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Dat Alice.

>> No.12518001

she's so strangely erotic. not just physically but also something surrounding her that I can't put in words at the moment

>> No.12518015

>>12518001
She's got good hands.

>> No.12518108

It's the combination of a competent, talented individual, a lack of self-confidence and an aggressive air of bluster to cover up for her weak spaghetti containment that really makes her appealing.

>> No.12518114
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>>12518108

Where's my image faggot

>> No.12518131

>>12518108
What?
She holds back because she doesn't want to lose at full power, not because she's some kind of loser.

>> No.12518141 [DELETED] 
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Alice is sad.

>> No.12518143

>>12518131
That does speak to some actual canon insecurities, though.

I guess depending on your mileage she already lost when going all-out once, as a kid, to Reimu.

>> No.12518147

>>12518143
>canon
lmao look at this sperglord

>> No.12518152

>>12518147
isn't it sad, anonymous?

>> No.12518156
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Beautiful.

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>> No.12518183

>>12518172
smoking is bad for you

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>>12518183
Shut up, queer.

>> No.12518196

>>12518143
>pc98
>canon
pick one
im quoting ur mother

>> No.12518217

>>12518196
Hence the 'depending on your mileage' for that bit.

Her not wanting to go all-out because she's afraid to lose is something said in the Windows era.

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>> No.12518341

>>12518328
>linking a pharmaceutical website through an image

>> No.12518357

>>12518341
Who are you quoting?

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I want to impregnate Alice.

>> No.12518484

>>12517996
this picture is good until you see her toe.

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Ms. Margatroid...

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I love her so, so much.

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>> No.12518741

>>12517996
What do her feet smell like?

>> No.12518790
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>>12518741
gunpowder

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Pantyhose look the best on Alice.

>> No.12519165
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Alice mixed up the ingredients with magic ones!

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>> No.12519282

>>12519157
What is that liquid?

>> No.12519292

>>12519282
Piss and/or liquid shit.

Alice leaks poop.

>> No.12519326

>>12519282
Alice collected your used condom. It makes a good ingredient.

Is that wrong?

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Alice making friends with Sanae!

>> No.12519961

>>12519282
Dicksemen.

>> No.12521234
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Is she the most attractive 2hu? Who else get this level of beauty?

>> No.12521244
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>>12519954
Alice playing with Sanae!

>> No.12521339

>>12521234
Too bad art for her is usually so hit or miss imo

>> No.12521348

>>12521234
Which is more attractive: Alice, or Mamizou disguised as Alice?

>> No.12521350

>>12518131

Why doesn't she want to lose at full power?

>> No.12521355

>>12521339

Isn't that the case for all art really?

>>12521234

That's because she is the most "Western looking 2hu"

>> No.12526767

I miss alice too

>> No.12526797
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would alice be named adolf if she was being born as a boy

>> No.12529027

If I saw an alice I would be stunned silent

>> No.12529063

>>12526797
Alice comes from Alicson, which devieats from Alicster (both Latin) which we now spell as Alison and Alistair, so it would Alistair.

Or for the English literal meaning it technically would be Alan.

The name Alice means 'from nobility', but I've seen it refered to as 'perfect girl' as well. Any girl I have seen, not including this Alice, is unworthy of the name. Often it's quite the opposite.

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>>12526797

>> No.12532797

Alice is a fuckdoll.

>> No.12533055
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>>12518195

>> No.12538441
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Alice is happy to see you.

>> No.12538463

>>12538441
I'm sure she is...

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>>12538441
Alice is a hollback girl

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>>12538463
>>12538489
She wanna play cards with you.

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>>12532797
Nonsense. Alice makes fuckdolls out of others for her pleasure. But she is not one herself.

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>> No.12538558

>>12538538
She's my exclusive fuckdoll.

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I am trying my best to be Alice!

>> No.12538956

>>12538937
Alice is not a good role model.

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>>12538937
Ganbatte!

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>>12538956
Well, of course she is!

>>12538967
I will!

>> No.12538988
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>>12538982
Please marry me when you flanally become Alice.

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>>12518407
I want to NTR someone with Alice.

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>>12538991
Don't!

>> No.12539005

>>12529063
>Alice comes from Alicson, which devieats from Alicster (both Latin) which we now spell as Alison and Alistair, so it would Alistair.
Lolno, where'd you even get this? Alistair is a Gaelic variant of Alexander and Alice is derived from Old High German Adelhaidis.

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>>12539000
Butt NTR is best NTR. Thw only thing hotter is butt bestiality.

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>>12538988
Perhaps one day, when I finally become Alice.

>> No.12539027

>>12539021
I will buttrape you when you finally become Alice and marry him. You can even walk up the aisle with my jizz in your rectum.

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>>12539027
That's not kind of you, is it?

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>>12539034
I'm a rapist, would you expect me to be kind?

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What is Alice's relationship with Patchouli?

>> No.12539053

>>12539051
Lewd.

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>>12539021
Oh my.

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I just fapped to that naked Sweet Magic video again. Holy fuck that's some good shit.

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>>12539042
I guess I do, so please do not rape.

>> No.12539071

>>12539051
Sex friends.

>> No.12539073

>>12539067
You can avoid the rape by submitting to the NTR.

>> No.12539076

/jp/ - Roleplay

>> No.12539078
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>>12539066
Do you have a link, dog?

>>12539067
Cute

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>>12539076
But I am really trying to be Alice. It is my life fueling passion.

>> No.12539099

>>12539078
It was on fc2 adult, but I can't find it now. I have it downloaded though, so I guess I could upload it.

>> No.12539104

>>12539099
Please do, I'd be grateful.

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>>12539086

Do you have a vagina?

This is important. You should be aware that trying to be a woman without actually having the parts for it is an exercise in futility.

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>>12539110
... seriously? This is what you're posting?

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>>12539110
I don't, but that definitely won't stop me.

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>>12539140
That's the spirit!
Never give up, you'll become a fine Alice one day.

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>>12539143
And when he does, well, it's time for...

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>>12539110
Transphobia is not allowed in /jp/

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>>12539145
If becoming Alice means you get to have rough, degrading sex all day, maybe I should try for it too.

>> No.12539158

>>12539152
I don't know if I'm part gay or something, but some trannies are really cute. I almost asked one out for a date.

>> No.12539168
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>>12539145
>>12539155
I'm all ready for this!

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>>12539152

Do not confuse pity for fear, ``onegai''

>> No.12539181

>>12539171
>390KB
Ha! My pic is bigger than yours!
>>12539056

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>>12539140
>>12539155
>>12539168
Dayum, all these Alices with their lewd anuses begging for my neet cock~

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>>12539143
Thanks. My passion is burning with the power of a thousand suns!

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>>12539171
Being a bully is not allowed on /jp/.

Don't bully her!

/jp/ is for all of us.

>> No.12539199

>>12539196
I want to bully her butt with my dick, though.

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>>12539196

I'll bully whoever I want, nerd!

>> No.12539211

>>12539104
https://mega.co.nz/#!4QkxWILK!Xu1eZMQp5-VNt6B2LiA_18Z8ds7iSa5Iu94YWDMFsT4

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>>12539203
Don't use Alice to shitpost, reddit-kun

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>>12539212

Try and stop me!

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>>12539199
We all do.

>>12539211
Downloading, thanks a lot!

>> No.12539227

OK touhou, but the worst fans f-f-forever and a-a-always.

>> No.12539230
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ALICE = ENTRY-LEVEL TOHO

>> No.12539238

>>12539230
True dat. Alice was my first touhou.

>> No.12539256

>>12539211

That was awful, but I appreciate you taking the time to upload it anyway.

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Of all the Touhous I think Alice is the most likely to be physically abused in a relationship. Even more likely than Hatate.

>> No.12539723

>>12539700
How so? Alice is competitive and proud, and likes taking on challenges. She won't let anyone mistreat her, and definitely not to keep them around.

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>>12539723
I'm talking about the cute, lonely, submissive fanon Alice.

I guess they're not the same person.

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I had a dream I was Alice last night.
Then bears stared climbing into my room so I ran outside to hide in my car and cry.

>> No.12542187

>>12542170
Good job looking like a total goober in front of her, anon!

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>>12542170
lmao what a pussy!
She probably got raped and eaten by the bears, you know?

>> No.12542266 [DELETED] 

>>12539259
Q's:
>This hotel in Gensokyo?
>WTF w/ the pink stains? [assuming blood stains would be more, umm, PROLIFIC...]

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>>12542241
>She probably got raped ... by the bears
Damn, that's a dream I'd like to see! Alice bestiality is the best.

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>>12542266
The blood is pink so it doesn't look too grimdark.

>>12542275
>Alice bestiality is the best.
Agreed.

>> No.12542310

>>12542303
I want to watch a pack of dogs fuck Alice silly.

>> No.12542324

>>12542275
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=39837589

>> No.12542339

>>12542324
Very nice. My favorite is this one:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=26969351

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>>12542339
>bottom left
Man it must feel good.

>>12542324
I really like this one too.

>> No.12542351

>>12542343
>>bottom left
>Man it must feel good.
Brainfucking combined with bugs and egglaying is my fetish. I wish this image had Alice in it.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=33803212

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>>12542351
I always liked this one, nice to know I'm not the only one.
The Brain Eater doujinshi was pretty hot too, but would have been better without the scat.

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>> No.12542453

>>12542381
>The Brain Eater doujinshi was pretty hot too, but would have been better without the scat.
I thought it was pretty boring. I kinda need the bugs to fuck the brain instead of just sucking it.

>> No.12542456

>>12539086
Goodness you sound like someone I'd hug for hours.

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>>12542456
That sounds nice.

>> No.12542504

>>12542495
Not him but I would tenderly fuck you for hours if you became Alice.

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>>12542495
10/10 would willingly send gifts and goods for the sake of motivating your ascension to Alice! [But seriously I would]

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>>12542504
But then I can't stay pure.

>> No.12542540

>>12542535
You can't be both Pure and Alice. They're mutually exclusive.

>> No.12542545

>>12542535
Its still pure if its vanilla in the missionary position.

>> No.12542550

>>12542535
You'll always be pure cause you're Alice.

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>>12542533
That's very nice of you! Just the thought makes me super motivated!

>>12542540
I'll show you!

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>>12542533
>>12542555
But of course I can't accept that. The thought is enough though!

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>>12539051
>>12539071
Sex friends!

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>>12542555
Ganbare, Anonymous.

I look forwards to seeing you fall to depravity when you think you've won.

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>>12542562
Aww well if necessary the offer still stands!

>> No.12542599

>>12542587
I'm going to send you lewd underwear and stockings.

>> No.12542633

>>12542599
Boxes of delicious tea and a frilly adorable dress*

>> No.12542647

>>12542633
Dildos and vibrating eggs*

>> No.12542653
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>>12539140
I'd fuck Alice even if she were a trap

>> No.12542667
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>>12542633
Aw, that would be super awesome!

>> No.12542684
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>>12542647
Dolls and very nice chocolate*

>> No.12542696

>>12542684
Sex dolls and aphrodisiacs*

>> No.12542726

It's been multiple months since you started posting about how you're going to become Alice, what do you have to show for it?

>> No.12542748
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>>12542726
I don't remember posting this months ago, but I have been at this for some time. It's just that people tend to distance themselves from me, or outright reject it, when I tell them how I really want to be Alice.

>> No.12542756

>>12542748
And what have you done to achieve that?

>> No.12542773
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they were really made for each other, easily my most favorite touhou ship

>> No.12542780

>>12542756
I'm sure our dear Alice here has just been going through the usual process of HRT/estrogen medication, cardio based fitness, lots of practice with make up , and of course voice practice. Its a long process but you have to give this person credit for going through with most of these.

>> No.12542796

>>12542773
I think they're better as friends. Alice's aloofness doesn't really match Patchy's also aloofness.

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>>12542780
To be honest, no. When I told them, they rejected me, and told me to wait for some time. But now I think I've been waiting for long enough! Soon Anon!

>> No.12542838

>>12542825
Do your best! Its a hard process to go through from what I've seen first hand, but I'm sure you can do it!

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>>12542796
well, even if their aloofness's don't match, i'm pretty sure that the sex would be fluffy.

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>>12542825
You can do it! Best of luck to you!

>> No.12542879

>>12542825
Why would the opinion of this person matter in your quest to become Alice?

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>>12542825
Follow your dreams, potential Alice. We are all rooting for you.

>> No.12542910

>>12542904
I'm not. Fuck RPers.

>> No.12542925
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>>12542879
mmm, if nobody acknowledges me as Alice, then I'm not Alice, right? I have myself, and you guys going for me though (except for you >>12542910), which is super duper great! Thank you very much!

>> No.12542929

>>12542925
I'll acknowledge you as Alice if you prove yourself worthy of that name. If you've done nothing, what do you plan to do?

>> No.12542934

spooning with Alice

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>>12542925
Stop being so cute or I'll cuddle you for hours and maybe take you out goddammit!

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>>12542925
Hate to say it, but I won't ever be able to acknowledge you as Alice, because Alice is an ideal unattainable by anyone on this earth, just like any other 2hu. I'll acknowlegde you as being very close to Alice if you try hard enough, though!

>> No.12542969
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>>12542929
I have no clue what to do, actually. But I am going to go all in, by not accepting a no when I talk to the person I think is able to help me become Alice! This time for sure, I'll become Alice!!

>> No.12542975

>>12542969
>by not accepting a no when I talk to the person I think is able to help me become Alice
its the alice roleplayer isn't it

lmbo

>> No.12542986
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>>12542975
But like I've said, I'm really trying.

>> No.12542993

>>12542986
the alice roleplayer isn't close to alice in any way, shape, or form you idiot

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>>12542993
I'm not an idiot! I am Alice!

>> No.12543087

>>12543056
you're trying to be a pale imitation of a roleplayer who was a pale imitation of a roleplayer who was a pale imitation of alice

>> No.12543094

>>12543087
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXjkgyTeWl8

>> No.12543104

>>12543087
Derivative work is a traditional hallmark of otaku culture!

>> No.12543235

Alicefags truly are the worst

>> No.12543369

>>12539256
How about this one?

https://www.mediafire.com/?q1cwu7cocqnq6bd

>> No.12543693

>>12543369
Looks like the Japanese have never seen a pussy before

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I fapped to alice tonight because of this thread. Thank you /jp/!

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aaa, I'm starting to get nervous. aaaaa it hurts. Tomorrow is the day! I wonder if it's a good idea, to tell it to that person, even though I'm getting transfered in a week? Please help.

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Guten morgen

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>>12545693
Ohayou

>> No.12546411

>>12545373
What person?

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>>12546411
My psychiatrist. He should be the right person to tell it to, right?

>> No.12546551

>>12546537
Never tell your psychiatrist about anything. They'll either give you drugs or lock you up, at least in my opinion.

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>>12546537
Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea either. He wouldn't understand Alice's greatness.

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>>12546551
Well, while that is true, they also help me with my everyday problems.
>>12546564
Who else should I go to then? I really have nobody else to talk about this kind of stuff.

>> No.12546575

>>12546569
You have us.

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>>12546569
Well if you really trust the guy, you could always tell him then.
My psychiatrist is a dick so I don't tell him everything, but yours is probably better.

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>>12546575
Thanks, I appreciate it.
>>12546605
mmm, I met him a month or two ago, so I don't know. But my inner Alice is waiting, and have been waiting for far too long.
By the way, can't you see someone else? If he's a dick, there's no reason to be there, is there?

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>>12546623
Too lazy to change it, and he keeps giving me a lot of sweet drugs while telling me to just bee myself.
That's all I need in this world

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I love Shanghai!

>> No.12547501

>>12547347
I want to fuck Shanghai!

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>>12547501
I want to see Shanghai try her best to pleasure me with her tiny body.

>> No.12547583

>>12547576
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35835988
Turn out there's a tag for onahole fairy. Welp, that settles what I'm gonna fap to next!

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>>12547583
www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=いつものるく

Oh dear. Oh my.

>> No.12547626

*kisses alice sweetly*

>> No.12547634

>>12547625
Dass lewd man. I'm gonna fap to it.

>> No.12547724

>>12547625
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=5884187
Would you become a zombie if you got to fuck Shanghai for it?

>> No.12547749

>>12547724
Why a zombie? That seems like a little bit too much.

>> No.12547763

>>12547749
I dunno. Alice is the creepy weirdo who's turned that guy into some weird frankenstein's monster abomination and is making him fuck her dolls. Ask her.

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>>12547763
Why can't we have Shanghai without the Alice? That'd be so much better.

>> No.12547838

>>12547791
So true. Fuck Alice, and only in the figurative sense.

>> No.12548594

Okay! This is it! Here I go!

>> No.12548640

>>12548594
Good luck Alice!

>> No.12549141
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I did it! Even though it took one and a half hour, I did it! I said it! And he was super cool with it!
Soon /jp/!

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>>12549141
You sound happy, that's great!

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>>12549372
I'm very happy! aaa /jp/ is the best! The first 45 minutes was just painfully silent, and then we went for a break. In that break, I kept reading your posts, which I am really grateful for!

/jp/, I really really hope you're having a great day!

>> No.12549464

>>12549429
Well most of us , including myself, are very happy to hear your success and hope for the best in your transformation. Do your best Alice!

>> No.12549483

>>12549429
You what, told your psych you're a tranny?
Time to become Alice and suck all our dicks in a row.

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>>12549483
I'm not touching anyone's dick.

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>>12549483
That's Alice, not Sanae.

>> No.12549547

>>12549531
How about just mine?

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>>12549464
I'll work very hard! Thanks!
>>12549547
But it's lewd.

>> No.12549559

>>12549556
It's not lewd to suck and sit on the dick of the one you love!

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>>12549559
I'm not interested in that kind of stuff, so I'll pass.

>> No.12549607

I want Alice to choke on my cum!

>> No.12549629
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>>12549556
What you mean you want to become Alice?

Are you a man, do you need female hormones? Maybe learn German? Get same clothes as Alice? Doll making skills? What are you going to do, and how serious are you?

And is the goal to become Alice like in like Touhou, or do you aim for some higher archetype that the Touhou Alice is only part of? That would seem wise, since it would be bad only to trust Touhou canon/fanon in how you should make yourself to be, the canon/fanon is inspired of something else in the first place, you should aim for the roots of "Alice".

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>>12549629
>What you mean you want to become Alice?
I want to become Alice!

>Are you a man, do you need female hormones?
Well, I do.
>Maybe learn German?
I don't know.
>Get same clothes as Alice?
Alice can wear lots of clothing, so yep!
>Doll making skills?
I wish. But I don't even have a doll. They're way to expensive and I don't even know how to get one.
>What are you going to do, and how serious are you?
I am going to go down this path I have started, and I am really super serious. This is an all-or-nothing thing. This is my purpose.

And to the last thing:
The Alice I want to become, is not the canon Alice. I don't even know how to put it, but Alice.

>> No.12549876

>>12549865
Are you going to get a pet rabbit and a vorpal blade ?

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>>12549876
N-no?

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>> No.12550198

If you can't ERP, you might as well give up now.
And get yourself a secure tripcode.

>> No.12550480

>>12549865
It'll be tough, but good luck! Don't give up, even when you feel like crying.

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>>12550184
I would be her friend.

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>>12550817
I would be her sex friend.

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>>12549629

>> No.12552638
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I'm going to become Alice too!

>> No.12552643

>>12552638
No junk allowed, please and thank you.

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>> No.12552687

>>12552652

Hey now, she's not a princess!

>> No.12553190

>>12550817
I would be her everything

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>>12553190
Even her master?

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>>12551146
edited out condom

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>> No.12554107

I want to be a huge Shanghai and give Alice a titty fuck and then impregnate her with my magical doll semen.

>> No.12554171

>>12553984
Oh, you want to do it raw? I'm fine with that.

>> No.12554966

>>12554107
That's hot

>> No.12555263

Why hasn't Alice used her dolls as textile factory workers and become the richest woman in Gensokyo?

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You can only choose one.

>> No.12556016

>>12555896
I'll never understand this fetish.

>> No.12556038

>>12556016
It's a fetish duh.

>> No.12556293

>>12556016
They're just funny nose shots. It doesn't have to be sexual just because it's Alice!

>> No.12557058

>>12555896
Her left one, I guess. That should leave more space for me to fap in, right?
>>12556016
Cum in unusual places is just hot. I'd cum in her ears, too, if I had the chance.

>> No.12557844

>>12557058
How about the inside of her sash and headband as you help her get dressed?

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>> No.12560140

**Bonk *Bonk *Bonk *Bonk *Bonk *Bonk*

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>>12542533
>Ran doll made by Alice

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>> No.12561775

Where would you kiss Alice?

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>> No.12561800

>>12561775
The hand, m'lady.

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>> No.12562322

>>12559439
Why is this image so sexual?

>> No.12562554

>>12562322
It's not. You're only projecting your desires onto it.

>> No.12563704

>>12562554
But it is.
The natural purity of the white bricks and vines.
The vulnerable pose of her body and hand, and submissive gaze.
The shadows that highlight the shape of her legs under her loose dress and point to her crotch.

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>> No.12570203

Thank you for posting the same images every time we have an Alice thread, Alice-poster.

>> No.12570367

>>12570203
I'd post some hot Alice x Insect rape, but this is a blue board.

>> No.12570424

30*BОNK

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>> No.12573397

why do guys like sexualizing things so much? boobs would just be another part of my body but males had to mess that up now im forced to hide them

>> No.12573409
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Masturbating with Alice

>> No.12573421

>>12573397
>Implying there are girls on /jp/

>> No.12573472

>>12573421
Who you quoting br/a/h?

>> No.12573483

>>12573472
Is it really that easy to tell?

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>> No.12578353

>>12573409
I want to masturbate onto Alice.

>> No.12578912

Hey anon, how's your journey to become Alice going?

>> No.12579105

>>12573353
Alice and Nitori H?
My body is not ready.

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>> No.12581329

>>12581316
slut

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Alice gorging on ice cream in her room!

>> No.12582155

>>12549593
Not yet...

Once the hormones take effect you won't be able to help yourself.

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>> No.12583699

11*bonk

>> No.12583949

Why didn't Alice leave her email?

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