Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Anya is not for to be making threads, but is little of choice and matter, yes?

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk
MonMusu anime hype: http://www.monmusu.jp/sp/
Sandworm doujin's quick translation got a quick typeset: http://imgur.com/a/cLIx5

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12526169
There can be given a nice reference to go off of.

[Anonymous No.]

In response to the Pantheon question posed in the last thread, I think we need a Trickster Goddess. I would like to nominate thehealthy Spider Girl, Anansi for consideration.

[Anonymous No.]

I referenced Anya on my first writing. Thanks to the Anon who created her.

http://pastebin.com/wLLcVW5H

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>Soon

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>>12526193
Anya a shit, you people are going to run her into the ground like you did to poor Charon. Then when you're bored you'll toss her aside like a used condom.
Ya'll worse than succusluts.

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Have you praised your goddesses /mgg/?

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>>12526209
>Actual femdom manticore

It's been so long

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>>12526197

Pantheon > Elise

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>>12526197
>>12526215
>>12526218
You shall be cleansed in the love of The Fallen God.

Religion wars imminent? We jihad now?

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>>12526218
While I've never got into League seriously, I like the art of Elise. But I was thinking something more like Rachne.

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>>12526223
You should stop being a raging homo and worship Ilias.

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>>12526215
two goddesses i can get behind

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>>12526208

The concept is interesting, though you might wanna work a bit more on its execution.

Will Anons have the option to choose what the guy plays from time to time?

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>>12526231
Sure. Tell me a song you would like to see him playing.

Since it's my first time writing something in another language, I may have some difficulties, any tips on how I can execute it better?

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>>12526225
>worships manipulative, genocidal bitch
>calls other homo

Hue.

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Question, Anon. Is Dragon's Crown's version of Medusa too monsterous?

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>>12526243
not if you like big girls. She looks monstrous, but not too monstrous

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>>12526243
I'd do her.

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>>12526240
>not worshiping the perfect girl
Are you gay or something?

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>>12526237
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DT37S-WYMM
There's a soft spot in my heart for the Firebird.

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>>12526243
Not into giantess, but it works, monstrous but it doesn't cross the line.

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>>12526252
>worshipping a "dod" who threw a bitch fit and was out to eradicate humanity
>not even her creations

Are you?

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>>12526267
I'm not the one taking futa and tail up the ass, homo.

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>>12526254
It's pretty cool, indeed.

Thanks for the suggestion.

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>>12526279
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>taking stuff up the ass

Isn't that your "god's" work? Plenty of that shit in MGQ, faggot.

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>>12526284
one can never go wrong with Stravinsky

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>>12526193
What the fuck is that supposed to be, a robo-furry?

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>>12526223

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Have you hugged a Holstaurus today anon?

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>>12526290
No anal pillaging in MGQ, however you futa lovers and literal faggots do enjoy your "prostate stimulation"

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>>12526294
Is Anya. She is Siberian Cosmonaut Tiger.
Is still work in progress

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>>12526254
>Dirtying this with fanfiction shit
kill yourself

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>>12526305
>fanfiction

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>>12526304
Ok, the only thing I can see is "siberian" because she's blank-paper white

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>>12526292
Same for arrangements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSgst7Pq7w4

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>>12526209
Oh look, another fucking manticore

How novel

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reminder for those who have forgotten

succubi rule, paladins drool

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

Afternoon /mgg/. Today I bring to you the chapter after the happening.

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/86368429/Chapter%2078

The final climatic battle of the volume is set to begin. As always, thanks for reading.

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>>12526309
>fiction

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>>12526237

English isn't my first language either, so I can't really tell you what you should and shouldn't do, but I'd suggest trying to develop longer paragraphs. For example, at the part where you tell the readers about the monstergirls that live under the same roof, it seems like you just listed them out of the blue. The backstory and the MC are described in a sudden way, as bits of information about them show up at random. Overall reading it feels a bit too fast and straight to the point, as if some details were missing at times, if you know what I mean.

Of course, it's just a suggestion, if you feel confortable writing this way, then don't push yourself, you're the author after all. Other than some missing punctuation, it looks promising. I wanna see where this goes.

As for music, I'd suggest piano covers from the Ace Combat franchise Soundtracks. This game has many beautiful pieces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pv5itoCXs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQPntHe28O8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3VYSEzJxQ8

There's also Yosuga no Sora's OST, in case you want to feel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSIeJJMvhvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpwV-CTWbo

And of course, Kinuyo Yamashita and her godly fingers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3PJyiKxQhY

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>>12526209
More manticore?
It'sfuckingnothing.jpg
Tell me when there's more of good MGs

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>>12526337
like mantis shrimp girl?

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>>12526342
fighting read: aggressive yuri a pistol shrimp, yeah

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>>12526345

>yuri

Do we really gotta do this?

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>>12526345
>Yuri

I feel nothing but disgust for your terrible taste.

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>>12526346
>>12526349
>not liking girl on girl

It's almost like you're homos.

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>>12526328
Splendid.

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>>12526332
I'll listen to them right now, thanks.

Yeah, I have a problem with ideas that won't stop coming and I overthink things too much. Will definitely work more on it.

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>>12526351

I didn't say I hated yuri, but Pistol Shrimp and Mantis Shrimp don't look like they need to be lesbians. Perhaps tomboy "bros", but not lesbians.

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>>12526351

Yuri has never been welcomed in monstergirl threads. One of their selling points is that they need human men to breed and that constitutes a lot of their culture. So go on to /u/ and enjoy your fetish there.

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>>12526346
>>12526349
>not wanting Pistol completely dominating mantis

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http://www.mediafire.com/download/9j55nhe8upolvs3/devil+girl.rar

Good Luck getting all the ends my friends

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>>12526359
It's a different way to attract mates, like foreplay but putting on a display for men. No real lesbians here.

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>>12526366

That's 3DPD porn style lesbians which are also terrible.

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>>12526359
>One of their selling points is that they need human men to breed
Please stop acting like MGE is the only thing to ever have sexy monsters. Thanks.

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>>12526366
>>12526359
Well, there is that plant duo
Everyone remembers that plant duo, right?

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>>12526372
>Monsterboys are totally a thing here
Sure thing buddy. It's not like the ones in 12 Beast and Hitomi aren't just barely tolerated and ignored.

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In the previous thread:

Succubi get a jump on the fresh thread
We have an enlightened discussion about cloaca and animal genitalia n monstergirs
Smug foxes smirk slyly
MorUURRRP Morty! Look at that Morty! You see that? They're talking about us in /mgt/, Morty. Saying WeURRRP should go on an adven- a monstergirl adventure!
More succubi disguise themselves as paladins to be with their childhood friends
Monstergirls princess carry their husbandos away into the sunset/rape caves. Some husbandos carry them instead, too
We talk about all of our sadder secrets and how dakis make the pain go away
S̷̛͏Uccuvirus B̨́̀̕reaks into our coMputers, and ̶̀͜͡i͏̡̀̀nto our heart̛͘͢҉s
Snake, it looks like you're losing stamina from scrolling down the thread. Open up the Survival Viewer with Start, select FOOD, and drink the Holstaurus Milk to restore stamina and LIFE
Loen drawing Anya commencing, is good thing
Shit Went Down. Then Artie Went Down. On Ilona
One anon ruins/improves Okami for everybody by sexualising the Ammy
EMG translations over in /a/
Some succubus smut was written
Moth-chan forms a metal band
Treat your monstergirl daughteru like a roof
.less draws glorious Ammy/Hathor loving bondage
Loen considers drawing Ammy and Hathor breast press
/mgt/ makes thread summarising harder by having over 3390 posts
I go mad from scrolling down and scan-reading every post
My internet fucks up when I try to post this multiple times

UURRGGHHHH

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>Not wanting monster sonerus as part of your headcanon
It's like you want to raise daughters, which will grow up to be sluts and whores.

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>>12526380
That's why you should make a word document and just put stuff in there as the thread goes along so that is all ready for the next thread.

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>>12526380
You're doing the good work, anon.

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>>12526359
>Go to /u/
>People shitpost about the same "but KC-drawn girls need dick to live" logic
>Thread is a year old with days between updates
>Thinking there's anything there.
If ever there was a reason to force something that pisses vocal idiots off, it'd be yuri.

>>12526373
Lilraune are great.

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>>12526380
You did good, anon. Have some milk and pat yourself on the back

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>>12526380

you forgot all the paladins

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>>12526381
>I believe Monster Boys should be a thing!

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>>12526387
So nothing important is missing after all

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>>12526387
Irrelevant

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>>12526387
nothing new, so who cares

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>>12526381
This is one thing I've never really got about these threads: the odd combination of wanting a *ahem* sexually aggressive semi-human woman while having very prudish, conservative views on promiscuity.

Not attacking anyone here, I just find the contrast strange.

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>>12526385
>year old

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>>12526302
Confirmed for not playing MGQ. And I hate futa.

>>12526296
>second spoiler

I wish.

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>>12526395
>*ahem*

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>>12526363
where is this from?

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>>12526372
>please stop acting like MGE is not the most discussed setting here

FTFY

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>>12526395

because monster girls are for extremely beta males who want a sexually aggressive girl who's also 100% waifu material. Thats why people dont like succubus because their afraid they might get NTR

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>>12526380
you forgot that Paladins won as well.

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>>12526402
No idea, just found it translated and figured I'd bring it here because it's Monster Girl and it's a game.

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>>12526375
>>12526388
You can have males of your waifu's species in your setting without talking about them or posting pictures of them, much less wanting to shag them. Are we really being so pathetic that we need an excuse for the girls in our stories to even be going after someone in our species?

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>>12526380
Thank you for your service.

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>>12526296
>Cow Tipping league
The punishment for the naughty holstauri

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>>12526406
If the paladins won, there'd be no Monstergirls to speak of.

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>>12526389
>>12526390
>>12526391

Paladins at least keep these threads from becoming stale otherwise its just one big circle jerk talking about the same dumb shit

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>>12526408
When you bring in Monster Bys, the story becomes less Monster Girl and more generic fantasy races.

And besides, if males of the same species existed, monster girls would have no reason to go after humans. Monster Girls with human fetishes would be the vast minority.

Plus are you advocating for less women? Fuck you, monster girls are cute. Monster Boys are just sick.

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WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

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>>12526408
>Are we really being so pathetic that we need an excuse for the girls in our stories to even be going after someone in our species?

Where do you think we are?

I actually was on board when someone tried to have a discussion about monster and human bros, going on adventure and shagging wenches, but it inevitably devolved into dick comparisons and homolust because of "those guys" so I doubt we'll ever be able to discuss MBs without fear. No nice things ever.

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>>12526405
Hey, if you don't like it you can always go fuck yourself.

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>>12526408
>I just want to play greyhawk

Then go do it. You don't understand what's different at all.

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>>12526415
Agreed.

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>>12526413
Do you see any?

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>>12526418
ON THE EDGE

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>>12526417
>And besides, if males of the same species existed, monster girls would have no reason to go after humans. Monster Girls with human fetishes would be the vast minority.

Man, I don't want to really read about monster boys much either, but this argument is faultyand beta as fuck.

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Shitposter-kun?

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>>12526415
You have a point, the Paladins do make things interesting

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>>12526417
Monsterboys aren't sick, fuck you.

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>>12526427
What is that? A snake for ants?

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>>12526380

Based RecapAnon. Thank you for your service.

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>>12526426
Only in my dreams

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Why not have it so monster boys are a rare occurrence? Like a 5% chance of them ever happening? That way soneru fags can have their perfect kid and beta hugbox fags can have their MGs who like them for no reason?

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>>12526438
No.

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>>12526212
Such is the cycle of OC.

>>12526366
Your logic....care to write such a story? Do your research, girl on girl is boring as fuck.

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>>12526437
Paladins have won!
All hail the Paladins!
All hail glorious leader Paladin-kun

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>>12526429

It sounds just like him right? If he wants monsterboys then he has scads of generic fantasy settings to pick from.

Monstergirls are monstergirls and not monster *space* girls because they're not just the females of some generic fantasy species.

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>>12526412
>tips a Holstaurus over
>She falls onto her back in a lewd pose, a sleepy expression on her face

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>>12526443
you can't take them from my dreams, shitwizard.

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>>12526428
The fact that Monster Girls are predatory and dominant, who proactively date men is explained by the fact that they need humans to reproduce. Since humans are, by large, afraid of them, they have to resort to more forceful measures to get them.

Thus, Proactive Dating is born.

Now, if Monster Boys existed, it eliminates the Monster Girl's needs for human boys. They are now self-sustainable. And, since they now have males of their own species, they'd likely as a whole become submissive while the males take the dominant role, like our society.

You now have a generic fantasy race. Which, if you like fantasy, is fine. But I like Monster Girls in specific, because it allows for an interesting dynamic of species relations.

Not to mention when you bring Paladins in the mix. When it's just Monster Girls, their role is justified, if a bit extreme. After all, if Monster Girls continued proactively dating, they'd greatly reduce or eliminate the human race. With Monster Boys, if Paladins still hated them then they'd just be racist zealots. At least before they were racist zealots with a point.

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>>12526383
I think I will do that. It's nice to get a retroactive look at everything as well, though. But having a shortlist worked on every hour or so will save significant time.

>>12526387
Sorry. I noticed there was some deleted stuff though, which I normally skip over. If it's anything controversial or which Janny's had to delete, it doesn't seem nice digging it back up again. Plus, I want to keep as unbiased as possible unless it's something I'm really opinionated about.

>>12526406
Winning a battle is different to winning a war.

>>12526384
>>12526386
>>12526409
>>12526436
You're all welcome. I just want to do whatever is convenient for the threadgoers. I'm a little sad that nobody noticed the secret message, though.

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>>12526438
Nah, then we'll have drag in ilk not unlike what Truckercore brought in.

Why the fuck should we appease those fags anyways?

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>>12526447
I mean, if she tipped me, and the same thing happened to me, she'd go for a ride on the baloney pony too. so I'm just doing what she'd do. I would a sleeping holst, I would her so hard the milk would squirt out of her titties.

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>>12526447
>Tipping a Holstaurusover is the equivilant of turning on and off the lewd switch

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>>12526453
Do you see any monster girls? I sure don't.

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>>12526453

Secret message? The "UUUUURGH"? Does it have something to do with that guy drinking a gallon of milk for HEALTHor?

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>>12526438

See here's the thing. You're acting like monsterboys are a novel idea, when they're not. Monstergirls are a unique setting in a sea of samey greyhawk tolkeiny clones. There's no reason to take away that one thing that makes them unique.

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>>12526428
Word of god faggot, introduce monsterboys and the whole thing falls apart. Since it is canon that monsters husbands do take on aspects of their wives, perhaps stories om MEN who were born of such a union, or if you can't ignore the whole "monstergirls can't birth boys" then make it with humans who have changed as such because of expousure to mamono man. There are designated demon realms, where the man of particular species is more present than others, and thus causing the change.

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>>12526458
they're just avoiding you, not changing your chastity belt for a year gives you a funk only Akanames go for. So watch your butt when you take a dump.

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Reminder to ignore fujoshit-kun and his ilk.

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>>12526451
>Using MGE as the base for any and all Monster Girls

Looks like I found your problem there, you're hung up on a subpar setting.

And hey, you know what you can do if Monster Boys and Monster Girls exist in the same setting? You write the MBs as being submissive pussies, to the point where MG's are sick of playing around with them. Humans are a challenge, they're interesting, they have more spirit, there's a ton of reasons you can give for why MG's would go after humans instead of their own race.

God, shoe-horning yourself into "ONE SETTING TYPE ALL THE TIME" is fucking awful, especially from a creative point of view.

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>>12526447
Close like this?

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>>12526417
>generic fantasy races.
Because monster girls are amazingly inspired. Hell, when "muh unique personality" comes into the argument, people are just talking practically human girls then remembering to add fluffy ears or whatever identifier to make it relevant among "monster" girls. Cheshire is a good example of an offender for this. Outside Wonderland and not at all whimsical? It's just a human girl dressed stupid that occasionally remembers there are extra things she can act out to validate her existence.

Though your mentality is exactly the audience KC writes towards, so that should explain things.

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>We are all living in a world were the paladins won against the monster girls

feels good to be a true human and not some demon monstrosity incubus

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>>12526465
*mana of particular species.

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>>12526465
See >>12526469

Why the fuck do people think the MGE is the end all, be all for monster settings?

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>>12526469
>MBs as submissive pussies
but that just makes me want to dress them as girls and dom the shit out of them

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>>12526328

That was fantastic. Really looking forward to the incoming brawl now.


Is the blue flash from when Laven and Ba'el kissed during the happening going to be a thing, or you just messing with us? Will you get around to elaborating on the differences between Susan and Ba'el's magic?

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>>12526471
Needs bedroom eyes

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>>12526469
I think I prefer the case where MB's are like 0.1% of births. And sterile.

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>>12526469
>monsterboys

Hey. Stop it.

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Why the fuck are you responding them? It's not the first time they try this for fucks sake.

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>>12526467
>Decades
FTFY
Also you mean my aura of good that does continuous damage to evil monsters in the name of the great holy goddess Ilias.
ANYWAYS! Paladins have won.

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My MGs music here, I think it fits pretty well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtmjZ-NrDrs

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>>12526474

And the lack of monster girls resulted in two World Wars, disease outbreaks and nuclear weapons.

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>>12526328
wunderbar

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>>12526474
It feels amazing brother.

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>>12526475
Because most monstergirls setting involve slavery, torture and death, people may complain about KC's hugbox, but it's a best place at the moment. Also >>12526420 >>12526404

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Magitek-based prosthetics.

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>>12526486

War is one of the greatest drives for technical progress. If we all just sat around fucking monster girls nothing would get done and we would be stuck in the middles ages were even the common cold could kill you

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>>12526486
And a massive population of people with the deformity known as 'lactose intolerance'

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>>12526484
so if paladins won, why are there paladins anymore? couldn't finish the job?

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>>12526469
>Implying just MGE uses female only
MGQ uses it. And to a far lesser extent, EMG uses it, since most of the Monster Girl races are female only.

>You write the MBs as being submissive pussies, to the point where MG's are sick of playing around with them.
Then literally what is the fucking point of them?

>>12526472
The idea of 'Female Only' is a bit inspired, even if it is inspiration from the dick. Certainly more inspired then making them a generic fantasy race, which would remove any inspiration they had.

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>>12526475
I'm not sure, perhaps it's leaving /a/. There's less EMG and Hitomi's Infirmary* to balance it out.

*Both these settings have males: guys like >>12526465 , are you claiming these aren't things about monstergirls? If so, you might be using that word differently to the rest of us.

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>>12526469
Or we could not have monster boys at all, as has been the standard, and you can stop being a faggot trying to force things.

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>>12526480
Hey, I can get behind that, that's a reason why MG's would go after humans.

>>12526482
Don't get me wrong, I don't like monsterboys at all. But I feel if you're going to work in a setting, you need to at least give some GOOD reason for why they're not around or rare.

>>12526494
Flex your fucking creative muscles then and write something different from the norm. It's not going to kill anyone to write something that's far removed from KC's setting.

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>>12526471
Yes anon. All of my yes!

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>>12526499
Nah, we're purging the world of other monsters now.

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damn, after seeing these threads now I realize how truly shit /a/ is.

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>>12526499
>Implying there's not loads of them all over the world with no allegiance but to the church

Just because they're not wearing steel armor and carry guns instead of swords doesn't mean they don't exist.

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Lets settle this
http://strawpoll.me/2650334

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>>12526499

because with all the monsters wiped out paladins were no longer needed so they went on to bigger better things

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>>12526514
>bigger and better things
ok, like funposting in a monstergirl thread?
>>12526512
So, like a Christian al-Qaeda?

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>>12526506
>I don't like monsterboys at all
I totally believe you.

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>>12526462
Nope. It's in the bulk of the recap.

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>>12526495
>no pic of raiden-chan zandatsuing a slime girl and ripping out her core and tenderly massaging it

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>>12526520
You mean the Succuvirus runes?

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>>12526515

nah all the paladins went to find QT human waifus to fuck and have babies with now that they dont have to worry about semen demons

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>>12526515

How does being the special forces of the biggest unified religion in the world compare to some tiny extremist splinter of the third largest religion in the world?

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>>12526527
>anyone here
>reproducing
Totally, I believe it.
>>12526528
The Pope as Operators doing his infallible will across the world? Poperators?

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>>12526524
Yep.

Too bad I've effectively ruined the surprise by pointing it out.

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>>12526516

It has to be this way anon

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>>12526532
Nah, i saw it the first time. I ain't the Anon you're talking to
Though, I don't speak code

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>>12526528
>>12526529


>Reports of a succubuss
>People think it's a bunch of nonsense
>Priest forwards it back to central
>A few nondescript men fly out in white collars and crucifix cufflinks
>One man hauls out a heavy trunk
>Succubus confirmed by head priest
>Trunk full of armor

MiB meets the Borderlands movie not the game

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>>12526539
>there's a big holy war room under the Vatican
>crucifix shaped table
>Cardinals and bishops with military uniforms and ribbons
>operators in swat gear with white collars, weapons loaded with silver bullets, and carrying silver flake grenades and holy water
>Stack up on the basement door
>Breach bang clear
>succubus has a man tied to a chair draining his life energy through his dick
>she eats about six rounds of silver
>room clear
fist bumps all around

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2650334/r
>YFW Monster Boy fags got BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526555
I remember seeing that thread. I was wondering why it never showed back up. Sad, but what can you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526555
I swear, that picture and HORSE PUSSY are the only things I've ever mad that show up again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526555
>a

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526555
And for good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526555
If the power of boners wins out over logic like this, then how come we don't have genetic scientists making MGs already?

No, seriously, where are the MGs, I want to befriend some ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526555
>getting BTFO
>Tied
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526552

>Paladin goes home to his succubus wife, the great great granddaughter of Syvester
>She's the sweetest ultimate cuddlewaifu
>Makes a comment about bad apple demon bitches getting what they deserve as she washes the blood from his armor

That's why priests can never marry. They're keeping the monstergirls all to themselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526576
>Tied
>12 Support it
>17 Against it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526580

>Smoking hot nuns are really monstergirls in disguise
>The conservative clothes help them hide their monster features

That's why they're so sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526581
>[thread has been deleted] means against
Since when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526555
>having fetishes no one gives a fuck about

must suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526580
>this shit
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526583
They're all dark priestesses? Damn, time to go to Semenary school.

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't the answer to this whole monster-boy argument "who cares"? There's a cute demihuman in love with you, why do you care whether that's fairly common for her species or if she's just as odd as you are? What does it matter to you if the rest of the world is full of human men marrying monsters or if you're practically unique?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526555
>>12526576
>>12526581
>implying Strawpoll is a bastion of accuracy and not exploitable as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526591
I'd end up poking an eye out.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, at least paladinfags hate them as much as we do. I can see a common front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526418
YOU DONT HEAR ME SAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526591
Eye see your point anon, and I agree with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526591
Always imagined it as a fear of competition. Why would she have you if she could easily have someone from her own race, possibly superior to you. Though the way you put it does make sense. She wants you, so why question it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526591

Not really because then we'd be talking about every fantasy setting since 1970 instead of monstergirls.

These kind of asinine arguments have to come from people who never visit /tg/. It's the only explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526591
This, exactly. Who gives a rats ass what goes on in the world beyond what's in the story/your personal group. I'm here for MG on Human romance/smut, everything else doesn't really matter to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526600
See you guys misunderstand me. I'm not talking monster boys as in orcs and shit. I'm talking about half human hybrids like MGs. Like a salamander soneru would just have a tail and hands of a salamander, not like a full on monster boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>http://pastebin.com/ss7XyKqX
I've never been so hard before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526555
>Yfw purist faggots getting BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526606
Needs more mother daughter threesome in a sequel since the end pretty much clarified that the wife was loyal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526602
>MUH SONERUS
Stop trying to push shit like the futafags did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526602

Now you're just describing dragon breeding in every DnD setting since 1st ed Greyhawk. It's just the same old uninspired generic fantasy stuff. There's nothing wrong with it. I've played more hours of ADnD and 3.5 in more official settings and hombrews than I can count. But it has no place as part of the main monstergirl discussion.

Monsters needing human men is a lynchpin of a setting that is otherwise the same old bland bowl of brand flakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526555
>Totally not a proxy

[Anonymous No.]

How does one rape an oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526613
Oh because monster girls and our setting is much more interesting isn't it? MGC is a fucking joke and not one single writefag has made a decent setting otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526616
you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526616
You can't.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a monsterGIRL thread. No one is saying that you can't have monsterboys, but if you want to talk about them, do it out of these threads.

If you try to force them here you are not any better than NTRfags or futafags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526328
Oh god the rangers have assembled. This is incredible.
I have to say, I was wondering when and how they'd make their entrance, but you made this much better than I could have imagined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526616
How? Its really easy. drug their sake and then pillage their asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526616
Threaten to throw soybeans at her to make her more willing.
Or just go to the editor and set her trait to Exploitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526626

I like the way you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526624
>This is a monsterGIRL thread. No one is saying that you can't have monsterboys, but if you want to talk about them, do it out of these threads.

This and >>12526591 are the best arguments put forward so far. So why don't we drop this shit for now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526617

It's about having something different and unique. The other stuff is fine, and very popular for good reasons. But taking the one thing that makes monstergirls different away and mashing it into the mass of everything else is the absolute worse idea because then there's no point in there being another setting at all.

How hard is that to get through your skull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526632
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526616

easy get her drunk then gang rape her with your fat faceless old men buddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526616
You hold their hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526616
You don't, you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526611
Does that mean the daughteru invaded MCs dreams?

[Anonymous No.]

Apps are literally monster boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526638
>You'll never make a tall strong monstergirl blush like a schoolgirl by holding her hand and smiling at her.
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

So now that Monster Boys are acceptable in this thread, can we finally have discussions about our favorite ones?

Who here wants to be held in a Dire Wolf boy's big meaty paws? I'd love to turn into an Alp and we'd switch being each other's bitch for the night. It'd be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526646
That was pretty much directly stated at the end, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526651
>So now that Monster Boys are acceptable in this thread
Yeah just like futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526651
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526606

we need more succubutt stories

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people try to ruin everything that I love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526651
They are not acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526600
>>12526613
I agree that MGE rules lead to a more original setting (which does not make it a better one) but I, for one, am here for pictures of cute monstergirls and the occasional story, not a world-building exercise.

Personally, I think making monster/human relationships common makes the stories less romantic, and removes a possible source of drama.

[Anonymous No.]

IGNORE AND REPORT
IGNORE AND REPORT
DO NOT LET THEM GET TO YOU, IGNORE AND REPORT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526648
>tfw your brain is an app
Anon, you...you're a goddamned app.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526651

No. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526651
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526658
because you are abusing glorious Hei with your shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526658
They want to see the world burn.
It's rather annoying, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526655
>>12526656
>>12526660
>>12526668
>>12526670
Can't argue with poll numbers. And the numbers show people here accept Monster Boys. They're here to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526651
Monsterboys are not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526193
And Im done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526621
http://imgur.com/9RkhjAb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526678
Yes they are. I'll force them everyday until you learn to love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526675
>Proxy votes dictate everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526675
Yeah because when we had an EMG poll and Mero got a thousand votes, that was legit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526682
Hi fujoshit-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680
>▶
Still not a fan of the whiskers, but I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526662

Except we've been telling those stories forever already. Mr. Smith in Lord of the Rings was a half elf. And we still tell them often on /tg/. Good stuff, just doesn't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526662
>Personally, I think making monster/human relationships common makes the stories less romantic, and removes a possible source of drama.

Agreed, though there are ways to play around with it.

For myself, I enjoy stories where the MG in question could clearly maim or kill the MC without any effort, but chooses not too. She's a monster after all, she should act like it.

Succubus stories where the 'bus can actually take and devour souls are some of my favorites

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680
I approve. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>that centaur doujin with boy centaur

Monster boys ruin everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680
She's gorgeous.
>>12526692
That was /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680
That's not a jinko, that's not a jinko at all. That's dangerously cheesy, that's Animaniacs levels there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680
>Three toes
LOOOOOOOEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680
Praise Loen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680

Her arm is a bit too long, her fingers should end around mid-thigh. Other than that, it's fucking great.

Can we have a version where she has a motherly smile on her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526698
Fuck off shitposter. Monster Boys are great because

>Diversity of designs
>Gives something girls can like to
>Makes logic sense
>Monster Boys are cute

Face it, Monster Boys are the next logical step for these threads to go.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680
So Loen, are you going to color this, or have someone else color for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526682
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god, what I would do to anya's butt hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526701
I must protect Mero in her darkest times, especially now that a certain artist likes to draw her being mauled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526651
>So now that Monster Boys are acceptable in this thread,
Anon, don't decide things on your own. It's very rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526708

Except they're not.

Fuck. Off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526708
Make your own damn thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526682
Someone screencap this and add it to this one >>12526571

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526576
>Implying strawpoll is some irreversible command

No monsterboys, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526686
>>12526692
And yet still Pharaoh lost the Bromontbowl.
Fuck everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526708
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526708
>shitposter
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526716
>Anon, don't decide things on your own.
How do you think we ended up here in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526726
For the bar story?

I'm still pissed you idiots wanted a fucking sandworm in an indoor setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526673
>shitposting
Go fuck yourself. I bet you like Hei because you want to suck his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster boys can be great kids to raise. Don't you want to play ball with your boy, or chat to him about cute girls, maybe check out butts of hapy joggers together? Or do you just want to dick your own daughterus that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526675
No they're not, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526680
This is something entirely out of /mgg/ so most people should like it, its fixing time.
>>12526694
Wait some mins, lets see how she looks without them
>>12526704
Well, lets see with 4.
>>12526707
I will check that too.
>>12526710
The final version will be transparent PNG so colorfags can hace some MG practice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526716
It wasn't on his own, we all did.

http://strawpoll.me/2650334/r

Our voices are numerous and overwhelming. You can't ignore us. Give me one good reason why Monster Boys shouldn't be allowed

>>12526725
At least /v/ is improving, unlike this thread. They're starting to embrace progressiveness. They got rid of that gamergate crap, posting /pol/ garbage being bannable is finally enforced, and I've seen some positive threads about good games there. I think we need a dose of what they got in here so we can improve these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526696
>Succubus stories where the 'bus can actually take and devour souls are some of my favorites
I dunno, being able to just take souls kind of misses the point of a devil/demon/whatever. She should be trying to *corrupt* the good, and through actual manipulation, not "muh demonic energies". Until the hero shows her the ways of good through true love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526740
Loen, you are based, not just for attempting Anya, but using constructive criticism to improve the design. best drawfag, all years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526737
>Shingekishit
Why am I not surprised? You probably are from tumblr too.

>>12526743
>Give me one good reason why Monster Boys shouldn't be allowed
Because this is a monsterGIRL thread. Make your own fucking thread.

>At least /v/ is improving
This is full bait already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526743
>progressiveness
pls go, if I wanted progressive I'd go to anywhere but here.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you're ready, because more people from tumblr are gonna be coming here and the sjw are gonna want to force us to accept their faggotry and dick lust, because monstergirls are sexist and they're all about loving men and that cannot be allowed. A storm approaches, tighten your helmet cords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526748
Why don't we make it a Monster People thread? Instead of having a separate thread for monster boys and girls, they can be united. Everyone wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526743
>At least /v/ is improving

Holy shit, I actually took it

10/10 you sick bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526748
How do you know it's from Shingeki if you havent watched/read it? Checkmate retard, I bet you're the one from tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526743
>/v/
>Good
nah.
>thread about girls
>girls
>not boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526751
Sure, go and make it. You will be able to respond yourself there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526740
>The final version will be transparent PNG so colorfags can hace some MG practice

Based. Hopefully someone will give her some good Gold and Red on Olive Drab USSR colors

>>12526744
Oh, ones where they JUST take souls is boring. I like the stuff where the succubus toys around with the guy, and you're never quite sure what her intentions are. I guess the best way to describe it is I like the feel of an MC in the Lioness' Den, so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526743
Technically, my vote was for monster boys should be a thing, but not in these threads. You know, the thread labeled as monster GIRL thread? You're welcome to make one dedicated to monster boys elsewhere on this board though. Im sure it won't fail miserably like it did on /a/.

And I'm being genuine when i say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526737
Nope, no shitty male halfbreeds. If I marry a dragon girl, my daughters will be more dragon girls, my sons will be straight up dragons.

We'll go pillage towns and shit together. It'll be damn swell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526760
That sounds like an alternative, Happy Ending to Beowulf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526743

Because just because we're on 4chan it doesn't mean everyone should like dicks.

>At least /v/ is improving, unlike this thread. They're starting to embrace progressiveness.

/v/ is not improving. We are not going to "embrace" your "progressiveness". Go make your own thread if you want to make your own rules.

Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526751
But then nobody wins because one group is going to want to talk about monster girls, but all the image space is being taken up by people who want to talk about monster boys.
There'd be too much competition.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why you monsterboys fags are hated, you won't make your own thread and force your taste here. Why do you HAVE to come here? No one I stopping you from discussing what you want with like minded individuals, these threads have been all about monstergirls since their inception, and there is no reason or need for that to change. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

This isnt a negotiation anon. The mods wont delete monsterboy posts. One day we'll overtake you and there wont be anything you can do but accept the love of having a monster soneru.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dive into a pool full of slime girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526756
I'd be easier if just, the next thread we made we called it a Monster People thread. It's clear the majority here wants Monster Boys

>>12526768
The people will decide whether Monster Boys or Monster Girls get images. And its clear right now that the people want Monster Boys.

>>12526770
http://strawpoll.me/2650334/r

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526772
>The mods wont delete monsterboy posts
>>12526651

You tried this shit before and got bored. We just have to wait for your ADD to overtake your autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526773
that sounds like fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526775

We already told you no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526778
But have you told the 24 of us no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526780

Yes, we told you and your 23 proxies no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526775
>that the people want Monster Boys
Sure, that's why once you disappear no one talks about them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

rika nipah is a monster girl too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526770
>Word replace monsterboy with futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526777
Want to try together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526740
2nd Attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a nice suggestion.
How about the monsterboys be Humans?
After all, humans are the real monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526785
as long as balls don't touch, were good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526743

>They're starting to embrace progressiveness.

SJW pack your shit and leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786
Add the black streaks on her cheeks that Jinkos have and you're golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786
Her right foot still has three toes, but other than that she looks alright.

I like her more with the whiskers, but that's just my opinion, so I'm not going to force it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526787
For once, we agree with each other, humansaremonstersanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786
Better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786
And I thought it couldn't get any better. Add the marks on the cheeks and it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to go now, but let me say this before I leave

Monster Boys are the future. They're already in Monster girl manga, and will be appearing in others as well. They're also getting a anime. You can either choose to embrace both the future and inevitable, like the majority of this thread plans to (http://strawpoll.me/2650334/r)) or you can be left behind while the rest of us enjoy our male and female lizard people. The choice is yours, but if I were you, I'd follow the vast majority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786

Good, good. I liked it better when she had the whiskers, but it's still very good.

Now to add her stripes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786
Add a motherly smile and those Jinko cheek marks and it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526800
Never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off and never come back, monsterboy faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526800
>Repasting http://strawpoll.me/2650334/r
>not checking the results
Anon, you goofin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526800

No. Leave and never return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526800

How's about you check those votes again dicklicker? Even your proxies can't outpace people telling you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786
Cute, and honestly the lack of tufts prevents all the reflexive "oh no, she's not just a human girl with gloves on, get that furry shit out of here" shitposting.

Speaking of nekomimi, the ears still kind of bother me somehow. Maybe it's that her hair's perfectly tucked back under it but they feel pretty tacked onto the top of her head and small.

I want to lick your line texture, it's so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526800
You can suck my dick faggot. Leave and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786
What else do you have planned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786
Loen, I love you. No Alp. Ok, maybe a little Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526809
>Implying you arent the one using a proxy
Nice try faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786

It would be wondrous if you added fur to her knees and elbows like in KC's Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526800
We don't have to do anything you say, FUCK OFF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526787
Would human women be the fat faceless businessmen of the mg world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526800
>Posts strawpoll to prove his point
>I believe Monster Boys shouldn't exist in any manner is winning by a landslide
YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526814
Nope. I voted too.
You're full of shit, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526814

>Visit link
>Remove the "r" from the URL
>Notice that I hadn't voted on it
>Vote on it
>"HURR DURR NICE PROXIES"

Go away and take your monsterboy shit with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526814

>Them pro monsterboy votes consistently ticking up one every minute

Get lost.

[Anonymous No.]

Say guys, how much human can a monstergirl be to still be considered a monster?

Pic related: It's a yukihime, easily has many human traits were it not for it's ice magic. At this point it's more like an ice witch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526825
It depends. Do we consider elves and witches monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526733
>I'm still pissed you idiots wanted a fucking sandworm in an indoor setting

Fuck you, wild card was the best character

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526825

http://pastebin.com/8DJFrv9n

Here ya go my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your monster girl daughteru wants to learn how to drive a car!
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>All this successful baiting
>All this buttmad
>Everything works according to plan
Never change guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526836
>I was only pretending guys!
Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526825
>>12526829
I consider witches and elves to be monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526833

I teach her how to drive stick of course, right after I explain that's not inuendo for a dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526830
>hurr durr ebig zany wild card
>over humbled pharaoh forced to work as a barmaid to get by
You don't know real comedy.
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526833
I do the same thing my father did to teach me.

We take the largest, most difficult vehicle to own, and drive it through a residential area with children playing outside.

Bonus points if it's snowing and icy out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526833
But she's a shirohebi. What the fuck.

>>12526840
I do too but there are people who don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526845

Hey, Needles Kane. I didn't know you were into monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526786
3rd and maybe last attempt.
>>12526793
I also loved the whiskers.
>>12526804
In MG Russia, they never smile except in case of husband abuse.
>>12526812
Later gonna try some Hathor.
>>12526815
Her suit covers her whole body except paws and head. Otherwise she would be your normal Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526848

Add the whiskers back and move the ears to the side where they actually make sense with the hair instead of completely impossible without being a cosplay headband

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526844
Atleast we got the holstaurus barmaid, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526848

Making a whiskers version wouldn't hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526819
http://strawpoll.me/2650334/r
Yeah, it's a landslide alright. Not by the Monster Boy haters though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526855

>Them proboy autoproxies continuing to vote about once a minute.

It's already passed how many people are actually in these threads you dumb knigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526857
I think you're underestimating how popular these threads are

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526855
What are proxies.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we have super smart black Elephant girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526853
>mentioning Holstaurus
But she's the one who finally pushed Pharaoh off the leaderboard.
You're not helping, you're only making me angrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526845
>>12526847

>"Alright honey, it's the perfect time to learn how to drive a stick! Let's take the truck out through the neighborhood.
>"Dad, no, there was a blizzard last night, Mom said the roads are awful."
>"Where's your sense of fun, pumpkin? Tell you what, if you hit any kids, I'll buy you ice cream, does that sound fair?"
>"No dad, we're not going out."
>"Billy's already upset with me after hitting his little brother the last time".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526855
>Them autoproxies though
Now you're just being silly, and a little bit sore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526855
Sure. Totally not proxies. I believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You come home to see your Monster Waifu cradling your monster sonnu while he's crying. He says he was beaten up at school by the minotaur bully! How do you comfort him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526853
Still no .less or Loen pic though
Or any other good drawfag here

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, stop this.
you're going to scare away Loen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526858

No. If you look at the writefag polls and regular polls, there's about maybe 60 people online at this time of the day in this thread including lurkers.

That stupid stupid fujoshit-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526873
Why? He's being praised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526871
Tell hi. That even though he may be a human, he still has the strength to stand up to her.
After all, humans are the real monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526871
Use the shotgun and finish him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526848
Alternate, and thats it with Anya.
>>12526852
Last thread people chose these ears/hairstyle, almost everyone, except for only one guy, I wonder if you are the same anon. Majority wins.

And this is the time when I run away, see you in some hours with some Hathor progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526862

Shh, Anon, just enjoy the company of Holstaurus Barmaid while you drink the White Russian she made "personally" for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526877
But we're also arguing over trivial shit like we always do.
I mean, if we HAVE to, we should at least wait until he's not posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526884
I'd rather make a white russian between the holstaurus barmaid's bosom, then make her drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526883
Good luck and Godspeed with Hathor, Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526883
May the Pharaoh's grace be with you, Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526883

Excellent job, Loen. Many thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526878
See, this anon knows how to avoid a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526855
You're embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526871
I'd give him a great big hug of FUCK. OFF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526899
>Landslide of people want Monster Boys
>I'm embarrassing myself

Yeah, OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526906
>People
You say that, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526906
>proxies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526906
Proxies don't count as people, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Will delete in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526883
Are you going to one day do exy Hathor and Ammy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526916

By the HEALTHor's monstrous cleveage, this is starting to make me laugh.

This monsterboy faggot really thinks he can force his shit fetish into /mgg/ with his proxies.

[Anonymous No.]

All of you, cease talking and get back to work.

These pyramids aren't going to build themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526916
>Monster Girls Z
>The Return of Fujoshit-kun
Coming Saturday on Toonami

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526883
Thanks Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526906
You obviously don't like monstergirl threads because you see what your clearly unwanted propositions bring and continue to do it. Why? Are you a troll or are you really that much of a faggot you can't find someone to talk monsterboys with? If the latter, that should tell you something, and the very fact that thera "SO MANY PEOPLE" who want monsterboys and yet no one is talking about them except us telling you to fuck off, well...

[Anonymous No.]

Amid this storm of retarded mb shit taste, I figure I will share a pic of amiami's fall mascot costume box insert since it is cute and mg related. The double sided postcard type insert is really quite nice.

http://imgur.com/a/bVSGk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526906
>>12526926

>"There are "SO MANY PEOPLE" who want monsterboys and yet no one is talking about them except for us telling you to fuck off."

I guess this case is closed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526926
>>12526931
They're probably not talking about them because you guys scared them into submission, they're the silent majority because the loud minority dictates these threads through fear and assault

Thanks for being bullies to people who have different tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526926
God, just turn into a fucking Alp already.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Except I'm also with him. I just want monster sonerus. There's more than one person who want these you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526935

>silent majority

If you're the "majority", why don't you just GO MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING THREAD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526935
You really think there are 65 people just lurking and not talking about this? The simplest explanation is usually the correct one and that explanation is you proxy voting to troll the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526935
>>12526940
Try harder, samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526923
Would you let Anubis work that sucker to death?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0dpU5suqksY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526935
>No one else is talking about monsterboys
>"Uh, you probably just scared them! Muh silent majority!"
>Being this delusional
Seek professional help Fujoshit-kun. Also, y'know, go make your own fucking thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Make daughterus, not war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtmjZ-NrDrs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526940
>more than one
stop being so delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526945
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526943
http://imgur.com/A1zWhcC
Sure am samefagging huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526940
Look, I'm >>12526420 and I would love to talk about monsterboys, but this has happened before, and that'll just open the door for all the forbidden fetishes here. If keepings those out mean no ,monsterboys discussion, so be it. If you can't accept that, feel free to fuck off with him because monster GIRL thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526953
>>12526940
Talk about Monster Boys. Don't let the trolls silence you. You are not alone, we are many. Together we can change these threads, we need to stand united though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526955
If there is so many of you then make your own thread unless you have some sort of vendetta against us or you are just trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

I will stand with you everyday until we get to discuss monster sonerus freely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526951
Then surely /jp/ wouldn't mind you making a thread about it.
Go ahead. Try it.
I'm not being sarcastic either. Seriously. Make the thread. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, since I don't know how to end my other story, I decided to make a completely different, sort of one shot story. Sort of
The Monster with No Name. My brilliant title naming skills strike again.

Disclaimer: I have no idea if I'll continue this. It was sort of a one shot, but has a set-up for an actual story.
The story's set in the Wild West era. There isn't really much so I decided, why not.

http://pastebin.com/mh3Gjsu9

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526953
Thank you for being reasonable and respecting /mgt/'s rejection of monsterboys.
>>12526955
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526955
>>12526959

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526955
>>12526959
nice samefagging m8

[Anonymous No.]

loving femdom (teasing, face sitting, etc)
Best dom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526966
Kamen man please in the name of justice, stop wasting our image with reaction images. You do this every thread. My harmless want for a salamander monster soneru sparked this, but I apologize for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

So which mb has the biggest cock?

My money's on orc boys but then I think centaur horsedicks have a fair running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526328
Oh my god... that entrance... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526968
>>12526966
http://imgur.com/2m5NnSL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526949

I still can't get over how fucking cute this picture is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526979
>thinking that'll help

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526212
>>12526680
>>12526208

>MFW this sense of pride for Anya
>MFW this unconditional love for her
>MFW you guys haven't ran her into the goddamned Earth's crust yet

Is this... a father's happiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526973
Fight for your sonnu anon, don't let the vocal minority scare you off

>>12526975
Do you think there are reverse Alps? Like, a girl who really wants to date other girls, so she becomes a monster boy to do so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526980
Neither can I.

Anubis is so cute when she's cross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526979

>Posts in more than one computer
>Posts through cellphone
>Thinks screencaps are not easily forgeable

Don't lie to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526973
>Attempts to appeal to my sense of JUSTICE
>Does not apologize for his crime.
The time of the Neo-shitposters is upon us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526983

Feels good to be an Anondad, doesn't it? Enjoy, brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526984
Stop samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526955
No, because I understand and respect thread etiquette. What you're doing is like a kid who wants to play with Go-bots when everyone agreed on Transformers. And you're like, "NO! GO-BOTS! BLAZE IT MOTHERFUCKER!" You're just being unpleasant and fucking with everybody's enjoyment. It's a big playground, I'm sure you can find somebody to play with you, go to them and leave us be, not everybody has to like the same things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526987

You could at least delete the images afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526986
>>12526987
Look, I do not condone the actions of fujoshit-kun. Nor am I ask that monster sonerus be discussed as frequently as monster girls. However, I still would still like there to be some discussion and writefagging about them allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526961
Pretty cool, Anon. I like it. I'm writing down my first one, still fixing some problems and putting my ideas in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526995
Read >>12526993

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526993

You are a good man and I would buy you a beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526995
>I still would still like there to be some discussion and writefagging about them allowed
Go and make your own thread. No one is stopping you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526995
Make your own thread. How simple is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526995
Go make a monster boy thread then. You seem to have failed to notice the title of the thread. You'll have that one anime soon to fill its threads with your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526989

Worst part is now Loen has [ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL] of my heartboner and i'm stuck listening to Hell March now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526975
>>12526984
You're just digging the hole even deeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526995
see>>12526993

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526994
Okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526995

There is, on /tg/, all the time. You just have to find the right venues for what you want.

Don't be the guy that goes to a steakhouse and complains that the grilled chicken salad is shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527001
>>12527000
Im not the one spamming the argument, however I'm not as delusional as fujoshit kun despite being a chuuni. I'm well aware there's only maybe 2 others besides me in the thread who like them. The thread quite simply wouldnt last longer than an hour. All I'm asking is that the small group of us be allowed to discuss them once a month or so. You already allowed futa in here with Claire and praised her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526983
Anya is new thread offspring. She will be loved like Moth-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527003

DIE WAFFEN LEGT AN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527010

No! Esta claro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527010
>You already allowed futa in here with Claire and praised her
>Implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527010
Make your own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527010
Except we didn't praise her. We despise Claire and we hate the Unnamable writefag for bringing her into existence. The answer remains, and will forever remain, FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527011
For less than a week then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527010
Hathor's bust, just make your own damn thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527010

>You already allowed futa in here with Claire and praised her.

Wrong.

You're not from here, are you? You're just here to be an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527021
Fuck you anon, I still love Moth-Chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527010
>You already allowed futa
Don't make me laugh, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527010
>You already allowed futa in here with Claire and praised her

Are you fucking insane!!!? She is hated with a blackness deeper that that between the stars..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527010
>You already allowed futa in here with Claire and praised her.
Maximum overbait.

[Anonymous No.]

So I heard futa is allowed in here now?

[Anonymous No.]

Glad mbs are being shot down, I was worried /mgg/ got a little too liberal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527024
So do I.

[Anonymous No.]

MGQ Elementals, or MGE Elementals?

That includes Undine, Sylph, Gnome and Ignis/Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527010
>The thread quite simply wouldnt last longer than an hour
You're on /jp/, threads here last days.
Your argument's invalid.
Make the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527032
The day futa and mbs are allowed in these threads I will leave and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527031
Make your own thread in >>>/d/.

[Anonymous No.]

Well this thread has gone to shit, we should try changing topic.
post ideas you have for new monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

I like it how this monsterboy fag who keeps trying to push his fetish here is acting like a necessary evil.

Everybody's venting and shitting on him so we won't fight between ourselves, making /mgg/ a healthy place.

Thanks for being the Toilet-kun of this thread, monsterboyfag. Don't think ill of us, though, we told you to make your own thread numerous times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527031
Yes, and so is getting NTRed by a centaur boy and so is mutilating a lamia and so is monster girl scat.

Burn, thread, burn.

[Anonymous No.]

Again, will delete in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527039
Still waiting on a Taniwha girl.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taniwha

A cross between a Shark Girl and an Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527040
>Everybody's venting and shitting on him so we won't fight between ourselves
This is what I thought. Something good had to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527031

You're treading a dangerous line Anon. I don't mind futa.

But mentioning it is a sure-fire way to start that argument that no one enjoys taking part in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527039
Still need a down covered dinosaur girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527039
I mentioned Ananta a few threads back, but I'll mention it again.

>Imagine, Ananta--a docile lamia that some claim to be the former servant an oracle to the Indian Chief God(s) of old. Others claim that she IS the Indian Chief God, given an avatar form. Either way, she is seen as a kind lamia, able to hear and convey to the living the will of the Chief God through her power as an oracle. She also has that delicious blue skin that Indian Gods are known to have but not black sclera. After all, she’s neither evil nor corrupted, and would either be dressed in Indian robes, or for the lewd crowd, like Paimon from Magi.

>Then there’s the possibility of Ouroboros. I’m not exactly sure how one would differentiate her behavior from that of KC’s Ghoul, but the original source implies that the Ouroboros is always hungry, even willing to eat her own tail if its feeding needs are not met. With that being said, she would either have a lustful, spiteful, or strong-willed disposition. This is the point where my imagination takes me right back to the Ghoul, dark-skin, tattered clothes, and all. If someone can make her even better, by all means speak up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527044

This is fucking golden. My sides cannot sustain keks of this caliber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527039
Mantis and Pistol Shrimp girls
Numerous werewolf/wolfgirl and harpy species
Dragonfly girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527039
Invisible mg. Think of all the ways she can invisibly molest you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527045
This is great, we need a drawfag to get on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527039
Dinosaur monster girls. Cthulhu monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527057
Well, chesires can do that too. And probably ghost girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527058
In a way I want this, but then I know she'll be inevitably moefied into a blushing housewaifu in an apron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527057
She gives you the morning wood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527057
this may or may not be one of my fetishes and may or may not go into my story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527031
puu dot sh/bOSIT.png
NANI?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527067
>Invisible Cheshire blowjob
The whistles go WHOO WHOO!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527074
my fucking drink went everywhere you asshole. I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527042

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I know liking futa is fine, and that Ahobaka centaur NTR doujin is one of the worst things ever. The one with the dom Centaur-girl is immensely better.

But when did monstergirl scat ever get mentioned? I've had a close eye on these threads. And that's a fetish that most definitely don't want to see pop up here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527074
Chesires can float too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

For those who want to discuss sonerus go here
>>12527072

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527031
>>12527037
>>12527038
>>12527042
because all posters in this thread need a fat cat phallus up the poopchute stat

>>12527051
>curry snake
no thx

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527081
yes, no where is safe from their invisible blow jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527051

>"Hey, brother, got some free time tonight?"
>"brother"
>She accidentally activates your pre-installed "full jolly co-op knightbro mode" brain chip
>You just go up to her and say something like "WHY YES, I DO, SISTER! HOW CAN I BE OF ASSISTANCE ON THIS DAY?" before yanking her to a random adventure right away before she can even reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527078
Careful there. All you have to do is acknowledge its existence, and the fans come out of the woodwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527083
You fucking idiot. Keep all monster girl shit in mgg. Spreading is a good fucking way to get us kicked out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527083

Oh boy.

OOOOOOOH BOEH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527083
>flooding jp with more monster girl threads

Monster girl threads - jp edition 2014 -2014
RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527078
You're opening the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527085
>Write up this long-winded thing about how delicious blue Ananta Snake Goddess should be a thing
>lol currysnake pls go

Okay sure. I didn't care about her anywa--Nah, I don't even care!
I care immensely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527078
>>12527042

We already told you no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527051
>that pic

Haha, wow. Imagine if crabman switched places with KC, then mge would REALLY be a hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527101

get on floor
everybody walk the di-no-saur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527096
How about no? I wanted to discuss monster sonerus, just not exclusively, but rather in a family setting. You want monster sonerus out of your thread? I did just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527083
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527110
this kills the mgg

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the mods when you need them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527083

Just to be clear, Monster Girl Threads have no involvement in this AT ALL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527110
Enjoy your thread alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527120
Should we post that in the thread, or just...you know, leave it alone?
I vote leave it alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527122
I made this thread because others said they liked them, I know there's at least one other person. If they dont reply that's fine too. I'll just continue posting them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527128
leave it alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527128
Leave it the fuck alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527131
Indeed.

>>12527129
>I'll just continue posting them here.
Why, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527083
>Monster FAMILY Thread

I like the euphemism and the EMG image. Almost makes it seem legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527129
People don't actually like monster boys, they just say they do to piss people off.
Welcome to the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527128

Leave it alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527120
You should say that over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527106

Do dinosaur-girls exist that don't tread too far into Scaley-territory?

The only example that comes to mind is Tarrasque-chan. Because she has the human face along with her scales and horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526993
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527128
Leave it the fuck alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527145
Thanks for re-awakening my fear boner at the thought of being hunted down by a pack of cunning velociraptor girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527145

Clever girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527129
You're not answering my question, why are you going to continue posting here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526193
muh dick
http://pastebin.com/ss7XyKqX

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526993
Soon he'll evolve into that kid that just steals the game ball, runs to the other end of the playground and then lays down on the ball and wraps his body around it so no one can pry it loose. If you do, you risk hurting him and he'll cry foul to the school staff and get everyone in trouble and pretty soon they wont allow you to play that game because you exclude 'that kid' because he was a fucking asshole who didn't play by the rules and was upset he never got his way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527138
It reminds me of the tactics used during our first few days here, where /jp/ers would bait other /jp/ers in blatant bait threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527158
Because having children of any gender is related to having a wife and unexpected pregnancies that may occur during rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527153
>velociraptor girls

Hope you don't mind love bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527157

Jesus, why does a girl with blue skin/scales/fur/whateverthefuck make my dick so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527128
>>12527131
>>12527136
>>12527148
>>12527142

I wonder what's going to happen once this thread dies but the other one doesn't.

I hope the Janitor doesn't get mad at us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527051
>>12527085
>>12527103


9/10 would call for tech support

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527170
Because you're a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527157
>Lustria
Now I want to see a plump, ara ara Slann monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I just read that Doppel story.
My heart.
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527167
Not sure what I'm reading here, but...
Human sons are a thing in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527172
I'm guessing it's gonna die off relatively quick compared to our thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527179

Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527157
But is she clever enough to dodge from my Gun?
And Gun I mean
LUNA
TRIGGA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527176

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527157
>You will never be hired as head of security by a high tech bioengineering firm, assigned to a new project being performed on an island.
>You will never become trusted and committed, even as you learn the insane fact that they are cloning dinosaurian monster girls from DNA found in amber-covered mosquitoes.
>You will have years of working with large and wild monsters girls and have love and respect for them. These though scare you. Especially the raptors. How brilliant they are.
>You will never oversee the arrival of a big alpha female... and lose one of your handlers to her vicious intellect.
>You will never recommend she and all the others be killed because they are too dangerous, too wild, too feral.
>Shit will never go down.
>You will never be out alone, trying to turn back on the power to the island with the female Monster Palentologist.
>You will never tell her to run as you see one of the raptors. One of the smaller ones. You will never raise your gun slowly and begin to stalk.
>...the big alpha female will never slowly emerge from the bushes right beside you.
>...Clever girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527174
>>12527085
You guys are rubbish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527180

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527088
Just imagine the potential.

You're in the bathroom, washing up before you go to bed. Then you hear your chesire waifu call you in from the bedroom. Hurrying to finish, you walk into the bed to find...
That it's completely deserted. You look around, turn to leave, but not before hearing a voice with no body telling you to get on the bed.
So you comply, laying back. Then unseen forces work at your trouser fly. Glancing down, all you can see is the fabric being tugged by the air as the button is popped and your pants dragged down. The underwear follows, and your dick is wrapped up in something warm and wet, with no explanation. The swirling sensations spiral and caress around it until you're brought to half-mast, then you see it.
Starting from the lips and tongue, bobbing up and down with your dick still visible past them, her face slowly materialises.
Arms crossed and feet pointed to the ceiling like a ballerina, the chesire hangs suspended in the air, upside down and presenting dat underboob to you while she sucks you to orgasm with that cheerful glint in her eyes.

...Seriously though, just think of the positions available to you if the girl can negate her weight or fly entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527180
It's always been a headcanon of mine that very rarely, monstergirls can give birth to human sons. Echidnas are more likely to than others, but it's still possible.
Of course, an Echidna's son will have to grow up with several monstergirl Onee-sans, but hey I don't think he'd be complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527178

Good luck communicating with Slann-chan since she'd be shooting out skin pigmentation changes and fucking astrological mathematics at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527182
http://pastebin.com/YuHSt1G2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527184
>Leaving out the part where he actually made a thread
Step it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527157
>tfw we got clam and snail instead of this
>tfw no more Jingai Shunman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527172
Someday the mods will decree that we bunch together into a Monster People thread, where mb haters are considered disgusting homophobes and are routinely booted out of threads. Meanwhile people rarely discuss mgs outside of a family context and reverse rape is considered an offensive fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

And thus the thread remains ruined by shitposters with shit tier fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527180
This. Human sons and monstergirls daughterus is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527186
>She will never then grin slowly and screech as she pounces!
>She will never, rather then rend you to shreds as she did the handler, rip off your clothes, smashing your gun away.
>She will never lean down and say, "...I've been waiting for you..."
>She will never initiate the most intense sex you've ever had.
>You will never be dragged off to their nest, where the alpha keeps you as her mate. The only man on the island worthy of her. The hunter. The gamekeeper. The only one who respects them.
>She will never give you bloody kisses as she begins to take over the island...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527051

>a docile lamia that some claim to be the former servant an oracle to the Indian Chief God(s) of old

Oh hey, this sounds interes--

>but not black sclera. After all, she’s neither evil nor corrupted
>Delicious Black Sclera
>Being a sign of evilness and corruption

Come on, mang. You're making it too hard for me to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527190
We need more cheshire writefaggotry like this.
You've reminded me why I once loved them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527191
I'd like to imagine that mammalian and demihuman MGs would be the only ones able to birth human sons.

While races such as dragons or the undead can only birth more monstergirls

And that'd lead to race conflicts and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527192
>shooting out skin pigmentation changes and fucking astrological mathematics at you
Stop making me want it even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527203
I mean. I guess she could have black sclera.
But then again, it could easily be misconstrued that she's, you know, THAT kind of monster girl.

You know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527199

Well then how about you tell me your fetishes, Anon?

Is it something as lewd and depraved and straight-up weird like hand-holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527202
That feel boner.. Thanks Anon.

Why live..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527201
Eh, it seems to reduce the need for mgs to rape, considering men are no longer afraid of betraying their race since the human population will remain healthy. Then it just turns into a vanilla family fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527204
I find that having a fetish for zero g or underwater sex is conductive to the line of thinking that lets me utilise a chesire's powers for lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527204

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527196
I'm monitoring that too, so when his thread either succeeds or bombs, we'll have proof that there is no reason for them to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527212
Okay, then why not just have it be a rarity then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527209
I do have Awful fetishes except i know that most other people hate them, so i just take part in them on /d/ you know the Board made specifically for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527208

What kind? Like a Succubutt?

Succubutts don't have to be portrayed as evil and corrupt all the time. Why can't we have a shy, blushing succubus every once in a while? Shit's cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527216
What if it out lives this thread? What if the mods dont let us create a new thread while that's up?
Oh my god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527212
Just make them have a low probability of giving birth to human males. Like, 5-10%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527205
Keep in mind, Echidnas can give birth to any kind of monstergirl. I just thought that logically they'd have a better chance of giving birth to humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527226
We can't have that either, you kind isnt welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527209
Speaking of, does anyone have that gif which is just a shot of one person's hands being tenderly massaged and played with?
I've seen it a few times before on the /a/ threads, but I've never been able to find it since we moved to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527220
I'm not saying like a succubus necessarily.
I mean, like, the kind of monster girl that, unless left in check, will run rampant and turn places into demon realms.

Like that kind of monster girl.
But yes, I agree that cute succubi should be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527230
spoiler your lewd requests anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527229
The fuck are you talking about, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527216
It's one or two people who don't even like monster girls trying to shit things up and get us booted off of /jp/.
The same people who did the same shit on /a/. It's the most concentrated form of autism I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527229
>you kind isnt welcome here
Wait, human sons CAN'T be a thing?
Is that what you're saying?
That doesn't sound right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527229
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527220
>shy, blushing X

god no. Also they'd basically be no different from regular moe human girls but with wings and spade tails.

if anything succubi need to be portrayed as more evil, they've definitely been softening up lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527180
>>12527191

Same here, like that one greentext story an Anon made about a constantly pissed off human dude who inherited his Oni mother's strength and endurance or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527241
Not that guy, but yeah I think it's a pretty bad idea.

Still marginally better than hbs, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527229
Human sons from monster mothers are accepted, even though it's hardly ever done. Don't try to shit in the pot even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527247
>Here, we have Exhibit A
>A picture of an Oni-born human male at his bench, lookin' mad as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527252
>Human sons from monster mothers
Seafoams setting does that, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527247
>inherited his Oni mother's strength and endurance

That just sounds really cheesy.

I mean if you want to have human son / mg mother relationships you could just make him adopted. It's probably a more interesting dynamic that way anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527180
>>12527191
>>12527247
>>12527201

Anyone remember sloth's palading and succuslut story? They had a boy and two daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527250
>I think it's a pretty bad idea
No, it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527256
I believe so.
Personally, I like to make it ambiguous as to whether or not human males are born from monsters, or merely adopted from Unknown Orphanage down the street.

Unless it's the whole mother-son incest thing, in which case, adopted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527255

My sides.

>>12527257

It would be kind of limiting if monstergirls only gave birth to females. Based on how much the average man is treated, compared to how much he's milked, combined with how fast monstergirls reproduce in general view, wouldn't humans go extinct really fucking fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527223
>What if the mods don't let us create a new thread while that's up?

I doubt that would happen.

>>12527239
Yes, and they already beat us once, can't deny it. The question becomes, are you willing to do everything in your power to defend our place on this site, should this be another attempt to get kicked off /jp/ or even 4chan? I don't want to see you faggots fold like a wet napkin again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527039
Ok, I threatened to do this yesterday: I have the new Monster Manual, I'm going to go through in alphabetical order and MGify every entry. Please either join in or beg for me to stop, as appropriate.

>Aarakockra
Dangerously cheesy, but a bird girl with air powers is easy.

>Aboleth
Standard tentacle girl, green skin. "Ara ara, you wouldn't want an aeons-old godthing like me..."

>Angels
Done

>Animated Object
Inexplicably blushing suit of armour? That bedsheet ghost that gets posted occasionally? I've got nothing.

More to follow, unless you hate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527265
>Animated Object
Fluff Golem, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

Why are guys such perverted, stupid animals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527263
This is why we have glorious paladins and chastity belts and walled settlements.

If anything I think a world in which the human male population is far lower than the female population would be quite interesting. You'd have to wonder what society would look like if men were expected to keep chaste for their human girl waifus and give them children, where rape would actually be a really shameful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527272
Anon, what site are you posting on right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527265
>Ankheg
Standard creepy bug-girl

>Azer
Big amazonian type with hair made from fire. Not bad.

>Banshee
Basically a monster girl already, just make her prettier and less a spirit of pure hate.

>Basilisk
Do we have one of these already? If not: big lizard girl, change the gaze from petrifying to making something else hard.

>Behir
Lightning-breathing multi-armed dragon, easy.

>Beholder
Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527268
What about a manikin? or a sex doll..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527265

>bedsheet ghost

By Anya's whiskers, imagine all the comfy when you wake up in the mornings with her enveloping you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527272
>Perverted
Nature demands it.
>Stupid
We like, conquer, build and maintain everything, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527283
>sex doll
Already done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527272
Go away SJW beta lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jurassic Park with monstergirls

>T-Rex girl and Spinosaurus girl spend all the movie fighting for the MC

>Raptor girls are chasing him to make him the communal husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527280
>Blight
It's a plant person. Done.

>Bugbear
Like a goblin, only big. and hairy

>Bulette
Landshark. Jawsome.

>Bullywug
Frog-girl, hopefully like Toumasu's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527280
>Lightning-breathing multi-armed dragon.

Intriguing,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527272

Why are women such hormonally imbalanced creatures who can't follow the simple rules of logic and reason like the rest of the world?

Why are you even trying to stir SJW shit up in a thread that on one hand objectifies the female form and yet worships the dominant female personae?

[Anonymous No.]

What went wrong in this thread?

Also Dinosaur Monster Girls are cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527274
I want to be courted by my future wife before having my purity sullied by a gang of female hooligans

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527272

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527294
>Cambion
Half-devil, the picture in the book is already a red human with horns and wings. (I won't post it, neither sexy nor anime enough for here)

>Carrion Crawler
It's a giant carnivorous worm with legs and tentacles. The caterpillar girl that inspired Moth-chan probably counts.

>Centaur
Done

>Chimera
Done, I think. Though I'd like to see a three-headed multi-monster girl.

>Chuul
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527288
Someone really ought to write a story about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527308
>Pic related
Purge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527309

There's nothing interesting about Living Doll, and spooky doll ghost stories are a dime a dozen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527299
>worships the dominant female personae
>worships

Careful there, just because one likes femdom does not make one a Betamax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527308
>Cloaker
Flying sting-ray girl, wing/fin membranes between arms and legs. Has a tendency to hug you suddenly from above.

>Cockatrice
Chicken harpy with attitude. Where by "attitude" I mean "dragon parts" - probably a tail.

>Couatl
Done, it's the Aztec bird-snake god that I can't spell.

>Crawling Claw
It's just a hand. I'd read that doujin.

>Cyclops
Very done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527317
I did a short greentext about her some time ago.
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12435486/#12437371
Maybe someone can go off that, or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527305

you sound like a harlot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527305
No, no, you get married, and on the first night as a married couple, you get fucked silly in front of your waifu for maximum tears. Do you even cuckqueans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527318
>just because one likes femdom does not make one a Betamax
Whatever you say, champ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527337

NTR pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527338
I'm not even here for femdom, but reverse rape and exotic beauties. Stay beta.

>>12527318
What the hell. I thought I had 30 minutes to delete this. It's 15 minutes, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527039
I always wondered why dragonfly girls aren't a thing. They're already the alpha predators of the insect world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527290
If only

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527338
Not him, but it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527341
Hey man, I'm just responding to what he said, I know how appreciated ntr is here. I won't post or request it, but I will respond if someone appears. At least it's hetero right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527337

So then they mindbreak me into being their personal sex slave while my wife is powerless to stop them, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have passionate handholding sex with your waifu on your first night together as a married couple.
>You'll never cuddle together afterwards and fall asleep in each others arms.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527290
And when is the release date?

[Anonymous No.]

>In 2014 a Crack Monster Unit was sent to Prison by a Military Court for Rapes they didn't commit
>These Women promptly escaped maximum security Chasity belts into the Los Angles underground
>Today still wanted by the Government they live on as Soldiers of Sex, if you have a Boner and no one else can help maybe you can Hire
>The M-Team

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527290
Fund it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527359
fucking gross.
Why would anyone want to fuck a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

How healthy is too healthy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527328
>Walking around the park.
>Goes to open area.
>3 cloakers flying around.
>Hugs everywhere.

Not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527328
>Darkmantle
Non-aquatic squid girl, with the ability to project a localised cloud of inky darkness "for privacy".

>Death Knight
A knight and an undead! Perhaps we can convert the paladins after all.

>Demilich
Like a lich, but just the head. Kinky, but I won't judge, I had that crab picture.

>Demons
Extremely done, and I don't think anyone wants to see me go through all the sub-types.

Special mention goes to the Marilith, which is already a monster girl (see picture)

>Devils
See above, yes they are different, apparently. There is a type called an "Erinyes" which looks like your standard fallen angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527351
Well, I'm not into the whole "taking away the other person's beloved' aspect. More like, the shame of her powerlessness to stop them, the humiliation of having you taken in front of her, how you can't look at each other the same again, the severing of bonds, I'd call it. Normally I hate this type, the type that throws it in the other person's face, I must be feeling pretty S today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527368
There's a limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527368
fat monster girls are a blight on humanity and should be purged along with futafags, ntr, and mantango

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527351

they mindbreak you and keep you as their sex slave then 4 months later they all show up at your waifus house pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527368
>Those tits

I can make it work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527368
There's no such thing
>>12527377
Please, least we're straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527376
But what is the limit?

>>12527377
I get the feeling you also dislike femdom and think anything near or in your butt is gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527380
>>12527381
Shut up, I'm not ss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527380
>male receiving anal, whether dick, tentacle, strap on or what have you isn't gay

Oh boy here we go. It is, by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527368
Eh, I'd tap her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527359
Let's just turn Cheers into Monster Girls too!

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ, is it the fetish sideshow parade in here today or what?

I'm going to try to make some sense of a circuit for lighting on my PC and come back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527380
>>12527391
Can we not this thread has been shit enough as is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527391
Gay would be if it was another man.

This is simple stuff. I'd have figured that people in a fetish thread would have understood that by now.

You also forgot long fox tongues up the butt.

>>12527397
>Complaining about fetishes in a thread that's about fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527368
>That background
I'm at least getting paid for fucking a pornstar, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527396
>NORMA!
>How's life treating ya Norma?
>Like I'm a futa doing her straight boyfriend in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527368
I recognize that pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527368
I'd do her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527371
>Dinosaurs
See discussion upthread. They're in the monster manual, so yes they are monsters and hence dinosaur girls are monster girls. QED.

>Displacer Beast
Feral catgirl with tentacles and illusion powers. Nice.

>Doppelgänger
Done

>Dracolich
Just two other sorts of monster put together.

>Dragons.
Done. (Does every different thing a dragon could breathe really need its own write up? Dragons take up thirty pages in this book and they're all the same)

>Drider
>Dryad
Already monstergirls.

>Duregar
A purple dwarf. Evil, which I'm going to read a "rapey".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527407
>>12527403
Man that pool is just the asian version of the couch isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527413
Yyyyup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527410
Are these annoying people? I can stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527402
>Complaining about fetishes in a thread that's about fetishes

>If one thing is acceptable, everything is acceptable

How about you go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527401
THE RIDE. NEVER. ENDS.

>>12527402
But today I'm not gonna get into a kilometric argument with you, I had enough with yesterday's and today's MB faggotry. So, to summarize, a man taking anything up the ass, whether the giver is male, female, intersex or even genderless that is not medically related, is gay. You're gay. GAY. Get out of the closet and go alp already and stop bugging everyone with your self hatred and repression. Be the fantastic faggot you were meant to be and leave us out of your drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526883
Thank you for your time Loen! Your work is great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526924
It's made by 4Kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527420
I do admit I wasn't really paying attention after acertain point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527402
It' a thread about a very niche fetish, not every fetish, that's what >>>/d/ is for. You don't have to leave your dick prints over everything. I'm not referencing futa, I just like that expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527430
Who decides? You? I think not.

>>12527431
You're very repressed, anon.

But I agree, no sense in arguing it against such close-minded people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527437
Didn't I tell you to get your ass in the Boo Box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527410

>Elementals
Done. It's never really addressed how one, uh, "interacts" with a girl made of wind, or worse, fire, is it?

>Elves
Done

>Empyrean
Huge, muscular, pale grey demigoddess. Prone to very strong emotions, more than a bit tsundere.

>Ettercap
The other sort of spider girl: humanoid with spider features. Claws, lots of eyes and maybe mandibles on her face. Hates elves, which is endearing if nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527420
Maybe pastebin it, I was not paying attention at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527410
>>Displacer Beast
>Feral catgirl with tentacles and illusion powers. Nice.

Oh shit, I fought one of those before in one of the best campaigns I ever played. My DM had the old Ral Partha pewter sculpt of it and everything. And when he plopped it down in front of our level two party, you can imagine the panic.

I'm pocketing that one for later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527442
>no sense in arguing it against such close-minded people

Now you're getting it! And you can fuck off or stay if you keep quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526625
You stole the words from my mouth. What's great is that they probably wasted time practicing that instead of coming to the rescue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526924
Does it air right after Straight Shota Chronicles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527352

>Handholding sex
>With a Medusa
>She keeps calling you an idiot every time you tell her it's a shame she's so cute since you can't keep your kisses off of her
>Snake hair goes ballistic with glee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526982
Good to the last drop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527448
>>12527439
Eh, I was only doing it to promote discussion of something other than petty arguments. Though I'm quite proud of the Cloaker. I might start again in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527452
I have a different sort of question for you. What's the appeal of monstergirls to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527454
I feel bad for adult monstergirls with shota husbands, if they fuck them too much their body will change just for them, which means their pussies will shrink to accommodate shota dick. What happens when they grow up? You can't fuck two inches of pussy with a seven inch dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527455
AND MY DESPAIR DEEPENS.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a shame there are so few healthy/chubby monstergirls.

The only consistent artist I know of is Fuyu, and his stuff is basically just kemonomimi-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527461
Demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527466

You could always petition .less for more, like the brown succubutt from that story last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527455
>just before you cum, she accidently turns you into stone

This is making me thing of how it's like to have a gargoyle wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527290
Compy orgy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527470
>Asking anything of .less anymore
Might as well ask EA to make a good game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527460
The fact that I'm a huge xenophile who wants to know what cuddling lamias or other such things would be like.
Also cute stuff. I fucking love cute stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527470
I want to petition less to do Ryu smut or maid griffon stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527460
Reverse rape, exotic beauties, sex beyond that which you can have with a human, devotion, and unfailing horniness. There's also the extra fun of making fearsome things dickable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527470
.less hates healthy.

You can tell when he draws it he's not having fun.

http://i.imgur.com/6a8Hljf.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527470
>Wanting less to do anything
No thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527371
The world needs more Marilith monster girls.
I'll write something with one at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527479
Loen said he wants to practice healthy girls though right? That could be a good opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527479
I hate him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527479
damnit
there's more than enough kitsune shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527484
Join the club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527482
This anon knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527483
Loen is slowly becoming one of us Hathor brethren

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527470
>.less
No thanks. Ask Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527484
>>12527487
But guys. Did you already forget he's converted to the goddess of fertility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527179
> you will never lovingly sex your doppelwaifu through her confidence issues
Why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527489
All according to plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527492
That doesnt fix anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527492
Yes and the first thing he does is using bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527498
Well people requested that, so it's not really his fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527498
Yeah, but people asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527481
>>12527484
>>12527487
Why do you guys dislike him?

>>12527485
Is it just because people like you don't get what they want drawn or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527502
Less has burned a lot of people. On top of that he draws some really unlikable shit like guro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527502
>Why do you guys dislike him?
Futa, guro, mindbreak, rape.

You tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527352
>>12527465

>You'll never wish you had a monstergirl waifu so much that your life becomes boring and dull when compared to a world where they exist
>You'll never eventually give up on your dream and become a permanently grumpy man because of it
>Monstergirls will never turn out to be real one day, as the whole world goes nuts about it
>You'll never not give two shits about it, as you've already abandoned your goals and dreams about them a long time ago
>You'll never end up getting a monstergirl for a neighbor one day, who takes a liking to you right when you first meet after she moves in
>You'll never shoot her down everytime she tries to make an advance on you because of your stubbornness
>She'll never not give up on you nonetheless, often trying to change your opinion on monstergirls and give your dreams a second change
>She'll never visit you often, wanting to do things with you, and just clinging to you in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527502
More like
>not drawing stuff of girls who have next to nothing

[Seafoam No.]

>>12527256
>Seafoams setting does that, doesn't it?
Sometimes. There's a reason Horny Human was set when it was. Or rather that it... is set where it will be? Anyway, more on that once I get around to writing more things with higher relevance to the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527500
>>12527501
If someone requested him to jump off a bridge would he do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527505
>>12527508

So it's just because he's not drawing what you want him to.
Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527503
>really unlikable shit like guro
You know, some people actually like guro.
I can't fap to it, but I like stare at it in morbid curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527511
fuck off less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527511
Bob pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527510
Who are you? My dad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527488
I enjoy multi-arm girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527512
I like his collar stuff, but that's mostly because I like collars even though I'm not into bondage and the like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527510
I'm sure he would if Bob request it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527498

But it was loving bondage. Ammy was nibbling on Hath's ear. Is that not okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527455

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527510
I mean, I see your argument.
It's kind of like when like two guys said, "Oh yeah, Bob, do the thing." And then he did it.
And then everybody hated him for it.

I guess I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527489
Hathor be praised!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527511

Everybody liked it when he drew Moth-chan.

Everybody hated it when he drew Charr eating a mermaid alive. And he didn't even make a light version where she's just nibbling on the mermaid in a cute way to compensate for the guro.

It's not about answering a certain request, it's about drawing unecessary things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527512
>guro

If you thought futa was hates, try posting guro. Or better yet, DON'T.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527509
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527402

but what if dakini was dick-ini?

with an enormous fox penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527525
So you've just reinforced my point. When he draws things he likes or feels like doing, you guys hate him for it.

You're very selfish, anons.

Though I think it's because he's done so many requests and such that people now expect it from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527521
Okay, how did Henry end up in MGG? How did this happen? When did this happen? And why don't we have pic related with Harry and Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527532
less pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527532
He's also burned people on commissions, so said people and their friends are rather salty about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527532
>When he draws things he likes
He said he dislike futa and guro and yet he draw them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527528
As long as it wasn't too long or thick I'd take her to the hilt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527526
>>12527525

http://i.imgur.com/6Lhhzu4.jpg

Every day until you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527532
Fuck off.
>>12527535
I believe that's simply a self-insert or whatever, but Henry was so bland it wouldn't matter either way.
Also, let's avoid putting MGs in EVERYTHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527522
We asked him to stop before we poured on the hate, Bob

>>12527525
I could do without the guro and futa, other than that, let him draw whatever the fuck he wants. Except another fucking manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527546
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527525
I don't know I just would like griffon smut, I liked that little story.
And the OD Ryu was hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527489
new religion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527532
>When he draws things he likes or feels like doing, you guys hate him for it.
>Guro, futa and Bob shit.
>It's selfish to not like that.
Sorry, wot? If you or he wants a happy hugbox go to fucking deviantart where nothing is ever bad. "Do what you want" is a shitty shrug-off argument when you're doing it around other people. You accept that not everyone will unconditionally love you, or you fuck off and don't post shit that will obviously cause upset in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527548
B-But I'm not Bob.
And isn't that what happened?
Or did I hear the story wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527546
I like it, but will you post more of the Tarrasque? I like her design

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527532

Let me express my complete opinion, then.

If he likes guro, I'm cool with that, he's the artist after all. But would it hurt to make a version of the same drawing without guro? You know, to keep the mood light.

The real world is already a fucking shithole full of gore and war, can't we spare /mgg/ of these?

It's not my fault he decided to post just the guro version and say "Everyday until you like it". People are gonna get upset at that, you know.

It was just a suggestion. I don't hate him for what he draws, I'm just disappointed that he could do much more and benefit alot more people, including himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527546
I don't hate it, I don't like it, but I don't hate it. I've seen much, MUCH worse, it doesn't offend. I think the hate comes from seeing MGs hurt. This is very tame where guro is concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when these threads weren't about tripfag worship/hate, monster boys, futa, and other shit?

Can't we go back to just talking about Monster Waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

Vulture-chan is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527570
Praise Hathor! Let us drink milk and be healthy, then take a short walk with Polt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527556
I didn't say you had to like it.

What irks me is when people hate him for drawing stuff. If you don't like it, just ignore it. Why hate the dude and drive him away?

>>12527562
I understand a little of what you mean, but the vitriol is unwarranted. It's like people can't separate the man from the art and enjoy what they want.

>>12527558
What story are you talking about?

>>12527570
Because waifu shitslinging is far worse. I despised the threads when a new chapter of EMG came out. I was so glad when TF decided to make different threads for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527572
Hathor's health, this bird is healthy AND wears spats. Truly a wonderful combination

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527570
>Can't we go back to just talking about Monster Waifus?
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527572
>arms
At least give her clawed digits at the ends of her wings or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527572
Needs more bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527579
>What story are you talking about?
So what /I/ heard people say about how Claire was made, was that she was a Cheshire Cat who didn't want TruckAnon to see her naked.

And then people went to Bob and said "Hey, give her a dick, it'll be fun." To add some sort of weird gimmick to her.

And then Bob went like, "Hey, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. What could possibly go wrong?"
And then everything went wrong.


Is that how it happened?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about how Monster Girl daughterus wrapped in blankies are the most adorable thing ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527554
The HEALTHy religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527603
Can they be Polt and Holstaurus wrapped in blankies? Because that would be adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527546
Heh, I that one is funny imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>Such a vast cult already forming over a monster girl I proposed only weeks ago
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527605
One with Thick Fairies in the enchanted Health Forest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527600
Pretty much. His old CYOA's didn't have votes or anything like that. We just used to shout suggestions at him and he picked what he liked best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527606
I would add a Jinko too. I love Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527609

Which would be...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527578
A short walk with Polt is probably like a mile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527579
>Because waifu shitslinging is far worse. I despised the threads when a new chapter of EMG came out. I was so glad when TF decided to make different threads for them.

Then why the hell are you still here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527606
No, they are Polt puppies and Holstauru babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527610
That looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527614
The HEALTH god that everybody apparently provides HEALTH for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527614
HEALTH, anon. The goddess of HEALTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527611
As I recall there were an awful lot of futa requests at the time. Bob isn't such a bad guy. He just made a couple of mistakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527609
We have spread far and wide, and we wont stop until all know the glory, peacefully though.
>>12527610
If that's your thing, we don't discriminate. But you know how people get about fairies with the whole stretching thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527624
>>12527626

Ah, yes. She's pretty chill. 10/10 Would protect smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527616
I'm content with that honestly. I like to walk.

>>12527618
Sorry, I was so enjoying the mental image I forgot how to english. Thanks for the save anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527610
I like the idea of a butterball fairy being a stress ball but dear god that looks pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't young Holstaurs oppai loli's?

[Anonymous No.]

The idiots posting extreme and opposing opinions as facts are probably the same person here to shit up the threads. X needs monsteboys/monsterboys never have a place, a tongue up your butt is gay/never gay etc. If you don't like someone's opinion just ignore it and also ignore the people getting worked up about them.

/tg/ had daily monstergirl threads years before MGQ was released or sadcrab was published and never had these problems because they knew there's no agreed upon standard for what belongs doesn't belong in the genre/fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527570
This doesn't happen every thread, but no, that golden time will never return. Were you around for the threads on /a/? This is nothing, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527634
Let's hope so. That's one of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527630
Not him but I actually had my first monster girl dream the other day which was about Polt puppies. It was apparently just a little while after she gave birth and we were both cuddling them in our arms and wrapping a blanket around them to keep them warm. Suffice to say I needed to call the paramedics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527623
>>12527631
But muh fairy butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527584
>>12527589
Birdmind. (Birdbrain?)
>>12527582
You *really* need to find Toumasu's harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527600
Clare became a futa because that's one of bob's fetishes and people were initially fairly receptive to the idea. Check out the old threads to see what I mean.

A multitude of things came together to turn the tide against him, though. A couple futahaters shit up the threads something fierce whenever it got mentioned, futalovers responded with catdick.jpg, and it just snowballed. Kind of like how Truckeranon snowballed Clare. Hue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527641
>You *really* need to find Toumasu's harpy.
2cloaca4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527636
That's /tg/, this is /a/jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527642
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527617
Because there's virtually no EMG retardation to be found here. It's kept safely away back on /a/ where they can spam stupid reaction images and argue about how one's waifu is shit and another is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527627
>He just made a couple of mistakes.
He remade the futa mistake with BBW though, he totally knew what he was getting into on that one. The second time can't be attributed to odd taste. Why'd he get hate for Laska though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527650
You're a retard, anon-san.

>>12527654
I read BBW and BBW2. There wasn't any futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527642
>people were initially fairly receptive

Telling lies are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527634
Actually, I think KC said holstaurii taken in by Sabbath become oppai loli. At least there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527639
That is a nice dream anon. Thanks for sharing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527654
Good point.

>Why'd he get hate for Laska though?
He got the hate for killing the self insert anon for Laska and Me. Nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527659
Feel free to check the archives yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527659
>>12527656
>>12527642
Now, now, let's not start another fight.

>>12527654
He got hate for Laska because...I dunno, a lot of things.
There was this Kill-la-Kill-esque thing where huge problems were presented at the end of a chapter and then immediately resolved the next. There's something off about having things spike and plateau like that with such speed, you know?

Also, AnonDad dying. That sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527656
You know full well what phallus I'm talking about, don't play dumb.

>>12527664
>He got the hate for killing the self insert anon for Laska and Me.
Yeah, see, that's the kind of thing that can easily be an honest mistake, if you can even call it a mistake at all. That's a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527664
>Nothing more.
The ending was rushed to shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526318
>>12526337
I'm glad you gentlemen approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527654
>Laska

Because of the rape, anondad, and the rushed ending.

>>12527651
And here we have DFC VS DCT, To dick or not to dick the daughter, Fluffy vs Scale, Pladin vs Succubus and so on, just like on /a/. This sounds like a [YOU] problem tbh. I'll admit the waifu wars were pretty shit though, fucking spiderfags and obligatory posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527659
I don't have to check anything, I was there and even spoke against it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527682
meant for >>12527668

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527670
>You know full well what phallus I'm talking about, don't play dumb.

I really don't. There wasn't any futa. Are you sure we read the same thing?

>>12527682

Then you would also acknowledge that were were quite a few people who responded positively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527660
Yep, not even the magicks of Sabbath can overcome the bounty that is DCT. Praise Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never play any instrument for you beast waifu when she's in a bad mood.
>You'll never tell her that you want to see her smile.
>You'll never see her trying to keep the angry face.
>You'll never see her failing hard.
>She'll never gentle hug you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527669
>There was this Kill-la-Kill-esque thing where huge problems were presented at the end of a chapter and then immediately resolved the next. There's something off about having things spike and plateau like that with such speed, you know?

Given the nature of the narrative, it made sense. There were massive time skips with a lot of implied stuff happening between each one. The story focused mostly on major things that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527695
Feels good to know how to play the cello. At least sort of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527690
Yes I won't deny it, but the results speak for themselves.

>quite a few
>few

Yes that's right, there FEW of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527690
>Then you would also acknowledge that were were quite a few people who responded positively.

>Two or three people
>Quite a few
You need to learn to count. Probably the same couple of people who still come out in defense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527603
Roll up your werewolf daughteru in a blanket and call her a sausage dog
Roll up your lamia daughteru in a blanket and call her a snake pancake
Roll up your alraune daughteru and call her a joint

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527702
Just like the two urethral sounding guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527697

And yet Bob would burn thousands of words on stuff like Laska learning to drive where it was dryer than burnt toast. That's why I dropped it back before it ended. The only good things I remember about it are crayon's pictures really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527701
>>12527702

Anon, please.

https://archive.moe/a/thread/101357599/#101358313

Certainly looks more than two or three to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527708
How did you miss big in a blanket? Is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.]

M-Minna!

Let's talk about...uh...
Let's talk about the red moon that's coming in a week or two.

Who's going to do something for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527717
Didn't we JUST have a Red Moon? What the Fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527700
Cello is awesome. That and piano.

Now I just need a piano

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527716
>big
Pig. Pig in a blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527547
>spoiler

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

What is best dom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527717
Might chug another gallon of milk if I feel up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527722

>P'Orc in a blanket

Should not expand dong. But do.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that we're a meme now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527716
>>12527722
Well, now you've said it, and everyone's thinking of it. I guess it works out in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527714

7/31

23%. Now that's a minority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527720
Oct. 8 is next Red Moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527717
More aggressive rape, followed by pillow-talk and tender cuddling the morning after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527714
I'll say again, result speak for themselves. The bridge is burnt, let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527720
Well apparently Red Moon 2: The Fuckening is happening in October.

Hope you're ready to cum.
Because they're coming for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527713
You found that dry?
I'm surprised you made it as far as you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527729

That news is older than the move to /jp/. Quit burning image space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527724
Femdom is the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527732
Ohh, I should write some werewolf smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527729
Fuck off jellot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527722
>>12527727
>piggy in a blanket
Only if she rolled herself in one so all you see is her head and her squirming little feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527729
Old news, who cares?

>>12527724
Freedom of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526328
TYBA
Y
B
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527727
It'd work best with two blankets and some duct tape. Can't you just imagine taping the blankets so she can't get out of them then peeling back one to reveal that pudgy little porker butt? You could sproink her tail then plow into her helpless pig pussy while you comment on how greasy and disgusting this appetizer is. I mean, it's still squealing for crying out loud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527729

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527739
Which is why I've been wondering who is willing to write the next filthy piece of smut this thread deserves for the occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527746
How about something similar to this scenario that never went anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527740

I kept giving it the benefit of the doubt. It was supposed to be Bob's big vanilla healing to tame the people disgruntled from Truckercore. But I dunno, too awkward for me to really enjoy. I hate sitcoms though, so that kind of setup is probably a pretty big part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527724
Freedom is the best dom. As a red blooded American (every other nationality is merely a dark pink in the color shade of blood) it is the only choice for Americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527739
Whenever a woman get this expression I get the urge to punch her in the jaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>October 8.
>Eclipse is beginning.
>Looking to the moon, not giving a shit on about the people around you.
>Suddenly a Succubus.
>10 minutes later MGs popping out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527729
>every dad until you like it.png
Luckily for you, we have the health to handle that many dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527767
W-...
Why!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527757
Are you Bollocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527767
Really, I tend to get the urge to punch her in the throat.

With my penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527746
I'll read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527760
>>12527755
>>12527729
>>12527717
Stop wasting space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527772
Nope.

[That Whore Bollocks No.]

>>12527772

No, he's not me.

I'm just sitting here, realizing that somehow i've passed on P'Orc love. Wondering if it's like some kind of infectious disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527767
You are a bad husbando and will die alone
>but muh obedient lolis
As if children are not repulsed by you already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527762
Oh yeah, I remember that conversation. We were talking about how the MC would fall asleep in bed, safe in his barricaded room for the night.
Then two red eyes would gleam in the darkness of the cupboard at the foot of his bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527786
Swine Flu. Shit's way contagious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527767
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527771
I have no idea.

>>12527774
...
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527767
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527768

and then they lay eggs inside of you.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you guys feel about Baphomets mindbreaking a DCT loving man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527786
But you created something glorious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527793
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527787
When the FUCK did I say I liked loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527786
Bollocks, would you be willing to write for us?

>>12527761

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527789

>Actually had that during the big scare
>Two weeks in bed
>Joints ached like an old man
>Lost over twenty pounds

And no sweet chubby P'Orc to nurse me back to health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527793
ech

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527794
How about a de-lolified onee-san/anego Baphomet losing her virginity to her human otouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527794
I will their temples to the ground around them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527794
Furious.
Begone, Sabbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527794
That's the reason baphomets are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527802
There wasn't enough people back then wishing for their waifus.

I hope this Red Moon bring them for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527779
ur a faget
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[Anonymous No.]

>>12527802
Sorry that happened to you but glad you're better from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527802
So the enchilada apocalypse is essentially like a post-surgery hospital stay without miralax?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527813

SOMEBODY CALL THE 22ND!

Seriously, anyone have the image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527807
Excellent.
>>12527794
No sunbro would stand by and abide such rampant faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527794

Does anyone still have that picture of a Baphomet fishing with a pondering face?

>"Hey, uh... do you think there's more to life than... y'know... rape?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527823

[That Whore Bollocks No.]

>>12527801

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

This is already two posts too many of namefaggotry, so it's back to being a Not-Anoynmoose nonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527807
>delolified bapho
Yes...
>losing her virginity
hmm, a monster virgin...
>to her human otouto?
shota, or like mid teens? Cause shotas are for mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527820
I still have it. The spirit of the MGLF 22nd still burns slightly in my heart. Mainly because they never killed anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527802
You wouldn't want a p'orc nurse. She'd eat half of the porridge she makes for you, spill everything because she's clumsy and that's not even mentioning the greedy and constant riding and squealing making your fever feel even worse and stopping you from getting any sleep. She'd earn her punishment afterward to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527824

Thanks.

Her sad face makes me wanna hug the shit out of her so she'll cheer up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527829
How about a middle-school aged shota, just when puberty is kicking in,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527830
Do we still have the Crayonfag compilation drawing of the whole MGLF team?

[Anonymous No.]

So, about that other thread that's up now...
420-kun's shitting it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527830

>Kicked over a little girl's lemonade stand
>Pulled off a daring panty raid
>Campaigned to remove harmful additives from delicious cookies
>Crashed a slumber party

Truly the heroes we need.

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder that loli is love. Loli is life.

No cow titted hags need apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>Snoopanon is sabotaging the monsterboy thread

Ah-hahahahahahaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527830
Haha I forgot about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527836
Sorry I read that as "middle aged shota, just when puberty is kicking in." Gave me a chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527816
As opposed to you image wasters. My feelings are hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527843
Loli please leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527761
Who would you want to write it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527848

Same here, and I couldn't help going "That is one baby-faced midget"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527851

>Plebian
>Not the proper spelling of Plebeian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527842
>>12527847
It's a shame /k/ ruined it with "MUH MILITARY"
>>12527841
>>12527846
Finally he does something useful.
>>12527843
Loli a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527843
>"Papa, do you even lift?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527830

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527836
I guess, yeah, allright. She'll coach him through it right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527841

Even if I don't like monsterboys, I feel kinda bad for their thread. It's a bit weird to watch someone else have their thread shat up like that. Might be because I've been through it way too many times myself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527859
Don't fucking push it snoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527853
Well, there's a couple of people I have in mind.
>Niebelfader
>RSAnon
>LDR
>Whoever did that Succubus smut that just got written recently
>Gunstar
>Some other Anon who said he wanted to write something with Apophis in it
>Lanternon
>SuperEgo

Those are some of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527862
Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527862
OP here, not really mad about it. If the thread didnt succeed it didnt succeed. Was just gauging interest since I thought at least 2 other people liked it. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527841

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527856

The funny part is I get called a /k/ fag sometimes here even though I never go there. I just grew up around guns and own a few so I know a couple things about them.

This is only relevant because I wrote those adventures of the 22nd as what I thought they were supposed to be, tongue-in-cheek lighthearted fun, not edgy operators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527862
Don't you fucking do it, leave it alone.

>>12527859
Go back to the other thread, he needs the posts.

>>12527855
Not like I made the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527872
Well, it was funny while the joke lasted.
If it isn't one thing, it's another today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527872
>>12527859

Is it that time again? God dammit.

>>12527876

Do what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527867
>Whoever did that Succubus smut that just got written recently

That would be YBA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527870
Keep your shit out of our threads then, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Were these going to be cleaned up and/or coloured?
>tfw Monorus will never come back here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527881
Well, YBA should do it, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a child weaned on the honey of an Apophis' bosom, your life long extended by it to the point that eternity is relentless
>You will never watch her entrance another young woman in the night club she's so well established, gaining "faith" from the entertainment of the masses
>The young lady's now leonine eyes will never lock with yours as your Master's venom races through her veins
>You will never feel your mask crack and shatter when the Apophis admits that she finds it admirable that you've stuck with her for so long in the dark
>You will never give her a full body massage, getting a pinch on the hand when you reach for her bosoms
"I didn't say you could touch those. Yet. Prove your love for me, first. With your... 'weapon'."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527843

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527882
Sorry mate, can't do that. See you in a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527883
>>tfw Monorus will never come back here
Wh-Why not? Isn't he in the IRC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527892

Being in the IRC and actually being active are two different things entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527892
Well when was the last time he was here and drew something? These were the last things IIRC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527870
I told you then, we have a certain etiquette here, I didn't reply because I was already invested here, where I've always been, and I've seen what happens when monsterboys get involved. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527872
>>12527859
>>12527890

Not again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527891
>can't do that

Are you physically unable to, or do you just not feel like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527883
First Ryu that took my dick's attention. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527887
>lactating Apophis
We have a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527882
No need to be mean, he tried.

>and then he fucked it up.

>>12527891
Don't ever come back.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you praised our health Goddess today, anon? Will just continue a little bit and then call it a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527907
Maybe. I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527898
Just report and ignore. I shouldn't have to tell you these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527907

By Charon's braid, look at all that HEALTH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527872
>>12527890
>>12527859
Quit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527900
Since I'm a small minority and there's over 3k posts per threads, there should be any harm if I take seven or so of those a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527907
You know I have, may Hathor bless you man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527911
Report as what, spam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527907
Praise the HEALTH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527807

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527914
>seven a week
You keep that promise, anon.

And as long as you don't start trouble, you're fine.
I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527914
>seven or so of those a week
>Once a day

How about no. Just have some common human decency and talk about it somewhere else or just don't bring it up at all. Nobody cares as long as it's not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527917
It is spam, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527914

Now this is just sad. It's almost like you're that kind of final boss that keeps trying to fight for his ideals against the main character, even though both his legss have already been cut off and he's bleeding out, dying a slow death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527907
Will we ever see a miko/priestess holstaurus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527914
>there should be any harm if I take seven or so of those a week
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527927
Just a flesh wound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527914
So you can invite futashit and other faggotry? It's been proven, there's not enough interest, fuck off and stay gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527793

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527896
This. I like this a lot! Awesome job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527925
>Nobody cares as long as it's not here

Which brings me to ask...

>>12527919
Why is this guy still bothering us?

Don't you have something better to do right now?
pls respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527928
I want this a lot now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527914
No you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527907
Hathor's bust, that's great

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527925
>>12527922
I dont want to start any trouble anons. Honestly, I'm not fujoshit kun. I just want to talk about them if family life gets brought up. Just for a post or two.
>>12527932
>Using a reaction image from a shit anime to yell at me for being "shit"
The irony
>>12527927
Hero never accepts defeat anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527943
>Hathor's bust
So that's our new expression is it? I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527940
>Why is this guy still bothering us?
He was sent over by the monster boy thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527944
Except you are not a hero, you are a bad joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527944
>Hero
But you're not the hero though. You're the final boss that gets it's shit pushed in by 4 lvl99 murderhobos.
Now, get gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527944
/ss/, that's you isn't it? You cancerous piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527907

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527944

No, not the hero, I mean the villain himself, who's fighting a battle he can't win because "muh good ending for the hero", but refuses to give up even though his fate is already sealed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527928
>holst in a miko outfit
>breasts barely contained in the uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527583
i would make out with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527956
>Defiling Hathor.
That's it. Let's get Snoop banned again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527949
Eh, I made it up on the spot. It's nothing special

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527956
You dare blaspheme against the almighty Hathor? BY FIRE BE PURGED!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527956
I wonder if Loen's going to get upset with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527959
Good thing its not a sin to make babies in the church.
>>12527962
I've actually seen it a few other times last thread and I think the thread before that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527956
Now see here.
Fool me once, I'm mad.
Fool me twice...how could you?

Fool me in such a way that you besmirch the name of the goddess I worship, and you done fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527967
Still, don't force it, Anon. Phrases like 'Charon's braid' and 'Hathor's bust' come natural

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527953
Hi ELH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527944
>I just want to talk about them if family life gets brought up. Just for a post or two.
Family stuff comes up all the time. Trying to force monster boy family is being an entitled little shit in the wrong place like every other shitposter that pushes things into the thread because they "can".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527956
Well and here I thought you guys liked my work, thats it then. I will see you around next time in some days.
Yea no, good try tho, I will post progress in few hours. Since we use imgur who cares about shitposter-kun trying to reach image limit anyway, just stop giving him attention guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527944
No one cares, you're no hero, and need to disappear or learn to keep quiet about muh monsterboys already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527959

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527981
I just told you I'm not forcing it. That's fujoshit kun. I just say I have one in my headcanon, I respect your different opinoins. Unless you hate DFC in which case we have a problem. You people can learn to love both.

[Anonymous No.]

BASED JANITORS!

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you based Janny.

I wonder if he'll delete the other source of contention within this thread, should it persist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527907
Praise the cow girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527988
>I just say I have one in my headcanon
>You people can learn to love both

I think we can.
As long as we can agree on dare I say--posting standards in the thread, I think we can all get along and talk about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks Janet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527993
>>12527995

Ssshhh. Nothing happened here. Let's move on.

Thanks, Janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527998
Would Janet be a Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527988
>I'm not forcing it
You are, you fucking are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527988
>I'm not forcing it
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

All this mad lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527993
Janitors beings based. Thank you sun god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528008
and Hathor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528002
Janet would probably be some formless, benevolent being from a mysterious mountain shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528002
I wonder what sort of personality Janet the Kikimora has. How do they feel when they're cleaning all the fluff from our threads? Frustrated? Or are they okay with it? Are they happy when we thank them for their service?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527988
>I'm not forcing it.
>You people can learn to love both.
You're a fucking idiot.

Seriously, it's not about even about what but the act of it. Cause if people can "learn to accept" one thing, surely that means they can "learn to love" futa, guro, NTR and every other shitpost because "oh I'm only posting it a couple times".

Being a stupid faggot breeds more stupid faggotry, take a hint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527988
>also a dfcfag

Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528012
Like Scruffy, but adorable as hell.
Basically a half-expressionless kikimora dressed like a janitor - blue cap overalls, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I guess it's about that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528022
Time for slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528022
Forgot image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528022
Quick. Before some other unforeseen shitstorm comes.

Let's propose ideas for a new mermaid-type MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528027
Prime Time Slime Time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528030
Did the IRC hurt /ss/' feelings or something?

And now he's taking it out on us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528012
>>12528019
>We're turning the janitor into a monster girl
Truly there is no limit to the reach of corruption. It's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528022
...To make a gookie?
...To poke fun at /a/?
...To talk about fluffy tails?

Can't get Polt out of my head for some reason...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528034
Sounds good. Here's Oblimo's story to kick it off:
http://oblimo.pbworks.com/w/page/5537575/IAT-Act-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528019
>>12528019

>SnoopAnon begins to leak into /jp/
>Janet just licks her thumb and flips through the pages of Human Boys Monthly
>Myep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528033
A Piranha based MG would be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528037
If its a living creature, we will turn it into a monster girl waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

New thread
>>12528047

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528049

I hope you get banned troll bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528049
What the fuck are you doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528019
>>12528043
Oh god I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528049
The fuck are you doing? We still have at least a day on this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528049

You dun fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528049
Fuck sorry I thought it was further down in the catalog someone report it please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528049
You are trying it really hard today, arent you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528049

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528049
What the fuck is your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528063
>>12528062
>>12528061
>>12528059
>>12528058
>>12528054
>>12528053
I'm so sorry I thought the thread was further down I'll commit sudoku now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528060

>Page 4
>1/3 of images used
>Not even 1k posts

You braindead son? We never start until a new thread until the old one is archived anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528066
You need glasses son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528066
You know what? I don't believe you. No one can fuck up this hard "by mistake".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528044
>Swarm of sharp featured mermaids
>Alone, not much of a problem.
>Together they can rape a man senseless in mere minutes.
>Men caught by a swarm are taken away to be their husband.
Shit, I didn't expect this boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528066
I liked that you managed to post a spoilered link properly but there was no thread title either.
Sudoku it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528074
Sorry it's just I saw the monster family thread earlier and assumed it was a new thread. I was about to post in it when it died, and I thought it was wiped accidentally so I made a new thread. I'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm. But where's the fun in that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528083
Well that makes some sense. I forgive you at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528083
>I saw the monster family thread earlier and assumed it was a new thread.
Just sudoku already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528077
I'm so sorry I was rushing to make the thread so I copypasted this one's and forgot to put in the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

Better version. Never before has Mero's face been more accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527979

Nein. I'm just some faggot who lurks on IRC and is currently laughing my ass off that /ss/ got banned again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528097
>Butter-T is dead
He told me he'd draw a holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528087
Gotta get past the worm to make it to all the other delicious desert MG, duh. The fun comes later, now we walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528104
banned for posting gay weed shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Last 3 threads where fine but this one is filled with shitposters

Was it the new EMG that had them coming out the woodworks? Weekend? People just bored?

[Anonymous No.]

>you'll never get to hold Medusa's scaly hands

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528110

Bob doesn't have work and /ss/ doesn't have High School.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528110
Bored people coming out of the woodworks on the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

best bro tier mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528115
The childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528115
Salamander, gamer gazer or minotaurus, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528097
>tfw when pruned or deleted.png
New filename for >>12527609

>>12528109
>/ss/ is snoopdoganon
No, /ss/ got banned for shitposting about monster boys because he's too fucking stupid to not be a faggot that tries to push his opinion on people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528115
Oni wingman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528118
Oh, or new, not yet slutty alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528115
>1 and 3
how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528122
meant for >>12528118

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528121
Alp is best butt pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528115
Salamander, get you buff and will fight alongside you. Thunderbird, will do all the crazy shit with you. Or Mantis, who'll keep you grounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528124
>Salamander
ADVENTURE and friendly rivalry, might turn that combat thing into the vidya or something similar in a modern setting. They're also not incredibly dick hungry until someone beats them.

>Minotaurus
I think I actually headcanoned my own minotaurus in here which doesn't work much like KC's. I guess you can disregard this.

I forgot alp in my initial post though, that's probably the best bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528135
>I forgot alp in my initial post though, that's probably the best bet.
What? How is a boy becoming your girl fuck thing the best bet for bro? She's no longer your bro at the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528139
Depends on how far the monsterization goes/how far you buy into KC's schtick. At the very least she still knows how to have fun like a guy and might partake in the same activities for old time's sake. You could, if you wanted to, spin up a character with bro tits, a brogina and a healthy craving for cock without entirely ruining the dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528144
Fair enough. I disagree but I see your point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528036
http://imgur.com/5M2Bl1F

[Anonymous No.]

So I just read the latest chapter and raw dumps,and while I really liked it,I do have a few criticisms:

1.Titty flare-Okayado has steadily been increasing the girls tit sizes and making them wildly inconsistent.Remember when Miia was just a handful,way back in Chapter 1-6?

2.While I did appreciate the Miia and tribal tits,I was hoping we would get to see Mama Miia's tits and maybe both girls topless at the same time-in color.

Alas,it was not to be.Overall though,it was very enjoyable and good chapter.

If he shows us Mama Papi's butt and cerea-mommy titties,then the next chapters will be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528149
My, what a reasonable reaction. I mean, alps are the only MG where there's actually a dude somewhere in there. You can't just say you disagree and not post what you think would be better though, what are your contenders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528153
Did you colour that? Can you do more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528139
If my best friend was a girl I would fuck the ever-loving shit out of him. How is your bro not best girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528156
>that green hair one
I love her design there, wow she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528156
Holy shit, is that how Redeads are made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528156
EMGs Lamias a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528163
It's the haircut. It's so great

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528163
Other lamias and harpies are better, shame that Momma Miia looks just like her but less messy hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528162
The emphasis there was pretty clearly on "fuck thing." It happens to every monster in KC's setting once the waifuism, or in this case full transformation kicks in. Becoming an alp changes a man. A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528165
Your mom a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528165
What kind of lamias are better then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528172
>upset that a mother and daughter look like one another

Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528158
Gamer gazer would be best bro because she shares my interests as well as sex appeal. To find her playing some retro nintendo game on the couch while not wearing pants after I come home from work is my ideal. It's my ideal once again because the entire thing is subjective.

>>12528162
Your best bro becoming female is too close to home. It would be awkward at best and ridiculously awful at worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528175
The possessive sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528178
There could be some variance, also shouldn't Miia's papa influence her looks a little bit? Shouldn't it be more important since apparently Miia's dad was her only influence in not taking part in lamia sex balls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528037
Don't you just love it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528186
>Miia last chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528182
They are possessive you retard,lamias are a collective or a hivemind if you will.The group or tribe acts as one and lays extreme possession on a man.

I really hope Mama Miia becomes part of Darlings harem before the end,maybe as some sort of concubine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528191
Hey, we still have two months of moms
just in time for all three for the christmas ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528156
Miia is as big as Cerea almost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528191
>I really hope Mama Miia becomes part of Darlings harem
God no. Let the MILFs out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528191
>I really hope Mama Miia becomes part of Darlings harem
So you want the series to be shittier than it already is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528182

Hi, Shi.

[Anonymous No.]

I need something new to read.
Any writefags out right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528156
This happened? Darling was gang raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528194
Did we ever find out what the vol.6 special comic was?

Was it Lala?

Anyways,since vol.7 will presumably have Lala on the cover-would you like a lewd insert story featuring all the monster moms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528206
It was a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528206
Yes, he's dead now, EMG is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528212
Such an unexpected ending. I'm not sure why more people aren't talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528182
i would rape this bitch hard. she is asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528206
It's a nightmare Miia is having,it isn't real.
>>12528200
>>12528198
Yeah,I actually like harems.
>Romance,comedy and LEWD

Versus:
>Slice of life-boring and with very little staying power

>Fucked up mellow drama-Centaur's worry-sa story which constantly guilt trips you over imagined racism and stupid alternate histories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528216
Because manga goes in /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528210
Miia's I'd wager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527830
sign me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528172

Blonde ponytail Lamia is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528203
That's an "L" at the start of the filename.
>>12528217
She'll be the one raping, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528227
You're gonna need to ditch the gun. This is a nonviolent organization after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528229
>not twintails
Bah. How about a lamia in a body stocking, like Tharja?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528220
Your typing style is familiar, are you this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528232
How do you combat the carnal darkness then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528230

>That's an "L" at the start of the filename.

Aw, man. There goes my gimmick.

Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528233

I think we need to be honest here, ponytail's and Lamia's just go together real well overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528182
>those tits

Are her pectoralis major jello?

[Anonymous No.]

where's the new EMG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528241
I don't gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528200
Eat a dick,if you're posting the shit that is MGQ,then you can't be critical of anyone's taste.

Also,any red blooded male would love a few hot chapters,even if they weren't canon.

I'd love a chapter of just Darling and the monster MILFs,or Chapters of Darling interacting with mom-daughter pairs.

Imagine it anons:
Mama Miia teeaches Miia how give a Lamia blowjob using a carrot.

Centorea's mother teaches her how to tittyfuck using zuccini.

...I've got nothing for Papis' mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528235
I learned to type like that on r9k,it's how I always type on 4chan now.

he's probably from that board as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528242
Posted yesterday on /a/. Hit the archives. They're there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528246
Glorious talon foot job with wiimote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528250
I think he might be asian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528246
Buttjobs. One job anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you stick your dick in the crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528230
I will use a condom so it will be me raping her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528246
>EMG
>Better than MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528259
You're asking a group mostly of guys who likely will become wizards if they would have sex with something willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528259
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528259
With the force of 10,000 fucking sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528262
I think you either mistyped or you don't understand what wizards are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528259
I'd rather dip into the Kitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528257
That's anal son.
>>12528253
Eh,maybe.

Actually,a good idea now that I think about it would be the mom teaching Papi how to do a nuptial flight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528259
I'd prefer it if she stuck my dick in her, a la Phil and the Were-wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528264
What is she saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528238
But always?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528272
Yandere mantra of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528261
>heartwarming story with laughter and lewd
>trite RPg with hackneyed cliche of a story,horrible fucking artwork as well.

Go away /v/,you aren't welcomed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528275
I have an erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528281

You're not the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what we need?
We need to make monster girls in Artificial Academy a thing.

Like, moreso than just fox ears and cat ears. We need tails. We need succubus wings. And we especially need lamia tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528272
a small part that says zoph was here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528236
We don't fight the darknes, we ruin it's plans nonviolently. We're not a paladin order, and we're not a military. /k/ ruined the MGLF the first time and I'll be damned if they ruined it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528241
Tits are mostly glands and fatty tissue. the muscles sit underneath that and aren't significantly larger than those that men have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528186
teaching a wurm sex ed.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

would you a smart wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528273

Most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528292
how was it ruined? Guns are the great equalizer! You though Onis were unstoppable? an Elephant gun puts them down right quick!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would you tag your cowfu? Would you keep her in the barn, or would she sleep in the house?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528297
I would any wurm who I loved, no matter how smart they were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528300
WE. DON'T. KILL.
It was ruined because it started out as a group of yahoos laughing it up and trying to make monster waifus real. Then it was decided a part of them would generally go around and nonviolently ruin the Sabbath's collective day every day. Then /k/ came in with "MUH BLOWING UP MONSTERS" "MUH KILLING MONSTERS" "MUH MILITARY" bullshit and ruined fucking everything. FUCK. OFF.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528306
I'd protect her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528292

/k/ brought guns and shit into it initially to be used against anyone or anything that comes between us and obtaining monsterwaifus, then some autists got it in their heads that the purpose of the MGLF was to fight monstergirls and took it too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528308
geez. I really dont understand your frustration over the matter. But okay dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Who thinks there should be more yandere monstergirl pics? Especially of the purer/docile ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528310
Be sure to delete the images as you go along.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528304
Tagging is better than her getting a tramp stamp brand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528321
>new mimic
awesome
>weird ass "hands"
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528304
I'd only tag her if it was something she wanted, like if it was like a wedding ring in Holtaurus culture, she stays in the house with me of course, or wherever we happen to fall asleep that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528317
>Especially of the purer/docile ones?
Those especially.

You know, where the creepiest thing they do is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528313
I really liked the MGLF idea and got really invested in the idea of cool adventures with a goofy version of the MSF. Then /k/ came along and then everyone hated it. I guess I just feel a little disappointed that something I liked suddenly became hated.
Sorry if I came off like a total jackass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528318
Not up to speed with thread etiquette, i just occasionally stop by to dump things

I assume everyone uses autoexpand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528317
I want to see a yandere Werewolf looming over little red riding shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528329
We have a 300 post image limit, and at least 2-3 days left before the thread dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528317
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528329
Our threads are enternal, but the image limit is not endless. That's the main reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528328
I guess the whole "lol puny human ur powerless" and "demons > everything" mentality of MGQ is so irritating to me, that the firearm is that trump card that wipes the shit-eating grins off some of those 'thing', creating the HUMANITY FUCK YEAH feel

I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528333
>>12528336
>error: you cannot delete posts this often

Goddamnit moot.

I guess I should look for a thread on /c/ or /e/. Not that limits post limits are much better there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528339
Don't let the betafags get you down, yes /k/ mucked that up but there's nothing wrong with standing up for the human race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528339
>>12528343
There's everything wrong with it. Humans are shit and objectively inferior to most fantasy races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528304
Would you let your waifu tag you?

Would she keep you in the barn, or would you sleep in the house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528330
I want to see a yandere werewolf looming over me.
And jerking me off onto the steak she eats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528330
How about a yandere vampire?
She's completely obsessed with this human man, but at the same time she never stops trying to convince herself that he's below her.

>Cuddling up to a pillow, pretending it's him
>"I love you, I need you, I don't want anyone else to have you! You can stay here in my castle forever! Oh why do you make me love you so much?! You're just a lowly, worthless human, I'm going to need to teach you a lesson for making me feel this way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528346
>implying
I'd love to see what inventions, cultural and intellectual advancements MGs have made that dont relate to sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528340

What's up with those pauldrons? What purpose do they serve in that uniform?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be the latest son in a family of Dragoons.
>You'll never be a baby placed in a crib with a newly hatched Wyvern.
>The two of you never grow up together as best friends.
>You'll never train together until you both reach adulthood.
>You'll never be involved in a massive war between kingdoms
>You'll never hold your Wyvern partner close as the two of you plummet to the earth.
>You'll never wake up days later in a hospital
>You'll never look to your side and see your childhood friend laying in the bed next to you.
>You'll never be told that she made sure she took the brunt of the impact to protect you.
>You'll never spend the rest of your time recovering by her side.
>You'll never finish healing before her, but still continue visiting every day.
>You'll never come to meet her on the day she's to be discharged from the hospital.
>You'll never walk up to her bed, get down on one knee, and propose to her.
>She'll never throw herself at you and accept.
>You'll never marry your Wyvern childhood friend and grow old together.

New pain always finds it's way to me it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528321
I still think this is the best Mimic design. That one is a bit too monsterous, while KC's is too cosplay.

This one is just right, not to mention swirly eyes and shark teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528330
>>12528351
I'd love to see both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528346
Oh anon, don't you know we killed off all other races and took this planet for ourselves?

>>12528347
Nice try subfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528352
>needing any of those when you have mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528355
probably decorative, like a pickelhaube

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528351
>tsunyan
>tsun

It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528347
I'd let her tag and microchip me, it's important for her to keep track of her possessions. Not to mention what if I got lost or someone stole me? By being tagged my waifu can ensure I'll be protected and stay with her forever, no matter what. She says it's for the best, so who am I to argue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528364
that's bullshit

Explore your capabilities and strive for the improvement of life for all.

Heaven is filled with good works and deeds, while Hell is filled by mere good intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528321
Can you fuck it?

What?

Can you fuck it?

No!

BAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528365

But they look so uncomfortable and they probably limit your range of motion. I know that I'd really hate to have to wear something silly like that when I'm in uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528366
But anon, she'll just make sure you turn into an incubus as fast as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528364
Mamono Mana can't solve EVERYTHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528371
when life is sex, improvements to sex are improvements to life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528375
It certainly is doing its best to try though, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528375
>He thinks Mamono Mana can't solve everything

Demonic Energy son, it makes your dick harden in response to physical truama

YOU CAN'T SMITE HER ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528374
Gonna have to find a way to slow that down because if I end up with a vampire, I'm shooting for a Damphir daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528375
>implying mamono mana can't solve everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528383

Drink a glass of Holy Water every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528368
By that argument I bet she tries to keep you inside, since who knows what would happen if some oni came driving by and found a human boy out alone without his owner.

I hope you also have a pretty collar with your name and phone number on it in case someone's trying to return you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528378
the lives of others? Its highly self-centered to just grab the easiest MG of your choosing, and then just fleeing society to indulge in sex till you die

>>12528381
Demon Energy is weakness. Sure it might do wonders in the physical world, but in the world of the spirit, it is completely powerless

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528285
No Artificial Academy MGs?
O-okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528375
You won't know that if you don't try!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528381
I think you got turned around.

>>12528385
Can't cure baphomet of her shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528330
A yandere werewolf.

A yandwerewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528388
Yeah, that's exactly my situation, how'd you know?

And I did go for the collar. Originally she wanted to tattoo the personal information on me, but I promised that I'd always wear my collar, so she decided not to do that. She's really nice like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528397
Bingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a farmhand on an MG farm.
>In the morning you need to collect eggs from Cockatrice girls without getting petrified and raped.
>Before noon you need to heard the Holstaurs without scaring or startling them, which would cause them to go into a sexual stampede.
>After that you'd need to water the plant girls without coming into physical contact with their nectar which is a very powerful aphrodisiac, also having to avoid them groping you with their vines.
>Once the plants are fed you need to feed the P'Orcs. Needing to keep your dominance over the horde of Curvy Pig Girls so they don't mutiny and rape you, like some MG version of George Orwell's Animal Farm.
>In the late afternoon you need to shear the Weresheep, While others hold back freshly shaven Weresheep and drag them to a safe location before they go into a rape frenzy.
>In the evening you eat and relax as best as you can to do the same thing the next day.
>At night the stray Cat Girls breaka into your room and stealth rape you, making sure that none of the other farmhands and the farm owner can hear your pleasured moans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528403
>an MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528399
Fuck, now I really want to be my waifu's human pet, what have you done to me /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about a harem of fluffy daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528386
Thanks anon, any other measures I can take?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528403
>an mg
>an monster girl

Greentext ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528412
>Harem
No
>Lots of daughterus
Yes, that image is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528412
>harem

Wait, like, you dick them or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528403
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528416
Well I didn't know what else to call it. A pack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528401
I wish she got an art update. Larger, fluffier paws like the anubis, more muscle definition, and a more wild look to her in general.

Also, I wish there was an agreed standard for digit count on monstergirls with paws. Some do four for the feet, because that's how many a wolf/tiger/whatever monstergirl actual have, and some do three for... whatever reason.
With hands I guess it's fine for the werewolf, because she has actual human-shaped hands, resembling claws. But with the anubis' paws, I think I've seen her with three main digits and a "thumb" digit on each paw, which I like.

[Anonymous No.]

So how do you daughterufags justify betraying your race and perpetuating the mg scourge instead of producing a healthy human child to carry on your legacy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528411
Nothing, your will is weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528419
A liter? A big family? There's no real word for if there's a bunch of them but if their born at different times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528422
Paladin go fuck a Succubutt and leave us alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528422
>Implying I'm not creating HEALTHy children with my Holstaurus wife
Besides in my headcannon, like a lot of others, human boys can be born by monster girls, because it would be fucking retarded if they couldn't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12527907
WIP so far. Too lazy to continue today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528422
I think I know the answer to this dilemma, impregnate as many human females as you can so that when you get kidnapped by a monstergirl, you've done your part to keep the human population up.


And to answer your question human children are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528422
I can do both if I fuck her hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528429
By Anya's whiskers, that's looking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528429
Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528422
A daughteru's a daughteru.

>>12528429
You did good, man.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12528429
More beef for the beef god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528429
Delicious, I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528429
Loen, being the hero of the threads once again.

[Anonymous No.]

What a dull thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528427
I think this is the worst thing you can say to a paladin. He's gonna kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528430
So what are you, some kind of race mixing slut?

Are mgs so desperate they'd settle for used goods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528429
You did good man! You earned your rest. Can't wait to see the final thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528428
I concur with this headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528440
Good, I like pissing off people

Especially monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528438
I'd like the character designer more if he didn't add lipstick to all of the girls in his shows.
Also yes, Loen is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528436
>Hound is now in on the HEALTH
Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528429
>>12528436
Beef for the beef god. Tits for the milk throne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528428
I don't believe you and I will ever see eye to eye on this anon. Adopted human sons are ok but by that logic you might as well allow mgs to have human daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528446
Hound's been lusting after delicious brown HEALTH for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528451
All the more reason why I can call him my brother in good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528451
But now there is a goddess of HEALTH he can praise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528444
Say that to my face wretch not online and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528441
>MGs in charge of not stealing men because they have human brides
>species dramatically lower in number compared to humans
>low birth rates due to a body that completely absorbs semen as food
>are they desperate?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528450
The don't have to have human daughters but if they don't even have human sons it would lead to the end of both species, because if all human females died of, which is a possibility, then eventually all human males would die off along with all monster girls. They need to be able to birth human sons to keep all species alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528456
Who are you? Paladins are too stupid to use computers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528456
Go fuck a alp

[Anonymous No.]

Can it be smugfox time yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>Your monstergirl daughteru will, when matured, attract the attentions and possibly pro-actively date another anon from these threads.

How does this make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528464
It's always smugfox time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528466
So long as he is a member of the HEALTH church then it should be ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528464
Can we bully the smug out of her?

With dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528429
Adquire your brand new Xenomorph headband just for today. Praise Hathor for more juicy and meaty prices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528466
I want to give him painkillers and a ghiradelli brownies the morning after his non-consensual coitus session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528458
This is why they rape men, because men don't actually want to go with mgs and possibly cause the end of the human race. The men would be naturally programmed not to mate with other species, thus mg "coercion" tactics. Also paladin chastity and such, and it would be socially unacceptable not to marry a human girl.

If mgs could have human boys as well there would be no need for rape and the sons of mgs would be naturally disposed to going with mgs. Then you would have coexistence and not predation which is boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528429
Adquire your brand new Xenomorph headband just for today. Praise Hathor for more juicy and meaty prizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528458

no shit this is basically the main argument people have against monster girls their selfishness with eventually wipe out humans and then themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528466

If he cannot last at least 3 minutes in a fistfight with me, he is not worthy of my daughteru. We getting Sparta up in here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528475
Is it comfortable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528459
I've tracked your IP and as we speak a league of paladins are heading to your door. You're fucking dead, heathen.

>>12528461
Go fuck a matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528475
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528473
Pfft, like the church would not keep condemning them and brand any human child born of mamono as an abomination to be killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528475
Will you ever do lewd or sexy Zophie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528479
Oh those are fighting words motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528479
I hope your "holy" armor can withstand the might of my why would I tell you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528443
My story idea is even more radical
Monsters and humans can have children that are either boy or girl and then monster or human

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528481

a half monster half human child WOULD be an abomination i mean what would happen if it reproduces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528492
He would give birth to more MGs and human sons when he grows up, obviously.

Do you even genetics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528492
>a half monster half human child
They'd just be normal human dudes, except they'd have a stat boost in some area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528485
Oh yes anon. I would gladly do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528478
Not wearing it would be extremely unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528500

i highly doubt that something born from a full monster mother would just be a normal human with some added stats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528492
More mutation s and thus more delicious varieties of monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528506
Stop sucking order dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528508
And then every man had an echidna in his pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528317

>>35141189

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528491
could work. Could work well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528490
Bitch, have ever faced the jaws of rape and defilement in the vile clutches of an enraged ushi-oni, narrowly escaping her den in the dead of night? Have you ever seen whole villages lost to an amazoness raid, children and wives screaming for their lost fathers and husbands, families torn apart for the mere amusement of their captors? Have you ever been stalked and hunted to the ends of the earth by a jinko prowler, or ran from enraged bulls on the open prairies, or be forced to travel through a matango valley with nary a gas mask or chastity belt?

Don't think you know me, kiddo. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, be grateful that you can sleep with pleasant dreams at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528491
One problem with that would be Cross-MonsterPerson breeding.

What would a MedusaMan and a CentuarWoman produce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528513
I wish KC was more forthcoming with the vital stats, biology and capabilities of each race, how often can an echidna get pregnant, and how much must she wait before she can have sex again? These are things to know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528524
I'm fucking capping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528528
Fuck off /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528524

one day brother...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528524
You're a gigantic faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528524
>he travels around

You idiot, hiding in a house with a shotgun master race here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528491
Wait. But then that's...
Ohhohohoho, I see what you're doing there.
Keep it in your pastebin, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528506
Bitch, it might be though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528524
>have ever faced the jaws of rape and defilement in the vile clutches of an enraged ushi-oni, narrowly escaping her den in the dead of night?

No, because I'm not a coward and would not go for a sleeping foe.

>Have you ever seen whole villages lost to an amazoness raid, children and wives screaming for their lost fathers and husbands, families torn apart for the mere amusement of their captors?

And what the fuck were you doing during this?

>Have you ever been stalked and hunted to the ends of the earth by a jinko prowler

Forgot your back mask huh?

>or ran from enraged bulls on the open prairies, or be forced to travel through a matango valley with nary a gas mask or chastity belt?

These all sound like you problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528528
It could be scatter shot like that, ie Medusa boys and girls, Centaur boys and girls. but then again Centaurs don't factor well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528561
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528561
At the same time this could lead to a manticore crossed with a kitsune for nine tailpussies. Or a matango crossed with a beelzebub to spread spores at the speed of goesfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528528
>>12528561
Though we told you to fuck of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528566
I don't get why you guys are so adamant against this, there is literally nothing wrong with Monster Boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528541
Don't fancy yourself a paladin if all you can do is hide like a bitch with your little popguns. Real men face the darkness head on, and overcome it.

>>12528551
>No, because I'm not a coward and would not go for a sleeping foe.
I assume you've never felt primal fear, or a willingness to do whatever it takes to survive with your chastity, as well as your freedom and sanity, in tact.

>And what the fuck were you doing during this?
Late deployment, blame the higher ups.

>These all sound like you problems.
Again, I don't expect cowards who have never seen service to understand.

I fight for the fucking human race, what have you ever done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528569
Not him, but I don't like dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528569

>>12528097 You tried and failed, look ate the fucking header AND FUCK OFF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528569
we're in a monstergirl thread. so we talk about girls that are monsters. Fuck off to /d/ if you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528574
Fucked and impregnated a monster in the middle of church while taking the chief god's name in vain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528475
Praise Hathor!
That is fucking adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528574
>popguns

You mean the guns that have kept me and my home safe?

look little Paladin if one gun kept me safe all this time yet you can't keep a whole village safe with a fucking army, I think I'd be the better defender.

[Anonymous No.]

A question, /mgg/.

How would footie pajamas work for harpies? Would they wrap around the entire talon and have little corks on the end, or just have a strap that loops around the bottom of it?

This could make harpy daughterus even more adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

How is your waifu spending this last week of waiting until Smash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528587
It'd have to be straps, claws would fuck the fabric while putting them on. That is UNLESS they were like som kind of talon mitten. That might work okay.

>>12528589
>Smallish centaur
What even is this? I feel upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528587
The strap sounds more plausible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528589
P-Please don't mention Smash around her, it makes her break out into tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528589
>snes shorts out second before beating satan for the second time in super ghosts and goblins because of slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528596
Nigga that's clearly a famicom not an SNES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528580
Hope you enjoy hell, getting passed around by succubi like the cheap whore you are.

I'll be in heaven with my pure angel wife laughing at you heathens.

>>12528584
I'd like to see you try fighting a horde of oni barbarians with rape tanks and popgun-proof vests. I'd like to see you try, and then inevitably fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528598
Oh yeah, I focused on the system and failed to notice the controller, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528603
You really are stupid aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528259
Is this even a question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528609
Paladinfag getting BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528603
>what is a minigun?
>>what are mines?
>what is anti tank weaponry?
>what is poisoned liquor?
>what are beans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528609
EVERYTHING I'VE FOUGHT FOR HAS BEEN A LIE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528609

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528621
>Adventure Time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528618

nah Valkyries are still pure waifus who live in heaven as long as they dont fall they stay pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528609
B-but, the succubi can't corrupt them in heaven, because that's where all the chaste warriors go. I know this because my preacher said so, he wouldn't lie right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528618
Love and indulge in each other.
Eagerly receive your partner's lust.
Make your bodies quake with pleasure and tremble in excitement.
Dismiss any thoughts about sex as a dirty thing.
Come closer as one being by indulging in sex repeatedly and licentiously.
Find ways to grow more lascivious each day, and share them with your fellow converts.
Help those in the bondage of chastity and prudishness slip their chains.
Train your bodies and hearts to better express your feelings and desires.
Deny yourself only to intensify your appetite.
Always make sure to make your partner, and yourself, feel good.

Embrace her Paladin, accept your new god. Fall. We'll never lie to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528623
>autism time
sorry about that, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>http://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxD
So, MC has a yandere daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528633
I think you'd have to be a bit more forceful than that, since all paladins secretly wish to be raped and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528626
Begone! He is ours. The lies of his god have been exposed. All Valkyries eventually fall, did you think they were really talking with their god?

[Anonymous No.]

Forgive me, Paladins, for I have sinned

I've masturbated 12 times to that game where you fight and have sex with the Demon Lord.

Going on my 13th now because I have nothing better to do tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528633
Not even him, but fuck Dark Priests.

My cousin Frank hooked up with one and came back dressed up in all these funky robes and talking about how sex with monsters was a wonderful thing, took us three weeks to set him straight and get with a human girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528638
Our lady is patient, loving and kind. He will come of his own will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528644
Fuck you and your cousin Frank, he ended up becoming an alp anyway, the homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528642
It's all right, brother
Just remember to pray to Mr. Rogers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528648
Joseph is that you?

I keep fucking telling you that was Marcus, not Frank

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528633
Think I'll accept the succubi as my lord and saviors instead, the one sermon about eternal rape and human slavery to the succubus master race really struck a cord with me.

No hard feelings, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528654
>human slavery to the succubus master race
Welcome, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528654
Have you no desires of your own? There are paths other than submission, and Our Lady will be happy to open them all for your. Come home.

[ThunderBrother No.]

Yo, niggas.

Have some great artwork by Mithril, depicting Stella, the harpy from Aviators. Give him commissions and shit, /mgg/. He likes it.

Chapter 4 is coming along. I have discovered the fascinating concept of writing with my phone at work, so it'll probably be done within the week.

[Anonymous No.]

so is this a roleplaying thread because it looks like a roleplaying thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528663
yus
cute
mithril is great
would pat head/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528664
After all that happened today I'm gonna have to tell you to fuck off with your no fun allowed bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528644
>>12528644
>human girl
>human

Why do you hate your cousin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528666
Trips confirm that >>12528664
should fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528664
I'm enjoying the Paladin RP. It adds some variety to the thread and it's better than everyone shitposting or arguing about things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528663
>that hint of downy pubes
Thunderbro, you're great, and Mithril a great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528670
Did you fucking see what he was dressed in?

Crotchless pants.

Fuck you and fuck Dark Priests

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528656
Man, I am so glad to be rid of that pesky freedom, it's much better to be a slave to my mistress' lewd desires.

I find it very personally fulfilling to be chained and ravaged and raped to my near breaking point, clearly everyone in the world should share my fate.

>>12528661
I desire what she desires, because she told me so and succubi are always right, naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528677
Succubus please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528675
We DO have more conservative outfits, it was his choice to wear that, said he liked the breeze between his legs, who are we to deny him?

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>12528674
All I did was commission him the concept of "Stella fussing with her flying outfit." He thought of everything else and he did it well. So yes, Mithril a great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528677
No, this is not the way, if you want to be defiled it must be your choice, not beholden to another, will you simply trade one leash for another? Free yourself, and indulge in your desires, YOUR desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528633
Hathor and Amaterasu are objectively the best gods to worship. Period.
With Hathor you get Health, love and the best cuddles imaginable both lewd and non-lewd.
With Amaterasu you get Fluffy girls, Jolly Co-operation, and warrior monstergirls who respect Amaterasu's strength.
Plus both factions are on friendly terms, so even if you choose one you can still benefit from the other. With the Fallen God you get rape, lust and not really much else. With the Chief God you get a restrictive and oppressive dogma, hatred and everything you're fighting for is a giant lie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528681
I saw things I should have never seen

If i ever see a Dark Priest I'm slapping them in the fucking mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528677
Succubus pls. Stop pretending to be a human and go pretend to mindbreak your dakis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528690
Be careful with that, they take face slapping as an invitation to S&M.

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people
>in this thread
>RIGHT NOW
>that think cowtits are inferior

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528695
How pitiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528689
Life cannot thrive solely in the light, it need the cool comfort of the dark to regain it's strength for the coming day. You are not so greedy or heedless of the lives on this world that you would seize them all, regardless of what they needed? All who come of us do so of their own will, and saying all they get is rape is a filthy lie. Love is at the center of our church. If you come solely to try and besmirch that, begone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528695
Flat is justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528690
Oh, is that what you like, I'm sure we can accommodate you. Sister Hilda was quite the fighter before she came to us, she can take A LOT of punishment. Let loose, don't worry, she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528697
>ultra ahoge4.jpg
There's not an ahoge in sight. I still want to see the other three though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528697
>dat butt
forgot all about those tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528701
If Hathor is the Goddess of Health, who is the Goddess of Flat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528701
This thread is the domain of cowtits and health, flatshits need not apply unless they come to receive Hathor's blessing and leave flatness behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528710
Whatever the MGG equivalent of the devil is, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528701

Flatness is a sign of immaturity, anon. Children are immature. Don't tell me you actually get off to children anon. How depraved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528712
wait, can Hathor unloli a Sabbathshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528717
I want to slam my face repeatedly onto those things.

[Anonymous No.]

Best daughteru story ever told
http://exhentai.org/s/84861dcabb/742781-192

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528692
I bet most succubi cry alone at night clutching their human boy dakis, wishing they had someone to tenderly enslave so they wouldn't be so alone.

Can you really stand to see someone suffer like that? Give her your freedom and mind, you'll feel good about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528721

Don't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528719
Yes, such is the power of Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528712
>>12528717
The bastion of DFC shall never fall to the uncultured cow tits. Bet all their brains went to their tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528706
How about no, I'm not becoming like Frank and Hilda can go fuck herself with the barrel of a shotgun and pull the trigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528726
>Don't we all?
That sounds so violent. Health should be loved tenderly unless you're thrusting your hips into it, in which case one should go balls to the wall of flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528725
>choosing succusluts
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

The amount of disgusting inflated balloontits in this thread is literally absurd. Where the fuck is flatcubus when you need her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528736
probably getting gangbanged somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528737
Or getting a hug from a friendly Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528725
>>Can you really stand to see someone suffer like that?
No, they don't suffer enough. We need to tear off their wings and tails.
Succubi a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528729
Well, there is sister Rupira, a dragon, but she is married. She and her husband are completely obsessed with weapons and use them regularly in their play. Perhaps if you have a talk with her husband, he may permit you to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

Well good night fellow monster girl lovers

remember when you go to bed and know succubi are in the area, keep a shotgun under the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528728
>loli Illias

Did you decide to become the god of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528742
How about this, you keep your slutty ass away from my family and I don't punch you in the jaw okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>Grow up with a Ushi-Oni
>Always defending her honor like your Valkyrie mother had taught you
>Always saying their words are all lies
>She isn't like that, just because she's a Ushi Oni doesn't mean she is a mindless rapist
>After an arduous school year full of cruel insults and multiple fights you both manage to rent an apartment near the college of your dreams
>Decide one day after her midterms to celebrate by wearing a frilly dress as a joke
>Strange, she's always home by 6:00
>Decide to fix dinner, not noticing her coming in
>Before you know it she's right on top of you with eyes filled by tears and lust
>"Anon, I'm sorry. I tried. I really did. I always liked how you wanted to see me as someone better. How you thought you'd be the bestman, with a happy ending. It hurts, you're someone who's with me, and yet I don't want to break our friendship like this. Then again how could anyone resist seeing someone they like so vulnerable? Especially when in my favorite dress. Just allow me to push you in the right direction, where we'll always be together."
>The night is pierced by your criees, your hopes of her being better than her nature shatter like your pelvis.
>Only then to be drowned by the lust filled moans of your once dear friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528710
Flatness is nothing, therefore, there can be no god of flat.

[Anonymous No.]

So how big is too big?
Anything over 7 feet is too much for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528750
So angry. Are you masturbating enough? Maybe we should reduce the red meat in your diet and replace it with pink.Stress builds up you know. And if the decide to come to us, who are we to turn them away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528751
He trusted a spider, he deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528759
God why the fuck didn't I ask what your church was before I bought my house near it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528756

My absolute limit would probably be 14'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528756
Either much taller or much smaller is ideal for me.
Between 4'6" and 5' and 7' to 8'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528736
Succubi, never around when you need them. Speaks volumes of how much they care about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526328
If Laven doesn't spin back around and loudly declare Ba'el as the pink knight we riot.

WHEN IN ROME

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528740
Succubi just want love, anon, and the only way they can express it is through brutal mindbreak.

I mean, she must really, really love you if she would even bother to enslave a useless human like you. The gift of mindbreak is not bestowed easily, and she knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528766
Well... still better than Jehovas Witness' knocking on your door.

>>12528770
Don't worry, anon. They'll be there in your most desperate hour of need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528766
Are you frustrated? There's nothing like a good soak in warm water for that. I can have the sister prepare a bath for you, they'll be happy to scrub your cares away. We won't look down on you if you choose more than one to accompany you.

[Anonymous No.]

>all of these new namefags and identities in /mgg/ now

This is completely different than a year ago. Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528779
They do knock on your door though, it's just really lewd knocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528783
are there even namefags in this thead? sometimes writefags do that when posting a new story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528786
AFAIK, the only people who have names are those who either write or draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528779
>implying I would ask for the help of a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528779
Holy fuck, that DFC gangbang was one of the highlights of part 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528663
no srsly.
I should be studying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528777
Enjoy your NTR, succuscum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528777
The n the should go full slut because mindbreak isn't love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528801
*Then they

[Anonymous No.]

This thread lacks smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528777
>Succubi
>Ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528798
>>12528801
Where did you people go and get this NTR notion from?

Is it so wrong to want an obedient partner who only lives for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528736
Probably lying in some ditch somewhere crying about how people like health and love now.
So exactly where she belongs.
I do miss arguing with that smug bitch though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528805
The only smug I like is succubus smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528814
Wen you have to rob them of their will and enslave them, yes. And you succubi are all sluts and whores, don't even try to deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528823
CUNT PUNT!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anon, I know that it can be tough to talk about, but we've had several threads that reached over 3,000 posts now.

So don't you think it's time we addressed the elephant in the room?

[Anonymous No.]

We
re all gonna be in so much trouble when we die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528830
TOo much mass and creepy gross elephant feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528837
*We're

I need sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528829
I somehow don't think that's a good idea anon

[Anonymous No.]

>visit pixiv for the first time this month
>they changed URL formats
>2 hours to fixup everything

Well, have a shiny new version of my userscript: https://greasyfork.org/scripts/3091-pixiv-infinite-scroll-download-links

screenshots: https://github.com/an-electric-sheep/userscripts#features

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528841
She's asking for it. Besides, I just had my steel toe boots blessed, I'm not missing this chance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528848
Whatever you say anon.

https://imgur.com/a/Ji741#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528813
>All this vehement succubus hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528854
>Even giving a Succubus some form of love
Anon, surely you jest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528851
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528855
>Not knowing she's the purest of her kind
Anon, she's in a nun outfit, for goodness's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>Survive getting your life sucked by a succubus
>You become her BFF for the rest of your life
>100% loyalty
>Looks out for you no matter what

It's literally that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528864
The hero was like the .05%, it's not that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528861
>A nun outfit
>A sign of purity
Anon, I may not be the person you're talking to, but a nun outfit does not automatically mean innocence and purity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528866
If you're not super cool and/or virile enough to survive getting sucked by a succubutt, then don't sleep with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528870
The problem is that there's usually not an option involved, what with the seduction and crazy sex magic and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528867
Clarice is love and she is my waifu.
That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528873
Ah well, guess you can chalk it up to survival of the fittest. Atleast you're being exterminated in the best possible way, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528864
>>0% loyalty
Fixed for you. That's why nobody likes succusluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528864
>>12528861
>>12528854
>>12528701
>>12528654
>>12528656
>>12528677
I hate you. I hate you so much. I wish I could hate you to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528887
B-But anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528701
Did Triple Rumi ever get finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528156
Imagine feeling the heartbeat beneath these grade A gonzagas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528837

>You're not implying human-like feet would look better on her. Are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528725
If you give her your freedom and your mind you won't capable of feeling anything at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Smugfox upgrades.

http://imgur.com/a/OVBkg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528900
Why...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528725
For what they are, what they have done and continue to do, their suffering must continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528900
>http://imgur.com/a/OVBkg
No, pls don't

[Anonymous No.]

Paladins. You have traveled far and wide and have reached an old temple of Illias. In there, you find an ancient stone box.

This box is powerful in that an unholy holy magic resides in it. When opened, it will smite all Monster Girls in the world, with the exception of Succubi. All Succubi will be transported into a special room in the Church, where they will be restrained and free for Paladins to smite in whatever manner they wish.

However, doing so will cause a chain of reactions that will lead to Monster Boys inhabiting the. They will have no interest in human men, but will go after human women.

The choice is yours Paladins: Open the box, smite the Succubi and save the Shotas, or not, and instead perserve the sanctity of human women and the lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528900
BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528888

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528900
For those of you who haven't seen this. There's futa at this link. Now, stay calm, and scroll past, pay it no mind.

For those of you who have seen it, well...you know. We've been had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528910

If it wasn't brutally obvious by now, Bob is the one forcing smugfox onto the threads. I cannot wait for him to have a stroke and die.

>>12528663

How are you supposed to commission him? He doesn't have a DA or an email available

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528900
You can add yourselves to this >>12528915

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528900
Why won't you people fucking die!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528915
B-But I just...
I just...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528900

>tfw forever in the minority

[Peterdnzl No.]

http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
Spider and Fly update, it's short, but I'm not ready to write the operatan' yet
the next three updates will focus on the safehouse raid, 3rd person perspective,a human soldier in the other team, 3rd Person perspective following Katya on the vehicle interdiction hit, and back to MC in first person, doing the prison raid. I'll start writing them tonight, but for now, have something to tide you over. also, any succubutts planning on imprisoning and enslaving large groups of men with your rape monster buddies, have a self sustaining facility, or the Air Force Harpies will find you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528927

[Peterdnzl No.]

>>12528935
oh right, line 1463

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528900

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528935
And just like that, the thread became not shit, been waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528915
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528939
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528940
Aw shucks, anon.
>>12528941
>>12528939
>>12528936

>reaction images
images are a finite resources, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528936
I just think...she's so cute.
I mean, look at that face.
You can't say no to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528947
She's a succubus anon, I don't care if you want to fuck a nun.

>>12528946

We're not doing so bad, a thousand posts in we still have a little under half. It's not like posting without images is not the norm now.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, here's the next part of my little series of low quality short stories.
http://pastebin.com/61XXScxz

I hope there's at least one enjoyably thing in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528900
>>12528932
I hate you bob, I fucking hate you, no joke. There are no words to express it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528949
B-But I can do both at the same time.
It's genius, no?

[Peterdnzl No.]

>>12528953
>http://pastebin.com/61XXScxz
I like to imagine your Chem teacher as if Bryan Cranston showed up to the set of Breaking bad, and only did his "Malcolm's Dad" character through the whole series

[Anonymous No.]

> All these replies to Bob's shitposting

Stop giving him attention you dumbfucks. That's why he keeps spamming the threads and throwing fits. He's the /mgg/ equivalent of /tg/'s NiceDaemonette.

Actually no wait, ND is BETTER. Kill yourself Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528959
Why not just fuck a nun without the whole succuslut issue?
I too wish to fuck a nun so bad ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528971
I knew there were crossboarders here. There was a monster girl thread on /tg/ just yesterday and I swear I could recognize the same posters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528962
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528974
Then join the HEALTH church, Holstaurus in nun outfits and shrine maiden outfits.

[Peterdnzl No.]

>>12528976
yeah, I see the Janitor as Joe Dirt, and Buzz, even though he's had one line, I see my old shop teacher. I don't know why.
I like your stuff Chowder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528975
>I could recognize the same posters
How? Like did they post the exact same ideas they keep reposting here, or do they have a really distinctive writing style or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528984
There are only the same dozen or so people on here everyday, so it gets that you can tell by their content and typing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528975
>I knew there were crossboarders here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528986
I sure can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528974
Because ara ara nuns are so few and far between, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528992
Are you into hard /ss/?
http://exhentai.org/g/497206/49bca216cd/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528977
Is it okay to worship Amaterasu and Hathor anon? Because you're starting to tempt me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528997
Of course, our two churches are very close, I'm sure they'd be fine with it, that's one of the good things about polytheism, you're free to choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528927
Nun succubi is the worst succubi.
At least with regular you know what to expect, nun can lure you with "purity" while she actually just as much of a slut as others.
Die, succuscum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528983
Thank you for liking it, even if my writing isn't very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528995
>toddlercon
There's a limit to these things, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528971
But I like Bob. I love how you faggot overreacting over stupid shit
Your anger sustains me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529007
It's funny and goofy. I can't write that kind of stuff.
also, I didn't mean to namefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528971

Anon,don't you realize you're giving life to him by hating on him?

I'm not even mad at Bob. He's accomplished making himself a staple in a niche fetish community.

That's more than I've ever accomplished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528995

>toddlercon

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528953
I'm enjoying myself watching Joe go from chemistry teacher to a Jojo protag

and I love how his class is slowly starting to show up outside his bedroom window as it continues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529015

> He actually believes this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529004
>lure
>Implying there is a trick
What more do you want, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529019
I'm looking at the delicious Xration lady, brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529020
>No Harpy and succubutt to watch you watch TV
more ginger Ryu and more Wurm girls, Chowder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529013
It's all right, it's just an accident.
You really can't write goofy things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529028
only as short green texts, really. I can help people with their goofy ideas, but actually writing them down? I'm more of a realist
>inb4 hurr durr monstergirls aren't real
and I'd like to think my writing reflects that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529028
That is such a poorly done gif. It's horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529022

Have you not seen the inevitable shitstorm that gets directed towards Bob in pretty much every thread?

I've tried writefaging, albeit without a trip. But no one's ever wanted to see more of my crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529031
>need a fit succubus
>Tell her lift big or go home
>now she can rape you even harder
I don't think I should like this.
but I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529033
He's never tripfagged either. The amount of people that get called bob on a daily basis is amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529033
>no one wants to see my crap
maybe, maybe not, what have you written

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529034
Musclesuccubutts a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529020
I honestly don't know how I ending up going that direction in the first place.

>>12529026
She's not a ginger. She's a Daywalker.

>>12529029
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529039
Well I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529035

But that's my point. He's become famous enough in these threads that pretty much whenever someone mentions futa they get called Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529019
What's wrong with toddlercon, faggot?
BABY FUCK IS AWWWRIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528935
Violencegasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529041
And just what about it do you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529048
no violence in this new update, but violence soon, tovarisch. can't have controlled violence without extensive recon and proper planning, otherwise it's a royal clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

"Hey kid, come brush my tail, or I'll give you a knuckle sandwich."

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that Cow girls have no faults.

[Anonymous No.]

Hypothetical question: Does anyone want a tile pattern monster girl? I just think it'd be a neat one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529072
No scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529072
They emit too much methane

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529074
Tile pattern? Could you go further into detail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529074
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529071
Do you want me to use the soft brush or the firm brush today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529074
Can your fetish be any worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529077
>>12529078
Ya know, a Monster Girl based off of tile

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529036

That's the thing, I haven't written anything past a few quick greentexts because I got the impression that Anons weren't interested. My greentexts at best would only get a few replies, and some of them would be to tell me I'm shit.

If I were to reference what I've done, the most recent one would be the mercenary Ex-Paladin-kun with his waifu Centaur steed story building. It was in the thread before this one, but a few of the Anons told me that someone already did that story, so I stopped.

The other one that comes to mind is the going out for a steak dinner and then being "hunted"(in a sexual way) on the way home, by the tiger woman from Kouya Kemono Demoukokusu. Pic related to the latter short story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529076
So does your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529081
That doesn't help. Got any picture examples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529081
That's dumb. You're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529079
"Soft~... I-I mean, hard you twerp!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529081
I don't know what you smoke, but it's some good shit

[Anonymous No.]

Please remove your shoes and wash your dick in the daughteru before entering the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529076
>first date and she's given off nervous cow farts nonstop

Endearing maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529082
There's your problem. Greentexts, with the exception of a few, aren't very noteworthy. Try writing an actual story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529088
You never dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529084
http://www.stoneimpressions.com/blog/customer_backsplash_pictures/Minore_antiqued_tile_pattern_on_light_travertine_blue.jpg

A Monster Girl based off of that.

>>12529080
>>12529085
>>12529087
You guys are into way more fucked up shit, you can't complain about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529090
I honestly find greentexts more bearable that long-winded stories with Monster Girl characters who act nothing remotely like their own species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529092
So a monster girl...that's based on a floor/wall tile? So some sort of monster with a full body tattoo, and three identical sisters? Does she live in walls or floors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529092
How many drugs are you on right now and where can I get some? You're talking about sexualizing a floor tile, we've sexualized a lot of things but floor tiles are a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529094
Better that than using their KC cookie-cutter personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529095
Maybe I guess. As long as her tile pattern is smooth, cool, and complicated yet aesthetically pleasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529090

I'll think about it. Thanks for the encouragement. I've never really been a storyteller, so that also plays a part in my just thinking, "Ahh fuck it. Not like anyone would like it anyway."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529098
Maybe they are like faeries? Like they're small and mischievous, and pull pranks often on people, like tripping them as they walk by?

>>12529100
There will always be at least one person who reads it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529083
Cows produce huge amounts of methane due to the way they digest food. It's different for humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529105
You're producing even larger amounts of methane with that shit you are spewing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529105

Are you saying my pure holstaurus waifu farts a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529093
Only if you are a gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529107
No, it really doesn't work that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Pharaoh and Apophis singing a duet "Anything You Can Do"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529110
Nice comeback, Potsie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529116
Does it end with Jello wrestling and hate sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529116
"No you can't!"
>"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
>"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
>"Yes I can!"

This goes on until they start fighting each other on stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529121
If I'm not mistaken it was a sharpshooting contest in the musical

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529124
>sharpshooting
I think I know where you're going with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529116
But aboobis is better than both

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529125
I'm not sure I know where you think I am going with it

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529129
It involves sex and "sharpshooting".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529123
Did Anubis help keep order and prevent a riot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529117
Daughteru dicking is purest form of love

[Anonymous No.]

Pharaoh cosplaying when

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
Wurm wearing glasses and a sweater vest.

[Anonymous No.]

Lizardgirl doing an ollie on a skateboard, wearing 80's teenage clothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
Draw Clarice doing cute things.

>>12528947

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
A busty cyclops bullying a flat chested holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529116
>>12529123
>dance contest
>Pharoah wins because legs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DC6heLMqJs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529135
Is irrumating the daughteru better or worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529139
>>12529131
Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529141
That's just stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529137
Who is this bewitching Egyptian Noble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529145
Better, but still bad.


>>12529148
Looks like a girl from Skullgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529148
I dunno, but she's from Skullgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529138
I second this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529148

Eliza, from Skullgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529154
Why are bobcuts so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
Warm dressed as an apophis for Halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529155
Because they can be charming, despite having Bob in the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529155
they just are

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529149
How about navelfucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131

*Exhales* Alright, let's see if I can think of something that hasn't been requested before which would gain your interest.

How about...a penguin girl wearing a tux?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529159
Doing anything sexual to your daughter is bad. Have some self control, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529145
As long as you dick your daughteru gently, it's ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
Anal-urethral slime ouroboros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529163
>*Exhales*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529163
>*exhales*
don't be that anon, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529090
>Greentexts
>Noteworthy
Name ONE that's worth more than a giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529165
>Have some self control, man.
No! If nothing else, I'll hot dog her while she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529156

>Honestly, Wurm-chan. Purpleface? I can't believe you did something like that. You know what it was like back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529170
Why bother? It seems you don't even read them if you don't know any yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529174
>Wurm-chan cries her eyes out and apologises all night
>Apophis feels really bad
>Has to hug her all night
I'm fine with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529176
As long as it's a fairly young and naive Wurm, then I am too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
A P'Orc girl working at Porkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529178
That would just be hamming it up at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529171
Don't go blaming us when your waifu kicks you out anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529180
You're bacon me crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529180

Don't just turn down a good idea, you swine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529182
>>12529183
Your puns boar me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529185
Now that's just hogwash

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never play a game with 3D animated monster girls
>They would not be randomized in style, recolors, and personality.
>They would never fight along side you once you "tame" Them.
>You will never see a victory pose or dance as the end battle results shows how much EXP they earned.
>Boss battles will never be normal fags abusing monster girls or monster girls doing normal fag tier evil shit, like vandalism.
>It would never be localized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529186
Don't get shoat with me.

>>12529187
Stop being such a baby about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529191

I'm getting tired of your squealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529191
>Stop being such a baby about it.

This kills the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529193
I'm getting tired of your loins of puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529196

I think it's time for you to get snout of this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529201
You sound irritated, maybe you could treat that with some oinkment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529205

It'd make me feel better if you weren't so luau-d.

[Anonymous No.]

.less needs to draw a P'Orc girl soon or these puns are going to be the death of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526402
Witchcraft Works

[Anonymous No.]

>can't sleep
>bed is not in fact a large shapeshifted slime girl that can milk me until I pass out from exhaustion

To be alive, to walk this earth
That's the real curse, right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529216
Orgasm-denying Slime Girls are not to be taken lightly.

They can seep into the cracks in walls or the carpet on the floor and t

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529216
What you're describing is a Blanket Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529224
They can even seep up your peehole and orgasm deny you while you go about your business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529224
Do you think a slime got him before he could finish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529230
I get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529232
No, I wasn't making a pun, we should call the police, like, now

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529242
In a heartbeat.

I can't resist grumpy MGs with triangle mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526961
Right, sorry to be autist about guns, but in 1831, the west, specifically the wild west, wasn't really a thing, (it never was like the movies say, but that's another thing altogether), first revolver was in 1814, but percussion cap revolvers weren't even really a thing until Samuel Colt started mass producing them in 1835, and cartridges weren't invented until 1856. Wild West era is generally agreed upon around 1865-1910ish. Other than that, I love the setting. Again, I apologize for my /k/ autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529242

The ass is fat. So yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529244

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45347079

have the whole set then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529251
>>12526961

Also I missed the
>1843
thing, when revolvers were a thing.
Again, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529254
>she's not actually grumpy
>but is HUGE
5/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
Commander shepard fighting off cockhungry mgs as in pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529283
>A succubus in the bottom left corner looking back at the viewer in a seductive manner.

Aww yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529283
>implying Commander Shepard wouldn't be the one fucking all the cock hungry MGs
He'd be going where no man had gone before
>I'm Commander Shepard, and when I'm on The Citadel, this is the only brothel I go to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529283
>>12529289
>fighting off
>shooting them with his gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529289
>Renegade Shepard just scares everybody for the discount
>Paragon Shepard goes shopping
>There ends up like five shops right beside each other that all say they're Commander Shepards favorite shop in the Citadel
Fucking always cracked me up.

>I'm Commander Shepard, and when I'm on The Citadel, this is the only brothel I go to
>Every brothel on the Citadel says this
A true paragon of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529283
>Commander Shepard
>killing potential love interests
He is a huge manwhore, he even fucks faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529282

>tfw no milfy Giratina-tan to love or else chance being thrown into Oblivion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529299
I can't take her seriously with that weird head ornaments.

[Anonymous No.]

So is there any succuvirus writefag story?

[Anonymous No.]

BIG FAT AUTOMATA TITS AND HIPS

[SuperEgo !!OfYFt82Qzgy No.]

I got a brand new story for you guys. There might be some errors here and there, since I haven't had a proofreader look through the whole thing, but I feel it's at a level where you all can enjoy it.

http://pastebin.com/R1peTUv1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529317
She mot a monster, or a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529324
Living dolls are totally monster girls, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529329
Says who? KC and his shitty canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529331
I mean, you know...
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529331
...Yes...?
And also we've discussed Shinkis here before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529339
Try to find a better example if you wish to defend your dolljoints waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529322
Noice
It's one-shot or first chapter?

[SuperEgo !!OfYFt82Qzgy No.]

>>12529345
It's a one shot, but Cayleah will show up in later stories, we haven't seen the last of this Ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W8wP5wag9Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529349
>No Batfu to eat nasty disgusting Arachnees

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529310
If not, there will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529310
>succuvirus
She's called Ebola-chan, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529377
So ebola chan's a computer virus now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131

Pistol Shrimp and Mantis Shrimp doing martial arts poses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
Die in a Fire .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
Hathor, Ammy, and Ra (I'm curious to what she looks like) arguing on who anon gets to worship, anon pressed between all of their tatassss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529430
Are the shrimp girls a sleeper hit or something or do you just repost this every time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529437

I don't repost it myself all the time, no. There are others who suggest it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529437
>>12529440
>mfw I was the one who started the whole Mantis Shrimp Girl thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529436
I like the sound of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529441
>this abomination as a girl
I don't even want to imagine it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529441
I invented monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529445
And I'm Billy Mayes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529448
What would monster girl infomercials be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529449
>shamwows soaked in aphrodisiacs to make shotas tremble with lush

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529449
Probably shota oriented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528609

To be fair, this is one of the more retarded profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529094

I still haven't decided whether or not I want to try for a full-on story. But your post made me want to do another greentext about tiger woman love. Pretty much the same as the first, just with a few details changed, for anyone who didn't see my first one. I see it as another typical day if you happen to have a strong, fierce tiger-waifu.

>You both go out for dinner with each other again.
>This time you both go to a seafood restaurant.
>Of course, she orders sashimi.
>This girl can just not get enough raw meat.
>After dessert and a few glasses of wine, you both agree it's time to head home.
>"Hey honey, would you mind being my prey again, tonight?"
>You sigh, albeit with a smirk, and agree.
>She starts doing the countdown again.
>You take off, but you don't really put as much effort into speeding away this time.
>You figure you're about halfway home, but then you hear some familiar sounds.
>You just turn around, eyes closed, a grin on your face, and arms spread open.
>You accept the impact that crashes into you.
>The night from that point on feels kind of hazy, but it was a good feeling hazy.
>You wake up the next morning kind of sore, but happy to find that you're being spooned by your tiger-waifu.
>You wonder when you should schedule another night to go out with her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529484
I love this woman more than any other beast type. Jinko is second favorite.

Tiger woman is love, and the art style makes it even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529492
My tigerbro

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529493
Also green eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529502
Nevermind. Deleted big image, saved the one ants.

I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529502
>is that a tiger for ants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529502
What is this, a picture for pixies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529493
I want to hugg a tiger for reals.
A tiger girl would be fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526328
Why doesn't One Piece just magic himself back to Earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529449
>HI BAILY GRAZE HERE TO BRING YOU THE CHAS-CHOPPER!
>PALADIN CHASITY BELTS KEEPING YOU FROM YOUR PRIZE OF SWEET SEMEN? WELL NOT ANYMORE
>WITH THESE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH SCISSORS MADE FROM REAL SHARK GIRL TEETH COATED IN REAL METAL SLIME GIRL EXTRACT YOU CAN CUT THROUGH EVEN THE TOUGHEST OF CHASITY BELTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529502

Got you covered.

Tigerbros stick together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529514
Cuddling with a tiger girl is best. But hugging a real tiger must feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529523
must be cold in Siberia, those things could cut glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529523
Thank you, Anon! I love you. Green eyes the best.

Also, does she have a name? Anyone knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529074
>>12529074
I KNOW YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[Anonymous No.]

Have to say, mod/janny really impressed me in this thread. Thanks, dood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529093
>>12529149
>>12529165
>>12529181
All this reckless faggtry
>waifu kiking him out
>>12529135

Go alp already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529535
>The sad tale of an anon who got kicked out of his house after dicking the daughteru and ends up becoming an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529535
>dicking your daughteru and waifu
>alp
U wot
People who don't dick their daughteru are faggots who should just become alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529537
If my waifu doesn't let me dick the daughteru, I'll just have to find a better one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529530
oh god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529537
>>The sad tale of an anon who got dicked by his futa daughteru and ends up becoming an alp
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529543
What if your daughteru doesn't let you dick your ganddaughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529530
Like how does this even work? Does he want to rub his dick on an arabesque kitchen wall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529543
This
Daughetru dicking is the best type of family bonding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529554
yeah, you don't?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are cow girls so impregnatable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529566
No the closest to that I've come was rubbing my dick on a figure, and that's not like it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529529

Not a clue unfortunately.

No one who translates has decided to pick it up as far as I know. Likely main reason for that, from what I've heard, is the author went from printing it to going strictly digital, so there are systems in place to stop just anyone from accessing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529567
Because they are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529542
>People who don't dick their daughteru are faggots who should just become alps

Yes that is the point I was making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529570

Holy fuck she's huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529569
i guess it could be alright if it was a girl covered in that sort of pattern, but even then it wouldn't be that good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12528636

At least a possessive one. But then if you don't want someone enough to want them all to yourself, you really don't want them that much at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529574
she's a big girl. I want her to violate me repeatedly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529570
Yeah, I wanted to read the fuck out of this manga. Going webcomic sucks a lot.

Never found other images of her besides those. Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529577

She looks like she'll end up killing you while at it. Wouldn't that be very painful 4u?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529575
The only way I can get it to make sense is is a girl was wearing a dress with a pattern like that and maybe also jewelry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529581
Who knows, maybe Seven Seas will pick them up? They've been getting their hands on a lot of other MG manga, already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529585
seems like it'd be worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529571
>Resting your face between those giants tits as your hips won't stop moving on their own

It'd be paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529585
Totally worth it. I just want to cuddle with her before she goes wild and rape me to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529553
Grandaughteru fucking doesn't do it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529588
I fucking wish. But I don't think it's popular enough for them to pick up. Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would play videogames with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529597
I want to feel the weight of a giant fluffy musclegirl compress me as she violates my dick with her slimy wet orifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529597
It would be better to survive so she can cuddle you back to health. with cuddles, and you being the little spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
I'm always late. oh well.

A yandere werewolf looming over little red riding shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529155
They're a miracle of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529609
she doesn't look that monstrous. I'd hit it, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529603
Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529603
Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529612
>she doesn't look that monstrous.
That's because she's a character (with NO lines) from Gundam Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529618
is she really a character then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529604
>That face
I want to shove my face on the boobs so bad.
>>12529605
Why live, Anon. Pray for the Red Moon to bring us our waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529603
Nanana would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529621
She has a name, but only appears in the last episode for a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529604
>those thighs
>those hips
>those big arms
>boobs
>the bell on the collar
the one thing I don't like is the moe-fication of her, she should be grinning lewdly, ready to drive my pelvis through the mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529613
gazers are creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529629
So are you. perfect fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529629
Don't say things like that, everyone hates hr, so all she has left is vidya games and posting on /hbg/. Don't you want to be there for her and make her smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529628
She's obviously embarrassed about the bell. I bet it's a degrading cosplay item for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>People who want muscle jinkos
>Not a chubby house Jinko who has a soft belly to rub and just wants to be cuddled by her loving husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529629
I think gazers are hot. I don't like the worthless neet thing they have going on, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529637
>degrading a majestic tiger
you gonna get pelviscerated
>>12529638
Jinkos need exercise, anon. chasing you, fucking you, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529638
>Not wanting a muscular Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529638
Fat cats are an abomination, anon. Every cat should be sleek and muscular. It's just the way it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529574

So if she where suddenly coming intently after you, with this look going on. Would you be aroused? Scared? Scaroused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529634
We hate gazer gamer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529638
Muscle Jinkos is both health and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529649
No, but all the normalfag MG's do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529638
if you wanted a fat cat, you could fatten up a Neko, a Cheshire, or a werecat. Jinkos are muscular hunting fuck machines who will stay with you to the end, not tubby fatsos.

[Anonymous No.]

According to archives quite a lot of OC for best girl was created while I was away from these threads, but archive isn't storing the pics anymore. Can someone help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529653
>Chesire
I'm straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529648

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529649
It's her friends at school that make fun of her. While all the popular mgs are out raping their boyfriends she stays inside and playings video games n her underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529648
I would end up paralyzed with a fear boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529651
So, normalfag MGs are the one out raping and kidnapping; while the weird ones have hobbies and want to do more than to rape a man senseless, maybe even share her interests with him.. I know which ones I'm going after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529653
>fatten up a Neko, a Cheshire, or a werecat
That's also abominable. Just get a super fluffy Persian werecat and choke in her fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529648
which boob pair do I grab first?
>dem abs
>that rape face
rape train pulling into the station

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529665
Siamese Werecats would be real bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529659
We should really try taking her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529659
cat girls do not, nor have they ever had, dicks. never ever. anyone saying different just wants dick in their ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529656
pls respond ;_;
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[Anonymous No.]

>>12529667
I had a flame-tip Siamese that would lick my ears all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529664
>Oh, look! Gazer-chan is reading a book again!
>Ohohoho~ I bet it's not even a porno!
>Can you believe she talked with that boy and didn't rape him?
>No way~ Really? How disgusting!
>Yeah! I heard he was at her house, too! And she didn't rape him then either!
>What a loser! Let's go pour some semen down the back of her shirt~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529673
I could dump my Ushi pictures into an imgur album if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529669

We need to work on taking Porch Monkey back first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529680
Randal pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529677
That would be fantastic. I'd appreciate that, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
Do >>12528002
>>12528019

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529677
>>12529686

Wait a minute, imgur is fucking up on me for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
If you're still taking, trapdoor spider girl please!
>>12529430
Seconding for pistol's BIG MEATY CLAW
But maybe not martial arts poses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529675
Succubi are such assholes

They need to be bullied with a condom that never comes off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529664
>I know which ones I'm going after.
>implying you won't get gangraped and mindbroken by succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529684

What is your problem, Dante!? I'm trying to make something not racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529703
It was never ours to begin with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529697
>Gazer-chan and Anon-kun team up to rape the head Succuslut with a condom
>Just as he's about to put it in the bound succuslut she cries out and hugs him from behind
>She can't bear the though of him fucking the succuslut even with a condom
>She mouthrapes him herself in front of the succuslut
>Succuslut has to watch load after load disappear into Gazer-chan's thirsty throat
Man, I'm really into deepthroats these days...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526208
Who/what is Anya exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529686
>>12529689
It's only now that I realize I'm lacking in my Ushi-oni stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/SyTc3#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529708
Cosmonaut Jinko who sexes her husband in zero-g

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529572
I just realized I misquoted, but yes, Dick the daughteru or you're gay. Try to keep others from dicking the daughteru and get shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529131
Please just draw a holstaurus getting fucked, to the point where her milk is shooting out uncontrollably and she's moaning in 'Moo's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529708
This story is outdated. I'm working on it.

Anya is >>12529711

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529705

Yeah you've always been too sensitive, Dante. Soon you're gonna be telling me that referring to Holstauri as "Cow Tits" is a racial slur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529709
much thanks friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529634
>>12529639
I want to wash off a Gazer's tar, leaving the skin underneath exposed and hypersensitive. The lightests touch or even a simple breeze makes her tense up an shudder. Then, with her digits sonaked, I'd make her play Asuras's Wrath from start to finish and watch as many new ahegaos are born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529050
I'm same anon as >>12529020

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529697
>magical rune condom that only comes off when the user wants it to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529709
Awesome stuff man. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529675
>Let's go pour some semen down the back of her shirt~

Even for a monstergirl this has to feel nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529709
>>12529686
she's best mg. she needs more.

Here's what I've got that isn't in the other album: http://imgur.com/a/qU0h8#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529702
>implying my dick isn't tattooed with runes to keep that from happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529702
NTR pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529680
>>12529684
>>12529703
>>12529705
>>12529716
I like you. A lot. No alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529733
Unless you have protagonist level of combat ability to fight them off, it's inevitable.
>inb4 you beat them by fucking them
Good job doing exactly what they want you to do, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529733
Guy he responded to here, what the fuck man? If a girl so much as gazes in a guy's direction, that means they're in a relationship or he belongs to her, and another woman scooping him up makes it ntr? Chill the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529675
>>12529697
>mfw a succubus was bullying near me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529739
Everything is NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529738
>what is a guile hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529741
thought this was some world star hip hop shit, then I noticed there were no melanin enriched fine young people in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529697
She still gets to enjoy plenty of sex and gradual seduction. Oh, right.
>Still thinking any monster girl lives on a shot of fluid.

>>12529707
She'd thank you for the hot show after furiously masturbating with her tail, cheering you on and feasting on the sexual energy coming off you both, but that's also nice.
Oral is more visceral and 'personal' since it floods all the senses and restricts breathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529741
Fuck, his first attack is epic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529747
>implying the pure love between Gazer-chan and Anon-kun would not burn her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529750
>torturing a succubus through sex
Like trying to put out a fire by pouring gasoline on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529743
Guy takes some of his friends fries during lunch.
>ntr
Guy has to shake hands with the person interviewing him at a job interview.
>ntr
Guy is watching tv with his girlfriend by his side, sees a hot woman and thinks "I' fuck that"
>NTR

That's how you fags sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529755
>guy wants to go out with a fujo MG
>normalfag MG's rape him instead
How's that not NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529750
Passion and strong emotions are passion and strong emotions. Seeing people in love wildly fuck, like choking on her lover's cock and such is hot and fun. "Holy" stuff generally meant decrying any sort of "deviant" passion, which would burn my eyes to put up with, too.

N-not that I'm a succubus, I'm just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529752
LOVE YOU FUCKING SLUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529755
Calm down, anon's just probably losing sanity due to his yandere waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529756
You're assuming the guy and the fujo are together, can't lose what wasn't your to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529761
Anon pls
Succubi don't hate love
They love love
They'd fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

Any news of the new EMG? Translations maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529768
>embodiment of carnal lust
>loving

Fuck off SIDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529772
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529775
Why would those be mutually exclusive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529755
The first two are not NTR if those guys are not faggots
3rd is NTR though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529702
Jeez anon, not all men love abusive jerks.

Some just want a big strong amazoness to make them feel safe, or a nice sensitive lizardgirl to share their thoughts with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529782
>thought crimes
So how about that time you wanted to shove aside someone walking too slowly in front of you, or punch a toddler who wouldn't stop crying. Did you actually do it? No? Then no crime has been commited, just like no NTR happened in the third example you autismal fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529756
No, that's corrective rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529735

You like us both. I played Randal. Another kind Anon played Dante.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529780
Because selective reading comprehension and narrow-minded reflex >opinion. Same as every time people start talking about succubus, it's just ingrained to point of not having to think. Like the relation between cheshire and futa.

>>12529795
>just like no NTR happened in the third example you autismal fuck.
He didn't even fully reject the first two as being NTR, "if".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529780
Would you ask a bear to perform brain surgery? No because it's a fucking bear! Succubi can't love, it's not in their nature, lust and sex is all they know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529758
Would you let your succubus waifu gently play choke you during sex?

To express her passion and strong emotions of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529808
I think you're right about the bear but wrong about the succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529795
>not punching crying toddlers
Why you so beta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529809
>all this talk of passion and strong emotions
So which MG's are the most cool and methodical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529809
God no, and if she was my waifu she'd know why breath play is off limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529805
>spoiler

Holy crap I just noticed. We should gas these people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529814
A nekomata could pull that off pretty well for the guy/boy she's stalking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529814
I think succubus.
While they feed on emotion and passion, all sex is still just business to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529814
Mantis
Glacies
Lich
Girtablilu

>>12529812
I think you're full of shit succuslut.

>>12529813
Because I don't want to be arrested for assault and abused by Bubba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529826
>lich urethral sounding
Yes please~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529814
Sahuagin
Danuki
Golem
Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529809
>Strangle with tail to see you pant and squirm
>Smother with succubutt
>Grind your face until you eat her to orgasm
>Playful hatesex everywhere
Of course she'd get as much in return, cause she likes it hot and rough, and there's something about seeing her teary eyes losing focus from the intensity of it all and rolling up in her head, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529817
But isn't it romantic to have your life in your lover's hands, literally? Like, completely at her mercy, one slip and it'd be over for you.

Not that she'd actually kill you, obviously. But isn't that the ultimate expression of trust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529829
>urethral sounding
To the matango pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529839
>ultimate expression of trust
Why do soundingfags and throttlingfags use the exact same arguments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529839
That's not romantic at all, that's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529839
>one slip and it'd be over for you.

The reasons bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529844
Because its the only one they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529833
>danuki
>grabs your ass in the club and slips some bejamins in your back pocket

smooth operator

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529839
Yeah, problem there is my own body would finish the job for her.

Asthma sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529839
>But isn't it romantic to have your life in your lover's hands, literally? Like, completely at her mercy, one slip and it'd be over for you.
No. That's fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529844
>getting sounded and strangled at the same time
...I have the weirdest semi right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529857
Succubus strangling you with her tail while putting stuff in your peehole?

Sounds like a regular boner to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529857
That's gotta be one of the most painful ways to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529860
>tip of spade tail in the pee hole
>she chokes you with a wing or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529860
>stuff
I hope she's a loli and the stuff is her elegant, thin pinky finger. Also now I'm fully hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529845
>>12529847
>>12529852
>>12529844

Well, you people don't have any romantic vision at all, I bet you still blush by making eye contact and having indirect kisses. This it what succubi do instead of handholding, it's a deeply sensual connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never shove your fleshy marauder into a Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529864
>sounding
>choking
>loli

We have hit the shit trifecta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529869
>This it what succubi do instead of handholding, it's a deeply sensual connection.
A succubus would probably consider a gangbang with you and 5 other guys a normal romantic evening.
Don't ask them for advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529869
Trust isn't love
I don't have to trust a succubus to love her
And trusting demons is stupid. Trusting too much in anything is stupid in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529869
Go slurp some other guy's cum out of your waifu's vagina, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529881
It's sad to know you'll never trust your waifu anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529869
>Eye Contact
>Indirect kisses

There's no need to say such lewd things anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529884
Not that guy, but blind trust in anything is stupid. You can ever know another, not in their heart of hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529884
>Why don't you trust me anon? I'd never do anything to hurt you.
>Now get on your knees and spread your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529884
I'll trust her if she needs me to. If she truly loves she doesn't need to perform silly dangerous tests to find out. All she needs is to trust my word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529869
Cuck-kun pls. Your succuwaifu is probably done fucking football team, get to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529887
Unicorn please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529893
>>12529882
>>12529875
>m-muh ntr!!!
>muh slut1!

What's the matter, can't find more original insults when you know succubi are perfect girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529890
But it's not blind faith if you've built up a strong relationship prior to that. I wouldn't let some random oni I met at a party choke me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529901
>liking NTR
Why do people like this even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529901
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

All I need now is my tiger waifu on this rainy day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529908
I don't. You people somehow assume NTR is part of the succubus' nature, because you're afraid of someone having too much control over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529901
How about, parasite, life stealer, abomination, enemy of man, deceiver, destroyer, homewrecker, trampler of love with ugly horns and stupid buttwings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529909
>"ministrations"

I think I know who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529917
Damn, you sound like a jealous Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529909
Jesus Christ How Horrifying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529917
>parasite, life stealer, abomination, enemy of man, deceiver, destroyer, homewrecker, trampler of love

I said insult, not compliment.

>ugly horns and stupid buttwings!

Over the fucking line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529869
One way to work stronger emotions out of people is in fact to strangle them out. Just don't go as far as that fag from Chaika that thought straight up torturing and murdering them was the best way.

>>12529875
If you suggested it, she'd be all up for it after making sure you knew what you were getting into. If you didn't enjoy it, it'd feel bland and bitter for her, which isn't fun at all. Similarly, if you suggested a slow, romantic weekend, she'd do her best to make sure you enjoyed every minute, living on the sight of your smile like foreplay.

Basically they're at the high end of the spectrum for sexual intelligence, there's nothing you need to be bashful about around her. Smart people don't get off to shallow or insincere interactions much, and something done without love just isn't as good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529917
>not being strong enough to support the energy she needs
>being so annoying you force them to lie to you so you don't bother them
>projecting other bad attributes
>not liking horns
>not liking BUTTWINGS

Truly you are the scum of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529915
MC's dad in vengeance also thought giving control to succuslut is good idea
Now the thing he does it making food for succuslut lovers and cleaning floor from rusted cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529919
Jealous I won't be the one to drive a sword through your chest and feel the life you've stolen leave your body, Babylon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529925
>liking BUTTWINGS

Truly the shit king of wings. One of the few things that makes any girl into the trash tier for me. Proper backwings or arm wings for maximum sexiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529932
Angel go find a nice guy to cuddle and hold hands with, you seem stressed

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't we talk about Succubi types outside of the common kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529923
>>12529925
I will fucking glass you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529931
The man is so broken I don't think he's even had a single line, never said hi to his son or said any words at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529882
>not wanting to slurp other guys' cum out of your waifu's lewd pussy
>not wanting to go last in the Sunday gangbang to get the extra sliminess
>not having the cum stalactites on her big tits drip on you when you take her pussy
>not wanting that salty taste in her kisses
>not feeling the slippery slimy texture of her bukkake'd buttocks as you take her ass
Do you even Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529943
bring it
I ain't scared of someone so disgusting even succubi don't want him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529941
Because the common kind are unnecessarily maligned by /mgg/ and people need to know how loving they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529944
And you too can experience this happiness.
Just get a succubus waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529940
I will, after you're dust, and I will love him deeply and spend lots of time with him, unlike you, who'd feed on him and just leave a withered husk for someone to find, you're disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529946
Fuck that's nasty.

Stop making people think succubus lovers are all into NTR.

>>12529931
Sorry I don't read shit stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529943
>not wanting to run your hands all over her buttwings during doggy style

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529941
Because no-one wants to talk about shitty purity-sue lilim fancharacters.

If you want an alternative topic to succubutt wailing and gnashing of teeth, I would accept health-fish.

[RS No.]

Chapter 3 of It's Not the Fall is finished: http://pastebin.com/urjzR9NH

More to come next week, as usual. Feedback/comments are always appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529941
>>12529946

Chocolate white horn>NTR Blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529953
>Fuck that's nasty.
Pls don't kinkshame. I just want to have totally not-homo gangbangs with a dozen guys with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529952
I'm not even the succubutt, I'm just a guy who knows you need some TLC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529941
Because there is only one type of succubi, NTR succuslits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529947
>not being wanted by succuubi is an insult
>someone wanting to caress and lick the body of a succubus, which has been stained by the seed of countless men calling someone else disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529946
I hope you get aids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529969
Just remember all MG's are based on succubi anon. So your waifu is just as soiled as mine is.

[Anonymous No.]

Has everyone forgotten about Succubutts Onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>12529953
>Sorry I don't read shit stories.

>Making the centaurs cry
You're the real monster here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529969
Keep projecting your ntr gangbang paranoia, loser.

I'll be over here getting ravaged by my hip-winged waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529977
>all MG's are based on succubi
I've been quite this entire time but seriously that's just a retarded thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529941
Well Lilim is generally just succubus plus reality warping shenanigans. Creating your own pocket dimension is a pretty fun concept. People get more vocal about "corruption" and such than even succubus though.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, stop that succuslut forcing. Its even worse than futacat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529990
They're also really goddamn monogamous too, as they desire a relationship similar to the one their mommy and daddy have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529978

>MFW I did at least three of those posts.

Goddamnit screencap guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529987
>not knowing the succubus demon lord transformed all monsters to be part succubus
you must be new here
welcome to the mgg threads
I'd lurk a bit more before posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529993
>Its even worse than futacat
Let's not go that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529993
Fuck you.
>>12529998
I'm flattered.

[Anonymous No.]

Best succubus coming through

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529990

Lilim are literally just ultra high level succubi. They really don't deserve a name entry. The only reason they get one is to give an easy reference for the MGE Demon Lord's children.

It should be a title, like Demon Lord. Lilim being a level 100 succubutt or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530006
I want to irrumate a fujo succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530002
That doesn't mean any of them are based on succubi though. The demon lord is a succubus who changed all monsters into monster girls because she wanted an end to the war. None of the other monster girls have anything to do with succubi other than the fact that they are what they are now because of a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529993
>it's "forcing" to respond to other people calling your waifu a slut
ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530010
I believe it consists entirely of paladinfags samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529977
>implying all MGs are from MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530002
I like to think that the "part succubus" all the other monsters got was the tits-and-ass-and-reverse-rape part, not the compulsive-ntr-slutubuss part.
It could've happened like that, r-right?
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530009

Not him but in MGE, it's stated that the creation of monstergirls was basically just the succubization process applied to non-human women. That's kind of what demonic energy is at its core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530009
Go read the succubi page. It's literally written on there, not implied, flat out stated that they're the base for all current monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530015
Just like succuslut forcing is from 1-2 guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529978
>rapes me when I was saving myself for my lamia waifu
Fucking MG families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530017
I wouldn't accept all MG's as NTR machines and I doubt many others would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529977
>bassed on succubi

No, the demon lord gave them the aspects of succubi of being supernaturally alluring and feeding on semen. A holstaurus is not a succubus, it's a beastman, nice try though cuckfag.

>>12529984
>succufag calling anyone else a loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530018
>>12530019
I really hate KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530017
How about no one had the ntr part.
Think of it this way:
Classic succubus - Evil sex demon, not even hot, does some weird dream sex shenanigans to steal your soul

Monster girl succubus - Good faithful sex demon, abhors NTR, actually hot, literally zero flaws unless you're a tasteless pleb who doesn't like horns or buttwings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530017

It's the craves sex and worships dick part of them. How they go about it is their own business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530010
>have a sex demon for a waifu
>baww why do people call her a slut
Being a slut is their whole purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530017
All mgs are literal ntr sluts. Except unicorn. But horsepussy a shit
Join paladins and purge shit and their shit husbandos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530025
You aren't the only one, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530026
/mgg/ is just pissing themselves over the ntr boogeyman, as per usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530007
>Lilim are literally just ultra high level succubi. They really don't deserve a name entry.
Eh, I dunno. Their mother isn't really a succubus any more; she's a lewd god who once was a mortal succubus.
I can accept the fact that lilims are plausibly a different species from their progenitors. Hell, Queen Slime and regular Slime get different entries, and the Queen is literally just a normal slime with a birth defect in her fission ability.

[Anonymous No.]

Futa
Monsterboys
Pro succubus sentiment

We need a purge, Oh Illias, save us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530026
Aren't mythological succubi actually pretty yandere?

They see themselves as the only ones worthy of mating with human men, and despise human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529959
That was awesome man. I would've died if I were him.

Keep up the good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>Calling other people's waifus sluts and NTRers

What barbarity have we been reduced to? I blame the paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530017
They fuck random men until they find the man with the dick they like best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530036
nah, they just feed off men and despise women for occupying their food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529966
I only need to look down upon your form, blood slowly draining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530038
Nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530036
>They see themselves as the only ones worthy of mating with human men, and despise human women.
Succubus Tomoko when?
>Aah! Anon-kun is talking to that human girl again! What a fucking slut! He belongs to ME! ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529996
I think the funny caveat there is people only "know" them from MGE, so they're given a free pass on what MGE says is fact. In MGE terms, succubus are as monowaifu as every other fucker, but people like to "interpret" and project shit from other media without any sense of consistency or logic because they're not aiming for higher thought processes in the first place.

>>12530007
Demon Lord's children and reference to Lilin.
>In Mesopotamian demonology, Lilin were hostile night spirits that attack men. They had less power than gods.
>Lilith and her daughter Lilim are both considered to be night spirits. Lilim is also considered by older Jewish tradition to be Cain's wife.
So yeah, practically succubi are night spirits are lilin and a demon is a demon, but it's a different style and tier, more unique than the more common dream spirit succubus demons. It's like how Apophis is practically just a desert lamia version of a lilim, but has a separate entry because of theme, location, style and Apep was a snake that hid beyond the horizon to devour the sun.

>>12530017
>not the compulsive-ntr-slutubuss part.
That part never existed in the first place if you stop listening to stupid people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530042
You need a Snickers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530038
This isn't a hugbox, people are allowed to say the truth here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530038
Nothing out of the ordinary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530035
Liking the archetypical monster girl is the same as liking actual penis

Plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying all mgs aren't just succubi cosplaying

Denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530050
Where did this thunder thigh-cubus come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530038
Nigga, "your waifu a shit/slut" argument is just as old as waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530002
>>12530009
>>12530017
>>12530018
>>12530019

see>>12530024

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530055
She's going to be in MGQ:P.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530055
New grill from MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530056
But this is /a/ behavior, I thought we were above that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530060
>>12530061
YES
Fucking YES
That's my fetish. I hope she does some forcible cunnilingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530059
Cuckolds getting rekt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530048
Then why do the paladins lie so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530047
You need to stop existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529956
PRAISE DAGON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530045
Shhh, we don't like rational people here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530051
>plz

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530059
>>12530068
Lol. More like paladins desperately holding on to their delusions.

>>12530019
>>12530018
are the right ones. Goes to show just how uneducated you fools truly are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530045
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530024
>>12530059
>>12530068
>supernaturally alluring and feeding on semen.
>Any different to the shitposting logic for why succubus are about NTR.
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530045
This nigga knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530045

But that's wrong. You didn't mention Lilith as Adam's first wife at all or the old Christian traditions of her children stealing the seed of young men, especially from when they masturbate, to make more little slutty demons. They were the basis of the succubus all the time, and are still treated as such in old sects in places like Turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530045
>>not the compulsive-ntr-slutubuss part.
>That part never existed in the first place if you stop listening to stupid people.

>creature that goes from an to man fucking them in their dreams while they take their semen in the waking world
>not an ntr-ing slut

That's it, ALL SUCCUFAGS WILL LINE UP AND FACE THE WALL! SOLDIERS! PREPARE RIFLES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529638

>You'll never have a Jinko daughter that prefers to curl up and take naps on your chest as you lie in the living room's couch watching TV rather than using her own bed

[Anonymous No.]

Is it still NTR if a succubus sucks out your soul and kills you before moving on to the next man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530060
>:P

leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530071
Eat the fucking candy bar goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530091
Monster Girl Quest: Paradox

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530074
Glad you picked out the really important part of my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530075
>>12530082
>succufags mad their "wives" are shit
>try to bring others down to their level

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530092
No. DIE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530091

Anon, you goofin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530086
Oy vey, don't oppress my succubus people you racist bigot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530098
>Down to our level
>implying we're not above you for liking the original monster girl

Please. We know all this hate is just pure jealousy, and we find it hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530095
Anon I think it was a joke.
If your post was meant as a joke too it wasn't very funny. IMO at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530103
Let's not do this role-play shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530075
Paladins hate all mgs, though, regardless of their slutness. Most people only hate succuslut and, by saying all mgs are succusluts, you create more paladins.
Good job, cuckfag. Paladins will purge everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530107
Relax, I'm just making a dumb reply to a dumb post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530100
You know, with that attitude you might turn into a Dark Angel, and we both know guys don't hold hands or cuddle with Dark Angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530075
>delusions
encyclopedia pages clearly state which family each monster species belongs to

Lesser Succubus
Lilim
Alice
Alp
Amazoness
Angel ◾Dark Angel

Dark Priest
Dwarf
Elf ◾Dark Elf

Fairy
Kunoichi
Vampire ◾Dhampir

Nereid
Roper

I don't see any other monster belonging to the succubus family. Your tears of despair at realizing your waifu is nothing but a whore must devastating, but I won't dring them, I know where your face has been...EVERYWHERE, just like your "waifu."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530072
Screw Dagon, he got wrecked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530104
If not wanting a wife who drinks semen and souls from other men for food is being jealous, then I'm fine with being jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530104
>I like succubi, that makes me a monstergirl oldfag

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530114
Fair enough. What shall we name this glorious creation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530104
Sure, m8.
Just stop succuslut forcing. No one likes ntr. Deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530086
See, here's the problem. Anon was talking in MGE history terms. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Succubus Please point out the section about them being the NTR fetish. Similarly, the only difference between a succubus and any other monster girl in the MGE realm of logic is they were feeding on spirit energy before it was the new trend every monster girl did.

Beyond that, talking "outside of MGE logic", I'm not spoonfeeding you the definitions of NTR and assault, you can just live with being dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530120
The picture? Its in the file name dude, the water fish reptile thing that wears a school swim suite, just a HEALTHy version of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530112
I will gladly become no more than a crater on this earth so long as your kind are gone by the time I'm through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530121
See, this is where you and I disagree. No one's NTRing anyone, you're just looking for a scapegoat.

[Anonymous No.]

MGT Civil War when?

This paladin/succubus debate is getting out of control

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530130
>MGT

Clever girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530127
Keep telling you I'm not a succubutt, go eat a fucking snickers like I told you too or you're getting spanked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530130

>The Sluts shall rise again

I chuckled but no. People feeding into this shit destroys the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>people seriously arguing about whose imaginery waifu is better
Wow, its just like religion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530130
Hopefully never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530125
I know the definitions of ntr, stay mad you chose a slut and everyone hates her guts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530130
Gas the sluts, race war now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530137
IKR? Paladinfags and their jihad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530137
Not all religions man, ours is one of peace, love, and HEALTH for all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530137
Idolatry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530109
>thinking paladins have a chance
all these delusionssssss

>>12530113
>not being a full succubus means they have no succubus in them, even though it's explicitly stated elsewhere that they do.
so, which waifu do you have that you're so desperate to keep "pure"?

>>12530121
You sure seem to like ntr, since you're trying to say all monstergirls are cheaters. I don't think anyone wants you and your kind around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530137
>implying waifu shitslinging hasn't always been a fundamental part of every /mgg/ thread
You new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530127
>turn into a Dark Angel
>a crater
I know Angels love mental gymnastics but that's not how breaking and falling works.

>>12530139
Of course you do, anon. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all the shitflinging about Succubutts? Are people actively shunning them away like they do with NTR and futa now?

I'm getting worried about /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530148
I think it started out as a meme but now newfriends are actually taking it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530130
Its not even a war. Succuhaters outnumber cuckolds to 20:1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530141
>>12530144

Reminder that you live in a world where the paladin's won and monsters are extinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530142
>MFW Paladins and Succubus are the sandniggers of /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530130
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530153
Couldn't beat the muslims though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530153
Reminder that all paladins have is propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530135
HEN WHY DO YOU OPPOSE ME!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530156
So, you can either side with succubus muslims and be forced to wear a man hood and never leave the house without a succubus

OR

Fucking kill everything in sight and torture "heathens" indiscriminately

[Anonymous No.]

BOB PLS COME BACK
Succusluts forcers much worse than futacats. At least I dont remember them saying that all mgs have dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530148
I just want to talk about succubi without having to deal with role-players and "LEL, NTR" faggots.

Is it really that goddamn hard for you. /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530151

>People trying to ban Succubus from the threads

They're one of the most basic examples of Monster Girls. Whoever says they don't belong in /mgg/ is wrong and should not be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530162
Can I pick option three, sit in my home with a shotgun and not leave until it blows over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530156

The whole Black Plague kind of put a damper on 200 years of war.

>Implying they didn't finish their final monster cleansing of the holy land.

They're paladin's, not crusaders.

>Implying the black death wasn't the final curse of the last Demon Lord as she fell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530164
Futacat a shit, but Succubi and their have every right to be discussed here, so fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530162
Or I could not live in the asshole of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530164
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530144
>thinking paladins have a chance

Implying they don't, succubui have always been hated here.

>>12530147
>Netorare is a genre where the intent is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy or distress in the reader. A direct translation of the word results in the definition "having your lover taken from you" or "to have something taken from you while you sleep". This is often accomplished by having main protagonist's loved one seduced away from them, with or without their knowledge.

Netori. The protagonist steals the lover or wife/husband of someone else. Different from netorare where the protagonist's lover gets stolen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530170
and their variants*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530164

Hey buddy. Fuck you. And Bob never left. He's been smugfoxing since last week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530164

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

I vote for living in peace with my muscle tiger waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530171
You think succubi wouldn't try to take over everywhere?
Having unraped men is heresy and probably cause enough to declare war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530164
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530181
Sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

has anyone looked at the post numbers
>>12530164
>>12530165
>>12530166
>>12530167
>4
>5
>6
>7

So many people (or maybe a few dedicated fags)
in these threads compared to jp as a whole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530166
I don't think people want them banned.
Some posters just started crying bitch tears when someone stated the fact that succubi are sluts by nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530174
They've also always been loved here. Just like there have always been anons with shit taste, and other anons with best taste. Also

>These threads represent the ability of paladins to beat monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530186
Why do you think we've kept them contained to the desert forever? Because nobody likes them and as much as we hate each other we'll gladly unite against some sand niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530190
I think it's because your average /jp/ user thinks before he posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530148
It's a divisive subject when some of us seriously want to have a sloppy seconds gangbang relationship with one and others want to have a pure blue waifu. It's just sad that these groups can't, you know, ignore each other if they don't like the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530193
The paladin/succubutt role-play shit is getting too out of hand.
>>12530195
But I'm a filthy /a/ subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530195
You'd think that, but you'd be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530194

>Contained to the desert
>Currently conquering central Europe through mass immigration

Well they've learned a lot since the Moors, that's for certain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530196
As a pure blue waifu lover I have never criticized or judged posts that advocate the gangbangs.

>>12530199
Yeah, it really has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530192
The problem is the succufags here are extreme subs and advocate slavery and submission for the whole human race to the "succubus overlords" and and if you disagree it turns into "hurr, not being a sub." The succu haters are bad, but the succu pushers are worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530194
>Because nobody likes them and as much as we hate each other we'll gladly unite against some sand niggers.
Really? Right now they can come freely here and are treated as kings while native people are being shat on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530196
Succubi exist for both.

That's what they are, semen demons. Monogamous or sluts, there's some on each side, choose one and you can just ignore the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530202
As a sloppy seconds lover I have playfully implied that gangbangs are the true way of the succubutt. I'd like to apologize if that made you feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530203
Those are just role-players, anon.

They don't speak for people who happen to actually like Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530201
>>12530205
Somewhere along the line Europe just turned into one giant pussy, that whole continent is gonna be nothing but muslims soon and its their own fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530203
>the succufags here are extreme subs
No. I want to tie down and rape a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530174
Please don't tell me you took "taken from you while you sleep" word for word out of context as to mean succubus takes your semen while you sleep. You're not THAT stupid, right? I mean shit, you'd have to think your body was NTRing you when it discharged semen in your sleep. You people never cease to amaze me.
>But that's natural
>Implying demons ever existed and weren't written as a religious explanation for things people were too stupid to understand biologically or morally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530203
I've never said that. I only want an equal loving relationship with my succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530193
>loved

If they were, we wouldn't be having this shit fit.

>>12530144
>so, which waifu do you have that you're so desperate to keep "pure"?

None______________ I simply fight misinformation and the shit taste of suucufags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530192
>>12530196

>succubi are sluts by nature

This is too sad.

Succubus don't HAVE to be cuckolding sluts all the time. As long as it doesn't involve forced shit like NTR, gore, futa or scat, they can be pretty much anything we want. They can be hardcore femdom as much as they can be pure and cute.

/mgg/ is a place of fantasies, where anything can happen as long as it doesn't involve aforementioned fetishes, and that's what makes it a mostly chill thread.

Oh, and this "paladin roleplaying" thing is getting kind of too toxic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530211
Its the same thing but only with niggers in murica

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530224
And any brown person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530203
>the succufags here are extreme subs
No. Are you idiot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530223
Really, the succusluts are incidental to the gangbangs. I'd get just as hard at a story of a cyclops or oomukade running a sloppy gangbang, it's just that it comes naturally with succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530217
No, I understand it means, "while not paying attention", "while vulnerable."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530223
This.

The faggots trying to force Succubutts as NTRing sluts aren't any different from /ss/ and his MB shitposting from earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530227
>that typing

Are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530226
Nah, you can talk shit about mexicans but cant about niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530221
>If succubi were loved, we wouldn't be having this shitfit.

How would a shitfit even be happening if everyone hated succubi? You dumbass, it's people people don't hate them while retards like you do that there is argument.

I'm sorry anon, I didn't know you were actually retarded. I'll stop making fun of your disability now. In return please begin all your posts with a disclaimer notifying people you're mentally handicapped, so they know not to take your succuslander seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530239
The chief nigger just signed into law that the military has to take in illegals. Most people will hate you if you talk shit about them, seems pretty much the same to me.

[Anonymous No.]

i like lazy succubutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530245
Goddamn my redhead fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530239
>>12530244
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530234
>>12530223
>succubus
>pure

Born of lust and sex, what they are at the core of their being. Get it through your heads, they don't care where the sex is coming from so long as they're getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine there's no waifus
It's easy if you try
No NTR, no sluts
No more paladin lies
Imagine all the /mgg/ posters
Discussing mgs civilly all day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530250
>Born of lust and sex
So are all miserable little piles of secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530245
>a succubutt that's too lazy to fuck you
>Anon-kun~ I'm boooored! Come fuck me already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530252
I can hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530247
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530250
Classical succubus != monstergirl succubus.
I'd tell you to get this through your head, but your skulls so thick it's a waste to even hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530252
What would be the point?

[Anonymous No.]

remember when succubi and paladins were discussed together it was just something like a cute green texts about succubutts trying and failing seduce a paladin? What went wrong? Why can't it be fun anymore and instead we have this shitty civil war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530242
>You dumbass, it's faggots keep pushing them as pure that there is an argument.

FTFY

Go fuck yourself cuckold. Or maybe one of your waifus pet men can ram you in the ass while you watch her get fucked you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530262
Because shitty paladinfags with an ntr fetish are trying to push that succubi sleep around without their husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530252
>no waifus
Not even the dead can know peace from this evil.
Waifus aren't to blame for the problems of men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530252
But why would we discuss mg in the first place if we didnt have waifus?
Mgs only good for waifus anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530221

They are loved by /mgg/ as much as Manticores and Ushi-Onis who are also monstergirls heavily based around hardcore rape. Those who disagree do not belong here.

>>12530250

You're trying to tie the definition of a Succubus to one of classic works, that's like saying every monstergirl should follow the same rules of the same book. That's wrong.

You're limiting the creativity of /mgg/, and therefore ruining its potential. Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to discuss getting tenderly dommed by a succubus.

Why can't you let people have nice things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530264
You forgot your retard tag. Please remember that from now on, people might take some of your posts seriously otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530262
Bob, not even kidding, he and his ilk have been pushing their stuff here so long that any attempt to include something is met with hostility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530262
>What went wrong?
Roleplay happened.

[Anonymous No.]

You people know these things are fake right?

Who gives a shit what you want to stick your dick in, they'll never be real so just enjoy what you want to enjoy.

Fucks sake man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530274
People can no longer separate play arguing from real arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530270
>They are loved by /mgg/ as much as Manticores and Ushi-Onis

Is this a joke?

>>12530259
>>12530270
>muh headcanon

Not even KC can whitewash what a succubus is, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530257
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the threads will fap as one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530274
There is nothing wrong with roleplay, especially now that we've been consigned to these endless threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530276
Waifus are serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530281
I get what you're saying, but gross man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530273
U wot
Bob never had any succusluts in his stories.
If anything Bob saved these threads by creating a futa enemy everyone hated. Without him succuhaters and cuckolds civil war is going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530278
So, telling everyone how Succubi should be is your job?

You don't speak for the entire thread, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530278
If we're going by classical definitions only, most monstergirls don't exist, and all anons who like them are now zoophiliacs. The ones that do exist are hideous like harpies and medusa, and actually kill humans.

>Not even KC can whitewash what a succubus is, fuck off.
What is redefining an existing concept for use in your own fictional work for 500, Alex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530269
>Mgs only good for waifus anyway
>only good for waifus
No. I like waifus and monster girl waifus, but monster girls are also good for other things. Personally I think some monster girls can look cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530272
And here's your faggot tag, make sure to display it proudly so people don't listen to anything you say, you semen addled future succuslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530286
Bob is our lord and savior.

His second coming shall save the threads from civil war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530232
Oh good, cause a demon coming and taking essence from you in your sleep isn't being "having your lover taken from you", it's just assault. For it to be NTR, the victim would have to already have a partner, who'd either needs to be aware of the succubus doing it and helpless to stop her, or the victim needs to be aware of what was happening to them physically and actively accept it in preference to their lover.

None of that is happening when a succubus enters someone's dream, no one is any the wiser that anything happened, no one's feelings and preferences are changed. She probably took the image of his partner to get the best emotional reaction from him to begin with. That's more in line with what I said way back about them feeding off the spiritual energies of love and lust.

If the succubus IS your partner, well fuck, she has a direct, personal bond with you to soak in the love and lust of, why the fuck would she need to go off and get second-hand quality stuff from other people? This is where people bring in the "you're not enough" argument, which is really stupid and has no relative founding beyond a want to shitpost.

That's the thing, unfortunately, for all succubus are a more relevant and intellectual discussion than shit like futa, the people against are rarely if ever actually open to discourse, so things just devolve into shitflinging while ignoring any reasoned and thought-out post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530282
>There is nothing wrong with roleplay

No. That could not be farther from the truth.

Everything is wrong with roleplay. Take it to /tg/ where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530282
It's wrong when you're having a non-roleplaying discussion and then it's invaded by roleplayfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530286
>>12530293
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530278

No, it's not a joke.

Succubus are Monstergirls, and they are welcome here.

>muh headcanon

Says the guy trying to force a single and absolute concept of Succubutts.

Yes, they are beings of lust and sex, but they don't have to be NTRing sluts all the time just because you want them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530292
You keep forgetting that tag.

It's simple. Just put "I am a retard, please don't take me seriously" at the top of your posts. I'm sure even you can handle such simple instructions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530290
I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530286
No, I mean that because we have been fighting for so long against bob and the trolls he brought, everyone has a hair trigger temper, from being on edge for so long. Since leaving /a/, this is the first thread I have seen with such a big amount of fighting, this time it's the monsterboy pushers fault, they lit the match, and look where we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530282
And it's mostly done in a spirit of sarcasm and self-parody, not much different from the other kinds of tomfoolery going on around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530287
No, but I sure as fuck I'm not alone and you fags are the minority, cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

i tried.. not done yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530289
>reference succubus
>I meant all monstergirls

Oh shut up.

>>12530293
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530308
You have my sword
Cucks must be purged

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530312
Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530312
Neat
I wonder what they're pressing their tits against

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530308
>>12530315
>Role-players

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530312
I...I didn't want to fap today.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's your favorite suckybutt, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530315
>>12530308

>You will never hunt Cuckoo Harpies with a 12 gauge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530297
>>12530295

Paladin RPing is ruining the threads, it was fun when there were only a few of them but now it's gotten out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530301
And you forgot yours, just write, "I am a huge faggot, I like to gargle the cum of strange men fresh from my waifu's pussy, please pillage rape my face and pillage my asshole."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530312
Is there going to be a person between that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530323
A dead one
Dont fuel the fire, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530312
My dick, anon..

Looking good.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, fuck this thread.

I'll come back once you fags stop bitching about the stupidest of things

These threads used to be so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530327
Yeah, their arguing over who he should worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530323
You posted her.

I want Lilith to bully me with her dfc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530323
Lilim. And Amazons, as I like them from a design standpoint.
Along with their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530326
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530323
>>12530006

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530315
>>12530324
>>12530326
>>12530328

Shut the fuck up, all of you. Our glorious deities are present, show some manners.

>>12530312

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530325

>Paladinposting

It's not all smite and purge. And I can guarantee a lot of the arguments are not from that corner just because of how numerous they are. Calling everyone who talks shit about succubi a paladin roleplayer is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530256
>we should have sex
>yeah, maybe later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530333
Nothing wrong with being bullied with tig ol' bitties, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530319
Not just roleplayers but Lawful Stupid "Paladins" projecting their ignorance onto others and constantly shitposting worse than Bob. The greatest kind of stupid faggot these threads never needed.

[Anonymous No.]

There is literally nothing wrong with liking Ushi-onis.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know if Bob has updated his re-write of Laska & Me in a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530338
>Worshiping sluts

I don't mind banging some hot priestesses but actually worshiping something that just goes around fucking nobodies instead of doing their jobs of spreading health and light to the world aren't getting anything from me.

That's petty Greek pantheon tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530326
Still forgetting that retard tag. Once again, people might think you're actually right and succubus lovers need a faggot tag, so stop forgetting plz ty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1253033
But cuckold poster said all mgs are ntrsluts. So those gods of you also ntrsluts
Purge everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530354
>>12530356

Cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530342
Blue skinned succubi are something else, aren't they?
Also, is it okay to be bullied with butts as well? Hell. their whole body, even. Let's make it an all-encompassing bullying, appreciating every part of her perfectly alluring body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530355
>pls ty

Get the fuck out of here you fucking fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530325
>it was fun when there were only a few of them but now it's gotten out of control.
People that get their kicks out of acting like idiots attract actual idiots that think they're in good company. Also that problem extends to every other thing that causes upset and gets a "but it's only a few people" response. You know what.

The future you chose, you could have stopped this, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530355
Why would they need faggot tag? They are not alps. They need cuckold tags

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, what did /ss/ do to get banned from the IRC.

And why is he taking it out on us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530358

>You should worship the gods that fight over the pizza delivery boy for no reason

And Hathor had the potential to be so great if you faggots could stand not getting your dicks wet in her.

[Anonymous No.]

Paladins are not monster girls, refrain from talking about them and there ntr fantasies they project

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530360
no u
we don't like ntr lovers around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530351
Do I need to tell out about my cousin Frank again you fucking spider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530365

>fight over the pizza delivery boy for no reason

What the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530351
Sure, as long as you aware of pelvis crushing
If its not succuslut its okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530371
your cousin Frank has been coming up a lot. Sound like the problem is that he's an idiot around monstergirls and not so much the monstergirls themselves. Hang out with a ushi-oni and what do you think's going to happen? A nice comfy chat about the weather?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530245
>>12530165
>>12530359
>>12530351
>>12530342
>>12530333
>>12530323

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530376

Or whatever minimum wage stand-in you prefer for the faceless nobody in the new pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530365
>that fight over the pizza delivery boy for no reason
Wot
Someone made a story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530368
>I'm not an ntrfag, you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530382

Stop complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530380
>"Lel, look at my role-play guys!"
Fuck off 40Kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530386
You sure push ntr a lot for someone who doesn't like it.

Also, calling others a retard? You're the one with a retard tag lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530379
Frank is not a clever man

I could get behind being a ushi-onis husband if I didn't have an extreme fear of spiders

[Anonymous No.]

MONSTERGIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

How are succubutts at things other than sex? Like housecleaning, or cooking, or cleaning the gutters?

Would they get flustered at seeing other monster girls that don't have arms and/or legs accomplishing such tasks with ease?

[Anonymous No.]

RACE WAR NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes during the day I'll subconsciously ask my Monster Waifu a question. Like if I can't find my glasses, the very first thing I can think of is "Honey, where are my glasses?" One of the first things I think of when I wake up is "Good morning honey."

Is this just me or does anyone else think about their Monster Waifu like this all day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530392
the best part of ushi-onis is that they can just rape that fear right out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530394
I'm sure they're good at all of those as long as they put in a little work and practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530394
They could potentially make for very good fembros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530396
I think your losing touch with reality anon, get help now before it goes too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530394

What these guys said.

>>12530400
>>12530404

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530396
Your waifu is not real
Nobody loves you
It's escapism, can't you see? It's not healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530396

This is heartwarming and very sad at the same time.

God dammit, Anon. Stop making me feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530333
>dfc bullying
W-will she force my dick into that titty hole and milk me dry with her exquisite naizuri, anon...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530394
>Like housecleaning, or cooking, or cleaning the gutters?

Why are you asking her to do the stuff you're supposed to be doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530397
I don't think that's how it works anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530410
Flat chested girls who give it their all for some naizuri are truly the best of girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530396
Sounds nice
Who is your waifu? I hope its not succuslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530414
that is exactly how it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530396
Sounds like schizophrenia. Seek professional help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530418
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530390
>lol
>emoticons
>plz ty

Just fuck off back to reddit, RETARD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530413
How beta are you that even in your own fantasies you're subservient to fictional characters?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, you guys sure do seem to like being bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530419
I had a bruised pelvis once, It felt horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530410
She'd also brag about how she doesn't need disgusting cowtits to get you off so easily, and also possibly ridicule for being such a quickshot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530404
>spoiler

Now you're just talking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530314
>Only succubus can't be changed into a monstergirl, all other monsters can though

Is your plan to make me run out of retard tags? Cause I ain't running out anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530417
Flat girls can easily give naizuri with a bra or tight clothes giving an extra wall.
Clothed paizuri and naizuri and both my fetishes~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530408
Fuck off Marche

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529959
>that Pelvisceration
Fuck's sake, that's brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530428
You'll get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530431

>Only succubus can't be changed into a monstergirl

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530426
Succufags are like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530429
>ridicule for being such a quickshot
Why boner.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Yeeees
More civilwar
Your anger sustains me
Paladins a shit
Succubi a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530425
You're getting closer to including that retard tag, at least. Not even knowing what emoticons are though. I didn't know it was possible to overestimate your intelligence, but I also didn't know it could be so depressingly low. It's admirable you haven't killed yourself from shame yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530436
That's a ushi-oni.

And I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530430
>"W-Why don't you think Succubutts act the way I think they should act?"
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530426
That IS the fantasy anon. My extremely high economic status and prestigious career prohibit me from serving anyone, so I resort to fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530449
My sincerest apologies, anon. I had no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530405
>>12530421
I know she isn't really there, but that doesn't mean I can't pretend. It's easier to cope and go through everyday thinking of her than accepting that I have nothing and will always have nothing. Besides waifus are pure and give strength to those who are loyal to them. Why wouldn't you have one?

>>12530408
Fuck off Marche

>>12530418
She's a Jabberwocky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530427
Damn straight. As long as it's by a woman I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530441
>Why

because you're a loser who gets led around on a leash by a flat chested succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530441
Welcome to having premature ejaculation fetish, enjoy your incredibly frustrating and contentless stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530431
>I said one thin, but I meant another and it's wrong

How about you use those retard tags on yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530437
I'm allowed to cry right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530442
I bet the Danukis are behind this

[Anonymous No.]

My friends, it has often been said that I like P'Orcs. Friends, I like P'Orcs. Friends, I LOVE P'Orcs.

I like Normal P'Orcs. I like Lederhosen P'Orcs. I like Biker P'Orcs. I like Tsundere P'Orcs. I like Yandere P'Orcs, I like Oneesan P'Orcs. I like Daughteru P'Orcs. I like Tomboy P'Orcs.

In bed, in public, in mud, in school, in restrooms, in restaurants, in churches.

I love every kind of P'Orc in this world.

I like seeing P'Orcs being fucked long and hard by a manly husbando. When a P'Orc complains that she's too tired and her man continues to thrust from below like an animal, my heart dances.

I like paddling Orcs from behind. When a P'Orc tried to get up and orgasmed from the paddling again, my heart soared.

I like it when I can curl that springy tail in-between my fingers. I remember being moved when she delightfully oinked, my frantic sproinking like a madman's.

Getting a P'Orc pregnant was unendurably exciting. When she screamed in desperation, I plowed her moist fuckhole spectacularly.

When a P'Orc gang attempted to rape me, I countered them with the power of my own manhood. I was at my height.

I like being fawned on over and over. It is a said thing when one is hit with remorse over the state of your P'Orcs.

I like Pigs in a Blanket. Orgasming inside of her before she could wiggle free is her ultimate pleasure.

Gentlemen, I desire P'Orcs that is like HEALTH.

Gentlemen, my companions in P'Orcing who follow me, what do you desire?

Do you desire P'Orcs as well? Do you also desire a P'Orc harem in which no pig is left behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530452

>I know she isn't really there, but that doesn't mean I can't pretend. It's easier to cope and go through everyday thinking of her than accepting that I have nothing and will always have nothing

For fuck's sake anon, I thought I asked you to stop giving me feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530452
Hey, as long as you're happy, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530452
>Jabberwocky
Oh that makes sense now, insane man goes with insane waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529959
that was a nice chat with some tea and crumpets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530462
Green Orcs > P'Orcs

Sorry, but hearing a girl making the same squealing noise pigs make is kind of a boner kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530456
>>12530458
>implying I'd come in an instant ten times in a row as she rubs me between her tiny tits and bra
>implying I'd get rock hard again from the sight of her disappointed, pitying face
Nope. No way am I going to look up doujins of this to fap now.

[Anonymous No.]

so If I'm a Holstaurus bro, does that mean I get automatic membership to the Hathor churhc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530452
>jaberwocky

Good taste, dragons are high tier waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530459
Oh, sure. You can cry as much as you want. I don't think she would enjoy the crying, but she wouldn't mind. It doesn't keep her from continuing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530444
If it wasn't you who was using emoticons earlier, then I apologize for the charge, You're still a gigantic faggot and will do more good under the earth that you ever did walking upon it. Don't you have a page to go like?

>>12530447
Monstergirls can't be bros, this isn't reserved to succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530471
As long as you love HEALTH and want to help spread the love then you can join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530474

>Monstergirls can't be bros

Come on now, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530462

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530462
I want a biker hog P'Orc. A real raunchy slut who likes getting fucked on the roadside while I slap her meat butt and tweak her tail, while I make her oink like a breeding sow slut that she is. then she gets back on her bike, leaving a wet puddle on the seat when she gets off the bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530439
>Harpies can be changed from birds with the heads of ugly women who steal food and snatch up and carry criminals to valkeries into pure loving waifus.
>Medusa can be changed from monsters so hideous they turn people to stone, who kill humans gleefully, to pure loving waifus.
>Succubi can't be changed though, they're sluts forever because I have an ntr fetish that I want to push onto other people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530462

>Und ve vill give zem a P'Orc
>A German P'Orc
>A Black Forest P'Orc
>She is how you say, like the Ushi to the Arachne
>Can you handle it gentlemen?
>Can you?

[RS No.]

>>12530468
Did you expect anything different? Ushi-onis are reasonable, respectable monstergirls concerned with the impression humans have of their race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530462
>>12530480
>maledom

Things like that make me sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530477
Hey, it's just the way it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530485
>Sex makes me sick!
So if the guy is on top you can't even get a boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530474
lol dude you're just digging yourself into a deeper and deeper hole here ;p

you might wanna give up before all paladins get hated more that futa XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530485
P'Orcs bring it out in me. It's the meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530484
Do they know how to stylize their rapecaves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530485
In the wake of Maledom rising, us Subs need to stand united

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530481

Oh I get it now. That guy really is forgetting his retard tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530481
>Succubi can't be changed though, they're sluts forever because by their very nature they exist solely to fuck and chuck men

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530477
>Brozoning a monstergirl
There's a special place in the lowest circle of hell for people like you. I'll shake your hand when you get down here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530488
Not unless he's wearing a collar and getting egged on by the mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530489
Nothing can be hated more than succusluts though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530494
>Subs
>standing up for themselves or united
But that's not sub at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530462
I fucking love P'Orcs. Your passion has left me moved.
I would be joyed to have a P'Orc raider lift me over her shoulder with a lewd grin, and take me away as her prize, to pleasure for life.
Sometimes when I'm really deviant I
want to do pet play with a P'Orc, making her eat lots and lots of food out of a big trough, making her into a big, spoiled piggy with soft pink belly, bulging with out child

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530499

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530470
>implying you have a choice in the matter
As a succubus, it's entirely possible that she has banged hundreds of guys, but given that you're posting in this thread chances are you're going to have the dubious honour of holding the world speed record before too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530489
I just want to watch the world burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530496
That's all women though, not exclusively succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530500
The only person I'm sub for is mai waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530498
So if its consensual sex between a man and his monster wife and he is on top you are disgusted?

[RS No.]

>>12530492
Masters of decor.

And they prefer the term 'lovecages'. Because all that raping is just how they show their love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530504
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530502
You fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530503
>implying it's not her first time and she thinks she's super good at paizuri before realizing I'm just a super quickshot
>implying I won't then have to comfort her while she's too embarrassed to go outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530500
Being a sub doesn't mean you have to submit to random assholes on the internet.

It means recognizing your succubus waifu (or whatever other inferior mg) is your master and serving her to the best of your ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530506
But what would she think about you fighting with anonymous strangers on the internet for having slightly different taste then you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530502
Succusluts are, subjectively speaking, awful Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530508
Ok, enough with the namefagging, we get it you're a famous writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530496
Ok, harpies are just birds with heads of ugly women then. Medusa turn people to stone and kill them. Most monstergirls don't even exist anymore, and the ones that do don't or can't have sex and are hideous anyway. This is the world you chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530508
Splendid, as I'm a stickler for pretty looking cave-houses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530489
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530515
She would be happy that I know where a man's rightful place is, and that I'm trying to educate others.

[Anonymous No.]

'Paladin' fags are easily the worst thing to ever happen to these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530514
You will also be sub for all you succusluts lovers
Enjoy your aids

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530489
>anything being more hated than futa

Who's the retard now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530523
More like forcing your own fetishes on people who just want to live their life. Please don't be as bad as the futafags, I honestly don't give a shit which dom somebody is but if you force it on others you're no better than the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>Town is being terrorized by a group of succubi
>Desperate, they contact a knight to come and save them, promising him riches and allowing him to take the mayor's daughter as his wife
>Knight agrees, heads off to vanquish the succubi
>He never returns, but the attacks have stopped
>After a month, the townsfolk decide to try to find the knight and track him down
>The mayor and a couple of men from the town go to visit him, wondering what had happened to him
>They knock at his door and they're greeted by two of the succubi from that group, wearing maid outfits
>The men from the town panic, and their panic escalates when the rest of the succubi, also all wearing maid outfits, come to see what the commotion is
>By the time the knight comes to see what's happening, the men from the town are both terrified and furious and demand an explanation from the knight
>Turns out he managed to beat the rape out of them, and they started calling him master and began following him
>He tried to lose them and return home, but they tracked him down and he woke up one morning and there they were, wearing maid outfits and doing maid things in his home
>They seemed perfectly happy to just cook and clean for him, so he let them stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530525
>Can't talk about Succubi with "lel, cuck".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530525
Either that or maledom fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530525
Blame /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530525
That's a strange way of writing futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530527
I already hate succubi forcers more than futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530525

>Not shitposter kun
>Not fujoshit kun
>Not bob
>Not the trolls in the first couple of weeks here

Get your head screwed on straight. They're about as bad as justicefags and jojofags. Which is not that bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530529

This here is why Knights are infinitely better than Paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530529
That's fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530521
That actually looks really nice. Though the bed would need to be seriously re-enforced to keep from breaking.

Now that I think about it, it's actually feasible for ushis to have nice caves. Assuming they don't have a husband or aren't on the prowl, they'd have the time to make their home look good. If they're the type who wants to lure men in as opposed to simply grabbing them, or they want their husband to enjoy his new home, they would have motivation to as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530529
Nice. What did he use to beat the rape out of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530525
No. The only bad people in these threads are the faggots that try to push their fetishes on everybody and call people who don't conform to their exact mentality faggots. It doesn't matter who the fuck they are or what their fetish is, as soon as they try to force it on others without reason they are the worst of scum and need to just die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530525
Paladins have been around since these threads first started appearing in /a/, just like horsepussy and snake cloaca "fags." Don't get booty blasted just because somebody doesn't like something you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530534
Except that no one's "forcing" anything here and it's mostly a response to the NTR/slut crybabies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530531

>Maledom is bad

Sorry that you disagree with having an actual relationship with a woman and not being a semen dispenser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530513
>succubus
>first time
So she's like 5? How can she give paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530531
Paladins vs Succubus fights were a fun little thing here. It's the forcers, from BOTH sides, that have fucked it up for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530542
Relax, fetish shit talking has always been a part of these threads and the only people in the wrong are those who take it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530536
Paladin fags are worse than justice/jojofags. They're just as bad as shitposter kun or fujoshit kun, and far wose than the trolls in the first few weeks on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530543

This. Getting assblasted over a little paladin posting and calling them succubus forcers just shows how new he is. This isn't even half as bad as the old 40kiddies that used to shit things up with MUX EMPRAH MUH EXTERMINATUS MUH TANGO ORCS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530546
>an actual relationship with a woman and not being a semen dispenser

Are you implying these are mutually exclusive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530544
So all these "succuwaifu are superior" shitposts are not forcing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530551
They take it seriously because people post it every single chance they get, they literally don't shut up about it and make it impossible to have normal conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530531
Nah, preference is preference, you like what you like.

Paladins are shitposters that ignore any meaningful discussion and shout NTR repeatedly because it's easy. There's no room for any sort of discussion, intellectual or creative standards around any sort of obnoxious roleplaying "justice" faggot, they just shitpost the same thing until you learn to ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530547
>what is naizuri
>not reading the discussion at all
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530552

This is the part where you're wrong and need to shut up to avoid further embarrassment. Or keep going, I don't care, just not going to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530529
We need less paladin shit, and more knight stuff.
>>12530539
Y'know, demon realms/monster friendly areas actually produce furniture for rapecaves/hovels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530551
Agreed. We should all just chill out and accept the greatest fetish there is: giantess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530553
>MUX EMPRAH MUH EXTERMINATUS MUH TANGO ORCS.

newguy here, what is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530560
Well shit, I guess I should have read more than 2 posts of the conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530563
Fuck off vorefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530563
you're being judged now anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530551
>He's not serious about his fetishes

You, horrible little man.

>>12530555
Not him, but where monstergirls are involved, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530563
Fluffy tails is superior fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530563
>The giantessfag
Damnit man, like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530531
I'm not the only one who would prefer a dom/equal bed relationship with my mg am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530567
Those are two different fetishes

>>12530568
Hey man, like I said, just chill out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530561
>this is the part where you're wrong
>in response to an opinion I posted
One of us sure is embarrassing themselves, but it doesn't seem to be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530555
Well yeah. In the latter case you're just an item to be used and thrown away when bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530559
>paladins are shitposters

Paladins have been defending these threads since before the days of shitposter-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you hold hands with a MG that had big meaty paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530563
No, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530572
You're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530556
No, because obviously most people disagree and it's fun to see you get mad.

Also it's not much different from anyone else who decides to discuss their fetishes, like the porc fags or fluffy or what have you. The only reason you're noticing it now is because of the context of the "paladin v succubus" argument.

[Anonymous No.]

Really be cool if we stuck to things like the encyclopedia, doujins, or japanese video games about monster girls. Maybe some dakimakura, cosplay, action figures...

You know, things that are not from /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530573
Ah I'm just screwing with you, like what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530580
Hold with both hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530572
You are never alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530580

Of course I would. Puffy Paws a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530562
>demon realms/monster friendly areas actually produce furniture for rapecaves/hovels.
They must get a lot of business. I can only imagine how many mgs have those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530572
You are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530581
I don't understand what the huge deal is. Everyone responds like there's some giant problem with the fetish. I figured you would be big about it, but you all react so smallmindedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530590
And also use them as pillows when you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530572

Maybe, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530586
> to see you get mad.
Cuckold succufags confirmed for shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530594
I wonder if the stores that sell such furniture also have tasty meatballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530597
Charon do you want me to get spanked again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530513
>implying she'd be embarrassed for herself
>implying she wouldn't just be mortified for you since you have a hopelessly pathetic misfiring cock
come on now
oh wait you already did
honk honk motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530597

CHARON FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530606
She'd be embarrassed because she bragged to all her friends already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530577
>Paladins have been defending
No, you are not the moderation. Nor are you the transient nature of content ensuring that only things people enjoy or repeatedly force to stay relevant like gigantic faggots stick, while other things slip into obscurity. You're a roleplaying embarrassment no one asked for, and the only influence you have is to shit up the thread by inviting the sort of stupidity that has been shitposting for the past four hours about NTR.

Good job, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530594

They must make alot of business indeed, especially with Ushi-Onis and Onis that often come to buy new furniture after every night of tenderly loving their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530587

You do know like half the people here are from /tg/ too and a large portion of the monsters are based on the classic tabletop monsters? There's nothing wrong with it, and is the logical way the stuff like the encyclopedia expands.

You don't see people arguing dex scores for grapple roles and FATAL anal circumference though do you? Because that stuff doesn't belong here.

And the exterminating edgelords are likely not from there either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530600
>People who like Succubi are NTR loving cuckolds because I said so.
You're the shitposter, newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530597
>Charon likes giant hobo dick.

I' don't mind giantess, but it brings out the vorefags. Balance. These threads are about balance. Monstergirls, no boys. Monsterbody and human sex bits. Proactive dating vs outright rape. Loving cuddles and bestial sex. Balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530602
>Shopping at Ikea
Well I guess they gotta stay in business somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530610
You mad? You sound mad.

[Anonymous No.]

can we talk about onis while the shitstorm blows over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530621
I want to wrestle her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530621
Yuugi dressed as Power Lady is far too fucking dangerous for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530611
Or they make special furniture that's practically unbreakable and charge out the wazoo for it.

What if someone invented a rig or something that allowed ushi-onis to rape their man even while going about their daily life? Like, the man is strapped to their front, buried in them, and the rig constantly thrusts them in and out so the ushi doesn't have to put aside her normal life just to get her rape on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530621

>Having a meaningful discussion in the middle of a shitstorm

Not going to happen. Someone always tries to "hey guys how about we talk about ____ instead?" and it never works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530621
I want to rub my dick on her abs until I cum into her navel. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530621
Personally I don't like them aside from having one as a drinking buddy, they're still pretty good but I wouldn't want to stick my dick in an alcoholic husband beater

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530613
If they don't like NTR, why do they like MGs who feed on the semen and souls of random men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530619
But they wouldn't be IKEA.

They'd be fantastic furniture makers with equally awesome meatballs.

In my headcanon anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530632
Why are you trying to inject mythological succubi into everything?

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530623
are you sure?

keep in mind you can't take it back and "mercy" means nothing to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530626

>Not just carving the furniture out of the stone in your cave

Do you even cave house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530610
During the days of "furries!" "zoophiles!" "shit fetish, not /a/" and other storms, Paladins stood with us I meant. Hell even the 40kfags defended the threads, we all had a common interest, monstergirls, whether we wanted to fuck them or burn them to ash. Without them, I doubt we would still be on 4chan at all. I could go on, but I will close with, learn your history, visit the archives faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530630
Oni aren't really husband beaters, that's more the Amazon's schtick. Oni are just big drunk affable morons, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530635
She wouldn't do anything If I drank myself under the table right?

right?

[Anonymous No.]

>An elegant Hostaurus in a beautiful, pure white dress will never walk over to you in the club and start hitting on you
>She will never look you over with hungry eyes and insist that she buys you a white russian
>She will never eventually lead you by the hand to a secluded booth, drizzle the creamy cocktail all over her fabulous chest, and tell you to drink up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530612
>And the exterminating edgelords are likely not from there either.

Do we go to the same /tg/? Because there's plenty of that there.

And that's incorrect, the majority of monster girls are not based from tabletop games. We're talking Japan related media, only a very slim fraction are from DnD. The rest are from legends and book series/short stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530635
of course, if I wanted mercy, I wouldn't have tried to cop a feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530639
Oni can't lie, so if she says she wouldn't do anything if you did, she wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530629

Abfucking?

Abfucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530634
Because unlike other monsters who ate men, succubi fucked and sucked them dry since the beginning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530638
>big
>violent
>drunk
They're just as bad as amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530639
Maybe feel you up a little if she was horny, but I think onis are generally respectful of your personal space. Unless you're particularly gropable, then I would worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530638

Onis were the originals before people put it to Amazons later

>That greentext where the Oni got drunk and beat her husband so much he leaves her
>She totally breaks down and kills herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530621
My mind just farted an situation where you are some adventurer with super human strenght with an Oni as companion.

Most of the time you'll end up arguing with her followed by endless punches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530644
So as a hypothetical question, If i asked for cuddles if I drank myself to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530648
>They're just as good as amazons.

This is what you mean, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530651
Links pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530637
That's incorrect.

The Paladin shit was one of the finer reasons these threads were taken off /a/ to begin with. That, green text, and fan fiction.

It doesn't really have a place in monster girl discussion since the discussion is always going to be about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530640
Would she break her hymen on the guys dick as he deals with those titties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530651
Gonna need a link to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530648

They can turn meek and docile when drunk, Anon. They can be tomboyish and brash instead of violent if you want.

/mgg/ is a place of freedom full of limitless potential. Shape your ideal waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530656
>fan fiction
You don't even know what that word means, do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530636
My first thought when I saw that was 'How do you prevent moisture seepage?'

Like, really. That place would be a damp hellhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530652
I think I'd rather be a delicate travelling scholar and have a badass oni bodyguard who makes constant wisecracks while taking swigs from a hipflask of sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530577
>paladins protected threads by shitposting in them

You motivated me to make this terrible shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530656
>The Paladin shit was one of the finer reasons these threads were taken off /a/ to begin with.

[Citation Needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530657
Goodness no, she has some class.
She'd just hold him close and pet his hair as he drank up. Then she'd gently grip his chin so they were staring into each others eyes, before telling him in a low, sultry voice, that he wouldn't be getting any sleep tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530641

I mean the real /tg/, the ones who know what a lantern, a ten foot pole, and a coil of rope is good for.

All the legends you're talking about are through the lens of the old PnP RPG's and later the JRPG's. KC is not a back to the source kind of man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530640
As much as I love Holstaurus I would never go to the club, I doubt many of them would go either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530656

/a/ is a shithole anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

Amazoness vs. Red Oni

Who would win in a street brawl? Winner gets the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530664

Desert cave. And you can seal the pores in the rock pretty easily with common liquid waxes you use for stuff like floor polish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530676
Dire wolfu

paws + bushy tail + ears + wan + huge = pure olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530676
Oni every time. Amazons just don't have the ridiculous magic strength and toughness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530665
That would be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530676
Blue Oni
She just waits til they're both tired and she makes off with the shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530685
But amazons have that hunter instinct and know to go for the horn before anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530656
No, what brought the mod down on us was all the shitflinging that came with futacat, "posting standards" and metaknight, not the Paladins. We wanted to have fun and they wouldn't let us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530666
see>>12530695

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530683
>>12530688

Amazoness v. Red Oni turns into a free-for-all when Blue Oni and Dire Wolf join the fray.

Meanwhile shota books it the fuck out of there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530695
Posting standards is the msin reason. When were kicked futafags already died out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530683
Obligatory princess carry post and shitstorm in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530667
Everyday Monster Girl and other manga threads are now left alive perfectly fine on /a/. While a lot of things were very fringe relative, paladins and the stupid shit they brought have nothing to do with anime, manga or otaku culture for that matter. They were at the core of the stupid circlejerking and spamming that triggered "posting standards".

Luckily, or unfortunately, /jp/ is so dead that no one will care if you're a roleplaying shitposter in a thread here since it makes up the majority of the board traffic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530694
No, they know not to go for the horn because it isn't actually a weakness. It just got made into one in a game that shall remain unnamed so that the Oni character wasn't unbeatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529322
That bodymods part was so hipstery I nearly bought shitphone 6
Bretty gud, I really like MIB style monsters living in modern society

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530653
IF she agrees to it, yes. IF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530687
She'd constantly save me from being kidnapped and raped by ushi-onis and minotaurs, all the while giving me gruff life advice, which I would ignore due to my know-it-all naivete. Also an eyepatch to emphasize her veteran ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530655
>>12530659

Don't have the cap saved but I found it in the archives. Here's a repost to save on image space. It was in response to a "what would happen" if you were married to an Oni who treated you like a fucktoy that could also do the dishes, who took out her stress from work on you physically, not with rough sex but straight up beatings, who never told you she loved you except on special occasions, and who never even smiled except sometimes when you went out together on the weekend. She did love you, but she didn't know how to love you.

>The day comes when she accidentally breaks your nose and cries for forgiveness.
>You tell her it is the very last time she will strike you or you will leave
>She'll get drunk a month later and slap you
>Horrible realization dawns across her face as you grab your coat and your keys
>"I'll send for my things."
>She'll grab you and try to force you to stay
>She'll look into your eyes and find no love there anymore, only pity and disgust
>Sobbing, she'll let you go
>You get a call the next day from the police >They found her bleeding out in the bathtub clutching a picture of you when they showed up for the domestic call from your fight right after you left
>She died before paramedics could get to the scene
>Her last words were "He deserves better."
>You didn't think you would cry
>But the tears just won't stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530705
>perfectly fine
Oh boy, you don't have a clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530700
>when we were kciked futafags died out

People just paid less attention to them but they never left, and it was a particularly nasty fight with them that caused the mod to come down for the first time, they put us in the crosshairs.

>died out

Then why the fuck are they here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530695
>We wanted to have fun and they wouldn't let us.

No. You wanted to talk about paladins in a topic that does not involve paladins. Then throwing a tantrum about it when people tell you to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530704
I've got you covered, bro.

But yeah, some people just don't know how to have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

So, what are the chances of you being raped when leaving your house for work daily in MGC? Would there be some kind of rape insurance in case something happened to you while you were on your way to your workplace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530720
What the FUCK is wrong with that man's head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530714
Kind of like the strongman in La Strada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530722
100%. That place is a lawless hellhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530718

>MGE isn't /a/

Ah yes. The siren call of shittposter-kun, finely imitated here by the mocking bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530720
I want to be this box

>You will never be a Monster Girl's princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530710
Does she tells you that only her can rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530705
Posting standards shit was because of the writefag stories, greentext and the fact that our thread was always first on the page
Don't try to blame everything on paladins, succufag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530716
Do tell.

>>12530718
>You wanted to talk about paladins in a topic that does not involve paladins.

"What is the Order", pendejo? And by the way, I never played paladin back then, but I did enjoy watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530714
Damn, now I want to give an Oni a nice tender hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530729
Maybe not explicitly, but will resort to it as payment if I don't have the funds for her service.

Which is often considering I make no money as a traveling scholar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530716
And I'll keep it that way. I don't really care that much but point was last I saw they weren't deleted after 50 posts, even autosaging and dropping off. However "posting standards" good they are is another matter and why I don't really care to check but they weren't being immediately removed, so monster girls at large and relevant manga stuff wasn't the problem.

>>12530731
>One of the reasons
>Everything
They don't teach you basic numeracy or literacy in the dark ages, do they?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530726
MGE is not about paladins.

MGE is about monster girls. It stands for Monster Girl Encyclopedia, which is an encyclopedia describing the varying species of monster girls. This is what this thread is about.

Unless there is a paladin monster girl, discuss paladins in the MGE on /tg/. It is not a hard concept to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530740
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530740
kobi da wa

wan~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530621
>You will never walk into your room to discover your Oni waifu sitting cross-legged on the floor amidst a bunch of bottles
>She will never pull you into her lap while drunkenly mumbling something about "Mama's special time with her baby", before reaching down to grope at your crotch
>She will never firmly hold you in position while she fumblingly plays with your penis, her massive fingers inexpertly but oh-so-gently stimulating you until the sporadic pleasure pushes you over the edge and you start bucking and thrusting into her hands as you accidentally orgasm messily all over her fingers
>She will never smile at you through her drunken haze and mumble something about you being "Such a good baby" before pressing your head to her breast, continuing to stroke and twiddle your cock ceaselessly the entire time, even during your orgasms.

What is the purpose of this thing called 'living'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530741

That retarded logic means you can't discuss Smith here either. And everyone knows she's best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530736
Until she ends up falling in love with you and decides to live with you. You still have to dick her, though.

Or you could just let her have fun and keep the money for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530741
Yeah, cause the struggle between man, i.e THE ORDER; and monster is not a central point in MGE.

>>12530728
>>12530720
This is why.

>>12530740
NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never take a drunk Oni home from the bar because of her depression

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, your girlfriend has been possessed by a succubutt! What do you do to rectify this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530757
>Thinking being in a heterosexual relationship makes you gay

>>12530762
Couldn't she be possessed by a kitsune-bi instead? Spectral fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530759
this one hurts me. being stood up hurts. Just because her muscles are hard doesn't mean she's not big softie on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530752
>wanting to discuss human girls
Anon...
>but smith's a succubus!
ANON!

Everyone know Rachnera's homestay is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/712219/b7a8a896de/
jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530750
>drunken hugs and handjobs
I'd like a variation on this, where it's less incestuous momdom. Actually, I guess the only difference would be the dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530762
Remove any holy symbols around the house to make sure the succubi is welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530762
Find out what's going on up in her head. If the succubus is only in control and locked the GF away? That's an exorcism.

Did she just need a body to inhabit, and they have some sort of symbiotic mind/soul thing going on? Then I'll leave her where she is.

It's not often you get two for the price of one in the same body

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530757
NoFunAllowed.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530750
To chose your waifu before you die, just to be welcomed by her in the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530767
>Thinking behaving like a bitch lets you remain your manliness.

There's a reason people call you fags you know.

>>12530762
Exorcise her. If that doesn't work, kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530773
Pretty much
Oni in question just has a secret momdom fetish, that's all

[Anonymous No.]

Alright.

Think about this.

Hathor

Gets a short run ova
by
Xebec

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530705
So, as a whole, everything that wasn't manga/anime related is what caused us to get kicked off of /a/? Yeah, no surprise there.

The problem lies(to me) within all of the stories and the "would you", "what if", and extra discussion about things outside of EMG. Yet, I see all kinds of threads on /a/ about characters related to an anime/manga but not actually discussion about said anime/manga. So the reality that we were kicked off in the first place doesn't make much sense at all accept that maybe one mod in particular didn't like us.

I think your singling out of Paladin-kun is unreasonably bias. There were multiple "reasons" we were kicked out of /a/. Most of which people would notice before saying, "Hey, those paladin guys aren't helping either."

I'll say this again, just because you in particular like succubutts does not mean that Paladins were a major cause of our problems, just yours. This is not about your problems, or mine, or any other Anon's. Unless you feel like you can actually contribute to an argument, ignore what you don't like and take value in what you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530772
>(mild) giantess
Hot. The only problem is the mismatch between the sizes of their genitals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530762

Do they end up bickering with each other, alternating between who has control over the body as if it had two personalities?
Would they constantly fight each other over my attention and yet get equal amouts of pleasure during sex?
Would they actually become good friends despite fighting each other constantly over silly trivial things?

As long as the succubus behaves when the situation calls for it, I'd gladly roll with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530784
no wait

how about this

Holstaurus/Hathor

doujin

Kloah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530778
Do you not see this thread? What was your first clue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530762
Find out why/how she is there, get rid of her as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530783
I want the treatment from a loli oni.
>getting smooshed between her side DFC and armpit
>lewd kisses all over face and scalp
>rough drunken handjobs from tiny fingers
>she even teases the urethra a bit with her tiny finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530755
At first she's reluctant to treat as anything more than her dumb client who's naive in the ways of the world and is more book smart than street smart, but soon becomes fond of your innocence.

But her feelings don't get through to you until a fellow human secretly succubus scholar invites you to join a traveling guild which would guarantee your safety. Oni has intuition about the untrustworthy woman and warns you against joining her, although you've already paid the oni the last of her fees and thus are no longer bound to her.

Find out it's a human slave trade operation, wish you had oni back. Oni comes back, saves you, even though she has no obligation to do so. Relationship happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530778
>Kagari as a dragon girl

I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530640
>club
Immersion broken.

[Anonymous No.]

kuudere lich best lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530797
Turns out better than I thought. Are you actually writing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530762
Give my paladin friend a call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530788
Perhaps they start affecting each other's behavior as well?

The GF could have been more prude than average, and the succubus might help her loosen up.

On the flip side, the succubus might start showing more respect and tact as an effect from her body-mate.

Or they could just be completely psychotic.

Hello me. Meet the real me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530821
And what, have him go full racial superiority mode and kill you're waifu along with the succubus spirit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530786
I'm neutral on succubi and even I know the whole paladin craze is completely annoying.

It is one of the problems that just hasn't gone away.

[Anonymous No.]

so who here would actually be pure enough to be unicorn's husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530830
No, I'd only be friends with true paladins, ones who don't do senseless murder.
He'd get rid of the demon scum without harming my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530811
maybe

sort of like S&W but with rough bodyguards and possible molestation while you sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Did somebody in this thread just read the Michiru route or something

[Anonymous No.]

Pain in the butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530841
but her personalities didn't fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530836
I haven't even held hands with anyone.
But I don't want no horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530840
Well, as long this molestation doesn't end up killing me. I want to know where this goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530762
http://youtu.be/3JiRE2bmtvE?t=33s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530831
>muh postiong standards

Obligatory thread, I want to protect x, Rape material, best girl, best chest, smelly girl, gender bender, husband, dfc vs cowtits going on RIGHT NOW on ./a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530831
My distaste for succubutts(under most situations) might blind me, but it doesn't seem that bad.

To me I see it as as >>12530821 in that they have a reputation to show up at the mention of succubutts, but as more of a joke to be called upon when the time is right. You can't really argue with Paladin-kun so when people try to, like we've seen above, it only causes problems.

It just seems like one of those, "Oh, Paladin-kun" kinds of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530845
The final scene of the true end is a bit like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530844
http://i.imgur.com/Y5LYPyf.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530836
So all it takes is not getting raped or assaulted in order to be a unicorn's husbando?

That's fucking impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>So much shitflinging yesterday
>MBAnon/SnoopAnon making a ruckus all day
>Decide to go to bed because if it isn't one thing, it's another
>Wake up
>Paladins/Succubi fighting. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530882
Such is the life in /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530882
Just ignore everything and come back at night when its peaceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530823

This sounds fun

>You wake up one morning, get out of bed and walk to the bathroom
>Brushing your teeth nonchalantly
>You see your possessed GF walk out of her room wearing nothing but her panties
>Freezing in place, you shoot a bewildered glance at her, still holding the toothbrush in your mouth
>Noticing your gaze, she looks at you with a lewd smile
>Suddenly, she blinks twice and shakes her head
>She looks back at you with a confused expression on her face
>"...Uh... A-Anon...?"
>Following your gaze, she looks down as to see what you're staring at
>Realizing that she's almost completely naked, she hurriedly covers herself with her arms as her cheeks become redder than tomatoes
>"W-WHAT IS GOING ON?! ANON, YOU PERV! D-DON'T LOOK!"
>She dashes back to her room and shuts the door
>You resume your morning trials of using the bathroom as if nothing happened, as the muffled sounds of angry scolding and bickering can be heard from your GF's room

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530786
>singling out
>One of the reasons
>Having to point this out twice
Why are you faggots so incapable of reading context and replies?

>just because you in particular like succubutts
I like less shitposting, succubi are pretty much irrelevant. Don't grasp at straws to validate shit.

>actually contribute to an argument
Tried that for the few hours it was really going. While not expecting to win everyone over, aside from people who are already open to understanding, it gets ignored by these stupid fucks that continue to spam about NTR, "facts" and slaying monster girls. Sure is healthy level of intellectual discourse and creative freedom, I'm so glad these vapid shitposters are still here to contribute nothing to discussions beyond "enjoy getting cucked, fag".

>>12530863
They take themselves far too seriously to be passed off as a joke, satire, or even remotely amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530784
>>12530789
How about something by this guy?
http://exhentai.org/g/742628/84263b04f2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530784
>Hathor OVA

I just might have to have that shipped directly from Japan. I'm not going to wait for translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530859
Not everything derogatory about the community is about posting standards your dense son of a bitch.

You don't go into a K-On thread and talk about how much you love guitars. You go into a K-On thread for the girls.

This "Oh, Paladin-kun!" shit wasn't funny the first several hundred times you did it, and it's certainly not funny now. There is nothing funny about encouraging an autist to act like "that kid" towards monster girls because eventually we will be flooded with people who will do the same.

Is that what you want these threads to turn into? A bunch of idiots who think they're in good company rambling on and on about how they smite the evil monster girls? It's certainly got nothing to do with /a/ and even less to do with /jp/.

Stop being so goddamned autistic about being an attention whore and get back to posting pictures of fox girl anuses.

[Anonymous No.]

How come Hathor gets so much love, but nothing with her and a holstaurus? Like initiating a young one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530469
C'mon they aren't that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWDZoROyufA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530904
That shit would probably get really annoying really fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530904
That sounds a little unbelievable anon.
If she's your girlfriend, why sleep in separate rooms and why is she so shy about you seeing her in her panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530921
>You don't go into a K-On thread and talk about how much you love guitars. You go into a K-On thread for the girls.

I thought /a/ was for discussing anime and manga, not waifuing, as the recents events seem to delineate.

>This "Oh, Paladin-kun!" shit wasn't funny the first several hundred times you did it

All paladins are one person, it was never encouraged, got it.

>There is nothing funny about encouraging an autist to act like "that kid" towards monster girls because eventually we will be flooded with people who will do the same

Like retard wurms and gentle, neet ushis? Handholding memes and everything else that always goes on here?

>Is that what you want these threads to turn into? A bunch of idiots who think they're in good company rambling on and on about how they smite the evil monster girls?

What is heaven's fall and other such stories?

The threads are wat they are because there is no magic switch to make everyone have the same viewpoint on everything, if you can't handle that, door right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530929
Probably because she's still a relatively new idea, even though we've completely accepted her and now have people chugging gallons of milk in her name. We're still coming up with new things for her, this should defiantly be one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530945
What if she is onee-san instead of GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12526448
wanna bet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530469
>You will never fuck a girl so hard she squeals like a pig.

It's a badge of pride anon, means you're doing a good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530950
I'd like a casual Hathor, just on a date for one day to get away from the praise and worship.
Y'know sundress and sandals or a turtleneck sweater and long skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530505
So monstergirls are as bad as 3DPD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530956
>Sandals
But she has hooves. Other than that I really like that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530914
You're not going to stop shitposter-kun whenever he decides to go on a rampage, no one is. If you can get a little bit of actual discussion out of someone else before shitposter-kun starts making his rounds, do so, that's great.

Remember this is 4chan, "shitposters" kind of make up a majority of those who actually post on the board regularly(as compared to the multitudes who lurk) so you can't expect that to go away. Paladin-kun is one type of shitposter among multiple others that have always been here and probably aren't going away anytime soon, that's about all there is to it.

Take advantage of any kind of intellectual discourse you do happen to spot and when shitposter-kun decides to ruin the fun just stop posting and let him tire himself out.

Or just hardly ever post, that's a lot easier I've found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530964
MGs also have magic to mindbreak you with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530956
Casual Hathor sounds awesome. What if her and the other goddess had a casual girls night out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530956
I'd like to see Hathor, or even a Holstaurus in a Yukata

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530977
This!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530974
>Mindbreak

Could we define how far this goes? Like is it lowering your resistance to having sex with them, overwriting you completely or full on "I'm your slave and can't think of the next time I get to spurt?"

[Anonymous No.]

Anya dislike idea of gods of not her. Anya demands godhood and faithful worships, da?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530978
Have her face strained from being bound, have one where it bursts open so let her breathe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530997
Nyet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530994
Depends on the strength and personality of the monster probably.
Succubi and such would do the
>"I'm your slave and can't think of the next time I get to spurt?"
thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529484
you could have so much fun with this
>She's tracking you
>Mix with a crowd
>Go into the movie theater
>Go deep into the men's bathroom
>Run back out
>Use the fire escape
>parkour through people's yards and bbqs
>Make false tracks, throw clothes in random directions
>cover your sent
the possibilities are endless

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531004
I would worship anya so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531000
Something like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531004
>>12530997
Who do I shoot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531008
I'd like to see you do this. Let's see how much fun you have when there's a 400 lb , angry and horny rape machine after you. Pray she doesn't bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531008
strip naked throwing your clothing off building roofs to mess up your trail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531000
>>12531013
This. I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531013
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531013
For a minotaur, sure. For a hols, no, have her try to contain but eventually the breast god demands freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531013
Oh, I forgot something thing about this girl. Don't read further if you don't want to rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531013
that comic
>demon girl has a dick
>doesn't put it inside a guy
>not even in his mouth

so disappoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531008
That's why I love tiger girl so much.
>>12531018
If she's your waifu, it's alright, she wouldn't kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531007
We need more writefagging with this kind of mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531046
I want to see some more Stockholm syndrome oriented stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530945

Sorry, I dun goofed.

So how about...

>Sleeping with your GF in the same bed
>Feel something soft and warm weighing on you
>Slowly open your eyes, half asleep
>Your GF is sitting on top of you, clearly possessed by the succubus, with a suggestive smile on her face
>She starts sliding her hand down your pants
>Just as she's about to touch your manhood, she stops
>GF takes over her own body once again
>She quickly takes her hands out of your pants
>Oh boy, here we go
>"Dammit, how many times did I tell not to bother Anon like that?"
>"Bother? I was doing him a favor! You rarely even touch him!"
>"Stop making things up. We do it three times a week, and that's perfectly fine as it is."
>"But it's not enough for me! Why don't you ever let me give him a good time?"
>"Because Anon's mine, not yours."
>"Geez, you're a real meanie, you know that?"
>"My body, my rules."
>"Boring~! I bet he wants more! I can feel it in his pants~!"
>"Dammit, can't you see he's just trying to sleep? Anon, tell her."
>"Oh, come on now~! It wouldn't hurt to have a little midnight fun right here, would it, Anon~?"

[Anonymous No.]

so how come that almost everything of these threads takes KC MGE as canon alongside other fantasies that make reality less shitty, but when we are talking about succubi form some reason the original source material lore is lost and there cant be a loving and devoted succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531056
I've never wanted something so much in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531059
Anon, we're arguing in circles. Scroll up and read the thread, you're not going to establish anything new here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531059

because succubutts are the scapegoat in these threads for peoples NTR fears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531056
Yeah, this is a lot more of what I had in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531051
how about Stockholm Syndrome with a big burly minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531056
Oh, YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531075
A burly, yandere Christmas Cake minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531089
10/10 would get trapped in a labyrinth with.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never be a slave to a crazy Wood Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531089
Remove the yandere and that sounds appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531096

>Getting trapped in the labyrinth
>Wanting to get eaten by a minotaur

in the stories minotaur's ate people who got lost in the maze

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531089
Why does it always have to be yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531046
>>12531051
>>12531075
There was that writefag greentext long ago about a Lamia Landlord who gets with a young college student, and it had some undertones of Stockholm Syndrome.

Would definitely love to see more of that kind of stuff though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531089
Sure why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531098
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531039
I wouldn't have posted her if I remembered that detail.

>>12531043
You didn't what she did what the guy she raped, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531103
Well, those greeks were a bunch of fags anyway.

Now you try to run from the threat of a brutal pelvis pounding. But of course there's no way of getting out of the labyrinth so it's futile anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531059
Because slutccubus. Monoubbus is a myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530590
Spoiler that shit bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531107
Yes. You mean yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531110

so she pounds your pelvis then eats you? I mean its a minotaur eating people is kind of their thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531111
Fuck off already.
>>12531113
Non.
>>12531114
You fuck off too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531108
I-it was an accident, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530640
>White Russian
My fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531098
w-what are my duties as a wood elf husband?

maybe life there wouldn't be so bad and I'd get used to it

[Anonymous No.]

Would /mgg/ a Thugdere Honey Badger Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530714
Look, it's raining.
STAAAAAAANLEEEEEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531123
Would that entail equally ferocious daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531118
You first you fucking faggot sissy cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531118

but anon minotaurs historically eat people that's just part of their nature and you cant change that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531119
I deleted her didn't I ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531059
>so how come that almost everything of these threads takes KC MGE as canon alongside other fantasies that make reality less shitty, but when we are talking about succubi form some reason the original source material lore is lost and there cant be a loving and devoted succubus
I'll tell you why, anon.
KC canon is a hugbox where nothing bad ever happens to anyone. We all agree this makes it shitty, and is one of those instances where we can - must! - import other fantastic mores in order to give the situations some teeth.
Vanilla succubi having a penchant for NTR serve as 'something bad that can happen to you', and therefore make the setting less shitty. They are a solution, not a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531149
That's fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531149
Anon, please, let's not start this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531149
>Thinking inside the box.
Anyways, why are you bitching about something demo-graphed towards salarymen and lonely otaku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531111
You do realize that, even as I admit a succubus has slept around, almost every other kind of monstergirl out has as well? You fuckers don't seem to realize that almost every monstergirl needs MANAMO MANA for sustinence. This, in turn means that they've raped a decent number of people. Then, if they find a guy they like, they will marry him, and then they will only have sex with him. This applies to any monstergirl out there whatsoever. Even succubi.

Why do you think the Unicorn exists anyways? Its entire shtick is that it is a pure virgin, and it would defeat the purpose to include this if every other monstergirls remained pure.

Sorry to burst 'muh chasity' bubble, but odds are you're monstergirl waifu has slept with more than just you.

Nice quads

[Anonymous No.]

Is MGU here to stir shit up again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531164
Everyone is a slut in this setting, both the mgs and the humans who get pumped and dumped by them. We're all disgusting sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531164

holy shit this you people need to realize that absolutely NONE of the monsters are 100% virgin waifus and they all sleep around until they find a dick they like its not just succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531168
>Those schmucks doing anything.
You're screaming at ghosts anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531148
You did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531173
BUT MY HEAD CANNON

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531168
Sounds lot like them but I think it's our homegrown shitposters at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531173
You type like a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531175
The only screaming you should be doing at ghosts is
>"Stop, stop, I can't cum any more!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531173
When I realized that I became a Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531185
You became cancer you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531184
That, and also WOO WOO!!________

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531184
Little ghost, little ghost. One I'm scared of the most.
Can you scare me up a little bit of love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531186
Says the person who likes monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531188

[Anonymous No.]

So, since this thread is nearing the end, remember the two Tanuki Dating Services we had?

Would anyone be up for a third round?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531192
If I get something good, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with the virginity obsession anyway?

It's not like you wouldn't go with the first mg who asked you (or forced, as the case may be), why should you ask the same of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531192
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531192
Absolutely.

I want the bustiest fluffiest yandere CC shotacon you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531164
The become slut once the taste the dick, how is it that Unicorn can live until she finds the one who'll be her husband. They don't HAVE to be sluts, unlike succubi, This isn't even an issue, I don't care if they're sluts, I just hate succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531192
i'm down for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531192
Are you the guy who originally did it or are we improvising?

In any case I want to see an amazoness end to this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531185
> Hating on monstergirls doing what they have to do to survive
> instead of hating on monstergirls because they reject Ilias as the One True Godess
This is how Great Schisms start

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531192
>Nearing the end
We have a whole fucking day left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531192

Sure. And any you don't feel like finishing, I can take care of the rest with Diana's Discount Dating service, for when you're not looking for the perfect someone, just someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531201

A Unicorn is the only monster who can stay a virgin until marriage every other monster is a slut. They go around fucking men until they find a penis they like and keep it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531190
HOPP DI DODLE DODLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531196
Why not?

You got something against virgins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531212
Bull fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531192
>Nearing the end
>Page 7
Nah, we still have another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531201
Well, Anon, Unicorns and other MGs can eat other things as well, like animals or plants, but they all prefer demonic energy, Unicorns included. And its not like Unicorns don't want to have sex. They do, incredibly so. Its just they're abstinent by nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531196
>Going with the first monstergirl that asks.

Just because you're a manslut doesn't mean we have to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531216
No, I like virgins as much as the next guy, and it's fine if you just want to have an awkward first time with a mg or something, whatever.

But I don't see the point of crying "s-she's a slut!!!" when they weren't abstinent the whole time leading up to you. And if men are highly sought after in the setting then it's to be expected that mgs would get whatever they can, basically like men do IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531217
It's true, though. I mean, I'mkind of a purity fag and even I have to admit, your waifu has probably fucked at least one guy before meeting you.

Unless she's still a kid, in which case you're a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531212
Doesn't one of the world guides say that some monsters save themselves for marriage because some men prefer that or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531217

why would unicorns even be mentioned as virgins until marriage if every other monster did the exact same thing? Its not like monster have any reason to stay virgins anyway they like semen and semen comes from men so when they want it they just go rape someone and get it. Sorry to break it to you anon but all monsters are sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531212
>A Unicorn is the only monster who can stay a virgin until marriage every other monster is a slut. They go around fucking men until they find a penis they like and keep it.
The playground has the facts right but has missed the point entirely.
"A penis they like" is a tautology for monstergirls, as they are super, super into humanboys.
So it's more like "They go around fucking men until they find a penis that doesn't run away screaming the second they turn their back on him, and keep him."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531222
Well, even if you're not a slut like me I'm sure there are plenty of mgs out there who are as possessive of virgins as you are. Go find a lizardman shut-in or something, you'd be perfect for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531192
I'm game. At least it gives me something to follow.

[Anonymous No.]

So when do we get to Cosmic tier Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531229
I can recall seeing this clusterfuck of a typing style from the /a/ threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a virgin in the military, in the gym after working out to maintain your form in decreased gravity
>Fresh out of the recruit camps and babyfaced as fuck
>You will never have to awkwardly fiddle with the temperature controls as you notice the MG you've been targeting with your pubescent lust, trying to keep your raging boner at bay
>You will never relax as you hear her footsteps leav-- No, coming right over to you
>You will never feel her hands grasp your wood as she laughs softly at your reaction
>She will never whisper into your ear
"I know you've been wanting to stick that into me for the past month now. In my quarters. Five minutes."
>You will never spend the rest of the afternoon learning the marvels of her body, having to apologize after you show up to be a 2 pump chump
>She will never hug you closer and tell you
"That didn't even take the edge off of you. Give me that."
>She will never show you such sights

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531243
Anon, why didn't you save yourself for marriage? How are you going to tell you're future waifu that some random drill sergeant stole your virginity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531219
About 2 days really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531243
So what MG would best fit here? My money's on the Ogre

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531248
What if the sergeant is the future waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531243
Space manticore wishes to test your 'endurance.'

http://i.imgur.com/xkGlNLC.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531255

a succubus of course they can smell virginity from a mile away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531243
This is Bollocks, and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531259
Yeah, but succubi aren't soldiers, they're more infiltrator types. We're talking about a monster that would be fighting alongside others in the heat of combat. Ogre's love that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531221
>>12531225
>>12531229

Yes, but as you said, they can live off of food. Spirit energy is just their preferred method of sustenance, virgin MGs are not impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531262
So virgin succubi are possible too, albeit rather rare.

Correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531243
>she will never show you such sight

That you Pinhead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531265
0.01% rare I'd say, if you must insist they are possible. But they are the source of all the sexy times going on in MGE, I doubt they could stay out of the festivities for long. So believe it if you want, I don't.

[Tripcode for easy searching th(...) !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

If you are reading this email, then congratulations! You, as part of the new Government funded dating draft! Established last year, this program works as a way to improve human/demihuman relations by drafting humans to be proactively dated by Monster Girls! To make this draft work as smoothly as possible, this phase will require you to specify your interests so that we can match you up with a Monster Girl whom our dedicated team of Succubi Scientists deem the most compatible!

Failure or refusal to send back this form will result in our Business Ushi-Onis visiting you and taking you to the Matango Pits, as they're the species in most need of husbands. So please fill out this form so you can begin your love life today!

1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate. (Y/N)
2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario. (Y/N)
3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is (Ridley/Other(Please Specify))
4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be (Submissive/Dominant/Equal/Switch)
5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead. (Y/N)
6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is (Shit there's anime manga card games video games you choose I'm not listing them all here)
7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is (Scales/Feathers/Fur/Slime/Human Skin/Etc)
8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is (Honey/Sweetie/Princess/>Implying I like pet names/Other)
9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day. (Y/N)
10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with (Succubi/Succubi/Behead those who insult Succubi)

Please fill this out to the best of your ability! Add further comments where you feel necessary so we can match you up the best we can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531265
Depends on the setting, really.
Of course, if you're talking about MGE's succubi, it's pretty fucking rare.
Pun intended for emphasis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531262
>>12531265
>>12531272
Well to be fair, choosing to eat regular food compared to spirit energy would be like choosing to eat gruel and water everyday compared to a tender, rare steak and fine wine. And you can get both just as easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531255
>>12531258

It's not a Manticore. Think something more /fit/, more Bulk Vanderhuge.

Like Oni/Ogre/Other amazonian MGs.

>>12531260

How did you know it was me

>>12531266

Yes, sure. Why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
N
N
Waddle Dee
Submissive
Y
No clue
Fur
Darling/Precious
Y
Succubi

Yandere CC shotacon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. Dude I haven't played Smash Brothers since like 2001, back when I still had an N64. Fox was my shit.
4. Switch, though with her dominant more often.
5. N
6. Isn't EMG getting an anime?
7. They all have their own charm.
8. Husband. Just husband.
9. Y
10. Paladins are fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. Don't really care
4. Equal
5. N
6. Fuck if I know? More MGE entries I guess
7. Slime
8. I could go for any except Sweetie because it reminds me of Andy
9. Y
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1.N
2.N
3.Solid Snake
4.Submissive
5.y
6.MGQ:P
7.Human skin or fur
8.Honey-bunch
9.Y
10.Succubi

Now what it be, oh wise questionaire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531292
There's also the Wight one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531292
It will be whatever I want.
Manticores are quite strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
>1. N
>2. N
>3. Tharja
>4. Equal
>5. N
>6. A monster girl mod to Artificial Academy, dammit
>7. Scales Human skin a close second
>8. My Bambino
>9. Y
>10. Succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1.No, tall girls a olev
2. No
3. Chibi Robo
4. Equal
5. Yes
6. GriMagia
7. Anything but slime
8. All of those pet names
9. yes
10. All monster girls are best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. Y
2. N
3. Never played Smash
4. Equal
5. N
6. EMG anime
7. fur
8. honey
9. who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>Why are we getting vengeance here? Just to suffer?
>The hours I've lost. The money I've lost.
>It won't stop hurting. It's like it's still there. You feel it too, don't you Dan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
>1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate. (Y/N)
Ambivalent about physical strength. Mental strength and determination is a turn-on, though.
>2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario.
Try as I might, I cannot into DFC. Please give me delicious sweaterhams, g-man!
>3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is (Ridley/Other(Please Specify))
I do not play vidya because I am a browbeaten overworked Japanese salaryman
>4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be (Submissive/Dominant/Equal/Switch)
Submissive
>5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead. (Y/N)
I'm fine under pressure
>6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is (Shit there's anime manga card games video games you choose I'm not listing them all here)
Next MGE book I actually like KC
>7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is (Scales/Feathers/Fur/Slime/Human Skin/Etc)
Slime
>8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is (Honey/Sweetie/Princess/>Implying I like pet names/Other)
Morsel
>9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day. (Y/N)
I want to see the land and its people consumed as my skittering brood of abominable daughterus swarms over the nation like a black tide of horror.
>10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with (Succubi/Succubi/Behead those who insult Succubi)
Pallys make some fair points actually (see answer to #9)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531300

>Somehow Screencap Anon knows who I am just from one sentence

... No.

>>12531301

Let's just agree to disagree then. I hate how oversaturated Manticores as a whole are when there's only like one story of them being an absolute rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1.N
2.N
3.Rundas
4.Sub
5.N
6.Nothing i'm aware of
7.Fur
8.Sweetie
9.Y
10. whichever side gets me my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N I'm fine with a stronger waifu as long as she doesn't abuse me
2.N Medium Chest a best
3.Ridley
4. Equal
5.N
6. Nothing at thus time.
7. Feathers
8. Dear
9. Y
10. Our wonderful Succubi overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
N
N
Wonder Red [From The Wonderfull 101]
Equal
N
The Witcher 3
Human Skin
My last name
Y
Purge the vile filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531306
They aren't my kind of people.
>>12531308
Nigger, I've developed very good archival knowledge from being in theses threads, stemming from the fact I cap stuff I like.

Anyways, your typing style isn't the only one that I've come to recognize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. Y
3. Ridley
4. Submissive
5. Y
6. Monster Musume anime announcement
7. Any of them
8. Loverboy
9. Y
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. Y
2. No preference
3. Ridley...cause I can't think of any others.
4. Switch would be the healthiest.
5. No. I need to take charge for the sake of both of us.
6. Localization of Doc Hitomi's Infirmary
7. The one who'll love me in spite of my faults.
8. Sugar
9. Yes
10. Neutral. I still believe my theory that the more power a succubus has, the more control she has over her urges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. King K Rool
4. Switch
5. Y
6. Monster Moms chapters
7. Scales, I guess?
8. I want her to decide on it, that makes it special Sweetie is good though
9. N
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531306
STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
>1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate.
(N)
>2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario.
prefer a or b as smallest, more a full b/c guy (don't mind bigger or smaller)
>3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is
zero suit samus, megaman
>4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be
Switch
>5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead.
i'm fine with handling them, unless she really wants to
>6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is
[spoiler[ darlingbowl the animu [/spoiler]
>7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is
scales/fluffy (fur) the best
>8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is
could live with princess, would rather honey or something else
>9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day.
yes, family is fine
>10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with
i side with the bag of popcorn, not liking what the paladins do. but not too fond of succubi

inb4 succubi waifu...pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281

Do I really gotta do this?

I'm cool with both.
I'm cool with both.
Never played Smash Bros.
Equal, I just wanna chill.
N.
Not sure.
I'm cool with all kinds, except for insect exoskeletons, I guess.
I don't know. "Hun", maybe?
Y.
Succubi, as long as they're not forcefully related to NTR all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531306
>That arm
WRONG, ALL WRONG. That's the prosthetic arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531309
>Rundas
The funny thing is, I forgot he even existed until you brought up his name.
Sadly, dead people can't join the tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531318

God dammit. What are you even doing HERE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531322
That picture is based off of Peace Walker, not MGSV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531320
As bags of popcorn are wont to do.
That's why they're so delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
Y
Y(?)
Bayonetta(I don't remember if she is or not)
Dom/Eq.
N
Whatever RT plans on translating next maybe.
Fluffy
Y
[x]Purge the succubutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1.NNNNNNN
2.N
3.I don't play smash
4.Sub
5.N
6.moar 12beast
7.human skin/scales
8.Honey or Sweetie
9.Y
10.Behead those who insult succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531323
Explain Megaman then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531333
I see what you did there.
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
N
N
Luka
Sub
N
Fuck if I know, MGQ Paradox, I guess.
Any
Princess
Y
Behead those who insult Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531313

Stale scenarios and dialogue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531339
It gets me hard, so It's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. NO NO NO
2. Yes.
3. Ridley
4. Sub
5. Yes
6. Paradox
7. Human skin
8. puppy or slaveboy
9. indifferent
10 Behead those insult succubi.

Please, DFC succubus or amazoness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. Never have played smash
4. Equal
5. N
6. MGQ:P
7. Human skin or Scales
8. Darling/Husband
9. Y
10. Neither as long as my waifu is safe

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people siding with succubus fundamentalists

Yes, you cannot stop this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1.Nope
2.Nope
3.I'd like a SMT character but that's a pipe dream
4.Switch i guess
5.Yes
6.Monster Girl Quest Paradox
7.All are good
8.Darling i guess? fuck knows, i dont care for pet names really
9.yes
10.Both sides are idiots, neither

BRING ME WAIFU TO LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531347

Let's not start this again please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. Rundas or anyone from MP3 or MP: H
4. Equal
5. N
6. EMG if it really is getting one
7. All of the above
8. Honey or Darling
9. Y
10. I'd rather not get involved in the civil war

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531347
More like,
>All these people who've never played Smash Bros

Where's a paladin for THIS when you need it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531353

I thought Smash Bros was meant to be played with friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531341

But we agree they're stale. Right? Like baguette levels of rock hard by-the-book stale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531361
Oh.
Ohhhhhh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531363
Are you a masochist? Do you like being bullied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531363
Baguettes make for good polearms.
Fact.

[None !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

>>12531294
Congratulations Anon, you've been paired with...

Pro Hunter Jinko!

Hailing from Britain, this Jinko grew up traveling to Africa, where she enjoyed hunting the mighty game. From lions, tigers, there was no game too mighty for her to slay. She is also partially responsible for the extinction of the Quagga, and due to the loss of one of Africa's most sacred Equidae, was barred from all African countries. Unable to follow the one hobby she grew up doing that her late father joined her on, she fell into a deep depression, until she's met you.

With newfound purpose, your Jinko waifu will view you as a weak little cub that other hunters might snatch, and will do her best to protect you. Some days she might be lenient and let you wander around the grounds, and others she'll lock you up in her mansion. Whatever it is will depend on her paranoia that day. You'll never have to worry about leaving her mansion though, as she comes from a wealthy british family, anything you want she can have delivered in just a few days.

One of her favorite hobbies that she'll want to do is play a game of cat and mouse, where she'll turn off the power in the mansion and have you run and hide, while she tries to hunt you. When she inevitably catches you, be prepared for some harsh cuddles where she strokes your head in her big meaty paws, and then rapes you on the spot. This game is her favorite, since it reminds her of the hunting she did back in Africa. She'll always ask you if you want to play it, and will never force you, but doing so would make her day.

Her other hobbies outside of that include dressing you up in cute clothing, watching black and white films with you, and showing off her two large collections; her weapons collection, with old spears, guns, and swords, and her taxidermy collection of animals she hunted. She'll show you it multiple times, and would appreciate if everytime she showed you them you acted like it was your first.

We hope you enjoy your new waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531347
Well, they were not really given a choice.
>implying succubi will take over the threads

Man shall never yield to evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531353

The only one I ever played was on the 64, and I unlocked all the stuff on it back in the day. Last Nintendo anything I owned was the cube and I never bought the one for it.

And I just played Samus for the most part because she was so kickass, Metroid 1 was the first game I ever played on a console as a kid and my favorite NES game and 2 was one of my three favorite Gameboy games. That was all before Super Metroid and Fusion and the Prime Series. Man I wish I could find my old Super Gameboy disc for my gamecube. Still have the hardware, but no disc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531287
>Steak
But your blood pressure and Iron intake anon! Do you want to get Gout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531294
>>12531372

Congrats, Anon.

Are you gonna answer all of them? If so, holy fuck, this might gonna take a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531372
>British Jinko
Not him, but hoo boy, my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531381
maybe he'll lump responses together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531372
Are you doing all of those? Because if so, good luck and godspeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531379

You get gout from eating too much organ meat you dummy.

And my blood pressure is like crippled old man low, like those anime girls that faint. So all the salt and other crap I want as long as I don't turn into a fatass.

[Anonymous No.]

1.Y
2.Y
3.Croc
4.Submissive
5.Y
6.That MGE game someone was making.
7.Scales
8.Human
9.Y
10.Succubi, the 2nd option

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. Captain Falcon
4. Switch
5. N
6. EMG Translation
7. Fluffy
8. Honey
9. Y
10. Knights

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
N
N
Haven't played Smash yet
Equal or Submissive depending on the day
N
Nothing right now
Fur/Human Skin
Sweetie always gets me
Y
Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531381
>>12531391

Writefag still standing by in case he doesn't. But you get discount dating so don't expect the perfect waifu.

[None !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

>>12531381
That's the point of the trip code, to quickly CTRL-F and search. This will definitely take a long while, but I'd like to have no anon left behind. This time I want to flesh out the waifus more, which'll take more time, but hopefully yield better and higher quality results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531401
>>12531399

Fuckin' based. Good luck and Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531401
Doing gods work anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531369
>>12531371

I live to be bullied, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531401
May Hathor bless you and give you stregth, Anon. Godspeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531372
qt. I bet she sounds like Lara Croft.

[Anonymous No.]

1.Y
2.HELL NO
3.Play a real fighting game
4.Dominant
5.N
6.Anime hopefully
7.Human Skin
8.Implying
9.Y
10.Corrupt into something better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1.N
2.N
3.Travis Touchdown
4.Submissive
5.Y
6.Paradox
7.Fur
8.All of them
9.N
10.EH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1.Y
2.Y
3.Croc
4.Submissive
5.Y
6.That MGE game someone was making.
7.Scales
8.Human
9.Y
10.Succubi, the 2nd option

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531401
something to check for when i wake up then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1:N
2:N
3:Never played
4:Switch
5:Y
6:It's been quite a while since I stopped looking forward to the future
7:I like it all but slime. I don't hate it though.
8:I'd rather hear she speaking my name as it was given me.
9: Y
10: All of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531421
>Travis Touchdown
God Dammit I knew I had a better answer stored somewhere in my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531417
>Tough guy
>thinking Smash Bros isn't a good fighting game
>Would date a human
>Doesn't like pet names
>Thinks to corrupt a succubus
5/10, anon. See me after class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531428
I don't go to school anymore faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531432
Then meet me in my office.
We need to discuss your salary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531372
Requester here, you're fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531192

>Happen to pass by a support group meeting for monstergirls who can't find husbandos, while going about your day.

>It's full of Tanukis and Matangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
I'm late but why not.

1.N
2.N
3.Never played it
4.Equal>Switch>*
5.N
6.Monster Musume MILFs
7.Scales>Human Skin>Fur>Everything else
8.Darling/Honey
9.Y Y Y Y Y
10.Neutral

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531437
Well? Speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531437
Fuck you bossman I quit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531441
You forgot Ushi Oni, Akaname and Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. Bomberman
4. Submissive
5. Y
6. Dunno
7. Scales
8. Honey
9. Y
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531447
Oh, that's the thing. I'm deducting your pay, due to your shit taste.

[None !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

>>12531295
Congratulations Anon, you've been paired with...

Bronze Swimmer Lamia!

This Lamia grew up in the marshlands of the Southern US, where learning to swim was a near essential. Because of this, she's become one of the best Monster Girl swimmers in the region, and has also developed a dark tan from her countless hours out in the sun. All this swimming has proven to be great for her figure, giving her defined muscles, and rock hard abs.

Because swimming is her favorite hobby, we hope you're prepared to move somewhere warm and with a lot of water if you aren't there already. However, this Lamia will make certain to thank you if you do with long nights of passionate love-making under the stars. Both eager and passionate, sex with her will never be a dull action, as she'll do her best to make it pleasing for the both of you, with her ultimate goal to make her coils able to take you to heaven and back.

Aside from swimming, she also enjoys taking long strolls through parks in her sundress, and would love if you chose to accompany her. She enjoys seeing the sights, from historical landmarks, zoos, and aquariums, these kinds of places fill her with joy, and being able to share them with you makes them absolute perfection.

As you probably have caught on, most of her hobbies are summertime ones. She has a deep hatred for the cold, especially from being a coldblooded monster girl, and will become extremely grumpy and agitated during the winter months from being bottled up inside the house. However, her icy demeanor during this time will quickly melt away when you cuddle with her and try to get her to do something, even if it's as simple as a board game, because no matter what, she'll be unable to stay bitter when you're there for her.

Congratulations, and we hope you enjoy your new waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531207
Oh I hate monster girls because they reject Ilias as well, that just came after the first reason. More hate means more strength for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531455
>Wanting Bomberman in Smash Bros
Would he have elemental bombs?
This is important, my niggest of niggas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531453

Ushi-Oni might just simply "force" you to be her husbando.

That is if she's able to defeat the Red Oni looking to claim you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. Bayonetta
4. Switch
5. N
6. Some fresh writefag and drawfag OC
7. Fluff or slime
8. Honey
9. Y
10. Succubutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531406
Creatures with only one eye makes no fucking sense what so ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
>>12531401
>>12531458

So there's 31 of these total so far. If you aren't going to do them all, let me know the cutoff and I'll get started on the rest for maximum content.

You also missed a great opportunity for a copperhead/coppertone pun there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531233
>run away screaming
Which is the only logical thing to do when a half woman half whatthefuckisthis pins you down and rapes you.
I mean Jesus Christ, if they just straight up ask a man out I'm sure at least a few would accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531421

1. N
2. N
3. Medusa from kid Icarus
4. Switch
5. N
6. Grimagia TCG
7. Scales
8. Bear
9. Y
10. Neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531457
Here's my two weeks *shits on desk*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531462
I love DCT and big butts, but much like Tio and Asterio, those two look awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531458
>Marshlands of Southern US
>Is most likely a cajun lamia
This anon won the jackpot, I'll tell you what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531458
Oh dear.
>Southern US
>Swimming
>Warm, wet climate
>Hates cold

This is everything I don't like rolled into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531460
Sure. Really, Bomberman would have been a hell of a lot better than fucking Pac-Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. Y
2. N
3. REGGIE
4. Equal
5. Y
6. Paradox
7. Fur/Human skin
8. Husband
9. Y
10. muh waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
What the fuck, how did this get so many replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531462
>>12531462
If they look like that I'll kill myself on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531474
Ooh! Ooh! Trade with me, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531482
Save a bullet for me brah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531473

>Not knowing the difference between a marsh and a swamp

She's probably from the everglades. Though there's saltgrass marshes all along the gulf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531474
I'll take her off your hands. Aqua Lamias are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531458
Is this what she looks like?
http://i.imgur.com/H2b3ysY.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531483
You the guy with the jinko? I'll trade you in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531476
Also, Regulus.
>Clone of Bomberman
>Uses the other elements Bomberman doesn't use in his specials
>For his Final Smash, he charges a guy, slashes the fuck out of him and then sends him into the void, ala The Second Attack, causing huge knockback on the victim

It's like Nintendo didn't want anybody to have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Is being strong enough to be able to carry both your monster waifu in your arms and your monster daughteru on your shoulders one of the best feelings a man can have in life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531480
Rolling and this type of thing were almost always present in the threads, especially near the end, I guess people got tired of all the fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531489
No, I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531489
I haven't gotten mine yet, but my turn is coming up...
Trade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1.N
2.N
3.Ridley
4.Switch
5.N
6.Vidya and VN's
7.Scales
8.Honey
9.Y
10.Every grill is best grill
Yandere makes my heart go doki doki

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate. (Y/N)
>I AM stronger you dumb cunt
2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario. (Y/N)
>Did a fucking loli make this survey?
3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is (Ridley/Other(Please Specify))
>Shit game
4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be (Submissive/Dominant/Equal/Switch)
>equal
5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead. (Y/N)
>Is this asking if I am a pussy? No I am not a pussy.
6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is (Shit there's anime manga card games video games you choose I'm not listing them all here)
>The one that breaks the 4th wall
7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is (Scales/Feathers/Fur/Slime/Human Skin/Etc)
>An obliterated monster girl
8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is (Honey/Sweetie/Princess/>Implying I like pet names/Other)
>If a monster gir so much as talks to me I will rip their head off and shit down their neck.
9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day. (Y/N)
>A normal human daughter? Sure.
10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with (Succubi/Succubi/Behead those who insult Succubi)
>PALADINS

THE PALADINS WILL NEVER FALL. WE KNOW NOT OF DEFEAT OR MERCY. WE COME AND WE CANNOT BE STOPPED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531492
>Oni waifu and oni daughteru
Try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531502

Imagine the look on their faces when they see you actually pull it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531492
No, being carried by your waifu after the wedding and by your daughteru in old age is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
You're probably swamped, but why not.

1. N
2. N
3. Snake
4. Switch
5. Y and N
6. EMG Anime
7. No preference, it's all good
8. Honey
9. Y
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531492
>Shirohebi waifu

Who am I, Hercules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281

1. N
2. N
3. No one ever invited me over to play video games
4. Equal
5. N
6. I'm not up-to-date on upcoming monstergirl stuff
7. Scales, fluffy, human skin
8. I don't feel strongly about pet names either way
9. Y
10. Sunbros

>implying I'll get a reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531499
Sounds like you deserve a matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531372
>Third day being married to her
>God her mansion is fucking huge
>In your excitement, you agreed to play the game with her for the first time
>The amount of hugs she gave you afterwards was indefinite
>Night falls
>You're in one of the studies, reading a book
>With out warning, all the power goes out
>Your blood runs cold when you hear her voice echo through the mansion
>"Come out, come out where ever you are!"
>Thought she would of at least told you it started
>Scrambling around, you look around the room in a confused of not knowing what to do
>The room was very dark, the only visibility coming from the light from the bright moon shining through the window
>In a panic, you slip into the near-by closet and hide behind a rack of clothes
>Its so dark in here, the only light coming from the traces of light spilling under the door frame, and you can only hear your nervous breathing
>You didn't know how long time passed as you sat in the dark.
>Minutes? Hours?
>Should you go out and look to see if its clear?
>The anxiety built in you as you squatted there in the dark
>Suddenly, you heard the noises of wood creaking and groaning and heavy thumps on the ground signalling her footsteps
>You can hear her footsteps get closer and closer to the study from the hallway
>It goes quiet
>You're practically terrified, and your eyes water the tiniest bit in fear
>You hear the noise of a door knob turning, and a creak as the door to the study opens
>Everything is silent, the only noise coming from the thumping in your chest
>You try to quietly scoot yourself into the corner of the closet
>Facing the corner, you put your head in your trembling arms
>Practically crying in fear
>Blood runs cold when you feel hot breathe on the back of your neck, and the feeling of her soft, furry paw stroking your head
>Turning your terrified face, towards her, you see her glowing green eyes in the dark
>"Hello there, Darling~"
>Feel her soft paws grab you, and push you on the ground
>Rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531499
>Roleplaying
>Shit taste
>Edgelord
kill ur self

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531506
>Confused and worried

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
>1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate. (Y/N)
N, I like a gal who can defeat me in single combat
>2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario. (Y/N)
Depends of the type, a smug flat chested kitsune is pretty much the best
>3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is (Ridley/Other(Please Specify))
I'm a PC player, I plotted the downfall of digital empires while your children's cartoon characters hit each other
>4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be >(Submissive/Dominant/Equal/Switch)
Switch. Variety is life!
>5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead. (Y/N)
Y
>6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is (Shit there's anime manga card games video games you choose I'm not listing them all here)
EMG anime
>7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is (Scales/Feathers/Fur/Slime/Human Skin/Etc)
Fur/Fluffy tail is the best
>8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is (Honey/Sweetie/Princess/>Implying I like pet names/Other)
Honey would be nice...
>9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day. (Y/N)
Y
>10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with (Succubi/Succubi/Behead those who insult Succubi)
Succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531499
Aye Brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531515
Niiiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531513
thats boring, just curse them so any human female they love turns into a obsessive succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531515
This is exactly what I want but with a ushi-oni. And maybe she plays the game sometimes without asking if I want to first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12530396
I think you're crazy anon.

What do you think, Zach? Has anon finally lost his grip on reality?

[Anonymous No.]

Laska Chapter 7

http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/86412763/Laska%20Part%207

http://pastebin.com/hxXQFje5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531525
No one knows when the rape game starts, that's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531515
This fear boner. I've never had one before

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531525
Beautiful taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531523
I like it. Delicious paladin tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531499
>Shit game
Are you talking about Paper Mario, or Smash Bros?
Depending on your answer, I might have to kick your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531516
>roleplaying
nigga where do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Didn't you die? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531536
>Paper Mario
>Smash bros
[X] Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531535
Oh yeah, let's see how you like it when I date your mother, dump her, and then switch bodies with you,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Thank you, Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531455
>bomberman
>alternate costume is regulus

Only in my dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531541
Now see here.
You have crossed a line that you should not have crossed.
May your sex life be filled with Akanames and Matangos, and your life long and filled with suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Good to have you back. I'll be reading this with baited breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
thanks bby
keep it up
happy ending please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Burn in hell bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531550
I'm a wizard. no one can have sex with me unless I allow it, and I don't allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
thanks bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531545
>ONE Alternate costume is Regulus
>The other 3 are of Artemis, Orion, and Sirius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Neat, I read the fist laska. Is this a rewrite or a sequel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Welcome back, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531554
Well then may all of your bacon burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Good to see you around, keep on writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531556
Shit bomberman 64 multiplayer was the best, this might be heresy but circular explosions > cross shaped explosions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531554
Not even a wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
More proof that Bob is the best writefag in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531565
>Heresy
Bomberman 64 was my first Bomberman experience.
And nothing ever topped it except the sequel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
>>12531544
>>12531551
>>12531552
>>12531555
>>12531557
>>12531558
>>12531564
bob and bob's gate present. FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531557
Rewrite.

Part 7 picks up at the beginning of Chapter 2 in the original. There is a lot more material.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this samefagging about Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531577
>FUCK OFF
Nope. Don't think I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531577
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531568

>Best writefag
>Most of this Laska stuff is boring

Nyet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531577
Hey, I wasn't saying welcome back as a genuine hello as much as a "Oh great, he's back. Here we go again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Faggot's not a man of his word, big surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

So is anyone going to help dating service guy with the results? Like, maybe work backwards from latest post and meet him in the middle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531588
Sarcasm was not apparent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531595
Sarcasm is hard on paper, or text in this case

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531592

I already said I would if he'll give me a cutoff point. Don't want to step on toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531586
I'm sure he'll go back to "not really a penis" soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Why did you come back? Get lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531584
Fuck off please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531603
If he ever decides to go back to hard femdom I won't complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531608
Your please has been noted. However I won't be fucking off. Thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
We all knew you would be back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531474
>Rock hard abs, long nights of passionate love-making under the stars, sundress, and long winter cuddles.
You disgust me anon and I can't respect your tastes. But you're entitled to your opinion.
I hope you suffer a cuddle-less life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531603

I don't really care anymore.

I really don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531612
>Implying he ever left
He was smugfoxing within hours of that cap being posted.

[None !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

>>12531296
Strong
Not Flat
Equal
Can handle stress
Slime

Congratulations Anon, you've been paired with...

Proud Ditzy Slime Queen!

Slime politics are a sticky matter, and no one is entirely sure how they work, but you get to experience first hand the joys of it by being wed to the newly crowned Slime Queen!

As the Slime Queen's husband, you become the King of Slimes, a title which doesn't mean much outside of being a title, since the actual position holds no power because this is a matriarchy. Regardless though, your Slime Queen will constantly seek advice from you. Being newly crowned, she's naive and inexperienced to the world of politics, and will seek any advice you give her and follow it.

In public, to keep up with appearances, the Slime Queen will look and act proud and dignified, speaking in a very haughty tone. When in the privacy of your bedroom though, she'll revert to her true nature, which is a mild mannered and sweet slimegirl who's eager to please her husband. How eager she is will depend on the state of her Slime Kingdom. If she follows your advice and all is well, she'll be cheery, bubbly, and ask what you'd like her to do. If she's followed your advice and the Slime Kingdom is in political strife, she'll become stressed out, and may rape you to release some of the pent up frustration.

Lastly, being married to a slime naturally lends itself to having a very large family, and you'll have multiple loving slime daughterus who'll cover you with gooey hugs and affection, and you alongside your waifu will have to work to raise them to be respectable slime princesses, so when your waifu finally retires, she can have a successful heir to the throne, one that you and her raised together.

We hope you enjoy your new waifu!

>>12531466
God damn that is a good pun
Anyways I'd like to try and do them all, though like I said, it'll definitely take a long while. Very long. Oh well, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531609
>I won't complain.
Calling bullshit, the overwhelming majority here doesn't know how to do anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys heard?
4chan now has a 500 post limit.
Per IP. Sayonara college networks posters.

[None !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

>>12531296
Congratulations Anon, you've been paired with...

Proud Ditzy Slime Queen!

Slime politics are a sticky matter, and no one is entirely sure how they work, but you get to experience first hand the joys of it by being wed to the newly crowned Slime Queen!

As the Slime Queen's husband, you become the King of Slimes, a title which doesn't mean much outside of being a title, since the actual position holds no power because this is a matriarchy. Regardless though, your Slime Queen will constantly seek advice from you. Being newly crowned, she's naive and inexperienced to the world of politics, and will seek any advice you give her and follow it.

In public, to keep up with appearances, the Slime Queen will look and act proud and dignified, speaking in a very haughty tone. When in the privacy of your bedroom though, she'll revert to her true nature, which is a mild mannered and sweet slimegirl who's eager to please her husband. How eager she is will depend on the state of her Slime Kingdom. If she follows your advice and all is well, she'll be cheery, bubbly, and ask what you'd like her to do. If she's followed your advice and the Slime Kingdom is in political strife, she'll become stressed out, and may rape you to release some of the pent up frustration.

Lastly, being married to a slime naturally lends itself to having a very large family, and you'll have multiple loving slime daughterus who'll cover you with gooey hugs and affection, and you alongside your waifu will have to work to raise them to be respectable slime princesses, so when your waifu finally retires, she can have a successful heir to the throne, one that you and her raised together.

We hope you enjoy your new waifu!

>>12531466
God damn that is a good pun
Anyways I'd like to try and do them all, though like I said, it'll definitely take a long while. Very long. Oh well, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531622
Bullshit.
If true bye :(

[Anonymous No.]

>Succufags everywhere
>Monsterboys
>Bob's back

Worst thread we've ever had. On the plus side maybe I'll finally be able to leave this shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531622

How does that even work? 500 posts in active threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531630
Total in all boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531629
but uh, succufags have always been a part of these threads, how are you suddenly surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531623
Perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531611
Don't thank me. Go fuck yourself with a crowbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531603
>Not wanting to fuck a hot, fleshy onahole that leads into a vagina
Just imagine how /tight/ and wild it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531632

You're so full of shit we could sell you for fertilizer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531629
Please do. Without you around it won't be quite as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531637

Nega, don't start. This thread has been bad enough already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531622
How does this work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531623
Did you write the last dating service thing we had, back in /a/? I'm talking about this one:

http://archive.moe/a/thread/107451357/#107456150

Because if you did, I still have the requests saved which never got fulfilled. I know it's pretty old, but I'm funny about letting things like that go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531637
>fleshy onahole that leads into a vagina
What's the fucking point?

Just give her a normal pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531639
Fuck you queer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531638
https://twitter.com/infinitechan/status/516015858997788672

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531644

Dude. He's currently posting at one entry about every 45 minutes. No fucking way all these current ones are going to get done, much less old stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531645
Are you serious, anon?
What's the point of monstergirls, then? Why have paws or fur or scales or wings when you could just fuck a normal human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531636
I don't think I will be fucking myself with a crowbar. Thanks for the thought though.

[None !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

>>12531644
That's CYOAnon's, not mine. I'm pretty sure he finished all the requests he had and put them here: http://pastebin.com/pg1DcHdm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531654
The exotic bits, libido and devotion. Wanting to fuck animal pussy is not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531638
Or better yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531652

>Caring about Duodenumchan
>Any day of the year

[Anonymous No.]

These threads are like Dark Souls. An age of light in the last thread, where the gods watched over us benevolently. And now, an age of decaying light and lost hope.
Who will be our Chosen Undead, destined to extend the life of the light within these threads, or finally let them be consumed by the Darkness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531662
Hey, dedicated Monster girl board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531649
fuck off already
no one wants you around

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531653

Just calculating the current rate, he won't be done with the entries in this thread until a little over 24 hours from now. That's if he doesn't slow down or go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531661
Oh neat, I didn't even know that existed. Thanks for bringing attention to it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531664
>Per day
Wow it's fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531663
Her pseudopenis is an exotic bit.

Anon, rather than complaining about everything, just accept some people like things you don't. I can assure you it's not going to take over the thread or be shoved in your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531661
So uh, have you made the decision to share some of the load with another writefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531678
College networks and shared IPs mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531684

Then fuck off to your crippled midget's Chan.

Until the SJW bane starts cracking down on us for whatever reason there's no reason to migrate like some kind of overblown Exodus just because /v/ and /pol/ got their feelings hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531687
How do SJW's have anything to do with this? There's a post limit per IP, college users are thousands of people on an IP. This causes problems. Read the posts dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531670
>First post was futacat
It's already dead and gone.

>>12531680
>I can assure you it's not going to take over the thread or be shoved in your face.
You really can't. This is just stupid on so many levels. For example Paladins were "just a few people having fun" at first and now they fill several hours of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531680
>I can assure you it's not going to take over the thread or be shoved in your face.
>shoved in your face.
Because you guys were so adamant that your shit should be allowed for discussion.

Fuck off with self-promotion fanboy shit, NegaWalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
Late to the game but why the fuck not.
1.No
2.No
3.Midna
4.Switch
5.No
6.Dog Days S3
7.Fluffy Tail
8.Pet
9.Yes
10.Succubi are fine Just not as waifus

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20142609-26244.html
>Mantis shrimp girl can see when people have cancer before it even begins to be a problem

Will Mantis shrimp girl cure the cancer that wracks these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531697
>First post was futacat
First post in what?

>You really can't.
Well, there's only a handful of people here that like it. Other than the initial idea drop, when have you seen it discussed or brought up outside of when people get their panties in a twist and decide to bring up how much they hate it?

Just relax, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531703
If that were the case she would have helped us a long, long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531697
RULES:
>NO SCAT, VOMIT, GURO, FUTA, OR PISS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531671
Nice to know you speak for everyone, but you have that wrong, YOU faggots are the unwanted ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531710
There's more of us than you though. That makes us right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531680
Rather than shitting up the threads here and causing problems, why don't you fuck off to /d/?

>>12531670
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531715
On 2^3chan. Jesus fuck, the name is fucking banned here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531670
That's fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531715
The only person causing problems is you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531680
Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531705

>Initial idea drop
>Then the Bob
>Then the Negatexts
>Then the Bob Negadefense force

You're just as guilty as those you condemn because you can't just not respond to the people that hate your guts. You have to try and get in the last word and justify yourself.

Bob may be a completely hated part of the threads, but at least he knows when to drop a conversation after he gets enough shit thrown his way. Can't same the same for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531714
Like hell there are.

>>12531680
>Just accept it
bend over

How about no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531670
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531728

Bless you St. Joe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531720
No, you, and your forcing of your taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531724
Posts about futa are at least 90% people saying how much they hate it. If yall hate it so much why keep bringing it up? If you just shut up you won't see it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531703
>Mantis Shrimp mother keeps pushing her to be a surgeon/doctor because of their ability
>She just wants to go out there and bust some heads than cure some damn cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531717
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

You weren't kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531734
When have I said you must fuck the pseudopenis? Or even mentioned it?

Guess what anon, the first mention of it in this thread was from people like you.

Just drop it on move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531735

>One person posts something detested
>At least nine people tell them to fuck off
>He won't

Your statistics wouldn't mean any more even if you didn't pull them out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531705
>First post in what?
Learn to follow post quotes.

>Just relax, anon.
Would like to but getting tired of everything being reduced to repetitive attention-whoring and low-brow shitflinging. Saying anything obviously antagonistic will be fine is just naive or intentionally destructive.

>>12531709
>RULES:
Made me check. /mg/ has no rules, site only has one global rule, /mgq/ is a separate board which is fucking stupid in its own right but whatever, u wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531717
>>12531738

>Caring about Glass-Joe-Midgetchan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531748
I was looking at /monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531735

[None !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

>>12531299
Congratulations Anon, you've been paired with...

Business Blue Oni!

Unlike Red Onis, which are incredibly popular and are instantly beloved by many, Blue Onis seem to fade into the background for reasons unknown. Perhaps it's their poor eyesight which causes them to need glasses that turns people away. Or perhaps it's that blue isn't as striking a color as red. Regardless of the reason, Blue Onis often get ignored unless they push hard for what they want, and the waifu you'll get is most certainly a hard worker!

A capable business woman, this Blue Oni has worked her way up in the world to get to where she is today. Now as the successful floor manager to a big company, the only thing she feels missing in her life is someone to share her success with, who'll be you! Since she does the work and gets sufficient pay from it, she'll ask if you'd be her stay-at-home house husband. All you'll have to do is keep the home tidy while she takes care of the bills, job, and everything major.

Her workday is rather long, so she'll be tired when she gets home, and will want you to massage her feet. While you do this, she'll crack open a beer while she rants to you about her day and the headaches her coworkers cause. Once she's grown drunk enough she'll place you on her lap and cuddle you, and from there the night will likely devolve into drunken sex, where you'll wake up the next morning tightly clutched in her arms.

On her days off, she'll certainly want to spend it doing fun things with you, be it go to a movie, go out for dinner, any of the sort. We hope you're not the shy type, as your waifu will take great pride in her husband, and whenever the two of you are out she'll hold you tightly by her side, and brag to passerbys about how wonderful and loving and handsome you are.

We hope you enjoy your new waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531746
I didn't though. For months the only futa I've seen posted is people saying how awful it is, and complaining about Bob. The 90% was me being generous, short term it's more like 99%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531735
Where have you been for the last, I don't know, three years? We tried being civil at first, but be it troll or genuine /d/eviants, they kept popping in and demanding they be let in. They decided that they were gonna take over and monstergirls, whether on /a/ or anywhere else, were theirs, just look at fujoshit kun. They're not gonna give up, but that doesn't mean we're just gonna curl up and take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531752
>There are three separate boards for monster girls
Holy shit this is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531751
I don't care much about it; just checking. I went there once, but why would I need to go to another site? All of you are still here. That's all I really care about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531515

>After many failed attempts to "survive" her little game, you become a veteran
>One day, she asks you to play "the game" with her again
>It's on
>Sometime later, you're in the kitchen looking for a snack
>Suddenly, lights go out
>IT'S TIME
>Grab one of her favorite snacks from the fridge
>Immediately remove your shirt
>Dash to the hallway, making sure to make your steps loud enough to be heard by anyone in the mansion
>Rub your clothes on the walls from time to time as you run, marking them with your scent
>Go straight to your bedroom
>Meanwhile your Jinko waifu follows your scent, but soon comes across the smell of food
>She sees the snack lying on a place on the ground in the middle of the hallway
>"Trying to distract me, are you? Clever boy..."
>Soon after, she quietly steps into the bedroom
>The soft moonlight flows in through the large window at the other end of the room, making it one of the few places with better natural lighting in the whole mansion
>The smell of food is even stronger there, but so is your own scent
>"This won't be enough to hide you from me, dear~"
>Slowly, she continues to track you down, ignoring spots where the smell of food is more apparent
>Complete silence
>Suddenly, the sound of the wardrobe's doors being opened fill the room
>"...Huh?"
>You're not in the wardrobe
>It's just your shirt
>Before she can even properly react, the next thing she feels is a hand pressing a handkerchief against her nose and mouth from behind
>The handkerchief, however, did not smell like a piece of cloth
>It smelled like catnip
>Immediately incapacitated, she gently falls on the ground with a soft moan
>Confused and high as fuck, she looks up as to see who had just turned the hunter into the hunted
>It was you
>Food was smeared all over your upper body, hiding your scent
>You were wearing a GP-5 gas mask
>Crouching down in front of the now meek and dazed Jinko, you softly whisper into her year
>"Get out of here, Stalker."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531759

>Ignoring bob posting his smugfox
>Ignoring the ex links
>Ignoring bob posting several truckercore updates even very recently
>Kittycream and catbatter posts
>Anya dicks

Nega, pull your head out of your ass. You got enough stuff crammed in there as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531759
Not him, but lurk more or stop lying because that's not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531768

>That spoiler

Goddamnit I chuckled harder than I should've.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531762
That was true three years ago. Now? I haven't seen fujoshit kun around for a while, futacat is nonexistent, monsterboys rallied up for a bit today for the first time in weeks, but got shut down quickly and hard. You purists won the fight, but you never stopped fighting, and you're making the threads pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531768
>switch

Awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531758
Your reply is not even to me, but thanks for doing this. Right now is the only good thing in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531768
I'm a submissive man, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
So we can add 'lying sack of drama queen bullshit' to list of reasons why bob is absolute shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531770
>bob posting smugfox
is it futa? no
is it not on topic? no
smugfox is monstergirls. Stop hating whatever bob does because it's bob. kill yourself.

>Ignoring the ex links
it's almost like they're forcing you to follow the links!

>Ignoring bob posting several truckercore updates even very recently
it's almost like they're forcing you to follow the links!

>Kittycream and catbatter posts
point out a single one in this thread

>Anya dicks
point out a single one in this thread

In conclusion, fuck off retard.
#rekt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531745
>the first mention of it in this thread was from people like you.

No that was negafuckingwalker aka bob 2.0.

>just drop it.

Why!? Why do we have to put up with it? We don't even have a home, we kept to ourselves and didn't butt into anyone else's business. But they come here and we just have to accept it? Fuck that, go to your own board or make your own threads. If there are so many of you, you should be fine. You say people like me are causing problems when they are the ones lighting the fuse, they are not blameless in this, nor are they right in being here. In two or three years, if that, we'll be kicked off /jp/, just like /a/, because nothing will change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531785
Why's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531778
>>12531784

It was just for fun and keks, Anons. Perhaps next time she decides to play the game with you, she'll rape you even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531758
Wouldn't this make more sense to be an amazoness?

I hope you're saving the abuse for later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531774
>haven't seen fujoshit kun around for a while

Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531786

>People attaching dicks to Anya

Let's not do this. Please. You can keep that in your own headcanon but don't do this to our daughteru.

Gave her to you guys on good faith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531786

>I haven't seen them in months
>Posts from the last couple of threads don't count, just this one

Nice goalpost shifting there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531788
Bob said 'Fuck it I'm done' and left.
It's clear he was lying and was only saying it to stir drama because he's a fucking hack that needs to attention whore to get noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531758
Awwww yiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531793
Whelp that's it, she's ruined

Time to move on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531622
>mfw people keep spreading and believing this because someone posted a screenshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531787

>No that was negafuckingwalker aka bob 2.0.

No, it was people like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531799

Dude, he was posting smugfox within hours of that. He never left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531787
No one is forcing anything on you. You've got one hell of a victim complex going on.

Do me a favor. Point out one post in this whole thread where someone mentioned how much they like futa or hyena tubevaginas or whatever else.
What's that, you can't? You mean the only posts that start this every time are from people who just randomly go 'hurrr fuck futa am I right guys?!'

But no, you guys will never shed this notion that you're being persecuted and there's a wave of futa just waiting to plunge into your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531792
I despise MBs, but let's face it, he's probably right about the inevitable MB popularization and the way the threads are going to change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531768
C'mon man, if you're going to build off of what I wrote at least keep the same sexual preference
That spoiler though. Made me av a giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531799
>Bob said 'Fuck it I'm done' and left.
When did he say that, he simply was on hiatus for a few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531805
Oh fuck off sissy. Time will tell who these threads truly belong to. You want them? Come get them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531786
>is it futa? no
I know you're intentionally pretending to be ignorant but please. http://imgur.com/a/OVBkg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531809
Nice shilling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531795
The only reason I said this thread was because out of the past 3k post threads there might have been a single one with those words. Are you claiming that 1/3000+ is significant? That it's being "rammed down your throat"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531809
They can go fuck themselves and make their own threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531814
>http://imgur.com/a/OVBkg
>implying it's canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531809
>I despise MBs
Sure, I totally believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531814
was that posted as an image in the threads? no? it wasn't you say? then once again

>it's almost like they're forcing you to follow the links!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531664
>Or by a 4chan pass
That's how they fucking get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531813
You complete retard. The only thing I want is for you and people like you to stop bringing futa up. You fucking faggots, if you're so obsessed with it go to /d/ already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531808

>Wasn't around for Claire posting and all the awful things that came with it
>The art
>The animation
>The 'every thread' posts

People don't forget very easily. Why should they treat it like nothing was ever done wrong? You're the one going "What did they ever do to you. Let it go you bunch of jerks. What do you have a complex or something?"

Zero contrition.

>>12531819
It shouldn't be here at all. You want an example of a nice guy? Giantessfag. He knows how much his fetish is hated, but he still comes around. And sometimes we get to talk about kaiju girls and Gulliver's Travels and he's a cool guy.

Take a page from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531821
It's actually on the artist's pixiv. Just kind of a one-off the guy did, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531814
that's hot

post more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531834
Wait, so you think futa shouldn't be here at all. Then you also go on to say how much giantesses are hated. Yet you turn around and pat him on the back for 'still coming around.'

Those are some hilarious double standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531834
Giantessfag has made more posts about Giantesses this thread then Bob has about futa.

Fact.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://imgur.com/GUTxkNx

Trying out a different color scheme, trying to get back into a doing stuff.

[None !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

>>12531682
If you guys really want to, than sure. But that's up to you guys though. If yes though, work from the latest one up, so it doesn't go to me and them working and giving one anon two waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531839

Then there's guys like this who just want to see the thread burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531825
Why do I have the link at all? Why is it in the thread? Why are you such a fucking idiot?

More importantly, why is the thread going to shit again? Oh right, Bob and shitposting faggots that surround him. Thanks. Real glad you're too fucking stupid to preserve any sort of standard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531844
>Posting recolors of the same fucking image hundreds of times
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531844
That looks pretty neat. Who'd a thunk brown and turquoise mix well

[Anonymous No.]

>Thread's going well
>Talk of Bomberman being in Kerfuffle, and Anon's Dating Service
>Leave to go get food
>Come back
>Shitstorm bullshit

Really? Can I not leave for an hour without this happening?
Is it really too much to ask that we all just de-retard for like 6 hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531844
I like the texture on the scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531842

>Go to a car show
>Let me tell you about my bicycle guys

>>12531843
You hear from him maybe once a month. I only thought of him at all because he posted this thread. Whereas almost never go a thread without hurricane bob.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2660189

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531848
P-Please, anon.
I mean, I'd like whoever recolored Valkyrie to do something different, but still, don't hate on Hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531845

I'll take the case!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531862
>don't hate on hound

He's an attention-whoring tripfaggot from /co/ that recolors that's been recoloring the same four images for months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531844

Where's the horse pussies Hound?

>>12531860
Drink, the answer is always drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531847
>I'm the idiot when you bring up the futa that you complain about.

I seriously don't see how you're so retarded. Is this intentional shitposting? You post futa and then scream at everyone to stop posting futa. Why not just not post it in the first place?

As for the links here, there's a scant minority that like futa. I'm not even one of them, but how do you suppose they get their links? There's not a monster girl thread up on /d/ permanently. Should they be posted in some random /d/ thread then? How would others find it? Should they link the /d/ post here? I'm genuinely curious how you want to solve this issue.

>>12531858
>Whereas almost never go a thread without someone who hates bob bringing him up and starting a shitstorm

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531865
And yet you're from /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531865
You're right, hey why don't we lap up Bob's shit.
After all, he's only a lying Attention whoring faggot who forces his shit tier fetish on everyone and ruins every thread with the mere mention of his name and has his own defense force.
That's SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531808
>No one is forcing anything on you.

>>12526324
>>12526345
>>12526351
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Feel free to check. the archives for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531869
Let's all come to a compromise.
We never bring up Bob again,
We never bring up Futa again,
We never bring up Monster boys again,
And we all get back to talking about the Pantheon or something.

How does that sound, anons? Good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531874
Not that guy, but sorry, I had to laugh at the sheer length of your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531875
Hathor or Amaterasu?
Or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531875

I can agree with all but the first. Bob's a great writefag when he isn't doing futa. Can we just forget about his futa stuff ever? I'm pretty sure he doesn't do it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531880
>>12531874
I mean, why is it so long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531830
do we rage against it? Yes. Does that happen at any moment that it isn't posted by futafags or someone mentions bob? No. YOU SEE THE PROBLEM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531883
Both. Right next to each other on the Pantheon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531883
Hathor, Amaterasu, Ryu, Quetz-chan, Pharaoh, Apophis, all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531306
Vengeance update when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531889

How about a picture of Pantheon teaching Hathor and Ammy how to be good bakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531888
>do we rage against it? Yes. Does that happen at any moment that it isn't posted by futafags or someone mentions bob? Yes, when we bring it up ourselves

FTFY, and yes, I see a huge problem and it ain't on bobs side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531884
His stories DO have monsterboys though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531895
>Hathor aces it on the first go
>Ammy keeps burning them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531880
>>12531885
Because "no one is forcing anything" is a fucking lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531895
A Pantheon is a group of gods anon. It isn't a character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531900
I must have missed those stories? Which ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531768
I love it. Now she rides you slowly while your hold onto and play with her paws, right? I mean, who'd miss that opportunity? What a sight it'd be, to see her straddling you while moonlight pours in through the window, her face not a leer of dominance or lust, but a cacophony of enraptured expressions. Head tilted back, eyes closed, and mouth open, drooling with pleasure, every gasp and deep chuff of air she makes is punctuated by a bass, thrumming purr that carries down to your spine.
The night is spent with her alternating between riding you, her full weight dedicated to thrusting up and down upon your hot, solid shaft with every ounce and clench of her muscles she can muster back arched in bliss... and laying down atop you to crush you into her bosom with her strong paws. Completely lost in the catnip-amplified pleasure, she does all she can to feel every inch of your skin against hers, by rubbing her face against yours, and sliding her sweat-slick breasts and delicious, rock-toned abs up and down your own chest and face, as far as she can muster without losing her vice-grip on your shaft.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. I mean, it's not like anyone here would want that, right? I'm probably just wasting words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531845

I say do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531903

I know. I'm just fucking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531902
>majority of the linked posts were people telling monsterboy posters to gtfo

I think the impact was somewhat lost because of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531898
Why don't you fuck off to them, since you love defending them so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531898
>>12531888
Hey, hey, hey, all this monster girl talk going on.
Yep. Not a single sight of Bobposting to be had here. Only Grapeposting.

Seriously, can we all drop this argument and enjoy ourselves like gentlemen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
N
N
K Rool
Switch
N
Monster Milfs
Scales
Sweetie
Y
Succubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531903
LoL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531860
Crying is always the best option. Just ask Esidesi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531909
I got tired, the point I was trying to make is that no one is happy with this, except the /d/ crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531906
Keep in mind that she also happens to be a paranoid yandere shotacon, not that I mind.

But yes I'd want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531883
Both. They're equally loving, in their own ways, and having one above the other wouldn't be fair on either of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531911
Thread was ruined from the get go, this is how it's always been. I for one say let it burn, and hope for better luck next time. Truly, this has been the first thread ruined since we came to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531910
>You defend futafags so you should just become one
Fresh off the elementary school playground? Careful you don't get underage b& there kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531926
This isn't the future I chose, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531884
>Bob's a great writefag
We have a screencap of him flipping his shit saying he's done but he comes right back

[None !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

>>12531302
Congratulations Anon, you've been paired with...

Motherly Ara Ara Ryu!

Moving from a small country in Europe, this Ryu is a foreigner, and has a hard time speaking the local language in anything but broken. As such, she'll need to rely on you mainly for any communication needs. That's not to say that she can't pull her own weight though, indeed she's actually quite skilled in cooking, cleaning, filing taxes, and other pursuits!

She's a very big cuddler, and will enjoy holding you tightly to her whenever she can. In the early morning you'll likely find yourself held to her bountiful bosom by her big tough claws, and unable to free yourself until she wakes up. Whenever you come home she'll hold you tightly to her chest, while stroking your hair with her claw. And in the late afternoon, she'll curl you up in her tail, holding you tightly to her while she sings love songs from her native language to her.

Whenever you're not around, she'll be working on improving the house to surprise you when you get back. It can be minor stuff from tidying up the rooms, arranging the bookshelf in alphabetical order, or to something major like laying down new carpeting or installing a fish pond in the backyard. She really loves fish, and would love if you let her keep a pond or fish tank for her to care for and raise both common and exotic breeds of fish.

We hope you enjoy your new waifu, and we're sorry about the whole Tharja trophy getting cut from Smash 4. She's in the arms of an angel now.!

[Anonymous No.]

Can Amaterasu use Waterspout to just deliver Hathor's milk straight into the mouths of those who desire it? I mean, it's not like Hathor can breastfeed everyone at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531900
>His stories DO have monsterboys
Well I almost never read him, and now I have another reason to don't do it. It's like he wants to be hated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531917
I am the /d/ crowd and I'm not happy with it either. Look at >>12531869

There isn't a permanent MG thread on /d/. How would you prefer us to share our stuff? Normally we try to keep it to links with warnings so people who aren't interested don't follow them. I do at least. Is this not ok? I genuinely don't see how we could make it more ok without incredible inconvenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531928
None of us did, but the only way through this is to fight. Really, the "just ignore it" guys, what do they think is gonna happen? They'd settle in and then it wouldn't be a monsergirl thread, it would be a "how many horrible fetishes can I fit into a monstergirl" thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome the Department of Reintegration here at Monstergirl City Correctional Facility #1

Our government sponsored dating program is an equal opportunity, and these girls leaving their incarceration need some affirming company the most.

>>12531701

Your match is a young busty red fox kitsune with a queens accent. This fiery little shortstack was given a full adult sentence for rape during the crackdown of '06, which as we know only hurt the poor girls affected and did nothing to curb sex crimes. She was naturally very cute and shy, and a real bookworm, but prison life has taught her to be aggressive to defend herself. Spend time with her, compliment her on her soft fluffy tail, and she'll slowly show you her sweet side she locked away.

She's still deathly afraid of wolf howls and hounds baying so be sure to keep the windows closed at night or she might panic and run off.

Her experience has made her timid in the ways of the world and getting her up to date with movies and games and all that's changed will make her day.

Just be careful no other girl makes a pass at you, or she just might go beware of dog on them. Whenever she feels insecure or threatened, it's a cointoss whether she'll hide in your arms or make you her prison bitch.

Her parole officer will be in touch. Congratulations on your new kitsune!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531929
Wow, what great criticism of his writing ability. You sure convinced me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
Why not.
N
N
Weavel
Switch
N
Monster Girl Quest Paradox
The one who loves you.
>Implying I like pet names
Y
No Comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531936
>How would you prefer us to share our stuff?
Anywhere not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531945
That's what I meant by incredible inconvenience. Once again /d/ does not have a permanent MG thread. How are spoilered links with warnings on here wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531869
>You post futa and then scream at everyone to stop posting futa.
>Posting it to prove a negative point is the same as posting it out of positive interest
Come on now.

>There's not a monster girl thread up on /d/ permanently.
Neither was there one on /jp/ before that got "decided". If people actually gave a shit about being considerate, since god knows the moderation aren't going to babysit this autistic shit all day, then yes, they'd go and make or join a monster (girl) thread on /d/ and post as many NSFW images whilst having healthy discussion about their fetishes as they liked.

Except they're not, and don't actually care to go do something nice like that because they have no content beyond shitposting to circlejerk around. Same reason we have all the Paladin shitposting, they'd just get told to fuck off for being worthless shits on /tg/.

This is, in fact, why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531950
>How are spoilered links with warnings on here wrong?

It's a site rule that spoilers on a blue board shouldn't be used to indicate NSFW material, I think. NSFW material stays in NSFW boards, period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
N
Hell No
Dark Link
Equal
Y
The anime
Fur
Sweetie
Y
Succubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531927
If everyone was a permissive fuckwad like you we'd be drowning in urethral sounding, slavery, futa, monsterboys, pegging, vore, egg laying, unbirth, piss, scat and guro. Just fuck off if that's what you want. We got moved to /jp/ not /d/, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531930
>Foreigner with native language
>Ryu
>Ara Ara
>Sings songs in her own language

>Teaching her English, watching her struggle to fully speak the language fluently
>One day, she finally tells you,
>"In my language, we say phrase to close people..."
>She then hesitantly utters it to you
>"I-It means...I...love you."

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531956
Links to porn on third parties are okay. It's even in the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531936
>There isn't a permanent MG thread on /d/

And yet that's your board. Convene between yourselves when to make the threads or make a pastebin. There is literally, no reason, why you have to post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531936
>There isn't a permanent MG thread on /d/. How would you prefer us to share our stuff?
Create one, it's not like /d/ is a fast or stellar quality board, no one will give a shit that you made a thread. Or is this an invitation to bring other board niches into the thread? Cause I'm sure pushing yuri because /u/ has no activity would go down great, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531940
I love it
D-does she come with an ankle monitor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531960
Nice prediction there. If only you could back it up....

>>12531956
Links are ok, this is in the rules. And honestly it's a bit ridiculous to expect /d/eviants who like monstergirls to make a new threads about them on /d/ for every new imgur link or pastebin that comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. Never played
4. Sub or Equal
5. I can handle them, but I don't mind if she does it
6. More monstergirl manga like EMG but without harem
7. I like Scales and Fur equally. Human Skin close second
8. My name or Darling.
9. Y
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531980

Yes, but it's tuned to her distance from you and not to your domicile. Be sure to keep an eye on her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531944
Shit, I forgot 7.
Any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531983
>>12531977
>>12531973
Anons, listen.
I am drowning in my own happiness after dating my new waifu.
Do not. Ruin. My mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531944
>Weavel
You mean Weavile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531997
Your waifu a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531997
You asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531983
>>12531983
>cant back it up

Are we in the same thread? Have you been in those where /d/fags have gotten their foot in the door? Vore, unbirth, futa succubi, futa everything. GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF.GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF.GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF.GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF.GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531973
There is though. It's convenient, we're already here, and we post the links spoilered, with warnings. Would you like one common warning that you all can filter or something? Because continual threads for every piece of new content will end up like that monser boy thread on here earlier today. They aren't feasible.

>>12531977
>it's not like /d/ is a fast or stellar quality board
>coming from /jp/
>a board both slower and lower in quality than /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532001
He's a Metroid character

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532007
>this mad
top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531997
>yourwaifubeingfucked.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532005
Exactly my point.
I'm happy.
Nobody kill my vibe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532001
No, I mean Weavel.
I'm starting to think not many people played Metroid Prime Hunters.
We need more Metroid characters damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532007
lol no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532010
That ex-space pirate?

That never went anywhere because Hunters was wasted potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532016
It didn't look like the kind of DS game or Metroid game that I'd enjoy, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532016
Wasn't his ship the one that stalked Samus' in the 100% ending of Prime 3?

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to the love?

This is all nothing but hate. What would your waifu think?

[Anonymous No.]

I HAVE DUG TRENCHES AND STOOD KNEE DEEP IN SHITPOSTING AND BONE AND FILLED MY LUNGS WITH MATANGO SPORES.

I HAVE SEEN TWO SNAKES FALL. I HAVE LAIN WITH HOLY PURGES AND COPULATED WITH THE AUTUMNAL FALLOUT.

I HAVE DUG TRENCHES FOR THE INCUBI. I HAVE MURDERED DISSIDENTS WHERE THE GROUND NEVER THAWS AND STARVED THE MASSES INTO FAITH.

A SUCCUSLUT'S SHADOW BURNT INTO THE BRICKWORK. A HOUSE OF JINKOS IN THE JUNGLE.

The Innocent! The innocent Mandus, have trod and bled and gassed and starved and beaten and murdered and enslaved! This is your coming century!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531997
Then you should get out.
Not because /d/ but because this isn't a great place for good moods right now. Probably second time today I'm dropping this shit excuse for a thread.

>>12532008
>a board both slower and lower in quality than /d/
Uh, yeah? What, you want to go make a thread about futa on /jp/? Knock yourself out. That wasn't really a relevant comparison at all, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532023
No, that was Sylux.

>We will never learn more about Sylux.
>We will never learn why it hates the federation so much.
>We will never learn it's gender.
Why nintendo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532026
>FILLED MY LUNGS WITH MATANGO SPORES.
You are already mushroom.
Not saying much for a Paladin though so hey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532029
Only one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532029
It's Mirror Force, isn't it?
It better not be Mirror Force.
Fuck it, I attack you directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532024
Abubu's sameface makes me mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532030
Because Sakamoto loves Other M and hates Prime. Probably. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531943
He fucking throws a hissy fit because people are sick of him writing futa and edgetrash, then comes back.
He's a fucking talentless whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532024
/mgg/ is Yugoslavia. A lot of crossboarders from everywhere. Great when everyone is getting along. Absolute shit when the fringe fetishes get the idea that they can assert their own sovereignty. A whole mess of them then try and drag the rest of the thread along with them into what they want and throw an absolute childish shitfest when they are told they cannot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532039
Other M wasn't even a game! I tried it out and spent about 10 minutes waiting through some plodding cutscene where Samus droned on about some dumb "thumbs down" shit she had with her old CO and when I finally had control I played for about a minute before hitting ANOTHER FUCKING CUTSCENE.
God, now I want to play Metroid Prime to cleanse my memories of good games.
Sheegoth Girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531518

Congratulations! You have been paired with a Tanuki convicted of gambling fraud.

This fluffy Italian brown-striped cardsharp's luck finally ran out when she cheated the wrong person, an even trickier Tanuki, and found herself doing time in minimum security.

Her luck came back behind bars and she's collected a number of favors from everyone, including time in the program with you.

Now that she's out, she's very interested in any type of scheme from online casinos and gold farming to botnet bitcoin mining and email scams, having you do all the setup of course.

She's absolutely obsessed with all games of strategy and chance, and she's just as happy when she trashes you in a game of Civ as when she takes an old Paladin's retirement check in a poker game.

She'll play a game against you for absolutely any stakes. That extends all the way to the bedroom where everything is on the table. She's a gracious winner and loser. Cheating people is one thing, but she's always a good sport.

The only thing that makes her absolutely furious with you is if you don't try your all to win.

She may treat you a bit like a chip to be bargained, but if you ever find yourself in hot water, she'll go all in for you every time.

Try to keep her on the straight and narrow. Or at least don't get caught. I hope you are pleased with your match!

[Anonymous No.]

I recommend this shit stop now you children

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532049
Is it wrong that Super Metroid was the last Metroid Game I played out of all of the ones released until Prime 3?
Because Super Metroid was fucking baller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532046
Remove shitposters.

http://i.imgur.com/ETant3C.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532050
>Asked for a kitsune
>Got a Danuki
Talk about that Kon-Pon switcheroo, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532053
I've actually never played Super Metroid. I've only played a couple Metroid Prime series games and Metroid Fusion. I really should get around to it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

Venom-chan, Anti-Venom-chan, or Carnage-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532049
>more monstergirls from Metroid games to go along with Ridley
>Wise Chozo girls
>Floating, Slime-esque Metroid girls who love to suck on your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532054
Sshhh.
Only Grapeposting now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532059
Carnage. I will deal with the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532059
Venom-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532058
Definitely do.
It's considered one of the best games in the series, like Bomberman 64 was to its own franchise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532059
I don't know who's Carnage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532054
Remove paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532059
Carnage.

[Anonymous No.]

By God, this entire thread.

It's like I'm standing in the middle of a once peaceful village, watching everything burn all around me. Eventually reaching me, the flames engulf my body, eating away at my flesh and bones, and yet, I don't move a muscle, for I can't do anything to stop it.

All I ever wanted was to discuss Monstergirls in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532065
Marvel character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532065

That spooky red guy from Spiderman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532069
We can't have nice things anon. It's in our nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532065
Strawberry flavoured Venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532059

Would Venom-chan let you wear her like a suit and tickle your vittles teasingly, telling you how she wants to drown you in her love until you feel like you're melting?

Because if so. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532069

All I'm doing is waiting for >>12531281 to get around to my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532069
Hush, anon.
Just let it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532082
I attack you again, directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
Shit, I just arrived at home. Hope you still doing it.

1.N
2.N
3.Any
4.Equal
5.N
6.Anime
7.Fur
8.Honey
9.N
10.I won't take part on this war

[Anonymous No.]

Last image get

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532012
I'm not mad, I'm sick of talking to you. They're not gonna stop and guess what, I'm not either, and I'm not alone. You can help keep monstergirls proper, shit them up with the /d/eviants, or get the hell out of the way.

>>12532008
No, there's not. Not when you have your own board. If there's not enough people or content around to keep a thread of yours alive, it doesn't give you the right to come here.

>and we post links spoiler with warnings

Just like futa demigod right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532071
>>12532072
>>12532074
So this guy is like a red psycho Venom? Does that means she would be yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532087

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532091
I'm thinking more like a violent thuggish girl, constantly pushing her wearer to fight stronger and stronger enemies. Because it's how she gets off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532073
>>12532080

I can see my waifu in the distance. She's in a safe spot, yet shouting at me, incessantly begging for me to escape the fire as tears flow from her face.

I can only stare at her.

I can only stare, until my body gives in and I disappear beneath the flames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532091
She may, or may not be yangire. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532092
Okay. That's genius.
You deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532095
Anon, nooooo~.
Fiiiight~. Fight, you faggot, live!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532092

wow im just now getting it well done anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532095
Be like a phoenix girl. You may let the flames consume you but never let your fire be extinguished. A new thread will rise with the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532105
And Ra will be there, smiling down on us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
Sweet. Thanks Bob, I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532092
comedygold.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
>N
>N
>I was saddened when I learned Snake got cut
>Equal
>N
>GriMagia
>Skin
>Hubbie
>Y
>Hating succubi is absolutely haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531512

Congratulations! You have been paired with a curvy Displacer Girl from our psych ward!

This gentle softspoken snaketailed catgirl lost her parents as so many do to accidents in MGC at a young age. Escaping state custody, she spent much of her early life as a street urchin surviving through petty theft. She was eventually caught stealing a felony amount from an unsuspecting man from a coffee shop, his expensive laptop, and has been in one form of care or another since then.

She's never had friends and so using her illusory capabilities, created her own. She'll sit in a room, talking to herself, her mirrored illusions, for hours on end. Eventually they became more real to her than the people around her, and she was locked away for treatment.

Introducing her back into the world carefully, providing her with real human interaction is the best way the doctors feel to help complete her treatment and ground her back in reality. She needs to have something in the world to care about to care about the world at all.

Her illusions surround her and you at all times and will often voice her inner fears and thoughts in ways she would never dare say herself. They'll praise you, insult you, touch you with ghostly hands in the lewdest ways possible, and give you a window into the deepest parts of her.

Will you be able to understand her where she can express herself completely by herself or will you have a harem of split personalities puppeteered by the best ventriloquist this town has ever seen? Honestly, the state is just glad she's not their problem anymore.

Best of luck to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532119
>Displacer Girl
Literally who

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532122
Ever hear of a Displacer Beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532122

Displacer Beast from D&D

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532122
A werepanther girl with tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532122
>>12532127
>>12532129
So basically a Coeurl from Final Fantasy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532132
That hopefully doesn't sound like Lex Luthor.
>>12532133
Exactly.

[None !PFC7cYhX.E No.]

>>12531303
Congratulations Anon, you've been paired with...

Loyal Loving Dire Wolf!

Dogs a man's best friend, so by logical extension a wolf is a man's even bestest friend, and a Dire Wolf is literal perfection. And when you can stick your dick in said Dire Wolf, it just makes everything better! Thus, you'll get a Dire Wolf Monster Girl!

She's a big girl, standing at 6'8'' of pure fur. Like most Dire Wolves, she's very athletic, and can easily pick you up with only one arm. Her lupine instincts will be to protect you at all costs, to which she'll make her sole mission in life to follow you loyally and protect you, keeping you far from harms way.

She might end up being a bit overprotective at times, but all her actions will be done with your best interests in mind. Though don't worry, she won't go yandere on you. Unless you want her too, of course. She enjoys physical activities, mainly running, playing ball, that kind of stuff. Eternally loyal and caring, one thing she'll try to do is get you to experience new experiences, be it new foods, hobbies, activities, or even pursuits in bed. She'll never force you into anything, and will be right by your side reassuring you and praising you if she ever senses your growing nervous. She ultimately wants to see you healthy and happy, and will go to any lengths to see your smile, and will ensure that smile is protected by her paws.

We hope you enjoy your new waifu! And holy fuck thank you for wanting Chibi-Robo I don't get why people don't want him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532119
Sounds like a one-way ticket to crazy town.

What about a Misplacer Girl, a MG who constantly loses things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532127
>Search on Google images.
>Drawings of Displacer Girl.

Oh God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532141
That lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532141
This is the best one I've seen all thread, and I want her badly.

>>12531303 is one lucky fucker. Treasure that waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532145

That just means we need a drawfag to do it right. LOEN! LESS! Somebody get on it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532136
She tells you how she plans to skin you alive and wear you like a coat as she kisses your neck repeatedly.
Before riding you furiously and snuggling up to you when she's finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531768
Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532143

Well she wouldn't be in a state institution now would she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532153
What if she lost her mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532154
>She literally lost her marbles
Would you find them for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532141
This Anon is one lucky bastard.

>>12532149
Don't know if they can fix that thing, I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532154
Topkek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531874
>us forcing anything
If this is forcing shit on you then you are the most beta faggot on this website.
Go back to tumblr where we can't trigger you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532159

>Quad arm werecat waifu with twin poison back tentacles and lizard tail.

Like a chimera but better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532166
With ghost hands that touches you everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532157
She's literally crazy until you find her marbles and return them to her

She's so gracious to you that she then loses her virginity.
Then she loses her inhibitions and impulse control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532119

You're giving me a mental patient with the ability to project her mental state upon her surroundings? Because fuck it I'll take her, I like a good challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532067
>>12532067
Just try to remove me nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532092
mah nigga. Paladins win again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532183
The way I heard it, I imagined the other anon tackling you and the two of you getting to a fist fight on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532181
You're a good man Sunbro. This program needs men like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532181
Good luck man! Just imagine how many lewd things you could do with extra mirrored illusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532181
She's like a reality warper with a complex, which is almost never a good thing. Except it's more like everything inside her head is just projected out into the world around her. She'd never be able to keep a secret from you, and the nightmares when she sleeps would turn the bedroom into a Hell upon the senses.
But get through to her, and heal her mind to happiness and love? Every devoted and tender thought she'd have about you would be imprinted onto the space around you, like a visual and tactile synaesthesia of emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532141
BUT CAN HE RIDE HER LIKE A HORSE?!

[Anonymous No.]

>Need to sleep.
>Still waiting for dating result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iayXHA4ep8Q

>Riding on your direwolfu's back while she dashes around the house on all fours, carrying you straight into the bedroom while you laugh and kiss her ears from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532187
Just like in Sword Art Online! God that turns me on. Can I fuck anon and turn him into an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532204
>Not wanting her to princess carry you into bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532204
First thing that came into my mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XOV2L-eM38

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532203
Same here. I feel like thread will be pruned by the time the dating service gets to me.
I do wonder what they will have for a hardcore Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532211
That's fine too. I'd be worried that she might trip and drop me though, because I'd probably be distracting her with kissing and playing with her ears.
>>12532212
Damn, I love that soundtrack. I love the "Will to Live" leitmotif present in some of the tracks especially strongly.

Would you let your werewolf waifu feed you from her own mouth if you were ill or injured?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532213
Let's hope it doesn't.

Let it surprise you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532213
We've got 30 threads between us and pruning. Four of those threads are past the bump limit and due to be dropped off. I think we've got some time left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532234
not at the rate the dating service is going. THey are slower than government paper work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532225
I'm writing something which the MC is a piano player. Will add links for the songs

Specially this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puAuDt6aNsw

Only if I'm really that bad and she doesn't chew the food like some gum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532237

Sorry man, eating dinner right now. I'll resume in a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532241
Eat faster, damnit.

Chew chew chew! Swallow swallow swallow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532241
Start from the latest requests now, please. I'm dying of curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531930
>She cuddles you in her dragon's tail as she usually loves to do, hugging you from behind
>As she strokes your head, she gently sings "'O Sole Mio" in her native tongue
>Her singing is so beautiful, you're left in bliss as you relax in her embrace, making you fall asleep once you get too comfortable
>She kisses your head when she realizes this, continuing to stroke your head until she too falls asleep
>And so the two of you end up taking your nap together, taking in the lazy summer afternoon air
>As you dream of a prosperous future with your girlfriend
>And she dreams of life in her homeland, with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12529441
http://yakumorakotodesuyo.deviantart.com/art/Peacock-mantis-shrimp-girl-467256336

[Anonymous No.]

>you'll never be domesticated by a monstergirl
>you'll never be forced to give her your cum on a daily basis
>you'll never see that your future offspring from her also will be cum-whores
>you'll never hear your monstergirl whisper in your ear while she holds you close to her warm body that you're getting dumber each day as you drown in the basic instincts of copulation
>and you'll never accept that happy life as a pet to this monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532194

Sounds lovely, I'm sure I can give her the love she needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532259
I'm a jinkofag, but damn this motherly Ryu makes my heart melt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1-N
2-N
3-Ridley
4-Equal
5-N
6- Card game or RT styled strategy game
7-Scales
8-Sweetheart
9-Y
10- Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532194
>>12532181
>When she has night terrors, it will be on you to hold her close until the nightmares go away
>And even then, until her tears stop

Will you truly be up for it, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532262
What compelled you to show us that? It looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1 N
2 N
3 Cpt. Falcon
4 Submissive
5 Y
6 MGQ Paradox/any figures
7 Fluffy
8 Kitten/cub etc.
9 Y
10 Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532239
Oh, yeah, I remember. You had some Castlevania and Ace Combat stuff going on too if I remember rightly.

I know the game itself is controversial, but check out the Final Fantasy XIII soundtrack, specifically its Piano Collection. I'm quite fond of that. Actually, I think there's a few FF Piano Collections out there; I know FFX has one, and it's beautiful.

And while we're still talking about OSTs that are relevant to big, hype-ass wolves, then there's always: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwvQ6Hs7tJE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532239
http://youtu.be/3jyKiqQy5u8?t=40m47s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532276
>Both of you on your knees, you hugging her while a maelstrom of horrific and eldritch imagery and sounds surround you
>She has her hands over her ears and her eyes shut tight while you hold her to your chest, stroking her hair and repeating reassurances to her
>This goes on until your words break through to her, and the storm of terror fades away until she can bear to open up her senses and see you there, smiling at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532280
Yeah, I started from scratch, finally could put my ideas straight.

FFX has To Zanarkand, will add for sure.

Listening to the OST. 10/10 would listen with wolf waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532276

Don't worry anon, I got this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never have a monster daughteru
>tfw she will never bring a girl named jessica over
>tfw they will never rape you
>tfw all you wanted to do was play board games

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1.N
2. A real man does not judge the size of her breasts but what's beneath them
3.Sejuani
4.Equal
5.N
6.Moose 79
7.Scales
8.Depends on name, something creative
9.Y
10.Paladins are worse than Hitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532225
if she trips and drops you
that just means she's going to take you right there on the floor.

Wet, sloppy, dire wolf sex in the middle of the living room in front of the picture window. Your neighbors watching you fuck like wild beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532288
Listening to it right now. That's some good stuff, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532305
I'll take 50.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532273
Jinkos and Ryus are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532306
Splendid, but keep in mid that there are only 3 piano tracks out of 13 songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1 - Yes
2 - True breast lover.jpg
3 - Aversa (FE)
4 - Dom with slightly Equal
5 - No
6 - Monster Milfs
7 - Scales, but will love the others too!
8 - Whatever she wants to.
9 - Maybe
10 - Succubi did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532309
Your link just threw right on the piano tracks. First one is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531510
Congratulations! You have been paired with Manslaughter Ushi-Oni.

This poor girl had the worst wedding night imaginable. What started out as excited consummation of her vows,turned woefully tragic when she crushed her husband's pelvis. He died from his massive internal injuries and his family pressed their political connections to make her pay. She's been rotting in jail since she was a teenager and only now at Christmas Cake age has an opportunity to get out on good behavior.

Tall and tough, she was once the biggest roughest dom in the land. Now she's afraid of what she might do to someone she cares about if she lets herself get caught up in the moment again.

She's gained many skills from her years in confinement and can both paint and weave silk into the finest cloth for clothes. Her greatest joy is spending time with you. And while she's just as happy staying at cave er staying at home as she is going out to big live events like concerts and fights or just on dates, she's happiest when you give her a chance to shine. Climbing, sneaking, playing games with you like she did as a little house monster when she was a child.

Helping her regain confidence as a woman will make her the loyalest Ushi there is, and her restraint, uncommon in her kind, means that she's always thinking of you with every touch and caress. She'll maximize your pleasure no matter if she's tying you up tight or handing you lovely hand-braided ropes to try on her.

Her concern for your well-being knows no bounds, and she'll completely freak out if you get hurt. Papercut? Better go to the emergency room. Tummyache? You're not setting one toe out of the house until you've rested and are feeling better.

Only sometimes, you'll do some little thing that reminds her of him out of nowhere and she'll start to cry. Those are the hardest days.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532308
Only thing that can beat my Jinkos is >>12529570
pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

How could someone bring themselves to intentionally do something as horrible as this?

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/177/b/8/monster_musume_no_iru_nichijou_by_sergio7castro-d6arcso.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532317
Listen to the rest of the soundtrack when you get the chance, as Gundam UC was Sawano's best before his stuff became samey, a la AoT and Kill le Kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532320
Oh jesus christ, poor anon.
RIP in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532324
Is that the same guy who did Archer?

http://i.imgur.com/n9WVS1k.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532324
Truly, bad Deviantart artists are the real monsters among us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
I hope I made it in time! Drove all over town trying to get this form in the mail!

1. Yes
2. No
3. Never played
4. Dominant
5. No
6. Grimagia and the next volume of EMG
7. Health
8. Darling
9. Yes
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532327
Will listen to it tomorrow, the piano tracks are awesome. Thanks for the link

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532321

I want to do another "date night" greentext with her. I'm gonna wait for the next thread though. Image limit and all that, and this thread is getting closer towards its end anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532331
This guy needs help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532321
To aggressive for my tastes, the monkey is probably a better fit for me in that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532343
Do it! Tigerbros will always have my support.

You should write a collection of "Date night" shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532264
Sounds like a healthy, normal way to spend your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531860
Planetarian and drinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532320
>Only sometimes, you'll do some little thing that reminds her of him out of nowhere and she'll start to cry.

I don't think my heart could take it.

Would offering my body to her as a sacrifice cheer her up a little?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532346
Monkey is nice too, it's more for a human-like relationship, with fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532360
She's a Ushi-Oni, of course it will

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532307
I don't think there's a man alive that could handle fifty dire wolves.

I imagine a dire wolf as a fiercely loyal and protective woman that gets her emotional highs from being a 'pack leader,' be her pack just you or including several happy and healthy pups.

Of course, should you betray her, her retribution will be swift and just as fierce as her betrayal of trust.

Otherwise enjoy all kinds of wild, passionate, furious fucking and love-making all sorts of positions and with all sorts of toys and other kinky things that will satisfy her inner, primal lusts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532320

Goddamn, dude. My heart can't handle feels and cuteness of this magnitute. Do I get to have a free defibrillator pack as a bonus?

[Anonymous No.]

>Checks request list
>Scrolls down passing by 5 request
>Mine isn't there yet

I'll go to bed and check mine tomorrow. Good luck for those waiting, I pray for the best waifus. Good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532365
>her retribution
Is Stockholm Syndrome involved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
>1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate.
No. Stronger would be nice, but I still want to play-wrestle and wrestle-sex without fear of death.
>2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario.
No. Any boob size as long as it's not board-flat or stupidly big, average Holst breast size is the upper limit.
>3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is
Viewtful Joe
>4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be
Equal, though some switching would be nice to keep things interesting.
>5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead.
No.
>6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is
There's nothing I'm outright looking forward to.
>7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is
Fur
>8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is
Honey sounds nice.
>9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day.
Yes.
>10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with
Succubi are fiiiiine. It's fiiiine.
>Further comments
Awoo.

Gonna sleep now. If any of you get to this one, then thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532368

>Having a heart attack

Do you want to give her a heart attack? She wouldn't let you out of bed for month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532274
Ugh, meant RTW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532371
Possibly, as well as a leash and muzzle so you don't betray her ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532264
>getting mindbroken and regressing in intelligence until you're no better than an oyster who lives for your waifu's fuck

Why must all my fetishes be self-destructive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531499

Congratulations!

You've been paired with sociopathic redhead paladin girl! This human woman is serving life in prison after smiting Transit Authority Director Miss Bones and twenty three monstergirls on the MGC subway when they refused to let her off at her designated stop for morning prayer.

She's vicious, bitter, lives in solitary confinement and hardly speaks a sentence without a scripture quote in there.

But when we read your application to her, she seemed intrigued. "A man with balls as tough as his armor." were the words we're pretty sure. It was hard to tell. There was a lot of screaming about heretics in between.

Conjugal visits only, and now you're on all the city watch lists, but your children will have holy powers the likes of which your own god has never seen.

Enjoy your new ginger baby momma.

http://imgur.com/ilyXWkO

The donation of the Paladin Heritage Fund to this institution had been documented and your request fulfilled. Our business is concluded. We will not speak of this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532395
By the gods... I could not be happier!

Oh by the way, your pathetic prisons won't be able to keep her in now that she has a reason to break out. We will be the heroes MGC deserves, just not the ones it needs right now.

So we will run, because we can take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N. I want my waifu to be THE STRONGEST, stronger than any other waifu.
2. N. Bigger is better
3. Medusa from Kid Icarus Uprising
4. Switch
5. N. But I'd sure like someone who can support me even if they can't handle stuff for me.
6. EMG entries
7. All are good but I'm partial to scales
8. Whatever they like, no name is as great as the one she picks for me.
9. Y. No dicking.
10. Well, I guess succubi is my choice here! But I wish we could all get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531799
He said that in IRC, and he didn't even leave. It was pretty clear he just wanted to stop for a while. It's not like he wrote a suicide note.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532141
>>12532147
>>12532159
>>12532196
I am a truly lucky man, but I wonder what her career is. There is also a problem. I have Rheumatoid Arthritis and can't work out for long periods of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532378
Dire wolf girl that takes you on walkies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532375

HHNNNNNNGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532410
she would nurse you so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532395
So basically Seryu Ubiquitous?
Creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532402
And we will hunt you down. Like the scum you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. never played
4. Equal
5. N
6. Anything not Total Shit
7. Fur
8. Honey
9. Y
10. Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532405
>tfw someone answers No 1 with,
>"I need a wife who is strong. A woman who is weak is an unworthy woman."
>tfw I have no face

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I just thought of something. You guys aren't replying to the monstergirl survey more than once, right? I really hope not, because that'll mean /mgg/ has plenty of people, and that's a good thing.

Besides, the guys are working hard on the answers.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to say that these threads brighten my day when I'm feeling down. Whether is a heart warming green text, the newest silly controversies or drama, the stories and drawling people make, or even the occasional cheeky shitpost, they always manage to put a smile on my face.

I just want to say thank you and I love you all

inb4 FAAAGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532424
We will free you all from the terrible monster girl indoctrination.

We are the Commander Shepard to your Seren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532431
We love you too. Still a faggot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531530
I LOVE YOU EBOBA-CHAN
Save us from succuslut forcers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532432
Go turn into an alp Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531714
Except the majority hates succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532432

And we are the Jan Sobieski to the worlds Vienna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532430
Well if they weren't, they probably are now. Good job Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

So how would you fix a mindbroken guy after slaying his waifu and freeing him? Are there like come down drugs to wean him off orgasm addiction and waifu mind control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532440
Bonnet tipper please, why do you go "save" human boys and deny them pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532440
If you kill my waifu better kill me too or I will hunt you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532444
Because anon always goes for abusive jerks when they could have a nice girl instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532440
He's already broken, might as well give him the sweet release of death

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532448
how do you know she didn't brainwash you into loving her, and believing that you love her of your own free will?

do you even remember how you met her? ask yourself: who is this "waifu", really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532431
Ewwww
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532440

Long spreads of therapy. Giving them a shock to the system helps. Combat footage has a strange effect, sometimes it'll just make something go click, could be man's primal drive for war and violence. The side effects are not nice though, and its often preferable to keep them in a longer therapy process.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNR7oOdIKh8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532453
Oh come on, the only incident that I know of was the Amazon that showed some pictures of her "work" on her husband because he left to go buy groceries, other than that I haven't heard much complaining

[Anonymous No.]

2 Questions: Ushi is the Japanese word for "Cow" isn't it?

So how come Ushi-Onis look like arachne variants rather than a cow-like Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532464
So what, you give them war and violence to fill the void that used to be occupied by their waifu?

Is this how paladin hit squads are born?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
Oh boy, I'm late to the party
Well, here goes nothing

1. Don't care
2. DFC preferably
3. >playing party games
Solid Snake I guess. Or Big Boss
4. Equal
5. If it's something really important than together.
6. Ehhh, EMG anime?
7. Fluffy tails
8. Dear
9. Yes, many daughterus
10. Don't care as long as it's not forced from any side

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532431

You're alright, fagget

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532476

Mind broken sex slaves my friend, not ones that are legitimately happy with their waifus, and that is our emergency method, in case nothing else works.

You also seem to be under the impression that I am a Pally, which would be incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532484
So what are you then, a bonnet tipper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532324
Thats the average draw of a 15yo, I dont see anything wrong here. Give it some time and he will improve a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532467
Amazons always show off their bedroom pictures to their friends, it's just the way they socialize, like old ladies showing off pictures of their grandchildren. Except that instead of grandchildren it's your ahegao face and pov shots of you tearfully eating her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532405

Congratulations!

You have been paired with Friendly Fire Dragon. This veteran of the Gate War was hit by a stray round that took off most of the right side of her face. In her pain and blind rage, she roasted the soldier responsible alive in a kneejerk reaction that she's regretted every waking second since. The whole incident was buried as she was quietly shuffled off and medically discharged.

While her wounds healed as good as they were going to, her mind did not, and she suffers from massive PTSD. The merest sight of a lit match can trigger her flashbacks of incinerating her squadmate, her friend. When she went crazy and wounded several people during a city fireworks display, she was locked up for her safety and the safety of others. Her short stint is up and she's been adamant in being allowed in the program.

She's very intelligent and has a great sense of humor when she's not depressed and dwelling on the past. She keeps a number of phantom of the opera style half-masks in a pouch at her side with different expressions and has fun swapping them out without a person noticing to match her current mood.

She's grown to like the cold, ice, and nighttime, has wrapped it around her like a blanket, better numb than hurt.

She'll seem distant as you first get to know her. But the more warmth you show her, the more her cold exterior will melt.

In time, she'll come to crave it. Your hand in hers, walking beside you in a summer shower, her wing held like an umbrella over your head. She won't forget and she won't forgive herself, but she'll find the joy in living again.

And when your daughter blows her first puff of flame, she won't shake, she'll smile with that half a face and cuddle her to her breasts.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532475
I think 'oni' just means 'demon'. So when you remove it from the context of the oni being a tall, horned, human-like creature, you just get 'cow-demon'. It doesn't necessarily need to look like an 'oni-cow'.

So it's not odd that she has more than 2 legs, plus she does keep the horns. Also, looking at other drawings of the ushi-oni demon the mg is designed after, there are many depictions in which they have 6 or 8 legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532487

No. I want nothing to do with either of those groups. I simply am for myself, and for my fellow country men. Monster Girls are welcome, we just don't take kind to kidnapping.

http://i.imgur.com/SUG2Nf9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532516
Kidnapping is a way of life for some mgs, don't be such a prude.

[Anonymous No.]

After overcoming my crippling laziness I finally present Alp Adventures Chapter 10. Complete with alp bullying and sexy times!

http://pastebin.com/UjYUYEvY

Also, since it came to my attention a while back that I was being confused for Alpanon, I'd like to clarify that I am not him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532430
I offer this to my defense

http://puu dot sh/bQOk9/0f25787550.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532506
I'm jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532038
it's an agreeable sameface though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532516

What are you then, a PETER PUFFER?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532517

And they have the right to their own, not to me. Its not being prudish its having self respect. And respect for my countrymen.

If its that big of a deal then they should kidnap people who won't get retribution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532526

Nah, I just prefer being willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532504
You know Amazons are the type of girls who take pictures of them beating you up and post them to the net right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532530

BULLSHIT

I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532533

I am now picturing R Lee Ermey and an Amazon in a shouting match.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532531
But she would never let them leave her Monsterbook page, it's just for her group of friends, right? There's no way she'd actually put them up on some porn sites without my knowing. We agreed, the pics were just for her.
Am I an amateur internet whore now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532539
If you really miss them than necro all the threads beneath us and post a new thread so this one falls off. If you keep it on topic for all of them it shouldn't even be bannable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532542
>Am I an amateur internet whore now?
Yes, and I'm sure you love it, you little slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532544
>necro all the threads beneath us
Do what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532545
Amazon please.

at least be gentle with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532536
>You call this raping me? I've seen recruits fuck up their first field strip harder than you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532547
Bump them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532553
Ohhh

Yeah necroing 24 threads'll really make us welcome won't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532550
>>12532536

>"I BET YOURE THE KIND OF AMAZON THAT WOULD LET YOUR HUSBAND WEAR CLOTHES AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO BEAT HIM UP!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532558
>"I'VE BEEN FUCKED HARDER BY THE IRS! YOU CALL YOURSELF AN AMAZON?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532558
No, she put that behavior to rest.

http://imgur.com/a/Ji741#5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532553
Pretty underhanded thing to do, just embrace text only and take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532562
Jesus Christ, anon.
Stop. You're killing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532545
>Somewhere, a lizardman is schlicking it in a dark room to pics of your amazoness waifu treating you roughly.
>Tagging videos of your "private bedroom videos" as +amateur, +rough, +crying, +pov, +married couple
>Pics and videos of you in some gazer's porn folder. OPs in forums asking for "more human boy abuse like this plz". Eventually your bruised and pussy juice covered face is only a google image search away
>"I would never do this sort of thing with someone I didn't trust!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532565

I don't think you know who R Lee. Ermey is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532557
I didn't say it would be a good idea or that we should do it. Besides
>caring about /jp/
This board should have 6 pages like old /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532571
>caring about /jp/
I don't. I care that they're not constantly telling us to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532565
>there are amazonesses who allow they're husbandos to wear clothes around the house
>there are amazonesses who allow their husbandos to leave the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532568
Stop making me want this. don't want to be a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532579
Yes you do you filthy human, all of your kind want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532577
wow. Are they married to a man or a wild animal? Wandering out of the kitchen WITH their clothes on? Who knows what kind of trouble they could get in to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532577
Yeah anon wanna know what they're called?
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532477

Congratulations!

You have been selected for illegal immigrant Chupacabra! This little washboard goatsucker was caught without papers wandering the ghettos of MGC and preying upon the unwary for sustenance: wallets, purses, bags of takeout, nothing was spared.

She doesn't speak a word of English and hates communicating with anyone who isn't a man. Around any figures of authority she'll behave like a cornered animal, but alone with you she'll stick to you like glue.

Given the opportunity, she's always anxious to work hard and bristles up when she thinks she's being looked down on.

At night, when it's all quiet, she likes to curl up in your lap and whisper sweet romantic nothings in your ear in her native tongue. When you've had a really bad day, she'll pull your head into her lap, stroke your hair, and sing you a lullaby in her strange language.

When she starts to pick up English, she'll try so hard to articulate how she feels about you. When you tell her how much you love her in her traditional words, she'll turn bright red before dragging you off to bed like a cavewoman and showing her appreciation all night long.

Even when she learns to speak almost perfectly, and you have to strain to hear her accent, she'll still sing for you and whisper those sweet bits of pillow talk in your ear.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532583
But I want to be pure for my future wife, not getting filmed getting degraded by some strange rough monstergirl .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532589
You think that will stop a fucking Amazon?

Best plan is to fucking run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532432
>Champion of Free Will
>Indoctrinated Slave
I think you've got us mixed up there pal.
Why don't you calm down and praise the sun? Her shining rays nourish all without distinction.

[Anonymous No.]

human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532588

I think this will be my last one tonight. I'll pick it up in the morning. Or someone give me one that's not done yet and I'll do one last one. First response gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532588
Does this include free bicycle transportation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532600
more like

human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532600
don't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532600
They're here in this thread. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532602

Count yourself lucky she got this instead of deportation. You do get free bus passes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532600
>>12532604
>>12532605

KHAAAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532601

>>12531396

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532600
More like Bishounen.
Of which I am one.
Aw-haw, man, I'm so good at conveyance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532584
it takes one of those hippie pinko dykes to let their man have control over them. next thing you know and they'll be getting jobs too, and not getting married by the age of 18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532615
I bet the degenerates hold hands in public

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

Sorry guys, not feeling well.

Regardless I'll work on the scifi story and post it when it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532623
Well take it easy man, don't make yourself any worse than you already feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532349

And now here I am grinning like an idiot.

I don't really have a collection yet, and I'm not sure how long it'd take me. All I've done so far is the other two, and I have the third in my head for the next thread.

But I promise whenever I feel like I've thought one up that someone would enjoy, I'll post it here in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532615
See, this is why no man in their right mind wants to marry Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532623
ゆっくりしていってね

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532601
>1-N
>2-N
>3-Godzilla
>4-Equal
>5-N
>6- Card game or RT styled strategy game
>7-Scales
>8-Sweetheart
>9-Y
>10- Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281

1. I don't care if she's stronger than me or not so long as she isn't a violent bitch.
2. I like a range of cup sizes, but shape and how they look on a girl is more important than size. That said, there's no such thing as too small but there is definitely such a thing as too big. Cow tits are disgusting.
3. Ridley seems like he'd be OP in Smash because he can fly and I wouldn't want them to nerf the flying. Not sure who I'd want in Smash.
4. Equal
5. Yes. I don't respond well to stressful situations.
6. Bromont's VN. I know you said near future, but fuck you, I can dream.
7. Human skin is best. Don't care if the monster parts are scales, features, fur, or slime so long as it's not bug parts.
8. >Implying I like pet names
9. Big yes.
10. Succubutt or paladin doesn't matter so long as they're not preachy dicks about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532631
sorry you want your mgs to be spineless cucks, you dumb slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532639

Lol no, just virtuous ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532639
I'd personally enjoy being in an equal loving relationship with my waifu than be some random Amazon bitch's living dildo/ cook

[Anonymous No.]

Do you folks like chubby foxes?

http://exhentai.org/g/738449/147642ab5e/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. Mewtwo. I can dream, damn it. T-T Ridley would be a close second.
4. Switch while in private, tacitly equal in public.
5. N
6. KC releasing Jörmungandr, Níðhöggr and Quetzalcoatl (preferably with the latter as a species, but whatever).
7. Scales
8. I have a name. It is [redacted]. However, I would accept "Treasure," "My Lord," "Master" and "My Love."
9. Y
10. This is a good post, lewdtrojan69XOXO. Refrain from shitting on it.
...
Revenge! Revenge! I am SMAUG! I kill where I wish. I am strong, strong! My armor is like tenfold shields. My teeth are like swords. My claws, spears. The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt. My wings, a hurricane. And my breath, death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532653
>equal relationship

So you let her watch you be an NTRing whore getting gangbanged by a bunch of red oni, and have her lick the pussy juice off your dick? How nice of you, slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
1. N
2. N
3. Mewtwo. I can dream, damn it. T-T Ridley would be a close second.
4. Switch while in private, tacitly equal in public.
5. N
6. KC releasing Jörmungandr, Níðhöggr and Quetzalcoatl (preferably with the latter as a species, but whatever).
7. Scales
8. I have a name. It is [redacted]. However, I would accept "Treasure," "My Lord," "Master" and "My Love."
9. Y
10. This is a good post, lewdtrojan69XOXO. Refrain from shitting on it.
...
Revenge! Revenge! I am SMAUG! I kill where I wish. I am strong, strong, strong! My armor is like tenfold shields. My teeth are like swords. My claws, spears. The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt. My wings, a hurricane. And my breath, death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532677
>Not knowing the definition of an equal relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531396

Congratulations!

You've been paired with burglar alligator girl. Standing at seven feet tall, she's still growing and maturing. She comes from a huge cajun family and always thought it was unfair that other people had the things her family needed and wanted and couldn't afford. So she took them.

Stealing from docks and ports and shipping containers, she got away with it for a very long time, and was going to stay put away for a very long time. Only the wide publicity of her family's plight and the madeforTV movie about her story built enough public support to get her out while she's still in her late-20's.

She's charming and affectionate and wears her heart on her sleeve. For her, family always comes first. Everyone else is secondary. She loves to walk and swim and bask in the sun, and her favorite treats are marshmallows. You can get her to do almost anything with a bag of jumbo staypufts, and might lose a finger if you tried to hold out on peeps.

She's not picky about her work and will cook or clean or work day labor or any job she has the skills for without complaint as long as the money is right. And she stores and counts every cent like a Tanuki. She never wants to see her family go without ever again.

The only times you ever worry are when she says she really wants to show her affection for you, that someone like you deserves something nice for sticking with her and being so good to her. You can tell she's getting that itch again, and you make sure to stop it before it begins. All you need is her, and you let her know it every day.

She also has a dozen little sisters who adore you. Her only comment on the matter is "Take as many as you can support."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532686
Damnit, posted the wrong quote.

This is for this guy.>>12532637

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532683
What did you expect from an Amazon? They're duller than the Elemental Plane of Hammers when it comes to romance and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532677
Nothing but monogamous cuddling, handholding and passionate sex for this man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
Eh, why not?

1. N
2.Y
3.Haven't played a console game since the NES. Let alone enough to worry about the new Smash.
4.Sub or Equal
5.N.
6.Anime
7.Fluffy
8.Sweetie sounds like it'd be nice to be called.
9.Y. Many.
10.I don't care about the debate so long as I'm left out of it.

Unlimited Touch Fluffy Tail Works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532669
>Fat old man
WHY IS THIS A THING?!

WHO LIKES THIS SHIT?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532708
Japan. Fuckin' Nips, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532708
http://exhentai.org/g/681319/30fda7a59a/

Fine, how about tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532711
Do they go into her ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532588
Maximum HNNNNNNGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532669
That is fat, not chubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532720
And it's hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532680
By #10 I mean it was your post that is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532669

I like old foxes.

http://exhentai.org/g/653175/cf1cce770d/

[Anonymous No.]

And were back on page 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
N
N
Mewtwo
Switch
Y
MGQ New Game + updates
Human Skin
Sweetie
Y
Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532742
>"Welcome, young one."

And I'm erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281
Doubt you'll actually get to mine but I'm bored
1. I'd rather us be more equal if possible.
2. I'm part of the church of Hathor.
3. Haven't played smash since the second one years ago.
4. Equal
5. I can handle myself but I would prefer she can also.
6. I guess it'd be the anime, though I'd like some figures as well.
7. HEALTH
8. Doesn't fully matter to me but I'm not a girl so don't call me a girl name.
9. You're damn right.
10. Both extremes are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12531281

Let's see if something comes from this, I guess

1. N
2. N
3. Other (Isaac, though Robin is the next best thing in that regard)
4. sub
5. Y
6. Possible EMG animu
7. Scales
8. Anything she'd like
9. Y
10. Can I say I'm neutral but with a small bias towards succubutts?