Kaguya thread

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Kaguya thread Anonymous Tue Sep 23 19:24:36 2014 No.12515008 [Reply] [Original]

Someone help me I'm about to do something extremely ungentlemanly. Like slapping her ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 19:28:44 2014 No.12515023 File: 2.67 MB, 2000x2000, 1411245489378.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 20:08:33 2014 No.12515111 File: 733 KB, 822x860, f51ee56b5e4fd371f514049a7b392b96.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 20:14:03 2014 No.12515125 >>12515023 Kaguya's slimy summer anus pressed against your face!

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 20:56:32 2014 No.12515232 So what does Kaguya do all day? Play games?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:17:16 2014 No.12515300 >>12515232 Masturbate

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:17:55 2014 No.12515302 File: 335 KB, 800x900, 1353508594863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ayy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:24:08 2014 No.12515328 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxfh5jOHv8A

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:32:50 2014 No.12515360 >>12515300 Dude, you can't masturbate all day. At least I can't. Do you think she reads H-manga and watches porn?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:49:03 2014 No.12515404 >>12515360 Women have no remission period, the only thing stopping them is how exhausted they might become.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:15:05 2014 No.12515523 >>12515404 Do girls masturbate all the time then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:22:56 2014 No.12515550 >>12515523 More than you do, they just dont admit ii. ;)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:25:03 2014 No.12515561 What does her pussy smell like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:28:51 2014 No.12515576 >>12515561 NEETscent

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:32:37 2014 No.12515593 >>12515550 Wow, they must masturbate a LOT then

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:38:20 2014 No.12515612 >>12515576 Don't worry EETs, I'm a NEET and I smell fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:43:24 2014 No.12515637 >>12515612 That's what you think. Everyone can smell the NEETscent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 01:04:08 2014 No.12515975 >>12515550 Being able to masturbate until you pass out must be great. I oftentimes feel like continuing, but I always have to wait at least half an hour or something before that. I'm so jealous!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 01:15:28 2014 No.12516002 >>12515975 You can do it with your butt ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 01:17:55 2014 No.12516012 File: 111 KB, 249x250, 2hu149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12516002 Eeeeeh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 01:41:40 2014 No.12516057 >>12516012 Don't trust anyone who uses emotes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 01:45:31 2014 No.12516070 File: 1.51 MB, 1755x947, 1348951954836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12515232 ゆっくりでいいさ。

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 01:46:46 2014 No.12516073 >>12516057 I was presuming the post was made by a woman, so I naturally concurred that it would contain an above-average amount of retardation. Jokes of ill taste aside, I honestly am jealous of that, if it is indeed true that they can.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 02:43:18 2014 No.12516186 Daily reminder that EET stands for EiEnTei.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 03:13:11 2014 No.12516283 I desperately need pictures of Kaguyabutt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 03:35:46 2014 No.12516336 >>12516283 go to a booru, pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 03:46:06 2014 No.12516363 File: 166 KB, 480x640, 1336253571605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kaguya's sweet NEET feet treating your face like a seat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 04:34:15 2014 No.12516477 >>12516186 Daily reminder that EA means Early Access as well as Electronic Arts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 04:55:42 2014 No.12516541 File: 184 KB, 595x567, 14c61b6213493ff992d87945702e819f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't wait for a Long Live the Queen mod where Kaguya replaces the original princess and still get killed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:00:39 2014 No.12516550 >>12516541 But being dead is something Kaguya can't do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:09:34 2014 No.12516579 >>12516550 If you can't kill something, you're not trying hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:10:42 2014 No.12516581 >>12516579 But that's her entire shtick, aside from the time power things! Even Ghostface killer Yuyuko can't kill hourai being like Mokou and her.

Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:13:46 2014 No.12516591
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>>12516581
Of course you cannot "kill" her.
But you can destroy her. Spank her for a few hours, throw her in Tchernobyl's nuclear plant, tie her to a cannon and throw her in the sea, and the pain will destroy her mind and make her a vegetable.
If that's not death, I don't know what it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:15:52 2014 No.12516597 >>12516591 Nigga, she's the lunatic princess who has been killed and killed for hundred of years. I'm sure she can handle a lil mental stress.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:17:10 2014 No.12516603 >>12516597 >who has been killed and killed for hundred of years I'm gonna need your source on that, because as far as I know, after being executed by the lunarian, she went freely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:19:12 2014 No.12516608 >>12516603 it is literally said in IN

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:20:29 2014 No.12516611 >>12516608 She may not mean it literally. After all, she rambles about boredom being a killer quite often in the books. Plus spanking is my fetish, so I'll keep on inventing excusees to apply it to Kaguya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:21:04 2014 No.12516614 >>12516603 Did you forget the immortal health nut who runs a yakitori stand, her nemesis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:22:27 2014 No.12516616 >>12516614 I did forget. I stopped taking them seriously after : - the food fight in Inaba - Mokou's remarks in IN where it's suggested she stopped caring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:23:37 2014 No.12516621 >>12516591 This is my fetish. Kaguya sealed in a cement block dumped in the middle of the sea. No one would ever find her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:24:39 2014 No.12516623 >>12516616 She only "stopped caring" after they fought for hundred of years, being bored as fuck and all. And now they still fight, since dying doesn't mean shit to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:25:46 2014 No.12516625 Princess, you're not a nurse. Take that uniform off this instant.

Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:26:26 2014 No.12516628

>>12516623
So they're fighting just because they're used to it? Pathetic.

>>12516621
>your fetish
>not wanting to bare Kaguya's perfect ass
>not wanting to slap Kaguya's ass and watch it as it goes from scarlet red to white again
>not wanting to caress Kaguya's hot ass as she's crying from the pain and humiliation
I don't get you, mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:27:44 2014 No.12516632 >>12516591 Why doesn't eirin just use a paddle or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:27:44 2014 No.12516633 >>12516628 Well, duh, it's not like there's anything else to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:28:32 2014 No.12516635 >>12516628 I don't get you either. 'cept the "she's crying from the pain and humiliation" bit. All sadists can relate to that.

Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:30:40 2014 No.12516640

>>12516632
I have no idea. I tried translating the description (with Google), and apparently that's just the first part, but the artist never made a sequel.

>>12516633
True.

>>12516635
It is sad that we cannot be friends. Should we capture a Kaguya one day, I would be forced to kill you and keep her for my own twisted pleasures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:32:54 2014 No.12516644 >>12516640 Well that would be just uncalled for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:36:53 2014 No.12516652 >>12516644 Better safe than sorry. I can't have you crawling to my basement and abduct my Kaguya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:48:35 2014 No.12516676 >>12516652 Still uncalled for. Is Kaguya the only one you'd have? I could leave you two alone if she means that much to you. Plenty of fish in the sea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 05:57:56 2014 No.12516692 >>12516676 Go after Mokou, she's immortal too. You'll be able to seal her in a cement block again. And again. Or do that to Byakuren, she's a hypocrit bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 06:27:30 2014 No.12516716 >>12516611 what with people and spanking recently?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 09:38:24 2014 No.12516994 >>12516716 I don't know, but I hope whoever wrote the Hatate story will find that thread and feel inspired. I could use some Lunarian ass.

Anonymous Wed Sep 24 09:51:20 2014 No.12517022

>>12515975
you might think so, but after a while of doing that your brain becomes addicted to the hormones that are secreted during the orgasm, so if you don't do it often you start feeling really shitty.

twitchy, shaky, irritable, easily angered, constantly depressed and sometimes get that really annoying urge to break something.

you're going through constant withdrawal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 09:52:55 2014 No.12517028 >>12517022 And you end up fucking an outsider.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 10:02:38 2014 No.12517060 >>12517022 So a woman then. Interesting

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 10:05:02 2014 No.12517065 >>12517022 You just described a woman during full moon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 10:16:40 2014 No.12517100 >>12517065 it happens to everyone if they fap way too much. men too

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 10:18:22 2014 No.12517107 >>12517100 So, in a way, a man masturbating too much becomes a woman? Gonna stop surfing on /d/ for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 10:19:51 2014 No.12517112 File: 557 KB, 800x1130, 1398456724378.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Less talking, more kaguyaing. Kaguying?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 10:52:42 2014 No.12517214 >>12516994 Who don't you go bother him on his archive page instead of derailing threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 10:59:24 2014 No.12517234 File: 90 KB, 411x294, create_kaguya2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LISTEN WELL, YOU HOURAI NEET!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 11:05:14 2014 No.12517260 >>12517234 >shit create.swf comic Go away kimikomuffin, you're still a faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 24 14:45:41 2014 No.12517865 File: 356 KB, 700x700, kaguya ponytail1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12517112 The proper term is guyaing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 03:17:33 2014 No.12520227 File: 1.74 MB, 480x270, uFucknFaget17.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12517022 I would like to express my doubt on your post.

Anonymous Thu Sep 25 05:59:29 2014 No.12520627

>>12520227
i was speaking from experience. i did a bunch of tests on myself where after fapping like 5-6 times a day i was really cranky and irritable in the evening/night.

after i reduced that amount to 1-2 a day, it subsided, plus i started noticing more motivation to do stuff.

things like sexoholism are real. while some faggots will try to put it down, fapping has the same effect, people get addicted to the orgasm, no matter where it comes from.

all stupid moral, religious and social stigmas/taboos aside, it has a real effect on people.

>showbiz strars to just ordinary men or women, are said to encounter sudden uncontrollable + ambivalent emotions like sociopathic anger, panic fear, poor memory, quick change of behavior etc.
>panic fear

maybe all the excessive fapping is responsible for /jp/ being so easy to panic and fearful of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 06:08:10 2014 No.12520647 >>12520227 nuking your brain's dopamine receptors is not good

Anonymous Thu Sep 25 06:30:54 2014 No.12520698

>>12520627
>>12520647
Oh, I never thought about it like that.
In my experience, saturating my libido causes me to be more stable emotionally; I do get finicky if I don't vent it every now and then.
Not that I've ever reached those numbers, seeing how exhausted I am after even one, I'd probably pass out after three consecutive sessions.
Well, as consecutive as they can be when you've got compulsory downtime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 09:57:06 2014 No.12521214 File: 132 KB, 1280x720, kaguya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kaguya is the best 2hu.

Anonymous Thu Sep 25 10:17:51 2014 No.12521243

>>12520627
what do people think morality is? morality is the degree to which something is right and good. theres always posts about morality being stupid and stuff. without morality, the only thing that leaves, is nihilism. just needs to be realised. dismissing any morality is being a nihilist. only 13 year olds and people with bipolar are nihilists

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 10:52:34 2014 No.12521297 >>12521243 silly moral taboos such as "you'll go to hell if you fap" and such which have no foundation and don't explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 13:07:59 2014 No.12521701 >>12521297 Sup 13 years old kid How's school going?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 13:40:53 2014 No.12521783 >>12521701 oh, so you're some kind of uneducated redneck who still believes he'll go to hell if he faps. no wonder. go back to /b/ or wherever you're from, boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 13:47:05 2014 No.12521805 >>12521297 Morality is constructed to make life better. For example, it's immoral to fuck your sister, not cause there's anything wrong with fucking your sister, but because societies where it's not moral end up with more birth defects.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 14:00:06 2014 No.12521855 >>12521783 Where the hell are you getting that from? Quit acting like a little kid.

Anonymous Thu Sep 25 14:04:34 2014 No.12521873

>>12521805
societies where wanking off to porn is immoral have higher ratio of rape and literally no upsides. why is it immoral again?

>>12521855
you find attacking and insulting random people's opinions out of the blue gives you some kind of childish gratification. a /b/tard acts that way.

you're the kid here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 16:24:11 2014 No.12522292 >>12521873 They're saying that everyone already knows that fapping isn't immoral, and that you sound like you need to announce it like you just figured it out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 16:32:48 2014 No.12522327 >>12522292 everyone here knows. outside internet many people still think you go to hell or get hairy hands from fapping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 25 18:13:56 2014 No.12522607 >>12521805 Yet the Lannister are still in good position in Westeros... >>12522292 But fapping IS immoral : a kitten dies each time you do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 05:57:21 2014 No.12524900 File: 342 KB, 1016x490, prominence_148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That thing looks comfy as fuck.

>>	None !u.ddykRmDU Sat Sep 27 07:51:56 2014 No.12529393 File: 55 KB, 515x576, 1397950693747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12521214 Silly Anon, you misswrote Yorihime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 10:20:22 2014 No.12529623 >>12516591 Is there more to this? I want to see a crying Kaguya.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 10:27:02 2014 No.12529636 >>12516591 im not sure i understand whats going on is eirin on a spanking rampage or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 11:35:00 2014 No.12529793 >>12515008 That artist is bad and you should feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 14:03:16 2014 No.12530345 >>12529793 ur a faget

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 14:09:25 2014 No.12530372 >>12529793 Why should I feel bad for wanting to spank Kaguya? She's sexiness incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 14:42:07 2014 No.12530520 >>12521243 How many threads are you going to post this pasta in?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 18:04:45 2014 No.12531249 >>12530520 Too many, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 28 17:04:37 2014 No.12535222 File: 110 KB, 473x263, 1393256926710.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 02:43:22 2014 No.12540685 I love Kaguya more than anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:58:05 2014 No.12544989 >>12540685 Gay.

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