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Umineko thread 10: Gohda is the best girl edition

>>12461164

>> No.12548510

Generals are fucking cancer. Stop making them.

>> No.12548726
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Why is zts music so damn hard to find?

>> No.12548736

Maria is love
Maria is life

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>>12547862
/a/ is truly the worst

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>>12547862

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>>12548809
that is written wrong, Rosa has to teach you proper English.

>> No.12549037

Stop numbering the threads, don't start the thread with PS3 sprites.

Anyway, Erika best girl.

>> No.12549072
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I found it a bit strange that the family meets just one time per year... don't they visit their siblings birthdays, for example?

>> No.12549074

>>12548943
please tell me that there is more of that.

>> No.12549091
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>>12549037

>> No.12549138

>>12549091
Erika is the best fuckhole in WTC. Cock after cock, she can keep taking them with a smile on her face and no signs of needed a break.

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>>12549138
My dick.
Erika is so damn sexy

>> No.12549594

>>12549072
why the fuck would they?

>> No.12549595

Is anybody going to upload the 07th theatre thing

>> No.12550513
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Mandratory Eva-Beatrice joke.

>> No.12550516

>>12550513
A CUTE!

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/vp/ here. We interrupt everything for Mega Rayquaza.
youtube.com/watch?v=WPQg3lSvWc4

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>>12549406
Cool trace, yo

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>>12550513

>> No.12551612

I want to reread seacats

2 episodes a week, discussion every friday

Will be done with all 8 on Halloween.

Whos with me?

>> No.12551613

>>12547862
>thread 10
>edition
>>>12461164
You couldn't make yourself look more /a/utistic even if you tried.
Kill yourself out of /jp/, we've spent 5 years without your cancerous input already and we can keep doing it just fine on our own.

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>>12549406
I like the others more, but that's mostly due to Erika's crazy habits..

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>>12551612
Depend on my internet speed. I download gameplay video from youtube then put them on USB to my tv. Then this shit happen : Erika destroys my 4th wall out of nowhere

>> No.12551851

>>12551702
If you like that, read "Umineko: Witches and Woodlands". They break the 4th wall over and over in it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAXNCOLKwVE

Why is Ronald so cute?

>> No.12552916

HAPPY OCTOBER 4th /jp/!

>> No.12552960

Erika is the worst girl.

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>>12552916

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>> No.12554734

>>12553436
more?

>> No.12554786 [DELETED] 

Happy murdering days, guys!

>> No.12554993

Oh fuck.

Today is the day

Happy family conference, Ushiromiyas

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>>12553436
hey, i know that artstyle.

>> No.12555194

>>12553352
I don't get what's Mammon's problem, she's wearing the same outfit all day, too.

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Today's Erika's birthday. Just so you know.

>> No.12555318

>>12555265
How do you know?

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Happy October 4th everyone!

>> No.12555326

>>12555324
battler a gay

>> No.12555336
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>>12554734
there you go.
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/f99d4df26f/578267-1
and it's safe for work, by the way.

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>>12555326
But his dream woman has long blonde hair and a busty rack of tits!
J-just because Yasu pretended to be a girl...doesn't mean he's gay or anything...
H-he wouldn't have got with her anyway...

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>>12555326
eh, no. Not really.

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>>12555337
>But his dream woman has long blonde hair and a busty rack of tits!
is Battler a Yukarifag?

>> No.12555343

>>12555318
Apparently R07 said so?

>> No.12555344
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>>12555340
I'm sure he would be.

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>>12555340
well, Battler, there are four girls like your ideal woman:
-a witch
- your own cousin
-and two demons
wel...

>> No.12555576

>>12555337
liking a man is gay dude

>> No.12555939

>>12555344
I don't remember that sprite at all.

>> No.12556053

Is there a VN with a OST as rich and good as Umineko?
I'm tired after these soundtracks with fucking 14 generic songs for 30h worth of reading.

>> No.12556148

>>12555939
I think it only shows up in ep1

>> No.12556187

>>12556148
It is at one point in ep7 too, in later part of Clair confession

>> No.12557177

>>12553436
>you were finally born as a girl

>>12555030
About the artstyle, anyone know if there is any Touhou artist with similar artstyle? Like, thin lines and wide character face.

>> No.12557196

Someone tell Japan to stop drawing Lion as a girl.

>> No.12557304

On my random searches for dolls, I ran into the perfect solution for Yasu.

http://www.celesmask.com/Product.html

>> No.12557315

>>12557304
That's scary.

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>>12555340
What do you think Yukari is doing with her freetime?

>> No.12557482

>>12557177
probably they meant "you were, after all, born as a girl" and just translated it incorrectly?

>> No.12558192

>>12557318
Why, she's Beato's gap-making friend Gaap, of course!

>> No.12558328

Why I think that Yasu actually suffers from a genetic syndrome?

>> No.12558341

>>12558328
Homosexuality is not a genetic syndrome, dude

>> No.12558375

>>12558341
I meant the ambiguity of gender
Is it confirmed that Yasu is male?

>> No.12558379

>>12558375
even if he is female, her love for Jessica is gay.

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>>12558375
MY SON IT'S NOT GAY!

>> No.12558882

>>12558375
The wikia says yes. I never read the manga, so maybe they're full of shit.

I never really figured out Lion's deal. He or she mentions a complex about their androgyny, implying which would usually be because it's outside of their control, so maybe the issue is genetic in nature (considering the nature of their birth, not surprising). But there is a line in the VN that imply that Yasu's defect was caused by their genitals being mutilated in the accident. Not sure how to reconcile the two.

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>>12557196
Who wouldn't? Look at Will here. He is so protective.

>> No.12559605

I finished this for the first time a few days ago and now have a gaping hole in my heart that needs to be filled with more shit like this. People say Higurashi is good, but i'm an EOP and people say the translation is shit. Is it much worse than the Umineko one? Because I thought that was acceptable. Is it not worth reading at all until MG's retranslation comes out? I need something sooner rather than later.

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>>12559252
also, don't you think Jessica would smack the hell out of a BOY who does this?

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>>12559605
There's a patch to fix MG's translation of Higurashi, as well as insert some of the original removed tracks:

http://higurashifix.wikia.com/wiki/Tweaking_Higurashi_Wiki

I found the translation with the patch quite acceptable.

And yes, Higurashi is great and you should definitely play it along with Umineko. Higanbana as well (which this screenshot is from). You could play Higanbana until MangaGamer re-releases Higurashi.

>> No.12560841

>>12558882
Pretty sure the VN itself had nothing about the accident messing with his body (apart from being weak). It was some R07 interview that he went on about how he had envisioned that the fall should be seen as some kind of genital damage.

>> No.12560841,1 [INTERNAL] 

http://p.twpl.jp/show/orig/bPerG

>dat beato cosplay
>she is actually a dude

>> No.12560841,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12560841,1
but beato is am an

>> No.12560841,3 [INTERNAL] 

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100801005605AAXZLJM

>> No.12560841,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12560841,3
kill all crazy tranny faggots

>> No.12561471

>>12560841
There's a single line in the VN near the end of episode 7 during the rapid fire flashbacks where Yasu lashes out at the servants about his "injury" making him unable to love, or something along those lines. It was specifically called an injury.

Basically being a eunuch from infancy would really fuck up a male's development on top of the emotional gender identity issues. But if Lion didn't go through that, why does he have a complex about his gender? I don't get it.

>> No.12561938

Any Sakutaro-Ishida crossover?

>> No.12562062
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Can we have teaparty with the rest of our neighbor?

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>>12559645
Just imagine Battler trying it.

>> No.12563455

I'm so sorry, but Battler is gay as fuck.

>> No.12563474

which neko has the best umis?

is it eva?

>> No.12563521

>>12559645
Not after years of dominance

>> No.12565064

>>12561471
Maybe he's naturally a faggot.

But actually, it is because Lion never existed. Lion is just a stand in that Bern made up, and must not be confused with how Yasu's life would have turned out.

>> No.12565084

>>12563474
Erika

>> No.12565241

>>12548726
there's a fuckton on jpopsuki.

>> No.12566689

Red Eclipse today. My cousins in Australia report that its already appear there.

>> No.12567632
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28mm Umineko

>> No.12567674

>>12567632
Wow, that's pretty good (for tabletop miniatures).

Is there anything you plan to use them for, like an RPG or something?

>> No.12567773

>>12567674
no particular game, did them just for fun.
There's also an Rudolf, but i don't have a pic right now.
Unfortunately, there were no more minis that looked like Umineko charcters (or that could be converted to do so, at least not for me..)

>> No.12567788

>>12567674
also, thanks, but you should see minis that REALLY good painters did..

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>> No.12572237

>>12570801
I want to shoot Amakusa.

>> No.12572528

>>12572237
I want to see him meeting Satoko again.

"calm the fuck down myself, you're as composed as Golgo"

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Spice up things.

>> No.12573651

>>12572237
Obviously Rudolf wants the same.

>> No.12573767

I'm watching natgeo last week. Entertain your brain. If two of our sensory conflicted with each other, brain will chose to 'falsify' the least important so that it match the one it thinks more important. Example given is a voice record of 'bill' over and over again with picture of bills. Then the image change into pail. Our brain detecting the conflict would change the 'bill' sound into 'pail'. Now, in relation with 'truth' in Umineko, can't Ange just accept it?

>> No.12575081

Does anyone have an idea which doujinshi they are showing in this music video?
The expressions on 7:57 are just priceless.

>> No.12575465

>>12575081
forgot link.. mea culpa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D35RO8NsY6g

>> No.12576288

There are shitton of theories in archive. Who knows if 4chan someday reach the amount of the world he creates.

>Kinzo's hometown is some place in Taiwan, it has a train station called Freshwater, follow it down to reach Qilian. "QILIAN" is the six chosen by the key.
The jump you must make then is from QILIAN to QUADRILLION, which appears on the Ushiromiya Chapel. (I forget what it is, it was said in EP2 though, something about QUADRILLION TO ONE in english)

>Remove QILIAN from QUADRILLION (offer up the six chosen by the key) (as in literally, the letters on the chapel)
Rearrange the remains to LORDU ("praise my honorable name"), kill them each in turn (gouge the blah and kill) (they are each fitted with a key to turn)
Once the U key is turned, the lion statues on the island each turn and point the way to the gold, which is located at a hidden door behind the chapel (which in turn is the very start of their name: "Ushiromiya" can literally be read as "behind the chapel")

>> No.12578333

What is your favourite scene in whole visual novel?

My is probably suddent turn with Kanon running to save Battler from Logic Error. I just loved this scene especially with this glorious track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNFS_JybaNs
And how he recalled his life in mansion as he runned across all rooms.

And when I like Erika, it was still entertaining to observe, how she had no idea what is happening and how Kanon is running outside.

>> No.12579028

>>12578333
There are a lot of scenes that stand out in my mind. Thinking back, a lot of them are scenes with a song that only plays then. I guess my memories of Umineko are defined by the music.

Erika finally accusing Natsuhi as the culprit in EP5, when Discolor players.

Ange showing "true magic" to Kasumi's goons as their heads explored, in EP4, to Dive to Emergency.

>> No.12579295

>>12578333
Most scenes didn't stick with me. But Klaus boxing part is something I seem to never forget. I'm sure there was some good music too.

>> No.12579313

>>12578333
I've only read up to 5 but my favorite so far was Virgilia v Beato in episode 3.

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>>12578333
>I wouldn't put it past Kinzo

>> No.12579989

>>12578333
Battler going to the Golden Land in EP2 and Rosa's feast in meta after that. I was horrified and legitimately scared to continue, but didn't want to stop.

Also, the first part of the Bern Lambda fight. It took forever to get through that scene because I kept fantasizing about what that awesome battle would look like.

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What is this, /jp/?

>> No.12585087

>>12584902
Dunno moon, but on the left side it's clearly saying Higurashi&Higurashi(Kai?), so maybe some more filler shit.

>> No.12586045

>>12584902
It's something that was copyrighted in 2009.

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>>12584902

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I see two funny things in this pic

>>12585087
>>12586045
I was thinking about the bra. Considering 7th Expansion keep drawing those zettai ryu-something on every demon.

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>> No.12586564

>>12586064
good luck, ebola-chan!

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>>12586526
zettai ryoiki or what do you mean?

>> No.12587008

>>12548726
Finding his music ain't hard. Finding information about this nigga and pictures of him is however.

>> No.12587051
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Balls deep inside Maria's tight pussy!

>> No.12587895

>>12578333
Though a lot of people disliked episode 8, all of the battle scenes were glorious. Especially bern vs lamby and golden land vs erika.

>> No.12588195

>>12559252
Because dicks are better

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>>12578333
Battler and Yasu on a boat
Yasu backstory
Ashes to ashes
Bern meet Ryukishi
Erika knocking towers down

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>>12586992
Yes, that.

>>12588195
Dick haven't been confirmed. Not gay.

>> No.12588693

>>12588517
Don't deny the D

>> No.12589529

What song is playing during this scene and on what cd of the OST is it?
http://youtu.be/uu4_SDQPTfg?t=1m
http://youtu.be/uu4_SDQPTfg?t=3m40s

>> No.12590521

>>12587051
Maria is a child. Please do not sexualize her.

>> No.12590765

>>12590521
Can't. Those feet are too lewd.

>> No.12596748

>>12590521
But that's her best feature.

>> No.12597574

I just finished this.
Can somebody explain to me what in the actual fuck just happened?

>> No.12597836
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>>12597574
magic

>> No.12597854

>>12597574
Furniture did it.

>> No.12597860

kusosure

>> No.12597903

>>12597574
Ange blew up the orphanage.

>> No.12597955

>>12597574
battler is gay

>> No.12598682

Regarding Lambda's pirikapirikaman, there is this stuff called Favipiravir. Only if Bern allowed it.
>inb4 Himalaya' cold will stop her

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>>12597903
No. small bombsdid it.

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>> No.12599975

>>12597574
If you need to ask this after completing whole VN, then I have bad news for you, because this segment with stupid Goats was about you.

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I want to eat Lambda out she probably tastes like cotton candy down there.

>> No.12600467

>>12599657
B A T T L E R D I D IT

>> No.12600501

>>12597574
The Illuminati, nWo, and stonecutters did everything.

>> No.12602267

>>12600435
I can assure it with 100% certainty.

>> No.12602666

>>12602267

NOT GOOD ENOUGH
SAY IT IN RED

>> No.12603339

>>/vg/

>> No.12603414

Where can I find hi-res PS3 sprites?

>> No.12603604

>>12600435
Dog, that's hot

>> No.12603818

How old are Lambda and Bern meant to look? I thought they were both meant to look about 16 but it's hard to tell since their sprites are really small.

>> No.12604055

Is there an english translation patch for Ougon Musou Kyoku Cross? The patch I found said it was only compatible with the original game.
I just want to play in English with all the characters (including Lamda, Bern and Williard), is this possible?

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>>12604055
Not yet. The same guy said he'd translate the expansion eventually.

>> No.12604951

Which Beatrice is best Beatrice?

>> No.12605002

>>12589529

>http://youtu.be/uu4_SDQPTfg?t=1m
sy.ogg

>http://youtu.be/uu4_SDQPTfg?t=3m40s
where-02.ogg

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>>12604951

ROSA-Beatrice.

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This is the scene from VN.

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This is the manga adaptation

>> No.12606224

>>12603818
They will always be lolies to me. Sexy loli lesbian witches. They are barely taller than Maria! If they don't like it, they should have kept referring to each other as children, and Ryu shouldn't have such a horrible track record at that.

>> No.12607161

>>12606224
But they both have boobs (Bernkastel in particular). They look somewhere between 13 and 16 to me.

>> No.12607202

Most of the characters in Umineko are Asians excluding the first Beatrice and her descendants, right? And the mysteries have to follow Knox's Decalogue. But Knox's 5th states that 'No Chinaman must figure in the story'. At the time that was written, 'Chinaman' could mean any oriental person. What does this mean?

>> No.12607336

>>12607202
That's not what that rule means.

"Chinaman" refers to any ethnic/racist cliche. Like a watermelon-eating nigger in a white people story.

>> No.12608921

>>12607161
Oppai loli.

>> No.12609153

>>12607202
Well, some of the Knox decalogues are already blatantly changed. Particularly, the one about supernatural stuff.

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>>12607336
>"Chinaman" refers to any ethnic/racist cliche.

Exactly, if the original Italian-Nazi Beatrice had been the culprit it would have violated Knox's 5th. I would even go so far as to argue that applies to Gohda too, because he is the biggest "outsider" and we knew very little about him originally.

Ironically Gohda is probably one of the most innocent pieces on the board throughout the games. I don't think he was an intentionally accomplice even once.

On this topic, does anyone have a theory on what exactly Gohda witnessed in "Turn" when possessed Kanon showed up? He seemed pretty authentically shaken up and confused and confirmed most of what we saw in the illusion.

>> No.12609306

>>12604318

https://iwakuraproductions.wordpress.com/2013/11/22/golden-reverie-movelist-upload/

It looked like they were almost done a year ago. What happened?

>> No.12610038

>>12609262
I don't know, but it was confirmed, that Genji killed Kumasawa and Nanjo in EP2.
I wondered, if he saw this, or Genji done this before and/or what they told/show Gohda.

>> No.12613501

>>12609262
Gohda didn't see shit, except maybe Yasu throwing paint around. It was a trick of the narrative. Kumasawa and Nanjo were sent outside and told to get lost, and were killed later. What was shown to the reader was not what was relayed to Battler. Gohda just blathers on about how "it was strange, seeing the Kanon that I knew for so long not being who he appeared to be" and how it was not describably. He just agrees with everything that Shannon and Genji says and looks at Shannon when Battler asks a question he doesn't know the answer too.

>Ironically Gohda is probably one of the most innocent pieces on the board throughout the games. I don't think he was an intentionally accomplice even once.
He and Rosa are the accomplices in EP2.

>>12610038
No. Genji is not a murderer. (EP4 red, not board specific: Genji, Kumasawa, and Nanjo are not killers.) Where did you see that confirmed?

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>>12613501
Genji IS murderer. At least in EP2, probably helped in other too.
Pic rel is the proof.

>> No.12617380

>>12552960
such shit taste

>> No.12617412

>>12552960
The best!

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>>12552960
That's a weird way to spell best, Anon

>> No.12624813

>>12552960

You are a faggot.
Just from your post, this level of reasoning is possible for Furudo Erika. What do you think, Everyone?

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>>12624813
No no, he actually makes a good point. Erika is not only worst seacat, but possibly even worst girl in anything.

Though she did piss me off to no end, so i guess she did her job exceedingly well.

>> No.12633868

not so fast

>> No.12633969

>>12578333
My favorite scene is probably Rosa the best mom (end of EP2), but man there were a lot of fun scenes through all the episodes. The latter half of episode 8 was just tons of fun, and all of the humans getting a chance to shine in the fight for the golden land was great. I guess another scene I'll never forget from episode 8 was walking through the door to be greeted by Kinzo with 'HAPPY HALLOWEEN!' I actually stopped for a minute and thought 'Is this real life?'

>> No.12634714

>>12625059
Erika is a good girl. You just don't like her because you were arguing for the non-magical side, then R07 threw her in there and made you look like a monster and a bitch.

>> No.12634735

>>12634714
I wish I was Erika

>> No.12634749

>>12634714
Will was not on a magical side either, but he was not retarded like Erika who went for the first suitable suspect and didnt noticed the obvious shannon=kanon thing.

In real, she was a shit detective.

>> No.12637037

>>12634749
She was ordered by Bern to keep the game going forever, not solve it.

>> No.12639357

I did umineko again this week. Still wondering.

Is yasu fucking alive or not ? He drowned, indeed, but Battler was with him too and he somewhat survived.

I know there is a cat box reference at that moment, meaning he may, or may not be alive, but did R07 said anything about that ?

Can't fucking sleep because of that.

>> No.12639451

>>12639357
I had the same feeling as you, anon.

The way I saw it was
They both drowned. Battler shows up with memory loss, therefore not actually being Battler. The very last scene is pretty unclear, though.

>> No.12640555
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>>12586526
Bern is a cat. Erika sat on her lap. What's the other one?

>> No.12640664

>>12640555
I'd go with ''you don't see Lambda's other leg''.
Nice catch on the Erika sitting on the lap of a cat.

>> No.12641189

>>12639357
In short I'd say trick = Yasu died, and magic = choose your own ending. Because if there is magic, there is no reason to think Yasu died. And it is pretty obvious that in trick the whole idea is that everyone dies.

>> No.12641845

>>12639357
Beatrice was never there.
Battler never solved anything. That person is meta Battler which explains why he showed love to Beatrice, He wanted to offer something that didn't happen in the real world in his story. Namely, bringing Beatrice outside the island. But being the fickle witch, it's simply impossible.

It's all meta which you can understand by simply focusing on Battler's action and they become obvious.

For Battler to escape, he needs to talk to Beatrice at the end of the match. After he is unable to confess, Beatrice just fucks off and tells Battler the underground submarine location and that he has a limited time to escape.

Battler knows nothing about Beatrice, so there's no way he would even think about bringing her with him or be all lovey dobbey like he is in that fantasy. That only happens because it's piece Battler/Tohya writing what happened but by including Beatrice leaving but with a metaphor.

It's simply, Battler has motion sickness, it's funny that this joke actually has a purpose in the plot.
Battler goes on a motor boat, (beatrice tells him to do this but he likely does it himself) he closes one eye, then two eyes, then opens them and then falls.
Beatrice is said to fall off and to drag him but it's likely Battler trying to grab the gold lingot and fucking up.

I prefer to think that the island simply exploded at that exact moment and gave shockwaves at the moment he was trying to get the gold lingot that jumped off and he was knocked out.
It's stupid to assume someone disregarding basic survival principles and purposefully drowning if Beatrice really was there.

Also, you have to remember that this happened at midnight, not in the morning. And that the rain was still ongoing.
Even in Ep 4 when Battler was able to roam around before Beatrice blew up the island, Battler was still in the rain.
The whole ''it randomly turned beautiful and the boat turned into a rowing love boat'' is completely silly.

>> No.12641850

>>12639357
>>12641845

Battler, at the end, survived but also died.
Lack of oxygen actually destroys a terrible amount of memory and brain.
It's honestly a miracle Battler would survive the depths of the sea, in the middle of a storm and land on shore.

And concerning whether or not Battler died, Ep 4 is a good indicator of what happened.
Battler was thinking while drowning and, in my eyes, solved what happened on Prime, which is when he's trying to grab Beatrice, but drowns, realizing he solved it but is dying with the answers too late.
Had he solved it on the island, something might have changed, but here he is, dying at the bottom of the ocean.

>> No.12642442

After finishing it, try read https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/4453 for more truth.

>>12605501
>dotei

>> No.12642500
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Lambda is the best girl.

>> No.12643405

What is the best track in Umineko and why is it R.I.P. ?

>> No.12643988

>>12643405
It obviously is happiness of a marionette.

>> No.12644452

>>12642500
Even I could tell that Lambda was playing dumb on my first reading, and I'm such a dumb goat that I couldn't even figure out Bern's puzzle in EP8 without waiting for Battler to say it (I had Rudolf and Kyrie the first time, but didn't suspect Battler). Is Beato really that oblivious to the situation? Why is she so DQN?

Also, she struggled to keep her mouth shut as Bern was trying to get her to make fun of Lambda, knew it was a bad idea to disrespect her, then didn't stop even when Bern left. No wonder Yasu was always in trouble, she's clearly as fucking autistic as Maria.

>> No.12645264

>>12644452
Lambda always plays dumb.
She even says she doesn't really show her true side in ep 4 when she makes a deal with Ange.

>> No.12646086

im playing this for the first time, is there a way to fix the bgm volume that keeps resetting?

>> No.12646100
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>>12547862
GRArkada reviewed Umineko recently. Now everyone knows how shit it is. It's actually a very-well written review and people loved it.

>> No.12646166

>>12646100
Who?

>> No.12646171

I really want to make Eva wear panty hose and then hate-fuck her from behind.

Is there something wrong with me?

>> No.12646336

>>12646171
Nothing, it's perfectly natural.

>>12646100
Who?

>> No.12646492

>>12547862
Erika did nothing wrong.

>> No.12646541

>>12646100
Who?

>> No.12646695

>>12646100
Who?

>> No.12646960

>>12646100
Literally who?

>> No.12647041

>>12646960
>>12646695
>>12646541
>>12646336
>>12646166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q0pz3M3k-Q

GET REKT

>> No.12647116

>>12647041
>anime
Everyone agree, that anime was a turd

>> No.12647117

>>12646100
he reviewed the anime, and the anime is shit. What is your point ?

>> No.12647121

>>12647116
>>12647117
My point is that it's shit. Glad you all agree that Umineko is shit.

>> No.12647326

>>12647121
Do you really think we are discussing the naime here? Please stop embarassing yourself and get out quietly.

>> No.12647336
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>>12647121
Who let this fag into /jp/?

>> No.12647417

>>12647121
You're on the wrong board. Go back to /a/, that's where you belong.

>> No.12647444

>>12647417
The same guy is shitting up the Umineko thread in /a/, with the exact same post and the exact same reactions.

>> No.12647767

I think Zepar is the girl, and furfur is the boy.

I am sexually attracted by Zepar and not Furfur

>> No.12647771 [DELETED] 

How do I unsubscribe from this blog

>> No.12647872

>>12647767
Zepar voice in ps3 version was godlike.
I usually skip voices, because I read faster, but I listened to every line that s/he said.

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Needs more Siesta!

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What a lovely slow thread on /jp/ would be a shame if anything happened to it.

For anyone who cares and understands, competing in getting the last post there is more than just luck by the way

>> No.12649337

>>12649336
pls don't abuse the surprise box

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>>12647767
I agree. I would be completely shocked if R07 said it was the opposite.

>>12647872
Fun Fact: Although Zepar's PS3 voice is fairly masculine and most people see this as proof it's a "he" the VA is actually a female. Mitsuki Saiga

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>>12646100
Are we suppose to know and/or care who that is?

>> No.12650417
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>>12547862
Seeing as how long it takes these threads to disapear on /jp/ we would all be better off if we spaced them out instead of making a new one every time the old one dies. Just a thought.

>> No.12650427

>>12650417
Why? It's not like they hold valuable space for better threads anyway.

>> No.12650435

>>12650417
Nah, you should complain about the dozens of fucking stupid 2hu threads, not this one.

>> No.12650994

>>12650417
No, that's a stupid idea. Do you think that that would result in faster discussion? Furthermore, you think that would be a good thing? Fuck off. I'll make the thread if no one else does after one dies.

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12651000

Do I need to play Higurashi before playing Umineko?

>> No.12651036

>>12651000
Short answer: No.

Long answer: Yes. While the stories aren't directly connected, Higurashi will get you used to R07's shenanigans a lot faster than Umineko will let you, and the characters are much more relatable. Also, if you really aren't an idiot, umineko has the potential to spoil Higurashi for you.

>> No.12651654
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Is this where R07 got the idea for Ange's design?

溢れちゃう... BE IN LOVE
Came out in 2001

>> No.12652436

I don't get how Jessica dies in Episode VII

>> No.12652507

>>12651036
>and the characters are much more relatable
Bullshit.

>> No.12652521 [DELETED] 

>>12652507

Ah yes. An autistic, retarded child, a bunch greedy bitches and bastards, the world's worst mother, and a schizophrenic, gender confused, psychopath butthurt about a broken childhood promise are all so relatable.

>> No.12652544

>>12651000

If you're committed to reading the whole WTC franchise, start with Higurashi.

If you're not sure about it and need to be convinced of it's awesomeness, start with Umineko and go back to Higurashi later.

For normal people without otaku-ish interests, I recommend reading Umineko first because it's more mature, polished, an overall better work, and has less fanservice that would turn them off.

Higurashi doesn't hit it's stride until at least the 3rd episode, IMHO. If you're not an established fan of VNs, you might struggle through the start.

Unfortunately, Umineko does spoil some parts of Higurashi in a round-about way. But I read all of Higurashi while knowing the "big solution," and still enjoyed it tons. So it's not like those spoilers will 100% ruin your enjoyment, though they will remove some of it.

>> No.12652973

>>12652436
You mean when Kyrie bludgeons her over the head with the gun?

>> No.12654906

I carved the one winged eagle into a pumpkin.

>> No.12654960
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Siesta 410 is my waifu.

>> No.12657257

>>12654906
Did you take pics?

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I want to kiss Rosa on the mouth.

>> No.12659358

>>12659342
But she sucked cocks with that mouth.

>> No.12659605

Umineko was fun. How was Higanbana and Rose Gun Days?

>> No.12661319

>>12659605
Haven't played RGD, but Higanbana was okay. Don't expect anything as good as Higurashi or Umineko. It was worth a read, but I doubt I'll go over it a second time.

>> No.12661456 [SPOILER] 
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A silly idea and too much time:

Time paradox, i knew.

>> No.12661471

>>12661456
Is that Lion?

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>>12661471
Lions hair is much longer and in a different style, so that's Jessica.

>> No.12661806

>>12661591
But has a vibe of androgyny that kinda leans to masculinity in an undefined way, just like Lion. Jessica is firmly more girly than that.

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>>12659605
>>12661319

I've actually already played Higanbana first and second night twice over now...

I'd heartily recommend them both.

Higanbana has a much smaller scope than Umineko, but it's still good. It's more like "07th Expansion does The Twilight Zone." I wish he'd make a 3rd or 4th Higanbana game, because the setting and how youkai relate to the human world (spelled out in the last chapter of 2nd night) is quite interesting.

The first half of RGD Season 1 is slow, but halfway through that it ratchets up, and stays awesome through the rest of the series.

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>> No.12663762

>>12661471
how should Kanon draw Lion? They don't even exist in the same fragment.

>> No.12665729

>>12663762
Well, neither of them exist at all, really.

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>> No.12668539 [DELETED] 

Fucking one week ban. What's happen lately?

>> No.12669150
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No Higurashi thread out there, might as well post it here. I'm at the end of beginning of ep 8 of Umineko but I decide to take a break. So, I start watching Higurashi. A decade is not that late.

>> No.12672837

>>12669150
Better late than never i guess. Also, read the VN, it's much better.

>> No.12672841

>>12669150
Read the VN, faget

>> No.12672927

>>12669150
Why would you take a break near the end of the last game? At that point, it would be easier just to marathon through it.

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>>12669150
Expect misleads.

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>>12597836

>> No.12674208

>>12578333

Probably when the scene with Battler tells little Ange that he'll tell her a story that is neither happy nor sad in front of the book of truth while The Song Without A Name is playing. I felt empty

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anyone played the new higurashi game yet?
are there any extra information or is it just a compilation?
what about that new character?

>> No.12678879

What does Lambda's pussy taste like?

>> No.12679191

>>12673498
I can't even look at these screens from anime, this placed looked totally different in my head.
I guess that is how people who read LotR before movies felt like, when they saw them.

>> No.12679793

>>12679191
to be fair, whoever makes a movie will have this problem, as everyone who reads a book (or a VN) will make his own pictures of the scenery in his head.

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Fuck this. I had to checked my curtain twice.

>> No.12685280

>>12678879
Candy

>> No.12686086

Does anyone made a compilation of these shots from 1-4 episodes, that Battler see when he is reaching the truth at the end of 5th episode?

There is for sure Kanon in boiler room and a lot of others. I wonder what text is there, but they switch so fast, that I cant read it.

>> No.12687476
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There's a dude in one of my classes who roleplays as Battler in the little online discussion assignments. His avatar is a sprite of Battler and his posts all include something like "here's where I flip it over to the other side" after the first paragraph. His last post even had "it's all usesless" at the end (he really didn't know what the fuck he was talking about).

I'm torn between autistically hinting that I know what he's up to and just leaving it alone.

>community college

>> No.12687782

>>12687476
Hiding powerlevel is mostly the best choice.

>> No.12687800

>>12687782
...is what cowards say.

Own your interests, I say. You don't need to be obnoxious about it (as the described dude probably is), but you don't have to hide it.

>> No.12687809

>>12687476
make one reference and disappear.

make him suffer.

>> No.12688097

>>12687476
Tell him about how his waifu used to have a penis.

The closest I ever got to meeting someone else who liked WTC was in a university Japanese (that I failed, which dropped my GPA so low that I was suspended; thanks Japan!). Apparently the anime club had screened Higurashi, but none understood it. There was a black girl who kept telling them 'the blue haired girl is very important and was the one making them come back to life'. It was annoying.

>> No.12689392

>>12688097
>>12687476
>plebs like these people really exist
good thing they keep themselves to /a/, right guys?

>> No.12689567

>>12689392
Are you insinuating that I'm from /a/, even as you use the word ´pleb`? I'm ten times the otaku you are! We'll settle this with an Umineko trivia contest. I'll go first and challenge you to tell me what Kinzo's wife's name was.

>> No.12689586

>>12689567
Um, can I play too?

>> No.12689951

>>12689586
Sure thing, but you won't be eligible for the 10 tonnes of bitcoin reward.

>> No.12689956

>>12689951
Ok, the response is it was never stated.

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Could R7 plan that far ahead?

>> No.12691872

>>12687800
"Hi. I read ntr last night"
"What the hell is that"
I'd rather being subtle. Besides, no one truly knows who we are in workplaces.

>> No.12692513

>>12687476
Write in red that he is incompetent

>> No.12695423

>>12691872
Why not living a double live? That way you could be awesome while in back, you could be the real you. Also that's make us feel rewarding because we are the only one who know about each other but hey, at least we know more.

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>>12634714
She might as well be the victim.

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So what did this mean?

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>>12678879

>> No.12699272

>>12698541
That looks like a bowl of colored fungal spores. Lambda needs to form better hygiene habits.

>> No.12699985

Guise. I found Go-gee.
http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Gogumajiosu

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>yfw realized that in Higurashi season 1 opening there is no Keichi

Also, how that monster girl thread got over 3k posts?

>> No.12703710

>>12703673
>tumblr

>> No.12707310

>>12703710
hurr

>> No.12708286

So what's the news on WTC5-IN-SPACE?
Getting released winter comiket? Anyone gonna translate it? Is it even officially When They Cry, or just a new project?

>> No.12708406

>>12687476
Call him gay.

>> No.12708417

>>12599975
/jp/: the edge

>> No.12708419

>>12679191
Dude, LotR ain't got nutting on the problems with this adaption

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12708428

I know you faggots are going to hate me for this, but I enjoy /a/ umineko-threads more. There's always fighting and drama and people debating. Here we have these waifu-pictures and people just chatting. I feel so empty

>> No.12708457

>>12708428
>Here we have these waifu-pictures
That's all /jp/ is these days.

>> No.12708515

>>12708457
>It's all /jp/ ever was
fixed that for you

>> No.12708661

So what do you fags think about recent manga and stating the true culprit in red?

>> No.12709022

>>12687476
I probably couldn't leave it and try to come up with some fun comment. It goes against the code of ethics of pretentious non-weeaboo-masterrace

>> No.12709096

>>12708286
We don't know exactly. Most importantly, 07th expansion announced they are moving to a one release per year cycle. That lends credibility to the rumor that The Adventures of Oppai Lolis in Space is going to be more in the line with Higanbana but with a sci-fi theme, because a full eight years for another WTC is kinda absurd.

But the sources of these rumors, if I recall correctly, were R07's tweets when that last Higurashi game was released.

>> No.12709138

>>12709096
But has anyone confirmed it'll be 8 episodes? It could be something like Rose Guns Days, with 4 season or less.

Also 8 years of space-opera actually sounds like goddamn amazing ride. Think about the hype on the last years. Also Ryu would have time to actually write a coherent, edited script

>> No.12709255

>>12709138
No, and the consensus is against it being a full WTC release, if it is WTC at all. That's why I compared it to Higanbana.

But these are just rumors.

>> No.12710281

I wonder how much text have Umineko, compared to popular novels like LotR etc.

>> No.12710446

I'm pretty sure this isn't the tenth umineko-thread we're having, so whose autist idea was it to make a general?

>> No.12711164

>>12710281
I'm pretty sure someone did the math once and said it was around twice as long as the Harry Potter series of books.

>> No.12711198

>>12710281
Did some quick research and apparently:

Episode 1: 143,755 words
Episode 2: 131,824 words
Episode 3: 151,423 words
Episode 4: 180,718 words
Episode 5: 140,740 words
Episode 6: 139,339 words
Don't have anything on EP7 and 8.

Lord of the Rings:
The Fellowship of the Ring: 187k
The Two Towers: 155k
The Return of the King: 131k
Total: 473k

So Umineko is actually longer than LotR. Jesus Christ.

>> No.12711206

>>12711198
Well I'm honestly not that surprised, I mean it was like 40 hours of Ange in girl's academy

>> No.12711291

>>12711206
I guess. But adding up those words and adding EP7 and 8 at an estimate of 140.000 words gives Umineko a total of roughly 1.150.000 words.
Almost three times as long as LotR. I own a copy of LotR and it's massive.
If you put all of Umineko into a book you could use it as a fucking nightstand.

>> No.12711338

>>12711291
>1.150.000 words.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest_novels.. That would put it among the top 5 novels ever written, shame litfags never heard of it. But yea I could easily feel it, war and peace took me a lot less time to finish.

>> No.12711394

>>12711198
Umineko is longer than war and peace

>> No.12711400

>>12711338
Jesus Christ. If you put Umineko together in one book, it's the second-longest book in history.
That's fucking amazing.

I suddenly feel really intelligent.

>> No.12711409

>>12711400
It's no wonder there are so very few people to discuss it with, normies can't read for more than 2 minutes straight. That also explains why that abomination of an anime was more popular and it's contradictions and logic errors unchallenged by it's viewership.

>> No.12711425

>>12711409
I wish you'd learn your contractions

>> No.12711443

>>12711425
You lost me

>> No.12711459

>>12711409
The length of it shouldn't have anything to do with it though. Shitloads of people have read LotR, Harry Potter, War and Peace and all kinds of long stories.
Umineko just isn't very accessible for most people.
I know someone who's really into murder mysteries, which Umineko seemed to be at its core. But the logic battles, magic witches throwing lightning everywhere and meta-world would completely throw them off balance.
Umineko is like some weird mixture of classic murder mystery detectives and battle shounen manga. Which makes it very difficult to achieve mainstream popularity, because, for want of better words, it's just so fucking crazy.

>>12711425
Hey man, he's obviously not a native speaker, don't go on about it. If you understand what he means, it's fine.

>> No.12711485

>>12711409
>>12711338

>tfw nobody knows about Umineko and nobody to discuss it with but anons

:(

>> No.12711503

>>12711485
On one hand, it's lonely, on the other, the goat population would soar.

>> No.12711543

>>12711503
>Goat
You need to stop doing this. This shit is beyond retarded.

I have introduced Umineko to quite many friends actually, but only one finished reading it and others are moving slow as fuck. It's fun to discuss in person. Hardest part is to keep your poker-face when someone hits close with their speculation. Or when people don't hit anywhere at all.
>mfw this guy was sure the killer of Umineko is a zombie infection

>> No.12712442

>>12711338
Yet the light novel version of umineko is published in 16 separate volumes.
Similarly you could take one of those really long fantasy book series, consider it as one novel and it would probably top that list.
So a list of longest novels overall isn't meaning full at all.

>> No.12713132

>>12712442
This is true. Asimov's foundation series is 1.5 million. Since a novel is 50k words, Agatha Christie's 45 Poirot novels alone are at least 2.5 million words long, and the 175 Nancy Drew books would be at least 8.75 million words.

On the other hand, the 80~ his spent reading Umineko's 1.2M over eight volumes went by a lot faster than the days reading, say, Stephen King 1.3M word.Dark Tower series spread over eight books.

>> No.12713241

Can I post yet?

>> No.12713253
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12713253

Something in my bowel chocked while watching this. Imagine Bern looking at this. remember what happened to Ange after she take a nap in ep8?

>>12713241
Sometimes, I don't understand how ban works.

>> No.12714681

>>12711394

More than twice as long, actually. I remember first calculating that for a Reddit post.

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12715787

The house from Men in Black I anyone?

>> No.12716899

Currently re-reading episode 6; it still makes no sense to me how Erika was allowed to kill everyone without Battler knowing.

Or even if that was allowed, why he wasn't able to rethink his options retro-actively. Everything Erika did in Ep6 was retro-active, hardly fair that way.

>> No.12717096

>>12716899
Battler was stupid and let her retroactively take actions because his pride as a sorcerer compelled him to do so. He let her trap him into a situation where he couldn't do shit, partly due to charity, and partly due to idiocy.

>> No.12717137

>>12717096
He's always been dumb. He knows full well that Witches are clever as fuck and are likely much smarter than him, but he still gives them handicaps.

>> No.12719016

>>12716899
I think the worst part was when Erika was running around without detetcive status and decided to kill people just to mess with the game.

I'm pretty sure the game master is supposed to be aware of everything on the board, and not have room for "Oh, so the goblins killed the townsmen without me knowing? Good you told me, player 3!"

>> No.12719494

On HIgurashi episode 8. Fuck this, I'm gonna get nightmare for sure.

>> No.12719555

>>12719016
Yeah, that's what annoys me the most.

Of course, there's a theory flying around that it was all part of Battler's plan to force Beato to get her memories back, but we'll never know.

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12722167

Just went to check some archives. Did /jp/ ever played MMO together?

>> No.12722227

We need a new thread

>> No.12722523

>>12722227
>>12722222
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>> No.12722539

>>12722227
By the current pace, we still got 2 days (maximum 3) to even reach page 10.

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12722955

A re-telling of Umineko

>> No.12724280

>>12722227
Use the Maria thread.

>> No.12725077

Apple Bloom's the best girl.

>> No.12726162

>>12719555
>there's a theory flying around that it was all part of Battler's plan to force Beato to get her memories back

That's what I thought as well when I finished reading EP 6.

Or that's what I want to believe... But something deep inside of my heart is telling me that Battler is dumb enough to actually mess up the way he did with his own game where he is the gamemaster and territory lord.

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