatting with each other
>Friend 1: "Can you believe that gollem we met on our way here? She wouldn't stop fucking talking, even after we kicked her and told her to shut up and get away from us."
>A: "Yeah, all we asked was some simple directions to the nearest bar
>We continue to drink at this place. We though it was cozy
>Some of my friends decide to head home. It's just me and another one left
>F1: "So Anon, about what that Weresheep said? Very silly, right"
>A: "Yeah, 'A Weresheep being dangerous', they are one of the most friendly MGs out there. I almost soiled my pants because I was so scared of what it might have been"
>We decide to get one more thing to drink before we go home
>We both get ourselves a Jäger Bomb
I have no idea where I'm going or how to end this properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575595
Dark Priestess off-the-clock was cute.

I'm still rooting for the MILF Kitsune though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576343
All the same, all monsters corrupt, it's just the the speed varies from species to species.

As for the orgies of worship, I'll get back to you once I check the guide. But, as that anon s as I'd, you can just worship at home without being passed around, either partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575743
You are a horrible person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576335
Rightmost one is best girl.

...Are the legs clothes, or does she have buttons sewn to her legs and tied to suspenders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576379

Again you are ignoring the vast difference in power levels. A holstaurus can't corrupt a woman into a monster. She has to bang her husband for the better part of a decade just to turn him into an incubus.

Where a succubus can just waltz over and turn whatever girl into another succubus, more than one at a time even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576291
New poll for the two tied for third?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576196
Communal orgies as in a bunch of couples all fucking in the same public space. Orgies don't always mean Swinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575743
That's not a twist
Too fucking cliched

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576345
What? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576402
>Orgies don't always mean Swinging
Not if they're full of single people, no. But couples going to an orgy don't go just to fuck in front of other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576246
>Every fucking time
You'd think we'd learn by now just to leave it at "I enjoy X of KC's canon." "I do not." "Okay then." "Moving on."

But no. MUH HEADCANON every time. Will we ever learn? Hahahahahaha, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576395
Women are easier to corrupt becausevtgey produce less spirit energy and I'm not ignoring the Indy transformation powers of high tier monsters. If you live around monsters, you WILL become one, whether you live around olstsurus or succubi. All monsters corrupt anon, even the sweetheart that is holstaurus, just by being around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576327
Dat was some Darkstalkers

We could always use more Darkstalkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576375
Replace neck-gouging with blowjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576375
The same way all monster girl encounters end. Rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576412
You really can't possibly know that.
It's like anything else. Some people might swing if they're comfortable with that, others might just go for the exhibitionist and voyeuristic thrill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576402
An orgy is everybody fucking everybody. That is the definition.
>>12576421
>Being around a Holstaurus will transform a girl
That's bullshit and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

So why do you people like bullying Charon again?

Personally I would like to cuddle and with her as we drift down the River Styx with her whispering romantic puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576432
Technically the definition of orgy is "A wild party involving unrestrained sexual activity".
Unrestrained could mean a lot of things.

See here: >>12576429
Different strokes, for different folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576440

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576440
>Spoiler
Me too anon. Me too.
We can only hope all the bullying, gang-raping people get bored eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576440
I don't like bullying Charon-chan as much as the next guy, but I'd rather do all that with Tsundusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576345

What? No. Why would you mention Naruto here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576447
I will respect your different taste as long as you will mine.

>>12576446
I'd still bully her, but not to the extreme that some of the gang-rape people do.

>>12576443
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576440
Personally I'm still waiting for the pure shy innocent Charon pictures I was promised last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576443
/ss/ pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576452
Mantis is like a ninja, right?
Genki Ninja? What else comes to mind than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576440

>You will never have her tag along in an adventurer's party ala >>12575854

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576458
Me too anon.
I'd seen them before, but I neglected to save as much as I should've. I'm hoping someone else will this thread, so I can save 'em as I should have done in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576432
It's not. I will get back to you to you with info from the world guide. For now, until I prove it, I'll just say this: all monsters corrupt, fucking deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576465
Different anon.

I dunno. The words 'genki' and 'mantis' don't seem to mix for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576456
>>12576463
I thought it would be a good "How romantic" pic.
Guess not, given the context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576472
I agree, but genki mantis' were being discussed earlier in the thread.

My thought was "Wouldn't a genki mantis be like a Naruto character or something?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576477
Naruto a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575854
>Lich Sorceress
>Nightmare Healer
>Mantis Assassin
>Wyvern, Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576478
Duh.
What're people going to shit on once it's done and over next month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575854
>Apophis Black Mage
>Medusa Fighter
>Echidna Rogue
>Shirohebi White Mage
>Charon Mimic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576483
It's really hard to tell honestly, as the big three always get shit on.

Seven Deadly Sins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576483
Sword Art Online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576483
SAO2?
>>12576477
Now that I stop to think, I've seen quite a few upbeat ninja outside of...the 'N' show. That game, Izuna; Misao from Rurouni Kenshin... so I suppose seeing a mantis like that isn't so farfetched at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576440

How would Charon react if a once-was knightbro with a strong "gentleman" personality offered himself to row her boat in her place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576488
>>12576489
>SAO
Works for me.

>Izuna as a Mantis
This please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576401
There's three tied for second, not two tied for third.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576452

Like other Anons have said. I understand your perspective on the character-type, but bringing up one of the Big 3 is only going to cause arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576501

Ugh, fucked up.

>>12576501 meant for >>12576477

[Anonymous No.]

anime movies > anime series.

The main reason, because people don't know how to end a fucking series when it should be ended. Or at the very least, make it an anthology, vary up the characters and plot but keep some story and setting elements.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! Your Monster Girl Waifu is suffering from a disease that is making her ass grow nonstop.
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576515
ignore this post and move on with my life

[Anonymous No.]

Say, what's the deal with Dark Matters?
Wouldn't schools have procedures dealing with Dark Matters in the same way they have earthquake and tornado drills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576522
Yes. They would.
It's called an orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576375
>We get our orders
>We are both quite wasted as we had a lot to drink
>You (and probably your friend as well) just ignore what the old sheep said
>We start flirting with the rabbit (or at least try, considering how drunk we are)
>She smiles at us and tells us to wait for her shift to be over
>We both look at each other as in surprise at it worked
>We are the only two left in the bar
>We hear the girl locking everything up. The changing rooms, the liquor cabinets and fridges.
>As we she gets done, she skips up towards the front door as well.
>She locks it with her key and look at us with a grin
>You didn't even know they made locks that can be locked from both ends
>A: "What are you doing ma'am? I though we were going somewhere" you say with a worried tone
>WR: "Oh, nothing. Just making sure that we don't get any 'unwanted' people disturbing us
>As she said that, she leaps on top of my friend and tears his clothes of
>She starts grinding on him and licking his neck like she had a duracell in her
>My friend panics and try to claw away
>WR: "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR? ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? I'M JUST GIVING YOU WHAT YOU DESIRE!"
>She starts fucking him like she want to tear his dick off
>I try to pull her off mt friend
>As I try she leap onto me instead and does the same thing to me
>WR: "It's like you don't want this, it's like you want to get away. I'm sorry, but there's nowhere you can run, you know that. You watched me lock all the doors with my key. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576522
in the demon realm its probably just like rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576527
>EX-Class Rapist Bunny
More.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576526
I suppose it would be, if they fail to do it right.

But what kind of drill procedures would schools implement to avoid all that demonic energy they explode into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576515
Help her find a way to get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576527
Give her the Holy Hand Granade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576015
>Liking Succubus Milf, not Yuki-Onna gun loving Milf.

How do you sleep at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576536
Look again at the cocktails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576538
The dad wasn't all that bad-looking either.
He deserves her.
Seriously.
Doesn't make the anime not shit, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your pick of the litter puppy girl daughteru will never pull her runt of the litter sister on a blanket with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576548
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576515
What is it again? Kardashinitis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576549
He's saying you'll never have a litter of puppy daughterus, including an onne-chan who protects the littlest one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576549
Imagine the largest puppy in a litter carrying the runt via a blanket because the runt can't stand yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576548
>>12576553
>>12576556

I know monster girls are thinly-veiled furries but the veil is especially thin here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576562
>I know monster girls are thinly-veiled furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576562

>I know monster girls are thinly-veiled furries

Hold it there pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576569
>>12576566

C'mon. You throw a bit more fur on a jinko and you're looking at a straight-up anthropomorphic tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576538
O M G I should be ashamed of myself for forgetting her , I stand corrected, thanks 4chan!

[Anonymous No.]

That's a oversimplified argument that could be copypasta'ed into a lot of shit and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576527
>SMOOSH SMOOSH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576580
Ok that made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575854
Oni monk (rambling)"They asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, drunk I said so I became a drunken fist...."
Vampire medic "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ZE ALCOHOL IS FOR MEDICAL USES ONLY! Scheisse! I pierced an artery."
Dullahan swordswoman "P-please, doc, sew me faster... Unholy crap! t-they're back!"
Wurm huntress (looking at dungeon map)"I think we took the wrong left turn.. Or was it the right turn? Wait, is it 'right turn' or 'right' turn? Aww, can't we just go straight through the walls?"

And so we barely survived our first 20 minutes of inside the dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

The woods are really scary when it's dark, especially on a full moon! But my Manticore Mistress lead the way, tugging gently on my leash.

Like me, she wasn't wear anything. When we got to the trees she made me take off all my clothes. Apparently I wouldn't need any, but then she took hers off, too. Supposedly so she wouldn't rip another set.

I was wondering why we were going into the woods, but I knew better than to question mistress. I knew she wouldn't let anything bad happen to me anyways.

After a while she suddenly stopped and leered at me, then let my leash go. Something moved off to the side and I realized it was a group of manticores!

They were all naked, various builds and heights, various tails. If I had to say, my mistress has the thickest and best-looking tail of them all.

But what caught my attention was a tiny manticore. I recognized one of the group as my mistress' friend, and apparently the little manticore was her daughter.

And tonight was to be her first hunt. I thought it was cute - she was barely up to my navel! But Mistress pulled me close and told me very directly that I needed to play the part. If I did well she'd do the real deal later.

So the hunt was on. I was running naked through the woods, 'terrified' of the tiny manticore struggling to keep up with me. I had to slow down sometimes or fake fall to let her catch up; it was kind of fun. She growled fiercely and almost managed to get me a few times, but I was pretty good at dodging. Mistress taught me well.

Finally I figured enough was enough and let her pounce on me, falling to the group helplessly. She was absolutely adorable the way her tiny little tailpussy tried to engulf me. I could see she was uncomfortable - that tiny thing was worryingly distended trying to fit me all in!

I do have to say it felt really good - really, really tight. Her scratches and bites weren't bad. In fact, the tingling felt pretty nice and she never drew much blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576580
Isn't that just King from Tekken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576595

Her little barbs weren't very effective, but they got me to cum a lot. When I filled up her tail so much she couldn't suck it down, it bloated out a little like a balloon. Kind of funny, until the pressure was too much and her tail rocketed off me and drenched us both in my semen.

Such copious amounts attracted some nearby predators - namely some wolves. One of them snatched up the little manticore and began forcing her long tongue in her tiny, virginal snatch - I saw blood come out and she kind of writhed and cried a little. The wolf seemed to really enjoy it.

I tried to get to safety but they were far too fast and were quick to mount me - in all manners possible. I didn't really mind, but I could hear the little manticore crying out. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't get the wolves off - even going so far as to bite down on the tongue of one that tried to throat-fuck me.

That really pissed her off and she hit me hard, and after that I don't remember much until a point when I saw mistress pinning that wolf to the ground and raking her claws across the wolf's face. The other manticores were around as well, scattering the wolves and another tended to the little manticore. She wasn't moving much, but her tail was weakly swishing.

When mistress was done she came back over to me and looked at me with such a caring face. I guess she saw me do what little I could to fight the wolves and try to defend the tiny manticore.

She picked me up as well and carried me out of the woods, along with everyone else. When we got to the cars she began to bandage me and the tiny, savaged manticore gave me a weak smile and latched onto my fingers with her tail.

Still full of vigor she tried to growl and fired another barb into me - feisty little thing! But it was all in good fun.

Later back home mistress whipped me with her tail and gave me a nice prostate massage with her tail-strap-on, leaning over me and whispered what a good boy I was.

I love mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576597
No that's Armor King, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576589
...putting aside for a moment how stupid that all was, the way it was written out, why is the Vampire an Angry German?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576595
>>12576598

Oh boy the mindbroken sub is here. Could you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576602

Why WOULDN'T the vampire be an angry German?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576595
>>12576598
>Loli Manticore
>So feisty
Goddamn Sabbath. This is why I'm a member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576601
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576595
>Like me, she wasn't wear anything. When we got to the trees she made me take off all my clothes. Apparently I wouldn't need any, but then she took hers off, too. Supposedly so she wouldn't rip another set.

Read this again and explain it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576602
Because I like TF2 medic. Sorry if it was stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576604

Could you not respond to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576598
>Tail Strap-on
I-...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576602
A Kitsune would make for a better German

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576618
Double-ended dildo in the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576611
Don't worry anon we'll heal you all eventually and get you right back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576620
What part of that involves straps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576389
This is a question you could ask about a lot of MGE girls. It's not entirely clear what's clothing and what's biology on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576621
Why do you always say that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576534
That, or try to find a way to control it,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576622

It's just a shitty slave/sub relationship with heavy emphasis on tailpussies for no reason other than, because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576575
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576627
Because you're mind has been tainted by the evil flat chested ones. They have broken you and forced you to like them, even if you don't know it. You all need healing, don't worry we'll make sure you're all fine and send you back into society to live a happy free life.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576638
She needs to be impregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576638
Thems some scrawny legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576622
It's just an easy way to say something so you understand what's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576638
>Wearing pants
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576638

I can't get it up for Gazers or Cyclops. All I ever see is Suezo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576631
See, it's people like you who keep giving Hathor worshippers a bad name. Flat chests are fine, it's Lolis that are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576644
>Make-out session a few chapters ago
What tipped you off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576638
Always cute as a button
>>12576646
Better to see Suezo than hear him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576647
The flat chested ones are the baphomets moron. It was just a different way to reference them, I don't care if a girl has a flat chest, I care about proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576611
Such a tiny, cute little tailpussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>DFC Loli

Yes.

>" Although they are timid, they are extremely lustful, and when they suck a man into their nesting holes, they spread their vagina open with their own fingers and tempt the man."

Fucking yes!

>Diet: they'll eat anything they can

This kills the boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576647
whos hathor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576658
Have you not been in these threads the past month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576658

A forced waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576658
Lurk more, secondary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576656
>Sucked down into a Charybdis Hole
>Hot, extremely varied sex with the little bottom-dweller
>Suddenly, hungry
>She offers you a wide selection of the grimiest filth of the depths of the ocean, that not even the most desperate fisherman, stuck out in the ocean for weeks without even a sighting of fish, would stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576664
>forced
Not forced if at least a dozen or two people agree on her and nobody stands up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576663
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576664
>forced
I don't see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576666
>secondary
/jp/ pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576656
They also create massive whirl pools that suck in literally anything. So essentially you can't travel the seas without dying or being raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576669
Than I shall stand against her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576669
>nobody stands up to it.

Anybody who tries gets shit on just like Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576672
I'm a filthy /a/ subhuman though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576432
Bright Green Demon Realm

>These only started to spring forth in recent years, but they are a peculiar kind of demon realm that are increasing at a staggering rate. Unlike “dark demon realms”, the sky is bright blue during the day, and the brilliant light of the sun illuminates the earth. The ashen earth that receives sunlight is covered with green plants. Demon realms that have scenery which is hardly different from that of the human world in this way are called “bright green demon realms”. In the case of monster friendly states which co-exist with monsters, and some parts of the Zipangu region, etc. that gradually change into demon realms, or in the case of demon realms where the monster inhabitants are mostly races originating in nature such as beast man type or plant type, it seems to be easier for them to become one of these bright green demon realms.

>Even though they're all beastman type, in the case where there are many holstaurus and weresheep , etc., it will be easy for the land to become a bright green demon realm, but lands under the rule of races that prefer a hedonistic lifestyle such as “youko will generally become dark demon realms.

>Being around a holstaurus won't change a girl into a monster


You're were right, they'll change the very land. I'm only getting started motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576670
Then lurk more.
>>12576674
>Wants to stand against the Health goddess
>Posts Health
>>12576676
Because most of the other people here like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never play hide and seek with your Scylla daughteru
>you will give your jinko daughteru a belly rub
>you will never give your dragon daughteru her first piggybank
>you will never sit under a Kotatsu with your lamia daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576658

Hathor / Ra /Ammy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576679
I say it a lot but I really hate KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to restaurant
>Order Kitsune Udon
>Receive this
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576686
The current pantheon of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576689

Tell Bob to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576686
Mocha Hathor>Vanilla Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576684
>Your harpy daugteru will hug your leg with her soft down feathers before demanding that you pick her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576695
Hail Healthor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576689
Go away Bob.
>>12576693
Ammys presence makes my autism flare up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576684
>You will never fall asleep in your Holstaurus wife's lap while your Holstaurus daughter falls asleep in your lap.
And I made myself sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576655
Well might as well start small instead of going straight for XXL-sized tail pussy like pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576697
She can fly.

>She lifts herself up
>You doge constantly when she tries to land on your shoulders
>She is getting sad
>You then open your arms as she crashes into them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576705
Truckercore a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576694
>Tell Bob to fuck off.
Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576697
>>12576704

>you will never make inari with your kitsune daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576697
>You will never carry your harpy daughteru over your head as she flaps her wings, pretending to fly
>Until the day finally comes when she achieves lift, rocketing out of your hands and into the sky
>You will never look on as she flies freely through the air, happy, but a bit melancholic that she's growing up
>She will never promptly twist through the air, and slam right into you, knocking you to the ground as she hugs you tightly

We say it a lot, but why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576701
>Ammys presence makes my autism flare up.
Seconded.
>>12576686
In fact, why even bother rule 63-ing a male Egyptian god when there are plenty of female ones not being used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576684
>Jinko

Cuddles, belly rubs and strong, fluffy paws.

I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575806
>Pray to Ammy for help
>Wait a few seconds, as if hoping that something might happen
>...
>Of course it doesn't, though
>Sighing, you turn away from the cereal shelf, hoping that you'll remember the correct cereal later
>You almost trip over a trolley full to the brim with birdseed, assorted animal treats, and art supplies
>The radiant white god just smiles at you, raising an eyebrow
>Before you even open your mouth to say anything, a gust of wind pulls the shopping list from your hand, wafting it into hers
>She glances at it, before shooting you a smile, a wink, and vanishing in the blink of an eye
>You stand there, next to the sun god's shopping trolley, utterly dumbfounded
>Maybe forty-five seconds pass as you debate what to do next
>Do you just leave her trolley here?
>You turn to leave, and continue your shopping trip, when you see her again, walking triumphantly up the aisle
>She hands you back your shopping list
>On the reverse end is written a single brand of cereal, in your daughteru's handwritting
>Ammy licks the side of face happily, and walks off with her trolley
>As you stare at her tail, turning a corner into some other asile, you only have the presence of mind to wonder one thing
>How the hell did she know where you lived?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576712
>She will never turn around and slam so hard into you that she crushes your rib cage and kills you

It's been a while since I've read that story, but the pain still hurts all the while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576663
>>12576680
>>12576666

Not that guy but, how can you call yourselves followers of Hathor if you shun people away instead of converting them in the name of HEALTH like real worshippers would?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575806
Buy 1 box, doesn't matter which. Cut a hole in the bottom to put your dick through so that when she puts her hand in- oh wait that's popcorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576664
>forced waifu
I dunno, man.
I'm the one who came up with the whole thing and it just...exploded.
I can't explain that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576726
I ain't feedin' a nigga spoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576722
>You will never be stalked by the Rising Sun Herself
This would make a neat story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576726
He needs to come to the realization of her glory by himself. That's what sets us apart from those evil lolis, we don't force people to join us, we let them come to us. Also honestly if he hasn't been here for the last month he probably should lurk for at least one thread to see what has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576674
>them love handles
Surely HEALTH is beauty, but I'm not sure a lamia is capable of getting love handles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576729
If you are really the one who first proposed the idea of Hathor may I say thank you sir, you have given us a new and proper religion and a glorious new race of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576733

Fair enough.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12576291
Fuck it. I'll bump the number from top three to top four.

That way everyone's happy. This agreeable with you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576735
During winter they probably just laze around trying to keep warm, wouldn't surprise me if they get HEALTHy during the winter and come out something like that in the spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576744
I really wanted the vampire hunter after I found out she was a girl but yeah I chose all of those too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576744
Yes. Five-man party was a thing in Final Fantasy 4, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576744
I was hoping for the Tomboy and Shy Girl duo, but oh well, t'was not to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576744

>youtube personalities

Nah, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576744
Yes. I'm a little disappointed the space marine guy didn't make it, but Cr1tikal more than makes up for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576752
Kinda surprised Penguinz0 got 33 votes from a monster girl audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576752

>Talking shit about Cr1tikal

Nigga I'll flex on yo titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576679
>Monsterization is the phenomenon where humans and other races are transformed into monsters by being infused with demonic energy

>There are also other methods of monsterization besides sex, such as being bitten, having demonic energy pour into the body through a wound, expelling spirit energy, also, when a woman spends a long period of time in certain lands such as the demon realm where demonic energy is contained in the air or by taking a medicine made with the demonic energy of a succubus. Besides these, there are also some stranger ways of changing a human woman into a monster such as laying eggs inside of her, or having her inhale spores introducing a parasite.

Recovery of Spirit Energy

>The spirit energy that dwells within the body of a human, besides being stolen away by monsters, can also be spent through casting spells. Even if spirit energy is lost for one of these reasons, it never results in death, though it may cause the person to feel fatigue, or pass out. In the case of human men, they have the power to create spirit energy inside their body. It is possible to recover their spirit energy through eating, or getting sleep. In the case of women, this function is very weak compared to how it is in men, but they are able to make up for what they lack by absorbing the spirit energy released by men around them. However, in the case that there is demonic energy around them, they take in the demonic energy of monsters in place of the spirit energy that they're lacking. Because of this, their spirit energy recovery function, which was weak and lacking to begin with, completely ceases. The demonic energy settles in the woman's body and ends up causing monsterization.

If you still need convincing, I'll look for the bit that clarifies that monster are always draped in demonic energy and spill it around, hence even being near a monster, or holstaurus specifically cause fuck you, will change a woman into a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573100

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576767
Xantcha stop.
You used to be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576767
>such as laying eggs inside of her, or having her inhale spores introducing a parasite.
KC, why would you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576764

If it ain't DemolitionD+ then it's shit.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12576751
>>12576748
>>12576755
I'll see what I can do, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576773
I don't know who that is. Since the autists just have to shit on everything I like, I'll shove the facts in their face, because I just hate to see people be wrong on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576767
>laying eggs inside of her, or having her inhale spores introducing a parasite.
KC fucking stop you horrible faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576776

What the fuck is DemolitionD+

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576776
>If its not the one person I like its shit!
Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576778
But don't do more than you have to, Bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>Starting planning second LEGO Anubis story
>Passing mention of a LEGO Arc-Gurren Lagann in it
>Spend several hours trying to find out the size of the actual Arc-Gurren Lagann, for scaling purposes

I hate my brain sometimes. The good news is that I've worked out Arc-Gurren Lagann's face as approximately 50m from chin to forehead top. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576782
>because I just hate to see people be wrong on the internet
I thought it was standard protocol to pelt them with image macros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576782
You do of course realize that by shoving the facts in their face, you're only helping to reinforce their dislike of it, right?

And that furthermore, no matter how much you do so, it's not going to affect their head canon or opinion in the slightest.

All this is, is useless, shitty head canon discussion. I've seen it go on and on for over four years now.

It's fucking fap-fuel. Stop being this autistic about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576785

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wkqlstn1Mk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576775
>>12576783
It's not a bad end if it's a human woman.
It's a fucking "you're here to fap to monster girls" fetish sandbox, stop expecting something more out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>People talking shit about healthy foxes

It's like you don't even like soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576791
>Second LEGO Anubis Story
>Now with more mecha
Yes, yes, YES YES YES! All of my fucking yes!

I am so goddamn happy right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576801
>Its not bad if its a human woman
You're logic is flawed so hard. I don't care if this is a monster girl thread you can't do any of that vore unbirthing shit without it being called out for what it is, shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576802
>It's like you don't even like obesity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576791
Will we see any other big mechs in LEGO form?
Will there be Gundams?

Arc-Gurren Lagann is best Gurren Lagann.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576814
>Wanting Neo Zeon
Blasted thing's too damn big

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576793
We don't do tht anymore, we'd get called newfags or that stupid "x year, still doing x" meme.

>>12576794
No, fuck them. I just wanted to talk about Dark Priest with other people who liked them, then they butted in, because you just can't like what you like, some faggot always goes along to tell you to stop enjoying things. Their headcanon can go fuck itself, since that's their stance on mine. So here are the facts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576810
>You're logic
Was seething with obvious irony. Thank you, Captain Obvious, but KC doesn't give a shit if it's not a monster girl, cause that's what he's writing.

Not here explicitly for dicking a monster girl? Move on. For all the fluff and shitflinging, it's not a world built for grander purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576825
>Then they butted in
Oh I see, you're a newfag who hasn't learned internet rule #1.
>FUCKING IGNORE THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576814
Someone on this thread suggested I watch Gundam Build Fighters and now I want to see a monstergirl story with Giant Mecha.
Also.
>Arc-Gurren Lagann
>Not Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576827
Just thought I'd point out, KC likes Monster Boys too. It's just not what he's writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576802

>>12576812
>It's like you don't even like obesity

This. I like my foxes cute, petite, and witty.
You can have your healthy but don't blur the line between some curve and a pure calorie hog.

Unless your into that I guess.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12576832
You got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576832
Steps of progression anon.
First the City-Sized one.
THEN the Moon-Sized.

Also, hurry up with Build Fighters so you can get on the Try-Hype Train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576824
It looked great when the Unicorn used Mobile Suit CQC on it.
http://sakuga.yshi.org/post/show/5543/animated-fighting-gundam-hirotoshi_takaya-mecha-mo
http://sakuga.yshi.org/post/show/5544/animated-fighting-gundam-hirotoshi_takaya-mecha-mo
>>12576832

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576835
You're shitting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576835
>KC likes Monster Boys too.
[citation and relevance to MGE needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576841
No. One of the questions asked in the English-Fandom Q&A was his opinion on Monster Boys.

He said he does like them, especially cool or manly ones, but that they wouldn't appear in his work because, well, he's writing the Monster GIRL Encyclopedia.

inb4 once it's done, he begins work on the Monster Boy Encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576814
SpaceGodzilla may or may not feature in the story too, so I'll see about some Gundam stuff too, for a nice mishmash. Maybe Macross too, though I don't know about that series so well.

Arc-Gurren Lagann is my absolute favourite design out of all the Gurren Laganns. It's a shame to me that it didn't get more screen-time, though it had enough to still be hype as fuck. I have this thing where the mechs I love get relatively little attention. Tacit Ronin from Pacific Rim is beautiful in my mind, and I've seen maybe one piece of fanart for it.

Apparently, the TTGL guidebook puts Arc-Gurren Lagann at 90km tall. I think I'll just go with that height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576840
But compared to Sinanju, it's kind of overly big, considering Sinanju was great
But this isn't MG related

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576830
>newfag

I've been here since 2004

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576845
So he likes Greyhawk stuff, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576845
We just can't have nice things can we.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576849
Well, if MG meant Master Grade...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576845
>because, well, he's writing the Monster GIRL Encyclopedia.
>It's just not what he's writing.
>Except for that it is.
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576858
You know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576844
http://pastebin.com/GpkigMKp
>171.Q:What do you think of monster boys?

>172.A:I also like monster boys. I like cool male demihuman or beastman. Basically they will not appear in MGE, but there are some exceptions like the magics or portions by sabbath which enable men to become monster boys temporaly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576858
What Gundams would different monstergirls pilot anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Amazoness...my body is ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576859
>He likes Monster Boys, it's just not what he's writing
>Because, well, he's writing the Monster GIRL Encyclopedia

Yes, what is your confusion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576848
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576848
I just realised I used the word "too" three times in one line. Ever since rereading the Anubis story, I've been shitting myself about all the redundant and repeating words I never seem to catch until it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576863
An Ignis could pilot the Build Burning Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576863
Lamias would pilot the Cobra Gundam.
Centaur girls would pilot Fuunsaiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576862
Ignore the previous post, I read "not what he's writing" wrong, but saying it that way is even less relevant. Really, why would you need to mention that at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576862
Old news. He already clarified that having monsterboys would have the setting fall apart because why would monstergirls need men then? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576848
>Tacit Ronin is beautiful in my mind
Not just yours, it was a very elegant, deadly looking machine.

And the Arc-Gurren does probably have the best overall design of them all, I definitely agree with that too.

Also, far as Gundam goes, TRY IS HYPE AS FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576863
Dullahan in the Turn X.

If the Turn X is actually a Gundam anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576867
See >>12576876
Being confused by autism, apparently.

>He writes about Monster Girls
>Thought I'd mention he's not writing about things that aren't Monster Girls
No shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576862

>People telling KC they want to kill him over his interpretation of monstergirls.

Jesus Christ, how horrible can we be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576886
It does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12573100
Holy shit anon, he said dick things to do, not how to commit suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576892
>we
That's MGU dude, not us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576892
That same guy posted a story about how he got drunk off of rotten apples, and was then face-fucked and ass-raped by his buddy he was with.

Does anybody have the screen-cap of that on-hand?

[Anonymous No.]

Dick
the
Daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576902
I don't think we need that to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576909
My point was the guy was clearly a crazy autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576906
What if she ties me up, and sticks my dick in her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576895
>"So, Anon, would you like to stay the night with me? Maybe we could..."
"I see where you're going with this, but...I respectfully decline."
>"Wh-What? Why!?"
"Well, you see, the thing is, you're just not..."
"...What's the word I'm looking for?"
>"..."
>He takes a breath through his clenched teeth to brace himself
"You're not...sexually attractive?"
>He bites his lip, as though to silently apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576906

No
You
Don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576906
Give
Daughteru
Ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576701
>Ammys presence makes my autism flare up.
3rded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576914
>What if she ties me up,
Your daughter seems to be misbehaving. Punish her with some lewd spankings followed by dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576698
>>12576698
Hail Loen and thickness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576915
If it's any comfort, anon, I'll take pictures of your corpse when she uses it to make the effigy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576929

No, you punish her by taking away her video games.

That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576914
Then you deserve it for being so weak even a child could over power you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576909
Oh come on, it was hilarious. Besides, MGU deserves to be ridiculed for the autists they are. I know we have immigrants from there in these threads. Never 5get the MGUtanic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576923
The fact you're thirding without a second makes my autism flare up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576938
What if his child is an Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576942
>>12576714

[Anonymous No.]

>Live in a gated community in MGC.
>The only Monster Girls I've talked with are the Holstaurus who delivers milk on Wednesdays and that Chupacabra girl from Monster Girl Mexico who does gardening work for people.
>Have to take a cab to work because my Human wife needed the car to take our regular Human kids to a Human-only school.
>Cabbie is one of those greedy, money-grubbing Tanuki.
>I can't wait to get out of this cab.
>"Alright, here we are, that'll be $14 buddy."
>Ridiculous.
>Give her the money and step out of the car.
>Hang on, this isn't the right part of the city.
>Taxi's already left.
>I'm all by myself, in some inner city slum.
>Oh god it's just like on the television, some Monster Girl could rape me at any moment, then I'll end up as some manslut addicted to tailpussy.
>I'll lose my job, my family, my house and end up giving paw passages to stray Cat Girls in alleyways.
>"Hey, you, guy in the fancy suit."
>I turn around to see a towering Minotaurus walk up to me.
>Oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man.
>I immediately tear off my clothes.
>"J-just be gentle, puh-please." I beg, closing my eyes as tight as I can.
>"W-woah buddy, I just wanted to know if you had the time." She backs away with a strange look on her face.
>I'm left standing in the middle of the street, naked, I can see people peering out of windows and giggling.
>I turn to see a pair of Cat Girls leaning against each other, laughing uncontrollably.

Such is life in Monster Girl City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576795

Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576940
I used to go there all the time. Up until about two years ago.
That's when I began to see the true autism.
Found /mgg/ about a year ago, couldn't be happier. Except for when stuff just like MGU pops up, but thankfully, it never lasts as long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576950
So it's like the Rock Bottom episode of Spongebob, where the Monster Girls are all weird in that they don't lust for the dick and our poor Anon has to get out of there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576950
>Monster Girl Mexico
And suddenly my desire to see KC get to Aztecs is redoubled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576950

>I immediately tear off my clothes.

I'll never understand why anyone would ever do this out of fear. It's illogical and dumb, as if it's just there to force a joke into stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576953
>stuff just like MGU pops up
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>Every monster mother deeply loves her children, who are crystallizations of the love they share with their husband. Monster mothers always wish for the happiness of their children. They want their own cute daughters to grow to be more lewd and lustful like a fine monster, and spend their days in happiness as monsters who drown in the pleasure of sex with men. As far as other monsters besides the mother are concerned, it's a thing to be joyfully welcomed when monster children show an early interest in human men and sex.

>The sight of very young monsters assaulting and copulating with human men, tasting pleasure for the very first time, and awakening to their devilish nature and going wild as a result is considered a lovely, pleasant thing. Also, the obscene, depraved sight of the little girls who become prisoners while repeatedly having sex after that is regarded as wonderful by monsters who consider it a virtue to be more lascivious. Probably not even the mothers can hide their arousal.

For the anti daughteru dickers from earlier, reminder that milfy kitsune offered her daughter as well, and any monster mother would.

Yes they are horrible mothers, from a human standpoint.

And stop assuming that when this is mentioned one means children. Like I said earlier, I default to teenaged daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576966
Like this whole argument and shit for one:
>>12576767

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576963
In his mind, resisting would only turn them on more, therefore stripping down might kill the mood or at least not cause them to go max rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576968
I pictured a loli.
Because, y'know, there's already a piece of MG fanart of a MILF Fox and Daughteru Fox posing naked together for the purpose of enticing someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576968
>According to human common sense, it's regarded as abnormal for an adult man to lust after or have sex with a little girl. It's normal for such a man to be faced with fierce criticism. But as far as monsters are concerned, children have the body to charm and copulate with men from their early years, and additionally, there are also races that stay in the form of children even in adulthood, so it's a perfectly normal thing for human men to lust after and have sex with monsters with childish forms. Of course, men who have sex with monsters with childish forms are not criticized whatsoever. On the contrary, monster mothers tell them to thoroughly teach their daughter the taste of pleasure and spirit energy, and raise her to be more lascivious, heightening her devilish nature, and many even look forward to their daughter becoming pregnant while very young and making a grandchild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576974

I don't think a Minotaurus would give a fuck about his reaction if she was horny enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576768
there is NO correct answer if she asks if the dress makes her look fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576953
>Except for when stuff just like MGU pops up
If you think we're gonna stop making fun of them then do I have some bad news for ya buddy

Laughing at other people's autism keeps ourselves in check. By doing so we remind ourselves that we can't reach what they have achieved. While we may get slightly autistic, we can take pride in knowing we will never reach the autism that MGU has managed to reach

And may Hathor guide us not into autism, but to health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576952

I like it better then some deadpan edgelord talking about nipple pussies and sorandumb humor.

I'll take my OTAkool pandering any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576982
Oh god, the triforce of autism, haven't seen this in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently UN_DO has something going on. Looks like it involves a robot girl.

What the hell is the girl in the background supposed to be?

A Muto from Godzilla?

Or one of those aliens that sent the Kaijus in Pacific Rim, the ones that looked like the aliens from Independence Day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576979
"You look better without the dress... Naked"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576979
>"Don't ask unnecessary questions."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576982
Holy fuck, that is one autistic image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576982
What? No.
Laughing at them is fine. Dandy. Perfe-
>I need a moment to vomit because ghoang-shit
MGU is made for mockery.
I meant "Except for when /mgg/ acts exactly like MGU".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576968

I guess I'll repost this

http://strawpoll.me/2747674/r

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576979
Sure there is
>It makes you look perfect
While rubbing your hands up her inner thighs, then around and gripping her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576982
I-is...Is he drinking piss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576996
>http://strawpoll.me/2747674/r
>No option for "All of the Above"
Failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576996
There's no option for no dicking.

Bias poll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576999
>No option for none
The only way to win the game is to stop playing, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576998
He watched too much Man vs Wild

Bear Grylls doing a show with monster girls never?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577000
>>12577001

>not dicking your daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576998
Didn't even notice that holy shit

MGU certainly sets the gold standard when it comes to Monster Girl Communities

[Anonymous No.]

So rather than complaining about everything wrong with KC's setting, why doesn't everyone just ignore it? Use MGE as another source of images and then just get on with the thread without reference to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576982
>Bright red camo uniform
>In the middle of a fucking forest

The Camo Index is rolling in its grave.

[Anonymous No.]

Just so you guys know, I can not seem to come up with any commercials tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576996
>http://strawpoll.me/2747674/r

And I guess I'll repost this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576945
If he can survive sex with an oni enough times to produce a child he can handle a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577003
I just don't believe in cheating on my waifu to have incest with my daughteru.

If she's coming of age and, like most Monster Girls, begins to get incredibly strong sexual urges. I would hire a professional or teacher, to ease her into adulthood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577005
It's the never-ending cycle of head canon bitchery.

Some people like KC's stuff.
Others hate it.
One party gets vocal, the other gets angry at them, shit goes downhill from there.

There will always be people who want to talk about MGE, whether to love or hate on it. The two parties are never able to ignore each other.

This is the way of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576977
>Also, according to human common sense, it is taboo for parents and children to have sex and commit incest, but naturally, monsters have no such taboo. Desire for one's own father is not to be denied, and incest is never condemned. As far as monsters are concerned, if one has desire for a specific man, then one should act on the urge and have sex with him. Even if it's ones own father, it won't be a problem. On the contrary, the desire for a man takes highest precedence, and it's unthinkable to discard it over something as trivial as “blood connection.”

And done. Quit stepping over balls when the fetish is present and allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577013
What if your waifu encourages it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577013
It's not cheating if it's a threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577009
Movie Commercial Parodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577013

Why not do the most natural thing? Get tied down by your waifu as she demonstrates sexual positions and methods for your daughteru, before prompting her to try them out herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576996
Teenaged daughterus is where it's at. Told ya.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads now just go from Pro pedo crap to really weird manticore submission then arguing over peoples canons

People will not get into pedophilia no matter how much you try to justify it, you want to have sex with kids, you need help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577017
I'd tell her that people have a hard enough time getting raped by Monster Girls, without having to worry about being raped by inbred Monster Girls.

However, if they were to tie me to the bed and do >>12577022 .Realistically, it's out of my hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577021
I am just drawing a blank tonight, prolly have a cold, feel kinda blah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576999

When I made the poll, I meant at what age does it become appropriate. So if you start the dickening at 10-12 then it's assumed you'd be okay with it at 13-15 and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577027
>Realistically, it's out of my hands
Hahaha, well played anon, well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577028
The night I spent with my favorite fox girl on bloodmoon really took it out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577005
Cause they wouldn't put in the work it takes to make something like this, or can't, so bitching is the only resource. If they really hate it so much, why do they stay? MGR may have namefgging and a few restrictions but god is it chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577028
Its probably ebola.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577030
Ah, alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577009
Cliche Rom-Com movie trailer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577028
Writers block my man. Take a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577034
I am pretty sure my fox women friends would beat the crap outta ebola-chan if she came near me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577030
You'd be surprised by the rampant faggotry in these threads. Some people would only dick then at 10-12 and then just stop because they hate everything that isn't a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you love fluffy girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576848
Does this Mobile Suit appeal to your sensibilities?
http://i.imgur.com/DgibqOy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577025
>daughteru equals child

No, you dumbass. Also fuck off normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577042
But I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577042
Because you're a faggot, Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577043
>http://i.imgur.com/DgibqOy.jpg
>Delta Kai
Ergh...Delta is shit, Zeta a best.

[Anonymous No.]

The unenligntened masses
They cannot make the judgement call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all.

Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your succubi control your mind!
Let your succubi control your soul!

Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cause
Thinking ceases the truth is lost!

Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do!
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed

The fires will burn in their defeat
The human heart is obsolete
Breaking down the fabric of society
Collective Conciousness controls what you will see

Let your succubi control your soul!
Let your succubi control your soul!
Let your succubi control your soul!
Let your succubi control your soul!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577017
I think I would tell them that she should try and find a boy for herself. Honestly, it'd be tiring to have to please my waifu AND my daughteru at the same time. Besides, what would a boy say if he found out his girlfriend is that kind of daddy's girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577049
>Zeta a best
This Anon knows what's up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577043
That's from one of the games, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577049
>Zeta a best
The ZII is my favorite Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577013
How can it be cheating when monster wivs allow it? At most is swinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577055
I prefer the Zeta, but the ZII is pretty cool. They came out with an HG model of it recently, considering buying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577054
Yep, Post-War. The same game that gave us the Delta Gundam and Sinanju Stein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577025
Will we be free of you if we just specify that the girl is 18 or over? Would that placate you?Cause if it doesn't you can go fuck yourself cause daughteru dicking is here to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

Ebola-chan is best Disease Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

/mgg/ - monmusus and gundams

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577050
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577050
5/10 you tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577062
I thought Baphomet was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577042
I only wish the guy that paid $50 for this requested her scarf
http://i.imgur.com/SavUx1A.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577071
You clever bastard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577062
Isn't she weak to milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577071
Would the sabbath embrace you in such a strong love you'd die for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577072
>http://i.imgur.com/SavUx1A.png
Neat, Lili's stuff.
Still like that one of doing the Salamander in the Shower.
Steamy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577075
Why would you fight Ebola-chan's love?

Just embrace it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577076
>>12577081

I doubt you'll enjoy dieing an excruciating painful death

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577081
I sure hope you intend to delete all these images later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577072
I haven't seen that picture in a long time. I still love it.
>>12577075
All are weak to the milk of the blessed one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577081

I'd do anything to support Uncle Nurgle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577062
I'l stick with Cold-chan
Cold-chan is doting and isn't yangire like Ebola-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577025
>really weird manticore submission

Clearly you've never been stalked through the city streets by a manticore. Listening to her growls and noises she purposefully makes to let you know she's still there no matter how fast or hard you run.

Just when your heart is about to burst from your chest and your lungs scream with fire and your legs feel like jelly, she lets you see hope. Maybe a way out. Maybe a door you can flee through.

Just when your hope is greatest she pounces. Not a gentle shove. She slams you to the ground to stun you. In an instant your clothes are torn to shreds, and she's not cautious about not scratching you. Her claws will sink somewhat into your flesh - enough to hurt and make you bleed, but no major damage. She's not that dumb.

While you scream she silences you by slamming her ass down on your face, suffocating you with her steaming cunt. There's a sharp prick as the barbs hit your flesh and then the tail goes to work. It sucks and pulls and squeezes like a machine.

It won't be tender at all. It's a purpose-grown organ to turn your balls into shriveled raisens. She'll milk and milk until it hurts so bad to cum but still it'll flow. Barb after barb and she releases floods of sweet nectar into your mouth as she gets off nearly as much as you do while raping you stupid, listening to you scream and holding you as you struggle.

And you're going to love every second and beg for more when she's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577025
Lolicon =/= 3D pedophile
Fuck off normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577095
Closer than you'd like to admit.

But everything's still fine, long as you're not a rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577093
This is why I keep cyanide in a fake tooth, just in case

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW people all expect fucking werewolf shit during Halloween era
>Not remembering the most fearsome of all of the Monstergirls of the fluff variety
>The dreaded Wererabbit of Caerbannog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577102

Nigga, you just need a 1911, maybe an Obrez for backup

[Anonymous No.]

>Browsing a thread that fantasizes about half-human/half-monster women.

>Not wanting to fuck your half-human/half-monster daughter makes you a "normie."

Welp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577113
Nah, it's just the association of Lolicons with 3D pedophiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577113
Well, you know.
Can't help you, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577113
Well it does, doesn't it?
Not wanting to fuck your daughter is normal.
Therefore, you are normal if you don't want to fuck your daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577113
>Not fucking tiny manticore daughteru as she paws at your legs and tries to get at your penis through your pants with her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577113
>guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577120
Still, there's being 'normal', relatively speaking, and then there's being a straight-up normalfag.

Where refusal of daughteru dicking falls in that spectrum, I'd rather not argue about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577108
>Friend is a few dollars short to be able to get lunch
>You give him your lunch money so he can get his food
>Friend is eternally grateful
>Few weeks later friend appears
>Friend gives you tickets to see Monty Python live in Monster Girl city
>It's a strip show of the world's biggest python girl who has a thick british accent and tells british jokes while doing lewd actions
>You don't know what you were expecting
>End up getting tangled up in her coils after the show
>Get married
>That feel when turned $3.29 into a marriage with a thick tall long British Python Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577098
murder in videogames =/= murder in real life

Hello Jack! We actually miss you. You were a pain, but God did things get worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577126
I have no idea who Ja-Oh wait.
>Murder in Videogames =/= murder in real life
Jack Thompson, gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577093
At least she'll be the only one to see my stupid slutty ahegao. t would be worse if t was a gangrape or if someone was making a recording to post onlne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577134
Oh fuck, I forgot Jack Thompson was even a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577135
>Facebook for monsters

Ah jesus fuck the horror of what would be on that site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577120
Incest has always been present in humans relations, it was actually pretty normal. It's only when gene studies started and he correlation between it and abnormalities was brought up that it started being frowned upon. Hell, royalty did it, and the money is always right.

No, I'm really arguing in pro of incest, merely commenting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577139
>Facebook
>for monster girls
Let's never discuss that, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577137
A more modern day example would've been Anita.

There will never be an end to people claiming fiction will actually affect our real life. I wish it did, I'd love to be raped in the street by a tall domineering girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577121
This shit is why anti daughteru fags think we're all pedos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577140
*not arguing pro incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577144
You and me both brotha.

[Anonymous No.]

What's better
A natural Monster Girl that doesn't like you
or
a human girl turned Monster girl that likes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577144
>A more modern day example would've been Anita.
Don't you dare utter that name here, anon. I can already hear her distant cries.
>Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577155
Whatever one is in the beginning, shall have no bearing on what one ends up as.

I'd rather the girl who likes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577156
Don't worry, SJWs and Feminists have no power in nippon, a land where the jews fear the samurai! And since most of our Monster Girl material comes from there, we have nothing to worry about right?

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577135
What you don't see is that stupid cheshire cat, grinning like a maniac while invisible.

One paw is working a thick U-shaped dildo into her cunt and asshole while the other holds a camera. The only thing louder than your screams are the manticore's growls and the Cheshire's moans of Ecstasy.

Later, in a few weeks, you'll receive your royalty check in the mail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577140
>It's only when gene studies started
no anon
the taboo has been around for a long time
just look at the the greek myth of Smyrna and Theias
or of Oedipus and Jocasta to get a feel of what the ancients thought of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577146
Because daughterus want the dick?

I'm not sure what you're getting at.

[Anonymous No.]

You realize these threads are like Midwestern American weather, wait an hour, the topic will change.
I am sure I'll come up with a lame commercial soon enough, but for the record, I dont like lolicon, or underage crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577168
>but for the record, I dont like lolicon, or underage crap
I use to be like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577140
>Hell, royalty did it, and the money is always right.
You say you are actually arguing in favor of incest but you're making yourself sound like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577168
"My idea of fun does not involve going to Hanna Montana concerts to pick up dates" ~ D. Letterman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577168
These threads need Lolicon to keep the normalfags away

I like my delicious Christmas Cakes and MILFs but I recognize that these threads need Lolicon to keep them preserved, lest they fall into the abyss or normalfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577166
You called her tiny. Children are tiny. Also that bit of her clawing at your pant leg just makes it sound like she's REALLY young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577168

I used to not like smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577183
Just to clarify, not argue, I don't like lolicon/pedo, but I am not gonna whine about it, it just feeds the trolls and makes them want to it more, I also will take my Mature , developed women any day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577187
anon you are giving me some mixed signals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577187
But , I will always tease the Manticore sub dork every chance I get

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577194
>dork

Woah anon that's going a bit too far don't you think?

Those are alp words

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577191
mm, how so???

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577184
Well, yeah. I just imagine a little ten year old manticore trying desperately to fit my cock in her tail and she can only get the tip in. But it feels so good she starts to cum, and I ratchet it up by fingering her cunt and asshole at the same time.

After she's recovered from being an ahegao'ing mess, I giver her tender cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577139
>Not camwhoring on monster girl facebook

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577168
>but for the record, I dont like lolicon, or underage crap
OK?
Why are you being so defensive about it? Do you have anything to hide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577164
That's just the point of view of some popularized for all. It's all circumstance. You really think some guy living in bumfuck nowhere with no women except his sister is gonna care? There is that saying about being the last man on earth an wanting the last woman to be your sister.

>>12577177
Check again dumbass, I corrected my mistake. Incest in fiction is hot. Incest in real life is meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577183
4chan has gone full normalfag. We can only corrupt the normal now. No I'm not a lolifag, just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest: Would you wear a collar? How sub would you go? And which direction: Tender and loving or brutal and oh shit what was the cracking noise in my pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577163
Well at least it won't be that popular right? t would he bad if it were a hit and monstergirls started to recognize me in public. I would hate to hear them snicker behind my back and hear whispers about that pussy guzzling slutboy. Some might even try to pick me up looking for a easy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577207
Why don't you have a seat!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577206
>Sign up on Demonspage
>Start looking for lamias in your local area
>Friend request one
>Play the waiting game
It's literally that fucking easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577211
I'd let her wear a collar, and i ain't even into petplay
Collar's are just hot for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577211
Is there an "in-between" for tender loving and brutal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577211
no to everything
subs a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577211
I'd love to wear a collar for my waifu. I want her to push me down and fuck me however she wants. In her pussy or ass, or maybe she'll fuck my ass instead with a strap on or dildo or vibrator.

Ropes, belts, spanking, public, exhibitionism, biting, scratching, rough play, I want it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577211
I'd go with light punishment.
Also we compete to see who wears the collar every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577139
Same shit?
Full of revealing pictures, food, clothes, selfies, and drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577211
Tender loving submission. No I won't wear a collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577213
Thats my point. its pretty weird to go around stating youre not into loli when no one asked you anything, unless od course youre trying to hide something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577211
This
>>12577219

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577219
>>12577235
Domfag here. It's annoying people who can't shut the fuck up, like what they like and let other people do the same a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577244
But fuck succubus overlordfags pushing their shit and that mindbroken manticore guy. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577244
I agree. No one is telling no one to fuck off or stop posting. Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577247
>But fuck succubus overlordfags pushing their shit
I sympathize.
But what about people who just plain like succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577215
Anon, don't. You'll get raped within the week, if not the day of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577255
Well then that's their opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

Is pegging allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577211
The farthest im willing to go is hands tied behind the back, and yes she has to be gentle about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577265
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577265
No, stuff up yor ass is gay.

>but muh waifu-

Phallus in anus is GAY! Real or plastic, doesn't matter.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577267
Fuck off Nega. Or Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577265
Pegging is great. She'll ride you hard, applying just the right pressure to prostate to ensure your cock drools pre-cum non-stop until the inevtible hands-free orgasm that leaves a big sticky mess all over.

But she doesn't stop. She keeps going, forcing more and more out of you as you moan lewdly and can't even kneel properly. She has to hold you up, bouncing you up and down on her lap while your painfully hard erection spews precum and semen all over her belly.

>>12577269
>Sexual intimacy with a woman when you're a man
>Homosexual

You're a sad, confused little man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577265
Wrong, BALLS TOUCHING is gay, prostate induced orgasms is not...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577271
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577270
Is it happening now? Please Hound tell me it's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577250
Check his spoiler. >>12577219


>>12577255
Vanilla succubus? I don't like them, but I won't begrudge you. And no it's not "hurr duur, muh cuck, muh ntr." Different reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577278
>Different reason.
Is it because of the buttwings?

[Anonymous No.]

>One of the Lilim daughters of the Daemon Lord
>Unlike Deruella, who lustbombs everything, she militaristically conquers city-states and forces men to marry, or die
>Gets a colossal murderboner in combat, and is often seen dragging the closest shota squires off to her tent for "recalibration" after a good battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577273
she stops being a woman once she penetrates you
not that theres anything wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577273
We've had this argument a million times, pegging is not welcome. Neither is sounding. Or monsterboys, futa, yuri, vore, guro, scat or piss.

Good Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577269
This nigga understands

>>12577273
>Having things shoved up your ass is NOT gay
>at all
Really?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12577277
>>>/a/115069922

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575809
I'll be the super generic guy and give her 9. Because fluffy tails are awesome and I am still sleepy and can regret this decision later.

>>12576376
Glad you liked it.


>>12576598
Oh my...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577283
>she stops being a woman once she penetrates you

What in the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577282
>Calibrations
>CALIBRATIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577278
I did see the spoiler. All he said subs a shit, nothing wrong with that. It's like saying "you're waifu a shit"
You dont have to take everything so seriously on the Internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577284
>If I don't like it it's not welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577282
>A Lilim that isn't monogamous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577284
not him but I don't have a problem with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577286
I love you man. You're my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577273
You forgot about the part where she keeps a bowl of cereal under your cock as you leak, gathering your gradual flow of spunk in it, and when she's done...
>"Thanks for the milk for my breakfast honey~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577284
You are the worst kind of person.
Boring beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577281
Succubi are a thing where I'm from. The whole stealing your life thing is very present for me. I can't separate them, and whenever I picture sex with a succubus, it ends with my dead, dried husk. No thank you I do like the designs of some, but would never sex one. Yes I like buttwings. How do you feel about headwings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577284

Sounding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577291
Garrus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577302
Buttwings are okay for me.
Headwings look silly.
I prefer horns or no horns, but not headwings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577302
>I do like the designs of some
As do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577303
Sounding is urethral insertion with 'sounds,' long, thing rods.

It's an interesting experience, but you need to be ultra careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577282
>Gets a colossal murderboner
Chief God shit, not Demon/Monster Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577292
People fight at the drop of a hat.

>>12577294
It's not "I," it's "we." If you're a regular of these threads you know this, quit playing stupid and getting defensive when you're told to stop.

>>12577301
No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577175
Why is Kii so beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a snake in grape jelly, chocolate, or blueberry jam flavor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577313
That just sounds painful (no pun intended). I don't understand the psychological attraction to penetrating my own penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577303
Shoving thin plastic or metal rods though your dickhole all the way to your uretha, where your pee is stored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577317
Snake girls are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577316
She really needs more screen time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577320
Wait I meant bladder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577303
>>12577320

No. I read, "Guts". I don't want anything to do with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577315
Nobody cares what you think either.
Kinda goes both ways like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577321
You're a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577317
Blueberry jam is my favorite. I'm surprised by the coincidence enough to be introspective about your question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577211
I'd only go as far as light bondage, sexual teasing, orgasm denial, whispered encouragement and a little pain.
And since I'm a switch, it could go either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577317
What's the difference between jelly and jam, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577320
It doesn't involve shoving something all the way down to your bladder.

Usually, it's just as far in as the length of the head of your dick. Full length of the penis in more extreme play.

Not sure what the standard is for girls though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577332
You can't jelly your dick in snakepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577332
Jelly is flavoring to taste like something, natural ingredients or not. Jam is better known as preserves which is natural ingredients congealing together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577304
Would you fuck a turian? I'd fuck turian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577337
I'm more partial to Quarians. I'm a tech-head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577319
I'll admit you probably need to be a masochist to get off to it. It's mostly a psychological stimulation. I can understand why people wouldn't like it. It's a very rare thing for me - once a month at most. I usually combine it with a prostate massager, slowly working both of them in and out.

>>12577320
No, dude. You usually just go in maybe two inches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577317
Slime lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577306
>no headwings

Sad, but I respect your taste. Since you like succubi, imagine one who is shy about public displays of affection. Whenever you move to kiss her, she drapes her headwings over both your faces so people can't see her blushing face. Doesn't that sound nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577334
Point well-made.

>>12577335
Also learned something interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577332
Jam is what you spread on your toast, and jelly is what you have as a dessert, maybe with whipped cream on top too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577339
Really? I mean sure, I have some masochistic tendencies, but whenever I try sounding, I don't feel pain or anything of the sort from it.

I think it's just one of those things that varies from person to person. Just as much as anal does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577343
Okay. You fucking got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577337

I'd fuck a Turian. Hell I'd fuck a female Sangheili. The Elites from Halo. I guess I have a thing for aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577325
Feel better champ?

[Anonymous No.]

Disposition: Lusty, Smug

Which personalities make your dick go, "doki doki"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577351
Nope. Feel about the same because stating the obvious is stating the obvious.

Actually I feel a bit worse because that gif is making me wish I had a cat to pet right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577338
Quarians are top tier. Those accents, those HIPS. Tali is a high quality waifu.
>>12577350
Xenophilia is part of why I'm in these threads my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

sounding wouldn't be bad if its from a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577346
I agree. I can understand if people don't get off to anal or prostate stimulation. Just irks me when people shout that it's 'gay.'

That aside, I love me some tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577346
I'm pretty sure it varies from person to person. I've never tried sounding but I've tried anal multiple times with a vibrator and it didn't do a thing for me.
It makes me weary of trying sounding. I think it's mostly psychological in which case I would rather stick to the things that normal peak my psychological perversions than try to find new ones that won't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577353
Devoted, Bold, Lustful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577353
Smugcubus is Best-Cubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577359
I experimented with anal but I never went so far as to get a freaking vibrator for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577356
The only sounding I'm willing to trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577356
Because they can slip inside you with utter smoothness in their liquid form. They wouldn't stretch any part of you in any way; they'd simply conform to your body and warm you from the inside, directly stimulating your nerves for the ultimate pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577358
GA- Nah, too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577355
>Wanting a space gypsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577355
Definitely. Tali mai ME waifu the moment I heard about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577364
and they can be stored in my balls for convenience

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577359
>>12577362
>>12577363
>>12577356

the fuck are you people doing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577356
Hello ouroboros slime guy. REFRAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577362
To be fair the vibrator was given to me by a friend that worked at a sex shop. I figured I could use it as another element to sex for the girls I was dating. I tried it out because why not? So no I didn't get the vibrator for the purpose of sticking it up my ass. It just kind of happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577373
Chances are they were here all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577353
>Shy, Quiet
If there's a bit of perversion underneath, that's a nice bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577353
Obsessive, Possessive, Calm, Devoted, Serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577373
I was only replying briefly.

I'll stop replying if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577362
What'd you experiment with, then?

Just something big and thick won't work unless you're used to it. You need something you can shove in about 3-4" and can apply pressure to your prostate.

Once you're well versed you can start prostate orgasming from normal insertables.

I imagine a sadistic monstergirl literally milking me, holding a cup to my cock as I ooze and then she drinks it down.

But then she smiles like a predator.
>Time for seconds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577355
>>12577370

>Tali

Ma niggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577368
>>12577368
Aaaand Saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577379

How would

>>12576656
suit your needs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577353
I've got a few.
Tsundere, specifically classic Tsundere. None of this "I'm going to punch you until you get brain damage because you looked at me and that makes you a pervert but why can't you see I love you?" Tsundere. The Dere's gotta actually come out eventually.
Kuudere, if only for that moment where her cold facade breaks and she warms up around you.
Himedere, with a special emphasis on the Dere side. Haughty and arrogant usually, but becomes sweet and loving around you. I wouldn't mind her slipping into the "Hime" side in bed though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577380
That's the yangire combination.
Are you sure, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

I see the /a/ in mgg is in full force today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577387
Much as I like Loli, I'm more into pic related.
Mai favorite, mai waifu.]/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577389
>yangire
Nah, that's just my ideal yandere combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577381
Not him, but, it's not about telling people what to do , It's about respecting thread etiquette. I don't care if the guy likes sounding, if he writes a story about it, hell I might read it. Just don't push it here, don't encourage the guy, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577392
What makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577393
Horse pussy a worst pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577371
I know this isn't how biology works at all, but now I want a slimegirl who can stimulate my balls from within so that I'm producing litres of semen, a mixture of the stuff I'm forced to produce and her own form. Just imagine pumping buckets into her while she keeps herself flowing into your system from your asshole, dissolving the creamy fluid back into her swelling body as she cushions your wild thrusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577388
>Tsundere
>your post
You're not wrong. I think it's best when both sides are subtle and in a balance together.

Like, she thinks you're annoying, but at the same time, finds a certain something about you that she just can't explain interesting, and can't keep her eyes off you, no matter how much it irks her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577383
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577402

Now let's not start this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577403
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577380
>>12577389

That's yangire? I thought it'd have something like Violent or Ferocious in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577397
Understood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577403
When is Teacher Anon gonna poste again?
He's half the reason i'm still in here...

[Anonymous No.]

Soundingfags please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577402
No bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577383
Bollocks, is that you?
Stop pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577403
You do realize that the size of the balls you would need to produce literally liters of semen would be quite painful and may be impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577409
Oh. Yea, that would be yangire in that case.
What you have there is just a really worrisome yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577407

No. We need to start this.

Snake pussy a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577411
>not being here for monstergirls

Your faith is lacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577413
Is it still sounding if the slimegirl is exiting your dick, rather than entering it.

>>12577416
Hence the "I know this isn't how biology works at all"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577421
I'm here for the pics, the green, and something else that takes up 11% of why i'm here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577423
I would say yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577423
>Hence the "I know this isn't how biology works at all"
Sorry I glanced over that,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577421
I think his comment was more along the lines of
>"Oh dear god, why are these freaks going on about their sick, twisted kinks, I just wanted to read the cute MGT greentexts..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577415
Far as I know he absolutely hates any kind of buttplay. And most other delicious fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Friday night
>Check /mgg/
>Sounding
>Anal stimulation and buttplay
>Semen production process
>People trying to start another horse pussy/snake pussy argument

Is it time for us to drown in flames in the middle of a burning village again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577364
>>12577371
>>12577403
Cause a balloon won't pop if overfilled. You're crazy and wrong, please go

>>12577416
Please don't encourage him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577434
Anon, please, no. Stay with us. Don't go.
I can change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577435
I didn't encourage him. I countered his point until he pointed out his preface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577434

Only by discussing how cute daughterus are, can we escape this hell. >>12576684

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577423
And just how did she get inside you? No, don't tell me, I know, we all know, I just wish you would stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577420

Well if you're insisting on starting an argument, how about I just take it in a completely different direction?

Dullahan neck gap a best.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Hathor's "lesser" daughters be referred to as "Apis?"

>>12577431
Nigga's into /ss/, which is good enough for me. Although I haven't really seen write much on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577447
>Lala

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577284
>Look ma! Im projecting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577429
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577445
Sorry, I'll stop now. Just leading it on from the first guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577454
Fuck it, I'll bite. What am I projecting about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577454
>Look, ma! No hands!
Would that be something that's unironically said in the monster girl world on a regular basis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577435
>Cause a balloon won't pop if overfilled.
demon energy explains away everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577443
Daughterus are cute. Especially when they can't resist their more base instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577449
First we need to see her procreate, as far as we know she's still pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577466
>Using Laska to represent daughterus.
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577461
>implying that pegging and sounding in unaccepted here
Im not saying its universally accepted, or that everyone in these threads love it, but that is projecting by saying everyone in these threads hates it. That's just you and some other Anons being vocal about it
I completely agree with the rest of those horrible fetishes though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577434
There's a 12beast thread on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577469
>Not wanting to reestablish a young adopted MG's trust in humanity after she was abused by becoming her parent and giving her a good life.

What good are you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577466
>you will never mess with you catgirl daughteru for hours with a laser pointer
>you will never watch her trip balls on catnip you gave her to calm her down when she found out you controlled the dot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577474
Not in a world where faggotcats and monsterboys are a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577469
>>12577469
>>12577478

Calm down, bros. Daughterus are still daughterus, and daughterus are cute as fuck all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about Your monster girl waifu being a loving mother to her children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577480
realistically Alma Elma would be a terrible mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577480
Sounds like a wonderful idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577482
Well that's your fault for having a shit waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577478
What? Monsterboys are a thing in the Laska Setting? I've not seen one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577485
Yep, but I'm genuinely surprised that o one picked up on it.

Heh, Bob is also a monsterboy enabler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577485
I'm not 100% sure, but I think there's that kind of thing in Truckercore, which has been shown to also exist in Laska, so by proxy, yes, monsterboys are a thing in the world of Laska and Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577470
>just you and some other anons

Kind of like you with your pegging/sounding bullshit? You're a minority. I can't say everyone loves DCT because some prefer DFC, but everyone agrees it has a place here, both fetishes by themselves are loved by the threads, what you're pushing is not. The only reason you're even here is because you insist on pushing your taste on everyone else. Just like fujoshit kun, just like bob. You could write a story and see if you're not that alone, but you won't, instead you come here and get pissy when told to go. Here's a tip, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577480
Every morning before the pups leave for school, she makes sure to send them off with a barrage of slightly too messy kisses, licking their hair to make it tidy against their yipping protests.

Werewolfus truly are love.

[Anonymous No.]

unfortunately the Navy had a boating accident, 3200 sailors are now down on the bottom of a whirlpool.

What a happens next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577494

Charybdis rape frenzy begins.

[Anonymous No.]

Typical voice over narration starts " Tonight ON suburban Nightmares, real life stories of true terror and total fear we bring you the story of Janet !"

The scene starts out in a dark poorly lit bedroom of a typical suburban home in middle America dark, and you can see the back of large swivel chair with an unknown occupant in it , the arms upon the keyboard.

You hear a loud sigh and then a voice says

"I really hate my job as a janitor of /jp/ "

<She changes the channel again>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577477
>You'll never forcefeed your daughteru her vegetables

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577494
THAR BE KRAKENS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577494
Be a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577491
Everybody argues with everybody about their fetishes.

No one can ever just leave it at "I like this." "I don't." "Okay."

The fact is that by "Calling people out" on the things they like, when all they were doing is talking about it, you're being just as much of a pain as those who DO try and shove their fetish down people's throats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577494
Call the Mermaids , duh, easy question, next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577488
>>12577489
You guys say this, but I haven't seen any proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577470
>implying they're not unaccepted

By your logic, just cause a few guys like futa means it should be allowed here, but we've seen how that goes, haven't we?

>aren't you forcing your taste as well?

No one has told you that you can't like your fetish, just don't post it HERE, ad nauseam, like you've been doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577502
>Making someone eat Vegetables
Are you Hitler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577500
HAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577509

Rommel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577507
Like I said, I'm not 100% sure, because I haven't read enough of Truckercore to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577512
You mean Himmler

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577502
>>12577509
Look, if you had made the vegetables right in the first place, you wouldn't have to force feed them to her.

5/10 for learning how to cook at truck driving school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577508
>no one said you're not allowed to talk about your fetish
>but you're not allowed to talk about your fetish

[Anonymous No.]

"My little monster girl dictator cant be this cute ' the anime,starts this weekend

who is excited? I know I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577507
There's a picture of a young male manticore, or catboy, with laska. I don't know what the fuck he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577520
While I agree with your point, I must point out in turn, that he said "Like", not "Talk about".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577515
You mean the dark elves..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577507
http://pastebin.com/iZeWtmJd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577517
>Implying you can make that nasty ass shit taste right.
Vegetables are shit tier with their consistency and texture.
Soft and chewy fruits and sometimes juice filled fruits are the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577522
I-What?
Where? What?
What?
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577522
What? Where is this?
How can I watch it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577523
>young male manticore
That's actually an adolescent Frankie from the other Daughteru story.

.less still hasn't finished that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577522

>You will never lead Imperial Japan into a military powerhouse with your gazer waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577528
>>12577533
Now I feel bad, I made that up as a joke, I am sorry guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577528
>>12577533
Are you guys retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577537
I should have written that out as a commercial, but as I mentioned earlier, i am feeling under the weather tonight

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about oppai loli? We do have the Hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577523
It's actually supposed to be Frankie and Laska. Never finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577537
You have disappointed me in a way that I didn't even think was possible from these threads.

May all of your bacon burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577520
I'm saying,that no one is taking that away from you. You like it, fine, no one is telling you "you can't like that" but you should go like it somewhere else, or keep quiet about it. What you're doing is like going to the movies and standing in the middle of the aile, screaming about how much you love being loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577543
It's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575245
>Find Monster Waifu of dreams
>Very happy together
>Time come to meet her parents
>Find out her dad dicks her regularly
Fucking why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577527
>Vegetable are irrevocably shit
Jesus christ.

>Grill/steam/sautee with olive oil your vegetables
>Use salt and other seasonings while doing so
>Instant shit-taste removal
>Serve
It's like magic the way it works on mushrooms, carrots, brussels sprouts, and more.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

You can purchase this amazing product called "Basic Cooking Skill" at your local "Learn how to cook veggies properly" supermarket.
I'm sorry, but I will never understand people's dislike of vegetables.

Maybe I just had a parent who knew how to cook right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577543
Approved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577549
I believe incest in the MGE isn't as common as you believe it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577546
Well, to continue with your analogy, what you're doing is then getting into a massive shouting match with that person, thereby being hypocritical by yelling how much you hate people being loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577543

Loli is never oppai. What you're thinking of is petite/shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577535

>You will never defeat Nationalist China, turning them into a puppet state
>You will never crush Communist Chinese paramiltary groups
>You will never force Siam, Tibet and Sianking into a Military alliance along with establishing Mengkukuo to form a powerful East-Asia base
>You will never use a route in Sianking to invade and conquer both Afghanistan and Persia before linking up with German front lines in the USSR in 1941
>You will never save Operation Barbarossa, forcing USSR into surrender and forming a military powerhouse with the Axis and USSR before turning your eyes to the Pacific and beyond

[Anonymous No.]

Lets see here
My Monster girl Dictator anime would have
1) fox girl for japan?
2 Holtasarus or eagle girl for america
3) sheepgirl for austrailia
4) Dog girl for england
5 ) wolf girl for germany?
6) cat girl for france ( we all know they are pussies)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577549
If her nature awoke to her father she wouldn't go for you, she'd be hooked on his spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577552
I don't even give a fuck about veggies.

I eat them raw, steamed. Although sautee with spices is the best way to cook veggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577483
>You will never watch as your Pharaoh wife tickles your Apophis daughteru while she struggles to resist it while letting out her infectious laughter
>You will never watch them battle over the last bite of strawberry shortcake with their forks and pout when you take it from them when they're not looking
>You will never hear your daughteru tell her new mother that she loves her
>Your wife will never get on one knee and hug her back, telling her., "Yes...I love you too, my dear daughter."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577537
...good. You should feel bad.
Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577563
Lamia for India/Egypt

[Anonymous No.]

Your thoughts on a Tupla MG(let's say Tupla's were legit) ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577576
Naga the Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577543
>>12577559
There's a difference.
Shortstacks are, well, short.
Oppai Loli are usually a bit smaller, with comically oversized tits.

Shortstack a nice.
Oppai Loli a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577549
Chances are, if she were dicking her dad, she wouldn't be looking for a boyfriend ontop of that.

Unless they had some awful fetish about building you up for crushing disappointment, and then get off to your tears.

In which case, it's more your fault for falling for such an awful girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577578
Can you rephrase that a bit better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577431
Assplay is only okay when it's you hiding your salami in her rectum.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is more retarded when it comes to EMG?
The people on the wiki or the people on the manga fox forums?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577580

loli a shit in general, really

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577549
Anon, delete this.
I feel this will become a writefag's NTR project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577590
>manga fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577590
The people who like Rachnee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577482

I can't help but wonder now, since I've played the games and seen their personalities.

Would Alma feel hurt if she heard you say that? Assuming you were Luka or somebody she didn't want to kill.

Would she want to become the kind of person who'd be a good mother?

[Trying to do futile task of sweeping away the stereotype that all succubi only care about their own pleasure.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577590
>manga fox
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577586

A tulpa is basically creating an "imaginary friend" through self-induced scizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577596

Fuck, that last part was meant to be spoiler. Also I forgot a word. I shouldn't post when I'm drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577586
http://theslenderman.wikia.com/wiki/The_Tulpa_Effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577593
>>12577597
I knew you guys hover around here, manga fox it is. Guess those guys go and talk on the wiki as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577603
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577602
http://theoverworld.tumblr.com/post/37698986384/experiences-in-creating-a-tulpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577596
well its not like she couldn't live a double life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577592
I like NTR and admit that would be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577578

>inb4 /mgg/ creates and designs Tulpa-chan
>She's a very calm and composed Wight-esque lady with a serene voice
>Her eyes are always closed, further accentuating her motherly personality
>Is always there to confort Anon when he's having a bad day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577594
and Dracosa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577598
>>12577602
>>12577606
oh ok
maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577609

>someone fucks it by giving her Charon's humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577609

>Her eyes are always closed, further accentuating her motherly personality
>Is always there to confort Anon when he's having a bad day

Don't do this to me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577558
The trick is, you wouldn't do that in a movie theater, would you anon?

Whatever, let's stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577605
Just go over and look at there EMG threads. Feel the autism.

Feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577594
>>12577610
Fuck you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577617
But anon, I'm scared of the autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577607
>the "queen of succubi
>being a gentle devoted mother, when her rule is so shit the monsters opted for resurrecting a pair of loli succubus lezbos to takeover for her

I cannot laugh for the fear I will tear my jaw out of joint.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dire wolfu princess carries you into bed at night
>Cuddles up close to make you the little spoon and wraps her big fluffy paws around your chest to hold you tight
>she's warm and soft as fuck
>licks your ear from behind and you can feel her tail thump the bed
>drools on you when she falls asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>Closeted Furries:the Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Time to ignore and report Shitposter-Kun 2.0 again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577629

try harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577549
You mean her going on how much she loves her daddy and the erect nipples weren't a clue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577625
Sounds good for my dick and my heart, but bad for being a light sleeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577629
nice b8 m8 u almost got em good wit that 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577625
Honestly all that would annoy the hell out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577637
>>12577639
>Tell your dire wolf waifu you can't sleep with her clinging to you
>Reluctantly lets you go and moves over to her side of the bed
>Wake up in the middle of the night to her whimpering in her sleep

what do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577610
them too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577645

Get out of the relationship. I hate needy bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577614
>>12577615

>She usually prefers to materialize behind Anon, floating a few centimeters off the ground
>Wraps her arms around his neck, using her breasts as comfy cushions for the back of his head to rest upon
>Her position doesn't change when Anon walks around, as if he's giving her a piggyback ride
>She gently caresses his hair whenever he's feeling low, whispering reasurring words into his ears with her soothing ghostly voice
>Yanks him by the shoulders or neck subtly whenever he's about to do something seriously stupid or unecessary, as she's overprotective of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577645
The drool is the only problem I had. I'll deal with it.

>>12577652
No devotion, shameful. At least she wants and needs you. It's better than what you get more often than not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577645
Compromise. I'd be willing to sit on her lap when she wanted, as a show of affection, but I need my space to sleep.

Option two, stick a finger in her cunt and watch her contented face until she calms down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577645
Feel bad and compromise.
I can't sleep with her clinging to me, so I cling to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577652

"Bitches," 'You did that on purpose, didn't you, you fucking comedian.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577659
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577655
>>12577657
>>12577659
Good people, anons. Remember, the more affection you show your wolfu the more she'll show you.
Loyalty is a two-way street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577386
http://nanaone.net/2012/11/der-rikka-simulator/
enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh!

It looks like some pesky Dark Priests who won't leave you alone no matter what you say are at your front door and are trying to get in!

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a succubus one-san
>you will never embarrass the fuck out of her by hugging her in front of her friends
>you will never rub her headwings when she's feeling stressed from studying
>you will never watch scary movies together
>you will never hug her for comfort when she gets too scared
>you will never go to sleep, only to answer your door and have her come in to sleep with you
>you will never get in bed with her and have her wrap her tail around your waist and hold you close
>she will never kiss your forehead and thank you for being such a loving brother
>you will never doze off in each others arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577685
Beautiful.
Viewtiful, in fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577684
Pelt eggs at them from my window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576598
Don't stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577684
Let them in and irrumate one as she recites her prayers with a mouthful of dick and her partner goes medieval on her ass with a strap-on. Then reverse it and go medieval myself on the other one's ass. Then we have eggs, bacon and orange juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577684
Knock her out and lock her in my basement with the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577684

>>12577690
>>12577694
I invite them in and make them eat the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577690
yfw they strip and put on a wet and messy show for you, fucking themselves with their spadetails while screaming your name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577684
Shout at them that I'm a Sunbro and they aren't going to convert me from my decision.
If they still don't leave, start pelting them with eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/qJCQ8zmP
http://pastebin.com/fuf9fHLW
Here's a twofer.

Critique/Bash it as you see fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577706
>>12577698
>>12577690
What's with you people and eggs?

They're so fucking bad no matter how you make them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577710
They're godly when made into omelets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577714
Omelets suck, I don't think anyone I ever know has made an omelet that didn't make me want to throw up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577717
Then everyone you know can't cook worth shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577710
Milk is an essential part of one's daily meal, as prescribed by the teachings of Hathor.

The eggs are for Lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577710
>Eggs
>Bad
Motherfucker I love scrambled eggs and toast, I will fucking fight you over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577719
But that's the thing anon, when they make other stuff it's wonderful. But these same people can't make an omelet to save their lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577725
DO NOT FORGET BACON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577720
I drink a glass of milk everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577726
Some people can't cook certain things. Those specific people can't cook with eggs.
I can cook an omelet that will make a menopausal woman orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577727
Bacon is shit.

>Crispy meat
what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577725
Eggs suck so much!

You can like them if you want but I will stand by my opinion that eggs are garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577730
>make orgasmlettes for a healthy lamiamilf
>she cums while eating it
hot
>>12577734
>not loving meat candy
you don't have to have it crispy, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577738
Anon, why don't don't you go suck on an egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577743
Oh?

And why don't you go fuck a goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577727
I don't always have bacon on hand, but it's excellent when I do!
>>12577734
I cannot believe there is someone in this world with such shitty taste, holy shit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577738
Your opinion is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577747
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon who has to force feed veggies to his daughter
>Anon who hates eggs
All of this shit culinary taste in this thread
Honestly, what would your waifus think of you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577741
I wanna plow a healthy Lamia milf so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577738
Would your option change if you had to eat ALL the eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577744
How about no.
I'd do a holst tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577749
I think using hate was too strong a word.

I just don't like them that much, like mushrooms and tomatoes, they aren't bad I just don't like them that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577753
>holst
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577752
Lizard fuck off and let me leave.

Your apartment smells

[Anonymous No.]

>All of this talk about food
God fucking damn, I want some pork belly cutlets right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577764
I want some pizza.

Would you eat/fuck a pizza slime girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577768
God no.

Why the fuck would you even say that oh god that's disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577697
You forgot about her partner anon. You're gonna get subdued and she'll let out all the others you captured. They're gonna strip you and whip you but good. Then, you'll find yourself pinned down by several of them as they begin to cover your body in oil, without using their hands. Once you're prepared, the head sister begins masturbating over your prone form, her juniors make sure to make the most obscene licking, sucking and slurping sounds as they assist her, stopping every once in a while to look at you, fondling their breasts. When she reaches her climax, they collect it in their mouth as best they can, and force kiss you, pouring it down your throat; once, twice, three times. She rips her skirt and lowers herself to mount you, pushing her panties aside, before hilting herself in one go. She holds your face in her hands, looking on you, unblinking, as she begins to move her hips. You try to resist but her juniors caress your stomach, suck on your fingers, and whisper in your ears not to fight it. Those not violating you chant prayers to the Fallen God, of the most licentious of affairs between man and monster. Sucking, nibbling, biting, touching, and that infernal heat and tightness around your manhood, too much, too much! You paint her insides white in a mighty rush of seed that causes her to cry out and collapse on you, just enough that her face is inches from yours, panting, needing, before she leans closer and whispers: “Won’t you be the light, to my darkness?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577770
Fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577768
Anon, you're pretty much asking if I want to fuck Pizza the Hutt. Why the fuck would I want to stick my dick in Pizza the Hutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577771
That's when you take the chance to kick her off and run out the door, then when she starts screaming for you to come back and finish the ritual say:

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577778
Oh god it's even more gross than I thought!

Ah fuck oh shit why would you do that anon ahh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577778
It's not as disgusting as sticking your dick in an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577777

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577771
I would knock both of them out, but that actually sounds pleasant to experience. Excluding the snowballing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577596
>All art nowadays portrays Granberia as a massive beta.

I miss the alpha Granberry who would dom the fuck out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577786
>he doesn't swallow pussy juice

I could understand with 3D but NIGGA YOU GAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577794
But they're basically succubi. It's practically a drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577790
Drawing of Granberia and Lizardman getting drunk and bitching about cunt tease human boys when? Bonus if there's a bonnet on the table they're sitting at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577759
But I brought you home because you were drunk. You need to eat the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12574816
I don't know, if i remember right those are where the gas comes from.
To that note i can imagine a hot box with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577801
I would like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577779
Fuck You Clark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577802
I remember that little thing.
Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577800
The fuck are you on?

imb4 succubus pussy juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577744
I'd do Soraka from league any day, I bet shes one of those quiet shy 'backdoor' kind of girls too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577811
Oh gawds, Thanks to you (this is comercial-kun) I got this visual of Manticore juice in a bottle . my night is ruined now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577810
Was it really that creepy, what he said? If he had wanted to do something to her, why wouldn't he have done it wile she was out? He was offering her food. I don't know about you but I get mad hungry after getting hammered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577815
>ruined

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a lost wolf?

A where-wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577802
I don't like eggs.

Toast works better.

Fucking let me leave you bonnet tipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577783
"Please fuck me, stick it in me, come inside me, impregnate me and make me yours."

Son, I mean, why not? Breaking the haughty is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577822
Charon pls go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577822
You're getting spanked Charon.

There will be no cream to sooth butt pains either

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577822
That was awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577827
domfag pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577828
Don't bully my waifu

That's my job

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577827
You know how many diseases they have? How filthy they are? It's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577822
Charon I swear to Illias I will have you fucked by tentacles until they come out of your mouth and nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577831
>Ruining a perfectly good body
Just why

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577833
She's being bullied by hobos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577839
I'm gonna burn those fucking hobos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577831
Where did you get the idea you have any power over me subbie?

This isn't even a dominance thing. It's about a monster being so desperate and out of focus that she'll beg for dick instead of taking it. It sounds like it, but that was not my intention..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577841
We need hobo MGs. Sad, destitute, hopeless eyed hobo MGs. For healing.AND breaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577838

Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577845
You can have that so long as I get Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577834
You fucked and elf and got your dick burned didn't you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577847
Can you do one thing for me? Would you fuck her ass at least twice daily?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577846
It's only acceptable on mgs that have muscles on default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577849
Worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577801
Since when have the Reptiles been the friendzoned type?

I feel like they just as easily rape people, I mean, women have needs if they're out on a long campaign and there's hot men slaves everywhere, a quick fuck is easily gotten from a prisoner, and doesn't need to have any emotion behind it really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577846
Blob.

[Anonymous No.]

Due to some sort of bullshit kitsune magic, you now have two dozen daughterus.

Are you a bad enough dude to raise or dick them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577851
Alright anon.

I can be as gentle or rough as I want right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577849
I think I mentioned I have a dark elf maid that comes by and cleans my house for me 3 days a week, she is very nice and I do not see why all the elf hate in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577852

Technically, Yuugi doesn't in that case. I don't think ZUN has ever drawn her ripped, it's only in fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577854
Threadcanon in charge of ruining girls.

>not showing your slaves affection

That how you end up having to replace them you fucking monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577434
There's some good stuff still, though i got my laughs from references that mean jack shit to MG's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577859
>gentle

Okay, but don't spoil her too much, we don't want pun overload coming back, now do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577545
black and crunchy bacon's still bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577867
Jokes on you anon, I like puns.

But if she started spouting them off every minute she's getting butt whipped for an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577858
>two dozen

I think I'm gonna go buy some cigarettes. Yeah, cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577552
Why can't i enjoy corn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577870
>spoiler
That hat I like to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577870
You just have to pound the point home didn't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577845
Homeless Apophis in the winter streets when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577860
She only took this job so she could steal your boxers and watch you masturbate. Darl Elves are not to be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577876
She'll still get treated like a queen unless she spouts puns faster than a rifle on fully automatic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577860
It's just good ol racism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577860
I feel like you've never been to /tg/ before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577812
I can't figure if you made a reference on accident or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577874
Nigga, nobody said you can't enjoy corn.
In fact, the whole point was that you're SUPPOSED to enjoy your vegetable, you nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577878
Anon, please, don't.

[Anonymous No.]

The scene opens with a pasture, rolling green grass hills with a thick forest in the background, the sky is a wonderful blue tint and the sun is shining down, standing in the middle of the screen is a very attractive holtisarus woman holding a bottle of milk, she slowly picks the bottle up to her mouth and starts sipping it, slowly arching her back pushing her very voluptuous well endowed chest outwards, a little trickle of milk comes down the side of her mouth......
the screen goes black and white letters appear on the screen

MILK
It does a body good.


<She doesn't change the channel this time>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577878
With a ragged flannel shirt, a dingy wool cap and newspaper pager covering her snake half to keep warm?

I'm not even a grapist and this made me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577884
I haven't seen that Soraka mango, but nice breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577889
>She sleeps in a few lined up refrigerator boxes
>She shivers through most of the cold night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577888
Ii's been a fucking baphomet with a complex about her chest watching all this time hasn't it?
Good, flat chest a shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577892
It is a Ryu actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577890
They are, though she only gets like four frames at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577891
People avoid her because she looks scary, her eyes make them think she's a "black eye" addict. She's lucky to get a few dollars a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577892

Praise Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577894
Now that I think about it, I haven't even developed her character any further other than the short 'reverse scale' story of her and her hubby in the previous thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577878
>>12577889
>>12577891
>>12577898

pls stop making my waifu suffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577898
Numerous people harass her, and mug her on a daily basis. She has to eat trash from a nearby dumpster to survive.

I'm kind of hoping this ends up going the route of homeless anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577889
She has a worn out cardboard sign that reads, "Will work for money."
With a spot on the sign freshly written that reads, "Please."

Okay, this is too much for my heart. I'm aborting this operation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577903
>harass her,
With their dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577906
With their feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577902
If my waifu has to suffer because of hobos, then your waifu gets to suffer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577907
>footjob on female
Please elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577905
We haven't even begun. We need this anon, we need to see them in different lights, so our love can deepen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577903
A Pharaoh passes her by one day.
The Apophis is too angry with her appearance to even look at her.
The Pharaoh, initially thinking to help, simply keeps walking.
But not before giving her snake a coin to drop into her tin can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577902
She's not your waifu, she's just a very distant relative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577909
Kicking and stomping dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

Be glad you missed the weirdo earlier who had Charon being a bloody cum covered mess after something like he said 200 + arserapings
no idea about the image, I sure as hell was not gonna look at it

Glad he is gone.
Oh speaking of weirdos, no smug fox crap tonight , Lucky us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577913
That's a very rough footjob, but I've seen some that verge on CBT anyway. I'd prefer a gentler touch, though. Maybe with some playful toe penetration and toe wiggling while inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577914
Charon should be wrapped in a blanket and left to watch her favorite shows for a day while someone else takes over her job for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577911
She's always on lookout for the cops. She's been arrested before for offering her "services" to shotas. Most of the time she doesn't even charge them, happy someone would even consider touching her, and letting her feel their warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577914
Be thankful at least it wasn't very good.

The asspain would hurt all the more, if it had been a genuinely good picture quality-wise, rather than just someone's twisted faptasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577920
S-stop, you're making me feel sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577914
I'M STILL HERE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is on the verge of dying, is someone around that can make a new proper one when it dies?

WAIT for it to die before making a new one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577926
>verge of dying
>page 8
>65 pics left
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577926
>dying

We're not even on 3000 posts yet, and we're on the eight page, RELAX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577928
1200 posts in 10 hrs
last one sunk at 2765 some posts

currently at 2546

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577925
But... You're not me, anon. I'm Spartacus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577920
Numerous kids from the local school like to assault her on a daily basis.
Sometimes they run off with her clothing, leaving her with nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577925
Good, I'd hate to be talking behind someone's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577920

STOP.

Would you bring her into your home and have her live with you if she could prove to you that she'd be able to pull her weight by getting and holding a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577903
One night, while getting mugged again, a man finds her hurt and helps her.
He takes her to get patched up and gives her some food before sending her on her way.

He'll be back again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577929
oh, I am derping, it was 3700 something wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577931
>last one sunk at 2765
It sank at late _3_ thousands, dude. Post count has nothing to do with dropping either, it will drop once it falls off page 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577933
God. Fucking. Damnit.
>Filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577935
yeah, same here

>>12577937
with 'sausage' right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577924
She often watches people laughing and living in their homes. She wonders if that could ever be her, then the hunger snaps her back to reality, and she keeps looking for something, anything to eat,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577936
I would feel NTR'd thinking of all the times she fucked some shota for a nickel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577936
See:
>>12577941

[Anonymous No.]

>>12572026
3674 yeah I admit to derping

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577937
He helps her out by lettering her stay at his place, and helping her get a job.
Numerous weeks pass, and the two become close.

Then one night, they make love together passionately. Years go by as they start dating, and eventually marry. Then, one day, the anon falls into a mysterious coma. He never wakes up from it. Grapesnake now lives off welfare, and never leaves her home for more than a few hours. On some nights, you can still hear her crying herself to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577898
>She has to move around to find places to safely sleep at night.
>Has a grocery cart and a backpack for whatever belongings she has.
>Has to resort to prostitution to make a decent buck because of looking like a "Black Eye" addict.
>Some of the local punks jump her in the alley she sleeps in on Monday nights because they figured "She'd be a little bit of entertainment."
>Battered and bruised from a few days before, she's laying down on a park bench when a police cruiser comes by and some cops throw their Doughnut scraps and empty coffee cups at her while screaming "Found the trashcan!" and laughing as they speed away.
>She hurriedly scrambles for the unfinished food, practically inhaling it, all the while sobbing and silently cursing her existence as she breaks down into a trembling mess.
>Covering back up in her layered blankets, her tears freeze to her cheeks, and she dreams of a warmer place. A warmer life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577790

Oh shit, did you not see my post in the last thread?

Not sure if his style is your thing, but Setouchi is making another Beyond The End doujin, which looks like it's starring a dom Granberia this time.

Just thought I'd let you know, since it seems like you want more of her.

[Anonymous No.]

Smug Succunekobus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577949
>>12577948
Grapesnake is suffering
Grapesnake is new lancer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577948
>>12577949
Stop it already you monsters, I'd rather watch cum dribble out of Charon's every orifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577948
Who are you, Bob or somebody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577948
Bob, I hope you're happy because I'm the one who started this, I wanted to heal this one, now I'm going to break her.

[Anonymous No.]

Local police elf woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577949
Isn't that the ending to "The Little Match Girl"...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577957
>>12577956
No. Just someone who read that one story about a homeless anon and decided to reference it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577941
He tells himself that he shouldn't be stalking this girl, but he can't seem to leave her alone, the way she is.
He invites her back to his home, giving her the shower she desperately needs and letting her sleep in his bed, with the electric heater in it.
He sleeps on the floor in his room. He's not sure if it's to make sure she doesn't take anything or simply to keep her company.

All he knows for sure is that she at least has a roof over her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577949
>snake
>freezing
That's not good.

[Anonymous No.]

So, in an attempt to bring a little bit of cheer back to /mgg/, I want to ask.

Did anybody else think of pic related when they read the first MGT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577955
FEAR NOT, PRIVILEGED CITIZEN! FOR IT IS I, HOBO-NINJA-MAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577965
>That picture
>That fucking autist who made the story and commissioned that picture
Never post that again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577960
Fucking Pixar, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577969
That's a hobo samurai, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577965
>two tails
>ponytail
>not twintails
3/10 joke missed

[Anonymous No.]

When is MaleTeacherAnon gonna come back, sheeeit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577971
Somebody sounds mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577971
What's the name?
>>12577969
Does he go RULES OF NATURE on every baddie he meets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577971
What story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577986
After swigging from his flask of alcohol every other minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577982
>>12577986
>>12577987
The fucker's named Shadowknux. His avatar picture was Knuckles recolored to look like Shadow

What possibly thinks anything he did would be worth looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577957
Sleet covers the streets, she has to struggle to get anywhere, the little strength she has leaving her, freezing cold rain pummels her malnourished body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577989
It's worth it to see how bad it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577989
Enough to get a commission from Butter-T.Now stop being so angry and tell us the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577989
Somebody's mad alright. I agree, that avatar was an abomination.

>>12577987
Something involving a dude living in Zipangu, a waifu, a daughteru, and lots of dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577996
I need to get a commission from Butter-T

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577996
>Implying Butter-T is all that hard an artist to get a commission from.
He was pretty much "Artist of the Season" at the time. Everybody wanted a pic by him. Hell, even I got one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577914
>not posting the link
What the fuck man, I had to ctrl-F Charon a dozen times.
http://imgur.com/zZDse4t

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577998
Did this guy also write a story about Anon, a Ryu, and a Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577998
That doesn't help.
Do you have a link to the story itself? I've got to see how far down the shit hole goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578004
You're a bad man anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577962
She reluctantly leaves before breakfast the next morning. The boy wakes up in a panic after finding she's gone. After looking all around the house for her and taking inventory, he finds that she really was an honest woman looking for a roof.

He goes out into the city to search all over for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578004
It's not finished, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578002
Wanna show us that commission?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578002
Is he really that easy to contact?
Ho, ho, ho, well, I know who I'm blowing $30 on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578011
What, you want it colored or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578018
Just PM his pixiv.
And it's closer to $40.

>>12578017
>>12578006
Fine fine, hang on for both.

[Anonymous No.]

Bromont, why is the Bizarre Slime X paste suddenly missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578022
Then I know who I'm blowing $40 on.
I will not be deterred. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577974
>Implying Hobo-Ninja-Man knows the difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578023
It's missing? That's just plain bizarre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577991
She's sinking now, deeper and deeper. She tries to call for someone, anyone, to help her, but her voice won't come, her body won't move, nothing, nothing works, the hard ground and the gelid sting of the rain are the last things se feels. There is no warmth to be found anywhere. Just another in Human City.

I tried, but I did not write this alone, and it seems I've been abandoned, so I'll end it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578006
Threw it in a Pastebin for you, since you'd have to register for MGU or MGR otherwise. Maybe you already are, but I figured if you aren't, you'd rather not waste the time.
http://pastebin.com/vGQyaHDY

>>12578017
And here.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=28763988

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578044
Well.
And now we now who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578044
That, wasn't as bad as I was expecting.
I was expecting "My Immortal" levels of crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578020
Yes. With more details

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578049
Like it matters. Not like I'm a tripfag, so once we move on to another topic, back to good ol'anon-ness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578051
Hey, I'm not the one who was playing it up as the hideous work of an autist. I actually kinda like the guy's writing. Though he is pretty autistic. Not any more than plenty of people in these threads though. NTR is the primary trigger for his autism. Drives him fucking crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578054
Coloring it would be a pretty long haul since it's all inked in black. I'll think about it. What sort of details do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578063
Crazy in a "He hates it" sort of way? Or a "He fucking loves it" sort of way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578063
That's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578063
I can see why. NTR a shit. No need to go on a frenzy though.
Do you have any of his posts saved? I wanna read them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578070
Hates it. Won't go anything near it.
But like, even shit that wasn't really NTR, or even cheating, would trigger him.

Like, y'ever read "Don't Write That In History!"? It's an h-manga by Tatatsu involving delicious brown mummy girls. Dude wouldn't read it cause the MC kinda flip-flops between a teen mummy, and her MILF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578073
Sadly not, they were all just in chatrooms and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578080
Oh god I remember that AND have it downloaded.
Great faps were held.

So he just plain HATES it, and goes berserk at even the mere mentioning of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578081
That's too bad, it's really fun to watch autists go off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578010
He finds her out in the cold streets again. Only this time, she's lying still in the cold in an alley.
He hurries to her side to find that she's still alive, still awake, but freezing cold.

She's completely still, not focusing on him or his words at all. She's only focused on keeping herself awake and alive.
He carries her into his car, driving back to his home before sitting her by the fireplace.

Her first words to him, when she finally gets some energy in her to speak, are "Thank you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578088
"Berserk" isn't the word I'd use.
To my recollection, he just whined about it, a lot, whenever even the very implication, was brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578051
I still wonder to this day if "My Immortal" was written ironically or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578094
I'd never let her leave my home again.

...wait, that came out wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578095
Hey, guys
i get NTR, and DFC, but what the holy heck is DCT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578094
You can stop anon. I killed her, she's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578099
Hey, if it's any consolation, I'd make her eat all the eggs.
I'd softboil them to her liking.
Lamias love eggs, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578101
I was actually wondering that myself. I don't think I've heard that one before.

Based on the context, I think it has something to do with tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578103
I really hope this is not one of those "well, the body is still warm" stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578101
>what is DCT?

GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578101
The opposite of DFC
Think D to G cups

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578095
So he's just a little bitch with extremely thin skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578103
No, nuh-uh, no.

You wrote >>12578043 and then she fell unconscious and then >>12578043 happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578112
That sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578103
As long as one person believes she lives, she lives anon. You can't stop people from waifuing things.
Hobopophis is your legacy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578108
Died of exposure, freezing, she's not coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578113
I mean, and then >>12578094 happened, duh, shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578101
Delicious Cow Tits.
Praise Hathor anon.
>>12578113
I think you meant to link >>12578094
on that second one there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578121
Oh Cooooooow. Gotcha.

For some reason, I just kept thinking "Fat Cat Tits"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578108
>implying you need her body to be warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578123
Awful.

Unless you meant you'd take her cold, dead body down to the local Lich.

Undead Apophis/Wight Hybrid when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578128
I meant I'd ram my dick into her cold, hard, dead body again and again until she started to decompose too much and then dump her back in the alley

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578128
G-Guys, she's not dead, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578132
Ah.

In that case. Awful, simply awful. You should be ashamed.

No, really, Apophis-Wight. Totally want it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578136
Would she be grape or vanilla flavored, though, is the real question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578137
A nice lilac I would think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578135
But she was ran over by a car driven by a Pharaoh and her three boytoys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578140
Nuh-uh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578139
That sounds perfect.
Still grapesnake, but a bit paler.

[Anonymous No.]

The scene opens up in a family style type of restaurant, there are quite a few patrons seated at the tables in the back ground, mostly comprising of lamias , a few dragons, and a good number of humans, and a few isolated MGs all of them are in the process of eating and having fun.

Standing in the middle of the screen is an attractive Lamia woman dressed in a pure white chefs hat, shirt, and apron.

"Did you know we love serving eggs here at the Red Hen House restaurant?" she asks.
"Be that they they poached, fried, boiled, over easy, anyway you like we shall make them fresh and just for you.

They then cut to a scene of a lamia scarfing down some eggs with her human 'friend' sitting across from her, he is enjoying a scrabbled egg breakfast with bacon and toast, glass of juice in front of him.

She continues " We also serve what are considered human breakfast foods through the entire day, so you can bring them along as well

<she gives you a thoughtful look, like she wants to say something, then turns back to the TV>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578143
She took pictures and updated her Twitter account.
>Snake, Sun, Truck running over watermelon, Woman receiving DVDA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578140
Welp. Time for a good old fashioned Vandalizing. Who wants to help me take a crowbar to a Pharaoh's windows, jack their tires seats and engine, and spraypaint obscenities and penises on the remains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578149
Took me a minute to get the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578147
What the fuck are scrabbled eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578149
NUH-UUUUH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578150
Why not go San Andreas on her ass and plant C4 all over her car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578149
>Emojis
What a fucking tool.
But seriously, see >>12578150
Who's in? Money from whatever we "Scavenge" goes to help pay a necromancer to bring that Apophis back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578151
Glad to know someone from that time is still on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578152
scrambled eggs

Typo fairy bothering me tonight it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577858
Well, at least it's not as bad as a hundred Mouse Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578153
Careful there little girl, you're gonna get whiplash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578154
You can't make money off a charred wreck.
Plus C4 is pretty fucking conspicuous. She'd be able to figure out that shit easy.
And if we killed her, we'd be no better than that spoiled brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578150
Why would penises be a bad thing? I want to get a monstergirl drunk and passed out, and draw penises with permanent marker on her face now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578155
But guys, she's not dead.
She's not...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578155
>the lich is too busy having weird, immoral, gentle necrophilia sex with her assistant to help you
What then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577950
Looks good, an older Granberia sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578162
Then what do we do?

>>12578166
We wait until she's finished? She's not getting any deader...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578149
It was sun over snake, truck running over watermellon, woman getting DADP,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578164
Because I'd bet she wouldn't want her expensive car's windows bashed out, it's salvageable items "repossessed", and it's dented chassis covered in phrases like "Remove Pharaoh", "Eat Shit Murderer", and about a thousand poorly drawn penises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578166
Leave a note or message and she'll get back to you.

If you have a fresh corpse you wish revived, put it in the cooler out front.

If you have a not-so fresh corpse you wish revived, leave it in the air-tight chamber beside the cooler. WARNING: You might want to put on a gas-mask first.

Leave a name and number you can be contacted at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578165
Are you really this upset?

I'm still not bringing her back Too bad she'll never be drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578173
Please indicate if this will be by check , cash, or bank account direct transfer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578171
That was Anubis'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578175
You will be charged 20 USD for any failed credit checks made to your name

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578168
Didn't you read my original post? We smash her windows, steal the seats, the car radio, the engine, the wheels and whatever else we can "salvage" and then we spraypaint badly drawn dicks and insults all over what's left.
And while we go to sell the parts we set up a camera to record her reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578174
I've already put "HoboApophis revived as a Wight-Hybrid" on my "Random Shit I want to Commission" list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578180
Why not make her friends hate her too while we're at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578177
Thought it was moon , river, woman orally pleasing a man, star

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578174
I'm not upset.
Just disappointed and heartbroken is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578187
See >>12578115

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578186
No, that was Girtablilu's.

[Anonymous No.]

Being the Great and Divine Goddess she is, the Almighty Hathor has taken notice of your dire plight, and has taken it upon herself to correct this situation, she in her Infinate wisdom chooses to resurrect Charon and restore her to perfect Health!

You may all now got to the shrine and bow before the great Hathor and throw offerings at her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578194
>resurrect Charon
Wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578189
Oh, yes, I see now, thank you for correcting me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578194
But, Charon is a psychopomp. How can you revive what was never alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578198
By that very same argument how can something that was never alive die?

Be thankful the Great Goddess Hathor has intervened and brought back the one you loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578174
>Implying you have the right to decide a random figment of our imagination's mortality state.
Check you privilege you cunty maggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578202
Physical gods must still operate within the logic of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578204
>check your privilege
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

and she's still dead, forever and ever, once you die that's it, no magic, no miracles, only cold wormy earth

[Anonymous No.]

Also, al you fags wasting image posts on reaction images, over a shitty story, anons these days are soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578211
>Cold wormy earth
Sounds like the feeling of your waifu's insides

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578184
That part comes later. We bust her boytoys out, maybe send 'em to the Hathor Worshippers. Those guys are all about healing and stuff like that. They'll be happier there. Then we systematically spread rumors about her being a deviant and plant handholding magazines in her house. Then while she sobs in the ashes of her reputation one of us goes over to her and whispers in her ear
>"Remove Murderer"
Or something else wittier than that and runs away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578205
Interdimensional Theoretical Physics disagrees.

>>12578211
Necromancy 101 disagrees with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578205
umm. Look kid, i am just a Spirit messenger, I just deliver the news, if you want to complain, take it up with the HAB...uhh, Hathor Administration Building, I can give you the case number, and you can go there and discuss it with a member of the administration staff if you like, however, you only have 2 weeks in which to file a request . but as i said, take it up with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578211
How can you have dubs and still have such a lackluster spoiler-ed argument?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578226
Because trips beat him?
>>12578222

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578228
I wish I got those quints a while back right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578226
t's 4:00 in the morning and I'm drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578225
And besides no one else would work the ferry route for as little as she would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578230
Is the drunkenness why you're so fixated on keeping the Bad End despite the one whining, pleading anon, or even the Pro-Undead anons?

Is everything alright anon? Wanna talk about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578230
You are obviously not drunk enough, you are still able to type and log onto 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578233
>one whining, pleading anon,
I wasn't whining.
But I guess ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578238
>log onto 4chan
>log on
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578233
Don't be silly. What's wrong with the bad end anyway? Shit happens, there'll be other hobo girls to save. If I have anything to do with it, the next one will ave a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578143
>>12578153
>>12578165
>>12578239
>Ironic Shitposting
Uh-huh.
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578238

Not him but I find I write the most when I'm almost falling down drunk. When I look at what was written and see if it is worth keeping the next day however is a different story.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a drunken anubis appear before someone and command them to take a wizzz on the Pharaoh's pyramid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578243
Trust me, I don't normally type like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578242
Bad Ends are, well, bad. Right there in the name.

I mean sure, people still do them for the sake of completionism, but still strive for the Good and True Ends as their preference.

Which is why I'm totally commissioning that Apophis/Wight when I get the chance. Need to start considering an artist...but anyway, do look forward to future hobo-feels, bad end or good end.

Also I've gone "X Y is, well, X." at least three times tonight. I never noticed I had this habit before.

[Anonymous No.]

cow, river, woman eating another woman out, waves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578247
I'd rather take a wizz on her. Or the Pharaoh. Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578256
I'd rather wizz in her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578256
>>12578257

You are the kind of guys who would hide that one lego she needs to finish her model wouldn't you!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578257
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578261
You mean you wouldn't take a support lego and slightly move it so when she puts the last piece on it all falls apart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578261
No, I'd sexually harass her the whole time she builds it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578262
sun, field, black man bro-fisting another one, waves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578257
Damn, that's my kind of fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

at least I still have my mompophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578247
Only if she hates the thing she slaves over.

I imagine more that she shows up at a slave's hut, not one of the slackers that require whippings all the time but a guy who just puts his head down and does his work.

And she just kind of slurrs at him. "Yur a gud guy anon." Hic. "Yer gonna be my dick throne."

"I am but a humble stone mason my lady. You want me to build you a throne carved in dicks?"

"No. No." She waves irritably. "Sit down. I'll show you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578261
I'd never! I always support mai Anubis in her LEGO-building. Hiding the pieces, beyond detestable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578270
Not waves, whip

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578253
>they still want to save her

This is really odd. Why go through so much trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578261
>Not having a 100 gallon tub of legos to raid for replacement parts

It's like you never bought sets that had one or two missing pieces that you had to source from the pile as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578272
What wrong with hugging a cute Anubis from behind while slipping your dick into her tight butt, and then slowly letting the piss flood into her rectum as she yelps and writhes in surprise, but you hold her below the bust so hard that she can't shake you off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578279
because
1) Internet
2) drama

Need I say more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578284

>Watersports

Well. It's that shitty time of the tread again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578279
Cause I like undead stuff?
Because hero complex?
Because this image is burned into my brain and applies its adorable-ness whenever Homeless MGs come up? >>12577941

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578281
This would mean she does not use all of her legos?

But she is always so happy when I get her more!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578284
Wonderful.

>>12578289
I knew somebody would say this eventually.
I'm just honestly surprised (And rather happy) that it's not the very first thing that was said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578284
Time to fap again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578293
OK, i got this visual of Anubis shrines filled with Lego kits as offerings to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578293

The point of having a vast supply of legos is to have enough to build anything you want, not to use them all. New sets are for the special parts and figures and the fun of building the set once or twice.

I haven't touched them since I was fifteen and I still know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578295
I would feel so divine to find sweet release in your waifus's butt during your shower. Would any of it remain inside by the time you came, should you continue pumping into her after letting it all out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578298
Somebody drawfag this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578298
"oh, great"

"Whats wrong high priestess?"

"Someone donated another Lego Battleship Yamato kit again"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578295
>I knew somebody would say this eventually.
>I'm just honestly surprised (And rather happy) that it's not the very first thing that was said.

wizz in her butt is a joke not worth commenting on or bothering about. Full on Negaposting is magnitudes worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578284
>>12578301
Come to think of it, hasn't the subject of "Bathroom Breaks" been a topic regarding Anubi since Dickthrone became a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578292
What an odd fellow you are. Goodnight, you better not try anything, if I find out you did something while I was gone, the next girl's fate will make Charon's 200 and one bangfest, .less gurosanek and tarrasque and even that coyote thing from /k/ look tame in comparison. I work best when I'm pissed

[Anonymous No.]

Save us based janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578301
>Pissing during a full on erection
>And cumming in the middle
Either not male or fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578313
>>Pissing during a full on erection
I've done it in the shower.
>>And cumming in the middle
After.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578313
I still vote Inbreeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578308
Still commissioning that pic.
Eventually.
Not any time soon though.
I'm broke.
And don't have an artist in mind yet.
But eventually.
Good night, have a nice sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578315

You can do it half hard, but not full hard. Or are you saying you have a squishy limp dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578302
Seconded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578321
You want photos or something, gaylord? 'Cause that's really gay and weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578326
>Calling someone gay when you're either a limp dick or stretched out from sounding

Now that right there is funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578261
I would destroy parts of anubis buildings when she wasnt around and place godzilla toys in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578331
>stretched out from sounding
You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578338
>watersports
>sounding
>pegging

Now this is Negaposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578350
>Negaposting
You keep saying that every time I post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577302
>>12577302
Where does the "life draining succubus" thing come from? D&D's negative levels? They're meant to be devils, they should be trying to corrupt mortals, not kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, looks like Janet just wiped up all the piss.
Oh well.

>>12578359
It's called "Traditional Mythology".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578359
Succubi were an excuse for sleep paralysis and nighttime emissions

It was always a life-force stealing thing, never about souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578361
After all the horrifying guro, NTR etc. watersports gets deleted? Dayum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12575990

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578361
>>12578363

Scat and watersports aren't welcome, no matter what a couple circlejerking posters might think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578363
Apparently. Seems a bit mean, but what can ya do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578368
>mean
Oh please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578374
Maybe not the best word to use, but I'm tired. Vocabulary isn't my greatest skill as I'm falling asleep.

Point is that with some of the shit that gets put up here, it seems a tad, say, hypocritical to draw the line there as far as "Things to wipe out all discussion of".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578375
Yeah, it does seem a bit harsh to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578375
>hypocritical
>>12578386

Only to you because you rank that fetish near the other ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578392
>that fetish near the other ones.
>CBT
>ballbusting
>NTR
>necrophilia
We talk about all of these without issue. I agree that scat is gross, but really? That much worse than any of the above?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578400
Necrophilia? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578400
Maybe the Janitor is letting their tastes affect their deletion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578400
>NTR
>without issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578408
Most recently like a couple of hours ago, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578400

>CBT
liked by only a few and usually only discussed when stuff like Starless comes up, also usually only when scat comes up

>NTR
Calling people whores isn't allowing NTR. Have you seen the shitstorm real NTR stuff creates?

>Necrophilia
Wights and other undead aren't regular corpses, and you're just twisting the semantics to try to support you there

And while were at it

>Guro
Usually played as an edgy joke like monstergirls killing each other. There's nothing about cutting open holes and fucking them or other real guro other than a couple of greentexts that are remembered for riling people up

Your argument is as flimsy as those idiots who tried to have giantess vore in these threads just because the sandworm exists.

In fact you sound like that faggot talking about how the threads should be more inclusive to all the /d/ everything a couple threads ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578400
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578412
>>12578416
The point is that the discussion of it doesn't get deleted en-masse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578423

The janitor deletes big fights, especially those of niche minority fetishes. It's probably less the content and how big a shitstorm it creates.

So basically, it got deleted not because of the content but because of how hated the content is? Understand the distinction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578426
>like half a dozen posts
>big fight
You could play that card if it was dozens of posts, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578430

It was closer to a dozen than half a dozen chump. And it's not the number of posts, it's the number of reports of the posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578426
We weren't even fighting. There was a small group of people talking about what they liked, and another small group of people taking extreme offense to people talking about things they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

I've updated the MG resources list, what ya think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578441
It always is. Always.

First time I've seen the whole thing get deleted though, even the stuff before the people who took offense started posting too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578444
http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578447
>all the way down to the whizzing on the pyramid
Wow, that's thorough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578431
>>12578441
>>12578447

This brings up a good point I think. When people do as they're supposed to and report and ignore, then it leaves the people talking about something in the lurch going "But I don't get it. We didn't seem to offend anyone." When they did.

Problem being that they start it up again the next day or the next. This whole week has been the wheel of unwanted fetishes. Give it a spin and shitpost between 12 and 5 am. EST. Win BIG PRIZES!

And the janitor always deletes the whole conversation of a post chain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578449
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578455
Just a little joke, there've actually been a slew of changes and a couple of additions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578461
Speaking of lists, update for 10/10 when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578465
What's this?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here give a hoot about owls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578499

The ultimate bimbo. Pretty, cuddly, big eyes, and a Papi-tier brain. Also loves taking you out at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578505
>bimbo
She's not tat dumb. Owls are fairly smart. Not as smart as a raven, but still smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578499
>You will never wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of a light tapping on your window.
>You will never see an Owl Girl's face pressed against your window, her eyes fixed on you as you lie in bed.
>"Hoo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578509

They're not retarded but they're lower on the totem pole than every other raptor like hawks, eagles, kites, etc.

Bimbo is a good description.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578513
>Who?
>Hoo
>Who?
>Hoo
>WHO?!
>I'm saying "Hoo", you ninny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578499
>owls
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578513
>Lightning flashes and she's gone.
>Go back to sleep.
>Wake up a few hours later.
>"Hoo"
>It sounds like it's inside the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578523
>Those scraggly looking barn owls
Mine were way prettier, but just as mean.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no Owl Girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G1PFLuTrgM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578527
>lightning flashes again
>she's now sitting beside you
>"Hoo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578523
>>12578527
>>12578543
Thanks /mgg/.
No, really, it's not like I was planning to sleep tonight anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578555
...So you're gonna fap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578555
Did you know baby owls resemble muppets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578557
No.
I'm done for the night, I'll just think happy thoughts of cuddling an Anubis to ward away the Owls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578568
>not wanting to cuddle all the owls
Nice taste on the Anubis, though. Will you imagine rubbing your dick in her butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578565

>First time I ever stumbled upon an owl nest with babies in it.
It was like something out of a scifi horror. Ugly little things. I mean most baby birds are ugly but damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578570
On it, maybe.
Through our clothes.
As I spoon her.
But otherwise, just cuddling, peacefully into blissful sleep.

I really do hope one of these days I actually do dream of MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578572
Depending on the species they can be diabetes inducing. But yeah, some of them are fucking scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578577
Cuddling hot dogging would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578577
I've dreamed of them before. One dream involved being branded by Salamanders, another involved Holsts being motherly towards me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578583
>branded
In your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578582
Yes. Yes indeed it would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578589
>tail wagging in your face
>dick on her tight butt
>nose in her nape
>hands on her abdomen
This is getting way too lewd, Janny better delete these posts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578587
>in
Hell no. Imagine a cow being branded, now imagine a person being branded in the same manner all over their body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578594
>she's blushing as you begin to gently piston in and out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578579

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAHJQO83_BQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578605
>Baby Ridleys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578601
>she lets out a little gasp when her ring finally lets in your head after being pressed in by your thrust for minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578614
>her soft gasps turn into gentle moans as you pick up speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578611
>I DON'T LIKE YOU
>YOU UH, YOU SHOULD GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578617
Now and then she lets out a loud howl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578645
That has to be super embarrassing for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>loud
I meant lewd, a quiet but long and lewd howl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578648
>Her, lewd, blushing face as she tries to keep a straight face, even as you grind balls deep into her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578645
Her tongue lolls out her mouth as you go all out. It's hard to pound her hole with her tail wagging and smacking you in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578648
If she's being fucked to the point where she literally howls from pleasure, I don't think she's going to care much about the neighbours hearing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578651
>her tail wagging and smacking you in the face.
Oh god yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578653
>neighbor's trying to play with his young Holst daughteru
>"Fuck me harder, Anon! More! More! Yes! Treat me like a bitch that's been bad!"

[Anonymous No.]

It's got to be more than official by now, Anubi are for loving and anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578659

Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578659
And also bullying. Bullying is very important.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Yes! Pierce my heavens with your drill!"
>"Are you going to keep making mech references when we have sex?"
>"Yes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578661
No bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578663
>Explore my Earth Cave with your Warrior of Light!
>God damn it, stop that!
>No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578664
>not slowly pushing a lego into her anus
>but licking up her embarrassed tears after you tease her ass and defile her legos at the same time
Yes bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578669
NO BULLYING I SAID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578669

>pushing a lego into her anus

What the fuck is this guro shit mang? Stepping on the things is already hell on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578664
>not having surprise buttswz with your anubis as she is about to finish her castle of cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578669
You sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578673
The ultimate bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578673
It's like that video where they catapult a cactus into a girl's anus, only with extra humiliation for an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578661
>Her usually resolute face blushes red, her eyes tear up, and her cute brows knit together.
>She alternates between nibbling her lip and pouting, sniffing every now and then.
>Her ears flick in annoyance, one will lay low and the other will spring up.
>She wraps her tail around her leg, she doesn't know what to do with her hands so she just stares at them whilst they play with her tail tip.

"I haven't teased you too much have I?"
"N-no! I'm fine, it's not like you could possibly tease me to the point of tears; y-you know I'm much too composed for that!"
"I'm sorry, you know I love you."
"Shut up! I'm not upset!"
"There, there."
>Pet her head until she cuddles you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578680
How can she cuddle us if we're still butt fucking her from behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578680
What is it with making cute girl cry around here? Are you the Dragon girl guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578682
She's little spoon, I mean, you've cuddled before haven't you? Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bullying monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578680
Yes! Bullying of the most sublime kind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578684
>Dragon girl guy
Can you be more specific? There's numerous people here who like Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578679
ALLAHU AHKBAR!

I lose it every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578690
The one who writes stories where a Dragon cries every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578695
The one about a Dragon girl living on her own? With a little prince plushie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578702
Yeah, that one and the sequels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578684
I am not, I just think the face of a proud girl on the edge of tears, blushing and trying to keep her shit together and only barely succeeding is a gift from god.

See also: a girl who doesn't want you to see her O face and getting shy but still orgasmic mid-fuck.

Also reference: a girl professing her love to you post orgasm when her face is a drool covered mess, and she's barely cognizant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578706
He's not that into bullying. He's the Diet Coke of bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578709
Those are all pretty amazing. Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578669
>This taste...
>It's of shame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578710
What a weird way to put it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578670
not offering to take pictures of her lego buildings then showing her the pictures and they're all panty shots taken as she bent over to place the pieces and nipple slips
not threatening to show the pictures to everyone

not hiding all her lego pieces as shes about to finish a huge project
Then saying you finish building it for her
And then saying you need a proper working desk
And making she lay down on her belly and panties, topless, as you finish building it on top of her back and ass
Not building it very veeery slowly
Not having your hands slip and cop a feel now and then
Not finally finishing it and giving her a "good job" slap on the ass

And now she has to turn around exposing her boobs if she wants to see the finished piece

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578726

Not him but that's an expression from the 90's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578726
Well it's true! It's true! He's semi-bully. He's quasi-bully. He's the margarine of bullies. He's the Diet Coke of bullies. Just one calorie, not bully enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one here who wants to BE bullied? Preferably by a Dragon Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578738
You want to be bullied, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578669
>>12578729
What is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578737
Thanks for the input Dr Evil, if we should have anyone's opinion on bullying, it should be your true expert's opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578738
Only if she cuddles me long and hard afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578738
No, sometimws im up for some bullying myself, specially by a dragon girl

It would be nice if one were to set fire on your clothes forcing you to get naked in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578729
Please, anon, I can only get so erect.

>Anon, w-what's this hole in my new monument?
>Oh, that, just go around the other side and have a look.
>She does so, and you put your dick in to the gloryhole you added to her grand design.
>Well it doesn't suck itself my dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578744
>her little boyfriend is always there for her when she cries over nothing
That's barely even mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578756
Hence Diet Coke of bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578741
Y-Yes please

>>12578745
Post bullying cuddles are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578755
>sticking your dick through a lego glory hole
I dare you to do that. I fucking dare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578769
A pathetic whelp such as you doesn't deserve to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578755
>>12578771

>Lego glory hole

The one true way to earn even an Ushi-Oni's respect. Fucking brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578771
Risk: Lego on dick.
Reward: An Anubis giving you a great blowjob with her lewd, long tongue.

I'm willing to risk it anon, call me a mad man all you like, but I'll never be called a coward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578776
Speaking of legos and pain caused by them.
Would an young Anubis that's done something bad surround herself with legos?
>I dare you to come over her and spank me, mom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578785
>She realises she's painted herself in to a corner.

"Oh, no I shan't be coming over to you, but if you want any dinner you had best come down on your own."

>Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578785
>He sighs and gets up from the chair
>"I'll get my shoes on."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578785
>Not brushing them aside with a sweeping walk
It's like you've never crossed the lego sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578791
>Mother intentionally makes her daughter's favorite meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578686
>Posting anything Akame ga Shit related
>AND taking up a valuable image slot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578795
>Anubis mother sighs
>Materialises her staff.

"IN THE NAME OF OUR GODS, PART THIS SEA!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578775
So you're bullying me by refusing to bully me?

Th-Thanks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578798
>After the dinner mommy dearest starts putting the moves on the son-in-law
>Daughter runs through the lego field to snatch him out of her clutches

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578803
Decadus seemed to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578807
>All this time the Anubis was old enough to leave home.

My sides!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578802
>The father lazily shuffles through the pile of legos for the mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578812
>she's actually 27
>and has a kid of her own
>she still stays with her mother, playing with legos and posting on image boards

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to bed
>Wake up
>Over 1000 new posts
Jesus Christ, slow down there fellas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578813
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/nathan8472/Other/img_1409.jpg

>They have a solid gold one of these that they refer to as the Ark of the Covenant with hushed voices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578514
Sure, but that describes a lot of the animals that are getting turned into pretty anime girls in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578820
>It's actually Ra's
>Anubis is just borrowing it
>She doesn't plant on returning it ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578816
NEET monster girls are the best~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578818
Most of the replies are not interesting anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578826
>Ra doesn't even know it's been borrowed.
>Ra's gunna be piiiiiiiiiiissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578830
>Hannah, honey, it's time for dinner
>Not now, mom! Someone on this thread doesn't like anal sex, and another brought up Other M again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578837
>You're almost 30 already! Aren't there any nice boys on that thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578837
>>12578840

>As the mother gets her phone out to post the virtues on anal on said thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578837
>What do you care about anal sex, anyway? You've never had ANY sex, you disgrace of a daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578840
>No there aren't! One guy keeps bitching about his Gazer girlfriend! And this bad writefag posted TWO stories at once!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578842
>I have too!
>With someone else?
>I-its a pretty good dildo mu-WAIT. I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578842

>Anal sex doesn't get me granddaughters you bum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578826
>>12578833
>>12578837
>>12578840
>>12578841
>>12578842
why are these shitty threads allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578849
>Dad lowers his newspaper and pull his pipe out of his mouth
>Darling, please don't call our daughter a bum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578849
>She makes her decide whether to get artificially inseminated or find her own place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578849
>"So you prefer vaginal? Are you really an Anubi?"
>"I-I didn't say that! Don't turn this back on me not-so-young lady!"
>"Daaaaaaaaaaad!"

[Anonymous No.]

All their problems would be solved qith daughteru dicking. Yet, its funnier this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578849
>Anubis Mother decides to take matters into her own hands
>Goes onto the thread to track down the IP of a suitable suitor for her daughter
>Finds and kidnaps a young college freshman for her 30 year old NEET daughter
>"Alright, the grandchildren aren't gonna make themselves."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578856
>On the razor edge of MILFdom, virginal Anubis.

Wouldn't need to ask me twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578858
>>On the razor edge of MILFdom, virginal Anubis.
YES YES LEWD YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578856
>they awkwardly stare at eachother before the guy runs away
>later the Daughter sees a post on a thread later of an anon bragging about being kidnapped by an milf Anubis and fucking bother and her daughter to repeated orgasms
>Nobody responds though, because the latest chapter of Scorpion and Wasp was released

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578832
It only takes me a few minutes to get through that many post because I just blast through while looking for pictures or sometimes pastebins of stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578870
Ditto.

>Anubis mother keeps nagging at her daughter to go out and make her some grandkids
>"But Moooooom! I'm too busy posting slutty Holst pictures!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578872
>YOU BETTER NOT BE GAY YOUNG LADY!
>I-I'm posting them because cowtits are terrible!
>...Ok then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578875
>Mother leaves to do laundry
>Daughter feels her breasts and wishes she had cow tits
>"She must never know..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578879
Her secret shame is very shameful.
It'd be better for her if she was simply bi, rather than wanting cowtits.

Not even a flat chested lover, just an Anubis' tits shouldn't detract from her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578863
>Anubis Mom sees this and gets pissed
>One day tells Anubis NEET to check the front door for her package
>When NEET returns to her basement she sees said Freshmen Human Boy tied to the bed
>Anubis Mother is sitting on a chair, legs crossed and reading her LEGO magazine
>"Alright, I am not leaving this spot until I see some Hathor-Damned penetration and impregnation."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578884
That sounds better, actually.

>Anubis lovingly stokes her computer monitor
>On it is a picture of a Holst grazing in the fields

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578879
Every night before sleeping she prays for Hathor to grant her huge ho udders

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578887
>Mother "lends a helping hand".

So by playing hard to get, we not only get a virginal anubis on the razor edge of MILFdom, but her certified MILF mother too?

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578884
>Not wanting tits and ass

Both is better than either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578887
>Dad enter the room naked with his chest puffed out
>"I'm feeling horny. Honey, let's fuck."
>"B-but I'm trying to get these two to make me some grand kids!"
>"Too bad. I'm going to pound your ass until you can't walk straight!"
>Father jumps the mother
>Daughter and NEET leave the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578889
>huge ho udders
*huge holst udders

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578891
Well, they should obviously always be in proportion, if she has a great, tight, pert butt from years of working out, then she should have perky, bouncy C cups begging to be palmed and massaged.

If she has a big, gorgeous, sink your teeth into it ass, then her hips should demand that she has E cups to motorboat too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578894
You were right the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578896

Yes. The universal law of proportionality should guide these things.

[Anonymous No.]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled rape fantasies and boob arguments to bring you: a dilemma!

Behind each of these doors is a girl
>the girl behind door A is a genericly attractive anime girl, hair colour and one note personality described by a word ending in "-dere" of your choice, but she is, alas, human

>the girl behind door B is your favourite sort of monstergirl with whatever nuanced personality you'd prefer, however she is kinda ugly .

Pick a door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578899
B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578899
>monster girl
>ugly
Not possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578899

Ugly is subjective. A girl that's half snake could be considered ugly just for being half snake by most people.

So your whole premise falls apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578899
A. No, B. A.
I can't choose unless I know exactly how much is "kinda ugly"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578893
>Daughter and NEET leave the room
It wouldn't end like that Anon.

>Father and Anubis begin fucking
>NEET Christmas Cake Daughter just gets on her computer and begins shitposting
>Human Boy is still tied to the bed naked and just has to wait it out listening to the Father and Mother's moans
>The father and Mother eventually go back to their room
>Anubis Daughteru later falls asleep on her bed next to the human boy
>No sexual intercourse is had
>And his side feels a little itchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578905
>>12578907

Wouldn't MAMONO MANA make her hotter with the more semen you poor in to her?

Plus they invented paper bags for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578911
>And to make matters worse
>he's laying on her pie of legos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578899
No such thing as an ugly monstergirl. I'll take my wurm waifu from B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578913
Since they are part monster they have to be beautiful to attract males.

In these threads we obviously consider a snake body something beautiful, but for a normalfag it is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578914
anubis wakes up
human boy managed to untie his binds and left
she's like "whatever" and is about to go to her computer
before that she notices a small object to the side of the bed
he built a little spaceship out of the lego before he left
Her heart goes Doki

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578899
Just because my Frosted Rapes has 4 boobs?
I'll still take her. B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578907
Slightly ugly by the standards of whoever's facing the dilemma.
>>12578905
>>12578913
>>12578915
For the sake of argument, assume we're not operating under MGE rules. In fact, feel free to do that all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578920
>She takes it and puts it in her closet, next to the first thing she ever made out of legos
>She proceeds to treasure it greatly, despite making awful puns on the image board

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578925
>Having the first thing you ever built out of legos saved, not lost in the great parts bin
>Not just having the instructions to build it again if you feel like it

Did you even have them as a kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578899
Joke's on you, my dullahan's ugliness comes as an optional part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578926
Yeah.
But I was the type to buy more instead of taking them apart again after writing down instructions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578922
>assume we're not operating under MGE rules
How do you think monstergirls used to attract males in old tales?

Think about the mermaids for example, they always had an unnatural beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578925
>Every time Anubis Mother kidnaps him they have small talk and slowly bond before he eventually escapes
>This ends up becoming a weekly thing
>Anubis Mother is still wondering when the hell those grandkids are coming
>Considers importing Manticore Venom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578938
>Monstergirls have always been ugly, they just have really good charm spells so no one ever finds out.

HOW WOULD YOU EVER KNOW?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578940
Oh shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578939
>Always manages to escape

Is he where's wally?
Houdini?
Snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578939
>She spends a lot on Manticore venom
>Her husband ends up getting into it instead
>She's unable to sit down properly for a few weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578942
No, it's just that The Anubis Mother is terrible at tying knots

I mean when you have Big Meaty Paws it's difficult to do that kind of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578942
Your average single human boy is much more skilled in these kind of things in a monstergirl populated world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578946
>Magic
>Ain't gotta explain bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577449
>>12577431

>I'm into /ss/ and hate delicious fetishes and absolutely hate buttplay

I hate buttplay because unless proper preparation is used, it can get really fucking messy.

>Me
>A man of /ss/

Name one fucking instance outside of that Wightmom greentext that i've done /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578933
So you never had friends over to "play lego" and build incredible stuff completely out of your head to play with from your giant set of parts? Never built the incredible giant bases with homemade monorails that had to be taken apart after a weekend of play or told stories of war with spaceships and mechs and dumped them in the parts bin when one got blown up. Or reused key parts for a mid-season upgrade or recombined your minifigs into unique personalities or anything?

And you never looked at ancient ads in your old instruction booklets for sets you didn't have and just built the things in them from your parts bin?

I think the only sets I still have together left at my parents place when I moved out are my old giant collector's X-wing and the original Slave 1 set. And a bunch of random spaceships and mechs and junk from the very last time I played with them like a decade ago in the big bin.

If you want a regular model, just grab a regular model. I have a ton of those, better detail and paint and everything else. Lego is made for something completely different IMO. A set is the starting place. Then you make something better.

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>>12578956
I have. I freestyle things with them without the use of an instruction book. I just grow too attached to most things I make, and can't bring myself to take them apart.
Like that Johnny 5 I made out of legos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578896
Musclebutt is best butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578943
>Sends her husband off on a vacation
>Secures the Manticore venom
>Has human boy tied up tightly and securely
>Absolutely nothing can go wrong now
>All she has to do is wait for her daughter to enter the basement to inject the manticore venom and watch her forceful procreation of the grandchildren
>Still waiting
>Eventually gets a phone call
>It's her daughter
>The home internet is out so she'll be in the McDonald's mooching off of their wi-fi for a few days
>Anubis Mother tries not to cry
>Cries a lot
>On the human boy
>Human Boy asks if he can go home if her daughter isn't going to show up
>Anubis Mother can't hear him over her sobbing
>It's gonna be a long night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578953
>I hate buttplay because unless proper preparation is used, it can get really fucking messy.

This really never gets taken into account when it gets brought up. No cleaning, no lube, no practice stretching or anything. It kills the spontenaity of "and then I slip it in her butt" but I think it's a fair thing to take into account even if the whole process gets glossed over.

Like "She was clean and ready. She wanted it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578959
>Husband returns early
>"I'm back baby."
>By the end of their ass quaking sex, she's pretty much a human shaped pancake with a boston cream filling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578963
>human shaped pancake
Probably should have typed Anubis instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578961
>Monstergirls
>Magic anuses.

Please, anon, just roll with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578959
>Going to McDonald's
>For a few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578971
She's a 30 year old virgin NEET, what do you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578971
Truly, her NEET powerlevel has far surpased my own.

Not going to lie though, I have tried to sleep in a macdonalds before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578971
Maybe she sleeps over at her Gazer friends house?
>God damn it, stop talking about Other M! I'm trying argue with this people defending flat chests!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578940
Why would you care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578961

That's fine then.

But i'll be damned if you people say things about me that aren't entirely true instead of just sticking to "Faggot" and "Shitlord".

I've fapped to far more fucked up things than i'll admit to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578961
>Your Anubis-waifu doesn't keep her rectum spotless, and walk around with a butt-plug in all day long.
>Your anubis-waifu isn't such a huge buttslut that she isn't always ready to go.

If your waifu's actually like that, then it's only right and proper to rail her ass daily so her effort isn't wasted.

If your anubis-waifu isn't like that, well, we ought point and laugh at you.

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>>12578969
It's not monstergirls. It's pretty much that way in most h-manga and doujin.

>>12578977
This. Wasn't that the point of Shallow Hal? Fucking terrible movie but I thought that was interesting.

>>12578979
See this kind of thing is good, because it actually makes it lewder. Stories are so much better when some thought is put into it that way. Treat obstacles as challenges to make better lewd, not handwave them out of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578979
>Move on from kissing, and caressing.
>Your anubis-waifu grabs yourhand and drags you to the bedroom
>her clothes get dumped in seconds, and as quick as a flash she's got her ass high in the air, tail wagging, breasts smooshed against the sheets.
>She slips the plug out with a happy moan and starts fingering her ass; giving you a super lewd display.

"Conditions are good, the field's clean, all systems are a go for some fun lover-mine!"
"So...?"
"Pleeease! Fuck me, fuck my ass! Hurry up slacker!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578980
It's not always possible to deal with the challenges though. You can't realistically assrape a pure maiden without getting shit all over your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578987
I'd jump her and give her the night of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

So how does our NEET Christmas Cake Anubis win over the Young Innocent Human Boy and end up giving the Anubis Mother the grandchildren she wants?

I want to see them have a happy end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578993
>>12578987

Like thus.

[Anonymous No.]

Dropping in to say thanks for 1000 hits! Part three will be going up tonight. At least the start of part three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578993
They end up meeting at the McDonald's and finding out how similar their tastes are.
They eventually start dating in an awkward manner. Later on, they start to get serious, and make love to eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578998
Dare desuka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578988

Well some lube to help keep from ripping her asshole apart is a decent first step. And if she's being assraped and crying then the rest of it can be worked in somewhat. In real life, dirty anal usually happens with a condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578979
>lazy fucker Anubis waifu
>try to slip it in her butt
>it won't open and you feel some poop smearing on your head
>We fucking talked about this yesterday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579002
But, you see, with a condom you're actually making it less lewd. How would the rapist fill her ass with his cum if he was using a condom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579004
>Not wiping the dirty condom in her face while he moves raw to her vagina
Do you even jackal-bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579006
>ruining her face for kissing
Why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578999
>They go to her basement to have awkward NEET sex
>Anubis Mother is hiding behind a pile of Legos, tears in her eyes over how proud she is over her daughter having borderline /ss/
>She has reeched these keeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579003
>Well maybe if you installed the special water tube in the shower, I could get clean easier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579011
>some kind of an ass bottle cleaner
D-do these really exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579008
>Kissing someone you're raping
It's like you want to lose your nose or a piece of your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579009
>Father pokes his head out from the pile of legos
>He grabs the Mother's head and takes her down under

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579001
http://pastebin.com/u/Silberschreitener

I just looked at it today and saw I got 1,001 hits. I was overjoyed since I didn't expect more than 30 when I first posted part 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579016
>rape without kissing
Shiiiit~
You should at least kiss her cheeks or something if you can't keep her head in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577899
I guess you could say...that she's horny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579015
probably, you douche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579018
Cool. Delete your pointless image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579015

Yes, the people who are really into anal usually have one in their shower. It's a common way how you identify a genuine super buttslut in real life. Check out her bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579018
Good for you. I wish my first story would hit 500 views...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579027
Are you the same guy who constantly bitches about "Delete your image" whenever anyone posts an image? If so, fuck off. You're more annoying than wasting an image slot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579032
Nope, you've got the wrong guy officer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579038
Regardless fuck off with that shit. Having people constantly shout that is obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579032
That guy has to be the most autistic person in these threads, and that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579042

Not him but that mentality has been pretty effective. Used to be, we'd hit image limit around 800 posts. Now look at us. 3K and still about 1/6 of images remaining. That's progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579042
Jesus, can't a guy piss on someone's self congratulation parade without someone else ruining my fun?

It's obnoxious I say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579046
People already know to delete off topic images. Constantly shouting "Delete your image!" "You better delete your image m8" "Surely you intend to delete your image right?" even when it actually has Monster Girls in it just makes me want to never delete images again to spite you fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579055
This shit happens. Chances are LDR and ELH are among them.

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>>12578993
>one day the boy gets kidnapped by hyper-sadistic manticore and is tortu-teased every day, and they will rape-marry at the end of the week
>anubis mom goes to kidnap him but finds his house empty, steps on a half finished lego model
>tells this to her daughter that notices that something is wrong because he would never stop building before finishing
>yadda-yadda
>find him using her doglike sense of smell
>"the only one who gets to kidnap and rape you is me BAKA"
>ends up getting captured too
>they talk a bunch of loveydovey crap while captive
>manticore starts breaking a bunch of lego things they built in front of them to torture them
>somehow they use their lego building skills together to escape
>they marry have kids, the Anubis becomes a little less NEETy and they live happily ever after
>the end
>until manticore finds them again that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579055

The only time I ever say anything is when some idiot goes. "I'm bored, I'm gonna dump fifty pictures" The mentality I was getting at is "Don't waste image space for no reason."

His post was stupid, not because of the image but because there was no clue as to who he was or why anyone should care.

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>>12579055
Seriously? You endorse this kind of crap?
>>12577062
>>12577076
>>12577081

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579060
>lego building couple COMBINE! to become MacGyver.
>Then have passionate buttsex to celebrate their victories.

FUND IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578679
cactus in ass

You're kidding, right? Or it's animated, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579067

Eh, it's the same Wud U brand of stupid these threads have always had. A couple posts isn't a big deal. Thirty posts of "Post fluffy, Post scales, Post succubutt" with no discussion on the pics is the bad stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579070
Nope and nope. She is very vocal about not enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579067
If that guy doesn't want to delete those images, no amount of bitching will make him do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578686
They can take it.
They WANT to take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579073
The version I've seen has an ISIS celebration audio mixed in to it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578000
I remember he said he'd draw holst one day.
Someone needs to remind him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579067
Three images vaguely related is less annoying than >>12577085's bitching

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579083
If you want you can filter posts with "delete image" in them.
>>12579075
The same logic could be applied to the bitching about those who ask people to delete their images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578889
No, ho udders is right. I'm using that from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578899
Hire MG prostitute. Go to deredere human girl. Give her magic aids. Get rapedere monstergirl. Profit.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk of homeless MGs reminds me of the Ryu idea where she has to resort to more ways to get money to keep her shrine running, yet remaining pure as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579096
>MG Reimu
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579086
Anon, you have become worse than the people you claim to fight. Just stop before you get people to never want to delete images because they hate you guys more than they care about the image limit.

Anyways, does anyone here want to see more disheveled Monster Girls? Like pic related, with messy hair and what not. I don't know why but it's oddly attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579102
She's hardly disheveled.

>I see this, and my first urge is to blow up a paper bag and creep up behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579102
>a one line post reminding people to do what's good for the thread
>worse than limiting the number of relevant pictures that can be posted per thread
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579118
No, I kind of want to ignore people saying to delete images just from this conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW people think your schtick is one thing
>TFW you can't even imagine Baphomet /ss/ because that'd be party van material

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579123
>Baphomet /ss/
So, something like toddlercon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579122
You can do that if you want but it's stupid and will be bad for everyone, including yourself, and you wont manage to piss me off if that's what you intend.
Also remember that some people don't even know you can delete irrelevant pictures to extend the image limit and they would never know if no one told them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579132
You're going to have to explain how that's "extending the image limit," because I'm not seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579135

Not him but only current images count towards limit. So deleted ones mean another one gets to be posted. Really people only care about not having image dumps and not posting a reaction image with every single post. Most of the rest is fair game for discussion. And deleting reaction images after the fact helps ration the very limited number of images that one of these threads get.

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>>12579132
>Also remember that some people don't even know you can delete irrelevant pictures to extend the image limit and they would never know if no one told them.
Holy shit anon, you must be really fucking deluded, do you really see yourself as the sole protector of this thread's image limit, and only you can preserve it if you make a point to constantly remind people "Delete your images!"

Are we entering a /jp/ posting standards phase now?

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>>12579123
>Baphomet /ss/
Christmas Cake Baphomet on shota "Otouto" action?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579141
No, and no. Stop with all the assumptions.
Anyway I'm done with this topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579142
Did any de-lolified baphomet picture ever get made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579141
Can you not be an ass? The threads in /jp/ take days to die. Getting to 1000 post and having no images left for the next 2500 is torture. Instead of posting images cause you can, post the, because they're relevant or necessary. And is it really that difficult to delete your reaction image after a bit? It's two fucking clicks. Not him, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578523
>You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579155
Anon this isn't about the practice of deleting reaction images. This is about the people who constantly bitch about it and tell people to 'delete your image!' and act like one or two images is the end of the world.

>Can you not be an ass?
wheredoyouthinkyouare.webm
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[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck, 3000 replies? There go all our hallowed thread size records. And now they're having a civil war about the image limit. Good job 4chan staff, this was a win for all parties involved!

[Anonymous No.]

>Anons bitching about rationing images in an imageboard

Fuck's sake, you people are doing it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579162
One or two images is not the end of the world. One or two anon spamming or dumping quickly becomes a problem. But fuck this, Im out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579142
I want to distend the shit out of a Baphomet and give her a vaginal prolapse. Then I'd try to use her prolapse as an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579162
Can you just shut up? It's less your responsibility to police people advocating image restraint than it is their responsibility to make sure these threads happen as effectively as possible. If no one complains about posting standards, no one follows them. Go back to whatever hugbox you crawled out of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579166
>anons rightly rationing images on 4chan's slowest board

FTFY

And it's not like the image burning idiots use them all up, and then bitch for a new thread, no that doesn't happen at all. I swear it 's people fcking with us and trying to get us kicked out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Deviant Art doesn't have an image limit. Why don't you folks move over there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579170
>If I wanted a girl with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd have sex with a ten year old boy

But not really, just saying. These are truly dark times we live in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579176
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579166
>>12579167
>Completely ignoring everything and trying to make this into a different argument
OK

>>12579171
I'm just saying the people who tell others to delete their images are worse than the people who post said image. We get, don't waste image space, we've known that for a while. There's no need to spam it. At least an image of a Monster Girl is somewhat related to the thread subject, as opposed to telling people to delete their image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579181
>>12579176
>two more useless image posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579186

You shouldn't have said anything. It's obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579185
Delete your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579189
Just woke up. I dropped the ball, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579191
We look forward to seeing your next attempt anon,

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu and daughteru have gone into hibernation for the winter leaving you to yourself.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196

Every sleeping prank ever shown in an 80's movie.

Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196
Will they wake up if I fuck them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196
Well, usually I'd just scribble on them, but 3 months?

3 months kind of implies I need to crack out the oil paints and do a really good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196

Let them hibernate and move on with my daily life. What the fuck else is there to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196
Hybernate, seeing as she'd want to stay by my side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579203
Change their clothes and create elaborate backdrops; after taking photos you try and convince them you took them on a round the world holiday as they slept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196
Sleeeep Sex! Say it with me. Sleeeep Sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196
Be sure they are comfy and warm. Also fuck my waifu from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196
I'M DIRTY DAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196
Decorate the inside of my house as if some kind of disaster had occured, then let my beard and hair grow and die them white to make it seem like a long time has passed.

Alternatively record a montage of me and cardboard replicas of my waifu and daughter doing what we would do if they were awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196

Move back to my house in the other hemisphere where my other family is just waking up from their hibernation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196
Prepare a nice waking-up present for both of them. And what I mean by that is creampie them both every night until and after they get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579213
Clever boy.

[Anonymous No.]

is chen a monster girl ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579221
Not you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579221
Non.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579221
Technically, yes. But no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579224
why not ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579230
go honk yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

yall monster folks take yourselves too seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579238
Any particular reason you're posting this crap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579241
General shitposting, being mad, possibly being that guy that admitted to coming from /v/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579241
The point of the imageboards is to write comments and post images. Why do you posting your crap ?

Do any monsters girls have a stubby tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579259
No clue.

[Anonymous No.]

Report and Ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a bike for MG's look like?

For "normal" shaped MG's like Dullahan and Cyclops, a motorbike and car are not going to be a problem, but how is a MG like a Lamia or Scylla supposed to go around without breaking the leavers in their car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579320
I can imagine an Oni riding a big Boss Hog motorcycle with a frame big enough for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579332
Man wouldn't that be something? Actually thinking about it how can a Kitsune ride anything other than a car? Her tails would get caught in the gears of any bicycle and a motorcycle is more likely to have trouble keeping momentum with her fluff catching the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579348
she could wrap the tails around a sissy bar on an old school chopper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579320
Something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw3kdZUTyJw
But longer. Lamias can coil around themselves so they wouldn't take that much more space, and most monster girls have hands (harpies don't but they can fucking fly why would they be driving a car) so the motorbike-like controls shouldn't be a problem. Centair also don't need cars.
Being realistic I think most cities would have a special subway/train cars to transport monster girls.

Do you think a motorbike dragon would have strong enough wings to make her bike plane a little after jumping of a ramp? This would be pretty bad ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579360
>Centair also don't need cars.
Horses aren't that fast, they're more like bicycle speed. Also, would a nice businesslady want to come to work all sweaty from running?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579379
Indeed, that wouldn't work. Though I still think Centaurs wouldn't own cars unless it was some special occasion, and would rather use some other kind of transportation. Also taxi cabs would be little trucks, since they should be able to transport most kinds of monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579320
>How would a bike for MG's look like?


Like that one human boy slut who's eaten out every MG in school?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You come home one day to find your Loli Daughteru destroying her mother's Lego cities! When you ask her why, she says because she's a "feawsome monstah who wiw get all the puny undahwings to bow at my command!"

How will you react to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579416
Join in because wrecking shit is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

why would you want a daughteru in the first place? children are fucking cretins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579419

>Children are fucking cretins

The 3D ones, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579419

Only bad children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579419
But you were a kid once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579418
This, then put all blame in my daughter otherwise my wife would kill me.
>>12579419
Don't think 3D children, think 2D lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579419
Primal urge to reproduce I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579428

>Don't think 3D children, think 2D lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579429
It's weird how people just unquestioningly assume that having children is the ultimate end of a relationship. Or that it's just expected for everyone to have children at some point, like that's the point when you know you've really made it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579438

Because the family line dies otherwise. Making something that's half you and half your best friend you pledged to love forever is one of the most amazing things. Children are for people looking to the future. Also for people who just fuck around with no concern for consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579438
We wouldn't have made it this far if people didn't naturally want children. Death, castration and abstinence cults have existed since the written word and yet we live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579438

Well, down to the fundamentals of nature, we exist solely for the purpose of reproduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579438
>Having children is the end of life and freedom

FTFY

>>12579448
Whata a stupid game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579448

I always remember that first lecture in Zoology too. "The purpose of life is to exist and to secure its future existence. All life has evolved based around this simple concept. And so the purpose of the current generation of any reproducing life is to facilitate the next generation, and prolong the species just a little longer."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579461
>>12579464

Yeah, nature is fucking boring, which is why we must give our lives a bigger purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579461
>end of life and freedom
Who will take care of you when your parents die and you're too old to take care of yourself? Also some people enjoy raising children and having responsibilities.
Of course I, like most of 4chan, am not one of those people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579468
>give our lives a bigger purpose
Fapping ourselves to extinction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579471

Do whatever makes us happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579461
>Having children is the end of life and freedom

It's like you never did awesome stuff with your parents or they never left you with a babysitter for date nights or they never went out and did fun crazy stuff after you moved out of the house.

What kids are though is a time and money sink. Totally worth it if you're into cross-generationalism though. There's a lot of pride in family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579443
You make it sound somewhat selfish to have children. Why should anyone care about continuing a family line? Is it really important that you have more people in the world running around with your genes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579471
Out of the billions of species that have lived in our planet, we might be the first to achieve this! It's a noble goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579470
>like most of 4chan
I wonder how many of us here are people who genuinely don't want children, as opposed to having no reproductive value and convincing ourselves that we're happy that way. There have to be the sort of people around who would have lopped their cocks off for Jesus back in the 1800's. What do those people post?

>>12579472
>bigger purpose
>hedonism
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579470
My parents both died before it got to that point. In contrast, my step-mother's parents are like approaching 90 and still live on their own, no one "takes care" of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579476
You do realize that hedonism != whatever makes you happy, right? Happiness can (and probably should) involve fulfillment beyond pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579476
But wanting sex and wanting reproductive sex are very different issues. I'm pretty sure 99% of everyone here wants to have sex. That doesn't mean we all want children at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579474

If you were raised with a large sense of value placed in the family history and family responsibilities and duty and honor, yeah it's a pretty big deal.

Having a kid means dedicating your life to them and putting them first. If they're not you're blood and you don't value them immensely, it's really hard to deal with that commitment.

But seeing them grow, the pieces of you and your wife, the little ticks that you can tell they inherited, seeing them succeed in different ways than you have. It's an appreciation for building things for the future, of a legacy that lasts.

Knowing that you raised someone that's worthy of passing on all the land and money to when you're gone who will lead a good life and pass it on to their children. It's a unique type of satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579482

Hedonism is doing whatever physically feels good with disregard to anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579474

>Is it really important that you have more people in the world running around with your genes?

To teach your offspring what you know so they can carry on the same knowledge and beliefs you had in the future? Yeah, it's kind of important.

Remember that one movie called Idiocracy, where a relatively intelligent guy volunteers to be frozen so he could live long enough to see how the future looks like, only to find out that the retards from his era multiplied and their offspring grew up to be just as stupid as them? It's kinda like that, except it all depends on your morals and intellect.

But that's just normie talk.

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>>12579490

Everything we do has something to do with making us feel happiness and/or a sense of fulfillment regardless of how much fucks we do and don't give to everything else if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579482

!=

Also means "does not equal". Don't know why you used that when it seems you meant equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579490
Hedonism doesn't entail "disregarding everything else". Also happiness is not the same as physical pleasure.

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>>12579491
>To teach your offspring what you know so they can carry on the same knowledge and beliefs you had in the future

Why is it important that you have other people walking around with your beliefs, long after you're gone? If you want to see that the human race doesn't go do a bad path you'd accomplish that goal better by being a teacher, so you can more directly indoctrinate people rather than hope your children do it. I think it's somewhat arrogant to think your ideas should be passed on, unless you think they're going to benefit the human race as a whole.

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>>12575576
>>12575567
Than it is settled!

We must make our own MG setting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578899
B. and she would be a doppelganger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579504

>Why is it important that you have other people walking around with your beliefs, long after you're gone?

Nobody's forcing you to, but if people recognize you for being smart, or a good guy in general, perhaps it'd be a swell idea to leave someone behind who has enough potential to be a better person than the average retard rather than let stupid people be the only ones arrogant enough to reproduce.

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>>12579438
The meaning of life is to reproduce so yeah.

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>>12579510
Brilliant!

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>>12579504
Jesus Christ you sound like a wimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579506
What is head cannon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579517
>ruled by your DNA

has Snake tought you NOTHING?

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>>12579504

You don't seem to understand the widely held concept of Family>All

Inner Family>Outer Family>Friends>Acquaintances>Random Nobodies>Enemies

It's not about the human race. It's about your family. Like let a whole city of burn to save them kind of attachment. You help everyone when you can, but push comes to shove, it's family that counts.

You sound like someone who didn't collect a lot of accolades in their life. Why else would you think that your way wasn't the right way, a better way?

>>12579512
This guy gets it.

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>>12579474
That is literally the goal of all creatures. Why do you think the alpha male even exists?

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>>12579486
If they're not you're blood and you don't value them immensely

It's weird that we place such importance on bloodline in the first place. Isn't it rather because you raised the child that you think the child is important and worth committing to, not just because he/she is the product of your fucking? I just can't see what's fulfilling about watching other people grow up with your traits, although I understand why you would be proud of raising someone well - in the latter case you're proud of something you've done yourself, rather than of something that you have no control over.

>>12579512
How do you know that your children will be good, smart people just because they have your genes? Isn't it more effective to teach other people's children to be decent people rather than try to outnumber them with your own kin (who may not even end up good or smart people in the first place)?

>>12579521
Why is it important to be macho? Should I have children so that people don't think I'm a wimp?

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>>12579537

>How do you know that your children will be good, smart people just because they have your genes?

Their success will not depend on your genes, but on what YOU teach them. Your morals, your knowledge, your ideals, your ethics, your memories. Like I said, it all depends on how much of a good person you are, it all depends on you.

It's up to you do encourage them to be good people in the future. After all, children learn more from their own parents than from teachers, schools, or anyone else.

Charles Darwin is watching, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

You niggas be trippin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579470
I live by myself and am pretty fit, just have to keep that up the rest of my life. If I do fall ill and can't live as I do now, I have a .357, easy peasy.

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>>12579529
I understand the natural impulse. But it doesn't really make sense when you think about it, it just seems natural because we're hardwired to think this way. I understand wanting to help your family first, because your relationships with them are much stronger, and possibly you know they are better people than others. But favoring your family members just because they happen to share your genes seems off to me. And letting a whole city burn just to preserve members of your in-group is pretty backwards.

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>>12579473
I did not become friends with my parents until I reached legal drinking age, take what you want from that.

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>>12579545
Of course you wouldn't know what it's like to have a biological child of your own, Lich.

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>>12579537

A huge amount of behavioral and biological traits are genetically predisposed. You have a very good idea of what you're starting out with. You'll remember problems you had as a child and how you overcame them and odds are the same solution will work for them. It's having someone specifically tailored to having you as a parent.

And on top of that, you always should teach people and share information. That's helping make a better world in general. But your own family always comes first. It's not something that's has to be chosen one way or the other.

You have to have some confidence in your genes. Are you a person worth breeding or are you Jerry Springer-tier?

But being unable to understand the attachment between family is a psych problem you have buddy. Probably stemming from having a bad family.

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>>12579551
http://pastebin.com/CxVy1Kgc

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>>12579551
Believe it or not, Undead in the MGE can mend a womb if you inject them with enough of your spirit energy.

So Lich, Ghoul, Wight, etc. daughterus are a definite.

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>>12579558
>your daughteru is born undead

Still trying to wrap my mind around this

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>>12579548

It's simply because you're making the mistake of valuing human lives in even close to the same ballpark as each other. The fat guy in the rascal at walmart is the same as your mother? That comes from you not having a good family attachment.

It's not backwards at all. You could kill half the people on the planet right now and still have more left than after the Korean War. It's about knowing which people are important.

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>>12579563
Don't think too hard into it like I do.

Save yourself from the autism.

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>>12579545
What is this cropped from? Is it lewd?
>>12579563
>spooky skellington daughteru

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>>12579537
You don't have any conviction in what you say. "I think it's somewhat." Really? Holy fuck, that's so wishy washy I could do my laundry with it. Just say, "It is arrogant."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579575
>Is it lewd?
No.
http://youtu.be/m6qNmzmThLQ?t=32s

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgg/ Parenting 101

I fucking love you guys.

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>>12579553
Actually I am very attached to my family, and I have stated previously that I understand family attachments. I would help them before a stranger, but that is mostly because I am more confident about what kind of people my family are. But I think we are all human in the end and I am not sure I would sacrifice a city to preserve them - I think they would probably agree too. They are good people but I don't think they should demand to be valued more than the rest of the human race.

And then how do you know that your genes are superior and worthy of being passed on? Can't ignorant people use this same argument to justify their breeding, thinking that they are also good people whose best traits will definitely pass on? I still don't think that passing on your genes is the best thing you can do for future generations, and I think it is arrogant to think this way.

>>12579564
But that is only to the extent that you know how good your family is, and I believe we are often mistaken about this (we are biased by being raised by them, after all). What if your family members are terrible people? What if you are attached to bad people? Should you still be willing to sacrifice others for them? I'm not confident that we can always sort out who are the more important people by just assuming that our family is the most important.

>>12579578
I don't think I need to state things forcefully for my points to stand, and I don't have 100% conviction in anything I'm saying. I'm just saying how things appear to me, it may be that I'm mistaken, but I haven't seen anything really convincing so far.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/ZaUJQK8s
I made a daycare thing. Its too short but, there will be more.

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>>12579581
>>12579575
Oh fuck, am I scatterbrained today.

Yes, that Lich is doing something lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579605
Links please

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>>12579595

>Ex-military Wurm taking care of children

Sounds interesting, though you could use a bit of work on the concept's execution. There are a few grammatical errors at some points that you might want to address.

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>>12579607
http://i.imgur.com/f9CmNUf.jpg

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>>12579590

There are pretty objective metrics by which a thinking rational person can evaluate their suitability.

The best thing to pass on in a family is a legacy. And properly raised heirs are critical to that. They are stewards of something greater. Look at any of the big old money dynasties. If you're a broke ass nobody then this becomes a lot less important. If you were never raised with. "Here's a 300 year old money tree. Don't fuck it up and it will last another three hundred for your children and their children and so on and help loads of other people along the way." then you don't have the responsibilities that come with it.

But stupid people aren't going to justify anything. They're just going to rut like the animals they are. So why bring them into the conversation? They're going to do what they're going to do anyway. Only a thinking person needs to justify it. Why do you think rational people wait until they have a secure job and a stable relationship before considering children?

All the major family attachments revolve around having a good family. If there's not a good family then nothing applies. People that come from bad families and start good families cut the toxic parts out of their lives. So that really doesn't apply.

You did make one good point and that is trust. Family and children you make and raise yourselves is a lot about trust. They're who you can trust your life's work to and know they'll do right.

The other major thing to consider is that this is all discussing what is essentially the ideal of the family, why people feel the way they do. It's a lot like a conversation on marriage. Most people feel it's a bond that should be made between people who love each other deeply and want to spend the rest of their lives together.

But it can be forced, done for tax purposes, immigration purposes, the majority of them fail and end in divorce, the people can hate each other.

That doesn't change what most people feel marriage should be.

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>>12579611
yea, just wanted to get somthing up for the weekend. I wanted to do a cute thing. But i got distracted and did not give it a good edit. chapter one by next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579612
Delicious perky and voluptuous tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579612
Would cum repeatedly into her cold, dead womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579196
Time to play some video games I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579558
>tfw no Lich Mom to raise you to be a great necromancer, like Sandro or that guy from Diablo 2.

[Anonymous No.]

Today was kind of boring. After being all banged up (haha!) from yesterday and the day before, mistress absolutely made sure I stayed in bed to relax.

Being tied to the bed posts is kind of annoying, but she at least queued a few of my favorite shows to give me something to watch while she cleaned the house and cooked lunch.

Occasionally she'd untie me so I could shift positions or use the bathroom, but she was watching me like a hawk the entire time. It was a little embarrass to piss with her staring at me, but she is protective after all.

The tiny manticore and her mother stopped over, they wanted to give me a reward for helping her. Mistress had to turn them away, saying I needed my rest. I did get to hug the little manticore though, which for some reason seemed to make mistress angry. Mistress is acting kind of weird today.

Later on I could tell she was getting frustrated with herself at not being able to milk me to her heart's content. Maybe that's why she's acting so weird today? Sometimes she's unusually close and then she'll just act very coldly, like when she tried to change my collar and was very, very rough about it. I think I have a new cut around my neck now.

As night fell she suddenly told me she needed to go do something and would be out for a while. Against her better judgement she untied me so I wouldn't make a mess on the bed if the call of nature arrived. However she warned me very strongly that I was not to leave the house or even the room unless I absolutely had to.

Then like that she just left. It's been a while since she left and I'm a little worried. She's never left me alone for this long!

I'm not sure what I should do.

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>>12579670
>That image
Heeheehee.

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>>12579102
We should totally get Luth to draw an Anubis building a LEGO Kit or a Gundam model or something with this same level of concentration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579152
One.
It was awful. Disgusting. How could such evil be allowed to exist.

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>>12579206
Dormouse a best.

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>>12579617
You are talking about the merits of having a self-contained social circle, when I was only speaking of genes. What's wrong with adopting if you want to have your "legacy" continue? You would help more people that way, and you can still keep whatever goods you want within that self-contained circle. Are you that deterministic about genes? Are you really sure that you're one of the few who deserves to pass on their genes, and that it's not just your ego talking? Who gave you the ability to decide who should and shouldn't reproduce?

I mentioned the ignorant people thing because I was talking about the urge to reproduce more generally. Though clearly I am speaking to someone who knows that his genes are good.

And if you're so concerned about stupid people reproducing, why not spend your time educating them to practice better reproduction habits, and to educate their children so the whole race is better off, rather than just trying to produce your own elite line? It seems that would be much more beneficial in the long run.

(Also your example is strange to me. I don't see how keeping the all the money within a family for hundreds of years is more helpful to others than somehow using that money to improve the well-being of other people, and possibly fixing the social structure with it. It seems that you're only benefiting your descendents, and I don't see why you should assume these descendents will be worthier people. Anyway I don't take old money families to be paragons of virtue or really worthy of praise.)

>The other major thing to consider is that this is all discussing what is essentially the ideal of the family, why people feel the way they do.
I understand why people feel the way they do. I'm saying that it doesn't really make sense, maybe the natural impulse even contradicts people's common sense notions about what's best for human beings. In the end though the only real justification you can give is "because it's natural".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579697
Sleeping gangbang a best.
>she wakes up to find she's had dozens of creampies in every hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579670
Ha!

Slave boy got abandoned!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579670
Thank you manticore slaveboy. Your posts always brighten up my day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579670
Tailpussy. Not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579670
Clearly you should be thankful that she gave you the freedom to move around, she must trust you a lot.

I mean, how does she know you're not going to slut it up while she's gone?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-Oh! Your monster girl daughteru is extremely ticklish.
Anytime you go to clean her she goes into a Yukiko level laughing fit out of her ticklishness.
How do you respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579724
Start making bear puns to calm her down.

This is BEAR-y unusual honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579724

Clean her like I usually do. What else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579724
Tickle her with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579726
It's total pandamonium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579724
>Yukiko
What?
Also, use it sparingly, as monster girls can adapt easily.

[Anonymous No.]

So, went to bed last night.
Was pleased to discover this morning that there was then four hours of nothin' but talking about Anubis Butt-Loving. Very good anons.

Less pleased to discover it was followed by two hours of arguing about image posting, and then two hours arguing about genealogy and the nature of reproduction and family.

Conclusion: Y'all anons be crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579732
Character from the game Persona 4, prone to breaking out into laughing fits whenever she finds something at least a little bit funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579733
>nothin' but talking about Anubis Butt-Loving.
There was talk about a certain magical form of butt-loving, too~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579733
We take our family fantasies seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579731
This is a grizzly situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579670
Get a succubus master anon, they'll never abandon you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579735
Oh okay, didn't know which of the millions of Yukikos it was referring to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579746
But anon, succubutts will abandon you way faster than manticores!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579760
I don't think Manticores would ever abandon their slaves/husbandos, especially with how they consummate marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579760

>Manticores
>Abandoning

You do realize lions have harems. Right? Which means logically Manticores would have harems upon harems of boysluts they have to protect from the younger more spry Manticore girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579765
Wouldn't dark elves be the best masters least likely to abandon you, considering that they can't live without a slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12578298
Someone needs to draw this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579746
Daily reminder to tune into the Church of the Dark Lord Channel.

http://pastebin.com/KEHaiafM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579771
>harems of boysluts they have to protect from the younger more spry Manticore girls.
YES
How would they fight? Try to suck each other off with their tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579746
>Get an overly promiscuous slut

I hope you enjoy using other men's semen as lube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579703
You really know nothing of proper capital investment, using money to generate money indefinitely. And you've had it explained to you three times why genetics gives you a more certain base to start with. What makes an unwanted teen mom baby more worthy than your own blood? How much of their history do you know? Do you have a shot at grabbing another 138 IQ kid out of the pile or just one around 100? Your own genetics minimize risk, and it's something you made yourself. The long term is about putting a pencil to the numbers and not taking unnecessary risks in order to preserve what is there and grow. Plus how can you not prize something you make yourself more?

You're also forgetting how much of a child's mind is developed in the first six months of life, and how much more at the first two years. Why do you think later age adoption is so much more difficult? Miss out on that and you can fuck yourself over bigtime.

And the mere fact of having built a legacy and kept it maintained is proof that the system works. They are doing something right that other people are not. If you think that all of them got there by being lucky or cheats then you know jack about the majority of the men behind the scenes.

You say you don't understand the biology but not only is it completely intuitive, it works. The combination of Nature+Nurture is a double hitter that neither alone can live up to.

And you go on and on about teaching when my own father was a professor and I teach. I know the value of education. Thousands of people listen to what you say and it helps out a good number of them. But your own children are the only ones that will learn all of it, your ethics and morals, and ways of doing things, understand it and add to it and pass it on. They get the complete package.

The belief that your children will be better than you is a core tenant of the family concept. Otherwise nobody would give damn about leaving anything and just spend everything until they died broke.

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>>12579784
I do

[Anonymous No.]

Hey everybody!

I want to be a MG's filthy boyslut and have my mouthpussy, penispussy and asspussy violently abused!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579779
God that channel sucks so much.

I wish there was normal TV for human boys so I didn't have to watch monsters doing monster things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579792
Is this Chief Paladin Chris Hansen? Trying to MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579792
>penispussy
as in sounding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579796
>Chris Hansen

Holy shit, How to Catch a Predator with monsters fucking when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579670
I thought about it for a while and decided that mistress must trust me an awful lot to leave me for so long. I did let myself feel a little pride on that fact. But I was worried that something had happened to her.

Unfortunately as I had no means of transportation or idea of where she went, I just had to sit at home and wait for her. A side effect of being with mistress for so long is that my balls started to hurt whenever I didn't cum at least three or four times a day. So I was in a bit of pain. Or a lot.

But mistress had forbidden me from masturbating. I dearly wanted to so I could relieve my painful erection and throbbing balls, but she trusted me. Trust is important!

So I tried to watch my shows, but it was hard - er, difficult. I couldn't stop thinking about mistress' wonderful tailpussy. It was easy to remember exactly how it felt. So hot and squishy, tight and fleshy, wet and drippy.

Lost in my lewd thoughts, I didn't notice her break into the house until she was upon me. A succubus!

She pinned me to the ground and told me she could smell my lust from blocks away. I tried to get away but she only laughed, and continued laughing when I told her that I belonged only to mistress. Her response was that if I was that important she never would have left me for so long.

She said that mistress was probably attending to her other boytoys or slaves. I told her that was impossible and kept trying to fight back, but that only got me tied up - just like mistress used to do.

I also got a nice whipping, spanking for being a naughty bad, and the succubus was much better at rope suspension than mistress was.

But there wasn't any love in what she did, I felt kind of sorry for her.

The worst part, however, is when she started squeezing my already stuffy balls and told me she wouldn't give me release until I willingly agreed to let her fuck me. Until then she'd just edge me.

For another hour or two she wouldn't give me release. My will was breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579803

Like last february. Check the /a/ archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579803
think of all the shotas saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579801
I sure hope so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579803
>"So, what's in the bag?"
>"O-oh you know, just drinks."
>"These look like some powerful aphrodisiacs, I assume that being an Apophis you made them yourself. You want to tell me who you made them for?"
>"I-I-I... They're for a friend!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579807
Just give in anon. Accept the succubus' love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579807
Does the Mistress come back and go full yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579815
why don't you take a seat right there?
>I...I don't have legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579794
This is all you get with the default plan. Shell out a bit more and you can get those one or two "HB specialty" channels that teach you how to please your mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579815
>"So what were you planning on using that tail for if I might ask?"
>"Giving uh, hugs so if you could just let me go, I have a date to catch"
>"Please keep sitting ma'am"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579811
that sounds painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579826
Isn't there a monster girl free plan?

As in TV with no reference of monsters in sight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579831
>she tries to get up
>Ma'am if you could just keep your seat
>she does, but doesn't know why
Chris Hansen is truly a powerful mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579836
I guess it would be if you're violently abused, but it's very nice if you do it gently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579815
>"Ms. Apophis, what were you planning to do tonight to this shota?"
>"Oh, you know... Just talk and let her know how important it is not to have underraged sex."
>"Really?"
>"Y-Yes."
>"So when you wrote 'I'm gonna tie you up and pump you with venom so hard you won't think of anything but me taking you to heaven and removing pharaoh', you didn't mean it?"
>"I-I'd like to go now, can I go now."
>"I won't stop you, you're free to go at any time."
>"My mom's not gonna like this, I-I'm just gonna leave."
>"You can leave if you want, I won't stop you. I can't guarantee what'll happen when you leave that door though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579846
He is the hero MGC needs but doesn't deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579670
call the abuse hotline

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579848
>>12579831
>>12579815
this is qt

>Ms. Oni, can you explain something you wrote on your MonsterBook page?
>"Boozing up shotas and bringing them back to your house is so easy. Boys these days are just getting sluttier and sluttier"
>Oni breaks down crying, camera zooms in on her covered face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579862
>Oni
>Feeling sorry for raping shotas

Really anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579865
Paladin Hansen can instill grief and guilt into people with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579840
Well, there are some cooking shows, targeted towards HB househusbands. Then there are a couple shows that teach you how to be stronk and financially independent but no one watches those because they're boring.

Why not just watch a romance drama? I just saw one about a minotaur who keeps trying to win over a guy who can't get over his manticore ex-master. It was really quite moving although I had to make dinner and couldn't finish it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579859
I'm pretty sure they'd just laugh at you. Or they'd encourage you to stick it out and stay with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579875
>Well, there are some cooking shows, targeted towards HB househusbands.
Eh, I'm ok with this. I like cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579670

This entire experience sounds exhausting and irritating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579886
Not if you're mindbroken for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579875
>boring

Motherfucker If it keeps me from having to take in an Oni roommate like last time I will watch it for a month straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579724
Bring in her Thunderbird aunties and give her feathery tickles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579895
Does your oni roommate hate hippy liberal nonsense about men having their own careers and so on? Did she ever try to hit on you, thinking that you must have been pretty easy if you wanted a MG roomate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579807
I had to be strong for mistress! She'd given me everything - I couldn't let some blue-skinned harlot break me.

I couldn't, but it felt so good and I just ached all over. I'd lasted a long time.

She asked again if I wanted to fuck her. I could even put it in her ass, something mistress never allowed. It was a tantalizing offer. But still I refused, much to the succubus' chagrin. She couldn't believe someone like me would refuse her.

As 'punishment' she saw fit to shove one of mistress' vibrators in my ass, but the joke was on her! Mistress did that sort of thing all the time, so it gave me the release I needed. I came all over the floor, much to the succubus' shock. She actually called me a pervert!

It was my victory, and I laughed in triumph once I was done moaning in pleasure. I did learn, however, that there is a limit to the celebration one should due when in a rope suspension. The succubus spun me around so fast I nearly threw up.

Now she decided to take me forcefully, but as the clock struck two in the morning mistress returned! She was very, very drunk and started hollering about how good she has it with me. I guess she'd gone out drinking with her friends?

Soon as she saw me suspended with the succubus poised to take me into her mouth she spread her wings so wide and fast that she knocked over all the nicknacks she kept on the shelves near the door like her porcelain cats. I'll miss those cats.

In a howling rage she leapt at the succubus, delivering a massive furry fist to her face that knocked her clean out with a sickening snap. She was kind of at an odd angle, sprawled out on the floor. I didn't think it was normal for people's heads to be like that in relation to their bodies.

Panting and huffing, mistress looked at the creamy mess on the floor and then at me with wild eyes. Fortunately she saw the vibrator still buzzing in my ass and I told her I never let her touch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579735
The yamato nadesico with the black legwear?
Chie a best. Spats master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579884
I hope you don't mind if the HB hosts constantly slide in platitudes about family worth and satisfying your wife. Or learning how to make specialized dishes that appeal only to manticores or onis or lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579910
That's it anon. You're sullied. How is she ever going to forgive you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579910
Mistress made quick work of disposing the unconscious(?) succubus after calling some of her friends.

She let me down and looked me over, then surprisingly gave me a hug and told me she was never going to leave me alone that long ever again and how good pets like me were so hard to find and all other kinds of things I'd never heard her say before!

And then threw me onto the bed and gave me the milking of a life time with my hands tied behind my back and she gave me some nice, new claw marks on my chest.

I think she mumbled something about loving me, but I wasn't sure because her thighs were wrapped around my head. She then fell asleep in a drunken stupor, still atop me.

All in all it was an interesting night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579906
Nothing quite like that.

However one night she must have gotten really drunk because when I came home from work she was cutting holes in the crotch area of all my pants while drinking and sniffing my old shirts.

Onis are hard cuddlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579670
Anon, I'd like to hear about what you did and how you lived before meeting your mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579922
How about I kill your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579912
I hope she likes cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579922
This is clearly manticore propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579924
She probably steals your underwear and masturbates to your smell at night. How do you live with someone like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579922
It appears that mistress learned that she doesn't like sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579928
Don't be jelly just because your mistress doesn't love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579936
Oh it's not so bad.

I just have to never deny her drunk cuddles and always give her any piece of clothing that is particularly sweaty.

Sometimes I wake up with a sore pelvis and her in the same bed, but she takes care of me during the morning when it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579943
>he calls that love

Whatever cum pump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579950
Don't bully the Manticore slave.

They don't know any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579959
We need to get this guy an angel or holstaurus waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579961
holstaurus is vanilla shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579961
It's far too late for him, he'd be wondering why the Holst doesn't beat the shit out of him and stuff toys up his ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579962
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579962
And?

[A Day in the Life of Gamer Gaz(...) No.]

>'Anon I think I'm putting on weight.'
>'Well that would explain why your ass felt softer when I did you up the butt last night. Also I question how when you got no Halloween candy thanks to me.'
>'ANON I'M SERIOUS, I don't want to end up like the Hol down the street.'
>'What a Constructive mother of 3 who supplies her milk to charity and chaperons every school event?'
>'No a fatass!'
>'Then get on the Wii Fit Fatass.'
>'Wait we have one?'
>'Uh Yeah, you think I didn't work my ass off to get you wetting yourself over me?
>'Well fine.'
>Gazer goes through three Yoga poses
>'Oh god this is impossible.'
>You do all of them, then the actual work outs, angering her.
>'FUCK YOU! We'll see how you like me after I become a fatass neet! I'm ordering Pizza and going to play MMOs all day!'
>As you are still working out
>'More Cushion for the Pushin Babe.'
>She storms off
>'Ohhhhh Wii Fit Trainer, you do that Downward Facing Dog.'
>'YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ARE YOU WAIFUING WII FIT TRAINER!'
>'Oh I'm sure that Raiden statue got sticky on it's own.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579961
But a holstaurus or angel wouldn't handcuff you and lead you through the MGC ghettos on a leash, or gently pat your head when you've cummed almost to the point of passing out, or force you to give her friends free cunnilingus with your slutty mouth! I'm not sure I would want a waifu who didn't love me like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579962
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579947
It's better than being a manticore slave, like that Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579970
You don't need a name buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579962
>>12579964
If he doesn't want to sex her, she'll ge pent up and rape the shit out of him. Then lovingly, actually lovingly, care for him the rest of the time. Maybe, he could become better adjusted again.

>>12579973
You want what your mistress wants right? Well, you gonna get tenderly raped and you're gonna like it! She'll MAKE YOU like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579970

>'Well that would explain why your ass felt softer when I did you up the butt last night.'
>'YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ARE YOU WAIFUING WII FIT TRAINER!'

It's been a while, laughboner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579970
Me gusta. More.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you spend the night an a massive abandoned insane asylum with your Monster Waifu? And no, the demons and ghosts that might be in there wouldn't be the waifuable kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579992
It's just a building. I'd be more worried about running into gang members and methers than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579991
>Me gusta.
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579992
I'm not an easily frightened person, so yes. And maybe my waifu wil be hugging me all the time, so even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579999

>Implying he's not Uraguay anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579997
>gang members

You mean the kind who would gangbang you while forcing your waifu to look on impotently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579975
It's not always fun and games, One time she got really angry over the fact one of her friends she brought over for a drink tried to hit on me.

She spent half an hour beating her former friend up and finally tossed the bloody remains of what used to be an Oni out the window.

She later dragged me into my bedroom for the rest of the day and proceeded to cuddle me while promising never to let someone take me away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579991
>Me gusta.
Fucking MGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579999
Spanish is my native tongue, pendejo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580008
You aren't on /int/ though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580008
I don't know what you speak in burrito country, but this is an american board, we speak american here. Comprenday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580008
From?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580010

>Not knowing about Spanglish

Get a load of this tonto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580014
Why would I need to know the language of the people who cut my lawn? All a man needs in life is to speak American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580009
>>12580010
Que carajo van a hacer al respect? No estoy rompiendo niguna regla.

>>12580011
Sorry, not telling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580023
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580026
>>>/el4chano/

Does someone have the crayonfag picture of the chupacabra?

>>12580027
What does /pol/ have to do with this? I'm just saying speak american on an american site, not no mexican or broken mexican.

The only obvious exception is japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579938
What about being thrown to the wolves or having her friends and family join in the milking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580005
>out the window

Well, you got a nice bodyguard there.
As long as her cuddles doesn't hurt or kill you, it's fine, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580004

>The Lady Paladins
>Force her to watch as they take their gauntlets off one by one and take turns holding hands with you
>clasping, intertwining, pinkies, thumbwrestling
>they do things you don't even know the names for to you
>two even three hands at a time, tickling your palms, tracing your lifelines
>for hours and hours
>so warm and wonderful
>you stop crying
>they giggle as they whisper in your ear
>a dirty monster couldn't hold hands like this
>making her watch the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580005
You should NTR her just to see her delicious tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580040

Jesus Christ, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580032
>What does /pol/ have to do with this?
Apparently racism = /pol/.

It's almost like the site's been flooded with new users.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580032
I liked the guy's greentext and some autist jumped on me because he doesn't like anything that isn't amerifat speech. I did it because I really liked what I read and felt the need to express it as such. I'm not breaking any rules so you can eat my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580042
>NTR
>Oni

Anon I like living thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579922
You know this is just copypasta of a different story someone posted a while ago in /d/ with some minor changes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580049
How was he supposed to know you were a taco in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580049
It was less 'not american' and more 'redditor' speech that people don't like.

In this day and age, where anons are trying to push for *actions*, one has to be more diligent against cancer than ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580052
This little 'story' has been on-going for a few days now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580052
Yeah, I remember when /d/ was the place to find monstergirls, before it was taken over by futa freaks and their 10 foot long cocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580061
yes, but it is the same story that was in /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580055
>All Spanish speakers are Mexican

American "education."

[spoiler[I did get your joke though.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580065
What was changed? Was it still about a slaveboy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580065
Gonna need proof of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580056
I don't do them, but, why are *actions* bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580071
Because of shit like pic related. Doing any sort of action in your post is just retarded and autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580071

Smacks of twelve year old forumite. At least that's what I remember them doing a decade ago. I honestly thought the whole thing had died out until someone randomly did it here a couple threads ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580071
*actions* are usually associated with Tumblr and possibly Reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580075
Stuff like that is rather common on /m/ unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580071
People takes it too far and it becomes obnoxious. Then they start role playing and it gets even worse. There are ways to communicate actions through prose that are much less invasive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580078

That shit is way older than either of those websites, but has always been just as horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580077
Oh yeah, I remember now, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I leave you guys for a few hours, and already
>>12578661
>>12578669
>>12578680
>>12578729
you're all bullying the LEGO Anubis. I feel sadness and a want to protect her, but also pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580081

One guess which threads that's in. I remember when there was no Toku on /m/. Now it's what people remember about it most.

I wonder if that's what the /jp/ natives will say about /mgg/ if it's still here in a couple of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580049
>>12580056
Yes, it's more about the fact that we're associating your "Me gusta" with the whole rage face "Me gusta" that was being done ad nauseum some years ago.

Remember when that was a thing? That was 3 years ago. Who does that anymore?
Not you, obviously, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580040
If they look anything like Esther, I'm down.
>ntr via handholding
How wicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580094
>I wonder if that's what the /jp/ natives will say about /mgg/ if it's still here in a couple of years.

You mean all three of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580094
Eh, at least I still have a place to get lewds of the Build Fighters and G-Reco girls.

That, and concept art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580094
What's toku?

>>12580110
>headband
>human ears
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580113
How about you search up Toku on Boku no Google.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you afraid of your waifu's monster bits or habits? Ever hesitate when a Mantis, in a rare show of affection, goes to hug you, because of her arm blades? Ever fear your Lamia waifu might squeeze too hard? Ever been sick when your Oni waifu made you drink too much? Has she ever hurt you, if by accident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580126

Then call Stephanie Goldstein Attorney At Law?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580126
are you from the battered husbands shelter?
I told my coworkers my Jinko wife leave love kisses and scratches on me, nothing malicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580126
Maybe. Kind of.
But letting her show her affections despite all that shows her how much you love her back, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580126
>Holstaurus waifu
Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580126
Hickies ain't a thing, anon.

Although I did decide to go on a calcium diet after the second broken rib, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12579991
>Me Memesta shit
Fuck off cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580129
Same.
I don't know why people freak out when I say that I love backscratches my jinko gives me.
She can be gentle enough to not hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580128
>>12580129
No, nothing like that. I meant, would you be worried by interacting with her in certain ways. Like, let's say you're taller than your waifu and she likes to cuddle with you, but she has upward horns. Would you be afraid or resistant to cuddling because se might put one of your eyes out? Never on purpose of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580126
Sometimes my werewolf waifu scratches my back or bites my shoulder when we are having sex but I don't really mind.

In fact, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580144
We already established this.
He's Spanish. It's not memeshit.
You're late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580144
Maybe read the reply chain before mouthing off like a retard? You fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580148
It's fun when a werewolfu rides you stupid, your neck in her jaws. At any moment she could bite down and kill you, but she doesn't. She's just making sure you know who's in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580126
>Oni

She broke my leg once because I wanted to leave the house and become more independent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580154
That sounds horrible to be honest.
>not establishing yourself as the alpha
Ya blew it. Though I guess being taken care of would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580154
But she does not mark me because she wants to be the alpha, is just that she can't contain the pleasure and her nature makes her do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580156
It was an "accident" right? She just happened to "trip" on your leg, which wouldn't have happened if you kept the place clear like a good husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580126
My Oomukade waifu has to be careful of stabbing me with her many legs and pincers. Luckily there the old tradition of blanket wrapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580158
>Implying I want to be the 'alpha'

I want to be a house husband. I want to greet her when she comes home from a hard day at work wearing a naked apron and ask her if she wants dinner or if she'd rather have me.

I want her to take me there on the floor, door still open so the neighbors can watch.

I want to be her little spoon, to be cherished and loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580130
Well, to a point anon. I don't want to wake up charred because of Thunderbird cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

In other news, is this the longest mg thread on record now?

Should we sage and use the last 19 images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580126
When I come back home from work my shirohebi waifu hugs me so tightly I think one of these days I will have to go to the hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580164
No, she didn't "trip" on my leg.

She let me leave the house and as I was leaving to find a good job, she followed after me and "bumped" into me, causing me to fall down the stairs onto my leg.

I really shouldn't have been such an ungrateful husband to her and just gotten her that beer she wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580171
Hello Dire Wolf Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580154

You know, when people reach orgasm during sex, they tend to contract a lot of muscles at once, jaw muscles included, women do this alot.

Make that of what you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580173
The longest one had +3500 or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580128
You beat me to making that into a commercial, good idea though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580173
The previous thread was 3684 posts long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580173
Nigger were you not here at all last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580165
>Oomukade burrito
I wish to see this drawn.

>>12580156
>>12580175
Get help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580146
Just dull down the horns, or don't put your eye near sharp objects like your parents taught you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580177
Hello. Have you seen the light of being aggressively cuddled by wolfus yet?

>>12580178
That's a risk I'm willing to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580188
>Get help

Now come on anon, it's not that bad.

I have a loving Oni wife who gives me strong muscle cuddles and disciplines me when I get those stupid thoughts of being "Independent" or "Free"

Oh god help me get away from this crazy bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580174
Time to hit the Gym.
>she goes with you, fearing some monster might snatch you away
>get really buff
>you end feeling like a squeezed out tube of paste every time now

I wouldn't want to be you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580179
3764 was the longest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580196
The next time you go get her beer, stop by a botany shop and get some Nostrum. Half a bottles of sake should suffice, then hightail it to Greenscale Acres, they'll take care of you, even teach you how to defend yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580194
Is that
rule63 Momiji
I am okay with that

[Anonymous No.]

this far on page 10 and still not at the image limit?

I'm impressed with the restraint or some janitorial work was afoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580207
Nah, Momiji is just a flattie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580190
>dull them down

But she's really proud of them, it took her a long time to grow those. You wouldn't do that to her would you?

[Anonymous No.]

I had a problem with my last GF, before the fox woman I date now, we would cuddle up at night in bed together, she would move around some and then
WHAM
Right into my head with her horns, i would be lying there moaning in pain, rubbing it, and get a head ache, and she would open her eyes and look up at me and ask "Is something wrong?"

The dangers of dating a dragon GF

I discovered they make these little horn sleeves, that are kind of like padded socks they can wear while in bed , you guys might consider getting your GF some

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580203
Some autist should keep statistics on these threads, graph it, note trends

Might be cool, or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580207
No, that's just normal Momiji

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580194
So long as she doesn't try to princess carry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580217
>scaly mg gf tears up satin sheets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580218
Percent of creepy submission stories 12%
Percent of dick the daughter stories 18%
percent of yer MG gf does .... what do you do 43%
Percent of Hathor stuff 11%
Percent of bickering 16%

These statistics are within +/- 1.1 % and based on 3 threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580217
>horn sleeves
Good to know, thanks anon.
>Leaving a Dragon for a Kitsune
How the fuck are you still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580213
>>12580219
I like the idea of rule63 Momiji though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580231
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

Now see, if you have a loving wolfu this is what you do.
Every night, you've got to wrestle with her on top of the bed. Whoever ends up winning the submission gets to play on top for that night.
Of course, your wolfu will be dialling back her full strength, but that's where the fun comes from. While you're getting her in grapples and locks, tickling and nibbling at her sensitive parts, she has to find your own weak spots to gain the advantage.

Momiji manages to both be cute, sexy and utterly beautiful all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580227
Bickering should be higher. As should daugtheru dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580214
Put ping pong balls on the ends? I'm sure she'd be willing to slightly dull them for her husband or even that in a monster girl world they'd have solutions for this kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580230
She had to relocate to the capitol for her job, I work for the railway, and could not get a transfer. We really had only known each other for just a few months, it was a fun relationship, but unfortunately while she is a great friend, she just was not what I was looking for in a life mate. You know how it goes, or rather when you get a little older and wiser, you will understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580222
Why don't you want to be carried by your wolfu?

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstack Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12576527
>She starts grinding on my face
>You try to gasp for air, since you're choking from the lack of air from her pussy
>WS: "What was that, you want a break? Do you want to take a breather?"
>As she says this, she slips down and turns so she can look you directly in the face
>WS: "It's futile to resist. It's already to late. Just lett t happen, my little 'papillon""
>She then starts to jam your cock into her dripping hole
>As she was occupied with you, your friend tries to sneak up on her. You assume it's ether to try to get her by surprise, or to try to steal the key she was bragging about earlier
>He is far too drunk to be able to pull anything off, so he just stumbles and falls onto her from behind
>WR: "So came to your senses and decided to join in?" She said with a despicable grin
>She turn around again and starts to suck your friend off
>Your friend tries to back away, but he is far to drunk and she is far to strong
>You both came and collapse on the bar room floor
>WR: "Already done?. I expected more from such young and frisky boys."
>As you slips into unconsciousness, you hear banging and shouting from outside
>It's that old Weresheep you met before you came inside
>WS: "WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU? I warned ya, I fucking warned ya. But did you listen? Nooo."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580255
What about Average Sized Stack Dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580259
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580259
Average sized dragons would still be taller than you, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580263
That's fine.
I'm not sensitive about my height. Just my dick size...WAIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580257
It took you a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580267
It's always funny to see someone reach an epiphany mid-post.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, in the area I am in most dragons here are Ryus, and a few wyverns, they are around 6.5 foot to 8 feet tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580270
Man's gotta sleep and watch hockey matches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580243
Well that's good and all but I'm just wondering how you're not a pile of ashes.

>>12580245
Pride. You've grown on me a bit though. Like, imagine you're about to get the shit beaten out of you by like four guys, your waifu shows up and simply stares them down. You give them the biggest shit eating grin you can as she picks you up and carries you away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580270
>>12580275
Also play some poker with the neighbors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580276
>Pride
I don't see what's wrong with being carried by your wolfu. She's not doing it to embarrass you or try to demean you. She's naturally much bigger and stronger than you and to her it's simply a means for her to show she cares about you.

She may be a top, but it's more of an equal relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577108
I am so sorry I started this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580227
Yah nah

Average Percentage of Subfag Shit 20%
Average Percentage of Domfag Shit 10%
Average Percentage of MG Waifu does... Wat do 5%
Average Percentage of Hathor Stuff 5%
Average Percentage of Bickering 60%
Other Shit 5%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580283
Those Momiji thighs are something else. I want to pour milk over them and lap it all up while she watches, squirming and shuffling about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580291
I like you anon, you have good taste.

I want to brush Ran's tails while I flick Chen's ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580257
Bad End?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580283
>>12580291
Somebody should edit that picture to have semen dripping down her thigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12577509
My dad's cat loved cucumber for some reason.
The cat could always hear when a cucumber was being cut in the kitchen, it could even tell the difference between cucumber and zucchini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580304
That's rather odd behavior for a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580301
Kagerou isn't a futa though, so she can't give Momiji the wolfcream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580304
Picture of a werecat sucking on a whole cucumber when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580299
Traumatic. It won't be a "Then Anon and his friend was kidnapped and locked in the basement" endings.

>>12580306
No shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580283
Not that anon, but I wish she DID embarrass me into a blushing, squirming wreck at her showing of her affections towards me, that she'd drop me on the bed and fuck me to exhaustion, and make me her little spoon as we lie together in bed and her hot breathe tickles the back of my neck and my ears
Spoilered for waifu love fantasies most people won't give a shit about and so that one domfag won't be like
>hurr durr quit shoving ur shitty fetish down our throats no one currs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580307
You know what I meant you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580283
Anon I am a man. A big, BIG man. I'm proud of that, and don't want to be treated like a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580307
So are they like canon lesbians or something?

I've never played Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580307
Did you intentionally pick that image and say that Kagerou isn't futa for irony purposes? If so, bretty gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580315
Yes, Anon. You may be big. But she is a lot bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580307
>wolfcream

The only wolfcream around here is the peppercorn cream I cook to spice up her rib-eye steaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580307
Hathor Damn you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580317
no, it's just a popular pairing because muh dog ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580324
Ah alright, thank you anon for clearing that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580321
Not him but quit trying to push your fetish on people who clearly don't want it. If he says he's big and likes the fact that he's big, saying she's bigger would make her like 10 feet tall and makes you an ass for trying to force your fetish on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580321
I don't care, toppling mountains is what a man does.

"I shall find a way or make one."

-Hannibal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580317
Everyone in 2hu is a lesbian.

>>12580315
Only women can be carried or something? Anon, let go of your 3dpd cultural and societal norms. Let the dire wolfu show you her deepest affections.

>>12580313
I know, anon. I want her to make me feel special. In exchange I'd do what I could for her. Naked apron, indulge in her dirtiest, most lewd fantasies and fetishes. Cook her special dinners. All that fun stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580307
What the actual fuck. I've looked at this picture so many times, and I've never noticed THAT.
Fuck you, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580283
>>12580219

We need more Momiji with long hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580329
>stating the fact that Dire Wolfs are canonically a lot fucking larger than even the tallest man
>DUDE STOP FORCING UR SHITTY FETISH GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580334
>>12580307
Oh fucks sake I just noticed it too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580307

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580332
would yukari be considered a MG then? I know we arent supposed to bring 2hus here, so i will just ask that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12580342
That would put them in giantess tier, even in your dick is too small for them tier, and yes you guys do this every thread, you're no better than the futa fags. People state that they don't want to be carried by their waifu for whatever reason or that they just don't see it for them and you always come in and say shit like >>12580332
>Anon, let go of your 3dpd cultural and societal norms
Calling people faggots for doing what nature has told them to do, and you try to push your fetish on every person that clearly doesn't want it.