/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Guys, does anyone of you have the pic of them faeries answering the phone?


Also, fairy thread

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Two fairy comics have been posted in sad panda recently.

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>>12542628
Excellent!

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>>12542628
Man, they look so soft and fuckable...

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>>12542640
All 3 volumes, actually.

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Luna...

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>>12542878
Holy HECK that's hot!

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>>12542878
Nice...

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>>12542974
noooooo................

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>>12542974

Dude...

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>>12542974

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Worst fairy right here. I wouldn't even fuck her, she would just give me that stupid fucking "huuur my mouth is a chestnut" look.

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>>12543086
U wot m8?
Insulting the best fairy like this... I'll fight you

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How big are Zun fairies? Do they vary in height, or are they all like half the size of a child like in the fighter?

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>>12543124
Just big enough for a dick to fit in.

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>>12543124
The trio, Dai and Cirno are the biggest size.

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>>12543162
Big sized to fit our big western penises.

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>>12543167
Don't sexualize the fairies please.
Go fuck a moonbitch instead if you really need to.

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>>12543172
There is no way a mooncutie would willingly fuck a lowly human like me.

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Fairy extermination

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>>12543197
Worst day of my life.

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>>12543194
I have one here, just for you Luna-chan~

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>>12543178
By moonbitch I meant one of THOSE moonbitches. Not chestnut mouth.

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>>12543239
I wish I could.

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>>12543264
?

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>>12543264
I know, my point still stands.
Having sex with Luna should be fairly easy anyway, even for me.

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>>12542974
after that a gensyoko bed intruder song.

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Someone post the image of Star with the condom in her mouth!

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>>12543309
They are professional pranksters. They'll trick you into pointing your dick at a starving Rumia long before getting it anywhere near a tight, tiny fairy kitty.

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>>12543817
This one?

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>>12542834
dont sexualize the fairies

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>>12543880
Yes, thank you.

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Fairies are too cute to sexualize.

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>>12543917
Forbidden Fruit. That's what makes them so arousing.

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>>12543943
Eh, nah.

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>>12543985
This looks cute, I want to read all of it.

[Anonymous No.]

When are the fairies going to get a turn in the M1 Grand Prix?

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There's nothing hotter than a tight virgin fairy being fucked by a guy with a horse cock.

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>>12543167
>cirno
>western penis

Enjoy your new cocksicle anon.

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>>12544046
True that

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>>12544046
Whenever I see such a thing in fiction I am reminded that girls abused like that in reality normally end up with severe bruises and internal bleeding. Some even die.

Please think of the fairy's well being before brutalizing her like that.

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>>12544525
They're youkai, they can take a beating.

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>>12544533
I dunno,anon. The crusading paladin of justice inside my head that it would still not be acceptable to harm what I perceive to be children, regardless of origin.

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>>12544525
Fairies are practically immortal.
So even if you accidentally split one lengthwise they'll just respawn.

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>>12544538
The crusading paladin of justice inside your head has no place here.

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>>12544550
Says you.

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Someone post the fairies being flabbergasted. I'm sure there was an image like that.

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>>12544550
These pictures are so much fun.

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God, Three Fairies is beautiful. It's like a whole new Sangetsusei volume.

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>>12544650
Only because Lilly isn't getting hurt. It is all about mortifying her, not harming her.

As expected of Sanaeaki.

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>>12544660
Yeah, exactly. No pain, just make sure she doesn't know that.

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>>12544653
Ain't that the truth?

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>>12544672
Oh dear. Star is in heat again!

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>>12544677
You mean this, eh?

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>>12544680
What a little slut.

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>>12542834

Are we going to have a problem here?

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>>12542974

Yukari needs to gap in Chris Handsen.

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>>12543197

Didn't specify who was exterminating what.

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>>12543197
Ah, this is so nice. There's so much good art of the fairy trio.

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>>12544533

If anything, YOU'RE youkai to them: You're the same height as an average youkai, look the same, are freakishly strong, and you use these weird techonogadgets that make no sense!

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>>12544699
But I die when I am killed.

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>>12544744

So? They don't know that.

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Should fairies be fed?

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>>12545023
Yes. They may be immortal but their biology still works to an extent. Can they feel hungry? Yes. Do they breathe? Yes. Do they have a heartbeat? Yes. Depending on how their respawn mechanics work they might even be able to "die" the same way as a mortal human only to return good as new some time later. TLDR; Fairies technically can starve to death but they'll be back.

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>>12544744
So do youkai. They just come back because you believe in them.

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>>12544538
Maybe we should start a church, or something.

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i want to hug Luna so badly

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>>12545556
So if you kill a Youkai at public it won't respaw because people will believe that it's dead?

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>>12545294
They are manifestations of nature. They don't eat, and they don't have reproductive organs. It is also never specified that the exact same fairy will return once killed.

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>>12545774
>They don't eat
But that's wrong, you fucking retard.

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>>12545774
Except they eat and feel hungry.

Also the fairy manga had some dead fairies with a "don't worry, they'll just be dead for a while" message

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>>12545792
I mean to say they don't NEED to eat. Like many youkai, they eat because they imitate or want to fit in with humans. Fairies don't get nourishment from food; the phenomena that spawns them is their source of power. This is also why they become weaker as they move farther away from their "element."

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Even when I don't want to, it still happens

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>>12545773
If the public didn't believe in it, it wouldn't be able to exist to begin with.

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>>12545807
But don't they still feel hungry? Like, they die of starvation but they'll respawn anyway? Kinda like Mokou abuses her mad regeneration but worse.

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>>12545842
Stop.
Whatever that anon says, it's just what he wants to believe. There aren't that much official informations about how fairies works, all we know is that they do eat and they like to do so.

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>>12545773
No, these things are powered by fears like "fear of cramped places" and "fear of dark" or belief in general trends like "any cop who tries to tackle a dangerous conflict a day before his retirement will die in it" or "the light is never green when you really have to hurry". You have to remove these from the public consciousness to get rid of them. Electricity kind of wrecked their game because it mostly removed the reason to fear the night, and yamabiko are facing an existence crisis because the reason behind echoes are now widely known.

If you killed one of the things, it'd probably come back good as new as long as people feared or believed in whatever it was representing. I like the American Gods approach to it:

>Even for my kind, pain still hurts. If you move and act in the material world, then the material world acts on you. Pain hurts, just as greed intoxicates and lust burns. We may not die easy and we sure as hell don't die well, but we can die. If we're still loved and remembered, something else a whole lot like us comes along and takes our place and the whole damn thing starts all over again. And if we're forgotten, we're done.

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>>12545994
I mean the Youkai that died in particular. I understand that new youkais will born because of the faith or fear that people put in them, but I'm pretty sure that youkais doesn't respawn like fairies. Eiki judges youkais too, that wouldn't be possible if they couldn't die, right?

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>>12546059
They can die, I know what you mean, it depends I think, if all the humans really believe the youkai is dead it probably won't respawn. But I think everyone already thinks there "even if you kill it, it will come back" or something. Also Akyuu listed actual useful tips on how to get rid of youkai, but humans probably lack in the actual willpower to stop believing in them totally.

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>>12545842
They may feel hunger, but they do not starve.

>>12545862
Fucking secondaries. You don't even need to know about "real" fairies if you just read the fucking wiki.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Fairy
Stop thinking about life and death in mortal terms. That's not how it works. The least you could do is post lewd art to make up for your ignorance.

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>>12546122
>Stop thinking about life and death in mortal terms.
What the fuck are you even talking about?

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>>12546059
Yeah they probably die for real (but it's still hard because they've got huge resistances to physical attacks) and if people still believe in that type of youkai, something that looks like them comes out after a while. Hence the American Gods comparison.

But you don't convince everyone that you killed the thing with your excellent rhetoric or whatever, you use objects that people believe will kill them dead. Then they go away/die because that's what their legend tells them to do, like how sardine heads and garlic repel vampires and you can kill them with the behead-stake-bury in crossroads combo.

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>>12546122
>Touhou wiki

Also there's literally nothing about hunger there.

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>>12546254
That's because he gave the wrong page.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Fairy
>妖精は、実は食事を取る必要がないが、人間が美味しそうに食事をするのを真似て、人間と同じ物を食べる。
>人間が食べる物なら何でも食べる。
>Fairies don't actually need to eat, but they see the way humans enjoy their meals and copy them, eating the same things.
>They eat anything which humans do.

Come on, you people. At least pretend to care.

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>>12545842

They need to eat if they attempt to overexert themselves; Attempting to march nonstop for a whole day, for instance. But just playing around and not actively moving around until they get tired, fairies can sustain themselves on sunlight and nature alone.

They'd collapse from exhaust before they ever actually starved.

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>>12545807
>>12547271

These descriptions together seem to best match up with what I'm thinking: Fairies would use food as an auxiliary source of energy in lieu of their active elements for duties such as a long trek away from their territory in order to spread their element's influence, for instance. This would explain why they could metabolize food in the first place, despite at a glance being seemingly sustained by natural power alone.

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>>12546826
This seems to tie it up fine. What's left to discuss?

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>>12547434

Hobgoblins are said to be distantly related to brownies, which are said to be distantly related to fairies. If western fairies exist (or, as the names of most fairy characters are western, would seem to imply fairies originate from the west), wouldn't that mean that there are male fairies out there somewhere?

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>>12544538
>>12545705

Oooo, I can write a story:

"Though an infrequent occurrence, occasionally humans from other regions of the Outside World other then Japan find themselves gapped into the border for one reason or another. Unable to communicate with the local populace and usually even less equipped to deal with their situation then other outsiders, it is almost certain that these humans are consumed before they can settle in the Human Village, who might not even accept them for being a foreigner.

Occasionally however, when lost in the woods, these humans manage to find the areas where the fairies roam, and are the subject of pranks. Where most humans would react with hostility, these outsiders instead act with curiosity, and will pursue the fairies until they reach their gathering point. Sometimes, these outsiders happen to share a language with the fey, and are able to converse with them; In these cases, they'll ask for shelter in return for working under the servitude of the fairies, offering their superior strength and intelligence in return for being able to rest in the lands of the fey at night when the youkai roam.

Whenever fairies accept these terms, the human ends up becoming a wandering warrior of sorts; A Hedge Knight, sworn to defend fairy maidens from those who would wish harm against them, among other more menial tasks, such as physical labor and prankster accomplices.

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>>12547746
Some folktales say that people that get drawn into a fairy's circle will party/dance with them until dawn. Something dangerous about it, but I can't remember.

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>>12547830
By some accounts, fairies have to throw someone down in a pit to hell once every few years, so they kidnap people and dump them in.

By other accounts, they invite children to dance in their rings and kidnap them to raise as their own, because their own children are ugly and deformed or they just plain can't have any.

By still other accounts they just kidnap people because they're dicks.

Also, never eat their food.

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>>12547848
>By some accounts, fairies have to throw someone down in a pit to hell once every few years, so they kidnap people and dump them in.
So whatever that religion's hell is, is full of normal, non evil people?

>By other accounts, they invite children to dance in their rings and kidnap them to raise as their own, because their own children are ugly and deformed or they just plain can't have any.
So what, the kids turn into fairies? Does that work on adults?


>By still other accounts they just kidnap people because they're dicks.
Only lewdness could come of that

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>>12547504
Probably not. Fairies are born from nature so they don't need males.

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>>12547984
>>12547504

Certain races of fairy such as leprechauns and far darrig are traditionally ONLY male, and assuming the nature analogy works on them, likely represent more exotic elements such as gold or probability, on top of things such as lacking wings. Otherwise, they seem to function on the same principles as their female kin; limited intelligence (the far darrig is described as having a single-digit IQ), a hankering to do pranks and cause mischief, and being small weedy humanoids.

Since fairies reproduce using nature though, them being male would mostly be just a personality modifier: they still wouldn't reproduce if you got them into a room (indeed, they likely wouldn't recognize the significance of their gender beyond their immediate physical and mental differences such as no wings
), though you might be able to get them to recognize each other as kin and form clanish relationships similar to how the three fairies of light and other groups of fae operate.

I have a theory as to why fairies are dumb to the point of innocence on top of being segregated by sex: Since they can't easily die, them being able to reproduce sexually would ultimately be counterproductive as their status of nature avatars as they would out-reproduce everything else on Earth, causing an ecological collapse. Hence, they're restricted to increasing their numbers to a set limit by spreading their element across the face of the world: That ensures that there will always be enough of their element to support the population, as well as means there will never be too many fairies of one element, as they tend to go out of commission as their element loses strength. It keeps nature balanced.

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>>12548066
Or you know, the generic idea of a fairy is being a rapresentation/avatar of Nature, and since Nature is seen as a female you know the drill. It's not to be excluded there could be male fairies anyway, we've seen a male kappa in SoPM for example.

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Post more Star Sexual

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>>12548173

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>>12545774
>>12545792
They explicitly say "we'd only be dead until sunrise" once. Perhaps from experience.

>>12545807
>Fairies don't get nourishment from food

They do digest it (e.g. they can get poisoned). Why wouldn't they get nourishment from it?

>>12547968
>Does that work on adults?

This is an important question, people.

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Is there any japanese equivalent to fairies?
Like small, magical and maybe invisible individuals that'd appreciate you putting a bowl of milk/honey somewhere to thank them for their work/protecting your house or something?

As far as I know, it's mostly a european thing (considering the americas were full of fake indian during those times), and we have a hugeass variety of fairies species, whose descriptions/traits evolved with time.

>>12547830
That's one of the many possible ways to die in quest for gory 1!

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>>12548432
>small, magical and maybe invisible individuals that'd appreciate you putting a bowl of milk/honey somewhere to thank them

They have kami for that, basically.

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>>12548495
I thought those were shrine-thingd and more "noble" stuff, not magical airhead that get drunk on honey and use their wind magic to make fart noises as a practical prank.

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Post more

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>>12548398
>Does that work on adults?

Probably not, like you need innocence and stuff.

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>>12550020
Actually it probably does, Tam Lin got pretty fairy-ish after he got captured by fairies.

Man, that ballad rocked. I might be misremembering things, but I think the plot goes like this: A tsundere fairy queen ("S-stupid mortal! It's not like I l-like you or a-anything! We just n-need to sacrifice one of y-your kind every seven years, t-that's all") kidnaps a young man called Tam Lin, who joins the fairy troop but will be thrown to the brimstone pit in his seventh year unless he can find a replacement sacrifice. His childhood sweetheart hears this, gets real pissed that some uppity fairy bitch is stealing her childhood friend, crashes the fairy banquet, beats the shit out of the queen in a contest of wits and princess carries Tam Lin out of the fairy realm.

That girl's balls are rivaled only by Gerda, who as you know reacts to the kidnapping of her childhood friend by raiding the snow queen's castle with an army of angels, killing off all her servants, burning out the troll mirror shard with her sheer hotbloodedness and storming out of the place with sword in one hand and boyfriend in other to ride towards the sunset on a reindeer.

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>>12550010
Cute Cirno, dude.

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Which fairy would you adopt as your daughter?

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>>12550245
Sunny Milk
So she can makes me invisible too, it will be a lot of fun.

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>>12550245
Luna Child, that way I can fuck her at home

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>>12550267
Do NOT fuck your daughter, dude!

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>>12550245
Can't. Incest.

>>12550267
See? Incest. Bad taste, but still incest.

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>>12550373
Luna Child, so good.

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>>12550270

>/jp/ arriving in Gensokyo would result in a swathe of inbred hicks with foul-tasting flesh in a single generation.

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Which one would you adopt?

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>>12550396
Who are you quoting?

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>>12550414
Hard choice

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>>12550267
Man.. if you had a fairy daughter you could fuck her little immature body for your whole life.

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>>12550456
And produce more immature bodies

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>>12550462
>>12550456
If their bodies have reached maximum growth and produce more bodies, they aren't immature.

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>>12550267
Good choice. I'd do the same.

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>>12544538
Just a side note, but Rumia would fucking eat you if you went into Gensokyo being held back by your common sense like that.

Why not just find out what they are and then treat them accordingly?

For example : Fairies = Exterminate

Simple!

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>>12544661
>>12544660
What.
Maybe you both should look at his gallery.

Don't hurt the fairies.


>>12542878
I want to kiss that back.

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>>12550975
He cuts her hair and makes her puke and tickles her. No harm done.

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Reminder

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Do you guys believe in fairies? I mean they could actually exist in real life, just really elusive.

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>>12551905
Fairies are the greatest.
Tell some neo-hippies they can commune with them if they give you some cash and serve them some LSD flavoured tea in a forest clearing, you'll be set for life.

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>>12551915
That's a really rotten thing to do, even if they are sub-human hippie scum.

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>>12552007
Squids

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>>12542878
Wait, this is from a doujin, right? Not the official manga, right?

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>>12552031
Duh.....

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>>12551904

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>>12552056
I dunno. Some official works are a bit lewd.

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>>12552031
>>12552103
It's official. Dem sexy fairies, man

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>>12552103
Indeed
Remember there's no pantsu in the Gensokyo time period so they're commando under there.

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>>12552129
buruma

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>>12552129

>Remember there's no pantsu in the Gensokyo time period so they're commando under there.
They might be wearing bloomers or fundoshi.

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>>12552129
Epic. Simply epic.

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>>12552272
I wish you would stop saying this retarded meme.

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>>12552279
Sorry. I'll remember to talk in a way you can understand

It's funny because I used spoiler tags but there's no spoiler behind them!

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>>12552293
>It's funny because I used spoiler tags but there's no spoiler behind them!
I'm going to be miffed if I mouse over that spoiler box and it actually has a spoiler.

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>>12552272
Why are /jp/sies such passionate shitposters?

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>>12552188
Only men wore fundoshi, and drawers are worn over panties.

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>>12552129
I don't think there were many western style mansions with maids around either.

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>>12552129
>>12552698
Don't they get outside good on a regular basis? Clothes and such seem perfectly viable.

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>>12552525
In Gensokyo, girls wears fundoshi, and boys wear bike shorts.

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>>12552888
Go back to bed, d@i.

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>>12553058
What the fuck are you talking about, nerd?

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>>12543078
diylol.com

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>>12553065
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=9179
http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/23/07/040030230700.html

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>>12553590
why.. why such boner

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>>12553740
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45701903

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>>12553740
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1913773
No homo

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>>12553590
What does that have to do with bike shorts and fundoshi

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>>12553590
>Touhous
>Being men

Heresy upon unending heresy.

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>>12552031
It might not be an official Touhou work, but god damn it, the fairies might as well belong to Hirasaka now. I'll consider everything he draws about them as fact.

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Huh. Makes sense if you think about it: Who else is going to cure all the ailments of the Human Village when they're stuck in the 18th century?

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>>12554798
Doctors?

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>>12554809

Last I heard, the closest thing to a doctor in Gensokyo is Rikako, and she hasn't been heard of for years.

Eirin probably knows a thing or two herself, but heck if she'd go out of her way to help dirty impure peasants.

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>>12554844
You need to read more written works.

Reimu herself has way to please disease gods while Eirin opens a clinic in the village and Reisen sells medicine.

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>>12554844
Read the written works. Eirin is well liked by everyone in the village because she's open to cure any disease local medicine can't cure, also she doesn't pressure the patients with the fees, she gently waits for the person to gather the money when they're able to.
Also Reisen goes often to the village to sell medicine. Actually humans asked the Eientei to don't send non human being to do the job, so Reisen even has to conver herself in order to access the village. Despire that Reisen likes helping them and even solved a rat incident with an invention of her own.

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Man, I wanna...

...uh...um...

...help me out here

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>>12555701
Go on..

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>>12550245
Cirno.

But I'm afraid my sexual attraction to her might cause me to do lewd things to her, if she consents of course.

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>>12551386
>Those helmets
Star= American M1 helmet
Sunny=German Stahlhelm
Luna=French Adrian helmet

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>>12554849
>please disease gods
Huh.

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>>12556136
Woah, I kinda guessed Sunny's but I thought it was a coincidence.

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>>12556136
are you a war-otaku

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>>12556234
/k/-oniisama came to visit. Rejoice, /jp/.

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>>12556252
I wanna /k/ to protect me!

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>>12556252
Nice, when i was 5 or 6 years old, i also was interested in guns and wanted to be a soldier. Too bad my mind grew up after time.

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Bondage play

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>>12543197
You can not exterminate a Fairy in Gensokyo, they respawn just like the undead from Dark Souls ... would be cool to have a Dark Souls+Touhou crossover game

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>>12556352
I give it another year until he starts doing porn

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>>12556045
Cirno is too stupid to legally consent.

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>>12556268
We're you enlightened by your own intelligence?

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>>12556716
*were*

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Which foot would you smell?

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>>12556729
Nah I think he/you meant:

We are you, enlightened by your own intelligence.

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>>12542628
They look so soft and kissable
I wish they'd pile on top of me

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>>12556716
Is that Billy Mays behind Santa?

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>>12556739

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>>12556730
You can't possibly expect me to choose only one.

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>>12556730
Star Sexual's left foot.

[Anonymous No.]

What age do you like fairies?

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>>12560063
Don't care, I love 'em all!

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>>12560063
I like 'em young!