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It's my birthday today /jp/

This is my plan for later~

>> No.12563149

en...enjoyee

>> No.12563152

>>12563140
The cake is a lie.

>> No.12563153

>>12563140

Happy Birthday! Remember to hang yourself, it has the highest chance of death.

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>> No.12563157

>>12563140
what's your tumblr? I wanna reblog your post m8

captcha: 420

>> No.12563158

Nice blog. This definitely needed a thread.

>> No.12563164

>>12563153
My birthday is in a few days and I want to hagn myself before then but I'm too cowardly

literally the one time I managed to kick away my support and started hanging I had unwittingly left a thing that I could reach with my legs and failed. if I don't kill myself soon everyone will think I never wanted to do it at all and just faked for attention

>> No.12563168

It's been so long since I reported a thread that I had to spend 30 seconds trying to find where moot relocated it to. It was worth it though.

>> No.12563174

>>12563164

You should read up on; http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging/short-drop/simple-suspension if you haven't already.

>> No.12563178

>>12563174
I've read pretty much everything on that site

I found it interesting that you don't have to use chairs or anything in real life but knots confuse me

>> No.12563186

>>12563140
Janny banned me on my because I made a thread like this. I was very sad, I just went to sleep all day after that.

>> No.12563187

>>12563186
:(

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>>12563186
Birthdays aren't otaku culture I hope OP gets a 3day ban.

>> No.12563198

>>12563190
Sup Hitler?

>> No.12563202

>>12563190
I hope he gets a ban for a year so next year he knows not to make the same fuckup

>> No.12563235

I eat meat that smells bad becauase it must be fine after cooking right
#yoro

>> No.12563246

>>12563186
Janny is a jerk, who doesn't know how to take it easy

>> No.12563311

>>12563140
Did you get yourself any presents?

>> No.12563338

>>12563235
Activated charcoal tabs.

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>>12563190

>> No.12563422

>>12563164
You've been telling people you want to kill yourself?

>> No.12563429

>>12563140
Happy Birthday Anon!

>> No.12563451

>>12563422
I tell my friend all the time
also I've tried a few times

>> No.12563466

>>12563451
That's stupid, Anon. Why would you do that? Do you /want/ to be saved?

>> No.12563470

>>12563152
XD MEMES

>> No.12563476

>>12563470
Shut up you mongrel.

>> No.12563487

>>12563466
he's on the other side of the world it's not like he can do anything

I just want to talk to him truthfully

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