Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

There are butts to be posted but people involved aren't responding, so despondent Pharaoh.

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[Anonymous No.]

sucuvirus was pretty neat

[Anonymous No.]

Why all the hate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448048

Oversaturation. Poor characterization. Marginalization of other monsters in favor of it. Pick yer poison lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448048
Because popular things are bad.

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>>12448043
One day, these will be real. Someone get to work on that Cyberpunk story already. Anyone!

[Anonymous No.]

This girl confesses her love for you, but gets slimy when she's aroused. Do you accept her confession?

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>>12448055

For the bazillionth time anon. Just read a Shadowrun novel or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448059
>bazillionth time
This is the first time I've been told to do such a thing.

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>>12448058
Tell her no. I like girls my age.

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>>12448058
Never have to worry about lube with her, I suppose. And I guess if you ever do need any, you'll know you're doing something wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448058
Girls are supposed to get wet anyway. Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448058
>anything but snakes

no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448038
>Do you know why you're here
Now I'm curious. Is it good or bad?

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>>12448073
So what is the context for this?

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>>12448043

>that technobus greentext I made actually became a caption image of sorts

I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448075
Indiana Jones is having a nightmare

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>>12448058
If I were still in high school I'd accept without hesitation.

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>>12448048

>Too much of her anyway
>Anons freaked out over her sadistic tendencies but liked the design, so they butchered the character into being a horny tomboy
>This shitty version is what you get in all writefag shit these days.

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>>12448043
>eroge games
My boner is dead and it is all your fault.

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>>12448055

When people first talked about it a few months ago I had an idea for a story where the MC is comatose after the infection.
She was going to put him through a series a dreams that rapidly got out of hand and perverted. For instance, he could be at a restaurant and she's the increasingly inappropriate waitress, or he could be arrested by a police woman version of the technobus, and taken to the station for an "interrogation"

But I lack the ability to write good things
plus I'm already writing something anyway

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>>12448092
>I lack the ability to write good things
That never stopped anyone. I'd take this cup from your lips, but I lack the ability to write good things and I'm already writing something, so...

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>>12448100

Maybe after I finish my current story, then.
Hopefully I'll have learned from my mistakes whilst writing it, and this new story will be half decent.

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>>12448074
It's up to your imagination.

Always struck me as having a kind of tired, expectant look, like she's waiting for you to explain yourself after being brought to audience of her whole court by mummies. The others have a mix of unimpressed to amused looks on them, too. You did or didn't do -something- that you're being brought to account for, so she asks if you know why you're here.

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>>12448092
>But I lack the ability to write good things
Then you should train by writing stories for strange people on the internet.

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>>12448106
And expects me to confess? Just in case I'll confess to something even worse than what I was brought up for? Vicious tyrant!

[Anonymous No.]

Holstaurus are gentle and nice right?
Well, they are unless you don't feed them for a while.
Always remember to feed your Holstaurus. It doesn't have to be you, just get them fed.

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>>12448058
Getting slimy is nice, but she isn't very cute, specially her fins. So no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448116
>Doesn't like her fins
>Doesn't like delicious brown
>Doesn't think she's cute
Anon, I...

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>>12448058
Sorry, I'm only into ara ara older sister type girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448116
Damn, Anon. Damn

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder.

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>>12448125
Lenny!

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>>12448125

That looks like the work of the Grapist to me, sowing seeds of mistrust for her own gain.

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>>12448120
>>12448124
S-sorry but her hands are too big and her hair too short and her fins too round. I like the brown.
It's OK for us to be just friends, right? She won't go Yandere on me because I rejected her, right?

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>>12448129

OPEN WIDE, KIDS, 'CUZ I'M GONNA GRRRRAPE YA IN D'MOUTH!

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>>12448130
I'd like to post Ryoko from NtK to show you the full joys of delicious brown with short hair, but she's not a Monster Girl so I'll not do it. You still need to learn the error of your ways.

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>>12448130
And just what is wrong with short hair, anon?

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>>12448111
Oh? You have reason to feel the weight of sin on you before the Pharaoh herself? The repentant and virtuous that do not force her hand may yet feel mercy. She's waiting.

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>>12448130

Monster girls don't go yandere, anon. They're so pure in their love, why would they ever do anything that could be described as harmful in its pursuit?
Of course, it's their duty to protect their beloved anon from cruel, plotting other women. They'd only hurt anon, right? Better make sure they hurt first. Anon isn't going to suffer just because some slut wanted her fix, now.
Sometimes anon might try to run away from them, and they understand why. It can be a little overwhelming to have so much love thrown at you, but they just want to take care of you and make you happy.
Forever.

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>>12448130
Damn, Anon. Just damn.

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>>12448143
I... didn't pay for any of the MGQ games even though I thought I should. I know it was wrong, and still I did it. That, and I broke every promise I've ever made in regards to writefagging.

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>>12448088
Give her a break, she's just a virus

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>>12448137
Ryoko is nice and very lewd. Even though I don't usually like short hair, when it's stylish like her's I do.
>>12448140
N-nothing. It's just that I prefer longer hair. I still like some kinds of short hair but I'm not very fond of how it looks on that specific girl.
>>12448148
Waah no bully. Fine I'll go out with her, but she has to grow her hair from now on.

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>>12448144
What if I'm a paladin who's married to the job aka purging the unclean, burning heretics, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448112
She feeds me, I feed her.
The perfect mutually beneficial relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay i finished update 2
http://pastebin.com/68mUKWLL

update 3 should have more smut, probably.

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>>12448153
>very lewd
Did you read the latest chapters? She makes for a pretty good dom. And she's got some subtle muscle going on with her arms.
>>12448154
>purging the unclean
How about bathing the unclean?
>burning heretics
How about live and let live? Some good guy you are!

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://imgur.com/7TGTvNf

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>>12448149
My, and promises are oaths to be held, but as you seem repentant, you'll be spared the public lashing. Instead, cursed and bound in mummy wrap for seven days and seven nights within a sarcophagus of penance. The Khepri will see you fed, after which she'll decide what to do with what remains of you.

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>>12448161
You're doing Slaanesh's work, anon, keep it up.

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>>12448154

>You're only tied to the chair for your own good, sweetie!
>"Smiting evil?" But I did that for you! That cruel mage girl you came here with will never bother you again!
>We're going to be so happy together
>I just have to get all those awful Order lies out of your head
>Oh, please don't scream...
>I'll give you a nice little love bite for reinforcement
>now you'll feel all better
>And I promise no one will ever get in our way.

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>>12448173
>being given to the Khepri
So I'm just dung to you? If I ever escape, I swear to remove Pharaoh!
>>12448176
Why is it so hard for people to treat yandere properly? It's not all that hard to avoid all the disciplinary actions.

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>>12448162
>Did you read the latest chapters?
I haven't read much of NtK. It's on my list.

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>>12448179

She HAS captured a Paladin. It will take a little "persuading" to win him over.

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>>12448092
Why not just make it a short story about the virus forced to become MC's comuter assistant, where they both initially dislike each other, but slowly form a decent friendship?

Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder to punch Spiders and Dracos.

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>>12448179
Tsk tsk, the Khepri are merely servants, or would you rather starve? Sending you off with a dismissive flick, she'll wait and see if your tongue is quite so insolent when you return, perhaps breaking your will personally as a game and show of her dominance over all.

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>>12448183
Nana to Kaoru is one of the best manga around, the expressions and the dokidoki are unmatched. Well, maybe Dumpire does faces better, but nothing strikes my heart the way it does. You really should get into it. Dog Arc best Arc. And with that, I'm going to stop talking about it because it's not MG related.

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>>12448129
>>12448125
Can't the two of you learn to just get along?
Don't you two see how much you're tearing me apart!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448193
Goddamit it's happening again. Time for a workout.
>>12448198
It Has To Be This Way, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

You head outside and find this little cutie on your doorstep
What do you do?

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>>12448209
Immediate adoption.

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>>12448194
>Nana to Kaoru
What is it about, and how is it like?
As objectively as possible

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>>12448205

I guess you're right, CUZ VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE[/spoils]

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>>12448209

Don't touch it. If you do the mother won't take it back. Do you have any idea how big those things get when they're older? Do you want an eight foot tall fire breathing wall of anger and hormones trashing your house and staying out late in fifteen years time?

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>>12448216
>FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY DAD
>Don't talk to me like that young lady-
>NO, SHIT, I MEAN
>I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY DAD
>Go to your room.
>ARE YOU COMING TOO

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>>12448213
It's a manga about two highschoolers, a girl called Nana and a guy called Kaoru. They're childhood friends and next door neighbors. Kaoru is a total S&M enthusiast, and due to hi-jinks happening, they start to do S&M stuff, not as a couple, but to help Nana relieve some stress. Beyond this I cannot remain objective, but it will give you heartboners, I promise you. Here's a taste.

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>>12448209
Go get my lighter, a bunch of candles and a bucket of water for safety, then play with her while trying to figure out where her mother is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448190
Five star post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448216
Yes?
>>12448223
At this point I would help her hunt down a mate.

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>>12448209
Raise her, love her and when her powers are at their peak, eat her heart

[Anonymous No.]

Is the guy who started the anubis story from the last thread going to continue? Or was that just a short thing?

>>12448209

I ask her why she's on my doorstep. I'm not a monster though, I'll take care of her if she has no place to go. I'm not really looking for a dragon waifu, but I can't just leave her out in there in the elements. She might get sick or hurt...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Cerea ever rolled around before like real horses sometimes do?

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>>12448242
As a filly, sure, but when she grew up? Most improper!

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>>12448231

But she doesn't want anyone else as her mate, just that nice man who has looked after her all this time.

You've got some gigantic wall of muscle and lust who could easily overpower an Oni practically rubbing herself over you. And it's all your fault.
And I'm fine, because I chose to call the authorities instead and they found her a decent home.

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>>12448242

I don't know, her human portion would make that kind of weird, wouldn't it?

I'm sure Polt has. Miia probably did as a little girl, kids love to roll around.

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>>12448246
>it's all your fault
I said I'd help her find a mate, and if I'm the one she wants, then Usagi Drop End it is. I love me some Dragon.

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>>12448205
No! I don't believe it. You two are better than this. Don't you see that your selfish battles are hurting others in your way?
It's wrong. It has to stop, you two!
Otherwise, you're both grounded. For a month. With no servants for either of you.

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>>12448254
Who the hell is going to ground Pharaoh and Apophis? Illias?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Polt sitting like a dog.

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>>12448257
Their Echidna mother, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448257
Saitama

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>>12448259
That's racist.
She'll only do something like that for you if you're going out with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448261
Why would he care?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a bad enough dude to replace your Oni flatmate's alcohol with water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448265
They're interrupting his trip across the world while he's in a layover in Egypt

[Anonymous No.]

Gentle reminder to praise the motherfucking sun. Have a glorious day.

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>>12448271
I'd rather replace her alcohol with strawberry daiquiri's, a real mans drink.

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>>12448271
Yes. I'll give her a join to smoke, and instead of beating people up, she'll be giggling in the corner at something she ate for breakfast.
>>12448273
Seems legit, we'll go with Saitama.

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>>12448271
>touching someone else's booze
You are the worst kind of person.

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>>12448279
>join
Joint*
>>12448280
It's called an intervention.

[Anonymous No.]

>hear a coule rasps on your door
>open the door and see this
What do?

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>>12448288
It's called fiery angrysex with an oni because you got rid of her booze.

Count me in

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>>12448291
Milk it and go back to bed. It can come too if it's scared to sleep alone in the barn.

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>>12448291
Ask her what she wants.

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>>12448209

I'd go pay a visit to her single, flirty dragon mother that lives next door and give her daughter back as usual. I'd then take my leave and wonder why her kid keeps following me around. All I did was help them move in like a good neighbor would.

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>>12448271

>Live with an Oni
>Freezer full of vodka
>Fridge full of cremes and liqueurs
>Cabinets full of whiskey and rum
>Racks full of wines
>She gets pissed off at you if you touch the slightest thing
>Still drinks your secret stash of Knob Creek whenever you don't hide it well enough, which is weekly when she overturns your room.
>Finally explode at her about her bullshit
>She breaks into tears that it tasted the best since it was yours

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>>12448291
I'm just now noticing the slight pudge on her belly.
Damn. It's perfect.

I laugh, because her next line is her saying in a jokingly sultry voice, "Paint me like one of your French girls."

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>>12448301
She needs a father figure, you know. And as long as it's not a Dragon Yotsuba, everything will be fine. If it IS a Dragon Yotsuba, you marry dat MILF.

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>>12448271
>A laughing young man jumps out of a window on the first floor of a mg dorm.
>He is received by a scared looking boy.
>"Anon you sure replacing cherry's alcohol stash with water is an appropriate joke?"
>"Oni's get real serious when you touch that stuff"
>"But dont you think she's cute when she gets angry?"
>"Your fucking crazy man"
>A few minutes later a loud roar cracks most windows of the building.
>A giant red oni appears in the window.
>"ANON YOU FUCKING SQUIRT, THE NEXT TIME IS SEE YOU I WILL POUND YOU INTO DUST "
>A Minotaur tries to hold back the oni from going on a rampage, promising her some of her personal stash.
>In the mean time anon looks at the furious ball of muscles from a safe hiding spot, contemplating how to agitate his childhood friend next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448291
Feed her, she probably needs food in one of her four stomachs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448209
Drag it to the cops and roll to resist their attempts at seducing me at the police station. Kids aren't my game

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>>12448223

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>>12448318
This is pretty awesome right here. More please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448223
HNNGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448223
What if I'm already married

[Anonymous No.]

12 Beast Chapter 8 was out today.
Japanzai really dropped this project?
Will the new team (Mangaichi Scanlation) continue it?

[Anonymous No.]

So how would you feel if a Jabberwock pick you up, holding you tightly in her arms so you couldn't move, and used her tentacle mouth things to tickle your sides?

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>>12448380

I'd shit myself.

A dragon is terrifying enough, but an insane wonderland idea of a dragon would be horrifying.

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>>12448380
It sounds like she's holding me to her body while she's doing this, and the back of my head is nestled between her delicious brown tits.
That sounds nice.
Totally worth being tickled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448387
>AH, YOU'RE EMPTYING YOURSELF OUT?
>I GUESS YOU MUST WANT TO MAKE ROOM FOR SOMETHING ELSE BACK THERE~~~~~~~~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448394
Guess my boner is gone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448394
Motherfucker.

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>>12448380
my sides aren't really ticklish...my inner thighs and armpit are partially...
i like jabberwock, but i'd probably be worried

no tickle fights on the first date
my body is not ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448394
>Guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448397
>>12448399
You're welcome, onii-chans

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448380
Probably end up in a gigglefest seeing as I'm a bit ticklish.

Wonder how she'd react if I tried to tickle back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448407
>How about you try that again, only this time try it a lot lower and a little more inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448407
>She remains perfectly stone-faced as she tries to shake you off
>All the while, her tentacles are laughing like maniacs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448190
Agreed
Especially Draco
Not all dragons though right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448380
Instaboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448394
I think the poop would just get smeared out in my pants and then harden to give me a protecting layer from penetration

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448407

I'd imagine her trying to hold back her laugher as her tentacle mouths cackled loudly like Ripper Roo or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Romance options when, From?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448214
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE

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>>12448407
She'd probably giggle to, and might accidentally drop you, after which she'd freak out and make sure her princess was OK then she'd tickle you back even harder because she wears the pants in this relationship and you need to know that

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>>12448404
Off topic, but I for one am ticklish around the collarbone and neck.

That's why I can't appreciate Vampires.
Especially after that one JoJo episode where Dio had JoJo's cartoid between his fingers.

I actually yelled, "Stop! That's gay!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448414
She is willing to take that bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448418
You are just like me
Trying to make history

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448418

Oh, so you like spouting stupid ebin Metal Gear meems around for no reason, huh? YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448426
>No reason
The other guy did it first though
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448418
SELF INFLICTED PRETTY LITTLE MARTYR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448427

This is getting out of hand, we might get our shit kicked for this. BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448430
The right from wrong

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>>12448441
Fuck you for posting that
WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448447
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I donated blood today guys.
Am thinking of making a writefag relation.
Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448452
Damphir with an Electra complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448452
vampire
daphmire

...yeah, not great....

lamprey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448452
As ridiculous as it sounds, a blood bank/hospital run by goblins who clearly have no idea what they're doing. Needless to say, shenanigans ensue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448450
Aaaaaand it's stuck in there again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448450
I've cut my own path

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>>12448455
I ran a monmusu-themed RPG where this exact thing happened, actually.
The players wound up helping the Dhampir to assault the castle of her EVIL MOTHER only to discover that, in fact, her mother was actually quite a kind and loving single mother who didn't really understand why her daughter was going through this weird phase but was willing to play along and pretend to be The Evil Vampire Lord for a while because it made her daughter happy.
They first smelled a rat when the Dhampir blew up half the castle with a Grand Cross attack and then started going full BDSM all over her poor confused mother right in front of them.

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>>12448479

If people get mad at us, I just wanted to say YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448455
>>12448457
>>12448462
So many great ideas
God damn it

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any monster more shit tier than these things? They're essentially monster Jews.
Just look at those fucking eyes, I don't give a shit if KC 180s midway through their profile with "but they totally love you, guys", his own canon is that the girls describe themselves to the scholar. Bitch is blatantly a liar, and Danuki should be removed on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448493
BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAAAAAMMMMEEE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448504
Nazi monster girl when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448504
Come on, you know they'd be fun as hell to have around. After she gets her fill of pulling mischief on you, you and her can pull some mischief together on everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448504
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448302
This sounds like a Blue Oni, having a tidy and organised selection of alcohol and telling you not to touch it.

I figure a Red Oni would just have a fridge stuffed with anything with even the slightest alcohol content with a label in block capitals that says: 'KRUNK TRUNK'

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>>12448512

Yes, because being owned by some greedy money hungry sociopath would be super fun.

Even Deruella isn't this level of being a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Update on the Moonlight Murders. It's a mystery story set in the 60's-80's
Update begins at 740. Previous update at 656.

Disclaimer: I know nothing of guns. If anything bothers you, just say. Also, English isn't my native.
Warning: There and Manticore's in this. Apologizes in advance

http://pastebin.com/Q3Z5hW4j

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448073

Am i the only one that finds the ass to be both retarded and less attractive then the old Miia design?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448507
The world has turned

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448504
They wouldn't go to all the trouble of making you broke and in debt to them if they didn't want your D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448522

Would any anons here willingly go with an Oni? They'd be butch as fuck, and constantly reeking of alcohol and have really disgusting habits/personalities.

I'd personally rather not get "married" to some drunk who thinks they can turn me on by belching the alphabet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448523
>Yes, because being owned by some greedy money hungry sociopath would be super fun.
Are you implying it wouldn't be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448532

I've seen many threads like this before, SO MANY HAVE BURNED

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448490

Jesus christ. I really should run one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448533

So you live a life of poverty now, or worse, stuck with some jew who will probably beat you and threaten to kick you out onto the streets for slightly annoying her. I'd sooner marry a fucking Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448535
i'd bro it up
go a few rounds of drinks
then a few in bed


>>12448539
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448535
>They'd be butch as fuck, and constantly reeking of alcohol
>I'd personally rather not get "married" to some drunk who thinks they can turn me on by belching the alphabet.

>Implying that wouldn't make me rock hard.

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>>12448537

You wouldn't even be a husband, you'd be a slave. Nothing more, because they can only love money and wealth. They'd be corrupt from power and downright unpleasant to deal with. If that's your idea of fun, good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448543

Sorry, Already kidnapped all the Lilims to create the perfect waifu. Have fun with your Tanuki girl and learn to stop being so tsun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448535
>because all oni are exactly the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448543
What's with the Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448554

>a sober, nice Oni

Is this what you're implying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448549
Yeah, but at least you have the option of touching fluffy tail. For the low, low price of $5.99!

Offer priced at per 5 seconds. Some restrictions may apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448559
and clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448556
What's wrong*

Motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Lich as an adoptive mother.
>She will never train you to be a Necromancer.
>She will never tell you to stay away from girls who are 'living' as they're no good.
>She will never offer to summon a nice Undead Girl for you, if you have needs.

[Anonymous No.]

Can any writers list some resources to git gud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448556

What exactly did that guy do to anger Mari? Was he able to resist her charms, and she couldn't take rejection? Did he call her sister a shit? Be the two hundred and fortieth person that day to ask her why her cat looks high?

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>>12448556

They're the root of all the rapiness in the MGE world. Plus I can't imagine living a peaceful life with one, they'd constantly be trying to one up each other in their conquests, or forcing you to do high society shit, only it's monster high society shit, so its even more shit.

Also, endless violent sex beyond any other monster's abilities. Call me what you will, I have no desire for THAT level of perversion.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the worst piece of writefaggotry ever posted in this thread? Inb4 futacat I mean objectively bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448572
I desire to see more monstergirls get rejected, and go yandere because of that.
Like in AverageAnons story.
>>12448585
Cry me a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448568

>But moooooooom, I don't want to live in the crypt
>can I at least sleep in a bed? This coffin is cramped and smells weird

>But I don't want to go out with mary. She's all cold and keeps licking me, I want a living girl instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448589
There was that one where the guy use used a Persona name for one of his characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448546
It's staring across this barren wasted land

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448568
The first moment that I met her
I did not expect a specter
When I shook her hand I really shook a glove
She looked into me so sweetly
And we left the room discreetly
No one else could know the secret of our love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448590

Hey there, more lilim for you, right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448603
She's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448562
Whoooooooore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448594
>"Until you can summon properly, you'll take what your given."
>"Now finish your homework, a boy your age should know how to control multiple skeletons at once by now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448568

>She'll never give you the "gift" of undeath when you come of age

Lich would make a creepy lover, but a terrible mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448589
Yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448603
This needs a proactive dating edit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448609
>"Yeah but, do I have to make them dance?"
>"Making them dance is good practice, allows you practice controlling complex motor functions. It is also amusing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448606
what about those freaky deaky arms and legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448619
Agreed.
>>12448623
Charming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448589

Good question. I'm honestly not sure...
I'm tempted to say mine, but really I just think its mediocre more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448621
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448621

>"Take one of my mother's old records, dear. They'll certainly help you in your training."
>"Here, she used to listen to this one all the time back then."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

This song is actually pretty catchy to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448568

>Now I kind of want lich encounter to end with her adopting some kid, to the annoyance of the MC and the horror of the boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448615

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448370
I see no link/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448413
>Getting a boner over a purely romantic tickle fight

Wouldn't you rather romance over sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448631
>She makes you listen to it at least 3 times a day.
>You have to sit in an armchair, stone faced, while you listen to Andrew Gold sing about skeletons before breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Lich Mom is kind of weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448635
>Wouldn't you rather romance over sex?
I would, but my dick doesn't care.
Why can't we have both at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448271

Nah, I'd replace it with non-alcoholic beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448648
So, root beer, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448603
You can see it in her eyes. How badly she wants his dick. God, how could anyone be such a massive, raging homo-faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448633
It's okay anon, your writing isn't bad. Unless youre one of the new guys. In which case you're probably awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448528
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448603
Meanwhile, the other one is not translated yet.

http://exhentai.org/g/730092/4b089b0749/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448635
There is no excuse to be beta in KC's world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448653
maybe he likes women without weird moth limbs and hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448653
Im sure you'd at least be just as initially confused that mothman's wife was craving after your dick that badly.

But yes, he is indeed a homo-faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448651

No, I literally meant beer that contains 0.5% alcohol or less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448665
That's not possible. Everyone likes moth limbs and hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448665
>weird
Whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448670
I'm allergic to moth balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448540
It was pretty fun, even if the shota with the rapport skills ended up with like sixteen wives because he was the only one who ever went out and talked to people or did anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448678
Have fun opening your closet one day to find that a Moth Girl is sitting inside it, having eaten all your clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448665
Unacceptable.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12448370
Thanks for the heads up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448653
>>12448666

Because i am sure you guys would not be traumatized by meeting the thing that raped you at the age of ten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448682
>Randomly going into people's houses, eating their clothes
>Probably going after the more expensive ones first

One day, she's going to end up in the closet of a street thug who'll squat in front of her and say
>You realize you ate my nice jackets, right? Those cost a couple hundred each
>How do you plan to pay for it? HUUUUUUH?
Then she gets sold.
It be like that sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448687
Head is too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448691
Putting it that way, she does have black sclera.
I'd probably be terrified as a ten-year-old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448682
"What's the matter darling? Now that I'm here it's not like you're going to have time to put any clothes back on anyway."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448697
You just made me imagine Moth-chan getting sold by thugs.
Fuck you, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448691
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448531
You're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448654

O-okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448713
>scary half-snake lady
Now, does she actually look scary, or do I meet her, and then think' "Wow, she acts scary."?
Because the latter is impossible, given that I grew fond of lamias pretty early.

If she was actually ugly and scary looking, I can understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448709
Like I said, it be like that sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448687
We need these goddamn pictures

I also want to make little Asterios

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448697
>>12448709

>How do you plan to pay for it? HUUUUUUH?
>Moth girl is taken in by thugs and forced to be part of their business
>Stealing, getting into gunfights in between gangs, and other things in order to pay her debt
>Thugs go easier on her as time passes
>She soon befriends them
>Even after paying her debt, she ends up actually liking the life of a thug, the gang gives her shelter, everyone's a bro to her and she gets to eat the clothes of they enemy gangsters they kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448720
What if she was a Christmas Cake that looked liked this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448570
Start by reading other people's stories and try imitating them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448725
That wouldn't be too bad.
I'd be confused as to why she's so touchy-feely and where my parents are, but it wouldn't be a horrible experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448729
He has a point.

I first read smut from Bob's early story. You know, back when he wasn't so disliked. And when it came time to write it myself, people liked it.

The same can be done with other people's stories. Like, read Negawalker's stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448736
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448737
What will you do if I tell you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448112
>Lasted a whole month
Holy shit. I thought it would only take a few days for them to get like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448736
But anon, Negawalker mixes in random Japanese with his writing. How do you learn from that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448748
Rather, look at his story structure, maybe. How things play out. Also how he describes things.

He also writes a few romance stories nowadays, which interests me greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448082

LDR's Manticore isn't a tomboy faggot cat with wings like Bob's version, or the threadborne version.

Moose was considering a sadistic Manticore.

I have a femdom Manticore in my backlog that isn't based on stupid ara ara teacher shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448761
There's the Manticore from the related link:
http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd
Along with the one from Seafoam's fapfic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448724
So Revy as a mothgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448777
>Would have no combat experience
>Is a softmoth
>Probably ditzy as fuck, from headbutting lampposts all day
>Doesn't even realise that breaking into houses is a bad idea
Riight because throwing some one like that in the line of combat to repay debts sure makes a whole lotta sense. I mean, it makes more sense that using her pussy that is supposed to feel amazeballs to repay her debts, right? Because if you whore her out, then there's the chance she might live long enough to repay your debts, and then some. We don't want that, lets put her in the front lines.

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>>12448775

That's why I hate people who go "MUH CREATIVE LIBERTIES" when it comes to shit like Manticore.

You can manipulate her within reason, but it doesn't change the fact that her species name literally translates into a Daryll Hall and John Oates song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448725
Please Anon, let's not talk about monster MILF anymore.
I can't stand the expectative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448785
>MUH CREATIVE LIBERTIES
Hmm, how would a "sadistic yandere" work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448792
Aren't all yanderes sadistic? Like, torturing bitches to get them off her man., torturing her man so he can't leave the house? For his own good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448783

>Would have no combat experience
>Is a softmoth
>Probably ditzy as fuck, from headbutting lampposts all day
>Doesn't even realise that breaking into houses is a bad idea

>And still manages to survive all of it somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448662
His style reminds Z-TON a lot.

http://pururin.com/gallery/8305/fistfesta.html

[Anonymous No.]

Too much monster?

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

>>12448761
Still am. An antagonist though. One of the Arc Assassins. A monster who gleefully causes bodily harm unto others and consequently death from it. A prevision borne from the Arc Project. A project which seeks a small but highly specialized and effective troop of monster assassins (whilst preventing them from explicit sexual activities) to carry out murders of VIPs for the Church's interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448801
They don't necessarily need to get pleasure for that. They do it because is what they must do.

>torturing her man so he can't leave the house
A good yandere will never do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448809
>imp lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448809
I'd fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448792

Not in the guro sense, sadistically sexual would work very well since Manticores thrive on the tears and fears of their victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448801
I think sadistic would imply more she practically and actively enjoys doing it. Rather than having to cut a bitch for her man, the sight of the girl broken down in tears, begging for her life while just tracing fingers across her neck and collar with a satisfied little smile would get her all hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448809
Are there better renditions of the Greek Sphinx out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448528
>http://pastebin.com/Q3Z5hW4j
Oh man, I love this story more and more every update.

Seriously people, if you can get past the minor grammar issues, this is fantastic. Plus it has yanderes which are my favorite. Definitely one of the MG stories I've enjoyed the most, and I've read most of them on the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448792

Whatever you want could work within reason.

Just don't stoop to Bob's level of faggotry and:

- Write Cheshires outside of Wonderland
- Turn Anubii into buttsluts
- Manticores into faggot cats with wings

You'll be golden with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448729
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448785
I've not really been paying attention so can someone give me the short version of the objection here

Someone wrote a Manticore and made her not interested in spooking her husbando into terrorboners or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448846
>Plus it has yanderes
Picked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448849
What's wrong with anubis buttsluts
Serious question
This sounds like an EW ANAL SEX IS GROSS, MY FETISH > YOUR FETISH argument

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12448723
That we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448854

The objection is that you don't take a creature like a Manticore that by the mythos that she's based on is a very feared creature by definition and turn her into a fucking blushing tomboy.

Think about it, for a moment.

Manticores had three rows of shark like teeth, were leonine in physical form with a human face not unlike the Sphinx that either had draconic or scorpion tails and NOT always winged.

So what could you get from that, basing her off KC's profile?

- Prideful
- Sadistic (Even teases men about devouring them still, given her name)
- Physically powerful and imposing, even with that voluptuous form.

When I see Manticores I don't see a shitty faggot cat with wings and an onahole tail, I see a goddamned Maneater who wants to remind you why she only goes at night, in the mean and hungry times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448863
>Talking shit about Hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448885
>Implying Hound doesn't trip all the time without a purpose
I even see him in /co/ with his trip, for no reason. No excuses, posting standards must be upheld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448867
So she gets off from other guys' fearboners.
What if she met a guy who fought her valiantly, but ultimately beat him in combat, telling him that she was going to eat his entrails.

And in one last act of pride, he simply tells her to do it. So that he can die a warrior's death.

Confused that he wouldn't be scared of her 'eating' him, she pauses, seeing his stone-faced expression. She simply leaves after some moment later, disappointed, telling him that he isn't worth the effort anyway, flying back to her lair.

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>>12448867
I dunno, this seems like a personal preference thing to me. I've not actually read the stuff you're talking about so I could easily be completely wrong here, but as long as he doesn't just completely ignore ALL of the things that are supposed to be unique to manticores (like their preference for using their tails on men because vaginal sex is supposed to be the ultimate form of love to them) I don't really see the issue.

A big part of the setting is supposed to be that monsters are mostly just ordinary (if super lusty) women who pop mad boners for human men. Aside from that, they all have their own preferences, fetishes, fears, hobbies and interests etcetera.

It's fine to say "I don't like that version so I'm not going to bother reading it", but I don't think there's anything wrong with having characters who act a little differently from the norm.
People aren't homogenized, and homogenization is boring anyway. If all monsters acted and reacted to things in the exact same way, where'd the fun be in writing them? Once you'd seen one, you'd have seen them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448860
>No Dio

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448812
How much longer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448892
Honestly I agree with this. If you're doing something/providing something that warrants being distinguished from other anonymous posters, then it's fine. But as soon as you aren't doing that, the trip should come off.

The only up side to someone using a trip without a purpose is that it makes them easily filtered.

[Anonymous No.]

Fearboners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448916
is dat a 2hu head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448916
I don't see why not.
>>12448918
Non.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448916
Is that from Ibuki? Been a while since I read it can can't remember exactly what the "little sister" looked like.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda missed the last thread. Did I miss anything interesting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448897

As a faggot who reads almost anything that people post (yes, that includes Bob) I get tired of the same stale shit over and over again.

>MG is a blushing moeblob/tomboy archetype
>Meets MC
>???
>HAMFISTED ROMANCE
>SNU-SNU

At least Vengeance broke the formula with "Fuck this it's time to make a sex slave out of a haughty Centaur bitch"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448912
Soon™

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448929
>Did I miss anything interesting?
You poor thing.

Here. I'll find it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448933
It's nice to switch things up a little, even if those blushing moeblobs/tsundere tomboys are the mainstays of the genre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448897
>a little differently from the norm.
>the exact same way
This is pretty much the core of the problem and why I don't care to get into talks about them since it tends to be wasting time against rhetoric.

The difference between royalty and low-class serving wenches is not "a little", but manticores being placid maids and cute serving girls is a thing. Nor are royalty all "exactly the same", and this swathing generalisation is what makes things so tasteless to begin with when people either honestly can't think outside of extremes or intentionally try to brush it off as a little thing. Couple with the aforementioned saturation and disingenuous feeling and people get tired of seeing, dealing with and responding to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448916
Best boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448929
>>12448938
Start from here, anon.
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12442454/#12445937

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who, when seeing an arachne, thinks of Lolth/driders? It really makes me dislike them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448949

You're treading on some mighty thin ice here, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448960
That's an impressive butterface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448963
Call the inquisitors I don't give a fuck.

http://i.imgur.com/4kHkIll.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448916
>>12448949
Fearboner werewolfus.

http://i.imgur.com/DX1xDkU.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448959
Thanks friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448960

Aren't Driders the fucking pariahs of Dark Elven society because of Lolth kicking their shit in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448960
Always considered Drider the "western" way to explain what a spider girl was. Like how mermaid is mermaid and not fish girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448970
That's not exactly the best picture of the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

>>12448993
Sort of. Driders are what Lolth believers in Drow society get turned if they fail at something or hell, even just displease Lolth. Accidentally cough in a temple while Lolth is having a bad day(read: every day)? Bam, you now have a thorax and some extra appendages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448949
>>12448972
>>12448974
Best type of monster girl right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448960
Why do you hate drows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449018

>Wanting to bathe in blood
>When it fucking smells metallic and is grody

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449024
You get used to it after the first few times

[Anonymous No.]

Uh Oh! Your Monster Girl Daughteru is Force Sensitive and wants to join the Jedi Order.
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448916
There's a "creepy waifu" thread on /d/ right now. A surprisingly large amount of the pictures there would be fit for posting here, but I can't be bothered.
>>12449010
>Driders are what Lolth believers in Drow society get turned if they fail at something
Which is odd, because they love spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449024
>Implying you wouldn't bathe in blood if your waifu invites you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449033

Nonsense, I raised her on an isolated planet on the rim. She's never heard of jedi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449024
>not wanting to have hot passionate sex with your waifu after she took a bath in the vital fluid of a hundred beautiful female virgins to further extend her theoretical immortality

[Anonymous No.]

new houtengeki pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449033

She's an Ushi-Oni blessed by the Force, she can do whatever the fuck she wants at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448623
Is there a place where I can see more beside exhentai, that site never works for me despite multiple attempts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448933
Most of the MGs I've written are fairly assertive and confident. Only time they blush is in the most intimate of moments.

I also don't really think of them too much as tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449021
I don't hate drow. But their chief goddess is a bitch.

>>12449036
If I remember right from the books I've read, the process to turn into a drider is extremely painful. And even after becoming a full drider they stay in pain.

[Anonymous No.]

Wish we had more artists and less writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449054
The drawfag-writefag ratio is definitely off, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449052
I always wondered what drider meant/was. Like if it was an obscure reference to an ancient Sumerian cult. I just now realise that drow + spider = drider. I feel retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449044
I want to say that's literally cosplay
But I'm too aroused to actually say it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449054
But writing is easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449063
Sure, writing *something* is easy.
Writing well is another matter entirely.

I should know, I'm struggling to get to the 'well' part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449063
but being positively received is a complete different beast (no pun intended) altogether

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449063
It's not
Neither is drawing
Wishing is easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449068
Trust me man, same here. I just make silly little greentexts for people to giggle at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449073
I make silly little greentexts for people to swoon over.
It's fun, except I need to do more prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449073
>I just make silly little greentexts for people to giggle at.
BACK IN MA DAY WE MADE GREEN TEXTS TO MAKE US FEEL BAD FOR NO DAUGHTERUS
AND WE WALKED 15 MILES TO THE NEAREST STORE TO BUY TISSUES TO CRY IN OR TO GET A NOOSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449073
I haven't greentexted... well, ever.

First thing I ever wrote was a little two-post spread about Tamamo fucking you into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449079
Fuck that, I just want to bring all of my fellow borderline furries happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449081

>back in the day we had stories about monster girls with dicks, which we got in the butt uphill both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449054
Are you working on your art skills yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449068
I didn't know they stacked Wan that high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449081
>tfw no succubutt daughteru to princess carry you

>>12449068
I guess I should feel accomplished considering I haven't garnered any "go kill yourself" or "please stop your horrible writing" comments yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449081
May I relish your tears ancientfag?>>12449083
>>12449083
Eh, fuck actually enjoyable writing, what am I, talented?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449081
That's nice Pop.
Be sure Tommy and Chuckie go to bed on Time and no more of that Monster Girl Quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449100
You just reminded me of a tripfag on /r9k/ It was either pops or just pop. I wonder if the geezer is still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449103
He died IRL so I put him in my story

[Anonymous No.]

She's not used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449107
Aww ;_;. I liked his storytimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449109
your waifu is a literal whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449100
Screw you Didi, I DO WHAT I WANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449109
>>12449113
So this is going to be another thing like the retard wurm right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449112
don't worry, I keep them alive in spirit. He was a good friend of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449093
Dire wolfus are olev. Even when they're a little on the rapey side.

>>12449095
The notoriety isn't much fun, but one or two comments about how someone liked it is enough to make it worthwhile for me.

>>12449096
You don't need talent. Just a desire to improve. Talent is meaningless without hard work, and with hard work you can still achieve great things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449120
Thanks for the advice, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449120
>>12449124
Bob Ross once said that talent is nothing but refined interest. If you do something that you like doing long or often enough, then you'll get better at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449107
>Died IRL
>Now I'm wondering how many monster bros have died before we can actually get Monster Girls, real or VR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449120
What do you do when you just don't feel like writing? I'm trying to write up some stuff and I started Monday, its quite a lot so far and I still have tons in mind for where I want this story to go but I've just lost the desire to write. Do I just have to wait till it comes back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449120
>one or two comments about how someone liked it is enough to make it worthwhile for me.
Same for me. I figure if a couple people get a good chuckle out of my writing then I've done something right. And it's enough motivation to make me keep writing.

Speaking of which, I really need to get around to writing a new couple chapters. Been having a combination of laziness and writers block.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449117
Which part? The broken prostitute Kejourou?
I dunno, it's probably that or NEET onee-san Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449136
The prostitute Kejorou in general. Her profile says that they do that sometimes, now always.

[Anonymous No.]

Which writefag has the worst grammar/ proofreading skills.I want to read those stories aloud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449132
>Do I just have to wait till it comes back?
What works for me is usually to take a break, read something else, fap, stuff like that. In my experience, which may not be the same for others, trying to force something out tends to lead to a pile of crap in text form.

[Anonymous No.]

So wheeeeres the release of the chapter with the mamas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448860
>Minotaur over Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449146
That's what I expected. Got a lot down monday because I just felt like writing but now I just don't. I'll probably get my first chapter out by the end of the week but damn this is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449149
Nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449149
We're still waiting for Monster MILFS.

Can't be much longer until our Ara ara~ overdose though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449156
>Implying Hound isn't training himself everyday to take on both at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449156
But they're both shitty designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449164
But tanned Tio Tushy.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a loli Pharaoh imouto whom you take care of while your parents are out on business
>She will never bring her pet cobra with her wherever she goes
>You will never have to keep her from getting into fights with the Apophis girl who moved in next door
>You will never spoonfeed her when she refuses to eat her peas
>She will never eat her veggies with a pout after you tell her that girls who don't eat their veggies grow up to have small boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449166
>Wanting that flat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449166
Still awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449132
>What do you do when you just don't feel like writing?
I don't write. For months and months and months. Then I hate myself.

Don't do what I do; sometimes you just have to force yourself to write, even if it's only a couple of sentences a day. Getting started is the hardest part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449166
Posting superior butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449180
Oh trust me, I'd do Polt in a heart beat, but Tio's is big, tight, untouched, and brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449180
This Anon knows what's up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449180
To bad Polt has a 70's porn bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449132
It depends. Do you not feel like writing because you just finished a chapter or short story? Take a day or two off, you earned it.

Or do you have ideas but can't find the drive to write anything at all? Unfortunately you have to write. You need to force yourself. Find a place free of distraction. Like just take a laptop, turn off the wireless, get comfy in bed, and just write stuff.

You don't need to start off with something great. Just put down ideas. Maybe a little general flow. Then expand some. It'll start looking like an outline soon enough, or maybe more.

What's your definition of 'quite a lot?' It varies person to person. I don't really feel like I've accomplished anything unless I've written at least 2,500 words for the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449183
>Untouched
>Implying Manako hasn't

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2487534

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449158
My usual writing tendencies end up being one of two ways.
When I'm writing out something I tend to have a good basic outline in my head and I'm rushing to get everything out. But then on the other end of the spectrum I'll feel like I've hit a brick wall and I'll stare at a blank page for an hour or so before just saying fuck it.

>>12449176
>Getting started is the hardest part.
This is very true for me. The start seems to be a hump for me. If I can get that done usually the rest just sort of flows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449197
They're both terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449136
>You go upstairs to your big sister's room
>You open the door to see it's a mess, like always
>Clothes strewn about the room, various snack bags on her desk, and
>Is that a vibrator under her bed?
>Whatever, don't think about it
>You glance at your sister, her long hair reaching down to the floor being the only thing keeping you from seeing her otherwise half-naked body, only covered with a sports bra and spats
"Onee-san, I made dinner, come downstairs." you tell her
>"Right, right. Be down in a minute," she says
>You leave her room, and wait at the table for her to come

>10 minutes later, you go back upstairs
"Onee-san, it's going to get cold, you know."
>"In a minute! God!"
>As you close the door again, you see her take a cracker out of one of the various snack bags on her desk and eat it

>10 minutes later
"Onee-san!"
>She throws a pillow at the door
>"Go away! I'll be down in a minute, I said!"
>When you leave, she gets back to posting on human boys thread
>Replying to the post, "You will never have a human imouto who cooks food for you. ;-;" before leaving the room
>Her reply reads, "Good."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449197

How does she remove her helmet with those horns of hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449197
They're both a shit.

KC's minotaur is better anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449204
>>Her reply reads, "Good."
What a selfish bitch. She deserves nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449204

>NEET Onee-San

Stop this right now criminal scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448417
Dark Souls 5: Bonefire DLC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448916
>not a gif

Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449204
>Food's ice cold by the time she gets down there.
>She sees "fuck you too" written on the steak in tomato saouce.
>You know she hates tomato sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449192
By quite a lot I mean like an actual chapter in a book. Not as long as one of moose's chapters but more than most little stories or greentexts. I just don't have the drive to write, I know how I want to finish off this chapter and where I want to go with the story but I think my procrastination nature in coming out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449208
You forgot the pic she put up with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449190
I demand proof of this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448746
No, that's milking anon.

The Girls would probably get swollen and uncomfortable if they weren't occasionally drained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449170
>Pharaoh
>Eating her peas
That'll be the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449218
>actual chapter in a book
That doesn't mean anything, anon. Some books have very short chapters, others have no chapters at all.

I typically write longer chapters, around 8k-10k words each. Usually takes me about a week or two to go from first draft to posting.

The kitsune thing took me a week on the nose and tips in just under 9k. Though I guess it's cheating a little since I edited it a bit today to revamp a tailjob.

Just take a break, then. The problem is once you start putting it off you'll want to keep putting it off. That's why a lot of information on how to write creatively all usually agree that you need to force yourself to write almost daily. It doesn't have to be great material or even anything you actually keep when it comes time to edit, but you gotta write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449221
Dammit I want that.
>>12449224
Alright thanks for the advice. Its a daunting task actually getting what I want down and making it sound good but I'll get it done, don't have anything else going on for a long while anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449204
>vibrator under bed
>bad mood all the time
>no motivation to eat
Sounds like it's time to dick the sis. All this sexual frustration is not good for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449219
So she's a tsundere is what you're implying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449234
I want to rape her. She's in her room all day, who would know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449204

>Kejourou sister gets dumped yet again
>Boyfriend was uncomfortable with prehensile hair
>Try to make breakfast in peace
>Hear the fridge creaking open
>It's Kejourou-neesan in nothing but an open shirt and eastern silk undergarments her Jurougumo friend had sown for her
>She looks at you blankly as Holstaur milk drips out of the corner of her mouth and she silently walks off
>Ask yourself what the hell that was about
>Feel slight tickle in your loins, your heathen boner is being "tapped" on by a tapering end of black hair


Y'know. Yeah. Whatever, it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449204
>She comes down in her sports bra and spats
>You send her back upstairs to put clothes on
>The entire way upstairs, she just groans
>"UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!! "

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449234
>>12449250
Well I guess its time to dick the sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449220

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449234
Well, she's probably not your blood relative since she's an MG, so I guess that makes it ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449234
Hatesex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449255
I have a strong desire to dick the Polt
does that make me furry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449267
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449259
What about her being a monster girl makes it likely she's not a blood relative?
>>12449267
We've had this discussion many times before and the general consensus is no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449259
Unless MGs can have boys.
Headcanon for me says yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449254

>Creep upstairs, worried
>Your boner hasn't quieted down
>Your mind wandering to the silhouette of her breasts in that shirt and her curvaceous thighs
>Knock on her door, no answer
>Before you can knock again, the door opens slowly as if by its own volition in a haunted house
>A tendril of hair comes out and strokes your hand, wrapping around it softly and snaking up your arm before receding back into the darkness of the room
>Everywhere it touched, you can feel a prickling heat spreading
>The soft scent of jasmine in the air as you stepped into the darkness of her bedroom
>You fumble for a moment, slapping the wall looking for the light switch, only to be stopped by her sultry purr
"Stop, leave them off."

I dunno whether I should continue or not

[Anonymous No.]

>no cute dhampir to go adventuring with
>she will never hate a cute french accent
>she will never rape you when she beats you in your practice duels
>you will never help her defeat her evil vampire mother in a hotblooded duel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449275
Y-yes please, this is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449259
>she's probably not your blood relative since she's an MG
They can in my headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449276
>implying dhampir's rape their partners
Bro they're almost the definition of vanilla in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449255
Just imagine
Her pregnant with a litter
Just laying on her side, needing you to rub it, her leg kicking as you do.
Then when she births them she curls around them as they whimper and gives them warmth and cleans them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449275
Now's the time to retreat, if ever.
Like my curiosity would,nt get the better of me. Keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449234
Those are also symptoms of depression. If she's also sleeping a lot, your Kejorou nee-san may be feeling lost, isolated and alone, frustrated and/or dealing with feelings of self-loathing.

If that's the case, please don't hate your sister; she's already doing that enough for both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449276
>French Accent
Good.
only accent that is worse is Deep South and Cockney British

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449280
They're more vanilla than Pharaoh, in fact. At least she's dark-skinned and wrapped in bandages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449280
>following MGE to the word
Live a little anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449288
What about Southern Dixie accent? That's fine, right?
You'd date a Southern Belle Lamia, right?
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449282
>cleans them
We are civilized anon. The nurses would do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449295
French>Southern accent
That anon's correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448528
>Yandere Manticore
This is something I've wanted to see for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449295
Nope I want Ara Ara Oujosama Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449288
What do you mean by Deep South? Because for different states it can be very different.
>>12449295
I want a Longhorn Holstaurus. Or just any Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449300

Tail seems off center.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449296
WE ARE RESPECTFUL TO THEIR CULTURE ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449300
But at least it's not shit, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449305
>Longhorn Holstaurus
Be careful, there are some that'd take that as 'futa' holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449300
shit>French accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449305
Okay, Cajun Apophis. Yes? No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448963
>tfw I'm the only person who'd join Slaanesh for reasons not sexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449311
And those are the local prealps that like penis in their butt but wont admit their gay. If they don't know what a Texas Longhorn is they can look it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449277
>>12449283

>You can feel her guiding you in the darkness
>Gossamer tentacles of black stroking and coiling around you every step before you pause, your heart hammering in your chest
>A soft hand reaches out and strokes your chin, your cheek, before flicking your nose
"Such a cheeky little brat, aren't you."
"What's that old saying that Father always quoted? 'Step into my parlour, said the spider to the fly'?"
>Reply with a soft yes, your heart's now a jackhammer in your chest. In the darkness you can notice your sister isn't wearing anything, supple orbs of flesh in front of you.
>Her hair wraps around your arms, forcing them to lurch forward, a moment later you can feel them
>You've always imagined what breasts felt like, but they weren't just any, they were HERS
>Your sister lets out a soft mewl, using her hair tendrils to gyrate your hands around the outer curves of her bosom
"You're at that age now, and since i've been quite lonely, it's a better time than now to teach you some things about women."
"After all, Father and Mother have already given their blessing~"
>The soft silk of her hair on your arms and the flesh of her breasts are sending your skin into fire, and without thinking you reflexively pinch
>Kejourou-oneesan lets out a "Hyan~" as your fingers close around her nipples
"Such a naughty little brother~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449312
>american hick speak
>better than a french accent
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449311
Big blonde and tan minotaur girls with a penchant to wrestle, drink, and have fun?

Sign me up for the ranch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449288
There is literally nothing wrong with both of those accents.

One can belong to a cute Southern Belle, and the other one OI U AVIN A GIGGLE M8 AHM REALLY FEELIN IT M8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449320
All accents are cute on women. Fact.

Even German.

>jah, das good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449320
>French Cheese and Cigarette speak
>Good at all.
I'd tip a French Fedora but you know, those cost 10K because someone put a label on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449320
>French accent
>Not worse than just about every other accent on the planet
I even prefer OI M8 I'L FUKIN REK U to French.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449329
Fact, indeed.
This anon knows what he's taking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449329
The only Germen women who sound cute are the german XCOM soldiers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449329

>Even German.

But a German accent IS the best accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449327
Fuck you man, I got my cockney fill from DQ8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449334
Even...even Haitian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449334
>british hick speak
>better than a french accent
anon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449322
Would you ride a Minotaur at the local rodeo and try to stay on top as long as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449319
I like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449344
That like my Friday nights man.

Fucking leg locking girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449319
I am a siscon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449339
>You will never make jokes like that with your intelligent Wurm girlfriend
>She will never appreciate it. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449287
>>12449204
>Little brother comes to tell you he made food for you.
>It's 6:30pm, and you only woke up about half an hour ago.
>Not hungry.
>Never hungry anymore.
>Only eat about once a day.
>Only ever eat junk food now too. No wonder you feel so terrible.
>Think about going downstairs anyway but can't muster up the energy for a minute.
>Little brother suddenly appears at the door even though it's only been like two minutes.
>"In a minute! God!"
>He leaves. You yelled at him again. He just wants to eat with you and you yelled at him again.
>Now you're angry, but you're not really angry at him. He Why can't he just leave you alone? You just really need to be alone right now.
>He comes back, it feels like he's only been gone for like a minute and a half.
>Get so angry you throw something at him. "Go away! I'll be down in a minute, I said!" Stop shouting at me. I know there's food. I don't want it. I didn't ask you to make it.
>Turn back to that human boys thread, the only thing that ever seems to manage to occasionally make you smile anymore.
>"You will never have a human imouto who cooks food for you ;-;"
>"Good." You'd rather be alone. At least then you wouldn't just keep letting everyone down.

>>12449217
>Finally manage to drag yourself downstairs to eat when the empty pangs in your stomach get so bad they nearly makes you want to vomit.
>No sign of little brother. Good. Don't want him to have to see you.
>Cold steak lying on the table.
>The words "Fuck you too" are written on it in tomato sauce.
>He knows you hate tomato sauce.
>Sit down and stare at it for a while, thinking about how even your own little brother hates you now. How even he thinks you're not even worth caring about anymore.
>Find you can't help but agree with him.
>Can't stop crying anymore either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449343
Ok maybe not the islanders but still I really don't like the French accent.
>>12449355
Would you intentionally let them ride you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449319
MOAR
Pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449359
Ah, the cycle of self hate that is being a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Let her purify you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449359
Anon pls, I'm sad now ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449363
300 lbs of beef bouncing is gonna hurt after awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449359
Onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449376
>Implying it wouldn't be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449359
She just wanted to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449355
The rules are you have to keep fucking the girl of your choosing, and go as long as you can without cumming.

How long can YOU last? Find out after the break.
You only lasted 30 seconds.
She's that much of a pro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449275
Keep going

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/JcDLQYJH
Donation anon from earlier.
First try at something that isn't a greentext, please be gentle /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449382
I said after awhile. Best get to caressing that slab of beef to get her off quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449197
>Asterio not winning
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449319

>Her hair shifts, lengths of her black hair pulling your shirt up awkwardly
>You can feel it fiddling with your belt buckle as well, before you unlatch it yourself
>A small pop of your pants button and the zipper going down before it falls to the floor
>Stepping up and out, you're now in nothing but your skivvies, your cock painfully tugging at the fabric as it presses against your chest
"Arara... you really were hard, weren't you?"
"You pervert"
>Try to apologize, but Kejourou-neesan merely giggles
>You can hear the soft pap of her hand on the bed, your own hands unconsciously tugging at the white fabric of your undergarments
>They drop silently, freeing your cock to the wind
>It's coming, you can feel it
"Lay down, let your older sister show you heaven. You know you want to."
>Laying on your back, you can feel her warm breath on your shaft.
>She giggles again as your length twitches to a soft stimulation of her breath
"My my, you young boys certainly are ready to go on demand, aren't you? Now, try to hold it in, mmkay?"
>You ask her what she's doing, before the soft whisper of her hair coils around the length of your cock
>You thrust your hips into the air on reflex, the silken texture of her hair sending waves of ecstacy across your body as it begins to softly undulate on you
>She always brings you to the edge of climax but never allows you to release
>Eventually, more of her hair tendrils join the original, its grip loosening as they begin to stroke you up and down like many delicate fingers
>The sensation is unbearable, your mind almost going blank with want for release

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449389
I prefer my beef... raw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449390
She is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449393
She likes your meat raw too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449374
>>12449378
>>12449383
The worst part is when she realises she's made you sad. Because that's all she ever does these days. Complain, and snap at people, and be depressed, and it makes people sad. All she can do is make people sad, until they can't stand to be around her any more.

She doesn't blame them for abandoning her, though.
She doesn't want to be around something as horrible as her any more, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449197
>http://strawpoll.me/2487534
You are an evil man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449388
It was ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449319
Please keep going
I beg you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449384
>>12449389
Rule number two:
The two of you have to keep fucking each other until one of you cums. If the human wins, he gets a minute to recover before the next girl comes out. This keeps going until the human goes through all the girls without cumming once.
Only one man has ever succeeded in the rodeo.
The girls call him Master Big Steer.
Someone should write this. It'd be like the ultimate Holstaurus smut ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449409
Minotaur not Holstaurus. Thought the first couple could probably be Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449197
Both are equal. The only way to decide is oil wrestling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449399
>You hear her sobbing through your bedroom walls
>Now you feel like the worst piece of shit, you know she has her own troubles
>She probably doesn't want to see you now, and you can't blame her for not wanting to eat your shitty cooking.
>It's not like you're good for anything anyway
>It's probably a good thing she hates you this much, that way she isn't dragged down by your useless dead-weighting
>Still, you want to apologise for her, for bothering her with the food you cooked, for straight up insulting her when she finally came down to eat it.
>You sneak out to the convenience store and buy some vanilla cake, and some caramel sauce she loves caramel
>You sneak back home and put it infront of the door.
>It opens inwards so you don't have to worry about her accidentally knocking it over
>Before you leave, you spell "I'm sorry" on the top
>You knock loudly and urgently and quickly sneak away

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449417
Goddammit I wish we still had good drawfags left so one of them could do this.

[Anonymous No.]

So hey guys, it's Me. Trader Anon.
As some of you know I have been lurking around here since the move.
I have a week off to myself next week so I was thinking maybe, and I mean MAYBE get back into the saddle and continuing Trader Anon CYOA. No definite yes/no yet but I have some things I want to ask IF I do get back into it that I've been musing over.
First and foremost I want to try something, I phased out of posting on 4chan because of my fight scenes taking up 5 posts at a time (and because of other reasons) What I was thinking was I write all the non combat stuff here on 4chan, but all the action stuff in my pastebin
I'll leave a Strawpoll to vote but feel free to state your opinion here too if you want.
http://strawpoll.me/2487484
Next up is a VERY important question. Originally I had intended the story to be a 5 year in story time journey for us. Starting the shop, finding women, having kids, all that. However there is a problem to this and that's the scale I wanted to reach by the end. No Spoiling but basically we're not even tip of the iceberg of power yet. So to avoid massive power creep, have lighter more adventure based stories and have any kids we have talking and growing up I was thinking to extending the time to 7-8 years.
Again leaving a Strawpoll for voting but you can still just offer your opinion.
http://strawpoll.me/2487491
Thanks to those who did read my story and were patient, I hope I have the heart to get back in the saddle.
and yes the spider is still going to be fattened. We may even get the cat in on it. I promise to tone it way down after this though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449408

For what purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449399
>You see her in her room, standing on a stool with a noose wrapped around her neck
>You realize what she's about to do as she tells you, "Don't feel sad for me...There's nothing about me to be sad for."
>Before stepping off of the stool under her
>Just in time for you to support her weight on your back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449403
I guess anything is better than nothing.
Any constructive criticism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449399
So that's when she cries n her brother's arms and the make up, right?

R-Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449413
Still, somebody should do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449425
And or boob docking.

[Anonymous No.]

How should monster girl specimens be posed for museum exhibits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449434
If nobody does it I'll do it.
>>12449435
But of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449441
Lewdly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449427
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449430
Give the guy a name, don't call them Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449432
No anon, that's when her depression gets the better of her, and she commits sudoku

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449428
For our continued arousal
or, you know, because we like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449448

Kali pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448748
That random japanese was mostly for effect. Amusing shenanigans. Little sister is a little wannabe otaku. Complaining about me peppering that story is almost pot calling the kettle black if you are posting on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449448
Don't bully the camwhore Onee-san. Do this
>>12449421
and then stop her before she does this
>>12449429

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449442
Or have them swtich outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449447
Not my strong suit but I'll keep that in mind. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448753
Glad you like so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449453
Despair and tragedy make a heart stronger, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449448
10/10 would be snusnu'd by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449464
But overcoming despair and tragedy even moreso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449466
http://vanheist.deviantart.com/art/Trouble-In-The-Summer-472343247

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449449

I stopped after the latest greentext because people seemed to stop caring/thread's getting bogged down by the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449474
Well, whatever you feel comfortable doing.
Still, NEET Kejourou better than Damaged Goods Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449474
I-I-I care, anon, some other anons just want to heal the depressed onee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449474
Personally I liked the story and would like you to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449287
>>12449250
>Got dumped yet again.
>Little brother wants to know why.
>You don't know.
>Make up a lie about how your boyfriend was turned off by your hair, something that's not your fault.
>It was your fault though. You don't know what you did, but it was your fault.
>Awake at 8am. Little brother is awake, getting ready to start his day. Normal routine for him.
>Too bad you woke up at 6am. After going to sleep at three.
>Couldn't get back to sleep, just had to lay there while all the things you did wrong with your boyfriend run through your head.
>No wonder he left you.
>You're surprised he ever liked you in the first place.
>Maybe he didn't.
>Try to sneak down to grab something to drink; little brother is in the kitchen. Want to run away. If he looks up and sees you just turning around though...
>Sneak past him while he's busy making breakfast. Manage to get a drink of milk, go to close the fridge. It creaks. Now you have to admit you exist.
>He stares at you and you realise how terrible you must look; you're even still wearing yesterday's clothes because you were too exhausted to take them off. Now they're dirty, sweaty, your hair is a mess... You stare back at him and feel a drop of milk trickle down your chin.
>Turn around and leave without a word. Don't want him to see you like this. Don't want anyone to see you. Ever again.
>Try to use your hair to give him a nonchalant 'oh, hey' greeting pat on the leg, to make it look like you're fine.
>So distraught and sleep deprived that your hair doesn't respond right and you miss.
>Go back upstairs and lay face down on the pillow in the pitch dark.
>Hear the door open a crack. He came up to check on you. Why did he have to come up and check on you? Can't he just leave you alone and let you wallow in misery for a while?
>Pretend to be asleep. Then he'll go away. Then you can be alone again, and just... Be alone. Pretend to be asleep, he'll go away soon.
>You can wipe your eyes on the pillow once he's gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449474
These two stories are actually turning me onto Kejourous. Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449468
But think of how strong your resolve would be if you can withstand the suicide of your onee-chans! Imagine how many MGs would want to raise your spirits by fucking you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449510
That's fucked up man. Nobody should have to go through that, especially not having a bunch of whores afterwards trying to get your dick because they think it'll make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449429
>"Nee-san," you struggle to eke out of your throat as you hold her and yourself up on your four limbs
>"What were you thinking? You think you can just do whatever you like, like this!?"
>She just stands there, unmoving
>Mostly from shock, that her little brother would throw himself under her so readily
>"How do you think I'd feel if you were gone, huh? You think I'd be happy to see you dead? Is that it?"
>She still doesn't move, but
>You feel something hit the back of your neck
>Something wet
>"You get me so mad sometimes, sis! But... I worry about you! I care about you. So...please, live, Sis!
>"Please...Just...get...down, I...can't hold on any longer."
>After some few seconds standing there, she steps back on the stool, unloosening the noose around her neck as tears pour from her face
>She clenches her teeth to futilely hold back her sobbing
>She gets down to hold her brother, exhausted from supporting his sister using only his back, as she silently cries into his shoulder
>They stay like this for a long time
>Until the tears finally stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449392

>Her hair recedes, it's her hand now, fiddling with your glans
>The precum is leaking almost profusely now
"My my, you're about ready to pop, aren't you?"
"Oh, but I wonder how you'd feel mussing this hair that you love so much with your dirty spunk, perverted little bro"
>Moan out that it doesn't matter, that you'll always help her keep that hair as beauitful as the polished stone it shines like
>One final tendril wrap was all it took, your shaft pumping out seed into her obsidian locks
>Kejourou-neesan's eyes roll into the back of her head as she moans and fiddles with her own breasts
>Rather than sticking to her hair, you can see the white fluid seeping into it, strengthening it.
>The flowing black ocean is shining now, your sister liking a goddess rising from its depths
>Her delighted smile melts your heart, your member going ramrod again
>She giggles
"Ara... so ready to again, and so soon~"
>Straddling you, she begins to gently slide her puffy folds along your painfully erect member, her own fluids slickening your wedding tackle
>Tendrils of her jasmine scented hair coil around your arms again, while the black ocean behind coils around your legs, stimulating both of you
>Her breasts are so close to your face, swinging gently with each of her gyrations
>You muster all your strength and lurch forward, taking one of her nipples into your mouth, her lurid mewl of pleasure making you blush more furiously than before
"So forward! I probably shouldn't underestimate your lust, mm? But don't worry, your older sister isn't going anywhere, pervert-bro."

The end'll be in the next post. I swear, guys. Maybe. I dunno, it's all malarky/bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449520
This is the part where they tenderly fuck while sobbing, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449520
>Not being strong enough to support somebody who probably weighs less than 100lbs for more than a few seconds.
Get at least a little fit bro.
>>12449529
Keep gong man this is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lewd and forward Kejourou
>Depressed and self-hating Kejourou
But which one is the real one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449535
>Taking advantage of a frail nee-san.
No, this is where he cradles her in his arms and falls asleep protecting her as she is left to think about her life with in the warm embrace of her younger brother. Fuck I wish I lived with a neet older sister with luscious long raven black, prehensile hair. Imagine the hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449535
Later on, years later, she tenderly thanks him for saving her that day.

And they have romantic, passionate incest sex together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449544
Why not have them be sisters. Incest three-way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449544
They're both real, Anon. We parallel timelines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449529
I am so fucking ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449544
Alternate realities, anon. Alternate realities

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449544
One is the mask she puts up, the other is her true self. What girl that blends in with whores is truly happy with her self? Naw, she hits the town, gets rejected and cries in the arms of her caring little brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449421
>Crying again. Couldn't eat the steak. Still hungry. Hurts.
>Hear your little brother leaving. Weird. Didn't tell you where he was going. It's late, too. Now you're worried. What if he died? It's stupid, but you can't help it. You're afraid. Afraid to lose him.
>Manage to get up, start your daily routine of doing absolutely nothing. Should do some more work on that art project. Don't, though. Don't have the energy.
>Spend about half an hour endlessly refreshing a monchan thread, even though it only gets a new post about once every ten minutes. Kind of just want somebody to talk to. Don't care what it's about anymore; you just want to see words that are meant for you for a change.
>Someone knocks on your door. Like, really loud. It's kind of scary, until you realise it's just your brother coming home. He doesn't normally knock that loud.
>Creep over to the door, hoping he's not mad at you. Did you do something wrong? Probably. Forgot something he told you while you were trying to sleep? Can't remember.
>Open the door a crack. Nobody there. Except cake.
>Why is there cake.
>It has "I'm sorry" written on it. Your little brother got you a cake to say sorry. Sorry for something you did. He even left it outside your door rather than trying to give it to you.
>Take the cake and retreat into your room.
>Still hungry, but don't really want to eat. Just stare at it for a while. Got all the sobbing out a while ago. Just feel dead now. Numb. It was nice of him to try.
>Take a bite of the cake anyway. You know you won't finish it, but if you at least eat some of it, maybe he won't think you hate him... Then you can dump the rest in the trash while he's asleep.
>It's nice. It's got caramel.
>Sit there pecking at it for a while. New replies to read. Fun. Someone posting your art. They like it? But it's terrible. They must just have low standards. Still... Don't feel as bad.
>Ate the whole cake? Wow. Don't normally eat much. Probably bad for you, but... It was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449552
>two suicidal neets in the family
What a fucked up family

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449529

>You can feel her lift off of you gently, a sudden heat pressing at the tip of your glans
"Are you ready to ascend to adulthood with your beloved sister, pervert-bro?"
>Moaning incoherently to her, she hums her approval to you, one hand stroking your face before she huffs softly
>You can feel her soft, wet, and ever so hot walls undulate around you as your beloved sister lowers her hips all the way down to your loins, hilting you.
>Her back arches and a brief squeal escapes her lips
"Ahn! I always had some idea... but I didn't think we'd be this compatible!"
>She's rocking up and down now, almost popping your cock out of her moist depths before plunging you in deeper before
>Each stroke causes her insides to clench onto you and undulate, the heat is unbearable
>Eternity passes, sweat rolls off in beads from your sister as she continues to bounce and roll her hips down onto your turgid cock
"If you're going to cum, go ahead and do it. Fill your sister with that delectable cream of yours, pervert-bro!"
>Her face is flushed in the heat of the moment, clearly enjoying this as much as you are, her hair never relenting in its gentle massage on your body
>It's not fair, you think to yourself
>She's the only one having fun
>Mustering once again all of your strength, you reach out and grasp the sides of her face before pulling her down for a deep kiss
>Your tongues intermingle as she presses her breasts into your chest, fully collapsing on top of you
>You can feel yourself going stiff inside of her as her walls clench down tight
"C-cumming!"
>She fully hilts herself on you once again, hot white nebulous streaks painting her insides in alabaster
>Panting, she continues to kiss you, her hair never receding
>Until...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449565
Parents died years ago and you've been living off their life insurance and help from other family members.

[NegaWalker No.]

>>12449569
Really enjoying this. You're doing fine. Very delicious story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449549
>not wanting to show her that someone still loves her in the most intimate way possible.
Bad otouto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449552
>One is just kind of a brash NEET who wants to stay home and play eroge all day. She's pretty smart, but never really bothers to do anything with it other than tease you. She might have a bit of an incest fetish.
>The other one is quiet and subdued and just wants to get out of your way so she can get back to her room without having to speak. She's a pretty good artist, but all the stuff she creates is inexplicably really melancholy and sad. She doesn't seem to have much of a sex drive, but she enjoys being held - despite the fact that she almost never leaves her room and only ever seems to be awake when you're asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449563
>You wake up. It's a school day and you're in your last year but lately you haven't been able to muster the motivation to go.
>It's shit. The teachers are shit and the people there treat you like shit.
>You look at your clock and it's 11:30, you figure its time to grab some breakfast
>Walking down the hallway to the stairs you pass your sister's room and notice the empty cake tin outside her door
>That brings a smile to your face, she must have accepted your apology, then. The smile drops almost instantly.
>"She shouldn't have to accept apologies, I should't be a fuckup in the first place" you mumble to yourself, running a hand over your face. You resolve yourself to fix her her favourite tonight, and leave it in the over, so it won't even go cold when she decides she's hungry
> But it's a while 'till dinner, so you figure out how to kill the time without wanting to kill yourself.
>You settle on an anime you saw recommended on-line
>Couldn't hurt, right? You walk into the loungeroom to find your sister asleep on the couch before the TV
>Carefully you fish out a blanket and drape it over her
>She wiggles a little under it, registering its presence in her sleep, strands of hair loop around the corners of the blanket an pull it into her, snugly
>You smile a little and stifle a yawn. You just woke up but you feel ready to go to bed none the less, must be all the late nights
>You turn to leave but find a few strands of hair wrap around your wrists and ankles in a vice-like grip
>Effortlessly, they lift you into the air, and drag you over to the sleeping form of your sister
>They lower you down next to her and constrict your movement, as warm and snug as the blanket you just threw over her, now resting atop you too
>You wiggle your arm out and reach for the remote. You hit play as you figure you'll be here for a while
>An hour in to the movie you feel sleep hit you like a freight train.
>Before you fall asleep, you feel an arm wrap around your waist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449592
All the eroge games the one sister plays are older sister on younger brother incest with tender loving and hand holding. The other sister has a secret folder on her computer full of pictures of you and her doing things a married couple would do including sex.
Though you can insert your own ideas and fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449569

>You break away from her embrace
>She looks confused at first, before holding her hand out to touch you in that moonlit darkness of her bedroom
>Your hand reaches out in response, fingers intertwining with hers and locking down as you pull her in for another kiss, her hair snaking around both of your bodies
"Nfufu, you're even more perverted than I thought before, little bro."
>You can't help but laugh a little as well at the idea of holding her hand, something you've heard other monsters refer to as "The most heinously intimate of acts"
>A soft glimmer catches your eyes, it's a jade comb inlaid with a lotus flower near one side of the handle
>Taking it off the nightstand, she clasps her hands over yours and beams a lovely smile to you in the afterglow
"I know, I know, pervert-bro. You used to love doing this when we were younger."
>Naked, exposed to the world as not brother and sister, but man and woman, you run the comb through your beloved sister's hair
>Tracing the obsidian locks down to her buttocks on the bed and even to the tapered ends, you enjoy the soft huffs she makes as you stimulate her most sensitive organ
>Finishing, you muss up her hair a little and place the comb in its rightful place, she looks even more radiant than when she had first returned from her last relationship
>Reaching around, she croons her neck softly and places another kiss, softer this time than before onto your lips
"Hey.... they next time i'm feeling down like that. Please, come comfort your sister~"
>Your only response is to wrap your arms around her from behind, and place several kisses of your own onto her neck before she invites you beneath the covers
>That night, you dreamt of the soft scent of jasmine and a young girl giggling, her hair dancing the midsummer's sun, the wind carrying both of your laughs as you ran

And... i'm fucking spent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449599
Yes
>>12449605
Yes
I like this a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

It's gratifying to know that I can at least write something depressing/endearing enough to appeal to SOME people. It bodes pretty well for my next writing project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449614
And I mean I like both of them a lot, just to clarify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449616
Doppelganger true form love incoming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449616
Doppelgänger story? Sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449616
>>12449618
>>12449621
Seriously, we haven't had one in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

So how big of a Monster Waifu is too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449625
If you can't reasonablly fuck her or cuddle with her she's too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449625

Ridley pls. Tarra-chan is bigger and better than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449618
Maybe.
For about a week I've been kicking around the idea of doing a narrative about monstergirls using Patreon. Specifically, about a couple of pro/anti monster countries that wind up on the brink of a war, as well as a group of monster-supremacist terrorists led by a Lilim. The format I was thinking was that the main narrative would be free (or just cheap, I don't know if Patreon will even let you just post things gratis) but then people who sign up as patrons would be able to read extra side-chapters that go into more detail about the characters pasts, motivations, etcetera etcetera. Things like finding out exactly why that Dullahan has a magically preserved rose in her room, stuff like that.
All still super up in the air, though. I don't know if it'll ever go anywhere, but I'd like it to.

Also, I might just wind up writing something unrelated involving a doppel girl getting TRUE HUSBANDO'D anyway, since a few people seem to want it.
I like doppels. They're one of my favourite monsters because they're all about true love and I feel like they don't really get enough attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449605
Pastebin when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449641

Whenever somebody archives it?

They can even title it

The Fight Against Procrastination : Bollocks is a Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449639
Hey man if you want to write it then do it, just write whatever you feel like and enjoy it that's what I've started to do and its pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449643
>Bollocks is a Faggot

Bollocks is Slightly Less of a Faggot than Bob

would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449643
>>12449641
>>12449651

http://pastebin.com/1RWSLRyw

Alternatively, here. For all of you degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be okay to first start a story as a general 'greentext' style thing and then expand on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449649
Yeah, I wish I could get back into that mindset. I was there for a while and it was fuckin' great. I got so much work done compared to what I usually do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449658
Nice, thanks.
>>12449666
I know right? Once you get that writing bug you get a fuck ton of stuff down and its awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449651
>Bollocks is Slightly Less of a Faggot than Bob but Nontheless a Faggot

Sounds like a perfect compromise
You're not really. Faggot. I just wanted to join in the hazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449666
>Tfw you get that writing bug that compels you to write 160 pages worth of script

Got-damn it feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449678
Jesus. I can't stare at a screen and type, or really do anything, that long without a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449680
It's impossible to write 160 pages of script in a day, you gotta break it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449678
That's pretty mad, dude. The most I've ever gotten inspired for was to bash out a 4,500 long prose thing on the spur of the moment in a single day.
It's really great when you get into the zone and you stop and think "I could probably be playing videogames with friends" and then just go "Nah I'm having more fun with this" and keep going. I love it, it's so satisfying to just get shit done.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449705
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449705
>Literal 3D
Can someone post the Trashman for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449705
What a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449716
You watch your mouth. That's my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449705
I think I've seen her on some episode of Kamen Rider...maybe Hibiki?

Still cool though

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys ever consider what would actually happen if you guys met your monsterwaifu irl? Like? I absolutely love Wight, right, the idea, the setting, everything about 'em but say I met one irl, why would she consort with a filthy commoner like me? I'm not rich or great or anything, all I have to offer her is my heart and devotion but would that even be enough? On another note, are hybrids a thing in KCverse? Imagine a Kejourou/Wight hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

Also where the fuck is that guy who was writing a story about a Rusalka. I was interested.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Felicia OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449752

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449678
I think I've got over 500k words written by now in just about 9 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449743
I would. By the gods I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449738
I'd probably end up scaring her off. Not exactly the nicest of people, even when I try to be...

As for hybrids, I wouldn't mind seeing those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449762
2cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449738
They just want to be in love, dude. Literally all they care about.
Unless you are (and I quote) "the worst type of scum", you'd be able to find a monster who would love you. They view people like violent mountain bandits as 'challenges' who are just playing hard to get, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449743
And I'm still writing but I've had a few assignments back to back. And I'm a lazy piece of shit, thanks for reading though. After tomorrow I'll have a whole month to dedicate to writing, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>there used to be a site where all they had was monster girls of the godzilla monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449662
Go ahead. Greentexts act as something of a sampler so people can tell you what is wrong right away, and it drums up interest in your story proper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449774
Good to know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449170
>Try to spoonfeed your Pharaoh imouto
>She's embarrassed that you're treating her like a 5-year-old, even though she's thirteen
>But then again, only 5-year-olds are so adamant about not eating their vegetables
>You gently stick your thumb in her mouth to keep it open long enough to put the spoonful of peas in her mouth
>You know it's safe, since as much as she hates you doing this, she would never bite you
>But you still get tired of her refusing to eat
>You simply lean toward her in a jokingly discreet fashion, hand covering one side of your face as you tell her
"You know, I heard that girls who don't eat their veggies...they grow up to have small boobs."
>She's shocked at this new discovery, her eyes wide open as you look her in the eye and nod to her innocently
>She looks at her spoon, then back at you
>With a pout on her face, she takes it, and reluctantly finishes what's left on her plate
>While you give a very slight, unnoticeable grin at your underhanded tactics

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449662
That's what I did. Worked out alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there atleast one Monster Girl more monstrous than that hideous bunny beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449792
alright you got a chuckle out of me
what more do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449792
I really don't like that imagery. I dunno, the idea of force-feeding some one something seems just... egh. Like take the lewdness of that monotagari toothbrush scene, and imagine that scenario if he just rocked up out of the blue and shoved a toothbrush into her unwilling mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449792
>Getting pharaohs to eat their peas somehow became a thing.
Huh.
I still want a story about a Pharaoh and her Tsundere homestay who just wants to look out for her health.

[Anonymous No.]

Second part of Meat and Metal is up for anyone wanting to see a guy digging himself deeper into trouble in Monstergirl City. A little bonding and teambuilding before shit gets real.

line 106

http://pastebin.com/ujigvQ2J

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449738
I think about it occasionally and I think I'd be able to get a Holstaurus girlfriend and keep her happy. Hell I know I'd be happy just having a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon's adventure into Dragon Girl Politics V1.1

Patch notes:
-Undead Dragon has been added.
-Armies for each Dragon Family have been added.
-Sex preferences for each Dragon Family have been added.
-Blue and White Dragons have been nerfed in the sex department.
-Gold Dragon now has even more money.

http://pastebin.com/XGBqKY1L

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, a giantess has captured you, taken you to her place, and challenged you to videogames because she wants to prove that she's not, "a shit," like she's heard you saying.

Do you mop the floor with her or throw the fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449904
What happens if I lose?

[Anonymous No.]

Which would you choose?
>A Kikimora who's more into whips, leather and latex than maid outfits and cleaning
>A buxom, ara ara Baphomet
>A Succubus who only ever wants to have sex under the covers with the lights off in the missionary position
A meek and submissive dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449907

She might get smug and try to take advantage of you.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally got the itch to write. Made good progress on a Greentext summary. Should finish tomorrow and share with you guys.

Main Character is a Lizardman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449898
Loving the style in which you wrote this! Kudos to you anon!

Gold Dragon money nerf when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449915
Nerf the P2W Dragon? That would upset the people who bought the Premium, GOTY, Collector's Edtion.

[Anonymous No.]

Did .Less ever finish Grapesnake boogie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449921

>Implying he ever actually started it.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to hug and kiss your daughter goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449922
He can't be such a gigantic faggot the he would mention starting something, but never actually start it, Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449927

He's Bob's dickthrone, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449927

He said something like "I could get behind that." I don't see any promises there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449929
He has been branching out lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449931
So possibly I got my hopes up for nothing? What a fucking drag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449918
>P2W
heh,we can't have that now can we?

And having read the patch notes, I'm going to change from Blue to Red. Will have to invest in some anti-heat spells so I don't pass out from dehydration on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448112
>It doesn't have to be you
Just exactly what in the fuck are you implying anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449909
>A buxom, ara ara Baphomet
I don't understand. Where is the drawback? How is this a choice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449883

Forgot to mention, always interested in what people think. Comments are a big help. If it's nothing but pastebin bots, no sense in me not just dumping the summary and spending more time on Vengeance.

Also love this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like a woman that can kick your ass, but won't dominate every aspect of your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449947
Only if she doesn't rub it in my face all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449947
best kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449898
Hey, love the update, but I think I'm experiencing some bugged Red Dragon mechanics. See, they're the only Dragon Class that's dominant outside of the Black Dragons (But they're batshit insane dominant, as opposed to tender loving femdom dominant), but there seems to be an option to 'take charge' during the sex cutscene. Is there a way I can disable this or no? Because one of the main reasons I choose this Dragon Class is to be with someone dominant.

Also, when my Red Dragon army tried to attack the Gold Dragons, they accused it of being 'Another Shoah' and shut my army down, please nerf.

[NegaWalker No.]

I bring you tonight part 1 of what I hope will be a longer, more epic story then my others.

The story of the Succubi who will become the Demon Lord. Her history, the sad facts of what happened to her... and why she did what she did.

Mother of the Lilim, the Succubi who upset all the plans of the Chief God with her beloved Hero husband who was sent to kill her after she rose to power. She who turned every monster that came before into beautiful women who no longer craved the flesh of mankind... but something far far more satisfying...

The Demon Lord Pt. 1 - The Sin

http://pastebin.com/VGeJDkdV

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449907
If I'm guessing the artist of this correctly, she'll probably sit on your face until she gets off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449965
Oh! The thing!
You did the thing!
NegaWalker, we love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449965
Holy shit man, you're awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you bullying a wolfu?

[NegaWalker No.]

>>12449971
>>12449972
Let me know what you think! I hope it meets with approval!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449962
The option to 'take charge' with the Red Dragons should be available depending on the choices you make as you progress. You're more likely the more dominant you act. We'll look at creating a dialogue choice that will act as an option to disable it.

I'll bring up the Gold Dragon issues with the rest of the staff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449976
No.

[.less !N1R/v4E8ig No.]

>>12449929
how easy do you think it is to make a nicely animated gif? ive been doing it nightly and its still shit. ill post it if its done or tell if i give up on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449982
Too hairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449989
I'm patiently waiting for it, please do not give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449992
Not that. I'm not the bullying type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449992
Well I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark forest at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449992
Kagerou a cute. Full moon or not.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a holstaurus that lovingly dotes on you like a mother would to her child? Including breastfeeding you? I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450000
Yes she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450003
God yes. So much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450000
Kagerou surely have a human form when there is no full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450000
Nice Get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450008
>get
Stop. Just Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450003
No thanks. I prefer perflat DFC over cowtits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450011
Oh boy here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450011

you're weird, but whatever floats your boat I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450003
God yes, I want this so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450011
I like your dubs but your taste is literal shit

Enjoy your washboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450015
>You will never be part of a mercenary band, where the leader is a retired Holstaurus with an eye-patch and massive breasts.
>She will never treat you all like you're her children. Making sure you're well-fed and wearing the sweater she knitted for you before going to go fight for some corrupt lord in a region devastated by conflict.

It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450007
I wish ZUN would go into that subject, instead of porting various Touhou Doujin games to the PS4.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450028

straight from the tap please

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

So then, I just got started on the new section wherein each of the girls will hopefully have a bit more spotlight to see how they're faring with MC's various attempts at getting through something of a rough spot.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

I'd really like to start getting criticism again, as right now can't really tell if my writing is getting better, getting worse, or just simmering in its own archaic weirdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450028
Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450011
Kitsunes are always perfect no matter the shape, size, or age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450034
This is true. No other tails can match their fluffiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449883
I've been waiting for this, anon. I'll let you know what I think

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a loving loli kitsune waifu and kids
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450030
Wait, there's someone else doing school stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450053
A school setting is generic as hell. It shouldn't be surprising that quite a few would take that setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450030
So when does Val join Save The Ushis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450056
It is pretty generic.
Although it's not as generic when it's about a teacher or janitor, as opposed to when it's about a student.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450010

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450067

[NegaWalker No.]

Anyway, Time for sleep. Goodnight, folks. Hope you enjoy the new story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450066
True. The different perspective can change from something generic to something a lot more original, at least.

>>12450071
>>12450067
Would you a Sekibanki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450079
Forgot my image. Derp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450079
>>12450081
I think she'd get tired of the head puns after a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450081
Of course i would DDC have top tier newhus. Also, dat theme.
http://youtu.be/Eta7cqV33jM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450085
I'd bet her and Mami would be great friends, though. Who knows what would happen if they put their heads together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450086
Oh yeah. Best newhus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450086
ZUN's music is the best part of the games for me. But I liked Shinmyoumaru's theme the best from DDC. Parts of it reminded of Hijiri's theme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450030
My only complaint is that the MC is just a little too beta.
I understand he's a kid and his circumstances aren't exactly normal, and yeah he's not in the best situation here, but he really needs to man up and tell her that she's the cause of it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450099
>MC
>Ever manning up

I imagine he would need a series of extreme events before that will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

A monster girl just professed her love for you in the most heartwarming, and awkward, way possible.

How do you respond?

Do you accept her love?
Do you reject it?
Or do you call her your Noble Confidant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450095
Shinmyoumaru's theme was brilliant because it took The Exaggerated Castle Keep and turned it into Kobito of the Shining Needle~Little Princess.

http://youtu.be/BTRQaASsw5U
http://youtu.be/Qi-DqfHJS5A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450118
Hug her then kiss her and say of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450118
Does it imply giant insertions inside of my rectum and getting pumped full of eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450125
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450130
Good for me, bad for some others.

I would accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450118

What species? Is it my favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450101
Maybe there will be. That's another thing I like about this story, I can't predict where things will go. It might just be me, but I just can't get a bead on where the story will go in each chapter.

I would like a bit more explanation as to why he's got what basically amounts to a monster girl homing beacon strapped to him, but I guess that'll come in time. But who the fuck is this angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450118
>Noble Confidant

Anyone familiar with what you're referencing wouldn't be stupid enough to do that to a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450140
He is a main character. By definition, he is a chick magnet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450142
Just hope there are no beta around.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like tips on how to write a story where the MG isn't really shown or is visible

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450148
>implying they are worse than an extreme idiot who said something to a girl that had enough impact to AUDIBLY break her heart

Holy shit, that part was much worse than the dreaded "Chomp" scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450155
So she's invisible? Or just imaginary?
Because if it's the latter, then you should have no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450155

>In the wild
>Signs of something lurking about
>A bit of hair caught on a piece of bark
>A half eaten animal carcass
>Signs warning to go away

Take your inspiration from a mixture of Predator, bigfoot stories, creature horror, and the Borderlands

"You said it wasn't real!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450164
So she should be a Clever Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450162
No she's real, just the MC doesn't want to make contact, but she's in his head so I guess both of those apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450170
Like some sort of possession?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450174
Sort of, yeah.
So is anyone interested? I'll start a greentext draft sometime tomorrow or soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, monstergirl thread, anyone know if this doujin's been previously uploaded somewhere?

It's a C86 so it'll be recent, someone might've seen it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450183
>greentext

Why?

Anyway, so she's some sort of Ghost/Spirit/Highleveldemon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450118
>Gently take her chin in your fingers
>Tell her your love for her burns brighter then ten thousand suns of fiery passion or other such cheesy trite to make her blush like crazy
>Then kiss her tenderly on the lips
> Watch her smile glow like the new dawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450030
Glad to see you're still updating. Though I was wondering if I could get a list of the characters and their respective species? It's hard to keep up with them all. Also is there an overarching title?

Will Val ever make love?

[Anonymous No.]

So is Cap dead? He hasn't put out a new story in forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450187
Because before I start to try to fully write it, I'd like a rough version, also for help/criticism.
And naw, just her spirit energy 'tagging' him so she can like watch him, talk to him telepathically etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450195
So something similar to a psychic/esper, or a monster with telepathic capabilities?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, you finally got me.
How common is this personality type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450198
Nojust really fucking potent, and kinda clingy/resentful
I guess I'd describe her as jinko-ish in terms of appearance, just not a ton of muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450203
What? In the 3D world?

Nothing good exists in 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450205
I think you would need to rethink things here, skippy.

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>12450057
When I get finished with the main story and write a collection of "what-if" bad ends. Spoiler: I have no idea if I'll actually do that, but now that I'm thinking about it it sounds like fun.

>>12450099
While it's funny to consider MC purely from the outside, he's really just fucked in the head. His concept of mothers and families are based upon Echidnas, he considers himself responsible for about half of his sisters, and he's simultaneously a proponent of mamono rights and a semi-frequent target of their assaults.

Then there's the fact that a couple years ago everything in his life was the same as in an ordinary human family. He wasn't targeted for anything, just their brother. His view of the relationships between him and his sisters hasn't changed at all, only theirs. That they're all suddenly shifting violently into something else while he's already trying to form a proper worldview isn't helping anything.

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>12450193
While it's kind of unfortunate, I did come up with a title that is incredibly fitting for the story, so much so that it's actually kind of a major spoiler. I'm still deciding if/when I'll actually stick it anywhere.

Vinata "Vee" - Echidna
Evette - Wight
Lythalia "Sister" - Dark Priestess
Safiya "Safi" - Apophis
Carathis "Cara" - Werewolf
Theresa "Tera" - Wurmouto- I mean Wurm
Jennifer "Jen" - Ghoul
Rina "Mittens" - Nekomata
Camisahasriel "Cami" - Angel
Letitia "Tish" - Manticore

Yes, I do plan on there eventually being sex. Be warned that I have no expectation of being particularly good at writing smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450233
Just wing it. It'll be bad at first, but there is no way you'll be worse than Nasu.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450209
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Please do a genki, cheerful dark elf idol girl with drill hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241

a cute holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
More Jabberwock stuff please. Maybe her stretching her wings out and her arms up in the air, showing her tall fit-yet-thick figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
A wurm cooking spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Kotori from Date a Live as a salamander/lava golem, or Yoshino as a yuki-onna or that ice-spirit MG whichever it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Wild-west themed Granberia in a Sheriff's duster and cowboy hat, with a revolver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
I would really love a Casino dealer Ryu, please!
Or a not-as-savvy Wurm dealer, always needing help from the more experienced Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450242
You're trying to make a MG that has the appearance of a Jinko, a physical type, but giving them the capability for telepathy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450187
http://pastebin.com/C1wuvXnb
kitsoviet did something similar to that. The MG is invisible to everyone but the MC and she trolls him with her vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450233
Thank you. Cant help you with writing smut though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241

Polish Wisent girl dressed like a hussar.

>>12450257
Nigga you already got that and your business suit Ryu. Don't be a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Honey as a honey bee girl, still with uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Draw a sexy and seductive Tamamo
Or whatever you like, even lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450269
>a sexy and seductive Tamamo

So just have him draw her in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450273
More than she usually is
this, or even a Dakimakura pose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Loli Pharaoh and loli Apophis being BFFs in a non-yuri way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241

Did you ever do the Tarra/Quetz nurses?

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

>>12450278
i did draw them in the butt lineup which is almost done tarra has a huge fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Homura from Senran KAgura as a salamander
Miyabi as an apophis
Daidouji as a Jinko
Murakumo as a werewolf girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Chupacaba girl dom'ing a weresheep, like sensually biting/licking her next with some fondling/fingering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450269
Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450282
>tarra has a huge fat ass

I-It's not fat! She's just big boned!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Sleipnir centaur girl
Leprechaun girl, or maybe a monster girl made of coral?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Can you draw numerous monstergirls and humans saluting and staring at a setting sun, each with a look of accomplishment and pride?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
I'd like to see your take on a treant based on a sakura tree, or an evergreen tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
cheshire finding a wallet

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

>>12450299
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450300
The Dark Elf idol with the drills... you'll never get rid of us otherwise. And I'll totally give you a hearty, Alpy thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450293
She's not fat! Just overly sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450300

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450305

No you miss the point. A Tarrasque is literally one of the largest monstergirls short of actual giantesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450303
I think you missed >>12450246

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450312
I missed nothing. I just thought that we'd have better chances if more of us asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449883
I like it a lot
> A man that Alpifys so he can become a crime boss
Holy shit, I wondered why they called him the Duke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449898
Mein gott, it's either Blue or Undead for me now that you've updated them. My only concern is whether I'll still be able to get a boner if I'm rezzed back from the dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
>>12450300
Trilobite girl? Ankylosaurus girl maybe? That'd be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450300
LESS CONFIRMED DONTE THE DEMON KILLER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450324
An Ankylosaurus Girl would Ankyl my dick, ifyouknowwhati'msayin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450329
But wouldn't she be a kaiju? Like in the second Godzilla movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450297
What about a tiny, cute Bonsai tree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450347
How about a tall ara ara Redwood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450351
Too big?
>>12450347
Onii-chan, groom me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450353
>too big
>too
>big

There is no such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450358
A Redwood is big enough to live in Elf-style, there's no way to satisfy a creature of that size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450359
What if we used KC cop-out mechanic to make her smaller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450358
A space pirate smiles upon your post anon.

Speaking of which, if you guys were captains of a space fleet, who would you want your Monster Waifu crew to be? Don't forget to say who your lifelong rival would be! And which crewmate or rival you'd dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450351
>redwood talks about her first boyfriend, a hippie named Sky who lived in her branches
>said he smelled funny, even for nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450364
>A space pirate smiles upon your post anon

I take it you watched Slowbeef's Metroid Prime LP as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450362
Then she seizes to be a Redwood.
>>12450364
>spaceship crew
This is going to take a lot of thinking. Would we be put together by the whims of the higher-ups, or would this be my hand-picked special team who would become muh nakama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450369
She could still be very tall though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450374
Then she could be any other tree. A Redwood would have to be big, Sandworm big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450364
>Co-Captain Ophelia
and our legion of undead but noble troops
>Wight Lieutenant
>Ghoul Sergeant
>Mummy Ensign
>Lich Doctor and her medical staff
>with Zombie Nurse as her assistant
>All of us would travel the stars as space drifters aboard the Queen Ophiucus

>Every now and then being chased by the interplantary police force lead by a Pharaoh
>And her main flagship, the SunStar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450378
And live it appropriate areas, and have numerous frogs/birds/insects living on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450364
I would fly a small ship with:
A Hot-headed Oni as a gunner.
A Shortstack Lizard Girl engineer with a thick Scottish accent.
A creepy and monotone Lich doctor.
And a strict and disciplined ex-miliatry Anubis as a second in command.

My lifelong rival would be Dragon Girl admiral that serves a tyrannical Dragon-headed empire. Ours would be the only ship to have escaped her clutches, bringing dishonor to her for failing to stop a ragtag ship crewed by a bunch of misfits. She swears revenge and relentlessly pursues us across a galaxy full of strange planets and people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450364
My crew would have a by-the-books Salamander as second in command, an overbearingly motherly Holstaurus running the sickbay, a Wurm Science Officer, a Doppelganger as a Scout (pic related) and Dragon Quartermaster who hoards supplies and only gives them out when they're REALLY needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450364
I'd prefer to lead a team of mechs against BETA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450397
>>12450364
And I realize I forgot my lifelong rival, who would be the Oni Twins, one Blue, one Red, sharing the captaincy of another ship. My D would be reserved for the two of them, as relations with crew mates are unprofessional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450397
>Dragon Quartermaster who hoards supplies and only gives them out when they're REALLY needed.

I like this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450408
Oh god, that doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450408
>pointyshoulders/10

[Anonymous No.]

Think of an animal you that has a natural affinity towards you weather your good with dogs or constantly followed by mosquitoes, whatever it is will be the winner of your monstergirl harem once monster girls reveal themselves .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450423
I love cats and cats love me, especially my sweaty socks and shirts. A Catgirl it is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450423
It's either a cat, a moth, or a spider girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450358
Too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450428
she is too big to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450423
All animals love me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450428
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450430
I'm sure they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450405
>Oni Twins
Would they be like The McDougal Brothers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450431
In all my time of posting big girls here, you are the first to not object to them.

Bless you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450430
either you get a harem end or a gladiator battle to the death

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450364

Monster crew is all undead. They never know how many soldiers I have and if we're boarded, I just have to suit up while my crew vents the air from the ship.

Wight diplomat/communications/first mate
Lich science officer/doctor
Dullahan engineer with appropriate accent (who's not really undead but her head fits in my suit to breathe)
Skeletons and zombies and ghouls and mummies for all the basic ship functions wearing lovely 60's red miniskirt dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450432
What is that supposed to mean?

Well ok, humans don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450423
Well I love dogs, and I've never met a dog that didn't like me, or atleast, didn't want to kill me on sight, however I have most traffic with spiders. Which wins out? And here's for the true question. Do I really want an Australian spidergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450433
No, McDougal's a crazy. They'd be in the same fleet, just always trying to one-up me, and every time we had a competition, the loser would have to endure a punishment game. Wholesome fun, see?
Naturally, as the hero, I almost always win, and so there's been a lot of cosplaying for them, hence their great desire to win. Oh man, this thing is writing itself!

[Anonymous No.]

>take your lamia waifu to the amusement park in town
>her deliciously fat snake ass is too big to fit into any rides

what do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450434
Im not that other guy.
There is a point where physical loving becomes improbable.
That does not mean we cannot adore her as a godess.

>>12450445
She would be lazy, drunk, probably racially insensitive, and might love sports and bbq`s.
What is not to love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450441
It means animals "love you".

I'm trying to call you an animal fucker, you ninny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450445
Speaking of, it's pretty funny that we gave Nipland our deadliest spider, the redback. Actually come to think of it, a redback spidergirl would be pretty elegant and hot. As it is the spider is sleek and fuckable looking. Messt as fuck webs though, so would they have a natural predeliction towards neetness. Add to that the fact that they basically just stay at home and wait for things to come to them. Lifeblood via internet delivery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450453
That's rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450455
>As it is the spider is sleek and fuckable looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450452
>She would be lazy, drunk, probably racially insensitive, and might love sports and bbq`s.
>What is not to love.
Everything. Fuck bogans. In my eyes what makes a true Australian is the stereotype brought about by the rejection of the bogan stereotype. Fuck bogans. Fuck bogan monstergirls too. Bunch of roogirls trying to bum a durry off you at every step. Loitering in your yards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450458
Are you saying spider are unattractive to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450461
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450458
You disagreein' with me? It's smooth as fuck and midnight black. With a dangerous red streak down its back. all the others are pre-neolithic hairy bastards, the redback looks elegant as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450465
You should not want to fuck spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450465
Aren't those "hairs" used to sense things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450468
I don't, I'm just saying that they're allready kinda sexy.
>>12450469
On all spiders yeah, the redback actually has hair too, I think its just microscopic, but huntsmans and shit have way too much. Any way, look at how fucking glossy and long-legged it is. And imagine those properties on a spidergirl. Now imagine said spidergirl in a messy bedroom lazing around wanting you to fix her snacks as she browses the web from a laptop suspended in web

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450460
As an Australian who lives in a "country" town i agree, i do not enjoy bogans, but that is the primary view of Australians to those who are not Australians.
But apart from bogans, what does the world think of Aussies?
We are not all as ripped as Hugh, Steve and Croc Dundee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450475
You used the word "fuckable". That means "I would fug"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450469
>that outfit
Oh I've been such a naughty little fly Miss Spider!

[Anonymous No.]

Well, this thread has taken an unfortunate turn for an arachnophobe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450475
Wait a fucking minute.
Aren't you that one guy who talked about sea spider girls in a Bromont thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450482

boo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450476
I'm pretty sure the rest of the world sees us as either, wild savages that fight mutated wildlife, or racist obnoxious tourists. Thanks Abbot. I wonder, are australian monstergirls as hugboxy as the rest or do they all maintain some sort of predatory aspects? And how would the war of the Emu have played out if they were all monstergirls looking for dick, and capable of shooting back? Would we as a nation still be locked into civil war?
>>12450479
I take it to mean "has the properties of one which could fuck" not exclusively " I would fug"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450485
I'm not but he sounds like a cool guy. I never was into sea spiders in general though. They remind me of crabs too much. I don't really like crabs, in the way I don't really like snails. Under my radar with a whole lotta nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450488
He went into detail about sea spider reproduction.
They don't look like crabs so much as face-huggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450492
Holy crap you're right. Is their reproduction disturbing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450496
Involved something like laying eggs through their leg joints, each egg being laid individually, and taking upwards of 30 minutes per egg to lay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450500
Huh. I kinda half expected thorax bursting. Speaking of, don't beetles like, impale their mates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450487
I feel the only thing Australia has that is too any advantage in a war is space, Guerilla warfare over the entire continent could take a very long time, of course dick heads like Mr.Abbot would not survive in a post MG enhanced emu war, we might all be buff and scary. The whole country would suffer with Vietnam type PTSD.

[Anonymous No.]

Some more Hobo Combat. No choices yet, sorry. And nice to see MOST of you had the decency to save Charon.
http://pastebin.com/LPhBa9af

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450509
>Emu girl
>Her kick is almost as powerful as an Ostrich's

I wouldn't want to piss her off enough for her to kick me in the knads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450509
>emu girl
>Australian dignity lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450518
Would she make the same noise a regular Australian makes when you steal their beer?

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>>12450510
So... does anyone have anything to say?

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>>12450509
>Talking about Australia.
>Tfw my mind starts to think about Australia being the vacation country of all Dragon Girls, East & West around the world.

Lucky sob's.

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>>12450553
Australia's beaches suck.

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>>12450557
Mainly because of all the jellyfish.

Having hundreds of Sea Slime Girls wash ashore would be an issue.

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>>12450576
Dont forget great white girls, and the very large Croc girls.
And now i'm thinking of the Great Barrier Reef populated with beautiful aquatic beings.

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>>12450580
What about a cute clownfish girl who wants to do standup, but won't leave her anemone?

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>>12450594
Clownfish aren't funny. And now I'm reminded of Finding Nemo. How about this: Seagull Harpies fighting over a human boy
>Mine! Mine! Mine!

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>>12450598
How about stingray girl gliding around the shallows, waiting to swoop in on cute surfing shotas?

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>>12450605
>surfing shotas
Now we need Shark Girls. Lots and lots of Shark Girls. In frenzy.

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>>12450598
>not funny
That's why she makes a cute pout when you don't laugh at her jokes

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>>12450611
That's why she needs a teacher.

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>>12450611
>Has one adoring wurm fan that thinks every joke is hilarious
>Rolls around wrecking everything around her in her mirth.

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>>12450615
>I came like a wrecking ball!
>Wurm tries to twerk
This please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450617
Take your shit taste elsewhere

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>>12450629
>Wurm
>shit taste
Sounds like you're projecting.

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>>12450638
Wurm is amazing taste. Twerking and Cyrus is shit taste. Besides what exactly could I be projecting there? Perhaps a sense of intellectual inferiority, but still.

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>>12450639
I don't think you got the joke. A Wurm does not have an ass, therefore making the twerking an exercise in futility. And the "wrecking ball" thing would be accurate because she wrecks everything. It's a joke that works on two levels. At no point have I said Cyrus is in any way good, and fuck you for being a presumptuous little shit.

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>>12450646
>Wurms don't have asses.
Sad, but at least dragons have an ass.

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>>12450652
And what fine asses Dragons have! Another species clearly accustomed to using dickthrones.

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>>12450646
Hardly a joke. jokes have some pretext, a sense of context, all you did was blurt out your shit taste in even bringing it to light. Shooting myself in the foot here, but were I to randomly bring Bieber into the conversation, I'd not fault you from questioning my taste.
>Two lines of greentext, vaguely in context to the linked post
>Presumptuous shit for coming to the conclusion that you must just have shitty taste because precious else seems to connect

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>>12450657
Praise the dragons.

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>>12450674
So to make a joke about something in popular culture, one must like said thing? Yes, you are presumptuous little shit.
>>12450679
Praising Dragons. Is pic related a Good End or a the Bestest End?

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>>12450686
You can't fight. You can't escape. You can only defend until their health drops.

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>>12450686
>>12450689
How did a level 1 hero even get into their lair? You'd think he'd had a ton of encounters on the way there from his village.

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>>12450692
>Escape.
You run like a bitch bro. If I encountered a monster girl I didn't like, or I didn't want to hand myself over to I would run like a bitch.

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>>12450686
>So to make a joke about something in popular culture, one must like said thing?
It's unnecessary. What if I were to start talking about the bible right here right now, and begin to grasp straws about how its tenuously linked to our current conversation? It would be reasonable to assume that I had a thing for the bible, otherwise I wouldn't bring it up. Likewise, it's reasonable to assume that at some point, your thought process revolves around twerking and cyrus in a positive light, otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up. From there it is reasonable to presume that you have shit taste. Otherwise, you're like those anti-futafags that used to shit up threads by mentioning their dick hate completely out of the blue. It's unnecessary, just save yourself the trouble and don't mention it.

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>>12450698
But how do you outrun a Werewolf who wants wan-wan with you? How do you outrun a Centaur? How do you outrun Harpies? Or a hunting party of horny Wood Elves?

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>>12450705
>reasonable
No it isn't reasonable to assume that. You really are butthurt over this, aren't you? You mention the Bible and all it shows is that you know it exists, it doesn't mean you like it, it doesn't mean you hate it. Just talking about something doesn't mean you like it. Your belief that it does makes you into a presumptuous little shit.
>it's unnecessary
Then how do I make a joke about a Wurm doing this silly thing without bringing it up? That's the joke I wanted to make. It offends your sensibilities? Fuck you. You think I like Cyrus for using her as a pop culture reference? Fuck you. I'm going to stop talking to you now.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna be the greatest treasure in a Dragon Girl's hoard

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>>12450706
>Hunting party of wood elves.
You mean Amazons right?

>How do you outrun all these creatures.
1) Run.
2) Have your adrenaline going.
3) Make sure you picked every god that has existed, and prayed to them that you outrun them.

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>>12450721
But then she would keep you locked up in a golden cage with seven layers of traps and guards so nobody would get their hands on you but her.
>>12450726
>Amazons
Amazons and Wood Elves both hunt men, don't they?

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>>12450726
I don't know if prayer is effective or not, but no amount of adrenaline will let a human being outrun a Centaur or a Werewolf, or Harpies, especially not Harpies. Because they can fly.

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>>12450717
Hey man, I'm just pointing out why I think your taste is shit. As far as I'm aware I haven't even called you any mean names. If any one is buttblasted here, it's you. No, of course just talking about something doesn't mean you like it. But it does show that its on your mind. And if something you really don't like is on your mind, most people aren't inclined to then shit up their vicinity by mentioning it. But maybe you're into that.
>Then how do I make a joke about a Wurm doing this silly thing without bringing it up?
Fucked if I know man, I just saw Cyrus and twerk and had a kneejerk reaction. Try phrasing it better?

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>>12450731
You mean her and our daughterus

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>>12450736
I said I was done, and yet I am not. Why is it that when I made a joke about a Wurm shaking an ass she doesn't have, you become completely hung up on the pop culture reference? Nobody else seems to give a shit. Just please stop your whining.
>it's on your mind
I know about. I can't just pretend I don't. I just don't understand why this is such a huge issue for you. Now I'm really going to stop talking to you. And I STILL want my twerking Wurm. Because I think it would be funny. Kinda like this ovulating Wurm here.
>>12450749
Maybe until they hit puberty. After that they don't get to borrow the key's to daddy's cage anymore.
And in case somebody thinks it would suck to live in a cage, it would probably be a pretty big cage, like a zoo habitat.

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>>12450753
>I said I was done, and yet I am not.
Love you too man. I was done after I made my shit taste remark. Just wanted to keep talkin' to you. That and twerking makes me nauseous. Why not a nice Wurm going shoeshopping? Or two Wurms competing in a three-legged race?

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>>12450740
That poor caterpillar...

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>>12450692
They let him in, obviously.
It's like you don't even into secretly-loving /ss/ dragons.

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>>12450783
Yeah, the lair itself, but there's bound to be stuff between the lair and village he set out from, right? Or did they clear the path for him without him noticing? Clever girls...

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>>12450246
im sorry

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>>12450812
It's not bad.

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>>12450812
I like it. She's lovely

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>>12450812
Wonderful, but I fear all her songs are really cheesy S&M themed love songs.. Did you ever make that Grapesnake Boogie, by the way?

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>>12450826
I think he's trying to, but is having some trouble.

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>>12450828
No rush. It's going to be worth the wait. Like Monster MILFs.

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>>12450826
its shit. but ill keep trying

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>>12450836
I don't see anything bad so far.

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>>12450836
This was a triumph indeed. Why are Apophis and Pharaoh so childish and petty?

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>>12450842
Because we will them to be.

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>>12450844
Well for once we're on the right.

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>>12450848
Are we?

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>>12448535
Oni is mai waifu.

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>>12450855
Yes. This is good, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when I lied to all of you and said that I'd post a little story about a wizard two days ago?
Well, here's a little story about a wizard, based on that greentext some people liked.

http://pastebin.com/Jad2YX9Y

I think I finished this at about 5am, so don't be surprised if lines 150 and onwards just devolve into wank.

Also, I know I said I'd make several chapters of this, but now I'm not so sure. I like just having this single little tale, and not risking it getting too drawn out or stale. Hell, I might have even compressed the humour too much in this one. It's something to test the waters, and see if the overall tone is acceptable.

Well, enjoy. And feel free to tell me where I went wrong, and why my life choices are questionable at best.

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>>12450872
Why is it private though?

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>>12450874
FUCK. Let me change that.

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>>12450185
Looks healthyfluffy, along with the one underneath it.

Can't say I've ever seen either of them, but without the author name I can't really search.

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>>12450874
Okay, done. I had it set to private when I was editing it. Off to a rollicking good start, I suppose.

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>>12450832
>Monster milf
>Worth the wait
Paradox. No glorious milf can offset the wait for said glorious milf, for each moment without it is eternally horrid, whilst each moment with is eternally bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you if she's willing?

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>>12449044
That's not how loincloths fucking work goddammit shit.

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>>12450872
Okay I like it and the idea seems good enough to hold up for a while. I want Gideon's back story, at least.
>>12450887
Yes, after she grew up some.

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>>12450872
That was pretty fun.

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>>12450812
Sorry for what, that's cute as hell

[Anonymous No.]

im sorry again

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>>12451004
Hola, Gringo.

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>>12450510
yes, saved charon

>>12451004
why do you keep apologizing?

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>>12451004
Okay, a Swords(wo)man in the wild west is not as silly as you might think. Watch the movie Red Sun, starring Charles Bronson and Toshiro Mifune.

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>>12451027
Indeed an excellent movie.

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>>12451041
>I can tell you're getting tired, so we'll call it a draw
My sides. Also dat Ursula Andress. Samurai Lizardgirl and Chupacabra bandit hi-jinks when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450812
So where's Hound when you need some delicious brown colored?

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>>12451071
Probably having problems to decide the vote >>12449197

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>>12451087
Asterio is winning though.

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>>12451088
As it should be,

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>>12451099
Yes. As it should be. Tio can go jump in a puddle of Suu.

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>>12451107
I'd like to go jump in a puddle of Suu.

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>>12451130
The more you struggle, the more she stimulates you. Once trapped in Slime, the victim has lost all hope.

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>>12451137
>Implying I'd struggle
>Implying it's not my own willing subjugation
>Implying that I'm a victim

I like slimegirls. I'd be against a slimegirl just sneaking up on me from behind, but I'd gladly consent if one asked to gloop over me.

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>>12451150
You and everybody else. But she'll get offended if you don't roleplay the rapist and the victim with her. She has natural needs you know.

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>>12451154
I'm terrible at roleplaying. I'd probably just say "Oh no, I am being overpowered, and yet why am I so turned on," then start breaking down into laughter.

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>>12451176
The line goes
>My hips are moving on their own!?!
You're going to have to watch some porn to learn your role man.

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>>12450030

I swear the Dark Priestess is the main cause of MC's suffering. Sometimes it feels like she's outright trolling him.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder to praise fluffy or else

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>>12451227
If I was MC in that story, I would probably refuse to eat or drink anything I didn't buy personally.

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>>12451272

He does live in a shitty world. People who live near large monster populations are expected to be married in their mid to early teens from the sounds of things, and there's a high chance said marriage will be initiated by a random violent rape. Not much different to most settings here, but the modern setting combined with those conditions make it actually kind of bleak if you're a man stuck living near a demon realm.

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>>12451271
Duel-wielding and at least one count of poor trigger discipline, with one gun pointed completely outside of her line of sight.

0/10 would teach her how to shoot while stroking those tails.

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>look at my pastebin
>people have been reading my crap

Holy shit. Most of it is probably bots and randoms during the first half an hour or so, but still...

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>>12451294
Its two counts, got her fingers on both triggers. Its still ten times better than most guys the nips draw but they still just don't get it.

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>>12450872

I enjoyed it.

It also raised an interesting question. How would the succubus justify her crimes against human towns, if the wizard was serious? The way I see it, the occupants of this board are the weirdos, the people who would actively give themselves to monsters, but most people would rather die than have some abomination for a wife or child.

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>>12451309
>justify
A Succubus doesn't follow human morality, why would she need to justify anything?

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>>12451313

I mean if the wizard was serious about trapping her forever in a stone. She has caused a lot of suffering, by stealing children and forcing humans to become/fuck monsters, so I wonder how she would even attempt to "justify" it all, to give the wizard a good reason not to give her a fate worse than death.

Over thinking a fun little story anyway.

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>>12451323
How about using the old Viper and the Farmer defense?
>I'm a Succubus, it's what I do, what did you expect?

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>>12451325

Succubi really are a shit.

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>>12451329
Does that mean you won't pat her head?

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>>12451309
I made a few little allusions to by using words like "liberation" and the way she thought of the holy groups.

My own thinking for it was that monstergirls like Mereth saw the holy men and paladins as dictators, or oppressors, of a sort. She and others like her are freedom fighters, and by converting humans into monstergirls/incubi/cum-dispensers/whatever, they're being unshackled from what society has imposed on them.

This particular succubus is a being who lives to indulge in pleasure. She can justify turning mothers and daughters into monstergirls, because the way she sees it, they'll all be so happy to lose themselves in an eternity of pleasure that they won't even consider the consequences.

I guess you can basically just call her a sexual anarchist, or something.

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>>12451287
It would kind of suck. But it seems in that setting wizards exist so at least you have a chance to become a badass if you try hard enough.

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>>12451297
Which one is yours.

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>>12451330

Fuck no.
Succubi are the bitchy cheerleaders of the MG world. They certainly are the hottest of them all, but their personalities are so fucking shitty its unbelievable.

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>>12451345
Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Souls monster girls?

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>12451227
The fantastic thing about Lythalia is that everything she does is utterly reasonable. She's actually an extremely logical character in that regard. If MC was actually willing to do any of the things that she wants him to do, he really would end up happy and problem-free. Nothing she does is dumb, MC just isn't willing to accept any of it. She's also basically the one character who is absolutely placing MC's problems ahead of her own.

Writing a mamono nun has been really interesting. I think I like how it came out a lot more than I thought I would.

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>>12451345
How many Warlock levels do I need to tame a succubus into a masochistic cockslave?

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>>12451366
Level 20. Unless she is a masochist already, then all you need is some tools.

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>>12451004
A challenger approaches from the sunset.

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>>12451383
Please make me your cattle and rustle me.
...do we have any Wild West stories yet?

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>>12451361

Her intentions are probably reasonable, but her methods are a little... insane. Trying to get MC to fuck his sisters, or to find happiness in becoming a rape victim is asking a bit much.
But then, it only makes sense that mamono have a different set of values to humans.

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>>12451385
A Wild West story does have potential. I'll think about it. Maybe have a Tortoise bartender or something. Also Jackalopes somewhere.

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>>12451385
I don't know, but whoever does it, needs to have a genki/southern belle Lamia

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>>12451398
Thank you. Now drop them pants, pilgrim!
>>12451399
And every storyline has to end with the hero riding into the sunset.

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>>12451399
Negative, she needs to be a loud, brash, gunslinging Texas Rattlesnake

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>>12451404
White Swallow has spoken. Ugh.

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>>12451404
Why not both? Make them twins or sisters or something.

>>12451403
Would walking off with large explosions be acceptable?

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>>12451409
Why not both indeed. One is prim and proper, a bonnet and parasol, frilly dress, the whole nine. The other, ratty cowboy hat, brown leather vest, two Colt Navy revolvers and a Winchester repeater

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>>12451411
But they both know their way around a revolver.

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>>12451409
>walking off with a large explosion
That's not what Westerns are about, have you even watched any? Though they do need a dynamite man for cracking safes.
>Duck, you sucka!
>>12451411
And the story starts with the prim and proper sister coming to visit the other one? And there just so happens to be a mean rancher who's hired a bunch of thugs, and then a mysterious stranger arrives in town, riding on a mule? Damn I love these kinds of stories.

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>>12451412
I see the prim and proper one having a derringer or other such lady gun.
>>12451413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ

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>>12451411
I think both sisters would know how to use a revolver and a rifle. Maybe the prim and proper sister would also use a Gatling gun?

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>>12451417
Yeah, but what about a garter going all the way around her waist with a derringer tucked in it? Can't do that with a Single Action Army

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>>12451417
>Gatling gun
Fuck that, she'd keep a derringer under her skirt like a proper lady should.

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>>12451422
And when she pulls it, the MC gets a glimpse of her dorito

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>>12451425
So is this story being written already or not? Do I have to go watch all of Sergio Leone's movies while I wait for it? Well I'm going to do it anyway!
Charles Bronson>Clint Eastwood

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>MFW I could write a quality Texas western with monstergirls
>But I hate all the romanticized whitetrash garbage that half the people want

Guess that comes from growing up in that culture.

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>>12451427
I've got one big story being written now, with another on deck right after. I also work full time and go to school full time

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>>12451421
>>12451422
I like the Derringer idea. Maybe she keeps a few poisoned blades as well.
>>12451413
I haven't seen that many westerns to be honest. Other than some scenes from Spaghetti westerns in my Italian Cinema class.

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>>12451417
>Gating gun
You mean like Maya from Wild ARMS?

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>>12451428
You could write the story how you want it to be anon. No one is stopping you. Hell, I'd read it just because it would be a different perspective.

>>12451427
It will be my next project after my current, which is a Lizard Cop in a futuristic setting.

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>>12451428
>romanticized whitetrash garbage
We're talking about spaghetti westerns here anon.
>>12451433
>has not seen all of Sergio Leone's westerns
Go watch them. And then watch The Wild Bunch, and Red Sun that was mentioned earlier on. And the 2010 remake of True Grit. And Django. Not the Tarantino flick Django Unchained, though that's fun too, but the original Django. And then you will become a better person.
>>12451432
Well I'm not telling YOU specifically to do it.

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>>12451428
So write it, it doesn't have to be the Outlaw Josey Wales or any of that. Also,
>reaction image
we ration our images round these parts

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>>12451439
I like the idea of a lady with big guns

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>>12451444
I know not specifically me. But I also want this story. Also, the Wild Bunch is best Western.
>dem machine guns
>Pike! PIKE!

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>>12451448
Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons.

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>>12451450
If prim lady lamia set off a cannon, I would like this.

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>>12451361
The thing about her is that I can understand her motivations. I can even sympathize with them, but I don't like her, and by don't like her I don't mean that you've written her badly or anything. It's the opposite, you've written her well enough, in my opinion at least, that I've formed an opinion about this character as I would form an opinion about an actual person.
I see her as responsible for the MC's aversion to relations with these girls because of her attempted rape when he was young.
Frankly, I want the MC to snap and finally tell her that everything is her fault.

Tish, on the other hand, I feel differently about. Which is funny because Tish has appeared outwardly much more antagonistic than Lythalia.
I feel like Tish is only going through the motions, like she knows what a manticore is expected to be so she plays her role, but she's not really like that deep down.

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>>12451453
>Oh my word! That thing is LOUD!
Heh.

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>>12451439
>>12451417
>Whenever she gets in trouble, she rustles her long, frilly skirt
>A fucking gatling gun falls out from it
>She picks it up and starts firing away with an excited smile on

As funny as it sounds, I feel a small pistol is more fitting.

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>>12451456
>All this talk of Gatling Guns
I want .less to draw the Minigun Minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451456
We also need
>Tanuki Snake-Oil Salesman
>Anubis "Hanging Judge"
>The Oni Twins as outlaws and sometime thugs for hire
And then we'd have most of the story ready for writing.

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>>12451463
>Tanuki in a top hat selling elixirs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sh0wr7HH8Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451468
>Josey Wales pwns a suit
>pwns

Who the hell uses that anymore?

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>>12451468
>Step right up! The days of your man going limp after just 20 bouts are over! I have here an aphrodisiac so strong it will mindbreak a Manticore!
And then she was tarred and feathered along with the card-cheating Kitsune.

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>>12451484
I don't know, but it was exactly the scene I was looking for.
>>12451485
>card cheating Kitsune
Kitsune needs to be the busty Madam in the corset and the frilly hat

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>>12451485
>Sheriff Wurm is the law around these parts. To set a decent example, she has stopped using guns.
>But isn't that dangerous?
>Only if the ricochet hits someone.
With enthusiastic Salamander and Wyvern as deputies. Because JUSTICE.

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>>12451485
>Tarred and feathred
>Getting tar on that fluffy tail of theirs that can never be completely cleaned out
That would be a death sentence for fluffy girls everywhere.

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>>12451491
Definitely not your fault, but still, the question stands.

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>>12451491
>Kitsune running the brothel
Then who's the one who cheats at poker?
>>12451496
>can never be cleaned off
All it takes is a little bit of her special dissolvant and...

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>>12451496
Tar and feathering is a death sentence anyway you know. It's just one you live through for awhile, like alcohol poisoning.

>Entire body covered in 3rd degree burns

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>>12451501
the Wurm, I think should be the card cheat, but no one does anything about it, because she makes it so obvious and thinks she's being sly. Whenever she plays, money changes out to monopoly money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451510
Oh. But then who's the sheriff?
>Um... could everyone please get along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451518
She's a rancher. Minotaur is the Sheriff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451520
>You know what we do to your types in these parts?
I don't want to know, I'll be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451529
It's like you don't even want the mystery box

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451533
>mystery box
What crime do I have to commit?

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>>12451535
You gotta rustle her cattle, know what I'm sayin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451541
Oh. I can do that.
>the sheriff secretly wants to be hogtied by masked strangers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451550
I kinda want her to hogtie me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451518
I think a Vulture based Harpy would be interesting.
>>12451456
Maybe she gets her booms and bangs from explosives and kinky sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451496
I don't think I could live in a world where fluffy tails are sullied by bullies putting tar on them.

Or maybe I could. It'd depend how much healing was involved.

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>>12451561
Then become a criminal. She will do all kinds of things to you then. There are no civil rights in the wild west.
>>12451571
That would be up to you, but would you really want to waste your healing on a no good, dirty cheat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451571

>They have a summer and winter coat.

It's like you don't understand shedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451571
Most desert animals don't have fluffy tails.

>Kitsune Brothel Owner
>Mimic stands guard outside and eats/rapes people who don't pay the door fee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451581
I'm just imagining a scenario where a young kitsune or wolfgirl is picked on at school. Bullies would probably stick gum or do something equally mean with her tail.

Sure, it's not going to stay in, but damned if that sort of thing doesn't hurt emotionally, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451501
I'd like to see a wandering bounty hunter Kitsune, personally. Just going from town to town with a lust for knowledge, to see what she can see in the frontier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451591
>Brothel Owner
Is it an All-Lamia brothel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451461

I also want this. It's just too perfect to be ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451598
Was touhou a live ever finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451591
>there's a sign outside that says "anyone who can't pay will pay with their body"
>young gun thinks it's the perfect deal, goes in with no intention to pay
>fucks every girl
>nope, I'm not paying!
>is force fed the fruit that turns you into an Alp
>12 years an Alp
I'm horrible.
>>12451598
This is also awesome. Which kind of Kitsune would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451597

>Bullying a werewolf
I there really someone that stupid out there? I'd imagine MG bullies ARE werewolves and the other tough races.
>male victims of the bullying end up getting a different kid of attention from their tormentors once they start noticing guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451605
How about a kitsune-tsuki?
A human girl who gains kistune abilities through the power of her kitsune-bi friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451601
There would be a variety of girls to choose from. Though the local favorite is called "The Snake Pit". It's an endurance challenge. Survive for 30 mins in a room filled with Rattlesnake Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451617
more like 10 hours in a Lamia ball.

[Anonymous No.]

no shooting in the saloon while oni is there
waste precious alcohol and she'll crack your skull

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451621
>Oni outlaw is chilling "incognito"
>some tough guy spills the MC's drink all over him to get him to stand up and fight
>Oni goes Berserker Modo
And thus a friendship was born. Also: don't shoot the pianist, the piano is actually a Mimic and she'll get pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451630
Who's the bartender?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451621
More like say goodbye to your pelvis as she rapes you on the spot for acting like a tough guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451604
Looks like it was.
http://vgperson.com/games/touhoualive.htm

>>12451605
Maybe not a full nine-tails, since that implies she's old enough to have seen everything.

>>12451616
I like this idea. Maybe a rough-and-tumble tomboyish type who trained for her whole life to be an adventurer, only to mistakenly confront a nine-tailed Inari thinking she was some big-name outlaw, who "curses" her with the Kitsune-bi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451359

>Skeleton Wheel girls charging out of nowhere and raping you
>Silver Knight archers blocking your path and shooting you with aphrodisiac-laced arrows
>the Warriors of the Sun are a group of monstergirls trying to impress you with their strength and skill so that you'll become their husband
>Capra Demon is mostly the same, just a monstergirl and with actual rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451637
>dear diary, today I learned that fluffy tails are very useful during cold, desert nights!
Awesome.
>>12451634
Some human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451613

>Massive Oni bullies anon
>one day he just stands in the hallway, facing her
>she laughs, prowling up to him
>"Feeling brave, little man?"
>a small crowd of MGs forms, all excited to see the little human made into her bitch
>anon just pulls out a small bag
>oni is confused
>anon smiles and upturns the bag, slowly dropping the contents out
>oni loses her smile, has a huge look of panic on her face
>SO. MANY. BEANS. MUST COUNT THEM ALL!
>anon laughs as she throws herself on the floor and frantically starts to count them, her face glowing even redder with embarrassment as the small crowd starts laughing at her
>she fights back the tears
>she only wanted that cute little human to love her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451655
Great, Bad End again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451648

Pinwheel is three Liches giving each other a piggyback, after reading somewhere that it might make them better mages for it. The fight is even easier because they can't stop arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451664
>With the three of us combined, we have a three-fold supply of mana!
>they can't agree on which spell to cast
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451659
>guy manages to outsmart monster and avoid pelvic crushing rape
>suddenly bad
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451408
>>12451408
I think that lamia needs to be delicious brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451688
>not protecting girl's smile
He failed as a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451692
>massive oni bullies
>protection worthy
Topkek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451692

>Protecting a girl's smile by sacrificing yours and accepting the bullying
>Giving her a taste of her own medicine so she can grow the fuck up

Choices must be made, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451692

So he's just meant to get raped by a huge Oni? Fuck that. I don't give a shit about your silly notions on "manhood" when MGs are concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451692

>Not making bitches that can only express themselves by hurting you cry.
Maybe they should have been less total cunts.

>This is the same sort of person that says June did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451692
She failed to indicate there was a smile to be protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451701
Choices must be made, but this was the wrong one. An eye for an eye will leave the world blind.
>>12451702
I never said that, but making a girl cry isn't a good thing to do at all. Now the guy isn't any better than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451706

Problem is, she's an Oni. A big dumb wall of muscle with only one weakness. So he used it to win and survive.
You "protect the girl" types are alright until muscle MGs are in the picture, then your logic becomes faulty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451708
So because she's big, strong and mean, it's okay to humiliate her publicly and become a bully yourself? So what was wrong with her being a bully in the first place? If it's okay for this guy to do it to her, why isn't it okay for her to do it to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451637
She would need a companion to accompany her on her travels, too.
Would it be the Inari that cursed her, or the Kitsune-bi familiar that was given to her?

[NegaWalker No.]

Any opinions on my Demon Lord story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451706

The world has always been blind. Not every story will be a heartwarming one.

You don't "protect" those who mean harm to you. That Oni probably never knew how the Anon felt when being bullied by her. He just stood up for himself and showed her exactly that.

Besides, she's an Oni, who knows what kind of things she did to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451716
I like it so far. There are a few typos here and there, but still it's good. I look forward to seeing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451711

Putting down cruel people so they'll learn a lesson is bad now? What would you try, a nice little chat? It wouldn't work. The difference between them is this is getting her to leave him alone, when she just torments him constantly otherwise.

Is this really hard to understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451708

Regardless of what she is. She's pulled this shit all the time on the guy. Putting the shoe on the other foot once is a good object lesson. If he did it to her all the time like she used to do to him, then he'd be as bad.

>>12451711
Didn't you ever learn that often a bully just has to learn you're not worth the trouble. A good fight or humiliation would be just the ticket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451720
This guy's got a point. Sometimes, tsundere isn't as endearing as you'd think.

It just be like that sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451713
>companion
Young Gun greenhorn human boy?
>>12451717
>you don't protect those who mean harm to you
Yes you do. Anyone would show kindness to his friends, but to show kindness to your enemy? That's something.
>>12451722
>lesson
When has that ever worked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451713
You mean the girl can go from being a normal human girl with a kitsune-bi at her side, to being a full-on kitsune-tsuki as the two figt as one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451720
>this is getting her to leave him alone
Wait, where does it say that? It ended with her crying and lamenting that she just wanted him to like her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451716

I was the guy that suggested that end in the original greetext string because it was the most logical thing to do instead of where the author went with making her a traitor. But honestly my investment is near zero. Not really interested in an alternate KC timeline story going tens of thousands of words when you could be doing something more original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451732

>Oni bullies guy
>to the point where he needs it to stop, so bean plan
>she's really just bad at showing her feelings, and liked him

That's what I had in mind when I wrote it in the first place. Maybe I forgot that part.

[Anonymous No.]

>Guy and his tanned Oni girlfriend who've been dating for several months at his home, watching TV
>The television doesn't really have anything good on
>Sit on the couch, letting their post workout meal digest, have an arm around each other
>Some B-list action movie's on, nothing too interesting
>Guy breaks the silence, calmly speaking
>"Hey, Terra..."
>"Hmm? What's up?"
>"I love you."
>Silence
>First time that phrase has been uttered in the relationship
>The television continues to drone on as both of them just stare blankly ahead
>Slowly, Terra retracts her arm from her partner to grasp his hand in hers before saying happily
>"I love you, too."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451729

>kindness to your enemy
Have fun making that work outside of sci fi and kids shows. Perhaps you haven't been burnt hard enough for this little lesson to sink in yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451729
>When has that ever worked?
All the time in real life, especially before all that zero tolerance stuff. Worked on my old bully when I was a kid. It's a lot like a lion. They go after the easiest prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451731
Something like that, yes.

>She can't use fire magic without the kitsune-bi infusing herself into the girl's body
>And even then, not without her permission
>Their lives are in danger, being chased by bandits, she needs to use a fire-imbued bullet to subdue all of them
>Kitsune-bi won't help unless she apologizes for making her upset yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451729

>but to show kindness to your enemy? That's something.

I don't think that would matter to high-school students that still take bullying in consideration. He would've showed kindness to her if she introduced herself to him like a normal person would, instead, she decided to bully him. She brought it upon herself by taking that initiative.

Attacking someone and expecting a harmless reaction is unimaginable, those only happen in cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451742

were you THAT desperate for a happy ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451747

He didn't even hurt her. He just made a fool of her in front of everyone. That's A-OK in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451744
To tell you the truth, I've never had any enemies in the first place. But Monster Girls aren't real anyway, I don't see why we can't WWJD them.
>>12451751
She cried, that's bad enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451753
>She cried, that's bad enough for me
Even if they were comedy tears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451760
That wasn't implied, but I guess that'd be acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451749
That was unrelated to the current Oni posting. Unless your talking about my post specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451762
Then the problem is settled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451753
>she cried, that's bad enough for me
So girls should escape punishment because they cry now? What would you do in that situation, just let her rape you? Endure more bullying because standing up for yourself against a stronger woman is bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451753

>She cried, that's bad enough for me.

What if the anon hid and cried alone every day because of her bullying? What if he's been through it for so long that he eventually hardened the fuck up and made her stop by bullying her back?

She needs to learn how it feels to be on the receiving end before doing it to someone else. Anyone with a drop of dignity won't take shit from nobody forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451768
>escape punishment
So you're saying that instead of going to the teachers, students should solve disputes on their own, and that eye-for-and-eye basis is perfectly acceptable, and that the guy WASN'T breaking school rules? Uh-huh...
>>12451770
Two wrongs don't make a right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451753

Let me give you a little smidgen of advice anon passed down in my family.

You treat all ladies as princesses. But not all females are ladies. Some are bitches. And bitches deserve nothing but scorn.

Your bully breaks down in tears that she just liked you? You tell her that any sane person would have found a million better ways to get it across. Bonus points for telling her she's blown any chance she ever might have had with you.

Who'd want to be around a woman like that? Short path down the road to a husband beater.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not wanting a nice sub Oni who was bullied for her love of eating and not working out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451773

Don't start with that violence doesn't solve anything malarkey. Measured response is the cornerstone of fairness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451773
But they can stop further wrongs from being made.

[Anonymous No.]

And while everyone is arguing about the logistics of Oni bullies, I'm simply sitting here, wondering if Cerea truly is, quite literally, a fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451773

So what would you do, if the teacher don't do anything (which sounds about right)?
I'm really fucking eager to know how you would deal with it, considering you appear to have had no experience with bullies in your life anyway and yet still hold all the answers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451783
She is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451785

He's obviously never had authority fail him so he just appeals to it automatically. And he obviously isn't aware that violence is an appropriate tool in any diplomatic toolkit. It's not always the right one for the job, but it has its place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451783
She's a fat horse, not a fat ass.
>>12451785
>the teachers do nothing
Why wouldn't they?
>what would you do
I don't know. I've never been bullied, I've never known anyone who has been bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this >she dun nufin rong >she is grill so it's ok for her to beat and bully man
We invaded by SJW feminazis or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451783
She is
but it just means there's more of her to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451792

Considering you're just vomiting Saturday morning cartoon level moral advice and treating it as fact, it shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451773

>Two wrongs don't make a right.

It's not about doing the wrong thing, it's about adapting and overcoming what harms you.

Like I said, she was the one who started it by being a bully. All of this could be prevented if she didn't bother the anon. But she didn't, she should've knownt he consequences of bullying others.

Your replies about "failing to be a man" and "doing the wrong thing" makes me think you never seen bullying first hand. The world is not a field of roses, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450241
Yet again, i'm always late to these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451795
More cushion for the pushin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451793
You know, I never said she did nothing wrong, my beef was with the fact that the guy did something wrong.
>>12451798
>saturday morning cartoon
Because all of our stories here are so deep and complex...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451792
>Why wouldn't they?

Because it's nothing but "He said she said."

Literal SOP for that situation is for them to go "It seems we have a little problem here." and then tell you that you both have to get along and then make you both apologize to each other, treating you both like you did something wrong. And that's if the bully doesn't cut you off by getting to the teacher first.

Goddamn you're a dumbass. You have no idea how real life works do you?

[Anonymous No.]

Did the Succuvirus ship set sail, or can I still boogie onto this sexy silicon seductress hype with a short story?
Besides, monstergirls in a high-technology setting have always appealed to me. It should be done more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451809

Do what your heart tells you to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451802
Just don't even worry about it, friend.
It's not like less is going to draw loli Pharaoh being friends with grapesnake or nothing anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451805
More Junk in the Trunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451812
More Fat in her Ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451801
>failing to be a man
That was tongue in cheek, I mean my first posts were jokes but people started to argue with them seriously and I started replying seriously.
>never seen bullying first hand
True. And never known anyone who has.
>>12451808
>he said she said
Considering she's an Oni and some have said he was beating him up, that would leave a mark. As in, bruises. It would be pretty easy to prove.
>goddamn you're a dumbass
Well I've never been involved with anything like this so excuse me for not knowing. I guess it really is okay to handle things without the authorities.
>>12451809
Go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451808

I doubt he does from the utter nonsense he's been spouting.

According to him, telling a teacher will solve the problem and if you ever get ideas about standing up to bullies then you're an asshole somehow.

Basically, he has to be trolling at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451815

Apparently 4chan takes bullying very seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451818
>he has to be trolling
No, I just come from a completely different background than you. I didn't know that teachers in America (I'm assuming that's where you're from) actually blame the victim if he's been beaten up. Where I come from something like that would become a police matter. Can we just drop this?
>>12451823
I guess so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451813
More Rear so Shift up the Gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451815

>I guess it really is okay to handle things without the authorities.

What really irks me is that you're one of those braindead always appeal to authority people. Guy dying on the street? Better just call an ambulance and let him bleed out and twiddle your thumbs instead of trying to help. Somebody murdering the family next door? Better call the cops and cower in your house instead of heading over to help once you make the call.

You know in rural areas the authorities are only there to write up the reports because it takes so long for them to get anywhere that it's all over by then.

>Have to meet the ambulance 30 miles down the road if someone has a heart attack
>Firestation is twenty minutes away
>Police are thirty minutes away and it's only an elected sheriff (no official degree needed) and his couple of selected deputies

>>12451826
This is a good example. You'd rather involve the police and put a black mark on a kid's record forever than a single event of public humiliation? Talk about retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451783

Darling's cooking is just too delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451829
I think I'm starting to see the problem here. Where I come from, the authorities actually do their jobs, so there's really no need to go "fuck the police" and become a vigilante. But I really don't want to keep arguing about this, so here's two Succusluts getting along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451834

>authorities actually do their jobs
Dear Lord, where do you live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451834
Asmodeus doesn't like her mom though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451830
Still waiting on the chapter where all the household has nightmares and Darling is forced to feed fattening versions of the girls who demand more food and work him to death.
It would never happen, but it mite b interesting to see Crab try to draw fat and not chub

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451834

Absolutely not. It's that you detach yourself and say "Not my problem." It's not about vigilante anything. It's basic civic duty and being a decent human being. Take some personal responsibility. The authorities are there for when people can't solve problems themselves, not for every stupid little thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451834

I may disagree with you on things, but that is a fine taste in succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451779
>Shy chubby Oni
>Probably still taller than most humans
>Probably could chuck a bus if she needed to
Oh god anon, you're brilliant.
Imagine the hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451834
>Two succubi getting along
If only we could see things like this more often.
I should probably write about Pharaoh homestay, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

I regret posting that greentext so hard right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451836
I'm not telling you because I'm done with this. Here's and Elf being tenderly loved.
>>12451841
Nice strawman, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451845
>Imagine the hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451845
Better yet
Imagine all the free meals she'd get from doing eating challenges that reward you with the meal being free if you eat it all. Oh and the late night cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451847
And I regret trying to make a shounen MC-esque joke, but it's too late now. Have some Succufeet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451834

Their eyes are so goddamn attractive, they look gorgeous.

Dammit, the Order is gonna kill me for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451854

I liked that doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451847
I know how you feel.
It's happened before.
Sadly, I don,t have any images to properly convey how hard I'm laughing at your post, so here's a Succubus princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451847
I regret posting this >>12451688

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451850
Anon, no! This is too much! It's too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451858
>That shitty childhood friend having to take Demon King Clyde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451860
And now I regret making the posting of a Succubus an appropriate way to make up for one's shortcomings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451865

We all know that succubi regret nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451860

>timid succubus
This is clearly an act to lure some shy and nervous man into a false sense of security. There is no such thing as a "pure" succubus.

But on the other hand, humans fall and become monsters, so what if some monsters decided that the Demon Lord was a shit and wanted a live with non-corrupted humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451860
Succubi a shit
Unless you a cuckold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451867
>sexuality=corruption
You need to learn a thing or two mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451867

But the demon lord is a succubus. Those bitches aren't ever going to get another demon lord that shares their interests so closely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451863

I don't want to open yet another can of worms, but I felt bad for the childhood friend. She fought alongside the hero against this evil general, but he not only saves the monster, but marries her afterwards? I'd be mad too.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Russian Husky Dog Girl wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451869

But isn't it? I thought sex was always seen as an impure deed, unless you're talking about some mamono religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451850
>>12451852
Anons please, you're gonna give me a heart attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451876
>seen as an impure deed
By Christians, Muslims and Jews. I'm none of those things and don't see sex as being evil. Do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451876
It's not impure if you do it in missionary for the sake of making a child.

Story of a succubus who tries to have sex to make a kid when

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451867
> so what if some monsters decided that the Demon Lord was a shit and wanted a live with non-corrupted humans?
I was under the impression that even the monsters who you would expect to think DL a shit (the really pure ones like pic related, or the really really evil ones like ghoul and devil) generally conclude that she's a good thing on balance, because before she came along they couldn't give humans the V.
So while their vaginas may be sandy due to losing rank to the succubi or whatever, they're still grateful to *have* vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451873
>can of worms
That's silly, you can't fit even one Wurm in a can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451880

I had the misfortune of being raised by a very christian mother. I may not believe in it anymore, but some things, like a severe embarrassment over sex, still remain. Like it's now hard coded in.

And this is why I love internet anonymity, because I don't have to feel bad about it.

Point it, this must be how Order members feel. I'm so fucked if I magically end up in the MGE world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451885

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451885

Thank you for turning the lights out first

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451892
> succubi drawn to your embarrasment and repression like moths to a flame
Yep. Spectacularly fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451892
Okay, here's a newsflash: you wouldn't be here if yo Momma didn't take yo Poppa's slong in her va-jay-jay. And I bet she loved it. The reason sex is demonized in our society is that the old desert dwelling Jews were an actual patriarchy, the kind the SJWs think we live in. And they were scared of sex. You shouldn't be. Try it sometime if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451894
That's...not what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of succubi and purity

>monster girl horror movie released
>it's about some monsters getting lost in the wilderness
>they encounter a human village
>they keep congregating around some creepy building with a big lower case "t" on the side
>they're forced to join this evil religion, that forbids lewdness and demands innocence and purity
>several of the girls go insane with fear, throwing up as they realize that some of the men here are virgins at 30.
>the end of the film, a mindbroken succubus joins these "christians" and marries one
>after the weird ceremony is over, they go to their room
>instead of the standard violent sex scene most monster cinema has, they get into individual beds, turn the lights off, and go to sleep
>it is immediately banned in MGC, due to the entirety of the film board throwing up and passing out in horror throughout it

[Anonymous No.]

I like succubi. I think that they can be loyal and devoted to a single man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451912
Free will and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451897

What Monster Girl would be the most interested in someone as repressed as I, anyway? Succubi? I know unicorns would be interested, but I don't want to fuck horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451911
It also sounds shitty. A story of Monster Girls camping out and getting attacked one by one by the Hand-Holder would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451912
Gee, I wonder whos behind this post...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451916
>no sex ever because it's evil
I doubt any of them would be jumping at joy at the thought of dating you. If you're attractive, you might get raped though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451920

I'm also unattractive. Does that mean I could be the Order's super weapon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451919

Well it ain't Druella so it must be one of her sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451924
No. It means you'll be raped and left exposed to the elements half-dead because none of the Monsters care to spare you. Or you might get eaten. Why didn't you just put out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451920
I'm bishonen material.
What are my odds of NOT getting raped within a week?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be the wise mentor to five Monster Girls with attitude who need to save the World from becoming Sex Free

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451934
I don't know. Depends on what's around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451934
>bishonen
Low, but it's probably going to be a Dragon or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to the cinema
>oh cool, some superhero movie from Monster Girl City is on
>I like world cinema, I'll give it a shot
>movie starts
>it's about a superhero succubus
>the villain shows up, and announces his plan
>it doesn't sound much like an evil plan, he's just going to show mamono that it's OK to be chaste and pure like him
>the heroine looks like she's going to be sick, as it's treated like a big deal or something
>he forces a couple to hold hands
>the heroine goes apeshit with fury
>seriously?
>the final fight is her just violently raping him
>its really graphic, you see the penetration and there's even a cumshot
>what the actual fuck
>it was rated PG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451929

Wouldn't some of them be obsessed with "saving" a repressed man? The demon types certainly would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451940
All this paladin propaganda about MGC is making me sick. There was a time when MGC was about peace coexistence and jolly cooperation. When did we lose our way?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to bully the Draco for being a Faux Dragon and not the real deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451940
>Calling it a cinema
>Going to the movies without even knowing whats showing there
Also of course succubi are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451940

>he didn't like Raperella 2.

The Cleric was an amazing villain. You're just racist and can't appreciate MGC cinema.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451943
It was never about that. As long as I can remember it has been a lawless hell hole where men are second class citizens, rape is pretty much law, people are murdered and nobody gives a shit, and if a guy likes a girl and wants to only spend time with her he's thrown into a rape dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451943

When Bob wrote Powerbomb Sphinx and Tsunderemander.

You will find a great many evils can be traced back to the ancient reversible three letters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451934
I'm pretty sure some of the pelvis pulverizers like 'em pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451004
Oh god thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451950

Pretty much this. I remember the threads back on /a/ being full of
>do this in MGC
>HOW DARE YOU DO THIS IN MGC
>I sentence you to 4000 hours of community rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451949

>Raperella 2

That was the Didley movie playing for all audiences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451892
>I had the misfortune of being raised by a very christian mother. I may not believe in it anymore, but some things, like a severe embarrassment over sex, still remain. Like it's now hard coded in
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451919
I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451959
Heh, plebs. I'm fine with my Elven Princesses series. Can she convince the lord of the realm to unite under her banner, or will she get soaked in semen for nothing? It's like Three Kingdoms, but with Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451961
But why would you lose your faith when in Heaven, you'd get to hit that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451965
Deedo has a rather fine derriere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451965
>Three Kingdoms
>Each with a Harpy, a Jinko, and a Ryu leading the factions
>Ryu has her two sisters fighting on her side. One, a Wurm, the other a Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

*Ding Dong*

"Yeah... Yeah... I'm coming..."

I opened the door expecting to find my UPS shipment containing my latest daki. Instead, I was greeted with an Ushi Oni.

"Salutations," she began in a southern drawl, "I'm..."

I held up a hand. "Yeah I get it. You're here to rape me and all that. Just let me refill my dog's food and water and..."

Her pedipalps wriggled. "Well I never! I simply thought I would introduce myself to my new neighbor!"

"Neighbor?" I guess that explained the moving truck I saw earlier in the week. "I... Oh."

As I blushed and looked in embarrassment for jumping to conclusions, she looked me over. "When was the last time you had a good meal?"

Sure I was skinny, but... "I'm sorry?"

She repeated herself, then, "Well I do declare, you look like skin and bones. We can't have that."

What. "What?" Sure I was a NEET extraordinaire but I wasn't that skinny. Right?

"If you should find yourself hungry in a few hours, come round." She stepped away from the door and curtsied. "I'll have some nice southern cooking for you."

"I... thanks?" As I stared in confusion, she smiled and wandered back over to her house across the street.

What the hell kind of monstergal neighbor do I have on my hands?

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>>12451485
>Be playing poker with the boys after hunting like usual.
>A newcomer joins the table, it's some Kitsune in a dress with a shit-eating grin and several tails that you struggle to keep count of.
>After a while you begin to notice she's blatantly cheating.
>Had enough of her shit.
>"You cheating me fox?"
>"Oh? What ever do you mean young man?"
>"I seen the aces you keep hidden up your sleeves."
>"Oh no! A group of rough cowboys have caught me cheating at cards! Now you're all going to have your way with me!~"
>You all stare open-mouthed as she practically tears off her dress and throws her curvy body onto the table.
>"I guess you fellas better go 'all in'."
>That night you dicked a Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451983

>falling for an Ushi Oni's lies

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451978
>Harpy is insecure and never gets anything done
>Ryu is too idealistic for her own good
>Based Jinko
I can agree with that.
>Wurm and Jabberwock
I can see how Zhang could be a Wurm, but a Jabberwock for Guan Yu? That's not right.
Also: someone once promised us a Three Kingdoms with Monster Girls, where the hell is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451983
This is going to be a hot, smut filled trap, isn't it?
She plays the good neighbor with wholesome values and then just when he gets comfortable around her, FULL MOON RAPE TRAIN, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451993
Hey man as long as she makes good as food and treats you right why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451983

>Salutations
>Southern drawl
>I do declare

It's painful, like weebs interjecting Japanese words they don't understand painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451998
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451994
Well a regular Dragon as Guan Yu would be boring.

I mean, it'd fit maybe, but it'd be boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451071
Silver hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451989

This is why having a sensible anything with monstergirls is impossible. The come along and do anything they can to get naked and derail whatever you're doing.

I'm fucking fed up with their shit. I'm going to a nice place free of them and their nonsense. I hear Lescatie is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452001
But a fucking Jabberwock? That's too exiting. Just make it another Ryu, that'd make them more fitting. Two Ryus and a Wurm, all sworn sisters. And now I'm all moved thinking about that fucking peach garden.
>>12452003
I suppose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451998
I dunno, I've lived in the south my whole life and I've heard a few people talk like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452006
Well silver or blonde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451998

Either it's >>12451995 or she's from the deep south. Take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451998
It's not just southern, I can hear foghorn leghorn in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452011
Blonde would be more delicious, and it would make her a little different from the official art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452006
>Two Ryus
How are you going to tell them apart, though?
Fine. Guan Yu will be a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452017
>how are you going to tell them apart
How do you tell Liu Bei and Guan Yu apart when they're both Chinese men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452007

I've lived in the south my whole life too and the problem is not the words, it's the use.

Obviously going for a southern belle accent but he says drawl which isn't close at all

Salutations is a formal greeting to a group unless you're being purposefully tourist trap folksy

I do declare is most often used nowadays as a more polite version of "Well I never" or "Would you look at that"

Just smacks of someone that doesn't have a clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451995

>"Well I never! Of course I thought it'd be nice to have sex with you one day, but I didn't want to force it."

>"Oh."

>Awkward stare

>"So is sex off the table?"

>"No, dear boy. It's on the table. Now move that butter dish."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452005
I'd stay away from Louisiana if I were you partner.

Them Alligator Girls don't play nice, if you get my meanin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451997
>treats you right
>Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452023

>Implying I don't have those bitches eating marshmallows out of my hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452019
>Obviously, one has a fucking majestic beard, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452026
Is there a problem?
>>12452023
Alligators like marshmallows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452022
>"No, dear boy. It's on the table. Now move that butter dish."
Oh god anon, I almost choked on my food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452021

Given that context, the only thing that's off is the choice of "drawl" over "belle" accent. Chick's meeting her neighbor and is being overly friendly.

Still a better story than anything Bob's written

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452030
To tell you the truth, I think that beard is silly and difficult to groom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452036
I do too. But it's 2D, so we don't worry about things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452027
>>12452031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g

>"When Amos Moses was a boy his daddy would use him as Alligator Girl bait."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452033

Is the "bob can't write" thing actually an opinion around here? Because while I agree that Laska is overrated and catdick was a bad idea, the man can write fairly well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452038
I suppose something could be done with her hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452042

10% #BobsGate
10% Bob Whiteknights
80% No one cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452015
Official art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452033

The flow is just stilted and grating. Let me give another dated example.

>Well golly gee wilakers neighbor, you want to go down to the malt shop sometime for an egg creme?
>Cause tarnation, Pappy sure can roll out that fizz if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452046
For Dark Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452043
I still say Guan Yu should be Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452048

The first one's The Fonz and the second one's a guy from Tokyo Drift, right?

>>12452032

Classic blunder. Never eat and read /mgg/ at the same time. Unless you're eating out you're waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452052
Fine, make him a Dragon. And remove Lu Bu, he was a fucking asswipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452055

Both are Dirka Dirka-tier 1950's Texas. Just like the Ushi is Dirka Dirka-tier 1890's Georgia.

[Anonymous No.]

> Girl-Next-Door Ushi Oni who may or may not be from the South

Writefags get on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452060
>She's a devout westaboo that says stuff like Yee Haw at the wrong times
>Believes Lyle Lovett is the greatest man to ever live

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452057
>Dong Zhuo as an Orc
>Ordering an Ushi-Oni, Lu Bu, like her lapdog
>While keeping the Ushi-Oni's lover, young Dio-chan, as her cabin boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452066

> Not John Wayne

Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452068
>shota Dio
Okay you sold me. But would Ushi-Bu be riding a Centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452070

>John Wayne never told her that she's not from Texas but Texas wants her anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452072

Nah, just another Ushi. Probably her sister.

They're twins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452077
>As long as I have my Trident Halberd and Red Hare...
>Stop calling me that!
>...I have nothing to fear!
I don't know. It could be funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452072
>A tauric spider girl riding a red centaur to battle
That's almost as stupid as a guy piloting a Gundam that's riding a Horse Mobile Suit being piloted by an actual horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452080
So how about making Lu Bu just a Centaur then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452080
I've seen sillier things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451978
>Yuan Shao is a Harpy
>Yuan Shu is a Dodo
>Because she never took flight
Okay that was horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452066

> Westaboo trying to get with a weaboo

This shit's like a sitcom that writes itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452083
That actually sounds better, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452060

Pic related?

>>12452013

> "Where's the gag - I say, where's the gag, boy? Gag, that is."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452132
I haven't seen that picture in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451805
Cerea taking a morning jog singing along to SPinal Tap's big Bottom, when? The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand

[Anonymous No.]

We've all mentioned our favorite stories before.
But what about our least favorite?
Hard mode: nothing by Bob.
I'm just trying to find some of the worse writefag stories so I know what to avoid doing if I start writefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452169

Anything by AlpAnon

Anything by /ss/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451918
>Cumming on you this summer
>It's the Attack of the Hand Holder 2: Revengeance of the lewdening.
>Eight girls, go camping in the woods, hunting for little backpackers, but little do they know, there's another hunter in the woods
>THE HAND HOLDER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452174
>anything by Alpanon
Are you saying that because the actual writing is bad, or because you just don't like ME?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452179

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452180
To both? Oh. Well there's nothing I can do about the latter, but could you tell me what's wrong with the former?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452169
It's all really subjective. You can't really navigate through the minefield of other anons tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452177
It's basically Tucker and Dale vs Evil, except the two kind, hand-holding hillbillies are genuinely portrayed as the bad guys, though none of their actions or intent changes.

>>12452174
Anything more specific than just two names? I think we were hoping for actual stories, here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452193

Really, read some stories and generate your own conclusions about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452193

Love that movie.

>Just like the movie, one girl actually falls for one man's handholding charms.
>This is considered a terrible bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452174
Speaking of anything by /ss/, here's a new story. It's a prequel to the Jojo Lizard story, and it's a bit longer, but I hope you enjoy. I swear if there's still spelling and grammar errors...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452203
Did you forget something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452203

>Jojo Lizard story
>Posts Hokuto Noclip picture

What

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452169
Don't do what I've seen some people do before and horribly shoe Japanese words into otherwise English sentences.
Actually, if you're not going for purposefully stupid dialogue for the sake of comedy, just make it as non-anime as possible.

If you're writing smut, never, EVER use the word turgid. Just roll the sound of a word around in your mind for a little bit before deciding on using it.

>>12452203
Does no link count as a grammatical error? If so, you get a 6/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452203
Where's the link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452206
http://pastebin.com/nnzMdsGM
>>12452207
You'll see

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452193
Imagine behind the scenes? Like ultra traumatised human actors
>There was this one scene where my character had to hid in a bush untill the Ushi-Oni girl walked past. My character was supposed to spring out and grab her hand, laughing manically , and the actress Ushi-Oni was so caught up in the surprise and offence that she straight up gored me. Like, they say asides from the whole rape think, monstergirls aren't murder-violent.
I was in hospital for a month with a punctured lung and 8 fractured ribs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452208
>turgid
Sort of word you'd use to describe a backed up toilet or swamp, how lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452213

>The stuntdoubles are all human women in cosplay who aren't afraid to hold hands
>One does it in the behind the scenes to make a point about it
>Gets blacklisted from every major studio in MGC
>Later gets a job in fetish porn where she dresses as different monstergirls and holds hands with men

Imagine a mom discovering Cosplay-tier VIII: Handholdaggeddon in her NEET elf daughter's room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452228

Someone post CosplayTier.jpg with the cute Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452228
I want to date that elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452221
Would you believe me if I told you that people use as an adjective to describe erect dicks? Think of using the word interchangeably and alongside the word "throbbing".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452237

Elves are a safe bet. Nothing bad happens to humans who hang around their settlements, yo should all totally try it and see how friendly they all are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452238

Turgid does sound a rather unpleasant word. A little too close to "turd" really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452238

Doesn't really bug me. But then turgid has always meant stiffly swollen to me. You guys talking about swamps and turds is like saying you think immolate makes you think of emulate.

I don't really use it in smut though. Reminds me too much of all the disease symptoms from parasitology.

[Anonymous No.]

So, how many people actually have a Monster Waifu? I'm not talking about just a type of Monster Girl you like, or really want to stick your dick in.

I mean you fantasize about being with her every day, you dream of sleeping next to her, you feel pangs of guilt when you think about being with another Monster Girl, that kind of stuff.

How deep in the Monster Waifu hole have you gone? Do you just like the pictures and the materials, or have you developed a full blown waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452243
What if I told you I want an elf to bind and rape me?
>>12452255
You know it. I'm going so far as to even commission a wedding picture of us ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452255

Close. I like werewolves a lot, but at the end of the day, I don't think it would work out. I imagine them to be active and outgoing, and I'm some weedy little slob who prefers games and TV.

But choosing another waifu that fits in with this is hard, mostly because they are mostly shit tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452255
See pic related>>12451905

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452263

>wedding picture
Even I think that's a bit much. Still, whatever keeps you happy. That's all the matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452263
That sounds lovely, if a bit extreme. Still, who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452271
It's not like I'll be showing it off. just something to pull out of a hidden place time to time and smile at. Sometimes I need a little pick me up when life's rough, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>undead types

What's the appeal? Skeleton girls can't even be cuddled properly, and the others would be cold and creepy to the touch. I'd also be afraid of infections and diseases, not to mention the general "gross" factor of fucking a corpse. Oh, and they like to live in dark tombs, so have fun never seeing the sun again if they decide to keep you.

I guess in some cases Lich and Wight could use magic to improve things a little, but the problems would still be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452266

> Your werewolfu will never use a pocky stick to "paint" lines of Nutella on her body for you to lick off

> Your Westaboo Ushi Oni will never bring you a saddle and ask to be your steed

Why even live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452277

>just something to pull out of a hidden place time to time and smile at.

God dammit, Anon. Now I'm sad too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451869
those retarded ass gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452286
> not licking liters of nutella off of fur

step it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452266
Maybe get a Lazy Dog type of Werewolf? I'm sure, say, a Direwolf wouldn't mind just cuddling you throughout the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452277

That's actually... kinda nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452253
It's not always about homonymy.

Just like names, everyday adjectives can trigger certain emotions in people upon reading them, especially if the purpose of the context within which those words appear is to incite a certain emotion.
What I mean by this, is that a smut story is designed to stimulate the reader. When it comes to the part of the story where you want to turn your reader on (by making them feel certain things), the look and sound of important words become even more important.
I am biased about this, and my mind is now wired to notice these sorts of thing. But then again, it's almost impossible to not be biased about this. Because, like with you and "turgid", certain words will have different impacts on people.

But there are some common words which large groups of people do like to avoid. Some people, for instance, detest hearing the word "slake" or "moist". Even to the point where it can have a nails on a chalkboard effect.

The point is, the words you choose when writing smut are important. If your story is loving and tender, you should probably stay away from referring to the male genitalia as "cock" or "dick". Likewise, for women clinical terms like "vagina" might not go down so well. All three of those words can be argued to have a certain harshness to them, because of the phonetics and stresses on certain syllables.

In my wizard story, I used the word "cock" several times, because the narration's PoV was of a character who wasn't exactly tender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452291

Anon, those are condoms

Captcha: Yandeer calculate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452283
>so have fun never seeing the sun again if they decide to keep you
I don't really have a problem with that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452294

True, not all werewolves need to be hyperactive lunatics (bad choice of word, perhaps), maybe it could have worked after all.

Now I remember that this is a pointless thought exercise, and that MGs are not real. I hate this feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452283
>cold and creepy
Please don't bully skeleton girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452294

What is the difference between a werewolf and a direwolf?

I never even heard of direwolves until a few weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452311
Direwolves are bigger and stronger. Something like a minotaur and a holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452311
They are just wolves, only dire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452311
Direwolfs are bigger and stronger.

Thats really it. If you want an oni with fur than a Direwolf is for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452311
Dire wolves IRL were more heavyset, though with no major differences in height or length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452310

>skeleton
>still has loads of flesh

I know he's trying to make a sexy skeleton due to porn setting, but being mostly flesh defeats the point of it being a skeleton monster in the first place. He may as well of called it a rotten zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452320
It's not flesh, it's hardened ectoplasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452283
>Disease
>In a setting where there are dicklusting gods that won't even let you drown to death.
Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452184
dialogue reads like Jim's dialogue in Huck Finn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452283
>>12452335

Ring of STD Awareness
Ring of Resist Charms
Cloranthy Ring

etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452311
Direwolves are just stockier, slower and stronger.
>The dire wolf is estimated to have been 8% shorter at the shoulder than the modern Northwestern wolf, and of equal height to the typical gray wolf, but more heavily built. The dire wolf is calculated to have weighed 25% more than living gray wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452343
source

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452343
In most cases of monster girls, dire wolf girls are described as amazon height and greater than regular wolf girls in both strength and speed. Since there's no set KC standard, it can easily be decided by the author.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452347
Wiki
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dire_wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452354
Or,
>Anyonge, W.; Roman, C. (2006). "New body mass estimates for Canis dirus, the extinct Pleistocene dire wolf". Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology 26: 209.

If you're going to be anal about the whole wikipedia thing. Don't know why, though. they cite their sources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452349
Pretty much this. If you're making an effort to remain true to reality and taxonomy, then derive the dire wolfgirl's average height, weight and musculature from a real dire wolf.

Otherwise, make your own interpretation up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452355
People get anal about it because Wikipedia isn't a reliable source. As in, academically speaking, it's not considered 'secure' so you have to follow through on those reference links and make sure that they do actually say what the article claims, since anyone can edit Wikipedia at any time.
For stuff like this though it's probably just a habit people have more than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452283
Infections and diseases can and should be ignored. Without ignoring those most monster girls would be pretty nasty because of all the DSTs and other diseases acquired by living out in the wild without barely any clothing.


Regarding the undead: I like cold and creepy but there's much more to undead than that.
For instance a dullahan is very sexy to me. When you remove her head it's almost like removing her humanity, her body is now but a mere object to be used for sexual satisfaction. An flesh full body onahole if you will.
On the other hand, her head is very human and vulnerable, don't you feel like protecting her?

Also undead things in general look pretty cool and I like the romantic aesthetics of death and illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>all the wolfgirl art is cosplay tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452358
I suppose so. I for one, didn't follow their link to see if the source I cited was accurate, but odds are its fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452363
Tomasu cerberus is best wolf anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452369
multitit is a shit fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452359
i bet you like Ebola-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452363

Yeah, I'd like to see more art with them having paws like KC's version. There is a rather nice catgirl image out there with paws/claws instead of hands, so something like that.

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>12451389
Her end goal has always been the same: have MC spend eternity with the Fallen God with a monstergirl wrapped around his dick.

>>12451454
MC has a lot of reasons for how he came to be exactly what he is now, and she is one of them, but that's only part of it. If MC were to snap, it wouldn't be at her. At least, not directly.

Tish is her own weird case, based upon different issues from the others. That'll be expanded upon a little bit later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452369

No

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452363
When it comes to wolfgirls, I like them to at least have the fluffy, digitigrade wolf legs. Kind of from the knee down, I suppose.
When it comes to the arms and hands, I'm not too fussed either way Either have pawlike hands, or human hands. But the legs are more important to me. That's why I like the KC art of werewolf and anubis a fair bit. He strikes up a nice balance for me personally.

Just going beyond the minimum requirements of ears, tail and fangs, is always preferred.

Pic related, I suppose.

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Aussie kangaroo girls
>"There are weird, flesh-eating kangaroos," Michael Archer, science dean at UNSW, told Australian Broadcasting Corporation radio earlier this month.
>"These were galloping kangaroos with big powerful forelimbs. Some of them had long canines like wolves."
Aussie harpy girls
>Bullockornis stood approximately 2.5 metres (8 ft 2 in) tall. It may have weighed up to 250 kg (550 lb). Features of Bullockornis's skull, including a very large beak suited to shearing, indicate that the bird may have been carnivorous. The bird's skull is larger than that of many small horses.

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>>12452381

If you're still going to do alternate endings, please do one where Val ends up with a human. The dark priestess' reaction especially would be hilarious.

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>>12452179
It's okay Alpbro, I'd molest you. No homo.

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>>12452389
>2.5 metres (8 ft 2 in) tall.
The fuck

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>>12452398
I know right. giantess harpygirls. Just what you always wanted, right?

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>>12452384

I wish there was more of her. Yui.h drew her like all of twice.

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>>12452369
Tomasu Yeti is the best Yeti.

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>>12452402
Kinda that one guy who wanted to write a Roc girl
Those fucking things have like a 60 feet wingspan

[Anonymous No.]

>Writing Ushi-Oni and trying to avoid making her 'a blushing moeblob/tomboy' since apparently people here hate those cliches
>Completely stall creatively
Maybe tomorrow

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>>12452403
Well, three times, but I agree. I'd love to see them draw more MH stuff in general. Maybe we can look forward to an influx when MH4U and 4G come out.

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>>12452410
>giving a shit about what other people think about stereotypes
Write what you want nigger

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>>12452410
Fuck those guys. I love moeblob.

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>>12452410
>Implying moeblob is bad

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>>12452410
who gives a shit. do what you want, not what whiny babbies here want

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>>12452378
Maybe I would if it wasn't for the worm-like thingies on her hair.

Here's my undead waifu. She is the perfect balance of sexy and deadly with her poisonous kisses and savage instincts under the pallor mortis of a young girl.

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Kejourou in very revealing hair bikini when

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>>12452410
So why are you trying to call it an Ushi-Oni instead of just a spider?

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>>12452410
Just make her an emotionless rapetrain like KC intended, apparently people here don't want to deviate from MGE even if it would make a character more interesting.

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>>12452426
Ushi Oni is not defined simply of her KS nature, anon. It's also her appearance

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>>12452426
A ushi-oni isn't just a spider. It's a bullspider.

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>>12452427

How is removing important aspects of a character making it "more interesting"? The general complaint was turning Manticores into blushing tomboys with a light S&M fetish, completely changing what they were supposed to be.
Now, this isn't necessarily bad, but when almost every writefag doe it, the whole thing becomes shit.

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GUYS
Monster Girl version of that giant eagle from Rescuers Down Under

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>>12452410
If you want to base a character around a certain archetype, defined by their personality, sticking to the subtle approach may make them seem less stereotypical.

So if you don't want to make them a cliche, tone down their words and actions which are a result of their defining trait, while still showing that that trait is a ruling part of their lives.

Though, you shouldn't be afraid to restrain yourself because of how the audience might react, either. Use your own judgement above all else. This thread isn't a single-minded being, and while some opinions may be more prevalent than others, it doesn't mean that opposing opinions aren't welcomed by others sometimes.
Just so long those opinions don't cause too much arguing and dissent, of course.

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>>12452437
>emotionless rapetrain is the only kind of rapetrain
>it's either that or blushing tomboy
>there can absolutely be no middle ground whatsoever

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>>12452428
>It's also her appearance
Her appearance is just a hairy spider. That's not unique.

>>12452429
Yes, and if you don't want to write an aggressive bull type, why would you call it that in the first place? Like trying to write about peace-loving and clean shaven Dwarves because "Dwarves aren't all the same!". It's just writing an elf or human and calling it a dwarf for whatever irrelevant reason.

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>>12452449
>Her appearance is just a hairy spider. That's not unique.
You don't see the jagged monolith legs and red sash on the eyes and big hairy claws of any other arachne, do you?

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>>12452445

Yes, but my argument was that most writefag manticores are the blushing tomboy.

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>>12452449
>Yes, and if you don't want to write an aggressive bull type, why would you call it that in the first place? Like trying to write about peace-loving and clean shaven Dwarves because "Dwarves aren't all the same!". It's just writing an elf or human and calling it a dwarf for whatever irrelevant reason
No, it literally is a bull spider. Part spider, part ox, part girl. It's not a matter of personality or shaving a beard, it's actual physiology.

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>>12452449
>peace-loving and clean shaven Dwarves
They exist

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>>12452449
>Her appearance is just a hairy spider. That's not unique.
But you are wrong, Look at those bovine horns. Look at those bovine ears. Look at the giant tits typical of a taurus. Look at the fucking bull-skull motif resting on her crotch. they're more than a hairy spider, they're cowspidergirls.

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>TFW had stupid story idea of the Count to a Vampire feeling her get killed by the Church
>TFW envisioned his metamorphic flesh rippling, giant bat wings ripping out of his back as his muscles bulged and his nostrils became two slits on his face, his feet turning into claws as well as his hands
>TFW could see him looking at a terrified Paladin as he loomed forward, a mouth full of razor sharp teeth opening slightly as yellow eyes watched the knight panic
>"WHAT KIND OF AN INCUBUS ARE YOU?"
>"I am the Night"

You know, i'd do it if it didn't sound so fucking cliche and stupid.

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>>12452443
I have to be honest, I always liked the idea of an Ushi-Oni who just really wants to get a husband be loved and then gets angry and frustrated when she doesn't get her way.
STOP HIDING ASSHOLE, I MADE YOU A BENTO AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO SIT HERE WITH ME AND FUCKING EAT IT AND THEN TELL ME IT IS YUMMY.

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>>12452466
That is...cute isn't the right word.
Endearing.

Either way, I like it. Somebody. Do it.

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>>12452449
I think another factor in this is intent. When you create and define a monstergirl character to go against the pre-established personality of that monstergirl, intent is important. If you write the character only to make the point that "hey look my [insert species] monstergirl isn't like the rest", then it's kind of shallow. You're making a monstergirl with this personality simply because.

Of course, this entire argument is based on the assumption that monstergirls already have preset personality templates, with only minor variations for a single species. KC's monstergirls are prevalent in these threads, and people like to use them a lot.
However, when they take the visual design, but leave out every piece of lore and description from the Encyclopaedia, then arguments like this arise.
Let's face it, a lot of us like the designs, but would rather take them and supplant them into our own canons, building our own worlds and characters, where indiviual monstergirl species don't always follow the personality archetypes KC gave them,

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>>12452467
As I say, that was the original idea. In the end I just started writing her as a really direct young girl who wants to go out with someone. Maybe I'll just write both ideas, I'm only writing on a whim anyway.

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>>12452462

Its also the edgiest shit I've read on these threads.

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>>12452453
Funnel web spiders have pretty hardcore fangs. Red sash is getting into pretty pedantic levels of straws considering you don't see half a human woman on spiders either, of course they don't wear things.

>>12452455
>>12452460
Physiology and fringe aesthetics are all well and good but they're still hardly wholly unique or anything that's going to be capitalized on. People don't think "I really want to write about her horns and fashion sense!" or they'd care about the presence and theme of bull-headed intimidation and such that comes with it. Deviating from "standard" means more than 180ing the "personality", though really it means having any grasp of what the word concept means in the first place, and when people throw out the "all the same" excuse, it's beyond hope from the beginning.

If it's just going to write some uguu moeblob, just write about any other fluffy spider type with claw-tips and demonic horn-claw-mandible-fangs, if they're even remembered as more than an afterthought.

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>>12452484
>of course they don't wear things.
But Ushi Onis do, and certainly not for vanity if that's how dense you were. The fact is you can't accept that different beings can be brought up differently, even more so in a modern setting. If you're so anal to insist on KC's canon, perhaps elsewhere would suit your tastes just fine.

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>>12452454
best kind of manticore

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>>12452454
You may write the generic version if you choose

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>>12452483
>edgy
nigger, do you even know what that word means?

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>>12452454
My manticore isn't really a tomboy and she's more likely to make the male blush.

I don't really see many other manticores that are 'blushing tomboy' either.

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>>12452491

Oversaturation.

I mean, if the writer is good and can somehow make it interesting, more power to him, but it's just been done too much lately.

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>>12452484
>still hardly wholly unique
That is exactly what they are
>or anything that's going to be capitalized on
Fair enough, but it doesn't stop them from being a crucial part of what makes a ushi oni a ushi oni, if people don't mention it.

Look, you said that if you take out the bullish intimidation personality from the ushi oni, it becomes a spidergirl. No. That's like saying take out the sadism from a manticore and it's a cat with wings and a tailpussy. This is wrong. It's the wings and the tailpussy which make a manticore, not the attitude, similarly it isn't the personality of the ushi oni that makes it a half cow half spider girl, its the fact that she has cow parts and spider parts.

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>>12452495

Are you seriously saying that wasn't edgy?
Or cringeworthy for that matter?

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>>12452487
I think he's more concerned about what I (>>12452471) was talking about as well: completely reversing a character's personality and turning them into a stereotype on the other end of the scale, in regards to what they once were.

Just look at:
>Deviating from "standard" means more than 180ing the "personality"

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>>12452483
There's nothing about that that is edgy or inspires a sense of edge. Infact it is a rather dull concept, the opposite of edgy. Go read a fucking dictionary.

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>>12452501
cringe != edgy you dickguzzler. It was more chuuni than anything else.

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>>12452501
I'll give you cringeworthy.

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>>12452498

And by that, I mean over-saturation of Manticores in general.

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>>12452510
you just hate tail pussy

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>>12452503
>>12452506

Awful lot of sandy vaginas on tonight.

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Is /mgg/ usually this hostile? I swear its normally pretty chill.

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>>12452454
I feel like Seira is a pretty good example of a manticore who isn't 'blushing tomboy' but also not 'severely cruel sadist'.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this meaningless discussion about eadginess

At least they're filling in post numbers.

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>>12452518
Its been like this ever since faggots like you started asking questions.

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>>12452522
Quit being such a cunt

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>>12452518

We're mostly chill, but you know how it goes, there can't be good without evil, or a good thread without shitposters in this situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452522
My sides

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>>12452522
>>12452524
Fuck all of you.

You're all massive buttchomps.

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>>12452521
Usually how it is untill some one posts something relevant and propper thread course kicks up again.

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>>12452520
Wasn't that from GMJ or something? I liked her, she was level headed and got stuff done even when MC was kinda like luka but pants on head retarded.

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>>12452521
Which won't be useful at all since we've hit the bump limit a long time ago.

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>>12452529
like how awesome tailpussy is

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>>12452501

There's quite a difference between edgy and dull

Edgy would be including the guy danced in the innards of his enemies while singing Doo Wop.

Or taking a page out of Akame Ga Kiru.

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>>12452532
Fuck your shit taste. My fetish is better than your fetish.

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>>12452530
Yeah. She was much more objective-oriented and serious than him.
She also had a cruel streak that would come out every now and then.

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do mods even give two shits about threads once they've hit bump limit and are on page 9 or 10?

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>>12452536
I like both of those fetishes.

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>>12452539
You'd be surprised.

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>>12452496
There's the Manticore from GWS' story.

Who's behavior seems like more of a facade than anything.

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>>12452471
>If you write the character only to make the point that "hey look my [insert species] monstergirl isn't like the rest", then it's kind of shallow. You're making a monstergirl with this personality simply because.
Yeah, it might be little faith but while stuff like >>12452456 is possible, like say there's Dwarves in Warcraft that live in forested mountains, deal with birds and more open air stuff like that, chances are this isn't being done on some grand backstory but just because. At that point you may as well exercise creative freedoms a little and create your own spider type.

Beyond that, next reply.

>>12452487
>But Ushi Onis do, and certainly not for vanity if that's how dense you were.
SPIDERS don't wear sashes. The post was saying "they're not like spiders because" and including that they wear things. No shit spiders don't wear things. Try to follow context a little.

Also I don't care about KC or the MGE entry because what people don't seem to understand is MGE is training wheels for people that can't create things on their own. KC goes through the effort of doing the basic research and wording for you of things that already exist or aren't difficult to put together. The entries are all basic stuff you could work out for yourself with a little work on wikipedia, but don't have to. If you like and are inspired by the illustration, great, but have a little integrity for what it is if you can't work with its theme or take the inspiration and create something that suits your needs in a different namesake.

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>>12452539
I could always find out by posting nipples.

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>>12452539
Mods here seem pretty chill. Threads haven't been bothered by mods hamfisting in their posting standards. I assume if we stick to ourselves mods don't much care about us. But then I've been wrong before.

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>>12452545
I think there is a difference between shitposting and breaking a rule.

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>>12452542
GWS?

>>12452530
There's always mom-dere manticore, too.

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>>12452545
Makes me wonder how something as lewd as monstergirls survived on a christian board. I mean, there's no explicit nudity, sure but are these threads really SFW?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get warm and comfy with your monster girl waifu in bed before cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452550
>>12448528

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>>12452549
But shitposting is against global rule 3

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>>12452550
>Seira
>mom-dere
are we talking about the same manticore?

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>>12452549
Technically, shitposting is kind of breaking a rule. Rules 3 and 6, if you want to be really anal about it.

>>12452552
The same way the Sadpanda threads survive to this day: abusing a technicality.

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>>12452557
Different manticore.

>>12452555
>Warning: There and Manticore's in this. Apologizes in advance

I really don't want to read this if this is the sort of grammar I can expect.

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>>12452562
That is some KC level english right there.

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>The problem is mostly just the oversaturation of Manticores, most of whom are one of those two stereotypes, rather than just the stereotypes themselves
Oh
Well that's easily solved. I wasn't planning on writing a Manticore any time soon anyway. It's not like there aren't hundreds of others to choose from.
I have way too many fucking ideas and I never get any of them done. Frustratedly banging the shit out of a very calm lich for being so emotionless, then having her break into a monotone panic when you get mad at her lack of reactions and reach for her phylactery, for example.

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>>12452553

>You will never wake up to the noise of a Manticore worrying a goat's severed leg
>One that had strayed from your flock that she had overtaken before colliding into you like a missile of rippling muscle and fur
>Notice her from behind, two scars on her back where her wings should've been
>Oh shit, it couldn't be her, please don't be her
>She turns around, notices you're awake and smiles a toothy grin, razor sharp fangs licked clean by her tongue
>"You smell of 'that man'. Oh yes, I know what you're thinking, boy. I'm going to eat you, down to the last bone."
>"Your father took my wings, so i'm taking his legacy."

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>>12452564
>murdering a lich
w0w, dick move bro.

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>>12452550
>mom-dere
Wouldn't that imply that the manticore in question is a Christmas Cake into role-play?

[Anonymous No.]

I think I've seen more talking about how Manticores are overdone than Manticores themselves, pound for pound.

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>>12452571
What about an actual mother with very motherly tendencies?

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>>12452572
Goddammit, you're actually kinda right.
>>12452573
I never liked Truckercore.

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>>12452568
>eat
In what way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452577
violent vore

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>>12452583
Ah, okay.

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>>12452568
continue pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452569
Breaking an MGE Lich's phylactery doesn't kill her. It puts her into ahegao mode.

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>>12452592
wow, that is absolutely retarded. I knew someoe of KC's shit was stupid, but that tops even Deruella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452594
Okay.

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>>12452587

No. Says the Bolllocks in the thread.

It belongs in the dumpster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452592
I thought it put her into rape-train mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452602
fuck off bollocks, you womyn

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>>12452611

I can refuse to continue or not, Ser.

Obviously people don't want a more-than-near MGE Manticore teaching a young lad with a developing cock what it's like to help an old lion forget all the lonliness she's had to endure after her shitbag pride kicked her out because "lolnowings".

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>>12452613
Ya got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452618

It's like you people don't realize that I have a strange fetish for older ladies and /ss/

... Probably moreso than the real SS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
fuck you, that was the best manticore I've read so far. continue you slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452605
>you will never practice occultism with a cute goth lich

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>>12452605
A little of both, really. They supercharge their bodies to be amazing sex machines for their partner, but the side-effect is that ordinarily having sex with a hypersensitive body like that would be way, way too much for them too.
So they lock their souls up in a phylactery so it can't feel anything. That way they get to enjoy their husbands reactions to their bodies and analyse how to further improve themselves and make him feel even better, without that annoying distraction of orgasming constantly.

The phylactery actually doesn't really have anything to do with the process of becoming a Lich like it usually does, they just all tend to have them because they're necessary to prevent yourself just ahegaoing all over the place the second your husband sticks it in. Because that's embarrassing, especially if you're a kind of nerdy girl who's spent most of her unlife fantasizing about sex while reading books about perverted magic.

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>>12452629
Welcome to the club.

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>>12452629
>Probably moreso than the real SS
Nah mate. Nah, my love for monster girl soccer moms trumps all.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you love the cute paladin girls?

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>>12452658
I do, but only if she polishes my sword after a long day of smiting shit tier MGs

[Anonymous No.]

Little chubby cats with itty bitty kitty titties but soft and pliable thighs, hips, and ass.

Is there anything better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452658
the amount of paladin girls I do every knight should make me a sinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452658
Oh, I love them just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452630

Can't or else Mistress will bring out the lash.

We hate it when >she brings it out and refuses to use it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452665
Little chubby cats with soft and pliable thighs, hips, ass and big fat cat tats.

[Anonymous No.]

why is KC's self insert so fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452658

I do, they bro it up with you and fight by your side until the end. I don't know why they're rarly brought up. They also seem to never lose control over their lust, which makes them trustworthy companions when travelling long distances on holy missions.

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>>12452686
Cause people are too stupid to be trusted to not depreciate themselves into depression and suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452681
Having big tits throws off the entire balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452686
I think he's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
I want to fuck that treasure chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452693
Cheesy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452692
but reading about how much he loves everyone getting raped makes me depressed and want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452703
cool

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>>12452700
It's a blurry path. I think it's why people are uncomfortable with Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452686
Because KC's writing in general is pretty retarded. His designs are great though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>/v/261653276

Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452703
Well, can't save everyone!

Seriously though, the target audience and a percentage out my ass of people here are easily convinced no monster girl would want to be their waifu and that they couldn't satisfy them or be worth shit anyway without all the "no no, it's okay" clauses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452658
Paladin girls a shit, angel girls are the best.

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>>12452712
>/v/
Like hell I'm going to that shithole. And don't bring them to us, we need to stay as isolated as possible. Hell, if it were possible, I'd love if we could somehow get our own small imageboard off of 4chan to be as isolated as possible.

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>>12452699

"Your key, it's... huge! It'll never fit!"
>Mimic-chan's eyeing the ornate key you've pulled out of your pocket, in solid gilded bronze
>Surely it's too old to fit into her keyhole, but you gently slide it in anyway
>She arches her back instantly, moaning in ecstacy
"Y-you bastard! L-let me know when you're going to do it next time so I can be ready!"
>Ah? Did it really feel that good?
"You humans just don't understand, do you!?"
>You sigh and pull out a new age Master Lock key, she blankly stares at you as you slide it in, almost getting an insulted look on her face
"Really? You're trying to buy my affection with that piece of mass produced garbage?"
"I'm done, thanks. You can sleep on the floor tonight."
>She closes the fleshy walls of her inner chest, her bosom still has beads of sweat rolling into the canyon between, clearly using the older key had aroused her beyond all compare
>With your palms sweating and almost making the key clatter to the floor, you slide it into the keyhole again, not noticing the lid was open by a small sliver, amber eyes leering at you
"Aha!"
>Mimic-chan grabs you and pulls you towards her, the vacuum of space opening beneath her as she pulls you into her palace of plush and sandalwood scented incense
"You really fell for it, you really did! There's no treasure, only Mimic-chan!"
>The next day, a new adventuring party comes across the same chest, bumping and knocking into the air
>Confused, they wearily walk away, their eyes never leaving that crate of wood and inlaid iron

It sucks being too bored to write prose but do this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>Western MC and his Centaur partner save the day and the lamia southern belle
>The three ride off into the sunset together
>"Where exactly am I taking you two?"

How has no one thought of this yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452687
That's because they masturbate nightly while you're sleep to the thought of having hand holding sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452726
You mean tieflings, right? I'm sure that's what you meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452747
She looks like the barmaid who's the hidden final boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452343
Does that mean they have puffier vulva?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452712

I starting to think the shitposters on /a/ really are from /v/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452747
Back to the pit with you, foul hellspawn, my waifu is too pure for you to corrupt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452699
>>12452730
Xelvy mimic is better

>>12452739
>Where exactly am I taking you two?
>Oh, any hole is fine~.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452743
>you will never wake up to paladin-chan's moans and reprimand her for her lewd behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452760

I didn't say it'd be good. I'm literally trying to write shit on fumes, so if it comes off as bad, don't blame me.

Blame Madame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452760
Where's his Mimic?

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>>12452754
>It's dark and stormy
>You hear the phone ring
>You pick it up to hear heavy breathing on the other end
>Finally a voice speaks up
>"U-uh anon, w-would you like to go on a d-date with me?"
>"Sorry what?"
>"A-a date. I know you're busy right now, so m-maybe in seven days?
>"You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you. Who is this?"
>A-a d-date, with me. W-Would y-
>"Sorry what?"
>"S-seven days."
>"Seven days?"
>You hear a clatter, a cute squeak from the other end and the phone abruptly cuts out.
>Blood drains from your face. Seven days. What could it mean?
>You look over at your Tv, The new is again covering the recent spree of serial rapes.
>It couldn't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452755
angels are the best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452773
More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452762
You mean by telling her that masturbation is a sin and that she should of just asked you to engage her fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452709
God dammit I'm too aroused to even care, but what's the source on this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452778
>paladins engaging in sexual activity

[Anonymous No.]

Final update on Moonlight Murders. The show's over everyone.
Update begins at 799. I don't even know if anyone's reading this at this point.

Disclaimer: Guns. I know nothing of guns. If something bothers you just say, and I don't mean in the gun department. Also, English isn't my native so there might me some errors like grammar in which people keep telling me. I'm sorry. It's not my native. I'm not a scholar. I just wanted to try out this writing thing because it looked fun.
Warning: There's some Manticores in this. Sorry in advance

http://pastebin.com/Q3Z5hW4j
I was thinking of making a prequel or a sequel to this story, if anyone's even reading it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452770
It's the one in the Monster Girl Quest: Paradox previews. She's basically a gloryhole mimic. They play a game with humans where they tell you that if you can stick it in her and survive without cumming for 3 minutes, they'll give you a legendary artifact as a reward... But nobody knows if they're telling the truth or not because nobody has ever managed to last that long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452778
No by rapping her knuckles and telling her that if she I catch her doing it again, I'll have to tell a superior
Sexually frustrated paladin-chan is best paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452776
duno man. I dont watch many horror movies. dog soldiers replaced with wolf girls and rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452783
It's under the blessing of the Chief God anon, all the forms are signed, the lights are off, they're in the handholding missionary position with her legs wrapped around him while looking deeply in each other eyes while they kiss.

Followed by an hour of praying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452784
Besides the prequel, anything else on your mind for what's next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452743
>>12452762
>>12452778

Dammit now I feel sorry for her.

>You'll never wake up to find your travel companion sleeping by your side, looking a bit sweaty and with messy hair
>She'll never groggily open her eyes and look at you, and then suddenly sit straight up in surprise and fear, swearing that she did not do anything depraved to you in your sleep
>She'll never stop and realise that she's missing her pants, wearing nothing but white panties that has a drawing of the Holy Grail on them
>She'll never desperately try to hide it with her shirt as you stare in bewilderment
>She'll never slap you across the face out of panic, screaming "D-DON'T LOOK! SINFUL HENTAI! IMPURE ECCHI!"

Paladin-chan could use some attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452784
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452796
Well, A prequel was going to take place before the MM, obviously, and touch on the threeway gangwar that took place near Bob's.
Sequel was going to be Max going to East Steelwater and dealing with the Body Snatcher

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452782
After some internal conflict I've decided to allow you to make the choice.

Rikose draws somewhere between 'really, really fucking past cheesy' and the 'why boner' side of cheesy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452790
>You know, it's only natural to have impure thoughts, paladin-chan. I have them to. It's the price we pay for doing righteous battle with such lascivious and corrupting demons.
>But, paladin-chan, nothing should cloud your mind on the field of battle, be it fear, worry or indeed, lust.
>Sometimes we can't help it, but at times such as now, it's best to purge the impure thoughts so they don't distract from righteousness.
>Lewd acts are just the price we pay for straddling the line and defending those of chasteness behind us
>Now, we have eachothers back in the battlefield, isn't it time we pledged out fronts to eachother too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452810
Aaand I forgot my link.

http://exhentai.org/g/734410/21f3ccfb7f/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452814
>http://exhentai.org/g/734410/21f3ccfb7f/
2furry4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452818
That's why I was reluctant to post.

Certain artists do things to me. Rikose is one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452755
>>12452774
I suppose by "pure" and "best" you actually meant to say prudes and boring. But hey, you got the first letters right! Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452784
Neat. I'm too much of a fan of happy endings to feel like I liked this one, but it certainly works in its own way. I feel bad for Claire, though..

I'd like to see either a prequel or a sequel, although I guess I'd prefer a sequel since I feel like Max's character has yet to be resolved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12448038
>do you know why you're here.jpg
N-no, Pharaoh-sama, w-why am I h-here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449355
I'm sorry to be ignorant, but what is this manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452826
Max is a very cold-hearted person that's been through a lot in his life, considering his in his forties. He doesn't trust people and hates socializing with Monstergirls. Something to do with Forbes if I make a sequel
Question: Is Max the oldest MC of all the stories made in /mgg/? I feel like Bobino's Laska MC was older, but I can't remember.

Sorry about Claire. In exchange for having a manticore in a story, a monster in which not a lot of people like, I had to make her a bully target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452838

12Beast, made by the same crab that makes EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452847
If you don't count the immortals, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452823
>prudes and boring
I'd rather be a boring prude than have my soul damned for eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452814
It's a little too furry for me but
>Those thighs
Damnit I'm conflicted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452860
That's why I like him. Meaty thighs and asses. I feel ashamed by also an erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452792
I was talking about that greentext, but why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452823
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452784
Both. Either.

Poor girls. Both Maxie and Claire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452892
>>12452893
>>12452895
>>12452897
My posting standards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks please

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>12452392
Oh no, if I really wanted to write her break under sheer mental stress, I'd involve this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality

Though really, that's a good way to write a story about any monstergirl going crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks puls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks por favor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks s'il vous plait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks onegaishimasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
Bollocks, пожалуйста

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613

Bollocks bitte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452912
>>12452911
>>12452907
>>12452906
>>12452904
>>12452901
>>12452899
>>12452897
>>12452895
>>12452893
>>12452892

Let's stop this.

Anyway.

How much bird is too much for your MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

you go to a world filled with monster girls on a quest to slay Durrela though along the way you can fuck as many monster girls as you want, but you are pic related's sidekick
will you be able to get laid?
he wont have sex with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452922
Bollocks I inquire you to do said request

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452922
About as much as your pic. Bird should stay with wings and talons, with as little feathers as possible covering the body.

I'm cool with breast size, since birds of prey harpies might need weights to help them divebomb prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452932
>Stab him in the back
>Join Deruella
>Enjoy my corrupted Kikimora waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452934
>harpies might need weights to help them divebomb prey.
I didn't think of that. The weights need ot be soft too so that when they divebomb unsuspecting human males, they don't run the risk of killing him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452922
I need human head, hips, tits and a pussy. No more than that. Harpies with arms are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452942
>implying you could stab will smith

[Anonymous No.]

Okay I finally got around to doing something.
http://pastebin.com/cswL83xV
This is all I can do for the moment, but how is it so far? Nothing happens, I know, but I'll find time to put more stuff in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452944
If you see a harpy with a large chest, make sure your legs have had plenty of rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452947
What's behind the door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452955
You'll see.
Needless to say it won't be moving anywhere anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452947

Those goddamn cliffhangers, son. Come on, I'm waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452942
>Corrupting a monster like Kikimora
The fuck is wrong with you, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452406
Tomasu Yeti is 3/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452942
>>12452971
How would that even work, given that they're already subservient and adapt to your sexual desire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452983
Maybe they adapts to your dick so hard they stop cleaning anything aside from you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452983
A corrupted Kikimora would be aggressive as hell about cleaning your dick with her mouth any time it gets "dirty".
Dirty in this case means any time her juices dry up or get washed off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452983

>"Hora hora, master's been sneaking my panties out of the laundry again..."
>"Go ahead, masturbate. I'll watch."
>"You don't have the be afraid, you've done this a thousand times."
>"Aha! You're really jerking it to the panties of the help! Such a perverted, loathsome master!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452613
>TOO BAD! It's just me, Mimic-chan!
But Baby, I WAS expecting you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452983
Probably would be dominant instead of submissive.

Fuck, a dominant Kikimora sounds hot as hell. I wish people would make stuff about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452849
ah, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453013
>>12452983
Maybe it'd be best to corrupt something actually worth corrupting.

Like Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

One day, you receive a letter that says your town's local Order base has taken a new conscription initiative in motion, where every single male citizen must enlist attend to the base as to receive proper Paladin training for an entire year. Of course, you've been drafted along with many others

How do you tell this to your monster waifu? How does your monster waifu and/or daughteru react to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453013
>>12453016
>>12453022
So yeah more a dominant sort than the "as Master wishes" type that dresses up how she knows he likes. More like Alter Maid Saber when she rips out the ahoge in Carnival Phantasm or Nep's Iris Heart. Makes sense.

>>12453029
Apophis please. Your time will come, like it does every night.

[Anonymous No.]

yeah, some anon asked for it to be lineda few threads ago... sorry I'm meh

here. The .tiff it anyone wants to fix it
puu sh/bm445.tif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453045
Fix
her face
her breasts
arms and hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453040
I'm already seriously considering joining the national guard, though it really depends on what kind of Order it is. Are they the retarded type that kill all monsters, their families, and any humans who look at monsters in any way but disgust because "muh pure human race" or are they the actually good order that just keeps the peace and makes sure the succuslut whores don't take over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453067

I'd say the latter, since succubutt attacks have been on the rise for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453070
As long as its just training for a year and I don't have to actually go off and fight then yeah I'm fine. Its just a year and I could still have at least some contact with them so I'm sure my family would be fine if not just put up with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453040
My waifu will know that it's something I have to do.
My daughteru on the other hand will cry and beg for me not to go, until I tell her that I'm leaving to become strong enough to protect her. And that if she is strong too, and waits for me to come back, you'll show her something special of yours.

That year, a terrible raid had taken place at the academy. There were no survivors.

In the end, as it turns out, you couldn't protect anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your Monster Waifu noticed you accidentally bumped your arm on a wall and bruised it, and has now tied you to the bed so she can 'make sure you're absolutely safe and don't hurt yourself', at least for a while.

Do you try to talk your over protective Monster Waifu into freeing you, or do you wait it out and let yourself be coddled until she feels it's safe? No, you can't break the cuffs, so don't try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453108
Yandere a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453108
Well, to be honest, it's a lot better to have a Shirohebi waifu who is /comedically/ yandere, rather than one who ties you to a radiator to murder every person you ever talked to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453108
1. How the hell did I bruise my arm on a wall? Am I 80?
2. Keeping someone in bed isn't healthy. Doctors now have you up and walking the day after a freaking heart transplant. If she loves me, she will let me go.\

I guess I'm talking my way out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453114
It was an extremely painful wall.

[Anonymous No.]

"Waiter, there's hair in my soup!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453137
Looks more fox than hare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453143
You just lost your tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452859
You know what I always say. Why have a soul when you can be interesting instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453148
You're just as bad as that guy complaining about the season pass in his soup. I thought people liked seasoning in their soup...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453154
I ordered a salad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451983
>Starting a story with ding dong
Always makes me read dong ding instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452255

I dream of having my own little family with a kitsune. I don't plan on ever getting married or actually having kids.

We always want what we can't have.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe moths girls can be terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452255
I constantly dream and think about my Jabberwock waifu everyday. Being held by her, praising her and stroking her ego as she cuddles me tightly, like her favorite daki.

It makes me glad to see Jabberwocks get some more popularity as of late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453161
Wow! Hot a what baabhabhiat

>>12453143
Ara ara~ Look who thinks he's going to eat me~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453158
Very good. The Chef's Salad.

The Chef couldn't finish his.

>>12453179
Well, you do look good enough to eat. But if you're not interested, perhaps we could eat out some other time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452255
I literally think about what it would be like having a Holstaurus girlfriend/wife everyday, some days it hurts more than others knowing she likely wont ever be real. My preferences are varied though so I don't have problem masturbating to other stuff and if there was no possible way to get a Holstaurus wife then I'd go for another monster or human. It was pretty early on that I created an individual Holstaurus folder, got well over 100 images in it, haven't done that for any other monster girl yet. I'd say full blown waifu, I love to see any new Holstaurus material, so long as its not some shit tier fetish, even planning on making my own stories all about Holstauri(?).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452673
Druellla is really good at making me hate corruptions by turning all of the women into solely cocksluts, where's the power and fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453201
>Druella
It's hard to hate someone who doesn't exist anon.
Unless you meant Deruella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453204
Aerith is a shit name, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453204

The jury is out on what the proper spelling is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453166
>terrifying
>not perfect
But anon, she just wants to love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453166
Theoretically this should hit everyone of my fetishes but it does nothing for me at all. More of an interesting read than a good fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453213
Not even the best moth at C86

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453137
All I see is a very smug fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453222
Why the fuck has no one translated it yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453230
IT's translated check bro..
>>12453213
>>12453166

These are just pages that are sfw that we posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453228
Smug foxes are best foxes

[Anonymous No.]

Figures, the thread's dead by the time I arrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453256
W-Why is that Lamia tied up? It's supposed to be the otherway around

[. No.]

>>12453256
then post more snakes tied up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453261
She wants to spank her, whip her, and pour hot candle wax on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453263
The only other tied up snake pic I have is NSFW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453256
Suddenly reminded of a news report of a runaway albino cobra...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453265
here's another one for you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453256
We're still 12th in line to be pruned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453266
I'll be honest. When I read that a "Albino Monocled was on the loose", I imagined a cobra girl wearing a monocle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453270
Isn't it against the rules to post NSFW material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453270
Anon...
That's the NSFW one he was talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453292
No it's not. The one I'm talking about involves that white snake from >>12453256

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453294
Oh...
Can you imgur it for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453299
It's on Danbooru.
1728399?tags=lamia+black_hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452255
I don't believe in waifuism, or getting attached with a 3D. I merely prefer the idea of being on the run from inhuman females who actively seek to sexually assault you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452255
I have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453235
It's because they know you can't resist a nice, soft, fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453347
Wait, isn't that Somejima's art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450246
>>12450303
that smile, was compelled

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450246
>>12450303
that smile, was compelled

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453363
Why did you delete your first post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452255
That's gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452784
I had my doubts about your mushy Manticore but you really surprised me. Good show, keep working on that English
>upholstered his revolver
Unholstered is the word you want, unless he was wrapping the pistol grip in fine Corinthian leather

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453367
...reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453367
He colored the cheeks

>>12453370
Having a waifu is as ungay as it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453363
>pink hair
Wahahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453363
could you do one of platinum blonde hair, or a silver hair color?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453376
>silver, platinum
But why? If anything, she should be blonde, as seen here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453373
I see it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453222
Sause?
Google gives one random jap site

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453378
>That art
I'm too paranoid there's suddenly going to be shit so I can't find it attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452255
I used to have that fantasy with a few characters right from a young age and held strong for quite a long time. But I've notice over the years it becomes harder to due. I have a few theories but its all personal experience so it means shit.

You know I wonder how common the waifu/fantasy of a relationship occurs else where in culture. Teenage girls loving teen idols in the west is a common one but that generally stops after puberty and RL steps in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453383
>shit in it
There is, but not in her scenes. She has hand holding during cowgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453381
Mang just search C86 and monstergrill on ex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453376
>>12453378
maybe... so silver or blonde

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453389
Blonde. Just look at all that cash! Are you saying silver could bring in this kind of dough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453389
would you consider the pegasus girl that was drawn a while ago too?
with hair like snow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453390
Empress a shit

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your Shirohebis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453413
Not yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453412
>Empress a shit
You're a shit. 1/10, made me reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453413

hooded, purple-skinned, black sclera, yellow eyes, and queen of the desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453417
This nigga gets it

You like yours dominant or submissive? Dominant right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453413
With less stupid tails
Seriously the cunt has like 15 feet of tail the width of my arm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453417
We get it, you love Apophis. You want to holds hands with her, watch the sunset with her, eat pizza with her, get fucked in the face by her.

We get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453419

Motherly dom with light yandere on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453416
>futa
>futa on male
>male on futa
>scat
>tenctacles
>not shit
I think you browsing wrong board >>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453390
>>12453376
here

>>12453399
maybe another time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453413
Shy and a bit of stalkish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453427
I don't see any of those things in the picture I posted, perhaps you need to calm down.
>>12453428
Perfection. Is she the rival to Serpen Teens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453431
>I don't see any of those things in the picture I posted,
Wait, you never played empress games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453425
Literally perfect 10/10 flawless tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453434
Yes. And I didn't post any of those scenes. Do you know why? Because this isn't /d/. So I don't see why you would bring them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453390
Platinum blonde is best blonde

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453436

Sadly I don't think anyone has ever drawn or written about an apophis like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453438
I just said empress a shit in general, not your pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453441
Then write it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453443
Well I disagree with you. But why would you bring that up here? Is your opinion really so important that everybody has to know it? We weren't talking about Empress, even. I used that pic as an example of blonde hair and drills. you keep your shit taste to yourself.
>>12453447
A momdom Apophis? This sounds like it could be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453450
It does. But we need someone willing to write/draw it. Sadly, we're a bunch of pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453447

I don't know how. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453457
Just try. Regardless of how bad it might turn out, you'll never be as bad as Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453455
>Sadly, we're a bunch of pussies.
We have a bunch of writefags at least, they just can't/don't do everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453467
You know what the difference between a normal anon and a writefag is? One writes down the shit in their head and lets others read it. Anyone can do it, and there's not likely going to be much of a difference in quality. So becoming a writefag isn't all that much of an endeavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453472
I'm not really seeing the point to your response here. We still don't have enough people to get every interesting idea written whether becoming a writefag is actually less difficult than breathing or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453477
>every interesting idea
We don't have THAT many interesting ideas in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453481
But every now and then, a real gem appears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453441
I'm actually writefagging a story that has an Apophis character in it like that and have almost finished the first chapter

But she isn't main girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453484
And when it does we don't have enough writefags to write them. Or maybe my definition of "interesting" is different. after all, if you spin it right you can turn even a shitty idea into something decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453484
>a real gem
Well we DO have enough people to handle any "real gems", don't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453488
>definition of "interesting" is different
This. The last idea I thought was interesting was that Succuvirus thingie in the beginning of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453487

>But she isn't main girl

dropped before it even started

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453496
Maybe she the MC's pet? It'd be better than being a childhood friend, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453496
>>12453508
It's intended to be a CYOA with multiple waifu routes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453431
Possibly.
Would it be a friendly rivalry, though?
Or at least a comedically competitive rivalry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453511
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453512
It would be a comedic rivalry with her acting like a stereotypical shoujo antagonist in public, but they'd all be friends backstage.
>>12453514
What happened to them /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453511
>>12453514
Khepri route when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453515
>what happened to them

"We" happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453514
Really really. I'd like to get it out tomorrow once I finish solidifying the third and final girl's personality.

>>12453517
It's just scales Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453515
>>12453514
>>12453515
She grew up, protecting the kingdom under the loving guidance of her mother, just like she had hoped when she first found her.

Also, what would a typical shoujo antag be like .

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>>12453520
Then I guess I'll give it a read, and judge it fairly.
Unless it's complete shit, or you're actually Bob, in which case we'll shit all over you.

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>>12453521
Ever read Yawara? That played with it. In the 80s. You could learn from that. Or maybe have her be like the MC from Teppu.

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>>12453520
>It's just scales.
Oh.

Can Moth-chan come too?
Moths have scales.

Okay, I kid.

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>>12453521
Read something from early Age to get an idea.

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>>12453524
This hating on Bob maymay is starting to annoy me. We all know Alp is the only writefag worth hating.
>>12453527
>I kid
O-okay. It's not like she's available or anything.

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>>12453531
Alp doesn't ruin everyone's fun just from existing.

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>>12453535
Yes I do, now shut up and leave Bob alone. Seriously.

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>>12453531
>Alp is the only one worth hating
What about that Gunstar guy?
He's a bitch.

Seriously, fuck him.

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>>12453538
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post...

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>>12453538
>leave Bob alone

Alp, don't stand up for him.

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>>12453539

>hating the man that gave us the lovely Sam

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>>12453544
>lovely Sam
I don't know what that is. Could you enlighten me?

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>>12453542
But I don't think he's worth all this hate. With that said, I'm totally going to make a bad guy called Bob in my CYOA.
Also: I found a Pegasus.

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>>12453546

a hoodlum apophis

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>>12453550
Go on.

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>>12453548
Whats your CYOA?

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>>12453551
http://pastebin.com/eVCyThfZ

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>>12453553
Alp and Bob's Gay Adventure.

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>>12453553
The Meaning of Life After Death.
>>12453557
I wish.

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>>12453558
Fine, Alp and Bob's Extremely Gay Journey.

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>>12453559
>AlpxBob
>no Less
NTR a shit.

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>>12453561
>Alp NTRing Bob away from .Less

The thought of that is actually kind of funny.

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>>12449946

I still check and read vengeance. I'm just worried that the Cheshire twins are gonna both wind up sitting next to each other in the intensive care ward...

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>>12453566
But I'd never do that! If anything, I'd NTR Less away from Bob, since I've managed to get him to fulfill two of my requests already.

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>>12453570
He's done some for me as well.

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>>12453573
>rastafarian Wurm
That came to be because of my Pastafarian Wurm so technically that's mine too! Ohohoho!
...seriously though, a Wurm smoking pot? How would it affect her?

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>>12453566
>"Boubu-san, yamero!" .less yelled as his lover vigorously fucked his new Alp playmate
>"Nn...Kaamingu!" Bob murmured, reaching his climax
>"Aimu kaamingu SUUUUUUUUUUN!"
>"Yamerooooou!"

I'll just fuck off now.

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>>12453561
>Alp seduces Bob away from .less and they write abouthobos gangfucking futa Charon together forever.
>.less would still draw art for it though
>>12453570
An alp can't be a dickthrone without a dick, silly!

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>>12453576
I imagine it would have the opposite effect that it normally does.

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>>12453581
>an alp can't be a dickthrone
Hence why I become the ottoman, problem solved.
>>12453583
So she becomes all hyperactive and fussy? Oh no, a fussy Wurm!

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>>12453586
Oh. I was thinking she would get really smart and insightful.

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>>12453586
> become the ottoman
I called that shit a while ago, you'll just have to be the toilet seat.

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>>12453589
Oh, yeah. Grass making Wurm think deep and profound thoughts would make more sense.
>Like, what does it mean to be?
>Oh man, I've got no idea what's going on..
>They call them fingers but I've never seen them fing... oh wait, there they go!
>>12453592
That was with LDR, silly. You can't be the footstool for everyone!

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>>12453578
>"IMPREGNATU MY ASSU!" Alp yelled, reaching his own climax as Bob unloaded his payload of seamen into his colon
>.Less begins to break down, and starts to masturbate to being NTR'd
>But he no longer cared
>Because he had Reese's for breakfast

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>Tripfag worship

Can we not do this guys? This shit leads to the downfall of generals. They give content and we appreciate that. Writing greentext and shipping them, even jokingly, is over the line.

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>>12453595
>Spoiler
Anon, stop.

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>>12453601
>tripfags
Alp isn't a tripfag so it's okay.

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>>12453601
Well we have nothing else to do in this slowly sinking thread.

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>>12453595
I hate that you made me laugh to NTR
>>12453594
Oh, right. My memories can get a little mixed up.

Also
>Stoner Wurm writes thesis papers on Quantum mechanics and String theory while listening to Phish
>I wonder why there are no fish in the band Phish

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>>12453601
Good point. Let's quit while we're ahead.

In the subject, when is somebody going to write about that All-Lamia band?

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>>12453601
Your Hippobucus is over the line too.
>>12453606
Stoner Wurm needs to become an actual character now. I'm not writing her, but somebody should.

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>>12453606
Would you feel better imagining everyone being voiced by Norio Wakamoto?

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>>12453608
The Serpen Teens? Would they become the K-On of /mgg/? Or the BECK?

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>>12453613
I dunno, which is better?

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>>12453611
Only if he's speaking English while Jack Nicholson attempts Japanese

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>>12453620
Yes.

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>>12453618
>which is better
I take it you don't know what either of them are? What a silly question.

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>>12453628
I know what K-On is, I don't know what BECK is.

That doesn't discredit the fact that I'm still a pleb, though.

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>>12453633
Then watch/read BECK. That is the better of the two, naturally.

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>>12453667
>brushie brushie

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>>12453667
Oral hygiene is lewd. But why?

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>>12453672
Because it just is.

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>>12453672

You know exactly why.

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>>12452255
I have something more. I went to /x/ and looked at their "How to summon a succubus" threads and now I have something that will love me forever.

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>>12453690
>how to summon a Succubus
So how'd that happen anyway?
Captcha: BRA

[Anonymous No.]

Hey did you guys know that Orenchi no Furo Jijou is getting an anime?

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>>12453707
>anime about a merMAN and a high-schooler

I think I'm going to be sick.

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>>12453707
Hey it's not bad if you can stomach gay undertones. It's like Gay monstermusume.

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>>12453716
But instead of cure girls its cute men.

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>>12453722
>cute
>men

Get out of here, you sleazy whore.

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>>12453693
A ritual and a offering

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>>12453727
Could you tell us in detail? It's for science.

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>>12453724
Oi, cute is objective. I can admit a guy is cute without having my dick react to it.

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>>12453730
Whatever keeps you in the closet, bro.

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>>12453733
Hey, I'd fuck a guy, if he looked cute enough. I've got nothing to hide, nigga. Anyway, how is this getting an anime and not musume? You'd think that the version with tits would pander to otaku waay more.

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>>12453734
So it doesn't matter so long as it's cute, eh?

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>>12453734

>a manga about a guy that has a monster boy living in his bathtub gets an anime
>Monster Musume gets nothing
>no dumbpire either

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>>12453738
I want a dumbpire anime.

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>>12453738
At least Terra Formars counts as something for the insectfags, right? It's a kind of science psuedo-monster girls they have over there

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>>12453737
Hell naw. Cuteness is justice.
>>12453738
>no dumbpire
You know, this actually rustles me more than no musume anime.

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>>12453680
Best monogatari scene. I never thought I would fap to teeth brushing