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1246270 No.1246270 [Reply] [Original]

Best Touhou

>> No.1246272

Cool. I think she's alright as well.

>> No.1246275

In before ZUN is a faggot.

>> No.1246277

I agree

>> No.1246290

She leaks.

>> No.1246300

Touhou and her dolls.jpg

>> No.1246305

>>1246290
She doesn't leak she just didn't have paper

>> No.1246316

I agree, Shanghai is the best Touhou

>> No.1246332

>>1246316

While you make a good argument, I must disagree- Hourai is the best shown.

>> No.1246337
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>>1246316
Signed

>> No.1246342

We're talking about Alice here not her soul-less creations.

>> No.1246346
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>>1246342
But each of her soul-less creations has a little bit of Alice inside.

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>>1246342

>> No.1246358

>>1246351
This reply barely makes sense in this context what the hell is wrong with you

>> No.1246363

>>1246351
I heard the pot is calling the kettle black

>> No.1246365

It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.

"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...

Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."

>> No.1246367

>>1246365
The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.

"Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.

Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".

>> No.1246369

>>1246367
"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention."

In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.

One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.

>> No.1246370
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>>1246351
she's awesome.

>> No.1246372
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1246372

I want to comfort her.

>> No.1246374

>>1246369
The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well.

In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.

Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

>> No.1246376

>>1246374
As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

>> No.1246377

>>1246365
>>1246367
>>1246369
This is some bad writing.

>> No.1246379

>>1246376
Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

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>>1246300

>> No.1246383

>>1246372
You'll die.

>> No.1246385

>>1246365
>>1246367
>>1246369
>>1246374
>>1246376
>>1246379
We all read this a million times

>> No.1246389
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>>1246372
She doesn't want your comfort. Only your magic books... and maybe Reimu's head.

>> No.1246391
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>>1246385
AND NOW YOU'VE READ IT AGAIN

>> No.1246390

>>1246385
Isn't that how Touhou jokes and stories are supposed o be used in /jp/?

>> No.1246397
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1246397

I like Alice when she kicks ass.

>> No.1246399

>>1246389
Both sides are wrong.

>> No.1246400

I would like Alice if the fanon would not rape her personality.

>> No.1246402

>>1246400
Then just keep your own assumptions and ideas about her. It's not like you're required to follow the fanon stuff if you don't want to.

>> No.1246407
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1246407

At first Alice's suffering was moe. But then I realized she never would rise above it.

So I switched to the superior short-haired blonde Extra boss that had moments of suffering from an abusive master and yet had breasts, cooking ability, pedo-power and a family. This way Alice can continue her suffering alone while I watch the tailrape.

>> No.1246405

>>1246402
But almost all the fanart and doujins are about "LOL ALICE IS SO RONERY AND MOE ^__^"

>> No.1246408
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>>1246400
You'll fall to love one day Anonymous.

One day.

>> No.1246411

>>1246405
And? There are a few that stay closer to canon. There's also a few that explore some sort of medium in between the two extremes and pull it off nicely.

>> No.1246425
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1246425

Best Touhou.

Bitch in one hand, fan in the other. Savin' the day.

>> No.1246423

>>1246411

I prefer the in-between Alice. It makes her fill like more of a filled-out character.

>> No.1246429

>>1246423
>>1246411
What exactly is an "in-between" Alice?

>> No.1246432

>>1246429

Suffering moe, but actually successfully interacting with Marisa or Reimu.

>> No.1246433

>>1246429
Dunno. Varies between person to person.

>> No.1246435

Alice has probably the biggest variance in fanon personalties of any Touhou. Yukari and Sakura are up there too.

>> No.1246442

>>1246435

>Yukari and Sakura are up there too.

Yukari is always a mix of lazy and rape. But yeah, Sakura can range from a half-baked ditz to a sadistic bitch to an emotionless loyal servant.

>> No.1246444

>>1246425
>Best whore.

>cock in one hand, vag in the other. fappin' away.

>> No.1246445
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1246445

I like 'Charming Border of Life' Alice best. Doesn't go as far as some works in that she is still independent and openly defiant but has serious issues she keeps to herself (usually though denial). Also ONLYYOUGUYSONLYYOUGUYSONLYYOUGUYS

That said, EVERYONE is awesome in Charming Border of Life.

>> No.1246446

>>1246435
>>1246442
>Sakura

>> No.1246449

Alice has probably the biggest variance in fanon personalties of any Touhou. Yukari and Sakuya are up there too.

>> No.1246452

>>1246449
Uh, were you talking to yourself in >>1246446?

Don't be ashamed to say yes. We all do it.

>> No.1246463

>>1246342

Once upon a time...

In a magical forest, in a far-off land, there lived a dollmaker. The dolls she made were beyond compare- a look would reveal no seam or joint, and a touch would bring the soft feeling of skin. They would move as she willed them, walking, jumping, even dancing around in merriment if she so felt like it. So skilled was she with the puppetry that naught a finger on her own hand need be lifted to care for her cottage.

However, this wasn't enough for her. She so desperately wanted her dolls to move on their own, to think, and feel, and have dreams of their own. Her studies were tireless, her works inspired and grand- but still her dolls stayed just dolls.

Over the years, her wish and her dream sank into the walls, the floor, even the very air of the forest beyond, but it all remained unanswered. Then, one day, all that work, hope, and love came together just so...

A doll that had sat on a shelf, looking over a grassy field beyond the window, was the first to move. It blinked once, then twice, then got up and stretched its little arms high. It took a step, then another, then laughed most merrily. It could move! It could sing, and dance, and skip across the floor as well as any child could! Soon, more dolls got up, some confused, some scared, but the first was joyous and knowing, and did comfort and help her new sisters.

Soon, all the dolls were up and about, some getting started on the much needed cleaning, others heading out to deal with the thick weeds that tangled about the cottage, and a few simply standing still to take in the feeling of being alive. The first doll worked open the door to the maker's bedroom, and bounced onto the sheets to give her the good news.

>> No.1246464

>>1246463

But she didn't get up.

She couldn't get up.

The long years of trying, all the work she had done, had taken from her youth, vitality, and, at long last, finally life. Nothing remained but dust and bones. The little doll fell back, her little heart nearly broken under the sorrow. The dollmaker couldn't hug her, or talk with her, or sing to her. But she was a well made doll, and could do still do one thing for her maker.

So she cried.

>> No.1246478

>>1246463
>>1246464
Alright, my lolis are now crying.

What do I do next?

>> No.1246488

>>1246478

Hug them, because you can.

>> No.1246491

>>1246463
>>1246464

Jesus Christ this is one of the most depressing things I've read here in a while.

>> No.1246497

>>1246464
My lolis are now bawwwwwing, just like >>1246478

>> No.1246509

>>1246488
Alright, that seemed to help.

Do I... do I put my penis in them now?

>> No.1246522

>>1246509
Not yet, you have to prep it first. Inserting it into the garbage disposal should do the trick.

>> No.1246529

>>1246522
Thanks Anon, you're always so helpful!

Be right back guys, haha!

>> No.1246543

>>1246463
>>1246464
Reminded me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVEgC1sXhSg

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