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Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:10:20 2014 No.12511449 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

what touhou would you be friends with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:13:10 2014 No.12511459 Mima.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:18:36 2014 No.12511474 Alice

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:23:58 2014 No.12511487 I'd try to be friends with as many as possible, having magical humans and powerful supernatural creatures as enemies seems like a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:28:14 2014 No.12511508 Reimu

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:31:37 2014 No.12511520 sometimes I lie in bed thinking about how cool it would be to get drunk with wriggle and getting chased out of the shrine by reimu for being too loud

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:32:10 2014 No.12511522 >>12511449 None, I mean, I wish I could, but I know very well I'll end up as a faceless background character. I'll just be fine by having a little farm and watching the 2hu passing through the human village. That's all I ask.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:33:37 2014 No.12511525 File: 37 KB, 208x212, 1394090177636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12511520 sometimes I dream about being bullied by reimu

Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:34:47 2014 No.12511530
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Yuuka.
She's an extremely powerful youkai, so she'd be handy to have around.
She probably doesn't have many friends, being a renowned horrible sadistic monster. This loneliness might make her a bit more desperate for other sounds then screams of agony and fear wherever she goes, such as friendly greetings.
She'd probably refrain from instantly murdering me if we were friends.
So long as I stay on her good side and she's in a good mood, I could probably stay over. A giant flower field would be a nice thing to look at if I don't get close enough for them to eat me. I'd even make breakfast to her taste.
But then again, perhaps I've got a death which.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:37:26 2014 No.12511535 None of them would want to be friends with me, so the best I'd manage would be to get eaten by some low-tier youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:38:37 2014 No.12511538 File: 793 KB, 1000x1423, 1404242340459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12511530 Sleepovers with Yuuka! Don't wake her up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:40:41 2014 No.12511545 File: 262 KB, 737x1200, 1392145194700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12511530 Are you going to plant your seed into her soil?

Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:45:05 2014 No.12511558

>>12511545
I'd be too afraid to try, but when her sexual frustration builds up and she violently rapes me, probably breaking some bones, I won't be able to stop.
She might even feel bad about Professor X'ing me and help me get better, fostering me in her house and ensuring that my legs are healing fine, aided by flower power.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 19:57:20 2014 No.12511586 >>12511449 Almost all of them. I'd really want to be friends with Futo, Miko, Shinmyoumaru, Kogasa, and Reimu. Not sure about Seiga though. She seems sketchy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 20:13:20 2014 No.12511633 >>12511449 Is she for sale?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 20:15:45 2014 No.12511641 >>12511538 I'm gonna take her hat when she's sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 20:19:32 2014 No.12511657 >>12511633 Yeah, two hundred nip dollars a pop, twenty more if you cum inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 20:20:45 2014 No.12511662 >>12511641 If you're lucky, she'll laugh at you and take her hat back. If you're unlucky, she'll scalp you alive. Good luck wearing hats after that. Sure hope you two are good friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 20:23:45 2014 No.12511664 >>12511662 If we're sleeping on the same bed, I'm sure we're more than good friends.

Anonymous Mon Sep 22 20:29:10 2014 No.12511681

>>12511449
Reminder
>Q: If you could find yourself trapped in a hotspring with two of your favorite characters, who would it be?
>ZUN: Give me a minute. *Drinks his beer* Well, thinking about it, it can't be the weird characters after all. Please let it be Reimu and Marisa then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 20:30:57 2014 No.12511685 Reisen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 20:36:08 2014 No.12511703 >>12511530 But Yuuka isn't really the sadistic bitch you think, and she's friends with Reimu and powerful youkai anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 20:37:44 2014 No.12511709 >>12511681 They probably bully him a bit when he goes to Gensokyo to gather data about the new games and written works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 20:44:42 2014 No.12511739 File: 200 KB, 1000x850, 1408858968126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 21:24:07 2014 No.12511891 File: 84 KB, 500x667, 2 fly 2 handle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reisen

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 21:30:30 2014 No.12511903 Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 21:31:32 2014 No.12511905 Marisa because she seems like a bro and down to fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 21:37:17 2014 No.12511911 >>12511449 the cool one. you know the one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 21:42:10 2014 No.12511921 >>12511449 Shou because Tigers are cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 22:33:56 2014 No.12512042 File: 272 KB, 1200x1000, 055a4407067e2fa41ecb7da4d98bea2f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My buddy Sekibanki

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 22:36:24 2014 No.12512047 File: 233 KB, 700x512, Cirno 47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12511911 Good one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 22:38:42 2014 No.12512054 I'd like to be friends with the fairy gang, if for no other reason I'd like to be able to call prank favors on other people. I'd really like to hang with the Onis (Suika and Yuugi) to refine my taste in Sake. of course, I want to fuck all of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 22:38:51 2014 No.12512055 File: 63 KB, 600x737, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12511449

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 22 22:50:45 2014 No.12512081 File: 2.68 MB, 1920x1080, Flan wwii.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12511681 >hesitates to sink his touhou's in the water. >Vampires can't handle water. >ZUN's favorite touhou's confirmed to be Remilia and Flandre.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 00:26:26 2014 No.12512306 >>12512081 Does ZUN only swim in holy water or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 00:50:29 2014 No.12512390 File: 891 KB, 981x1200, 1399210997344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be fuck buddies with Komachi which hopefully leads to a serious relationship and then marriage. I would make some many babies with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 00:58:15 2014 No.12512408 >>12512306 All water ZUN touches is holy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 00:59:26 2014 No.12512415 >>12511739 hey

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 01:09:54 2014 No.12512444 File: 122 KB, 1000x850, hey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512415

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 01:57:04 2014 No.12512546 >>12512444 stop that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 02:13:13 2014 No.12512589 File: 177 KB, 390x366, 1401647724557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512546 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 02:17:04 2014 No.12512607 >>12512589 I want to place that yukkuri in the trash

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 02:18:43 2014 No.12512613 >>12512607 and then close the lid slowly while it looks at me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 02:29:13 2014 No.12512645 I'd go drinking with Suika and Yuugi Isn't anything like getting rowdy with oni

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 02:45:10 2014 No.12512688 File: 134 KB, 1117x732, aya world.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512546 >>12512607 >>12512613 I'm breeding them just so I can release them in your neighborhood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 03:09:48 2014 No.12512744 >>12512688 You got yourself $26k in the hole just to destroy one neighborhood? That's some dedication man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 18:56:04 2014 No.12514944 File: 60 KB, 414x275, 1378509863923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512688 they must breed very fast

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 19:25:22 2014 No.12515011 >>12511449 I'd be friends with Yukari so she can use her gaps to help me achieve my life time goal of fucking myself in the ass with my own cock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 19:28:42 2014 No.12515021 File: 481 KB, 561x800, 1408375417556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12511681 Wow, ZUN has shit taste in 2hus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 19:29:41 2014 No.12515027 >>12515021 Reimu and Marisa aren't very likely to eat him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:08:26 2014 No.12515270 >>12515027 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:24:26 2014 No.12515329 File: 536 KB, 980x800, 1393617896769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512546

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:24:35 2014 No.12515330 >>12515270 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:25:33 2014 No.12515335 File: 38 KB, 467x631, 1393558807093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12515330 you're frustrating me.

Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:30:06 2014 No.12515351
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>be friend with youmuu
>practice kendo in the forest everyday
>practice for days until we are exhausted
>take a shower under a waterfall
>go fishing something then roast and eat it with rice
>lay down on soft grass and then take a nap cuddling with her
>brb cry

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:31:44 2014 No.12515356 >>12515335 Kimeemaru is pretty based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:33:06 2014 No.12515361 File: 1.14 MB, 1440x900, 73e9d988514b3f5872b372054f6a69e3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BFFs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:34:08 2014 No.12515364 File: 88 KB, 800x800, 1401082848745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12515351

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:40:04 2014 No.12515381 File: 183 KB, 1000x1000, 1377232784681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12515335

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:44:00 2014 No.12515389 File: 507 KB, 750x1200, 1253987505086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Playing kamiasobi with our little god. or Hula hoop

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:46:58 2014 No.12515398 Tough question. Marisa, Reimu, Patchy... hell, imagine the amount of knowledge you could gain by being with Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 21:54:32 2014 No.12515423 Do you think kimeemarus are all minions of Aya, or do you think they tease her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:06:55 2014 No.12515493 >>12515423 i think the kimees tease real Aya

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:21:13 2014 No.12515538 File: 450 KB, 800x1131, 41254197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12511530 Yuuka needs a friend to brew her hot chocolate after she gets back from surveying winter flowers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:50:21 2014 No.12515648 Which Touhou likes giant robots? I'd be friends with that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:52:02 2014 No.12515653 >>12515648 Sanae

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 22:55:34 2014 No.12515661 >>12515653 >Sanae Cool. She's my BFF then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 23:42:39 2014 No.12515798 File: 398 KB, 580x771, 1395143530852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12515648 the one that makes them

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 07:47:31 2014 No.12525080 File: 178 KB, 850x1258, 23231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12511449 Kogasa She is fun and won't eat you Probably

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 26 07:51:59 2014 No.12525094 Marisa. I have plenty of things to steal, so it would work out.

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