Don't read this, it's a curse!

[Anonymous No.]

In 1998, a little boy named Timmy was enjoying a relaxing day at the beach with his beloved family. Being the curious and adventurous young lad that he was, he managed to sneak away from his family and traveled far enough away from them that they could just barely see him from where they were located. Little Timmy, while walking, then noticed a small lizard beanie baby sitting in the sand, looking up towards him. They exchanged greetings, and then, feeling daring, Timmy said, “I betcha can’t lick my buttcheeks!”
The lizard replied in a confident tone, “I bet I can!” Then, the lizard beanie baby’s tongue stuck out a few centimeters in front of its face and stopped moving. Timmy, not understanding the situation, gazed at it in puzzlement. Suddenly, he heard and felt something slimy smack his precious cheek! He couldn’t believe it! It was as if most of the lizard’s tongue was invisible and that he could stretch it and make it move anywhere he wanted from any location!
Timmy, still feeling daring, then said, “I betcha can’t lick my buttcrack!” In the same confident tone, the lizard replied, “I bet I can!” and the exact same event as before happened once again. The lizard stuck out its tongue a few centimeters, and mere moments later, something hit Timmy’s bare buttcrack. This caused Timmy to jump in the air from surprise.
Timmy, angry that the lizard’s tongue violated his precious snap, screamed, “I betcha can’t lick my butthole!” This time, his voice didn’t have the daring tone that it had before. The lizard almost immediately replied, in a confident tone that sounded as if he knew precisely what would happen, “I bet I can!” Regretting his decision to dare the lizard immensely, Timmy began begging and pleading for the lizard to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

Despite this rather sad turn of events, an invisible, wet tongue smacked Timmy’s bootysnapcheekcrackhole moments later! The lizard had slurped his most prized possession!
Infuriated that his most precious spot was violated by the dirty little lizard’s tongue, Timmy attempted to kick the lizard. However, to his surprise, the lizard was somehow able to avoid the blow and crawl into his pant leg! Timmy could see a small lump on his pant leg slowly make its way towards his ass! Thinking quickly, Timmy used his hands to block its path. Feeling victorious, he smirked and began mocking the lizard. Seconds later, the lump somehow managed to effortlessly move right under the obstacles that were Timmy’s hands and continued merrily on its way!
Timmy, frightened, tried desperately to take off his jeans, but it was as if they were glued to his body! The lizard finally made its way to Timmy’s ass, crawled between his ass cheeks, climbed on top of his precious hole, and then stopped. As if it had stopped just to make Timmy even more frightened, the lizard began its mission as soon as Timmy’s dread became apparent. The lizard crawled all over Timmy’s bootysnapcheekcrackhole in a square pattern, stopped at each corner of the imaginary square for about a second, and then moved to the next corner.
Each time it crawled, each time it moved, a sinister rattling sound was heard, and tremendous amounts of tickle were inflicted upon Timmy’s ass! He could do nothing but try to endure it, but there is no way that any being in existence could endure having such concentrated amounts of tickle inflicted upon their ass. He screamed and pleaded for it to stop, but to no avail. The lizard continued crawling, and Timmy heard it let out an ominous laugh…

[Anonymous No.]

Now that you have read even a single word of this, the very same lizard puppet will effortlessly make its way to your bootysnapcheekcrackhole, and crawl all over it to inflict preposterous amounts of tickle upon your ass! To prevent this from occurring, copy this entire story and post it as a comment three times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470416
thanks for delivering the literary equivalent of a head injury op

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470444
you are welcome

[Anonymous No.]

spooky