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1253625 No.1253625 [Reply] [Original]

So, /jp/, would you rather be:

1) A great artist who makes Touhou doujins
2) A great musician who makes Touhou soundtracks
3) A handsome ladies' man
4) A loli

>> No.1253627

>>1253625
>4) A loli
Wait, there were other choices?

>> No.1253629

Can I be a ladies' loli?

>> No.1253632

>4) A loli

Anyone who does not answer 4 is clearly a faggot.

I wish to be the little girl.

>> No.1253645

>>1253625
>4) A loli

"I... succeeded," the small voice - my voice - manages to say.
"Yes, I succeeded." the man standing across from me confirms.

>> No.1253685

>>1253645
Oh lol, is that story becoming copy pasta now?

>> No.1253688

>>1253685
Well, it was appropriate to the thread...

>> No.1253689

>4) a loli

...like there wasn't even a choice...

>> No.1253701

>>1253688
He really should write that book
Although I'm still bitter about the lack of tender loli rape from first person pespective

>> No.1253707

>>1253689

All right, you lolifags (lol) I'll have to spice it up. What about:

1) A great artist who makes Touhou doujins WITH A MAGICAL PAINTBRUSH THAT BRINGS WHAT YOU DRAW TO LIFE
2) A great musician who makes Touhou soundtracks AND CAN SHRED FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF AYA AND WHOSE MUSIC HYPNOTIZES WOMEN
3) A handsome ladies' man WHO THE LOLIS CANNOT RESIST
4) A loli with no sex drive.

>> No.1253722

>>1253707
If I pick the loli, do I get the standard loli magical powers?

>> No.1253756

>>1253701
Author-anon here. To be honest, writing that kind of scene would be the hardest part in the book. It would probably take months of brainstorming and tweaking and whatnot to get the emotions just right. Nobody knows what it feels like to be raped when you're in the body of the opposite gender. I don't even know what it's like to be raped as a little girl. Hell, I don't even know what it's like to have sex.

I really was considering something of the sort. I had to question though - what would it add? Would it bring the reader closer to the character? Would it deepen the connection, or would it inspire pity? Pity is not a connection - it is a recognized separation where you are aware that you are not in the pitied one's position - so would it benefit the character to be pitied by the reader?

>> No.1253762

>>1253625
Never said you can only pick one.

I'd be the ladies loli that makes Touhou doujins and makes Touhou soundtracks.

>> No.1253774

>>1253756

Whoa there, writefag. This is /jp/, not your next potential publisher. Just stimulate the masses with what they want and they probably won't mind if it's not too accurate or deep, as long as it's believable. If it's a matter of personal achievement, then that's your thing, but I'm just throwing this out there.

>> No.1253777

>>1253762

IDORT

>> No.1253783

>>1253625
[x] The softest.

>> No.1253787

>>1253774
Well I can always write the rape scene for /jp/ only. I just don't think it adds value to the story, especially for all the effort it'd take.

>> No.1253800
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1253800

>>1253762

and is irresistible to lolis?

>> No.1253827
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1253827

>>1253800
Of course.

>> No.1253828

I feel like a faggot for being conflicted between choosing A or B.

>> No.1253831

You guys are a bunch of cheaters.

>> No.1253837

>>1253828

This is the reason I made the thread. I threw in 3 and 4 since they also sounded good and might appeal to /jp/ers who are uninterested in the fine arts.

Also, fuck you cheating idorts. You guys want to have your cake and eat it WHILE FUCKING THE SEXY PASTRY CHEF.

>> No.1253839

>>1253625
>1) A great artist who makes Touhou doujins
or
>2) A great musician who makes Touhou soundtracks

not a great choice of options in general, however.
besides, I've already been a loli.{/spoiler]

>> No.1253842

>>1253828

You should be, seeing as how there are no options A or B.

>> No.1253846

>1) A great artist who makes Touhou doujins
or
>2) A great musician who makes Touhou soundtracks

not a great choice of options in general, however.
besides, I've already been a loli.

>> No.1253850

>>1253707
4 all the way
but then I'm transgender, so... :|

>> No.1253854

>>1253850
So wait, you once were the little girl? Or is this Arche?

>> No.1253862
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1253862

>>1253842
I think you know what I mean.

>> No.1253871

>>1253854
No, the other way around, stupid
I wish to be the little girl for reals

>> No.1253875

A loli of course.

>> No.1253883

Everyone here should be wishing to be the little girl, or to be the little girl again.

>> No.1253893

>>1253846
What's it like masturbating and loligasming? Is it better, worse or the same as normal orgasm?

I'll tell you, shota orgasm isn't as good as the grown up version.

>> No.1253886

>>1253846
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HAX! CHEATER!!!!

>> No.1253903

>>1253893

I am pretty sure true female orgasms are more stimulating than male orgasms, at least it looks like it. It takes a hell of a lot of work to get up there though, according to this *ahem* instructional video. The guy lubed up his whole damn hand, then he had to massage, tease, and fucking jam it in the chick and jiggle it around for a while.

>> No.1253910

>>1253903
No i meant
Loli orgasm vs grown up female orgasm
Assuming >>1253846 was a loli

>> No.1253911

>>1253903
I'm pretty sure I've seen that uh

educational material

too and it was pretty uh

informative

>> No.1253924
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1253924

>>1253893
I liked both lol.
But seriously, I couldn't tell you. Seeing as I don't remember though, I doubt there's much of a difference.
Of course, they vary all the time.

>> No.1253927

>>1253910

No idea.

>> No.1253935

>>1253924
So you're saying you did masturbate to orgasm as a loli? I keep hearing shit about how a 14 year old shouldn't be troubled by not orgasming during sex because she's still "too young to orgasm" or something stupid like that. I never understood how the stars have to be aligned just right in order to have an orgasm as a female.

>> No.1253944

>>1253935
>a 14 year old shouldn't be troubled by not orgasming during sex because she's still "too young to orgasm"

thank you for that hearty lol.

>> No.1253951

I choose 4
but not just a loli that will grow up. i want to be a little girl forever.

>> No.1253983

If memory serves, shota orgasm was pretty crap. You just kinda shudder a bit and it feels barely better than a good stretch.

Back when I was a shota I knew about semen, so I was expecting cum sooner or later, but I didn't expect a much more intense orgasm so the first time I came semen i was shaking uncontrollably, frothing at the mouth, mind going blank and then basking in the afterglow for half a hour afterwards.

>> No.1253998

>>1253983
Haha, yeah, I remember my first ejaculatory orgasm, it was amazing. Took me like an hour to recover, I thought I had done something wrong and broken my penis or something LOL
Shame that now it's pretty 'meh'

>> No.1254098

>>1253983
>>1253998
Man, if a female manage to steal the boy's first ejaculatory orgasm and get him to cum inside of her, I bet that guy would be so deeply imprinted with her that he'll never be able to love someone else romantically ever again.

>> No.1254100

3)
;___;

>> No.1254103

I wouldn't want to be a loli. Getting raped is inevitable when you're a little girl, and I'd rather not be raped.

>> No.1254123

>>1253625
3) and 4)
A pretty ladies' loli.

>> No.1256092

>>1254098

A fujoshi's dream. It's pretty much every BL story ever.

...What? It doesn't have to be a woman who does it.

>> No.1256133

Ladies loli, FUCK YEAH 3)&4)

>> No.1256169

1) because if i can draw awesome touhou porn, there'll be at least one girl out there that'll consequently think i'm cool and attractive. plus, fame amongst silly shmup fans.

>> No.1256201

First ejaculatory orgasm was in my step sister's panties that I had stolen.
Little did I know this moment would have so much in common with my later life.

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