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Which 2hu would you worship?

>> No.12508685

the monster boat ones. :^)

>> No.12508693

>>12508676
I worship the one true God. Having another before Him would be a violation of the Holy and Sacred Ten Commandments.

>> No.12508698

>>12508693

Have fun wanting to stick it in God you blasphemer.

>> No.12508710

>>12508693
Amen.

>> No.12508714
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12508714

Best God.

>> No.12508912
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>>12508714
All your faith are belong to us.

>> No.12508915

this is a tough one

>> No.12509130

>>12508693
Amen.

>> No.12509234
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12509234

May thy fatigue vanish at the sound of her voice.

Ohayougozaimasu.

>> No.12509240
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12509240

Crown Touhou

>> No.12509246

>>12509234
Because you'd ba deaf

>> No.12509302

I would make them worship my dick.

>> No.12510338

>>12508676

Alice

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>>12508676
I'd worship the sun goddess

>> No.12510794
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>>12510700
I want to work at her shrine!

>> No.12511040

>>12508714
Without question

>> No.12511053

>>12508693
>>12508710
>>12509130
Why so Christian, /jp/?
I'm proud of you

>> No.12511175
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12511175

Lady Knowledge.

>> No.12511212
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12511212

there is no alternative for me

>> No.12511230
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12511230

After reading this: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2004273/chapters/4343484

There is only one choice for me

>> No.12511238
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12511238

Some would call me a deluded cultist in the service of an inhuman, omnicidal power. I'd call myself a devoted servant, friend, and lover.

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>>12511053
>mfw 'Christian image-board' is real

>> No.12512276

>>12508676
how the fuck can they just walk around with those toy guns, they don't even have an orange tip

>> No.12512284

>>12512276
That doesn't look like the US and not every country is retarded

>> No.12512343

>>12512284
>carrying realistic weapons in public
>not retarded

>> No.12512921

>>12512343
>not carrying real weapons
>not wielding your raifu for your waifu

>> No.12512929

>>12512214
A lot of people on /jp/ happen to be delusional.
If a lot of them are also Christian, it makes perfect sense.

>> No.12512959
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>>12512929
Why you bully?

>> No.12512992

>>12512959
I'm pointing out that there are people are delusional here and there are people who are Christian here, and that both are likely correlated. Not that they're both absolute fact.

With that said, calling me a bully proves that at least one person is delusional.

>> No.12512996

>>12512959
Suffering is part of the Christian tradition.

>> No.12513011

Not the baka.

>> No.12513018

>>12512992
Except I'm not the one who came into this thread implying that other people are delusional. You're just a big jerk who feels the need to derail this thread into an argument over religion. Do you really want people to shitpost each other with
>tips fedora
>tips crucifix
that bad? I may post on /pol/ but that doesn't mean I want to shit up /jp/ with that stuff.

>> No.12514197

>>12508693
Amen.

>> No.12514211

>>12513018

Just to be sure... you aren't a filthy atheist ? Or worse... a protestant scum ?

>> No.12514261

>>12508693
Amen.

>> No.12514280

just a quiiiick reminder that His Holiness Pope Francis has Wriggle Nightbug on his phone background.

>> No.12514287

>>12514280
What a faggot.

>> No.12514310

>>12514280

Please vatican kill him and elect a Filipino. Francis is a fucking submissive faggot. Reforming the church and being so much of a little bitch that even the dalai lama doesn't look like a weak ass faggot traitor to his own believers and people is a different thing.

>> No.12514330

>>12508693
Amen.

>> No.12514373
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She's based on Omoikane so I actually prayed to her before. Yukari is a close second.

>> No.12514706

>>12514373
Are you Japanese

>> No.12515162
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>>12514211
It doesn't matter which you are, Jesus loves you all.

>> No.12515178

>>12512284
And in Vermont, Arizona, and Alaska you CAN walk around with real rifles.

>> No.12515183

>>12514310
But they had that with Pope Benedict and they chased him out Anon.

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>>12508676
cherry cheesecake best 2hu

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>>12511238
Omnicidal? Brother, you have been deceived by Eggy Sheggy disinfo! Our mistress would never kill EVERYTHING. How would she have any fun? Such loyal servants as us are simply consensual cases. Everyone of us are her playthings.

>>12514373
Our doors are always open friend!

>> No.12515374

>>12515196
oh so soft...

>> No.12516374

>>12511230
ReimuXOkuu, ReimuXFlandre, HELL YES

>> No.12517696

>>12508693
Was just about to post something like this. But it seems I've been saved the trouble.

Praise be to thee.

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>>12510700
What else but in the name of our Solar Mother, praised be her incandescence, glory to her almighty power and fluffy wings

>> No.12518703

>>12508676
look how pleased she is
i'll never make a japanese girl dressed as cirno that happy by worshiping her.....life is so cruel....

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>>12508676
hahaha 10/10 pic
Mishima would commit sudoku again

>> No.12519021

>>12519009
seppuku because of shame?
for failing to properly worship the cirno woman?

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>>12508714
You got wrong picture.

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>>12518703
Would you let her step on you, /jp/?

>> No.12519690

>>12518703

>i'll never make a japanese girl dressed as cirno that happy by worshiping her.....life is so cruel....

>i'll never make a japanese girl happy by worshiping her.....life is so cruel....

>i'll never make a girl happy.....life is so cruel....

iktfb

>> No.12519844

>>12514287
Agreed.

>> No.12519882
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12519882

Our exalted ruler!

>> No.12519969

>>12508676
>>12519651
>>12518703

She looks underage

>> No.12519994

>>12515162
What are Sanae's Ten Commandments?

>> No.12520057

>>12519969
and? :^)

>> No.12521300

>>12519994
1 - Thou shalt cum in her armpits
2 - Thou shalt cum in her ass
3 - Thou shalt cum in her pussy
4 - Thou shalt cum on her face
5 - Thou shalt cum on her tits
6 - Thou shalt cum on her ass
7 - Thou shalt cum in her hair
8 - Thou shalt cum in her eyes
9 - Thou shalt cum in her ears
10 - Thou shalt cum in her nose

>> No.12521324

>>12520057

What do you think anon

>> No.12526068

>>12513018
>Except I'm not the one who came into this thread implying that other people are delusional

Pointin g out that people might be delisuional is in no way bullying. What you're doing is censoring him and afirming that nobody is delusional on /jp/ while giving no proof of that claim.

You've done a prime example of why political corectness should disapear in a single post.

>> No.12526875

>>12526068
>afirming that nobody is delusional on /jp/ while giving no proof of that claim
He's the one making the positive claim that people are delusional. The onus is on him to prove said claim.
>pointing out that people might be delusional
Except he didn't say people might be, he implied people were in that snarky, pseudo-intellectual way that fedora tippers love.
>censoring
I think bullying should be condemned, yes.

>> No.12526892

>>12526875
>I think bullying should be condemned, yes.
/jp/ should be a bloody place.

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Great Lord Yukarin!

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>>12515196

>> No.12527237

>>12510700
How I learned to stop worrying and love the nuke-bird!

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>> No.12529753

>>12526894
only lesbos wear pants

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>>12508693
You worship Satan.

>> No.12531274

>>12531241
are you stupid?

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>>12531274
Are you?

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