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12565673 No.12565673 [Reply] [Original]

I'd like to return this devil that I bought. She must be defective, because there's nothing devilish about her.

>> No.12565679

As a catholic member I can tell you're wrong.

>> No.12565744
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>>12565673
I'm sorry. Our distributor DEVILS R US™ has cancelled the contract, so we won't get any new devils anymore. Please enjoy your devil.

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>> No.12566048

>>12565808
So which one is the real one

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>>12565673
What exactly is the problem? Red hair, red eyes, black sets of wings...everything appears in order.

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>>12566048
Glasses Koa is nice, but long hair or bust.

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>>12565673

Ah, about that, my hetetical friend....


THAT'S BECAUSE YOU POORFAG ORDERED A LOW-PRICE SHITTY LESSER DAEMON.

Earn some money and step up, man.

>> No.12566260

>>12566241

Well... What to start...

Fairy-level mental status?
Not owning an actual name?
Not having any sort of powers?

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>>12566260
This is a Koakuma model, right? Her name should be just what it says on the tin, but low mental status and no abilities is unusual.
Koakuma models can be a bit eccentric; she may be faking it. Try breaking her composure.

>> No.12566346

>>12565673
No can do sir, we have a strict no refund policy.

>> No.12566392

>>12565673
That is almost exactly what Patchouli said when she summoned her.
When Patchouli was still a child she tried to summon a Lesser Demon thinking she could use it to protect her from physical attacks and bullying to compensate for her asthma.
But she screwed up the spell- which also proved to be more strenuous to cast than she anticipated- and all she got was a baby demon.
Having realized that the spell was more dangerous than she thought, sending her back was not an option.
So she wound up raising Koakuma to be something like her valet, and training her to be a librarian.

>> No.12566521

>>12566392
....errrr.... Sauce?

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>>12566521
My dad works for ZUN.

>> No.12566782

>>12566775
is your dad harukawa moe

>> No.12566784

>>12566782
No, he's dead.

>> No.12566853

>>12565673
Cause that's the fanbase acting retarded like usual. ZUN said she's a jerk like other devils.

>> No.12566862
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A fierce demon from the pits of hell

>> No.12566882

>>12566862
May the Lord have mercy on my dick, for I am about to sin.

>> No.12566995
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Oh my Koa

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>> No.12567024

>>12566853
She is a jerk to everyone BUT Patchouli, who she thinks is God and her mother rolled into one.

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>> No.12567422
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Koa a qt

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>> No.12567493

>>12566862
cute demon dude

>> No.12567978
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Curvy devil.

>> No.12568028

>>12567978
God damn I want to put my dick between those thighs.

>> No.12568155
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did you said evil?

>> No.12568185

>>12565673

I will provide you with a shipping label. Please send me the defective devil.

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>>12568155
So fucking sexy, her blowjobs must feel amazing.

>> No.12568266

Post the one where she is misbehavin'

You know the one.

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>>12568028
Thigh sex is the best kid of sex, anon. Only grinding and paizuri come close.

>> No.12568283
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I like to think Koakuma was a real fuckup demon back in hell. She'd accidentally turn the thermostat down, forget to adjust the torture devices right, whimper and tear up during the archdemon's speech to freshly damned souls, that sort of thing. Not a very good devil.
Patchy summoning her was a blessing for all involved.

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>>12568208
like a miracle

>> No.12568665
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Why is the actual devil inside the Scarlet Devil Mansion at the bottom of the power chain?

>> No.12568680

>>12568665
Maybe because she's just born weak and the key identities in SDM are your typial highschool OPed OC characters.
Maybe.

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>>12565673
You should have paid extra for the naughty succubus upgrade.

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>>12568665
According to christianity, Heaven has ranks and power levels. It is not unlikely that the fallen have them too.

>> No.12569323

>>12566853
ZUN didn't even know her name. How the fuck would he know what her personality was like?

>> No.12569329

>>12569323
When asked about it he decided the fan nickname of Koakuma was good enough to be her real name, and that he imagined her with an impish personality. Obviously he doesn't care all that much, but that's his official word.

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>> No.12569364
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ko akuma

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>>12569364
Impostor!

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>>12569364
>>12569371
Took me a moment to realise it wasn't koa.

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This looks like fun.

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>>12569465
Very. Tweak, tweak~
Are they sensitive?

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>> No.12569531

>>12568665

In touhou universe, vampires are also considered as type of demon.

So, in a sense, Remi is a greater demon.

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She doesn't give out her real name because she doesn't want nerds like you summoning her and trying to take your worthless souls for sexual favors.

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>>12570303
You joke, but are still probably half right. Knowing a devil's real name gives you a lot of power over them.

>> No.12570553

>>12570546
Does that mean she will suck my dick?

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>>12570553
Only if you take turns.

>> No.12570568

>>12570555
Take turns doing what?
Summoning?

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>>12570568

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What a useless, pointless girl.

>> No.12570582

>>12570575
Koa, pls.

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I bet that people in hell have odd taste when I comes to naming. Her parents probably gave her some sort of dark and edgy name like Satana Darkmiser Succuboso III. She probably thinks people would accuse her of having 8th grade syndrome and tease her, so she keeps it secret.

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Why haven't you tried summoning a devil?

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>> No.12570887

>>12570756
I summoned a semen demon once.

>> No.12570938

>>12570887

Your hand isn't a demon, dude.

>> No.12570941

>>12569329
>impish personality

Sounds more playful prankster type than jerk.

>> No.12574614

>>12570764
Don't do it.

I'm warning you.

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Chaste succubi are wonderful.

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>>12574614

>> No.12574694

>>12574644
How does she do it?!?!
Truly a demon.

>> No.12574978

>>12566392
You know, I always think that Koakuma might be Remilia's servant back in Transylvania (there were many devils but somehow only Koakuma left), but then she assigned her to become Patchy's assistant when the two first met, as a sign of gratitude or something.

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>>12574617
It's true.

>> No.12575902

>>12567024
Then how come she never broke down when Reimu and Marisa beat the shit out of Patches?
>touhou
>having consistent characterization ever
Oh yeah.

>> No.12576030

>>12574617
I personally have a thing for repentant demons who turned to the faith and now live normal, peaceful lives. If they don a nun garb, all the better.

>> No.12576113

>>12575902
>talking out of your ass

>> No.12576179

>>12575902
Because she has no dialogue.

>> No.12576954

>>12576030

You should probably head over to /tg/ then, they recently came up with a succubus who repented her actions and became a goddess of good.

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>>12577643
You'll get in trouble if the mistress finds you like that, Koa.

>> No.12578127

>>12568155
I like the two-tongued Koa.

>> No.12578208

>>12578127
We all do.

>> No.12578216

>>12566392
>her asthma
I tought Patchy was anemic

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>>12578208
No we don't. She's creepy and needs to die.

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>>12578251
She's creepy but very sexy at the same time. I'd gladly let her rape me, even if I'm still mad for what she did to poor little Flan.

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A terrifying demon from the scary devil mansion.

>> No.12578728
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Why does her head have wings?
Does it fly off sometimes?

>> No.12578843

>>12578728
It acts as the rudder and actually allows her to manage her flight direction.
Trust me on this.

>> No.12578859

>>12578251
She's only creepy because the only two-tongued Koa you saw was in that shitty gorn fanmovie.
If you saw her more often, you would learn to love her.

>> No.12578864

>>12578843
>>12578728
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canard_(aeronautics)

>> No.12578873

>>12578369
I remember that guy on Danbooru who promised a story where Koa is secretly the real mastermind in the SDM.

He never delivered, the faggot.

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>>12578873
The rest of them are mere pawns

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>>12568155
>>12578369

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I desire a session of violent, hateful rape with the sex demon.

>> No.12581164

>>12578728
Cause she's an airhead.

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>>12579907
But who's the rapist?

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>>12581165
That's a good question, but I don't think it matters as long as one of us is clearly in charge.

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>> No.12585579

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6ssFDxTKvE

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>>12585579
That's a cat, not a devil.

>> No.12585664

>>12585654

Oops wrong link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhZFijhFjEc

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>>12566853
Zun said she's a jerk like fairies. Other devils are strong (ie Remilia-strong), she's an irregular amongst devils being weak; just like Daiyousei is an irregular amongst fairies being unusually strong (for a farie, which are basic mob characters).
If you were to translate her race name, it'd be Imp, which her canon description corroborates; and a look into germanic folk tale, imps' descriptions and Koakuma's, as written by ZUN, are virtually the same.


>>12578728
Why do demons have tails?

>>12569323
How does it feel beng a niwaka who can't even google?
>>12566246
Congrats on going against all canon material on her eventhough there's so little of it. Die.
>>12566392
Fuck off to fanfiction.com or something.


If anything she's a freeloader that doesn't cause enough trouble to to SDM to warrant her removal. There's that unused sprite for the extra level, and two cameo in the manga for which ZUN's infamous quality control is known for letting shit past the radar oftentimes.
Doesn't really help that many faggots draw her big breasted, with a kind personality, or call her a fucking succubus while Koakuma is literally her specie. Cannon leaves a lot of possibilities open, yet all you faggot choose to completely ignore the few that's to be set in stone and never give it any form of development. You people revulse me.

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