Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Stories are fun edition

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bitly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

Remember to take it easy and be respectful of the board so janitor intervention is kept to a minimum. Try not to overuse reaction images, or delete them after, as image count can hit the cap several hours to over a day before the thread dies. Using sage has been recommended, though for most of the thread's life it'll be on autosage anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469092
>>12469090

Sun dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

Did one of you really un-satirically use the phrase "baby seed" last thread?

Now whenever any of you talk about momdom, I'm going to imagine that you're either Lutz or Frank from 30 Rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469090
hopping aboard the mia train.

second-best girl represent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469108
I like this thread better. It has Miia in it. And people talking about the Sun.

And it was made a little bit earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

Miia bros represent. Cerea and Rachnee fags are also welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469109

That was me.

The resident second largest faggot under Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469090
Who Paladin here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469128
DEUS VULT

[Anonymous No.]

I take it we're using this one, then?

[Anonymous No.]

Teh n00 hotn3ss

[Anonymous No.]

From last thread: non-arty guys, what MG related stuff would you do if you had the talent?

>Probably try to redo something like MGE with the fetishy stuff turned way down. I love the idea of a sexy monster manual, but I'd couch it as a normal bestiary with an added "interspecies dating guide" for humans (where all the illustrations just *happen* to be of attractive females of the species in question). Play up the potential problems and culture clashes, but don't have any rapists with sex powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469126
Ah, so you're a Lutz, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469136

No idea who that is. But sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
>Teh n00 hotn3ss
Come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469134
>don't have any rapists
0/10 would not read,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469128
Remove demon remove demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469144
I bet you're good at art of writing. You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469140
Whenever Crabnicholson can draw girls right she'll be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469141
You should probably go and watch 30 Rock then.

[Anonymous No.]

What if there were futa matangos that NTR'd people and left shit on their face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469134

This discussion was getting kinda sad in the last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/X1huUXVR

Paladin Reintegration Programme:

Some fucking atrocious thing I made during the last thread, now on pastebin because why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469151

I'd rather not.

I'd rather sit here and generate infinite entropy through procrastination and staring blankly at Microsoft Word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469152
What if everyone in this thread castrated themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469147
>Remove demon
By teaching them the values of justice and true love and thus making them good -and so technically angels, right? ...right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469143
B-but I was only pretending to be retarded!

[Anonymous No.]

It may have taken a month, but Laska and Me - Chapter 6 is up.

http://pastebin.com/M0YR6J0X

http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/85331047/Laska%20Part%206

Enjoy. Comments, feedback, etc, all very appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469152
MAXIMUM SHIT TASTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469155
I love it.

[Paladin-kun No.]

For those of you who didn't see it last thread: new Angel Fall chapter is up!

http://pastebin.com/kpbQVQJF

My updates will be slow now that classes have started again. I will try to push chapters out as fast as I can, however it will likely be every two weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469158
Tell yourself whatever lets you sleep at night

[Anonymous No.]

Hoo boy, Transcendence was a weird film to have on in the background while writing about a Succuvirus. Maybe I should watch Her, next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469162

That's nice. Jolly contribution, etc etc etc.

Whatever you attention mongering cuckold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469152

Every single Anon that visit these threads regularly (and has good taste) will summon a Djinn of immesureable fury and hatred, effectively bursting through their roofs, me included.

[Anonymous No.]

Well since everyone's doing it. Sequel to Moonlight Murders is up
Updates might be all over the place since I don't really know where I might take it

http://pastebin.com/ppf5cRgx

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469162
its shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469162
Huh, I haven't seen that picture before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469121
It's not even like when the threads were double on /a/ cause anyone made it. Asked if he was making the thread cause I already had the form filled out.
>Trying
>Failing
>I'll just post this one
>Posts it anyway
God damn it. I try to not use manga to avoid "how is this /jp/?" and "manga is /a/" shitposting, otherwise would have used something like that Kraken. Pretty sure Hound is dead after his earlier imgur posts.

>>12469130
Yeah, janitor's quick and cool about it around here so just one thread now. Do appreciate that.

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with all the paladin shit posting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
You know, if KC writes the"filth licker" off as having a tongue that has such efficient enzymes that quickly dissolve/neutralize the grime that she licks up, to the point where she could literally eat out your ass and then kiss you and you wouldn't even taste anything, I could probably like her.

But given that the chance of that happening is so low, I'm obliged to avoid her.
Then again, this is KC we're talking about...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469152
I doubt creatures that can't even move will be able to NTR anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469172
>covered in blood
>solution to all problems is murder or the fear of murder
Do you really think you're working *against* the demons, bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469179
Will there be more more Claire?

[Anonymous No.]

>wasting pic limit to paladins
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469191
Maybe. There's going to be more monsters regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469183
>Yeah, janitor's quick and cool about it around here so just one thread now. Do appreciate that.

Thanks, based janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469183
>>12469183
>Ask me if I'm posting the thread
>"Yes I'm trying"
>Posts one anyways
>Blames me for not listening
Don't get angry over something so trivial

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469128
I am the most paladin here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469202
yeah thanks based janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469183
Still alive, recovering, taking in fluids.
http://imgur.com/Uw8ixMG

[Anonymous No.]

>Apophis waifu
>Twin Apophis daughterus
>All three are possessive to the extreme

How do you fare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469213
Then go pray for your dead goddes, who can't permit the holy love between MG and their lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that http://pastebin.com/gZps6e5T exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469209
SS please.
Obviously it doesn't matter now and it's not "angry" but if someone's actually trying to work out who's going to post a thread cause both have windows open, you think to slow down and double-check. Bad enough constantly refreshing the index incase someone you don't know about is doing it.

>>12469222
That censoring. That colour. That's far too lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

Holst version please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469225
As long as all three don't expect me to be in three places at once, I'll be fine.

Seriously, what do I need, ulcers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469225
I'd prefer if they were obsessive, not possessive.

[Anonymous No.]

momdom apophis

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469240
Does she sound like Agiri there?
Because if so, Muh Dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469240

Momdom

Full-body massage

Her little man kneading and helping her tense muscles relax from behind, her body sweating in the heat of the parlour, her small "unfs" and huffs as he works out the cricks giving him a boner something fierce

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469240
I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
>likes to eat literal shit and filth
>likes to shove her tongue into her husband's mouth
Worse than matango? Worse than matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469240
>>12469244
>Motherly Lamia
>Has an almost mesmerizing voice every time she speaks
>Her eyes are always closed that is, until you accidentally break one of her antiques.

[Anonymous No.]

is this the kig thread?

[Anonymous No.]

The beginning of Human history is shrouded in mystery, forgotten and speculated very little. At some point, Mankind stopped running and hiding from Monsters of the world and began to fight back. A resplendent Empire rose, fueled by a Human spirit that sought out nightmares and terrors and pushed the darkness that held a grip on man's minds and instincts.

The Human Empire was born.

Time has passed since then, the empire has grown complacent, great heroes of legend have been replaced with cowardly and paranoid royalty. The Human Empire is crumbling, lands are being lost and the responding actions are too slow and too little. Multiple Monster factions make their way to the heart of the Empire, new generations seeking revenge, and older ones that never forgot.
A new conflict is in sight. Humanity needs heroes like those of old, to hold the torch and light the way…

http://pastebin.com/t092i88X

Which one /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
>Dispositon
>Melancholic, Spiteful

Well, this sounds like a first. Especially among other Zipangu girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469252
Just how "motherly"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469255
I dunno, do we look like one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469232

Why do I keep thinking that Holstaurus would be the main target for harmless friendly pranks from people? Like a duo of Anons sneaking up to her from behind, scooping her up by her armpits and legs and throwing her up and down, scaring the shit out of her. They'd then gently put her down and laugh it off together as she jabs them, telling them that it wasn't funny, like pic related. They then apologize to her and go away.

Little did she know that they would be back the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469261
She dotes on you whenever she feels lonely, and always asks how your day was after work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
>New MG is objectively worse than matango.
-10/10
god damn it KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469241
She has no nostrils. How does she smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
>>12469250
>They tend to prefer unhygenic, or mentally and physically fatigued men.
Kikimora at least are attracted to the idea of making them a proper man. Akaname are actual scumbag lovers. Rejoice, that hatred can move on to a legitimate target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469272
So what you're saying is, they didn't do what>>12469185 was talking about?

Well, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469261

not that anon, but my favorite kind of motherly is the kind that lovingly dotes on you at all times while still having a dominant side and being able to put her foot down when she needs to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469275
You misunderstand, anon.
Kikimora doesn't get hate because she loves worthless men.
She gets hate because she IMPROVES worthless men.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
>Everything about what I just read
I feel like I expectations were met, and yet...at the same time, they were not.

Not even a story sympathizing with some poor Akaname's plight will win over any hearts for this one. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469284
That's just silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469278
>You will never be part of a Mercenary Group, with a retired Holstaurus as it's current leader.
>She will never treat you and the rest like her children, making you lunch and giving you a knit sweater before you go to fight for some corrupt lord.

Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469284
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469275
>>12469282
>Kikimora loves lazy man
Where do you get this shit? Her profile says that they love working men. They can love lazy but it's exception and only if they are childhood friends or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469179
Woo, I am excite. Still digging the noir atmosphere along with the expansion of the setting.

I don't care how much everyone hates Manticores, I still feel bad for Claire. Plus yanderes are qt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469275
You should have focused on Devils and Beelzebubs in the first place. They take men and turn them into scumbags if they aren't one already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469284
>>12469287
Silly and wrong. I know some guys think gigantic humungo breasts are sexy but... there is a fucking line, gentlemen!

Not that I'm opposed to a plump, snuggling Lamia who wants to to snugglefuck you senseless... but that is just too much. And Cerea's tits there don't even look appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469284
Get outta here ya dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469295
>plump, snuggly Lamia

Damn typos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469291
I know it's an exception, but still, that's the bit everyone focuses on.
Either way, I think Kikimora annoys because you expect monsters to drag you down into chaos, depravity, and generally being a workshy wastrel 'cos you spend all your time fucking. Kikimora does the exact opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469293
I'm the kind of guy who really wants to be an MGQ Beelzebub's boytoy. Especially an old one who can't reproduce anymore and just wants a cute boy to snuggle and love on. And anally violate with her ovipositor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469284
Those chests? Nah.

Miia's snake-hips, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469284

>"Darling will love this"
>"Master will not object to this"

Except that he's a Leg Man. Git fukt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469282
>She gets hate because she IMPROVES worthless men.
But surely that's a good thing! Once she's done disciplining him, he'll stay a productive and valuable manly man that rapes the maido and dooes other productive things like I don't know, not being Akaname bait. Unless it was the idea that they don't deserve the chance to begin with but that's rather cynical and jaded to hate her for.

>>12469291
Well now you mention it that section isn't really big, but yeah, as >>12469304 mentions, people focused on it pretty hard. There was some edgelord shitposter in /a/ days that thought they were scumbag enablers that actively looked to serve NEETs that did nothing for themselves without question and got really mad about it. Was ridiculous, and wasn't too interested at the time so didn't read into it any deeper but that side often gets brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no slime girl childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469316
What happens if your Slime Girl gets too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469320
Giantess' are fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469274
It's an natural adaptation. Why would she want to smell all those dead bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469320
Empty out the pool in the backyard for her and just relax in her forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469320
[ ] Split her and sell the clones
[ ] Split her and keep the clones
[ ] Leave her in the sun for a few days
[ ] Climb inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469304
>you expect monsters to drag you down into chaos, depravity, and generally being a workshy wastrel 'cos you spend all your time fucking. Kikimora does the exact opposite.
You know, that actually make a lot of sense.
KC said MGs are fantasy where you can stop being a corporative slave and become careless guy who fucks a lot. So when mg makes you even more obsessed corporative slave than you were before, it's rustles your jimmies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469325
[ ] Split her and sell the clones
[ ] Split her and keep the clones
[ ] Leave her in the sun for a few days
[ ] Climb inside
[X] Panic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469316
I want to fondle a slimegirl's core and watch as she literally melts from the pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469162
>One did try to slip her number into the candy on a bit of paper, but Laska was quick to crumple it up and throw it away.

Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

Posting best cat girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469325
[x] Have her build a slime labyrinth in a deep cave built for two and live a long happy life with her living in her slime palace with her loving smaller self as she expands and grows and produces your loving daughters to send across the world looking for love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469278
>Milf holstaurus
My dick is not ready
but maybe it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469322
You're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469090
Oh the next issue of 12Beast will be a wonderful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469333
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469333
Nah. I prefer not used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469342

>You will never gently spread the Jinko and chuff her little tiger down below while rivulets of sweat and female juices runs down her inner thighs

True suffering awaits.

[Siz No.]

>>12469202
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469340
>that look on those harpy faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469226
>ilias
Didn't you know? MGQ was simply a movie made by ilias to show how forgiving and loving she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469364
You'd look scared too if those big things were falling for you.

It'd be like getting hit in the face with two soft beachballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469275
It sounds like Akaname's licking energizes their men and at least encourages them to stop being slobs though. There is at least that similarity.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh no~. I got honey all over my supple body~.
>And I just showered, too. Now I'll have to smell like Love Peaches AND Honey~!

Would you bite the bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469162
Why would slutwolf wear something like that around children

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469374
Only if she was a CoC Bee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469371
Shit, their sheer existence is enough to encourage me to be a proper man.
I'd hate to end up with a woman who licks up your ball sweat and then tries to kiss you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469374
Fuck it, I'm going in.
>>12469380
>CoC Bee
>Wanting eggs in your anus.
Back to /d/ with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469380

You are a braver man than I. I respect that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469386
Beelzebub

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469386
I'm totally alright with TiTS bees. The Zil are a great fetish. Though I love that bunny girl with the bee looks and the honey fluids fetish.

[ThunderBrother No.]

Falling Leaves out-of-context lewd scene: http://pastebin.com/Ngu1iZKh

For those of you who might have missed it in the last thread. If you guys would like more from this story, please let me know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469383
>Akaname makes you a proper man
>Akaname licks your ball sweat and then kisses you
>Therefore proper men are okay with ball sweat kisses
Yup, that's sound logic alright. Quick, someone give me a Nobel prize for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469374
Does she have threesomes with the twin lesbian plant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469276
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469326
So his fantasy is being unemployed? Chase your dreams KC...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469395
Oy vey, good goy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469392
The fantasies of Rachnera having the same equipment as the CoC full Drider girls in the swamp aren't bad either.

Poor Darling and his poor abused butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469374
No. I am more afraid of bees or wasps or whatever than anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469403
goyim goyim

muh semenkels

shabam shalom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469395
Would a Danuki's bushy tail feel comfortable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469402
>So his fantasy is being unemployed?
That's lots of people's fantasies. It's why they look forward to retirement or winning the lotto. The trick us being unemployed and not broke/in your parent's basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469374
No, I am afraid of bees and wasps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469409
Thick and swishy insides and soooooo soft bushy fluff across its length. Having pet a racoon tail when I went to the zoo, I know this for a fact. It isn't like a rat tail with lots of fur on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469386
Good, because it turns out that a group of Hornet girls set her up to do this in exchange for not killing her for her honey.

She will at least stay to comfort your broken body after you've been raped numerous times by the Hornet girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469409
You might say her tail has a rich texture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469403
>>12469408
Oh shush, /pol/. Danuki are not jewish. They're Japanese Businesswomen.

They angle to get cute gaijin boys into debt and sell them into prostitution and keep them for their own use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469424
Purest form of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469422
Oh Jew-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469422
>>12469409

My image limit standards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469265
oh man that's priceless
it sounds awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469427
Cool your tits, i'll delete my image soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469406

To be honest, I have gotten off to some of the buttplay stuff in CoC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469324
>>12469325
slimes will dissolve you if you stay inside too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469436
Eh, its not to everyone's taste. CoC is always nice for perversion though.

I really need to play more TiTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469440
That depends entirely on the setting though.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got any ghoul art that isn't the elf-with-red-bits from MGE? Reposting this for inspiration:
>Let's go back to basics: the ghoul looks like your favourite sort of zombieish undead (although she's actually alive). She isn't hurt by light, but bright sunlight is uncomfortable and she prefers to be active at night.

>By some combination of a terrible digestive but an amazing immune system she has to live off rotten meat, the older the better - and human by preference.

>You meet her in a graveyard at night, doing her monthly "grocery shopping". After the obvious apprehension and culture clash, you find you have a lot in common and -despite yourself - you develop a bit of a crush, which is clearly mutual.

>Through bullshit waifu magic, you gain similar immunities to disease in her presence; you won't catch anything nasty from her - however, this does nothing about her corpse breath.

>So: a) would you a?
>b) would you let her cook you dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna massage Cerea's horse legs after she goes for a 10 mile jog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
Vile creature, I say thee NAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469452
she would sit on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469416
But are you afraid of... Cazadors?!

http://i.imgur.com/h9hyg.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469430

The next day, they'd surprise her again by grabbing her by the shoulders and spinning her around until she gets dizzy. She'd scream at them in frustration, trying to catch them as they run away laughing. She'd end up falling on her butt after a few minutes of wobbling around the grassy fields in confusion and wait for her dizziness to fade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469234
>>12469238
Come on anons, you wouldn't like your family always wanting to be by your side?
>Your wife comes with you to work and you spend the whole day trying to get things done while she's coiled around you
>Everyone's afraid to say or do anything about it after what happened to Kelly in HR
>Poor thing, I heard she's getting out of the psych ward next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469452
I know that feeling. Lovingly massage her legs and rub down the sweat off of her hide so she doesn't take a chill. Lean in and gently lick a trail of clean, warm sweat from her back so she looks at you with shock and flustered blushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469449
b

[Anonymous No.]

1/2

Jerry Saunchon was a paladin whose heart was straight and true. And he bled and fought the Lilim in the Demon Wars for you.

Now the Order was the hardest bunch from here to Lescatie, and the men of Jerry Saunchon were paragons of chivalry.

On patrol deep in the forest, armor shining like the sun, they were jumped by three Dark Matter, though they weren't a match for one.

As they formed up battle ranks and rang out the alarm, the holy knights were sure they'd finally bought the farm.

No-one living saw the battle, though their page was quick to flee. And the scene that he came back to, no sane man could believe.

Torn to pieces were three Dark Matter, cut to ribbons all around. But not one paladin could be found.

There are stories of the Hero, last of Order's Pride. There are stories of the Horseman and the centaur at his side. But the tale that chills my spirit more, because I know it's true, is the tale of Jerry Saunchon and his crew.

I was slave to a kobold, trading silver from her mines. We were shipping precious metal to a dragon oh so fine.

It was on the second leg of that most uneventful rite, that the bandits appeared out of the night.

Now to me there was no question, for they had us four-to-one. And you can't fight dirty bandits when you have no hired gun.

So we stood by to be raped by monstergirls unseen, when another group appeared on the scene.

First we thought it just more bandits, but their warcry sounded long. Then we thought it might be rescue but their banners were all wrong

When they didn't answer our calls, we all felt an unknown dread, for we saw their swords were drawn and glowing red.

Now the courage of those brave souls is shown by very few. But we never knew that men could fight the way those strangers do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469466

2/2

Never fearing guns or numbers, like a Jinko to her meat, the strangers knocked the bandits off their feet. And the strangers swords burned brighter than all spells I'd seen before. And the strangers shields were harder than the heart of any whore.

As the battle tore the night while we stood with boots full of lead. The monstergirls were cut to bloody shreds.

Just as quickly as it started, then the fighting was all done. Oh the bandit gang was shattered and the cavalry had won.

Though we tried to call and thank them, not an answer could we draw. But their leader dropped his shield and this is what we saw.

There were thirty holes put through him and a gash along one side. And we knew when it happened, no paladin was alive.

For the markings were old Order. Deep inside us each one knew. T'was the men with hearts so true.

Now instead of riding off, the stranger then began to fade. First the horses then the armor as we cowered there afraid.

For as the paladins disappeared, the last to slip from view, were the bones of Jerry Souchin and his crew.


Skeleton Knights need love too guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
There are some things that are okay.

For everything else, there's Monster Girl General.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469162
When are you going to write vanilla sex between Laska and her dad that doesn't involve Zoe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469466
I want to see a shota Paladin get tenderly molested by a yandere monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469469
>>12469466

God damn that was cool. I liked it.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://imgur.com/tg0Nhw7
10 chapters in and we get a beach chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469476

You mean a squire. Some poor little sword carrier separated from his master, easy prey for a big strong lonely monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469486
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss you guys, don't let the monster girl love fade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469485
>http://imgur.com/tg0Nhw7

And while we've gotten a wonderful pool chapter with Musume... we clearly need a beach chapter with fun stuff focused on our resident mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469490

Where the fuck have you been, man? I imagined we were short one here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469486

>Squire gets lost
>Bumps into an Amazon
>She wants to sheathe his sword
>[sweating intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469497
and it ends up like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469497
Well, as I mentioned last thread, I am going to be writing a new story to go along with my Lich and Demon Lord stories:

It is going to be lots of Kraken momdomme and femdomme the grandson of the privateer captain who defeated her when she was her regular self before the rise of the Demon Lord.

They saved the harbor that day...

...but she has returned for revenge.

And cute little pirate cabin boy butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469452

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469510
LOEN!
It's you!

[Anonymous No.]

>I-it's not like I was waiting for you
>I don't enjoy your company on the way back to the temple, absolutely not
>After all, who could love a pervert like you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Life is mediocre as usual.
>One day you meet a gorgeous Holstaurus.
>She has a great personality and really likes you.
>Start dating.
>She is fun to be around, supports you, and is great in the sack.
>She lets you drink from her breasts.
>Her milk tastes like whole milk, you prefer 1%.
>Dump her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469514
>Preferring 1% over fresh milk
Damn Anon. Damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469514
Leave.
Leave and never return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469514
What has happened to leave you such a broken man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469477

Thanks. Been a little while since I did a song, but I saw the paladin posting in the beginning of the thread and I had to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469513
You know, you're actually kinda cute when you pout like that, Medi-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469510
Oh I'd love to give her a rubdown... she needs a sports bra though. Baring her midriff. Mnnnf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469512
he's ded jim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469525
Then...who made this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469518
>>12469519
>>12469521

He's making the 6 toes joke guys. I don't even like Seinfeld and I know that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469505
I wholeheartedly approve

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469494
Living ain't easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469523

>Medusii
>Not the cutest of all Lamias

They're so tsun that their hair is doubly the dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469528
Truly it will forever be a mystery that will never be solved
I guess we'll never know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469532
Ha, forgot pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469452
i just want to watch a Miia do a workout routine on a stripper pole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469544
>LipbitingDarling.jpg

Captcha: otherwife namsful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469510
Loen! People miss you!

>>12469528
Zophia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469510
http://imgur.com/FjcWQJW

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469544
I just want to see Papi twerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469536
Oh god, I love the idea of the hair being dere. While she is pouting and turning away all blushy and flustered, her snake hair is sliding towards the guy and tugging toward him, licking his cheek and playbiting his ear.

>"C...can you control that?"
>"Control whaa--EEK! BAD SNAKIES! BAD SNAKIES!"
>She glares at you like it was your fault.
>Hang your head in shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469551
>Hang your head in shame.
The correct response was to pet the snakes, then take her hand and/or kiss her. Baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469551
>You hold her chin in your fingers, declaring words of passionate love to her before giving her a peck on the lips
>"Y-YOU IDIOT! What do you think you're doing, you...you womanizing fool!?"
>Her snakes flail about wildly with joy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469558
Thats the reaction of a sane and intelligent romance protaganist that is confident and good with girls.

Everyone knows romance story protaganists are dense, dumb, and unwilling to put themselves forward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469133
I just learned about this MG, well, shit.
literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469567
Oh god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469531
>>12469505

You guys reminded me because of last thread.

Tasty Polvo Guisado for me. Cooked next, for the guy that was asking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469567
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469567
>No toilet paper

But then how does she wi-

Ohh...

OOHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469567
Only the real Mr Krabs would remember this -- how much does a krabby patty cost?

On Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469572

And dinner. Accidentally let it boil over answering emails so now I have to clean my whole stovetop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469567
Did you draw this, anon? This looks strangely of Loen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469567
Think about this. Even if your Akaname is pure, she has licked the filth of countless men, AND women who are filthy buy nature, from public toilets, bath houses, the spaces where a mop or brush won't reach and many others. And she is going to use that mouth and tongue to violate and explore yours. Sweet Dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469457
This art of the Cazador is rather nice, but not as nice I'd want. I'd rather see them with the narrow, waspish waists ala the MGE wasp girls. And with chitinous legs and her big long Cazador tail and sting.

More like how I described in my story.

But still... mmnf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469579
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469562
Push the assault!
>"Womanizing fool? But the only woman I'm after is you."
>"Th-that's exactly what a playboy would say!"
>"Guess you're right." You laugh as you take her chin in your hand. "So I guess I shouldn't do it again?"
>"I'll call the pol..."
>The words trail off as you stare into her icy blue eyes, something few men have the courage to do.
>Those eyes close as you near her trembling lips, waiting.
>You let the moment hang before finally leaning just a bit farther in to touch your lips to hers
>She offers no resistance as you slide your tongue into her mouth
>The Medusa's hands are balled up at her sides, but she still melts into you as you pull her into your embrace. Meanwhile, her snakes are running themselves through your hair. The longer ones try to pull you deeper in the kiss.
>You oblige.
>[insert snake cloaca here]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469567
Oh, god, you're really back..
We missed you, Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469562
How did you know my fantasy anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469586
Niiiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469567
So do you think she eats her own shit even WHILE she's shitting, or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469567
Would you let her lick it clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469525
We suspect of murder. This was the last picture found on Loens camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469594
>Loen is quite possibly back
>mfw
I fucking missed you

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2534385

Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469594
Around blacks never relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469594
You have truly come back. Bless you Loen, where have you been?

Will you continue to take requests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469605
>tfw nobody's picking Medusa.
Well, after that greentext, I was gonna, but I'll just pick grapesnake since everyone else is picking that.

It be like that sometimes, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469594
"Everything is wonderful and fine." -The culprit and everyone else. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469594
Welcome back Leon. I hope you will do many more Apophis works in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469613
Medi-chan deserves more love too.
And Pharaoh. Don't forget her.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2534422

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469594

welcome back Loen. now draw momdom apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469586
...Romancing Medusa is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

My idea always was a scion of Poseidon coming to free Medusa from her prison in Hades. Her head long since freed from Athena's shield. And she fighting the attraction for him but claiming him for hers and her redemption/peace after all the years of torture and the hideous curse laid on her for being seduced by a God while being one of the promised virgins of a Goddess.

I mean, she was just a girl. Actually I did an RP of it once. Where I RPed as Medusa and my partner played the shota scion of Poseidon who survived no matter what she did to him. It was one of the more intense RPs I've ever done and something I've always wanted to write a story about.

http://pastebin.com/GgDYN6Hk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469594
Wait, there was another picture in there, seems it was taken seconds after the previous one.

[Anonymous No.]

You are a wonderful person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469629
Loen, let me be your alp. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469630
Why, thank you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469620
salamander
do it
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCEE!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469630
No I'm not, my MG waifu would never love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469633
>Not MG Sentai
It's like you people don't know how to have fine around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469633
Jojo bro is that you? Oh god I missed you so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469637
>cheesy lines
>overwrought "drama"
>faggot justice claims

Sentai a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469638
http://i.imgur.com/vffX1lo.jpg
salamander or sentai
either will be good /ss/

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks anons. And back to business, some time ago I had in my to-do list Rachnee in Masquerade theme, which I did, sort of, doesnt looks like her because I changed her haircut to something a bit more classy, and I cant into masquerade. For now I have 2 versions, with mask and without mask, I will post them now in PNG so some colorfags can try luck coloring it. Of course, I will color them too. Here comes masked...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469162

That was fun, it was pretty heartwarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469644
What the fuck is wrong with her shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469644
...and unmasked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469128
We are standing by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469643
http://imgur.com/1PzhfL2
Thanks will do. Im glad youre still around. Thanks for believing in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469644
>>12469647
god i love tiny hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469647
Again, those shoulders. Is that supposed to be her collarbone line? Where's the back of her torso?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469644
Is it christmas already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469644
>>12469647
Fuck yeah. Gooorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469128
>>12469129
>>12469147
>>12469213
>>12469651

>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469128

>[Thousand yard stare intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

There are no brakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469182
It's kind of older, but it was never posted much.

>>12469332
Whatever are you talking about, anon?

>>12469375
Laska does take place in MGC, though it's a tamer, gentler place.

>>12469645
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469663
But that's not Deruella

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469663
That fucking cat. I love him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469668
Huh. Its not is it? Damn. Thought it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469644
>>12469647
They're great, and oh! On colorfagging, is there anything special for trying to colour your darker stuff, like Dhampir in the chair? It might turn out okay but rolling through layer settings, with how glossy and dark the base image is, it leaves the colours feeling pretty faint, specially black at the foot since it's in the light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469670
I'm sure he loves you too, Anon. Not as much as it loves cocaine though. That cat looks like it loves some goddamn cocaine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469646
>>12469657
I tried something like this, but got lazy halfway through. Shoulders didnt look weird at first without her huge necklace, but after that, well, you see.

[Anonymous No.]

I should really stop reading these threads in bed.
It just makes me fantasise about snuggling up with my fluffy werewolf waifu as I fall asleep, and when I wake up in the mornings.

Maybe if I keep trying I can have a monstergirl dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469673
>Dhampir in the chair
That was done quite fast just for the sake of delivering, I will do a proper PNG lineart for that soon so people can have fun coloring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469677
I know your pain.
>tfw no lamia waifu to coil around you, keeping you cool at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469677
Would her tail be big and bushy enough to wrap around you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469660
go back to your daki fort
and cry about your lack of a husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469683
Yes. I would worm my way under the covers and nuzzle her belly while playing with her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469687
Well, technically she has YOU as her husband. He wasn't just taken by all the other fallen maidens, you know.

The love he gave them all was so cherished... she had to have some too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469689
Does she have big fluffy paws or hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469687
...anon no
i my waifu is jabberwock
or salamander/lizard. maybe anubutt, mofu mofu, lamia taype/grape

not sucubutt or lilium

...take that back anon
she is your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469700
>My waifu is [list containing more than one MG]
Sluuuuuuut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469683
Why have 1 fluffy tail when you can have 9 FOR THE PRICE OF 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469680
Thank you! I tried out colouring some after this butt line up was posted recently and felt like it went pretty well. Then chair Dhampir just said I don't have enough style to colour that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469710
Fluffy a shit, scales and feathers a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469696
Paws. I can understand if it's not your thing, but I want to fall asleep on those pillowy pads, while her other arm hugs me close to her for the entire night.
I would also nibble her ears and gently bump noses together while we fell asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469660
>Worst girl
>Telling other people what to do
Trick please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469710
It's not the amount of tails, it's who they belong to.
I'm fond of any fluffy girl that would also be fond of me.
>>12469714
Oh, no anon. Big fluffy paws are my thing. I also just realized I have virtually no images of pawed wolf-girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469706
*i'd rather waifu
i'm tired and doing a few things
i meant to put this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469700
In other words, a doppelganger with an identity crisis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469719
Those pictures are tragically few and far between.
That and the last end of thread conversation make me want to take up drawing.
Maybe I can even post stuff which isn't shit if these threads are still alive two years from now.

I wonder how Loen got good at drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469710
Cause I'd like to know that those tails are there because of our time together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469723
>i'd rather waifu
You don't get a choice in the MGE. Even if it's an Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469731
You get good by doing a lot of drawing. Like, thousands and thousands of drawing while doing studies and working to hone your skills rather than just absent-minded doodles. Though just doodling is good too.

I tried learning to draw but was frustrated badly. It just wasn't fun to make bad art. I never drew as a kid so I was really starting from the most basic of basics.

That aside, fluffy is great. Squishy and warm paws to hold you close. A fluffy tail to touch and brush, and to wrap around you on cold nights. And velvety-soft ears to kiss and scratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469728
doppelganger is meh
i'm not a fan of spiders or horse pussy
i'd be fine if i got paired with most of the fluffy or scaled MGs
....i don't have an mg waifu, not enough imagination for that
so it's more like "i'm ok with them"
if i had a better imagination i might actually be better at drawing since i more copy what i see, otherwise it's 100% shit, also i'd have a waifu, and i'd draw muh waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469742
>Not gently placing your hands in Yao's paws, looking her straight in the eyes and telling her she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469736
hey...you can git gud at being a ninja and "get caught" by your preferred MG


or atleast try

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469747
>Not gently placing your dick in Yao's mouth, looking her straight in the eyes and telling her she's the most skilled kitsune you've ever done
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469752
I don't think you'll be placing your dick in her mouth. She'll do with you as she pleases.

http://i.imgur.com/sLgrl08.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469742
There's an MGQ ask blog on tumblr?
I thought tumblr hated "objectifying women"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469755
Why does she look so happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469742
I guess one of the big problems is that the expectation exceeds the reality.
When you're already old enough to drive, but effectively an infant at drawing, it can be demoralising and frustrating.

PlagueOfGripes has always been a sort of role model for me, because of that. He started his whole art and animation thing relatively late in his life, and just look at some of his stuff. It's pretty impressive.

You're nailing that fluffy-love pretty well there, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469755
>That tongue
F-fuuug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469752
>Defiling Yao like that
No, you give her the tender affection and unconditional love she never got but so rightly deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469756
Grouping one site as a single hivemind. That's like saying /b/ is /jp/ and /jp/ is /a/ and so forth. SJWs are actually a very vocal minority there that everyone hates. Even Yahoo wants them gone as they drive away business from their newly owned site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469756

>taking Tumblr at face value

Tumblr's pretty nice for content if you go in knowing what you're looking for beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469763
Just the thought of a huge, faceless business turning to all the SJWs and saying "please leave the website we just bought" is hilarious to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469768
They're pretty much trying to do just that. I read several news articles about that. If their blog is deemed "too hateful" or "too aggressive" they'll boot them off the site. Which is their passive way of saying "please leave, you're driving away the rest of our users who actually invest in our stock"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469758
She's having fun.

http://i.imgur.com/XQOwVhC.jpg

>>12469760
Yeah, I've got a lot going on. I just don't have the time or patience to spend hours and hours every week trying to draw super simple shit and failing hard. Though if I stopped writing completely I could probably squeeze it in.

I nail the fluffy-love well because I love fluffy. I want to brush a kitsune's tails when she's shedding and whenever she washes them. I want to curl up in their soft embrace and love them with all I can offer in return for their affections.

Skinny fluffy, healthy fluffy. Short fluffy, tall fluffy. Lanky fluffy, built fluffy. I love it all. Canidae and Felidae for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469765
I know
I go there somewhat regularly. Some of the people i'm following actually hate what SJW's are doing too, so i guess that makes it bearable

[Anonymous No.]

Any MG JAV?

If not, when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469806
Casting couch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469806
Never. If it's like the rest, then the monster parts will be coming off sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2530115/
My pirate strawpoll, vote now! Only about 15 votes from the last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469821
>no ryu navigator
>no wurm first mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469282

>tfw a kikimora will never come and improve you.

I'm trying, but it would be a lot easier if I had some MG motivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469828
>go from zero to hero
>her hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469821
Had to google that first one. First time I've heard of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469830
Damn Anon that's cheesy as hell
But I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469827
Ryus are rare, but ive got a minor wurm character planned

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469830

When you can't go any lower and you've hit rock-bottom, the only way to go is up!

[Anonymous No.]

Alp Adventures - Chapter 9 now complete for your perusal. Will our hero survive?! Dun dun DUN!

http://pastebin.com/i5hPNB1L

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469832
Basically an 8 foot oni with dog ears and sailor tattoos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469258
Purge the Demons

They are all the root of all conflict

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469258
Take the fight to the demons and stop them.

[Anonymous No.]

BULLYING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469775
>http://i.imgur.com/XQOwVhC.jpg

And now part of me wants to write a Yao romance story where she finds herself a new Husband after MGQ3 who can give her all the buttfucking she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469910
CRYING

[Anonymous No.]

So /mgg/, would you take care of your monster daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469913
Include her losing her virginity in a kitsune marriage ceremony to him and it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469919
I would raise her to be a respectable and kind woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469919
>Daughteru
>Would you
Of course especially if they are pic cute. Her mother would receive a pounding later for being such a qt as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469919
>Apophis daughteru isn't big enough to coil around you, so she just wraps herself around your arm while her mother coils around the rest of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469919

A man who goes back on his word is no man at all. I don't know much about parenting, but I will raise her to be the best monster she can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469922
Absolutely. Pure love and sweetness and slow scrubbing of one another in japanese bath. Soft kisses and teasing yao banter and lots of licking with that tongue of hers.

He'd need to be a very special guy though.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never be on Harpy-chan duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469938

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469940

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469943

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469945
This is known as Karma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469945
Welp...

...time to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wander the land, looking for evil to slay, and monster girls to rescue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469974
But what if monster girls was the evil all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469485
>http://imgur.com/tg0Nhw7
Asterio a best out of everything ever

I want one

[Anonymous No.]

>This hasn't been posted
Hey, someone finally drew what heaven looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469989
Rather I mean it hasn't been posted again in this thread

Uncensored when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469919
I'd raise her to become a serial rapist, the likes of which the world has never seen before.

No shota will be safe, no pelvis unshattered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469989
>"Remain conscious in the 'Snake Pit' for more than 1 hour and win fabulous prizes!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469922
I imagine since Yao has never used her pussy before and so it's incredibly sensitive.
Pretty much 0 to Ahegao upon insertion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470009
I could imagine the one behind him just feeding him, giving him water, and gently reassuring him as he's forced to fuck all of them for over a day.

Her reward is she gets him alone after he's rested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470019
You need to sign a waiver before entering the snake pit.

In that waiver, the owner has cunningly hid the 'losing conditions' which require you to work at The Snake Pit as a 'snake toy' for 20 working days.

Take the Snake Pit Challenge today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470040
What if I die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470054
Well, that's what the waiver is for.

The Snake Pit is not responsible for any sexual injuries sustained within the snake pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470054
Well then it'd be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469821
>no crab cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470054
You'll be too dead to care what happens after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470056
Does a broken back count as a sexual injury? What about fractured ribs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470065
Basically, any injury that is a direct or indirect result of sexual intercourse with the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470062
>no cook
Forgot all about a cook, but they really wouldn't stay out at sea for more than a few days, they're in a fairly small torpedo boat. Crab cook will be taken into consideration

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470065
The Lamia can get excited sometimes.

Come over for Man's night on Tuesdays, where men get 50% off on all food and drink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470070
>food and drink
No thanks I don't like venom roofies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470074
No idea what you're talking about, here at The Snake Pit we have the highest of standards.

Don't be ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470083
I'm onto you, Scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470074
Don't be a racist anon, at worst they'll grab your ass and sexually harass you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470083
>The Snake Pit
Are there belly dancers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470123
Of course anon.

They like being given tips too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470135
A saber-dancer removing all the veils... I think you're ready to see the Gates of Babylon.

[Anonymous No.]

Time for the Daily Late Night Monster Waifu post!

So what is your Monster Waifu's guilty pleasure? Does your Dragon Waifu have a secret hoard of Legos she keeps hidden? Is your Kikimora secretly dominant in bed? And how would she react to you teasing or bringing up said pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

Thus begins Wurm Wrangler, a story about guys in mechs wrassling Wurms.

http://pastebin.com/hVF22FFi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470158
>Does your Dragon Waifu have a secret hoard of Legos she keeps hidden?
No. It's OUR secret hoard of Legos. And one day, our daughteru will add hers to it. Generation after generation it will grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470158
She likes to stalk and take pictures of the Pharaoh girl at her mansion across the way.

She then takes them to her study and locks the door behind her, and stays in there for some time. Quite frankly, I'm not sure if she's in there doing research, or..."research."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469261

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470135

>tip culture

fucking DROPPED!

[Anonymous No.]

Does Ebola-chan count as a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470172
The tips in question are probably more akin to Holstaurus tipping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470175
I don't see why not. Can she make a bloody mess of things like that edgy MC from Prototype?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470172
Well if you give a Lamia Bellydancer money she'll give you a special dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470190
How many hours does this "special dance" last?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470179
I think she just gives you ebola.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470193
But with MAMONO MANA, it just makes me cum super hard, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470193
>That Spy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470196
Maybe she's some kind of a succubus-vampire, where she relentlessly milks you for bloodstained cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470192
As long as it needs to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470192
Until you feel good.
Real good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470210
>>12470211
The Snake Pit = Good End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470206
>Oh, Ebola-chan~ My red cum won't stop! It hurts so goooood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470211
I never feel good. And I hate fun. You can't make me have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470219
You're suffering from paladinitis? That's fine, just switch to worshiping a different goddess. Goddesses are Monster Girls, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470158
She likes watching bad movies, mostly horror ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470253
Stephen King stuff?
>SCARING A LITTLE GIRL?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470258
Does she like Balloons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470258
All of them, including Maximum Overdrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470159
I like where this is going
>Hugs for Wurms

[TheGunstar No.]

So I put up the Deputy on Duty short again.
http://pastebin.com/JrV8g6PM

This time, without a expire limit.
Since someone mentioned it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470262
Do they float?
>>12470264
>Maximum Overdrive
I never even tried.
>>12470268
I like the idea too, I just don't know if I can pull it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470271
Well, you've got a good start


>http://strawpoll.me/2530115/r
I guess Shark Girl wins, i thought the Fuck Bitches, Get Money would win. Also,
>Lizardman:0 votes
Even Jewnuki got 3, do you guys not like Lizard Lass?

[Anonymous No.]

What if there was a monster girl who was absolutely repulsed by seminal fluids but has to feed on them in order to survive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470302
>Lizard Lass
I for one want the "disregard females, acquire currency" route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470302
I think lizard girls have a bit of an SJW reputation now thanks to the bonnet tipping writefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470302
>>12470318
*Tips Bonnet*
M'Lord

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Remove Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

Paladins rally, and we shall slay those filthy monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470329
>>12470332
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470332
So it's a Succubus thing now, too?
Good lord. It's like all the people who actually praise the sun have been replaced by these...these...Moonshiners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470348
I still pat Ammy's head so don't worry, you're not alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470318
>threadcanon fucked her over
Never had a chance, huh. I kinda wantedTomboy Scylla mechanic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470351
>Missing the point entirely
Ra curse you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470357
You praise the Sun, I praise the Sun. What is the problem here, friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470361
You're praising the sun in a way that's different than mine, anon. And you know what? I tolerate your culture, but damn if I don't secretly hope you get licked by an Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470368
>secretly hope
But... I'd enjoy that. You can wish for it openly. I for one wish you were allowed to spend 30 hours a week as a dickthrone to Anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470371
Damn this anon sounds like a serious friend.
10/10 would praise with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470377
If only you knew anon, if only you knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470381
That were all friendless faggots here desperate for any form of companionship so we turn inwards towards the internet hopelessly stumbling on to this website, whether that was a decade ago or just within this year, in the vain hopes that we'll find other people of the same cloth?
Too afraid of actual relationships due to superficial things such as rejection or some shoddy demographic about the percentage of divorce rates to actually attempt anything?
Instead we 'fetishize' the imagination and the unknown to our liking in this god forsaken anonymous image posting website in one of the most desperate attempts to wrangle the little bits of ill-conceived hopes some still have?

Yeah of course, it's the best part!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470405
That's not what I was going for, but you need a hug so have one.

[Anonymous No.]

Holstarus are disgusting shit spewing monster girls, and is worst monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470415
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470415
That doujin was hot as fuck, I think that's where I got my first taste of delicious cow-girl and I have never looked back. If this wasn't a blue board I'd post a webm. from the video they made out of it. Holstaurus best wife and mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470453
>Post webm in some relevant /d/ thread
>Crosslink to post here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469090
>my crappy stories are being added the MGblog

I don't know what to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470506
You know you love it when everybody sees it, you filthy little slut, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470508
No, I love it when people are entertained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470480
If you can find me a relevant thread in that place I'll post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469919
I want to travel around monstergirl-land impregnating trusting fluffies whose heads are filled with fantasies of cute matrimonial bliss, but then skipping town the moment they're knocked up and leaving them to sadly raise my spawn alone as single mothers.
I know it's wrong but I can't stop. I'm not even black. Plz send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470523
They're all probably rapists anyway who wouldn't even know who the father is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470523
Know the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470523
What if they find you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470168

Source please? reverse search does nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470508
Do you think shotas in Monster Girl City are raised to dress up slutty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470561

i imagine they don't even bother with clothing in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470561
The elementary school curriculum has Boku no Pico as a crucial part of it to encourage shota to behave in a desirable way. There is no risk of Alpification as long as they remain innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470561
Probably.
I wonder how families in MGC work in general seeing as when reaching puberty, boys will often get taken by monsters, at times never to be seen again.
I guess getting too attached to your kids isn't good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470567
>Boku no Pico
>Innocent
If anything that would turn more of them into alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470578
But those boys didn't really think of sex as being anything dirty. It was just something they did. There was no lust or impure thought involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469644
The only thing Rachnee Masquerades as is a decent person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470586
>It was just something they did. There was no lust or impure thought involved.
So they went through the motions automatically like machines?
Which means the monster girls want to turn all shotas into fleshy sexbots.
It all makes sense now! Does the cruelty of these beasts know no bounds?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Bigger versions of the special Rach covers.
http://imgur.com/a/CBotd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470654
>His legs are wrapped around her
Yes means yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469501
There needs to be more like this.

Being the bitch male is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470654

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470523
There is no escape.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>BETWIXT THINE QUEST TO SAVE THE FAIR MAIDEN FROM FORCES OF EVIL
>HEROICALLY STEP FOOT IN CEMETERY
>BLASTED GHOULISH GALS OF UNDEAD PERSUASIONS EMERGE FROM FLOATING CASKETS
>WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CASKETS EVERYWHERE
>ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH ONE
>ARMOR FALLS OFF COMPLETELY, LEFT IN MY UNMENTIONABLES
>GANG RAPED BY GHOULS

BLASTED TARTS! HOW DARE THEY STAND BETWEEN A KNIGHT AND JUSTICE!

>START OVER AND CONQUER THE GHOULISH OPPOSITION
>HUZZAH
>HOP OVER FIRE SPITTING MONSTER
>CAUGHT IN MID-AIR BY A WEREWOLF FEMME FATALE
>SHE'S IN HEAT AND I AM WITHOUT MY PROTECTIVE CARAPACE
>BECOME A HUMAN MEAT PATTY

ACCURSED FLEA BAGS! NAUGHT BUT DECADENT MONGRELS THAT LACK DISCIPLINE!

>START OVER ONCE MORE
>TREASURE CHEST, RECEIVE SHINY NEW ARMOR, REJOICE
>CLEAR THE DAMNED CEMETERY AND IT'S MISERABLE DISPARITY
>A RED DEVIL GIRL SWOOPS DOWN FROM NOWHERE AND BRUSHES BOSOM AGAINST CHEST ARMOR
>SLICES MY NEWLY ACQUIRED ARMOR RIGHT OFF
>I AM THROWN BACKWARDS ONTO A DESTROYED TREASURE CHEST AND HAVE MY SUPER AWESOME WEAPON SWITCHED WITH THE DEFAULT WITHOUT MY CONSENT
>CAN'T HIT HER BECAUSE SHE'S WALKING UNDER THE GROUND
>PULL OUT BEARD HAIR OUT OF SHEER FRUSTRATION
>SHE GOES OFF SCREEN, ASSUME I'D RID MYSELF OF ANNOYANCE AND COUNT BLESSINGS
>SHE REAPPEARS WHILST I'M CLIMBING A LADDER AND CUNT THRUSTS ME OFF
>GET VIOLATED BY RED DEVIL GIRL

DAMNED MONSTER GIRLS.
I JUST WANTED TO SAVE THE FAIR MAIDEN, BLAST IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470774
>save the fair maiden
And in the end, she's and Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470415
Is this that one Touhou shitposter who calls Holstaurus, Sea bishops and some other monster girls shit tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470776
She and a Alp?

Would that be NTR before it became yuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470784
I meant an, but autocorrect screwed me over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470786
How did you misspell 'an' to begin with, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470774
12/10 would read more!
Someone draw this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470789
I wrote "an", it turned into "and". I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470793
I don't believe you. I think this is all an elaborate lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470796
For what purpose anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470774
Yes, good.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470808
>she keep asking for it even as they try to escape
But why is 47 on that boat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470808
Oh man, that's fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to do anal with a slime girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470815
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470816
But is it just the same as sticking it in her thigh or something? Or does she have a lewd, forbidden hole, that will make her gasp sharply as you thrust inside it's tightness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470808
Can you do something of child human and wyvern playing pretend knights together? or play wrestling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470816
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470808
YES
more charon
she's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470808
>people are starting to pay attention to Charon again
Now I feel bad for trying to write about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470821

I'm not less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470823
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470826
Okay then, my question is directed to less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470827
I don't know, can you repeat the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470815
Yes. She can materialise an anus literally anywhere on her body for you.

Getting a rad handjob? Oh, wait, now her fingers have pooperholes in them.
About to blow your load as her long, winding tongue pumps itself up and down your shaft? Nope, now she's changed her oesophagus into a butt. If she could speak, she would literally be talking shit right now.
Hell, even when you're looking into her sparkling, gleaming eyes post coitus. You turn away for a second and then-BAM! Anuses for pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470830
But surely that means she can close it away too?
It's no fun if I can't handcuff her and steal her anal virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470830
They're not buttholes if they're not a butthole.

Never settle for anything other than the real deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470836
Put the AC on, and turn the temperature down until she can't liquefy.
Do this when she actually has an anus, and she won't be able to morph to dissipate it.
That's when you can overpower her and steal her anal virginity.

If you want to be kind afterwards, turn the temperature back up, and feed her some sugar straight to her core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470808
Who can tame the Tarra and those tarrable jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470844
Of course I want to be kind afterwards, I just want some D/s play, not murder.
She can rape my asshole next week or whatever.
Thanks for the tips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470846
That's one lucky guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470846
>>12470852
Damn right. I want a tentacle waifu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469510
thumbnail and picture look like a penis ejaculating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470902
Cannot unsee. Curse you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470808
Pfhahaha
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never watch your monster girl waifu become motherly after your daughteru is born

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470924
Wurm-mom trying to be seductive when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470929
Every night in my dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470924
Shut up man. I can dream of having a Holstaurus wife and having a family with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470924
>You will never wake up next to your MG waifu and soneru/daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470924
>>12470956
Just kill me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470951
What would be daughteru's first words?
>Moo.... Moommy

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12470951

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470924
>After
No it happens during the pregnancy, do you even know how it works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470961
>moo moommy
Oh snap.
>>12470962
Must. Scratch. Behind. Ears.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone up for a monstergirl version of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470970
Too much work for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470961
Goddammit my heart.
>>12470962
I am sad everyday that this will not happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470970
I'm doing that right now. If I have to start a new one I will shoot myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470970
Jesus christ where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470970
No way.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be violently raped by your cow waifu
>you will never get revenge by turning your daughterus into delicious steak and making her eat them
>you will never laugh as tears stream down her face, begging for you to stop.
>you will never add the icing to the cake by turning her into delicious steak as well.
>you will never marry a superior monster girl such as mantis or anubis afterwards.
>No one will not ever find out.about your dark past, or question or love for rare steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470982
See its people like you that just ruin these threads, even if your just pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470982
>mantis
>superior to anything
A HA HA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470982
I've been waiting to use this image for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470982
Spoken like a true pseudo-paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471003
Even paladins wouldn't be so shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471004
You're right, they would just crush the cow and her children's skulls with a mace of JUSTICE.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471011
Cow
Cow
I love Cow
Give me Cow
Softest Cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471011
That cowbutt must be penetrated and filled with seed. There is no freedom of choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471011
I don't have enough faces to shove everywhere, enough hands to grope everywhere, or enough penises to fuck everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471019
>not using your feet
use your feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469910
>>12469916

see

>>12469458
>>12469265

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471029
No amount of klutzy seduction will save you anymore Asterio, Octowitch has won my heart already.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12471031
I wonder though, the newest chapter was in the premium magazine and not the free one, hope it's not a permanent thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470839

source pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471029
I want. I want a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471034
Dark times are upon us? Whatever, my life is complete. I am bewitched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471038
How do you not know less?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12471044
If so I'll still be buying the tanks and the digital mags most likely. Just you know, can't translate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471050
>scuba gear
>one piece
>that floating thingie
She's going all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471049

I do know him, I just don't have his gallery link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471050
>inflatable dolphin
Oh god she's too waifu for me please hold me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471051
She's a bird, not a fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471059
Penguins are birds. And I meant on all out on the adorable front.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12471058
puu sh/btuDy/a7bebdcf70

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471064
>wedgie
She's trying to seduce him, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471062
Penguin harpies when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471066
Now now, when you have an ass -that- fat, it's not easy to keep it entirely covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471054
Well, fine, here you go. Two versions. Painal and ahegao.

http://imgur.com/a/3nX06

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally got around to reading Big Bad Wolf
Gives new meaning to the term furious masturbation.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12471068
puu sh/btvcE/26685eddf9

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471075

Many thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471081
What is it about girls and tentacles...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471081
I swear Okayado made 12 Beast just for Hound.
What Volume does Astorea first appear? Considering wether to go Seven Seas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471034
>Nice to meet you
>I'm a deep sea witch
No shit captain obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471085
2
She shows up in chapter 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471034
So any chance of coloring the pretty lady with the tentacles and the pointy hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470982

[Anonymous No.]

>having a Echidna for a waifu
Do you realize you could end up with Matangos and Akanames for daughterus?

[TheGunstar No.]

>>12471165
>tfw the probability of having an all-Lamia family decreases with every new entry KC makes

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, KC!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471165
I would teach them to use their powers for good instead of evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471165
Those will meet unfortunate ends in hunting accidents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471080
God yes. I would give alot to be that club's sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471165
I'll take the risk. Lamia-type waifu and a lot of differents daughterus are a big prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471131
>vegan
Come on, I'm sure all that cum makes her meat taste better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471165
Do you realize there's a 1/120 chance of even getting a Matango? Or an Akaname?

>tfw you have such bad luck that you get both

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471168
>not immediately putting them down
What a shit parent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471182
Mayhap I shall put you in a frilly dress, leave you in a room with some horny P'Orc males and then cook you when you're full of it, see how it tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471182
>Cum on your steak
Double Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471187
I bet he's a phase 1 Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471182
>I'm a vegan because I don't condone murder
Yeah ok good logic paladin scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471212
>I'm a vegan because I don't condone murder
In his defense,that is exactly something a vegan would say.
You're not wrong, I'm just having a giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471217
MG's are for loving, not food
God dammit i sound like a fucking hippie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471229
Slime jello is edible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471230
Edible maybe, but all she'd do is clean your insides out.

Oh god, Kobold Spa might offer slime cleansing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471229
>Not wanting pineapple cancer, lemon cancer, coconut cancer, pepper cancer, cancer soup, cancer stew, cancer salad, cancer and potatoes, cancer burger, cancer sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471235
>do you want her down the gullet or as an enema?
Oh dear god I don't want to be raped like that, Suu on the inside?
>>12471238
This kills the crab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471235
Slime symbiotic treatment, where they enter your body and do a full Pearl Jam Stand sequence on you, complete with temporary physical enhancement and regenerative abilities as they work through your muscle and skin cells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471244
I'm just imagining the long slurp sound it'd make when she goes in.

Imagine if she really takes a liking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471250
I want a slime girl to enter my anus, rubbing my prostate along the way, and then using her liquid nature make her way from my intestine to my semen engine, proceeding to be ejaculated out of my penis. Then as the last of her enters my butt, she's dive right in again, forming an endless ouroboros of slime anal and urethral sounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471274
You'll be inside of me... so deep inside, I can feel you pushing against my heart...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471278
I'm writing this.
I've been writing it for too long, but I am writing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471282
You'd better. If I get my thesis done before you write it, I'm gonna drawfag it and then you'll be sorry at seeing that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471278
I like the way you think.

>>12471282
You better do, you wonderful person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471293
So, I have to finish a short story before you finish an entire thesis? Well, because I'm ludicrously slow, I'd say that we're on pretty even ground, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471278
That's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471298
Bad news buddy, it's my final revision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471300
>a guy and a girl is gay
I swear to god, this happened yesterday. Is it Groundhog Day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471303
Damn it. Then I have to actually put effort into this.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl mantis shrimp.
>Professional boxer.
>Can stand against an Oni in a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471325
>Gets banned from fighting tournaments for using mortal kombat tactics

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471325
>then one day, a challenger appears!
>One-punch Shrimp becomes unbeatable champion!
>>12471335
Not if it's underground fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471335
>Seriously, stop with the magic flaming fists
>IT'S NOT MAGIC IT JUST HAPPENS I'M SORRY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471325
No, you know who the Mantis Shrimp is when it comes to boxing?

Mickey One-Punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471340
Pistol Shrimp is the One-punch Shrimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471344
I don't think firing a cavitation bubble that reaches temperatures comparable to the surface of the sun constitutes a traditional punch.

Though I wouldn't be surprised to see a Pistol Shrimp girl squaring of with a Mantis Shrimp Girl, as they both trade blows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471360
>trade blows
One does not simply trade blows with the Monster Girl equivalent of Saitama, even if one is the Monster Girl equivalent of Genos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471344
Does the pistol shrimps punch have the same acceleration as a .22 caliber bullet, does the pistol shrimp produce 15 000 Newtons of force, does the piston shrimp have 16 fucking cones for color?
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471344
>training arc with pistol shrimp girl
>have to try to make her be able to do it outside water as well
Yes!
Is there such a thing as a pistol shrimp monster girl? If not, someone please do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471368
Yes, we need Mantis and Pistol Shrimp Girls now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471375
Mantis Shrimp is the hardworking genius martial artist, while Pistol Shrimp is the lazy but over-powered one who doesn't work out at all because simply snapping her claws can OHKO a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470270
Splendid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471379
>knocks the fuck out of any monster girl
Would she even knock out a gentle sea bishop, minding her own business?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471366
The Mantis Shrimp definitely wins when it comes to eyesight. The ability to see so many different types of polarised light, UV and possibly even X-Rays, is pretty neat.

>>12471366
The Pistol Shrimp's short range shockwave, however, can produce temperatures of up to 4700 Celsius.

Just think of the Mantis Shrimp girl as the boxer, capable of punching through solid Indestructium, and the Pistol Shrimp girl as the one who closes their claw hard enough to create a shockwave that shatters most of the eardrums and windows nearby, and kill anything a couple of metres in front of it

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>>12471392
She probably wouldn't be bothered. I imagine her needing to be praised and begged to do anything.

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>>12471398
The mantis shrimp creates the same kind of cavitation bubbles as the pistol shrimp does. It just does it by punching instead.

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>>12471398
Can she use the shockwave for handjobs? This is the single most important question.

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>>12471410
No. With forces like that, even with MAMONO MANA, nothing would remain of your body.

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>>12471416
have faith in KC's hugbox
>She uses her shockwaves to paralyze her target, then her shockwaves will give the man immense pleasure.

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>>12471421
No, fuck that. Pistol Shrimp and Mantis Shrimp are OUR girls. /MGG/ OC, DO NOT STEAL!
...seriously though, someone draw them.

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>>12471080
>>12471174
What did you folks like about it?

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>>12471416
I just imagine what a hot dog that gets microwaved too long.

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>>12471405
Oh, of course. They both use the effect to stun or kill their prey too. Though it seems that whereas the Mantis Shrimp aims to make physical contact with its claws when striking, the Pistol Shrimp can rely enough on the non-contact shockwave to consistently incapacitate its prey.
I'm not saying that both techniques and mechanisms aren't both highly refined. Just that one relies solely on what I'd imagine to be a slightly more effective shockwave, and the other one a similarly powerful physical blow that can also produce that shockwave.

I still feel the urge to balance them, though, when turning them into monstergirls in my head. Like the Mantis Shrimp is solely the close-ranged fighter, and the Pistol Shrimp uses point-blank blasts. Whenever they fight, they cancel out each others' punches/shockwaves with equal power.

>>12471410
How about sending a focused shockwave right down your urethra and into your ballsack, causing you to cum instantly and faint from the c̶o̶n̶c̶u̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ pleasure.

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>>12471398
>big cocking clar glove/gauntlet
yes

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>>12471421
>the shockwaves travel down his urethra into his testicles and cause them to produce an unnaturally large amouth of sperm

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>>12471433
KC, is that you?

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>>12471431
>>12471433
This fucking hivemind. Holy fuck.

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Would the Mantis/Pistol Shrimp be a combat oriented Cancer?

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>>12471437
What can I say? Urethral shockwaves is the today's trending phrase, it seems.

And when we both treat the shockwaves like magic "cum more and harder than normally possibe" devices, it's bound to appeal to some.

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>>12471431
>>12471433
Nice urethramind there, anons.

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>>12471449
>shockwaves are magic
What if they were used to hit pressure points?

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>>12471325
>qt mantis shrimp monstergirl boxer always puts on the wrong boxing shorts before a match because her eyes have a hard time discerning our visible color spectrum/
>Its up to you to help her change into the right outfit

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Dhampir>shrimp

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>>12471429
One of my favorite parts was when he was fucking the pierced Kitsune and the Wolf gets up behind up and rims him with her thick, muscular wolftongue as they fuck. That part equated to a great deal of pleasure.

The wolf dominating him was delightful, then the final trainload of girls taking turns.

I approve of the Neverland drug though. Very much so. Both for the name and the idea of its use.

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>>12471459
They have 16 fucking cones, we have 3. We would be the ones who can't tell a difference.

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>>12471184
>1/120
>120
Only 30 more until we can make some kind of Pokemon battle rape RPG. You're getting on this, right Japan? Right?

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>>12471454
Then it's slightly more defined magic.

Just like the Ripple in JoJo, which, coincidentally, also used shockwaves of a sort to achieve amazing things.

I think there's something to this idea, equating their shockwaves to something as versatile as that. Just think of what you could do, if you used the Ripple in a sexual context.

>>12471459
She just chooses clothes based on how they look under a certain multispectral polarised view. They might look mismatched or plain to us, but she'd be able to see a symphony in those colours that we couldn't.

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>>12471426
>>12471433
I'm imagining the braid girl from Teppu doing some magic kungfu urethra torture here. Dass hot.
Every time I post drawings you faggots always tell me to go back to Tumblr or just say it's shit, though.

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>>12471469
Poke-rape instead of poke-rap?

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>>12471474
>Dass hot
While I'm very wimpy with my urethra, I'd make an exception for her.

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>>12471474
Well, it could be justified if the drawings are shit or tumblr-esque. I don't even know you or these drawings you're talking about. Care to link one?

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>>12471480
I don't keep them online, but here's an unfinished brown Chaika.

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>>12471429
>Gives new meaning to the term furious masturbation.
>furious masturbation.
>furious
I'm sorry I was too subtle. I'm one of those angry bleeding heart faggots.

Still pulverized my dick. You know how to right smut if nothing else.

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>>12471487
>those tan-lines
Slut.

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>>12471489
>right
I need a nap.

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>>12471465
What sort of things would you like to see for a part 2?

I've got a few ideas kicking around, but need a few more.

The Dire Wolf and Pierced Kitsune are likely to make return appearances.

>>12471489
What does bleeding heart have to do with being used by a club full of domineering MGs?

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>>12471487
There's something about the face which seems a tiny bit off. Maybe the eyes or the mouth; I'm not entirely sure myself.
It could be the perspective itself. Stuff like the right arm, the way the head comes off of the body... While it could be technically correct for all I know, it just doesn't FEEL right.

It doesn't seem bad though, or in any way Tumblr-esque.

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>>12471501
>What does bleeding heart have to do with being used by a club full of domineering MGs?
Can't bait me bob. Nice try though, got me for a split second.

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>>12471501
Anything involving some more femdom and rimming is deeply appreciated. The idea of her thick, wriggling wolf tongue is a deep turnon. Perhaps graduating him to strap-on sex while having the pierced kitsune buck in front of him? Either that or out in front of the crowd with her aiming and spraying his seed to shower lucky ladies.

Lots of possibilities. Some more unique kinds of girls with unique attributes and biology are always welcome too.

Perhaps she can give him to the clubs Tentacle girl for a while.

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>>12471512
>Tumblr-esque.
Well, this one really got the most >>>tumblr comments.
I drew an embarrassed animu face first, which supposedly looked drunk. Probably because I don't usually draw animus. So I tried doing it seriously.

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>>12471487
FTFY

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>>12471530
The body works, the face doesn't.

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>>12471530
Manly face and all that bold definition in the nose. Almost definition of tumblr nose.

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>>12471516
I really have no idea what you're talking about. What does liberal (this is what I assume you mean) have to do with being dom or sub?

>>12471528
I'll see what I can do.

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>>12471530
Hey.

Stop that.

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>>12471459
Actually, no, mantis shrimps are rather poor at telling colors apart. This is because they have a patently insane way of perceiving color.

The human eye, you see, judges color by comparing inputs between opposing pairs of colors - red against green, blue against yellow and black against white. If you look at a red sheet of paper for long, for example, and suddenly switch to a white sheet, you momentarily see it as green because your brain goes "Well, this thing is very not-red, and in my book, not-red is green". Since you're comparing the input from your three cones, you can pinpoint very minute differences between colors, no matter where in the visible wavelength these colors happen to be. In contrast, nobody really knows what mantis shrimps are doing with their input, but they definitely aren't comparing individual channels, since they're not very good at telling colors apart. They're probably so hardcore that they simultaneously interpret the results from all 12 of their rod types, which would allow them to save considerable brainpower on discerning between colors, but also make them rather poor at it. This sort of crazy vision has been compared to satellites, since these apparently also have color tables that they directly match their data to, instead of doing cross-checks between each individual color channel.

And while mantis shrimps are certainly impressive, my favorite speed demon is the bacterium Bdellovibrio, which moves so fast that its quite literally drills through the membranes of other bacteria (and, lodged within the periplasmic space of a larger bacterium, the vampiric drill then drains its host of its cytoplasm). Imagine tackling someone so hard that you superimpose yourself under his skin and remaining there to drink his blood until he becomes a shriveled corpse, and you've got Bdellovibrio.

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>>12471539
'ey man, for all the guff you get, I love and enjoy your stuff. Unlike the other silly people... the idea of a beautiful woman pressing her breasts to my back and slowly working a futa cock in and out of my ass is deeply enjoyable.

I'll just keep any stories I write about it to /d/. Though you should like my momdomme Kraken story I'm going to write to go with my lich and demon lord ones. Hope you like my stuff otherwise. Tempted to get a pbworks myself.

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>>12471467
Actually, no, mantis shrimps are rather poor at telling colors apart. This is because they have a patently insane way of perceiving color.

The human eye, you see, judges color by comparing inputs between opposing pairs of colors - red against green, blue against yellow and black against white. If you look at a red sheet of paper for long, for example, and suddenly switch to a white sheet, you momentarily see it as green because your brain goes "Well, this thing is very not-red, and in my book, not-red is green". Since you're comparing the input from your three cones, you can pinpoint very minute differences between colors, no matter where in the visible wavelength these colors happen to be. In contrast, nobody really knows what mantis shrimps are doing with their input, but they definitely aren't comparing individual channels, since they're not very good at telling colors apart. They're probably so hardcore that they simultaneously interpret the results from all 12 of their rod types, which would allow them to save considerable brainpower on discerning between colors, but also make them rather poor at it. This sort of crazy vision has been compared to satellites, since these apparently also have color tables that they directly match their data to, instead of doing cross-checks between each individual color channel.

And while mantis shrimps are certainly impressive, my favorite speed demon is the bacterium Bdellovibrio, which moves so fast that its quite literally drills through the membranes of other bacteria and, once lodged within the periplasmic space of a larger bacterium, slowly drains its host of its cytoplasm. Imagine tackling someone so hard that you superimpose yourself under his skin and remaining there to drink his blood until he becomes a shriveled corpse, and you've got Bdellovibrio.

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>>12471543
So this bacteria is a Pillar Man?
>>12471545
It's so nice seeing writefags getting along with no bullying...

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>>12471530
Ah, I remember this one. It's true that the face appears a little manlier than I would've expected. People may have been crying Tumblr because of the nose. It seems to be the thing now that artists who hail from Tumblr draw noses which, either through detailed linework, colouring, or both, simply don't fit in with the rest of the face.

The body isn't really anime-ish either, in that the body is rather large for the head. Besides the breasts and back curve, it really isn't all that feminine. But that can be a problem when you're trying to draw a muscular woman and still retain a feminine form. (I think Plague of Gripes did a rather good video talking about this a while back. Check his recent Art Gripes with Chirei and Imoya.)

The jaw and chin also seem rather masculine.

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>>12471549
I told you, the body is fine. So are the yes. Just rework the rest of the face.

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>>12471462
Only that one
Most other dhampirs are chuuni as fuck

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>>12471551
>yes
Eyes*

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>>12471549
I think the defining feature for tumblr nose is the gross redness, sometimes even combined with a uniform outline for the whole thing.

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"Hey kid, get me some sake quick, or I'll pound you."

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>>12471467
Actually, no, mantis shrimps are rather poor at telling colors apart. This is because they have a patently insane way of perceiving color.

The human eye, you see, judges color by comparing inputs between opposing pairs of colors - red against green, blue against yellow and light against dark (what do you mean light and dark are not colors). If you look at a red sheet of paper for long, for example, and suddenly switch to a white sheet, you momentarily see it as green because your brain goes "Well, this thing is very not-red, and in my book, not-red is green". Since you're comparing the input from your three cones, you can pinpoint very minute differences between colors, no matter where in the visible wavelength these colors happen to be. In contrast, nobody really knows what mantis shrimps are doing with their input, but they definitely aren't comparing individual channels, since they're not very good at telling colors apart. They're probably so hardcore that they simultaneously interpret the results from all 16 of their cone types, which would allow them to save considerable brainpower on discerning between colors, but also make them rather poor at it. This sort of crazy vision has been compared to satellites, since these apparently also have color tables that they directly match their data to, instead of doing cross-checks between each individual color channel.

And while mantis shrimps are certainly impressive, my favorite speed demon is the bacterium Bdellovibrio, which moves so fast that its quite literally drills through the membranes of other bacteria and, once lodged within the periplasmic space of a larger bacterium, slowly drains its host of its cytoplasm. Imagine tackling someone so hard that you superimpose yourself under his skin and remaining there to drink his blood until he becomes a shriveled corpse, and you've got Bdellovibrio.

And good heavens, why doesn't 4chan have an edit feature?

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>>12471545
Which writefag are you again?

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>>12471556
Dont waste our image limit!

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>>12471562
I bet its Negawalker.

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Can we stop talking about tumblr?

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>>12471562
Hmm, talking about boobs hitting his back while taking it up the ass... who could it be?
>>12471564
I second this guess.

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>>12471551
Yeah, you're probably right. It's just the overall masculinity which makes me think that the body is a factor in it, too.

>>12471556
True. I've also seen some examples where, against what you'd expect of the style, the nose is detailed in with every bulbous curve, making the parts around the nostrils look like balloons. Almost like a caricature.

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>>12471562
NegaWalker

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>>12471564
>>12471566
>>12471568
Duh. Of /course/. I'm a pleasant person who doesn't bully at all.

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Well?

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>>12471574
>who doesn't bully at all
There is no such person.
>>12471575
Kyaa Kyaa?

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>>12471575
>YFW you realize RULES OF NATURE means most of those girls will be dead by the end of winter

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>>12471575
Rabbit Girl infestations are an issue, yes.

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>>12471575
Cuddle puddle them all.

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>>12471579
It Has To Be This Way.

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>>12471575
That was my only failing for my neverland stories. No white rabbit.

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>>12471212
that is exactly why you're a fucking vegan you degenerate.

>>12471186
>being this gay
have OD do it

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>>12471579
Wouldn't the average litter size of a Wererabbit be three in comparison to a normal rabbits six?

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>>12471586
>making you cum as fast as possible because she's late, for a very important date
>the date is with you
Only in Wonderland.

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>>12471575
>"Mister let go of my thick rabbit thighs! I'm running very late!"

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>>12471591
Well, if they've got a normal human uterus two or three would be the upper limit for relatively safe natural birth, yeah. Gotta wonder if feeding those babies would become a problem though. Without mamono mana (TM) they shouldn't be able to reproduce as quickly as real rabbits any, so I guess the point is kinda moot and they'd only FUCK like rabbits, not reproduce like them.

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>>12471586
Damn typo. Meant neverland.
>>12471594
You get it.

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>>12471379
So mantis shrimp is marisa and pistol shrimp is reimu

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>>12471598
All monster girls in KC's setting are incredibly infertile and must have sex for decades to have children.

Maybe they can have 6 kids per pregnancy, but only get pregnant every 50 years or so.

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>>12471586
Damn typo. Meant Wonderland.
>>12471594
You get it.

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>>12471574
Heh.

I guess I don't really pay close attention to some of the stuff in the threads.

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>>12471601
I was thinking Genos and Saitama but Touhou is fine too.

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You know what would be good?

Hypno Cuttlefish Girl.

She wants you to cuddle.

She wants you to cuddle right now.

http://media.giphy.com/media/8D4NaGxz45j32/giphy.gif

Get in her tentacles.

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>>12471613
Consensual hypnosis is pretty hot.

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>>12471613
All glory to Hypno Cuddler!

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>>12471575
>Be a MG farmer.
>Had a successful day, managed to milk all the Holstaurus and the stray cat girls only raped me once today.
>See a horde of white fluff appear over the hill.
>Hundreds of Wererabbits.
>Quickly run inside and barricade all the windows and doors.
>They eventually slam into the side of the building.
>"Human! Human! Human!" they chant, kicking at the door with powerful feet.
>Just hide under the dining room table.
>After several hours it's gone quiet.
>Carefully peak outside.
>All my crops have been eaten or ruined.
>Try not to cry.
>Cry a lot.

It could happen to you.

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>>12471621
And now I am imagining Vermin girls ala World of Warcraft.

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>>12471613
I'm not so sure, these things mate like spaceships. I guess squid and their "please cum in my prepubescent mouth so that I can get pregnant with your stored sperm once I am old enough to do so" antics aren't that much better, though.

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>>12471630
>mate like spaceships

What.

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>>12471621

That's why you pay a werewolf to thin out their numbers. Or invest in some guns for vermin hunting.

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>>12471621
>Stray cat girls only raped me once today.
>Hiding under the dining room table instead of inside the attic.
>Wererabbits give up on trying to get you, and fuck over your crops instead.

I can't breathe because this is funny.

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>>12471621
>The only "carrot" left in a ten mile radius is yours
>They come back for it the next day
>This time your barricades cannot hold against the fluffy thumping and one after the other collapses
>The wererabbits flood into your farmhouse and rape you
>The experience is short since all of them jackhammer their hips causing both of you to cum in a few seconds after the intense pleasure, but there's so damn MANY of them.
>They eventually leave, but there is another scourge the next year.
>This time, some of them look like you.

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>>12471630
>Senpai... it's a promise! When I grow up, I will use the sperm you gave me! I will have senpai's child!
Gives childhood marriage promise a new spin.
>>12471633
>the girl on the left
Aww.

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>>12471631
They quite literally dock.

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>>12471637
>bunny girls grow up to be adults in one year
Are you retarded? Are you... kind of a moron?

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>>12471641
Ah.

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>>12471644
>No suspension of disbelief
>No allowance for rapid maturity due to the monster's rabbit base
Are you some kind of Aspie?

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>>12471462
nigger, mantis shrimp would fuck up every MG in a fist fight

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>>12471632
>>12471637
>Hire a group of young, male, human farmhands from a nearby town.
>Offer to give the Stray Cat Girls several buckets of Holstaurus milk and their pick of any of the farmhands if they help keep back the Wererabbit horde.
>Hire a scary-looking Minotaurus who hangs out in the roughest drinking joint in the area. Offering to pay for her drinking tab for 2 months.

Next time you'll be ready.

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>>12471644
Magic, ain't gotta explain shit.

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>>12471653
Dumphir is too dense to be harmed by such frail fists.
>>12471655
Seven Samurai with Wererabbits?

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>>12471648
>be a shit writer
>get called out
>get offended

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>>12471662
I notice you have no counter to either of those points. Great job flinging shit though.

>>12471655
>Hire farmhands
>Use them as rewards
Anon, you dog!

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>>12471661
>Implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

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>>12471662

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>>12471631
ENGAGING PROTOCOL SKY HAND WHITE
CHECKING COLOR PATTERNS... AFFIRMATIVE.
CHECKING BEHAVIORAL CUES... AFFIRMATIVE
FEMALE LOCATED. BEGIN OPERATION.
ENGAGING HEAD-TO-HEAD MATING POSITION. PERMISSION TO DOCK, SIR?

GRANTED

DOCKING IN PROGRESS... COMPLETED.
EXTENDING NEEDHAM'S SAC.... COMPLETED
PREPARING HECTOCOTYLIC TRANSFER... RETRIEVING SPERMATOPHORE... COMPLETED
INITIATING HECTOCOTYLUS/MANTLE BRIDGE... ABORT PROCESS: TARGET MALE
REPEAT, ABORT PROCESS: TARGET MALE
CODE RED SEPULCHRE, ALL HANDS ON BOARD! DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE!

Yeah, there's also that thing where their males pretend to be female in order not to get harassed by bigger males while they mate.

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>>12469853
this story is making me hot, bothered and confused about my own sexuality

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMEmBp9MnIY

Wererabbit horde.wmv

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>>12471681
>the same comment
I knew it! I'm stuck in a Groundhog Day Loop!

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>>12471679
Basically, they act like traps.

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>>12471621
>>12471637
Suddenly, I'm thinking about Night of the Lepus...

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>>12471685
I wonder how a (motorcycle?) gang of wererabbits would work?

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>>12471692
Well the one black rabbit would be the leader.

They'd roam the country eating and raping. While wearing cute leather jackets.

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I need more drawings of monstergirls in pyjamas, or in shirts that are too big for them.

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>>12471692
I suppose they'd go around the country looking for husbandos.

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>>12471693
>Biker Wabbit meets the head of another gang
>Nyeh, what's up Doc?
>Tunnel Snakes Rule!
What happens?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VBzvId7APY

>Full body
>Momdom Apophis
>Bath massages

Would you let her purify you?

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>>12471698
"Go soak your head Alice, I'm not giving you my virginity."

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>>12471701
>Kill le Kill

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>>12471705
>actually quoting Fallout
You win.

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>>12471705
>here you go Alice!
>peel back my foreskin to reveal the Elf Cheese under it

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>>12471701
>Would you let her X
Whenever this question is asked the first thing I wonder is "could I seriously hope to stop her?" The answer is usually no.

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https://i.imgur.com/hp1IpVu.jpg

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

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>>12471722
Oh my. Oh hell yes. Oh my.

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>>12471698
"You do look hungry. What, your mom drank up all the ration coupons again?"

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>>12471722
Not-quite mechacore.

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>>12471325
>>12471335
>>12471337
>>12471339
>>12471459
>>12471340
>>12471344
>>12471360
>>12471366
>>12471398
>>12471368
>>12471375
>>12471379
>>12471392
>>12471399
>>12471601
>>12471609

I can't believe my shitty Mantis/Pistol Shimp suggestion generated so much discussion. This is why I fucking love /mgg/. I really hope those girls get drawn.

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>>12471722
Hey I recognize this, this is from 'Young Men Vs. Tail Pussy part 6: It's Time For Your Physical'.

Good stuff.

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>>12471722
All that wasted on a manticore, what a damn shame.

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>>12471722
Whoever drew this is fucking amazing. Though she wouldn't really need the straps since she could easily overpower him herself. Makes it easier, I suppose

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>>12471722
Liking manticore goes against /mgg/'s strict posting standards remember

thank you for the picture I did not have regardless

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>>12471739
>she wouldn't really need the straps since she could easily overpower him herself. Makes it easier, I suppose
She could, but there's something about being strapped down to a chair that's different. It's even less intimate than being held down and raped, you know? Not to mention that not having to hold him down leaves her hands free to do other things.

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>>12471722
Splendid.

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>>12471735
I can't draw but I am adding mantis shrimp to my story.

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>>12471722

We have far too much manticore stuff, but at the same time it's the best manticore picture so far.

I want some minotaur or ghoul.

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>>12471579
THE TIME HAS COME TO AN END

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>>12471722
Whoa. Who drew this, and when?

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>>12471762
Style doesn't look familiar, probably why it hasn't been posted yet since no one here.

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>>12471701
I don't think it is so much of a choice on my end here. But yes, I would

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>>12471762
200% fappable

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>>12471722
Well I'm not into manticores but there's no maledom, guro or futa so I won't complain. Who drew it?

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>>12469989
What is this?

Is darling going to visit Miia's village?

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>>12471772
Miia's father.

I think.

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up in a world of monster girls!

next to axe cop, who decides that all monster girls are bad guys and must be killed, and anyone who fucks them as well

could you get any pussy, and if so how long could you survive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471778
This is the likely scenario

It would explain why she's so Darling crazy. Because lamia don't get husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471785
easy, say I agee and go our separate ways

Then rape him in the dead of night because cop pussy best pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471786
>Because lamia don't get husbands
More like they share the husband with all the village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471785
Agree and then drug and tie him up in the night and call the Pelvis Smasher Hotline and tell them a big buff cop wants an ushi-oni bride and to get here quick. Give the location and walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471792
>committing a crime near axe cop
you are just axing to get beheaded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471793
They must not last long, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471801
Why do you think she does not have a father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471785
My axe is bigger motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471801
There's no shame in dying in a lamia mating ball. That is as good a death as one can ask for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471799
i don't think you quite know who axe cop is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471809
Because she's obsessed with having a man in her life

[Anonymous No.]

Remember guys.

Ants make the best waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471817
It was a rhetorical question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471818
I would willingly and lovingly be her husband and start a colony with her and have a wonderful life in her company.

[Anonymous No.]

best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471818
Did the shipsluts get a hold of Toumasu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471832
Tio already has a shitty design, so nothing changed I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471833
I was so fucking hyped for this chick, but her scene ended the piece of shit Toumasu is known for

[Anonymous No.]

>Continuing my marathon of backlog busting
>mfw Snow and the fool
Jesus christ Seafoam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471839

>Toumasu
>Piece of shit

You sir are a charlatan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471548
>Pillar Man
I just watched that. They need to quit with weird people doing weird shit.
Like Dio taking Jonathan's carotid in his fingers and playing with it.

No. That's gay! I'm sensitive there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471836
this better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471832
>>12471865
Stop wasting pics in this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471861
you should really BEE careful BEEcause they can BEE quite deadly when they sting

[Anonymous No.]

I need references to tail pussy ( a manticore that is actually dominant and sadistic at times, not a tomboy)

Anyone got suggestions for pics and stories that fit that? I've read GMJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471862
>Just watching Battle Tendency now
>They need to quit with weird people doing weird shit
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471545
Could you go ahead and post a link to them anyway? Maybe under a different pastebin account or something like a pseudonym. I feel a want.

[Seafoam No.]

>>12471856
Well, better that than venting my suffering craving into Pretty Human.

Speaking of which, SOON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471870

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471888
wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471870
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42143712

[Anonymous No.]

Dinosaur monster girl with soft fluffy down instead of hair when?

[Anonymous No.]

So HBG, which HB do you like the most?
I know many of you like shota, but my personal favorite is the Paladin.
They are so full of energy and strength!
>Finally beat Paladin in duel.
>In his defeat he attempts to kill himself in the name of the Chief Goddess
>You rush over to him, and pin him tot he ground so he can't hurt himself.
>Your eyes lock and he then understands how much you love him.
>He proceeds to make sweet passionate love with you for ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471889
>>12471899
Thank you, still need more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471739
It's from the same person who has been doing these sorts of drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471906
Don't get stingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471701
>>12471717
>"The question isn't 'Who will let me?'..."
>"But 'Who will stop me?'"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471909
wasn't there a Charon in a bunny outfit not too long ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471906
I'm assuming you've already seen monorus's manticore pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471915
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471915
Yeah, but I never saved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471902
Personally I want ankylosaurus girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471918
better version

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471920
Nigga COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471923
>Spilling yogurt all over Charon's new outfit.

Why would you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

charon isnt even a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471888
How soon is soon? I'm getting the shakes here, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471904
>She wants to be mindbroken into being a nun
Laughing human sluts.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471927
Hobos don't know how to hold yogurt cups

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471937
you always gotta open old wounds dont you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471929
I think she falls in the undead category.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471943
S/he's not undead. Charon is a minor deity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471916
oh good that is good. I need more though.

[Anonymous No.]

Did we ever get a limited edition cover for Rachnera in vol.6?

What about the stats for Asterio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471950
In Greek Mythology, definitely. But that pallor seems indicative of someone who isn't fully alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469501
>>12471916
Are there more of these?

[Seafoam No.]

>>12471931
NOW. http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human CTRL+F [9/10/14] for the new stuff.

Look forward to the next update, in which we examine the decomposition rate of a charred hooker at the bottom of a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you date a shy Medusa who stares at the ground when she walks
>When you finally mention it to her, she says it's a habit she has built up
>Counting how many times she sways left and right in between creases in the concrete tiles
>She says that it clears her head
>And so that she doesn't have to make eye contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471862
Anon, you have not even reached the level of wierd that Jojo does. There's some bullshit in part 3 that i wont spoil but god it is fucked up
>Inb4 only read part 3
i read more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471912
I'd rather be "purified" by apophis than disco milf honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471988
Hell, what Josuke does to the first Stand villain in Part 4 is kind of messed up, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470312
Would be good for sadists, I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470318
>>12470322
Does this stop you from liking them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471969
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

And here begins my daily night-time ritual, of pining for my werewolf waifu. Well, this night will be as cold as any without those fluffy paws, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

You and your monster girl waifu switch outfits for 1 day. Who looks more silly?

[Anonymous No.]

Do Danuki's have one man like MG's or several?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471969
>”Then you aren’t either, Anonymous. Everyone deserves to be loved. Even whores. Even matango.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471997
Oh yeah that was pretty fucked up
Josuke's stand was really weird, but seems like it would be hella useful
too bad about the shit hair though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472007
Can my waifu be my outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469258

>You are a farmer, or were at least, you left your family’s farm after being conscripted. You’re young, strong and healthy, but you’re as green as the grass you’ll be fighting on.

This- It's only fitting that the Hero of Man should have humble beginnings.

That and it'd be pretty amusing to see some scared kid barely survive a never ending cascade of shit until he slowly starts to adapt and grow into a big damned hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472016
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472007
I default to imagining her in shorts and a shirt.
I normally wear t-shirts and jeans, rarely shorts. So I'd look pretty normal.

Save for the hole in the back of my pants.

>>12472016
Slime power armour that can look like ordinary clothes and even change your appearance like Octocamo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471987
I would take those B-Cups of hers and suck them until she wraps her arms around my head and begs me to keep going.

Also,
>Medusas with alt. hairstyles
I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472018
i want to see commander shepard as MC of one of these stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472006
I wonder how much an escort would charge to wear a tail buttplug, fluffy-ear headband, and big fluffy paw-mitts?

But the love wouldn't be real, nor would you be able to fall asleep in her cuddly embrace. ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472030
I like it too

Mostly because pigtails are extremely shitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472030
ill take number 2 alex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472007
So now I look like Dracula and she wears a sleeveless shirt and short pants.

I guess I win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472014
Heard you talkin' shit
Honestly, I think Josuke is the best JoJo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472007
My shorts would be like short-shorts on her and her armor would be way too big for me, so I guess I would look sillier considering how some mgs dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472007
Do I have to wear those metal pasties? Because between that and the giant metal hood, I just look ridiculous.

>You will never wear your waifu's outfit and parade around the house calling yourself "The Metal Manta".
>You will never intentionally embarrass your waifu and your daughteru this way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471722
What kind of experiment is she conducting on him exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472047
>Josuke
>Not Joseph

Your next line is:
>I've got shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472043
>>12472042
How about Medusa with a high ponytail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472064
Not him, but I don't regret requesting that at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472064
I never said which Josuke, did I?
It's both of them.
Joseph is my second favorite jojo though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472041
Yeah, too fake.
I want to spend days out with my waifu, and nights in with her.
I want to be out in the park with her, and watch her roll her eyes as I pick up a stick with the suggestion that we play fetch. Then I want her to jump me when I jokingly throw it, and pin me to the ground, laughing and planting wet kisses over my face until I manage to roll her off of me.
I want to huddle up with her as we walk through a quiet street in the winter night, under a sky glowing with the reflected light of the snow, me struggling to keep up as she pads lightly over the snow soaking my shoes.
I want to make my way through our front door with her, starting up a fire in the fireplace while we both undress from our cold, wet clothes.
I want to huddle on the sofa with her, both naked and under a shared blanket in the middle of the night, barely paying attention to the movie on TV.
I want to shut the TV off at the end of the movie, leaving the room in the faint glow of the dying fireplace, where all I can see is the amber glow of her wolfish eyes.
I want to press her into the sofa and snuggle atop her, lacing and locking my fingers as best I can with her plush, warm paws.
I want to feel her tail swish and tickle itself against my crotch and stomach while I kiss her deeply, feeling my tongue play against her own, and those sharp canines she loves to flash when she grins.
I want to fall asleep with her after an hour long session of slow, lazy lovemaking that spans multiple orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472101
I want the word limit to let me put more things in a post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469644
>>12469647
Continuation of these, Cerea time. Mask and proper lines someday.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472101
better wait for a genie to grant your wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472107
>He's going to ask me to dance
>He's going to want to hold my hand
>In front of all these people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472107
I fucking love asymmetrical armor pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472107
Loen, what've you got in mind next? Do you have a backlog to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472114
Cerea will be the last of these masquerade stuff. I have to do imgur.com/a/K2hN4#0, a shark girl, and a Kejourou, or whatever name she has, that MG with long ass hair. Also I would like to do again that Dhampir on her chair that I did some time ago, this time well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472111
He'd probably make her out of dirt and force her to eat me.

Hail 2 U, as the saying goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472125
>He'd probably make her out of dirt and force her to eat me.
and you'd love every second of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472101
Would you love her, even if she was really hairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472064
ARAARAARAARAARAARAARA~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472129
I probably would.

You know what? I've been writing stuff recently that's at the request of other people. I should just write something soft, small, cute and touching about a werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472129
please no vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472139
You shouldn't cater to the threads exclusively anyway, writing what you want and love is the best way to go about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472139
You should. I love werewolves. Well, all things fluffy, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471967
http://imgur.com/a/Ji741#0

someone else did a succuvirus one but I didn't save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472134
I'd love her even if she got Polt levels of hairy on nights of the full moon, or whenever. I'd help her shave if she wanted, and tell her that there's nothing in the world that could make her less beautiful to me.
I'd not bat an eyelid if I woke up in bed to see her moulting all over the covers and sheets. I'd brush and comb her tail every day, I'd kiss her ears and paws, and I wouldn't miss a beat even if I got a strand of fur in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472152
Anti-Virus Archangel is my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472112

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472064
>Best Jojo
>Not Johnny "It's truly truly been a very roundabout path" Joestar
Get a load of these plebians

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472162
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471722
all of my yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471987

>TFW you have a Medusa in the sculpting lessons with you and the Virtuoso
>She always stares at you, frowning
>You've noticed her sneaking off after some lessons, and you follow her one day
>She sculpted a statue of you not unlike the Statue of David, the words engraved beneath reading "Μούσα μου"
>Next day you see her again and wave, she frowns even harder than before
"You saw it didn't you?"
>Ask her what she means
"Don't play stupid with me, idiot. You saw my shrine."
"What do you think? It was a laughably bad statue, wasn't it? It can't possibly hope to eclipse the levels of stupidity you can display."
>Tell her you liked it, for what it was worth
"Tch. It's just a stupid statue."
>Look back over to her
>"By the way, most of my first works of you were erotic as well."
>She flushes a beet red, her snakes going ballistic and trying to lash out and kiss you
"D-don't say it so loud! Idiot!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472007
I don't even know if either of us would fit in each others clothes. Our chest sizes are very different and her legs probably won't work well with jeans. She'd probably rip my outfit and her's would probably be sagging pretty hard on me, either way it ends up in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472139
Don't write anything like below:
>Werewolf rules a mountain area.
>Human loner who's a traveler comes by.
>He gets hurt.
>Werewolf decides to be okay with him staying for a little while, and keeps her distance.
>Human starts to approach her, and talk to her.
>She acts like she doesn't care, and brings him stuff now & again finding herself entertained by his company.
>One day she ask him why did he come to the mountains in the first place.
>He tells her of a story when he was kid, and actually lived near the mountain area. One day when playing he gets seriously hurt, and gets saved by a certain werewolf.
>She turns out to be that werewolf, and ever since that day he's had always wanted to thank her for saving him.
>She says thank you, and he then goes on to explain that he also came back because he fell in love with her.
>She gets swallowed up in the moment, and reflects on her lonely life on the mountain & sex happens.
>Afterwards she asks him to stay with her on the mountain, and he agrees.

>>12472162
Good. Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472180
I'll admit, I was playing with the idea of the main character meeting the werewolf during a hiking accident. While the MC's hiking buddy is off trying to help him, the werewolf effortlessly pulls him out of danger.

At this point though, I'm still putting the most basic of the foundation pieces together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472180
What depresses me most about these kinds of scenarios is knowing that even should something like this ever happen, I'd be turned down cold due to twisted countenance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472211
Bah. Monstergirls don't care about your face. They have different cultural standards entirely. When finding a mate, things like looks don't factor in above willingness and virility, I'd imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW Medusa, Apophis, Shirohebi sisters who all want to jump your bones
>Tsun, Yan, Dandere all after you
>Echidna mom wanting you to choose your future wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471904
>Your eyes lock and he then understands how much you love him.
>He proceeds to make sweet passionate love with you for ever.

Hmm, doesn't sound like a biased or distorted picture of a rape scene at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472227
She'd still need to find me at least physically compatible.

Or maybe life has beaten me down so hard I can't even find happiness in fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472227
>Willingness
I think you included one factor too many for some right there, and demonic energy can probably fix the other. As long as you're not the worst of the worst you can still get you're waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471904
I definitely like the Chuuni.
>Muster up courage to ask him out
>He spouts something about justice and never accepting evil
>Pin him to ground
>Start shouting attack names as I take his cute virginity
>He realizes I'm his perfect crime fighting partner
>He lets me rape him everyday while we do different poses with my tiny tail pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472237
Maybe it has. Maybe you need to see just how beaten down you can get, before you can climb back up again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472245
>implying you can please anyone with a tiny tail pussy
>implying anyone wouldn't start lusting for more girth once the mindbreak wears off
>being this beta

[Anonymous No.]

Tsundere a shit they said

Snakes a shit, they said

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472227

I hope so. I'm 26 and my hair is already greying, not to mention I've had permanent bags under my eyes for as long as I can remember. I'm not exactly ugly but it does make me feel old... At least I don't have to worry about balding.

You always read these stories with protagonists who are like, 21, max (if not straight-up shota). It's sort of disheartening, but at this point I'm just bitching to bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472228
>Starring: Rie Kugimiya, Asami Sanada, and Marina Inoue
>With Yu Kobayashi as EchidnaMom

Shaft Presents:
"Snake-Girl Suitor"

It'd be haremshit, but what can one do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472234
>Paladin who was willing to commit suicide moments earlier >Then "makes" sweet passionate love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472247
Unfortunately one cannot climb up from physical flaws and defects.

About the only thing keeping me going in life is imagining really hard that maybe one day monstergirls will be real, and maybe one will find it in her heart to love me as much as I wish to love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472180
i hate this type of love-dove bull shit. Where is the conflict?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472152
http://i.imgur.com/o9wQ0nS.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472260
Well, just hope she has some kind of shotafication magic or some shit. Some mgs are into that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472237
bob, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472256
S-shut up, I'm sure he'd like it. It's tighter than you sluts and your loose unvirgin tail pussies. Get out of here, I bet youre a fucking centaur too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472238
unless you suck at fighting and your waifu is a salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471969
>http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human

Holy fuck yes. God, I love this story. Don't stop until its done. This is a fantastic and wonderful romance.

I once theorized the reverse Pretty Woman with monster girls. And I didn't know someone else had already brought it to life. You're /amazing/. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472245
I hear there is a HB named Paladin-kun who is the most chuuni in existence. You would not be able to face him and live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472282
Didn't KC say in a tweet so long as you promise to try REALLLLLY hard you can still get a salamander/lizardman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471969
>>12472285
Also, I am really worried about Crystal. I hope she is alright... that is a very very sad modern thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472286
>Paladin-kun
>Most chuuni
Please, we all know the chuuniest HB is /ss/. Paladin-kun is just some edgy satanist, he's not even a real paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472287
I don't follow kc and that is simply retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472295
>that is simply retarded.
A good reason not to follow KC. Most of us ignored that little update in our headcanons though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472107
Gooorgeous.
>>12472105
This, good anon, is why writefags become writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472278
>Needing to resort to rape
>Not being his enemy at first
>Not turning on the forces of evil after slowly falling in love with the hero
At this rate you'll never get one of us anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469647
http://imgur.com/M5AiHl7
Was bored, tried some quick colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471904
>Not wanting a cute scholarly humanboy

I bet you even don't want to learn the world's secrets with your one true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472294
/ss/ isn't even chuuni. He can't incant, he hasn't practiced magic, he can't sword fight. Hell he doesn't even have plate armor or a catch phrase! Dude is a wannabe chuuni which is like... no. Paladin-kun best chuuni. /ss/ shit tier wannabe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472294
>>12472287

What the fuck is an HB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472304
shut up lich, Go crawl back to your cave you and rape your muscless, 4-eyed freak you NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472287
Who cares?

Nobody operates under the assumption that they're going to fail in their fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472309
>being this new.
Why are you even on this thread if you don't know what human boys are?
oh my lilian, moving here has brought all the autistic unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472305
>Liking Paladins
Don't come crying to me when they smite your unholy ass. Fucking undead hating scum.

[Anonymous No.]

S-Say what you want about raping paladins, but we can all agree that Bishounen is best boy.

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be stalked through the forest by a shy slender woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472319
>not hating undead.
Because there is just SO much to love in a rotting corpse.

>>12472321
The fuck is a bishounen? Is that some sort of pleb tier HB that only matangos like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472322

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472294
>>12472305
Oh boy, the Human Boy threads are leaking again. This right here is why I don't namefag
Kamen Rider Guy hides in the shadows without any fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472322
>Those long, elegant fingers

I want to interlock my own with them, and see if she blushes.

[Anonymous No.]

Heyo Captain Jacq(ueline)
Heyo Captain Jacq(ueline)
Bring me back to the rapetrain track
Bring me back to the rapetrain track

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472313
There are people in this very thread that do. And for those that don't assume they'll fail there are still doubts to assuage. It's supposed to be a perfect escapist fantasy, things like this pop up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472318
Not him but I didn't know what HB meant either. It's not an acronym we used on /a/. Is it a IRC thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472339
It's a bit of a running joke about NEET monstergirls in another universe doing the exact same we do with monstergirls, but with us.
Nothing more than some silly fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472333
I want them to lock around my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472339
>It's not an acronym we used on /a/.
Yes it is. It came up all the time when we went into bizarro /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472321
Bishounen is indeed best boy. Though bookish, nerdy bishounen is even more fun to cuddle between your breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472344
or my throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472327
N-No.
You know the nice, handsome boys who have that glow when they smile? That glow that just makes you feel happy and tells you that you can feel safe?

That's what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472345
I remember talking about human boys but not using HB as an acronym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472346
>shit taste.
>shit taste everywhere.
The best HB is CLEARLY shota.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472345

Not him but humanboys are old hat. HB in big capital letters is not. I've been here all the time and have only seen that particular use the last couple of threads. It was pretty easy to figure out from the context but the acronym is not standard. Probably you doing it. Now I've seen /hbg/ for the obvious but that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472344
I want to kiss and gently suck on them, one by one.

I wonder if Slenderwoman can play the piano. She'd be able to play songs no human physically could with relative ease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472350
Oh, those are pretty good. I still like the Paladins more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472353

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472312
It doesn't matter how big and tough they are, just how much they love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472352
>Being a pedophile
You do know that human boys don't develop sexually as fast as we do, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472351
>>12472359
No, it wasn't me doing it. Now I do seem to remember seeing it even back on /a/, but even if you hadn't through context it's hardly difficult to figure out.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that only dikes like getting dommed by their hb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472360
Actually, length of fingers don't affect playing at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472364
>mind breaking a HB into loving you
>love
You just use sex magic,
True love is cultivated through lots and lots of cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472369
At first I thought it meant huge bitch like a giant girl or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472361
Paladins would kill girls if you so much as look at them funny.

Go for the choir boy. All the fun of playing with th church boy with none of the murder.

[Anonymous No.]

So about them human girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472365
Wouldn't /ss/ for a monstergirl be a fetish. just as loli is for us? Not that I have any issue with either of course.

>A strong, lonely/yandere monstergirl will never tenderly molest you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472371
I assumed that finger span was an important part in playing the piano at certain levels. Then again, I don't know much about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472383
>human girls
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472365
>that pic
I miss SuperEgo. Halfway house stories with /ss/ loving chuupa never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472383
Disgusting vermin who only exist to steal away humanboys and abuse them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472353
I would praise her until the end of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472383
I want to see what a de-lolified, CC Devil would look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472383
>>>/u/

>>>/out/

>>12472381
>not liking the thrill of the fight
You succubi always play on easy modo. Why not try kicking it up to lunatic?
or r u casul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472379

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472390

I wonder who could be behind that post

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472374
I would never magic on my husbando. I want him to love me for who I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472383
You mean those things that you can turn into your loyal snake slaves?

Yes, they certainly do like for great servants, don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472394
She's quite a huge bitch. Cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472396
>loving a corpse
Being HB don't have standards like "No necrophilia"?
But who am I to judge? I hope you stop NEETing around and finally get a husbando like I have.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are my brothers at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472404
I-is.. is that a Paladin HB?
IS IT?!
HE IS MINE, HANDS OFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472388
>/ss/ loving chuupa never

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472404
In a cave south of Bourn trapped by a Minotaurus.

Sent help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472381
Havel is the best boy. End of discussion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjFUxxQWMM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471621
tat's hwat .22's are fer ya goofball!

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer my HBs to be a surprise! I mean, I never know who is disturbing my sand dunes... and then I pop up and SURPRISE!

I love them all though. Especially the dirty desert wanderers who need a shave and my loving care and fluids so they don't die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472404
Do you have skype?
I think it's cool that we have a Paladin boy on these threads, and I was thinking we could chat together sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472395
Don't tell me that you actually like human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472419

>MFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472419
>Being this retarded
Fuck right off from here, you knife-ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472422
setouchi human girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471679
even spaghetti can be found at the bottom of the sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472419
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472418
>You will never lovingly shave your naked little HB(you just dissolved his dirty clothes away afterall!) at an oasis with the edge of one of your discarded worm scales and nuzzle your damp cheek against his newly smooth cheek.

It hurts, anon. Why can't I find one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472419
I remember that guy, just replace Paladin Boy with Femanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472415
This... this was true beauty. I wish my husbando was half as paladin as the rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472426
Don't remind me of that disgusting abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472419
Back the FUCK off my Paladin boy
slut

[Anonymous No.]

cute little neet shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472432
>Actually letting your HB outside of your insides until he confesses his undying love for you.

Its like you want them to run away...

[Anonymous No.]

I mean if you believe in multiverse theory, there is a thread of HB on a site just like this talking about how much they would love for us to be real. \
If only our worlds could meet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472404
>attention whoring slut

Don't you have some red oni pussy to eat out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472446

> Smothering him

It's like you want him to resent you

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you found a HB lying unconscious outside on the streets at night, clearly having had too much to drink?
>Bring him inside
>Cover him with blanket
>When he wakes up explain the situation and hand him a bowl of eggs
>Tell him he doesn't have to eat them all but he must eat something
>If he doesn't, inject him with my ookumade venom and make him stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472445
>being a disgusting pedo
>not wanting superior onii-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472451
>bowl of eggs.
You're gunna scare him away you slut.
Demon lord damn you, you're acting like one of those scale chin lizard girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472453
Sabbath, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472328
>Not Chaika
Surprised

[Anonymous No.]

I like how this thread went from MGG to HBG, it's almost like there are real MGs here.
This is fun, right guys?

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the mg version of dfc vs. cowtits?

Straight vs. curved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472449
She doesn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472451
>Hand him a bowl of eggs
>Tell him he doesn't have to eat them

Good.
Those are my eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472460
Skinny Vs Chubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472461
w-what's so funny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472460
You're refer to dick shape right?

[Anonymous No.]

Know what I like about HBs the most? The taste of their cute little butt holes on my tongue. Oh the way they squirm... but then you can't really get past the colon. Don't want to hurt the poor thing. Besides, all the fun is in the prostate. They make so much wonderful filth when you do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472460
Skinny vs riped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472469
>prostate stimulation

You're going to turn your boy into an Alp if you do that! So gay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472465
The fact that you don't know.
>>12472469
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472475
But anon! They squirm so hard! And really, is it so wrong to want to see your HB and another HB get it on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472047
Probably because he is best Jojo
His dad is second best, but it's pretty damn close

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472477
Disgusting. Get out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472469
New girl, get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472480
But that's forbidden love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472477
Absolutely disgusting. That's absolutely disgusting

[Bobbyanon No.]

Hey girls, your favorite writefag here with another story update. I'm here with more Traincore and with some smut of Clarence the vagina boy. Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472487
fuck off you faggot.
that isn't even funny on HBT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472487
To be honest, if there really was a vagina boy his name would probably be clarence

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472487
Fuck off Bobby.

You're the reason .more only draws consensual humanboy shit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472136
>all that fluffy health
can't argue with that boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472487
>vaginaboy

Into the trash, along with human girls and ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472469
>Literal shit-taste
Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472487
>Traincore
Don't mind if I doskies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472487
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472487
You mean Truckerboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472495

>doesn't like consensual

How's it like having such shit taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472500
>That ass wiggle

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to hold a human boy in my tentacles.

Do you think I should put one up his ass? Do they even like that?

[Anonymonster No.]

Anonymonster here with the next update to Anonymonster's Humanboy Saga!

In this next chapter Caroline and her three human boys must survive the NSA's kill team

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472510

Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472508
At leastI don't have as much shit taste as Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472510
Some do. Some don't. Some are indifferent because it doesn't do anything for them. You should always ask before ramming a tentacle in the butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472353
Best goddess
Illias a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472510
All boys want a thick slimy tentacle up their ass, just as much as they want the P

[Anonymous No.]

Look at all you pathetic girls, talking about deviant shit like hand holding. I bet you couldn't get a HB even if they existed. They'd be too grossed out by your fluffy tails and puffy vulvas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472510
Ask before doing nothing. Some of them don't like it.

But maybe the fact that they don't want it it's what turns you on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472533
>HB grossed out by fluffy tails
Take that back, you scaly harlot!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys come on, this is getting ridiculous. Stop pretending to me MGs so we can talk about MGs instead of gay shit like human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472510
Its a very good idea to warm them up first. Some gentle fingering, some rimming if you're comfortable with that... and remember to fold your tentacle over so you don't give them hickies inside! Those hurt! And it makes them enjoy it a lot more when the tentacle inside has a more phallic shape.

Just don't do it too much, dear. You don't want to Alpify your HB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472533
SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472533
What? Do you think they'll go with humangirls? . , I'm sure at least one of them is willing to love a NEET like me.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if you were corrupted into a human girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472538
Fine.

We can start by discussing how Pharaoh is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472540
All I really want to do is hold him tight with my tentacles to the point all he can do is squirm, then stroke him to orgasm over and over.

Playing with his ass is just the cherry on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472533
Humanboys love fluffy tails. I bet you're one of those skank lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472551
If it meant someone would love me I'd do it ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472552
no fuck that. go back to HBT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472524
>Illias a shit
N-no I'm not!
Why are all you girls such bullies?
I created you because I was lonely but you're all mean to me ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472552
Bitch! You don't even know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472557
>Not wanting best girl
Some real bullshit going on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472559
>having tits that small
face it, even sabbath is more attractive than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472512

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472566
b-but guys like flat chests right? right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472565
Pharaoh you could never get a HB, you're too clingy.
Grape snake is much cuter FYI, I bet she would get all the HBs if they were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472566
>Ilias
>Small
All breasts are based on hers, any of a different size are the ones that are too big or too small, not hers! shows how much you know, heathen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472559
Bitch you ain't shit compared to Ammy
PRAISE THE SUN
PRAISE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472568
>liking maldom
dyke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472573
>Being this biased
>Being this obvious
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472576
You wanna praise the sun, apostate?
I got your day star RIGHT HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472587
my pussy... why is it so wet from this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472580
I bet you're one of those delusional power tripping femdom dikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472587
Ilias... Ilias... calm down. We're not doing that anymore, remember?

Come take a ride on Luka's cock and calm down, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472594
oh fuck off, everyone knows that HBs are too scared to approach us, so we would have to make the first move.
It is called aggressive dating you dyke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472580
How many times do we have to talk about this? There is literally nothing gay about anything that happens between a girl and a HB. S-so what if I want him to hold me down and ask me to let him do it despite the fact that he'll do it anyway~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472418
>>12472432
>Liking Sandworms
Pls.
She is literally 95% monster

[Anonymous No.]

>Not wanting to be a HB's maido
I bet you also want to dom him, you fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

Human boys like chubby girls, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472596
>too scared to approach us
YOU KNOW NOTHING.
Some humans would be tripping over themselves to approach a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472601
Like you wouldn't dom a dirty HB yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472600
She might be 95% monster, but she's 100% love in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472595
S-sorry.
It's just... I don't do well with rejection...
> tfw created the universe
> but can't create someone to love me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472394
Just how would intercourse work?

[Anonymous No.]

>yfw HBs near you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472602
Some of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472603
Yeah, maybe in your headcanon you self conscious scale tail!
We all know you would rush them like maid slut here>>12472601 and proactively date them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472598
Next thing you know they're going to say its lesbian to have an HB eat you out.

Just because I like my HB's tongue as much as his penis... it doesn't mean I'm gay! Pussies aren't touching!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472609
But I love you Iilas, pls sit on my face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472610
She pumps you in and out of her vagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472609
There better be plenty of lamias to recruitin MGQ Paradox, that's for sure.

Otherwise I'm going to be upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472609
if i were a HB I would love you
as long as you weren't a yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472615
>She thinks I'm a lizard girl.
>She thinks I'm a monstergirl.
>SHE THINKS I'M A GIRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472335

Rape along with Captain Jacq!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey at least you sluts have someone. All I have is a pile of dakis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472609
Shhh shhh shhh... our son will love you, Ilias. You're better now. No scary world destruction. Just you and us and the future of coexistence. We'll make it happen.

Now, Come to our room and lay your head on my stomach and let Luka spoon you from behind. It'll help you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

Okayado is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472619
so you are literally a human dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472625
>pretending to be a HB
right, they wouldn't come to a site like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472628
that's what you get for being a shit

[Anonymous No.]

LDR rhymes surprisingly well with NTR.
Coincidence? You decide, anons.

>>12472631
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472622
>Hating the purest form of love
You don't deserve a HB

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472634
Keep telling yourself that.
I'll just be here.
WATCHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>Some dykes pretending to be human boys
Come on, knock that lesbian shit off. Let's talk about who your favorite boy from Everyday Human Boy is. I like Mike and Raphael.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472638
LDR also rhymes really well with sexy vampire sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472633
What, are you selfish enough to deny your giantess waifu her pleasure for the sake of your own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472642

> Liking Mike

Only vapid whores like that jock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472602
Speaking of wasn't that fag Trader Anon going to get back to work.
What a fucking liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472643
Sexy vampire NTR sex, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472629
Alice. Stop giving my dick to everyone. I know you've claimed it and named it yours but there is a limit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472628

Suck it Sis.

Oh wait. You can't.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we go back to monster girls? Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472645
Better than TheGayestLoli liking Tragedy Actor. Seriously, who likes Marco, a human boy that gets off to you sleeping around with other girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472642
what mg would MC be?

has to be something generic but inadvertently ultra attractive to hbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472648
Someone is getting raped later!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472644
If I can shove my entire arm into her, and she doesn't feel it, she's too damn big for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472653
We are monster girls anon, what are you saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472656
Kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

Posting standards sure have fallen far in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472664
fuck off to your /a/ and talk about all your stupid moe boy blobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472664
Shut up about your fucking posting standards, we're having fun. Remember fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472662

You guys sound like people from loli threads, this is kinda going overboard.

[Anonymous No.]

> tried to build a humanboy out of spare parts
> rigor mortis won't go down no matter how much you pleasure him
Sure, a husbando that never goes soft SOUNDS like a gift from Ilias, but after the first week I just start to feel inadequate that I'm not satisfying his penis.
Any other necromancy-sis's feel this way?

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't somebody say they were going to write some thing about an after-school special involving boys "fighting" the Pharaoh and her friends?

I hope that gets done.
Shoot, I'll do it, if not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472668
dyke pls, even some HBs like lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not studying interdimensional physics at the Monster Institute of Technology
>Not building a portal to another reality
>Not finding a human boy and having him get you pregnant
Pic related, it's me.

>inb4 hurr wurm so stupid
Is that a butthurt bitch I hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>220 images
>Only page 7
Hoo boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472672
>implying you could graduate elementary school.
Are you have your kitsune friend write this for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472672
I heard they lowered the IQ requirements for retardation because too many wurms were bitching that the majority of wurms were retarded. You must be some smart cookie if you're a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472672
Shoe on head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472672
am I the only HB who finds wurms retardedly attractive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472678
I love wurms. I wish people wouldn't call them retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472675
>>12472676
>>12472677
You sluts are just jealous.

>>12472678
Sorry handsome, I'm spoken for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472638
El, Dee, Ahrrru.

>>12472685
Oh shit, we're back.
>Error: Upload failed
Okay whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

I blame the paladins for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472678
You're not alone. I too find Wurms to be adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw want nothing more than to be lovingly held to the chest of a HB but 14'8"

Why must the world have so much suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472691

The janitors deleted a nice song about skeleton knight paladins for no reason. They should have known better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472691
Paladins...

<Deruella shakes her head.>

I am convinced that they are a unique lot amongst the humans. My theory is that they lack higher brain function, unable to logically assess a situation and calculate an outcome. One has only to make mention of the Chief God to get them frothing and battle ready - at which point they will rush headlong into any engagement with complete disregard for their own well being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472678
In all seriousness retard-dere is one of my favorites. Ovulate.png.

[Anonymous No.]

A weird thought just crossed my mind.

If Loen is dead, and Zophia killed him...
How is he still making deliveries?

Could he be a...a skeleton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472708
Spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472706

>The last line of defense for all mankind
>Actually able to defeat the ultra-OP hugbox monsters in combat
>Fucking idiots

One of these things is not like the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472678
They're not retarded, just simple. God I hate this.

http://i.imgur.com/WS3hDzr.png

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying half of you would even be able to approach a HB.
While the rest of you sit alone in your house I'll be making a family and a perfect life for our children with my perfect husband.
http://imgur.com/l1PKdGu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472716
>>12472726
I just realised something.
>No one can post images on 4chan
>Monster Girl Thread continues unfazed while the world burns
Laughing Skeletons.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472708
But anon
We are all skeletons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472628
go back to your daki fort
http://i.imgur.com/oUDQOsC.jpg

HB here and i'd an illias

only dakis for you

if i had a choice between you and devilbug
i'd choose bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472730
Is it really the whole website? This is one of the advantages of being used to imgur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472737
Deruella daki when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472738
Yeah, at least however many boards but probably global in the end. Made a quick check on /a/ and they can't post images either. Here it's like we just hit the cap again and nothing special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472746
I checked /b/, can't do it their either. They had the same fuck up we had before that too. 9/11 2014

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472152
>http://imgur.com/a/Ji741#0
We need more of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472751
Somebody should do one for Pharaoh.
Ojou-sama and all.

[Anonymous No.]

I think we're back guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472762
I can't imagine this without a foot fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472670
Oh that? You should do it, the one who said they liked the idea was Alp, he'll never get it done.

[Anonymous No.]

I missed you faggots ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472670
>after-school special involving boys "fighting" the Pharaoh and her friends
I don't know if this is hotter as loli-on-shota or some naughty onee-sans from next door "playing" with the kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472811
It's not hot, the "fighting" was LARPing.

[Anonymous No.]

is it down again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472685
This. The retard schtick gets boring after a while. I'd like a decently competent but incredibly one-track wurm much more.

Like, see this elf here? This, but as a wurm. Or a bibliophile wurm who razes her entire way to the local library but won't make a sound in there and always returns books in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472839
Wurm Wrangler is going to have anxious teenage Wurms with rampaging hormones. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472814
And it resulted from a few of us talking about how 4 Mimes with White, Black, Time, and Summoning magics could beat the Demonlord in an extremely humiliating way. It can be even more humiliating when you give them Dualcast, since that can be mimicked as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472878
Yes, that's the stuff. And it needs to be written. And I might not be the right man for the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472883
>I might not be the right man for the job
That remains to be seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472887
>that remains to be seen
No way man, that's way too much pressure.
*Tweek noises*
Seriously though, does ANYONE want to take this cup from my lips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471916
There are no words to describe how hard I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472887
It's not easy for a Cat Girl when she's in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472897
>Cat Girl in heat
>Fullmoon
>catnip
Survivors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472900
>catorgy

I'd say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472900
>Survivors?
Maybe, but your dick and the furniture will not be listed amongst them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472891
I already have so many other things that need to be written, but...I guess I can add one MORE thing to the pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472913
No,no, I couldn't force it on you. I just need to replay the Stick of Truth to get a feel for it and... just sleep a little less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472913
>I already have so many other things that need to be written
Brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472916
Or you could wing it. This kind of stuff isn't ard to do.

[Anonymous No.]

So are we dead, or are you guys just preoccupied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472967
It's three in the morning some places, we're always slow this time of night. Posting was down for a while so people probably went elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472971
Figures. People are always asleep, or elsewhere, when I'm on.
I hate my work schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472980
I know that feeling, just got home and thread is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472967
Most everyone is probably watching the Smash Bros leak streams.

Or asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472990
I'd say they are asleep. At least there are still 2, maybe 3, people to talk to.

[Anonymous No.]

I think we can all agree, that it doesn't matter what monster girl is your waifu.

But what does matter is if she's flat chested or not. Down with flat chest enablers!

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

nyaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473000
Tomboy Holstaurus Christmas Cake Barmaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473000
Moth-chan ass shot. Good kitty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473000
I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472928
>wing it
Oh, I ALWAYS wing everything. But I need muses whispering in my ears to get anything done, see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473000
Scylla in a Santa outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473000
A dangerous looking MG pirate crew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473000
Mantis Shrimp Girl and Pistol Shrimp Girl striking badass martial arts poses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473008
No, I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473016
>wasting our image limit
At least Futurama is a show with Monster Girls in it. The story of a bullied Cyclops all grown up and the average anon who falls for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473018
>complaining about muh image limit

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, here's a recent Lamiaroid pic from UN_DO for the other 7 of you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473027
Should she become part of my team in Paradox? I think she should! Yes indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shirohebi and Apophis twins from an Echidna mother
>Both of them decide they want you
>Both are rational enough to realize that sharing you is better than dealing with one of them getting you and the other trying to murder you both in a jealous rage
>Double wrapped in snake coils every night, and most days

Obviously you need to show them both massive yet equal amounts of attention, so what happens when one gets pregnant and the other doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473040
You buy her a Werewolf puppy to keep her occupied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473040
Better finish the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473043
This man knows.

[Anonymous No.]

would you a Ridley-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473054
Absolutely. Just waiting for her to get leaked. They've got Duck Hunt Dog, it'll be dny second now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473054
Only if she talks in the Retsupurae Ridley voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473040

Leave them both and hook up with their mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473055

if only the people playing weren't absolute shitters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473057
>I-I'm gonna cum!
>AHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473043
A puppy will only keep her attention so long as her sister starts to round out and get that motherly glow.

>>12473047
A good plan, but giving one more attention than the other is asking for trouble.
One is already jealous and angry that her sister is pregnant, trying to finish the job will only make the pregnant one jealous of all the extra cum her sister is getting.

>>12473059
>Dropping two yanderes for used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472845
Alp, if that's you, I'm splitting up the pirate thing from the big conspiracy story arc I had planned. It works better s a spy type story, it wouldn't work with the pirate thing. But I do have something planned for that now shelved story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473074
I knew it wouldn't work, good to see you have seen the light man. So what's going on with the pirates now?
>>12473071
But by then she will be Yandere for the puppy and won't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473000
Minigun Minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473055
>Duck Hunt Dog
>Confirmed for Kerfuffle
>Instead of Ghirahim, or Isa, or Saki, or Blaziken, or Arle/Amitie/Ringo, or Magnus/Hades, or even Isaac from Golden Sun

Nah, it's okay. Let's go with the fucking dog that everybody who's played the game wants to shoot right in between the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473079
>>12473055
How awesome would it be if Nintendo just stated that there'd be 5 or 10 other characters that they haven't announced to let players discover for themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473075
Over the top, amoral action. Shark girl dominating the MC, probably. MG crime boss that will have a bigger part in the conspiracy story. It will be episodic, for the most part.>>12473075

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473086
>episodic
It seems my advice has been accepted. Good man, here's a mermaid in a glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473079

>I hate fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472521
>You should always ask before ramming a tentacle in the butthole.
We are monster girls, we were born to rape, this statement goes against everything we as monster girls stand for

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473091
It's not that, it's...
It's that, of all of the characters they could've added to the game, namely the ones that I listed, they decided to put in The Dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473097

fun hater confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473095
Can't we be civil about it though? Can't you rape politely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473095
Doesn't mean you can't do it anyway if he says no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473099
Okay, I'll be honest, I haven't actually seen the Dog being played.

Is he at least fun to play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473104

Oh yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473100
Impolite rape is quite gauche.
Ask your man before, of course!

[Anonymous No.]

You're walking to the store, and run across a group of Bee girls singing "Don't Worry Be Happy".

What do you do?

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

>>12472745

When Mari gets around to drawing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472706
Say that to my face motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473114
Surely you mean
>Don't Worry, Bee Happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473114
Listen I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473114
Give them a jar of honey as a peace offering, that I may go about my day without getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473104
He's Banjo Kazooie without the Banjo Kazooie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473124
I could work with that.
Fine. I won't be butthurt anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473124
> tfw no more Banjo Kazooie ever again
> tfw the project old Rare guys had was scrapped months ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473119
So now they're singing, AND exploding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473126
I would ask what project this was out of curiosity, but I feel like knowing would only lead to suffering.

That means, don't tell me about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473134
http://i.imgur.com/t2Nzhke.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473119
He should really BEE careful BEEcause not adding that can BEE very detrimental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473142
Buzz off.

[Anonymous No.]

Would sticking your arm in a Manticore's tail pussy be classified as fisting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473146
Yes, and you could go in elbow-deep with little to no lube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473146
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473145
But all i want is to Bee part of the conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473150
Then take your honeyed words elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473150
Charon, I swear I am writing right now how you're going to be in suspension bondage while your ferry goes down some rapids. You're going to be tossed around. Now stop making puns or I'll make it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473155
You should really BEE more considerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473156
why are you BEEing so mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473157
>>12473160
He's becombing an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473160
Because that's what the poll tells me to bee.

[Anonymous No.]

> And they say the Tarrasque beat her for twelve hours that day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473166
The beating gave her severe hives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473139
Man fuck you I didn't even know about that

This was another project aftwards that was shitcanned. Spiritual rather that direct sequel

Fucking christ that just mad GOG's insults at the old game mechanics that much worse. Want to rub your dick on my face some more, Microsoft?

[Anonymous No.]

These puns are against /hbg/ posting standards.

Remember to report and ignore all Charon-sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473173
I'm fairly certain that the few people in here are at least buzzed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473173
Don't BEE an asshole, we are just having some fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473174
Your buzzing days are at an end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473179
That's a pretty badly drawn bee.
You must have combed through KC's old crap to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473180
No, I got it off the Old Threads, back in the mythical land of /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473173
you are jealous BEEcause we get all the
boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473185
It's almost as good as Ran & Yuugi doing Massara Blue Jeans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473185
God damn, her braid is long. All kinds of shit must get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473188
It has gotten her into many HAIRY situations

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473188
Like Hobo cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473194
Cum on, don't make such low brow jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473196
Who said I was joking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473202
getting that on her braid is an unlikely outCUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473207
Yes, she was saved, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473208
>saved
Hobos like a chase, she's not out of the woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473209
Milfs soon.

So soon

This time definitely

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473213
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473213
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, I cut you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473213
You mean Charon will get pregnant with hobo kids?
I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473225
Will she give birth in a filthy back alley?
Will a crazy Hobo that thinks he's a midwife help out?

[Anonymous No.]

would they be able to kill a triceratops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473241
shit wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473079

Don't forget the wii fit trainer. Some real classy roster decisions, goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473245
Still a valid question. What monster girls could take on a triceratops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473255
Any of the Dragons, Lilims, Liches, Onis, ect.
I'd love to see an Oni suplex a dinosaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473255
She is not oni one who could, but she is still the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473262
Well i want a T-rex monster girl
we don't always get what we want

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473267
It'd just be Rin from KS with a tail, ear fins, and clawed feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473270
Rin was best girl, I see no problem here. Except that T-Rex had colorful feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473267
She tries her hardest to hug and cuddle you in bed, but despite her best efforts all she can settle for is straddling you with her delicious plump legs.
She tries to hide the fact that she cries about the fact that she can't hug you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473271
>T-Rex had colorful feathers
Are you going to believe anything a scientist tells you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473090
Mermaid in a glass is good, but I think I'drather have some Wurm wrasslin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473273
Yes. Science is my religion, scientists are my priests. M'lord.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone remember the bizzaro /a/ days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473271
i am fine with them having fluffy down feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473272
this is so cute
i want to hug a t-rex girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473276
So you're a Scientologist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473272
Someone draw this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473278
Do you mean the bizzaro /a/ threads or the bizzaro monster girl threads on /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473288
the latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473288
He means BIZZARO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473290
Sure. We were doing the same thing earlier in his very thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473278
Times were simpler back then. TF with the raw dumps and who could forget Hound and his 15 inch penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473293
One of the perks of being an Alp is feeling at home in both /mgg/ and /hbg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473295
Hound and his long dong still comes around. TF doesn't come around anymore but she's busy with stuff more important than monster girl threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473295
How about remembering more than just the good parts?

>>12473300
Thankfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473303
I never stated whether I thought it was good or not. Just that everybody seems to have forgotten about Hound's massive prick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473309
I never even knew about it. Do tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473228
Probably.
The only thing I'm sure there will be a lot of daughteru dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473309
Guess I wasn't here for that, what's that about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473309
I never forgot about it. That was a fun thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473311
>>12473314
There was this site (which I have since forgotten about) where you could enter a name and it automatically generated a penis. Some anon posted the link into one of the threads and we decided to have a dick comparing contest. Let's just say Hound blew the competition out of the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473312
Will there be "mother daughter bonding" in the form of simultaneous impregnation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473320
Oh right, that. I remember beating Deruella because I used my Alp tail on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473322
>>12473320
Not the same thread, but the same website, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473320
It looked like a whale fitting into a garden hose. Quite a few laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473325
Anyone still remember the site? We could get some laughs again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473334
Man I couldn't tell you. I don't have it bookmarked and I couldn't even give you the right idea of the keywords to search for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473334
Was it this? It looks kinda like I remember it being.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473334
Think I found it. http://en.inkei.net/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473345
That's it.

It seems that Hound get smaller when I entered his name, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473345
>Alpanon's penis
>Ability: 42 %
>gay only
This program knows what it's doing I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473345
>Hound
>The Hurricane Extreme Suzuzaku

I'm dieing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473345
>>12473344
Thanks friends. I've got it bookmarked now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473355
Let's see what else we can find. BobxLess affinity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473359
Do it. Post results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473345
>Check Affinity with that one Deruella bitch
>My dick is too big for her
>Feel rejoiced
>But I still cum too quickly

And that's why this is both funny, and bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473363
>it has an actual anus affinity analyzer
I'll be right back with the results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473363
>Affinity of Bob and .Less
>Ecstasy of Bob: 0
>Ecstasy of .Less: 0

Bob also has a tiny dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473371
Poor Bob. Poor .less as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473372
When switched around, they still cum zero times.
But .Less is bigger than Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473371
>implying bob is not on the receiving end

[Anonymous No.]

Alright gang, how much Affinity do you have with your monsters in that simulator?

I ranked 77% with a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473381
Between (my name) and Suu. 65%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473376
He was on both the giving, AND the receiving ends.

>>12473386
I got 84% with a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473381
96% with a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473388
>>12473391
I'm losing with Suu. Sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473381
100% with Apophis.

It's like a match made in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473381
Why am I not seeing any %, only the number of times they come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473400
You have to click on Analyze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473400
Choose Vagina affinity, and Analyze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473345

>Do Hound and Bob's affinity
>68%
>watching it felt like rewatching the MR. Hands video

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473402
>>12473403
Ah. I got 78% with Dragon. I guess I'm satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473412
Try Ryu and see what you get. Their vagina looks like one of those playground slides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473410
>Hound and Alpanon
>78%
It fits, but I don't know if I want to...
>>12473415
>that Ryu vagina
Jesus Christ, how horrifying. Got 63%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473419
Told you. Any kids they have are in for a fun ride.

>Hound and Less
>67%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469945
>Haha yeah
Hose her again for snitching
>Accidentally pointed the hose at her, when she blurted something out, startling me.
>I was going to leave it, but she started to shiver, so I removed her soaked shirt, towelled her down and gave her mine until hers dried out.

>Not being a flawless liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473425
>Hound and Asterio 70%
Oh shit the poor girl was torn apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473433
More like he hit the spot. He could pleasure a whale.

[Anonymous No.]

>Claire and Bob
>76%

Bob is pretty compatible as everyone's buttslut, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473438
>ELH & LDR: 64 %
>LDR pegging ELH: 26%
Uh-oh, trouble in paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473448
More like it means she'll have to train him.

[Anonymous No.]

I never been a posting standard faggot but this affinity posts are really low in quality and just shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473452
>Alp and LDR: 88%
>LDR pegging Alp: 64%
Ohohoho!
>>12473461
You're just mad your results are bad. Did you know that the best way to keep up posting standards is to make good posts, not whining about others not doing so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473464
I think they're in for a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Anon!Tomasu_Yeti!20140911

>Ecstasy of Anon: 8 times
>Ecstacy of Tomasu Yeti: 8 times

Well well, look who's a match made in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473464
I tried LDR in the tit simulator, along with a few others.

>LDR
>AAAA Cup
>Satisfaction rate: 25%

>Ryu
>G Cup
>Satisfaction rate : 92%

>Wurm
>C Cup
>Satisfaction rate : 59%

>Alp
>E Cup
>Satisfaction rate : 75%

Face it, Ryus have the best rack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473472
>Hobo and Charon
>74%
Why you so tsundere Charon?
>>12473473
I guess so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473473
Do Hound and Wabbajack.
Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473480
>Wabbajack
But that's a weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473483
Jabbawock.
It looks like a deflated condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473484
You mean Jabberwock, the Dragon from Wonderland. Wabbajack is Sheogorath's magic wand from The Elder Scrolls series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473485
I can't remember how to spell her name from memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473465
>Armchair-kun & LDR :81%
>LDR pegging: 68%
It's a close call, but looks like Alp wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473491
Like that's a shocker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473495
Good to see people have faith in my abilities. Some of them anyway.
The last part of The Meaning of Life After Death 3, wherein nothing happens.
http://pastebin.com/kAAxqZ5z

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473500
Everyone has faith in the durability of your asshole when it comes to being rammed by LDR's strap-on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473505
Well they should, I have years of practice without ever using lube!
>this is something to be proud of

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473506
Let's stop before this gets even gayer, or LDR makes a story about you being rammed and makes money off of selling it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473513
>ecstasy of Alpanon: 0 times
>ecstasy of LDR: 9 times
I am okay with her making money with that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473381
>Between TheStraightestShota and Miia is 78%
>Between Darling and Miaa is 92%
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473547
There's always horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473548
>Try it with Darling and all the girls
>He has such a large penis he's always at 90% or above
There's no hope left for man, he'd NTR away all our waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473548
>Try it with real name
>100% with Cerea
>Beat Darling
Is this telling me something? Perhaps that a chuuni and a chuuni go well together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473554
IT's telling you that trained warrior Centaurs are good waifu's for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473550
Truly Darling is a man among men. Did you try Smith as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473557
Yes, it was 100%, higher than all the other girls. SMITH END CONFIRMED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473550
Not Hound's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473561
But Hound and Asterio are only 70%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473566
But Darling and Asterio are 66. Hound is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473566
>>12473571
Hound can pleasure a whale, and pump for oil.

[Anonymous No.]

Butts, boobs or hips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473577

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473577
Butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473577
Boobs = Hips > butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473577
Butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473577
>Admiring art
Red paint or green paint?
>Eating pizza
Bread, cheese or tomato sauce?
>drinking a glass of water
Hydrogen or oxygen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473577
Butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473584
>Harpy with human butt.
I'll accept it, not everyone can handle enough monster
>Harpy with human shoulders, and very little muscle.
That must hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473381
96% with Miia.
90% with Cerea.
96% with Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473595
Oh shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473381
I got 86% with Katya, my slavtiger waifu
>Red gets 88% with Katya
Not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473600
Alp here, I get 100% with Katya, fall into despair for not only is your story dictated by me, your waifu is mine as well! Ohohoho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473600
>>12473604
I also got 100%.
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473605
>>12473604
Slutty Slav.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473600
Even I, /ss/, got 96%. What a slutty tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473600
I don't know who's Katya, but I had 93% with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473595
You're that guy who keeps posting that bird with people torso, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473611
Wow. I wonder how her husband must feel, knowing that his wife is such a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw getting a higher affinity rate with Less' boypussy than bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473619
No. I've been out of these threads for a bit. Is someone posting reverse monster girls? (And is one of them the snake from Centaur's Worries?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473604
>Faceless Old Man
>94%

>NTR
>87%

>Purity
>100%

I don't know what to make of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473604
You dont have a dick, Alp
>>12473605
>>12473611
>>12473615
Why?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

...
http://imgur.com/a/nFxhG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473633
Purity wins. The faceless old king has been slain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473592
>>12473599
>>12473584
>>12473590
Some fine assmen in here. Help me finish this, please
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9KV87IcDbU

Assman (aa-aa-aa!)
Fighter of the titsman (aa-aa-aa!)
Champion of the buns (aa-aa-aa!)
You're a master of...

Then I get stuck. Help me out, monstergirl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473635
What am I looking at?

>>12473634
Because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473634
>you don't have a dick
The analyzer says otherwise.
>effectiveness 42%, gay only
>The Lily Naive Kitty
So there!
>>12473635
Good sir, could you be troubled to color the Octowitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473639
I don't think being an assmaster is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473640
A one eyed monster barely being contained.

>>12473641
Sure, dunno when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473649
That's a good boy Hound.

[Anonymous No.]

Affinity of Faithfulness and Succubus

47%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473639
You're a master of raping, and handholding with everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473652
>Alpie and Moth-chan got 100%
That's it, I'm done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473668
Better take responsibility.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473672
http://imgur.com/rsEafM5
Oh he'll take responsibility alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473677
O-oh my. /ss/, I never knew you were into this sort of thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never see your hardass muscle monster girl waifu pull a 180 when she holds your daughteru for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473675
This chibi is art for the upcoming 12beast open world RPG, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473683
I was having a good day till you showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473655
Doesn't really scan. (or fit the theme.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473680
Alpie pls, have you never seen Boku No Pico?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12473684
Sadly no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473689
Of course. In Finland it's even legal.
>>12473691
Deep down I knew this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473688
Oh well. I tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473684
>12beast open world RPG

Is that a thing, or just a dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473698
A beautiful, beefy dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473699
It seems like a beautiful dream, though.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Going over the changes in V2 compared to the first release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473702
It is. And I didn't even have it before I saw that picture. I'm imagining old timey graphics, hence the chibi. Now I'm making myself sad by thinking about it more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473706
Not enough monster girl games, only dreams.
Feels batman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473705
It was clearly necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473723
Now that looks awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472687
>spoken for
sad face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473705
The first english release is slated for 4/15, so that would put volume two at something like July of next year? And the translations have stopped due to licensing? That's just great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472706
>deruella trying to sound smart.
1. you're a shit
2. you're a huge shit
3. see >>12472713
4. you're the biggest shit in the history of shit

Love,
A Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470808
I like charon's set of teeth there, quite nicely drawn.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12473729
I'd say even long than that. There is only 6 new chapters a year now.

Also, stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12471325
>always complains about pictures of her looking terribly dull
>excited about that new OLED TV
>can watch 3D cinema without glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473740
>OLED
One reason why the Vita was so much better than 3DS, god damn the colours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473559
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473742
>worst girl
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473559
>>12473742
Breaking news: Humans are more compatible with other humans, not monster girls. More at 11.

Leech a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473754
1. that's bull shit
2. mg pussy best pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473754
That's a lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473771
That's right, you should watch Kitsune News instead. They're always truthful there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473774
Or if it is I'm screwed because I'm incompatible with humans as it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473780
It's OK, you just probably aren't human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473797
Pretty sure I am, at least. Not so sure about anyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473803
Are you a miserable pile of secrets, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473680
>My writefag name
>Alpanon
>my ecstasy, 7 times
>Alpanon's, 3 times
I'm coming to Finland to shatter your shitter for fucking Katya, you clownshoes motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473816
I'll get us some candles and stuff. You're okay with clothespins for nipple clamps, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473805
I don't have any secrets, I'm not that interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473834
Then you're not a man, rejoice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473820
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473842
Don't be so tsundere, Daddy-O.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473000
Hi Dandy!

[Anonymous No.]

Corrupt Shimakaze with a dick roughly fucking normal Shimakaze

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473577

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473816
w-what. I thought you were my imouto..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473839
That's not comforting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473871
No, it means you're compatible with Monster Pussy, see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473861
you have a demon imouto?
Is she single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473875
They aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473733
>230cm
>B143

http://i.imgur.com/MoIwQSf.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473882

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473882
>posting imgur links to reaction faces
You might as well start keeping a library of ASCII reaction faces at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473473
Nope Holstaurus do by 1 percent
93%
G cup
The Mega Elite Jupiter. Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473914
>93%
There has to be SOMETHING above that. Scour the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473473
>>LDR
>>AAAA Cup
>>Satisfaction rate: 100%
Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473479
>>Hobo and Charon
Did anyone ever draw any Hobo x Charon-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473923
No, and let's pray that it stays that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473923
No and I pray to the gods that they never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473926
>>12473927
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=41570263
I bet this would be super easy to shoop into Charon-chan. Just change the colors and change the ponytail into a braid. Maybe give the dude some scabs or rags or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473914
>Moth-chan
>The Twinkle Sapphire, D-cup
>75%
Not yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473931
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw the affinity with your waifu is only 61%
>Tfw your dick is called the Legendary Bisexual Mammoth
>Tfw it only has 44%
At least its over 9.5inches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473381
100% with miia
Wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473935
If I had any idea about shooping I'd probs do it myself.
Also don't kinkshame me.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that you'll never be welcomed home by your monster waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473944
You'll never be warmed up by your waifu after spending a day out in the cold winter.
You'll never make hot cocoa for the both of you, and huddle up beside a fire together.
You'll never wake up with her the next morning, both of your looking sleepily and lovingly into each others' eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473917
>>12473933
Nothing can beat a Holstaurus tits. They are literally cow-tits, they are the best of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473959
I shan't give up!

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything better than fluffy? I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473962
You do that, meanwhile I'll be here enjoying a milky tit-job and blowjob then tender loving followed by cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473969
The truth must out. And when I find something above 93%, I'm going to gloat! Gloat I tell you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473914
>>12473917
>>12473959
>>12473962
I'll just leave this here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473971
Ha! I laugh at your futile effort! Holstaurus might as well be 100% as there is nothing better than Giant Milky Holstaurus Tities!
>>12473977
Jesus fucking Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473966
Fluffy so good it was banished to another world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473977
The horror... The horror...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473977
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473977
I have never been filled with more anger and laughter at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473977
YYYOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473977
Shiyeeeet~
The best I got was
>Decapitated Charon's Tits
>Satisfaction rate : 82% (E cup)

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently a Manticore's pussypussy is the most boring one of all.

http://i.imgur.com/r71ZziO.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473996
>werecat
That's just wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473996
That's why the evolved the tailpussy and spines. Because their vagina is so shit that they couldn't please their men.
>>12473997
Cat pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473980
Fucking did it! Inspired by Alpanon's new shit, Braidless Charon.
>The Extreme Elite Neptune
>G Cup
In your face, bitches!
>97%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473996
http://imgur.com/73CwdOE
Looks like Charon-chan's lewd pussypussy is in the lead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474002
>Braidless Charon
Alp, I may have insulted you, but I never really meant it. This time, fuck you for real.

[Thousandpath !!QsJw7QcA0Ct No.]

Chapter one today.
http://pastebin.com/NBFsdEPf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474002
Still not as good as a mushroom apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474008
We're going to pretend that never happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474002
>Braidless Charon.
>Braidless
Pls go and stay gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474002
Also Jupiter is bigger than Neptune so ha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474005
>>12474011
Does it make you feel any better the braid was undone so her hair could be used to tie her up?
>>12474012
Bigger =/= better, silly. The numbers don't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474002
>Braidless Charon

The Punished Snake of Charons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474014
Holstaurus will forever and always be best in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474016
>Affinity of Alpie & braidless Charon
>99%
He might be onto something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474014
>the braid was undone so her hair could be used to tie her up
YES
Preferably in a very lewd position!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474014
Well, the one who did it was an idiot. Braid would be better to tie someone up, unless it made hair too short. I still don't like it, but at least it had a purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473922
LDR pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474026
The best would be if it was rebraided as the rope, so that it opens up to lock her arms and legs in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473876
fuck off, she is mine. MINE I SAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474032
You can't like, own an imouto, man, she's one of Mother Earth's creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474032
>Affinity of me and Demon Imouto
>83%
I don't know, man, she loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474034
We've taken so much from Mother Earth, what will stop us from taking even more?

[Anonymous No.]

It's late and I'm reading a scary manga. I wish Draco was here to cuddle with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474038
>scary manga
Is it by Ito?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474038
What manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>affinity of mgg and posting standards
>Ecstasy of mgg : 1 times
>Ecstasy of posting standards : 7 times
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474036
>Alp and Demon Imouto
>95%
Step it up man, you're losing to a guy with no dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474042
I Am A Hero

It has these really horrible pages like stop motion and when I read the first part where it starts going downhill the whole city seemed silent.

Pretty creeped out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474045
He's using magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474045
>Affinity of Alp with pretty much anything
>around 95-100%
I think this affinity meter is broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474048
>I Am A Hero
I love that.
>>12474049
Excuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474050
Or maybe the MGE entry is right and Alps really are the superior Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474048
Just remember the rules to Zombie survival and you'll be fine. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474056
>Zombie survival rule #17:
>Don't be a Hero
He's fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474058
You could probably safely amend it with "Unless it's to save Emma Stone" though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474056
Draco would look after me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474066
That's like cheating.
>"Hey Draco, zombie bit me, help!"
>"Fine have a part of my heart and let them bite you as much as they want, you're immortal"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474077
She's a newt, not a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474078
No, I'm sure Draco is a dragon. It's even in the title: "Dragonheart". Not "Newtheart".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474083
I thought you mean the trucker lesbian from EMG. My mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you and your monstergirl waifus fare in the event of a worldwide zombie apocalypse, /mgt/? What would your plan be? How would your monstergirl waifu fight off zombies?

Like I said, the outbreak is worldwide, though smaller, isolated populations have better odds at being safe. A small town in Alaska might be a good idea.
The zombies are runners, but lacking in any sort of intelligence.

Liches and other monstergirls like the Pharaoh have no control over them, but can still raise and and command their own zombies, if they can be procured. Zombiegirls fit right in with the regular zombies, suffer none from their bites, but, if waifu'd will still be intelligent and loyal to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474078
A newt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473966

Guess who has 100% affinity with Ran-sama?

Me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474087
>Dragon
I'm good.
>>12474092
So does Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474077
She's bullet and stab proof and super strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474086
You had a fucking picture Draco right next to the joke. This means you haven't seen "Dragonheart". Stop fapping to imaginary creatures for a moment and go watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474096
>Dragonheart
I saw it long ago. I assumed you meant it as a joke. Don't have a cow man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474094
>So does Alp
With Yuugi, too. This is getting out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you reject a Kagerou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474102
I would love a Kagerou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474100
Well, I know I want to watch it once again right now and I blame you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474109
Is it so bad if you like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474094

Then I only have one course of action. It's not personal (well, okay, it is), but I can't let anyone else near Ran-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474114
You're going to fight Alp? Get in line, Peterdnzl got pissed at him first. Then all the guys who hate him for unbraiding Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474108
Even if she was into biting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474121
Especially if she was into biting.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate Arabs so damn much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474006
Ooooo... I like where this is going already. Thank you! This should be fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474124
Even if she was hairy and required frequent shaving?
Or would you let her go natural? Would you run your hands through her soft fur, including the thick wads on her puffy vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474121
yep
i could get into biting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474128
Mmmh.
I'm sure you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474136
yes
if she wanted to shave i'll help her
or i'd play with her fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474136
God yes. Really, this whole perfectly shaven fetish people have these days is so annoying. I want my women to look like women, not prepubescent girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474139
Nothing wrong with Ancient Egyptians

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474135
That is great to hear.
I was afraid it was so bad no one was interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474145
Pubic hair is nasty. It's coarse, traps smells, and generally is unhygenic. You know the whole 'shaven' fetish as you call it is responsible for almost the complete elimination of crabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474145
This. Although "not looking like a prepubescent girl" may be unpopular in certain parts of this board, fuck those guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474160
Looking like prepubescent girl is alright as long as it's not a prepubescent girl. This is a great logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474157
There is a difference between hygiene necessity and sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474101
Apparently Alpanon would be the most popular being in Gensokyo. He's got 100% with Flan. Is this even possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474157
Pubic hair is gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474157
>>12474174
Do you shave yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474154
it was great, looking forward to the rest
ailith a cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474177
My dick raises above the hair. No need to get it in the mouth.

Also there is zero percent chance of me having romantic relations with anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474171
I'm just commenting.

Like some soft, downy fur on her ridiculously puffy vulva would be fun to play with. Probably wouldn't go down on her, but I'd do just about everything else.

>>12474177
I do indeed. Keep everything down there nicely shaven, taint and such included. It's just for my own comfort, though. No chance of romantic relations with anyone unless I paid them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474185
You can always hope for someone like Stocking, you know, with complete filth fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474191
Oh, I'd go down on her. It'd be fun to soak her fur and then scrub her later. But mmm... imagine the feeling of the soft lips and the heat coming through them wrapping around your dick as the soft fur rubs against your balls and pelvis around your dick.

Incredibly sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474172
MAMONO MANA. Alps produce lots of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474204
can an incubus turn a guy into an Alp? I need to know this for reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474219
Yes? I don't see why not. Incubi produce the stuff, don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474198
Please stop, you're giving me fantasies about rubbing my dick against Kagerou's silky, freshly-brushed leg fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474222
Incubi do not produce demon energies.
They simply radiate the stuff, which they got from their non-holstauri waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474034
>>12474036
fuck off, my imouto is MINE. You have to get through ME if you want her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474231
>radiate the stuff
As long as the gayfag is exposed to it, they turn.
>>12474232
A certain special someone already did.>>12474045

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474241
Well, if they would be having an Alp, then they would be NTRing their non-holstaurus waifu.
And we do not want that, do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474222
>>12474231
But an Incubus could bang another Incubus and with the help of a Succubus, could Alp that Incubus, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474087
>mantis vs zombies
The assassin of the forst vs some mindless undead?
Jesus christ I won't have any issues.

[Anonymous No.]

Hm. I'm pondering.

What do you think Alice's cup size, and three measurements are, /jp/?

Without a Word of God on the issue, what is your best guess? Very generous in all of them I'm thinking. Her waist is deliciously tiny, but she's got the lamia muscular waist ala Miia. And her hips are deliciously womanly.

Any thoughts? DD Cup? F Cup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474248
No. Gays don't become Incubi, they Alp right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474248
Well, I guess scheming together works.
Just remember to provide the succubus with a payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474139
Would she fight to protect her daughter?
Or would her daughter fight to protect her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474248
>>12474231

You're both wrong. Demonic energy corrupts and warps everything but men. In men it acts as a catalyst to produce more spirit energy unless the man has no spirit energy (i.e. gays in KC world). If that's the case then he goes alp.

You can't become an incubus then turn alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474254
"However, when an Incubus strongly desires to become a woman, or be with men from the bottom of his heart, he ends up subconsciously using the demonic energy he took in upon becoming an Incubus to destroy his spirit energy production function. As a result, they lose all spirit energy, and are no longer able to produce it. Now that the demonic energy is the only thing stored in their bodies, they end up transforming into an Alp."
>>12474256
Teamwork is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474251
Her three sizes are
B: perfect
W: perfect
H: perfect

I would marry Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474251
G Cup at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474254
Which is unfortunate. Does the most effeminate partner of a gay couple become an Alp? Then why will her new partner even desire her anymore because her partner likes penises too...

...and then they both become alps.

Huh.

Pair of Alps who were once gay lovers who go around seducing cute heterosexual guys together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474088
She doesn't get better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474266
I can't deny that, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474268
>Prepare for trouble, and make it double!
>I'm not doing it...
>Come on, you're ruining our entrance!
>I said I'm not doing it! It's lame!
They need to be villains in someone's story.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are werewolf and wolf girls so perfect?

>Maximum loyalty
>Will love you unconditionally
>Always want to be with you
>Fluffy

And all they want in exchange is your love and kindness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474260
Depends on how old the daughter happens to be I guess. Old enough and they are side by side.
Or this happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474284
>will brutally rape you and your friends.
>will murder people
yep, perfect/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474139

Would you sacrifice your own reputation and maybe your own life to become an Apophis and a Pharaoh's common enemy in order to make them put aside their differences and join forces oppose you instead, eventually having them realize how much they have in common and end up becoming friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474268
...I could so see this now. Take two incredibly flaming men who were lovers. Turn them into alps. And make them life partners who hunt for the perfect husband together.

>"Ooooh, look at that one. He has a nice butt."
>"Oh, poo. The face though. And the clothes. He'd need a lot of work."
>"Truuue... but mmmnf. I could dive right in with my spade into that. Or my /tongue/."
>"Dear, you were always an ass man even when you were a guy. You need to learn to appreciate the whole package. What if he has a small cock?"
>"True, true... this boypussy of mine is just /demanding/ a nice thick one. We'll keep looking."
>"Oh stop calling it a boypussy. Its a pussy. Just embrace it. We're /Alps/."
>"I'll call it a boypussy if I want to call it a boypussy and they better be grateful for letting me stick their big... thick... juicy... /cocks/... into its tight little walls!"
>"...Stop spading yourself in public."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474288
why would i give two shits about either of them?
Be logical anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474288
Yes. I would love to play the villain for once.
>>12474289
Such is life in Monster Girl Frisco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474289
gaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474289
Can Demonic energy make my dong bigger, or does it just increase jizz production? Because I could see myself going Incubus for a bigger dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474288
I do not think I could be too good of a villain.
I just do not have the guts to be fulltime evil, even for the sake of good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474298
>two girls checking out guys
>gay
I swear, it keeps happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474287
Yep. Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474298
Thats the point, Anon. They're two flaming gay men who are now Alps. And now they want your cock inside their tight little succubi pussies.

>>12474299
The transformation to Incubus probably tailors your to your waifu's specific desires. Cock size and spirit energy production included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474289
>Even alps want big cocks
I'll never know love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474288

You do know that the Apophis is already the absolute stereotype of a bad friend if you actually read her profile page.

>Good morning my Pharoah
>You should just kick back and enjoy it, cuddle with your husband, spend a whole romantic sex-filled day together
>Tut tut, the ambassader?
>Don't worry about it
>I'll take care of that trade delegation so you can relax and have fun

And she does this every day. Turning the Pharaoh into a hedonistic puppet who never leaves her bedroom while she rules the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474309
There's always some sadistic loli who'll gladly have a small-dicked slave.
>>12474313
Just as Cao Cao intended it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474308
>tailors me to waifu's desires.
There's hope for me. I mean, if she's a size queen that is. If not, I'm good anyway.
>>12474313
>tut tut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgTPH5y1-ZI

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474309
The average penis size is 4-5 inches.
The average vagina depth is 4 inches.

You're fine. Go find yourself a nice small vagina depth woman you can plug all the way to her cervix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473887
The numbers say Tio is bigger but it sure doesn't look that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474309

Don't worry anon, just because there are size queens out there doesn't mean that there's anyone that wouldn't be happy to be your queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474321
Everything I've read says average dick size is closer to 6".

I would love very much to find a shortstack with a tight vagina who disliked larger dicks because they hurt/don't fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474289
Nega pls. A link or something to your /d/ tier works. I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474333
That is a beautiful Centaur. I'm ambivalent about Horse pussy, but she is just too pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474337
I'll get one up later just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474336
>not account for chinese men which make up the majority of men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474321
>The average penis size is 4-5 inches.
Because a lot of the world's population is children, or because a lot of the world's population is Chinese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474342
♥

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474326
They need to do a breast press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474351
maybe they could rub their horns together a little too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474306
I wonder... Is blood a good lubricant? Not as a genital lubricant, because of disease and infection, obviously (unless you figure some magical way around that). But as a general thing to have splattered on one's bare chest so that your lover can slide effortlessly against you.

Would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474333

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474359
Eh. Asterios are too big for that.
Maybe switch outfits? Or fashion show. She can fill a shirt out well - http://imgur.com/MiFKGUt

>>12474367
>blood as a lubricant
Really? Really now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474367

No stupid, the natural ability of it to clot makes it sticky in no time flat when it's a thin coat. And then there's the smell, especially if there's a lot of it and it's rotting and warm.

Haven't you ever cleaned a deer or at least a rabbit or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474367
Nope. Its not a very good lubricant. Except for vampires. Who love it. But blood coagulates too fast and is really meh for lubrication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474374
Hunting's not a big thing where I come from. I know more about preparing food I've bought from a butcher's, than actually catching or deblooding it.

All I know about hunting food is that prolonging a hunt can cause an animal's meat to be tough and stringy when you actually catch it, because of the increased adrenaline in the bloodstream.

>>12474371
Don't worry I'm not a serial killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474380
Blood only works as a lube if its incredibly distilled or mixed with anti-coagulants.

Like the stuff they sprayed out of the fire nozzles in the opening scene of Blade. You'd need to prepare the blood if you want to use it for an effective lubrication.

But then this is what vampire magic and demonic energy is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474288
Would I have to wear a mask and be an edgelord with Pharaoh-esque powers of manipulation?

This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474395
Only if you're motivated by your crippled sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474404
Let's have a deal, shall we?
I keep the crippled sister, and you keep the edgelord angst. I don't have the time for any of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474191
i think i'd momiji over kageru though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474412
Kagerou's pretty sexy, but Momiji takes the cake when it comes to plain adorableness.

Plus she can suplex pretty good, too.
http://exhentai.org/s/9a4ec0b47d/722220-9

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never help your dhampir gf overthrow her satanic vampire mom through extensive over-domming

[Anonymous No.]

they should make MG onaholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474420
I agree, Momiji is the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474431
You haven't seen that picture of the were sheep daki with the onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474431
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474433
link i can't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474431

There is a dragon one out there. It's an anthro dragon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474440
There's this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474439
I didn't save it.

[Anonymous No.]

There's also the weird yellow one that's supposed to be a kitsune tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474451
That was fake.

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>>12474440
Ehh, that dragon in your pic isn't THAT anthro. Her facial structure, the jaw and nose, is human. Plus human arms and legs, right down to the hands and feet.
Unless you're talking about some other dragon. Considering Bad Dragon, I'd easily believe you on that.

>>12474451
I didn't know this was a thing. I wonder if it's fluffy.

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>>12474422
You've reminded me about this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474456

I wasn't talking about that dragon. I was talking about this dragon. http://bad-dragon.com/products/janine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474465
I feel dirty just from clicking the disclaimer entrance button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474473
Well, it's actually a funny site if you do your best to not remember they're serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474465
>$130
And I was a bit iffy about spending $30 on the other onahole I got.

I wonder if they have any that simulate wolfcunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474431
There is a website called Bad Dragon for a reason.

They even have horse pussy.

They even have horse pussy in colors of the mane six.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474488

I hate so much that I understood your last sentence. Fuck cultural osmosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474488
>>12474492
fuck is mane 6?

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/5kFaZ0C

Blessed be the Crab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474493
Do not invite that evil in to this house.

[Anonymous No.]

Would any of you people a Ara ara cake oppai loli megane black femdom SS childhood friend roommate Milkwoman centaur?
Try saying that ten times fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474493

the main characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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>>12474493
Have you ever heard about the questions one shouldn't ask, so he won't regret the answer? It's this kind of question.

Mane 6 is a name given to the main characters of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Are you happy or do you regret asking?

[Anonymous No.]

HORSE PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474502
would you fuck a MLP MG?

[Anonymous No.]

BOO

...I-I hope I'm not late this time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474512
I would rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474512
Not at all, love... shall we get on with making babies? I want to fill up your cold womb with my seed, love. Shhh... it'll work this time... you'll make a wonderful mother...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474497
I'm an ass and tits man, but Asterio and Tio look awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474512
am I the only one who thinks she looks like sucy from LWA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474486
With the milking ability?

You'd need to put motorised segments in the onahole to contract and flex the inner walls. The pleasure would be different between individuals too, depending on their preference and dick measurements, meaning that some tweaking would be required by the user, probably.

Like an onahole arduino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474512
Well, after visiting Bad Dragon site, you don't look too scaly. Ha! Got it? No? I guess it was a terrible joke and didn't even make much sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474532
You know you'd stick it in one of those horse pussy Onaholes while cuddling your Centaur Daki. You slut you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474529
I'm glad I introduced the idea of wolfcunt being able to milk into these threads. Same with ribbed catcunt.

If there was an onahole that could do as you described (Perhaps even add a vacuum pump attachment point) I would have no qualms about dropping several hundred on it. Strap yourself down to simulate being pinned down and fire up the WolfCunt Deluxe, then enjoy being forced to fire off load after load for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474540
I'll quote the legendary hero, Mike: HORSE PUSSY A SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474497
God damn, I just want to run my tongue over every inch of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474546
But that's is lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474542
Well, as far as learning about wolfcunt milking goes: at least I didn't learn about it from PlagueOfGripes.

What appeals to me about it though, is how it can lead to slow sex where you don't even need to break away from a kiss to keep thrusting. You can just spend a whole night laying with her while she brings both of you to pleasure.

The domination aspect is pretty good too, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474542

I really don't want to go into this area, but is the whole wolfcunt milking thing based on anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474559
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474559
In most members of the canidae family, the cunt begins to squeeze and undulate as soon as the penis enters. This is so when the knot swells up and the male can't thrust the female can ensure she gets him to orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474564
Evolution is a funny thing. Sometimes you can't tell if the solution is brilliant or stupid, but one this is sure: It works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474573
one thing*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474564

OK, werewolves are officially the best monstergirl now.

[Anonymous No.]

I understand that I'm a week late, but what does /mgg/ think of the newest clone of Sol's dead girlfriend?
http://i.imgur.com/ZbhghDp.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474573
Fennec foxes also go at it for two hours at a time and through multiple orgasms. The entire time the female's cunt is locked *hard* on the male's penis. He couldn't pull out no matter how much he wanted. And he's just getting the fuck milked out of him.

Now imagine a fennec fox girl doing that to you. She's got you pinned, kissing you all over while you stroke her big fluffy ears and tail. All the while her cunt is just going crazy on your cock, forcing you to cum over and over. You ever try to jerk off after you've just cum? Like how hyper-sensitive it makes you? Yeah.

You would be the ahegao'ing, twitching mess. Pumping her little foxy snatch so full it spurts out. And she'd just lay atop you, giving you little kisses on your neck and face and giggling until the morning dawns and she's had her fill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474595
Another one sees the light of truth.

>>12474599
This sounds pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474599
That's pretty lewd Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474599
Fuck Anon, that's lewd as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474599
Around_A_Fox_Watch_Your_Cocks.txt

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, a boner! Oh no! OH NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474599
Now

Now

Add a dash of yandere to the mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474510
Cerea just needs to be laid down, have a brush go through her horse half to get those tiny hairs, then a good wash down after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474599

Dear holy shit that's intense.

Werewolves and Kitsunes would be the most brutal lays of all time.
They'd just tightly cuddle you, while you violently thrashed around squealing for mercy. Even Onis seem more merciful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473500
So alp, I'm kinda at a loss for Anon and Charon's motives this chapter. Anon just kinda... strings up Charon for no reason, and Charon just stands there and lets her get trussed up for no reason. The extent of his reasoning for trussing her to the rafters seems to be that "he had some rope left over". The man's sort of bouncing schizophrenically between being Charon's knight in shining armour against hobo-rape, to being her forceful BDSM abuser bristling with impotent rage. And what's Charon thinking through all this? Is she turned on? Is she struggling? Is she cowed by his strength? I haven't a clue.

I mean, it's fine if Anon *is* a bit schizo, with emotions bouncing all over the place due to his strange situation and pickled adrenaline glands, but I could really do with more of his emotions in the here and now, rather than lectures on rope upkeep and half-remembered fox domming.

I'll stick with the story, but at the moment I'm kinda confused as to the dynamic between the two.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

puu sh/bv1CK/a7adaf8eb7
White or Dark Meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474639
Dark by far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474615
A yandere Fennec girl? Hang on, I can work with this.

"I was watching you when we were out, y'know. I saw you looking at that catgirl when I was trying on those clothes.
"But you wouldn't think of being with anyone besides me, would you? So why were you looking at her? Were you watching her ears twitch?
"But my ears are prettier than any catgirl bitch. Hm? Here, just feel how big and fluffy they are. Only you get to touch them... just like that. Oh, don't pull away, your fingers feel so nice along them! Mm, keep going- yes! Right there! Scratch right there!
"I love it so much when you do that. And you'd only do it to me, wouldn't you? If I saw you doing it to anyone else, like that feline skank, then I'd cut her ears off. I'd cut the ears off of every elf, catgirl, and werewolf, just for you. Just so you'd stay with me. I love you so much.
"No, please don't stop rubbing... I'm just showing you how much I love you. Ahh, your fingers feel so nice. Promise me you'll never touch another girl's ears with them?
"You promise? Okay, because if you ever do, I'll cut them off. I'll cut them off so that you can only touch my ears. My big, warm, fluffy ears. Your fingers are so nice on them..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474639
Cow Meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474615
You know what I would be scared of?
A yandere Medusa.

Being so obsessed with making you love her, that in one final act of desperation, she coils the two of you in her tail, takes your head in her hands, and turns the both of you into stone, never to be disturbed.

The last thing you see and hear is her Asami Sanada laugh and those cruel, yet sad golden eyes staring at you as your limbs begin to petrify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474647
>>12474649
Splendid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474601
>>12474604
>>12474606
>>12474608
>>12474623

So the next night you think you'll give it to her good. She seems to want to take the submissive role this time around. Her face is planted on a cheek on a pillow, grinning while shaking her hiked-up ass at you. You can just smell and see everything; thick streams of her lube are cascading out and running down her inner thighs in glistening trails. Her lips are so red and swollen you could just mash your cock anything near her crotch and they'd guide you straight into her hot fuckhole.

Which is precisely what you do. Feral and wild, slamming into her with everything you've got. Every bit of manly spirit you have is devoted entirely to brutally fucking her. The slaps of flesh, her loud, almost-squealing moans; you're not sure which is louder. With one hand you give her harsh swats on her behind which make her contract even more firmly and the other tugs and toys with her massive, fluffy ears.
Doesn't take long until he orgasms, howling and yipping in joy as her whole body shakes. You feel proud of yourself; she's one satisfied customer. Even if the sheets under her crotch as so soaked it feels like you're kneeling in a gooey puddle.
No longer forcing yourself to hold back until she's good, you boil away inside her - thrusting so far and deep on your final stroke you can feel yourself batter through her cervix and deliver your virile seed straight into her womb. She laughs throatily at your pleasure-drunk groans, but you don't care.

But then, as you attempt to pull out of her high-class goods, you discover you can't. Just as you rear back it's like she's got a titan's grip on your cock. You're trapped. Again.

Weakened by bliss she's able to thrust her thick, slappable ass backwards and force you down so she's riding you reverse cow-girl style.

"Where do you think -you're- going?" She'd ask lasiciously, brushing her fluffy tails across your face.

She got you again. Time to call in sick for work again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474647
Why boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474654
Perfect.

You see what I mean when I say that fluffy is superior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474654
Would a Fennec girl have the body-type of a shortstack, or loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474654
In my language, the word to describe my current state is "Dios Mio".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474647
now I want to see a fennec fox girl eating a cheeto

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474676
Can I just copy and paste the yandere scenario, and replace every instance of "ears" with "cheetos" to make it relevant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474668
Fennec Foxes are pretty small, so she'd probably be short and lithe. Maybe very pear-shaped. Like so.

http://i.imgur.com/7mMwPCW.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474639
Dark meat please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474685
Niiiice.

Bob, are you writing smut out of boredom?

[Anonymous No.]

Monsterboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474689
I don't know what you're talking about. I am certainly not Bob, who is home sick from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474691
A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474691
Human girls.
Who can effectively be turned into monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474694
I've got your typing style down boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474697
Via water guns that contain Ushi-oni blood??

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474704
Shit, I didn't intend to have two question marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474697
>wanting poor imitations
Natural born or bust

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474639

LIGHT MEAT

DARK MEAT

IT'S ALL THE SAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474704
And Mummy Curses
And Apophis venom
And Kitsune-bi possession
All kinds of ways to change them, wouldn't you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474704
Man, just use cloud seeding and ushi blood to convert entire continents into big, rapey, cow-eating machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474713
>All kinds of ways to change them, wouldn't you say?
Sheesh, you sound like you have someone in your grasp and you're actually about to change a girl into a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474713
Sounds like a new breed of terrorism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474714
Ushi-Oni blood and chemtrails.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474739
Praise the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474739
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474739
No Grapeposting,
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474739
Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474739
Meddi-chan is best Lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474739
Your waifu a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474739
420 Praise it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474739

Don't believe Pharaoh-chan's lies. Vote Grapesnake today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474755
>vote for a crazy nymphomaniac
As if anyone would choose Catherine the Great for their ruler. I mean, she was batshit insane. Only "better" choice would be Ivan the Terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474346
no, because penises are actually not that big on average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474336
closer to 5 inch in america

[Anonymous No.]

>>LDR
>>AAAA Cup
>>Sadism rate: 100%

[Anonymous No.]

I'M REALLY FEELING IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474765
Even if the average is 5", I'm still below average. No woman would ever want my D.

;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474778

Shulk is a stupid name. Now back to /v/ with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474778
Wrong thread mate. Though fancy meeting you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474778
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474774
The most sadistic thing she did was never showing That. It was many month ago and still every time someone mentions her I'm getting curious.

>>12474778
You feeling what? The Warp overtaking you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474778

Go home Shulk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474781
You need a slime girl, my friend. Any size is the right fit for her, no matter which hole you use.

Things are never as hopeless as they seem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474599
I just died a little inside and in that place a paladin was born

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472998
BROTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472998
>Liking disgusting sacks of fat
Sick. I bet you like Okayado's disgusting proportions as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474802
Sabbath pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>Everybody loves Grapesnake and Shirohebi
>No love whatsoever for Medusa or Echinda

You people make me sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474774
http://i.imgur.com/D7ps0UP.jpg

>>12474789
Oh, I did. It was at the end of a story.
http://i.imgur.com/0x2khpQ.jpg That was a fun day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473636
You...you killed God?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474802
>being a faggot
>being an alp

To the matango pit with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474814

it'd probably help if KC updated their art, especially Echidna

I love moms, I love snakes, snake moms are just the perfect blend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474819
isn't LDR a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you ORAORAORAORAORAORA your salamander or lizardgirl waifu is she demanded it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474820

Medusa's art was updated, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474815
I'm pretty sure you left before I did. Well, maybe I'm wrong or maybe you're thinking about another day. Anyway, it's good to know that That is nothing impressive. Well, maybe a capstone of your collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474824
So they say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474850

I don't care about her, I care about the Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474844
I don't think I have the vocal composure to shout "ORAORAORAORAORA" for extended durations while also rapidly punching somebody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474844
I can't ORAORAORA though, I can MUDA decently, but I shine at ARIRIRIRIRIRIRIRI if she would be okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

axolotl girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474859
There's a solution.
>100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10 km every single day.
At one point, you'll just need to yell "ORA!" once and knock her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474859
shouting actually keeps you from getting gassed while striking so... you probably would be able to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469162
There's something I don't understand about Lydia and Steve not being able to have more children. What's so bad about having a dire wolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474856
>I don't care about her
Art of a hurt Medusa crying when?
http://imgur.com/5UYPExa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474877
that kitsune needs a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474875
Lydia is a small girl. A dire wolf is a big kid to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474877
You know what would be funny? Dating with Medusa for quite a long time and one day just run away, leaving a note "Sorry, but I just noticed you're a half snake and pretty fucking ugly". That's probably when she'd start acting like a Gorgon should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474851
Well after a while I was trying to tone things down since it was a little more personal and different to the usual lewd shenanigans about monster girls, didn't want to upset things. Put the passion into writing and posted the link at the end of it, not in threads or anything, but not the same day, sure.

Was called "that" as much for humour and being the "We'll have to use -that-" line as stuff like teasing poor anons. Not something overly grandiose out of time and context beyond that the frame and GM Rimix in general was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474894
that is a good way to get yourself killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474894
That's not funny.
That's not funny at all.
http://i.imgur.com/glxJS7R.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474894
i would like to get stoned with a medusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474859
>>12474874
>>12474844
>Not ORARAING with your dick

Have you learned nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474894
That would be better with an Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474904
Someone get a drawfag to make a gif of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474894
You're awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474904
>Not using GER to make her experience orgasm endlessly
Nah son, you need to learn more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474894
>breaking monstergirl hearts

YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474912
Wouldn't that kill her eventually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474913
>Not fucking a human girl in front of that monster girl who had a crush on you
It's like you don't even break hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474900
You know what would be even better way to kill yourself? Telling her this while looking into her eyes.

>>12474901
Well, we'd get to see can she turn people into stone while crying, so it's not only funny but also a scientific experiment. So even if you don't find it funny, you have to admit it's a noble goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474913
>healing monstergirl hearts

YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474819
>Not the Boo Box

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474432
I second that statement anon. Momiji is the best.
Season 2 never ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474926
I feel you anon. That anime was pretty based considering every episode was really silly. Yet still hit you right where it hurts at the end of every episode with some emotional stuff. Not to mention it has a bancho girl which is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474918
Teach me your degenerate ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474919
Jeez, that's brutal.

So the moment her heart is broken, the one who deceived her turns to stone. Not only did he hate her and lie to her, but he'd prefer being dead than spending even another second with her, wanting her to turn him in to stone, even before she knew what she was doing.

That's tragic. Makes me want to hate Mero even more.

[Anonymous No.]

Any monster girls here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474922
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474919
>The last thing you see
http://imgur.com/5qMTKN7

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474936
Okay so to start do this. Find a MG at your place of work. Lead her on to believing you love her and her monstrous parts. Then one day after work invite her over. When she arrives at your house introduce her to your human wife. Make sure to kiss your human wife plenty and talk about how much you love her over dinner. Then watch as that monster's heart breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474943
About as many as there are human girls in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474920
An MG's heart can only be broken by taking away her "husband" or rejecting her, and seeing how much they are into proactive dating, they have it coming . BREAK THEM!

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you people hate Monstergirls? They're pure love.

http://i.imgur.com/YiPq8Vi.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474954
That means there actually are some.

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>>12474918
>>12474913
>>12474894
>>12474649
It sure is evil in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474958
Aww, even the bats are crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474954
Do you have the skypes for any of them? I think it's awesome human girls are into Monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474953
>need a human wife for this

Can't I just hire a girl to play the part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474941
As he slowly turns into stone, he rises his hand, right in front of her face, as if to touch her one last time. When she tries to touch his hand, he shows her the middle finger. The eternal reminder of her shattered heart in the middle of her house. I like this idea.

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>>12474944

Jesus Christ watch a Robin Williams movie, you plebeian.

The Boo Box was from Hook, and was basically a chest that they stuck a pirate in while dropping scorpions on him and going "BOOOO".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474973
Yes of course, that's what I was implying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474975
>dropping scorpions on him
NO!
I hated that scene!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474975
...Dropping Girtablilu in on someone.

BOO! BOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474963
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474979

>Him

Fun fact: That was Glen Close in drag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474975
>watching movies for kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474982
Illias thinks...humans deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474992

>Movie for kids
>Hook kills a teenager with a sword to chest
>Attempts suicide on at least one occasion by putting a matchlock pistol to his temple
>Executes Glen Close in the Boo Box

They got away with alot of shit for it being PG.

Next thing you'll probably insinuate is that Hunchback wasn't the darkest Disney movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474992

>Not enjoying Hook

I mean the guy was an ass when he chewed you out for having never seen it but it's a GOAT flick. Best Hook of all time too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474956
You. I like you. Join the ranks of the Paladins.

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>>12475004

"Don't try to stop me Smee. Don't try to stop me, Smee. Make no moves to stop me Smee."

"Don't try to stop me.... Stop me Smee. Smee get off your ass and stop me! I. am. committing. suicide!"

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>>12475024
Now apply this to monster girl porn, and...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475034
"Don't try to fuck with me Smee. Don't try to fuck with me, Smee. Make no moves to seduce me Smee."

"Don't try to fuck me.... Fuck me Smee. Smee get in my ass and fuck me! I. am. cumming!"

It's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475034
Some sort of weird, anti-snuff thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475024

Best scene in the movie.

"Don't you want to play with your little island?"

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>>12475034

It's better as a succubus who's tired of raping easy guys and longs for the days when they put up a fight.

"Now I've gone and made a promise. By my honor I have to hold to it."

"Now I have to wait. But no matter how long I wait, he'll still just be a fat faceless old man. A paladin? Paladins are dead."

"Death is the only adventure I have left."

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>>12475009
Okay, BUT, we leave the more docile ones alone, yes?

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>>12475066
>Expecting Paladins to be reasonable and merciful, as opposed to just "ARGH IT'S NOT HUMAN KILL IT KILL IT"

Ah hee hee hoo hoo ha ha.

[Anonymous No.]

So we've made some good advancements into the lore of wolfpussy today.

But what about Duck Harpies? Do they have spiral vaginas? Do you need to use Spiral Energy to penetrate them?

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>>12474956
>Not getting paid to woo the hearts of Monster Girls one by one, inviting them to a place where the two of you can be alone, only to bring her to an abandoned place where the Paladins Gang will mercilessly slaughter her
>Not taking their reward money and leaving, paying no heed to her begging you to help her

Jesus, anon, it's like you still have a heart or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475069

>Expecting holy knights trained since they were children in morality, chivalry, and combat to be sensible.

That's very reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

Update on The Body Snatcher, the sequel to Moonlight Murders. Terrible name, I know.
Update begins at 57. This story has more monstergirls than Moonlight Murders did

Before anyone asks, yes Claire might return later in the story.
In case anyone doesn't know, English isn't my native so there might be mistakes here and there. Sorry in advance.

http://pastebin.com/ppf5cRgx

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475073

>Duck Harpies

How about no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475073
I don't even want to know.

>>12475082
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475034
We don't actually even need to do that.
Hook had straight up Mermaids

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475085
What, you don't want to hear her go "QUACK!" when she climaxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475066
Monster Girls are winning right now. If you ever get the upper hand, thoughts like yours will prevent Paladins from destroying all Monster Girls. The roles will change. The small groups of Monster Girls will fight to save their race. One day, they'll dominate again. The closer to the destruction, the more desperate living beings are.

Aiming for the destruction of the opposite site is foolish. The best you can do is aim to reach the balance of forces to stabilize situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475086
>I don't even want to know.
Too late!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475092
Let me guess, her name is Tutu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475093
Or I could undermine paladins from within and cement MG victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475092
>She quacks when she climaxes

Truly a majestic creature.

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>>12475075
True paladins wouldn't stand for such cruelty. And true evil sociopath men wouldn't so that either.

>Not wooing several monsters simultaneously.
>Not inviting them all to the same place at the same time by hinting heavily you want to propose
>Not telling them all that you will marry only one
>Not making them go Highlander until there's only one left standing
>Not using her to end all sorts of other monster by implying they were hitting on you and trying to take you away from her

Who says you can't use one to make a pile of bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475099
It won't matter, even if you destroy Paladins, Monster Girls won't destroy humanity before more of people who hate Monster Girls come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475108
>implying paladins don't already have most of the good/competent ones
>implying any future force wouldn't be poorly trained and ill equipped
>implying MG's wouldn't steamroll them easily

plz

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Medusa use you as her personal muse for her sculptures, taking casts off your petrified body in various poses
>You will never be given a full body sensual massage by an Apophis, only biting you when she's ready to massage you with her "lower place"
>You will never be Ara Ara'd by a Momdom Echidna, only to wake up years later to your Kobold pup daughteru and her Echidna onee-sama waving you goodbye

It hurts to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474982
When Deruella is too busy
And Matango's a bit much
The call on me, by name you see
For my special touch
To the gentleman I'm Miss. Rapist
To the ladies I'm NTR
But call me by any name, anyway it's all the saaaaaaameeeee

I'm the slime on your chut
The reverse scale on your Ryu
I'm the Elf beneath your bed
I'm the Orc in every stead
I'm the prick on which you sit
I'm the jizz on every chin
I'm the chub in your pants
Make you precum and writhe

And it's so easy when lascivious
This is the life you see, the devil tips her hat to me
I do it all cause I'm lascivious
And I do it all for free, your cum is all the pay I'll ever need

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475114
They'd be a force like Monster Girls haven't seen before. Paladins existed for so long Monster Girls have learnt their ways. This new force would have to fight in a new, unknown way, while knowing the ways of Monster Girls. Good equipement and training is helpful, but doesn't make you the winner immidiately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474681
I mean a drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475118
A bondage loving Gorgon who immobilises you by petrifying every part of your body save for your eyes and your dick.
Scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475121

Count your syllables knigga. You totally broke the meter of that Voltaire song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475121
>>12475135

This also makes me want to rewrite Goodnight Demonslayer. So I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475075
>immidiately killing them
You know how it's called? Mercy killing. If you truly want to be extremely brutal, you can imprison them and slowly cut away their less important body parts (lizards would probably work the best) to feed them. Once they're too weak to eat, simply push it into their throats untill they suffocate. Seriously, it's like you aren't even psycho.

You should also throw away her money. Chaotic evil > neutral evil.

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>>12475125
There'd be less of them, and they'd be inferior to the paladins in every way. Perhaps they could hold out for a bit with guerilla tactics, but monsters are naturally more skilled in guerilla warfare. The fall of paladins would mean the fall of humanity.

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>>12475118
>"C-Can you unbind me now, please? It feels really stiff."
"I said not until I'm done, Idiot! Just...Just wait a little longer. I'm almost done."
"Then, even when you're away, I can always admire that beautiful body of yours."
>"Did you say something?"
"N-NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475147
Even Paladins aren't stupid enough to go to the open war with Monster Girls, they find a ways to defeat them indirectly or one by one. Seriously, once you're punched by a Wurm, it doesn't matter did you have some cloth on yourself or the holiest armor known to mankind, it's gonna hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475146

Who are you kidding? These guys would probably hang themselves with their silver like Judas. And the cutting doesn't work so well without modern medicine.

And chaotic is such random bullshit. The truly feared are those who have power and the proper plants to make use of it.

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>>12475159
So what you're telling me is paladins are already doing all they can, and losing.

You go on to say that if paladins are defeated, a secondary force will rise up to oppose monster girls.

This secondary force, despite logically being less numerous, worse equipped, less trained, less organized, possessing poorer morale, and generally being inferior to the paladins in every way, would be able to hold off the monster hordes, which the paladins are currently trying and slowly failing at.

Do you see how little sense this makes? A simple change in tactics won't come remotely close to making up for all the other deficiencies. Humanity would be steamrolled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475177
The secondary force would conquer the hearts of the MGs and everyone would live in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475121
While there's women to corrupt
While there's shotas to be had
While there's husbands left to nick
While there's holy men to drag down to hell
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the bedroom
It's a game I'm glad I'm in it
Cause there's a fuck in every minute

And it's so easy when lascivious
This is the life you see, the devil tips her hat to me
I do it all cause I'm lascivious
And I do it all for free, your cum is all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance to all things lewd
And I promise on my horny soul to corrupt all I touch
Lady Deruella has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does her job but does her job but does it hungrily

I'm the Ghost keeping you 'wake
I'm the Mothman on the wall
I'm the Dark Priest in the hall
I'm the Nightmare in your skull
I'm the Lamia on your back
An extra dose of Chesire Cat
I'm what makes you crave an Alp
A stabbing peen
A sudden (pelvis) crack

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475160
They're big girls, they can handle few cuts and a lack of one limb. But if you want to be really a refined killer, not Jack the Ripper, playing John Kramer could be interesting. Just imagine the possibilities considering MGs mentality and physique.

I think chaotic evil is better than neutral evil, because it's not being evil just for sake of being evil. You're evil because you're completely insane.

You can't kindnap people, murder them and call yourself lawful evil, that's why I didn't mention it. It's obviously the best evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475184
>And it's so easy when lascivious
This is the life you see, the devil tips her hat to me
I do it all cause I'm lascivious
And I do it all for free, your cum is all the pay I'll ever need

It get so lonely being lascivious
What I'd do for a husband
Even should he soon depart
And no one loves you when lascivious
I'm lying through my slit
Your penis' all the company I need

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475185
>They're big girls
___ ___.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475177
As I've said, the closer to destruction, the more desperate people would get. There obviously is a slight chance the humanity would fall, but MGs would do anything to prevent it to save their own asses.

Because neither side can actually destroy the other one, the best they can do is oscillate around the perfect balance. Sooner or later, humanity would find a way to dominate Monster Girls, with or without Paladins.

If you think it's a pile of bullshit, how you're going to destroy Paladins from the inside alone? You should assume they were infiltrated in the past, but they're still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475184
And it's so easy when lascivious
This is the life you see, the devil tips her hat to me
I do it all cause I'm lascivious
And I do it all for free, your cum is all the pay I'll ever need

It get so lonely being lascivious
What I'd d o for a husband
Even should he soon depart
And no one loves you when lascivious
I'm lying through my slit
Your penis' all the company I need

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475203
I didn't know Monster Girls rape songs as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475197
>Sooner or later, humanity would find a way to dominate Monster Girls, with or without Paladins.
top kek
more like very soon, all of humanity will be enslaved

and who said anything about me being alone? There are a lot of monster sympathizers.

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>>12475135
I did it for fun, fuck your metric.

[Anonymous No.]

I do not like dicks in the daughter.
I do not like them in any order.
I will not have her dicked or banged.
I will not have father sicked or hanged.

I will not have stories sad or morose,
Despite an Anubus in a sexy pose.
No fan I am of the tragedy at hand.

Brighten up that fable! Today! Today!
Today I say!
Without delay!

Your story's on the way up
View count's reaching great heights
Your pulling in readers,
And they're getting in fights

You've tasted the fame, and it's left you amused
You've saved the poor cheshire who had been abused
Your life's looking up, and now you're feeling great
Parenting's not bad, though you're not all first rate

Except then you died
And your daughteru cried.

I'm sorry to say so
but, sadly, it's true
and forced drama
can happen to you.


Doesn't matter the cause
Now Laska's alone
In a big scary world
With no dad of her own.

Now your daughter is sad
And her cries will be loud
And lost in the world
She'll fall into the wrong crowd

And in the wrong crowd
These things can go awry
Perhaps she'll start dating
The wrong kind of guy.

She'll come home one night, and the lights are all off
And her boyfriend brought friends, and they laugh and they scoff
They seem to be quite an unsavory crew
And she shouldn't just join them, but she couldn't have knew
That she should have run far, how she should have just flew

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475215
But since you're not there, she'll join in with the men
Indulging in pleasure in this treacherous den
The men all surround her, completely enthused
Her boyfriend is laughing, the whole love was rused
She'll wake the next morning all battered and bruised.

She'll wake up alone
With her heart all a race
For her life has gone sour at such a quick pace
For with father dead, her heart's empty in space
And writer is stuck in the darkest of place
The Bad End place.

...for bad endings plague these threads
Bad endings when the MC dies
Or mother goes, or daughter cries
Or "updates" when the author lies
Or greentext which offends mod eyes
Or actions written out like *sighs*
Decisions that were not too wise
Now everything is bad ends.

Bad ends where we cease to care
or devastated, left to stare
or shocked by things, probably our fault
or now in need of an adult
or wait perhaps, for chapters new
or try again and think things through
or try to fap, pull down our pants
or give a reread one more chance
Everything is bad ends

NO!
That's not for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475197

Not him but that balance and harmony argument is critically flawed. Humans don't need MG's so there's no reason they couldn't extirminate them, and there's no guarantee monsters are civilized and organized enough to prevent the extinction of mankind either.

It could easily be a great auk scenario.

>>12475214
Fuck you. Most of what you wrote doesn't even make sense grammatically or logically. Especially that irritating "when lascivious" you used in every instance of "when you're evil"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475066
>expecting a paladin to obey a hugbox
HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

Could you hunt down and kill the monster girl who raped and mindbroke your best paladin bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475232

That obviously means facing down and killing your best bro though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475102
GOD, i love how you think.

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically speaking, how would you react if you somehow got pulled to another world/dimension where monster girls were real and you got your ideal waifu, only for her to give you a child and then expect you to dick the daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475235
it has to be done, he is not the man you once knew

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475239

Why would she expect that instead of having the little girl find her own husband?

Not like she married her father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475239
ill do it if she does it first

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475239
I mean, in this world, I would imagine I'd be vehemently against dicking my daughteru.

But, you know, when in Rome...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475227
Fuck me? FUCK YOU! grammar nazi piece of shit

>doesn't even make sense grammatically or logically

Doesn't have to, mamono mana, bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475239
If it was expected, then I guess. I'd feel weird about doing it with anybody besides my waifu, even if she expected me to, let alone with our daughteru.
It'd be something which I'd need to acclimate to in a major way though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475239
Realistically speaking, I'd protest and hold myself back, until she bound me and had my daughteru pleasure herself using my shameful erection until both of us were crying, albeit I assume it'd be for different reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475212
You think people will sit idle when they lose their freedom? Monster Girls would have to keep human women and men to keep producing new humans, since we all age and there are more and more Monster Girls. Unless they create Oceania from "Nineteen Eighty-Four", with complete mind-control, humanity will fight.

>>12475227
Since MGs are flawed imagination and wouldn't work in real life, it's actually hard to think of them as part of nature. But in nature, oscillating around balance through feedback can be seen everywhere. That's why I believe if they were real, the destruction wouldn't be so simple.

Anyway, while humans don't need Monster Girls, they'd love to keep such an interesting creatures. Obviously some would want to destroy them, but others would want to keep them. We're a stupid race. About Monster Girls being civilized and organized: How a savage beasts could be such a threat to well organized humans? They have to be intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475252

Somebody is mad they did a shitty job.

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT: A bunch of niggers arguing over Paladins losing.
Kniggas, humanity is losing because of fucks like you and KC who literally throw themselves at MGs begging to get fucked.
Paladins aren't losing at shit when it comes to combat, hell according to KC combat is a stalemate or some gay hugbox faggotree
Also apparently both sizes use demon silver because muh hugbox

Fucking faglords don't even know what is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know, I started out just wanting to write a vague, cuddly werewolf story.
But now I've got some pretty interesting ideas. Like, what would it be like if a werewolf gave birth during a full moon? I doubt the newborn could do much more than cry, but it'd be a hell of a task to let a lunatic werewolf hold your hand during the ordeal.
In the end it'll still be a cuddly werewolf story I suppose. But at least I have some meat for the development. How to prepare it now is the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475239
Freak out
Find a way to live
Get waifu
Dick the Daughteru
Dick the daughter while waifu watches
Dick the waifu while daughteru schilcks in the corner
Fuck them both at one
Go on a cock rampage once they kiss with my um in their mouths and it creates a strand when they separate

Truly God hates us to deny us this.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475259
>believing for one millionth of a second I care what some faggot on the internet thinks about something I did for fun
>laughingNaga.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475275
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475275
that's why they are so fun to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475275
Great deduction, Holmes. I'm sure you'll make front page with this shocking revelation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475239
What would I do?

Freak out
Freak the fuck out
Jesus christ nigga just calm down
Run the fuck away
Hide in some human controlled church run city
Go full Paladin
I'm talking 9001% Paladin.
Return to where it all started.
Challenge every monster girl I see to an Honor duel
Marry the first one to beat me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475260
>giving a fuck about KC's hugbox
>thinking we're talking about it
We're just arguing for the sake of arguing. We don't have any solid base on what are or how Paladins works, what are Monster Girls and other meaningless stuff. The one thing we've somehow agreed on: Paladins are losing. Since we're discussing something where Paladins are losing, we're clearly not talking about glorious MGE, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475266
>she tries to rape you while she gives birth
>you must fuck your child out of your waifu

Not sickened, eager to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475285
So... marry the first monstergirl who looks at you funny, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475275
Also, you act like that doesn't apply to this site as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475286
discussing different yet equall shitty headcanons and debatin which one is right
>being this autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475258
>But in nature, oscillating around balance through feedback can be seen everywhere. That's why I believe if they were real, the destruction wouldn't be so simple.

Balance in nature is bullshit. All you have to do is look at basic natural history. There are limited niches. If there's some open, creatures change to fill them. If one is better than another in the same niche, then it totally rolls over and outcompetes and destroys whatever it was competing with.

Classic example: South America used to be like Australia, full of marsupials. Then North America formed the isthmus of Panama and let all the big bad placentals in. Now you know what's left of the South American marsupials? Opossums.

Same thing happened with the evolution of grass vs. ferns in the Cretaceous, with flowering plants in the Cretaceous, with true birds in the Jurassic, with the first true trees in the Permian, and on and on and on.

Is that balance? No. Nature is a bitch and doesn't give a fuck. Best thing for the job gets the slot barring geographic separation and other factors that stimmey competition.

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, time to go, everybody. Thanks for playing! See you next time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475289
>anything short nof a harem of top tier combat MGs
could beat me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475275
Yes and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475294
Play what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475268
>Kissing her own child
What a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475300
your peenors

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475285
>"Let's duel!"
>"You're a human, you don't stand a chance idiot"
>"I challenge you, coward!"
>"Oh, fine you moron, do you even have a sword?"
>"A sword?! Let's fight like real men! Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475287
Well, that wasn't the direction I was planning on taking. But if I ever need some batshit crazy origin story for one of my characters in the future, you can be sure that your idea will be at the top of my list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475307
god damn it.
I laughed. I would totally pull some "spell card rules" bull shit in MG land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475304
As long as kissing remains on the forehead and cheeks, I'll kiss her as much as I want, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474300
Oh I remember lining that. Here are the two versions of the finished coloring.

The first one uses my lackluster shading.
http://imgur.com/JB8oiOb

And the second one combines it with Luth's shading.

http://imgur.com/p6pBxNZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475287
Funny thing, that. Semen on the cervix actually helps to dilate it, which helps with birthing. So ideally you'd cum all up inside your wolfu just after her water breaks or something.

And then you pound her ass while she gives birth, giving her the colon shredding of a life time to get her through the pain of childbirth.

What is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475280

>Because something was done for fun, quality is irrelevant
You know how bad it is? I'm the only one who replied to it. Take your ball and go home kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475316

You obviously watched that one creepy scene in NipTuck where they explained all that and the pregnant woman forced the one guy to do something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475292
That's why I have admitted there is possibility that one side would destroy the other one. But even then, it would ultimately lead to balance. Just because some species have died doesn't mean it wasn't ultimately leading to balance. By "balance" I don't mean peaceful coexistence. More like "there is no problem here". So actually destroying Monster Girls would also bring balance. I defend them only because they don't deserve to be destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475321
What the hell is niptuck? I can promise you I've never watched whatever that is.

No, my odd thoughts are entirely my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475324
>in denial.
u in de nile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475317
Really, I seem to recall inspiring someone to rewrite a song they liked. Keep being a huge faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

So, it seems like we're on the end of page 10, and the thread is about to drop off.

Anybody want to make a new one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475334
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475323

Not really. Think of it more like trench warfare in WWI. Every species is just looking for a weakness or new way to break the stalemate. And when they find it they exploit the hell out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475334
lets have both LDR AND SS make one at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475334
Noticed that from >>12475294, was about to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475307

">Ugh, fine. If you really want to fight me that bad, let's do it."
>She sighs, stepping towards you
>"Just don't start whining when I violate you after this, human. I warn--"
"AHA! You've activated my trap card!"
>She suddenly stops, surprised
>"...Trap what?"
"Exactly! Now you can't make a move until I finish MY turn!"
>"...Okaaay. I'll take that as a 'running start' for you."
>She stands there with her arms crossed, waiting for you to do something
>You shuffle through the cards in your hand, thinking which one you should use first in the most dramatic way possible
"Alright! I summon... Dark Magician!"
>You scream, raising the card towards the heavens
>A real human mage pops out of nowhere and stuns the monster girl with a spell
>You simply stare at the scene before you, as you've never seen anything like it
>The mage turns to you as the monster girl tries to regain composure
>"What the fuck are you doing alone out here?! Are you fucking nuts?!"
"H-Huh? What do you me--"
>"Nevermind! Let's get the fuck out of here before she recovers!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475337
by making tanks right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475334
The rule is to wait for the current one to die. WAIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475334
Creating a new one would push this one out of page 10, so it's a good idea.

>>12475337
You see the balance differently. Not to mention, balance is not something achievable. The situation always oscillate around it, never actually staying in one place.

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>>12475347
holy shit. This can easily be the funniest god damn story ever. please continue.

also save this shit so you can pastebin it when thread dies.

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>>12475330

>Implying that wasn't me.
Keep grasping buddy. Or better, just drop it and don't use such shitty excuses about fun in arguments. So you did a bad job. So what? Try next time and maybe you'll make something people will like and repost.

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>>12475347
How would Toon World work in this world?