Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

Try not to overuse reaction images, or delete them after, as image count can hit the cap several hours to over a day before the thread dies.

News is pretty quiet otherwise I think. Love Monster Girls.

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You're waifu is a shit.

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Best monsters.

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>>12563194
Wonderful!

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>>12563194
Success, thank you OP.

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>>12563197
If they fought, Ryu would totally win.

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Remember when I said I'd put off Dragon-chan until next week? I lied.

http://pastebin.com/VKwscqAC
>Dragon looks at some coins

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>>12563201

What on earth is sticking out of her tails? Road flares?

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>>12563205
Of course she would, she's based off the same monster that Shinryu is. She'll wreck you with a tidal wave before you can even get a turn.

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>>12563208
Swords.

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>>12563207
>hoard exhibit
Ara ara, they're that far in the relationship already?

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>>12563197

I just noticed Ryu is jabbing a claw deep into that guys chest.

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>>12563216

She knows the way to man's heart.

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>>12563207
Dammit, why do you keep making her sad?
>>12563216
It's in his armpit.

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>>12563216
Its in his armpit, no wound there.

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>>12563220
The greentext was all suffering all the time. This is much happier.

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>>12563201
Cancelled.

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>>12563224
But I want happiness! Don't make me tell Uncle Alp where you live!
>>12563227
This is sad too.

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[x] Touch Reverse Scale

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>>12563229
Don't! That's what that one guy from Atlantis did!

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>>12563194
>nonretarded op
He actually did it right, the absolute madman

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>>12563229

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>>12563228
Maybe they'll go on an adventure looking for treasure next time~
and find jack shit

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>>12563238
That's how it usually goes.
And then they learn that the adventure is its own reward or some shit

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>>12563229
Is that her vulva scale?

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>>12563229
The question is, where the fuck is the reverse scale?

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>>12563238
She should gold find in Act3 of D2. She'll get billions in hours with proper gear.

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>>12563229
Does that make them mad or lewd or both?

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>>12563229

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>>12563241
Actually they'll get arrested for unlicenced digging at an archaeological site.

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>>12563248
She goes into a rape frenzy.

>>12563249
>pathetic excuse of a dragon girl

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>>12563251
You can't arrest Dragons.
>Screw the rules, I werf flammen!

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>>12563241

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>>12563260
>adventuring is just a job
We need more stuff like that. No "muh nakama" bullshit, just people looking for easy coin by raiding a tomb or some shit, then getting drunk off their asses and going their separate ways.

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>>12563266
Or they are good friends, but they don't constantly go on about friendship while raiding dungeons.

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IT BEGINS

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>>12563268
Fuck off.

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>>12563268
I'm not going to complain about gay mermen, girls deserve their pandering SoL anime too. I am going to complain about fish knees.
>fish knees

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>>12563268
Actually, I'd bathe with that Merman.
...no Alp.
...okay, full Alp.

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>>12563268
So is it like Free?

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>>12563243
Probably different for every Ryu. Also, it changes places when you find it, and you gain 100000 scale points every time you touch it.

So you could be holding hands with her and you suddenly brush against the reverse scale near one of her claws and suddenly it's sixteen-hour rape marathon time. Later on, your wife is sleeping and you try to cover her with a blanket, but turns out that the reverse scale moved to her back, so she wakes up and rapes you for another week.

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Would you raise a slime?

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>>12563278
>sixteen-hour
>not sixteen-day
Are you mistaking her for a shitty lamia waifu now, anon? That's not very neato.

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>>12563283
Naturally. But what's that red thing? Is it something that attracts bad guys to her?

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>>12563285
It's a core. If you cum on it, you get a core medal.

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>>12563285
It's her core

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>>12563285
That's a core.

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>>12563286
>>12563287
>>12563288
Is this some JRPG thing? I've never heard of it. Teach me please.

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>>12563286
So three shots and I unlock a Combo?
Nice. Then I can become a Hero of Justice!

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>>12563290
It's a slime thing, that's how they reproduce. You gotta get The Sauce on the core, otherwise she just uses it as nourishment.

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>>12563291
>learning one combo let's you become a Seigi no Mikata
You're a hundred years too early anon. Back to the dojo with your childhood friend Wyvern!

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>>12563291
Well if you're a human boy, you unlock http://puu.sh/c1ana.mp3

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>>12563290
Anon, this is first grade slime biology. Every slime has a core

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>>12563300
Except Suu, apparently.

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>>12563276
In that it is both aquatic and homoerotic, yes.

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>>12563305
Right, forgot about Suu
Most slimes have a core then

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>>12563305
Maybe it's just in her hair dongle

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So we're going to harass >Less until he draws us a Hydra girl and a milf Anubis playing with Legos, right?

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>>12563295
It works.
>>12563313
So reproduction with Suu would be rubbing two dongles together?

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>>12563299
>ShaUTa
Ew, no. Can't I have TaJaDor? Or at least LaToraTa?

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>>12563295
Lilith is terrible regardless of skin color.
She ruined chapter 21 so hard it's not even funny.

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>>12563316
I'm willing to bully and stare until we get Anumom with Legos, yes.

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>>12563316
I have other concerns.

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The red moon is just around the corner.
Are you going outside or you'll hide till it's over?

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>>12563316
I'd rather we harass him until he quits and never fucking defiles these threads with his shit again.

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I looked up the artist of pic related. Amputee porn everywhere, and a few much nastier things.

What is it with artists? They always have to make things sad. No wonder so many of them end up going crazy and killing themselves...

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>>12563316
>hydra girl
It better be a lamia mating ball with shared personalities and a shared husband.

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>>12563321
>ruined
I think Rachne punishing her like an adult was neat.
>>12563323
Like what?

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>>12563323
Like what? What's more important than legos?

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>>12563316
>>12563322
I'd rather get a drawn representation of her daughter, who still sounds like my freakin' dream girl...

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>>12563327
>What is it with artists?
See also, .less.

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>>12563329
>>12563330
I find myself oddly embarrassed to say anything more than I have horrible spending control.

>>12563327
Just as an example, why is .less' guro stuff so weirdly hilarious?

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>>12563329
I think Cerea not getting her sick ass sword duel isn't neat.
Fuck Rachnee, she's a lying sadistic cunt, on pair with Esdese at both being horrible being and having an awful mentally ill fanbase.

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>>12563328
We discussed this in the last thread.

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>>12563335
>Hates Esdese
>Hates Rachnee
Shit taste detected. Opinion discarded.

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>>12563335
This is bait.

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>>12563334
Because you're fucked up? And not playing with legos that you decided to dig up from your attic?

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>>12563339
>>12563340
This is the kind of shit I'm talking about.

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>>12563327
That's actually kinda cute and funny.

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>>12563319
>hating Shota
Why?

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>>12563344
YNO would be displeased.

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Jolly cooperation time?

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>>12563343
That image? Or the artist's gallery of amputee porn?

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>>12563347
>That little boy over there stole my juice!
>Get him!

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>>12563344
>I only just got the pun
Oh goddammit.

>>12563341
Fucked up, yes. Not wanting to play with LEGOs? It's more that I'm too poor to have ever had anything more than Duplo, and I'm not even sure I have any of that stuff anymore.

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ETA on EMG being translated?

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>>12563347
>Elf dominating Orc
There's nothing jolly about it.

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>>12563348
That image, compared to the other creepier one. I'm not gonna look at any gallery on amputee porn, duder.

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>>12563352
Already done.

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>>12563351
You're pretty depressing, man.

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>>12563351
Are you watching Drive, Kamen Anon?

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>>12563357
So where's the colored Octowitch?

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Would you go on a quest of revenge for you dead waifu and daughteru?

Don't answer that
A rhetorical question

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>>12563362
Can I still say yes?

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>>12563362
those who hunt monsters anon

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>>12563358
Uhuh. If I find myself with enough money, I'mma go buy myself a LEGO Miliano.

>>12563360
It started already?! Shit, I haven't even finished Gaim...

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>>12563354
Good, just checking. Also: are you implying that this image is creepy? She's adorable.

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>>12563367
Yeah, subbed by OT, only the first episode is out though.

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>>12563362
That depends, is my quest properly written, with proper angst and my character not being swayed by a bunch of dumb teens?

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>>12563368
Yeah, it's the tits. If she was just a bird with a girl's head she'd be adorable.

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>>12563370
no

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>>12563372
>no
I would like to retract my previous statement, this kind of quest is of no interest to me.

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>>12563368

those talons give me a fearboner

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>>12563372
Then no.

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>>12563367
>He didn't watch Drive
You literally missed Maximum Spider, the Rider Kick

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>>12563370
Ignore >>12563372
anon

If you liked Max Payne 1 and 2's writing it's gonna basically be that

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>>12563380
>Max Payne
Finnish angst? I'm very much down with this again.

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>>12563379
Would you let a manticore give you the FUCKING SPIKE

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>>12563201
>>12563204
>>12563236
I was awake this time. Been an awkward cycle of new thread timers but there we go.

Also; http://pastebin.com/5HQ0qinu

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>>12563384
That's a good girl. Now if only people knew this exists...

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>>12563384
If only people would bookmark this...


>>12563380
I'm for that.

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>>12563383
>That fucking kick
Note to self, finish Gaim, move on to Drive. ASAP.

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>>12563375
Fearboners are the hardest boners, anon!

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>>12563368

its a girl with animal parts, of course its creepy

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>>12563361
It's somewhere, it'll be done when I get the energy.

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>>12563362
It would be a A PAYNE IN DA BUTT

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Your Gazer girlfriend wants you to do an LP of Other M with her.

What do you do?

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>>12563396
What thread do you think you are in?

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>>12563401
"Let's play Prime instead".

And so we did.

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>>12563401
Ask her if it's a serious, or mocking LP.
If the latter, agree.
If the former, sit her down for a serious talk.

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>>12563401
Tell her Samus's baby can fuck off and pop in Prime

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>>12563399
Take it easy on yourself, Hound. I love your work. If you need a break then you deserve it.

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>>12563401
>Other M
>LP
Crystal Pepsi.jpeg

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>>12563404
>"I hate the Prime series! Especially 2!"
>Gazer GF leaves you
>You decide to continue playing anyway

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>>12563368
I can take or leave how much of a bird this lady is, but she is one of the few harpies that gets posted here that doesn't look like a child, which endears her to me greatly.

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>>12563409
>Hating Prime
>Liking Other M

Why were we dating her in the first place again?

she was the kind of girl who like David Cage games wasn't she?

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>>12563409
My Gazer GF had such shit taste right under my nose...!? I can't be...!

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>>12563401
>Gazer girlfriend
as if

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>>12563413
>David Cage
Heavy Rain was good though.

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>>12563401
I don't play video games

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>>12563401
Suggest playing through Prime or Super Metroid instead
If she declines, then the relationship is over right then and there
If she REALLY wants to play, I'm getting drunk for that shit

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>>12563414
Not every girl can have good tastes, anon.

>you force her to sit down and play Prime 3
>she's constantly complaining
>after a while of playing, and talking in the Ridley voice, she starts to have fun

>>12563420
I don't know how I got through that game sober.

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>>12563425
>qt gazer gf doing the "It's a livin'! AAAAHH" voice
Oh fuck me it's the HNNNNNNG.

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>>12563425
I don't know how I got through it sober either, Anon

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>>12563418
That's like saying getting hit in the nose is better than getting hit in the dick... Twice.

Fuck David Cage holy shit

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>>12563426
>"Still falling!"
>she turns away and mutters
>"...for you..."

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>>12563430
I don't understand. I liked Heavy Rain. What do dicks have to do with anything?

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>Liam will never reveal his status as a Stage 1 Alp.
>You will never guide him on his way to becoming a woman, with your dick.

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>>12563401
Tell her to play Prime instead.

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>>12563386
>>12563391
I've added a link-button to the site and put it at the top of the pastebin at least, should be fine.

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>>12563401
>'So the entire crux of Other M's plot revolves around how Samus was in a coma so creepy scientist could scrape some Metroid off her suit.'
>'Well yeah wouldn't you?'
>'No! I'd masturbate, set the ship to autopilot, take a fap nap and I'm ready to tell the Feds shit was fucked up. Samus can do it, you think it doesn't get lonely in that ship?'
>'So Adam forces you to not use your powers because they don't want Samus to lose her powers. I get that, but it's retarded anyway. She doesn't work for him, and has no actual reason to respect him.'
>'She's the closest to a father figure she has.'
>'Guts Adoptive Father is a better father figure than this Military Cardboard Cutout.'
>'Are you going to do this all LP?'
>'Is Samus going to emote as much as Lighting all LP?'

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>>12563438
One can always hope.
Now some drawfag needs to draw a shota coming home from school, only to be Hobbesed by a Jinko as he opens the front door.

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>>12563434
Because I honestly would rather get hit in my dick twice over playing Indigo Prophecy or Beyond Two Souls.

I'll give it to you that Heavy Rain is the best one but I'd still rather get my nose broken than play that game.

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>>12563434
David Cage is a hack who sucks as a director so much, that the movie industry wants nothing to do with him. So he turned to games instead.
Fuck Cage.

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>>12563438
We need more jinkos!

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>>12563442
>rather get my nose broken
These are the words of a person who has never felt actual pain. Or you're just mentally unstable. Either way please stop talking.

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>>12563443
you sound angry

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>>12563447
I bet his mom walked in on him when Ethan was taking a shower and she now thinks he plays homoerotic games.

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>>12563440
>"Samus was scared of Ridley due to trauma she experienced as a child"
>"Where the hell was this fear when she fought him on Zebes for the first time? Or the eight other times she fought him in the Prime series?"
>"I...well..."
>"Face it, it's bad fan fiction."
>"SHUT UP!"
>She she takes off her sweaty Mario t-shirt, and throws it at your face before walking away

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>>12563446
>not understanding hyperbole

I'll give it to you If I was serious about that you'd be 100% right, but come on.

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>>12563418
That game that's entire plot revolves around how Jason died when he shouldn't have?
Seriously, the Car was slow to a stop, Ethan dove in front of the car, and the human body is not a balloon that pops under the slightest pit of pressure.
Not to mention that Cage was actually thinking of giving Ethan and the Killer a Psychic link, but someone thank god, talked him out of it.

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>>12563452

>Mario
>implying in a MG world, the roles wouldn't be reversed
>With Maria, a lamia plumber trying to save a shota prince

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>>12563459
Uh-huh. I still liked it. And guess what? I'm going to keep liking it no matter how much you bitch. This isn't related to Monster Girls, let's stop talking about it.

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>>12563459
Remember how Chunky was the killer?

Remember how dumb that was?

>IT WAS ME ETHAN
>IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

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>>12563462
Lamia can't jump, making them unfit for the Mario role.

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>>12563467

Fuck off

P
A
T

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>>12563469
How about a Dragon girl? She'd be collecting coins and shooting fireballs like Mario.

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>>12563478
I think a Dragon would be better as Bowser though right?

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>>12563482
Bowser was a giant turtle, not a dragon.

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>>12563472
>Pat

Come on anon I'm twice his size and don't nearly have as shit taste as him

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>>12563482
Dennis Hopper is Bowser anon.

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>>12563482
then who plays the role of mario

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>>12563482
>creepy monster who can't get a date without rape
Oomukade.

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Small update. Starts at 3210. http://pastebin.com/41LJVkje
Hope you guys enjoy.

Vote carefully. You're down to where each leads to pretty separate ends at this point. So, you know, make sure to vote with the upper brain and not the lower brain.

http://strawpoll.me/2728818


I've had less time than I thought to write lately but I'll try to get a Meat and Metal update and another short finished by the end of the week.

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>>12563486
tomasu mud golum

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>>12563483
>Turtle

Holy shit it's been so long since I played Mario I'm I'm quite sorry for fucking that up

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>>12563484
Pat has okay taste.
It's Woolie who has shit taste.
He likes Naruto, Short hair girls and Pie.
Everyone knows
OP>Naruto
Long Hair>Short Hair
Cake>Pie.
Five bucks bet Woolie would like Rachnee too, both of them would lie together

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>>12563495
>Long Hair>Short Hair

them's fightin' words.

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>>12563495
>Everyone knows
Huh, I actually agree with these statements.
>>12563496
Bring it, bitch.

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>>12563495
>Long Hair > Short Hair
Now, I'm a man who likes both short and long hair, but son, those are some dangerous statements

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>>12563495

I fucking DEFY you to name a cake that can come close to pumpkin pie or a peach cobbler.

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>>12563501
Mmm-hmmm. Peach cobblah.

ONE MAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE

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>>12563501
>Pumpkin pie
>anything but garbage

I don't even like cake either but god does pumpkin pie suck a fat one

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>>12563501

>This man has never eaten pumpkin butter cake.

Imagine this. Thin yellow cake, with pumpkin pie filling mixed with cream cheese on top.

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>>12563506
Blueberry pie is best pie, and even then cake wins.

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>>12563501
Pecan pie is superior to all other pies.

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>>12563508
Blueberries are garbage. All sweet and no tang. Almost every other berry is superior.

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>>12563508
Pecan Pie > All

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>>12563506
Woah now Anon, you need to hold your horses
Saying cake beats pie is one thing, but talking shit about pumpkin pie is some mighty fighting words

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>>12563495
didn't think the sort of bandwagon hatred of Naruto would also transfer over from /a/

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>>12563512
Bring it you fucking alp!

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>>12563509
>>12563511

I bet you suckers don't even use real cane syrup to make yours.

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>>12563506

>these shit tastes

October is the best month, my great-grandmother used to make me pumpkin pie and salted pumpkin seeds. It's a tradition I've kept going.

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>>12563513
>he doesn't know the joke

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>>12563510
>blueberries are garbage
So it's come to this, has it? Endless war will engulf us.
>>12563513
>bandwagon
I don't know about him, but I've dropped Naruto twice, and hate it for actual reasons.

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>>12563515
now that's just insulting, anon. Also, we should probably talk about Monstergirls.
I like Jinkos, and I want a Jinko to make me pecan pie.

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I want to shove my peach cobblah deep into an alp's boypussy.

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>>12563523
I want a Dragon to steal your pie before you can eat it

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>>12563515
I use beat syrup. But I use muscovado sugar instead of granulated.

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>>12563526
that's awful.

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>>12563529
Yeah, that's Lex Luthor tier evil.

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>>12563371
>Yeah, it's the tits. If she was just a bird with a girl's head she'd be adorable.
"Boobs are creepy, why isn't she just a bird?" -never change, 4chan.

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>>12563529

Woolie stole 40 pies. That's four tens, and that's awful.

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>>12563513
>Even arguing about big three garbage

You get to a point where you just don't feel like watching hundreds and hundreds of episodes of powerlevel shounen stuff. I got burned out after Sailor Moon, DB+DBZ, Inuyasha, etc. back in the day. Saw the first season of Bleach, most of the first of Naruto and One Piece and I was just not interested in dealing with any of that anymore.

I think after a certain point, people just feel so invested that they just want to see how it ends.

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>>12563501
Cake is only a dessert. Pie is versatile, it can be a main course, a dessert, or even thrown at a clown.

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>>12563537
>Meat pies
Now that is just not playing fair comrade!

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Can your waifu make all this food you love?

Does your family have any secret recipes, and would they teach her so she can make it for you?

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>>12563526
When no one was looking, Alexandra took forty pies. he took forty pies.
That's as many as for tens.
And that terrible.

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>>12563535
>watching
There's your problem right there, you don't watch One Piece, you read it. And it doesn't really have powerlevels. AND it has Monster Girls.

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>>12563540
>Implying we're not the househusband cooks

Depending on where we live, I'd have a hell of a time finding a bunch of ingredients for old local family dishes.

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>>12563525
>eww it's all sticky
>why would you do this man?
>I wanna go home and fuck my childhood friend

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>>12563542
>One Piece Monster Girls
Why yes, yes indeed.

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>>12563537
You've obviously never had smorgsascake.

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>>12563549

I swear, every single time. The fucking talons always put the fear of god into my dick.

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>>12563552
Don't you want to build a snowman with her?
>the current flashbacks might show us a loli Monet

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None of you people would become an alp right?

You wouldn't be a cute little alp so you could please an anon

Right?

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>>12563543
You or your waifu, works for both.

Your family could just teach you instead.

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>>12563556
I'd be an Alp alright, and I did it before it was cool!

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>>12563558
Why should they teach me? I already know.

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>>12563556
I would an Alp, but I don't think I'd become Alp. It's not hard to imagine that many of these /a/ outcasts would love to be the little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563543

What's the etiquette for cooking for mgs? Would you serve a harpie a fowl or eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563564
Especially weird when some of us are lumberjack tier and STILL want to. This is why you guys always bully, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563540
I like to think that Holstaurus are naturally good cooks. I can't cook for shit, but I'm a meat and potatoes guy so its not too hard to cook for me, just leave out the green shit, and no spicy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563565

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563565
Why not? She's a Harpy, as long as it isn't Harpy eggs (or any other sapient being's eggs), I don't see a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563566
all alp pictures suggest that they need to be bullied. and they like it too, alp. Now please keep working on Wurm Wrangler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563491
Do we only find out what succumom left on the counter with the stay home sick option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563539
>Pies not assumed to be savoury
Anyone mind opening a window? it's getting American in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563566
That and bullying is really fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563571
>Wurm Wrangler
But I don't waaant tooo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563469
>Lamia can't jump

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563575
Do you want to get butt bullied?

If not then fucking get on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563565

Depends entirely on their culture. Some people love chowing down on monkey's and apes. They probably taste pretty decent, like a cross between squirrel and pork.

But tons of silly people go OH MY GOD EWW when the fish they're served has a head on it. Those same people will tear into a glorified giant seabug like a crab.

So totally depends on culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563573
what is savoery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563575
Do I need to put the candles and whips away? Because I'll do it, I'll stop bullying you until you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563578
All according to keikaku...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563578
he does want to be butt bullied, you need to withhold the bullying. also, if a fit guy goes alp, does she remain a fitcubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563565
Sure, why not? We eat mammals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563583

It's one of the key flavors. Usually associated with meat and stew.

Sweet
Sour
Savory
Bitter

etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563587
All that muscle turns to HEALTH. So a HEALTHy succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563583
A typo on you just made.

[Anonymous No.]

Well this thread got gay fast. Fucking /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563573

Americans love chicken pot pie and shepard's pie and such. It's just not something that gets cooked at home hardly at all anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563594

Over in Michigan, everyone is crazy for pasties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563572

You find out regardless which option you choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563592
Everybody is just having a gay old time, Daddy-O.
Still need more Alp art

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563589
As the guy who wrote that, this is not what I meant and not what that word means generally.
> Of food or drink: having a salty, piquant, or ‘umami’ taste or flavour; not sweet. Also: of or relating to such food or drink
Thanks OED. "umami" is what you're referring to there, which is a silly way of saying "glutamic acid".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563597
>flandre yelling gay.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563597

I don't know why people prefer female Alps.


Half the fun of an Alp is fucking the male so hard he grows a pussy for you to use and breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563596
Ah, okay. I was just wondering. Wasn't gonna vote that one anyway, since it seems to be another of the retarded thinking with your dick options that results in bitches going crazy and then bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563597
I want to spank an alp after I pump its boypussy full of baby cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563602
>fucking the male
Somebody just earned a free weekend at Uncle Alp's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563567
I'd assume that Holstaurus would try and have something dairy made with their milk at every meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563602

They don't become Alps until they lose the dick. Otherwise you're just fucking an Incubus who has yet to Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563607
But of course. I'd be well fed with a Holstaurus wife I bet, and she'd be well and lovingly dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563602
>female alps

There are no male alps. You seem to be working under the impression that, in the three stages, the first one is an alp, that's an incubus. Stage 2 is and three is the alp stage, since they become a girl then,. There are no male/intersex monstegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563607

I imagine butter made from her milk would totally replace any use of oil or any other grease.

>We use real UNSALTED butter in this house young man

[Anonymous No.]

>Ara, ara. Didn't you say you love Yanderes? Why would you try to leave our home, anon? The outside world is dangerous, someone might just snatch you up!
>I'll just have to make sure you can't leave again~

[hobbling ensues]

THIS IS THE LIFE YOU CHOSE. SAY NO TO YANDERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>Succubi and alps are "okay" now

What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563617
Finally someone sane! But keep quiet, not liking yanderes is against the rules.
>>12563618
Alps have always been okay anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563617
That's YANGIRE YOU ASSHOLE! Stop trying to ruin yandere's reputation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563622
Never stick your dick in crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563621
Okay to make fun of and break the balls of anyone who liked them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563617
But she's right. There's so many mean monstergirls out there that want to sully your innocence. A yandere will stop them but lovingly raping you herself so nobody else can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563624
Aww, is someone ashamed of their sexuality? That's what boys who can't admit their feelings act like you know! But it's okay, Uncle Alp's is the place for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563623
That only applies to obsessive/possessive where yandere is concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563628
Crazy=don't stick D in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563618
alps are ok to bully, I still don't like succubutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563627
Implying. No I'm not ashamed, I just don't want to see this place become /a/2.0, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563628

Which is all yandere. There is no reasonable version of yandere, it's all obsession and paranoia. The type of shit that will only get worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563611
>>12563614
I am now thinking about a Holstaurus wearing only an apron. What a great image!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563633
>/a/2.0
What do you mean? Aren't most of us exiles from /a/ anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563637
yes, this is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563629
I don't care what you say, yandere is love. All you have to do is not be an idiot in how you treat het, anyone killed by a yandere is either a clueless betamax or scum like makoto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563633
but this is /a/ 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563637
Naked apron is the greatest thing to surface the Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563634
I swear to god, I want to punch my monitor! There are three types of yandere, obsessive, possessive and obsessive/possessive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563642
>Makoto
>scum
He had a harem and he knew what it was for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563646

Is it autism awareness day already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563639
>>12563644
I meant full of /y/ lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563652
But boy's love is the best! All Monster Girls want to schlick while watching cute shota kiss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563651
This has been discussed ad nauseam, yet shittalkers like you can't stop lumping all types together, it's like saying all Japanese swords are the same. Get educated before you post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563660
>discussed ad nauseam
Well I've never been part of any such discussion, anyone care to fill me in? Why is insanity not shitty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563656
No, keep that shit on /a/ and /y/.

>>12563647
>gets a sheltered, emotionally weak girl pregnant and dumps her
>not scum

Not saying he deserved to die the way he did, but I feel nothing for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563656
I...

I'm not even sure if you're a monster or just fucking gay anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563640
>>12563645
Agreed! Just make sure she isn't holding a knife when you grope her from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563668
Or I could be joking. But are you going to take that chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563670
I'm just going to not go near you.

Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563663
Look man, I'm on my laptop, and all my stuff in on the desktop, maybe I post the capture explaining the three types late, I'm too tired for this shit right now, and don't want to type it all out again. Just know you're talking shit. Spoilered for blogging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563663
This explains everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563674
You're not getting away boya~
...sorry. But you were asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563676
Thank you for saving that, didn't type it out for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563681

That's fine and all, but you're still dealing with a dangerous personality type that needs to be handled with kid gloves at all times and doesn't explain why Yandere isn't dangerous or not shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563676
Okay, from what I can see there's three different types of mental instability under the label "yandere", and they're all shit when I could have a sane girl instead.
Yandere is shit, in other news water is wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563637
I imagine this every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563685
>deep love
>shit
Anon, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563688
Why imagine when we have Hound's waifu?
>>12563690
>calling that love
Eww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563677
I NEED A PALADIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563692
Because that's Hound's waifu, his third of fourth so far, not mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>sexually bullying monster girls

Do you have the BALLS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563692
>Hound's waifu
>Wanting used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563695
You want to play Paladin and Squire?
>the Paladin and the Squire are caught in a storm
>have to take shelter in a cave
>can't get a fire going
>must share body heat to survive
Sure you need a Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563699
Only for Cyclopes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563701
Stop trying to make people in to alps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563683
Did you read it? I never stated that an type is not dangerous, I explained how and when they become dangerous, and how to avoid going n a nice boat. The danger is a tradeoff you get for absolute devotion, can't have your cake and eat it too faggot, not even monstergirls are that good. By your logic, monstergirls are as shitty as yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563692
>tiny head on huge body
>massive perfect circle balloon tits
>abs copied and pasted onto a midsection that makes no sense
nah, I'm good. I even like cow tits and brown but Crabman really dropped the ball on character design, as well as proportions and basic fucking anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563701
>scared.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563692
>that anatomy
PUKING WITH THE FORCE OF THE MOST PROJECTILE VOMITING COMPILATION YOU CAN FIND, TO THE POWER OF FUCKING INFINITY AND BEYOND

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563298
It's a jOOOke anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Your monster girl waifu wants you to jerk off daily and go unwashed for a week or two before she'll have sex with you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563709
>>12563714
This is easier than I thought. Ohohoho! But we still need new Alp art. Phase 2 only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563701
>>12563709
Squire, attend me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563721
>I take a shower every single day
>I start to feel dirty after just one day of not showering
Welp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563721
Kotowaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>You are now aware of the fact that you will most likely end up in a boyslut harem to a dominant mg, forced to take boy cock more often than you taste pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563728
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563685
>>12563683
Let me put it this way,
Obsessive Yandere, the lightest of them all, is easily the least dangerous. At its mildest, the girl only does things like showing up for that date early, and keeping pictures of fun times with you in an album, even then triggered by a lack of any loving person among family or friends save for you.

In this case, she only wants to be around you as much as possible, but is reluctantly willing to take time away from you when you need space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563728
Except that I wont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563728
>>12563731
no, don't go on, taking boy dick is not part of the discussion of these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563726
Kaito's probably not the best person to quote when it comes to strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563721
What is she, an Akaname? I've got work in the morning.
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563734
But that's how Alps are made!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563737
Not necessarily, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563737
this is true, and I would an alp, but the process should stay somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563737
Not exclusively. Go read their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563735
And despite all that, he still got to be in the Top 2 for deciding the fate of the world, with his own strength and nobody else's, and his resolve unwavering from the start til the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563743
Thank you, but I like it better my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563721
Will she be doing the same? Cause fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563745
And yet in the end he had to have Kouta teach him how to use his fucking weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563728
>IT BEGINS

Fucking. Alp. Enablers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563737
>>12563743
I would imagine in most cases, Alps are made when a boy is getting raped by an MG and while it's happening he thinks,
>"Huh. I'd much rather be fucking boypussy right now."
Not by actually fucking boypussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563705
1. Stop being mean to skinny anime cyclopes
2. Cyclopes are supposed to be huge hulking giants, why are the ones around here always so petite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563728
Yeah no. Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

Kamen faggot why are you wasting posts on not monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563758
At least I'm not wasting images. And there's a few of us here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563754
1. I love being mean to skinny cuties.
2. Huge hulking giants aren't cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563761
>huge hulking giants aren't cute
Time to post THAT again. And by THAT I mean THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563758
Deleted my image. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563749
>Yet in the end
I doesn't even matter, Anon, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563763

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563737
Alps are incubi who were homos all along and destroy their capacity to produce spirit energy, and thus become female, no dick need be involved to become an alp, reaching stage 3 does, but by then they're female. Only glorious heterosexuality in KC Land, Praise Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563762
See? Totally uncute. Also kinda chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563759
That's what I meant, Image posts.

>>12563763
Thank you.

>>12563768
Please follow suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563774
I did it before you even posted, so haaaaaaaaa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563769
Thank you, but I prefer it my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563777
And this makes you happy? You don't get many wins do you?
>smug Nakoruru.gif

[Anonymous No.]

Boyslut harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563778
No alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563783
>monkey girls

Kill them, kill them with fire, poison and jungle devastation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563783
that was such a good manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563781
... That was mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are queen slimes the best?

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all the faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563788
Talk shit get hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563792
Alp enablers have brought this new pestilence on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563761
> Huge hulking giants aren't cute.
You will anger the oni fans.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about your "waifu".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563795
It was still too mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563801
There's always loli Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563802
Fuck you Freud. No matter what I say you're going to try and make it sound like I want to fuck my mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563799
>new pestilence
How is this new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563791
>swimming around in other guys' jizz while being molested constantly
>best

Naw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563785
Alps gonna Alp dawg, what you gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563803
I don't care.

>>12563806
>onis from hell

NOPE.

>>12563810
Alps were always taken as a joke, and as something to be mocked, and if you got raped b one you're at the bottom of the barrel. Then people who would fuck alps started coming in here since the move and here we are. It wasn't like this before, even if they were present, they were one of those inored monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563819
Go paladin on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563826
You know what military types like paladins call it? Brotherhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563724
Ready, sir!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563823
Why are you so mean, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563823
>NOPE.
What's wrong with hell-onis? She's so cute~
I'd almost let her peg me with that iron bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563835
Hello nega, and goodbye.

>>12563833
You wouldn't happen to be an alp would you? If so, get in the box, you were never meant to last.

>>12563830
I don't understand what you're saying. You saying paladins re gay?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12563705
Hitomis bullied enough.

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

Well-dressed foxes
Big strong elves with gig scary guns
Lilim turns her chessboard into a Queen on shota King orgy
Deep sea monstergirls are still a terrifying prospect
A SoL about Sol
Followers of Hathor scribe the Book of Moo
Yandere Holstauri and plantgirls. What a crazy farm to live on
Hound colours that one Hathor image
Monstergirls definitely never infiltrated the thread and kidnapped half the population
Please do not bully the alp. Unless it's with the dick
/mgt/ debates the morality of killing your waifu or yourself to save the other. The only winning move is to never have a waifu
A friendly succubus visits
.less colours the Ra/Ammy/Hathor image
Protests and riots on the streets of MGC
Bioware writes a story about lamias
Geese harpies are assholes
/mgt/ goes to kindergarten
Anon builds the ISS with his Anubis waifu
/mgt/ gets a job at monstergirl Hooters
Dargoth, currently translating MGQ: Paradox, is looking for translators to help speed things up
Werecats in spats
Manticore re-enacts "Misery" on writefag Anons so she can be written about again
Teacher Anon gives extra credit

I consider these recaps punctual so long as they're within 500 posts of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563841
>You saying
No, of course not. But I AM saying that what you call gay is brotherhood to them, and, well... they are a very, very close brotherhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563852
Good, good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563852
Good job as always Recap-anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563853
Okay you're confusing close bonds with gayness, and what you're implying would not be allowed by the chief god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563852
Well done! Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563852
Don't forget
>still no pictures of shrine maiden holstauri
>no Hathor filling milk bottles
>no baby making with Hathor and an initiate holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563859
>confusing
I've served in the army, I know what "brotherhood" means. And it is not gay because it is not called that. It's only a sin if you call it that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563852
Ha, as always, thank you for your service. Stay based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563865
Sooo, you're applying the brojob rule?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563868
Yes? You know Paladins are seething with forbidden feelings and there are some bodily functions that need to be seen to. There is no sin if it is done just to maintain a healthy body, as keeping your body healthy is what the scriptures tell you to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563873
>>12563873
>Terry Taliban and his Man Love Thursdays rationalization detected
No different than "It's not gay if you're underway"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563873
Oh now I get it, you're talking about stuff like jacking off together and THAT type of roughhousing. That's cool, as long as no dick in ass or other places, I think you're okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563877
Hey don't blame me, I'm not a paladin who needs to justify this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563877
Only the catcher's gay bro. The rules go back to ancient Greece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563861
I've got an idea I've been thinking about for the recapping. Right now I've just been noting what happens in the thread.

What if I started writing down a shortlist of popular, yet unfilled ideas for any writefags, drawfags or otherwise? People can just see the idea, go back to the thread for additional info, and do what they want this it.

Example:

>In the previous thread:

>words
>more words
>bad jokes

>Current Idea shortlist

>Anubis MILF playing with LEGO
>Shrine maiden Holstaurus
>Hathor filling milk bottles
>baby making with Hathor and an initiate Holstaurus

Seem okay? Or too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563882

There's nothing gay about sucking cock or taking it in the ass.

You just have to ask yourself if you love the cock. If the answer is no, you're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563891
You're not funny. If you're serious, then you are hopelessly deluded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563882
>The pitcher is less gay than the catcher, still gay though

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563887
I like it. It helps get attention from drawfags and writefags, too, yes.
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563887
More than okay, but not at all too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563887
Also, speaking of requests, I really liked
>Child boy and wyvern girl pretending to be knight-dragoon pair, including small wooden swords/sticks and made-up improvised armour, please, if you're still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563877
Hey, somebody got paid to watch that.

[Anonymous No.]

So would you an Apophis if she were Blueberry/Genie-flavored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563887
Yeah, sounds coo'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563906
>Miss Grapesnake, I wish the Pharaoh was removed!
>Now, now, you have to RUB me first...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563887
I like it. Maybe put it in a pastebin as well so it can be added to the OP when a new thread rolls around

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563873
This is why Paladin girls have to make secret visits to those monstergirl run strip clubs. All these paladins are fucking each other while those poor girls only have mister handy and a stack of bills to toss at humanboy strippers. It's a wonder how they can even focus on their work, due to how pent up they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563912
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Have you drank your milk today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563906
>Indian Blue
This actually looks a lot better than I thought it would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563932
Yeah, straight from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563932
Of course. Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563932
I have some chocolate syrup as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563929
Man I love fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563906
Looked like she was wearing a sweater for a moment from the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563929
That mouth looks familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563929
>that nub

Is that a mouthgina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563929
For some reason I find this strangely erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563929
what does this even say?
>>12563944
Where can I see a translated version of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563932
Yes, and about to drink another glass.

Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563932
I had Almond Milk

[Anonymous No.]

I had forgotten about women entirely, funny that. But now that I see >>12563873, yeah, you're gay. Infigay when you consider that the chief god is all about human x human doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563964
Dick her? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563964
All day every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563964
I would raise one, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563985
To be your cocksleeve, amirite?
No, but seriously, daughteru dicking is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563988
>Muh morals

Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563988
There should be a "Do not dick the daughteru" image in the same style as "Do not sexualize the Miku"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563992
It's not really about morals as much as it is that I just want a daughteru to hug without trying to jam my dick in her. I can get that from my wife.
That's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563988
Did you forget where you are? You're gonna get that V whether you want it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563992
Don't you have an AgK thread to be posting in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563994
Because the opposite won't be made, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon Teacher adventures

Yes. Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563998
They're arguing whether or not Minefags and Esdeathfags are arguing with each other or not right now. I'm cereal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563998
I don't know, is there one up?
>not knowing daughter dicking is approved by the monster lord

I don't care what setting you subscribe to, I will dick my daughteur and you alps can go fuck yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564007
>Alps can go fuck themselves
Hey Less, please draw a flustered phase 2 Alp with a chiseled body using her spadetail for masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564007
>Not wanting to fuck a child or NTR your wife makes you gay
This is why we don't like you people, because enough of you are fucking assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563995
What if your daughter eats a rare mushroom that will make her a futa and you could stop the transformation by dicking her? Would you stand by and do nothing while she becomes a freak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563964

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564011

Kill her. I can make another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564009
>ntr

Get a new argument, did you ever stop to think I'm a widower, dick police kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563964
Specifically, that kitsune daughter and her mother, my dick is still mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564004
The fact you know what's going on in those threads is bad enough.
>>12564007
>Not Dicking the Daughteru makes you gay
>Have moral standards makes you gay.
You are what is wrong with society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564011
Well, that's what her boyfriend can help her with. I tell him to take responsibility and fuck my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564015
Its a pretty solid argument when the wife is around. Either way it just goes to show you that you people will come up with any excuse to fuck your child no matter how bad it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563964
I'd rather an imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564018
>bad enough
But anon, I'm fanning the flames. It's glorious to see them hate each other, and AgK threads are shit anyway so I'm morally justified in it. Praise the Esdragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564014
>would rather kill his daughteru than dick her

Poor child. Truly anti daughteru dickers are the scum of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564021

Can mgs have human children? This would open a whole new world of incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564026
>Giving a bullshit scenario and getting a bullshit response means you're right.
Even if you're being ironic its still shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564028
They can have human sons, though depending on who you ask the ratio of how often is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564026
To be fair, I would rather have her boyfriend on hand for the occasion.

Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564020
But it's not the only reality there is.

>excuse

Like I give a fuck what any of you prudes think. Sure, being a bitch boy, footstool cum dispenser is perfectly fine, but daughteru dicking goes too fat, alp please.

>>12564018
>you are what I wrong in society
>expressing a desire to dick my nonexistent monster daughteru makes me some kind of monster

I bet you think videogames turn kids into killers too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564025
The show could've been so much better if Esdese and the Jaegers were a part of the good guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564038
Stop using Alp as an insult, it's offensive to Alps.
>>12564040
But they ARE the good guys, defending the Empire from rebel scum and bonding with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564038
It's going to take ten Akanames to lick the flith off of this shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564038
>I'm a prude because I don't want to go against nature and fuck my offspring.
>Implying I don't hate those horrible ultra subfags with a passion.
>Implying because my taste is different than yours it makes me an alp
Got any other arguments I can destroy? I highly doubt you have anything reasonable to say. Just keep up with the damage control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564045
But...they kill people for fun
I don't wanna see good guys kill people for fun.
They should've joined Night Raid and make the team as a whole less shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564035

Would you a mother mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564045
>>>/tumblr/

>>12564046
Implying it wasn't you dick police bastards that started this. You're the shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564050
>killed people for fun
Not ALL of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564051
Yes because I am going to make my wife a mother several times over.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys! Just here to remind you that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564058
Oh dear god, he got taken by a Monster Girl.

It's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564058
What? What is it? What are you here to remind us about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564025
I will praise nothing from that series. It is garbage than may even Surpass Hitman Reborn in how garbage it is. Least of all will I praise some bitch whose evil because she can be.
>>12564038
No, I just think a person who wants to stick their dick in their baby/toddler/child/teen because 'it's mine, I do what I want with it' is a fucking walking sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564058

Oh no, he died before he could tell us what to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564056
Exactly. And the ones that didn't should join Night Raid, thereby making it less shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564049
>Damage control

I'll say it again, I don't care what you think. You're applying real world morality to a setting meant to indulge in a myriad of fetishes, no matter what you say, it rings hollow, because we all know what goes on here. Chief God adherent please go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564061
>from that series
Esdragon isn't from "that series", she's a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564058
Red moon tonight.
Anon disappears.

Coincidence? I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564052
But anon, I was the one who answered rather rationally to>>12564011. Meanwhile, you're kind of flying off the handle here.

Whatever joke was being made earlier, doesn't seem like a joke anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564066
I think the butler - I mean maid - did it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564061
What if she wants me to dick? What then>

>the you should refuse because reasons

How about no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564063
But why would they join the bad guys who are trying to destroy civilized society?
>>12564066
So is someone going to write about a Kunoichi trying to return Pharaoh back to her original body and foiling Grapesnake's heinous plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564065
Si. Ella Es Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

You're fetish a shit, ad naseum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564067
Sorry. I'm fighting two moral police jerks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564070
>So is someone going to write about
I was going to write about a Kunoichi raping her human friend, if that's any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564070
Is this really a thing? Night Raid being the bad guys?

Or are you trying to cheat me again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564069
>Because Reasons.
You've never seen an inbred child have you?
Not to mention, you know, LAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564000
Of course it would be, but the important thing is do not dick the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564064
Then why don't we let every fetish in? Why not NTR, futa, scat, gore, and all the other horrible fetishes in the world? Because they are shit and have no place here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564076
>any better
No, it's not better, as a concept at least.
>>12564078
Night Raid kill officials of the benevolent Empire, of course they're villains!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564078
No
It's just edgelords taking the side of the Empire because Esdese has breasts.
The Empire in AgK is so edgy the Sith Empire looks like Ghandi compared to them.
Really AgK is only even talked about because Sasuke with Breasts is 'girl who fawns over MC number 3.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564073
>fighting
And therein lies the problem.
We were discussing civilly, and now we're fighting over something retarded.

I hate to say it, but it is kind of your fault because you called that one guy a fag over something that really has no bearing over anything whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564087
>ruining the gag
Oh, right. Stop having fun guys!

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2730439

[Anonymous No.]

>12564087
To be fair, I would let Esdese use me as a footstool.

But only if she were on the good side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564092
That requires the series in question to be fun first.
Sorry I don't find characters I like being brutally murdered left and right and child rape fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564093
Dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564096
>completely missing the point
Just stop posting already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564087
To be fair, I would let Esdese use me as a footstool.

But only if she were on the good side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563491
God damn it Dan, with every Trisha update, I more and more want to see how things would have gone between the two if he went for her before Nina, or even before starting his Vengeance.

Fuck, and now Heathers is back on my mind again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564093
I picked all of them except the daughteru and the mother (I assumed the father stills alive).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564082
>Why not NTR, futa, scat, gore
Those don't appear in MGE and I'm not saying they should. Incest does, so go fuck yourself, you have no case.

>>12564081
I refuse not to.

>>12564079
>human biology=monster biology
>laws, where there are none about this subject, whew human monster relations are concerned

Hey, buddy, you just blow in from stupidtown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564093
It really depends on the situation. You can't just say immediately yes you would or no you wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564111
NTR is in MGE in the shape of Bicorn though. It's legit "NTR horse".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564083
So, no Kunoichi sex?
Shame, because it was going to be in Zipangu, between the Kunoichi and her swordsman lover, and her succubus wings come out momentarily while she's so filled with lust for this guy, and they do it all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564089
Hey, it was the other side that started with the whole "your fetish a shit" >>12563988
I don't have to take their crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564117
>no Kunoichi sex
When did I say that? But I prefer funny story to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564111
NTR is in there. Scat is in there with the shit eater. gore/guro is in there. Also we don't only discus MGE here, that isn't the only source of monster girls you moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564120
Okay, yeah, that was on me.
I started the fire.
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564116
>Bicorn
>NTR
It's more "Harem Horse" anon. Is it NTR if your waifu wants to share you with girls?
Honestly, some anons would like being passed around like a party favor by an immense harem of waifus lead by a bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564121
Well, not necessarily rape.
She just sort of goes down on him and he rolls with it. They were on the way there anyway, so he just lets it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564116
You guys definition of ntr is too strict, she herself finds monster for her husban's harem, he has her consent and is not being taken from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564114

It's general question, with a general situation in mind asking for a general answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563597
Daddy-OOOOOOOOOOO~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563491
I'm surprised how well you're holding this all together despite our terrible choices. Either they weren't as terrible as they appeared at first, or you're railroading us slightly which I'm all for considering the majority of us are really bad at the whole Vengeance thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, what should one do to find inspiration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564122
MGE is the most discussed setting, the girls at least, know why? Because in most other settings they torture and kill you.
So go ahead, tell me about all these other settings we discuss at length, is ir EMG, that's stayed on /a/. Is it 12beast, dropped because autists couldn't stop with muh monsterboys and that the mc's brother supposedly fucked all the girls. Jitsu wa, infinite reaction image posts, also stayed on /a/. Violated Hero is too hard femdom. I could go on.

There's a moron here, and it sure as fuck ain't me, you se what I'm getting at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564128
There's that, which is nice, depending on who you talk to about it, but there's also how she's created.

It's basically a Unicorn who has a husband, and then said husband fucks some other monster girl and gets her STDs. And then the husband comes back and fucks his Unicorn wife with his X monster STD dick and turns her into a Bicorn after enough successful dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564135
>EMG, 12beast, JWWW
Those are all welcome here though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564134
Watch romance shit. I dunno.
Go to gelbooru, sadpanda...
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564141
I wasn't asking for fap material though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564134
Stare at the moon until inspiration finds you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564144
Then romance shit.
That's all I've got.
Mostly just think of your favorite MG and some situations for her to be in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564144
>not fapping for inspiration

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564134
For MG stories, or MG art? Cause either way, there's shit tons of options for finding inspiration.

Listening to music is a big one. If the weather is decent in your area, try sitting out on your deck or porch (especially if you have wifi access there). If you have friends who are also into MGs, try brainstorming with them about stuff.

If anything, have a blank document or page to write ideas down on, even the smallest ones. You'll be surprised where you go from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564139
Ad I'm not saying they're not, but the most discussed setting has always been MGE, these threads started with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564135
>Is it 12beast, dropped because autists couldn't stop with muh monsterboys
No one talks about them. And the male minotaurs are not monsterboys, they are furries.

>and that the mc's brother supposedly fucked all the girls
He only fucked the white harpy.

>Violated Hero is too hard femdom
Yes, and? I have seen Violated Hero in these threads and normally no one complains about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564151
>these threads started with it
I don't think that's entirely accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564134
Watch, read, listen. Inspiration is everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564151
That's not at all how these threads started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564149
>ideas
But ideas are different from inspiration, I've got tons of ideas but working on them is useless without that spark, you know? Like, it's like I'm just forcing it, like. There's no heart.
>>12564156
Deep, but also useless so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564138
It happens if she fucks a non virgin or her husband cheats on her, doesn't have to be NTR in the strictest sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564152
>Yes, and? I have seen Violated Hero in these threads and normally no one complains about it.

Are you acting dense? The point stands, MGE is the most discussed, and we haven't discussed violated hero in months because of translations issues and the fact that they're going too damn far with the femdom, it's outright torture at this point, hell, thorn vagina.

>>12564154
>>12564157

Check the archives on /a/, all the way back to 2008. Thougg it's true that it's more accutrate these started showing up as back in 2006-07, you know where.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564135
>dropped because autists couldn't stop with muh monsterboys and that the mc's brother supposedly fucked all the girls
The fuck are you talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563786
But monkey girls are so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564159
If it's the spark that you're looking for, then I can't help you. Finding the spark to create can be just as difficult as finding a waifu (or realizing when she's found you). It's one of those things where you don't realize you've found it until after the fact.
>>12564168
My guess is referencing the existence of male monsters, and the fact that each of the main girls 'knows' about the brother in one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564159
But that's why I was saying to write them down. Sure, they may not be much now, but if you let your mind wander with what-ifs and all sorts of tangents, you will, eventually, come up with something.

This is also why I say you should listen to music. Let yourself get lost in it, let your mind wander.

If you really want to get crazy? Start looking at something, anything, and wonder how it would change if MGs were involved in some fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563491
You've managed to break .less with this update. He is now rambling conspiracy theories in broken sentences on the IRC concerning Vengeance. Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564169
I simply hate monskeys, don't have an explanation for it. I just do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564169
Monkey Trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564160
Okay, that makes more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564170
>>12564171
In conclusion: if the Muse is a frigid bitch, there's no hope. Right.
Let's talk about lazy cars instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564170
>My guess is referencing the existence of male monsters, and the fact that each of the main girls 'knows' about the brother in one way or another.
One thing is knowing the brother, and another one is fucking him. As the other guy said the only used goods is the white harpy.

And no one is complaining about muh monsterboys because no one fucking cares about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564179
Chaika? Chaika put some clothes on and get down from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564168
Just what I said, people started complaining that the girls weren't pure and fight broke out every damn time, till it got to the point you couldn't discuss 12beast. As well as kilometric arguments about not being able to fuck minotaur girls because of the superiority of minotaur dong. Don't know if this has changed since we left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564179
>cars
Cats*
>>12564180
"knowing" means fucking in the Bible you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564181
Would you a kitty Chaika?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564176
She's a cutie with a red booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564182
I can't remember a single time that happened. Not here at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564179
Hey, if you're really stuck trying to write? Use some creative binaural beats. They've been helping me crank shit out lately. You just need to have an open hour to relax and listen to it, meditate too, if you're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never scratch a jinko behind the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564174
But Anon, you are the monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564188
>binaural beats
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564191
3d sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564191

now you experiment until you find the brown note.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564190
I hate every ape I see, from chimpan a to chimpanzee, no you'll never make a monkey out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564185
but her booty is brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564182
One thing is one girl being used goods, and another thing is the entire female cast being used goods, which is what you said in your first comment. I just wanted to say that.

>>12564183
>"knowing" means fucking in the Bible you know
Not that guy, but what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564198
>but what
It's the euphemism used. "To know" means they had sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564191
You need good headphones for it, but it's two different tones that go into your ears, setting a certain frequency in your brain, from delta up to beta. So with the creative binaural, you can bust down your writer's block like it's the Berlin Wall.

http://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/binauralBrainwaveGenerator.php?c=0&l=50500000500050505000

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564201
>good headphones
Yeah, that kind of fell apart right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564186
This was on /a/, try to keep up.

>>12564198
>and another thing is the entire female cast being used goods

That was the belief, they're not my words, I'm telling you what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564196
Not when I'm done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

So what are you in for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564201
>good headphones
Are ear-buds viable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564204
"Good Headphones" being anything other than shitty earbuds.

But that makes me wonder how big MG sized earbuds would be.

And see? That goes back to what I was saying in the last line here >>12564171

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564209
I think I'll just go listen to some whales singing for a couple of hours, then tuck into my nest and pretend I was just chilling today and that I don't have a writer's block.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207

I shot the sheriff and his little dog too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
I kissed an Anubis on the paw.

In public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
Selling shotas to lonely Christmas Cake monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564216
That's illegal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564218
If you don't legally own them, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564208
You typically want something that goes over your ear, so even those cheap plastic and foam headphones you used to get with CD players would work, but noise cancelling ones that completely cover your ears are your best option.

So yeah, how different would headphones look with MGs existing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
Atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564218
It's a public service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
I created life. They called me mad, but I proved them wrong.

It's still out there. Dear God, it's still out there! May heaven help us all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564219
>>12564223
So you need a licence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564227
Nah, just to be a legal guardian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
I dropped a gum wrapper by a trash can.
In a No Littering Zone.
and I didn't pick it up

[Anonymous No.]

why are upside down boobs the best boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563724
"I JUST WANTED SOME FUCKING MILK FROM THE 7/11!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564225
You're a father? Congratulations!

[Anonymous No.]

Sonson is best Monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
Burglary and arson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563701
>>12563724
A female Paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563728
"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!"
>Severance of dicks with muh teeth intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564236
No she isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

kikimoras are pretty neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564240
>shitty filler character

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564243
Neat freaks, more like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564232
Because they're seen from a new perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
Elf raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564240
2cute4u

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564245
I'd fill'er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564238
Best Paladin girl right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564249
Too bad she's only in a total of 2 games despite being a crossover character.

[Anonymous No.]

where are my Holstaurus bros at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
Was raped by cerberus
Got charged with rape since one of the heads didn't consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564255
That's a bad looking picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564255
Right here, my fellow cow-polk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564255
Right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564255
I'm here.

I'm also a jinko and ryu bro too.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm curious. Who are your 5 favourite monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564265
>jinko and ryu bro too
my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Girls or breeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Holstaurus
Cyclops
Kikimora
Arachne
Inari

...lately, I've had homunculi on the brain. I blame reading Frankenstein during jury duty on that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564264
Inferior Minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
1. Dragon
2. Holstaurus/Minotaur
3. Alp
4. Arachnids, including Ushi Oni
5. Jinko/Siberian Tiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Dragon
Anubis
Slime
Minotaur
Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Jinko
Holstaurus
Ryu
Anubis
Frosted Rapes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Dragon/Ryu
Holstaurus/Minotaur
Jinko
Yeti
P'Orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564282
>Frosted Rapes and Jinko separately
Both are tigers, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Werewolf
Slimegirl
Harpy
Anubis
Holstaurus

Honourable mention to Dragons and Wights too, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Manticore
Wyvern
Pharaoh
Wight
Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
In no particular order:
Baphomet
Wurm
Tentacle
Jinko
Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Fox women
Elf women (dark and light)
Dragon women
Lamias and the like
and demon women

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564289
Shit. You're right. I'm distracted with some other things here.

>5. Moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
I said no to a succubus officer .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
1. Shirohebi
2. Werewolf
3. Vampire
4. Holstaurus
5. Dark Priest / Werebat

Special mention to the Rusalka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Wight for all 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Dark Priest
Dark Valkyrie
Thunderbird
Oomukade
Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564277
I like my beef big and brown, not scrawny and tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Lamias
Onis
Amazons
Multi limed.
They all give the best hugs.. And I really need one ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564308
>scrawny
She has more meat on her bones than your average Crabman girl.

Not only that, her proportions aren't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564306
you know its the wight answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564309
>Multi limed.
What if it's an Oomukade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Werewolf
Kitsune
Pharaoh
Anubis
Lizardmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Wurm
Jabberwock
Dragon
Wight
Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564306
You seem like a man who knows how to enjoy a good cold one.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are objectively the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564318
DIDF, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564318
Truly scales are the greatest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Crow Tengu
Lamias
Mothmen
Amazon
Scylla/Octopus girls
Lizardgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564323
Anon that's six

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564318
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564274
>Frankenstein with monster girl
Holy shit, the potential

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564321
>>12564326
You will be pouted into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564327
What is Franken Fran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
unprotected hand holding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564311
Getting real tired of your shit, Charon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564325
I guess my brain died for a while there. Cross off mothgirls and you have m list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Shirohebi
Echidna
Apophis
Medusa
Vanilla lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564257
Pls don't bully bad drawfags. They might get better at some point. Besides, it's kinda ugly-cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564334
I hate snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Lizard/Wyvern/Dragon/ - To fight with
Anubis/Kitsune/ - To have tender fluffy Love with
Baphomet - To play with
Slime - To science with
Large Mouse - To work with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564338
Indiana please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564337
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

So how many people having started liking Anubis and Holstaurus girls a lot more because of the past few threads?
Just wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564134
I watch anime, read books. Basically expose yourself to as many things as you can, drawing inspiration from them. Analyze each story. What works about it? What needs improvement?

I also agree that music can be inspiring as well. I often walk around listening to music, my imagination playing a music video in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564354
I always liked Holstaurus but I don't see the Anubis' appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564354
Nah. I liked the holstaurus design when I first saw it. Something about the green in her eyes, combined with that gentlness of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Dullahan
Vampire
Mummy
Ghost
Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564354
Always loved Holstaurus, my man. Though, I will say the recent threads have made me love P'Orc's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564240
This anon knows what's up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564332
I don't see what you are complaining about, im DYING laughing from that pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564255
I'm right here anon! Praising Hathor and her divine Health!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564317
indeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
In no particular order:

Arachne
Holstaurus
Marilith (multi-armed Lamia/snake demons)
Shiro-hebi
Centaur

Honorable Mention:
Kobolds and Catgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564354
More than two years ago I got this drawn and loved holst ever since.
Never was a fan of anubis though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564354
I've started seeing the appeal of Holstaurus girls since a little before Hathor started being praised here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564306
>>12564311
Wight supremacists should get back to /pol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564387
>>12564368
>>12564339
>>12564334
>>12564323
>>12564314
>>12564313
>>12564309
>>12564307
>>12564305
>>12564301
>>12564299
>>12564298
>>12564292
>>12564288
>>12564282
>>12564280
>>12564280
>>12564278
>>12564274
All these lists of species. Does no-one care about the actual girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564394
Apparently not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564394
I have my idea of an ideal personality to go with my favourites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564398
Just because they are a species doesn't mean they will all have the same demeanor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
I sold bad prisoner fruits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
>>12564394
Okay, then Sam. Sam, Simula, Muromi, and Miia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564394
Favourite dullahan is CHAIKA
Favorite vampire is Heart-under-blade
Favorite mummy is Adorea
Favorite ghost is Hachikuji
Favorite lich is CHROME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564404
Oh, absolutely, I know that. But when someone asks me to name my favourites, my mind defaults to the most appealing single monstergirl I can think up from that species.
So I guess I'm listing potential waifu monstergirls, rather than a whole species of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564255
Right as I left to go play vidya you post this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564394
In that case, I shall revise my list.

Patsy Cyclops from an earlier thread
Ara Ara Arachne from my first MG dream
Oomukade from my first MG writing
Gift of Gab Kikimora I helped create for the roulette (pic related)
Green-Eyed Holsy that posed with me the day I got the smash demo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
It'd be easier to list my five least favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564394
Okay. I like Dark Priest simply for the slutty nun aspect, the sex as religion is appealing and interesting to me as well. Dark Valkyrie because of the corruption aspect and waking up to her own desires. Thunderbird purely for personality, I imagine her to be cheery, a go getter with few restraints, you know, the type of person that gets you pumped up just by being around them? I would love to travel the world with one. Oomukade because I also like gloomy personalities, and insecure fragile girls are hot. And last but not least, Kikimora because she is the perfect waifu. And maids are my fetish. And shibari. And nipple clamps. Together. I'm gonna stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564394
I misunderstood what you were asking anon.

Rachnera
Polt
Cerea
Alice
Tio

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564394
Ok then.

Schizanthus batgirl
Miia
Kiss Shot
Melodiana
Celty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564354
I've always love Holstaurus, ever since I first saw the profile page a, relatively, long time ago. I gotta say I'm enjoying the extra love they've been getting along with our new religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564425
Aren't Dark Priests essentially monogamous nymphos?

Would their hymens remain in-tact for their prospective husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564433
still want to see Hathor making some holy milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564354
>>12564433
I've also liked Anubis ever since I first read anonymoose's first 20 or so chapters, however long it took to introduce Susan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564445
I just want to see more Holstaurus and or Hathor art in general, more stories as well. Which is why I've half started writing a story with one of the main characters as a Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564441
>Monogamous nymphos

That's all monstergirls anon, eventually. All MGs shlick a lot, so I doubt any have an intact hymens, except for the centaur family since they can't reach back there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564425
>And maids are my fetish. And shibari. And nipple clamps.
My brother from another mother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564328
I want to kiss her on the cheek just to watch her blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266

1. Wight (Always)
2. Kraken
3. Medusa
4. Manticore
5. Minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564394
Alright. in that case:

Polt
Miia
Suu
Anya
Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563491
>VOTE CAREFULLY BAD SHIT CAN HAPPEN MANG
>3 of the four options are framed very negatively
>Only one of the shitty options has some votes and that's because it's a vote for smut spam
I was worried for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564460
She'd just frown harder. While slowly turning beat red and smoke starting to billow out of her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564457
Are you doing the Hathor initiate and the bodyguard or is that someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564431
I don't know who numbers 3 and 4 are, otherwise excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564472
Mongatari and Kamidori best girls, respectively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564471
That's another person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564441
Why is virginity so important to some of you? Don't you know virgins are a pain in the ass to break in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564491
Cucks pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564491
>virgins are a pain in the ass to break in
I don't that's an issue for monstergirls.

Unless you're waifu is cursed to have a horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564329
A horrible, unsexy mindfuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564467
That's when you move in for the hug anon. Hold her close and watch her icy exterior melt.
The loving passionate rape afterwards is not only completely worth it, it's part of the reason to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564428
Doh! Replace Tio with Hathor.

My brain is elsewhere today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564491
>>12564498
Let's not start this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Smug looking motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564503
Shit taste detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564513
So content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564498
If you didn't know her when she lost it, and get with her later, how are you a cuck?

>>12564501
But why would horse pu-Oooooh, because no one wants to help them break it in right?[/spoiler

>>12564509
No idea what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>Giving a drunk Manticore a White Russian with Holstaur milk instead of normal
>She fills out healthily, her fur poofing up plushly as she develops some chub and larger breasts
>She will never tenderly rape you with her tail as revenge as she gyrates her silky smooth and soft inner thighs all on your dick while sitting in your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564513
You would be to in that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564516
Truth hurts Tim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564526
Does she gain the ability to lactate without having to be pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564528
Only when one is wrong, like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564541
Guess what, I'm not in pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564535

Yes. Hathor's daughters all have milk that imbues that ability.

That way, while the Healthicore is sinking her hips down onto your pelvis with a wet squelch, she can offer you something to drink as it dripples down from her erect nipples.

The soft feel of her skin, the delicious nectar of her mother's milk and the plush folds of her insides that stroke and clench as she gives you the best fuck of your life up until that point.

Right until she holds you down with BIG MEATY PAWS and hilts you to the base, your virile seed spilling into her.

Then before it's over, you feel the pin prick of her barb in your neck.

"Ara ara, I may not be a spring chicken anymore but you're gonna help me get rid of this pent up frustration. So be sure to comfort me lots~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564544
I guess this means you're too stupid to see the truth then.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564550
Why are you mad?

[Anonymous No.]

why does Charon pun so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564553
You're right Anon, that's an Anubis. A cute, beautiful Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564545
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564556

She works with alot of stiffs.

[Anonymous No.]

What oils do you use to massage your monstergirl waifu with, anons?

What sort of incenses do you both prefer to burn for moods of relaxation or intimacy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564554
Because monstergirls arent real

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564561

Good, because that's about as close to actual writing that i'll ever get done at this rate.

>>12564575

Massage your lamiae with Alraune secretions for increased sensitivity during times of intimacy, it acts as an aphrodisiac and it'll lead to flipping her switch all that much faster while you gently relieve the stress of her muscles.

Incense burned can be either Jasmine or Sandalwood.

Remember kids, even if she says no, or calls you an idiot like a Tsundusa would. If you really want to make her putty in your hands, just oil up your hands and massage the fuck out of her tail's tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564545
That happened to me once. Never sharing a drink with a customer while on the clock.

I still have her number though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564596
Now what parts of that exactly did happen? And use lots of colorful language and detail.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized.
There should be a JWWW edit or parody picture of
"Shhhh 「Soft」 and 「Wet」"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564561

You're not allowed to like my writing, either. As a footnote.

>>12564596

The best kind of sex is the illicit rushed sex in a storage closet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564556
WHY IS THERE A SKELETON SUN
WHO SAID
'LET'S PUT A GIANT SKULL IN THE AIR AND PRETEND IT'S THE SUN'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564647
It's the underworld, there shouldn't be a sun in the first place, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564647
It's a dead star

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564584
>You will never massage your Medusa lover's petite breasts with Alraune nectar while she calls you an idiot
>She will never gently moan for you to stop playing with her small breasts, only fueling you to massage them further
>You will never see the intense blush on her face as you drive her closer and closer to orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564256

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564256
Now I wonder about Monster Society Loopholes in laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564584
>that's about as close to actual writing that i'll ever get done
Bollocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564686

Would it matter?

>>12564656

>You will never bring her to orgasm only for one of her hair pythons to go *plop* onto your arm and flick its forked tongue at you complacently

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564717
>plop

Condrito? I now want to see a Medusa in a sauna, her snakes all have little towels on to of their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564722

>That spoiler

Hue wott

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564722

But snakes are warm blooded! You'd only be fueling her lust! Stop you fool, stop before it's too late!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564727
Forget about it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564736
>Implying that wasn't the plan all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564736
>reptiles
>warm blooded

Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
I turned down a monster, twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564745

Oh no, in my haste to WARM him I missssspoke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564751
Here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564722
>Medusa
>In a sauna
She would coil up in there and rest for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564751
I'll go get the rope and duct tape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564757
would make shedding easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564757
Saunas must be popular for the scales. Everyone would flock to them and spend days there
Hell, I bet reptile MG's are probably banned from working at spas because they would be prone to lounging

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564762
>Any longer than 90 minutes constitutes a 25-credit fee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564759
Cool your jets man, nobody's doing anything wrong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564768

I really have to fight the temptation to respond to this post with more puns of gratitude.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a yeti a big old hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564774
I don't, it's too hot for yeti hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564774
I want to hug a Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564774
I want to come on a yeti with such volume that her fur can't be distinguished from the semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564722

[Anonymous No.]

>you find your sheep daughteru like this

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564792
That's baaaahd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564795
Get the fuck out Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564792
That'd be sheer chaos for any father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564792
Dick the daughteru
>>12564795
Time to RAM my dick in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564792
I call down the farmhand to assist her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564802
>>12564795

Yes, yes! Give in to your puntastic side!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564789
>>12564789
Not what I had in mind but thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564792
I help her trim that bush just how I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564792
Tell her to clean up afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564809
>>12564812
I'd thrown in our shota farmhand, and let her ravish his pelvis until they fall asheep in a lovers embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564789
>deeply jealous and possessive

Would she be like that towards the women in one's family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564837
I hope he sues your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564842
Ewe're really stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564844
I will bust a fucking bottle on your head Charon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563802
Has anyone done that "psychoanalyze Anon based on his MG waifu" thing?

Because that should be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Sadpanda down again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564842
Shotas aren't smart enough to know about lawyers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564789
We need to ask .less or Loen to draw Medusa with different hairstyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564844
Ever seen haggis being made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564842
>lovers embrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564849
Yes.

>>12564848
I want this to be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564852
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564851
You underestimate children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564852

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564848
How are you going to psychoanalize a person only with the species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266

Jinko
Weresheep
Yeti
Dullahan
Mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564860
Shut up shota, go get an Oni to fuck you silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564855
>he came and even fell asleep with her so it wasn't rape

SRA please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564863
>MG waifu

I'm pretty sure that implies personality and individual appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564865
How about I get an Oni to fuck YOU silly? My dad has lots of exotic liquors I could bribe her with, you dumb hick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564859
I just noticed, the Medusa on the right isn't a flatty.
>>12564868
It's called proactive dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564863
If you don't have a waifu you could say what you most like about a species, or particular personality traits you would like in your mg partner.

Or, we could do a variation on the "pick your MG and RPG classes" and psychoanalyze based on what you want from a fantasy journey.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are manticores so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564876
Succubus, I will punch you in the tit and step on your tail you don't shut the fuck up, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564881
>particular personality traits you would like in your mg partner
This sounds good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564882
Fluffy ears, fluffy paws, the power of flight, beautiful, sleek leathery wings, and a flexile tailpussy moulded to your cock and your cock alone, for maximum loving pleasure in a variety of positions.
It's a shame people seem to be burned out on them as much as they are right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564882
We argue about them a whole lot.
http://i.imgur.com/5QBStJs.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563495
>Cake>Pie.
you need to watch what you say

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564882
They are overrated as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey mgt, I haven't really checked you since we got deported here.

How are things in this land? Give me the basics only boss for fast assimilation.

And most importantly what arachne drawings are there since I am not aware of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564896

>rachnee

I'm so sorry anon, but you're gonna catch nothing but flak with that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564876
Not flat and no disgusting pigtails

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564899
Rachnee a best what' you gigoing on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564891
That's lewd. When was this done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564896
http://imgur.com/a/QuPmf#0
Look for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get some writing tips? I've been writing for myself privately for years but never shared any of it.

Mostly the basics and the major dos and don't so I can build off that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564888
If we did this it would need to be a collaborative effort, considering I couldn't type fast enough to meet the flood of replies. It really sucks to get passed over and there would have to be multiple people writing detailed, multi-line analyses and not just cheap one-liners.

You obviously can't expect accuracy in these things but having someone pay attention to your tastes is a nice feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564907

Write for yourself, write about your own fetishes and interests as a way to keep yourself engaged in the story.

Try to keep projects small, nothing you can't finish within two weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564904
I found it while milling about on Sankakucomplex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564905
>Cerea singing in the shower
Hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564907
>>12564910
>Write for yourself
this is somoewhat obvious but good advice

If you don't actually like the mgs or fetishes you're talking about it'll come off forced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564896
Threads are days long here, 2500 posts on average. Avoid spamming reaction images and delete them within 15 mintes if you must post them to save space. No making new threads until the old one dies. Ignore and report shitposters, the mod here is actually competent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564896
Be polite to the natives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564907
Write from two perspectives. Your own, as the author, and then removed, as the reader. You need to achieve the balance of immersing the reader in the sensation of the story, and letting them infer from what is suggested to them.
When you're being a reader, you need to understand that everyone else reading it has not been exposed to even a second of the thoughts running within your head, be they ideas of imagery you associate with what you write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564882

>TFW hate Manticores
>TFW having written two Manticore stories
>TFW considering third

I want to get off the Tailpussy Ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564924
Who are you?

Manticore Onee-san /ss/ pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564924
It's too late, Anon
Once you've written two stories with Manticores, you're officially locked on full throttle and strapped in for hyperspace
Next thing you know it, all your stories start having a Manticore in it, may it be a background characters of part of the main cast

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564907
Why not share something you've written?

I like writing for myself and for others. Building worlds and characters lets me sate my imagination, and it makes me happy when someone else enjoys something I've done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564926

It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is my plan.

You should have respected the tailpussy.

A Manticore's tail is her life, Mister UPS man.

[Anonymous No.]

how do you handle a Drunk and Depressed Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564924
Go away bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564931
With hugs and more alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

Why are they so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564932

I'm not him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564931
Offer a roll in the hay with the understanding that's all it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564931
Hang out with her and keep her company
And hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564924
Well, time to become a tailpussy-eating boyslut. You chose this career path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564937
Because they were born to be perfect.

Jinko a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564937

Because they fuck like tigers.

>>12564927

That's bullshit. Bob can get away with doing other fluffy things and not mentioning Manticores outside of Truckercore.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564950

Where are we going? Is it pound town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564950
Strap yourself in Anon. The yanderes come out to play tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564956
Christmas Cakes > MILFs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564958
Birthday cake > Christmas cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564937
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcUza_wWCfA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564960
Wait, are we still talking metaphorically here? Or are we talking about actual cake?
Because I've never had christmas cake before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564960
>Birthday cake
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564956

>There are literally people in this thread who don't want to suckle at the teat of a MILF MG
>Who don't want to make her feel younger again as you demolish her hips from below with the thrusts of your virile cock
>Making her feel a woman's happiness as your member twitches in rhythm to her undulations and pumping jelly-like cream into her, enough that overflow leaks out lewdly as she snuggles up to you
>Her sweat cooling in the summer's eve

Faggots ahoy. Captain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564961

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_om6D6ulLoY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564965

But it's October.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564960
With a CC you can go for both once you marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you bone her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564965
Cakes are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564973

She'd be bone dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564963
In some cultures, the anniversary of one's birth is celebrated with a baked cake, usually adorned with candles corresponding to the age of the person in question. The candles are blown out as a wish is made by the person, and photos are taken by family members, who don't know the first thing about light exposure, and assume that "redeye" is some kind of awful disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564956
Loli>all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564975

See here's the thing, Anon.

CC are good because they have the virginal innocence in a grown body, sure, they're lacking in experience but they'll give you a good time since they're more like onee-sans.

Milfs are fucking amazing because their vaginas are softer, sucking you in deeper with each thrust until you're pecking at her cervix and wanting you to pump her full of your seed.

Drowning herself in a woman's happiness as her womb hungrily gulps down your sperm and trying to go for whatever offspring she can produce with you because you let her feel desired again, and to bathe in the afterglow of coitus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564986
>Drowning herself in a woman's happiness as her womb hungrily gulps down your sperm and trying to go for whatever offspring she can produce with you because you let her feel desired again
But cakes are the same. They're called like that because no one wants them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564973
Too skinny for me. She's got no meat on her bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564972
Looks like we have a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564977
That joke was quite humerus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564984
I've come to love the HEALTH being spread around in these threads, but as a dude who loves a pair of breasts just ample enough to be all perky and palmable without being large, I feel bad about the flat-chest lovers here.

No Pantheon representative of litheness and small boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564984
>>12564984
LOLI A SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564986
>pecking at her cervix
My dick isn't very big, so probably no cervix pecking for me

[Anonymous No.]

So, I wrote a quick and dirty little finale to Truckercore. Figured I'd at least give it some sense of closure.

http://pastebin.com/vp55nYfi starts on like 2637

http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/87030703/Trucker%20Finale

Will there be a sequel of sorts? The world is a mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

Cakes>MILFs>Lolis

Onee-sans > Imoutos

Therefore a cake onee-san is the best thing ever.

>>12564972
Also what this guy said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564993
Why would you feel for them, Sabbath wants to turn all ample bosomed ladies into lolis, they deserve no sympathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564997
Actually, the average vaginal depth is something like four to four and a half inches. Unless you're really small Like me ;_; you'll be able to knock on her babymaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565002
I care naught for the Sabbath. I just think small breasts can be cute and have their own appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564996
Reminder that your waifu was a loli one day
Also NO, YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565002
Reminder that oppai loli exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565008
PERMALOLI A SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564998
>sequel?
If there's a god, then no. But if you do,truckeranon should become Alp from getting dicked in the ass by Clare

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564998
>Will there be a sequel of sorts?
I fucking hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564988

Yeah but who'd want to fuck a drunk CC Manticore disappointed over the fact that her blind date ran out at the first sign of her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565008
Man, the familiar's hands are creepy.

>>12565009
I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564998
No. Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565009

you mean shortstacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565019
Don't be so tsun anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Yamato No Orochi Monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564998
If you're going to post that shit better don't post anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565027
With a single confused wurm playing along in the group?

[Anonymous No.]

So anyone aware of the blood moon tommorow? Or are we just ignoring it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565044

I'm ignoring it because i'm sure as all fuck not writing a goddamned werewolf story for you faggots.

Shoggoth Girl is a maybe, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207

Got into a fight with an Amazon trying to rape me. Damn near killed me, but I won.

Apparently, that's ten years hard labour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
I couldn't think of how to write a Stan Bush's 'The Touch' into a Monster Girl setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565044
We've discussed it in threads since like last week. Probably further back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565044
We know. I was going to write some werewolf story, but I burned out on it. Guess it just wasn't meant to be.

I look forward to seeing what better people than I throw out there on the day, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565047
>yfw the Amazon is the guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565046
A shoggoth girl? Interesting. How are you going to write her as? A shapeshifting slimegirl? A big, tentacly mass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207

Being an innocent Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565044
I'm going to see it. 5:10AM.

Just hope no slimegirls break into my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565054

There will be several werewolf stories for it I bet.

Just like Halloween will be full of Lich/Wight/zombie/vampire stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565047
>hard labor

What are they making you do?

[Anonymous No.]

/ss/ version of Little Red Riding Hood with an obsessive yandere werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
Parental neglect. Some fool convinced me not to dick the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565090

>/ss/

Yeah!

>Little Red Riding Hood

Yeah!

>Werewolf

Yeah!

>Yandere

Ya blew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565090

That faggot Bob already did something like that.

>>12565068

I've had several ideas for Lovecraftian girls, but the problem is once you go full blown smut with them, it goes from mind destroying horror to "Lol different flavor of X monstergirl".

I could tell you the two I had on here, but I have a feeling just doing it would get negative reactions because they aren't exactly cheery interpretations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565092
Obsessive yandere m8, the lightest variety of yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
I rejected the daughter of the commissioner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565046
Why not some reverse Sabbath smut instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565093
>That faggot Bob already did something like that.
What are you talking about? He thankfully hasn't wrote anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565092
Pussy kun please.

[Seafoam No.]

For anyone that missed it there's a new chapter of Pretty Human out on seafoam.pbworks.com. CTRL+F [10/06/14] for the new section. Get it while it's hot, as there's a poll closing at 11 PDT tonight at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565059

>She's watching when you wake up at four in the morning to start work, all the bones and joints she broke loudly popping as you stand up.
>She's watching as you work, sweat trickling down your scarred face as you soldier on despite your small, but obvious limp.
>When the mine collapses, she watches you bolt into the tunnels, plainly ignoring the pain it causes you, and start digging like a madman to free your fellow inmates.
>She sees the man you are, and how badly she broke your body.
>She cries a lot when she's alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565093
You can go smut on them without making them flavor of the month, it would just be more disgusting/disturbing than hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565092
What are you, a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565096
Second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565093
>That faggot Bob already did something like that.

When did that happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565101

Dude, don't post lewd and crude images like that! I can see her navel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565094
>>12565104
Not that guy but yandere is really overdone.

Also it would be more like "predator feeding on prey" than crazy girl in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565092
>Kills Grandmother
>All the wolf's features are to better interact with Riding Hood
>Anything but yandere to begin with
I mean "retelling" fairy tales is a shit in the first place but really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565093
Hey, a little something to grate away at my sanity doesn't seem so bad.

From a scale of 0 to 10, 0 being "Lol different flavor of X monstergirl" and 10 being "mind destroying horror", something in the range of 6 or 7 sits comfortably with me. Heck, maybe even 8, if I'm feeling cheery.

Well, I'll let you judge you own ideas, anyway. That's just my own little opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565109
>yandere is really overdone
When was the last time we've ever gotten a yandere story?

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about little red riding hood is making me want to rewatch jin-roh

[Anonymous No.]

A Yandere Monster Girl is best Monster Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565117

I still say Obsessive behavior is only bound to get worse overtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565125
Sure, if she's 3DPD, but no one fucking care sabout them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565117
Except the ones that actually love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565102
Why would an amzoness be the guard instead of something like an oni?

The amazoness would know that men are naturally frail and not suited to hard labor. She'd be chivalrous and polite and not curse/objectify men when speaking to him, even if she knew he were a criminal bitch. She would know that men aren't built like MGs and aren't cut out for rough prison life, and would in subtle ways keep other people from harming you, as any real woman would. And then propose to you when you get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565129
>This faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565099

Big Bad Wolf was basically just that. Because Bob likes to pretend Dire Wolves are anything but Wargs. Like the atypical shitlord he is.

>>12565096

You'd have to explain that, and if you're talking about de-lolifying a Baphomet you can go fuck yourself with a rake. Yes, that edgy of a mood tonight.

>>12565103
>>12565111

Well, one idea I had, and you're free to call me a hack or whatever for this was basically so:

>Guy gets hopped up on whatever kind of drug you want; For the sake of explanations let's say PCP and fucking Sands of Time from an Anubis' hourglass.
>Starts to hallucinate what appears to be a very attractive lupine MG like he's never seen before
>The only oddity is instead of the normal two eyes, she has six Arachne-like lidless rubies staring at him
>Proceeds to flirt with her
>Steals a kiss from her, not realizing his tongue is wrapping around a hollow proboscis that's thick like a worm
>Pulled back to reality by a friend
>Tells friend about it, can hear her voice calling to him
>Sickly blue ichor appearing on the corners of the rooms
>Tries to make his apartment a perfect sphere
>While he's sealing off the last corner, a blue furred paw reaches from the angle and grabs him, a mirthless "hora hora" gurgling out as the Hound of Tindalos finally corners her prey

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565108
actual art of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565139

>uncovered face

Absolute haram. please remove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565134
>propose to you

Keeping in mind she'd try to set you straight, and correct your criminal impulse, which may progress to beating if you're resolute on acting like a rebellious bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565138
>Big Bad Wolf was basically just that.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565140
Mudslime please.

[Anonymous No.]

How many yandere stories have you guys made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565140
>HB posting online without his wife's consent

Absolute haram. please remove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565102
>Amazon
>Feeling bad for being a man beating bitch

Alright anon, believe whatever you what to believe.

Even if it's fucking wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565138
>Big Bad Wolf
>/ss/ riding hood
What in the fuck are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565138
>Hound of Tindalos story

I liked what I read so far. I think the Lovecraftian MGs would feed more off of psychic energy/emotions. Are there any monstergirls that feed off of fearboners and crushing the sanity of their mates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565147
The last time we had a yandere IN a story was Moonlight Murders.

She was a Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565156

Outside of Manticores, who by KC's little profile intentionally try to cause fearboners. No.

I like to imagine in my own little headcanon that a Lovecraftian MG would like you said, get their "food" from emotional energy and distress rather than just straight up sex sex sex.

Fearboners would be the fucking seasoning on the dish for them, kind of like adding herbs and spices to a filet mignon or whatever steak you'd eat with that.

No thrill of the illicit act otherwise.

Just like Pennywise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565102
Fucking supremacists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565159
Thanks, I must ask...Did she rape him?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, so lets start a list of the worst monster girls. I'll start: You're waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565156
Manticore, amazon, oni. Succubi mindbreak. Those are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565163
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565164
Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565164
Matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565138
Reverse sabbath is a heretical offshoot from the Sabbath. Instead of teaching the "charm" of little girls they promote the beauty and grace of CC and Milfs.

Who is this who told me to fuck myself with a rake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565164
Matango, Roper, Parasite Slime, Akaname, Beelzebub.

The rest are fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565173

Why hate on Akaname? They just want to clean you up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565172
>and Milfs
Wouldn't it be comprised of CC Onee-sans and their "Otoutos"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565172
>they promote the beauty and grace of CC and Milfs.
They sound more like a segment of the church of Hathor than anything. To make them more Sabbath-like you'd need them going out and aggressively making lolis into... well, not CC for obvious reasons, but the body type. Also, SCIENCE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565160
Would they even touch their partners at all, or would it be more of a "it's all in your head" type of experience?

Imagine a man, whose mind has been visited by such a being. His sanity in tatters, gibbering and howling with madness as he ejaculates himself to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565125
Not if you love her.

>>12565129
>normal love>yandere love
Pendejo.

[Anonymous No.]

Since the red moon is coming again and all, I'll just post this again until I can crank something out later tonight.

For those who haven't read it, enjoy.
For those who have, well, feel free to call me a faggot for not producing.

http://pastebin.com/yFczUtdt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565044
I will pray to Ebola-chan whole night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565179

Reciprocation of her feeling only reinforces/intensifies her feelings of obsessions and/or possessive nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565180
Youse a faget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565174
Akaname's still getting hate because we haven't learned to love them. The same happened to Kikkimora, but look at them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565139
This is agarest isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563278

Well if you go by the profile it is "somewhere under her rear." FYI I read the actual mythology this is based on is about dragons having a reverse scale on their neck that when touched would send them into a violent rage. KC put a sexy spin on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565189
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565134
>>12565141
>accepting the person who almost killed you and got you sent to prison, from a race that treats men like property
>10/10 GOOD!

It's been along wile since I've been this pissed off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
1) Jinko
2) Minotaur
3) Centuar
4) Arachne
5) Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565176
They would be welcome, we aren't as elitist as Sabbath.

>>12565177
No, the whole point is that unlike Sabbath, there is choice with us.

[Anonymous No.]

Love the jinko. Bellyrub the jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565193
>from a race that treats men like property
The whole husband-beater Amazon thing is a shitty /mgg/ threadcanon thing.

It's just as shitty as Bizzaro /mgg/ and Bonnet Tipper Lizardman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563361

As I live and breath, Okayado's scylla sea witch?! After being teased with her in various comics from him for years she is getting a major appearance?!

Also, got some book profiles from KC that whose translations were just released. They're basically longer/more detailed versions of the online profiles which were released in book form and have been slowly translated from scans over the years. Here's inari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565186
We never hated Kikkimora, mainly because they don't literally eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565193
Only sadistic reprobates do that anon, amazonesses are a noble race on the whole.

>>12565200
If you want to reference the MGE entry I think it is fair to say they treat men like property. But they can be gentle with their property.

[Anonymous No.]

Drawfag here, looking for requests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564255
Can't believe someone still has that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565207
Miko/priestess Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565205
People did. Haven't you ever heard the sack of shit enabler argument before? Even though that's like the opposite of what they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565208
Her arms need to be a little longer, and her hands need to be a little bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565208

Where's the glasses? Did her sight get better with age? Moot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565208
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565207
Yandere Werewolf and Little Red Riding Shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565207
Anything involving an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565207
Impregnating a manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565207
Amazoness doing amazoness things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565184
She's a woman. Handle her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565207
Trapdoor spider girl
>>12565210
Seconding, with big, healthy breasts and the clothes don't fit her chest well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565207

tender apophis momdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565208
This is what happiness looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565200
I think you need to read their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565208
Is she pregnant? I love this pic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565211
Last time I saw and discussed that it came down to "unless you mean they don't deserve the chance to be bettered, but that's pretty cynical and jaded." Ended there without anything else said.

Also part dog, clearly man's best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565225
Why do you want to see a guy getting treated like dirt and beaten horribly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565229
Seconding both of these ideas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565172

>Who is telling me to fuck myself with a rake?

The Almighty Ass-Pope.

>>12565178

Little bit of Column A and B.

>The feeling of her hollow tongue gliding up your cheek when she's really not there, commenting about how your succulent fear just waters her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565239
so I can self-insert

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565205
Oh they did. Just the tryhards, but they did. t has passed though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565238
Yeah, that wasn't the initial response. People somehow managed to focus on like the one sentence that didn't involve serving people that weren't terrible individuals and rant on that. This kept up for a while.

And yeah, Kiki's are good girls. Part dog, part bird, all loyalty. If you actually manage attract one they're waifus well earned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565208
>You will never get comfy with your pregnant Hol Wife and feel the hooves of your unborn daughteru kicking

[Anonymous No.]

It would seem alps are famous/infamous here, so have the book profile! Basically more detail on how they deal with becoming female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565246
>pope

Yeah, well I put n stock on religion. I will wreck you boy lover.

[Anonymous No.]

Dear /mgt/

How do Monster Girls handle a death in the family? Whether it be the Father, the Mother, a Son or a Daughter, how do they react? How does the small, everyone-knows-your-name MGTown react when a well known figure dies somewhere far away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565251
Stop making me sad man. Not a lot of stuff here makes me sad but when it comes to Holstaurus it just hits me.

[Anonymous No.]

And I for one welcome our new nine-tailed youko overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565252
Anything new with dark priest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565257
>youko empire is expanding
>succubus empire is expanding
>sabbath empire is expanding

Humanity is fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565255
Probably the same as us. I don't see why it would be any different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565202
>>12565202
Is KC rewriting he world guide as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565255
Depends on the Monster Girl. I image some resort to ritual cannibalism, their flesh used to bring strength to the family.

>>12565246
I like it. I like it a lot. That lingering doubt in the back of the mind. Is it there? Really happening, or is it all just a terrible hallucination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565238
Whatever happened to the story about a superhero Kikamora hiding her identity from her master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565253

You shouldn't nearly care as much as you seem to do about who told you to go fuck yourself with a rake. On an anonymous image board.

I'm not a writefaggot you should put any stock into to begin with, so go about your business and let's talk about more MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565260
KC is horrible at world building. That's why head cannon is pretty much necessary here.

[Anonymous No.]

Would anyone like to draw a Holstaurus wearing a Salamander's armor, including the sword and ribbon (no long hair)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565269
Aye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565269

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565269
Now that would be interesting. Though the breast pieces would be more like nipple covers. I can imagine her all flustered trying to hold up the heavy sword while trying to cover herself. And now I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565276
>When holy shit, a milk carton
That sentence and that fucking face are making me laugh a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565278
>Do I hold my breasts or my sword?
>Aaaah what do I do?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565276
>milk carton

Would a Holst view anything that isn't pure milk from their bosom a crime against nature?

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Amazoness = best of both worlds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565289
Powdered milk is a war crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565269
the gods will it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565290
stop infecting best girl with your shit fetish

[Anonymous No.]

Teacher anon here, when last we left off we decided to do Holst mom next, gimme a bit to drink my coffee and I'll write up the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565290
Come on anon, step it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565257
And this is his attempt to make the setting look tamer? Is this guy from opposite land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565290
>Yandere
>Amazon
This sounds like a horror story

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565265

The only thing stopping is a crippling sense of self doubt in writing. But that's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565297
Woooo. Thanks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565252
>getting raped by an alp

I would kill myself in shame.

[Anonymous No.]

Godamn these threads move fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565299
The nips generally aren't good at world building or making believable characters. Probably a result of having the most OP weapon on the planet used on them twice then for some reason falling in love with the country that used them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565296
Not him, but yandere a best, though amazon a shit, so ultimately I agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565208
Holy hell that is some improvment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565301
>>12565290

So they're basically the gender-swapped version of those psychopath guys who lock their wives in the closet for 5 years and make them fuck for food and bathroom privileges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565207
More Homunculi.

Preferably one reviving her master the way he revived her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565252
>more lewd and lustful than a succubus

Is such things possible? Are alps canonically the biggest sluts in the mge universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565266
So no one knows what happened with this? That sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565305
Just wait till we reach 1500 posts or so, there's a lull in activity.

>>12565307
>nips are swordians

Strength is law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565318
I guess they are now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565318
They're men that simultaneously get granted MAMONO MANA and a woman's pleasure while having the seeds of mindbreak planted. This really isn't all that surprising when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565318
Yeah, alps are the sluttiest of the sluts, they want to be bullied hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565313
That's normal amazon really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565302
Don't give up anon. Let the idea fester in your brain. The writing will come when it is ready.

I'm furious writing a story about a Healthicore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564882

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565329
qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565305
We don't mess around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564882
Perfectly A SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565328

>Being inspired by that shit I did earlier involving White Russians

You didn't really, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565327
Amazonesses aren't like that anon. They let you use the rest of the house, not just the closet.

[Anonymous No.]

We will be reborn in rape it seems. It's bugging me though, it seems there really will be no place to escape to in this world, my inner paladin is restless.

I'm scarearoused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565335
A gilded cage is still a cage anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw let milk spoil
Hathor will forgive me, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565333
I did actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565336
There's no room for a stronk independent man. Best to get married to a liberal MG and try to enact social change from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565339
Nope, you're fucked.

And not in the good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565339
She''ll forgive you, Anon. as long as you bought another

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565329
He seems to be suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565339
That's ten Hail Mammaries, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564998
Kinda clear you were just hurrying it along to its end to close the story, but at least it's over with an appropriate ending. Cheticore is fucking stupid, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565339
Only if you go out right now and buy a new gallon, maybe two, and drink at least a glass a day until you're done with it. Which reminds me I need to go drink my daily glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565258

The dark priest book profile was translated a while ago, here it is if you haven't seen it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565344
I did.
>>12565346
How do they go like?
>>12565348
>Gallon
Here it's litres and comes in bags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565352
Dark Priest a shit.

Fucking crotchless pants motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565353
>Comes in bags
You're Canadian? They sell them in cartons too, you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565353
>Liters
>Milk in bags
You deserve Quebec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565345
it's enjoyment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565356
He must live up in the more northern part.

In the southern part of Canada near America it's in Cartons, it's in bags up north so it won't spoil as bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565338
All marriages are cages anon, at least the amazoness is up front about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565339
Submit.

You've udderly failed. Even if it was a honest misteak, you've been steered wrong by letting the gift of the gods go to waste.

I dairy you to not make this misteak again, just hoof it on down to the store and pick up another gallon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565360
I know that. I live in the northern part of Canadia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565299

There are a lot of beings with god-like power in the settings, so it balances things out a bit. Not to mention the gods are themselves highly varied in power. Typically when a monster is said to have god-like power it refers to them being stronger than low-rank deities like angels. Monsters as strong as mid and high rank gods are very rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565359
>That lip bite
God damn I've got to work on that weakness of mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565336

becoming a paladin is your best bet son so get /fit/ or else your gonna get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565362
I'm sure she preaches "don't cry over spilt milk"
>>12565358
Never been to Quebec, fuck those guys. Only good thing from them was poutine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565363
Oh well then I apologize fellow Canadian.

Let me guess, Yukon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565362
I hate you so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565359
Manticore please fuck off.

cousin came home smelling like tailpussy for weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>complaining about underpowered humans

You call it "unbalanced". I call it "survival mode".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565371
That's right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565370
Quit putting milk in bags then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565375
Nice, I'm a B.C. faggot.

I hate B.C. so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565368
why must monorus be so based when he draws something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565373
>cousin came home smelling like tailpussy for weeks

I get the feeling that MGs letting humans go home is similar to how Shiki let their victims go home

They seem oddly different and weary until one day the MG comes to claim them once and for all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565342
I will live, or die free, mamono mana can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565372
Hey man, don't have any beef with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565379
Oh trust me that happens like three times a week.

I cannot tell you how much I had to pay in order to repair my wall after an Oni he got away from threw an obsessive Ushi-Oni through it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565378
Because he knows what makes us tick. In a good way.Or in an erotic way, in this case

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565299

Also, a lot of the "taming" aspects only came into play more recently, world guide 2 and such. The updated youko profile was done long before that. I think KC does recognize how dark some of the stuff seemed to be, so he had a monster girl author take over writing to get another perspective from the in-universe author the Wandering Scholar.

>>12565264

The book profiles came out years ago, before any of the world guides. The book profiles are rewrites/updates of old online profiles mostly, the first 100 monsters KC made for the encyclopedia. I don't beleive any rewrites are planned for the world guides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565382
Charon I will shove a spiked dildo up your asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565263
I've just never seen any MG's in any sad situations

How would they act if one of their invasions failed, leaving thousands of their friends dead or left for dead or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565378
I'm waiting for the day he draws smut of Holstaurus, or even Hathor now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565355
Your cockjuggling waifu a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565374

humans arnt underpowered they have the hero class and the paladin to even the odds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565389
Well I for one would be happy because they don't need to be fucking invading everything and trying to wipe out humanity anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>Take out another toothpick
>Begin chewing on the end
>You hate this job sometimes
>"Next is..."
>"Can I go next Anon-sensei?"
>It's Amy
>The Holstaurus
>The most normal girl in your class
>Your favourite student
>You smile
>"Of course, Amy, come on up."
>Her parents come stand in front of the chalk board
>Wait parents?
>Holst mom brought husband
>Kay
>She begins talking
>Tune it out
>You look at the dad
>He seems nervous
>Maybe he got scared from you yelling
>Wait
>He looks familiar...

>5 years ago
>You are a Drill Instructor for the Marine corp
>It's grenade practice
>Your fellow instructor is standing beside you
>It's his day off
>He brought his new car
>"Yeah, Anon, you should come over for dinner, my wife is making meatloaf again and I am sure little Tammy misses you."
>"I guess I could co-"
>Someone screams
>Something lands at your feet
>It's a live grenade
>Frown
>Turn and boot grenade as hard as you can away from you
>It lands on friends car
>Frown harder
>It explodes shattering the window and perforating the hood and tearing chunks from the steering wheel
>Turn around
>Private Dalton is standing behind you


>5 years later
>Private Dalton is standing in front of your chalk board
>You are now trying to kill him with mind bullets
>You had to help pay for that car
>You also spent the day getting chewed out by superiors
>Dalton is now trembling
>".. And that is what it is like owning a family diner!"
>Amy looks proud
>Holst mom looks at Dalton
>Dalton is staring straight ahead unblinking covered in sweat
>"Oh my, are you ok honey?"
>Frown
>"Yes, Dalton, are you well?"
>He nods slowly
>"Thank you for your time Amy, it sounds like a wonderful place, go have a seat."
>Your day has now slightly improved
>You still hate Dalton though
Such is the life of the Male teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565347
Don't you like the apex predator, anon?

>>12565359
>>12565378

Why are manticores so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565388
Hey now, don't be cheeky with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565391
I'm sorry anon I don't think you heard me.

CROTCHLESS
FUCKING
PANTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565394
well I don't know what I expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565369
I'd rather be a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565352
whats with ALL THE FUCKING BELTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565385
They need to update that art

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565394
>Marine corp drill instructor
>Also a school teacher
Tom Hanks pls. Also that was fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565400

becoming a wizard is like EXTREME hard mode but the reward is worth it

[Anonymous No.]

Godamn, how long ago did the book come out and are the profiles collected anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565398
Yeah, Holst mom was always going to be most Normal. I figured while I am doing it I'd add the reason why Teacher anon doesn't seem to worried about being in MG Highschool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565403
They really do. Then again, no one remembers Cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565389

If you mean KC's girls he definately avoids sad situations as he wants to make a fairly happy world where one can live without worries with a monster girl. That said deaths do occur sometimes when monster girls and humans battle.

As for invasion attempts failing, monster girls rarely invade directly in KC's world (most of their realm expansion is passive or done through non-violent means). Most of the big battles come from the Order invading monster girl-controlled land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565394
>kill him with mind bullets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565407

Pretty much everything currently translated can be found on http://monstergirlsredux.com/index.php

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565401
Japanese character design

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565397
>>12565397
Yeah well, whose fault is that? If your cousing wasn't so godamn gullible, this wouldn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be in a new school.
>You'll never be shown around your new school by the Milfy Elf secretary.
>You'll never be shown your classroom, where you are introduced by your Blue Oni teacher.
>You'll never be sitting in class listening to math shit when something pelts the back of your head with the force of a tennis ball launcher for the 4th time this week.
>You'll never turn around and see an Ogre and her 2 P'Orc buddies sniggering whilst avoiding eye contact.
>You'll never be walking home when you you hear a loud, decidedly Brooklyn accent shout for you to "Stop right there, bub."
>You'll never hold a deep seated fear in your heart that it's all Ogre now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565414
He was offered his one weakness.

Pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565413
Looks like she only has to actually unbuckle the top three, four before that whole thing collapses in a pile around her feet. Getting it back on's going to be hell, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565411
FOH DE EMPARAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565412
Minerva and Fritz otp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565410
So it's possible to fuck off somewhere and live monster free?

>inb4 why are you here?

I like to have options

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565411
That's telekinesis, Kyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565415
>school

Nah, I hated school ever since a kid stabbed me in the knee for sitting too close behind him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565411
For an emperor he sure does have a tiny head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565415
>sniggering
Hehe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565424
How about the power...to move you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565410
>As for invasion attempts failing, monster girls rarely invade directly in KC's world (most of their realm expansion is passive or done through non-violent means). Most of the big battles come from the Order invading monster girl-controlled land.
Bullshit. What did Deruella do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563482
>Rule 63 Bowser

Results are disappointing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565424
What is the secret of your power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565415
What subject would each kind of MG teach?

>oni gym teacher
>apophis chem teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565200
>Bizzaro /mgg/
Ha, yeah, there's no way there's human boys out there posting about us, right?
...Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565437
Holstaurus homeec teacher. Or however the fuck its spelled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565437
I always thought that the Ogre would be the Gym teacher and a Witch would be a chem teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565416
Did no one ever tell him not to accept things from strange people, especially the clergy? No, he's a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565437
> Ushi Oni Health teacher
" Today, children, we're going to be learning about sex. "
> "What's sex?"
> " Mommy, where are you?"
> " I'm so excited to have my seventh birthday today!"
> " But Ms. Uushi, we learned about seecks yesterday, and all last week!"
" It's a very important subject. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565440
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565443
>ogre
they're more or less the same as onis except they have the shitty "becomes sub if overpowered" clause and aren't alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565412
You have to make an account there don't you? How is it over there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565441
Anything really.

Gym clothes hols in a sports bra, hoodie, and spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565444
His mother is very pro-monster and wants him to get a monster girlfriend as fast as possible.

I hate her so fucking much because he always hides out at my place to get away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565433

That's one reason she is considered a extremist among monsters. Even then she doesn't invade nations often, if only due to her long lifespan meaning she is in no hurry.

Also Lescatie was quick to fall, there wasn't much of a battle given the hearts of the heroes were not with the Order (as explained in the first world guide) and they fell to the monster's temptations quickly.

Now have some good luck beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565437
>Lich Physics Teacher
>Dragon History Teacher
>Dark Elf teaching math
The mathematics and art of bondage techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565437

Didn't we do something like this a while ago?

>Ancient History Apophis teacher
>always gets giddy when she gets to the Egypt section
>eternally in a prank war with the World History Pharaoh teacher down the hall

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565385
Pussy, I liked it dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565454
Yes yes yes yes and more yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565445
>Ushi
>Ever being hired

What shithole school is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565457
I swear if I die and find myself in that universe, I'm teaching humans how to make black powder and True faith

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565448
So better...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565290
I prefer my amazons to be slightly tsundere, pretending they dont care, and trying to act tough but wimping out whenever they get physical

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565459
The dark elf is that kind mild-mannered bachelor who secretly keeps a human boy she kidnapped locked in her basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565457
I swear if I die and find myself in that universe, I'm teaching those humans about the True Faith and how to make black powder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565463
Detroit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565437
>danuki economics teacher
>most all history teachers are some form of elf
Hell, they've probably been raped in half of the places covered by curriculum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565394
I liked this one a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565466
I liked the way ParkedBuggy did his amazoness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565465
>wanting a submissive mg

gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565437
Who would be the school nurse/health teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565462
Slight belly pudge and those udders would be overflowing in that 'why do they seem to shrink during the day' bra.

puu dot sh/bBvBQ/b43af010aa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565475
>Being a fag
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565453

Pretty quiet and nice overall. Most activity is in the chat. So long as you don't post things blatantly attacking KC, monster girls and such (we'd like to continue to work in his good graces, to be able to ask him questions and such) you should be fine, assuming you wish to post at all (you could just use the site to keep up to date on translations).

[Anonymous No.]

What would monsters put on their signs if they went on strike for some reason?

>Succubus counsellor just wants to keep fucking the students

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565477
Probably another Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565455
Pardon my candor, but your cousin's kind of a bitch, isn't he? Help him grow some balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565463
>not wanting the RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565164
Tanuki. Jewish and monetary entrapment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565484
"Monsters are people too"
"Long live sexual liberation"
"Not your shield"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565437
Oomukade - computer science
Jinko - mathematics (one of my advisers was a Russian lady and because Anya is Russian so is all jinkos)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565479
I think I need a special physical exam from this teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565488
I like my pelvis anon.

not to mention I'd rather fuck a drunk Oni gym teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565207
In b4 crayonanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565480
go dom a beta cyclops fag

I'll be over here getting rekt by an oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565498
That is the most backwards argument I've ever heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565486
I see nothing wrong with that.

>School nurse always asks if you are drinking enough milk
>makes sure each student drinks some when they visit the nurse's office
>She's making them drink her breast milk

[Anonymous No.]

What does tailpussy taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564998
This is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565481
So they are enthralled, no shitalking monstergirls? How boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565500
I'd go to the nurse daily and ask for special physical exams. I think the other students might have to suffer because I'd be drinking as much milk as she can produce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565501
Why don't you respond to those "HB adult actors needed" ads and find out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565501
Like the stagnant water you find in tire swings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565498
Go do that and fuck off, we've had enough stupid dom vs sub arguments to last ten lifetimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565496
>not an Amazon gym teacher that takes it easy on the boys so she can rape them after class in her office

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565501
Bags of rancid fish, and probably drugs considering how ALERT she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565501
Cum and olive juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565510
But what if it's full of shitty girls like spiders or oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565509
Well she is single and it's the only way she can relieve the stress on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565504

Boring perhaps, but its nice to have a place to celebrate monster girls without all the arguing. You can go to other places for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565517
Too bad, that's how you make you're living, you don't get to choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565475
>Being this much of a no balls
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565519
She wouldn't have to do it alone with me around. I want to walk in on her 'relieving' her stress one day. From then on I will be her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565474
too bad parkedbuggy wrote just enough to make us all interested and then dropped off the planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565517
You think camsluts like you get to be choosy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564318
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565523
>REAL men with balls like me dom their girls!
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565523
>Thinking submission means-
Wait, no, I'm on a blue board where people are naive as fucking children anyway.

Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565395
I know I'll be laughed out of the room for "hurr durr caring about science" but a halfbreed like that would have so many defects if it somehow didn't stillbirth or spontaneously abort. It's weird enough that Clare is fertile to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565520
So 4chan and mgu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565517
>Not wanting to star in an oni gangbang vid

Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565524
I'm sure she would be very happy.

Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565536
Didn't someone die from that though?

Can't I just do a sexual pun-off with Charon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565527
>>12565521
I just want a Manticore to ride me like a dirty slut on camera for everyone to see while her tail is latched onto my face. I just want to eat out her dirty tail, licking her clean as she pulls out a barb and jams it into my leg to force me to cum over and over into her snatch and ass, plugging both her holes full of my cum. I want to be tied down and used by a trio of manticore sisters as I'm injected with venom until I can't even think and I can't do anything except shoot my filthy semen uselessly into the air, splattering myself and all the manticores around me. I want all their tails latched onto me, one on my face, one on my cock, and another holding a dildo in its gaping hole that she uses to peg me.

I want to be a meat puppet for those tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565532
Yoo see this? You see this shit? This is why you don't know what a vagina feels like, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565540
I would work hard to make her happy. Especially by praising Hathor every night and maybe a few times during the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565534
Aren't monstergirls already technically half-breeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565546
And this is the other extreme. Fuck all of you that thinks there's only this and being a paladin, switching master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565545
>Porn video with anon and Charon
>It's the hottest thing since magma, but all the puns from both parties kill boners so hard it's like the aftermath of a Wurm going through a city looking for her mate
>Following videos are of Charon getting raped by anon's who were pissed off at her puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565546
Don't forget about swallowing gallons of their girlcum like you live on the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565552
>getting raped by anon's

Is this like ultra-kinky reverse rape porn in MG world?

[Anonymous No.]

We need to make out own version of pick related

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565550
No, some have more than two species involved in their makeup. Even then they're really just some weird kind of breed by modern classification. They're still technically human, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565552
I would be the super deluxe Blu-Ray collector's edition of this!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565552
>sales not sky rocketing higher than the latest paladin "mindbreak" porno

>Anon and Charon not settling down with their boatloads of cash

It's like you want Charon to suffer forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565551
>switching

That's not how you write FREEdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565568
>mindbreak porno

Don't tell me... it's all staged and the guy isn't enslaved? Fucking ruined my day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565562
*buy

Holy shit I can't type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565562
>>12565568
>Super ultra mega high definition plasma 60FPS deluxe alpha omega Blue-Ray edition
>It's every video of Charon in porn videos, combined with behind the scenes action in the River of Styx
>Blows every porn video out of the water so hard it's like the aftermath of a Kraken feeling the pleasure of being cummed inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565570
Well of course they can't actually do that. I mean we have laws and everything. Besides, he's a whore that's had thousands of pussies around his dick, you can't mindbreak a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565570
Why do you think the paladin always wears a mask anon?

It's the same guy every time, guy lives next door to me. Fucking freak that guy is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565534
Trying to apply science to ancient mythology or fantasy in general should reflexively remove you from the room. Stuff like anything from a spider girl to Godzilla would implode on their own frame from gravity is just really boring.

Suspension of disbelief, yes, but drawing it at practical science though? If that's the extent of disbelief then shit, you don't get to have much fun with imagination or fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565573
>It's always the same guy fucking her
>He's interviewed on what he sees in her
>"I have a fetish for sexual puns"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565571
Too late, you've volunteered. I suggest not fighting the women in black suits that are going to ring your doorbell in three... two...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565580
And we never heard from that Anon ever again
A tragic tale

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565546
>>12565553

Anons plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565574
Wait, so, if you get fucked enough, you could become, mindbreakproof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565580
I-I have no regrets. Tell the Holstaurus that I love each and everyone of them.

May Hathor bless you all!

Hold on, someone's ringing my doorbell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565586
It's like getting killed, Anon
Eventually you will be immune to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565553
So tangy and delicious.
I want to be used by a manticore. I want to be used by manticores. To be their filthy cocksleeve is my greatest aspiration.

I can just imagine the hours spent as each of them has their way with me until my limbs are so full of barb holes they have to resort to injecting their venom straight into my balls. I want to feel the burning, the swelling as I'm reduced to little more than a semenslave. I want to cum forever into their lewd tails, I want to feel them as they suck, squeeze, pulse, undulate, and extract every single drop I can hope to produce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565546
Another anon successfully turned into a slut.
You're next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565586
In theory you could be conditioned not to be conditioned. The trick is banging enough monsters that don't mindbreak you before you're unmindbreakable. A noble endeavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565592
Anon. You're broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565593
Who's next anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565394
hahahahah, that was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565599
You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565603
And we never heard from that Anon ever again
Truly a tragic tale

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565603
But I don't want to be raped by a Manticore for my first time.

Can she as least be gentle at first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565608
The oomukade fluffer might be if you're lucky. I hear they like using those for the rather... unique effects of their venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565598
Don't you understand? You're the broken ones.

How can you not love those amazing tailpussies? They're so hot, and wet. They squeeze you just right. They can lick and suck like the finest mouth. They can bring you to the edge and hold you there for an eternity, or make you cum and spew your filthy, boiling seed in them within seconds.

Then there's the rest. Those fluffy ears that can hear your heartbeat. They swivel and focus on you, listening intently as you try your best to put on a brave front, but your heart belies you.

Those piercing vermillion eyes that can tell when you're lying by your tiny facial tics and tweaks. She can see you shake no matter how hard you try to hide it. They can even see you from hundreds of feet away in near-perfect dark. What if she left you in a solitary cell, in the darkness, and the only thing you could do is listen to her footsteps and feel her tail brush against you? But she'd know where you are all the time, reveling in your fear.

Those fluffy paws and feet, so very strong, so very warm, so fluffy. The paws are so soft! I love it when they make me massage them, manicure them, rub fine oils into them to keep the pads nice and soft.

If I'm good and do well they reward me with a few sucks from their tail, smearing my almost permanently hard erection with their steaming juices.

And their wings, letting them fly and dive on you from high shadows and ledges. You think you're safe, but she can hear your fear. She can see your terror. Even her nose is keen, she can smell your arousal. She knows you're filling your boxers with precum because she's let you know she's there. You know that tail is waiting for you. Ready to take you to heights of pleasure and bliss you've never experienced.

And the best part? She has sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565612
>drug using girls

No. I don't want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565608
>Can she as least be gentle at first?

That depends on your handler.

She may to go hard first thing so the feeling of submission is ingrained in your body, leaving you to embrace your newfound sluthood.

Or she may take her time, with you resisting, trying to fool yourself into thinking your not used goods, that you're still available for marriage, that you're not just some cumpump for some random manticore's pleasure. This is the most painful method because your sense of selfhood crumbles slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565616
Manticore stop.

I shouldn't be getting a boner over manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565617
>I don't want that
Did you miss the part where freedom of choice is gone, Anon?

Tonight. You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565619
You shouldn't. But you are.

[Anonymous No.]

We /boyslut/ now I guess.

Anyone have a pimp who is not a manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565619
Sure you should, they're majestically lewd creatures. Don't let one writefag and a little over representation spoil them for you.

[[e-mail] No.]

Reposting my finished part 2 for those who want to read it.

I did some more proofreading and edited the way my Hatter talks because at first nonsense prose is fun but it's very creatively draining to write. What was up before was the result of the end of a swally that I didn't particularly enjoy anyway, so it's a little more inspired, a little more nonsensical. I removed the shouting match toward the end because I feel like I'm relying on those too much and want to ave more natural dialogue.

Here's the link, and for the love of Christ, please leave me feedback. I'm resolving to starting Pars 3 over the long weekend, no matter what. All contents will be subject to change though. I need to decide what to do with it, but I don't want to just make a CYOA because this is supposed to be my creative work, having others tell me where to go or what to do kinda defeats the purpose.

But I digress, here's the link; http://pastebin.com/PBGwVLAy

And I would deeply value some suggestions. Either through the email in my name field or in response to this comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565616
>I'm getting really turned on.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565626
I think the succubi and tanuki pimps would outnumber the manticore ones, really. Maybe a few dark elves thrown in for flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
1) Dragon
2) Jabberwock
3) Ryu
4) Wyvern
5) Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565606
Threads get quieter and quieter until I'm the only one left who's not mindbroken. Truly a wonderful apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565620
When my vampire friend gets through with you you'll be saying Tonight. Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565616
Fuck.

[[e-mail] No.]

>>12564266
>Dhampyr
>Alp
>Dark Elf
>Vampyre
>Red Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565626
Mine's a vampire but it's weird. All of my clients just come in and all I have to do is listen to their problems and talk to them. Sometimes they ask to cuddle up and watch a movie, some of them ask to hold my hands. I feel less like a slut and more like a human teddy bear. And all of them pull hoods over their heads so no-one can see their faces when they leave. I'm confused. Monstergirls are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565635
Will you resist as well? You are not alone if so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565635
Wouldn't being the first one mind broken be best? You get to enjoy it so much longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565626
Ha fuck you I've kept safe motherfuckers!

Oh god please help me they keep trying to break in

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to stick my dick in Ra, and no one can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565616
A say thee nay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565643
>being this innocent

You're an escort, anon. You're just selling your presence and emotional comfort.

You'll move up to the big boy's work eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565648
I don't really care, I just want to cuddle with Charon while we drift on The River Styx

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565647
You're so lucky, Anon! You're in a position to bargain! The first one to mount you normally claims you as a husband after the initial unstoppable orgy, be sure to choose your terms and you're waifu well before opening the door!

Or you can just hide in the corner until the biggest, baddest motherfucker finally breaks in and takes you until you snap. Your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565647
It's not about being "safe" anon. Unless you mean financially safe.

At least you won't be raped as much if you're marked used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565654
Can't I pick option three?

Kill myself as they break in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565501

bags of sand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565644
I want to watch my dearest anonymous friends get picked off, one by one.

Then I'll be the last one to lau

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565657
>>12565647

just call your paladin bro he will happily fuck up those nasty sluts outside your door

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565594
The way I see it: Holstaurus, Weresheep, Werecat, Alice, Damphir, Lizardman, Salamander. Then Slimes.The the burlier warriors girls like Oni and Jinko. But I'm staying away from succubi and dragons. [spiler]They're last, legendary feats.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565660
Another one bites the dust.

So who's gonna make bets on who lasts the longest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565619
>>12565632
>>12565637

Yes anons, I think you're understand.

What better is there than to be herded into a corner by a keen, predatory manticore? She makes this noise and that, shows herself here and there. It's all intended to get you to run a certain way. She knows your type. She knows how you try to scramble away. She. Knows. You.

You think you can get away, but suddenly where did that wall come from? Gliding in on wings from on high, the Manticore sets down gracefully behind you. There's no escape. You might try to yell at her or tell her you're tough or that you're not scared, but she just laughs and stalks forward, her tail poised to strike.

You can't even scream before the tail covers your mouth, stealing your breath. She uses her claws to shred your clothing, leaving you bare naked in an alley. The Manticore lords over you, carefully removing her tail, delighting in the tendril of tailpussy juice that draws out and snaps between its opening and your lip.

She drops heavily on your chest after removing her panties and bra. She's going to enjoy this. Enjoy you. Enjoy your happy little friend, who got hard just from a whiff of her snatch and her tailpussy honey in your mouth.

Your trembling only makes her happier, hornier, and she starts masturbating on your chest, playing with her clit and pussy as her tail barbs dig and scratch at your flesh, especially on your inner thighs. Every time you flinch or cry out from the pain she gasps in pleasure.

Just when you think you can't take it anymore, the tail plunges onto you and instantly brings you to a foamy head. She loves it! She loves you, the taste of your semen in her tail. Biting her lip she cums on your chest, covering you with her scent - making you hers. Spines fire from her tail into your legs and crotch, forcing more and more semen into her tail as it slurps and gulps and sucks greedily.

The entire time she watches your face, delighting in the torment of forced orgasms after orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565657
>as they break in?
Gutsy, are we? Well, you can always try, just pray it wasn't something like a beelzebub or wererabbit that made it through a crack in the wall. You'd never make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565647
LIbrary anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565670
Also, hope there aren't any liches or ghosts in the crowd. If there are you're still literally fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565671
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565674
there couldn't be any ghosts there (yet) or they'd have gotten in already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565648
Why would he be afraid? Aren't they benevolent gods?

>>12565657
It's been a long time since we've had a last man standing story, suicide or escape ending, no yielding to the monsters. If suicide, let him do it in front of their shocked, tearful faces, I need suffering!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565650
No but seriously. The Vampire I work for found me working a street corner. I'm no naive virgin. The girls who bought my services before were not nearly as embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565668
Is this how you got captured and forced into sluthood, anon? I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565670
>>12565674
Don't worry anons I've taken precautions.

I've covered all my walls so no cracks would appear, and I'm currently doused in holy water.

goodbye anons, they're starting to break in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565681
Fair point, barring protective charms that might be ruined upon entry. What other MG can rape you from beyond the grave? You'd need to be alive for a vampire to do anything, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565680
I thought you were someone else. There was an anon who hid in a library and put various defenses as his town was DE bombed. We tried to get him rap- I mean get him a wife. Guess that game will never conclude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565682

he's not a heretic so have 3 heretical gods fighting over him is terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565683
Are you working high class neighborhoods or college towns? Kids these days are socially awkward and don't know how to go out and take a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565685
And we never heard from that Anon ever again
Truly a tragic tale

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565684
>>12565668

I'm sorry this never happened to ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565696
We're dropping like flies. Can't I just wander onto a farmland and get my holstaurus waifu or go for a swim and find a nice sea bishop? I'm scared, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey you guys know how to get rid of a Manticore?

She broke into my house like three days ago and won't leave.

I'm kinda scared of when she'll start to get her urges and have her way with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565696

He could have survived if only he had swallowed his pride and threw himself into the arms of a random monstergirl for protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565685
Faretheewell anon. We'll all be joining you shor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565696
Hey, yeah.
>>12565685 This guy again, turned out they were looking for a different guy.

So, can I crash at one of your places due to me having no door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565700
Like what, she's just hanging out? Weird.

Give her some eggs. MAKE her eat the eggs. That works on pretty much everything but lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565691
My pimp's a vampire. Lower high class monstergirls mostly. We get some college monstergirls too though.
I'm just trying to earn enough money to leave this fucking city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565706
You're just tying to get a hapless anon forcefed his own eggs.

Bad advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565706
Tried that before.

She doesn't like eggs.

my butt still hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565710
No no, the idea is to be so creepy even a manticore doesn't want to be around you. You know, "you don't have to tell me why you're here, but you do have to eat these." Also you need to breathe heavily. Besides, if you're going to be forcefed you might as well make sure it's something soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565706
>That works on pretty much everything but lamia.
Since they'll eat the eggs without even asking.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Hound!

When might you be coloring this image so I can match it up with the others?

Spoiled because people still be butthurt...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565635
I have a fox woman wife, so i am also not mindbroken

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565717
Essentially. You definitely do NOT want to try that one on shirohebi. Worst thing you could do short of buying a ring or talking to other women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565721
I think hound already did. I'll see if I cant find it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565700
tell her
1) you are impotent
2) you are out of booze
3) act like an alp
4 high powered rifle, or 10 gauge shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565721
Here you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565731
It's Big Gay Alp's Big Gay Monster Boy Sanctuary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565732

Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565731
1) She found my tissues
2) She raided my stash
3) She checked that area first
4) I live in Canada and have no gun license

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565731
>act like an alp

But many MGs love sissy boys, not sure that's the best advice.

>>12565722
Right. You're "free" to "do anything" but only if it includes brushing her tails without thinking about anything else in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565725
>buying a ring
But anon, what if that was my goal?

[Anonymous No.]

In the spirit of Halloween I felt like polling any femanons:
Echidna offers to monsterise you, what type do you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565738
It was supposed to be for her, right? You bought it for her? Not that other whore? Hey, why were you so friendly with the woman at the counter? ANSWER ME! SHE SMILED BACK! WAS SHE FLIRTING WITH YOU?! SHE'LL KILL THE SLUT IF SHE THINKS- y-you were smiling because you were thinking of her? That's so sweet... just don't do it again, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565745

Don't you mean lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565745
Either a werewolf or a creation/homunculus.

In the case of the latter, I'd rip off my hand and go around screaming "I'M A MONSTER!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565684
Sorry?
There's nothing to be sorry about.

She takes good care of me. I don't have to worry about money or food. All I need to do is obey her and present my cock whenever she asks. Sometimes it hurts to cum 30 times a day, but Mistress Manticore is actually very sweet. She dotes on me and lets me use the internet whenever I want - at least until it's time for her tailpussy to suck me dry.

My balls tingle just thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565746
The beauty of Shirohebis is that she can just give you her flame if she thinks you're being that unfaithful, and I'm hers for the night.

I'll show her how much I want her. She can believe that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565745
>Femanons
>In MGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565753
>for the night.
Was that implied to be a temporary thing in the profiles? I took it to be permanent, as in one hint of infidelity and she marked you for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565745
>becoming the monstergirl

STOP! You have violated the law!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565756
But Anon, we're all little girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565751
You need help anon.

Serious help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565757
No, it's just for a bit.
At least, until you fuck her like a savage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565749
Derp, you're right. Echidna births new monsters instead, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565751

please stop its making me cringe to think you actually typed all that out irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565768
how are you not cringing every 5 seconds scrolling through this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565767
>Derp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565768
>>12565763
>implying >>12565751 needs help
>implying implications

Go be biased somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565772
Manticore please leave.

Go fuck your slave and never return

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565763
You're right, anon.

Which is why I'm glad her mother and two sisters are coming over. One of their favorite games is to dildo their tails over me, showering me with their nectar. The one who orgasms last has to clean me up with tongue and tail.

They're actually pretty good people. They patiently take their turn, waiting to milk me. They aren't too rough with how they force my face into their snatch to eat them out, or hang their tailpussies at my hands so I can finger them.

Sometimes they like playing jokes like throwing me outside and locking the doors when there are werewolves around. It kind of hurts when I see them laugh and film a pack of them raping me, only to drag my battered and bruised body back in to barb me and ride me until I'm in tears from the pain. But I love them, they care for me like no one else ever has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565763
Help? He sounds ok to me anon. He just appreciates his manticore mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565774
>Sometimes they like playing jokes like throwing me outside and locking the doors when there are werewolves around.


Wow. I wish someone loved me that much.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl is most likely to 420 blaze it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565774
>literally throwing your ass to the wolves
>still loving them

I'm calling Paladins to smite these bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565770

/MGG/ really is one of the most cringe worthy places on 4chan but some of the OC that comes out of these threads is god tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565762
We are not /a/ for few months already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565751
>there are people who want to live like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565781
But /jp/ is just little girls in silly hats. I can buy a silly hat if I need to. I have paper, I can make one right now. Oh, I also have an umbrella. That'll work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565762
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565780
>some of the OC that comes out of these threads is god tier

But all the OC is about as cringeworthy as anything posted in the threads. In fact, it's one of the distinctive hallmarks of /mgg/ cringyness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565751

Looks like your fetish is sub-popular.

Huh? Amirite? C'mon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565786
Go to bed Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

Just gonna throw this out there, but some of you guys are getting to /mlp/ levels of autismal delusionality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565774
>>12565751

anon please stop i cant take this level of cringe anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565785
Who gives a shit? It's not like we're parading this stuff around real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565789
>>12565791
>no fun allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565789
The guy's just writing typical smut, except it's not in greentext, also no one's taking it really seriously. No more delusional than anything else regularly posted around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564266
Top Five?
That'd be Dark Angel, Nightmare, Mantis, Lich, and Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565789
I'd like to point out that, in my defense, I am autism-free.
Which is hard for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565794
It's more a warning...things spiral outta control. I've seen some shit nyugga...

I'm just worried guise, gawd ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565798

im so sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565789
What in the fuck are you talking about? Is this your first time in the threads?

>>12565791
So don't read it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565793
That wasn't really my point.

1. The guy I was replying to implied that OC is somehow different or more respectable than anything that comes out of these threads. It's not.
2. No one's parading their fetishes around IRL here, if you're talking about that guy manticore posting he's just messing around, as we've done for the past few hundred posts in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564458
Do horse pussies even have hymens?

[Anonymous No.]

This burger is delicious.

Right anons, Teacher anon here, who's next?

>Harpy
>Lamia
>Witch mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565806
Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565806
Hooray! Got back home just in time for the resumption of MGT!

Also, Witch Momma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565805
How the fuck would I know? Google it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565800
Relax newfag, this is standard procedure around here.

I'm not the only one who cringes at the "daughteru" posts, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565812

yeah the daughter stuff is just kinda sad really

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565812
I don't understand why you'd cringe at anything. Unless you're a filthy normalfag that can't understand the hearts of anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565801
You damn well should be.
What is this, Kick the Autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565812
Depends.
Do you mean the "You will never have X Monster Daughteru who does X Heart-attacking-inducing adorable thing" posts?
Or the "Fug the daughteru" posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565806
Lamia, all day, every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565806
>asked for Dark Priest
>get witch

Why won't people give them a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565818

both

[Anonymous No.]

what happened to fox mom?
srsly cliffhanger here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565812
>>12565814
Fuck you. Daughteru dicking for life. Can't handle it?

>>>/out/
>>>/fit/
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565806
Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565823
I cringe at the latter.

The former just make me think about how adorable little girls are period. And how I really am saddened that I'll probably never have the experience watching one of my own grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565829
What happened? You lose your balls in a tragic farming accident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565831
LOL
got this visual of him calling a holtasarus a fatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565829

go out and get a really waifu instead of imagining up an imaginary daughter with your imaginary monster wife I believe in you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565818
The "fug da daughteru" stuff seems like typical fetish discussion, I'm not really surprised considering people will dick just about anything.

But there's some weird kind of perverted romanticism about the daughteru posting that I think has its origins in anime. Maybe moe and the "2cute" impulse weird me out in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565831
I think it's more to do with that good old 3DPD thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565834
Of course, I want to be treated like a bitch by an amazoness, so who am I to talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565834
>Maybe moe and the "2cute" impulse weird me out in general
You dislike Yotsuba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565834

>>>114888914

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565837
Dick the yotsuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565822
Give me something to work on and I'll Make Priestess mom for you anon

Never ready anything with one as my knowledge is limited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565841
Imagine her a grownup, still having that upbeat attitude, but also curves.
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565835
>>12565833
My experience with women is limited to one internet "Relationship", and managing to ask a girl for her number, after having known her for six years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565837
Yotsuba is cute and funny but I'm never like "whoa, I want to be her dad"

In theory I don't mind "cuteness" with children but anime happens to have that weird exploitative vibe where only rare series such as Yotsuba are free of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565089
Independent City of Monster Girl City
Section VII: Punishment
Heading 17.
Hard labor, used as consequence to physical misconduct such as, but not limited to, assault and battery between a human male and monster girl, will consist of induced marriage between the two conflicting parties. The male will be responsible to create an environment to beneficially procreate a child with his partner and shall continually do so for the duration of the punishment. The duration of the punishment may be extended by the judge or the married couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565845
Reblogged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565846
>I'm never like "whoa, I want to be her dad"
What's wrong with you?
>>12565847
>the punishment is always rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565847

but paladins assault monsters all the time does that mean only the most holy of men get multiple wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565847
>assault and battery between a human male and monster girl
Even if the monster girl is the perpetrator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565842
They're basically sexy Jehova's witnesses who try to spread the faith of the fallen god. Maybe you could make her a fundie that complains the kids are not receiving a complete education, with the "spiritual" side absent, I imagine you've had run ins with people like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565856
ESPECIALLY if the Monster Girl is the perpetrator.

[Anonymous No.]

So do MGs dump their mansluts with the kid while they escape responsibility? Are single fathers viewed by mg society as single mothers are in our world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565848
>Not "Subscribed"
The internet is changing.
I don't like change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565854
If the law were actually enforced the guy would get married after the first offense and his paladin days would be over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565850
>>12565856
Such is life in the MGC

>>12565854
That would require paladins following the law of Monster Girls. Of course, when they're captured I'm sure they'd be forced into some relationships they don't want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565847
>forced marriage between victim and aggressor

They'll have to kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565860
>MGs leaving their husbands

Nice try anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565318
I guess you could explain it as them knowing how a guy thinks and their weakpoints, but that would make the whole existence of conventional Succubi redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565782
>>12565779
>>12565777

But anons, don't you see? No matter what happens to me, she welcomes me back with open arms, a hot meal, and a warm bed.

Sometimes when we're alone, she pats my head and cuddles me close. I probably shouldn't say anything because she gets mad when I do, but it's why I love her. She's always there for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565844
Well, shindol made one. Have you ever heard about four leaf doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565868
But what if you're not necessarily married, like if you got passed around at an oni party or something? What if you get pumped and dumped by some jerk oni?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to violate the monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565870
Alps are hard work, getting to that phase 3 might take a while. Succubi are for people who can't handle that.
>>12565873
>doujin
Not sure if want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565842
And this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565871
You should pastebin a story about a guy getting gently mindbroken in the scenario you described. From the guy's pov of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565875
Second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565871
And this is worth giving up all control and dignity? Feh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565876
It's her as a tween, involves drugs, mind breaking, pregnancy, and is generally considered one of the most innocence-destroying things in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565875
>>12565884
Get a load of these guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565876
It awesome. Yotsuba and her friends get drugged and fucked by niggers. One of them pregnant, give birth in a toilet and leave the baby there. Yotsuba becomes drug addicted nigger whore
My dick is diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565868
What about that damphir greentext? It was logical, since vampires and damphir are natural enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565886
>dignity
This is only an issue if you have a huge ego.
>control
Do you... feel in control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565890
Go back to sucking manticore tail pussy faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565876
Fair enough, I guess optimization is worth the wait compared to getting anything completely stock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565888
>>12565891
Do not want. Yotsuba should fuck like a Duracell Bunny but never with niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565894
Exactly. If you're still posting here you've lost control a long time ago, might as well give it to a nice manticore who will do something useful with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565896
Gladly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565888
>>12565891
Did you really feel the need to talk about that here? Fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565894
Live alone, enough money to neet it up every once in a while, no dependents, go where I want when I want. Fuck yes I'm n control, I live as want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565900
Why? Are you a evil bigotted racist? What's wrong with nigger fucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565901
>I'm a loser so everyone else must be as well

Whatever gets you through the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565873
>>12565888
>>12565891
>ShindoL
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565910
>look at me, I'm a successful human being!
Whatever helps YOU sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565908
Inferiority complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565910
Just listen to yourself man. You're posting in a fucking monster girl thread, on an otaku culture board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565911
I like seeing cute girls becoming retarded public bicycles
Drugs, pregnancy and stuff included

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565912
>get called successful
>be successful
>this is bad
continued laughter.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565916
you're a terrible person

[Anonymous No.]

What ever happened to captaincanukimerican?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565911
Some of her stuff is pretty nice.
I love the H-Manga about the slutty college students and the no-nonsense shota professor.

And some of her more romantic doujins are cute. Like the one with the girl in the wheelchair, or the dude who saves an ojou-sama from being gangraped, and becomes her "Personal Bodyguard".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565911
The doujin with the quadrupal amputee and the one with the rich girl with a rape fetish were ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565871
>>12565751

Stockholm Syndrome in action, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anon, would you hook up with a Tanuki if she promised to rest her giant balls on your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565912
Even the creator of this sire has gone normalfag, I see no reason to care you begrudging me this.

>>12565914
Yeah, cause that's my whole life. Please. Whatever, let's drop it, I didn't come here to fight or brag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565922
Thanks
I like cute girls suffering and degradation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565890
>Not desiring the immense satisfaction that is enforcing your will onto other living beings.
>Not enforcing your will deep into their soaking womanhoods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565923
He was mauled by a Superior Siberian High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565923
Became a family man, abandoned us for Kancolle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565923
apparantly he ditched us for shipgirls though i've never seen any actual proof of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565930
>didn't come here to fight or brag
>picks a fight and brags
Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565933
If you're with some beta mg like a weresheep or cyclops I could see how that would work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565871
This anon is living the dream.

>loving woman, food, warm bed, cuddles, sometimes rape

Where did I go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565926
Was she a quad?
I thought she only lost her arms? Either way, she was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565924
>her
He is half dirty gaijin born in NY
Google his photos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565933
not
>etching your throbbing will into their moist, quivering wombs

One. Job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565941
I hear conflicting reports and never know what to believe.

I really don't care, I like their stuff, that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565940
Ew
Amputee too spooky
His drugged gangrape stuff much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565938
>monstergirls are unbeatable

I will rape a dragon on your doorstep this night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565926
That you bourbon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565949
even in the land of autistic mg fantasies that's pretty deluded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565952
It's a man's dream to lay a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565929
Only if she take a shower at a camp full of Tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565952
>You don't understand how a hugbox works do you? If you want it, it exist

Geez anon, just feed her or gas her with dragon lily and she'll be out like a light. Then ass pillaging begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565938
>>12565952
Why would I conform with some low level monstergirls when I could be going for stronger and scarier vaginas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565955
While your dubs tell the truth of the matter, the fact of it is that you do not rape the Dragon.

You merely acquire the chance to be used as breeding stock, if you are fortunate enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565950
I still don't know who that is I don't have an amputee fetish if that answers your question I just liked the doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565950
Who are you, and why do you know uncle Bourbon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565959
because there's nothing that humans can do that is physically imposing and they all wanted to rape you in the first place

>muh hugbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565960
>the fact of it is that you do not rape the Dragon.

Says who? You?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565965
>what are paladins
>what are heroes
>what is magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565968
>magic
Dragons are immune.
>paladins
Dragons are not unholy, Dragonfire doesn't need mana.
>heroes
Many have tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565968
even if you can beat them you're still a puny human in the end. no mg is going to go "oh shit here comes that big scary human". they won't be afraid when you try to have sex with them

it's one thing to make them submissive but quite another to "rape" them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565546
>>12565592
>>12565616
>>12565668
So lewd it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565972
Stop enjoying that. It's a ploy to make more anons ok with being boywhores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565971
Elves are Monster Girls, Elves are harder NOT to rape than to rape, your argument is invalid.
>>12565974
So what's wrong with being a boywhore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565970
1. Not all, and if they are just enhance yourself and use any weakness they have.

>inb4 dragon weakness

They're not gods, and even gods die.

2. No, but it does need to be replenished, and a sufficiently strong, often enhanced shield can withstand it.

3. And many have succeeded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565976
I'm speaking under the assumption that we're not talking about ultra subby mgs. Also

>thinking elves can't rape
I'd watch myself if I were you

[Anonymous No.]

What is wrong with subfags trying to impose their analbleeding fantasies upon domfags when both of their fantasies are as ridiculous and autistic?

Every time someone mentions they prefer to be on top we devolve into human versus monster-girls argument and eventually into the magic versus technology one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565974
But being a boywhore might be the only way to make money.

See pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565982
I'm sorry I won't do it again please don't hit me!
...wait, what side are you on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565982
Such is our way. Don't fight it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565982

Monsters ate and killed regular humans in myth all the time and human heroes did the same to those very same monsters every time too. There's no reason that this wouldn't occur with monster girls too, except slaying would be replaced with laying more often than not.

>>12565988
I'm on he side of letting people masturbate to whatever they want as long as they keep it to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565982
first of all it's hardly anyone "imposing" anything, this is just typical taste shitflinging, it's always been a part of these threads. And everything posted here is autistic, so that's not really a criticism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565992
>keep it to themselves
Oh, I guess it's time to close the thread then, this guy thinks we should keep it to ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565971
Monster recognize strength as law, if you beat them, submission is not far behind.

[Anonymous No.]

Harpy wins, gimme a bit and then I'll write it up, grabbing some coffee.

also

>Tfw you ran out of stories to read in the pastebin so you make your own

This is kinda neat too I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564998
i would like a sequel, or at least a few shorts

[Seafoam No.]

Aaaaaand the results are in and mostly apathetic. The people that do care voted mostly for prose though, so I guess I get to use paragraphs again.

http://imgur.com/vdgPy3b

[Anonymous No.]

There are no subs in these threads. Their fantasies are always within their sphere of control, their comfort zone. No one sane would put themselves in a situation where they cannot work for a favorable outcome, not one of them would see a manticore and fall to their knees and ask to be ravished, because they know that this being might not, and most likely, will not work as they imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566005
You're generalizing. Don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566003
Most of us care about the content, not the format.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566009
I speak the truth. They behave exactly as they want them to, because that's their fantasy. Even if they're being submissive, they are in full control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565208
done on the train ride home, proportions out the window.

>>12565216
glasses are olev, must not forget glasses.

>>12565251
................ ;_;

slightly fixed and more detailed:
http://i.imgur.com/xc4AIHg.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566016
How do you propose a person creates a fantasy in their head that doesn't work the way they want to? That's not possible. You're expecting the impossible. Don't be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565992
>There's no reason that this wouldn't occur with monster girls too, except slaying would be replaced with laying more often than not.
What will you do when a hero comes to rape your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566018
LSD. My point stands, they are expressing their desire to be dominated, but it goes exactly as thy desire, they are in fact, dominant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566019
Depends, is it a hero famed for their deeds, or for the deeds of their companions and/or lineage? If it's the latter, I beat them up myself. If the former, I let my waifu beat them up.
>>12566023
>you must have fantasies that aren't yours! you can't want what you want!
You're just being a fucking idiot now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566019
Why would your wife be standing in his way? Not every hero is Rance.

[Seafoam No.]

>>12566011
Well, those people still get the content so no harm done. I have had a few people complaining about the greentext for a while though, so at least they get what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566005
It's one thing to have absolute off-limits areas (for me, physical violence) and another to have everything in your comfort zone. I wouldn't call myself "comfortable" with exposing myself in public or being walked on a leash while people laugh at me. It's just a perverse sort of pleasure, comfort is not a necessary condition.

It's true that the fact that it is your fantasy implies you have control over the way the fantasy goes but that doesn't mean you're not submissive. Indeed by that stringent criteria there would be no real subs who use imagination, which is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566025
I have yet to see a single logical rebuttal from you. Stay mad. And what I'm plainly saying, is that they are shaping the scenario they want to be in, they are in no one's control, they play the role of submissive, but they are really not.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, anons, before I write the story for MGT, do you want regular harpy or Crow harpy?

>Crow has more Ara ara
>Regular is more ditzy and light hearted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566034
Who do you submit to when you're making a fantasy in your head? Everything has to be YOU, because it's inside YOUR head. What exactly is the problem here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566029
Submission carries with it more control that you imagine. You don't let just anyone have control over you, and you decide when it stops. Read up on BDSM relationship some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566036
Regular

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566036
Crow Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566019
Tell him that your married. And he'll leave her be.

He's chivalrous after all. You stupid Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566036
Crow harpy of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566036
Regular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566041
>everything has to follow rules
Now if Monster Girls existed, safe sane and consensual wouldn't apply anymore, would it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566041
I'm aware of that, I never said that there is NO control involved. I'm responding to a guy who is saying there can be NO SUCH THING as submission if you have any kind of control over the situation, even if it's imaginary. So in fact you're bolstering my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566040
>>12566040
Posts like those of the manticore slut are extensions of his desires. He is telling how he would like to be ravished, and so it develops jus the way he wants. But no one would live in the conditions he described for an extended period of time willingly. It's like a child who loves guns and thinks he would like to be in a shootout, until he gets there. Reality is always a stark contrasts to fantasy, real submissives, are rare. If he really was one, he wouldn't manticore doing whatever she wanted to him, even out of his comfort zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563357
>>12563361
Have the Dullahan stats dropped yet in the biography?

Has anyone got vol.6?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566019
MG rape ntr story when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566060
never hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566056
I don't even understand what you're arguing anymore.
>real submissives, are rare
Yes? I never denied this. But your original statement was
>There are no subs in these threads
And that's just wrong. So are you saying subs don't exist or that a lot of people calling themselves subs are just bottoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566041
You do realize that the meta-logic you're attempting to apply here is incredibly flawed, right?

Furthermore, the logistics of a realistic BDSM relationship don't really matter when the context of the fantasy is semi-willing rape.

More over, as was said right at the beginning, you're generalizing. You cannot know the individual thoughts and feelings of each and every person talking here, nor the extent to which they would be willing to give themselves up to another's control. And, as has been pointed out already as well, the idea that one cannot be truly "Submissive" if they have even the slightest tickling of "Control", even imagined, is just plain silly. The idea of handing over every inch of control down to your very core is a ridiculous notion only present in half-baked hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566062
Which monsters would even be possible to rape? Cyclops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566052
>all monstergirls are brutal rape machines

Except not, your argument is invalid. By your logic there is no such things, after all, people already get raped daily.

>>12566054

But that's just it, he claims to want to be no more that a semen pump, an object with no right or will. This is just what he thinks he wants, because it's been imagined a certain way. In such a position, any person would fear for their safety, but he doesn't, because he is not in such a situation, nor would he put himself there. The one proposing full submission is him, he opened the door for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566066
Human sized Cyclops, Elf, Wererabbit.
>>12566068
>A Dark Elf is going to care about safe, sane and consensual when she decides to make you her partner and so S&M stuff to you
I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566063
I'm saying there are no subs here, philosophically if you must.

>bottoms

I suppose that works.

>>12566065
See >>12566068

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566068
>>12566077
>Implying Manticore-Slut Guy is some kind of standard

Now, see, you're generalizing again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566073
Safety is not guaranteed in daily life, you're not saying anything that isn't already reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566073
>Human sized Cyclops, Elf, Wererabbit.
Alice kinda, stage two alps, p'orcs, mermaid types if you get them on land, and isn't dormouse technically rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566080
He is the face of the ultra subs here, just like the succubus overlords lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566077
>there are no subs here
Again, you can't say that. The entire talk we had was completely meaningless now. Fuck it, I'll just stop talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566068
Once again, I fail to see the problem here. It's implicit when he says "I want to be a manticore's filthy cumpump" that he has a scenario in mind, as would any poster in these threads when making a statement about their fantasy. He is still doing something that would be extremely uncomfortable IRL and this constitutes the submissiveness. He is surrendering free will within the bounds he set for himself, which may be quite liberal depending on the person. Obviously he is the one proposing the submissiveness, because it's his fantasy. That doesn't make him not submissive, and I am not sure the "ideal submissive" you describe is of worth to anyone, or is achievable without being seriously mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566087
I win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566049
>>12566047
>>12566044
>>12566043
Anon pls

One and only one this time, dragon Milf and jabberwocky milf was a special deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566088
Basically, your claim about there being no submissives, when interpreted correctly, is pretty vacuous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566086
>He is the face of the ultra subs here
At least you admit you're generalizing. It's still rather annoying though, I hope you realize that too.

I miss when we had more Smugcubus stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566092
>vacuous
*trivially true

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566084
Sleeping rape is the best rape, anon.
Maybe you could spike an Oni's drink to get her unconscious? Raping one would be hella sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566088
>I am not sure the "ideal submissive" you describe is of worth to anyone, or is achievable without being seriously mentally ill.

You just proved my point. A sub of the caliber he "wishes" to be, must give up all safety and control.

>He is still doing something that would be extremely uncomfortable IRL

But he is not doing it IRL, because as you said, no sane person would. There are no subs here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566098
>raping an Oni
I wonder if it would make them feel sullied and unusual when they woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566036
Crow. And give her a sister. Because Crows always come in pairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566100
>There are no subs here
>all subs have to fit MY definition
You're just being an ass for no reason. What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566101
>big strong oni crying after waking up raped
>can't get married anymore
Bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566100
Once again, realize you've proved nothing of importance and have shifted a word from its common usage to make it appear controversial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566100
>One guy fantasizes about a situation only a mentally ill individual would find truly enjoyable
>There are no subs here.

This isn't even a generalization anymore. It's a tremendous leap in logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566103
>What's wrong with you?
Well, he's Anonymous and he's on an anonymous image board. Business as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566100
I think what he's saying is that you're being obtuse. You've made up your own definition of what a sub is based on your subjective opinion on what subs are and are being rigid on your arguments based on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566100
Are you that guy from /v/ again? Seriously go back already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566103
Are going to pose an argument, or are you just going to bitch?

>>12566106
I'm working with what I've been given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565736
yo say that like it is a bad thing, the fluffy dood, the fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566110
Again, I'm working with what that anon has given me to work with, his archetype for submission.

>>12566112
No idea who you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566113
>pose an argument
What do I need an argument for? You've got your fucking definitions wrong mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566118
Then adieu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566120
>being a condescending prick when you know your entire argument is based around the fact that you don't understand the subject matter

[Anonymous No.]

>having philosophical arguments about fetishes

You people never cease to amaze me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566123
Isn't that what we should be doing?
>Philosowurm would like to point out that tummy-kissing is not perverted!

[Anonymous No.]

why not just simply say 'wow that manticore fantasy sounds like some 16 yr olds virgins sexual fantasy, to be reaped and become her friends sex toy. that is so much easier than actually trying to go out and find a woman, be it MG or hooman. to me people with those fantasies are just really sexually lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566093
I guess I should have said, there are no slaves/bitch boys" here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566125
Because you are gay as well as unintelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566126
What you should have said is that there most likely isn't anyone that much of a sub. There's a spectrum you know. Not everyone is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566122
So you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566126
>Creates a lengthy argument based around the definition of a submissive.
>"Well, I guess what I meant to say was..."

Fucking really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565307
So Japan is the quiet, stern martial arts girl who instantly falls in love with the first guy to beat her in combat. That actually makes a lot more sense than it should.

Does that make Mexico the foul-mouthed tsundere maid and Canada the shy imouto? America-kun's harem is pretty impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566125
MGs that like to do 'pro-active dating' would get bored with someone who liked being raped, as that defeats the entire purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566126
No, that would also be false, unless you tried to redefine "slave" and "bitchboy".

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the next part of my dumb little series of shorts.
http://pastebin.com/hCfinn7v

I hope you can find it enjoyable in some way, shape, or form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566133
Canada is more the imouto that acts nice in public, but quietly hates on you behind your back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566132
It's still better than "I was only pretending to be retarded" or going in circles for hours. That's a form of admitting defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566130
>there most likely isn't anyone that much of a sub

I find this agreeable. So, what happens now? It still bothers me, are they liars? Deluded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566127
Gay and unintelligent for not sharing interest in a lame sexual fantasy that only a 16 yr old virgin could come up with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566130
But that statement is just as contentious and trivial when unwrapped. Many people would say they are extremely subby, and no one would agree if he was actually clear about what he meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566138
Canada isn't a part of the Harem, for it is a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566124
>navelingus not perverted
I think it's Philosowurm herself that is a depraved sex fiend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566132
Why are you angry? I'm just, just trying to gain clarity on something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566142
>what happens now?
Now you can shut the fuck up. This has gone on too long.
>>12566146
Philosojinko agrees with Philosowurm.

[Anonymous No.]

We had a top 5 MG poll earlier, now lets try a new one

What is the most exotic MG you would consider having sex with once, and why?

I'll for the sake of starting say Mermaid.
why? because it would be an intresting experience to see what sex would be like being half in the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566147
>lol y u mad tho
Just go back to /v/ already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566146
Stop, you're going to invite the dark priest in and she'll school you both on why NOTHING is actually perverted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566135
Maybe some other time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566148
>>12566151
Things that are perverted include:
>hand holding
>tummy kissing
>hair stroking
>hugging
>cheek rubbing
>sitting in lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566150
>stars
I'd hit on her, but she's already seeing stars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566153
Silence Philsobucus, nobody asked your opinion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566124
Philosowurm sounds like it should be a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566153
wpah dood, lewd
spoiler that stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566148
>>12566150
So you give up, swell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566156
Like Millhouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566143
I'm sorry your REAL MAN fantasies are much more sophisticated and experienced than mine are. Please, instruct me in the ways of your badassedry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566149
Kraken. I want to see how tentacle penetration and suction cups mix.
>>12566156
She was just another attempt at making Wurms not retarded, long ago.
>>12566160
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566153
>this is what the autistic believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566163

Bait . jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566149
>Most exotic MG you would consider having sex with once, and why?
>Implying you can only have sex with an MG once
>Implying each species doesn't have some unique and interesting mating trait.
>Implying I am not fascinated and would love to try sex with absolutely any of them.

Except maybe Matango. Not too big on the "Spores in the head" bit. Even that aside, I just think mushrooms are icky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566165
>stop having fun guyse!
It's not hip to be square.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566165
>Autistic
Those are common knowledge in MGC, Anon. That's why if a bitch ever kisses your stomach you know she's been talking to a dark elf or succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566164
If you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566166
wouldn't the guy who originally started it be the bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566169
i like how you think, I had not considered that when i made the post

[Anonymous No.]

Would you teach a class of monstergirl kindergarteners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566153
>Hand Holding
The lewdest of the lewd.
>Tummy Kissing
Only appropriate if it involves navelingus
>Hair Stroking
Tail petting more-so.
>Hugging
What, and nothing else? Dear god...
>Cheek rubbing
I'm just bothered you didn't just say nuzzling.
>Sitting in lap
I like this, so long as the party in the lap is smaller than the lap being sat on.

[Anonymous No.]

Multiple MG Waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566171
>elves not being all about rape
>succubi knowing fuck all of tender loving practices

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566173
I remember some old wise channer once told me, winning an argument on the internet is like winning the special Olympics, yer both still retards .

for both taking each others bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566178

Yeah, that'd be cute as fuck.

High school MGs would be my limit, I don't think my dick could handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566178
Sure. It would be prime HNNNGH material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566180
Yes, harems are the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566178
didn't we do that last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566182
>Things as depraved as belly kisses
>Not a form of rape
>loving in any way at all
You're sick. I bet you pet your waifu's head, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566189
Yeah, I know. I liked the idea of it, and the thought of a young Sandworm playing in a sandbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566190
Not just the waifu's head...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566178
There are skulls on the lamia's back. That's not cute, AT ALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566193
What if they're candy skulls?

[Anonymous No.]

guys, i got a confession to make, late at night when no one is around, I gently rub my wifes big huge fox ears, and even brush out her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566179
>dragon girl is sitting in your lap facing you
>she's hugging you and nuzzling your cheek
>you're stroking her hair behind her back
10/10 LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566192
>Stroking you're daughteru
LOOK AT HER EXPRESSION! She hates it! I'd call CPS if CPS didn't stand for Child Pornography Specialists in MGC. I hear it's run by Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566196

>You accidentally rub her reverse scale

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566193
thats skeleton chan and her brother taking a nap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566197
>CPS in MGC
Hoo boy, ho-boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566190
We pet each other while in the lotus position, sharing warmth. I pet her head and stroke her hair with one hand, and hold hers with the other, finger interlocked. The fuck you gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566137
I loev your little series; it's great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566200
Only Ryu have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566197

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566195
Challenge her to a squirt-gun fight next.

[Anonymous No.]

OMG the lewdness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566194
She's Mexican?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566205

Don't ruin my dragon fantasy, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566206
Thát's fucking sick! She might die from that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566204
>loev

>>12566210
Maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566211
>ruining it
Got a problem with Ryus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566201
>brother

Thought you could slip it past huh smart guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566137
Albert the Wizard is still the best contestant. But an Alp with green hair? What a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's post best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you heard about the AMAZING reverse scale?

Always wondered how to find it??

Want to impress that special sexy dragon woman you know??

Well, NOW you can with our new book!!

The reverse scale!!
This fabulous 300 page book can be yours for only............,<she changes the channel>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566219

I'll start then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566222
That sounds like a scam if I ever heard one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566217
So a side character I made up on the fly is more likable than everyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566225
>White tiger Jinko

Hmmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566222
Or should that be
Seeking the special scale

Or the scale hunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566229
E-even if you put it that way, it can't be helped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566234
Scaling the Mounds of Love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566219
dragons, but here is a jabberwock specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566235
>stuttering while typing
Alp, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566240
>Dragons

Good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566242
>Alp, is that you?
You can't prove anything, and I'm not the only one who does it, so you have no reason to just assume it's me. Yeah. Totally convincing.
...just keep writing and ignore me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566240
Dragons are the best. No other monsters values you as much as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566250
True dat.

[Anonymous No.]

"Honey, you have been playing with my tail all night, not that i mind, but just seems different the way you are spending so much attention to it"

"Well dear Dragon wife of mine, I am just...uhh. examining all of your wonderful scales , so i can...memorize them all"

She stares at you for about a half a minute and asks "You bought that book didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566244
>>12566250
You guys are muh niggahs. I even have that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566254
"You can't prove anything."
"It doesn't matter anyway, if you're searching down there it can't be worth- YEEP!"
"Found it!"
What happens next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566255
You already did? I'd post more dragons, but everyone gets angry about image post limits being reached early. So I'll hold off on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566258
Desolation of [insert name here]
or
CATACLYSM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566250
>No hearts
Me thinks she might be a tad desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566258
post rave reviews on Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566259
I remember the day this picture was made and posted.

Truly adorable antics that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566259
Disregard the constabulary, post Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566265
"I'm posting this review from my bed since I can't even stand anymore. I thought the reverse scale was a myth like the G-spot or female orgasms, but boy was I wrong! One little poke and my wife rode me for two days straight. A word of advice: you may want some of Dr. Boner's Boner Tonic before touching the reverse scale. Softies won't be allowed :)"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566138
US-Canada relations are probably the best in the world between two fully independent nations. It is not that they always love each other, it's more a sort of friendly indifference, but that's really the best you can ask for in global politics. In Europe, even nations that get along fairly well usually have much more rivalry between them. And Asians all hate each other of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Touching the reverse scale of an Alatreon girl wouldn't be hard, since it's every scale on her body. Though, they're all sharp enough to shred steel on contact...

>>12566272
You want more, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566273
"Honey , you have been in bed all weekend"

"Well, that sex we had really was so... awesome i just feel so relaxed and got quite the workout."

"I told you not to buy that book, and for a good reason, now then if there is a next time, please think about Dr Boners, and few health packs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566278
>You want more
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566284
>Daragoth is still translating this

I believe in him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566284
Will I be harassed by the image limit standard police?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566287
No. Don't you know? He's not getting it done because of MGQP, and he's not getting that done either.
>>12566288
Maybe, but then they'll get harassed by the rapey Dark Elf police, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

this question is a little out of the blue, but I am about to write in a wealthy 'ara ara' type of dragon into my story, and can't decide what color to make her..

suggestions my fellow MGGers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566153
B-But all of these are normal...And my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566290
Blue; that seems underdone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566289
I'll post a few more.

>>12566290
Try either Pink or Gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566290
Black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566290
>ara ara
Red Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566290
for those who have an inkling about my story, she is the one who runs a bank, and a local ISP

Gold and Silver seem so overused, maybe turquoise ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566179
>Giant Stronk Ogre wants you to let her sit in your lap every time you watch a movie.

Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566288
>image limit standard police?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566299
Red feisty ara ara milfy dragon woman ..mmmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566306
>fiesty
>ara ara
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566290
Red and Gold, because they look really good together and look really good with dark blue or crimson eyes, which are my two favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566295
How does one 'lick the carpet' when thats in the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566309
Seconding this.
>>12566310
Open Sesame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566290
Blue or purple (not jabberwock purple)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566310
Maybe it comes off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566314
Red and Gold, as in parents were red and gold? or combine the elements of the 2 types like a reddish dragon with golden highlights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566321
Or gold with red highlights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566321
The latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566321
I imagined a blonde red dragon like >>12566284

[Anonymous No.]

Golden dragon with red hair and totally unusual light blue slit eyes, and a small tuft of red fur on her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566336
>tuft of fur
Is she a Ryu? Because they're the only dragons with hair on their tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566278
is she getting a bikini wax job done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566338
well the main theme of the MGs are japanese, so yes a ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566342
>main theme
No it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566339
She's hiding something with a piece of paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566344
I totally mistyped that. my fault for not paying better attention

What I meant to say was, the main theme is Japanese Monster girls, with some from outside of their realm, I was considering a Ryu for some variety, but at this point, I am fine with a standard dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566349
W-what? Like treasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566153

>tfw you'll never kiss a lamia's toned tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566353
And thus why i thought to simply seek outside opinion on what kind of character to make her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566355
>Because she got FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566354
>treasure
It's where her Heavenly Scale is. It's her most valuable and hard to acquire item.

>>12566357
Try a Wyvern, they don't get enough love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566358

Hey. Cut that out.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever wanted to date a Lamia?

Never seem to know the right things to say?

Well, we can help you with our NEWEST book!

<Changes the channel again>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566359
>hard to acquire
Is there like, a strategy guide for this sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566361
>It's just a pamphlet of snake jokes.

Why did I purchase this product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566364
To become a skilled snakehandler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566362
No. It's pure luck. The RNG god is a giant dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566362

Yes!
We can help YOU!

>>12566222

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566367
>RNG god
Is that the same prick who decides what pieces I get in Tetris?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566321
Red dragon with gold highlights was what I was thinking. Maybe Red most places with some streaks of gold, and then gold in the places where her scales would normally be lighter colored anyways, like belly, inner thigh, etc. Most reptiles have lighter colored, fine scales in sensitive places that need to be flexible. And long blonde maybe ojousama? hair.
And I'll say again, strong blue coloration in the eyes looks really good with red/crimson accessories - which in this case would be the scales. There's a reason you often see blue eyed women wearing red lipstick even when it isn't in style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566369
CALL TODAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566366
Snake charmer.
Snake charmer is the term you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566372
Yes. It shows its true form in the MH games though.
>Cap 200 Gold Rathians
>Get 2 rubies, and 0 heavenly scales
>Cap 10 Tigrexes
>Get 10 heavenly scales
>I don't even want any Tigrex related gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566373
this works rather well, permission to use this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566373
I just realized how gay that last bit sounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566376
Oh right, snake handlers are those wacky Christfags who think they're immune to venom, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566379
to a dragon woman, or any woman, you just spoke their language

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566378
Go for it. At least that color theory class isn't going to waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566382
Are you sure we shouldn't send him to Uncle Alp's?

[Anonymous No.]

A stunning reddish gold dragon standing about 6 foot 6 inches tall, with a very long graceful tail, and bright red almost crimson red hair tied neatly behind her in a long braid down her back....


How does that sound?
reminder i am a little tired and prolly needed to edit that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566386
Big gay alps big gay monster boy sanctuary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566391
Pretty much. A weekend as a bunnyboy-waiter there will scare anyone straight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566389
I am thinking she needs to be taller , perhaps 7 foot even?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566389
Does she have Hathors? She should have Hathors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566389
But what kind of Dragon is she? Because as I said before, a Wyvern would be nice since we rarely use them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566389
noble dragon woman, perhaps a nice filling C cup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566207
>Challenging a fox to a water gun duel.

Prepare to be covered in her fluids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566395
>>12566399
Hathor is a D right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566403
More like an E at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566402
Aww hell, it is time for lame fox in spats crap again

I am reading the differences in wurm, wyvern and ryu now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566402
>That picture is too lewd for me to click ATM.

Ahhh.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566395
>>12566403
Great big meaty horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566405
Philosowurm will explain it to you in simple terms.
Wyverns are like Eagle Harpies, but scaly and chivalrous, the childhood friend type.
Ryu are spiritual, calm and refined, like still water, but can become a raging torrent when pushed.
And Wurms are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566398
We rarely see them because arm-wings a shit. It might be the best design for a dragon but it's the worst for a dragon-girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>Still chewing toothpick
>It's 11:30 am
>Thirty minutes until lunch
>God dammit
>Massage temples
>It's been a long morning
>"Ok, next is..."
>A wing raises in the air
>"Jessica, please come up."
>This should be fun
>She brings two other harpies with her
>Their feathers and hair are black as night and gleam in the light
>Damn they look soft
>"This is my Mom and Auntie they..."
>Tune it out
>You ran into them once in the store
>You know exactly where this is going
>What was once an explanation of what they did as a job cncerning working for a gossip magazine becames innae chatter
>Just as planned
>"Just like Anon-kun over there."
>What
>"He has no wife either? Ara ara, someone should fix that..."
>No
>Stop that
>You are getting eye fucked again
>"I hear he has a neice too, shes a little Lamia, Tammy I think her name was, she calls him uncle anon!"
>"Ara, how adorable, I wish I had a caring man like that."
>Please no
>Look at the rest of the class in horror
>Lamia Milf is now eyeing you hungrily
>God dammit
>Lunch bell rings
>Oh thank god
>"Right class, please show your parents and guardians to the cafeteria, we have a special lunch prepared today."
>They leave
>Yank open drawer and grab the pack of Lucky Strikes
>Light it
>Inhale
>exhale with a sigh
>Frown
>You left your lunch in the fridge in the cafeteria
>"...Motherfucker..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566398
>wants Wyvern
>posts standard dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566416
Hi-jinks coming up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566416
>I imagine this guy is an actual MG teacher and posts here to vent frustration.

Heh, It's good because I catch these posts too these threads are too big for a busy goy like me to trawl.

Better go look at the eclipse.

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>>12566412
I think I will give it some more thought, I am leaning towards ryu or wyvern right now, since i am not really bringing her in until next chapter this should give me a few more days to think about it, I still simply refer to her as the dragon and haven't even named her yet ( 6 chapters and no name for a secondary character lulz, I am so pro writer here)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564998
Pretty rushed m8, but thanks for the update. I'd like to see a sequel despite all the h8, but maybe a little less smut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566418
Fine, I'll post a Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566360
Need more Miia

Or her Mom

Or both

At once

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566430
>>Or her Mom

Did that come out already???

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566430
>granny
>milf
>loli
Best foursome.

[Anonymous No.]

>A stunning reddish gold Ryu standing about 6 foot 6 inches tall, with a very long graceful tail, and bright red almost crimson red hair tied neatly behind her in a long braid down her back....


A stunning reddish gold Wyvern standing about 6 foot 6 inches tall, with a very long graceful tail, and bright red almost crimson red hair tied neatly behind her in a long braid down her back....


see they both work very well

btw shes a moaner
"Oh Anon-kun, you know how to please this older dragon, please, let me lend you this book!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566434
I don't think it's typeset yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566438
Maybe she likes to lovingly tease the MC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566440
ELH is being lazy? BAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566434
Where the hell have you been all this time?
Go. Read it. Enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566438
The Necronomicon eh? I don't like fantasy books... Can't you just read and I do stuff to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566442
she will, she is the one who finds amusement watching him get flustered and uncomfortable as she is able to appeal to him, but alas its a game , or as all good writers say, or is it? you will have to read the stories as they are released

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566421
I think so, once I figure out the Cafeteria staff.

>>12566423
Thanks, I enjoy writing these, and am glad someone appreciates them, when I wrote the first one I wasn't expecting to continue it, but I will if people like it enough, might make a pastebin with the rest of the greentexts

Although I forgot to save the ones before bring your milf to school day.

Dark elf one was one of my favourites.

I did the Harpies as crow for the Anons, gimme a bit and I'll do some research about the dark priestess and try to cook something up for it, cuz I promised that one anon I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566440
What do you call that cloth that MamaMiia has around her arms? Sash isn't the right word.
Somebody used it before and I can't remember it.

Whatever you call it, we need more lamias wearing them and dressing accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566445
>Necronomicon
>fantasy
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566444
>Go. Read it. Enjoy it.

I can't based anon of trips. It's unsafe for me....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566445
No, The Book!
>>12566222

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566449
Then I guess I'll give your stuff a try, if it comes out.

>>12566451
Shawl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566454
Let nothing stop you. Let your inhibitions go, anon.
No, but seriously don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566452
What this books not even in English and it's all old and feels creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566456
Shawl. Yes.
More lamias. Wearing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566459
That's just the tortured souls trying to suck you in, don't worry about it. Get your onee-san to help you translate it like in Bible Black, everything will be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566458
Perhaps practising self denial will make me a stronger person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566460
How about Sarongs as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566461
you know

i have a secret to share

don't tease me for it

I haven't seen bible black yet

[Anonymous No.]

Just a heads up, the Blood Moon starts in about 15 minutes.

Are you ready for our MG overlords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566460
Entire villages of them

Hungry for men

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566463
Damn. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566465
>>I haven't seen bible black yet

M8 go watch it and play the VN. The dub is great.

You wonderful bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566465
You don't watch Bible Black, you read the VN. The VN is great. The anime is not.
Now go read it, you won't need any other fap material for weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566467
this explains why all the Extra-species girls are all outside having a festival , I keep getting texts inviting me to come join them

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody remember that movie where Julianne Moore is a mom who is worried her son might be gay so she decides to rape him straight? I want this with a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566467
It's raining here, no Mooning for me.
>>12566470
>The dub is great
You always want something in your mouth...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566471
went to bakaupdates, got the VN
will read if i survive the festival outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566472
Lucky you. All the monster girls outside my house are staring at me though my widows and mail slots.

>>12566469
What if we did both? at the same time? While they're belly dancing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566475
my left shift key is broken!!!
I hate having hardwood floors

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566475
Read it first, black magic will protect you.
>the VN actually describes how to do the spells
I loved it when Sei was allowed to write whatever the hell he wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566474
Clearly there's a Ryu or an Elemental assigned in your area

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566479
>Ryu or an elemental
I'd a threesome with Ryu and Undine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566479
we have a sylph in our area, always windy , gets annoying sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566430
>>12566360
I just want a doujin of Miia and her mother fucking Darling at the same time with plenty of long tongue action
Is that so much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

The blood moon rises.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgg/ going full-on musou.
I wish I had enough energy to join in, but it's been a long day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566480
But you need to help out Luka before you can access Undine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566480
which undine? I think Athane would be best, but lotsa pedos want alicia, or akari

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566476
>While they're belly dancing?
Merciful Ilias, exorcise this demon within me.

[Anonymous No.]

I can go up to 70%, Anymore than that and I'm sure my head will be eaten. Up to what percentage can you handle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564931

Is there a chance there's a drawfag out there who wouldn't mind drawing her?

She sounds so gorgeous to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566492
10%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566492
Based on the comparison between 70 and 90, I might be willing to go up to 80.
Though my preference would be either 30, or 60.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566467
>blood moon peaks at 4:55 where I live

Less than 2 hours and I get one qt mg gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566492
~15%

Anything else is furry level shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566490
And what if they started nibbling on your ear, and licking you while dancing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566498
The one in your pic related seems to be about 25%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566499
But anon, they'd be busy on the dance floor, and you know the rules: No touching allowed.
Unless they let you specifically touch them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566502
In Alaska, you can touch if you pay extra. You can also watch girls ride on a mechanical bull with a dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566498
>>12566501
I agree with 25%, given the amount of carapace present on her. I love the MGE Mantis, wonderful design, one of my absolute favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566501
20% by >>12566492 standards would start to have inhuman hands and feet and green skin. But whilst still having the armblades, extra eyes and abdomen.

I say 15% is about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566490
I could see Lamia running places like opium dens. Low light with places to lie down everywhere. Maybe some music as there's all manner of slow sinuous bellydancing and general writhing. The dancers wear veils and gauzing clothing, only ever revealing enough to think you may have seen something. The rise of a pert nipples, the shadow of an areola, the slight glint of moisture sliding down her stomach scales as they lose themselves in the dance.

I'd like to go to one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566492
Those charts are useless. It depends entirely on how she is designed and drawn. You can easily make an 80% attractive or a 20% unappealing as fuck if you know what you are doing. Case in point, lamia and mermaids would be 50% since they are literally half-and-half, and they're some of the most vanilla monsters around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566507
They let you stay for free... You can't leave though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566505
Not enough mantis. I want mantis ass. Need more olev Minte mantis ass.

[Anonymous No.]

OK, I have received no less than 7 selfies from the extra species girls out front in their festival, every single one showing breasts , I wonder if I should go outside and play with them.

My favorite fox woman is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566515
>Favorite fox woman
Make a bee-line for her.
Sprint.
Do not stop.
Do not talk to, or look at anyone else between you and her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566515
I have decided to invite my favorite fox woman in to help me get dressed, I will speak with you guys later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566515
Do it anon, tell them their tails are gloriously fluffy.

Also prepare to be gently raped.

And possibly have your liver eaten.


Anons, any idea who the cafeteria staff should be for the next MGT greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566504
>Lamia getting off on the mechanical bull
>She cheats by wrapping her tail around the bull three times over
>She's not concerned about staying on
>She's just really trying to...have fun with the bull

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566526
>she wants to show off her skills to a regular customer that she likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566511
>You can't leave though.
Why would I want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566511
>>12566507
>You can't leave though.
Nah, I know, it's cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566522
I would have to dodge 2 lamias, 1 wolfen, and assorted random extra species girls to get to her. I felt it was safer to have her come to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566524
>Liver Eaten
Only if she's from Korea.

>MGT Cafeteria Staff
A holstaur, an arachne, and a devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566515
>Fox
Is there a catgirl?
Catgirls masterrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

Welp, Rusalka ded, It was fun ;_;. Looking forward to writing the next bit, and then back to the cannibal cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566527
>to a regular customer that she likes
Do they get together in the end?
This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566524
shes not that kind of fox woman. that is rather racists thinking ALL fox women eat livers, only a few twisted individuals in past history did it and now they are all falsely accused of it . you should think about if so called human mythology is accurate before making such based assumptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566533
Sounds neat

Anyone else?

Also, I'm going to eat some food again and play some Tenchu Z, I'll be back in like 1-1 1/2 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566535
yes, they look like mithras from F11 here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566536
Delicious SUFFERING?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566537
Of course. No harem bullshit shenanigans, they get together and she rocks his world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566540
Sounds neat

Anyone else?

Also, I'm going to go out and try to get laid by a monster girl I'll be back in like 1-1 1/2 hours


fixed for you

[Anonymous No.]

ahh, she is here, laters guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566538
>Mfw the thought of flirting with said fox woman who would eat my liver if I pissed her off and if I got it right would give me awesome sex and let me touch fluffy tails turns me on

It's like you don't want to live dangerously anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566543
Truly, love is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

How could you turn this down?

Anyway we are gonna blow off the festival, she wants to go do something upstairs with me, rather insistent too , so I am out for real this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566549
They then have a themed wedding, have 7 kids, and live a married life full of stress and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566533
>>12566540
With the obvious implication of the holstaur using lots of her own milk in the cooking, I should hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566549
>>12566554
Am I the only one who thinks this would make for a good reverse corruption story?

I can't be, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566563
>reverse corruption
That sounds like she was bad before. That's not nice. I want a pure romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564207
i stole a balloon
on free balloon day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566549
>Grapesnake assaulting a royal subject
Fear not citizen, help is near!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566571
Hooray for best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566571
What if Grapesnake left out a pile of legos nearby? Anubis wouldn't be able to help herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566574
>a pile of legos
>a pile
Must... resist...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566566
Not necessarily bad, but working at a club of sorts, and then coming clean. Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566571
>>12566574
>>12566577
I just want to repeat that that story was the best thing I've read in forever. Still makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566578
Strip clubs aren't that bad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566574
>trapping an Anubis with legos
Home Alone with MGs when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566571
>Grapesnake and her husband then have to go to court to settle the dispute
>"Wait, so you're telling me she WASN'T assaulting you, Mr. Anon?"
>"YES! We were...we were--h-having...sex,...and then she showed up."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566542
This is it for delicious SUFFERING so far as I can tell. There'll be minor sufferings a little later in, but nothing on the same an hero level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566581
Then I guess it won't be called reverse corruption, just...romance.
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566582
Maybe we should delve deeper into this idea?

>>12566577
>There's legos of all size and colors lying in front of her
>she gives in, and begins building as Grapesnake and the man engage is earth shaking sex
>on Pharaoh's bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566592
>on Pharaoh's bed
Write the body-switch story already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566592
>treasure chest for Dragon
>treasure chest for Magpie Harpy too I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566595
I'm goin', I'm goin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566595
It's not a body switch, Grapesnake is just staining Pharaoh's expensive sheets with her love juices.

>>12566596
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566601
Dragons love gold, and magpies also love precious metals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566601
>Anubis is fucking around with Legos
>While Apophis is fucking around on her bed
The princess will not be happy about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566601
>not a body switch
But I want the body switch story written anon. I want it.
>Do you not recognize your queen?
>Out with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566606
Or just shiny thing in general.

>>12566607
That's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566608
Is it NTR if your waifu fucks you in another woman's body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566616
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566618
Okay, cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566616
I'd say it's a gray zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566616
Futurama of all things covered this topic extensively.

No, it is not. It is purest love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566616
>This confusing shit
Don't ask unnecessary questions, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566616
Is it NTR if your waifu asks to fuck you in another man's body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566624
Only if she gets pregnant using his seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566624
What if you both use someone else's body so you can both stay virgins until you're married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566624
Yes, definitely. Another man's dick is going inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566628

That is a strange line you draw there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566630
Genius.
>>12566631
Then how isn't it NTR if your dick is going inside another woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566633
It's still NTR, just reversed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566633
What if your waifu is some sort of incorporeal evil spirit that doesn't have a body of her own and can only fuck while possessing someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566637
Then you BUILD her a body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566637
What >>12566640 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566637
Consult Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566642
>You need to gather these three materials
>Alright, that sounds easy enough-
>And impregnate me
>...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566647
>Is that really necessary?
>Your curiosity will be the death of you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566637
You get her to possess you and then you go fuck yourself. And then, yeah, you >>12566640

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566647
>Gotta NTR to avoid confusing borderline NTR
Fucking monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566647
>Not to mention the three materials she asks from you are a Jeweled Branch, Swallow's Shell and a fucking Fire Rat's Skin
>What the fuck is a Fire Rat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566642
>Consult Lich
Business. It is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566649
>Now, let us begin with the simplest task
>Lich take her robe off and exposes her pale body
>Is there someone else I can consult on this?
>No! This is the only way! Now fudge me and put a bun in my oven!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566655
A thing from Inuyasha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566657
I was going to start inserting Warcraft quotes as her orgasm screams, but none of them fit.
>Embrace the end!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566658
The Bamboo Cutter.
I was...referencing The Bamboo Cutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566655
>>What the fuck is a Fire Rat?

I''ll tell where it lives, in the Fire Swamp. Certainly a Rodent of Unusual Size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566659
Try things other than warcraft.
>Plunge your dick as far as you can into my vagina, and cover my "Earth Orb" in your "White light"!
>Were you playing Final Fantasy again?
>N-No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566661
Better.
>>12566662
Best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566662
So how did the prince get around the swamp so fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566663
I... don't know Liches from anywhere else... except for Xykon. And I don't want my brains to combine Xykon and sex.
>And that is why I will always be the butch, and you will always be the bitch. BITCH.
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566659
genderbent kel'thuzad is a qt3.14

>latssa Alpha
indeed captcha, indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566657
>>12566659
>>12566663
Liches are great. Amazing girls. I want to be one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566666
They took the train. They actually had it loaded up and waiting. It didn't really come up much in the movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566669
Then try other things.
>I-I'm the best race for using magic in Elona! Please pick me!
>Yeah, but every time I play as you some asshole ends up sommoning fire giants and killing everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566657
>lichpregnation
Necrophilia makes my penis feel funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566677
This was addressed in the book? I need to actually read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566682
>she spent countless years looking up a way to get pregnant despite being dead
>she finally comes up with a way to
>she uses you, her apprentice, to help her out with it and let her experience motherhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566688
>>she uses you
That's what she thought, until I hold her hands and scream that I love her as I ejaculate right into her cold, slimy womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566692
>D-don't say unnecessary things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566692
>>12566695
>It's not unnecessary! I've loved you! Always have, always will!
>A-anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>Lich asks me if I'm a skeleton
>"Uhh no."
>"Oh? Because you sure know how to bone"

These undead jokes are too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this talk of Liches
Tonight, is a good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566699
She isn't Charon. You've made a grave mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566696
>A-anon...
>A-are you a...
>N-n-n-necrophile?!
>Is that why you never ran away after I kidnapped you? Have you lusted after my cold, dead flesh all this time?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566699
Oh stop, you're killing me.
>>12566700
Does the Red Moon give Liches Demi Lich powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566492

For the man what wanted to see some moe 80%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566702
>Why is this not a whole story
>Why isn't there more cute, silly, lewd Lich stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>go outside for lunar eclipse with hopes of being assaulted by mg
>nothing yet
>only some rustling from the bushes belonging to something too small to be human sized.

Give it till 4am, when it's at its maximum, then try again next eclipse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566706
>>Why is this not a whole story
it will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566706
Because nobody has written them yet? I could give it a try myself, but who the hell wants to read a story involving Liches that's written by Chowder?

[Anonymous No.]

So is anyone writing that body-switch with Pharaoh and Apophis, or do I have to use up my worthless time on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566709
R-Really anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566712
Hey, it's better than Grapesnakes and Pharaohs written by fucking Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566713
Give it a try yourself, what's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566716
I'm gonna do it right now. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for crybaby Dragon-chan and Magpie-chan's fight to the death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566719
>>what's the worst that could happen?
This>>12566717

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566713

The problem is most writefags already have backlogs of ideas as long as their arm. Even if they think something is a cool idea, the chances of them taking it on immediately AND actually finishing it are pretty low.

That's why it's mostly newish writefags that pick up that sort of stuff. Not because loads of other people don't think its cool but wanting to sit down and crank out 20k words on something is an investment you have to table other projects for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566720
Well okay then.

Guess I'll go to sleep, and look through to see what else /mgg/ has cooked up in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566717
I guess I won't have to now, since >>12566720 is giving it a go. It wouldn't have worked out anyway, even if I'm the one who inspired the idea tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566704
Fucking Thri-Kreen...Hate them things...Of course the Bard would put his dick in it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566732
He's a master layer, and must lay all living things.

[Anonymous No.]

So yeah, would you make love to a Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566746
Will she teach me magic afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566713
Oh well.

Once in a Red Moon, there is foul sorcery in the air. Horrid spells and rites may be performed by those depraved enough to have learned how, and on this night, one such fiend slithered in the sewers of the palace, carrying with her the tools required for this perverse ritual, a ceremonial knife stolen from a desecrated tomb, a spotless young goat, and scented candles bought at the market place not two days before.
In that stinking cistern the dark one prepared, slitting the goat's throat and drawing on the floor the oval Sun and its rays. Her scented candles alight, the stink of the cesspit was less bothersome to her, and so she cut up the goat while chanting incantations in tongues spoken long ago by those who had lived in this land before it was a desert.
The hour was right, and the fiend knew her hapless victim lay asleep in her bed. She raised herself up to allow her spirit to leave her scaly body and rise through the stone. Nothing could stop her now. Had she still been within her body, she would have laughed maniacally.
Rising up through the stone, the spirit found the slumbering woman and reached into her body, pulling out her sleeping spirit. The woman did not stir.
The fiend returned to her body, now laying in a heap on the floor. She placed the kidnapped spirit into this foreign body and rushed up as quickly as she could, eager to see what it would be like to awaken on the morrow as a different person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566749
Let's say yes, and it may not be afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566753
>learning magic while having sex
That's my kind of learning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566746
Is Lich writer ded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566758
Maybe he became one himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566536
Well, I don't like suffering but it's necessary for the story. I'm waiting for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566750
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566758
No, he's writing a story about how a strong and independent Dragon girl is still a woman, with feelings. There's also a black guy, authority issues, and demonic furbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566768
Yeah, I really hope it doesn't come across as me just shoehorning in suffering for the sake of suffering. It's actually necessary if you want backstory into some one who is supposed to be a vengeful spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's Teacher Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566769
The Queen of the Desert awoke on cold and damp stone, unable to feel her feet. Or legs.
"A-Annie?" she called out to her loyal Anubis, but there was no reply. Opening her eyes she saw a room utterly unfamiliar to her. Gasping, she felt a foul smell enter her mouth. Wait, why was she smelling with her mouth?
The Pharaoh sniffed at the air and smelled nothing. She opened her mouth, and the smell entered her... tastebuds? What sorcery was this?
She tried to stand up and found she didn't have legs.
"KYAAAAH~!" she screamed out, and realized her very voice was foreign. "W-what in Set's name is this villainy?" she pondered out loud, looking at the scaly mass where her well built legs and beautiful feet had been. She could control it, she could move, she could slither like a snake, but... but why?
Looking at her hands, she saw the long, painted nails of a common harlot, feeling up her body she found breasts much looser and larger than her own, and... damn this stomach was chiselled!
Taking inventory of her clothes, Pharaoh found that she was dressed as a dancing girl, covered in cheap trinkets and loose veils and a shawl. It was becoming more and more familiar... this lack of finesse, this tastelessness...
Pharaoh was no fool. Nightmarish as the situation was, she had her wits about her, and she understood fully what had happened; she had, without a doubt, woken up in the body of Grapesnake. But this couldn't be true, could it? A mere bad dream, wasn't it?
Obviously not. No dream felt this authentic, only visions induced by incense were, and she hadn't used any. The snake had used some foul sorcery to make this come about, and now the Queen of the Desert was in... a... huh?
There was a lone Khepri wandering along, oblivious of the Pharaoh's presence. Such impudence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566713
I'm doing it, but it's going to be a fulll thing.
Give it time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566785
>full thing
So multiple chapters, or just one long chunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566786
A long chunk.
With a Kunoichi in it.
And mild action shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

Moon status: red
Raped status: Un-.

Though I did walk through a spider web.
Should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566789
>Kunoichi
>In Egypt
That just sounds dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566792
>A Hobbit? In Mordor? That just sounds dumb.
Travel in a fantasy setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566792
Somebody suggested it. I don't know why, but...
It's not too late to NOT have one, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566785
Aww, and I was just writing how Pharaoh in Apophis' body gets molested by sewer Khepri...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566793
"Hello yes, I'm a ninja mouse, except I'm not supposed to tell you that. Also, what are you saying?"
>All the egyptian creatures mill about this strange creature and wonder what the fuck she's talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566798
>they question why she doesn't speak in perfect hieroglyphics, like proper Americans

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566792
>>12566795
I think the idea was that someone started the idea of a traveling Kunoichi being asked for help by the turned Pharaoh to get her body back.

How she got all the way to Egypt is another story, but that's what it was, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566797
>Sewer Khepri.

Legitimately disappointed.

I was waiting for the Khepri to notice her and ask "And what are we doing tonight Miss Apophis?"
And the grapesnake's body will work on reflex, surprising the pharoah inside it:
"The same thing we do every night Khepri! Try to take over the 2 kingdoms!:

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566802
>I'm on journey to be a Kunoichi master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566802
That's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566800
>bird, eye, bird, bird, guy doing this
>>12566803
Well we can just wait for the proper story made by the proper writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566806
>fucking retarded
What part of it is retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566807
>Sun, Khepri, Woman doing two guys at the same time, Bird, Bird
>Anubis snorts while holding back laughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566806
>>12566804
I dunno, I'm not the guy who thought of it. I'm just writing what someone thought was a good idea.

Like I said, there can be something else in place of that. What should it be, do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566813
Something that fits the setting? And isn't full of YAMATO DAMASHII?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566812
Now I want a story with a seemingly normal Anubis in it, but her job is to create new hieroglyphics.

Instead she uses her time to enjoy her really perverted sex based sense of humour that she usually keeps on the down low.

So she ends up having to try and explain all the dirty new hieroglyphics to the pharoah with a straight face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566818
>Something that fits the setting
Samurai Jack fit everywhere he went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566818
I dunno, Dhampir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566821
>This one means...
>Uh...
>Heimlich maneuver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566818

As much as every /tg/ fiber of my being agrees with your inherent disgust with characters from the Book of Weaboo Fightan' Majik dropped halfway across the world, it's just a crappy little story. Just let it go.

>>12566822
>Implying the contrast between a feudal samurai and crazy locations and tech was a key part of the show that made it great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566818
>>12566824
Or Girtablilu?
That works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566824
There are no vampires in Egypt. Excluding Dio, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566826
I will not.

>>12566829
It does. Not only does it actually fit, but they'd be getting some love for once. It's win/win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566826
>contrast
I'm saying that the show wasn't absolute shit because a feudal Samurai was somewhere and somewhen he didn't belong, so why would it be "fucking retarded" here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566833
Indeed.
They're like Desert Kunoichis. It's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566834
Because Jack was trying to return home, and undo the future that is Aku. The Kunoichi has no real reason for being there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566837
>no real reason
That's because nobody has come up with one yet. Why are you so negative? They dropped the idea anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566836
Let us love the Girtablilu, and marvel at the fact that scorpions are arachnids but are viviparous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566837
>>12566834
After all, he was there in the first place because Aku FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566834

Because the man out of his time and place was what the show centered around. It's also what made stuff like Spellbinder great.

Randomly dropping people who would have no business being half a world away into a situation as side characters is always a terrible idea because they don't fit and the audience almost always looks at them and thinks the story of how that person got there is probably more interesting than the local political drama.

Like that black guy in Merlin. How he wound up in Britain seems like a much more interesting story than some stupid teenager hijinks in the beginning of the show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566825
>Th-This heiroglyph is a suggested modernisation for... Uh... Dog miss.
>So. You'd be happy to write your type of spirit down as "Man conjoined with kneeling woman, ears, divine spirit".
>Y-y-y-y-y-yes Miss.
>...Do you need a moment to recollect yourself?
>All her anubi peers look incredibly pissed off in the distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566137
i like silliy series
you should make something with less randomnes and "some" plot could be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566839
>>12566838
Don't worry. There will be Kunoichi love at a later date. As late Red Moon smut.
God fuckin' dammit, my backlog is getting longer and longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566746
I'd rail a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566845
>some plot
You mean a coherent, non episodic, story?

>>12566843
>A-and for Sphinx we have "Man piledriving woman, ears, obnoxious riddles"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566777
I'm here, just reading a book,what's up anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566852
>Sorry, let me just clear my throat and catch my breath, sorry ma'am, ah. Let's see. Yes, the modernisation for "Snake".
>Priestess of the Word... This looks like a woman, kneeling, giving a seated man... fellatio
>Sorry ma'am, didn't quite catch that last bit.
>...Fellatio, prieste-STOP LAUGHING RIGHT THIS SECOND!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566852
>>12566843
What does it say about the Snake and Scorpion breeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566858
>Calling the great Apep a cocksucker
You have fooled me for the last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566858
>>12566860
Well, apparently according to the Priestess' tomb, on the wall apparently named "Totally great ideas", scorprion is a woman with her arms extended, getting eaten out by another woman, who in turn is getting railed by a guy, who is apparently throwing his arms up in praise of the sun god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566848
Wait, there's a story with a Kunoichi in it that isn't bizarre slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566858
>And for the great Pharaoh, it's...a woman taking three penises in both of her anus and vagina?
>Anubis is cackling very loudly at this point

>>12566860
>And f-for Girtablilu, I've written this down
>...Claw, dagger, Woman riding on top of man in cowgirl position, and veil?

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, I'm thinking of making the Dark Priestess the student councilor for MGT, good or bad idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566868
There MIGHT be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566870
Bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566869
>A murmuring goes around the assembled crowd, seemingly agreeing that "Reverse cow girl-position" is actually a pretty good hieroglyph to explain centaur-bodied monstergirls.
>The vein visibly throbs on the Pharoah's face.
>The Priestess of the Word isn't sure if she's going to die from suppressing too much laughter, or because the pharoah will feed her to Croc-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566870
Darkpriestesses should never be listened to. Just like the girls from the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566852
>Sphinx-chan looks to her nearest neighbour:
>You don't think my riddles are obnoxious, do you?
>They can't make eye contact with sphinx-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566873
>>12566877
Or I could make MGT: Adventures at home edition

She could be the crazy lady that shows up at his door every other day asking why isn't he giving out free dickings or some shit?

>>12566871
I'd really like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566878
>Nah, it's fine, I'm...all about it.
>Tripping over their own words to lie so blatantly to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566728
>>12566730
http://pastebin.com/CxVy1Kgc
>Lich gets pregnant

Oh wow, it's another practically untitled one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566875
>H-here's sandworm
>Anubis is doing her best to not openly laugh
>It's not working
>You've written down "Man digging into ground, woman being creampied, and woman recieving facial"?
>Anubis is now openly laughing loudly
>Everyone grunts out of annoyance

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566885
>She could be the crazy lady that shows up at his door every other day asking why isn't he giving out free dickings or some shit?
>two dark priestesses knock on your door
>have you heard about dicking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566886
>So! Would you like a riddle right now!?
>Ah. L-Look, I think the Priestess of the Word has a new heiroglyph to show us!
>Pharoah swivels to the Sphinx's neighbour and tries to stare them down.
>Pharoah's less painful than a riddle
>GO ON PRIESTESS! GIVE US ANOTHER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566889
>"How many times do I have to tell you people. I'm part of the church of Hathor so leave me alone!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566890
>F-for Ra I've written down "Wings, woman using her breasts to massage a man's erect penis, and a woman using her butt cheeks to massage a man's erection"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566889
>Taxes or a dicking.
"No, I haven't ladies, come on in and tell me about it!"
"IT'S A TRAP!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566893
So what's happening here? A bunch of egypt girls writing their names in lewd hieroglyphs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566893
>For uh, Sekhmet, I've got... "Pair of boobies, a picture of a cute kitty's face and uh... two people in strangulation play."
>Priestess of the Word's face flushes a bit red at that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566889
What will their name tags say?
>MILF Johnson
>she actually looks like a teenager

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566897
Just one Anubis, updating their hieroglyphics and getting a good laugh out of it at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566897
A usually straight-laced Anubis showing off her sense of humour kind of by accident, when she was un-expectedly asked to show her work on new herioglyphs before the court of the pharoah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566899
>For H-Hathor I've written down "A giant pair of breats, a cow, a canister of milk, and a young boy being ridden by a mature woman in the corgirl position"
>Everyone glares at the Anubis while she chuckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566852
doesnt have to be episodic, but yes coherent. and example would be averageanon werewolf story. two first episodes have a good mix of sillyness plot, and some smut. didnt like much the last one, too much sugar for my tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566889
>The one in charge calls her pussy "Orgazmo" and has named her friend "Pancake tits"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566905
>Except Hathor, who winks at an attending servant boy

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12566057
She's a shorty with a big e cup bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566889
>Schools over
>Go home
>Open door go inside and close it
>Go to fridge
>Grab beer
>Go to table and sit down
>Prepare to open beer
>There is knocking on your door
>Frown
>Get up and go to door
>Open it
>It's two woman
>They are dressed like nuns
>What
>"Greetings sir, we are from the local church and have stopped by due to a request."
>Ok, I guess religion isn't that bad
>You still have your G.I issued bible in your teachers bag
>"Thats right sir, we have heard some very distressing things from sources that shall not be named."
>What
>"Yes, it's come to our attention that you haven't been sexually satisfying your coworkers at your place of work."
>Say what now
>Tails slide out from under their dresses
>"As such, we have come here to take it upon ourselves to help you rectify this!"
>"That's right, please feel free to use our bodies as you wish!"
>They are both standing there in the doorway
>their tails are wagging
>Frown
>Nope
>Shut door
>Lock it
>Go back to kitchen and drink your beer
>You can hear yelling
>"S-sir, please, this is a grave sin!"
>"Come out here this instant and fuck us silly!"
>You wish you still had your whiskey...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566906
>didn't like the last one
Of my stories?
Anyway, I don't work very well with long or coherent stories due to writing very simply. Sure, I don't over saturate the story with needless details, but I also skip out on important ones at the same time.


>>12566911
There's a shocker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566914
Damn, this guy needs to get some tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566917
But getting tail from a succubus would be a terrible ENDing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566917
Wouldn't be hard, since they'd be tailing him for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566917
That's what his Kitsune Milf neighbor is for anon

Remember when I said I'd save the best for last?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566905
>>12566910
I want to be the servant boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566905
>Now Priestess... I'm going to be very serious now, your next offering had best please the court.
>Priestess looks visibly shaken, and shuffles through a large list.
>She gives up.
>Uh... My pharoah, h-how about... "Man looking like he's getting a shitty, sloppy blowjob by a total virgin, a giant pile of manure, a-and... a dunce cap"...
>The pharoah massages her brows and through gritted teeth, asks what that's supposed to mean.
>Ah... Apophis... ma'am?
>The Pharoah looks incredibly pleased in a blink of an eye.
>I KNEW I PUT YOU IN THIS POSITION FOR A REASON!
>Oh I've got a great new heiroglyph for "position" too!
>...Don't ruin the moment Priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566921
I said you were saving best for last! But that is wonderful! You keep that up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566922
>after one long day of being violated roughly by various Anubis, Spinx, and other Egyptian MGs, he finally gets to spend a loving and gentle session with Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566927
>Did you have a bad day?
>It's getting better...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566925
>B-but I've also got a new one for "love" too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566932
>What is love?
>As depicted by crude drawings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566932
Is it Anubis mounting a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566934
Yes, and licking his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566927
>>12566929
I just want to mash my face in between her breasts and stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566929
>Mental image of a grumpy, pouting shota
>Get's hugged, breasts resting on his head "You're heavy!"
>"D-don't you like your goddess anymore?"
>Pouts more, "I don't dislike you."
>"Then cuddle me!"
>"Guess I've got no choice then..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566933
>It's a picture of a man, cowering in front of a baby with a sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566915
dude, its like cooking, a good mix makes a good plate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566941
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566914
>Go to save this on hard drive
>pull notepad window up
>Become confused because ara ara harpy one is still there
>Realize I did this out of note pad

Oh, ok, I need more coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566943
What the man be saying to the baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566948
You are already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566948
Fucking dammit. Not him but I just got it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566939
>they embrace eachother as they begin having sex
>after passionately piledriving her, he floods her insides with his love
>and a large batch of his genetic chowder
>Hathor looks at the shota in the eyes, kisses him in a motherly manner, and asks him
>"Can we just stay like this forever?"

>>12566942
Fine fine, I'll consider doing something more serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566948
>>12566951
I am still confused. Does the baby have the sword? Is the man worering at the idea of killing the babe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566951
Heh, yes, feel the pain from the realisation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566954
the baby has the sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566951
What the hell does it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566956
Why would a man fear a baby with a sword? The sword must be tiny for the baby to be able oto swing it. And how is that love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566959
What is love, indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566964
Hahahaha I just got iit
baby don't hurt me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566966
Oh. That actually makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566969
I never, ever, want to have to play charades with you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566972
It's not like we'll be in a deadly game of charades, where losing means death by Beelzebub rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566975
"YOU CHALLENGED ME TO A CHARADE OFF, WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS, WHAT'S THE CA-HA-HATCH?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566978
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell. And also you will have to suck our dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566982
FINE! BUT IF YOU LOSE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566983
You get to violate Alpanon in the ass, and use him as an eggsack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566983
You can take Bob back to hell to be your little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566984
Uhh, win-win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566985
Is this going to end like Tenacious D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566984
>>12566985

LET THE CHARADE OFF BEGIN!

>>12566988
From what we've seen, anons suck at charades and aren't very lucky. Sorry Alp, Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566988
>>12566990
It will end exactly like Tenacious D.
Not even the devil is enough to stop Bob's rampant faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566990
Apologize to Bob, not Alp. He loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566994
Don't bully the alp

Too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563201
>Finally read Dakini.
>...There'll be more, r-r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566990
When I think about it Beezlebub's are supposed to be as daft as planks right? It might be an even 50/50 chance of a free blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566997
It got the axe, and chances are the one with the honey badger will too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566996
He's asking for it.
>>12566997
Nope, it got the axe because Eleveners have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567000
They'll also lay eggs in your ass using your own sperm as a lubricant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567002
Dakini was shit. Every one in it was stupid and Dakini herself was a powerless Hack who wanted some school kid to become some kind of champion of the living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567007
My shit taste detectors are going haywire anon, chill out a bit.

Dakini was a great character, she was fun, lewd, and pretty cool. I want a fox goddess like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567009
All great qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566443

24/36 B/W pages are done
None of the color ones are.

Missing pages still need redraws/cleans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567009
She's inconsiderate and assumes that things just work. She's about as fun as being fucked in the ass by a jew. Literally, figuratively, take what however you want to.
>Here have this sword it can kill the things that are threatening your life
<Even thought you're only in this situation because I put you in it
>Oh and you only get to use it like... twice. Any more and you;re basically using your own life as ammunition

She was shit, the main girl was shit, they main guy was shit for having shit friends and cat was the only good person. Don't even get me started on generic highschool reporter no. 101

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567013
>Don't even get me started
Easy, just shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567014
So rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567014
Don't like Dakini being called out on being shit? Easy, just continue burying your head in the sand.

>Oh looks like people aren't letting me know about something that's potentially dangerous because I'm too weak and stupid to be able to handle myself
>Lets go take a shit on their consideration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567013
To be fair, she's a god, they don't generally give that much of a fuck about humans.
And things did just work out most of the time, and she was entirely confident in her and her servant's abilities.
She didn't put them in that position, the hirogata did, she didn't force the girl to make a wish, she didn't force the guy to make a wish, she assumed it would've happened like that regardless though, and it's not her problem to hand hold two kids when they can make a decision that benefits her too.
He got better at it.

Main girl wasn't that great, but the story wasn't really about it her, dakini was main girl if anything.
>No real criticisms for alpha mc.
Cat was good.
Highschool reporter was well aware she was shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567002
>it got the axe because Eleveners have shit taste.

It got killed because:

1. Horrible Magazine placement. It was in some random thing that meant either people bought it just for Dakini or the normal readers bought it for everything else

2. It didn't appeal to the mass market. Spoiler alert: Sex sells. Harem hijinks sells. Appealing to common tropes and ideas sells. Being edgy or super deep meaningful? Only a few faggots will care. Whine all you want that KC/Crab/etc have shit taste, but the reality is that the market's shown YOU to be the one with it. Stop being a hipster.

3. Shitty advertising. Really ties to #1 more than anything else. Even Killing Bites has had one good marketing push. Yet to be fair, KB is on the way out too.

4. It just wasn't interesting. With KC you get subtle societal commentary. With Crab you get a little focus on actual monster/animal/etc characteristics. With KB? RIP AND TEAR AND PLUNDER. With Dakini? Mostly the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567023
Who, the girl, or the reporter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567023
>still complaining
Please just stop. We get it, you hate it. I don't care, and I don't think a lot of other people care either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567027
The art was great though, I think Sigama knocks it out of the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567025
>No real criticisms for alpha mc
Which, if I were to elaborate is kinda my point. In my eyes he was an alright dude. The manga could have been good if it focused on him, but it didn't it focused on the shitty situation he was put in thank's to dakini. Her confidence is way disproportional ot her abilities as gods. It's not up the her servatns to bring out her best potential, she's supposed to be a god. He should whup shit by default. She comes across as an arrogant minor demon at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567037
>I don't understand Japanese conceptions of gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567027
>Stop being a hipster
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567029
The reporter girl that is in the same year/class as them
>>12567038
I get that for them local legends are their versions of gods, and every street and its dog has a god, but still, that doesn't excuse her disproportionate personality. And its because of that personality that she's seen as shit. I'd be fine with her careless arrogance is she could snap her fingers and make shit just happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567045
>As soon as she appears, niggers get fucked up.
>As soon as she shows up, MC wrecks shit.
>Her influence makes both MCs more or less unkillable.
>Even if they die, she just goes "Not a prob, I'll just bring them back to life"
>She only has limits on her because she let MC girl have control of the body most of the time.

Well, it wasn't any of her business to tell her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567038
>>12567039

Not him but when that manga was at its maximum popularity in these threads, all I ever really heard was "dat tongue" and "dem tailz"

Nobody really ever talked about anything else. Kinda made it feel like there wasn't anything else worth talking about. I can recall actual discussion happening maybe twice and it mostly consisted of "based MC" and "childhood friend a dumb bitch"

But then Killing Bites almost never gets beyond "Wud U a HunE Badger" so I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567051
Well Wud U?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567045
I take it you are not a fan of haughty women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567055
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567050
Didn't she use up almost all her powers for each of those feats though? And you're cherry picking hard, making it seem like her presence had anything other than a psychological effect on mc. She knew how to move him, that's all.
>>12567051
Is correct, I feel. both were shit manga that got more attention that they deserves because monstergirls. You can't merely include monstergirls and have something not be shit. Monstergirls is no excuse for accepting shit.
>>12567058
I love me some haughty women. But imagine if some peasant bitch in rags came up to you and started acting haughty and arrogant. It's the dissonance that gets me mad more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567051
>"dat tongue" and "dem tailz"
Look out for your urethra.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons, Cafeteria adventures with Holst an Arachne and a Demon.

I'll get to that either later today or in a bit, depends on what I have to do today.

In the mean time I hope I still have coffee left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567063
You can't merely include monstergirls and have something not be shit. Monstergirls is no excuse for accepting shit.

Exactly the point the original anon was making. Appealing visuals is only like 33% of the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567069
>later today or in a bit
Later today, or the Alp gets it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567077
>Mfw I don't know what an alp is

Jokes on you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567077
>or the Alp gets it!

Good. You closeted faggots should go back to /y/ where you belong. Literally as bad as #Bobsgate and Bourbon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567083
A living onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567069
Can't wait, this has all been great so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567090
But that's lewd anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567092
Its what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567051
>all I ever really heard was "dat tongue" and "dem tailz"
There was discussion pertaining to it back on /a/ both in the monster girl threads and it's own few threads, granted it was easy to miss among the endless inane arguments and shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567088
>closeted faggots
Anon, please I was just threatening to bully it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567027
>With KC you get subtle societal commentary
Oh please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567063
Even if she used up her powers, she powered up with the souls she got.
Plus her powers increased with the MCs getting closer. Her powers only got stronger over the course of the manga. From barely able to manifest, to cutting the very fabric of reality between two dimensions. Hell, she cut the concept of ownership itself.

Without Dakini, MC's shown constantly to be brave but worthless in a fight against serious foes. With Dakini he usually doesn't break a sweat.

Hirogata, all fucked up.
Cat girl, fucked up, with Dakini's skills mostly.
Yan, fucked up.
Dog guy, fucked up.
Snake thing, fucked up.
Minotaur, fucked up.

I'm not cherry picking. Without Dakini's powers, her servant's useless. With her servant as a combo team, they wreck shit.

If she wasn't there, then the MCs would've been fucked. She brought Male MC back to life at least twice, and the girl back at least once. Without her they'd have been killed outright several times. Without her they wouldn't have been able to do anything about the monsters.

With her, they fucked up the sect's plans, and fixed the shit her awakening caused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567096

This kind of shit needs to stop. It's just as annoying as all the forced Hathor stuff. It's good that you enjoy something and like an idea but it's been so forced into the ground that China's going to start taxing you. It's basically futacat 2.0 or whatever stupid dead-horse shitstorm number we're at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567091
Thanks buddy.

I kind of want to write a story of a boy who gets orphaned and later gets adopted by a wealthy kitsune.

She'll have other kitsune servants and such, but I also want the story to have kind of a dark undertone to it as well, maybe have the mother have a dark past or something.

I'm toying with the idea of making them murderers or maybe crime bosses or something.

Kid grows up with them without knowing this though, like I said it would be an undertone of darkness.

Would anyone read this shit?

>Fuckin captcha keeps erasing

God dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567101
At least it's not being preachy and up its own ass with points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567095

I was in the /a/ threads. Have been the monstergirl threads pretty much forever. And that's what I remember. That guy talking about Dakani sounding with her tongue made ten times more posts than any other discussion ever did.

The only time I remember it being discussed in its own thread was when /mgg/ was getting thrown out of /a/ and people made a couple manga threads there. Hell you still might. I don't really go there much anymore.

Just giving an outsiders impression. Take it for what it's worth. I have no interest in picking up the series so no need to try and sell me on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567109
>Hathor
>Forced
It's not really forced if everyone's okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567111
Don't care about the idea, write then we'll tell you if it's shit or not.

[Anonymous No.]

So a scylla witch was posted earlier in this thread. I assume it is Okayado's and from 12Beast. Anybody know where I can find more about this apparently new chapter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567069
But where's the rape? There will be rape, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567117

> Strawman

It's literally 2-3 faggots forcing their waifu on the threads in the same manner as Bob/Less and Laska.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567118
Fair enough, anon, fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567103
Wow sorry to say but to me that sounds completely uninteresting to me.

Then again I'm not the biggest fan of manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567115
Nobody's trying to sell you on anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567109
>stop having fun!
>stop liking things I don't like!
What are we allowed to talk about, oh great one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567122
>2-3
>force
Nice bait, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567120
Beats me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567121
As the anon and I have said, best for last.

MGT is kind of lighthearted slice of life, though if I ever make it into a real story I'll throw smut in there for you.

It would be kind of out of left field for me though, I mostly write violence and such things.

Shit, MGT is kind of still out of left field for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567130

Why won't anyone translate this anymore? We're what, two or three chapters behind now? I want more giant robots and monstergirls damnit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567124
Wouldn't be much of a story if they lost at the first fight and everyone died.

It's interesting, legitimately. I liked how the deaths and shit were reported as murders, and that things were okay to be witnessed.

There wasn't any stupid "have to keep this shit super secret!" hijinx, or that the real world effects of having insane battles in public spaces are just conveniently ignored.

Dakini and the MC's relationship was interesting, and their character intereractions were fun. Dakini herself was fun.

It was a monster of the week story that just felt a little more grounded and thought out until the ending.

Though if you're uninterested, then whatever, it certainly wasn't boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567135
>Why won't anyone translate this anymore?

Scanlating drama/bullshit.

The group that was doing it doesn't ever touch licensed manga. Other groups either don't want to "step on their toes" or want to wait for the tanks.

Meanwhile you have groups like Underdog trying (stupidly) to compete with speedscans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567143
Yeah I'm not saying it isn't, I'm just saying it doesn't seem like something I would like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567149
At least UD is actually doing something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567154
That's more than fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567149
This is why we can't have nice things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567155

At the expense of quality yes. They're quite literally one step above using comic sans now. Plus it will burn them out in due time. Any group that follows a "schedule" is doomed to fail and die out.

>>12567157

Pretty much. It's also why KB got dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567157
I just want to creapie her until my DNA is flowing out of her like a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567160
>comic sans
I never actually understood the hate for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567161
I want to fill her with so much chromosomal information I'm only left with a couple of duplicate pairs.

...Wait that'd be bad right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567170
Sounds bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567168
>Someone obviously has no taste in fonts and has never had anything to do with graphic design or any other facet of typography.

The creators deserve to burn damnit. BURN.

The Priestess of the Word hates HerioComic-sans, because it turns all her FxM pairings in to MxM pairings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567174
Mind properly explaining the reason behind it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567177
Do you understand the difference between serif and sans-serif type?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember.
Daughterus are for telling bed time stories to and tucking in after they fall asleep.
Not Dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567182
Yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567183
Can I dick someone else's daughteru if her parents ask me to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567186
Well, jeez, if you can figure that out, how hard is it to continue looking into this shit and making up your own goddamn opinions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567190
Yes.
Just if their daughteru has a daughteru of her own you can't dick that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567192
Because I'm curious as to why people hate it. Is it because it's popular and over used? Is it because it's cool and hip to hate it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567190
Every girl is someone's daughteru, you can dick them as long as they're not yours.
>>12567192
>I'm going to complain and not explain why!
I'm not him but you're coming off as a bit of a dick now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567195
What about granddaughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567199
Every girl is someone's granddaughteru, if it's not yours, it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567193
>>12567195
I can dick someone else's daughterus... I can dick EVERYONE ELSE'S daughterus... what's to stop me from dicking my own daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567205
Decency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567194
It's just over used in non-appropriate situations, on top of that I simply feel its poorly designed, bland and uninspired.

It's a pointless addition to the annals of type where the differences can be minute to begin with.

Basically, as plebeian as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567203
What if I screw a girl, pump her full of my seed, and THEN find out that she's my daughter/granddaughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567209
Then you must set yourself aflame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567208
Basically, it's hip and cool to hate it because it doesn't look slightly different from the rest of the other fonts? Glad to know that people who hate it are hipsters, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567213
Hipsters, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567219
It makes sense when you notice that lack of normal people hating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567213
It's poorly designed as a typeface, and then inappropriately used as well by people who don't know better; that's not a hipster's complaint.

It's like some fucker who just wants to use tomato sauce on everything they eat.
It's not even good tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567223
What. Why are you still replying. Why are you still being dumb. Stop being dumb, stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567223
It's poorly designed? Is it because it was used for comics? does it not live up to the typeset standards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567228
K then.

[Anonymous No.]

Tempted to write the tales of a taxi driver in MGC.

Yay/Nai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567241
Depends, normal taxi driver, or De Niro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567230
>doesn't belong
>not living up to supposed "standards"
>constantly harassed when it just wants to be
My god, /mgg/ is comic-sans.

>>12567241
I'm personally tired of MGC related things, but sure. go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567241
Are you talking to me, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567242
The Niro.

>>12567245
Well you're the only one here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567248
Then I vote yay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z-NbQvhzKM

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Chuffing Spider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567285
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567285
Someone has smeared some spider on to my tiger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567285
Science has gone too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567294
True or False

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567285
Yes. The ultimate predator. Please hunt me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567285
Let's add a tail pussy and wings to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567304
Why not add horns and fluffy tails while we're at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567304
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/149/3/f/Flying_scorpions_by_Wideshanks.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567309
Also bigger lactating breasts. And some magical powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567317
Demonic energy and angel wings too while we're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567310
>there is a species of fly with a large scorpion tail
>it's its genitals

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567325
Her hair should also be snakes, and she can drink as much alcohol as an oni without passing out.

[Anonymous No.]

What would two slime kingdoms going to war with each other be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567356
>slime kingdoms
Tidal waves of hate and lust drown all in their path, and when they clash, who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567356

Like deicing roads after a storm. Loads and loads of salt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567356
Slimes combining into kaiju and attempting to destroy each other. Of course it would be a never ending battle because they could never destroy the cores of the others'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567388
>That's where you come in, Anon
>Anon goes Yojimbo on the warring Slime Queendoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567397
I do own a pretty big sword because I'm a massive weeaboo however I don't think I could sufficiently fight giant combined slime kaiju. I'm just not that much of a man to pull the job off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567407
>man enough
It's not entirely about combat ability, it's also about playing them against each other as much as possible while avoiding collateral damage. Remember the movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565559
Is this the highest quality of the image that exists? A template would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567412
My memory is shit from my days when I used to smoke pot and I haven't seen a Kurosawa film in quite a few years. Don't worry I'll probably watch Yojimbo again in the next few days.

Regardless, it's a matter of practicality. In order to kill a slime you have to destroy the core. Slimes destroying each others' cores would be very difficult because they don't really have the natural ability to destroy cores. They have no claws to cut through a core. They aren't hard enough to pulverize a core. They have no magic to disintegrate a core.

The only way I see an effective battle between two slime queendoms coming together is if you train slimes in melee combat and let them duke it out. Still a core can always be shifted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567433
>remove core from slime
>place core in jar of dirt
Checkmate, atheist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567441
Congratulations you just created yourself a slime lich. How are you going to combat it now, genius?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567441
But do you have a jar of dirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567449
>slime lich
HOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567433
Just ask OOO for his axe, it can destroy cores just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567433
Only Dark Slimes have cores.
Dark Slime Queen when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567450

>Insert /mgg/ waterworld reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567449
>slime lich
KYA~
>>12567458
Kevin Costner sleeping with Murmaiders when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567456
Depends on the canon. Most slimes I like don't have cores. However, including a core to the archetype adds more elements to the narrative with which to play around. On side note: I want to turn a cute slime girl into putty by giving her a coregasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567467
>coregasm
Eight days inside the Gelatinous Cube for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567470
I'm not sure why you're rewarding me, but I accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567467
What happens if you poke her core with your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567474
>not sure why
Y-you just gave her the best kind of orgasm a Slime can experience? Isn't that good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567470
That's not a bad thing now that there's a Gelatinous Cube girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567484
Well aware of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567470
Dread, plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567476
Well it is pretty hard so I wouldn't go ramming my peenoo into a slime core unless you're begging for a penis fracture. I do imagine gently rubbing against it would feel all right, and the quivering and shuddering the slime in question would experience would make the experience very erotic.

>>12567481
I'm a greedy bastard. I need more delicious slime.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the greatest treasure in your kingdom human? Answer me quickly!

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567529
>that anatomy
This guy.

He's un-fuckin'-believable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567529

So that's what the wheel's for then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567529
Her middle is way too thin, and her shoulders too. Those Hathors will break her back one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567524
This! *Unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567533
>>12567535

/ic/ please. Stop being jealous that he's published and you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567538
You don't need to be a crit/ic/ to know retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567537
The legendary Hyper Weapon? I thought it would be bigger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567538
I wish the general audience would have better taste.
I mean, they still wouldn't publish me, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567542
I-I-I'm a grower n-n-not a shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567541

Retardation or not, he's been on the NY Times bestsellers list. This goes back to the earlier Dakini argument. A lot of the negative opinions surrounding popular stuff stems from the fact that people are jealous/mad they didn't think of it first. And that anything they like that isn't popular is due to "mass shit taste."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567524
Well, that would be you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567524
My innocence

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567548
No offense to your great theory, but I am not an artist, I have no reason to be jealous. I still like Crabman's stuff, but that body cannot support those knockers, and it's downright grotesque. Please stop trying to read into things that aren't there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567537
>>12567552
>>12567554
You sure know how to treat a Dragon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567555

This man is right. Crabman's anatomy has been getting worse, not better. But I think a lot of that was the schedule he's under. I just hope he doesn't keep going and wind up going full Mogudan after a few more years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567555
I'd love to see someone do their take on her.

How hard is it to bully less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567560
Bullying him easy, just stare at him intently. It's super effective!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567560

We need him to do the angry minotaur family portrait. Shortstack waifu could kinda look like Asterio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567564
>shortstack Asterio
No sir, I don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567548
Are you kidding me?

YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS PUBLISHED?

ROB MOTHER FUCKING LIEFELD.

CRABMAN'S COWSTEROID IS FUCKING LIEFELD-TIER.

NOT EVERYTHING IS "DURR IM SO JEALOUS CAUSE HE COULD DRAW WORSE AND GET SAME MUNNY :(((" YOU FUCKING RETARD. HE CAN DRAW SOME GIRLS ANATOMICALLY CORRECT.

DO YOU NEED FUCKING BULLET POINTS ON WHY THAT DRAWING UP HERE >>12567529 IS BALLS TO THE WALL BAD, BECAUSE I COULD GO AHEAD AND DO THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to fuck Ra, and none shall stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567571
She could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567567
>DO YOU NEED FUCKING BULLET POINTS ON WHY THAT DRAWING UP HERE >>12567529 IS BALLS TO THE WALL BAD, BECAUSE I COULD GO AHEAD AND DO THAT.

Please do for .Less' artwork. He might learn to do something properly then. Bitching about crabman here won't change anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567567
That was bait, anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567564
I fucking love how far this idea has gotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567572

She could try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567577
She's a god anon, you are a mortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567573
ALRIGHT FUCKING SHOW ME SOMETHING .LESS HAS DONE AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY IT'S SHIT.

>>12567574
POE'S LAW YOU DICKCHEESE STARVED RODENT. FUCK OFF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567580
A mortal bullies a goddess by refusing to worship her?
>Nuh-huh, you're not real
>I am too!
>I can't hear you, la-la-la-laa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567581
Here's a picture that he made. Not turn off caps lock, it's not cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567581

Dude, while you have some good points, you're just going to get baited hard. When your posts are this angry, you're not going to get anywhere with talking to people here.

In my experience anyway. I've had those days too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567580

I will find a way. No matter what it takes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567583

>.less making Dog Days fanart
Is that new or old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567583
I highly doubt less made that. I'm like 99% sure he didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567589
>>12567590
He didn't make that. I don't know who did but its pretty obvious he didn't make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567583
>implying less can into shading or health
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567592
WELL AIN'T THAT FUCKIN' NEATO.

>>12567585
OKay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567590
Really? I thought it looked like his style. But this is his, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567581

Take your pick:
http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567599
Its only slightly similar. Its pretty obviously not less' work, especially if you look in the top right corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567581
I'll do the first one for you

>He never added her wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567601
Still want less to do this with a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567581
How about you list reasons instead of broad comparisons as you why you like things and how everyone has shit taste? Be specific, use your words, and stop taking the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567610
I'd rather give a Holstaurus my tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566416
>>12566450
Yes, please continue and pastebin this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567329
One of their families are also reverse mantises, they hang from branches with their forelegs and capture flying insects with their clawed hindlegs like some sort of tiny Asanbosam. I guess they would also be into deep kissing too, because the female sometimes eats the male's saliva (other times she eats him). Also, they're hated by spiders because they often enter spider webs and steal prey from them, they're nearly incapable of walking due to their clawed legs, and in at least one species, males that fail to capture nuptial offerings act like females to secure them, because "failing to capture nuptial offerings" usually means "being dead because the first actual female that they try to court will eat them".

So combine it all and you have this thing from Fuan no Tane as a monstergirl that lives on trees and snatches careless adventurers from above, and is into upside-down sex and deep kissing. She also "rescues" poor shotas from the webs of spider onee-sans, dresses them as little girls and rapes them that way, because they're not yet manly enough to defend themselves and should act like girls for their own protection (otherwise they could get "eaten" by other monster girls).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567608
Wings or not, it''s damn good
Best moth for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567626
>She also "rescues" poor shotas from the webs of spider onee-sans, dresses them as little girls and rapes them that way, because they're not yet manly enough to defend themselves and should act like girls for their own protection
Write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567608
>What the fuck are those boobs?
>Mouth doesn't look right with the perspective
>Unless she's half-dog, that nose is absurd
>She's making a 69º curve with her back, but this is excused because moths have no bones
>Her right leg's knee is essentially fucked and she should see a doctor about it
8/10 it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567441
>jar of dirt
Is this some kind of Alice in Chains compilation album? I'd buy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567458
>>12567640
It's a fucking Pirates of the Caribbean reference you plebs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nXSX3s976s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567644
You're the pleb for needing to show off when it was obvious they were joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563852
>/mgt/ gets a job at monstergirl Hooters
im scowering the archive, can someone link to the post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567650
>monstergirl Hooters
I think I could pull this off. I've got a pretty decent package. How well do they pay? Tips? There's a no-touch rule right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567662
>There's a no-touch rule right?
Son I don't think you understand this whole 'monster girl' business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567662
You need to be a good runner to avoid getting raped in the parking lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567662
All touching will count towards a bigger tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566780
Yes! More!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566791
very

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567668
No, no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567662
>MG Hooters
owlgirl mascot
cute not-slut MGs working there, holst wearing clothes that are a bit too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567680
Anon, it was human boys who work there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567662
It's called Peckers, and the waiter wear red bootie shorts and are encouraged to get erections on the job, usually the manager, customers, or Oni security guard can help with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567680
>cute not-slut MGs
Is it like a traditional maid and/or OL maid cafe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567650
http://archive.moe/jp/thread/12554235/#12561025

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565101
>AWOL for a couple days
>Didn't even get to see the options, let alone the winner because Seafoam had to use some spiffy shit rather than strawpoll like the rest of us plebs
How have you faggots screwed us now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567686
Like the docile, gentle girls working there because the manager prefers it.
So, like scantily clad maid cafe-bar I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567689
he posted the results in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566914
> Problem: coworkers unfucked
> We'll help you with that sir
> Decide to fuck him themselves
haha, those greedy nuns.

In other news, no lunchtime shenanigans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567680
Anon, we are the ones working there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567701
For now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567683
>>12567707
not anymore

[Anonymous No.]

So we've got Milkers the Holstaurus/Minotaur restaurant. Porkers the P'Ork restaurant. And Peckers the human boy restaurant. Any other eat/fuckeries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567712
Uncle Alp's. You can guess what that is, can't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567712
The Snake Pit? I remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567712

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567719
I can't decide where to eat, Milkers or Kentrs as that's apparently called.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567732
Hoofers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567732
Toss a coin. Coin toss is sacred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567719
Centaurs with ponytails are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567732
>>12567736

You should go to Canters with a date for their free embarrassing tshirt day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567733
Does that include both species? Because if not I'm making that a thing, so long as the jewnuki accepts my load request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567740
>free embarrassing t-shirt day
Best idea ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567741
Any girls with hooves and great racks.

[Anonymous No.]

Motherly werewolf spiking your tea with shotafication potion. Yay or nay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567748
I am okay with this, living as a shota means I can watch cartoons without feeling bad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567743
Hell yeah I'm going there everyday. Who needs a pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567753
Permanent shotafication? Or just remaining a shota so long as you regularly take the potion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567748
Nay.
>inb4 Not liking /ss/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567760
I'm assuming it returns me to a specific age, and I then age normally until I take more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567753
> Implying you need to be a kid to enjoy animation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567763
>Aging normally without the potion
>Going through puberty again
Yeah, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567753
>He feels bad about watching cartoons
When have you ever cared about what 3DPD think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567601
Did I see an attempt to put Leona in Super Deep Throat? Why is that not finished? WHY IS THAT NOT A THING?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567774
3DPD give me the V and the D, so I kind of have to...

[Anonymous No.]

Cerea in Samus' Zerosuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567803
I approve
Suu as metroid
Papy as ridley?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567806
no, dracosa as ridley of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567808
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567810
the dragonewt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567806
Imagine her in the full blue body suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567811
>Dracosa as Jessica Rabbit
She wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567808
>MON joins in on the fun
Zombina for Space Pirate
Tio does a Kraid cosplay
Doppel as Dark Samus or SA-X

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of slime is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567842
Bubble slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566473
Spanking the Monkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563243
>this was less vision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567842
An ouroboros slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567842
Honey slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565689

I'm still around. And I'm still safe in my unknown library, hiding from monsters and writing an update

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567842
queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567860
>safe in my unknown library
Anon, we talked about this, and it just doesn't work. Stop pretending it does.
...unless it's not in MGE-verse. Then it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567866

Monsters can't rape what they can't find. Also I now put a sign up outside reading "closed" so no one will stumble in. I'm a goddamn genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567858
An anal-urethral ouroboros slime?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567868
In MGE, the library would get infested by SOMETHING eventually. Or the Red Moon would produce MAMONO MANA and turn every book into Monster Girl. But you're not in MGE-verse, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566758

Which one? There's three people doing Lich stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567872

The Red Moon is posing a serious problem. It would mean too many super rapists about in the village looking for somewhere to take their victims. I must reassess my defenses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567868
What about literal bookworm or silverfish monster girls?
I'm sure they would love closed libraries.q

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567879
put a sock on the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566704
Time to get the flammenwerfer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567869
Is there any other kind?

Don't answer that seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566870
I vote yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566914
Nigga you gay!

Thanks for writing them

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think dark priestesses church has an Inquisition equivalent where they burn wizards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567908
> there they fuck the wizards
There I fixed it for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567908
>burn
More like milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567109
I'm not one for all the worship going on but if you don't like the health, go be an alp somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567908
Nah, they have an S&M inquisition that interrogates sinners until they confess to having been very naughty and then punish them for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567908
>Trying to burn a wizard
>A man with magical mastery over the elements

I'm pretty sure they'd all just pretend to burn, casting illusions of their flesh searing from their bodies, then teleport a few blocks away to laugh their asses off at the stupid churchgoers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567912
I take it back this >>12567916 is what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567914
Hey! I'm an Alp and I love Hathor!
>>12567916
>stupid churchgoers
Fedora tipping Wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567183
You never learn. A daughteru is just a waify to be. Dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567912
>>12567913
Of all the things you could try to do to a wizard this is the less likely to succeed .
>>12567916
Yes, but the priestessess wouldn't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567183
>Daughterus are for telling bed time stories to and hot dogging after they fall asleep.
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567912
>>12567913
But how will the monstergirls have sex with the wizards, when their vaginas have been transmuted from their bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566887
Can't the undead mend a womb and bare daughterus if their husband injects them with enough spirit energy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567915
I like this idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567582
Writefags please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567529
She looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567881

I've got it now, I left a scarecrow next to the door. I assume that monsters will think that's a very shy person and leave me alone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567748
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567925
>Daughterus are for telling 'bedroom stories' to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567811
>>12567819
Dracosa is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567928
...I guess? Weird magic rituals and taboo necrophilia are way more interesting, though. If she could do it just like that by just being pumped full of semen, it'd just be boring business as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567947
she would make a better ridley than papy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567932
>NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANKING INQUISITION!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567920
>caring about the opinions of alps
Pick nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567947
> thisisbait.img

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567748
What I expect from werewolves is wild violent sex with lots of howling and gnawing and clawing that would probably gravely wound a shota or a weak man, so no motherly werewolves and no shotafication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567949
>Riddler stops to ponder.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566914
Write-fags please, there needs to be more dark priestess in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567947
Agreed.
>>12567949
Also undeniable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567957
>this is fact

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567960
>so no motherly werewolves
Wolves have strong maternal instincs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567965
So I'm not the only one who likes them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567965
>>12567971
No, you are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567971
>>12567965
What's it like to be in a religion that's about sex and not denying it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567969
Yes, but I would like to be seen as mate and/or prey, not offspring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567965
>>12567971
>Dark Priestess dating her boyfriend
>She is incredibly kind and polite in public
>The two walk to and from school together
>When the two are alone behind closed doors, she suddenly starts frenching him and oh god has she been craving you all day
I don't have the time to write it, but someone else could

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567981
But a wife is also a mother to her husband since a boy's best friend is his mother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567981
I'm with you anyways, I was just pointing it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567712
There's this restaurant chain, if you're willing to give it a try, though it's got a lot of bad reviews, mostly about the waitresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567989
Bob, I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567975
see >>12565879

Love and lust as one, neither is dirtied by thither, and the most powerful drive in all of us becomes the key to our salvation. WIN-WIN.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw you will never fuck charon until she is incapable of making puns anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567989
Bugger off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567999
mfw I will never be the straw that breaks the Charon's mind, getting like 200th sloppy seconds from a stretched-out, slightly twitching vagina slippery and barely even gripping me from all the old cum inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567965
>>12567971
>>12567974
My brothers.

>>12567975
I think a waifu and immortality for worshiping a god is a pretty good deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568003
NO! BAD BONER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567712
While not really a restaurant. There's 'The Snake Pit'. Which is a bar where men can find their perfect snake-MG waifu. It's main feature is the 'Snake Pit'. A pit filled with incredibly horny Lamia in which men can take the 'Snake Pit Challenge' by trying to last an entire hour in the Snake Pit without passing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567999
> Implying she is physically capable of not making puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568003
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565879
This religion looks quite appealing but
>fallen god
>not fallen goddess
Fucking why? I'm not worshipping a male god of sex, sounds pretty gay.
Guess I'll just praise Hathor then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568009
>entire hour
You mean entire day, right? They're not gonna let you go for less than that, if they ever do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568006
Why so sloppy Charon seconds give me the hardest damn boner out of all the lewd things in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568013
Chief God is a girl too, but they don't call her Chief Goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568013
>I'm not worshipping a male god of sex
What? Is a female god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568015
Because she's second rate and so are you?
...okay that one sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567712
Needs more seafood.

I nominate 'Blowholes' for the marine set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568009
I wish to take the challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568013
Is a girl, just like the Demon Lord is a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568014
Well if you pass out they won't stop. Also forgot to mention that losing the Snake Pit Challenge means you need to work for The Snake Pit as a toy for the girls in the Snake Pit for no less than 5 days a week for at least a month.

It's hidden in the waiver you sign.

>>12568021
Just sign here, the pit opens at 10:00pm, you'll be the first in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568016
>>12568018
Oh, all is fine then. I wonder why they chose to call her "god".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL3ZIc5IL2w

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568014
No, no, the challenge is lasting an hour without passing out, nobody said they're letting you go in either case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568026
>grow some backbone, Indy
that python is moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568024
>work for The Snake Pit as a toy for the girls
So I do get paid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568026
If that was a Monster Girl that would be incredibly lewd. Crawling up Indiana's pants like that.

Also, meet the only man to have won the Snake Pit Challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1bRRkByTXg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567712

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568031
They pay you with their bodies for taxation reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568031
Yes, but not much and the hours are long and hard.

It'll be your job to help the pit girls practice, bring them food and give them full body massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568030
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/comics-how-X-see-python-snake-693251.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568003
Charon-chan's used-up pussy overflowing with cum when?
.less pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568041
You will never snap after a long voyage over a river filled with lost souls with Charon tellling hundreds of shitty puns.

You will never grab her by her hair braid, wrap it around your arm and fuck her from behind, up the ass, with all her clothes still on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568033
>All those cobras
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568033
He even slapped one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568044
>with all her clothes still on
Best taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568033
That fucking slap at 2:14.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568046
>>12568050
Gotta keep those slutty snakes in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567965
Dark priestess holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568033
>that bitchslap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568033
>Apophis Wrangler and Disciplinarian
>Pharaoh's Right Hand Man
>Cobra Slapper

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568044
>You will never grab her by her hair braid, wrap it around your arm and fuck her from behind, up the ass, with all her clothes still on.
I'm sure having to give you a long ASS RIDE over Styx would be more of a PAIN IN THE ASS for charon than it would be for you.
Anon, don't be a DICK.
Because of what, one or two bad puns? I think that in this case the PUN-ishment is much greater than the crime. Don't be so ANAL about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568034
I want to eat a slime

[Anonymous No.]

What's with the sudden lamia chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568044
>Clothes sex

Mai Fukken Brother!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh lord, Setouchi is giving us more Granberia. My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568067
>giant tits
Nyet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568067
>cow tits
This displeases me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568064
Best monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568065
I bet she doesn't even have underwear, just the minirobe and leggings. Just lift that hem a tiny bit and penetrate her perfect little butt~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568067
Oh god yes. Dom Granberia is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567567
you sound mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568063
Some of them will encourage that behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568067
Those breasts are too absurd.

[Anonymous No.]

So it's almost Halloween.
Which girls which dress up as what, and why?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to massage your cow before milking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568041

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568060
>"No! You don't assault the Pharaoh like that!"
>"I-I'm sorry..."
>"Good. Now go on. Go back home."
>"...Kay."
She's a good girl, but she's too eager to follow her grapesnake instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark priestess i would imagine would be the most...tender, in their approaches. They dont want to just steal themselves a husband, or even something to eat, They do it to convince men that they really should have had a monster wife all along. Rather then just ravishing a man and then throwing him away or locking him up like some of the less tame monsters do, they'll do whatever it takes to show him the error of his ways. After all, there's no way something that feels this good could possible be wrong, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565352
dark priest is a gateway slut of the worst kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568082
Don't forget to install a cow brush for her to help clean herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567567
>DO YOU NEED FUCKING BULLET POINTS
Yes, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568080
Gamer Gazer would go as Ammy.
>>12568083
Yotsuba is stupid! Stuuupiiiid~!

[Anonymous No.]

You know how some people surgically insert cannula holes into cows so they can literally just reach inside their stomach/intestinal tract?
Do you think some holstauruses have holes surgically cut into their stomachs and or/wombs, made solely for dicking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568067
Translation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568067
>Shitty artist drawing a shitty character design
Why should I give a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568102
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568102
I doubt it, sounds disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568106
You're welcome/I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568072
Dry? This is punishment after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568102
No.
please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568064
Because the constant kitsune bullshit died down momentarily

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568104

It just came out, give it some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568102
>jack off directly into her womb through a window
Sick, but somehow appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568102
No. Please no. Nopenopenope

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568083
Shut up whore! YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568091
>'There we go, My Ammy costume is complete! Now all I need is my little companion to follow me and...'
>'You're not Authorized to tell me what to dress as for Halloween.'
>Come out dressed as Adam
>'GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU DROP IT, THE LP IS OVER.'
>'You're not authorized to tell me when an LP is over.'
>'Fine, whatever just give me my trick or treat bag.'
>Give her one of those kid sized plastic pumpkins.
>'W-what's this! I asked for you to get me a large bag!'
>'You're not Authorized to have a big bag.'
>'I hate you so much.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567285
Ten thousand hours in photoshop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568110
I don't see any lube anywhere, do you? The best you could do is to get some of her spit on it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568117
Best couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568086
You talking shit about mai waifu? I'll sock you on the gabber mate, I'll wreck you, swear on me church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568117
>Moth-chan dressed as Dio
Go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568067
yeeeeees

[Anonymous No.]

I just found out that we'll have a meteor shower today.
The Draconid meteor shower.
Seems it will be visible all night.

Would any MG get crazy on meteor showers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568121
You. I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568116
I'ma try drawing this tomorrow. Just be ready to scream tumbler or shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568131
Wurms would.
Because the sky is falling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568126
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUjUIP2ugG4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568131
>Hey! Nerd! You've got nothing to do again tonight, do you?
>Thought so... you wanna go look at the meteor shower with me?
Thugdere tries to be romantic.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

New Hitomi is up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568135
>AH! The stars are falling! I DON'T WANT TO GO EXTINCT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568134
can you do one with Hathor as well

[Anonymous No.]

No firefly monstergirl yet? I want to admire her glowing posterior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568142
I'll think about it. Depends on if anyone likes the Charon one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568137
After surviving the blood moon rape, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568137
I object.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568142
>with Hathor
I'll fucking kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568153
>HUH?!? But I made sandwiches already!
Don't be a dick, she made sandwiches already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568117
This needs to become a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568158
Gamer Gazer dressed as Ammy, or Gamer Gazer and her nerdy boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568161
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you work at a soup kitchen and help feed Monster Girls who are down on their luck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568145
Moth-Chan please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568137
Thugdere/Tsundere tomboys a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568164
Absolutely.
>>12568163
In retrospect, that's the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568161
Maybe both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568147
If you sully Hathor I can confirm that a good chunk of the thread will go apeshit. Do yourself a favor and don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568156
>urge to desecrate rising..RISING...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568168
This is fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568164
>work feeding starving monster girls
Somehow I feel like I would end up getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568171
>a good chunk of the thread will go apeshit
But that would be fun as hell...? I bet it wouldn't even matter if it looked like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568164
Sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568126
>Moth-chan dresses up as Dio
>You dress up as The World
I see no reason why this shouldn't be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568164
Do I get to cum in their food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568176
>Wanting the thread to descend into chaos and shitposting
Oh shit anon, what the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568178
I wasn't thinking that Dio, but your idea seems fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568145
>gets excited she glows
>gets embarrassed she glows
>really happy she glows
I love it.
And what about a cicada girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568175
Well sure, but you help them get back on their feet. So they can live better lives.
>>12568179
Yes, that's considered a nice thing to do, they might be too weak to rape a man to get semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568134
>>12568147
Do us a favor and go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568139
Yus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568178
>>12568181
This sounds like a double-date sort of thing, but I don't know which MG would go as Jotaro or Star Platinum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568182
You watched that episode of Muromi-san, right?
Imagine that, but with a cicada girl just screaming that whenever she's shocked, scared or embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568179
>Anon decides to prank the homeless MG's
>Puts his seed into some of their food
>They haven't tasted semen in so long it causes an uncontrollable frenzy
>Anon gets fired and charged for property damage. No one pays for his bruised pelvis
>The MG's all follow Anon home afterwards, and now they won't leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568180
Not him but, some men just want to watch the world burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568188
>which MG would go as Jotaro

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568188
An Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568191
Besides, I might become the new popular thing to accuse people of being, kinda like Bob and futa. Too bad I don't have a username.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568192
ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568139
Drugs are bad M'kay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567719
Do they balance their trays on their backs like Llama-san?

Also need a name for a restaurant/bar that caters to humans and monster girls. Bonus points if name has either a pun or a double entendre

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568190
>prank

I asked before I did it, didn't I?

>they follow him home

Keikaku Doori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568194
>Yare yare daze...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568195
Ico, short for iconoclast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568199
>humans and monster girls
Cross Breed, run by the Dark Priestesses.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you cum in your MG culinary teachers food to get extra marks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568200
>Keikaku Doori
Good luck taking care of 2 Ushi-Onis, 3 werewolves, 1 succubus and 5 mousegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568206
Now now, I like Dark Priest too but let's not get over eager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568205
>any mention of mindbroken cumdumps
>ico pls go
Yeah, sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568195
Bob and .less are popular and infamous because they're actually good at what they do. If you are unskilled like you say it will never work for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568164
Yes. If they want to show their appreciation for my time and energy by raping me after my shift, so much the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568212
>over eager
Then YOU come up with something!
>>12568214
Okay, this guy totally needs to be christened Ico.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568217
>Bob
>Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568211
Elope with werewolves, form my own pack. Through dickings

Why force me to be a dick? Not one ushi oni, two? Fuck THAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568220
As good as anyone else... and better than many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568217
I guess so. Let's see how it turns out.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>>/a/114941193

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568217
>Bob
>good
He was until Truckercore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568222
Bitch please you wouldn't even handle two werewolves in heat at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga I'm the one who wrote >>12565879, what the fuck have YOU done?

I just don't see DP as a bar matron, a troll perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568230
I run 5-7 miles five days a week, come at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568217
Nega pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568124
Your waifu is the ultimate slut. She sluts so hard the world eventually ejects her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568238
I got accused of being Nega at some point. Is his shtick just pegging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568199
Order food
Klutz wurm waitress gets your order mixed up with monster girl's
Your food tastes funny and is kind of sticky

Never in a restaurant that serves monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568230
I think I'd damn well try, though.

I love werewolves. Being able to satisfy two at once would be a perfect scenario, even if it left me bruised and ragged. I'd take those love bites, and retaliate with kisses and nuzzling. So much nuzzling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568243
Massive attention-whoring and fanboyism too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568243
He talks of it while describing boobs slapping your back or something, you'll know it when you see it, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568240
But his waifu is not a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568244
>Never in
Never eat in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568251
Is there anyone who's associated with sounding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568259
I should hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568252
Do Succubi force anyone that joins their fucked up cult to wear crotchless pants then send them back to the poor families of those men?

I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568195
Why not become popular by drawing things people like? Like Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568223
Stoo sucking your own dick bob. Better yet, don't, can't suck yourself off and write at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568265
>to wear crotchless pants then send them back to the poor families of those men?
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568270
You'd have to be good at it for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568271
Come on now, I'm way worse than Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568265
I told you then, it was his choice to wear that, he liked the breeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568274
Then GIT GUD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568274
If it is not tumblr tier I doubt the people will shit at you for trying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568240
Implying she doesn't leave if her own volition once her objective is met.
Implying she could be ejected.
Implying implications.

[Anonymous No.]

>Two werewolves who, through an unlikely yet comedic turn of events, end up both making claims on you.
>They squabble constantly over who gets to rape you first. And rape you last. And rape you the most.
>Eventually, you propose the idea that they both rape you at the same time.
>It's not a perfect solution, but it works.
>Whenever one werewolf feels left out of the fray, she starts whining until she can feel you thrusting within her again.
>They argue over who gets to have you come inside of them
>While coveting your dick, pulling it to and fro with their big fluffy paws.
>Eventually you come from the pawjob while they're both arguing.
>Semen lands on both of their faces.
>Everything goes quiet.
>They look at you.
>Then at each other.
>And then they ignore you entirely in a bid to lick the semen off of each other's faces.
>You wander off, then sit back down with some popcorn to watch the display

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568243
He also encourages bob and invites anon to fuck pseudopenis. Nega has fallen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568248

This, mostly. His writing is fairly good but his ego kind of ruins it all. The attention whoring has mostly stopped recently but he still does /this/ for no fucking reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568288
Nice. Still, implying I'm not gonna fuck them into submission and be the alpha of the pack. The fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568292

>Nega has fallen

If he isn't writing greentext stories he's writing pretentious fantasy featuring monster girls that goes nowhere because nothing gets a second chapter. He didn't have far to fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568297
Hey, you can do that too, if you want. Rape is just a general term here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568297
You would fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568297
Where's the fun if they become submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567583
That is my work, do not get the 2 of us mixed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568288
More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568312
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568226
Thanks Hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568304
You are wrong.

>>12568308
Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563567
>Holstaurus waifs hasn't been milked in weeks
>red moon is out
>she has been bitten by cottonhead lamia and stung by a manticore and hornet girl
>she has been sprinkled with moth girl dust
>she has been blessed by Hathor

HOW FUCKED
ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568318
Well, it's your fantasy, so you're probably right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568319
Was that Anon running away!? GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR MILKING LIKE A MAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568319
Happily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568319
Incredibly. Will praying to Hathor protect my pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568319
Is this how ushi-onis are born?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568319
I needed to renovate my house anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568319
I'm not fucked at all because I don't have a Holstaurus waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568318
>They won't fight each other while they try to rape you at the same time
>No more bites or scratches

Wolfgirls are supposed to be wild and a bit violent when it comes to sex. If you want a submissive girl go for a P'Orc, Catgirl or something like that. But well, as the other guy said it's your fantasy, so do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568181
>>12568178
>Moth-chan as Dio
>You as The World
>You both go around singing Holy Diver
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568319
>hasn't been milked in weeks

How could someone be that cruel?
Oh well, your pelvis is already dead at that point

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568319
Overjoyed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568312
More? Why would you want more? Are you implying that you'd actually want to be sandwiched between two lusting werewolves?
Just think about it for a second. One werewolf's breasts pressing against your bare back, her paws draped over your shoulders and her claws pressing tiny indents into your abdomen. And then at the front another werewolf girl, maybe a little more aggressive and dominance. She takes no shame in shaking her breasts at you and wrapping those soft, padded digits around your wrists so you have no choice but to fondle her.
Two werewolf girls, both naked, sweaty and utterly wild, taking you along for a ride wherever you like it or not. The werewolf behind is tender. She sinks her fangs into you neck, but not nearly enough to pierce the skin. She's asking for your hand, and you oblige, taking one palm away from the soft, plush breast of the other to reach back and tweak those fluffy ears. Her moans into your shoulder are heavenly, but you can see before you the other werewolf becoming impatient. Not waiting for your readiness, she snatches the prize from her drooling rival, lost in a world of pleasure with your fingers upon her hair and fluff.
The werewolf milks you, shoving her tongue in your mouth and keeping you wrapped up with the sweet, soft werewolf pleasuring herself to your caress.
When you come, you squeeze at the werewolf's ear, and hear her let out a moan of a howl as her sensitive ears and her rubbing bring her to climax alongside you both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568329
>Hi! It's your hoddess, Hathor. I can't answer right now, but please leave your message after the Moo.
>"ANON! COME HERE YOU LIMPDICK SON OF A BITCH! YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THIS PUSSY WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!"
>Moooooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568337
>Though fierce, werewolves have a strong sense of loyalty. If a werewolf’s intended victim successfully defeats her in single combat, she will consider him her master henceforth.

Don't tell me how to dick my girls subfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568244
See, that's why the Wurm would be the door greeter or do menial tasks like taking out the garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568344
I've become too addicted to writing these short smut tales in the thread posts. My pastebin stories (or what little there are) must be feeling neglected right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568344
yesssss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568339
>holy diver
that's the only song people know
not last in line? don't talk to strangers? one more for the road?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568339
I want a MG to dress up as Crazy Diamond and help me beat up a couple dressed as Kira and KQ

While singing Shine on you Crazy Diamond

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568356
Mob Rules, or the Man on the Silver Mountain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568344
You wouldn't let her rival go hungry would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568351
>f a werewolf’s intended victim successfully defeats her in single combat
You're making some unlikely assumptions there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568356
Invisible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566553
Well, I survived my Red Moon night
It was very Lewd.
She held my hand as she led me up the stairs.
She kissed me on my mouth, more than once!
She undressed in front of me, in a slow and provocative manner.
She then slowly undressed me.
We then participated in sexual positions that were NOT the missionary position used for procreation.
We slept together, in the SAME bed!
We had some more sex during the course of the night!
We slept in past normal wake up time.
We got up and took a shower together, and even had sex in the shower!
We made and had breakfast together.

Was a lot of fun

So, how was your Red Moon night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568357
>Anon's and waifu's dressing up as Jojos/Stands and singing songs together
>Lonely dude dressed up as Joseph
>Your next line is "You really need a girlfriend dude."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568351
>He thinks he can defeats a werewolf in single combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568357
>Your waifu will never dress up as a Maverick for Halloween.
>Your Pharaoh waifu will never refuse to dress up as Pharaoh Man
>She likes the series, but finds the idea of Pharaoh Man mildly demeaning to her people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568362

I spent the whole time crouching in a half dug ditch screaming. I don't know how but it worked, no rape for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568364
>Implying Joseph guy wouldn't be a paladin who fucks tons of human girls

Come on anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568365
>loud high pitched noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568366
>but finds the idea of Pharaoh Man mildly demeaning to her people
Do they hate flashing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568359
I felt bad even while I was writing it, because the less assertive werewolf at the back wasn't getting much love.
So how about this? Two werewolves laying one atop the other, breast against breast. Their puffy vulva are practically rubbing against each other, lubrication mixing and making their groins slick enough to slide up against one another with only the slightest of movements. It's giving you the perfect opportunity to hotdog your dick between them and give them both clitoral orgasms, letting you thrust into them both at the exact same time.
Sound like a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568369
also diluted ammonia spray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568374
no. it sounds like a wonderful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568362
Nothing special.

Sat alone in my room, had a few glasses and went to bed thinking about how I'll always be alone.

God I sometimes wish I was lobotomized

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568369
Screaming like a girl won't save you from the rape, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568371
Pharaohs cannot and do not hurl the sun that their enemies. We praise the sun and sometimes call on it to blind criminals or smite the unholy.
There's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568360
Aren't you doing the same?

>>12568365
>defeats

Fuck off Skwisggar

This is the problem with you subs, as soon as anyone expresses ay desire to dom a monstergirl, cue "lol no you can't." Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568380

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568374
>Puffy vulva sandwich

Stop reading my mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568382
What? No one is saying you can't dom a monstergirl. I specified that you should go for monstergirls who would be easier to dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568382
Stop getting worked up over others not sharing your faptasies and just ignore them. There's enough imagination to go around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568362
Went to bed because I needed some sleep. Alarm set to 5:10AM.

Woke up at 8. Still alone and missed the eclipse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568067

>New Setouchi.

My God, how can one man be so based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568401
>Setouchi
>based
Never thought I'd see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568362
I had a small fire and a couple smokes during the eclipse.

The coyote girl who randomly showed up was a hoot though, that girl knows her stars

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568378
If someone else wants to write that, then go ahead. I feel a bit tired right now, and my writing's not coming out as pretty as I'd like it to look in my head.
Maybe if nobody picks it up, I'll do a short, sweet little story about two rival werewolfs like I described in >>12568288
Firstly, one brash, assertive werewolf who loves to be the top dog, and'll force her tongue into your mouth without any mincing words. Loves to take you for the ride of your life, and do her best to make sure that by the end of it you're a wet, messy, smiling wreck of a man.
And secondly, a quieter, more huggy sort of werewolf. She loves nipping and nuzzling, and loves the same being done to her, with some petting and tail love thrown in too. Just wants to hug her husband and keep him snuggled up with her all day, and milk him from sunrise to sunset.

Or, something like that anyway. I'm going to listen to the Transistor soundtrack and fall asleep now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568404
He's pretty good when he's not drawing abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568404
There's a first for everything, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568390
I don't care if they don't like my taste, they don't have, but I can't like either? Fuck them.

>>12568389
Where's the fun in that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568404

He gets hate on because of same-face, and not everyone is into his, "taste for the exotic."

If you don't mind "abominations" though, he's pretty good.

Yes, I liked MGQ Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568409
Yes, have your rest and do this please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568418
HELL NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568414
>Where's the fun in that?
I don't know man, tell me how are you going to win against something faster and stronger than you.

It's like that guy who wanted to dom a minotaur, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568411
True, he also seems to be making an effort to remedy the same face, or at least the same face+same expression issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568418
I don't mind same face
I don't mind abominations to some degree
Still Setouchi is shit. Most of his designs are just bad (crab girl is a giant crab with human torso and fucking human arms attached? Seriously?) and his art is plain boring. No detail in the anatomy, no line weight, flat colors.
Even then, I still liked some of his girls, like silkworm.

[Anonymous No.]

Setouchi is still better than .Less will ever be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568432
No he isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568426
A werewolf is not a minotaur, it's single combat and nowhere does it say I can't use weapons, I like my odds.

Aren't minotaurus dumb as shit? Just sidestep her off a cliff or into a wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568435
>Minotaurs
>Dumb as shit
Careful now. That's how people end up with shattered pelvises

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568419
Well, if you say so. Maybe tomorrow.
I think I'm just burnt out from writing about Anubutts. I've never gotten off my ass to write a considerable amount when people are reading it live. I'd say that doing it quickly was hard too, but I don't think I can class 6000 words in several hours as "quick".
Well, whatever. Puffy vulva sandwiches and messy werewolf kisses soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568259
I'm probably going to regret asking but what is sounding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568435

>Minotaurs
>Dumb as shit

They're smart enough to know where the meat stick fits into their meatjar.

And how to cause death by snu-snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568440
Bob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568446
No. That one guy who did a little Anubis thing in the last thread. I haven't done much else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568435
>minotaurus
>dumb as shit
Keep in mind they're not only monsters anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568442

Shoving something down your urethra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568432
But that's wrong, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568356
>>12568358
You could always go full on arena mode with Rainbow in the Dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565207
This was just a ruse wasn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568088
A what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568442
>>12568442
You double idiot.

>>12568438
>ruled by emotion
>short attention span
>cares mostly for eating, sleeping and fucking
>not dumb

>>12568443
Jokes's on her, I dip my dick in habanero peppers daily, no rapist shall go unburned.

>death
That doesn't happen here, not that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568460
Wouldn't that song be more appropriate if it was sung by an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568450
>>12568450
>A kind of beastman monster that possesses the characteristics of a cow
>monster
>they're not only monsters anymore

You wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568465
>I dip my dick in habanero peppers daily, no rapist shall go unburned.
What you run into some mexican monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568466
REMOVE ALP! REMOVE ALP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568473
That would be: "what if."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568451
I was right, I regret asking. Since when has catheter use been a fetish? Do these people get off on those liberty medical commercials?

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would never donate blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568473
¡Ay, caramba!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568473
I offer them Horchata. If they insist on raping me I just yell "Migra!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568474
Don't bully please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Yuki Onna? It's like ice in their veins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Mermaids ad Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Skeleton girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Slimes
Living Doll
Elementals

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Vampires?
Lava Golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Vampires and Ushi Oni
One would be too busy trying to steal the donated blood, the other wouldn't even be allowed to donate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Ghost, wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Homunculi

Imagine receiving donated blood, only to find out it's formaldehyde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568470
Before the actual Demon Lord arrived, they were just monsters.

Now they have a succubus part and both their bodies and minds have changed. to resemble something more human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
>Ushi-Oni
Not even once

[Anonymous No.]

Grim Reaper monstergirl when? You know, THAT's terrifying, Grim reapers start to get husbands and don't reap souls, people won't die. People who are sick or in pain are left behind. No new souls enter the world, entropy fucking intensifies, the universe rip itself apart at the seams. We still won't die

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568347
>"That was the last phone call made by anon where you can clearly hear his wife in the background. Now police need your help finding both of them."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Any yandere monster girl, because her blood only belongs to her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568503
It's not like anyone could die in the first place, because of mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW can't into Medusa smut writing

Shit's obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568478

Not sure, not into it myself, not into pain, but it's a thing.

I think I've heard some people say it's supposed to make you feel like you're constantly cumming. Obviously though, things can go wrong and turn painful very fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Dhampir blood doner when
I mean advertising it or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Oni. Good luck getting a needle through that skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568465
Jokes's on her, I dip my dick in habanero peppers daily, no rapist shall go unburned.

rofl, great idea, imma steal that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Most fairy types? I'm fairly sure they don't hit the height or weight limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568498
Ruled by emotion fool, can't make good decisions based on that, in battle or otherwise. What the fuck you think is wrong with women? Also

>monsters
>human mind

No, Damphir, witches and liches perhaps. The first because reasons and the other too because they start human, but the rest? You're off your rocker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568504
>They show up at a hospital two weeks later
>The Holstaurus needs treatment for severe lust based poisoning.
>She's too embarrassed to look anyone in the eye.
>The husband is exhausted and in need of rest.
>Miraculously, his pelvis is completely intact.
>Praise Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568480
Okay, now which MGs would be most scared of donating blood?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that matango has 100% legendary tier tits and therefore has better breasts than holstauri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568522
Fuck off Mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568509
Peope still die, monsters to, even with MM. It extends the lifespan, but nowhere does it say indefinitely. The only exceptions to this are the monster lord and her husband, and people in pandemonium, where time is stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568522
I don't want to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568522
Buzz off fungi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568516
>rofl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568512
>We at the Red Cross are in dire need of blood donations
>With just one pint per appointment, you too can help save starving families in Romania
>So, be a sweetheart, and give back to the community

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568530
No thanks, I like my blood not in the mouth of a bloodsucker thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568522
Not even DCT can make matango appealing. Being matango is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568503
they already exist
see lisandra from an anime called
I can't into H
and dont forget Haqua and Elsie from TWGOK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568530
>Romania never gets their blood

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters would understand if a human boy was too afraid of them and just wanted to date human girls right?

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568521
What, like afraid of needles? Or damage her blood could cause?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568503

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsune, Anubis, Werewolf or Manticore.
Who is the nicest to hug of them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568540
Why would he want to date inferior human girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568521
Most likely the ones who are unused to feeling pain.
>Oni Delinquent decides to prove how tough she is by donating blood to help out some of her gang members
>Starts panicking and has to have one of the doctor's assistants hold her hand during.
>She starts stalking him later on.
>Meanwhile, Moth-chan didn't even flinch when they put the needle in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568540
of course they would. go and try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568521
Probably fairies, since the needles are so fucking huge compared to them they would most likely die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568544
1. Werewolf
2. Anubutt
3. Kitsune
4. Every monster girl
5. Manticore
6. matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568521
Mosquito girl
Moth-chan's best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568541
Afraid of needles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568534
I meant from our lord and benefactor KC.
Elsie stays with glasses guy? Don't forget to spoiler.

>>12568540
Some, the ones closer to human in psychology like lizardman, and damphir. Most though, they'd laugh in your face and rape you, violently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568545
Because he's intimidated of them and is concerned he might not be able to satisfy them properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568530
I'd prefer to donate my blood manually.
And by that I mean I want a vampire girl to hug me close and lovingly drink my blood during sex.
Not all of my blood. Just a bit. Enough to keep her going and not kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568540
Shy human boys like that just haven't found their inner slut yet. Or they're brainwashed by those controlling human whores. Both of these can be fixed by a good raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568530
>outtakes include insulting vampires abusing their lovers/husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568566
Oni pls.


Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568540

No. Whether you like it or not on a blood moon you're going to be eating Werewolf snatch, her tangy female musk getting ingrained into your face as you mind goes hazy and she lowers her hips down onto your pelvis.

Fucking you until dawn and your pelvis is a battered and bruised mess while you're covered in femcum and your own fluids.

Then, while she's busy massaging her stomach from all of your seed and lapping at whatever seminal fluid is on her face with her forepaw, she does something that you'd never expect.

Gives you her phone number, instead of dragging you off to the rape cave with the pack and tells you.

"Maybe next time, you can be the one to make me go 'wan wan'."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568555

But Moth-Chan doesn't have any friends anon. That's why she's such a depressed hot mess all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568560
Someone should tell the guy that not all of them are serial rapists.

There are gentle monster girls out there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568566
No thanks, I don't want any of what you're selling. Stop trying to convert me to your freaky sex cult.
>>12568568
That sounds more like a Dark Priest or a Succubutt than an Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568576
It's kinda hard to believe that when bitches like Ushi-Oni come along shattering pelvises left and right while treating them like living dildos.

Humans need to be treated like a delicate flower when they aren't being fucked silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568553
>anubis
>not first

You got a terminal case of shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568586
I just like werewolves more, I'd still cuddle an anubutt.
I'd tongue punch her fart box too.

[Anonymous No.]

Convince the human boy to join the date program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568586
I don't get anubi. They're basically just werewolves with a hime cut, and yet people all seem to love them so much now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568594
They are civilized werewolves for the modern man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568586
I want to fuck an anubis up the butt while she commands the slaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568593
Lonely Christmas Cakes ahoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568586
I want an anubis that isn't a pushover and goes wild with punishments every time she catches someone slacking off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568558
Holstaurus. Imagine her being escorted to the lab to draw her blood, and her turning to you and tearing up, extending her hand for you to go with her. Then you sit beside her as best you can, holding her hand when the needle comes out, and covering her eyes as the needle goes in. Then when it's all over, she moos happily, tail wagging with a shiny new lollipop in her mouth

You see the Lich nurse giving her the glaziest of looks before making a gun wit her fingers and pretending to blow her brains out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568586
Susan is the best fanfic girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568555
Implying Moth chan would be friends with a filthy mosquito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568532
>>12568536

>Couple weeks pass since the ad airs on MGC television
>There is no noticeable increase in donations
>Red Cross decides to hold, of all things, a telethon, on MGC TV
>Same Dhampir from the earlier ad is hosting it
>She's looking a lot more stressed and haggard this time around
>"With all the wars, disease, and suffering in the world, the Red Cross is one of the first to offer aid, but we cannot do that without your help."
>"Please, call the number displayed below, and set up an appointment to donate blood. If you are unable to give blood, you can also give us a monetary donation. Anything helps! As you can see, our operators are standing by!"
>Dhampir gestures to the menagerie of monsters behind her
>Most are playing cards, a couple are reading
>One of them, a Wurm, is playing on a GameBrick
>The line going to her phone has been clearly cut
>The Dhampir's eyebrow twitches
>"...let's take this time to view a message from our Sponsors."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568606
>fanfic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568583
I'm sure a Holstaurus would take care of him conveniently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568577
Don't lump in dark priests with that boy slut bullshit. Gentle coaxing is their schtick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568614
That Dhampir needs a massage.

Dicking while holding hadns might be included

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568577
Are you saying you don't want to see a close-minded human boy be "convinced" that his views on monsterkind are wrong? That you don't want to see him escape the claws of the wicked human girl? That you don't want him to embrace his new found sexuality with his monstergirl wife and maybe two to eight of her friends if she's okay with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568593
>No monsters allowed
Then there was monsters. The End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568629

>Massage Medusa
>She petrifies your eyes
>The smell of jasmine wafting in the room as you rub her with Alraune secretions

Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568577
And DP don't swear, unless they're being fucked really well.eteri early

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568637
Fuck you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568637
I'd be fine with a Medusa, but let's keep brainstorming here.

MILF Vampire that takes you back to her castle as a "personal massager"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568637
>pinpoint petrification

But Medusa don't work like that.

>eye petrification

That sounds horrible enough to leave her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>a christmas cake mg will never ride your cock

;~;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568643

Personal massager who she trains to press her buttons over time. Increasing your skills from just a simple back rub to clitoral and vaginal massages with your tongue and stake.

Then after so many months, she finally admits she made a good choice and tenderly, hand holdingly sexes you under the covers. Her ivory breasts bouncing in rhythm with her hips clapping down onto yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568440
6,000 words in a single day is very, very fast. Then again that depends on if you're editing and all that other jazz. Eh, still quick.

I consider 10k a week (with some editing) to be pretty good.

Just take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568647
Okay, maybe through eye magic she's able to temporarily disable your eyes.
Then again, that sounds stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568651
The last time we had a CC story was that Lamia Landlord one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568540
Depends, is he already in a relationship? Because NTR is one of the few big nono's monster girls have iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568651
Why live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568664
What's wrong with good old blindfolds to prevent her from accidentaly petrifying you
Or temporary blindness due to snake poison if you wwant to go that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568664
Just have her cast a charm that forces them closed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568674
The fuck you talking about? Monsters NTR humans women all the time, and if a man is already married but they like him, they'll form a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568677
It's not about preventing her from accidentally petrifying you.
It's about preventing you from sneaking a peek at her petite breasts while you're massaging her.
She's a wallflower, can you blame her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568651
>You will never propose to her while she rides your cock
Just kill me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568674
No he's not in a relationship, It's just that he thinks he would have a better shot with a human than with a monster that might just use him for his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568631
Yes I am saying that.
I fucking hate it in MGC. I want to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568631
Monster, why can't you just accept that sometimes humans love humans more than monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568691

Because I'm lonely and don't even have a daki to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568631
>two to eight
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568696
I'll be your mind-daki, if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568696
>needing a daki

Human boys have had to sleep many a lonely night with nothing but their thoughts and a blanket.

Why would you want to disappoint them by looking like such a wimp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568696
Which monster are you again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568706

Probably your least favorite kind knowing my luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568704
>There are tough street Monster Girls who sleep without dakis in this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568709
>implying matangos can type
nothing worse than a shroomtard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568696
We can all chip in and buy you one
No monster should be left alone without a daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568614

>The sponsor ads range from a 30 second spot from Porkers to a Metal-Morphosis concert announcement
>Once the ads wrap up, a static-shot of the current telethon progress is shown
>According to the charts, a couple hundred bucks has been donated, along with a few gallons of blood
>The music that's supposed to play in the background, however, is absent
>Instead, the voice of the Dhampir is heard clearly, her mic having been left on
>"Then you talk to her, Dad! Mom's been worse than a drow slave driver over this fundraiser, threatening to fire or punish me half the time"
>"I don't know who she's fooling, obviously no one's buying it"
>"I don't care, Dad! I can't take the damn stress. She's just going to have to find blood for the family christmas dinner elsewhere! She can't keep skimming from work.
>The camera cuts to the Dhampir, sitting behind a desk off to the side
>She's on her cellphone, lit cigarette in hand, looking even more stressed out than before
>"Just grow a god-damned pair and talk to her, what kind of fath-"
>She finally notices she's on live TV
>Her face starts to turn beet red
>The show fades out for another word from their sponsors

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568709
Asking doesn't hurt anyways.

But you're probably right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568586
Anubutt as first, my man

Anubutt is justice, but so is dragon butt


puu dot sh/c4Qe3.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568718
Typical Vampire.

A Dhampir is always right when they say all vampires should die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568712

No but everyone stays far away from my cave so I can only assume.

>>12568723

True. How do you feel about multiple legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568494
This picture radiates sexuality.
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568735
Ushi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568735
>ushi oni detected
abor-I mean, I'm not really looking for anyone right now, my Jinko boss is hunting me for sport every night, anyway, good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568729
Don't believe the Dhampir propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish people weren't so judgmental of Manticores.

Their tail - their aggressive nature, it's just how they show their love.

Today my Manticore mistress drove us to the store at midnight because she said she needed some fresh meat. I wasn't sure why she said that considering we'd already ate dinner and had a freezer full.

When we got the store and I got out, she suddenly took off and left me in the parking lot. I figured she forgot something at home so I sat and waited, but after another hour I realized she wasn't coming back for me. It was so sudden, I didn't even really have time to hurt. I thought I made her mad or something, even thought maybe she'd abandoned me.

Mistress didn't allow me to have money or a phone when we went out, so I had to try and walk back home. Unfortunately the city is a scary place at night and I wound getting stalked by something.

No matter how hard I tried to lose the creature behind me, she was always there. I tried running, but I could never run faster than her. I tried climbing things, but she was always there.

Out of breath and tired from running for almost an hour straight, I realized I'd gotten lost. A vice gripped my heart when I thought I'd never see mistress again and I'd be raped by some random monster. I really had been discarded. I wasn't good enough for her, I guess. I couldn't blame her, I wasn't the kind of person anyone would want to keep around.

My will to run faded and I slumped to the ground against a liquor store. A oni stumbled out, but she just looked at me and laughed. Said I was too scrawny. She was right.

But just then, the woman that was following me made her move and slammed into me from behind, pinning me against the wall. I couldn't see who she was or what was going on, but it must've been a manticore because I felt those barbs and then my pants vanished.

Then a tailpussy latched onto me, my face still pressed against the wall and my hips angled out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568651
>>12568686

>You will never come home after a long stay away to the CC onee-san type MG that was your neighbor
>She will never use the spare key your family gave her to let you into the house after you forgot yours
>You will never end up fidgeting and thumbing the small box in your coat pocket as you both sit on the bed side in your room, sipping hot cocoa or what have you
>She'll never mention how she still hasn't found a man who can handle her exotic nature
>You will never involuntarily place your hand on her thigh, only to have her NOT stop you
>She will never move your hand up to her chest, she's not wearing a bra under her sweater
>She will never tenderly ride your cock under the covers, and clench up tighter than before when she sees you fumbling with your coat pocket
>She will never hilt you to the base and stop when she sees you pull out the small wooden box, a ring inside of it in HER finger size
>She will never have you fuck her pregnant after accepting your marriage proposal
>You will never wonder what your parents would think about having MG granddaughters
>Only to notice several pairs of eyes gleaming at you from the crack of the door to the bedroom

Just kill me right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568746


It hurt a lot, she was very rough - pulling me around, scratching my back, even kicked out my knees so I fell to the ground.

A couple women stopped to watch, laughing as I was forced to cum over and over despite the pain. One of them high-fived the manticore that was raping me. When I tried to stand I heard a growl and then a harder kick to my legs spilled me out, but I didn't hit the ground because of the tail latched to my dick.

It hurt alot to have my weight suspended by my cock, and I screamed and even cried a little. But that only made it worse. I got barbed again. A passing pack of familiar werewolves even stopped to faceride me, making me drink all their nectar as they orgasmed.

I kind of lost track of time. Everything hurt, I was bleeding everywhere, my throat was hoarse from screaming and crying. It hurt so much, and eventually I just gave up when I saw the sun start to rise.

It was then that fluffy paws wrapped around me. I didn't even wince anymore, not from the pain of the cuts on my back from her claws or the knowledge that she was going to give me more.

But she just held me and lifted me up so I could see her face just as she pulled her tail off me.

It was mistress! I couldn't believe it, I was so happy. She just got bored and wanted the thrill of the hunt again. I asked her why didn't she just tell me, but she said that it wouldn't have been the same if I knew.

Suddenly my wounds didn't hurt so much, and mistress was kind enough to princess carry me to her truck and take me home. It took a while to bandage everything, but she gave me another hug and then a stern warning that I needed to make more cum to satisfy her.

See, manticores are just misunderstood. Mistress loves me very much!

I hope I don't disappoint her tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568741
I'd rather get treated like an equal and loved by a Dhampir than getting treated like dirt and have nearly all my blood drained by a filthy vampire

[Anonymous No.]

How do we improve Lescatie?

Without the Paladinfag and Succubutt the role-play shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568735
>Cave
>Multiple legs

Well.. I-I think it's pretty normal, right?

R-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568586
>>12568544
Anubis. What's better than a nice evening of cuddling? After having spent all day together building fun stuff out of Legos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568746
Oh boy, more manticore. Yaaaay. Did I lay the sarcasm thick enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568752
>Implying all the vampires are like that
Propaganda again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568746
>>12568749

And people say manticores aren't love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568746
>>12568749
this sounds awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568756
>yfw she keeps hoarding all the yellow bricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568753

Best not go to Lescatie. Tis a silly place.

>>12568755

Anon it's like you want to become the Ushi's daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568757
>Oh boy
>Yaaaay
Almost too thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568749
Yeah uh, Manticores aren't in Canada right?

God I hope those bitches aren't anywhere near my home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565631
You got something great going on, man. It's a fucking great adventure, and it's only just started. You have a lot of characters, but I remember who each one is. I keep comparing this story to the Hobbit, but I could never keep track of all the characters in the Hobbit nearly as well. The only thing you're missing now is an audience, and I can only hope my rampant fanboyism here will help with that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568699
Aw come on, they'll try to be gentle, and it's not like he's going to say no. You know he wants it bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568766
Oh my god that's too adorable I love it thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568753
Bigger humping quarters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568759
Vampire, stop.

You're just angry that your daughter was a much nicer woman to your husband than you were thus causing them to run off and become vampire hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568770
They tend to favor volcanic regions, which Canada is certainly not.

You might find some in regular mountains though, so like the Rockies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568775
Not everyone wants to be a mind broken slut, Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a new one?

http://exhentai.org/g/746731/6abc4922d0/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568775
Her and three of her friends is reasonable, any more than that and he's gonna be a mummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568785
Two, actually.

http://exhentai.org/g/746730/47395ad44f/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568785
Relatively, yes, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568783
Oh thank god I'm in Victoria.

Most I would have to worry about is a horny Grizzly girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568793
she'd make you eat from her honeypot, but it's better than an asshole goose harpy or a shit head moosegirl

[Anonymous No.]

How would you react if you found yourself in a bedroom with the CC MG you've known since shotahood straddling your cock and your family drinking tea, waiting for her to consummate the marriage they arranged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568746
>>12568749
>>12568763
>Manticores
How delusional can you get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568770

Only the ones that immigrated there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568804
Honestly I would be incredibly pissed off and call off the whole thing.

Last resort would be faking my own death and running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568793
Victoria's not that far from the Rockies...it's not inconceivable that one could fly out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568804
If she's not one of the five shit monster girls I'm fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568807
The only delusional person here is you, anon.

Manticores are pure love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568812
Ah that's probably fine.

I don't live in the heart of a city and those Manitcore sluts like cities like NYC or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568770
>>12568770
>>12568770
TFW mostly Lamias, Holstaurus, Werecats, Thunderbirds, Mermaids, Cockatrices and Sea slime where you live.

We do get the occasional Girtablilu, but other than that it's all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568814
Okay, I'll bite.
What are [your] five shit monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568821
>horrible rape monsters
>understanding the concept of love

I like your humor anon, gave me a good chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568827
There's nothing to bite.

Roper, parasite slime, akaname, matango and beelzebub are shit and everyone knows it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568764
This. The thought of another dude being reduced to this line of reasoning infuriates me. I'd probably be a super villain in jersey style MGC or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568821

>You will never be stamina trained by your Manticore with her tailpussy for months on end
>She will never straddle your cock while pinning you to the floor with her paws
>You won't cum immediately on insertion due to how moist and tightly packed her jar is

Kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568804
Is she my favorite?
This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4

The possessive Werewolf was a good idea, thanks for the Anon who suggested it, I'm curious as to see where this goes now, though I feel like I'm doing something wrong.

Still open to suggestions and feedback. Sorry I'm taking too long to update this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568832
>manticore recreates your first 'date'
>not romantic
>calling us delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568838

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568841
Jesus fuck you need an Oni to fuck your brains back in anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568804
>>12568804
A long lived type, a second mother to you who watched you grow up, cleaned your scraped knees, helped you study and let you use her lap as a pillow when you were feeling stressed, letting you sleep cradled in her arms when you were afraid of the night? Divine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568833

Why do people hate akaname? Is it a gut-reaction to the fake "filth" aspect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568853

Anon we're talking the full package of her describing her first experience with you as.

"To see this Anon who used to follow me around like a lost puppy, all grown up... it's rather... mysterious."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568847
Why an Oni when a manticore would be THAT much better?

>>12568855
shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568832
>Rape
They're just very confident and know what they want. Confidence is sexy!

>>12568841
I know. I'm still in a lot of pain and it hurts to move, but she's so romantic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568855
I don't know. I find them very attractive, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568833
>Matango
Fair enough.
>Roper, Parasite Slime
No more so than Kitsune-Tsuki.
>Akaname, Beelzebub
Nigga you best be kiddin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568842
Ara ara, maa, maa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568859
You and I know that if a Manticore could get a dildo that could produce cum she wouldn't go anywhere near a human.

Same goes for all monsters, they don't know love, only sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You're ransacking an ancient temple when you come across a treasure chest. Dare you open it? If you do, you'll have to take responsibility for it's contents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566421
>>"...Motherfucker..."

Yes, hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568746
>>12568749
Manticores. Not even fucking once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568839
I like it, it bums me out, but I hold out hope that Cyclops will break anon out of the zoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568871
And you and I both know that the smells and sounds of fear as she takes her prey are infinitely more arousing than a simple meal from a lifeless chunk of rubber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568839
>possessive Werewolf
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568856

Then while you're fucking her, matching your thrusts with her undulations, she's having to cover her mouth to prevent everybody from hearing her moaning like a whore.

In the arms of the man she loves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568746
>>12568749
>>12568821

No dude, your waifu's just an abusive bitch
And this is coming from another Manticore, so I would hope that says something, you pansy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568766
soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568873
If its her then yes, she is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568873
How do Mimics get around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568873
9/10 would french and finger her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568892
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568880
>>12568885

Glad to know some people like it. I'm still considering the Wurm caretaker suggestion, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568871
Anon, there's no psychological high from masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568856
Learning to call her by her name. Calling her your bride. I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568839
It ends when she appears.

I need my yandere fix mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568892
I feel like someone should do this for a bunch more. MGs.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

It's the future. In space.

You are Wolfgang Vonkahn Vice, the one true Count of a infamous vampire family, being the only human male born makes you the heir apparent by some kind of vampire right.

Your family has built an entire space colony as a summer home.

Unfortunately, due to your kindness and empathy, the summer home has now become a full-on new civilization in space for both humans and monster girls because you thought it would be super cool.

During a test flight from Earth to the Space Colony, the shuttle was sabotaged. You slipped on an experimental space suit and assisted the mechanics in repair, therefore fixing the shuttle. But tragedy strikes as the shuttle begins to move without you on it and your support line slices to shreds!

You spin around in the vast nothingness of space like an episode of the Twilight Zone, entering a cold sleep in the hopes of rescue. Nothing but never ending darkness and silence await.

Until now.

Eighteen years later, you reappear on-screen to the sound of Van Halen's Diver Down blaring behind you. With only but a vague memory of who you used to be, you enter the Joint Space Colony called the H.G.O.B. as if destiny herself has called you back.

Overcoming atrophy and cosmophobia, armed with only a radical set of new eyes and a devilishly handsome face, you set forth to continue the plot and develop into less of a generic insert and more of a goddamned Space Prince Batman/Char.

http://pastebin.com/hw1wAtZM

But first:

You need to choose a band of bros to enlist on your journey that will aid in your endeavors against monster girls.

Pick the three you like the most.

http://strawpoll.me/2738714
_______________________
_______________________
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[Anonymous No.]

>>12568905

>Call her by her first name
>She blushes profusely
>Dumpire levels of fidgetting

[Anonymous No.]

>"I believe human boys should be equal to their Anubis masters and not treated as slaves that are there to massage their Anubis masters and build their LEGO sets for them!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568916
Bromont, have you been playing Policenauts?

Cause this kinda sounds like Policenauts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568785
Ohh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568923
Bonnet-tipper lizardman a shit.
>>12568930
Is that how an infant slime daughteru is supposed to look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568916
>Cr1tiKal
Bromont I fucking love you.
>"What's up everybody, it's Cr1tikal. We seem to be cornered by monstergirls with little or no chance of escape. Let's do this shit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568906

Sorry about that, I'm a slow writer, but I think I'm getting a good grasp of what's to come. I just don't know how into Yandere, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568916
I put my votes in for:
>Shota-Bro Prodigal Mechanic
>Middleground Glasses-Bro willing to go Balls-to-the-Wall
>Bookworm and Tomboy Comedy Combo

Alternatively, Adachi, Tylor, and the Drunk Biologist should be an epic side-story-tier group that occasionally gets cut to over the course of the tale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568916
I love you bromont, no alp though, I just really love your stories and they're how I got into monster girls so they'll always be special in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568888
Abuse is a manticore that doesn't indulge in her nature and suck her pet dry on a nightly basis.

I just want that tailpussy. It's a sucking machine. I want to be covered in tailpussies. I want them to flop against my face, my ass, my balls, my cock. I want a dozen manticores to all squirt on me with their tailpussies. I want to be deluged in their release, each one taking its time to suck three or four loads out of me.

That's not abuse. That's just love. Tailpussy love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568873
Ignore the "chest" as I can easily see the top moving, as if breathing. After I have everything of value, torch and seal the room cause mimics a shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568923
>miss that woman is my supervisor also this is a legoland please stop holding up the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568905

http://i.imgur.com/T5X3AS6.jpg

>You will never do this with your CC nee-san MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568940
>Excuse me ma'am, but I'm trying to read this book.
>Get your cleavage out of my book ma'am
>Ma'am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzUsloLZ1vE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568948
I'm gonna tell Nicole your mistress has been eyeing her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568940
>They encounter an Akaname on the ship during a power surge, stalking the crew one at a time, horror movie style
>She manages to corner him in the bathroom, her own territory
>Before he is taken, he utters out,
>"Indeed my greatest fear was that one day, I would go to take a shit, and the shit would take me instead."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568785
This is too cute. Based Hroz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568923
>She thinks humanboys are equal to woman.

Name one thing men can do tat doesn't involve them being in the kitchen or the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568954
>MFW I have done this
>MFW I have no face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568962
Not being a cum guzzling whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568941
Avoid the whole "IloveyouIloveIyou" thing for one.

I wonder, how would an obsessive Yandere smooth-talk the one she loves?
>"If I wasn't crazy, I wouldn't have been able to fall in love with you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568954
Truly, life is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568964
You lie sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568970
But men are femcum guzzling whores, tr again.v

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568970
All the boys are whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568923
But we build the sets together.
And I enjoy giving her the massage. Like, maybe even more than she enjoys getting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568987
>>12568988
Monstergirls pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568996
NO. Don't you realize hat you're doing?

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12568927
Totally.

Policenauts is a bitchin' game. Wish everyone would play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568979
I'm not. I've also done this while taking a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569002
I'm fervently hoping you include some form of zero-gravity hijinks, wherever sexual or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569007
I bet the shit-eaters love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568987
>>12568988
Having a life outside of sex. Amazons please go.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12569013
Zero gravity does have an effect on Holstaurus breasts and their cow titty milk carriage

Squirting milk out in Zero G with classical music playing in the background while you swim around in space trying to drink it

Be like the opposite of monster girls swimming around in Zero G trying to eat cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568892
Did you miss the hair between her legs or am I misinterpreting that line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568839
>It ends when the best girl appears
Aw shit man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568950
Too bad. The ceiling, floor, walls and some of the air in the room were also monsters. You are rapidly overpowered.
we old school D&D now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569015
To clarify, I've had sex while talking to my mother on the phone, and while doing my business in the bathroom What do akaname have to do with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569025
I love everything about what you just said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569025
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIqGq92Mpkk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569037
They eat shit but are also suppose to be sexual monster girls. Also fucking why? None of those things should ever be combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569035
I cast teleport bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569025
>>12569045
I love you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569052
I roll for limp on your wand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569047
>none of those things should be combined

I always have my phone on me, she calls often. What, am I supposed to stop because got a call? In the first case, it's rude, in the second, well, don't have to explain that one do I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568972
>>12569028

I'll see what I can do, might be able to slip something like that into her character, thanks for the suggestion and for reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568892
qt/10, would build pyramids for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569068
Yes you do. The call thing is sort of understandable but those other two, I almost don't even understand how you could get or maintain a boner while shitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569025
>Milky Space Bubbles
>Cummy Space Bubbles
I'm fine with either and both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569066
>>12569066
Tough shit, I have like five more and shifting crystals for occasions such as this. Bye!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568957
>being this petty

This is why we can't have nice things. Leave the lad and his Mistress alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568996
>please don't grape me
"Ara, ara~. To think someone would deny this beautiful snake."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569078
Dude! I'm not fapping or having sex while doing that, I've done each thing, separately, while talking to her on the phone. How is this hard to understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569090
I roll for harden on your 'other' wand then.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW wanting to write another Manticore story
>TFW everything is tailpussy OD or tailpussy into sex

Why.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569099
Head always looks to long in this. Otherwise pretty gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569099
>Butterface
>No black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569087
Don't forget that because of the messed up air currents in space, you're also prone to heat up faster and sweat more. Hope you like bubbles of sweat drifting through space and clinging to you rmonstergirl waifu's body through water tension, making her all slick and slippery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569093
He's the one flaunting the poor treatment he receives at the hands of that beast. People will talk, if doesn't want that he should keep it to himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569100
You didn't make that clear. I thought you did all three at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569099
I love how, out of all of the pictures you could've pulled up of her, you had to pick that one.

Why would you do this, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569101
He already left. Why were you trying to get him raped?

>>12569104
Cause manticore a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>No slime lich
>No ditzy slime queen/princess
>No slimegirl almost twice your height
Disappointing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569110
Sounds to me like he's just lovestruck. Probably just needs some tailto calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569104
The transition into vaginal is the best part, though.
Watching her fidget meekly as her tough demeanor drops for only a moment, telling you that you're her first time.

And then love blossoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569118
>slimegirl twice your height

What about... bigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569111
Well, now you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569108
Yes.
YES.
YES!
A thousand times fucking YES!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569117

It's less that Manticore is a shit and more that they don't offer as much variety as MGs like Lava Golem or a slime who can mass shift.

She'll always use the tail, and it's your job to find more interesting ways to use it, rather than dipping into Full Retard like Bob and making up "Cheticores".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569104
Tailpussy is great. It can do so many things.

-Give you tailpussy kisses that leave bright red hickies all over your flesh.

-Suck on your sucks and toes

-Wrap around you and hold you close

-Barbs

-Can suckle on you all night long while she cuddles you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569125
I imagine on rare occasions you get Slime Girls that have grown to the size of a building.

That's when it's time to evacuate the town and get to high ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569125
>Giantess

How about no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569134
>Cheticores
Don't forget that Bobs setting also has monsterboys.

I'm surprised nobody picked up on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569138
Three of those sound fucking horrible, with the other two still sucking pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569139
For anyone who wondered what happened when two slime factions go to war from earlier today, this is the result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569140
>not wanting to be macrophaged and unbirthed by a giant nekoslime after hours of milking and stimulation to make your go mind blank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569125
>>12569139
Don't waste our images on Giantess shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569153
Fuck you, the best MG waifu is one that you can swim in.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait so why do you like these things again?

You do know even if they got into a relationship with you the very second they see a guy who looks better and probably has a bigger dick than you they'll toss you out like the trash right?

These fucking things will never love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569138

>Tailpussy kisses

U wot.

>>12569142

Yeah, but the retard keeps pushing "Cheticores" like some kind of apex predator when they only exist due to Futa-fucking-cat impregnating his Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569159
You sound bitter.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12568916

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569160
It's when a manticore uses her tailpussy to kiss you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569140
>>12569153
Wazzat? More you say? Well you're twisting my arm here but alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569175
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569173
Second pic from Umemaro
But where first pic from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569159
Anon, we're not here for human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569178
Macross Frontier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569174

Why the fuck would you want a sex organ to kiss you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569177
Since you asked so nicely, I'll be happy to post more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569186
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569183
Eh, I thought it would be hentai

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12569191
Nope.

There is lots of hentai of it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569125
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569188
God dam it. I'm fine with big girls No, shut up and fuck of /tv/.. I love Onis and Amazons. But it's when my dick is the size of onr strand hair I get annoyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569150
>>12569153
>>12569156
>>12569175
>>12569188
>>>/d/

Good day.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a drawing of Hathor playing with little holstaurus girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569201
A lot of people seem to feel the same. I'm just going through my giant woman folder and posting the ones that are also monstergirls in response to the guy who kneejerks about big women.

>>12569202
Good day!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always keep in mind that older, taller women are olev. Especially dire wolf, lamia, and arachne college students dating high school students .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569202
Oh she's not /d/ sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569189

I'm not an idiot, that's for sure.

>Wanting to drink alcohol out of an organ filled with sensitive tissues like in that one less pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569207
You're a fucking asshole you know that? There's a reason we don't post giantess here, but all you care about pissing people off and being as big a faggot as you can. People like you just run everything, why the fuck cant you behave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569223
You do know it's possible to drink out of your ass, right?
Sensitive means jack fucking shit. Your own mouth is fucking sensitive.
Also magic, ain't gotta etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569223
>implying it's alcohol and not a mixture of your time together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569225
I don't like you. Also, this entire subject matter belongs in /d/ anyway. Additionally, in almost every fantasy setting imaginable, giants are considered monsters, so giantesses should be considered them as well. Finally, what I'm posting are not only giantesses, but some sort of other monstergirl as well.

In conclusion? You can go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569159
They don't work like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Obviously with a big Giantess girl, you crawl up her vagina, and then fuck her cervix directly.

Anybody get the reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569159
silly anon, that's 3d human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569159
Not my head canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569229
No, YOU go fuck yourself. Besides you, n one post giantess, you're just another asshole like the futafags. Posting giantess invites posting vore and the thread goes apeshit, so we discourage it. Also, I don't give a fuck if you think monstergirls HAVE to go on /d/, this is /jp/. And your monstergirlsare just huge human women, nothing exotic or unique about them. So fuck off and don't come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569240
No, and the only one shitting up the thread is you. I suggest that you consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569240
I haven't been around for a while, but when the fuck did giant girls get outlawed? And from the looks of it, the only person getting assblasted about it is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569242
And stop wasting images you piece of shit, you always post the same shit every thread, get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569246
>>>/co/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sick of the giantess shit too

They're usually shitty pictures to boot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569248

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569240
Have you considered that the futafags aren't actually pushing their fetish and it's the shitposters?

You know, the guys who know you'll swallow the bait just as eagerly as the futafags will a cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568916
>Only 3 other people voted for motherfucking fucking Kotomine in a pick more than one poll
And suddenly I realize how alone I am with good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569133
Just imagine it, Anon. A healthy kitsune, living on the planet for hundreds of years, but seeing the world with all the wonder of a kid again while she floats, barefoot, in the middle of a space station's observation room. The whole world and the sun behind it is laid out for her as if on a cinema screen.
Every shuffle and movement she makes sends her breasts jiggling and wobbling with their carried momentum, but they stand perky and full, as if submerged, and just begging for you to caress and suckle from.
Her hair fans out around her in a radiant, sun-like halo, scintillating and whipping in slow motion as she turns her head to look at you, gliding up to her at the centre of the screen.
Her tails all appear bushed out, gravity no longer present to press down on each soft individual hair.
And, as you embrace her graceful, weightless form, the world outside ceases to be, narrowing down to only you and her together. Minutes pass to hours as you slowly, passionately make love to her, engaging in positions you would've never thought possible before, but always drifting together rapturously in your own personal world of heat, closeness and utter, blissful freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569256
But anon, they ARE shitposters Just like giantfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569250
>ignoring a reasonable and valid argument and shouting 'leave, faggot' instead over a reaction image that's been used dozens of times in previous threads.
Yeah, no. that's a perfectly reasonable reaction to getting called out on bullshit. Good to see that THAT part of the treads hasn't changed over the last few months.

And you can't kick me to a board that I'm already looking at, asshat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569267

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569272
At least delete most of the images. This thread still has over 10 hours of life left, if my approximation is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569275
I'll do that before I go to bed tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569270
>this is bait

>>12569272
Keep wasting images to "spite" me, it's not like you're showing people what an immature, selfish little faggot you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569272
>>12569275
Yes, please do.

I don't care if you piss off some other anon(s) because they can't handle opinions, but if you could at least delete your images once you're done that would be appreciated.

Please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569280
This entire exchange only happened because you are an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569279
I believe it's a half-hour limit for deletion after posting. It's not permitted either that.

Well, it's either half an hour or fifteen minutes, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569289
Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569027
not finished. hence the >soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569280
>This guy is making fair arguments, but I don't want to deal with them
>I know! I'll say he's baiting. That automatically makes me right and I can ignore him.
How does it feel to embody every asshole tendency of 4chan? Giantesses have been around for a long ass time in these threads, probably longer that you. And the only reason this argument is happening is because you keep getting buttflustered that someone has a fetish you disagree with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569296

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569159

Loyalty is one of Monstergirl's greatest appeals.

We're here because human women don't share that same feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569304
>>12569296
You two are acting like fucking children.

Stop throwing shit at each other and start talking about other things, just fucking drop it the both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569307
That's 4chan for ya bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569307
Honestly, this. >>12569296 is just being an asshole for trying to dictate what fetishes are permitted in a thread that is 90% about fetishes, and >>12569304 egging him on by still posting the stuff isn't helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569319
I don't give a shit about what his fetish is, but he's taking up the image count just to have an internet slapfight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569320

Calm down, mang. Image count ain't a precious commodity or anything. There's always imgur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569320
>I don't give a damn about what his fetish is
Bull. Fucking. Shit. Your very first post was saying to not post giantesses, and you spent half the argument calling it a /d/-tier fetish that didn't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569324
Its a lot better an easier to post images in the thread than using imgur though. I'll agree that imgur is a life saver when these threads do hit the bump limit but just because we have a back up doesn't mean we can just use up the image count willy nilly. I'm on neither side of this argument because both of them already make themselves look like idiots but so long as the dude dumping images, on a non image dump board might I add, deletes them afterwards I'll tolerate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569324
>Image count ain't a precious commodity or anything
On slow-as-fuck /jp/ it is
In these threads where people throw bitchfits if you make a new thread while this one's still alive it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569289
The only asshole here is you. You behave the same way that fujoshit kun and the futafags do. You're all cancer because you don't care about the threads as long as you're satisfied. I don't dislike giantess, but I told you already what it brings, evidenced here>>12569150, and it's not like you're proving my point with every image you post, you baby.

>>12569303
>posting smarmy reaction images is an argument

Okay bait kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569331
You're assuming I'm him and not someone tired of this autistic bitchfit and image dump

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569139
They just keep getting bigger, and then you build an ark and wait for a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569320
>>12569331
You're both Shitposters. Now shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569335
No

[Anonymous No.]

Dom>sub

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569363
In which way?
The man being the dom, or the MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569363
Before this starts a fire, let me ask
Do you mean a MG dom is better than an MG sub, or a human dom is better than a human sub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569363
Switch master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569360
Nice "argument."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569335
Someone throwing an autistic shitfit any time someone posts something they don't like or approve of is in no way my fault. Most nights I ignore it, tonight I did not. I do not feel bad about this at all.

Also, 4chan is no long letting me delete images. RIP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569374
Mah brotha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569378
So you essentially just wasted 7 images because you had to be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569378
Baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569388
>>12569374
Oh thank god I thought I was one of the only ones still left in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569378
Time limit for image deletions is 15 minute, not thirty as some people would have you believe.

And if you post something that brings trouble, it IS your fault. What happens when futa, monsteboys, vore, unbirth, ntr, guro, the rest is posted? The thread implodes. How can we avoid this, DON'T POST THAT SHIT. Revolutionary concept I know.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Amazoness = best of both worlds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569378
Oh and ,nice job burning through all those image just to "mess" with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569397
Didn't you post this before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569388
Goddammit Kabuto, why couldn't you have been good till the end of your run? Fuck.

But yeah, Switch is best, because pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569397
Yandere is love. Amazoness is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567701
I actually am working on that now anon!

Teacher Anon here, sorry wasn't feeling too well so I layed down for a while.

Gimme a minute to suck down this coffee and I'll get to work.

>Captcha is 911

Oh, ok.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks Janet.

Our Janitor is an awesome Janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569393
You forgot yuri in your "List of things this thread hates".

[Anonymous No.]

Janet is the hero these threads needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569407
Where were you when Paladins flew a plane into the Tanuki Trade Center?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569392
Don't worry, we're still here and always will be.
>>12569407
Try not to need to call that captcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569407
S'okay, glad to have you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569411
I like yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569408
BASED FUCKING JANET

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569422
Well guess what anon?

Shut the fuck up because this isn't the thread for it.

Like what you what who gives a shit but don't fucking talk about it in this thread okay?

Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569422
What about yuri with Monster Girls though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569397

This again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569432
Theeeeeere's what I was expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

So, a Demon for one of the Cafeteria Staff.

What kind of Demon do you guys want?

Toss me some ideas here.

Annnd then things happened be back in 45 minutes anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569408
>All these [Deleted]
AHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569433
No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569433
The purest form of love.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you whimper to make her roar?
http://imgur.com/EhepwB4
http://imgur.com/Bc3RrRE
http://imgur.com/Hgrbre6
http://imgur.com/I5T5NLa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569445
Generic, hedonistic devil? Personality kinda like a Black Forest Witch, wanting all the students to be nice and...well fed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569445
Not really a demon, but how about an Ignis? There is ZERO writing about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569439
No listen to what I am saying.

I don't like the shit flinging anymore than the next guy, people have different fetishes and that's okay.

But in a thread where it's guys talking about wanting to fuck women, when you talk about women fucking other women you might not get a good reaction.

Honestly I could give two flying fucks about most fetishes except for scat and pissing but shit like yuri is alright if it isn't throw in a thread where most people don't like that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569445
MILF Succubus would be nice, but it's not very unique

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569449
Well, at least I'm not entirely alone here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569451
As if it's a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569445
CC Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569433
Yuri is boring and this is not the board for it, so please refrain. Refraiiiiin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569445
Baphomet that constantly gets into arguments with the superior Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569455
Gimme something to work with and I'll make it happen for you when I get back anon.

>>12569458
I think I did Milfy succubutt already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569456
So what you're saying is that from now on we should set the OP to read "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569469
Oh god yes.
I redact my previous statement. This, all for THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569424
>>12569413
>>12569408

> Anon-senpai noticed me! Kyyaaaaaa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569460
You're not as alone as you think, but like the others say it really isn't that big of a thing in monster girls, its still damn hot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>See Dumpire crying in JWWW raws.
>Realize that's going to be Cerea when she loses the Darlingb owl
I'm not gonna cry...;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569456
I've seen countless numbers of gril on gril action here anon. I have no idea where you're getting your information from but it certainly isn't here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569461
http://imgur.com/unYk04I
I wonder how many fetishes she gained when she turned into that from her tiny human form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569488
>The Darling Owl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569488
Cerea's gonna be a cowinner.

I need happy pregnant Cerea for real before the manga ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12566438
I still can not decide between wyvern or ryu, still stuck on chapter 6 though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569470
Ignis are fire elementals, makes sense they would work in a kitchen. They're rough and passionate, but like flame, their temperament teds to get away from them, so maybe she bitches out her coworkers regularly for not working to her expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569500
Not with Japan deciding to go full shit taste wanting Rachnee the Liar.
Hell I bet she'll steal some woman's pregnancy test, just to coax Darling to marrying her, lie about a miscarriage, and laugh at the woman she stole the positive test from because her husband divorced her because he thought she cheated on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12567965
Do it yourself, man. It's your idea, you'd know better than any how you'd want it to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569491
I'm not saying the girl on girl action is what causes the shit fits and if you think that is what I'm saying then I'm sorry for not properly getting that across.

I'm saying that certain people come in, talk about yuri and have a temper tantrum if people dislike it, now I'm not saying that everyone who likes yuri is bad hell I even kinda liked that one Dragon/Harpy yuri story.

I'm just saying be polite when you talk about yuri and if people don't like it, try talking about it a little bit later. Anyway let's drop this shit and talk about other stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569491
>telling lies on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568746
>>12568749

Anon, that was adorable.

Aren't self-destructive fetishes a funny thing? In a way I'm glad there are people out there fucked up like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569507
Also, she should watch she doesn't get mad when cooking, lest her flames give the food she makes an extra, kick, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569516
>Dragon/Harpy yuri story.
That horribly shit NTR one? Or is there another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569516
I've never seen people throw temper tantrums about people not liking yuri.

Only people hating it when it is so much as brought up. Same with futa and the like. I hear that there are events in the past where people who liked such fetishes were overly-aggressive in their defense of such, leading to such a stigma, but I've never experienced such myself, so I can't really get behind that defense.

Anyway.
>Dragon/Harpy yuri story
I miss when Xantcha was a contributing member of the MG-Loving community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569533
Wait holy shit I don't know what I was thinking of.

But I'm not talking about what you're thinking of. Hell I don't think it was about monster girls.

What the fuck is going on with my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569516
>talk about yuri and have a temper tantrum if people dislike it
But...I...where...what?

I guess you're referring to a different time I wasn't aware of? Ok then.


>>12569520
Oh come on anon let's not start this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569544
What were you talking about then?
>>12569540
Please tell me its a different story than the NTR one I referenced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569552
I'm not sure.
The one I'm thinking of had two Black Harpies and a Dragon.
I don't recall any of them being involved with anyone else, but then, it's been a long while since I read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569552
I don't fucking know anon!

I think I thought up a story that isn't real.

God I hope I don't have Bohemian Rhapsody

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569521
Also,

>MG waifu randomly leaving you in the middle of some bad neighborhood to get ravaged by some wolfgirl passersby, only to swoop in and save you at the last moment

great way to strengthen your relationship and make you remember how much you need her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569560
That's the rape/NTR one. Its also a pretty bullshit concept.
>>12569563
Think it up and write it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569563
The only way to tell is you need to ask yourself one thing, Anon
Is this real life? Or is it just a fantasy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569567
>save

She wanted food anon, let's face it if she found some other guy who was more fertile she would abandon her slave in an instant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565385

>You'll never be a /fit/ guy that runs everyday
>You'll never catch a Cockatrice girl's attention while running one day
>She'll never challenge you to a little race because "why not?"
>You'll never take the lead and win the race, surprising her with your sheer speed and performance
>She'll never take great interest in you and start chasing you around rather than trying to outrun you
>You'll never be forced to GO FAST everyday when you exercise, lest you be tackled to the ground by a Cockatrice who's blinded by love
>You'll never eventually become the fastest man on Earth thanks to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569548
>countless

Short of that granberiax alma elma picture that used to get spammed, and that one ryu x dragon picture, yuri is not common here. If you're talking stories, that's different. Still would like to know where all these stories are, for reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569570
But anon I don't like yuri nor am I confident that anyone will like my writing anyway

>>12569571
Am I caught in a landslide?
Can I escape reality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569578
You're only hope is to let the ideas flow naturally lest they take over your mind like that guy hearing his waifu's voice in his head. We haven't heard back from him in a while, I think we know what that means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569575
And then the guy's Salamander waifu turns her into fried chicken right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568382
You sound like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569582
He got help?

I hope he got help.

I'd like to hear Charon in my head saying puns to try and cheer me up when I'm sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569397
"Oh there you are Anon, I was so scared! When I came home and you weren't there I thought something awful happened to you! I thought someone stole my precious little Anon away, So I was going to save you from that snake-slut neighbor, the one that tried to give you those home-made cookies a year back, when I ran into you!"

"Why did you run off anyway?" "You were tired being locked up inside all day and wanted to take a walk?" "Anon, haven't I told you before? I want you to stay inside to protect you. There's all sorts of filthy fucking whores on the outside that want to stare at you with lustful eyes and wait for a moment where they can do awful, horrible things to you.

"Don't you trust me Anon? You should know what I'm talking about, I did save you from that one girl that had you before. You're getting fussy again, are you still saying that you liked her? Why are you still saying that?! She never loved you! She was stringing you along so could use you for her pleasure before tossing you away! That's why I saved you from her anon. She won't lay a finger on my little anon ever again, she or any other whore."

"Now, let's go back inside."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569586
A esto llamas carnada?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568746
Sounds like Anon's got the helplessness moe down pat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569592
No, I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568356
>Not playing Lock up the Wolfu each afternoon before the full moon
Its like you don't even want to tease her.

[Anonymous No.]

does this mean I need to write out the yuri intrest in my story?
How can you guys not like a little yuri now and then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569592
Amazons are literally husband beaters.

Why would you ever live in a neighborhood with those cunts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569617
Yes you need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569592
That just sounds like a generic yandere, nothing particularly amazoness about her.

Also the amazoness would be paranoid that Anon is sleeping around like a slut, they don't call other MGs sluts (it's more like she's NTR paranoid of girls, just like how /mgg/ is with other men).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569622
Because besides domestic problems they are responsible, upstanding members of any community?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569617
I don't like yuri, but it's your story, do what you want, just don't bring it here. You know, like HIM, cannot seem to comprehend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569617
Do what you want.

But remember don't get your panties in a bunch if people don't like your story okay?

cause I probably won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569622
They don't always beat their husbands, someone they rape them or verbally abuse them instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569617
>How can you guys not like a little yuri now and then?

Because we want to fuck monstergirls not have them fucked by other girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569630
>responsible

Yeah beating husbands while calling them sluts and taking little to no care of them is totally the sign of responsibility, I sure would let that cunt near my nephews

Face it, Amazon a shit that needs to die off soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Did somebody cap the /mgg/ kindergartners post? Because it has never been more relevant right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569644
Seriously, anyone willingly going with an amazon is insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569617
Do as you like. Despite the caustic attitude to it here, I still post my yuri writefagging here, for anyone who might be interested.

Got me a nice, in-depth, critical review that really helps me when writing at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569658

Shouldn't you be jumping off a cliff lemming-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>You and you're waifu will never serenade eachother with DIO songs
>Because her hands are to big to play guitar
How do you anons cope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569644
well, it's all cool as long as she keeps it at threats and not physical abuse

>Anon you fucking whore, stop going out with that skimpy little outfit, you trying to pick up the neighbor girl or the something? You show so much leg you'd think I'm married to a street slut.
>Don't you fucking use that kind of language with me you dumb bitch. Want me to tie you up and leave you in the bathroom again tonight?
>You know, some men know how to make their wives feel at fucking home when they come home from a hard day's work. Well, at least you know how to roll over and beg for fucks like a good bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569665
I feel like Sena in Haganai.

Also, isn't that whole cliff-jumping thing an urban myth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568366

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569672
>marrying an sexist bully

I'd rather date a Lizard girl over an Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569672
You don't deserve this anon, no man does. There are places you can go for help. The Greenscale Home for Battered Husbands turns no man away, don't suffer anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a perfect sub for a domineering Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569646
Some people live double lives, anon. To other people they might look like the nicest, most gentle people in the world, donating to charities and helping out with community projects, giving pennies to small children and such.

And then going home to their husbando they keep locked up in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12564837
>asheep

You cheeky Cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569681
Make her frown.
Other than that, hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569693
I've heard about those places, but I am afraid of making other people think she's abusive, when she makes mistakes sometimes. She doesn't deserve other people talking behind her back, you know? It would be unfair to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569698
>bedroom
>amazon

He'd be locked up in the basement with huge welts from her most recent beating.

Amazons don't know love, they only want a punching bag they can fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569694
I for one support this new turn away from moe tomboy manticores back to ferocious predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569672
>The fate of a pathetic man
Kinda makes me wanna write a story about a guy who pretends to be a bitch to pich up the amazons and onis but turns out to be more than they can handle once they're in a commited relationship.
>Holy fuck my husband is a little bitch
>All he does is play sudoku in his slutty short-shorts and polo-shirts
>Oh well. He makes me cum, and he holds down the home, that's all I can ask for I guess.
>Still I wish he weren't such a faggot, all my friends look at me weirdly ever since I got with him.
>Atleast if I break him in good and propper they'll acccept me again
>What's that sound? Is that a bike I hear?
>She rushes to the window to see two of the the meanest looking bikers she'd ever seen.
>She gets a little wet
>Holy fuck I wish my husband were a real man. Maybe I should just dump him, or see some guys like this on the side
>My husband just looks up from his faggy sudoku and walks towards the door
>I open it, as the 'man of the house'
>I stare the man up and down, unaware of the lecherous grin pulling at my mouth. This guy is dangerous, and fucking sexy as hell
>'How can I help you boys? Are you looking for something?"
>I straighten my posture and push my chest out
>The man looks at me in disgust and shakes his head, sadly before turning his eyes to my bitch of a husband, "It's happened again, boss."
>Wait, boss? My frow furrows in confusion.
>My husband nods his head, folds his sheet of sudoku and heads to the garage
>"Oi, slut. these men are here for you, what do you think you're doing turning your back on them? Be polite and offer your ass like I told you." My cheeks flush at belittling my bitch before these real men. Maybe they'll think I'm tough.
>Both bikers grit their teeth and clench their fists, I take a step back at their murderous glares
>Wait, w-what did I do?
>A bassy voice comes from behind me.
>"Step aside, love."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569720
I'd rather there be no manticores at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569718
How can he cook and clean if he's in the basement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569711
It didn't turn out well. The mouth's not that much in a smile, it's just in a sort of open state. And, it's tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569728
He cleaned up before she locked him away.

Now she's gonna have him cook late so she has an "excuse" to beat him later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569718
What if she just had a split personality that comes out in times of great stress?

She loves you from the bottom of her heart, honest. But sometimes when she's had a really bad day the demon comes out and makes her do mean things to you. She can't help herself, and she may not be aware that she's doing it until she wakes up next to your bruised and battered body. But she still loves you and wants you to know that. And of course you'll stay with her until she can exorcise the demon, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569715
That's just the abuse talking anon. You deserve someone who treasures you and doesn't treat you like dirt. I've met men like you before, you give and you give and get spit on. Some people are not worth the love you give them. Love is patient and kind, it should not be a prison of pain, uncertainty and fear. How many times have you lost sleep, wondering when's the next time she would beat you? Having her think that all you do is wrong, and putting you down? Raping you with no concern for your well being? Please anon, please, join us, live free from fear!

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>>12569725
>My eyes bulge at his tone. He's never spoken like that before
> I spin around to see my husband decked out in spikes and leather, I am speechless.
>He strides up between the men and I, full of confidence, he stared them down.
>One of them actually flinches, "We've spoken about this before."
>He looks at the senior man, "Calm yourself."
>The man actually listens, taking a deep breath and relaxing his fists.
>He bows slightly. Bow's to my bitch of a husband. What is going on here? "Sorry" he says.
>My husband nods, water under the bridge and looks towards one of the bikes, "You brought my baby here? You better have a good reason." His clenched fist trembles slightly
>The man just nods. "Yeah I do."
>My husband turns to face me, "It'll be a long night. Cook me dinner, and run a bath. I'll be bloody when I get back, I expect you to be there to clean me."
>I can only nod meekly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569748
That is literally the same excuse wife beaters make when they beat their wives so they don't run and tell the cops.

Amazons are the worst monster, they should be broken and turned into slaves so they know how their husbands felt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569754
Please stop. Subby strong girls a worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569725
Liking this a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12565501
salty pennies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569754
Disregard >>12569758, please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569645
i said yuri not lesbo, as in bi sexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569748
Nigga you wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569778

But amazonesses are supposed to be doing the role-reversal in the first place, what point is there in turning it back into a typical male-dominant relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569788
People be crazy.

>>12569782
Good for you. Whenever I do yuri, it's always purely that.

Unless it's a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569782
Dude, I'm not a /u/fag, but it's pretty clear yuri is girls' love, as in female gay, as in no dicks. The hell are you on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569744
Well jeez. He should have known that he was going to get locked up in advance, so he could order takeout. What a worthless bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569805
Amazon stop treating your husband like garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

From Micheal Bay studios comes the newest sensational film of the year.
From his sensational Transformers 12 and other great works comes his newest film yet!

Lesbian Foxes in Hover Tanks ......

<she changes the channel again>

this weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569754
>I can only nod meekly
>amazon or oni
hahahahahah
you sure you're not talking about one of them centipede girls there? It's not an easy mistake to make, but it looks like you made it.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone ever written a more "realistic" husband abuse story where the issues is treated somewhat delicately and there is serious internal conflict over whether to leave the waifu and start anew, or hold on and try to cure her? The suffering drama potential is there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569788
Remember what is said in the world guide about generalizing? Just as there are bitch arrogant amazons, there can be gentle r even meek ones. Just so you know, my draw to monstergirls is reverse rape, loyalty and exoticism, I give no fucks about role reversal.

>but reverse rap-

Just a fetish of mine, nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569820
>Lesbian Foxes

I no longer care about anything you write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569754
>I walk to the kitchen in a daze, I start the oven when my senses come back to me.
>Wait what
>I don't even know how to cook
>What is that bitch thinking?
>Ohh, I see what he did, he squealed to his butt-buddies because he's too much of a pussy to stand up to me one on one.
>That fucking cunt
>I pull my fist back and punch in the dial to the oven, something pops and sparks, and my knuckle grazes the edge of the oven, cutting me up good.
>Fuck this. I need a drink. At this rate I'll only keep breaking shit
>I copen the cupboard and pull out a bottle of vodka. Russian Standard, not that bitch shit, and bite off the neck of the bottle, spitting it and blood out into the sink.
>I take a swig and sit down on one of the chairs, watching the door, waiting, stewing.
>Hours pass and it's long past midnight and I'm still pissed, the anger forged through drink, cooled through sobriety, sharp ad a blade.
>The door finally creaks open and my husband walks in, bloodied, cradling a broken arm, jacket torn, bleeding from the gut.
>Fear makes me forget my anger and I rise to fuss over my husband, and instinct I'd never felt before
>Before I can say anything he notices me torn up hand
>"What the hell happened to you?" He says, angry, though it doesn't feel like he's angry with me.
>He takes my hand gently and leads me to the kitchen, peels off the dried blood, splashed a bit of alcohol on the wound and bandages it.
>He takes a step back to admire his handiwork before he passes out in a puddle of his own blood.
>I carry him up to the bedroom, and strip his clothes off him.
>I see bullet sounds, deep lacerations and bruising all over. Sighing, I clean him up as best I can and lay him in bed.
>I shake my head wondering for the first time who my husband really is
>I turn on the TV in the loungeroom so I don't disturb him, and and flick to the news. I love me some news

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569820
>Transformers 12
If there is any mercy in the universe, please god, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569830
It just kind of defeats the point, role reversal is their schtick. I don't see why you can't write this about any other mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569822
See >>12569830

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569830
For a moment I read that greentext as "Reverse Trap".
And was summarily reminded how I wish the MGE had more of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569838
>Footage shows a burning warehouse and 20 or so still forms, the reporter talks about how eye-witness accounts claim three rival bikies came and decimated a rival gang's hideout, shaky carmera footage shows three men leaning up against eachother, panting and bleeding, standing triumphant together before the flames.
>police arrived ten minutes later and the three were nowhere to be seen, al they found was the flaming wreckage and the 20 or so bodies, all injured, some dead.
>The television switches off and I nearly jump out of me skin
>How did he manage to sneak behind me so silently in his state?
>He looks at me, a steel in his eyes I'd never seen before.
>"Don't watch that." He says, simply, before heading back to bed
>The next day his torn leather is nowhere to be found, and his in his slutty short-shorts and polo shirt again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569843
>muh amazon!

You'll have to deal, we've all had girls we love destroyed. For me it was lizardman and chesire

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569740
Still better than the Cheshire one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569838
>This an badass acts like a total pussy, probably just to make his wife comfortable
>Probably does this just because he fell for her at some point
>Probably gets flak about this from rival gangs or whatever shit
>Gives no fucks, likes making his wife happy

Now I want a story of how these two even fucking met.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569862
I will not deal, I refuse to let my favorite mg be destroyed for some maledom douchebag's fantasy. And hell, actual role reversal is rare enough.

Amazons are obscure enough compared to other mgs. Let us just keep this one nice thing, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569843
>role reversal is their schtick

That's what YOU focus on. We all enjoy MGs in different ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569876
We can't have nice things, not ever. Have you forgotten where you are? Have you forgotten the rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569886
Without role reversal they're just generic strong women elves with a tribal flavor.

Why don't you do this with an ogre? At least it fits in with the mg, even if you don't care about that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569862
What's wrong with Cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569861
Excellent, truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569902
This is what I secretly dread about amazonesses getting more content. It's the same thing as what happens to any popular mg, the vanillafags invade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569911

the one futa cheshire that people care about too much

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>>12569868
>My girlfriends told me about his club house for real hardened bikers
>the real deal, real men, they don't traffic drugs or anything like that, just stomp the shit out of anyone who invades their territory
>It's been a while since my last man so I figure I might go with them to find one
>I open the door and it reeks of oil, alcohol and heavy metal
>My girls find their man quickly enough and I look around for one of my own.
>I see plenty of real men here and there, but one catches my eye
>there is one man, sitting all alone
>In a fucking polo shirt
>Reading a fucking book
>I start laughing my fucking ass off, holy shit, did no one tell this faggot that he's in the wrong place
>I walk up to him, He's kinda cute. I think I wanna break him
>"Hey bitch. Look at me when I talk to you." The bar goes dead silent.
>I look around, feeling all the eyes on me, proud, time for these buys to see a real woman in action. I miss the look the man in the polo shirt gives all the patrons. The din jerks back into place, giving us privacy.
>He looks back to me, and puts his book down, "C-can I help you, ma'am?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569904
Why are you talking to me like I have any power to stop this? Not that I want it to.

>>12569911
>Moshi Moshi Beito Desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569929
So? Clare is just one cat. Laska is another. Then there's that loony toons cat. And the two from Vengeance.

There are plenty of Cheshires to go around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569936
Genuinely curious as to why he'd go along with this. But I guess love is a funny thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569936
No really anon. At least just put it in the pastebin if you have to ruin her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569946

That was my point. A majority of people in these threads just get all pissy when they see something they don't like. Nothing much can be done about it though, so just let them get mad as much as they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569949
He's not ruining her though. She was surprised for a moment, but still as dominant as before, just continually shocked by things not being as she thought they were.

He hasn't done anything to 'ruin' her. Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569967
>seriously believing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569962
Oh well.

More Cheshire lovin' for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569946
You know exactly why.

>>12569949
Why should you be spared our pain? As Davey ones sais; "You will watch this." Or not, but it's gonna happen, whether you like it or not. Kind of like proactive dating, this is funny right!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569967
He thinks its cute that she wears the pants. He just thinks it's unfortunate that the pants are actually too big for her And resolves to never let her know who or how he really is. He sees it as his fault she can never really be the dominant amazoness she thinks he is and to he tries his best to keep that other side of him hidden from her. When they first met he thought it was funny that she thought she was so tough, like a kid showing off to all the kids in the grade lower. So he played along, wanted to see how far she could take it, but slowly he came to like her, and he likes the tough aspect of her, so he resolved to never let her know how he really was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569911
There's nothing inherently wrong with Cheshire, but...the pic I'm referring to tends to stir up shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569946
>Dan will never marry Trisha
>He will never keep Vanessa around solely for spare parts in case his wife gets hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569962
Anon, you can't really say this when THEY have done everything in their power to make sure chesires are inexorably linked to THAT. Whenever they are mentioned, people are gonna get nervous. This goes all the way back to /a/, it will never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569838
>I see bullet sounds
>bullet sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569979
I will not go gentle into that good night.

>>12569991
The whole "lol she looks strong and acts tough but it's all a facade!" trope is just awful and done to death. People can't bear to have a woman who is actually in control, with no caveats.

I realize you like the secret badass idea, but please, you can work this out somewhere else.

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>>12569991
>You'll never have your first date with your Amazon "dom"
>She'll never walk around on cloud 9 thinking she's the toughest shit
>She'll never gloat to you how lucky you are that she's protecting you
>She'll never point out at how no one even looks your way when she's around and without her you're be nothing but the lowlyest of prey
>You'll never laught within yourself whilst thanking her for being there for you
>You'll never fall inlock with that adorable blush she has whenever you acknowledge her toughness
>You'll never silently glare down your rivals and associates alike, making sure none of them fuck up your first date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12569996
I don't think I'll ever figure out why people don't just ignore it.

For example, if one does not like catbatter cannons, they ought not click this link of a cheshire that is very happy to see you.

http://i.imgur.com/q5xlqnK.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570012
Look at your keyboard. It happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570016
Oh god no, it begins.

See what you've done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570003
I still believe, anon.
Fine. I'm going to take Cheshire back.
You hear that, world? I'm taking Cheshire back!

>Anon then proceeds to get arrested on hate crime-related charges

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570013
You have even less of a choice than your precious amazon does.

>>12570017
Because of spamming. Don't play innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570016
Holy shit what is with all these typos? I must be tired.
>laugh
>love
>>12570013
You sound mad. And this is the first I've seen it mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570016
It begins, and it is glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570033
>this is the first I've seen it mentioned

Do you mean the trope or the subby amazon? Because the trope is everywhere, especially in anime. It's the whole "blushing thugdere"/tough girl who secretly wants to be a doormat for you. Or the "tough girl with the soft spot".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570061
>Subby Amazon
I think it's more Amazon who thinks she's a badass protecting her husbando and her husbando who's secretly a bigger badass but lets her believe that she's tougher so she can be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570061
I really do hate that trope (And I'm the guy who more-or-less likes this amazon greentext being put on right now), but I think it might just be because, 9/10, Japan really, really, really, has no clue how to write strong female characters in the first place.

Worst example I can think of in recent memory would be Kuroyukihime in Accel World. She has years of experience, is a master tactician, an absolutely broken power-set, leads her own private army...and yet a reoccurring plot-point is that she just wants her boyfriend to take charge around her, at least some of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570033
Not that I want to get involved in this argument but the Amazon/Oni whose husband is actually a huge badass has been done at least twice before iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570066
Whatever, the girl who looks tough but has something undermining it. Just to remind you that she is just a girl after all, and girls can't actually be tough without submitting to a D or something.

And look, the only reason I'm making a stink of this is because she has basically no OC. We've got one fucking pastebin story, that's it. Why try to fuck with her when she's not even established yet? And role reversal is largely an untapped area, why try to encourage other people to step in and flood it with more traditional vanilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570086
She also has that caption. No I don't have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570075
Females are like that. It's instinct. We are instinctual creatures, monster as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570092
https://imgur.com/a/Ji741#5

You think this guy will ever come back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570100
I refuse to buy that. This is MG world, we've left the shitty rules of social reality behind. Why not take advantage of that radical freedom and create something new, instead of relying on the old restraints?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570075
I like it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570105
Give me a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570086
To be honest, this is the problem I had with Majikoi. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the thing, but... why the fuck did they have to do that with Momoyo? The turn in her character to submission seemed to come out of nowhere.

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>>12570105
And more than anything, in general, all “monsters” are lustful, and instinctual. They are devoted to pleasure and desire, and they always want to have sex with men badly. Due to these goals, they coercively have sex with human men, and attack them in order to rape them.A monster's body isn't just to draw looks from men, it's specialized for pleasuring men. From birth, their instinct endows them with the knowledge of how to please a man, and they have techniques for giving men pleasure


Monsters who have obtained a “husband” go through changes that are not just mental, but physical as well. Their already alluring body changes to match with their husband's, adapting into “ a body just for their husband” to suit his tastes so they can get even more pleasure from their husband, and they can give their husband even more pleasure and make him happy, resulting in them being able to milk even more spirit energy. Also, in human settlements where monsters coexist with humans, etc., where monsters live in places close to humans, if a monster develops feelings for a specific man, at that point, her instinct will recognize that man as her “husband”, and it's not uncommon for her body and heart to begin changing before she even assaults him and before they even have sex.

To monsters that have husbands, their husband is most precious to them and he takes priority over anything else. Having sex with their husband gives them more joy and pleasure than anything else, and they're happiest at that time. Even though the monsters are lustful hedonists, they treat the man they chose as their “husband” extremely wholeheartedly, and this is why they value him even more than they value themselves

The point I's trying to make, monsters exist for men, and bearing their children. I'm not done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570130
>I'm not done.

Just stop, you didn't need to quote the whole fucking thing for me in the first place.

Didn't we already agree that KC is in general a bullshit writer when dealing with anything outside of individual MG entries?

[Anonymous No.]

>Your carnivorous daughters keep stealing any meat you cook before you can eat it
>Even go so far as to snatch it out the oven when you're not looking

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570075
To be honest, this is the problem I had with Majikoi. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the thing, but... why the fuck did they have to do that with Momoyo? The turn in her character to submission seemed to come out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570136
Tell them to quit it or we're going on a vegetarian diet
Then laugh at their horrified faces and tell them I'm just messing with them.But seriously, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570130
Just thought I'd point out that a big part of the logic you're using here, especially the "Mental and physical changes", are explicitly stated to go both ways.

Men exist for monsters. And now's where we start with the greentexts of /hmg/, where MGs pine for the different breeds of human males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570136
Promise to cook them some if they stop stealing mine. I mean goddamn kids, daddy just wants to eat his shitty frozen chicken strips for lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570130
Additionally, a monster's body is specialized for having sex with men, and it is built to be sensitive to all of the pleasure that they can receive from a man. Even when men fuck them violently enough to break a human woman, they don't feel any pain, and all they can do is enjoy the strong pleasure. Even little races that are way smaller than humans like the “fairy only experience ecstasy and euphoria when their stomachs swell up as they get pierced by a man's rigid erection that is way bigger than even their own body. It is impossible for a monster's body to be broken through sex

This if for those who complain about fairy onaholes.

6. Monster's Values
6-1 All for the sake of sex
Most monsters prioritize their own pleasure and desire. They're hedonists who hate it when morals and ethics, etc. get in the way of pleasure. Also, the strongest desire of all monsters is to have sex with men and obtain spirit energy.

Basically, monsters that don't have a human man will think firstly about attacking and obtaining a man.

Monsters that have obtained a human man think firstly about having sex and act accordingly. For monsters it is common sense to prioritize having sex with the man they love more than anything else. As for their thoughts and actions, they're mainly focused around getting off harder with their man, and having more sex more intensely and frequently. Monsters that have obtained husbands are even more remarkable. Almost all of their thoughts and actions are focused around their husband, or having sex with their husband. Of course having sex with their husband is their highest priority. Food and outfits, etc all start to be chosen based on reasons like “pleasing their husband more” or “making their husband even more aroused,“ etc. Monsters are already lascivious from the beginning, but the more sex they have with men, the more their values and behavioral principles become tainted by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570086
>undermining it
Nothing is undermining how tough she is. She's just not tougher than him. It's not like you look at an oni and go
>Haha you're weak shit because giants can lift more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570146
Without monsters, men wouldn't become lust crazed beasts, yes it's true, the relationship goes both ways, but the monster are the ones with greater need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570160
Until you get to the rare sub-set of men who are only given a taste of Monster Love, rather than immediately "Married", and spend their days wandering, completely unable to be satisfied by anything less than a Monster, leaving them not much more than lust-crazed beasts themselves...

They might not be that way by default, but it still happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570156
Is your greentext arrow malfunctioning? It can't tell if there's anything original of yours here.

And I'm not sure why you insist on posting this whole fucking thing here instead of quoting the relevant lines, or just linking the page. And KC isn't the word of God, even though he may have shaped the MGs personalities. This was entirely pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570130
>>12570156
Good Lord this is so cringe-worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570156
The love and desire monsters have for men consist of the following 3 desires: “appetite” “lust” “love”. All 3 desires end up being aimed at a beloved man at the same time. “I want to attack. I want to be attacked.” “I want to have sex.” “ I want to eat.” “ I want to have this male's children,” etc. Their infinite desire and love are unleashed upon the man using their devilish body during sex.

Done, you get it now? Your strong independent amazon, is just a woman, in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570157
But if you have a strong husband, what's the point? You've essentially flattened the playing field and her supposed "strength" is virtually meaningless. And I WOULD call it undermining in this case. It's like "yeah, you're strong, but not as strong as HIM, the real man here". How is her strength supposed to have any worth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570163
Mamono Mana, what do you want me to say? Still, again, monsters are the cause of this, human men are not normally this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570164
Technically he is Word of God for things pertaining directly to the MGE. Given I can't think of any other series which contains Amazon-Succubi as Monster Girls, it's pretty obvious why someone would default to its content and settings info in an argument, for this case at least.

Though of course, non-Succubi Amazons exist in plenty of other things, far, far, far predating the MGE, but do any of them really count as "Monster Girls"? The Futurama ones maybe, being slightly giant-esqe aliens. Maybe the DC Amazons too, being immortals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570164
clear what is mine, regardless. I didn't want a sea of green, that's all. Sorry if this throws you.

>KC isn't the word of god

It is his setting, where the amazon we're dissecting comes from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570179
Are we really gonna have this fucking discussion AGAIN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570135
Not everyone here hates KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570171
I dunno man you're kinda missing the point. He acts that way because it's unfortunate for her that a badass fell for her. I mean you say what's the point and sure that's a reall point of contention for strong grills. No amazon would accept a husband who is stronger than her. that's why he feels bad, he's kinda selfishly pushing his love on her and to do that he has to act weak. And it was long into the relationship that she realises that maybe she's not so much stronger than him. It's less devaluing the strength of the amazon/oni and but emphasising the strangth of the man, and it's an unusual case sure and it wouldn't usually happen. You'd see those kinds of men with submissive girls or with girls who appreciate an equal partner, like a werewolfu. That's why it's a unique and unusual pairing. I mean no weresheep is going to hook up with a guy who is an even bigger sub than she is. But if they did, it's be worthy a story just to see how they interact with eachother. If it is indeed a common trope than that's because it's something that just naturally writes itself. Like all the cop flicks of the 80's 90's, the two unusual partners paired together. The only real argument against it is the potential to be overused, I feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570186
It's like saying, Pairing a sloppy person with a neatfreak is pointless and not the way things work. Which is precisely why it has potential to be a funny/cute/sad story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570182
And? No one is stopping that guy, or you, if you're him, from having your strong husband beater. But if someone wants a subby amazon, what's wrong with that? Or do you think >my headcanon>your headcanon? You can't kill or silence ideas anon. Subby amazon now exists, DEAL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570186
>Emphasizing the strength of the man
I think that's the problem a lot of people are having with it. There's so much shit out there that plays to a male power fantasy, so every once in a while, they want something with a truly powerful female, that doesn't default to a stronger male at some point or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570186
>No amazon would accept a husband who is stronger than her.

She wouldn't? Monsters follow the strong. I mean, fine, if you think that, but it sounds strange to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570175
>>12570179

If we relied strictly on KC half the content produced here wouldn't pass.

I don't see why we can't take some things we like from KC (personalities, physical traits from entries, etc.) and leave out the shit (e.g. the hugbox aspects).

I understand why you would want to stick closer to KC in some cases. I like a shitload of things about the setting, I'm overjoyed that reverse rape was given a chance somewhere. But I think you can keep the sexual nature of MGs but you don't have to go overboard and say "lel they live for sex only, We da Real Masterz".

My original point wasn't about KC's continuity but about the idea of MGs in general, based on the fact that these threads deviate pretty far from the entries in the first place.

>>12570185
I don't hate KC. I like his setting. But he has some awful ticks like furious back-pedalling and destructive, MG-ruining clauses. I don't see why we can't ignore the shit parts of his system.

>>12570186
My major gripe is about the lack of OC however, and how it leaves her vulnerable to completely changing her character on a whim. I don't trust /mgg/ with not taking this to memetastic levels and redefining her character with this little greentext. I still think it would potentially be less harmful in a pastebin, since people know coming into it that it is intended for a certain select readership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570195
>a lot

It's one waifufag and maybe three guys with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570195
>>12570201
Idunno. Seems more like a case of two headcannons clashing if anything. And I didn't think of it to devise a way to emphasise a man's strength, I did it to reverse roles. It just so happens that to reverse a role in an amazoness relationship is to make it a conventional relationship, and I sort of understand that guy's point of "then why bother" But. I dunno. rolereversal is fun for me . It's pert of why I like monstergirls, so I don't see why reversing the roles once more would ruin it. But I guess others disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570207
Not this dumb assumption again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570204
I'm not saying we're supposed to always stick 100% to KC's rules. I'm just saying that the guy you're arguing with is talking with is arguing from the perspective of "An MGE Story", rather than "A story inspired by the MGE".

Also, as an aside, "lel they live for sex only. We da Real Masterz" is an exaggeration in and of itself that only like, that one guy is trying to argue in favor of right now.

Reminds me of Xantcha really. Ah, memories...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570210
>Two headcanons clashing
This is the cause of more problems in this community than any other single thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570204
Can't help it, I'm a dom in the end.

>based on the fact that these threads deviate pretty far from the entries in the first place.

I have no issue with that, I just piped up because that anon was trying to censor the idea of amazon playing second fiddle to her husband. It hasn't even been stated that he is stronger that her or anything, merely that he has a greater badass factor than her, that he is not some mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570194
Obviously that's what it boils down to at the end of the day, It's just that I've seen how the tides of OC shift. Amazonesses have little content, and as I said in >>12570204, I don't trust /mgg/ with not collectively changing a character completely.

>>12570207
A shitload of people in this threads have a problem with maledom, more generally speaking. The worry is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570227
As the guy who wrote the whole amazon/polo-shirt husband thing I think you're just over-reacting. I've seen/written plenty of little tidbits which haven't completely changed a character. Not in the way of the tomboy manticore, at the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570227
A lot of people have a problem with subfags telling them they can't be strong. Guess we'll have to agree to disagree, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570219
KC is so fucking inconsistent anyways, we could (and have) argue about what was intended without purposefully deviating from MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>Live alone outside a small town that is constantly attacked by Monster Girls, but none of them seem to notice your home or you. You pay taxes, and follow the law constantly never starting trouble, or drink.
>In the middle of the night you get a knock on your front door.
>You get up to answer it, and see pic.
>She claims to be sent by a church to help cleanse you of your unhealthy sin.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570235
The problem is that everyone is using the same character design in their heads. When someone is vocal about how they imagine scenarios with that design that is opposed to how another does it, it will cause them to go irate, as if they were besmirching the entire idea of the character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570239
Seems legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570239
Grab her horn and try jerking it a little.

I don't know why, that's just my first impulse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570233
Right? Lizardman, Ushi Oni, Manticore, Succubus and more girls have been given the threadcanon treatment, but that's not stopping anyone from going "fuck that, x girl is like this, or, I imagine her like that." Just like we do with KC's stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570240
Kind of like futacat? Can't do anything about that anon, not like you can bend everyone to your will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570239
>Those wet thighs
Mmyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570247

Technically, so have the Amazons. And I don't see that one changing anytime soon. It was here first and is far more prevalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570239
Let her in, after getting a few weapons ready, see what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570240
I think it's the fact that we share the same character design in our heads that gives these threads some solidarity. It's fun when you can make inside jokes or write a story on some mg, knowing that the reader is similarly "conditioned" as you. I think this is more or less essential to what makes fanbases of things fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570253
This makes me laugh. N-not because it's true, but because of how w-wrong the idea that our beautiful waifus are watching us type, influencing our word I can feel her breath on the back of my neck, please help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570247
I think the problem is that, in general, we have a problem differentiating between both the idea and the discussion of "That's mine" and "That's his".

There are "Canon" things, like MGE, or Monster Musume, etc. And then there are "Head Canon" things, fanfictions, fantasies, individual imaginations, whether OC from different people, or interpretations based on "Canon" things.

And the problem is that whenever we get into a discussion about something, rather than stick to one "Canon", we wind up arguing about a dozen different ones at once, and it just becomes pointless, confusing clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570194
I wasn't complaining about subby amazon. I just don't want this thread to get consumed by another
>"BUT MUH KC CANON"
vs
>"BUT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KC"
back and forth argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570247
Lizardgirl into friend I see, but how have the others been changed? Isn't an Ushi-Oni a fatal rapemachine to begin with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570253
Things change. Look at succubuts and alps, not happy about the second one I confess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570240
Sounds to me like people have no imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570260
Well, it comes with the territory. People only produce OC when they're really interested in a character or idea, so expect there to be some confusion over baselines when people disagree about how a character should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570263
I think he's wrong about Ushi. She's always been a rape train with the breaks cut. the only change in threadcannon I remember about Ushi as turning her into a chuuni rapist with the whole
>You have unlocked my rapeseal
And then she gives you rape for breafkast with a side of eggs, rapey side up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570260
Couldn't we avoid this by adding the simple line, "in my headcanon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570271
I made this for use in these very threads.

Unfortunately I left after the move to /jp/, and haven't been able to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570281
You'd think, but I've seen the arguments go the same way, even when people use that disclaimer plentifully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570272
>a character
I think this is the problem. MG types aren't persons, they're species. They can have different personalities. If someone writes your favourite species as a cumguzzling NTR gangbang machine, it doesn't mean your waifu has to be one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570272
People are often sick and tired of manticores because of how prevalent they are, but people generally don't talk about how Seira and Savannah are different. People are more hung up on the art of the baseline manticore that always shows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570282
Well yeah, but what do you expect. We worship things like EMG and anime which have no standards of imagination at all.

[Anonymous No.]

So why do we bully Alps, again? Was it to condition them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570293
My favorite anime this season is Build Fighters Try, which is all about imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever felt out of place/

Can't find the answers you are looking for?

Feel dirty and unclean when you think of lewd things?

Want to have kind gentle priestess talk to you?

Call the church of the dark god today at....

<She changes the channel again>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570288
But threads are quick to pick up on a popular character portrayal and make it stand for the whole species, so it's understandable why someone would get mad about a particular representation. It can be difficult to tell what trait will get popular and how it will spread, things go in and out of fashion.

>>12570291
>but people generally don't talk about how Seira and Savannah
maybe some people refuse to read bobshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570263
Usi oni was made into a shut in neet with spagetty overflow. Wurm became a retard. Manticore a tomboy. Centaurs are the same as lizardman. Don't know if gazer gamer counts for anything. Orks became P'orks, not that I mind. Moths are ditzy bimbos, except for moth chan. Onis changed from bros to angry drunks. Hornets are torture and guro enthusiasts. That's pretty much it thus far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570239
Politely refuse, she keeps insisting it's for my own good but I stay adamant.

I make as if to close the door when she quickly hits my arm with her mace. I grab my arm instinctively and give a yelp of pain, before she swings the mace hard against my knees and trips me.

I fall to the ground and scramble to get back up, but she strikes me across the face with the blunt instrument, causing my jaw to explode with pain.

I roll with the swing and end up lying on the ground with my back to her, before I can push myself up she grabs the back of my head and presses it into the oiled dirt floor of my humble home.

I groan as she grabs my arms and lies against my back, I feel the heat through her sweat-soaked robes as she whispers, almost sweetly, into my ear: "You have until next Sunday morn to lay with a Monster Girl, or I will come back and break more than just your body."

With that she gets up and struts out of home, leaving the door open to what could have been a beautiful day. Before I pass out I decide I should leave, it isn't safe here anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570291
>Seira and Savannah
Who?
>>12570311
>bobshit
Oh. Don't talk about this shit like it's KC's work. I've only ever read the first version of Laska and that was enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570313
>Hornets are torture and guro enthusiasts
I thank Lightsource for this interpretation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570288
I'm fucking capping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570313
>Orks became P'orks
Anon, they've always been P'Orcs, because the Area-11 interpretation of the Orc is a pigman. WE did nothing.
And not all Wurms are retards, we have Philosowurm!
>If a Tanuki says all Tanuki are liars, is she telling the truth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570288
Well said anon.

>>12570319
Post when you do, I want it for reference too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570318
Who?
I love torture and guro, did he write a story or somewthing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570315
Training montage time.

[Anonymous No.]

Run into 1 special needs wurm, and suddenly they are all considered retarded? wow that is so cold , I really hope you do not try to date one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570320
Don't bother yourself with asking if the Tanuki is lying. Concern yourself with what will make her more money. Then and only then will a Tanuki never disappoint you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570329
No. Lightsource is an artist, not an author. Has a number of OCs, one of whom is a Hornet-Girl named Claudette, who is known to bite the heads off of bees. And wasps. And anybody who calls her either of said lesser-species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570330
"You're the best, around. No monster's ever gonna pin you down."

[Anonymous No.]

All the arguing in these threads makes me think of one of Garland's lines in Dissidia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570299
Because they're pitiful creatures and whose dick lust makes them laughable.

>inb4 monstergirls

Alps used to be guys so they deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the rent behind due?

Can't make the car payment?

Utility bills need to be paid?

Not a problem with Tanuki Quick Loan, call us today at ......

<She changes the channel again>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570336
Too cheesy. Try "Run with the Wolf" while jogging with an enthusiastic Polt.
>>12570338
Are you going to share with the rest of the class? Your post seems incomplete without it.
>>12570339
Alps are totally sensitive and fragile, you should treat them like flowers wrapped in silk! That way they can grow up to be strong as a horse's leg! Just like the dick you bully them with!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Sexy, Spooky Skeleton, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570323

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570239
>>12570315
Aww yis, punish me for my sins. I've been a bad boy,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570345
>Filename.png
Very appropriate, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570343
>We will never come to accept one another. We shall always be in conflict!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570343
Please don't make want to fuck an alp. It's not okay. It's not okay! They used to be guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570344
I prefer Dia de los Muertos Skeleton Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570345
I have also saved this

>>12570348
^same coment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570345
This is true, but it's probably going to silence argument unfairly. The problem is that if it becomes a popular idea that any member of a certain species is "lol gnagbang ntr cumguzzl slot", other people tend to write them that way. No one wants to see their waifu written into a shitty role everywhere they look, so sometimes you have to rely on species guidelines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570339
That and some people like to play with their insecurities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570352
Even now, there is hope for man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570353
But now they're not. Trust me, it's way more embarrassing to be an emasculated cockslut than to use one for its intended purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570354

I am looking forward to that movie so much. The visual design is great but then I liked the El Tigre designs from the same guy

And ths voices and story are pretty classic fare for the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570357
Then we make it clear it one's vision and doesn't apply to the race as a whole, until we get over this fear of differing incarnations. We can have peace. Such should be the state of those who share a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

The scene starts out with a younger man running down a dark alleyway. constantly looking over his shoulder, running , running, panting, when suddenly he stops and sniffs the air "mm, that smells nice"

At this point he is tackled full force by a Manticore woman, and the screen goes to black

Large white letters appear on the the screen

Huntress

perfume by Noir


<she changes the channel again>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570364
You fap to traps don't you anon?
>smugspongebob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570375
Who's the chick with the remote anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570375
A smell that attracts shota? Nice.
>>12570379
Among other things... you know how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570375
Okay, I really liked this one.

[Anonymous No.]

We back up?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never embarrass your Kunoichi waifu covering Europe's 'Ninja' and dedicating it to her infront of everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570394
No, you went insane and only think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570394
We up. I never realised how important /mgg/ was to me. I just sat here staring as tabs I didn't care about 'till it came back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570404
You could've done something fun, like watching Samurai Jack on youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one kiss someone with no head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570404

I drank four whiskey sours and completed exactly one paragraph on my story update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570410
I believe Durarara!! explored this quite a bit. Also Celty was such a pervert.
>Actually, I AM trying to seduce you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570409
I writefagged, terribly I might add.

Well, here's something a little more serious than my normal crap.
http://pastebin.com/CNqrQVPM
God, This one felt really half assed and awful to write.

Feel free to critique/insult it, I'm going to ceremoniously crawl into a bottle of Scotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570404
I kept absentmindedly tabbing back to this one and hitting update, then remembering it was down after I clicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570404
I thought you had all been taken by monster girls and I was the only one left. Terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570418
I can always tell it's you from the obnoxious self-deprecation, but at least try to describe what the story is about you motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570418

As Bojack would say.

"Hand me the bottle of victory scotch. No wait, better make it the misery scotch. Who cares, it's all the same bottle."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570382
Reverse traps are god tier.

>Dhampir dressing up as a princely-looking young man
>Only to eventually be exposed as a woman wearing a sarashi to bind her breasts
Truly exquisite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570418
Glen is a jerk. I hope he gets beaten up by a JUSTICE Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570435
Is it exposed near the beginning, or later in the story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570437
So I should have made him an obnoxious teen, who travels the world spewing justice related things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570441
Only after the MC is already in love with her and wrestling with his newfound gayness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570446
No, that's even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570441
Midway through the story, just as he's settling into the fact that she is, in fact, a boy, and has built a sort of camaraderie with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570447

So basically the John episode of Clone High and the MC is Kennedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570449
Well, better a jerk than an idiotic teen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570452
In Prunus Girl it was revealed in chapter 1 and it didn't stop anyone from drooling after him.
>>12570457
Yes, that is what I said. I still wish he gets beaten up by obnoxious teenager duo of a human boy and a Wyvern in the name of JUSTICE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570460
If I bother going further into this, you'll see something happen to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570464
Thank you. And another thing! Stop with the self-deprecation, that's my shtick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570453

I wish for a paladin with this personality.

"NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE PRINCETONS!" right before his horse throws him into a tree.

"Now um erm listen to me cloawsely sq-why-aa. This is uh how you er talk to be as populah as me!"

"Pharaoh baby. You know my policy on monster chicks!" His shirt says "No Heresy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570472
>"Now um erm listen to me cloawsely sq-why-aa. This is uh how you er talk to be as populah as me!"

What the fuck is that accent though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570494

Boston i.e. Bawstun IIRC. Super thick in the Kennedys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sugWLGGmcpU

[Anonymous No.]

What is /mgg/'s opinion on people who want to be the Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570435
>Reverse Traps
>God Tier
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570519
If you ain't got no pussy take your jank. Ass. Home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570519

Alp bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570519
There's alps for a reason. I wouldn't go any further than that though. A transgender transspecies is a little weird for my tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570519
If they want to be the Alp, they're sissy faggots who need to be bullied long and hard. Really long, and really hard.
Anything else is just furry or otherwise unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570519
It's okay if they are girls.

Homosexuality is a mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

Halloween is coming.
Prepare yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570469
>my schtick
I wonder what you're expecting, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570534
/pol/ please. Please /pol/, please.
>>12570541
>expecting
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570544
>Knowing basics about mental health means you are from /pol/

I see our /v/ shitposter is still here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570536
>Prepare myself to turn 27

Why anon, that's what all the stockpile of good liquor is for.
>I've already drank half my bottle of knob creek tonight
I gotta slow down the pace or all my booze will be gone come the 31st.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570536
I'm good to go.

>>12570544
You sounded as if you were expecting something earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570530
>Anything other than alp is furry
I-I'm not sure I follow your logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570554
Wait tell you turn 30. That's when you start feeling old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570562
til not tell. Sorry about that,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570560
Furry, otherkin, whatever the hell you call it when you want to be something with animal parts. Of course girls can want to be Succubi and Vampire Girls, but I don't think it's cool for a guy to want to be a female Centaur, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570566
What if the thing they want to be doesn't have any kind of animal parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570566
Yeah, you're either baiting people or don't know what you're talking about.
Ignore, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570566

Furry =/= Otherkin. Otherkin people legitimately believe they're not human, and what they think they are isn't even exclusive to animals. Some even go as far as thinking that they're fictional characters. Furries just like anthropomorphic animals, though yes, some furries can probably overlap into otherkin territory.

Source: I like furry things.

[Anonymous No.]

>This conversation about mentally ill people
>Old people

Guys.... please don't shatter my illusions about you people being normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570588
I honestly don't want to know about this shit, please stop talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570588
Plenty of people do.
And even then, it's one thing to say "I like and would like to be X", and another thing entirely to say "I believe I am X and publically declare such on all my Social Media sites!"

Seriously, the level of insanity some people reach is frightening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570589
We were normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570590

knowing is half the battle, anon. it could save your life one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570589
Please, anon. I'm about as normal as they come.
Despite liking monstergirls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570589
>Old people
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570600
Maybe he's new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570602
Old men, running the world. A new age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570607
Old men have always run the world, and there is nothing new under the Sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570607

Savage.

[Anonymous No.]

Any drawfags feel like taking a request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570611
Okay if it's easy. Go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570613
An Oni wearing a Summoner's uniform from the FF series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570613

an apophis with milf proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570619
>An Oni
Sold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570536
What are you going to do this halloweed? I'm spending most of the night outside with raw steak and a bottle of vodka in a light, loose shirt that gives plenty of access to my jugular, and shows off the jewellery I cherish. Basically I'm gonna spend the entire night asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570646
A good plan to fish for werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570650
There are no werewolves where I live. Just faggy elves and Wolverine girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570654
I take it you're going for the wolverines then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570657
>capable of scaring off grizzly bears
>and killing giant elk
>lazy
>gluttonous
I'd say yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570613
>a drawfag will draw a flat chested Holstaurus getting bullied by a busty Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570650
One can only hope. I've wanted to elope with a werewolf pack ever since I knew that they came in packs. A vampire is fine too. I'm not one to choose a side in the whole wolf/vamp debate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570646
using gimp to satisfy my burning desire for empty eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570661
You know in some cultures when a werewolf dies they become a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

Every night, I go to sleep, hoping I dream of cuddling an Anubis.
I never do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570660
>a flat chested Holstaurus getting bullied by a busty Cyclops
Nice desu ne~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570663
This is new to me, please explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570239
I would let her in, give her a change of clothes. It looks like she's been in a downpour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570668
Something I remember from my childhood obsession with vampires. I don't really have a source but I'm sure you can find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570668

You don't know the half of it. Down here, werewolves can be half alligator or turn into regular dogs or any white animal at all. They punish you for breaking Lent and can't count higher than thirteen.

And if you find out someone is a werewolf and tell anyone else, you become cursed to be a werewolf for a year, permanently if anyone else finds out before the year is up.

Strange things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570670
I did a quick wiki and it seems that some cultures considered them heavily related or even the same creature, and at one point the term vulkodlak was used for both creatures but found nothing to suggest that a dead wolf becomes a vampire. Maybe you're getting confused? Seeing as how the wiki mentioned a dead sinner became a blood-drinking wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570658
Speaking of wolverines, Killing Botes probably should have went with one instead of a honey badger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570678

Honey badgers get a stupid amount of attention as it is. Common badgers are nearly as mean and stuff like the Wolverine (i.e. the giant fucking killer weasel) or the Tasmanian Devil are all in the same league.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570676
The fact seems pretty rigid in my grey matter for some reason. I could be wrong. I thought it was pretty interesting when I read about it though. Going from one powerful supernatural creature to another one in undeath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570681
But anon, maymays don't work like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570682

I remember my grandma telling me legends of evil spirits needing to be killed twice, and her family was from the old Balkins.

You kill the body, then you have to kill the soul. It's kind of a weird concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570682
Maybe. I remember being convinced that the case that started the whole vampire thing as we know it was a case of a bunch of romanian monks being locked into their monastery, starving to death and they were forced to resort to cannibalism. When they finally got free, those surviving couldn't bear to look at themselves in the light and so they stopped coming out during the day and only did shit at night. turns out vampires have been around aslong as humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570687
>have been around aslong as humanity
Did JoJo teach you that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570681
Wolverines are also recorded being capable of killing large predators, such as a polar bear via biting its throat and suffocating it, unlike honey badgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570687
Well it does play on our fear of death and that's not just a fear but a primitive instinct for us. Add the ideas about spirits and sin into the mix and it really causes us to examine morality in many cultures through history and prehistory. With as many different legends as there are about vampires and vampire like creatures it's easy to draw an assumption that the legends are as old as we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570684

It's more the fact that they get started by people who have obviously never observed wildlife in it's natural habitat, never seen a badger kick a coyote's ass in their backyard or had an eagle try to eat their housecat or a cottonmouth crawl out their toilet after somehow getting into the septic system or gone out at night with a blacklight and hunted scorpions at night or any of that fun stuff.

They hear one little wildlife fact and hype it like no tomorrow.

>The number of people that didn't even realize Cazadores were just Rad Tarantula Hawks
Not even angry, just disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570692
No, a little anthropology taught me that. Every race has ancient tales of blood-drinkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570703
I told you anon, maymays don't work like that, stop trying to fight the system. If they made any sense, we'd have Tardigrade Girls as the most badass ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570696

Weasels and minks and stoats are fucking mean as it is. You get one ten times the size of normal and it's a terrifying relic from the ice ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570703
I've never observed awesome things, just weird. Like pink rattlesnakes, and enormous owls. And fuck Tarantula Hawk Wasps, those fuckers hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570708
>just weird
I live in a region where all the wildlife is mundane and not very exciting at all, I kind of envy you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570707
They also have strong jaws, and teeth designed to bite through fur, hide, and bone. It's also large than a honey badger.

Though if you made the two of them fight, it'd either end in the honey badger winning through a cheap shot via genital mutilation, or they would both kill eachother through prolonged mutilation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570708
>enormous owls

Those female great horned owls are the biggest in the Americas. Monstrous things that have finally made a pretty good comeback. I used to hear them as a little kid but never saw them until I got older and they got more populous.

Still makes me laugh when you hear one call on one of those bigfoot shows and the fuckwads go "No known animal makes this sound. I must be BIGFOOT!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570711
Owl are great, though they make awful pets when you have to sing to them during their mating season or they go insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570712
Heh, really? What do you sing to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570712
>not enjoying singing to your pets
Come on anon, don't be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570712

I still got scars on my scalp when we had a whole colony of barn owls set up shop in one of our big barns. Started with two and just kept growing and growing.

Very pretty, but disgustingly messy and destructive. And they screamed and would attack you for no reason. Then all twenty something of them would all roost in the trees at night and divebomb you.

After trying about a dozen humane solutions to get them to leave that just wouldn't take, after a few months, it had to come down to the 12 gauge solution.

Owls are lovely. But nothing you want to live with. But no raptor or owl will really show you affection anyway. Their brains just don't work that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570716
>We're Owl Exterminators!
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570712

>not fucking your Norwegian owl harpy's brains out while listening to the sweet, soothing sounds of black metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570714
I don't own owls, my friend does.

>>12570716
They can be friendly if you raise them, but they're still destructive.
>What? There's a priceless and fragile item on this table?
>Better land on it and knock it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570721

So basically, they're flying cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570719
>black metal
This reminds me, what kind of metal is Moth-chan into? I imagine she'd be a power metal girl.
>>12570721
>Better land on it and knock it off
Cats do that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570722
>>12570724
Pretty much, actually. Though you can't have a cat sit on your shoulder as you walk around your house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570724
She listens to Blackgaze, dark ambiance and xtr33m kvlt black metal. Because she loves listening to that stuff and just zoning out staring into fires and lights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570721
>They can be friendly if you raise them

That's parent imprinting. If you take one that's already fledged in the wild so it knows how to hunt for falconry-type stuff, then it just sees you as a big piece of meat that gives it meat and a home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570725
>can't have a cat
Yes you can. I've had two cats that used me as a method of transportation, using claws when I went the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570724
Power metal sounds definitely like her thing.
>tfw Daisuke Ishiwatari is her idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570732
I'm not imagining the opening to the Tenacious D movie with Moth-chan instead of Jack Black
>She prays to a poster of Dio

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570735
>not
Now*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570727

>come home to find Moth-chan sitting in total darkness, save for a single large candle that she's staring at intently while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWrg3hgH4Jg is playing loudly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570735
>Dio
>Not Sol Badguy
Then again, that's more /v/, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570729
Then you've got some great cats, because every one I've tried that with just decided to grab my neck.

>>12570728
They can sometimes not attack you, and sometimes they deal with asshole seagulls that decide to hang around your house despite there not being a large body of water nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570380
A ryu, I think. her man bought a book on how to find her reverse scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570741
>Moth-chan rigs Tubular Bellsto play while pyrotechnic gear flashes bright flames at random locations around her to the tune
>ahegao

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570743

Oh, you can straight train them. Teach them their name and command them and make them hunt for you and pet them and everything. I was just saying that without the parent imprint, they'll never love you like a dog or even a cat will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570741
I was thinking more along the lines of this sort of music

>Isis 20 Minutes / 40 Years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go7rxSu7UlI

>Summoning - Across the Streaming Tide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEmcnnj8_v0

And Some good old Black gaze like
>Alcest - Sur L'Autre Rive Je T'Attendrai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-KsPgVjBqA

But yours is good too. honestly I just want a monstergirl with good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570757
And some Myrkgrav. If I had a Baba-yaga styled Kikimori who went about the home blasting Myrkgrav and other Blackened Folk metal as she cleaned I'd instantly fall in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570757

>Alcest

I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570765
I like you too, anon. Heard their latest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570751
Yeah, they won't sit by your gave and wait for you to pet them again like a dog would.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgg/
>music and how to raise owls
Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570770
I can also talk about raising pit vipers and what it's like to raise baby tigers, but I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570766

Can't say that I have. I'll have to check it out later though. I stayed up way too late on a work night again.

>tfw no milfy momdom apophis to drag me off to bed when it gets too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570774
but I want to hear about it now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570780
Go to youtube, and get sucked into countless videos of baby tigers like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570774
>pit vipers

That's awfully unspecific. You could mean anything from rattlers to cottonmouths to jungle snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570779
>momdom apophis
I've heard this before...
>>12570786
>that one guy who was two tigers and like six dogs
>the dogs chase the tigers
>the dogs are all smaller
Speaking of tigers, did we resurrect Captain and get him to write about Anya yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570792
Big cats aren't as scary as you would think, though I still think mountain lions should be shot on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570792

You better have. Gunstar wrote that story for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570796
>mountain lions should be shot on sight
Son, what the hell is a "puma"?
>>12570797
Ah, that's why. You big baby, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570796
C'mon, anon. Big cats are fucking murder machines when they aren't sleeping 22 hours out of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570799
I'd say it's a cougar, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>All of these edgy faggot kill animal posts

Guise. Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570799

I just like moms. It's not like I'm attracted that way to my own mom, so I don't think it's a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570806
You've never had a cougar suddenly jump though one of your windows, wreck your house up, and dash out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570796

I love 'em. They're one of the few big cats that are as smart as coyotes to stay the fuck out of the way of civilization while being pretty successful.

Except when they eat the occasional california hippy hiker. But that's really doing humanity a favor.

They're one of the few big predators that learns not to fuck with man. Bears and wolves don't learn that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570807
I know, I know, MILFs rock, everybody loves MILFs. Crabman please deliver.
>>12570805
>not getting the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570811
What niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570815

>I got that. I got that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570813
>Bears and wolves don't learn that shit
Bears and wolves stay away from people to the best of their ability, at least where I'm from.
>>12570818
Heh, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570813
Try living in Alaska.
You'll be praying every night that a polar bear doesn't tear your door down.

[Anonymous No.]

>OK
>You got this
>You just have to walk through the cafeteria filled with monster milfs
>And not get raped
>On second thought you'll just take the back door leading into the kitchen
>you are now at the back door
>Outside
>You knock
>"Just a minute!"
>Door opens
>It's Bethany
>The Holst who works at the tray counter
>"Oh, Anon-kun, come to get your lunch?"
>You nod
>You walk in as she smiles and leads you to the kitchen
>Going by the counter you can see dozens of MG Milfs sitting at tables and chatting
>You shudder slightly in fear and arousal
>Mostly fear
>In the back you see a little girl
>She has goat horns and hooves
>She calls to Bethany as you enter
>"Whatcha dig up back there, udders?"
>She notices you
>She smiles
>"Hey, anon, how ya been?"
>You shrug
>"Ufufufu, I can imagine, having to deal with all those woman, I bet they have more fat than brain."
>She looks at Bethanys' tits as she says this
>Holst smiles her tail wagging
>"Oh, Martha, that's not nice deary, drink your milk and be a good girl!"
>You just now notice the cup of milk
>She also see's you looking
>"S-shut up, fatty!"
>Huh
>Kay
>You continure back further and finally reach the fridge
>You wonder where the last staff member is
>You open the fridge and grab your container of chop suey
>You inspect it closely
>A voice speaks up next to you
>"Don't worry Anon, I made sure it wasn't spiked."
>You look over
>It's Janette
>The Arachne
>You smile
>"Thanks, Janette."
>She smirks
>"Although I still think you should let loose every once in a while."
>"Every once in a while, yes, but not every day."
>She smiles again moving closer
>She hands you two chocolate milk cartons and pecks your cheek
>"Whatever you say handsome, now shoo, it's Ice cream day, and the girls get a little rowdy during it."
>"Will do, thanks again."
>Huh, that wasn't so bad
Such is the life of the Male teacher

Better late than never

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570811
Yeah that's like killing sharks because they bit you.

It's an animal it does not know any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570823
>Holst named Bethany
I once wrote one. She was a history teacher. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570823
>Bethany
I wish I thought of that name for my stories...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570825
It's just a necessary part of living in the country. There's no animal control out there to do your dirty work for you.

And you kill sharks because they are fun as fuck to catch and tasty. Conservation not preservation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570823
This guy. He's a good guy.

It's like a daily episode posting at the same time roughly.

It's like reading Garfield everyday but better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570831
Duckgirls Unlimited?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570823
She spiked it, didn't she?
>>12570825
And? If a shark took a bite out of me you can guarantee Imma bite every other shark I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570835
Duckrape. Spiral vaginas. Oh the horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570836
>Go into a sharks home (the sea)
>Swim around like a tasty seal
>Get a tiny nip on your arm (people taste bad)
>Total shark genocide.

Completely logical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570834
I loved reading Garfield.

Thanks man, I most likely wont be able to post anymore today or tomorrow but I'll try to sneak some in during those days, I'll be free again saturday.

Also for the guy who wanted the Ignis, I'll make her the gym teacher I think. Fiery personality gym teacher seems good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570839
>duck girls are cannibals, necrophiliacs, and serial rapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570835

Unrelated but my Ducks Unlimited backpack has been the best field pack I've ever owned for like the past decade. Taken that thing everywhere and used it for everything. Must be dust on it from two dozen states.

I also motion that Duck Harpies are now referred to as darpies. Can I get a second?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570846
Don't forget to pastebin them incase someone misses a day.

These threads are a bitch to trawl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570836
Not this time, but the milk is from the holst, it's one of his guilty pleasures of being in the school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570850
>Darpies
I'm down with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570851
I'll do that right now, never used it before so this should be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570845
Shh, HFY.
>>12570846
>Ignis gym teacher
>hitting the showers is a harsh punishment in her view
What's even funnier, dodgeball in Finnish is literally "burnball"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570858
>Mfw for that day it was going to be dodge ball

This anon knows too much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570845

>N-nature doesn't belong to you
Fuck that. Everything that lives on my land is there by my good grace. And most anything smart enough to learn that lives happily and thrives.

It's extra simple selection when you kill the stupid ones so only the smart ones survive.

>Fox raids henhouse
>Kill that fox
>The foxes that just eat rabbits in the field frolic happily and breed

Progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570859
>knows too much
Ooh, am I going to get kidnapped and interrogated?
>>12570861
But anon, how could that fox know it's your turf when you don't pee at the borders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570859
C'mon, who does a school setting and doesn't mention/use dodgeball? Even I've mentioned it in mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570867
S-shut up!

I just wanted to be cool...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570845
>genocide
Bite for a Bite nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570872
There's nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570863
>But anon, how could that fox know it's your turf when you don't pee at the borders?

They basically got the brains of dogs. They're not dumb. It's just like in a class of kids how there's always that one that pushes the envelope just to see how far they can get with breaking the rules before the hammer comes down.

They can pick up the correlation of. "Stay away from anything that smells remotely like man." really easy and teach it to their pups. Just has to be reinforced one in awhile when the next generation comes along and one or two get some ideas.

It's like the old crows in the area. In my great grandfather's time they used to dynamite the roosts and basically wiped out all but a few. Now they're super common again but the rare old survivors taught the young ones to stay the hell out of sight and gunrange of man so they're super skittish.

Animal behavior evolves just like everything else. Just look at anything domesticated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570880
>going on to a long explanation when I made a joke
Anon please, you're embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570882
Youkos should be taught a lesson that they shouldn't target little boys in villages, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570882

Hell if I can tell. Everyone pees outside after a long night of drinking in the woods anyway so it makes no sense in context.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/u/Teacher-Anon

Here you go, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570891
That's a good writefag. *pat-pat*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570891
>all those views already
Those fucking bots, nevertheless good going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570897
Damn I just noticed that, made me laugh.

>>12570894
Tee hee.

I was going to stick it all on one page but I was like "No, I love the anons too much, I'll break it up into other pages."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570901
>I love the anons too much
And we love you back! Now how about that dodgeball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570901
We love you too, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>3200 posts

What's the old record? 3400? We might break it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570908
The threads grew long and the hearts and minds of the anons grew dark...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12568116
This is shaping up kinda well. I think the getting everyone hella mad part is done, now I just have to figure if I want to try finishing it.
http://imgur.com/MbTUcgQ

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to hug your Hol daughteru when she moos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570911
What if she moos when I hug her too? Will she moo again, forcing me to hug her once more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570910
Is she... peeing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570914
Yes. Yes. You will hug her forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570911
Remember to fug your Hol daughteru when she moos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570915
No, that's supposed to be the whole used up cumdump thing where she's leaking jizz onto the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570916
That doesn't sound too bad, though I wish it wouldn't last forever so that she can find a nice las, and I can have cute grand kids to act wise around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570920
>las
I meant lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570916
I'm ok with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570920
Maybe she'll stop mooing after only a dozen hugs when she starts school.
But then what will you do when she calls you during lunch and moos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570928
Tell her that I love her, and that when she comes back from school I'll have her favorite meal ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570928
Does she just moo immediate when I pick up? 'Cause that's cute as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570936
She might just moo out of OCD.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to hug your daughteru anons

She'll hug you back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570943
I want to hug a corpse.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12568916
>You need to choose a band of bros to enlist on your journey that will aid in your endeavors against monster girls.
>Pick the three you like the most.
>http://strawpoll.me/2738714

I'm going to continue this into the next thread and make sure everyone who wanted to vote, does so.

Cause number 2 and 3 changed completely overnight, I wanna make sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570943
I'd hug my daughteru whether you told me to or not.

>>12570951
So we have a bigger window for voting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570957
good man, anon

fluffy daughterus are love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570894
>*Actions*

I blame MGU, ever since MGUtanic sunk we've been getting tons of immigrants staining our thread culture with this shit

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12570957
Totally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570960
I couldn't keep myself from hugging and nuzzling and huffing my fluffy daughteru all the time. I bet she'd be embarrassed to bring friends over but actually she'd secretly love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570963
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

What advice would you give to someone who wants to be a writefag? Keep in mind my grammar is awful. It could be a deal breaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570965
And what of your waifu? she's probably crying in the corner over you loving your daughter more than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570967
Depends, what is your motive for becoming one? And grammar isn't always a deal breaker for people. For me it's misspelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570969
No way, she's in my lap being hugglenuzzled at the same time. I'd rub one cheek on her ear and the other on our daughteru's ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570951
>Kotomine up to fucking third
I knew night time fuckers wouldn't let me down, I was just out of my element yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570951

As much as I love Roy I have to go with the priest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570977
You do know it won't be Kotomine? Bromont hasn't been into Fate lately.

[Anonymous No.]

Puppy daughterus or Kitty Daughterus
Go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570978
>Just now see the space marine option

SINDRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God dammit. Ah well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570981
Puppy by far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570981
Kitty. I want to almost suffocate when my daughteru curls up on my face in the night,

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons, I'm off, I'll see you guys Saturday at the latest for more MGT.

Have fun.

>Inb4 no school on Saturday

Dohoho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570981
Without a doubt, puppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570981
Puppy. I want to watch wag her tail every time she see me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12563194
Why isn't that doujin translated yet? I want my vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570962
I've been doing it since forever and this is the second time anyone has complained about it, please take your autism pills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570980
Of course, aside from knowing kung-fu, having questionable morals, loving mapo tofu and having an unusually deep voice I'm sure he's be completely different from that other priest like that in that new ufotable anime that's airing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570999
Don't forget his knowledge of true evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571000
I'm more concerned on whether or not he has a divine mullet. Does he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570951
>http://strawpoll.me/2738714
I humble request that the space marine also be dense as a neutron star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571002
Huh? But that's physically impossible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571001
If he doesn't then we can just show our dismay to Bromont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570951
>only 9 votes for totally-not-Tylor
Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570997
If you've been doing it forever than it sure as hell hasn't been here and on this site.

Please go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571007
>it sure as hell hasn't been here and on this site
Yes it has. I'm just not in the habit of doing it in every post. Don't get your panties in a twist Rainman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571009
Anon if it was here it'd be ridiculed on sight. Like it usually is. And always has been and always will.

It's not nice to lie Anon. You made a mistake and that's fine, but please learn to acclimate yourself to the posting mannerisms that are acceptable here, or leave to a place more accepting of your posting style, like reddit, tumblr, or anywhere but here

[Anonymous No.]

How long until we fully sink, mates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571009
>Did it once years ago
>Someone told you to fuck off
>Did a second time just now
>Someone told you to fuck off
Sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571017
>barely on the last page
Tomorrow I guess. Maybe we'll finally get up to 4000 posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571018
This was the first time anyone has told me to fuck off... over this. I'm going to stop if it really is such a horrible thing.
>>12571015
But you need to stop posting even more than I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571022
God, that ruins my pirate related mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571024
>pirate related mood
Let's pretend that post wasn't there, what would this "pirate mood" mean for us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571027
What do you think, Evelyn Wood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571029
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571023
Look man that shit never flew in /a/ or any other board.
The only way I could ever believe you is if you are a /jp/ native and that /jp tolerates that shit.
Any other /jp/ fags want to confirm or deny this shit?

It's like moving into a new place that looks good then months later you lift up a couch cushion and *actions* crawl out and now I'm skeptical of every knock and cranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571030
And you also lost a pirate themed story too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571031
It's like every bad is now coming out of the closet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571032
Why did we have to lose it though?
>>12571031
>still bitching about it
Funny Rainman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571031
>The only way I could ever believe you is if you are a /jp/ native and that /jp tolerates that shit.
Nope never

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571034
Because I lost my funk, as well as the fact that I'm tired and not in the mood to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571037
Then why even bring it up, you sadistic bastard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571041
Because I'm a sadistic bastard? And that I may at a future date actually write it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571043
Sadistic bastard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571044
Don't worry, I'll be around to give various anons ideas for things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570951
>black guy not in the top 3
But having a token black guy is like a 'get out of death free once' card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571048
The priest can find plenty of scapegoats, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

My poor little netbook can't handle this many posts
See you next mgt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571048
It didn't work like that in Other M.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570519
They're the same as furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571051
>Other M

Anon why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571058
Because it was an awful game? And my Gazer girlfriend needs more than one person to tell her otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571049
>Setochi style sex abomination bearing down on the party
>REJOICE SPACE DOCKER NUMBER EIGHT, YOUR WISH FOR INFINITE PLEASURE HAS BEEN GRANTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571063
Whenever she brings up that fucking game just look at her right in the eyes and say The Baby until she shuts the fuck up about Other M.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570519
>TFW no qt3.14 anon from these threads to bully me into being an Alp and have me mindbroken by the time I reach stage 3

I know this will never happen because the rest of you anons in this thread are fat overweight fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571063
>my Gazer girlfriend
YOU! You are one lucky guy, you know that?
>>12571064
Best. Bro. Ever. Would drink superior wine with/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571066
>fat overweight fucks
I'm fit, but I couldn't Alp you even if I tried, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571067
>lucky
I'm trying to play the prime games and she keeps telling me that they weren't cannon. How the fuck is that lucky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570519
It's cool as long as you don't want to be a monster boy. Also no transformation gender bending or other faggy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571070
I-In that case you're more than welcome to bully me as hard as you want Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571072
You've got a girl who plays videogames and isn't physically disgusting, how is that not lucky?
>>12571074
>plz bully me
Okay...
Hey sissy, have you ever had a spadetail up your boypussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571076
That's not how you bully.
>>12571074
Hey fag, go fetch me a soda! You're paying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571076
But she has horrible tastes. Sure, she think CoD is for kids, but liking Other M? That's almost as bad as liking the Micheal Bay Transformers and not the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571091
We all have guilty pleasures, don't pass judgement on the woman who decides whether you get the V or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571094
There's a difference between guilty pleasures and shit tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571094
Nigga this is montser girl world. We're the ones that get to tell them to sleep on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571094
I'll judge as much as I want if she's playing it on my game console.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571095
I don't think there is.
>>12571097
>your console
Her V, her rules.
>>12571096
AHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571100
I can live without her V, she can't live without my game consoles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571100
A monster girl in MG world blackmailing with "No V" is like a guy here blackmailing with "No D".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571104
>threatening to take the console away
This has gone too far, time for an intervention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571100
How can someone be this wrong in just a single post

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570846
>Ignis Gym Teacher playing dodge ball with her students
>Goes all out
>More than a few end up in the infirmary
>Spend the rest of the day being treated and "comforted" by Damphir Nurse and an apologetic Ignis

Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571117
Correct me then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571096
Wouldn't a Gazer be sleeping on the couch anyway for easy access to vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifu's preferred mode of transportation, provided they themselves are not one (i.e. Sandworm)? Can she fit in a car? Can she drive it? Can she be seated safely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570917
It has expanded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571138
She can drive a car if she had the training. I'm not sure cars would be a slime's main form of transport, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570981
Puppy, loving tackles whenever you get home. Obedience is also key.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571147
Slimes would most likely move through a series of tubes, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570986
Later dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571152
You mean slimes can move through the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571155
Al Gore please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571156
Not until you admit to global warming and manbearpig being real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570986
Thanks for writing today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571048
You bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571159
>global warming
Okay, the day I realized the Finnish Christmas was now only one degree colder than the Midsummer, I realized there was something wrong.
Manbearpig was you all along though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571163
Are you calling me a manbearpig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571167
The Stick of Truth made that pretty clear. You hunted it for so long you became it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571100
>I have the pussy. I make the rules

I have the dick and spirit energy, and don't have a monogamy chip in my head. Tread carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571169
Sadly I didn't play SoT so I am woefully unable to find a joke to come back with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571174
Did you forget rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571175
>I didn't play SoT
Why do you hurt yourself so? Can't you understand we don't want to see you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571176
So she's gonna "force" me to take the vag? Wasn't she holding out? Seems counterproductive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571174
Nothing a little rape and mind break can't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571179
I don't know, I wasn't following the conversation. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571178
I'll go cry in the dark away from from the vision of those whom take pity on me so as not to ruin their day. So edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571186
No anon, you must go down to South Park to have yourself a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571180
There are other monstergirls anon.

>inb4 slut
>inb4 ntr

I don't give a fuck. Rape is one thing. Bitches who withhold the V to get your obedience is human girl tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571190
Are there friendly folks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571195
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks,without temptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571198
Is it a place to leave my woes behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571204
There's ample parking day or night, people shouting
>Howdy neighbor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571207
So what you're saying is it's a place I can unwind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571211
If you like girls with big vaginas, if you like girls with big fat titties.
Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571215
I like girls like that. Well you've sold me. I'm moving to South Park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571218
>actually moving there
It's... really not the kind of place to STAY in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571193
She doesn't need you anyway. While you're banging the neighbor, she'll just go back to playing video games all night while eating cheap ramen, masturbating to humanboy doujins, and falling asleep alone while hugging her daki. She'll be perfectly happy without you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571221
In retrospect, she really doesn't need him for anything, that sounds like living the good life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571219
Too late. I'm packing my things now. Maybe there are slime girls there. It sounds too perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571223
>Slime Girl in South Park
I wouldn't be surprised if Matt and Trey liked Monster Girls, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571226
It seems up their alley. They're into some pretty weird themes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571221
What's that? I'm having trouble hearing you while I'm balls deep in this in all this Holstaurus health!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571231
Whatever do you mean by "weird"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571235
Weird. Abnormal. Strange. Like my perversions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571238
South Park has abnormal and strange things in it? BWAHAHAH! Next you'll tell me Mechazawa is a robot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571243
There is something different about Mechazawa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571244
I didn't want to say anything, but now that you mention it, he's wearing his shirt inside out, I can see the laundry tag and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571221
>human boy doujins

Who are they paired with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571222
>and then gazer gamer's light water, heating and power were cut cause she does nothing but play videogames instead of looking for a job

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571247
Probably Succubi, it's porn after all. Or maybe even each other. Or...human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571249
>not getting NEET bucks
Monster Girls live in socialist utopias, no need to look for a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571249
>>12571254
Or she just keeps doing Let's Plays and starts raking in the dough as a professional gamer. Or a gold farmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571254
Gazer Gamer lives in our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571250
>That spoiler
Jesusa Holst. This is a Holosarian image board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571261
Nordic Countries anon.
>>12571263
>Jesusa
Josefina sounds better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571250
>gazer gamer is a filthy, disgusting fujo

But I refuse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571266
Josefina sounds like some kind of Mexican bottled water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571066
If alps were a thing, I'd alp you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571267
Well what do YOU think she schlicks to?
>>12571272
But it's close to Joshua, which was Jesus' actual name, so it's kind of, I don't know, better?
No?
Sorry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571276
Don't spill your spaghetti. I was only teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571221
Going a bit off topic, but the idea of monstergirls having access to a massive database of porn is fucking horrifying.

I mean, a vampire could go through Diabolik Lovers, develop a fetish, and enslave multiple men to dominate her whenever she's in the mood.

Sure, you could be all 'but you get to dom her', but you're not domming her if you're her bitch, right? And femdom fags won't be satisfied, since she's not riding them harder than a fifty-cent pony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571276

Yeshua, not Joshua.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571284
>Don't spill your spaghetti
You might as well tell a Moth Girl not to TZICH.
>>12571285
>femdom fags won't be satisfied
I wouldn't have any problem with that, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571276
>Well what do YOU think she schlicks to?

Videogame doujns and 8bit porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571291
>You might as well tell a Moth Girl not to TZICH.
I would never do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571285
>Dark Elves find about Starless and Stigma

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571290
>spelling the same name differently
Now I'm completely turned off the subject.
>>12571296
>Starless and Stigma
Horrifying concept, and yet I kind of want to...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571296
>>12571299
>Dark Elf & Starless
>I'll let you choose, do you want me to be the constipated MILF, the CBT blonde or the sweetheart of a futa?
It might not suck so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571299
Nope. NOPE! ABORT RIGHT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571221
so
>I don't need her
>She doesn't need me
>she cares more about videogames than me
>she's monopolizing a bitch
>she isn't even of a good monster girl species
What the fuck is she doing in my house again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571304
I wish I hadn't said anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570891
Oh thank god, i wasnt looking froward to pilfering the archive to find all the posts, thank you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571291
I guess you're right, since she's still in control.

So, while she's violating your mind with vampire hypno-doodle-powers, you're violating her body the way she wants you to violate it. That is, if she wants something specific done to her. Otherwise, freestyle sadism.

I guess that'd appeal to domfags, too, since she's not giving orders, she's 'begging' you to violate her.

Does that mean NEET vampire is the great equalizer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571309
You specifically brought up some delicious stuff anon, admit you love it and accept your fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571304
It's not about roleplay anon, it's about her developing certain tastes, and what she might do to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570891
Don't know if you'll see this but did you not get the first couple ones? Because I remember at least one before this, the one where the little kitsune gives you the picture of her and her mom. I think there might have been a few others to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571313
Oh. Well I'll adjust to... some of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571312
I would kill myself if that ever came to pass. Doused in gasoline, poison in my veins, twenty double barreled shotguns trained on me in a wire and three full sticks of dynamite stuffed in my mouth. NOBODY is bringing me back and giving me the treatment. NOPENOPENOPE.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571319
Come on man, why would you fap to stuff that would be THAT awful to you in real life?
>>12571321
Anubis playing with Legos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
A self portrait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571308
It's not like she enjoyed spending time with one of the few people who saw her as a friend, and not creepy loser. It's not like she's slipping back into her old routines to convince herself tat she can be happier this way without you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
Mantis Shrimp girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321

Angry shortstack minotaur family portrait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
A Neet monstergirl posting on /hbg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571326
this, with the crooked picture of Hathor and the fist marks in the walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571322
I don't fap to starless, well, the designs are fine, but the content? Also, remember dark elves are sadistic, and the way you're handling this, something tells me you haven't read stigma. Is THAT how you want her to treat you? Why not o full retard and trap your soul ina sphere of the agonies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571331
>haven't read stigma
Not only have I read it, I felt like the MC was an asshole who deserved what he got because he didn't appreciate the effort those two put into him. Seriously, how would YOU feel if your partner kept calling to their ex during sexy times?
...but no, I don't want my balls busted, that's horrible.
As for Starless, you didn't fap to ANY of it? Seriously? At all? Not even the breastfeeding+handjob scene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571311
She'll "compel" me to wreck her body any way I want because that gets her off? Heh. HEH HEH HEH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
Gamer gazer being tortured in either a funny or cruel way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
That displacer beast girl from a few threads ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571314
I forgot to save those ones anon..

Also, more MGT Home edition in a bit, my treat to you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
/fit/ anon and his angry short minotaur wife and family all looking aggressive as fuck in a family photo. A crooked picture of Hathor on a wall in the background, also a few holes in the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
Miko/priestess Holstaurus, barley fitting into the uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571337
No, of course that was hot, but the bad ends are something else.

>he deserved it

Dude, he was willing to do anything for the girl he loved and she threw him out like so much garbage, and set him up to have his life ruined. That's not hot, nor okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571343
Damn that's what I thought. I'm sure somebody could probably go back in the archive and find them though I never use it so I can't be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571349
>have his life ruined
Notice that he kept going back to those girls even though there was very little to force him to. He loved it. He just didn't put in any effort to the relationship with them, even though they did waste a lot on him. You're just going to ignore my comment about calling out to your ex aren't you?
Think about that for a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571339
She'll be sitting there legs, spread wide open, biting her quivering lip with a look of both suspense, and excitement.

After staring at her exposed skin for a moment, you'd hear a word buzz into your head; "Ravage"

After that, it's fair game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
Did you even fucking do anything last thread?
Christ, just do shit already asked of you.
Sex with Hathor please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571349
>No
How do the bad endings affect your ability to fap to the good scenes?
I fapped to everything except the bestiality and the guillotine
>>12571360
That's a good Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
Trapdoor spider arachnid girl please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
Hathor and Ammy symmetrical docking and/or sandwiching a healthy dick, double paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
Janet the Kikimora
Like Scruffy the janitor, but adorable as hell.
Basically a half-expressionless kikimora dressed like a janitor - blue cap overalls, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571371
>Like Scruffy the janitor, but adorable as hell.
Scruffy is adorable as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>Another day at home
>You invited your neighbor and her daughter over for dinner
>You are now sitting in the dining room and talking
>You are having a genuinely fun time
>There is knocking at your door
>Frown
>Milfy Kitsune also frowns
>"Expecting company, Anon?"
>"No."
>Go to door
>Look at the clock
>It's 5 pm
>Open door
>It's those fucking nuns again
>One of them is naked and kneeling with a collar around her throat
>The other is holding the chain
>"Anon, we're here to put right your misbegotten ways!"
>Yougottabeshittingme
>The one kneeling talks
>"That's right, you're going to bend me over right here on this porch and fuck me silly! God wills it!"
>Nope
>Close door
>Lock it
>Go back to dining room
>Milfy kitsune looks confused
>"I heard shouting, everything alright?"
>Frown
>"Just some crazy religious people."
>"Do you and your daughter want to stay for a movie? I have the old Disney Robin Hood somewhere..."
>Daughter is excited
>You all can still faintly hear shouting but ignore it
>It's a good night


Such is the life of the Male teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571371
>>12571374
Janet Ohr, the savior of /jp/ monster girl threads deleting shitposting left and right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571367
>Hathor and Ammy
What about the other two Sun gods, Ra and Alpollo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571378
>Diseny's Robin Hood
Are you sure showing Monster Girls furries is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571382
What would monster girl furries act like? Would they think they're another race? Would they dress up as that other race and go to parties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571382
B-but that was my favourite movie growing up anon...

I was writing this and that was the first movie that popped in my head...

I probably should've gone with Aladdin, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571363
It doesn't, it's just that whenever that particular novel gets brought up here, the bad ends are what get attention, courtesy of the ultra subs. I'm focusing on that too because of what that anon said about monstergirls getting access to a porn database, and developing a taste for sadism, real sadism and other stuff like that. That's not terrifying to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571386
Iron Giant. Scar her for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571378
I'm surprise the kitsune milf didn't tried to rape him.
I mean, after that picture and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571359
>Notice that he kept going back to those girls even though there was very little to force him to.
use he was hanging on to the hope he girl he love would be pleased with him, and finally accept him.

>he loved it
>this is what subfags actually believe

Saitamaokay.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571389
Just wait till he falls asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571388
Oh god..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571386
Yes, go with Aladdin. Please switch to Aladdin.
>>12571387
I have difficulty grasping it. Of course The Flower of Evil and the, umm, poopy ending are pretty horrible, but when I think Starless, I think of the stuff I actually liked. Because I tend to have a positive outlook on things.
>>12571390
>subfags
That guy WAS a subgfag you wanker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571383
They dress as human girls with makeup and prosthetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571388
>>12571393
I don't get it, the Giant lived, what's the problem again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571395
Alright, when I add it to the pastebin I'll change it to Aladdin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571396
Hyummies? Ewww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571393
You could also have it be like the one thing that he tears up at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571392
Ooh.. Okay, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571399
We've never had a friend like you, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571383
>monstergirl furries
>the rage of one thousands suns of hateful fury

Stop. Drop. And don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
miko/priestess holstaurus
breasts barely contained in the uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571398
That doesn't take away all the feelings from before. It certainly made it easier but still that made me cry as a kid. Still makes me feel things to this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571396
That's disgusting anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571410
Yeah, well for me the Giant's survival pretty much killed all the sadness permanently.
Mansley did nothing wrong, he was a true patriot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571395
>sub=maso

Yeaaaaa, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571411
Just wait until you see a Lamia in a wheelchair with a blanket on her tail with a picture of legs on it. I hear some of them even put onaholes in their cloacas so there's only one hole. Gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571410

That doesn't make it scarring. That makes it good. It captured that old pulp 50's scifi vibe perfectly and combined it with the old a boy and his dog story.

Just a great show.

I mean All Dogs Go to Heaven and We're Back and all those other Bluth films with emotional gutpunches at different points didn't scar you either did they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571417
Different people feel different things. Also Mansley was a douche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
p3

<3

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/fq9BHF9R

Edited version.

If anyone ever trawls the archive for the beginning of MGT let me know, I'll add those too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571426

This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571425
Never saw those movies. They wouldn't today but back then maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571418
Now you're going to tell me that he was only a masochist and not at all a sub? I am not going to argue with you over porn. I am not. NO.
>>12571426
He was doing his job and he was doing it for America. The Giant was a weapon, after all. Who knows if it was Canada's attempt to conquer the US?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571395
>Because I tend to have a positive outlook on things.

>Why would anything nice ever happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571425
>All Dogs Go to Heaven
Both of those were pretty fun.
>We're Back
Didn't the bad guy get eaten alive by crows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571433
>Never saw classic Bluth films
>Never saw The Land Before Time

Is such a thing even possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571434
He only became a weapon to defend himself. Also he called in a freaking nuke, you can't say he was justified in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571434
>Our hat trying to conquer us

Stop that silly talk right now anon. Our hat loves us and we love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571429
Alright, thanks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571439
Nigger I saw Land Before Time, and I fucking loved it. I can't remember off the top of my head what I have seen but if you say the title I'll be able to know if I did or didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571437

We're Back had some real moments to it. The whole blood contract thing. The scary carnival. The brain draining part. The badguy eaten alive by crows.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys. What if. What if...?

Neko-Manticore

TWO tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571443
Bedknobs and broomsticks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571439
>The Land Before Time
Little Foot's Mom dying scarred me. Then I was scarred as an adult when I learned what movies 2 and onward were like.
>>12571440
>defend himself
Against a toy gun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571434
I'm saying one doesn't have to go hand in hand with the other. Just because someone is a sub doesn't mean the want to be hurt, just like someone being a dom doesn't have to make them some brutal, sociopathic sadist, or rapist. Maybe one just likes to lie back and take the pleasure while the other would rather be in charge, get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571449
>defeating nazis with witch magic
yeah, that was a good one.

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>>12571321
Dinosaur monster girls, like of ankylosaurus and pterodactyls

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>>12571443

But the dying mother and the treestar stuff there wasn't scarring to you. Then the Iron Giant was?

Don't get me wrong, they all made me feel sad at those parts when I was a kid and still make me feel today but that never stopped them being great shows and loved.

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Here's the mindbroken Charon-chan's used-up pussy overflowing with cum after 200 sloppy seconds I promised yesterday.. I tried to make it kinda SWF. I've seen something like this posted on blue boards without issue.
http://imgur.com/lo47XTs

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>>12571321
Maya Kuromori please

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>>12571448
Think about that for a second. Why would she need two, her pussy belongs to one person. You're gonna set off the anti ntrfags.

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>>12571453
I never said... why are you... NO. I refuse to argue with you about this, especially when you're arguing against claims I've never even made. Stop trying to pick a fight with me.
>>12571443
The Secret of NIMH

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>>12571321
Child boy and wyvern girl pretending to be knight-dragoon pair, including small wooden swords/sticks and made-up improvised armour, please, if you're still around.

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>>12571458
But we have her already, and three versions, too.
>>12571457
>that single, solitary tear
She's been hurt in ways we can't imagine. Good.

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>>12571449
Never heard of it.
>>12571450
How is he suppose to tell the difference?
>>12571456
I'm sure it made me sad at the time but no it didn't scar me. Like I said different people feel different things. It also probably has to do with the fact that my first real video game was Fallout 3 with Liberty Prime going out pretty much the same way, it likely brought up those childhood memories. And also the fact that I've always loved scifi and massive robots/mechs, and was a massive patriot as a kid.
>>12571461
Haven't heard of that one either.

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>>12571321
HOLSTAURI IN SWEATERS, LUMBERJACK JACKETS AND JEANS

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>>12571461

Hey, was Once Upon a Forest a Bluth film? That had some pretty serious moments with the death gas and stuff.

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>>12571321
Answer this guy's question >>12563327, why are you art bastards always so depressive.
(Also, do >>12571342 she was cute, but probably not anime enough)

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>>12571454
Little nemo adventures in slumberland?

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>>12571457
I'm kind of let down a bit, honestly.
>>12571467
Never enough.

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>>12571457
>no ahegao
>not more cum than woman
>clothes not torn

I'm not crazy about the face, but it's not as bad as you made it out to be, concerning your skill. In fact I don't think it's bad at all, still, why censor yourself? GIVE HER THE Ds ANON!


Blood und Semen

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>>12571321
Hathor in a maid outfit when

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>>12571471
>Once Upon a Forest
Sorry, I saw the Nostalgia Critic review and can't remember the movie without remembering
>MAN! Yes, man! Man has been known to sodomize your hamster!
>>12571469
>Hasn't hear about the Secret of NIMH
YOU GO WATCH THAT RIGHT NOW! It's still fucking disturbing, actually, it's even worse now that I'm an adult.

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>>12571475
>I'm kind of let down a bit, honestly.
What, did you want some hard guro or something?

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>>12571469
>my first real video game was Fallout 3 with Liberty Prime going out pretty much the same way

How old were you when you played that? Because Jesus man. That's pretty new comparatively.

I fucking love the Iron Giant by the way, and the end still almost brings me to tears every time. But scarring is not even close to a word I'd use to describe it. Maybe you just mean it left an impression on you. Because it sure did that for almost everyone who loved it.

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>>12571461
>pick a fight

But I'm not. Still, if you don't want to continue, fine.

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>scars from childhood cartoons
Have any of you seen Alfred J. Kwak? The first episode is about the MC's parents meeting, falling in love, getting married, having children... and getting run over by a car, leaving only one child alive.

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>>12571479
Alright I guess.
>>12571482
I know, one thing I should probably mention is I'm only 18 now so I'm pretty new comparatively. But I grew up in a small town in Texas with three siblings, so we didn't really have that big of a vidya collection. Even when we moved to Dallas it took years before I got some good games so while I have a good collection now it took a while. Either way its still one of the few things from my childhood that can make me feel.

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>>12571477
>I'm not crazy about the face, but it's not as bad as you made it out to be
Well, yeah, the face is what always gets the hate (if I try to go turboanime) or tumbler (if not) comments.

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>>12571480
Not him, and no, not guro. Mountains of semen splattered on her and a steady stream leaking out of her gaping hole, yes.

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>>12571321
Nurse dhampir

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Somebody should make a poll about everyone's favorite childhood movies.

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>>12571488
That doesn't sound like a huge thing to change, really. I might take a shot at it tomorrow.

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>>12571488
Make that, "holes." Girls have three after all.

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>>12571321
hathor eating an angus beef burger

[Anonymous No.]

Two Matriarchs trade shotas. The elegant Milf Elf and the healthy MILF Orc.

How does it end?

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>>12571497
Second a thousand times.

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>>12571321
More pegasus http://data.archive.moe/board/jp/image/1411/08/1411084040936.jpg please man

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>>12571499
Milf orc rapes milf elf

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>>12571485

Dude, I grew up in almost the exact same neck of the woods as you and you know what almost everyone did back then? You just played consoles one generation behind and got all your games used or played whatever PC games your PC would run.

>20 years ago
>barely taller than my dad's knee
>we'd go to pawn shops and get classic NES games for $2

And on and on all the way up to the playstation era. Sure you really had to search to find stuff, but it was around. I remember when I got my copy of Super Metroid for $5 that I just couldn't believe I finally had gotten my hands on Metroid 3 after years of playing 1 on the NES and 2 on the Gameboy as my favorite games.

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>>12571499
>From now on, you will till my field!
>W-what does that mean?
>Here, let me show you...
>NOOOO!
>From now on, you will butter up your bacon!
>W-what's bacon?
>Here, let me show you...
>NOOOO!
And after a few days they'd get used to it.

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>>12571321
Lizard girl in a bowler hat and/or shit based on all the replies http://archive.moe/jp/thread/12494367/#12500110

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>>12571499
Shota that gets traded to the Orc enjoys sexual healing.

Shota the Elf gets is subjected to horrors no man nor boy should ever endure.

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>>12571499
They go gay and burn their adoptive mother's villages to the ground, declaring war on all women from their species.

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>>12571505
Don't get me wrong I had games back then, we had our share of Command and Conquer, and I had tons of those educational games. I think my first console was the game cube, I still remember playing the fuck out of Pikmen on it for years. Though I stayed on the game cube for a long time and my next console was a ps3 so there's a lot of stuff I skipped/missed out on.

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>>12571321
>>>/a/114958387

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>>12571508
>should ever endure
What, like knitting lessons and an all vegan diet?

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>>12571522
>Orcs
>Vegan
They aren't that bad.

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>>12571525
Uhh,
>Shota the Elf gets is subjected
I know Orcs aren't that bad. But Elves are.

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>>12571530
The elf is subjugated by the orcs. They traded shotas remember.

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>>12571532
>they traded shotas
>the Elves get a shota
>the Elves subjugate the shota
>the shota is subjugated by the Elves
What exactly is the problem here?

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>>12571508
>all those disgusting blonde knife ear aunties abusing a poor orc shota
finnish elf masturbates.gif

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>>12571538
>>12571508
It says the elf GETS subjugated. Not the elves subjugate.

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>>12571540
>Shota the Elf gets is subjected to horrors
>the elf shota gets subjugated
Nope bro

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>>12571539
>Elf aunties let the P'Orc shota hang out in his "natural habitat"
>they throw him into a mudpit to wallow in
>>12571540
>Shota the Elf gets is subjugated
That means the shota gets subjugated by the Elves. Is English a foreign language to you?

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>>12571544
>>12571547
What the fuck is going on here. They trade shotas, that means the orc is now with the elves and the elf is now with the orcs. He said the elf gets subjugated, that happens after the trade which means the elf is subjugated by the orcs

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>>12571548
>trade shotas
>elf shota goes to the orcs
>orc shota goes to the elves
>orcs subjugate elf shota
>elves subjugate orc shota
There is no problem.

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>>12571321
Draw some corruption, maybe tentacles or what not

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>>12571550
That's not what >>12571508
this post said though. I'm referencing that post.

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>>12571548
>>Shota the Elf gets is subjected to horrors
The shota THAT THE ELF GETS is not the elf shota, bro.

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>>12571552
>That's not what
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS YOU BLOODY WANKA! ARE YOU HAVING A GIGGLE MATE?

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I guess it's the time of the thread to argue semantics.

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>>12571553
>>12571555
Alright now I fucking see it but whoever wrote that post should have included a god damn The before shota.

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>>12571561
Eh, no reason to stop 'em
It's entertaining

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>>12571561
>>12571564
No, that time has passed. Now we talk about Orc culture. Go!

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>>12571566
We talking Orc Orc's as in the big green muscle machines, or P'Orc's?

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>>12571567
P'Orcs, they're a mystery. Green Orc society is built around rugged manliness and being a bro.

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>>12571567
Let's talk about muscle orcs for once.

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>>12571570
They're soft. Mystery solved
Next question

[Anonymous No.]

Around elves, watch yourselves.
Around orks, guard your cocks.

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>>12571571
What's there to talk about?
>>12571572
Softness is not going to cut, that's not the anthropology way!

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You will never watch P'Orc mud wrestling

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>>12571574
That doesn't rime. How will I remember that? Unless that was you're plan all along.

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>>12571577
We could greentext cute muscleorcs being bullied by mean elves.

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>>12571577
Fine fine. They're soft and they, uhh, wrestle in mud. And they like sex. Yeah. And they're really dirty, in both mind and body.
Next question

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>>12571583
How would they do that?

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>>12571578
You will never watch slimes jello wrestling.

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>>12571589
>>12571578
You will never watch P'Orcs Slime wrestle.

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>>12571586
You have no interest in world building? Sad. What happened to you man? You used to be cool.

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>>12571590
This pleases me. Yes, throw the P'Orcs into the slime pit.

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>>12571589
>>12571590
>>12571595
>You will never watch two P'Orc's mudwrestle so whoever wins gets you
>You will never watch them realize halfway that the mud was actually a dirty slime
>You will never watch the impending rape

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>>12571590
I like how you think

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>>12571378
That sounds like a lovely night.

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>>12571596
>Slime is now technically the winner and Queen of p'orcs
>"Queen slime"

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>>12571605
>"And that's how I met your mothers."

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>>12571606
>mothers
>plural
How?

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>>12571389
Maybe she didn't, and maybe she gave him the picture, because he's already giving them both the D.

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>>12571608
Well, he could be talking to his kids plus the kids of the P'Orc's
Or maybe it was a harem end

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>>12571608
Well, son. When a daddy and a mommy love each other very much the mommy rapes the daddy and then a baby monster girl grows inside the mommy's tummy until she is ready to be born. That's the harpies and the beegirls about life.

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>>12571580
Write down on your hand if you don't trust your head.

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>>12571614
But that's only one mum, pops.

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>>12571622
You're too young to learn about threesomes, and foursomes, and orgies. Now go play outside.

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>>12571622
Jolly co-operation, Anon

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>>12571621
I don't trust one of my heads.

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>>12571627
There's Monsters outside dad...

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>>12571610
We all know how it ends anyway.

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>>12571629
You're going to have to face them when you become a man anyways. Might as well get used to playing hunt the human boy. It builds character.

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>>12571632
>It builds character
Then how come you don't have to read Hamster Huey to me? Doesn't that build YOUR character?

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>>12571457
You will never be Charon's two hundredth and first fuck, cumming so hard inside her that all the other cum is jettisoned out of her vagina, leaving only your own.

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>>12571633
Are you getting flippant with me boy? Go outside.

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>>12571634
>mfw the cock has that ridge specifically for scraping competing semen out

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>>12571637
Make me, old man.
>>12571639
>nature intended us to share our women
>sloppy seconds are supposed to be a good thing
Well I'm flabbergasted.

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>>12571644
Wait until your mother hears about this. I know you won't take that tone with her.

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I'm still just used to the older pictures that had Charon-chan looking like a cute, shy, innocent girl.

And so that's how I choose to think of her.

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>>12571644
>>nature intended us to share our women
Sounds more like NTR defence or something.
>>sloppy seconds are supposed to be a good thing
No wonder it's so hot.

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>>12571457
I can't even be mad with that shit drawing of you.

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>>12571639
That's how plebs do it. No, you empty your ball into her with such force, all other cum boils out of her vagina, kind of like a power hose wash.

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>>12571652
>cute, shy, innocent girl.
That's what makes violating her all the more sweet.

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>>12571651
Oh right, like she'd ever take YOUR side!
...what are we talking about again?

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>>12571659
Making her out to be a cumdump who's violated over and over may be some people's fetish, but it sure as hell ain't mine.

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>>12571457
Why.

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>>12571663
I forget. Don't get old, son. Memory starts to fade.

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>>12571667
I know how you feel. The unbraiding is the only way I want to violate her, and even that got old after the first time.

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>>12571651
Which monstergirl would be the most likely to spoil her son?

>but MGs can't have boys!

Adopted if it bothers you so much

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>>12571671
>unbraiding
I want to unbraid Charon-chan and brush her hair

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>>12571644
I don't think it's about sharing, just that nature knows that if there's a hole, it's a guy's job to thrust into it.

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>>12571652
Post them

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>>12571672
No one says they can't have human sons in their headcanons. They can, in mine.

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>>12571672
That's a good question. My initial reaction is to say Holstaurus because of their sweet and loving personality.

Dragons might also spoil their children to the extreme. Considered her greatest treasure it's no wonder that dragon whelps get pampered.

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>>12571680
Image limit and all that

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>>12571671
>unbraiding

That's worse. Ike cutting off the ears and tail of a catgirl.

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>>12571680
Next thread anon.
Next thread.

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>>12571686
>touch the fluffy braid
Why can't anyone draw that?

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>>12571683
>Dragon's son
What a momma's boy that would be.

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>>12571652
You are a good man.

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>>12571672
>but MGs can't have boys!
If you are talking about human boys I don't think anyone will complain.

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>>12571686
That's nothing like it. Charon is Charon no matter her hairstyle.

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>>12571689
Mixed with an excessive amount of pride and you've got quite a cocktail of a personality. Born rich, doting mother, and father treated like a king. It's no wonder he will turn out a spoiled brat.

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>>12571695
It happened two threads before this one.

>>12571697
No. It's like a flat holstaurus. DISGUSTING!

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>>12571702
What kind of an arranged marriage will he get?

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>>12571706
But flat holst is a best.

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>>12571688
With Charon smiling because it brings you so much pleasure?

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>>12571706
Luckily I think the fetish police shitposters are at school right now. They really do take slippery slope to a whole new level like that one guy earlier who went on a crusade against giantess girls because he assumed it would lead to vore. I tend to stay out of those conversations because the more people involved the more fuel on the fire but I'm getting pretty sick and tired of whining and complaining happening every thread.

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>>12571713
Yes please. Pleasure and love.

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>>12571711
Is this bait? Cause it sure looks like bait. A flat holstaurus is spitting in the face of Hathor, and not even baphomet lolification could make a holst flat. Yo speak nonsesnse sir, nonsense!

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>>12571706
>It happened two threads before this one
I doubt they were even serious about it.

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>>12571709
For his sake hopefully to a dragon girl. She would know how to treat him and it would keep the bloodline pure. I imagine it would be a pretty one sided love affair though with the dragon in love with him and him in love with himself.

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>>12571702
I can see him being raped by a Ushi-Oni.

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>>12571717
>assumed it would lead to vore
>assumed

You haven't been here long have you. Whenever giantess is posted and no one says anything, that guy starts posting Karbo i.e. vore. Lurk more.

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>>12571722
>hopefully to a dragon girl
But what if there isn't one available? What if he has to settle to being married off to a mere Wight, or... eugh... a Dark Elf?

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>>12571721
Led to a huge fight that only ended when someone did what I did, about the human son being adopted. I don't mind stories where MGs can have human sons, whether they are rare or common, since it opens more doors to explore human/monster relationships, but then again, not everyone is me.

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>>12571721

>Not knowing human sons ruin a major reason for monster/human tensions
>Tell us more Joseph Smith
>Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

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>>12571726
They better be high class. The only way I see a dragon mother marrying her son to anyone other than a dragon girl is for a political marriage. Maybe to stop a feud, gather resources, or a high class title. The bride better know what she's getting into because he's going to be a handful.

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>>12571735
>>Not knowing human sons ruin a major reason for monster/human tensions
It seems to me like the majority of us, or at least writefags, like stories with a modern setting where the tension is more like racism. Everything doesn't have to be a fantasy epic with heroes and swords.

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>>12569560
If Nibbles ever decides to continue it, I belive the Dragon will be the one getting the brunt of the NTR.

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>>12571744

Wrong. It takes away a great deal of the monstrous perspective of humans. There's no fear or awe of a man dating an Ogre or an Oni if one was his mother. There's no issue from the human side of the family line dying out, etc. Not counting all of the old population problems everyone knows.

There's more interesting stories to be told in a daughter only setting.

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>>12571754
>Wrong.
>There's more interesting stories to be told in a daughter only setting.
That's completely subjective and you know it. Is anyone telling an interesting story about humans dying out because of monster marriage? I sure haven't seen it.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking of a name to give to the LEGO Anubis if I ever do a continuation. Right now I'm calling her "Kiya", because it's an ancient Egyptian name, and I think it sounds pretty. But I'm open for suggestions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571772
>Kiya
Fine by me.

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>>12571768

It's exactly why they're limited to enclaves in almost every modern story that's not post-apocalyptic future.

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>>12571741
Maybe the mother pairs him with a sister, or aunt of his? It was common in royalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571772
Kiya sounds good to me, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571772
I like it. It's simple yet unique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571772
Sounds too much like a 2cool4you totally unique misspelling of Kaja, a Scandinavian female name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571378

>Milfy Kitsune also frowns
>"Expecting company, Anon?"

That hint of jealously, mang. Heartwarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571776
>almost every modern story that's not post-apocalyptic future.
Funny you should say that, 'cause I can't think of even one. Just admit it's your personal preference and nothing more.

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>>12571782
>it's an ancient Egyptian name
That means Kaja is a 2cool4you totally unique misspelling of Kiya. Checkmate, Sweden onii-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571777
Depends on the area and the time period. Pharaohs often married their sisters while European royalty during the post feudal era married their cousins.

Still, keeping it in the family has it's benefits. The couple grew up together most likely and there would probably be a foundation of affection to build on.

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>>12571788
But also massive retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570300
My nigga.

I can't wait until we see the new Hyaku Shiki variant and Sazaki's healthy imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571785
>literally any Monstergirl City story ever
Your brain is busted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571785
The Dark Matter at the Edge of Town comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571789
There are drawbacks. In addition to retardation you have physical deformities and chronic diseases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571789
Not where monsters are concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571775
>>12571780
>>12571781
Okay. I'll be more inclined to stick with it, then.

>>12571782
You think I should use a more current name? As far as ancient Egyptian names go, "Kiya" is one of the less crazy ones I found. At least it has less than six syllables, and no triple consonant combos.

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>>12571789
This is 2D and monster girls. No such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571797
The comedy option would be to use one of the translated names with an unclear pronunciation like Double Falcon.

Story about Jaguar Girl called 18 Rabbits when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571804
>tfw no qt Aztec Jaguar Warrior Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571798
Gotta dick the imouto.
Dick that regal tsundere twintails drillhair imouto so gently in the missionary position in your shared bed under the blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571807
>imouto
>tsundere
>twintails
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571807
Stop saying unnecessary things, idiot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571807
>Regal
>Tsundere
>Twintail
>Drillhair
These thing. These things in which you are saying are granting you control of my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571817
Maybe you would like my Dragon girl shorts, then.
>regal
>crybaby
>twintail
>drillhair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571823
Those are all sad though, because you're a meanie and a poopy head and always trying to keep a dragonette down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571823
Sounds like it would be adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571285
>Diabolik Lovers
That's one of my favorite comedy series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571823
Dragon with Drills when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571828
>a meanie and a poopy head
It's just too much fun to make her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571807
>tsundere
>missionary
>gently

Should vanillafags be called vanillafags when they're this gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571321
Yandere Werewolf and Little Red Riding Shota.

Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571835
You just wait until she grows up, she'll show you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571829
First she moves to her own place, then goes on a date.
http://pastebin.com/sQW5Wys5
http://pastebin.com/VKwscqAC

>>12571834
Frederica from Chaika is p. cute, also a shapeshifting dragon with drills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12571844
So when's the treasure hunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12570747
correct, started with the reverse scale book, since then I have been coming up with MG universe comercials

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>>12571847
Tomorrow. She fights a Magpie Girl. And then probably cries.

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>>12571853
>Magpie Girl
Neat...
>probably cries
I'm petting my spadetail menacingly. Tread lightly.

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>>12571855
I guess I'm just a big fat bully. It's a wonder I didn't make Moth-chan cry after the opening.

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>>12571768

>Is anyone telling an interesting story about humans dying out because of monster marriage?

I think there's one somewhere

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>>12571860
Moth-chan doesn't cry, she screams the pain and sadness into the mic.

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>>12571863

So... Dragonforce?

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>>12571867
More like
>MY VOICE IS TZICHING POWERFUL!

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>>12571321
can you draw my new character?
>>12566438

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>>12571870
I'M TZICHING INVINCIBLE!

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>>12571870
>>12571891
>she involuntarily censors all of hear swears
Cute.

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>>12571894
>black metal but instead of incomprehensible groaning it's all TZICH TZICH TZICH

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>>12571894
That's -ing weird

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>>12571844
>Frederica from Chaika is p. annoying
Ftfy

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>>12571894
>Moth-Chan starts to have a hissy fit
>Everything she says is just TZICH
>Everyone's too busy laughing to even remember what she was even mad about

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>>12571914
>not wanting to get one-two punched by a drillhaired cutie
Pleb.

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>>12571894
Moth-chan keeps rising in my waifu chart

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>>12571920
Already liked her, but since the last few threads she's on my top 5 now.

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>>12571919
I'd get one-two punched in the balls by her, if you know what I mean.

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>>12571919
Why would I want to be punched by a weak annoying dragoon that gets defeated at every chance she gets when I have red chaika to tsun-punch me
Though I have to admit she looks adorable in her chibi form.