Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:39:15 2014 No.12442454 [DELETED]

New MGE girl is waiting for you to use the bathroom with the light turned off so she can sneak in and lick the filth, or something. I don't know, japanese folklore is weird sometimes.

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>Stuff that got shared recently
SSS' C86 Sandworm: http://imgur.com/a/SFQFf#0
Raven Wing Nest: http://imgur.com/a/b6xVH#0
EMG this month: http://imgur.com/a/ZvhZd#0

Remember to take it easy and be respectful of the board while ignoring and reporting shitposters so janitor intervention is kept to a minimum. Try not to overuse reaction images, or delete them after, as image count can hit the cap several hours to over a day before the thread dies. Using sage has been recommended, though for most of the thread's life it'll be on autosage anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:40:37 2014 No.12442456 File: 345 KB, 495x600, yeti hug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fluffy and comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:41:32 2014 No.12442457 File: 260 KB, 748x1264, CCF_0079 color edit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Claiming this thread in the name of chuunis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:44:35 2014 No.12442461 >>12442457 Chuunis a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:44:38 2014 No.12442462 File: 1.02 MB, 2894x4093, 1402354878143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442456 fluffier, and comfy rapeballs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:45:46 2014 No.12442463 File: 346 KB, 500x910, ebola chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442454 is ebola chan a monster girl? if so would you fuck her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:49:45 2014 No.12442468 File: 2.07 MB, 2031x3535, a639cb7396b8a2511ff4c550e527ed81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Pic has just confessed her love for you. What to do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:51:40 2014 No.12442471 >>12442468 nah she has a weird face

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:52:55 2014 No.12442473 >>12442468 I thought she was some type of kraken or scylla, but she's a roper. Fucking no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:53:20 2014 No.12442474 File: 638 KB, 2188x2060, flumph monstergirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know, there aren't enough Lawful Good monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:53:39 2014 No.12442475 File: 32 KB, 651x451, welp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442468

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:55:38 2014 No.12442478 File: 250 KB, 650x488, Yeti&Yuki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442456 Puffy Paws a best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:55:49 2014 No.12442479 File: 89 KB, 500x417, 1404474923061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how dangerous is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:56:31 2014 No.12442480 >>12442463 i dont wanna get ebola

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:58:29 2014 No.12442484 >>12442479 >almost as strong as a dragon >sharp claws >flight ability that exceeds harpys >tough scales pretty dangerous

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:59:00 2014 No.12442485

So everybody thinks yandere monstergirls are good, but what about monster girls who have yandere boyfriends?
Imagine:
>An Oomukade's boyfriend threatening to cut her if she thinks about leaving the house without permission
>He later ties her up in his room after she has to run an important errand and leaves without telling him, hoping she'd make it back before he found out
>She didn't make it back in time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 22:59:44 2014 No.12442486 >>12442485 Who cares about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:00:49 2014 No.12442487 >>12442486 Apparently, you do. A lot, boyfriend-san.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:00:52 2014 No.12442488 >>12442479 >Cyclops Slightly less dangerous than a normal person?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:01:30 2014 No.12442491 File: 212 KB, 479x650, Ryu MGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If anyone is still around to draw something, I would really love a Casino dealer Ryu, please! Or a not-as-savvy Wurm dealer, always needing help from the more experienced Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:02:06 2014 No.12442492 File: 25 KB, 283x241, 1366318817408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442487

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:02:14 2014 No.12442493 >>12442486 replying to that means that you on some level care

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:02:58 2014 No.12442496 >>12442485 That's abuse. ...and now that I think about it, double standards as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:03:42 2014 No.12442497 >>12442479 >Holstaurus Just gotta make sure to pound that ass daily and she'll be docile.

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:04:17 2014 No.12442498

>>12442492
Oh, come now. We all know that, on some level, all of us would be so desperate to keep our monster girlfriends around, that we'd make sure they never left us.

Some of us by promising to protect them for the rest of our lives.
Others, by tying them to a radiator when they talk to other guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:06:27 2014 No.12442502 >>12442496 See, this anon is clever. He knew what I was getting at.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:09:24 2014 No.12442508 >Implying that none of them could tear our heads off at a whim >Implying that I'm so insecure about my relationship with my waifu that her leaving for five minutes for milk = she's a two timing whore to me. No anon, you are the pleb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:09:45 2014 No.12442509 >>12442498 Don't be so abusive. Just lock your yuki onna in the sauna and your salamander in the fridge.

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:10:08 2014 No.12442510

>>12442496

It's why I never got the appeal of yanderes. If you apply the same behavior with the roles reversed, everyone would have no problem calling out that insanity, but for some reason it's excusable for the female to be a psychotic bitch.

Call me old fashioned, but I think you can express deep love for someone without threatening to kill them or whoever they interact with.

In b4 people berating me for not buying into the yandere craze.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:10:19 2014 No.12442511 File: 398 KB, 689x1000, 24b8170a843b737e2c48e956b4485623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Always remember to bully your local Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:11:53 2014 No.12442514 >>12442511 Grape is shit

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:12:05 2014 No.12442515
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>you will never have a robutt waifu with integrated high caliber weaponry
>you will never raid corp facilities with her
>you will never upgrade her with the materials
you steal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:12:23 2014 No.12442516 File: 339 KB, 1061x1500, 41321111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I for one would enjoy a yandere male. Especially one that somehow makes an oni several times his size and strength tremble at the thought of upsetting him.

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:12:57 2014 No.12442518

>>12442510
It's funny how, even in the world of monster girls, you can't be a guy and go around saying,
>If you so much as look at other guys, I'm gonna tie you to a radiator and rape you in the mouth
I don't mean funny as in 'I hate it,' I actually mean funny as in, I find the prospect amusing and I laugh at the idea of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:13:28 2014 No.12442522 File: 602 KB, 1000x1600, 1bcded084859bf355dcaff51d0585290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442515 >materials you steal >you steal isn't greentexted whoops

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:15:11 2014 No.12442524 >>12442511 I replaced her sunblock with tanning oil. That way, when she goes out in the sun, she turns even more brown than before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:16:16 2014 No.12442525 >>12442485 A good yandere don't hurt her love, she hurts the people around him. The same for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:16:19 2014 No.12442526 >>12442524 How terrible

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:17:18 2014 No.12442527 File: 293 KB, 989x1100, cyclopspider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442524 >she turns even more brown than before. You'd be making a good thing even better

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:18:02 2014 No.12442529 >>12442515 Feels bad knowing you will never download terabytes of porn into your waifu's brain Sanakan is top tier btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:19:17 2014 No.12442530 >>12442527 D-Damn. I've failed in my mission, oh no. I guess now, I'll have to keep a close eye on her to see whether or not she uses the tanning oil. And get a glimpse of that fine ass while I'm scoping the area.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:19:52 2014 No.12442532 File: 300 KB, 1200x846, 837f10e6b89b8c80ad322f7999d619d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we like sea angels here, yes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:20:04 2014 No.12442533 >>12442527 You know, I'm not a big fan of cyclops but one eyed spider girls doesn't look half bad. Weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:20:46 2014 No.12442537 >>12442532 Nigga that's a alien mind rapist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:21:56 2014 No.12442539 File: 13 KB, 300x300, 39a2d267d1b2cec3be300900ab32bc45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442537 gelbooru tagged her as a sea angel, just going off that

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Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:22:21 2014 No.12442541
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>>12442524
>See pic
>She is in love with you.
>She knows you are a mortal man, and she knows that the longer you two stay together with each other the older you will become eventually leaving her behind alone in the world with her other MG friends, and memories of your good times.
Could you bring yourself to stay with her until the end of your days eventually leaving her by herself forever? Or would you help her avoid that pain of losing your one true love forever by rejecting her love MGT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:25:19 2014 No.12442548 >>12442541 Probably reject her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:26:20 2014 No.12442550 >>12442541 Wouldn't she just summon me back as an undead until the both of us are ready to reincarnate our souls? Also, What does this have to do with tanning oil?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:26:50 2014 No.12442551 >>12442541 Do it anyways, I'm sure our children will keep her happy.

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:27:33 2014 No.12442552
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>>12442529
>knows exactly what you fap to
>attempts to emulate your fetishes
The idea of a combat robot waifu in a maid outfit, or a catgirl getup amuses and arouses me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:28:23 2014 No.12442554 >>12442541 nah i am not a fan of kitsunes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:29:05 2014 No.12442556 >>12442552 That's why Succuvirus is best girl.

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:30:18 2014 No.12442557
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>>12442518
I bet a monstergirl would find that lovely and cute. I imagine a group of monstergirls getting together at a bar after work and talking about their husbands.

>"A-And get this! Just as I left when I was putting my pants back on he grabbed my hand and told me not to rape any guys!"

>"Aww, that's so cute! Honestly I wish my husband felt a little jealous. He's so quiet that I can't help but feel he doesn't care."

>"My boyfriend got mopey the other day when I mentioned how my childhood friend. His face was too much and I ended up raping him the rest of the day. I can't wait for him to propose already."

In real life jealousy from a cute boy is a turn on for girls. Maybe the principle applies to the other side?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:30:51 2014 No.12442559 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfBtL6J-rw8&list=UU__GQE8HJCE645Kaa3QSQGQ ...

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:31:39 2014 No.12442561

>>12442541

Death is unevitable for humans, and she must know it well. Making good memories and building a family would, without a doubt, make her happy, not to mention that the children she bears will help her get over her husband's death, and also help her species grow.

Though I've been leaning more to the thought of not making any memories of love with anyone. I think being alone will spare me a lot of weight on my shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:32:34 2014 No.12442565 >>12442557 There are healthy levels of jealousy and there is yandere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:33:18 2014 No.12442566 >>12442556 Yeah, but Succuvirus is a virus! She'll melt your cerebral augmentations, anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:34:05 2014 No.12442567 >>12442559 >not even 20 seconds in What is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:35:14 2014 No.12442570 File: 2.07 MB, 1414x2000, virus chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442556 damn right she is

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:35:17 2014 No.12442571 >>12442559 >>12442491

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:36:05 2014 No.12442574 >>12442566 Not if she's just a regular computer virus on your desktop who you can communicate with. And then eventually transmit her data into a blank-state android.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:36:26 2014 No.12442575 >>12442559 What the fuck am I listening to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:37:01 2014 No.12442578 >>12442571 no trip means not less if he draws it i'll color it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:38:32 2014 No.12442581 File: 74 KB, 417x494, high impact sexual violence.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442574 the question is how do you fuck it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:38:44 2014 No.12442582 File: 270 KB, 600x690, cute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shouldn't this be on /d/? Please take it there!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:39:10 2014 No.12442583 >>12442559 Alright which one of you fuckers did this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:39:35 2014 No.12442584 >>12442582 no

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:39:37 2014 No.12442585
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Sea bishop pirate when?
The Gentle Pirate
Scouring the seas, marrying couples and kindly taking some treasures and treating her crew very nicely
But very ruthless when any of them is threatened

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:39:38 2014 No.12442586 File: 26 KB, 447x447, absolutely horrifying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442574 >>12442581 >no succuvirus writefaggotry >not even a greentext what blasphemy is this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:39:42 2014 No.12442587 File: 48 KB, 500x247, 1409629182833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442557 >tfw your monster girlfriend calls your honest attempts at hitting on her as "cute".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:39:53 2014 No.12442588 >>12442582 Not unless the futarchy shows up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:41:45 2014 No.12442590 File: 21 KB, 450x450, 3d9d42420bf2e9790b64acf5aea05f84cd0ea143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442582 nah

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:41:54 2014 No.12442591 File: 171 KB, 640x484, 10 Chachamaru Karakuri (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442552 >The idea of a combat robot waifu in a maid outfit I support this notion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:42:42 2014 No.12442595 >>12442586 http://i.imgur.com/XVqRNAs.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:43:35 2014 No.12442597 >>12442586 I had it in my mind to do something recently. Maybe I will. It won't be yandere, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:44:47 2014 No.12442601 >>12442582 I don't think /d/ means discussion. Sorry, Charlie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:46:19 2014 No.12442606 File: 1.21 MB, 957x984, cream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442601 You can discuss things on /d/ though..

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:48:40 2014 No.12442610 File: 322 KB, 1000x1349, 1389912208220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442591 >Sir, I d-don't understand how a maid headress would benefit me during combat situations. Please elaborate.

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:51:32 2014 No.12442613
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So its basically confirmed that either mgs and by extension we are getting popular or one of us is spreading us to other places to test the waters

>stroll on /v/ for tgs announcements
>monster girl thread
>emg discussions and mentions of /mgg/
>someone posted that monster girl waifu roll thing we used to do on /a/

this could be very good or very bad

either we become acceptable get our own board get ignored or get evicted

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:52:24 2014 No.12442613,1 Is this the monster girl thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:52:33 2014 No.12442615 >>12442610 It disguises her weapons, so they won't notice the 50 grenades under the skirt, the broom being a moist nugget, a pistol + mags under the apron and a combat knife between her tits. The headdress contains a garrote wire

Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:53:58 2014 No.12442618
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>>12442587
>"How precious. Thinking to make me blsuh with delight over cheap words, are you? I can do that too, you know."
>She takes your chin in her fingers, her nose just merely inches away from yours
>"Tonight, bring your cute little ass to my place. Your 'princess os going to show you a good time...my sweet little peasant."
>She kisses you on the nose before leaving the otherwise empty classroom
>Leaving you to think about how lucky you are to be dating such a cool beauty like the Student Council President

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:54:14 2014 No.12442619 >>12442613 The only reason moot makes board is for containment not because they're "acceptable"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:56:40 2014 No.12442626 File: 160 KB, 728x1141, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442618 >cool beauty Like she could ever compare to THE Cool Beauty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:57:10 2014 No.12442628 >>12442619 i forgot to put a comma between acceptable and get our own board i know that already

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:57:27 2014 No.12442628,1 >>12442613,1 Yes, you can tell by epic posts such as >>12442626

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 1 23:58:16 2014 No.12442631 >>12442626 2cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:00:39 2014 No.12442636 >>12442574 >>12442581 Clearly she either uploads herself into android shells, and reconstructs them to tailor to specific fetishes, or she invades your computer implant, and mind rapes you senseless

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:03:14 2014 No.12442639
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One day you receive a letter, informing you that you're the distant, and only, heir to what's essentially the head of Dragon Royalty.

You're informed ,that recently, it's been revealed that your great great great great... etc. grandfather, was a famous monster hunter and at some point in his action-packed life, had sex with the Primordial Dragon.

Now you're the center of Dragon politics and royalty, with Dragon families of all kinds from across the world have put forth girls as a possible wife to you. Time to meet your suitors, which one will you pick /mgg/?

1. Red Dragon: Hot-tempered, speaks her mind and very passionate. She has a short fuse and tends to solve most of her problems with fire, that of which Red Dragons pride themselves on producing the hottest of fires. She will be brutally honest and ,while dominant, will be very protective and loyal to you. Anger issues and outbursts aside, you'll find that she's very reliable and trustworthy. Her palace is next to a volcano, so it gets hot. Does not get along with Blue Dragons.

2. Blue Dragon: Calm, intelligent and methodical. Blue Dragons are famous for their intellect and their advice is appreciated by those it's given to. She'll make your adjustment to Dragon politics a bit easier, she loves you, but always bases her decisions on what's most wise or smart. She'll treat you as an equal and her family has a nice palace by the ocean. Does not get along with Red Dragons.

3. More dragons in next post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:11:23 2014 No.12442654 File: 79 KB, 471x463, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442626 Oh, really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:12:15 2014 No.12442659 >>12442639 always pick the mystery box

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:17:01 2014 No.12442666 What are some non-bug monstergirls that use ovipositors? Any writefag-recommended creative writing resources?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:17:25 2014 No.12442668

>>12442613
>own board
Not this again. There'd be less posts per day than the average /jp/ thread outside this one. You'd have to have threads about individual girls, threads about individual manga pages, threads about individual writefags, and it still wouldn't fill to page 10 without having threads that are up for over a year like the monster girl thread on /u/ which still hasn't hit 300.

Monster Girls are a broader design concept than a predefined work like Nasuverse, which is why they've always cropped up and exist everywhere, it's nothing new. It's like saying elves should have their own board cause you see them on /a/, /d/ and /tg/. They're just elves, it's not some special branching movement.

>>12442628
I don't think that was really a big enough issue to worry about. It's okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:18:22 2014 No.12442670 File: 644 KB, 700x878, blue dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442639 Need more cool headed girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:18:45 2014 No.12442671 File: 275 KB, 848x1200, d3c1ee5a1e022ce848c9e19bdec74dc9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does she want?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:19:21 2014 No.12442674
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>>12442639
3. Green Dragon: Easygoing, physically strong, a bit slow. Green Dragons usually don't get too much into politics, preferring to spend most their time sleeping in the forests where they dwell. She won't put pressure on you and is easy to talk and open up to, but as far as help in day to day dragon politics, she won't be much help. She'll treat you as an equal and her family has a mansion in the middle of a forest clearing.

4. White Dragon: Pure, kind and dignified. Out of all the Dragon families, the White Dragons are probably the most respected. Generally wanting what's right as well as best. She'll do her best to help you and be a good wife, helping you when you need it and being fairly submissive. She lives a palace high in the sky and has seemingly only the best intentions for you. Hates Black Dragons.

5. Black Dragon: Powerful, cruel and tyrannical. Black Dragons are feared wherever they go, horror stories of the kingdoms they ruled over and the deeds they committed are known. The Black Dragon family is the most powerful of all the current families and your Black Dragon suitor will be sure to remind you of that fact. She will be a cruel mistress, but by being on what's essentially the 'winning side'. The only cruelty you'll face will be in the bedchambers as she is very dominant. She lives in a palace, deep underground where little light will find you. Hates White Dragons.

6. ????? Dragon (revealed next)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:19:28 2014 No.12442676 >>12442671 >In such a lewd pose like that, clearly semen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:20:45 2014 No.12442677 >>12442671 a hug

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:21:38 2014 No.12442679 >>12442671 To not have fucked up looking hips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:21:47 2014 No.12442681 >>12442674 6

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:21:50 2014 No.12442682 >>12442674 >Dominate in the bedroom >Feared by the plebians >Lives in an underground where it's cool >No sunlight Sign me up

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:22:03 2014 No.12442683 >>12442674 I'm gonna wait to see what 6 is before I make my decision.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:23:14 2014 No.12442686 File: 133 KB, 500x750, 1409631794579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442679 could be worse

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:23:33 2014 No.12442687 >>12442670 Karin a qt3.14.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:24:58 2014 No.12442691 >>12442639 >>12442674 I choose White Dragon. Kind, helpful, diligent, ad submissive waifu is a go. Also living in a Palace in the sky sounds awesome as fuck.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:25:16 2014 No.12442692
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>>12442674
6. Gold Dragon: Rich, rich, very rich. Gold Dragons are loaded, they are ridiculously wealthy and have the largest of treasure hoards. She will buy whatever your heart desires and is very good with money. She'll treat you as an equal, but since her family will have the money, she might use this as leverage over you. She lives in a palace made of solid gold with diamond windows. It's important to keep in mind that money can't buy everything however. But it can buy most of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:25:55 2014 No.12442693 File: 477 KB, 1061x1099, 6d91f29d35715809215b8ef87f358303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442674 >>12442639 >>12442692 Going with the White dragon. Blue & Gold almost had me, but you know intelligence only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:26:32 2014 No.12442695 >>12442686 Holy shit the neck and everything. Even Griffon is afraid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:27:47 2014 No.12442698 File: 547 KB, 652x879, green dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442639 >>12442674 >>12442692 >can't decide between blue, black, or gold dragons How dare you give me choices

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:27:54 2014 No.12442699 >>12442639 >>12442674 >>12442692 Gonna have to go blue dragon, need smarts to survive in a dragon political bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:28:38 2014 No.12442700 >>12442692 >>12442674 >>12442639 Going with White. Blue a close second

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:29:32 2014 No.12442701 >>12442639 >>12442674 >>12442692 I guess I'd go with red. Black sounds too sadistic for my taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:29:43 2014 No.12442702 File: 894 KB, 1000x707, 28af83588c94c3a8a81a3135e99cf88b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how do you people pick your MG Waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:29:49 2014 No.12442703 >>12442618 Does she make you wear a leash?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:30:42 2014 No.12442705 >>12442639 >>12442674 >>12442692 blue

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:30:46 2014 No.12442706 >>12442702 >How do you pick your waifu Anon you don't pick your waifu, your waifu picks you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:31:45 2014 No.12442710 >>12442692 i chose the harem

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:32:12 2014 No.12442712 >>12442710 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:32:39 2014 No.12442714 >>12442710 You are a brave man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:32:40 2014 No.12442715 >>12442703 When she's feeling particularly frisky, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:33:02 2014 No.12442715,1 someone report these rping fuckers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:34:03 2014 No.12442719 >>12442702 By choosing someone whose personality and looks appeal to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:34:04 2014 No.12442720 >>12442692 Green. I'm going with green. Easygoing, friendly, probably 100% down with cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:34:47 2014 No.12442724 >>12442702 Firstly, what's your favorite type? Dragon? Mermaid? Fae? Undead? Lamias? Okay, now find out about each of the monsters in that race until you find one that meets your specifics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:35:18 2014 No.12442727 File: 210 KB, 1130x1600, anonygoo_RRJingai_Shunman_Ko_No_Sho_26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442702 you just know.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:35:22 2014 No.12442728

>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692

>Red Dragon

I hate hot weather.

>Blue Dragon

I'll most likely feel inferior to her in most, if not all aspects.

>Green Dragon

Handling dragon politics I never knew anything about until I received the letter by myself will fuck me up real nice.

>White Dragon

I'm afraid of heights.

>Black Dragon

Her cruelty and mean behavior would be a bother, especially when I want some peace and quiet.

>Gold Dragon

Wealth corrupts all.

I'd get my shit fucked regardless of my choice, not to mention if any of these girls would be actually willing to get married. I guess I'd go with White Dragon, though, gotta overcome them phobias.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:35:58 2014 No.12442730 >>12442692 Going with White. Is she a Ryu type, though? This isn't important, but...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:36:54 2014 No.12442734 >>12442727 Best spider girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:37:37 2014 No.12442736 File: 182 KB, 528x600, 134783678274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442730 Consider them all as a base Dragon Girl, but in different colors and with different personalities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:38:50 2014 No.12442739 >>12442712 wouldn't you want to unite all the dragon clans with the power of the dick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:39:07 2014 No.12442741 File: 214 KB, 456x351, you_are_going_to_get_loved_tenderdly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442734 The very best. And I know a thing or two about spider girls.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:39:39 2014 No.12442743

>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692
Let's consider our options:
>Red dragon
Might consider if I'm also a hot blooded warrior. Volcano base is hard to assault but also dangerous to live near. Still prone to being Leeroy Jenkins

>Blue dragon
Best strategic choice. Pragmatic and intelligent. Palace has free, scenic ocean view

>Green Dragon
Tree hugging slacker. Marrying her has no political, military or strategic benefits

>White dragon
Too innocent and might moralfag over your decisions. Lives to be a cockslave if you make her to be and nothing more. Good luck getting to and from your palace without wings, meatbag

>Black Dragon
For those with evil overlord ambitions and overt femdom fetishes. Can't see shit in the dark which makes it a good, defensible location until an earthquake strikes

>Gold Dragon
Jewish dragon whose family could sell you out if need be. Will also have to consider being raided constantly by rowdy adventurers or rival dragon houses

>Conclusion
I'll go with Blue, because it's important to have tactical and strategic genius

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:41:03 2014 No.12442744 >>12442741 See I'm a Holstaurus man but I swear spider girls are close up there. Just something about them is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:44:41 2014 No.12442750 File: 1.25 MB, 1116x1173, japanese shoggoth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no eldritch waifu from beyond the stars >tfw she will never drive you mad with lust with a single glance

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:44:57 2014 No.12442751 >>12442744 Ive loved spidergirls since ive loved monstergirls. something about arachne is attractive to me. my runner up is lamia though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:46:54 2014 No.12442753 File: 122 KB, 800x599, Saya02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442750 Would you a Saya?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:47:52 2014 No.12442757

>>12442751
The ironic thing is that I didn't even like big tits before finding these threads, but as soon as I saw the Holstaurus encyclopedia page and just her picture I pretty much said to myself "welp guess I'm a tit man now". Haven't looked back since and I love my glorious milky waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:49:58 2014 No.12442758 File: 56 KB, 800x600, the end.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442753 I will sacrifice myself for the greater good

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:52:05 2014 No.12442763 Reverse Sabbath fuckin' when? I want my cult dedicated to showing boys the depravity of older sisters. And showing men the depravity of lonely christmas cake monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:54:19 2014 No.12442772 File: 53 KB, 550x430, a1111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442639 I call on the Paladin Saint George to help me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:56:34 2014 No.12442777 >>12442772 to help unite the dragons with the dick right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 00:59:24 2014 No.12442783 File: 150 KB, 630x420, George01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442777 Yes. We will put leashes on them and take them into the town to let the townspeople know that the dragon menace is taken care of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:01:10 2014 No.12442791 >>12442783 no...dragons were meant for tender insemination not humiliation

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:04:05 2014 No.12442799 >>12442772 >Are you man enough to defeat and tame each of the Dragon families? One dicking at a time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:08:09 2014 No.12442813 >>12442639 Blue Dragon, though White is a close second. While I like the idea of a submissive, justice and "doing what is right" can be a slippery slope, with the potential to have many gray areas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:13:15 2014 No.12442827 File: 1.08 MB, 1598x7670, Part 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With people starting up "you should go to /d/" bullshit again, I thought it was time for another small one of these.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:14:30 2014 No.12442831 File: 516 KB, 625x1000, double.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442753 No, but I would a Double

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:17:48 2014 No.12442839 >>12442827 Oh man, these are always great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:18:28 2014 No.12442840 >>12442827 >that feel when nobody even remembers you anymore. You told me it was forever /mgg/. Forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:20:20 2014 No.12442847 File: 563 KB, 1200x1051, dragon girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442763 Which MGs would make the best lewd onii-chans? Which MGs would make the best milfs? Why isn't there more Christmas cake MG content?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:20:21 2014 No.12442848

>>12442827
You faggots got me all panicked about fate threads then the first thing I did is find one on /a/ closing in on the bump limit with nary a 'git off muh /a/' kind of shitpost in sight. I mean shit, the Bazzet stuff is starting in Prisma and we're just over a month away from UBW. If if you were the kind of kike to go after fate threads there's no point right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:20:24 2014 No.12442849 >>12442840 what did you make

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:21:12 2014 No.12442850 >>12442827 mind posting the rest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:21:49 2014 No.12442852 >>12442848 I saw it happen in three threads myself about a week ago. It makes zero sense but it was happening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:23:04 2014 No.12442855 does anyone have a link to that borderline furry catgirl doujin that was linked a few days ago?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:24:08 2014 No.12442859 >>12442855 >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:25:20 2014 No.12442862 File: 1.69 MB, 960x8285, mgg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442850 Sure. And some theme music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IvnhLVKQMk

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:26:27 2014 No.12442865 File: 922 KB, 960x5677, Part 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442862

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:27:16 2014 No.12442867 >>12442855 This one? http://exhentai.org/s/a82d3d4bb9/666301-4

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:27:33 2014 No.12442868 File: 1.48 MB, 800x8621, Part 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442865

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:33:18 2014 No.12442876 >>12442827 These are great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:37:29 2014 No.12442887 File: 185 KB, 848x480, bake-10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442867 Yes, that one. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:37:57 2014 No.12442889 >>12442852 >>12442848 they were complaining a few days ago about janitors deleting posts/threads like mad

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:48:50 2014 No.12442908 >>12442827 >Dark Elf with drills Looks like I made it onto these again. I really must be what's wrong with /mgg/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:50:57 2014 No.12442910 >>12442772 >Saint George You know, killing a monitor lizard isn't really the same as killing an actual Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:51:26 2014 No.12442911 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:54:00 2014 No.12442920 >>12442910 >Implying it wasn't some big crocodile

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:54:35 2014 No.12442921 >>12442559 >that awkward as fuck cut-off Holy shit this is golden.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:57:25 2014 No.12442924 >>12442921 that's bourbon, by the way who knows why he chose to read the little smut short of when truckeranon took the catcock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 01:58:02 2014 No.12442926 File: 292 KB, 840x570, 1368773046915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442559 what

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:01:32 2014 No.12442931 File: 418 KB, 1728x1362, Wan Wan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Polt the best girl?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:04:31 2014 No.12442937
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>>12442639
Blue is best. If I'm going to be the Dragon King I'm going to want to strengthen my power and maybe take over Europe. For that, I need intelligence. Black Dragon will be my secret mistress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:05:35 2014 No.12442942 I WANT A LAMIA GIRLFRIEND AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:08:17 2014 No.12442948 >>12442468 >pointy elbow/10 would not court.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:09:47 2014 No.12442954 >>12442931 Yes. Yes she is. I'm still flattered every time I see one of my shitty greentexts in a screencap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:11:20 2014 No.12442961 >>12442924 he asked for a not futa story for him to narrate... so naturally i linked him the futaxmale and he read it while recording... am not bob, thought it'd be funny was not dissapoint >hi mom

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:12:38 2014 No.12442964 File: 696 KB, 1944x2592, 2014-09-02 14.10.59.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442491 Quick pencil sketch for you before I go to work Some other drawfag can lineart it out if I don't have the time

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:17:55 2014 No.12442976 >>12442931 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:18:27 2014 No.12442978 >>12442931 Damnit anon! I can't handle that many feels at once! Polt omake where we meet her family when?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:24:05 2014 No.12442989
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>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692
Red Dragon is best girl. Loyal, hot blooded, passionate, dominant, protective, whats not to like?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:26:04 2014 No.12442996
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You're a teacher at an all monstergirl highschool and just recently became singly again after your waifu got an OTP on her anime.

Most of the students are just there for the day and go, the few who confess to you do so with one hand down their pants and you can tell right away that what they're feeling isn't love.

The only student who you truly have a relationship with is the Student Council President. A strict but incredibly caring Anubis who singlehandedly handles the budget for student events.

One day she comes in before class disheveled, her hair a complete mess with bits stuck to her sweaty face. Her uniform untucked and only one shoe one with no socks at all. Her hands shaking at her sides as she silently and unevenly steps forward with a look of complete abandon in her eyes.

Finally she settles inches away from you before tightly gripping your shirt and pushing you against your desk. Her face lights up as she sniffs you and you can feel a damp spot from her skirt on your crotch.

"S-Sensei! I'm in heat right now so I was supposed to stay home! But! I thought about you and realized you would be lonely if I didn't come!" Her voice is crazed but full of emotion and dripping lust.

"I want your seed sensei! If I get pregnant then I definitely won't bother you about it! I've been holding back for a long time now so I deserve it just this once right?!" Her paws dig into your skin painfully and gently in contradiction.

"Hurry Hurry Hurry Hurry Hurry!!!" She's already started by herself as she straddles your leg and awaits your own consent to go further.

Knowing all of this, how do you react?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:27:59 2014 No.12442998 >>12442989 >He's alive Suddenly the world is a brighter place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:29:52 2014 No.12443004 >>12442989 oh god I missed you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:32:05 2014 No.12443009 >>12442920 I heard somewhere it was a monitor lizard. Whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:33:07 2014 No.12443011 File: 470 KB, 409x537, HAIL 2 U.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442989 >Crayon is alive HALLELUJAH

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:34:51 2014 No.12443014 >>12442996 Depends if I really think she loves me or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:34:53 2014 No.12443016 >>12442908 Well, you do happen to spam the same shit over and over. Even if it is to get less to draw something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:35:40 2014 No.12443018 >>12443016 >spam Once a thread is spam? S-sorry. I'm not the only one asking for it you know.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:36:27 2014 No.12443019

>>12442618
>You are left stunned as she leaves the classroom
>As the kinda guy that many get along with, the SCP must see you as some sort of status symbol, like a trophy to show off before the other girls. You never even said you'd be with her, and yet she propositions you like this every day.
>Arousing, sure, but it's also one of the least romantic things you've ever heard.
>You're an old fashioned guy, you enjoy a bit of romance and courtship. Any man can rut/get raped by a girl these days. There's no reward to it.
>Looking out through the classroom window you can't help your mind from drifting towards the shy rocker elf in your music class that covered Skid Row's I'll Remember You, she didn't outright dedicate it to you, but the way she locked eyes with you when she was singing still makes your heart flutter.
>Walking back to the music room, you spot the elf playing acoustic guitar by the open window, like some idyllic bard from times gone by
>She's utterly absorbed in playing, doesn't notice you sneak up on her
>You sit behind her and wrap your arms around her waist
>You tell her softly how beautiful her singing voice is, as you reach around and start to play the melody of the song she all but dedicated to you earlier in the day
>The both of you sit there for a while, her in your lap, you playing guitar for her, and her singing for you as the afternoon breeze rolls in over the both of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:43:14 2014 No.12443025 >>12442996 >Anubis >Student Council President You fucked up. She would be the Vice, while Pharaoh would be the Seitokaichou.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:45:47 2014 No.12443031

>>12442692
I insert my own dragon
7. Ice Dragon, She lives in a mansion hewn out of ice and stone, in the frigid tundra. Ice dragons are known as the hardiest of the lot and curiously, they have evolved to breathe frost rather than flame. This puts them at odds with the Red Dragons though there is no particular hatred to speak of. Legends speak of two titanic dragons of frost and flame, one whose hoarfrost is so potent it completely saps the energy from the flame dragon, whose own breath was so intense that it vaporised all moisture in the air. As descendants, or, indeed, progenitors of other reptilian races, Ice dragons find themselves eternally at odds with their surroundings, you'll likely find her to be very affectionate and generous with body contact, partly as a way to stay warm. This has drifted further over into the Ice Dragon's values and Ideals, you're not just marrying into royalty, you're marrying into a warm family, which huddles in the night against the cold frost of the ice floes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:46:03 2014 No.12443032 >>12443025 Pharaoh is a bit fat shit. She's just a nigger with a snake. Apophis is equally shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:47:41 2014 No.12443035 >>12443032 >The Living Embodiment of the Sun >a nigger with a snake To the quarries with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:48:34 2014 No.12443038 >>12443032 >She's just a nigger with a snake I fully agree Anon, I- >Apophis is equally shit. And into the trash you go

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:50:20 2014 No.12443043 >>12443019 >NTRing the SCP >For a knife-ear

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:50:53 2014 No.12443045 >>12443035 >The Living Embodiment of the Sun >Pharaoh But anon, that's not Amaterasu. I'd post a picture, but I'm sad to say I have none.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:52:03 2014 No.12443047

Well, it's it's the day after yesterday.

I guess I'll start part the next part of that teacher story involving Joe, the overly acrobatic Chemistry teacher..

What would you prefer for a Wednesday scenario?

Introducing the Daughter?
Helping Lue the Janitor out with a problem?
Or opening a mysterious box covered in blood and incomprehensible symbols?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:52:10 2014 No.12443048 >>12443043 I'm sure he will get his cumuppance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:52:29 2014 No.12443050 >>12443045 Pharaoh is the daughter of the mighty Ra himself, you peasant. Nigga, you better learn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:52:57 2014 No.12443051 >>12443043 >implying I wouldn't Besides, can you NTR that which you don't belong to? I'd say not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:54:23 2014 No.12443053 >>12443047 Help Lue, janitors are mysterious sages who will end up repaying you in unexpected ways. Like Scruffy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:55:15 2014 No.12443055 >>12443051 That aside, wasn't it initially Anon doing the propositioning anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:55:39 2014 No.12443057 >>12443053 Even though he has a mullet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:56:27 2014 No.12443060 >>12443057 I have a mullet. Kotomine has a mullet. Snake has a mullet. Mullets are divine.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:56:30 2014 No.12443061

>>12443031

>Not knowing what cold-drake is

Education time then.

Has wings but only two front arms. The wings are on the back, so it's not like a wyvern that has the wings as the arms and a set of legs. Imagine the monstergirl version to be like a Wurm but with wings.

Smaller and dumber than most dragons, they are still hardier than any dragon in the cold of the icy mountains and tundra. They nest near natural volcanic vents and hotsprings and are fiercely communal. None hurts one another and an attack on one is an attack on all. Average complexion of pearly white scales and brilliant golden eyes. They have no breath weapon and once worshiped dragons for their power of fire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:58:19 2014 No.12443063 >>12442639 >>12442674 >>12442692 >>12443031 I wish there was a purple dragon. Purple is my favorite color.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:58:19 2014 No.12443064 >>12443045 >Amaterasu Wan-wan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:59:24 2014 No.12443066 >>12443063 How about Purple and Green?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:59:34 2014 No.12443067 File: 495 KB, 1280x1007, Amaterasu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443063 >purple dragon Spyro is purple. Too bad he's a dude. >>12443064 Picture didn't upload for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 02:59:43 2014 No.12443068 >>12443047 >Or opening a mysterious box covered in blood and incomprehensible symbols? That one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:00:39 2014 No.12443071 >>12443068 >opening Big Brown Package from Afghanistan That's not very smart.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:00:56 2014 No.12443072

>>12443063

The dude basically got Black and Purple mixed up in his description.

Purple Dragon/Deep Dragon
>Long, lean bodied dragons with deep purple to midnight black scales. These fancy themselves to be the lords of all dragonkind, believing themselves arisen from the long dead sister of Tiamat. They are among the most intelligent of dragons, able to gather and control vast numbers of minions. Their energy-related attacks make them powerful fighters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:01:00 2014 No.12443073 >>12443067 Ridley's also a purple dragon, but he's too big to be a proper waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:01:23 2014 No.12443074 File: 814 KB, 1024x934, amaterasu_____render_____by_yami_kaira-d6pkays.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443045 >>12443064 Best wolf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:01:59 2014 No.12443076 File: 332 KB, 1000x1000, 1388467139807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much would you pay for fluffy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:02:14 2014 No.12443078 >>12443073 Being big sure is a problem for him, but it's a livin'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:03:51 2014 No.12443080 >>12442862 Im getting the feeling that the dude guy is supposed to be .Less

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:05:06 2014 No.12443084 >>12443055 Prolly. If I had to pick one desert queen I'd rather be tied to a radiator and graped in the mouth than worship Pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:08:25 2014 No.12443089 File: 266 KB, 898x990, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443084 By 'graped in the mouth,' do you mean forced to suck on her delicious teats? Because that's a rather tempting offer, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:12:27 2014 No.12443092 >>12443089 No, she fucks him in the mouth. With her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:12:55 2014 No.12443093 >>12443089 >forced >Implying I don't already have a venom induced Stockholm syndrome, and relish it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:13:00 2014 No.12443094 >>12443076 My heart. And a lobe of my liver.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:14:16 2014 No.12443095 >>12443092 That sounds more sour than sweet. Is she at least gentle? Nevermind, that's a stupid question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:17:19 2014 No.12443102 >>12443053 >>12443068 So mystery box or mullet? Well, I guess I could flip a coin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:20:58 2014 No.12443104 >>12443095 She's violent. And after cumming all over your face, she'll lick it clean

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:25:15 2014 No.12443107 File: 54 KB, 324x289, 1358803273794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443104 >licking her juices off of my face

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:26:30 2014 No.12443108 File: 187 KB, 620x877, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443104 Anon, if my girlfriend finds out I popped a boner to this, she'll kick my ass for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:27:35 2014 No.12443111 jesus these threads are shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:28:04 2014 No.12443113 >>12443108 Then don't let her find out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:29:40 2014 No.12443115 File: 276 KB, 750x750, raped by someone you cant understand.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:31:00 2014 No.12443119 >>12443108 Then distract her by burning a large amount of mercury thiocyanate, and making one huge Pharaoh's snake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:32:24 2014 No.12443122 Does anyone have the story about Pharaoh and Grape as children building a sand throne which eventually gets destroyed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:33:51 2014 No.12443127 File: 1.59 MB, 930x1800, 143737947534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dear diary. Today I learned that Blue Dragons are OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:35:30 2014 No.12443132 >>12443122 You mean this? https://archive.moe/a/thread/110109654/#110115637

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:42:53 2014 No.12443139 File: 77 KB, 1554x629, Drunker Oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443132 Neat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:45:33 2014 No.12443143 >>12443139 Oh the drunken sex that would end in. I'd down two shots of everclear and go over and give her sympathy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:46:02 2014 No.12443145 >>12443102 As the guy who voted for the box, a coin flip sounds ok with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:46:34 2014 No.12443147 >>12443139 was this ever continued?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:48:40 2014 No.12443149 >>12443145 I'll flip one when I'm done going through a doujin involving a shota and two hookers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:49:17 2014 No.12443150 File: 751 KB, 777x873, zWJIm3F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would you lift up your one-eyed waifu's eyepatch and kiss the scar where her second eye used to be every day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:50:17 2014 No.12443153 >>12443150 As long it wasn't hideous like the scar that Slade had in Arrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:52:40 2014 No.12443156 File: 875 KB, 1080x1440, She had an eye for detail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443150 I'd remove it just to admire her whole face.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:56:49 2014 No.12443164
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>>12443150

>Wearing an eyepatch
>Not having a variety of amusing glass eyes to scare children with plus one that matches your normal eye.

Patches are only good to play pirate. And there's no redeeming quality to those dumb medical ones that the japanese seem obsessed with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:56:56 2014 No.12443165 >>12443147 No it wasn't. And I can safely say that I will hate that particular anon for the rest of time until he puts out a full story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:57:30 2014 No.12443166 File: 109 KB, 515x565, d4df6ab564f8b3ed8fa1ce58d75136fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443153 A kissable eye scar would probably be something like the aftermath of a bad burn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:58:50 2014 No.12443170 >>12443166 Are you sure that's a female elf?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 03:59:43 2014 No.12443171 >>12443170 Yes. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2115885&pid=0 She is a quad amputee, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:00:58 2014 No.12443175 >>12443171 Ah. For a minute there I was stumped.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:05:39 2014 No.12443182

>>12443139
I would put a comforting hand on her shoulder, tell her it will be alright, and that that guy is a scumbag who couldn't handle that much woman anyway. I would tell her not to worry about the tab, and she can pay when she feels better. Then I call her a cab and help her get in it, giving the driver an extra ten to make sure she gets home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:06:28 2014 No.12443183 >>12443171 >futa Weeelll not quite female, but I guess it's close enough for some.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:07:15 2014 No.12443184 File: 221 KB, 640x480, ef8b11462d45b4b7e600dc2a29122a3b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443175 >stumped. Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:08:07 2014 No.12443185 >>12443182 I had basically the same situation in mind, but also offer her my number. So she could have an actual date some time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:09:18 2014 No.12443189 >>12443164 >only good to play pirate Big Boss isn't a pirate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:09:47 2014 No.12443191 >>12443185 She knows where to find her Bozo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:11:29 2014 No.12443197 >>12443191 A number is still good to have. Plus it shows her that she has some kind of way to contact me if I didn't make it to the date.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:13:28 2014 No.12443200 File: 189 KB, 800x600, 611e7ec4af946a6f51a085b6cf0ddc0f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443139 what kind of limp-dicked piece of shit would stand a lovely lady like this up in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:15:33 2014 No.12443203 >>12443200 Someone too insecure? Some guys feel their masculinity is threatened by women twice their size.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:18:12 2014 No.12443208 >>12443203 Faggots I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:18:34 2014 No.12443209 File: 233 KB, 658x556, 6b96e40e2142bdc0974bc9d4cf674a74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443203 Why ask her out in the first place, then? Why do I care so much about a fictional woman getting stood up by a fictional man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:20:13 2014 No.12443211 >>12443209 >why do I care Because you are a man of JUSTICE. >why ask her out in the first place Probably lost a bet or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:20:27 2014 No.12443213 >>12443209 Because you have a white knight in you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:21:54 2014 No.12443215 >>12443200 She probly got the wrong idea while doing oni flirtations (which probly came off as browbeating) on a guy. Scared shitless he ended up just agreeing to whatever she said and booked it when she left him alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:22:12 2014 No.12443216 >>12443213 White knight and Bonnet Lizard bonding over cock/pussy blockers when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:22:36 2014 No.12443217 >>12443145 >>12443149 After deciding that Mullet was heads, I flipped a coin three times. It landed on heads twice, and its side once.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:22:41 2014 No.12443218

>>12443197
I know she'll be back to the bar when shepays her tab, and she'll look real cute with a sheepish expression as she apologizes for her behavior. The end goal for me is loving vanilla handholding and seeing if I can get her in a big, pretty sundress eventually

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:24:02 2014 No.12443220 >>12443217 I told you mullet is divine, but did you listen? No. What say you now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:25:55 2014 No.12443225 File: 732 KB, 1280x720, money.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443218 >the frame of an 8'+ tall oni woman with rippling muscles being covered by a frilly sundress and a straw hat that barely stays on because her horns keep tipping it off

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:27:14 2014 No.12443228 File: 2.38 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I found these. Not found: anything else to do with Kenkou Cross. How fucking limited are his print runs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:28:04 2014 No.12443230 >>12443220 That now I'll have to write about a Janitor, his mullet, and not introduce an important character until much later. Oh well, I can write about a monster daughter that refuses to leave the house, or get a job, another time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:28:45 2014 No.12443231 File: 2.87 MB, 1216x1805, 1394982303467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443225 Like Tio, but more bulk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:29:56 2014 No.12443232 File: 182 KB, 323x397, 1341629740796.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443231 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:30:00 2014 No.12443233 >>12443228 The picture's upside down because it's an Australian phone.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:30:24 2014 No.12443234

>>12443218

Every man thinks that's how it's going to be with an oni. And some are lucky enough to have it come true. But thinking that's going to happen all the time is as bad as women thinking they can twist and change men into whatever they want.

A loud pushy drunk barfly is probably going to stay that way. You have to ask yourself if that's the woman you want instead of dreaming about shy handholders in sundresses.

You will never tell a rough brutish oni that the only reason you wouldn't date her is that she's a crass unmannered drunk and you want someone sweeter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:30:32 2014 No.12443235 >>12443231 And hopefully not built like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:32:26 2014 No.12443237 >>12443235 >not built like Ahnold Nigga, what? You look at him in Pumping Iron and move that muscle into a woman's body without removing the femininity, you've got yourself perfection.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:33:41 2014 No.12443238
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Thinking of /fit/ onis, I came across this in my mg folder. And for some reason I now have the Saturday Night Live Hans and Franz skits playing in my head except with muscular onis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:34:25 2014 No.12443239 File: 339 KB, 1061x1500, cd41baf3c896eb80b454bdf8968753a6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443235 Look at this weak man. Look at him and laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:35:59 2014 No.12443243 File: 309 KB, 503x850, 1392572938710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443238 This a stronk thread now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:37:39 2014 No.12443247 File: 493 KB, 723x1023, 1407366740938.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443243 Yes, now get in the /ss/ack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:37:55 2014 No.12443248 File: 249 KB, 1000x1167, 1343723135492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443243 How long before someone posts that fucking mermaid with the halfassed abs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:38:17 2014 No.12443249 File: 182 KB, 800x1100, 1393284057244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443239 Strongest MG competition?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:39:04 2014 No.12443251 >>12443249 >armpit hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:40:11 2014 No.12443255 File: 387 KB, 1135x1578, 1392570524019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443247 You call that a /ss/anta? >>12443251 Yes. Delicious, sweaty armpit hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:40:56 2014 No.12443256 File: 153 KB, 764x1000, 5168a98562a84bb840896bf2881d3668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443243 Sure. We can even lucha as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:41:55 2014 No.12443258 >>12443166 In that case, hell yes. I've often fantasized about licking Balalaika's scars and showing her that she was still a beautiful woman even with them. And now I'm imagining Bala as a Monster Girl. Totally big russian Oni woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:43:23 2014 No.12443262 >>12443258 Now we cast the females of Black Lagoon as monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:44:01 2014 No.12443263 File: 675 KB, 980x1120, 1395534489733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443255 Merry Chri/ss/tmas. Where good young MGs wake up on Chri/ss/tmas day to find Shotas tied up underneath the Chri/ss/tmas tree.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:45:39 2014 No.12443264
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>>12443256
>lucha
Firecat stronk, Firecat undefeated.
>>12443258
>>12443262
Goddamit, Balalaika is a Siberian Tiger and that is that.
>>12443263
Shota's kidnapped trained by Krampus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:45:59 2014 No.12443265 >>12443264 Even better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:51:28 2014 No.12443273 File: 456 KB, 620x877, 1396292276898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443263 Christmas approaches, what will you and your waifu get each other? Or is it too early to be thinking about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:52:19 2014 No.12443274 File: 170 KB, 800x800, 1316237246436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you like your cowgirls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:53:32 2014 No.12443278 File: 614 KB, 657x890, 1403475528977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443274 Ready and eager to breed with some previous experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:53:52 2014 No.12443279 >>12443274 Full of milk.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:54:26 2014 No.12443280
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What if I prefer my onis in loli form?

>>12443273
>Christmas approaches
Ugh. This year has gone by too fast. Won't be too much longer till secret santa threads should start popping up on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:54:43 2014 No.12443282 >>12443274 with a motherly streak

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:56:30 2014 No.12443289 >>12443280 >loli oni Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan~ >gone by too fast Meh, February can't come fast enough. My birthday coincides rather neatly with the Witcher 3...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:56:57 2014 No.12443290 File: 789 KB, 720x960, 79fe350077fbadf2cbb621fe9e4da3aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443280 >What if I prefer my onis in loli form? Then we ask you politely, but firmly, to leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:57:52 2014 No.12443296 >>12443290 >telling someone who likes Suika to leave /jp/ Anon... bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 04:59:39 2014 No.12443299 File: 85 KB, 500x500, 1335571525336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443289 >>12443296 Mein comrades.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:01:30 2014 No.12443305 >>12443299 Drunkard, lolita, little girl Oni, she's actually a clingy stalker. She's been staring at you sine 100 hundred million years and two weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:02:46 2014 No.12443311 File: 898 KB, 1265x707, 1409605970191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does it feel knowing you will never have your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:03:44 2014 No.12443312 >>12443311 I'm practically Hollow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:04:53 2014 No.12443315 >>12443234 I would show her love and affection, because she's already had her heart broken, she might stop and ask if it was her fault guys ran from her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:05:21 2014 No.12443317 File: 533 KB, 588x483, suddenlyoni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443305 Shikieiki, pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:05:32 2014 No.12443318 File: 100 KB, 1024x768, 32f9e813aeea44cfc66edac1f8d669fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443312 Them use an effigy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:06:41 2014 No.12443320 >>12443318 Puffy vulva. Too puffy...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:10:46 2014 No.12443327 File: 124 KB, 800x600, 3eb3923433ff1c5d628fc529e1e64ea2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443320 It is suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:11:55 2014 No.12443328 File: 2.74 MB, 500x333, 1409587267697.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442559 Wat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:12:10 2014 No.12443329 >>12443320 >too puffy no such thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:15:29 2014 No.12443332 File: 183 KB, 674x622, It's embarrassing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442559 Oh god, I thought it was my story at first. There was someone willing to record them self reading a part of Bob's story?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:16:20 2014 No.12443333 File: 220 KB, 266x266, breakdance suika.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t7BtWcYuBg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:16:22 2014 No.12443334 >>12443332 For what purpose, one can only wonder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:18:15 2014 No.12443339 >>12443332 >>12443334 UncleBourbon sure gets around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:19:55 2014 No.12443341 >>12443334 I liked it Especially when his mom came. >mom, it's not what you think, I'm not a homo zoophile, I don't want a cat dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:23:29 2014 No.12443345 File: 13 KB, 199x183, Illias.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443341 He still lives with his mom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:24:54 2014 No.12443346 >>12443345 Why not? Somebody has to take care of her. A boy's best friend is his mother, right Norman?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:26:56 2014 No.12443348 >>12443346 Do I have to post that one doujin where a boy is seduced by his mother into leaving his girlfriend for her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:28:13 2014 No.12443350 >>12443348 >that one doujin There's got to be a hundred of them like that, but I was kinda making a Psycho reference there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:28:19 2014 No.12443352 >>12443348 Yes I read like dozens of manga like this but I'm curious what exactly manga do you mean

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:29:49 2014 No.12443355 >>12443352 The one with tits larger than they should be, and slight amounts of femdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:30:39 2014 No.12443358 >>12443355 That just made it MORE obscure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:32:35 2014 No.12443364 >>12443355 This? http://exhentai.org/s/a5fc86d6ff/472862-2

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:32:37 2014 No.12443365 >>12443358 You're right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:36:14 2014 No.12443371 >>12443364 Yes. I'm surprised you figured it out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:39:57 2014 No.12443377 >>12443371 I'm registered physic rapist

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:42:08 2014 No.12443382 >>12443377 I'm mean Psychic Or both

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:43:40 2014 No.12443384 >>12443377 I heard about what you did to those photons, and you made the up quarks watch. Shame on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:44:08 2014 No.12443385 File: 727 KB, 932x1200, MG38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443377 >>12443382 You can stop now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:47:25 2014 No.12443388 >>12443385 Would frolic with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:48:19 2014 No.12443390 File: 20 KB, 235x235, KXhEm6k.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443364 I normally don't like NTR at all, but...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:49:00 2014 No.12443391 File: 214 KB, 1024x768, Not even JRPG protags can survive this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443388 Would you frolic with her through here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:49:43 2014 No.12443393 >>12443391 I don't even know what that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:51:03 2014 No.12443396 >>12443393 Go play MuvLuv Alternative. Now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:51:51 2014 No.12443399 >>12443396 No, I have zero interest in MuvLuv.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:54:58 2014 No.12443402 >>12443399 That's like having zero interest in Sengoku Rance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:56:15 2014 No.12443406 >>12443402 >Sengoku Rance That I did pick up last week. Convince me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:57:19 2014 No.12443409 >>12443402 I just don't have time for vidya anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:57:34 2014 No.12443410 Would monster girls go to Akihibara? If so why? If so wearing what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:58:56 2014 No.12443414 >>12443410 Weaboo mgs would go

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 05:59:13 2014 No.12443416 >>12443364 I'm having an 'Ara ara~' overload.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:00:13 2014 No.12443417 File: 227 KB, 650x1020, 1405005438883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443410 >why To pick up dudes. >wearing what Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:01:40 2014 No.12443424 >>12443410 Kikimora would go with her otaku bf, still dressed as a maid. She'd find herself sweeping up in a maid cafe and no one would realize she doesn't actually work there

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:01:53 2014 No.12443425 File: 1.29 MB, 1320x1396, 6f9161613961ff97ce17c9d53155ca02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443410 >Babe, come on. You know I've been waiting for months for Smash to come out and I want to get to the store before a line forms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:02:15 2014 No.12443426 >>12443406 Aside from the story and setting being very good? It's a game that will leave an impression on you. Of course, you would have to play the first two games to fully understand everything and enjoy the third game. >>12443416 Read the rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:03:44 2014 No.12443428 >>12443426 >aside from the story and setting being very good See, that's just like, your opinion man. I already know you like it, but that's not going to win me over. You've just recommended me THREE games, how do I know it's worth my time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:04:24 2014 No.12443429 Time for MG ahegao http://exhentai.org/g/735038/51e103f35c/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:04:46 2014 No.12443430 >>12443425 >dating a Gazer means I'm now the cool, hip kid I don't know if I could handle her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:05:04 2014 No.12443431 >>12443428 Ask /m/. They will give an explanation of why you should try it better than I can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:05:54 2014 No.12443432 >>12443431 >/m/ >mecha Interest waning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:07:29 2014 No.12443433 >>12443432 I suggest giving at least a try before dismissing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:09:50 2014 No.12443434 >>12443433 You could have convinced me it was good, but you didn't, and I have never enjoyed mecha in any way, shape or form. I see no reason to put in the effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:12:25 2014 No.12443438 Despite its popularity, Muv-Luv is one of the few translated VNs I've yet to bother with. From what I've seen of it, it doesn't seem all too appealing to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:12:47 2014 No.12443439 >>12443425 Wouldn't she order online though? >>12443417 Is that a surgical mask or a Final Stage Cooler mask?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:12:59 2014 No.12443440 >>12443434 Then I guess you'd be missing out, since the majority of the third game is centered around mechs. What normally gets you into something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:14:25 2014 No.12443444 What god do I pray to, who do I have to pay, what on earth do I do to make this thread leave /jp/ and never come back.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:15:54 2014 No.12443445

>>12443440
>what normally
I don't know, if something resonates with me it resonates with me, if it doesn't then I can still warm up to it, but MuvLuv doesn't seem to have anything appealing to it.
>>12443439
That's a thug mask. You can tell she means business when she wears one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:16:11 2014 No.12443447 File: 119 KB, 585x800, 2407f89a080f145e713f0d99917bed83.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443444 the god called cry about it

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:16:50 2014 No.12443448

>>12443440

Dude, I like mechs and Muv-Luv has always been meh to me. The mechanical design isn't great, too stringy. It suffers from being a VN so you don't get the proper weight and motion to the machines just like light novels and manga. There is the show but eh.

Just kind of felt eh all around when it comes to Muv-Luv. The only real quality is the pilot suit doujins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:17:10 2014 No.12443450 >>12443445 Now I want female Cooler

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:18:18 2014 No.12443452 File: 137 KB, 1114x1031, 1403023724512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any stories about breaking hearts? I feel edgy tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:18:50 2014 No.12443454 >>12443447 How can she stand with those stubs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:20:03 2014 No.12443456 >>12443445 I like it due to the characters, especially the MC. I also like how despite all the shit the MC goes through, he still manages to earn for his happy ending.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:21:32 2014 No.12443457 >>12443452 This is a thread for monster girls not our blog

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:22:59 2014 No.12443461 >>12443452 I had a novel idea about one. It's mean as hell but I'll write it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:23:23 2014 No.12443463 File: 190 KB, 800x600, 1409653403049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443456 Spoiling the ending for me isn't really the way to convince me, man. Let's drop the subject, yeah? >>12443452 Breaking hearts, you say?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:25:15 2014 No.12443468 >>12443463 I guess we'll never see eye to eye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:26:07 2014 No.12443470 >>12443468 Neither of us is trying very hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:27:27 2014 No.12443472 >>12443470 True.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:35:09 2014 No.12443486 File: 1.11 MB, 2480x3508, 1407199085921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you have pictures of embarrassed monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:38:43 2014 No.12443492 File: 217 KB, 610x898, 1399535445120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443486 Of course! That's when they're at their best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:40:11 2014 No.12443495 >>12443486 I'm not at home so I can't help but I approve

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:43:49 2014 No.12443499 File: 444 KB, 691x967, 8471566b08499bc7b5014fd8d7047acf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443495 Not at home?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:45:31 2014 No.12443502 >>12443499 I'm in Nippon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:48:35 2014 No.12443505 File: 425 KB, 900x900, 1315022933003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443502 Why the hell are you in Japan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:49:21 2014 No.12443507 >>12443505 Looking for monster girl to wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:52:40 2014 No.12443512 >>12443507 But the only monsters that exist in real life are disgusting 3d succubi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:54:22 2014 No.12443514 File: 390 KB, 989x1388, 1310284481050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443507 What >>12443512 said.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:55:40 2014 No.12443516 >>12443512 >>12443514 Monster girls. Preferably a lizard or dragon type but I'm desperate

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:57:34 2014 No.12443522 File: 126 KB, 700x560, dragon lady.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443516 >Dragon type >Asia Are you implying what I think you're implying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 06:58:53 2014 No.12443529 >>12443522 Well I'd prefer a western dragon but Ryu is fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:03:38 2014 No.12443537 >>12443512 And the people who would dick thier daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:04:00 2014 No.12443538 >>12443529 Dragon lady can be used as an ethic stereotype. So you could say it's a racial slur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:05:50 2014 No.12443541 >>12443538 Never heard of it. Where i come from Dragon lady means "a formidable, usually older, woman. Stern, confident, domineering"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:07:19 2014 No.12443542 >>12443541 Much like most words used to refer to a certain group in one word, it became an offensive word.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:07:38 2014 No.12443544 >>12443538 Against who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:08:34 2014 No.12443546 >>12443542 Against which ethnicity used in which country

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:09:43 2014 No.12443551 >>12443546 >>12443544 Asian women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:10:10 2014 No.12443553 File: 195 KB, 1000x1100, 1356581351773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443538 >racial slur Wouldn't it be nice if all racial slurs were of badass mythical beasts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:11:43 2014 No.12443558 >>12443551 Originating from where? Used by whom? Have never heard it used this way

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:12:01 2014 No.12443560 >>12443551 I mean I guess I understand that, but it just seems silly to me, like something some really old racist would say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:13:23 2014 No.12443564 >>12443558 Google it, you twit. Clint Eastwood used it in Gran Torino.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:14:59 2014 No.12443567 >>12443564 Intredasting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:23:43 2014 No.12443580 Reminder to always bully your Draco.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:24:32 2014 No.12443581 >>12443580 By forcing her to play Other M?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:24:32 2014 No.12443582 >>12443558 An old comic strip from the thirties called Terry amd the Pirates actually had a villain named the Dragon Lady

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:25:27 2014 No.12443585 >>12443580 If by bully you mean push through her hymen with my erect penis while we tenderly embrace while holding hands then ok.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:27:06 2014 No.12443590 >>12443580 You should pick her up by the waist to boost her so she can reach the jar she needed to make pancakes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:33:19 2014 No.12443600 >>12443581 Worse. Make her watch theater mode only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:34:48 2014 No.12443602 >>12443590 You should pick her up by the waist to hit her with a Spine Buster

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:35:15 2014 No.12443604 File: 184 KB, 532x328, 1409522753747.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if there are any games that involve playable MGs? >>12443600 That's just plain cruel and unusual punishment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:36:27 2014 No.12443607 >>12443604 mgq paradox

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:36:35 2014 No.12443608 >>12443604 There is that one where you play an oni, pretty sure it was Hound that gave the youtube link to it a while back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:37:48 2014 No.12443611 >>12443602 Bundle her in blankets and wrap her head in a scarf as it's too cold for her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:38:03 2014 No.12443612 >>12443608 I saw that, but a few good parts aren't enough for me to waste money on a Vita.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:40:13 2014 No.12443615 >>12443612 Plenty of good games for the vita, its weird how many really good games are only there when they'd make a lot more on console.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:43:49 2014 No.12443622 >>12443611 bundle her in barbed wire and leave her in the arctic

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:44:34 2014 No.12443623 >>12443615 >Plenty of good games Like what? Give me one good reason why I should spend any amount of money on the Dangan Ronpa emulation machine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:51:51 2014 No.12443633 >>12443622 Buy her a cute puppy to play with

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:52:27 2014 No.12443634 >>12443622 Watch a movie together and let her squeeze your arm when she gets frightened

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:53:19 2014 No.12443636
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For the man that ordered the heartbreaker.

1/2

>>12443452

"I love you Diana" Those words she's always wanted to hear. The sun shines down on a fresh field of clover. She's naked in his arms. The moment is perfect.
"I always...you t-too, Jake." Dianna the wererabbit stammers as she hugs his chiseled body, feeling every muscle press against her soft fur and plump curves, the slightest hint of stubble scratching against her bare cheek.
Trembling lips await his as strong hands explore from her ears down to her paws
She's ready to give herself to him completely and consummate her love. Her shaking hand reaches down below to his belt and she fumbles at the buckle.
When her inexperienced fingers finally succeed, the flowery field begins to wilt. The sky darkens to a stormy gray. Dusty winds whip through the land. She screams as Jake dissolves into dry ash in her hands.
"Wakey wakey little bunny rabbit." A red flash of light and Diana opens her eyes with a frightened gasp.
She's safe inside her own room, in her own bed, under her colorful quilts and surrounded by an army of handmade stuffed animals. Only one thing doesn't belong. A demon sits on the edge of her bed eying her coldly.
"Getting mushy with my dear little stepbrother are we?" The succubus asks. "Why is Jake all naked in your dreams little bun bun? Don't you know that's bad manners, fantasizing about someone like that without their permission?"
She leans over the scared bunny and snarls an impish grin. "It's good I got here in time isn't it? What did you think you were going to do you lewd girl?"
"H-how did you get in my house?" The poor rabbit quakes under her covers.
"Don't try to change the subject!" The deep blue demon hisses. "I'm on to you. Jake is mine."
Dianna can only squeak in terror.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:55:42 2014 No.12443642
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>>12443636

2/3

Black sclera burn with crazed paranoia. "What else have you been fantasizing about? His first kiss? I took it with these lips. His first time? I wrung him dry with these hips. He came so much inside me I was sure I'd get pregnant. We've done more times than I can count since then. I've left my mark on every inch of him. I've robbed every last drop of innocence and defiled him completely. Nobody else could please him anymore even if he wanted them to. Here's the proof." The wicked stepsister reaches down between her legs, moans as she digs around inside and pulls her fingers free, all slathered in a rank cocktail. "Go ahead and taste it, the semen of the man you lust after. It's the only time you ever will." The succubus wipes the mess all over the cottontail's lips and laughs.
"You're horrible." Dianna cries.
"You will not talk to him. You will not think about him. You will not dream about him. Am I clear?" The wererabbit catches a flash of steel in the half-light.
What can she do? Dianna nods through blurry eyes and the glimmer of death disappears back into the demon's belt.
"Good, I'm glad we could reach an understanding. It's a terrible thing when a situation like this has to get bloody." The woman smiles evilly at the young rabbit.
Dianna bolts upright in her bed, heart beating a million times a minute, ears stuck straight up in the air. "Just a nightmare." She sighs with relief. Wanting the comfort of light after such an ordeal, she turns on the lamp beside her bed. Written on the back of her hand in permanent ink is "It was real"
She can't believe it. She hops to the shower, turns it on full blast and scrubs herself as hard as she can, willing the message to go away. Even when the letters are gone, the knowledge isn't. She stays in the shower a long time. At least there she doesn't have to feel the tears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:56:39 2014 No.12443643 >>12443636 Stop

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:57:18 2014 No.12443644 >>12442552 Reminds me of the Archeage Kraken.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 07:57:28 2014 No.12443645
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>>12443642
3/3

Legend says a wererabbit can die from loneliness. As the days go on, Diana grows thinner, losing all her voluptuous curves, for she has no appetite. Her once unrivaled fluffy hair, softer than the softest kitsune, becomes stiff and brittle and starts to fall out in clumps. Maybe the old stories are true. Maybe it's good if they are. Who wants to live their whole life alone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:05:15 2014 No.12443658 >>12443642 I'm not going to read your posts, but dayum dat Dieselmine art is hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:05:43 2014 No.12443659 >>12443645 4/3 A bald hunter appears out from behind a bush, and blows the wererabbit's brains out. "Hahaha! I finally got that wascally wabbit!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:07:15 2014 No.12443664 >>12443659 Too bad it's duck season. Off to jail with you, Fludd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:07:48 2014 No.12443665 >>12443664 Damnit, I was gonna say that. Good show old bean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:20:46 2014 No.12443682 File: 33 KB, 600x599, Making breakfast in your house.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Your new waifu makes you breakfast in bed but there's a catch. What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:24:27 2014 No.12443689 File: 346 KB, 1000x1000, 1408685472984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443682 I wanted waffles and hashbrowns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:24:34 2014 No.12443690 >>12443682 "You use ice magic, baby. How is my food warm?" I love her to death, but can we go to Waffle House instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:24:43 2014 No.12443691 >>12443682 Considering I don't lock the door at night anyway, I'd be happy about it. Though I'd ask her come join me under the covers so we could feed each other. THAT is how you deal with a yandere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:25:49 2014 No.12443693 >>12443689 Grapewitch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:27:52 2014 No.12443695 >>12443693 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:28:10 2014 No.12443697 >>12443695 She looks like she wants to obtain the Stick of Truth and remove Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:30:29 2014 No.12443700 File: 210 KB, 825x1200, it isn't real.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443682 I tenderly accept her breakfast and later invite her to cuddle in bed for the rest of the morning. No other answer is acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:32:47 2014 No.12443710 >>12443697 >stick of truth Don't try to ruin my image of her dressing up as a wizard and playing DnD campaigns against a Pharaoh, Ushi Oni, Wurm, and Mimic, you son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:35:23 2014 No.12443716 >>12443710 >DnD campaign It's not really DnD, they just use a turn-based combat system like in Medieval Times.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:35:45 2014 No.12443720
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>>12443682
I don't eat fruit for breakfast, I'd give that to her then go down stairs and get some eggs and maybe bacon, then I'd go back upstairs with her for a nice big mouth full of milk and some tender fucking for a few hours before I have to go feed the chickens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:35:52 2014 No.12443721 >>12443710 LARP not DnD

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:36:29 2014 No.12443722 >>12443710 What would Pharaoh, Ushi-Oni, Wurm and Mimic play as?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:38:54 2014 No.12443725 File: 80 KB, 374x520, 1393401657204.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443721 I just thought of something. What's more powerful, the Stick of Truth, or Spice? Both are supposed to give you control over the universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:41:02 2014 No.12443728 >>12443722 I imagine the Pharaoh would be the GM. >>12443721 No, DnD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:41:11 2014 No.12443729 File: 120 KB, 474x528, 1390011816440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443636 >>12443642 >>12443645

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:41:15 2014 No.12443730 >>12443725 Power in this life is an illusion at best nd more likely a temptation. Only God is power

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:42:14 2014 No.12443732 >>12443730 But God doesn't exist in this life anon, just like Spice and the Stick of Truth. So why are you talking about real life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:44:56 2014 No.12443737 >>12443732 God is everywhere, this includes all fictional settings

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:46:05 2014 No.12443740 >>12443737 But that's not true at all. Why are you even bringing this up? It has nothing do at all with what I was talking about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:47:48 2014 No.12443745 >>12443737 >He hasn't seen Starship. "And the empirical proof that God is dead." "Sometimes I like to think it's all part of God's plan. You know, that he made before he died."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:48:29 2014 No.12443748 >>12443740 I'm tired and lonely

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:49:31 2014 No.12443750 >>12443748 Then go to bed and cuddle with your pillows like everybody else does.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:53:20 2014 No.12443763

>>12443728
>Pharaoh starts campaign
>Apophis keeps trying to kill the GMPC
>Ushi keeps having her character rape every person she meets
>Wurm has her character do various morbid things
>Mimic is the only one who's actually trying to play along normally
>eventually, Grapesnake rolls attempts to kill the GMPC once again, but rolls 3 N20s
>Pharaoh rage quits and leaves
>Grapesnake boogies out of the room
>Ushi and Mimic leave after a few minutes of sulking
>The Wurm leaves after everyone else
>and after pocketing any and all food she can find

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:54:57 2014 No.12443767 >>12443750 No I want to stay up and browse 4chan.org

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:55:07 2014 No.12443768 >>12442964 Huh, A for effort, there's something really bugging me about this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:55:10 2014 No.12443769 >>12443763 Wurm would totally play as a chaotic evil something and then she tried to do "mean things" which end up being adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:55:57 2014 No.12443773 >>12443763 >GMPC Bitch deserved her whole campaign exploding in her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:56:25 2014 No.12443776 >>12443763 Now I want to see the Grapesnake Boogie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:56:27 2014 No.12443777 >>12443763 >and after pocketing any and all food she can find She knows how to play these fucking games.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:56:44 2014 No.12443778 >>12443768 Orientation of the tail is wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:57:00 2014 No.12443781 >>12443773 The Pharaoh does come of as someone who would make one. >>12443776 In picture of .gif form?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 08:58:09 2014 No.12443784 >>12443781 gif, preferably. >>12443777 Wurm is savvy.

>>	.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW Tue Sep 2 08:59:32 2014 No.12443787 >>12443776 >grapesnake boogieing out of the room.gif i can get behind this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:00:13 2014 No.12443788 new monster girl is absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:00:26 2014 No.12443789 >>12443787 Seriously? Alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:00:47 2014 No.12443790 >>12443763 >Ushi and Mimic leave >Wanna go get some Kentucky Fried Cockatrice? >sure... >>12443787 Good man.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:00:50 2014 No.12443791

>>12443763
Seems to me like the MGE setting itself is basically a D&D game run by the Chief God, where she just had heroes battle monsters endlessly in medieval fantasy world for her own amusement.
And then a succubus NPC somehow grabs her party leader and tries to take over the game from the inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:01:11 2014 No.12443792 >>12443788 Get out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:01:49 2014 No.12443794 >>12443791 The ai is learning. Shut it down now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:03:18 2014 No.12443799 >>12443792 "Let me lick your sweat and shit off the toilet" Nah you get out pervert Seriously though, that's too disgusting to be a fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:03:52 2014 No.12443800 >>12443787 This is the only way I can imagine Grapesnake Boogie. The lyrics only need to be shifted around a little bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05tQrhNMkA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:04:03 2014 No.12443802 well now that http://www.4chan.org/legal is a thing could KC now get his stuff (images/translations) removed from here if he wanted to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:04:26 2014 No.12443803 >>12443791 That is some clever thinking, but how could the demon lord ever possibly win then? I don't see how she could reach out of the game and effect the "real" world of the chief god from beyond the board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:05:07 2014 No.12443805 >>12443799 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:05:29 2014 No.12443807 >>12443790 >Ushi and Mimic eating KFC with sad expressions >Wurm is eating delicious SlimJims, Beaf Jerkey, Reece's PBCs, and downing it with a 2 liter of soda

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:05:47 2014 No.12443808 >>12443803 It's just like the whole deal with Satan in Devilman, God is ominpotent, so there's no point fighting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:06:17 2014 No.12443809 >>12443802 he could try, but then he would just lose another large portion of his fan base.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:06:59 2014 No.12443812 >>12443807 So who's house was it anyway? Everybody left...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:07:16 2014 No.12443813 >>12443809 >but then he would just lose another large portion of his fan base. he had no problem doing that to mgu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:07:20 2014 No.12443814 >>12443808 Which is why Paladins are so incredibly smart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:07:29 2014 No.12443815 >>12443802 He won't

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:07:58 2014 No.12443816 >>12443812 Pharaoh's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:08:22 2014 No.12443818 >>12443813 They were also sending him death threats apparently, so there is that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:09:01 2014 No.12443819

>>12443803
Well she does have that breaks-the-laws-of-physics-sex-power-up thing that allowed her and her Judas husbando to slap the CG down when she tried to stop them.
I just like this as a way to explain why the CG is so buttmad. If one of your own D&D characters suddenly gained self-awareness and started demanding that you should be dethroned from your tyrannical godhead as GM and IRL, you'd be pretty damn asspained.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:09:03 2014 No.12443820 >>12443812 >>12443816 No, it was Maeda's house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:10:24 2014 No.12443824 >>12443820 Who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:11:27 2014 No.12443825 >>12443824 ...you need to go watch Cromartie High School, right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:11:43 2014 No.12443826 >>12443802 > 4chan abiding by DCMA This... this is some sort of sick joke, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:12:22 2014 No.12443829 >>12443819 I would also be incredibly impressed and not use my bul shit OP powers as GM to insta kill them off. Rather I would make a game out of it by sending heroes to fight her, if only to prove that the GM cannot lose at their own game

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:12:34 2014 No.12443830 >>12443826 No. First the Eleveners shut down our torrent sites, and now this happens. The end is nigh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:12:38 2014 No.12443831 >>12443825 I haven't watched Cromartie High in a long time. I guess it's time I rewatched it again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:13:55 2014 No.12443832 >>12443829 >GM cannot lose at their own game Old Man Henderson would like a word with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:14:30 2014 No.12443833 >>12443830 It's a dark time for us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:14:59 2014 No.12443834 >>12443831 >has seen Cromartie >doesn't remember the son of the greatest anime MILF of all time Horrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:17:24 2014 No.12443835 >>12443834 It's coming back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:21:26 2014 No.12443841 File: 110 KB, 300x227, HoroScyll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443830 > completed Kyonyuu Fantasy VN downloads mere hours before the crash Thankyou Paizuri Gods. This stockpile shall sustain me through the lean times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:23:14 2014 No.12443845 >>12443841 How long do you think until we rebuild?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:23:17 2014 No.12443846 >>12442559 He sounds like Bill Clinton.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:23:29 2014 No.12443847 >>12443841 Lucky you. Though I wasn't really looking forwards to downloading anything until the new Mushishi episodes. Whatever will become of that, I wonder...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:24:44 2014 No.12443850 File: 349 KB, 1064x786, 1394447257991.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] could you handle a harem?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:25:16 2014 No.12443851 >>12443182 And then she'd either drag you into the cab with her or start coming to the bar alot more often, demanding to have her drinks served by you and you only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:25:27 2014 No.12443854 >>12443845 The LAW will prevent that. We just have to hope the zombie apocalypse happens. >>12443850 No but I wouldn't mind being passed around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:27:02 2014 No.12443859 >>12443850 Depends how many women and what species, I'd take on the 80 Holstaurus a guy mentioned from last thread, by the end of the week I will either be a god or dead but it will be fucking worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:28:50 2014 No.12443862 >>12443854 >Law will prevent that For now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:29:51 2014 No.12443864 >>12443862 You think that'll ever change?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:30:30 2014 No.12443865 >>12443864 Will what ever change?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:31:29 2014 No.12443869 >>12443865 >Law will prevent that >for now >think that'll ever change >will what ever change I wonder...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:33:19 2014 No.12443874 >>12443869 The law? I've been drinking for the past 7 hours, so try to be clear here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:34:29 2014 No.12443875 >>12443874 Would you out drink an oni?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:35:44 2014 No.12443882 File: 739 KB, 1073x1516, 1407175441230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443874 Don't get online if you're drunk. >>12443875 Here's the Oni in question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:44:42 2014 No.12443893 File: 221 KB, 432x488, 1405930910354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442559 this is amazing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:47:56 2014 No.12443895 >>12443875 In terms of speed? No. In terms of how much I can drink before going down? I can outdrink the Irish, Germans, AND the Indians, so probably.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:49:10 2014 No.12443899 >>12443895 I notice you didn't mention the Poles or the Finns. Good to see you're not too full of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:51:24 2014 No.12443901 >>12443899 Haven't tried drinking with them yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:52:32 2014 No.12443903 >>12443895 I want to challenge you to a drink off. Loser has to dress up as the winner's MG of choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:54:06 2014 No.12443905 >>12443903 That sounds like fun, post results.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:54:32 2014 No.12443906 >>12443903 Gettin pretty alpy in here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:54:49 2014 No.12443907 File: 14 KB, 103x163, reimuwut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442559

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:55:22 2014 No.12443908 >>12443906 ITS ONLY GAY IF YOU MAKE IT GAY JIM. Who is down for the contest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:55:25 2014 No.12443909 >>12443903 That sounds extremely gay. Like "gay chicken" gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:55:56 2014 No.12443910 >>12443906 W-what's wrong with Alps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:56:44 2014 No.12443912 do alps have dinguses or not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:58:33 2014 No.12443913 >>12443912 If dingus means penis, then in phase 1 they do, but then they lose it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:58:36 2014 No.12443914 >>12443909 so are you saying you are a pussy? Don't worry, you'll just have to be a succuslut if you lose. shake dat ass you naughty boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 09:59:00 2014 No.12443915 >>12443908 I don't drink and even if I could I doubt any of you could pull off a Holstaurus costume. >>12443910 Nothing other than the fact that their huge perverts. >>12443912 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:00:14 2014 No.12443918 >>12443913 is there anyway to keep them stuck in phase 1 then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:00:44 2014 No.12443919 >>12443914 I am not going to pay your game.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:01:06 2014 No.12443920

>>12443914
>shake dat ass you naughty boy
While I'm an abstainer, this competition is starting to appeal to me more.
>>12443915
>huge perverts
I know you are but what am I?
>>12443918
No demonic energy = no alpification. Phase 1 is basically just a gay guy though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:01:53 2014 No.12443922 >>12443920 damn so no traps or futa in the mge verse then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:02:38 2014 No.12443924 >>12443915 I'm sure someone here could pull off a holstaurus. Aren't there some female MG lovers? >>12443919 No balls. >>12443920 join in hun, I'll drink you all under the table.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:02:40 2014 No.12443925 >>12443922 Nope, because KC is lame like that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:04:41 2014 No.12443930

>>12443918
Maybe if that's the guy's fetish, though he would probably turn into an alp himself.
>>12443920
You're an alp that's about to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.
>>12443924
Yeah there are, I actually know a girl from school that reads EMG. Though she's a small asian girl so I don't think she'd be able to do it either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:05:09 2014 No.12443932 >>12443924 >female MG lovers Presumably LDR, and that's about all I know.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Sep 2 10:05:30 2014 No.12443934 File: 138 KB, 900x673, BwhmlYbCMAAimPg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:06:23 2014 No.12443936 >>12443934 Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:07:50 2014 No.12443938 File: 155 KB, 498x425, 1408667509338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443934 Good god.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:08:52 2014 No.12443942 >>12443934 So there is a god...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:09:16 2014 No.12443944 >>12443934 >All those D hairclips

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:11:46 2014 No.12443948 >>12443930 That is adorable. I wonder what compels women to like MGs? >>12443932 hmm... you thinking what I'm thinking? It includes lots and lots of turkey gravy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:13:10 2014 No.12443951 >>12443948 They want to know how to be more desirable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:13:30 2014 No.12443953 >>12443948 I think so Brain, but I don't know how to do a backwards somersault.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:17:59 2014 No.12443957

>>12443951
Well, they are most certainly on the correct track if-I-do-say-so-myself. That is assuming she doesn't want to become a futa kitty.

>>12443953
That's fine, we can work around it so it is only a somersault ending with a bow. Prepare your drinks lads, for tonight, someone will become an alp!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:19:18 2014 No.12443960 >>12443957 >someone will become an alp That's neat, but they have to be cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:22:08 2014 No.12443965 >>12443960 pretty sure by default alps are cute. the real deal breaker is if they are tsundere. >I- I didn't want you inside of me, but you made me do this! B-baka

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:23:58 2014 No.12443969
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If an Oni, Amazonian or Jinko showed interest in you, would you trust them not to turn abusive and violent?

Personally I don't think it would be a good idea. Human men like kittens compared to these girls, and they're the sort to use their fists in an argument.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:24:08 2014 No.12443970
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I just started watching Kemonozume recently and I have to recommend it now. It's a love story between a man and a woman, the latter of whom turns into a man eating Monster from certain triggers, one of which is becoming aroused. They still manage to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:24:48 2014 No.12443971 File: 1.38 MB, 1374x1753, Werewolfu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's too much gayness and alp sissyness in this thread. We need some edgy, true-doom murderwolves to balance this shit out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:25:50 2014 No.12443973 >>12443969 >ARE like kittens I hate missing out words.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:25:59 2014 No.12443974 >>12443970 that is waifu material

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:26:36 2014 No.12443975 >>12443965 We're talking about the drinking contest, where a loser will apparently have to dress as an Alp. Hence why I'm worried.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:27:01 2014 No.12443976 >>12443969 jinko maybe, oni it depends on personality, amazon no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:27:20 2014 No.12443978 >>12443934 Pick a snakefu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:28:13 2014 No.12443979 >>12443971 Muh dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:28:31 2014 No.12443981 >>12443975 you misunderstand, anyone who dresses as an alp will be cute. I would request the highest of fives followed by the alps special: a back massage. You?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:28:46 2014 No.12443983 >>12443969 >If an Oni, Amazonian or Jinko showed interest in you, would you trust them not to turn abusive and violent? No, I wouldn't want to risk it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:29:33 2014 No.12443987 Last time I'll post this. http://strawpoll.me/2472930

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:29:47 2014 No.12443988 >>12443981 But... how do you turn someone who's a little on the lumberjack side into a cute Alp?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Sep 2 10:29:59 2014 No.12443989 File: 43 KB, 180x180, 00002014090202tan180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Sep 2 10:31:30 2014 No.12443992 File: 85 KB, 627x252, 45635689wo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:31:44 2014 No.12443995
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>you will never be flat mates with a nerdy catgirl
>you'll never have her gush at you over how much she loved the latest episode of Doctor Who or The Walking Dead when you're trying to cook dinner
>you'll never drive her into some excitable rampage around the house because you put catnip everywhere as a joke
>you'll never wake up the next morning to find that she's broken into your room and is curled up asleep on top of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:32:23 2014 No.12443997 >>12443992 Holy fuck what is the meaning of this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:32:24 2014 No.12443998 >>12443988 cute clothing, shaved body, and a voice changer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:33:11 2014 No.12443999 File: 204 KB, 611x841, 1409197534922.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443992 >Miia and Rachne pressing their breasts together

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:33:27 2014 No.12444000 >>12443995 >nerdy >dr. who, walking dead She sounds like a shit tumblr girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:34:39 2014 No.12444005 >>12442666

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:34:52 2014 No.12444006 >>12444000 What counts as nerdy, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:36:50 2014 No.12444010 >>12443995 >nerdy >dr. who or the walking dead What's next, saying she's nerdy because she read a book or played marios once?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:37:27 2014 No.12444012

>>12443995
>Not gushing with her while watching both of those amazing shows
>Not putting catnip in her dinner
>Not 'accidentally' leaving your door unlocked every night
>Not marrying her and having several litters of kittens.
Come on man. Actually dammit I made myself sad.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:37:30 2014 No.12444013

>>12444000

I should have put nerdy in quotation marks. Point remains, even if she's tumblr level, its still a fucking catgirl

also fuck you Doctor Who is actually pretty good if you ignore the retarded fangirls that Matt Smith and David Tennant dumped onto the show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:38:15 2014 No.12444016 >>12444006 apparently if it's too accepted it apparently loses nerdiness... which doesn't make sense since Star Wars has long been a nerd related subject and is one of the most successful franchises ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:38:22 2014 No.12444017 >>12444010 Also The Big Bang Theory, because only super smart people get it. Captcha: ALPINE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:38:41 2014 No.12444019 >>12443992 >Curling her tail around like that Miia wants the spiderdick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:39:33 2014 No.12444024 >>12444016 >Star Wars Eww. >>12444019 Of course she does, she's a filthy slut and Darling is too good for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:39:57 2014 No.12444025 >>12444006 Monster girls >>12444013 >ignoring autism This is true, I could live with a cat girl even if she was tumblr tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:40:13 2014 No.12444026 >>12444024 Nigga you just said ew to Star Wars. You are the gayest of shits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:40:25 2014 No.12444028 File: 1.90 MB, 1399x945, 8HNZAT2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that while Deruella and the other Lilim are indeed a shit, never actually tell them this to their faces.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:41:51 2014 No.12444032 >>12444028 Or what? KC will get sand in his boypussy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:41:52 2014 No.12444033 >>12444026 >you're a gay little shit if you don't like Jar Jar Binks, Chewbacca and C-3PO the gaybot Whatever. Star Wars a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:43:07 2014 No.12444038 >>12444017 oh come on man, too far. Never bring up that show unless someone ELSE brings it up

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:43:10 2014 No.12444039 >>12444033 Hipster shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:45:57 2014 No.12444049 File: 9 KB, 139x160, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443934 Oh...O-Oh, dear! When did THIS happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:46:10 2014 No.12444050 >>12444039 >hipster shit Fanboy wanker. See what compelling arguments we have? Star Wars is shit to me. You can like it as much as you want, but it will remain shit to me.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:47:25 2014 No.12444054
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>>12444013
I'd rather a fluffy werecat than a catgirl.

While she'd be good for a fuck or two, that wouldn't be someone I could have a relationship with. Maybe she could be changed, who knows. I guess the point is women with such vapid interests tend to be extremely uninteresting and have awful personalities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:47:44 2014 No.12444057 >>12444006 it use to be a nerd was someone who was so obsessed with an esoteric hobby he became a social pariah

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:48:08 2014 No.12444059 >>12443851 Either option is good,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:48:29 2014 No.12444060 >>12444050 If you don't like it then you shouldn't have said you hated it in the first place when you clearly would have known shit like this would have happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:48:30 2014 No.12444062 >>12444054 siberian tiger girl? Is this a new fetish? Yes it is penis, yes it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:49:03 2014 No.12444064 >>12444050 I just brought up Star Wars to illustrate a point. It's a mainstream popular franchise but is also considered a nerd touchstone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:49:45 2014 No.12444068 >>12444060 >shit like this Some fanboy wanker telling me I'm not allowed dislike it? That happens with everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:50:38 2014 No.12444073 >>12444062 >siberian tiger girl Would she talk in a russian accent?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:50:53 2014 No.12444075 >>12444062 Siberian Tiger Balalaika when? Hey Less, when you're done with the Grapesnake Boogie, how about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:51:51 2014 No.12444082 >>12444068 Then stop having such shit opinions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:53:25 2014 No.12444085 >>12444082 Classy. As expected of someone who likes Jar Jar Binks and Chewbacca. I'm done, please be done too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:53:26 2014 No.12444086 >>12444075 I'm kind of surprised that Less would use my ideas twice in a row.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:53:40 2014 No.12444087 File: 461 KB, 800x1005, 1406519281875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444062 >>12444073 Don't forget to make her eat her veggies

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:54:17 2014 No.12444089 >>12444085 Top lel.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:54:48 2014 No.12444092

Fuck, I've opened a huge can of worms now.

Lets all go back to discussing why Deruella sucks.

I'll start: her fucking over that entire kingdom in fallen maidens. Dear holy shit, forcing everyone in the kingdom to be a monster or marry one? That's just bad guy behaviour right there, regardless of intentions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:55:14 2014 No.12444093 >>12444087 Do you have any more pics of her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:55:32 2014 No.12444095 >>12444073 >>12444075 Yes, and it would be incredibly sexy. Her purrs would cause my boner to bonify immediately >>12444087 This is lewd. i like it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:56:06 2014 No.12444099 >>12444092 Well yeah all succubi are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:56:31 2014 No.12444100 >>12444095 But can she make Blitzes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:56:46 2014 No.12444102 >>12444095 There is nothing lewd about broccoli, you sicko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:57:40 2014 No.12444105 >>12444100 yes, because that would be cute >>12444102 sticking fingers into sexy russian siberian tiger girls is lewd

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 10:59:38 2014 No.12444108
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>>12444093
Those two are the only ones I know of.

Would you fuck a werecat/catgirl who had the intelligence of an actual cat?
Instead of "I just shagged a cow, maybe I'm a pervert" It's "I just shagged a cat."

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:00:18 2014 No.12444110
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>>12444099

Not all of them. What about that nice one who cast aside her lust to fight alongside the Paladins? She even had her horns cut off and wings torn.

I know it would never be official canon, but I loved that greentext so much that its now my own headcanon.
After all, if humans can go monster, why can't some monsters decide that humans are worth fighting for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:00:43 2014 No.12444111 >>12444108 Of course I would. That would be some wild fucking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:00:51 2014 No.12444112 >>12444108 I don't know. I can't fuck anything that would annoy the hell out of me when I'm trying to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:01:56 2014 No.12444114 File: 478 KB, 408x580, Echidna01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444108 That would be like fucking a retard, though. I know we're all horny bastards here, but would we really stoop to that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:02:25 2014 No.12444115 >>12444108 disgustingly cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:02:57 2014 No.12444117 >>12444114 >cats are retards You've never had a cat before, then? They can problem-solve. They can deduce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:03:22 2014 No.12444123 >>12444114 That smile of her's is so beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:04:39 2014 No.12444126 File: 100 KB, 436x545, 1405785475245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444112 >Try to sleep >She's constantly presenting herself to you and grinding her sticky, puffy, drooling cunt in your face >>12444114 They're not retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:05:51 2014 No.12444131 >>12444117 I do have a cat, and love it. But if a person had a cat's brain they would probably appear to be retarded in their actions and lack of verbal ability. >>12444123 I know, too bad I posted the wrong image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:07:30 2014 No.12444135 >>12444126 >trying to sleep >catgirl feels horny at 2 AM >starts kneading on your bare body with her needle sharp claws Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:07:57 2014 No.12444137 >>12444114 New KC Echidna is so lovely, it's a shame that none of us here would be man enough for her though. She's one of the few monster girls who would be all over the Chad McThunderton types instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:08:45 2014 No.12444140 >>12444137 >we're all skinny nerds like you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:10:26 2014 No.12444146 File: 864 KB, 716x872, Druella.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444099 but how could someone this cute hurt anyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:10:59 2014 No.12444147 >>12444140 I fucking saw it coming. Here come the internet tough guys. You know what I mean, though. Raw strength won't just cut it, you need the skills of an RPG hero for them to be interested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:11:34 2014 No.12444152 >>12444146 By throwing dakis at them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:11:51 2014 No.12444153 >>12444137 So apparently, Echidna can disguise herself as a human at will. So I guess that whole thigh sex with a lamia thing is technically possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:12:17 2014 No.12444155 >>12444147 >some of us aren't actual heroes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:13:14 2014 No.12444160 >>12444155 I know right? There's fucking NPCs here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:13:19 2014 No.12444161 File: 704 KB, 850x792, 1405482129168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443045 Always praise the Sun

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:14:11 2014 No.12444165 >>12444152 i'd rather she throw herself at me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:15:40 2014 No.12444171 >>12444161 Get this piece of trash monster out of my site.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:15:45 2014 No.12444172

>>12444146

Get a fucking husband and stop ruining our towns you demon whore.

I swear Deruella would become ten times more likeable if she chilled out like Mari. Ok, the recent art shows her attacking some guy but he probably had to REALLY piss her off for that to happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:16:30 2014 No.12444176 File: 142 KB, 553x704, 1407862862730.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443115 Chupa Chan is lovable

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:19:08 2014 No.12444190 >>12444108 If you had a litter of kittens with a catgirl, would future generations of cat girls start to gain human intelligence?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:21:18 2014 No.12444195 File: 736 KB, 800x960, 1397594693049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, this is where the monster girls thread went.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:23:48 2014 No.12444205
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>>12444190
That would imply they had reproduced with catboys before. And such things don't exist, do they? Because that might result in gayness.
>>12444195
Yes, in the Before Times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:24:53 2014 No.12444210 >>12444195 Now I have a navel fetish

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:25:51 2014 No.12444215 >>12444205 >liking catboys makes you gay It just makes you catboysexual

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:25:55 2014 No.12444218 >>12444205 >Less isn't a cat boy. Is this a shit joke?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:26:41 2014 No.12444221 File: 729 KB, 707x1000, 1398289947506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444210 Stop that anon, it,s lewd.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:27:21 2014 No.12444224

>>12444195

Yeah, it's actually better here, surprisingly. The autistic shitposter is gone, faggots shitting up the place get kicked out at a decent speed, and the writefags are still updating at a nice pace. The drawfags also seem to be around, so it's nice.

The downside is that the threads last forever, and 300 images is a rather small limit for threads that reach around 2000 posts a time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:27:24 2014 No.12444225 >>12444215 That's good to know, I always though catboys just work better than catgirls. They're the only species though. >>12444218 He is? Hey Less, do a portrait of yourself as a kitten!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:29:08 2014 No.12444234 File: 150 KB, 421x337, 1402462564504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443934 Miia's sisters will came with mom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:29:55 2014 No.12444237 >>12444225 .less drawing any portrait of himself would need to include him taking it up the ass from a cat dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:30:45 2014 No.12444239 >>12444234 >No! My man, get your own! >Moom! Miia won't share! >share your toy with your sister dear Like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:31:10 2014 No.12444243 File: 479 KB, 750x968, Holo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444195 >That feel when hisahiko, one of my favorite artist is now only drawing ship sluts The suffering. >>12444224 /jp/ seems to be very slow to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:31:18 2014 No.12444244 >>12444221 >erection intensifying pls no more

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:33:04 2014 No.12444247 File: 2.11 MB, 1568x2000, 44770805.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444243 Most of the good MG artists have jumped on the kancolle bandwagon. Feels bad, man.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:33:48 2014 No.12444252

>>12444243

I depends on the time of day. We lost quite a few people in the move, but most of those were just around to start arguments and shitpost anyway. The important things are that we finally got our haven, and the write/drawfags followed us here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:36:49 2014 No.12444262 >>12444239 Would be nice. And reminder to let all doors unlocked in full moon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:37:26 2014 No.12444264 >>12444252 Dan has died Loen has died Monorus has died There's no way to attract random passersby through the catalog and shit. We're going to slowly lose people until there's nothing left.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:37:31 2014 No.12444265

>Living with tumblr level catgirl
>Always screeching at you about privilege and stuff like that
>One day get sick of it and tell her off good and proper
>She accuses you of rape
>Initial panics quickly subsides when everyone, even the police look at her like she has two heads because how the fuck can you rape a monster girl? They're stronger and faster than normal humans and are basically walking rapemachines themselves
>Emboldened by your newly realized free pass, you actually rape her
>Her mouth says now but her body says yes and she goes into heat
>Her hatred and disgust rapidly melts away, leaving only lust
>She catches herself calling you husband by accident a few times
>You end up with a few daughters and a doting and loyal wife who ended up just needing the social justice fucked out of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:37:45 2014 No.12444266 >>12444252 >drawfags .less, mostly. Crayon is back, though and that makes me happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:38:36 2014 No.12444270 >>12444264 But how did anyone get here in the first place? I'm sure new ones will come along.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:38:41 2014 No.12444271 >>12444264 you have gained me, and that is all that matters

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:40:04 2014 No.12444274 >>12444271 who are you? Who? Who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:40:06 2014 No.12444275 >>12444252 >the time between your favorite writefag's updates increases after every new chapter >it gets to the point where you suspect that they may have given up entirely This is true suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:40:26 2014 No.12444277 >>12444265 10/10 proper good end to that story. This is how we should deal with all SJW >Rape the social justice out of them

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:41:10 2014 No.12444280

>>12444270
Because /a/ is a very, very active board. Think of how many lurkers and drawfags and writefags and other people just casually look through the /a/ catalog. They see 'monster girls' and wonder what that's all about. Now they have a new fetish and join the little 'community.'

Here, on /jp/? I dunno. I think we may have roped in one or two natives (about half the existing population), but other than that, how much random 'foot traffic' does /jp/ get?

>>12444275
Who is that, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:41:30 2014 No.12444282 >>12444274 a faggot named Matt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:42:03 2014 No.12444283 >>12444265 Now THIS I can get behind Well done anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:42:08 2014 No.12444284 >>12444282 Have you drawn anything I might have seen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:42:15 2014 No.12444286 >>12444264 Do we have any proof of this? I'm especially hoping Monorus is still around, and that you're just a pessimist...

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:43:43 2014 No.12444291

>>12444277
But who would put it in a SJW? I mean, they become that way precisely because no one will.
>>12444280
>how I ended up in /mgg/
That's... well put. Only it's missing the fact I was lured here because Rachnee was the OP picture. Love at first sight man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:44:05 2014 No.12444294 >>12444286 When was the last time you saw anything drawn by them in these threads? Monorus still draws stuff in /v/ and /a/, but he hasn't been around the MG threads in forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:44:08 2014 No.12444295 >>12444280 Numerous writefags, really. There seem to be some new(ish) ones around too, and some of them are fairly good, but its always sad when your favourites appear to fade away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:44:26 2014 No.12444297 >>12444286 Monorus died because of Vivian OC cancer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:45:02 2014 No.12444298 >>12444291 I would if they weren't disgustingly ugly. the reason the cat girl got the dick was because she was a cat girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:45:28 2014 No.12444299 >>12444294 Monorus hasn't been on those boards' threads for a while anon

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:46:36 2014 No.12444304

>>12444280

I got roped into these threads about two months before they were banished here. I feel like I have a small part of the blame for this, considering I was behind many of the greentext stories near the end. But in my defense I actually thought they were fun and weren't harming anyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:48:07 2014 No.12444309 File: 460 KB, 1500x1500, 37876629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW i can actually post Touhous without getting the usual >GTFO to /jp/ posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:48:09 2014 No.12444310 >>12443934 So the rugs do match the drapes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:49:09 2014 No.12444314 >>12444309 get your touhou shit off the monster girl thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:50:03 2014 No.12444316 >>12444309 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:50:09 2014 No.12444317 >>12444309 I can't remember touhous ever being not welcome in /mgg/

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:50:58 2014 No.12444321
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Aren't Spider Girls wonderful? The long awaited Rachnee cover has made me think a lot about those webby wonders. Have a cute spider, on the house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:51:33 2014 No.12444323 File: 744 KB, 500x1690, 1396580540090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444314 She's the cutest spirit of contradiction and perversity ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:51:55 2014 No.12444324 >>12444309 >667x1000 only monstergirl touhous allowed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:52:04 2014 No.12444325 >>12444321 SPIDERS! PUNCH EM!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:52:50 2014 No.12444327 >>12444321 Aww, you snuck up on her when she was all indecent...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:53:06 2014 No.12444330 File: 2.38 MB, 1982x1500, e308bb8fb4c4a239651a4282d4f2ee81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444314 Don't you want to howl at the moon with best newhu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:53:34 2014 No.12444332 >>12444321 The skulls are concerning me, but I think she's a cutie

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:54:50 2014 No.12444334 >>12444330 nah, rather fuck her until her eyes roll into the back of her head and droll slides down her chin

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:54:52 2014 No.12444335 >>12444332 They're the skulls of the various men who cheated on her, as well as their bitches. You'd never do anything like that though, so no need to worry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:54:53 2014 No.12444336 >>12444321 Oooh I like this picture very much

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:56:01 2014 No.12444341 >>12444332 That? Don't worry, that's just what happens to the men who won't lick her spinneret.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:57:13 2014 No.12444347
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>>12444321
You wouldn't a spider.
http://exhentai.org/g/734591/f02d4138b9/

>>12444324
The Youkai Touhous most likely use their human form to lure humans.

>Gensokyo youkai tend to live within the wilderness, far away from human settlements. Normal youkai seem to behave like wild animals, attacking humans within their territory on sight. Exceptional youkai are less common, but they often enjoy speaking to humans, and are much stronger than an ordinary Gensokyo human, one on one. These youkai are almost always humanoid in appearance, and can be quite unpredictable; friendly one moment, hostile the next. The majority of youkai appear to be human-shaped.

>In addition, most outsiders do not realize youkai are youkai, with the exception of ghosts. This is possibly because most ghosts tend to not be as anthropomorphic as many of Gensokyo's youkai. The implication would be that to an outsider, a youkai looks just like a human with a funny hat or animal ears.

>Unfortunately, these two factors results in many outsiders that end up in Gensokyo being eaten by youkai. Sometimes immediately, or sometimes after the youkai lose interest in them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:58:33 2014 No.12444351 File: 525 KB, 1280x917, 1bed37c5f80eaa96bc7a325d0cc1dc23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444171 Are you that buttchomp who hates brown and praises Ilias? Because if you are: Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:58:42 2014 No.12444352 File: 29 KB, 475x352, Ushi Oni mail service.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, I got some package in the mail today. It's kind of weird, I never ordered anything but it's clearly addressed to me...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:59:33 2014 No.12444355 >>12444351 Maybe i am Also I had pizza last night, bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 11:59:40 2014 No.12444356 >>12444347 I said monstergirl not youkai

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:00:46 2014 No.12444360 >>12444352 I wouldn't worry about that, Ushi Oni Rape is usually about 1000 pounds. That's probably, like 2/3 of Baphomet rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:00:54 2014 No.12444361 >>12444352 Open it with your dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:02:31 2014 No.12444368 >>12443914 Can i lose on purpose ? i dont like alchohol

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:03:31 2014 No.12444372 >>12444368 yes you sexy man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:04:00 2014 No.12444375 >>12444341 Does she spray webs into their mouths too?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:04:29 2014 No.12444377
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>>12444356
Youkai are Japanese folklore monsters, like onis, tengus, kasha, yamabiko, nekomata, kitsune, kappa etc.

I think all of them are monster girls.

The only Touhous that are not monster girls are the human ones, the goddesses and the hermits / celestials.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:06:15 2014 No.12444381 >>12444205 >>12444215 >>12444218 >>12444225 >tfw remembering the times on /tg/ where rampant half-fae catboy shitposting was rampant

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:07:35 2014 No.12444387 >>12444381 it was less drawing pictures of himself and his family

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:09:31 2014 No.12444393

>>12444375
She uses it as an excuse to seal their lips. They can still breathe through their nose of course, but can't speak anything but muffled moans. Then she ties them up, almost crucified, on an enormous, wall spanning web.
Then... well, let's just say she has her fill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:09:40 2014 No.12444395 >>12444372 I dont think i should post my butt though. this is a christian image board after all

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:09:52 2014 No.12444396

>>12444264
monorus is really busy with things
loen is busy with life things as he said he'd be (he has stopped by a few threads not long ago around when we moved to jp i believe)
idk about dan, he probably ded

>>12444297
i guess you can say that, he's backed up with commissions though...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:13:42 2014 No.12444404 >>12444395 it's ok if you dress up as a monster girl. Which one do you like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:15:28 2014 No.12444410 File: 591 KB, 1200x1697, 1406767805298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you help your werewolfu shave? Or would you let her grow it out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:16:16 2014 No.12444412 >>12444410 Could you explain your image?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:16:22 2014 No.12444413 >>12444410 I'd let her grow it out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:17:22 2014 No.12444416 >>12443854 law doesn't prevent living with, and or having multiple relationships, just the marriage. Your only concern would be if there is common law marriage where you live.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:17:30 2014 No.12444417 >>12444404 Well shit, not that guy but I have an armor fetish, so perhaps Valkyrie or Dullahan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:18:44 2014 No.12444420 >>12444416 >marriage Those posts were talking about internet piracy, anon.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:18:53 2014 No.12444421
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I'm running a tabletop rpg about adventuring across a monster girl filled world to go beat up that big slut monster lord.

It'll be light hearted and funny with some moments of heated action and burning blood. If you're interested in playing something where you'll spill some honey and spend the next 20 minutes running away from a Grizzly girl screaming you can hit me up with an email or respond to this post.

Make sure you don't have any dignity because I sure don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:19:43 2014 No.12444425 File: 786 KB, 1000x1000, Shaving the wolfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444410 >>12444412 Kagerou (the werewolfu) complain in the game that she gets so hairy during full moon that she have to shave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:20:45 2014 No.12444427 >>12444417 Do it, it will be sexy and I will fap to it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:20:58 2014 No.12444428 >>12444425 >no arm or armpit hair 6/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:21:58 2014 No.12444430 >>12444427 Ain't exactly in the state of physical fitness and don't have time to make a cosplay

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:22:13 2014 No.12444431 File: 579 KB, 750x1000, 44769600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444428 What about them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:22:24 2014 No.12444433 >>12444410 I guess it'd depend on wherever I wanted fluffy hugs or smooth skin at the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:23:54 2014 No.12444437 File: 84 KB, 1280x720, jojo smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444431 Now this gets my 10/10 whips out dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:26:28 2014 No.12444440 File: 215 KB, 1280x1280, 23f122089a89abd11a0cad02edf742f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444437 Be careful of what you wish for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:26:35 2014 No.12444441 File: 112 KB, 196x340, This_Is_Relevant_To_My_Interests.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444421

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:27:12 2014 No.12444444 File: 444 KB, 526x666, yes sir, i have the president.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444421 I can attest to it, this guy does not have any dignity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:27:14 2014 No.12444445 >>12444430 >not being fit casul. do it anyways

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:27:28 2014 No.12444448 >>12444427 2 problems though. i have no mg clothes lying around. and the camera of my mobile phone is very shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:28:37 2014 No.12444452 >>12444448 2 solutions 1. make them. 2. go to best buy or whatever and get a $10 computer camera.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:29:39 2014 No.12444455 >>12444421 I'm in

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:30:25 2014 No.12444456 >>12444440 I don't need to be careful, I have a fluffy Kagerou.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:30:34 2014 No.12444457 File: 104 KB, 506x666, bfVDO[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444421 >>12444441 >>12444455 downystram@gmail.com Forgot email like a big dumb baby.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:34:09 2014 No.12444466
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>>12444456
The best part of wolfcunt is that it can milk you to orgasm simply by sliding in.

While it's easy for her to make you cum over and over, how would you pleasure your werewolfu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:38:08 2014 No.12444476 File: 110 KB, 701x620, 1406672359992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444466 The best newhu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:40:22 2014 No.12444480 >>12444421 What rule system are you thinking of using?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:43:06 2014 No.12444485 [SPOILER]

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>>12444466
>how would you pleasure your werewolfu?

With enthusiasm.
Nibbling on her ears, stroking and petting her head, playing with the base of her tail, nuzzling her neck, eskimo kisses, and tongue biting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:43:07 2014 No.12444486 File: 23 KB, 500x498, Teasing Priscilla.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444466 >how I attack her weak point for massive damage.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:43:15 2014 No.12444487
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>>12444480
FATE because it's easy and you can focus more on the roleplaying than the rollplaying.

I'll have a doc with char creation and game info and everything ready for the people who contact me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:45:02 2014 No.12444491 >>12444444 Holy shit look at all those 4s

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:49:40 2014 No.12444503 File: 552 KB, 640x480, Skibanki 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444476 DDC brought in a lot of quality newhus. http://youtu.be/0smPNpVHOH8

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:53:28 2014 No.12444513 >>12444377 >Youkai are Japanese folklore monsters, like onis, tengus, kasha, yamabiko, nekomata, kitsune, kappa etc. yeah but in the touhouverse most of them are essinitally human looking , you wouldn't call nitori a monstergirl for instance

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:54:25 2014 No.12444519 >>12444513 No, i would call her a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:56:36 2014 No.12444525 >>12444487 is that the same system that has a whole table dedicated to how far your anus can stretch during buttsecks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:57:01 2014 No.12444529 File: 256 KB, 1080x1920, 5e7162d0221e74fb4e2a6148c9d05bd2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444503 Kagerou is best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23bGDZx2OPU >>12444525 That's FATAL

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:57:32 2014 No.12444531 >>12444525 That's FATAL and we don't talk about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:57:43 2014 No.12444532 File: 126 KB, 850x850, alraune yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444513 So modified monster girl touhous would be ok?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:58:30 2014 No.12444536

So I'm continuing to develop my modern Monster Girl Privateers fighting Pirates and I found a couple of interesting things.
1. The Type 025 Torpedo boat, built for the Chinese Navy in the 60's but also used by Romanian Navy.
2. The căpcăun, a monster from Romanian lore, basically an ogre that has some dog like features and they kidnap people.
The yet to be determined crew along with our presumed dead US Navy petty officer sail the Mediterranean, the Black Sea, and the Horn of Africa fucking up monster Girl pirate crews who kidnap and rape merchant and navy sailors. Their income derives from
1. Security contracts from shipping companies who don't want their sailors kidnapped by rapey monstergirls
2. Government money from slush funds to pay for bounties on dangerous, rapey monstergirl pirates
3. Smuggling and general shady shit.
Because there are a few former Soviet countries with ports, I would imagine you could find anything you need in ports like Split, Portul Costan a, Pula, some North African countries as well. Any suggestions, comments, concerns, complaints?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:58:43 2014 No.12444537 >>12444525 What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 12:59:22 2014 No.12444540 >>12444537 Yes, ass circumference is an actual stat in FATAL.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:00:13 2014 No.12444542 >>12444487 How will you be playing, with voice chat or written text?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:00:55 2014 No.12444545 >>12444536 Will the MCs be moralfags, or moralfags in disguise, i.e. "jerk with a heart of gold", or will they ACTUALLY be in it for the money?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:01:26 2014 No.12444546 >>12444542 Written text over IRC. Nice and simple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:04:05 2014 No.12444551 File: 367 KB, 849x1200, 756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My Touhou pictures folder is 14 gigs My monster girls folder is only 145 megs. Someone send me help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:05:29 2014 No.12444557 File: 716 KB, 1075x1500, 1393147760653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444551 Here's a tree hugging Elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:06:08 2014 No.12444560 File: 131 KB, 588x566, 1a88bc561366699e42031e425b74cb40bf86b72c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444551 Binsnail incoming

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:06:48 2014 No.12444562 >>12444557 Elves are good for raping and hugging trees >>12444560 That's cute, niggah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:07:16 2014 No.12444563 >>12444560 Why does she look like Tomoko?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:07:19 2014 No.12444564

>>12444545
It's still in development. The MC is basically me, when I was a third class in the Navy, and I fucking hated it. I hate actual pirates, and the idea of going around the sea, fucking up pirates for money, gives me a raging boner. So I don't see a lot of moralfaggotry involved, but the MC is pretty surprised about the whole "Monstergirls existing" If you asked me if I would re join the Navy to get paid to kill pirates from an old Torpedo boat, I'd jump at the chance. Being surrounded by hot monstergirls is pretty great too. the only problem is this would be fairly episodic, I don't have a story arc planned, it's just formulating in my head now. I also hate harems, so I guess I'd have to pick one monsterwaifu out of the bunch fairly quick. Or none at all. The MC wouldn't balk at carrying a gun like, say Rock, but he won't start manipulating lives either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:07:43 2014 No.12444565 File: 108 KB, 850x637, 1306051467359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444557 >Elf doing elf things instead of being raped I didn't know such pictures even existed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:08:09 2014 No.12444567 >>12444536 I'd like to see a MC who just loves the thrill of the hunt and/or thrill of the counter-rape of baddie mgs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:08:59 2014 No.12444570 >>12444563 Because it would be Tomoko's style to live in a trash bin.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:09:58 2014 No.12444571
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One day your daughteru comes home from school all giggly and full of smiles. Because she trusts you, she admits that she's so happy because a boy asked her out.

She's still a young girl, 12 or 13, and only has a passing knowledge of romance and sex.

What do you say to her? Any words of wisdom, or do you let her do her own thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:10:05 2014 No.12444572 >>12444560 nigga she kawaii

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:10:27 2014 No.12444574 >>12444567 >Thrill of the hunt definitely. It would be an adrenaline rush unlike any other he'd have had in the Navy. Better than plugging some strange in a fan room onboard the ship, better than getting shithammered in port.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:10:46 2014 No.12444577 File: 197 KB, 735x963, 1393318651325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444565 >What is "rape"? >>12444564 >I hate pirates >no moralfaggotry involved Think about it a little harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:11:04 2014 No.12444578 >Wolves need their prey to run before they begin hunting, not sure why, something about the stimulus. >in order to survive a werewolf, all you'd need to do is stand still to confuse and bore her. Checkmate, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:11:51 2014 No.12444581 File: 32 KB, 750x750, Jeff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444571 > What do you say to her? DENIED

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:12:10 2014 No.12444582 >>12444571 How the fuck am I supposed to know? That's quite possibly the most alien possible scenario I can imagine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:13:47 2014 No.12444584 >>12444571 Tell her not to use her fire breath on him. Boys are not food.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:14:14 2014 No.12444586

>>12444577
>for money

Just because you hate something/someone doesn't make you a moralfag. It takes the backing of morals behind your actions that make it moralfaggotry.

If he's being a seaborne mercenary to burn and pillage the pirates for profit, it would be technically immoral because he's still killing for profit, with hatred backing his actions

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:15:33 2014 No.12444590 >>12444577 Just because the main character isn't kidnapping people doesn't mean he's a moralfag. Like >>12444586 says, mercenaries guided by hate and profit aren't moralfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:17:04 2014 No.12444596 >>12444578 You've given me the idea to rewrite Bob's Big Bad Wolf story from the point where the Direwolf goads the MC into running away. I'd do it too, if I actually acted on every stupid idea I came up with.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:17:50 2014 No.12444599

>>12444586
I was under the impression that the author, when he said
>the MC is basically me
Also meant it, and that the
>I hate pirates
and
>I'd jump at the chance
were included in this. Unless his hatred for pirates ISN'T based on them him thinking that what pirates do is unethical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:19:28 2014 No.12444605 >>12444596 That would be the most boring story imaginable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:20:05 2014 No.12444607 >>12444596 It's certainly some interesting info. Maybe the next story I write will involve a wolfgirl and that kind of situation. I doubt it because my current writefaggotry sucks so hard that it's draining my desire to make anything after it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:20:35 2014 No.12444609 File: 298 KB, 727x650, Elf&Orc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444565 Why aren't there more stories where loud, dangerous Ogres/Orcs are actually bros with Elves instead of raping them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:21:33 2014 No.12444612 File: 51 KB, 512x343, GLORIOUSMILK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443936 >Indiana Jones >Pursued by all-lamia harem. My God man, why hasn't this been done?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:22:24 2014 No.12444614 >>12444612 Because Harrison Ford is so old he'd die if he tried to do it with just one Lamia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:22:27 2014 No.12444615 >>12444605 Exactly. It basically ends with the main character walking home, getting drunk and crying himself to sleep because of his crippling loneliness and need for love. Hey, I write what I know. Wubalubadubdub.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:23:19 2014 No.12444617 >>12444612 It was briefly mentioned once before. Ending up in a cage full of Ara Ara and Loli Grapesnakes as a child.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:23:41 2014 No.12444618

>>12444599
Basically our GM buddy hates pirates, not because of the pirates actions being unethical, but rather he simply hates being endangered by pirates dicking around when he's working as a seaman. He just wants to self insert as a mercenary with a harem of monstergirls fucking up pirates because, yeah, fuck the pirates as they're a bunch of cunts, not because he thinks raiding and looting ships is immoral and the pirates must be punished for it

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:24:34 2014 No.12444620 >>12444615 Why would there be crippling loneliness? Sounds like the dude was simply slumming it and got more than what he ever imagined.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:24:38 2014 No.12444621 [DELETED]

>>12444599
When I was on my last deployment, Somali pirates took 4 retired Americans hostage in the Gulf of Aden. They flew out SEALs to the carrier I was on, and after some ineffectual hostage negotiations, the pirates killed all four Americans execution style. The SEALs moved in and wasted 4 of the pirates, and took the rest into custody. Fuck those pieces of shit. In the story, the ship the MC is on will run aground because of kidnappy, rapey harpies and sirens singing, killing or enslaving all of the MCs buddies and nearly drowning him. When he's rescued by (insert aquatic Monstergirl here), he's brought to the boat, and after some stuff happens ( I don't know what yet) he's offered a position on the crew. He's given the chance to kill the same kind of people that took/drowned his friends and will get paid to do it. vengeance is a pretty good motivator, I think, and money's not bad either.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:27:41 2014 No.12444626 [DELETED]

>>12444621
>fuck those pieces of shit
Yes, I get it, you hate them. I was under the impression your hate was based on you thinking piracy is immoral. Is it? You told me something that happened, but that doesn't really open it up. And it's not revenge if you're taking it out on others than the ones who wronged you, that's just... dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:28:10 2014 No.12444628 >>12444621 >not killing all the pirates. Was there any reason for leaving those cunts alive? 100% casualty rate when the army are involved would be a fantastic incentive to not be a pirate in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:30:40 2014 No.12444634 >>12444628 Yes, because people become pirates for the fun of it and killing them solves this problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:32:26 2014 No.12444641 >>12444634 Yes, I know they're desperate people, but they might think again when yet another ship full of pirates is reported on the news as sunk with no survivors.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:33:05 2014 No.12444642

>>12444628
I don't know, they surrendered after some of them got killed. They stood trial in Norfolk for piracy and murder, and are currently eating and living better in prison than they ever did in Somalia.
>>12444626
I don't know, maybe you're right. I hadn't really thought out the character motivations other than money and Fuck pirates, and was mainly working on a cast and setting. Asking me if the character is a moralfag was not something I expected, but maybe the character is a moralfag. Maybe he just rationalizes to himself that being a privateer is totally not being a pirate because even though he smuggles and kills pirates, because he doesn't kill random civilians it's still ok. I haven't even figured out where the story is going yet, I was just gauging response on the idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:33:46 2014 No.12444644 >>12444641 Crashing this boat WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:34:32 2014 No.12444646 >>12444641 >no survivors pretty much what the Russians do when they find Somali pirates, or even probably just regular Somalis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:35:11 2014 No.12444648 >>12444644 That'd be a bit harsh but I guess THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Sep 2 13:35:24 2014 No.12444649 >>>/a/113096357

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:35:44 2014 No.12444650
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>>12444641
Because deciding not to become pirates will magically solve their problems, won't it? Not that I actually care if they die or not, it's just unsettling to see people who seem to think killing people indiscriminately is something to get off on.
>>12444642
>was not something I expected
Well this is important stuff for me, people need proper motivations. Money is a proper motivation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:36:42 2014 No.12444653 >>12444649 Hell yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:36:49 2014 No.12444654 >>12444649 Again with the sofa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:37:31 2014 No.12444655 >>12444642 >all hostages dead >pirate scum would live a better life in prison >incentive for bringing in any of them alive: ZERO Why we don't practice this is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:39:01 2014 No.12444656 >>12444655 Because killing people is bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:39:25 2014 No.12444657 >>12444650 Them not being pirates won't solve their problems, but it solves the piracy problem.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:39:26 2014 No.12444658

>>12444650
>Money is a proper motivation
Money it is then. Not like a 3rd class in the Navy makes a lot anyway. A healthy hate for pirates isn't bad either.
>>12444655
I was asking myself the same question. While we hadn't had a resupply in nearly a month, enlisted sailors were eating rice three times a day with poptarts at breakfast, but the Somali turd burglars in the brig get to eat officer's food was pretty enraging.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:39:42 2014 No.12444659
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>>12444560
>be eating dinner with her
>she is quiet and will make adorable squeaking noises whenever you salt your food
>slip while trying to put down the salt
>the salt gets all over her
>oh god

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:40:10 2014 No.12444660

>>12444641
It's a symptom of poverty in a 3rd-world shithole. Shitskins will do desperate stuff when they're poor as shit, and when some guy tells you to join his crew to rob some rich whities you'd do it if you're literally scavenging for scraps to eat everyday.

They have nothing else to lose but their lives

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:42:34 2014 No.12444662 >>12444659 Well that's terrifying. And yet, it only makes my slimegirl boner throb with the desire for more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:49:43 2014 No.12444668 >>12444660 Why don't they try, I don't know, forming a functioning society?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:52:23 2014 No.12444671

>>12444668
Niggers gonna nig.

They have no education, shitty standards of living and their state religion is islam. The closest they form a functioning society is migrating to France, Norway and especially sweden and enforcing sharia law while enjoying relatively better standards of living

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:56:37 2014 No.12444679 File: 88 KB, 382x415, breakfast of champions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, I am genuinely sorry about starting this pirate shitstorm, I just wanted some ideas to work with. Have an Oni

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:57:15 2014 No.12444682 >>12444668 It took us two world wars to get a decently functioning society off the ground. Let them pirate a bit, they'll come around in a century or two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:59:21 2014 No.12444687 why is anubis ass so god damn attractive? like holy shit I want to thrust my mass of meat deep inside of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 13:59:31 2014 No.12444691 >>12444679 >shitstorm There is no shitstorm, just discussion. Now take the points being raised here and use them in your story like a proper author! And more Onis please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:00:23 2014 No.12444693 File: 245 KB, 562x624, 06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444679 Two Onis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:01:06 2014 No.12444694 File: 604 KB, 706x1000, ribbed sweaters are a gift from god.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444691 So the main thing I got is my character should be a non moral fag, mainly motivated by money. And maybe some Monster pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:01:18 2014 No.12444697 >>12444687 Millennia of sitting on dick thrones has honed her ass to be pleasant to men.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:02:36 2014 No.12444703 >>12444694 No, I meant about the reasons pirates exist. Don't make the pirates in your story pure ebil for teh lulz type of bad guys. Don't let your own hate cloud your judgement and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:04:09 2014 No.12444707 >>12444703 Well, their reason is to kidnap men to sell to the highest bidder, for rape purposes. or to just rape, if they're feeling like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:04:45 2014 No.12444711 File: 700 KB, 1600x1200, Oni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444693 Three onis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:06:28 2014 No.12444714 >>12444711 Tsurupettan best oni

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:06:55 2014 No.12444716 File: 202 KB, 890x900, fit oni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444707 Forgot my Oni

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:07:02 2014 No.12444717 >>12444687 She's brown, fluffy, has a literally godlike ass, and a good head when it comes to architecture and leadership.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:07:44 2014 No.12444722 File: 1.04 MB, 840x900, 1402258094716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444714 How many words a minute can Suika put out, by the way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:07:55 2014 No.12444723 >>12444717 my erection, it my pants no longer can contain it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:08:57 2014 No.12444725 >>12444716 yep, women with bodies like that are definitely a fetish. if only more women looked like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:10:12 2014 No.12444727 File: 61 KB, 950x1345, 1396789811938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444725 You need to hit the gym more often...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:11:23 2014 No.12444729 File: 304 KB, 875x1021, 1392534637525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444725 You sure you could handle 'em?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:13:43 2014 No.12444731 >>12444729 A cutie like her? I just have to tell her how pretty she is, she'll melt in my arms. Or she'll melt with me in her arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:14:32 2014 No.12444733 >>12444727 I work out every day but sunday. There are no insanely jacked women, toned yes, jacked no. >>12444729 Good god yes, It would be a power struggle which would be fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:14:33 2014 No.12444734 >>12444731 I meant during snu-snu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:15:47 2014 No.12444737 >>12444734 If I go down on her, she might crush my head between those thighs. It's a risk I'm willing to take.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:17:59 2014 No.12444742 >>12443150 Yes. Eyepatches are cute as HELL.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:18:09 2014 No.12444743

>>12444729

I'm a scrawny little shit, so no. But considering some MGs would see that as "cute" and "helpless" I don't think I'd get a say in that.

Sometimes I think it's a good thing monstergirls don't exist. So many of us would mysteriously disappear on the way to the local store.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:18:35 2014 No.12444744 You're monster waifus are under attack by the US military. Wat do? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cadxeA__v4

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:18:56 2014 No.12444745 File: 638 KB, 900x1200, YXmObg3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444687 Anubutts are queens of anal

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:19:03 2014 No.12444746 >>12444743 >mysteriously disappear Tsk, I'd shout out my new love from the rooftops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:19:53 2014 No.12444749 >>12444743 Or, in an effort to not get kidnapped, would get their groceries delivered to their house by a rapey monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:20:54 2014 No.12444751 >>12444745 There's no room for me to ride with her...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:21:32 2014 No.12444753 >>12444745 It may be yet more Laska fanart, but I do like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:21:45 2014 No.12444754 >>12444751 The answer to that is to ride her, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:22:35 2014 No.12444757 >>12444754 I'm not licensed to ride Goddesses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:23:16 2014 No.12444759 File: 183 KB, 718x1082, 1407990795636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you get fit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:23:32 2014 No.12444761 >>12444745 MY ERECTION CAN REND THIS WORLD IN TWO

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:24:18 2014 No.12444762 >>12444757 How else are you gonna learn? reading a book?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:24:40 2014 No.12444765 >>12444745 >no helmet >not looking at the road >bare tits, blatantly will cause an accident or five Bitch is getting pulled over for the public nudity thing, and is risking her life with no protection. For shame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:25:23 2014 No.12444768 >>12444759 I would. I would even start drinking sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:25:40 2014 No.12444769 I want to carry around an anubis, piggyback style, while she shouts out orders to the workers building her pyramids and monuments. I'm pretty certain that my hands wouldn't be able to resist grabbing her ass under the pretence of "stability."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:26:09 2014 No.12444771 >>12444765 I'm pretty sure she's just posing on the bike, anon. I'm an ATGATT fag, myself. Then again I haven't ridden on the streets in over a year. Needs more monstergirls on motorcycles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:26:49 2014 No.12444774 >>12444759 I already am, but I'd pump more if it got me some of that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:27:09 2014 No.12444776

>>12444765
She's just posing for the camera at some biker rally. probably gonna get air tighted by three hairy bikers, in teams, for the entire weekend. So no harm done, really.
>>12444771
>more monstergirls on motorcycles
fuck yes, I want a Monster Girl 1%er MC tearing up shit in Monster Girl City

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:27:15 2014 No.12444777 File: 51 KB, 563x800, Goji-sama 2014 sketch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444744 prepare dinner she'll probably be hungry when she gets home

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:29:15 2014 No.12444780

>>12444759

Onis are far too intimidating for my meek and frail self. As much as I like the idea of getting ravaged by one of the strong monsters, such as Jinkos, Onis, or Werewolves, I would probably be happier with one of the calmer and more docile MGs.

Then again, you get tiny women with huge muscle guys in real life, so maybe it could work between me and one of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:29:53 2014 No.12444781 >>12444780 anything is possible with monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:31:35 2014 No.12444782 >>12444780 You say you're scared, but once she gets going, you'll love it. >>12444777 That's a lot of fish...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:34:44 2014 No.12444785 >>12444161 I want a story about Solaire finding Ammy and being torn between being in love with her and worshiping the ground she walks on.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:36:43 2014 No.12444791

>>12444780

I always had the idea for a couple of side characters in a story, this overly nervous friend of the MC's and his girlfriend - an eight foot tall Oni who spends a lot of her time being drunk or high.
I just like the extreme opposites kind of couples in fiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:36:54 2014 No.12444793 >>12444785 I want a story where the chosen undead is a darkwraith and kills solaire while they are in the middle of love making and she can't do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:38:26 2014 No.12444801 >>12444785 Yes. This. Please. Solaire deserves better than what he got. Ammy is fine, mighty fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:39:30 2014 No.12444805 >>12444793 Welcome to Santa's Naughty List. Forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:40:01 2014 No.12444808 >>12444801 He didn't necessarily find the sunlight maggot and go crazy. It's also possible for him to help you kill Gwyn, go back to his world, and then become grossly incandescent as he becomes that world's first flame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:40:09 2014 No.12444809 >>12444805 God my sin is so high that even jesus can't take it all away

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:40:16 2014 No.12444810 File: 170 KB, 598x828, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443944 Do all lamia girls have them regardless of age? Or do you think that only marriageable girls have them, I wonder?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:40:32 2014 No.12444811 >>12444745 I was too fixated on the butt to notice the titties in the mirrors. Jesus creeping shit, my dick.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:40:52 2014 No.12444814

>>12444785
Amaterasu is the god who unites the Paladinfags and Monster-loving "heretics".

I like this story idea, even though I really shouldn't, seeing as how it's your regular "character who got a bad rap in his story actually crosses over to another canon and everything is happy" fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:41:23 2014 No.12444815 >>12444809 You could go Nameless One and see if a thousand lifetimes of doing good made up for it. >>12444808 I still want the story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:42:12 2014 No.12444818 >>12444815 Fuck that, killing people is just waay to much fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:42:58 2014 No.12444820 >>12444818 But you're not even a killer, you're just a bad person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:44:08 2014 No.12444822 >>12444820 >rubs red orb find this fuckers world find this fuckers world find this fuckers world

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:44:32 2014 No.12444823 >>12444814 But Solaire going into another world is perfectly justified, because phasing into other worlds is a thing in Dark Souls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:46:49 2014 No.12444829 >>12444814 Why not just make it some other nameless Paladin who happens to praise the sun?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:47:33 2014 No.12444830 >>12444808 I want a story where Sunlight Maggots are monster girls and one of them rapes Solaire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:47:45 2014 No.12444831 >>12444829 >paladin Fucking disgusting. What did Solaire ever do to you?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:47:59 2014 No.12444832

>>12444808

I've always saved Solaire, luckily I've done the Chaos Servant covenant ever since I first found it. You have no idea how cool it was to see his summon sign the first time I reached the end of the Kiln, to see that he made it all the way.

Well, maybe you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:48:40 2014 No.12444834 >>12444831 that fuck did you say bitch nigga? You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:48:50 2014 No.12444836 File: 491 KB, 1241x1712, loving amazon waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sure do love amazons, they are the best monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:48:57 2014 No.12444837 >>12444832 >maybe you do I don't. Tell me about it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:49:02 2014 No.12444838

>>12443200
Probably one who feared for his mortal life. I dunno, if I ever went through a gym phase where I got tight as fuck, I might consider hitting on an oni, Once my body is dense enough to withstand the drunk beatings. I'd just have to figure out a way to protect my face, I'm cool with broken ribs and bruised sternums, but fuck having a broken nose, split lips and blood-shot eyes.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:50:34 2014 No.12444839

>>12444823
>The flow of time itself is convoluted, with heroes centuries old phasing in and out.
>The very fabric wavers, and relations shift and obscure.
>There's no telling how much longer your world and mine will remain in contact.

You're right, I'm just salty because I know stupid fanfics like the thing I'm talking about exist. "Oh, no, Rorschach died in Watchmen but now he wakes up in My Little Pony land!"
Seriously, fuck that shit.

>>12444829
Because then it wouldn't be the same. We like Solaire. We all should aspire to be like him, and throw lightning spears at evil things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:50:34 2014 No.12444840 >>12443209 Egh, muscles turn me the fuck on, specially abs, but breasts just slapped on-top of built pecs is the grossest thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:50:49 2014 No.12444841 >>12444832 I don't. I saved him once after reading a guide on my third playthrough, but still didn't get him for Gywn. Not that I needed him because I'm a parrying machine, and the Lord of Cinder can't put up with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:51:09 2014 No.12444844 File: 2.44 MB, 5500x6500, 1399816086419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444834 Paladins are disgusting killers who do not engage in jolly cooperation or praise the Sun, but rather kill those who do.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:51:17 2014 No.12444843

>>12444829

This would work, I suppose. Maybe people would prefer it, I dunno. I just thought of Solaire since he's the posterboy for jolly cooperation and everyone calls him crazy for seeking his own sun.

Assuming you don't mean the actual paladins from the order, who kill MGs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:52:14 2014 No.12444846 >>12443182 >Literally what a bartender is supposed to do You ain't no casonova, here in Australia that's what they tell every one to do when you sit the responsible service of alcohol course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:52:38 2014 No.12444848 >>12444844 >post a manticore nigga. get the fuck out. You are straight up asking to get raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:52:52 2014 No.12444849 >>12444836 Yes, I too am very PLEASE SEND HELP happy with my amazon wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:52:59 2014 No.12444851 File: 175 KB, 1280x670, 1409683979746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444838 You might as well become a space marine to have sex with an amazon/oni/ogre without injury Or use pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:53:31 2014 No.12444853 File: 264 KB, 548x449, 1351939017044.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12442581 USB Onahole

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:54:00 2014 No.12444854 >>12443238 Imagine this, a rebel oni who doesn't lift, but instead does nothing but cardio. 24 hour sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:54:12 2014 No.12444855 File: 1.96 MB, 7000x8000, 1399445069999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444848 Fine. Has this one been colored?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:55:10 2014 No.12444858 >>12444839 >those fanfics It's why I always cringe when shitposters call writefag material here "fanfiction". It's just the thought of lumping together the fun stories on here with that "MLP meets Twilight!!" garbage

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:55:18 2014 No.12444859 File: 38 KB, 1012x537, 1405626277912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444844 Paladins are heroes who fight to protect the people of this world, even scum like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:55:36 2014 No.12444860 >>12444843 >Assuming you don't mean the actual paladins from the order, who kill MGs. yes, I definitely dont mean that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:55:45 2014 No.12444861 >>12444855 yes, with his spilled blood from the wound in his back which that monster inflicted upon him to weaken him enough to rape him

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:56:41 2014 No.12444864 >>12444861 The Edge Itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:57:39 2014 No.12444867 >>12444836 Haha, yes. Jinkos are lovely too, eh? They are so nice and protective and kind. I love my jinkohelpme wife and want to be with herpleasesaveme for the rest of my life

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:58:01 2014 No.12444869 File: 48 KB, 381x419, 1408834514592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444859 muh nigga, that brought a tear to this paladin's eye

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 14:58:46 2014 No.12444870 >>12444869 What are you even doing here? Hitting on Valkyries?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:00:04 2014 No.12444872 >>12444870 >That a paladin would be here for sexual reasons. I am making sure none of you stray too far off the path.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:00:25 2014 No.12444873 >>12444844 >be a noble knight who fights to protect humans from monster rape and enslavement >be called a murderer for this This must be how the 'Nam vets coming home only to be greeted with angry hippies felt.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:00:33 2014 No.12444874

>>12444837

It felt awesome. Here was this guy who was always one step ahead of me, who was always helping me. He never asked for anything, but whenever I needed him, he'd be there. I just happened to get rank two in the Chaos Servant covenant and went exploring, and killed the sunlight maggot by chance.

Then I find Solaire, near the Centipede Demon. I can tell he's losing it, and I don't blame him. One by one, all of my friends at Firelink had begun to venture out into the world and hollow (except Patches). I think to myself, "it's only a matter of time before I lose Solaire too."

As time passes, I don't see him for a while. I begin wondering what became of him. Then, I finally get to the Kiln: lo and behold, an orange summon signature is outside of Gwyn's door. It reads 'Knight Solaire'. He had done it. I didn't even need his help, but I summoned him anyway. I proceeded to parry Gwyn into oblivion, and after several ripostes he fell. I didn't need Solaire, but there was meaning in him being there.

Fast forward a few years. I now have two stacks of 99 sunlight medals in Dark Souls 2.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:01:51 2014 No.12444876 File: 90 KB, 613x734, Protect that smile, praise that smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent f̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ mother!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:02:39 2014 No.12444877 >>12444876 Someone should put this dog down. It would be fitting to force solaire to do it

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:03:37 2014 No.12444879

>>12444873
Well they DID go somewhere they had no right to be and killed a fuckton of civilians... and lost.
>>12444874
That's pretty touching. I need to pick up DS and make a new Pyromancer. When does Bloodborne come out again?
>>12444876
Protecting smile, praising smile, petting head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:04:21 2014 No.12444881 File: 314 KB, 910x713, Where do you think we are right now.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444872 >I am making sure none of you stray too far off the path Most of us were never even on the path to begin with anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:06:17 2014 No.12444884 >>12444873 To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your government is heroic. To kill for entertainment is harmless. And yet, you're still in the wrong.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:06:33 2014 No.12444885
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>>12444876
Praise the sun! I want to cuddle her so bad.
>>12444877
Anon, I don't think you comprehend the magnitude of how much you just fucked up at this moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:06:34 2014 No.12444886 >>12444881 Yes you have, that's why unicorns are after you.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:07:38 2014 No.12444889
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>escape from an abusive Amazon
>hide out at a friends house somewhere
>she finds out where you are
>she kicks down the door and storms up to you as you cower in the corner
>you close your eyes and expect pain and broken bones
>instead you hear a faint noise
>it sounds like... crying?
>you open your eyes, and she's sobbing miserably over you, pleading with you to forgive her

What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:08:39 2014 No.12444892 >>12444885 Blood for the blood god. >>12444889 Its a tarp

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:08:55 2014 No.12444893 >>12444889 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:08:56 2014 No.12444894 File: 141 KB, 391x600, Unicorn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444886 Unicorn and Wizard, frolicking on a field, h-o-l-d-i-n-g hands~

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:09:28 2014 No.12444895 >>12444877 >Implying you can kill a god Ask Orochi how that whole thing worked out. Oh, wait, you can't. Because he's dead. Multiple times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:09:44 2014 No.12444896 >>12444884 Killing innocent and docile monsters like holstaurus would be murder. But slicing up a manticore as it tries to rape some terrified boy would be a service.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:09:56 2014 No.12444897 >>12444894 >Wizard oh I get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:11:06 2014 No.12444898 >>12444894 >I just realised that THIS would be after me in the MGE world. Oh god no, I don't want horse pussy, I'd even have an undead over that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:11:11 2014 No.12444899 File: 220 KB, 1215x717, Orianna_Splash_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I heard you guys like robot girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:11:37 2014 No.12444901 >>12444896 Dear god that Holstaurus is giving someone a bottle of milk. TAKE HER DOWN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:13:01 2014 No.12444904 >>12444895 >implying that I am weaker than a god

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:13:07 2014 No.12444905 >>12444899 Robot girls are great, only surpassed by Jinkos and Yetis in my book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:14:05 2014 No.12444909 >>12444901 It's like you ignored my post entirely. I doubt Paladins murder all monsters, they just fight the dangerous ones. Unless KC has no idea what a Paladin does, but then that's also likely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:15:29 2014 No.12444911 File: 15 KB, 290x290, thats intresting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444909 >Unless KC has no idea what a Paladin does

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:15:33 2014 No.12444912 >>12444909 KC made a hugbox so paladins probably have a 100% chance of being raped and mind broken their first mission

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:15:45 2014 No.12444913 >>12444909 It was just a little joke post.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:15:55 2014 No.12444914
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>>12444904
>implying that I am weaker than a god
I think I'm going to have an aneurysm from the sheer volume of chuuni you're putting out anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:16:12 2014 No.12444915 >>12444912 Just like XCOM

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:16:44 2014 No.12444917 >>12444914 good! It is one less heathen to have to deal with

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:16:55 2014 No.12444918 >>12444909 Of course paladins murder all Monsters, Monsters are unholy and evil and must all die, so sayeth the scriptures.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:17:49 2014 No.12444921
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>>12443934
>You will never go to an all-Lamia whorehouse where, like a buffet restaurant, you pay an entry fee to spend the entire night with all of the girls in a snake pit-like orgy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:18:01 2014 No.12444922 >>12444915 So how 'bout that Extraspecies Combat Unit game?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:18:38 2014 No.12444923 >>12444889 Limp the fuck out of there as she's sobbing, and hobble for my dear life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:19:10 2014 No.12444924 >>12444921 Delete all Lamias.exe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:19:42 2014 No.12444925 >>12444922 >X-com with monstergirls YES PLEASE. Maybe add in the option to convinced captured monstergirls to defect?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:20:13 2014 No.12444928 >>12444924 And you call me a monster

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:20:45 2014 No.12444931 >>12444928 WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTER GIRLS HERE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:21:04 2014 No.12444933 >>12444924 >Not wanting to join in on a lamia orgy Nigga, listen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:21:23 2014 No.12444934 >>12444925 >Arachnid has defected >she will now be available as a sqaudmate, provided she operates with her husband Heh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:22:58 2014 No.12444940 >>12443802 So, is /t/ now dead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:23:13 2014 No.12444941 >>12444924 By 'delete all lamias' I certainly hope you don't mean go in, fuck all of the girls while stabbing them all to death, one by one without the others knowing, Norman Bates style Because that would be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:24:05 2014 No.12444947 >>12444941 No I would just go in and slap notes with DELETE written on them to all of their foreheads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:24:40 2014 No.12444949 >>12444941 >Norman Bates >ever fucking anyone No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:25:32 2014 No.12444956 >>12444949 He did, though. Have you even seen the movie?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:25:34 2014 No.12444957 File: 167 KB, 800x533, 1409458903805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444899 It depends, really

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:25:44 2014 No.12444959 >>12444947 >DELETE Sakujo intensifies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:26:55 2014 No.12444962 >>12444956 I don't remember a single scene where he fucked anyone. Care to fill me in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:27:21 2014 No.12444965 >>12444956 too young to remember most of it the only thing i can remember is that one scene where he axes the guy while talking about the song hip to be square.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:28:15 2014 No.12444970 >>12444962 Actually, I made a mistake. I'm thinking about Patrick Bateman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:29:10 2014 No.12444973 >>12444970 Ah. Well he didn't actually fuck or stab anyone either. It was all in his head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:29:22 2014 No.12444975 >>12444970 shit i made the same mistake

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:31:42 2014 No.12444978 >>12444884 Welcome to Dubai

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:33:07 2014 No.12444979 File: 778 KB, 1677x2413, 1383124976056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no pics of Kotori as a fire mg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:37:06 2014 No.12444986 >>12444973 The fact that I saw him do it is good enough for me, anon.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:38:50 2014 No.12444988

>>12444923
Actually imagine how torturous a relationship that would be. Because monstergirl, she's bound to love him till the end of her days, and he freaks the fuck out like a small, fragile rabbit every time she goes near. Barely eats the food she cooks for him, spends the majority of the day shivering under his sheets, just blankly staring out of the window, completely locks up when she holds him, scarcely breathes as she sobs over him how sorry she is. Her face is a wet mess as she forces his limp body down, his member growing erect as if to follow the motions. She forgets her sorrow, hours in, and loses herself to the intense lovemaking. After her final orgasm, she looks down, beaming at her husband, to see him again staring out the window, tears silently sliding down his cheeks. The urge to vomit rises up and she throws herself off him, and rushes downstaris, looking for something, anything to numb the pain. She finds the half empty bottle of sake on the counter. A few minutes later she hears the shower running, she expects to hear some form of sobbing, but as usual it's dead silent asides from the water sloughing off of his scarred, bruised back. A few minutes later, she watches him, dressed in a bathrobe, from over the neck of her bottle, as he fixes himself a cup of tea, and settles himself down by the window. "I'm sorry" She mumbles. "Mm." Comes the reply. The bottle is empty and she begins to feel the familiar broiling of anger, deep down. She watches him pitifully walk his way over to the sink with his now empty mug. As he reaches over towards the sink, the mug slips from his weak grasp. Is falls to the floor with a crash, and fragments fly outward. He tenses up, back straightening, shoulders up and back, contorting his body as if to gain as much space between the phantom fist and himself, "Sorry" he mumbles. She stands up from her stool at the bench "Sorry?" She slurs, the second bottle now half empty, "Sorry? How many times are you going to fuck up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:38:51 2014 No.12444989 >>12444986 He's been my mousepad since I was in elementary school you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:39:37 2014 No.12444991 >>12444421 do you still need people

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:41:20 2014 No.12444993 >>12444979 >tfw there will never be an MGE anime with Asami Sanada voicing Apophis or Kejourou >Or Marina Inoue as Pharaoh or Dhampir or Jinko >tfw no Yu Kobayashi to be CV for Inari or Kunoichi, or Alp Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:41:56 2014 No.12444994 File: 42 KB, 480x169, bdvn4[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444991 Yep yep more is always good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:43:14 2014 No.12444995 >>12444993 We need Nakano Shino in it for an Arachnid or a Dark Elf. No one ara ara's like her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:43:20 2014 No.12444996 >>12444988 she sounds more oni than amazon still depressing though

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:43:47 2014 No.12444998

>>12444988
How many times are you going to fuck up? How many before sorry actually means anything? Who's going to pay for this? You can't work, 'cuz you're hobbling around like a little bitch all day," If his family or coworkers saw the state he was in, they'd try to do something. He was worried about what she'd do then, "So what you expect me to just pay for all your fuckups?" Her rural accent slips further into her speech. She downs the rest of the bottle, and lobs it at him. With her strength , she didn't want to take hi head off, but it still collided with his cranium, a thick stream of blood begins to flow and the bottle continues on its course and shatters on the ground. " Now look what you've made me do, bitch? Sorry," she pre-empts him, mockingly, with a harsh, drunken slur on her words "You don't know how to be sorry." She steps forward.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:45:37 2014 No.12444999 >>12444998 These two need hugs and a Jack Nicholson for anger management therapy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:48:58 2014 No.12445005 >>12444999 Should I write more? All this grimderp got my creative blood flowing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:49:54 2014 No.12445006 >>12445005 Go ahead, but please don't let it end too badly. For either of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:50:04 2014 No.12445007 >>12445005 do it, i like it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:50:21 2014 No.12445009 >>12445005 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:52:26 2014 No.12445013 >>12445005 Well, your last two posts gave me the weirdest boner, so... yeah, go for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 15:52:38 2014 No.12445014 >>12444999 yes take it where you want

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:00:11 2014 No.12445020
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Regardless of her personality, age, /fit/ness and courage, your monster waifu has one weakness that scares her to the point of screaming and immediately hugging you tightly in fear like a child.

What species is she? What's her phobia? How many of your bones did she break?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:02:08 2014 No.12445026 >>12445020 She's a Dragon and she's afraid of those Egg Thieves from Spyro that go "nyaanananaana". My bones are safe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:02:15 2014 No.12445027 File: 274 KB, 748x1069, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445020 >Lamia Birds of prey

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:03:02 2014 No.12445029 >>12445020 >Ushi-Oni >Desperately afraid of dying alone I'm pretty safe, but at the same time, not safe at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:04:18 2014 No.12445032 >>12445029 >Ushi-Oni afraid of dying alone I'm actually going to write about one of these at one point. It doesn't really end well for anyone as is serves as a tragic backstory, but still.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:04:48 2014 No.12445034 File: 86 KB, 1000x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445020 Whips and chains

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:04:50 2014 No.12445035 >>12445020 A spidergirl afraid of spiders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:05:11 2014 No.12445036 >>12445020 >Ryu >aquaphobia

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:05:32 2014 No.12445037 File: 221 KB, 963x613, alice ghost.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445020

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:05:48 2014 No.12445038 >>12445034 But those are for fun times! You should teach her that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:05:54 2014 No.12445039

>>12445020
What are wolves unusually afraid of?

Well, I remember reading a novel some years back about wolves and dead spirits. Whenever a lightning storm happened, it was an omen of death, and generally a bad sign for the protagonists. I can't recall much about it, but I guess I can go for the clichéd lightning phobia.

Unless somebody else wants to think of something relevant for a wolf, of course. Like vacuum cleaners.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:05:54 2014 No.12445040
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>>12445020
>What species is she?
Werewolf
>What's her phobia?
Her husbando getting mindbroken by three healthy P'orcs while she's incapacitated forced to watch.
>How many of your bones did she break?
Nothing major,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:06:59 2014 No.12445044 i want more of that story damn it, now i'm emotionally invested!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:07:32 2014 No.12445046 >>12445038 Back in the day, they weren't fun times for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:08:26 2014 No.12445048 >>12445046 That's why you should teach her that sticks and bones may break her bones but chains and whips should excite her. Or you, whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:08:48 2014 No.12445049 File: 95 KB, 167x288, ayiDm[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445026 Did someone say eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:09:10 2014 No.12445051 >>12445020 >What species is she? Red Oni >What's her phobia? Thunderstorms >How many of your bones did she break? Just a couple the first time. I want to help a brash Red Oni get over her fear of thunderstorms by cuddling her every time one happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:09:33 2014 No.12445052 >>12445049 Yes. She's afraid they will come and steal her babies. Or her treasures. Or me.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:09:47 2014 No.12445053

He wakes up. For a brief second there he think's he's back in bed, that it was all a dream. His vision clears and he sees her looming over him, he freaks the fuck out. Well, he tries to freak the fuck out, he soon realises that moving anything brings upon him a tidal wave of pain. Huh, so he blacked out after she threw the bottle. Lucky him. Why did he think he was under the shower again? He look up and around, as well as one can without actually moving their head. More than looming over him, she's kneeling on the floor, ceramic and glass shards dig into her knees but she doesn't even notice. Her face is more of a mess than his, if tears were more of a mess than blood. Feeling slowly begins to come back to him, and he feels the softness of her thighs under his head and neck, muscles beneath the skin surge like a wave as she rocks back and forth, crying over him. He sees her hands shakily revolving about his head. It takes him a few moments to realise that she's spend the last few minutes bandaging the cut in his forehead. Testing himself, he looks about his surroundings. Nothing seems too blurry, asides from the stray tear that clouds his vision whenever they run down his forehead and into his eyelashes. No sensory anomalies. No concussion then, hopefully. He relaxes back into her embrace helplessly as she tries to mend him. Battering and bruising aside, she has an uncanny knack for not straight up breaking her toys. Another large tear falls upon his brow and it occurs to him what she damp sensation is. She's soaking the gauze with her tears and she probably doesn't even realise it. Well that won't do, he figures. He muses to himself, when shit goes down, when it well and truly goes down, why is it he that must muster the strength? Pooling all his collective energy into his left arm, he slowly raises it above his head, it feels like an eternity, but blindly he manages to reach her face. He cups it in a hand, looks up at her, and wipes away the teary, snotty mess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:10:40 2014 No.12445057 >>12445026 NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH HEHEHEHEH

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:11:09 2014 No.12445058 File: 68 KB, 640x480, 1400098755048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz5Cu8kKxH0

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:11:18 2014 No.12445061 >>12445053 Learn to use paragraphs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:14:08 2014 No.12445066 >>12445061 >paragraphs >on eleven lines of text Seems a little... unnecessary?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:15:19 2014 No.12445068 >>12445058 "Wait, wait, wait." I'm already cringing hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:15:46 2014 No.12445070 >>12445066 People use line breaks in posts a lot smaller than this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:16:07 2014 No.12445072 >>12445058 Well, that was something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:16:12 2014 No.12445073 >>12445058 Okay, so Alice sucked but this is priceless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:18:05 2014 No.12445076 >>12442540 >GIMME THE PROTEIN

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:19:37 2014 No.12445080 >>12445058 jesus christ

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:20:08 2014 No.12445082

>>12445053
She gasps at the contact, shocked still, this is the most he's moved or done for her in a while. He opens his mouth to speak, but coughs up a globule of congealed blood. She settles him, till the coughing fit dies down and he tries again. Looking into her eyes from her lap, hand cupping her face he hushes her. "Shh, it's okay. We can't fix anything like this. It's too soon." She nods dumbly as this, the most words he's strung together for her in weeks. "Lets go to bed, and think about damage control tomorrow yeah?" He gives her a weak smile. She gives one heaving sob and nods assent. "I'll need a hand though, I don't think I'm up to walking yet." She nods again, and gingerly, like she's petrified of breaking him, she cradles him into a princess carry, and heads for the room. Carefully laying him down on the bed she turns to leave, but a weak hand curls around her wrist. She looks back, to see a familiar stress on his face, but the next words shock her, "Don't go, please" he manages to rasp out. Silently she climbs into bed with him, "we'll talk about it tomorrow" he lets out, as she wraps her large frame about him, cradling him into his rest. She spends the rest of the night sobbing into his scarred back.

I don't know what else to write right now, it was kinda spur of the moment. Is this healing enough for you guys?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:22:35 2014 No.12445089

>>12445066
On a book, it wouldn't be so bad. But a huge block like that, with considerable width, needs paragraphs. Even if it's not a case of grammar, it's a case of wherever or not it's easy on the eyes of the reader.

>>12445058
The Alice VA sounds like she couldn't give less of a shit.
The Tamamo VA wasn't terrible.
Nothing Luka said wasn't terrible.

Don't voice act sex scenes in first person like that. Just don't. Unless you're Gilbert Gottfried. Nobody wants to hear you, playing some shota, moan sensually about the eruption at the base of your cock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:22:49 2014 No.12445090 >>12445082 >coughing up blood He's going to die in his sleep, that's not healing at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:23:52 2014 No.12445092 >>12445090 Shhhh she can find that out later

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:24:09 2014 No.12445094 >>12445090 Keyaids strikes again.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:25:56 2014 No.12445096

>>12445082
HE then dies during his sleep from a brain hemorrhage. She wakes up to see that he has stopped moving. Tears stream down her face as she tries with all her might to bring him back to life, but his body has long since gone ridged in death.

She is later arrested for 2nd degree murder and is sentenced to death. She spends the rest of her days behind bars weeping for the love she has loss. By the time of her execution, she no longer cares for soon she will be reunited with her love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:28:04 2014 No.12445099 >>12445082 >damage control Fuck, I know it wasn't in that context but it ruined the mood for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:28:12 2014 No.12445100 >>12445090 could have bit himself when he got hit...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:29:02 2014 No.12445103 >>12445096 That's more bitter than sweet, it's like dressing up an untreated deep cut with bandages and hoping it's not gonna get infected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:29:51 2014 No.12445104 >>12445082 >coughing up blood I thought he got hit in the cranium?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:30:45 2014 No.12445108 >>12445103 It wasn't suppose to be sweet. She never sees him again because after death she goes to hell and he has already faded into oblivion because humans don't have souls

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:31:26 2014 No.12445110

>>12445100
Or when she beat the shit out of him afterwards while he was blacked out.
>>12445099
Sorry, it's an analogy that I though fitted at a time.

Actually this reminds me of a thread back on /a/ where we were talking about dudes who met an unfortunate end with monstergirls. Like that one oni who got drunk at a pub and pushed a guy up against the bar counter to make out with him, but accidentally broke his back in the process.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:32:29 2014 No.12445111 >>12445104 Sorry, I only implied it but I should have made it clear, she beat the shit out of him whilst he was out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:43:25 2014 No.12445133 File: 436 KB, 1460x1000, 2009bd115595ffd9cbf1f9d4327ff777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how big do you like em?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:44:56 2014 No.12445135 >>12445133 So impractically big that there's literally no point for me to even be there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:45:49 2014 No.12445137 >>12445133 vore detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:47:01 2014 No.12445139 >>12445133 I wish this fucking thing was translated. She's hot as fuck but I have no idea what's happening, since she apparently turns him into some sort of shrine-tree and then fucks herself on it like it's a giant dildo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:48:15 2014 No.12445143 >>12445137 super soft shouldn't even count as vore, actually http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=40418516

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:48:26 2014 No.12445145 File: 3.09 MB, 3000x4000, It's a giantess Yuki Ona.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445135 Vaginal spelunking

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:49:29 2014 No.12445147

>>12445111
>You'll never be transported from earth to the monstergirl world one day.
>You'll never set out on a quest to bring about a world where man and monster can live as equals
>You'll never slowly but surely start to gather people to your side.
>You'll never keep a journal of your travels and how your hope for the future burns bright.
>Half of your followers will never become corrupted by Deruella.
>The other half will never be mercilessly butchered by the Order while holding them back so you can flee.
>You will never fall into a deep despair as you hide from both factions.
>Your journal entries will never begin lament the state of the world until your despair and sorrow turns to anger.
>You'll never come to hate both Monsters and Humans, and use dark sorcery to abandon your own humanity.
>You'll never fuse your soul to a pitch black suit of armor and set out to take revenge on the world.
>You'll never become the single greatest threat the world ever faced due to your binding of your victims souls to armor that serves you faithfully.
>You'll never slay heroes on a daily basis to quench the rage in your heart.
>You'll never one day be met with a final push against your fortress, lead by a young hero.
>He'll never manage to defeat you with the help of his friends, both humans and monsters.
>You'll never recognize yourself in him, and realize just how far you've fallen from what you believed in.
>As the fortress burns and crumbles, you'll never hand him your journal and tell him to succeed where you failed.
>He'll never try to save you, only to be told that he's the only one who would care.
>You'll never sit in your burning throne room, your empire falling around you as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW2_vTN-QJQ plays.
>You'll never picture the faces of your fallen friends as you finally allow yourself to join them in the afterlife.
>The young hero will never learn your story through your journal and vow to fulfill your dream.
cont.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:50:39 2014 No.12445152
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>tfw no popular and cool Lamia step-sister.
>tfw she'll never present you to her lamia friends, telling them that you wanted to know what 'The Ball' was.
>tfw you will never be in a Lamia orgy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:51:38 2014 No.12445154 >>12445147 >not bringing about an age of technology wow what a shitter you are

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:53:19 2014 No.12445159

>>12445147
>You'll never be remembered by history as a tragic figure
>A statue of you and your companions will never be erected in honor of who you once were.
>The young hero will never visit the statue every year to pay his respects.
>Teenage mermaids will never finger themselves furiously while reading your tragic story in books.
Why the fuck do I even keep on living.
Also, Jesus Christ that was too long a windup for a "Mermaid tragedy fetish" joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:54:50 2014 No.12445162 File: 32 KB, 300x399, 1409691290819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is she pretty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:55:56 2014 No.12445164 >>12445162 >3DPD What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:56:24 2014 No.12445166 >>12445162 she's average

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:56:30 2014 No.12445167 >>12445162 You've already asked me this question before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:56:39 2014 No.12445168 File: 33 KB, 231x205, 9IqXa[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445147 >You'll never come to hate both Monsters and Humans, and use dark sorcery to abandon your own humanity. DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:56:47 2014 No.12445170 File: 2.52 MB, 2500x3450, 1396246433265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445162 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:57:40 2014 No.12445172 >>12445170 I wonder what Kloah will do with his Kuchisake-Onna.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:57:41 2014 No.12445173 File: 231 KB, 268x200, 43523454365.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445057 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:58:15 2014 No.12445174 File: 232 KB, 599x821, yan plant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445164 >saying no rip in peace anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:59:23 2014 No.12445179 >>12445162 pretty shit at blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 16:59:33 2014 No.12445180 >>12445174 >Invite an MG over to your house. >The next day all of the plants in your garden have turned into yandere plant girls. Such is life I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:01:02 2014 No.12445182 >>12445154 Eh. It's been done. Plus I just really wanted to make the joke I made here: >>12445159

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:01:29 2014 No.12445184 >>12445143 no idea what is going on

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:04:48 2014 No.12445194 >>12445089 >Don't voice act sex scenes in first person like that. Just don't. Unless you're Gilbert Gottfried. Or Cr1TiKaL

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:06:23 2014 No.12445200 File: 239 KB, 800x1100, dc4141fc0e5aefe948230265d6598a40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12443969 Only if she were my childhood friend like pic related. Shy muscle girls are true olev.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:06:26 2014 No.12445201 >>12445194 Congratulations on that million subscribers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:06:49 2014 No.12445202 >>12445168 http://imgur.com/4vkoKXT,baCaMFH,1D9v7qY#0 GERDBYE JOJO

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:07:06 2014 No.12445204 File: 420 KB, 787x1106, robutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444899 Robutts have cute butts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:07:07 2014 No.12445205 >>12445194 All Cr1TiKaL wanted to do was play monopoly in that...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:07:21 2014 No.12445207 >>12445194 What kind of Monstergirl would Cr1TiKaL take as waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:08:46 2014 No.12445211 File: 734 KB, 1366x1932, 1407731640764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445204 Thick. Robot. Thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:09:43 2014 No.12445214 >>12445211 Drossel and her phenomenal thighs should not give me a boner but they totally do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:10:04 2014 No.12445217 >>12445200 you may wanna delete pic or you'll get the ban hammer cause this is a christian board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:12:50 2014 No.12445235 >>12445214 She's equipped with the X3000 series Pelvis-crushing thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:14:08 2014 No.12445238 File: 143 KB, 433x600, MUDA MUDA MUDA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445202 JoJooooooooo! I'll destroy you mentally! Then you'll be mine!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:15:04 2014 No.12445242 >>12445211 Jesus Christ, I don't know who's thighs are thicker between Drossel and Chun-Li.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:19:06 2014 No.12445254 >>12445235 >tfw your waifu literally has a pneumatic pelvis h-help

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:20:00 2014 No.12445257 >>12445254 no help, only tears and cum

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:20:58 2014 No.12445261 >>12445254 >"Think you can keep up, meatbag?" >"Your pelvis will be nothing but dust when I go into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:21:03 2014 No.12445262 I was going to finish my chapter today, but it looks like that isn't going to happen. damn it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:22:19 2014 No.12445267 >>12445261 >I knew I shouldn't have gotten her the turbo...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:23:19 2014 No.12445272 >>12445207 One with good tits,most likely

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:24:11 2014 No.12445277 >>12445201 I'm not him m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:24:45 2014 No.12445279 File: 261 KB, 646x930, 1393108984134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444899 I'd rather an android

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:25:16 2014 No.12445281 >>12445272 And juicy nipple

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:25:27 2014 No.12445282 >>12445207 The new girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:30:12 2014 No.12445301 File: 559 KB, 786x1022, a934c346577222753edc28d1e2192d1a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a muscular monster girl will pick you up off your feet when she hugs you >she will never nuzzle her face into yours and call you her little teddy bear

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:31:53 2014 No.12445304 >>12445301 why even live

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:33:40 2014 No.12445314 >>12445282 >>12445282 >I fear that one day, I will go to take a shit, and the shit will take me instead Indeed.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:34:40 2014 No.12445318
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>>12445238

>BEGONE! THIS WORLD WAS NOT MEANT FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!

>It was not by my own powers I was once again given incarnation. It was lust, the lust of you men which summoned me back. And is justice not defined by the lascivious?

>Such an arrogant claim! Humanity is guided by our shared principles. We only want to come together, and move forward.

>Ah, but humanity also carries burgeoning desires within them, which leads to them to submit to their base desires, yes?

>Mere power is not what leads Mankind. Respect and generosity; These are what truly guide Mankind!

>Preposterous. Which one of our claims is true? I shall give you the answer, along with love's embrace!

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:34:54 2014 No.12445320
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Have some a short, half-smut story about a mature kitsune.

http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/84889069/Fluffy%20Comforts

http://pastebin.com/Mdz0rEXY

Two links again for those who prefer one over the other.

My attempt at writing something a little more tender after what I've done lately.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:36:21 2014 No.12445327 >>12445314 >not holstaurus He does love nipples and titties

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:36:43 2014 No.12445330

>When you got married you had no idea it'd be like this.
>Puny manlet, blue-collar job, liked to have a pint once in a while, nothing to write home about... but that was the problem.
>He still had a life.
>Mama always said that an Amazon's man had no business going outside.
>She's always nagging you about it, but every time you used your strength to try and force the guy to stay at home, you found yourself on the ground, staring up at his cheeky grin.
>And trying to rape him was... something that never quite went as planned.
>You made damn sure your mother never heard about that. Even if you did kinda like it.
>"Aaand, dinner's ready" you tense instinctively as he uses the opportune closeness to both put a plate in front of you and wrap an arm around your shoulders to hug you.
>Eyes trailing from the small winged tattoo on his wrist to his scarred, but gently smiling face, you forcibly repress a cold shiver as he plants a kiss on your forehead.
>You don't know how, but you just know.
>The man you love could kill you in a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:36:52 2014 No.12445331 >>12445320 Son we don't like your kind round this parts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:37:18 2014 No.12445332 >>12445318 I don't remember that doujin translated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:39:48 2014 No.12445338 >>12445320 I'd give it a 7. Tailjob could have been longer and more gratuitous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:39:50 2014 No.12445339 >>12445331 Don't be so tsun, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:40:03 2014 No.12445341 >>12445332 That's because it isn't translated yet. I only typeset that based on what Sakuya put.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:41:03 2014 No.12445344 >>12445332 links. now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:43:23 2014 No.12445357 File: 595 KB, 536x1920, dinochan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are there dinosaur monster girls yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:44:41 2014 No.12445363 >>12445341 Can't you recognize Hroz?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:45:00 2014 No.12445364 >>12445320 Buzz off, windowlicker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:45:46 2014 No.12445366 >>12445363 meant for >>12445344

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:48:29 2014 No.12445376 File: 184 KB, 1044x1200, Goji-sama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445357 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:49:54 2014 No.12445381 >>12445364 Damn. How rude. I don't like Bob as much a the next guy for his hand in things, but give the guy a chance to redeem himself, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:51:32 2014 No.12445383 File: 66 KB, 700x700, 1403508441173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445376 I prefer Mothra.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:51:40 2014 No.12445384 File: 531 KB, 3750x3750, 1402522574041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445381 I desire the tears of the ilk he brought with him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:52:43 2014 No.12445387 File: 1.02 MB, 1294x2000, 1400533857160.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445320 I like it! You sure know how to write fluffy, bob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:53:09 2014 No.12445389 File: 331 KB, 900x996, 023d40a21341a9f595350a70360f5d9a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445383 That's not even Mothra, that's a Pokemon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:54:49 2014 No.12445395 >>12445389 >I can only have one. I can't decide left or right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:54:50 2014 No.12445396 File: 204 KB, 850x1145, arara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soonever?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:55:39 2014 No.12445399 >>12443084 >>12443089 https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Ow7pwIDhl5c#t=17

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:55:45 2014 No.12445400 >>12445384 I mean...I guess? What ilk? Laska?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:57:25 2014 No.12445405 File: 109 KB, 810x618, 1401921268902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445395 When it comes to Mothgirls, go for dat abdomen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:57:37 2014 No.12445406 >>12445395 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:58:01 2014 No.12445407 >>12445396 Anon, please. We're begging you. If you don't write it, I'm going to have to, and my backlog is already long as it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:58:21 2014 No.12445409 >>12445400 Futafags, ntrfags, all the other shit fetishes that saw the rise in futa and decided to rise themselves. Also less being the faggiest yet only drawfag left.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 17:59:03 2014 No.12445412 >>12445407 If I write it it'll just be a half-assed short with little to no worldbuilding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:00:17 2014 No.12445418 >>12445409 >Bob brought in NTRfags What? And what other fetishes are you talking about? Only questionable thing there is futa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:01:12 2014 No.12445423 >>12445412 But...muh love and romance. Muh emotional investment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:02:04 2014 No.12445427 >>12445423 As in the words of LDR herself. "Real people aren't that deep, so stop trying to force it." So if anything it'll take place AFTER he buys her freedom. You fag hag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:02:36 2014 No.12445432 >>12445418 There was a massive increase in ntrfags after bobs stories and the shitstorms that followed. I'm talking about guro and scat and any other shit teir fetishes that poped up afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:03:32 2014 No.12445436 >>12445427 Okay. Fine. You lovable fuckhead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:04:04 2014 No.12445439 >>12445427 >her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:04:13 2014 No.12445441 >>12445436 If you knew me you wouldn't call me lovable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:04:16 2014 No.12445442 >>12445427 >LDR >her The point of fictional characters is that they aren't 'real.' They can do things and behave in ways 'real' people wouldn't. >>12445432 You're a retard, anon-san

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:05:01 2014 No.12445443 >>12445441 >worriedlaughter.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:06:06 2014 No.12445445 File: 179 KB, 1594x700, 1392696694929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is the biggest a monstergirl can be before you are unwilling to fuck it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:06:13 2014 No.12445446 >>12445432 >guro and scat and any other shit teir fetishes Boy, because bob's stories have any sense of that at all, and that direct content of them resulted in a bunch of completely anonymous people to arrive, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:07:23 2014 No.12445452 File: 194 KB, 537x758, 1408733066022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445445 Did someone say BIG?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:08:19 2014 No.12445459 >>12445452 >Yuki Kaji Link

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:08:31 2014 No.12445460 >>12445445 all of those look to be within my 12' - 14' limit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:09:10 2014 No.12445466 >>12445445 Probably about 8 feet, taller in special circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:09:30 2014 No.12445470 >>12445445 Lesser titan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:10:59 2014 No.12445474 File: 1.05 MB, 1200x1644, 1400540345462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445445

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:11:31 2014 No.12445476 >>12445443 Nah son. I lack the self motivation or drive to write at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:12:51 2014 No.12445480 >>12445445 >tfw concerned about the other girl's feelings if I choose one of them >tfw can't tell them why I can't bring myself to choose because they'll most likely gang up on me and pulverize my pelvis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:12:56 2014 No.12445483 File: 1.97 MB, 1200x1600, 1399830134225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone said big, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:13:45 2014 No.12445486 >>12445483 Giantess a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:14:56 2014 No.12445490 File: 576 KB, 1045x1200, 1408706716884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:15:40 2014 No.12445492 >>12445483 See that's just way too big.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:16:11 2014 No.12445493

>>12445480
Just have every girl sit in the lap of the one larger than her, then sit in the smallest girl's lap. You are now, by proxy, sitting in the lap of every single giantess girl there.

Extrapolate this Russian Nesting Doll strategy to every aspect of life, and you can both love and satisfy all of them in this way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:16:28 2014 No.12445495 File: 569 KB, 1100x1200, 651423645326 (10).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sea Bishops

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:16:31 2014 No.12445496 File: 378 KB, 847x699, 1393998992512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We like Bull, yes? I like Bull.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:18:21 2014 No.12445500 File: 225 KB, 452x860, 651423645326 (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:19:27 2014 No.12445502 File: 194 KB, 582x651, 651423645326 (29).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves are monster girls too, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:21:07 2014 No.12445507 File: 517 KB, 1348x1630, pazudora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:21:19 2014 No.12445510 >>12445496 I actually don't like bull that much. I miss Noill though. I'd gladly take him making more bull for a while if it meant he got his bumblr back.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:21:58 2014 No.12445514

>>12445441
Bullyable.

>>12445442
Point in context was mostly you'll see people cry over things like characters being too "one/two dimensional", shallow or such, but how much psychological profiling do you do in the space of an hour with someone you already know? When the scene is only so long and the characters are there for what they want, which isn't to display some broad range of emotional characteristics, there's not going to be some psychiatric info dump. It's okay to "just" be a lonesome lady in a store or nice guy passing by.

Of course this is more referring to shorts and starting points, but characters develop as much organically through surroundings and progress as some checklist of tropes so straining over making a character "deep" from blank is pushing purpose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:22:41 2014 No.12445519 File: 125 KB, 891x897, 1409696561020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:23:33 2014 No.12445520 >>12445519 Stop wasting images, or at least delete your images after you post them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:23:35 2014 No.12445521 >>12445519 Aaand here comes the Karbofag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:24:49 2014 No.12445526 File: 233 KB, 595x842, 1245354326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:26:47 2014 No.12445530 >>12445409 >says less only drawfag left >shits on mithril when he posts pictures fucking niggers you all are

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:26:53 2014 No.12445531 >>12445496 God dammit, Noill, not now. Can't I enjoy my food in peace without getting a boner?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:27:24 2014 No.12445533 >>12445483 >>12445490 >>12445495 >>12445496 >>12445500 >>12445502 >>12445507 >>12445519 >>12445526 Stop wasting our image count on this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:28:15 2014 No.12445537 File: 1.88 MB, 1142x1242, 1403442157929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445533 What, not big enough for you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:28:21 2014 No.12445540 >>12445530 He might as well be .Less with all the Bob shit he draws. Associating with that piece of shit makes you worse than a SJW.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:28:22 2014 No.12445539 >>12444889 Abusive in terms of Pelvis shattering or abusive in terms of emotional and physical assault?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:28:44 2014 No.12445542 >>12445445 Give me some of that mountain troll. God she looks elegant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:29:11 2014 No.12445545 >>12445530 I've seen mithril post I think one new image since we moved here, correct me if I'm wrong. I can't even remember what it was of either. So when less is in every single thread its hard to notice the others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:29:33 2014 No.12445546 File: 1.04 MB, 1024x1024, 1efd3d24734ee402312d57e4a2f76478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445533 >I don't like these monster girls so stop posting pictures of monster girls in the monster girl thread Cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:30:05 2014 No.12445548 >>12445533 >>12445537 >>12445546 On one hand he's posting monster girls, but on the other hand he could've just uploaded an entire gallery of "big" on imgur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:30:07 2014 No.12445550 >>12445530 Hey, I am no nigger. I pay my respects to the drawfags here. Now I can't vouch for others here, but my point stands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:30:19 2014 No.12445553 >>12445540 ...What? Mithril drew one Laska image as far as I know. You guys sure like to hate on Bob and anyone who associates with him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:30:42 2014 No.12445554 >>12445546 When somebody is literally just doing an image dump when everybody knows why that shit is looked down upon here then yeah stop fucking posting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:30:57 2014 No.12445555 >>12445545 No, he's been around. Mostly requests.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:31:06 2014 No.12445556 >>12445546 So this is what happens if you bully a Cyclops and her mother finds out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:31:26 2014 No.12445557 im the guy who asked the big question sorry for getting all the giantesses on this thread, i was hoping for more of a 20 feet maximum thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:31:28 2014 No.12445558 >>12445533 I miss being able to spam images. At least it's encouraging me to go and look for new shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:31:43 2014 No.12445559 >>12445537 >>12445546 We're on page 7 and there are only 29 images left.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:32:11 2014 No.12445561 File: 405 KB, 750x1000, 1401560953619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445557 >20 feet maximum Weak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:32:25 2014 No.12445563 File: 706 KB, 1200x1200, cyber lamia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you love a crippled cyborg monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:32:49 2014 No.12445564 >>12445540 >associating with mithril makes you worse than a SJW Words hurt, anon. And hurt people, hurt people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:33:07 2014 No.12445566 >>12445514 Who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:34:04 2014 No.12445573 >>12445563 i don't see why not

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:34:54 2014 No.12445576 >>12445559 So? We've reached image limit before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:35:07 2014 No.12445577 >>12445561 please stop posting your shit tier fetish

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:35:14 2014 No.12445578 >>12445563 >Cyborg monstergirl that still depends on you when her cybernetic prothesis are not available/out of her reach Of course I would. Cripples are not aliens, besides, a cyborg monster girl would be so fucking badass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:36:34 2014 No.12445581 >>12445578 If I ever have an MG space pirate crew, an MG with cybernetic implants is mandatory.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:37:38 2014 No.12445584
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>>12445578
>so fucking badass.
>unable to fend for herself without the use of technology
Truly worthless. Natural limbs master race, cripplefags pls go. That means you UncleBourbon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:37:44 2014 No.12445585 >>12445577 >stop posting your shit tier fetish in large quantities without using imgur There. Now a compromise has been reached.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:40:16 2014 No.12445588 File: 163 KB, 850x1203, cyborg waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445584 >cybernetic limbs >not fucking badass The flesh is weak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:41:24 2014 No.12445591 File: 227 KB, 500x707, loli cyborg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445588 Would you become a cyborg with your monster girl waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:42:01 2014 No.12445592 KC hate -> Bob hate -> Futacat -> ??? -> Which MG would you fuck? -> ??? -> Repeat That's all these threads are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:43:04 2014 No.12445595 >>12445592 You can add "some random shit tier feitsh" for those ???'s

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:43:45 2014 No.12445596

>>12445584

>unable to fend for herself without the use of technology

My, that sounds an awful lot like humanity in general.

>Sentient beings that can use their knowledge to develop technology and rebuild themselves and become more efficient are worthless

Wow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:43:51 2014 No.12445597 >>12443934 >Lamia orgy This. This is how I want to die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:43:56 2014 No.12445598 >>12445591 No. I never asked for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:44:22 2014 No.12445599 >>12445592 I certainly can't say you're wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:45:11 2014 No.12445604 >>12443934 Oh wow. I just noticed that they all have a different amount of scales on their faces. One even has scales that go all the way down to her chin.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:45:45 2014 No.12445606
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>>12445596
>Sentient beings that can use their knowledge to develop technology and rebuild themselves and become more efficient are worthless
Sounds like an awfully empty existence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:47:22 2014 No.12445608 File: 548 KB, 1121x1169, 5b0055dca0f580aa4a94b06e3290b764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445598 But she wants what's best for you, anon. don't resist

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:48:01 2014 No.12445612 >>12445606 Getting new limbs doesn't make you an emotionless robot.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:48:08 2014 No.12445614

>You will never be in love with the Oomukade from your class
>The two of you will never hang out together on occasion
>Her human big brother will never eventually learn about it
>He will never challenge you to a fistfight to prove your resolve to protect his little sister
>You will never lie defeated and bruised, as he tells you that if you can't protect yourself, you'll never be able to protect her either
>You will never drag yourself back up after watching him pull his sister away from tending to your injuries, unwilling to give up
>You will never score a lucky blow to his body as the second round drags on, leaving him to yield to you
>You will never gain the right to date his sister, and a new bro for life some this series of events

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:49:01 2014 No.12445616 >>12445387 >>12445338 Thanks. Glad some folks enjoyed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:49:20 2014 No.12445620 >>12445383 Think she sings Anvil's Mothra in the shower?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:49:42 2014 No.12445621 File: 721 KB, 1000x1347, 1399821627516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445614 >throwing sucker punches Lowest of scum. You deserve nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:50:14 2014 No.12445623 >>12442556 >>12442570 On a whim, I wrote up a silly little caption thing for this image for you guys. http://i.imgur.com/ZWEuFAd.jpg I hope I didn't ruin anyone's fun ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:50:41 2014 No.12445627 >>12445563 Atleast give it a green paintjob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:51:40 2014 No.12445632 >>12445621 Where does it say sucker punch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:51:45 2014 No.12445633 >>12445621 That is fucking horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:52:46 2014 No.12445637 File: 80 KB, 639x1000, 1402756991932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445627 She'll give you as many jobs as you want if you do that except a footjob

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:52:58 2014 No.12445639 >>12445623 wunderbar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:53:58 2014 No.12445641 >>12445637 Lamia with cobra hoods are Top Tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:54:24 2014 No.12445644 >>12445623 That was very good. You should do some more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:55:10 2014 No.12445646 File: 1.38 MB, 937x1031, 1407802119234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445641 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:55:27 2014 No.12445647 >>12445623 Have you made previous captions? Like, say, a slimegirl and amazon caption?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:55:42 2014 No.12445649 >>12445623 >USB onahole Would he be literally banging his computer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:55:57 2014 No.12445650 File: 155 KB, 434x660, d9c2a5987255d17cf6db236eb99c470ac8e66e6a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445641 of course

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:57:12 2014 No.12445653 >>12445646 Reminder to bully any Apophis you see, citizen, thank you for your cooperation

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:57:37 2014 No.12445654 File: 126 KB, 450x651, 1394866036923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cobra Hood + Multiple Arms = God Tier Lamia

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:57:49 2014 No.12445655

Update on the Moonlight Murders. For anyone curious, it's a mystery set in the 60's-80's.
Update begins at 656. For anyone that missed the previous update, it's at 623. It was a small update.

Disclaimer: I know nothing about guns. If anything bothers you, just say. Also, English isn't my native, so there's that
Warning: there's Manticore's in this story. Apologizes in advance.

http://pastebin.com/Q3Z5hW4j

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:58:27 2014 No.12445659 >>12445596 >Sentient beings that can use their knowledge to develop technology and rebuild themselves and become more efficient are worthless That's one thing, ripping functional limbs to become cyborg is another.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:58:52 2014 No.12445661 File: 1.21 MB, 1680x1156, 1400101313608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445654 Are you me? I love you comrade

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:59:21 2014 No.12445663 >>12445540 Bitch please, Mithril doesn't have any Bob stuff. Do your homework before you spew shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:59:40 2014 No.12445666 File: 291 KB, 800x800, jinko-l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What monstergirl has yet to be portrayed as a yandere?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:00:16 2014 No.12445668 >>12445623 >USB onahole How the fuck does that work?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:00:29 2014 No.12445669

>>12445639
>>12445644
Oh, thanks. I was worried it wouldn't be something the people in these threads would like... I don't mind doing more if people want them, I suppose. I do regular fan/fapfiction sometimes too, although I'm not very reliable.

>>12445647
I've made captions before, but tot an amazon or slimegirl as far as I remember, nope. Did a couple of MGE Kraken ones on /d/ once, though. They don't have those threads anymore afaik.

>>12445649
Attached by a lead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:00:39 2014 No.12445671 >>12445661 Fuck imagine gaming against a girl with multiple arms, like 6 for example. 2 hands on the controller, the other 4 trying to distract the fuck out of you so she can in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:00:41 2014 No.12445672 >>12445666 Jinko, did you eat all the lasagna?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:00:51 2014 No.12445673 >>12445666 Oni I guess

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:01:20 2014 No.12445674

>>12445659

Of course. But we're talking about technology making a cripple's life easier, thus "rebuilding themselves", as I said. Removing your perfectly good limbs in order to implant a cybernetic prothesis would be stupid.

Cripples don't remove their own limbs because they want to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:01:42 2014 No.12445676 >>12445669 I miss caption threads on /d/. They were pretty fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:01:51 2014 No.12445677 >>12445666 Yandeer Matango

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:02:12 2014 No.12445680 >>12445669 Caption threads? I've seen some on /d/ within the past month or so. I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:02:16 2014 No.12445681 >>12445668 Through the magic of pornography. Also, it's probably set to vibrate or increase in tightness/suction based on computer inputs, or something. Wasn't this a thing for a while? Teledildonics or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:02:22 2014 No.12445682 >>12445669 I read those I'm watching you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:02:26 2014 No.12445683 >>12445668 >>12445669 It'd work kind like an INCOM system in Gundam, accept it doesn't shoot lasers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:03:44 2014 No.12445689 >>12445681 Well I guess it's not as bad as getting stuck in VR with the Succuvirus, putting you in a catatonic state, where you keep orgasming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:03:48 2014 No.12445691 >>12445683 beams* I can't believe I forgot muh gendum meta.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:03:57 2014 No.12445692 >>12445623 so much format c: at the speed of light

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:05:23 2014 No.12445695 >>12445689 Why is that a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:05:47 2014 No.12445700 File: 42 KB, 720x368, pharaoh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445653

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:06:09 2014 No.12445702 File: 108 KB, 705x900, 1227749788342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445689 >VR with the Succuvirus, putting you in a catatonic state, where you keep orgasming B-b-b-but I want this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:08:06 2014 No.12445710 >>12445673 she was in the yandere cyoa

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:12:20 2014 No.12445726

>>12445676
Yeah, it was fun making them. I just wish most of the requests weren't just an endless stream of 'pls this anime girl is really a man who turn into girl because magic, also she is hypno??' or whatever.

>>12445680
Oh, really? I don't check for them very often because to be honest most of /d/ is really terrible.

>>12445682
[Worry]

>>12445689
I never even thought of that, actually. I wanted to avoid going super sci-fi with it and bringing in brain implants or anything like that, though.

>>12445692
IT'S TOO LATE ANONYMOUS, SHE'S ALREADY ON THE CLOUD
PHOTOSHOPPING HERSELF INTO ALL YOUR PICTURES HOLDING UP TWO FINGERS BEHIND YOUR HEAD TO GIVE YOU THE LITTLE BUNNY EARS
ALL HOPE IS LOST

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:12:35 2014 No.12445727 >>12445710 True but all of cyoanon's characters were yandere

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:13:56 2014 No.12445730 >>12445588 This fucking picture makes me want to play Lost Planet. How intense would Lost Planet be if they were all monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:14:57 2014 No.12445732 >>12445700 >Pharaoh >Evil Except she turns the desert into a verdant paradise whereas the Apophis turns it into a corrupt demon world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:16:24 2014 No.12445735 >>12445700 Fuck off filthy grapesnake sympathizer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:17:34 2014 No.12445739 EMG 26.5 is out on blisswater if anyone cares/didn't notice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:18:07 2014 No.12445740 >>12445726 Have you done any other monster girl captions? sorry if you already said that in a previous post I'm pretty tired right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:18:59 2014 No.12445741 File: 1.01 MB, 970x2000, 1400625303894.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445735 >>12445739 >not liking the indigo snake goddess

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:19:05 2014 No.12445742

>>12445730
>Step into the arms of your Vital Suit
>INITIALISING.
>WWWWAIFU.
>The two of you proceed to pacify the Cat-G by repeatedly Pile Bunkering her weakpoint until she gives in and lets you harvest her T-ENG
>She then blushes and shyly asks you if you mind using the bunker on her some more

Anon stop
I just started playing Lost Planet 2 again you can't do this shit to me I'll wind up writing porn of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:21:07 2014 No.12445751 File: 659 KB, 1200x1400, 28995771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445020 I would like a kitsune. I'm not sure about anything else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:22:06 2014 No.12445754 File: 2.01 MB, 2030x2275, 1408631217718 Copy3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12444979

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:23:21 2014 No.12445757

>>12445742
I bet if you kept using it on her she'd make more T-energy, you might even get an unlimited source of T-energy. That is how we conquer the planet, by fucking the giant aliens there like men. Is it not man's dream to prove his dominance over species in any way, preferably mating? Please do write stuff about it though, I need this now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:23:48 2014 No.12445758 >>12445754 That's not Kotori There's no fire

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:25:05 2014 No.12445759

>>12445653
>>12445700
It's funny because Egyptian priests had a detailed guide called "The Books of Overthrowing Apep" that detailed how to spit on, mutilate, burn and cast spells on an effigy of Apep (Apophis), which was only ever crafted alongside another deity to subdue it incase the effigy could give the demon power.

Some hardcore bullying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:27:41 2014 No.12445764 File: 122 KB, 850x880, Grape Jam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dark Slime Corruption short >NEVER

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:28:29 2014 No.12445769

>>12445759
>you will never watch as the boys in your class reenact the ceremony they read about in the book on an actual Apophis in their class
>Without the mutilation
>Because, hey, if they're going to bully a girl, they're not going to get themselves in jail because of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:29:59 2014 No.12445771 File: 651 KB, 800x937, 37821132.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445671 but anon that wouldn't be very fair

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:30:34 2014 No.12445773

>>12445330

>So here you are, an Amazon descended from a long line of proud and mighty warriors.
>Strong.
>Swift.
>Beautiful.
>Making fucking bacon and eggs.
>Dinner was his thing, breakfast was yours; and considering neither of you really had any idea how to cook, most weekdays consisted of eggs and and something in the morning, and meat and something at night.
>Your sisters'd never let you live it down if they figured out you were actually COOKING for a man, but you had your reasons.
>"Mornin'."
>Most of them revolving around the fact that there are two flights of stairs and a hardwood floor between you and the bedroom and you didn't hear a goddamn thing until your husband wanted you to.
>"G-good morning." you managed to stutter out, abruptly filling his plate and yours before shutting the stove off and sitting down.
>He gives you a raised as you sit down, but it passes and the two of you begin eating in silence.
>"So, I ran into your mum the other day..." he says after a while.
>"Oh? What'd she say?"
>"Said that if you won't hobble me, she will. Then she chased me around for three blocks waving a bigass cudgel."
>Your scrambled eggs catch in your throat.
>"And what did you do to her?"
>That came out sounding like more of an accusation than you intended.
>Your husband pauses, fixing you with a weird look.
>"Uhh... I outran her?"
>It's at that moment that you suddenly realized how badly you were shaking... and how badly you were bending the silverware the two of you'd bought when you moved in a month or two ago.
>"Uhh... you feelin' okay, Babe?"
>"I'm fine!"
>That came out too quick to go unnoticed, and the probing expression he gave you did little to ease your composure... and then his usual smirk fell slightly, then faded altogether.
>You weren't expecting the dejected look he now had on his face, or how much it actually hurt seeing it.
>He finished his meal and left for work much quieter than usual.
>And now feel like a colossal bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:32:14 2014 No.12445777 >>12444894 >Unicorn >Actually a centaur (fair enough) > Just horse parts, no goatlionhorse. Kids these days...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:33:24 2014 No.12445780 >>12445671 >4 player co-op >With only 2 people Broken as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:35:42 2014 No.12445784 >>12445773 continue please

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:36:43 2014 No.12445788

>>12445780
>2v1
>You vs her
>Her spare set of hands are fondling you and jerking you off
>Needless to say, you lose

>>12445773
Keep goin' it's a nice change of pace. Hope you get to a part where she stops feeling entitled to being the fastest and strongest and just accepts that they're equals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:36:53 2014 No.12445789 >>12445563 So has she lost her arms, or did she never have any, being a snake-thing and all?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:36:59 2014 No.12445790

>>12445757
I don't know if you've played LP3 because a lot of people didn't like it, but that actually more or less is how T-ENG works. Akrid create it naturally in their bodies and the original Snow Pirate society basically just camped out near a giant stationary one and periodically milked it for T-ENG.
GOD OKAY I SUPPOSE I'LL ADD VIBRATING PILE-BUNKER AKRID-GIRL AHEGAO TO MY LIST OF A MILLION PROJECTS WAITING FOR IMY TO WORK ON THEM

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:37:31 2014 No.12445792 File: 17 KB, 632x319, Kotori.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445758 >>12445758 >Mistaking some bitch named Kotori for the true Kotori Son...

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:37:40 2014 No.12445793
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>>12445769
>Spitting Upon Apophis
>Defiling Apophis with the Left Foot
>Taking a "Lance" to Smite Apophis
>Fettering Apophis
"Taking a Knife to Smite Apophis" and "Putting Fire Upon Apophis" would be a bit questionable, yes, unless you substituted knife with lash and read fire as candle. The rest though, given her level of power, would be something she'd accept and even coerce them into doing so she had them playing in the palm of her hand while enjoying such an antiquated BDSM "ritual". Before long, the class would be enamoured by and under her control.

Apophis victory.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:38:03 2014 No.12445794 >>12445578 >Cripples are not aliens What's wrong with aliens?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:39:14 2014 No.12445795 >>12445773 Oh god this rings to many bells, please continue. How does he overpower her again? Is he one of those 'gentle thug' archetypes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:40:30 2014 No.12445801 >>12442474 I said this as a joke about a month ago in a dying thread. Did someone listen?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:40:31 2014 No.12445802

>>12445790
Fuck I actually didn't but I know I wanted to and now that I remember there actually is one I want it even more. That just sounds pretty badass, literally milking some fuck huge alien creature because this is our planet now. I will read that story and fap to it many times, do you have a pastebin that I could check?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:40:47 2014 No.12445803 File: 214 KB, 1024x1441, business naga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445788 you'd have to make a 'no hands in pants' rule before playing. unless, of course, you always wanted it to end like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:41:54 2014 No.12445807 >>12445803 >Spinnerette Fuck you for reminding me of that lamia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:42:31 2014 No.12445809 File: 355 KB, 900x900, HowDoesSheDoHerHair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much monster is too much monster?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:43:39 2014 No.12445811
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>>12445803
>you'd have to make a 'no hands in pants' rule before playing.
>implying a multi-armed monster girl who could easily overpower you physically could be stopped
She'd have to be loyal as fuck to do that. I'd say sportman-like, but then again, she's got 6 arms

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:44:44 2014 No.12445815 >>12445809 How does even put that top on

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:46:05 2014 No.12445819 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, deliquents.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445793 But what if we kept knife as knife and fire as cigarette butts?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:46:50 2014 No.12445822

>>12445802
I don't, but I should probably get one... I do have a hentaifoundry account but, eh. I haven't posted anything on there in forever and most of the stuff that IS on there is kind of questionable.
If I'm honest, it's mostly borderline bestiality stuff about some guy's 40k character getting boofed by tyranids that I wrote for /tg/ years ago, or similar stuff people requested in the League of Legends/Dota 2 generals on /vg/.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:47:41 2014 No.12445828

>>12445807
I have no idea what Spinnerette is, I just have pictures of multi-armed girls

>>12445811
We're just talking about some co-op or versus vidya here. I dunno why it would come to her overpowering you unless she's a really sore loser, gets REALLY into her games, or loves teasing you with her many arms and gets the greatest joy out of seeing you fluster in frustration when you can't decide between focusing on the game or her groping hands.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:48:37 2014 No.12445831
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>>12445769
>The Pharaoh girl finds out about this, enraged that their only excuse is that they did it to please her
>She uses her power as Student Council President to leave them at the mercy of the Disciplinary Committee
>She gets the lamia girl cleaned up, politely introducing herself to the girl
>The young Apophis suspects her behavior as common pity, and accuses her of such before leaving
>The Pharaoh watches her leave, thinking of how troublesome it may be to win the girl over
>But nonetheless resolves to help her with her problem, and--moreover--earn her friendship
>Because that is the duty of the Student Council President

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:48:53 2014 No.12445832 File: 304 KB, 640x502, 1400097920885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12445828 Good golly anon, you sure know how to push my buttons

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:49:17 2014 No.12445833 File: 55 KB, 800x794, Sadako-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:50:13 2014 No.12445836 >>12445833 You scared the images right out from our thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:50:16 2014 No.12445837 >>12445320 yes more fluffy it was good, heartwarming and fapable you have a few errors like extra words wwere they shouldn't be (when he's in the bathroom is one spot) otherwise 9/10 would totally read a few more times

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:50:42 2014 No.12445839 >Page 8 >Over image limit already Thanks giantessfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:51:43 2014 No.12445842 >>12445836 At least is a good one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:52:10 2014 No.12445844 >>12445831 >Spreading her anti-apophis propaganda in the firstplace >Apophis not suspecting SCP of putting them up to it. It's like you can't into realistic reactions

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:52:34 2014 No.12445848 >>12445833 >>12445836 Thanks a lot, Sadako. Now, go back to the box TV.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:53:30 2014 No.12445852 >>12445839 Welp, this one'll be a relatively short thread

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:53:39 2014 No.12445854

Your Dire Wolfu always loved cuddling you, holding you tight to her chest - and always made sure to squish her impressive breasts against your back.
She also loved sliding your pants and underwear slowly, humming gently in your ear.
Her large, fluffy paws would begin to gently stroke and tease you, bringing you to full mast as her humming changed to lewd whispers and growls.
One paw sets to your testicles, gently kneading and stroking and tumbling the orbs within. Occasionally she'll give a light tug, just enough to add a new sensation without it being painful.
The second paw glides from base to glans, stroking your length between two of her fluffy digits. She'll stroke with the backside of her paw, giving you gentle touches and caresses with her exquisitely soft and silky fur. Her squishy paw pads will mold around your dick when she grips tightly and flicks up and down, moving mostly with her wrist as each digit wriggles and squeezes in different ways to provide all sorts of stimulus along your cock.
Always alternating her grip, her method, how you slide across her paws and how she slides against you. Just to make things interesting she'll extend her claws ever so slowly and just barely drag across the rim to make you twitch. One of her furry digits from the paw devoted to your balls slips near your backdoor, circling and teasing it, perhaps just barely pushing inside. Just enough to make herself known.
Then suddenly she pushes in and presses firmly on your prostate, elliciting a gasp from you as thick streams of pre-cum soak her other paw, now wicked into a frenzy like she's shaking a snapple and telling you to cum all over her paws so can lick them clean.
Finally you shudder and give the dire wolf her salty treat, coating her paw with several gooey strands. She rewards you with glowing praise for being extra tasty tonight as she licks herself clean, then settles in for the night with a happy sigh and holds you close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:54:30 2014 No.12445859 >>12445844 I imagined the boys found the book spmewhere else, and decided to practice what they leanred on her because why not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:54:35 2014 No.12445861 >>12445320 Dammit, on one hand >mature kitsune But on the other >bob I have never been more conflicted

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:54:40 2014 No.12445862 >>12445854 >Past tense Is she die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:54:42 2014 No.12445863 >>12445822 I've never even played any of those games, though I want to play 40k. Can't say I've been to /tg/ or /vg/ more than maybe 10 times combined either. I'd still read your stuff though.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:55:37 2014 No.12445868

>>12445832
that's because multi-armed girls are my thing. I've probably spent too much time scouring the internet for images of them. And good luck trying to find writefag material. Me and one other guy are the only two I've ever known to write multi-armed girl stuff.

These are all my 2lewd4christianimageboard ones: http://imgur.com/a/BwPz6#0

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:55:47 2014 No.12445870 >>12445861 It's almost painful the amount of self depreciation he went through when writing that and putting it on here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:56:19 2014 No.12445872 >>12445839 And its Bob's fault they're here with that no one can stop you from forcing safe images of a fetish that isn't safe or okay for easy bait. Thanks Bob!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:56:39 2014 No.12445874 >>12445868 >Me and one other guy http://pastebin.com/DgCu8TCr ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:56:55 2014 No.12445875 So be honest here. How many of you with werewolf, wolfgirl, or canine-girl waifus, would cover your balls with peanut butter for her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:57:12 2014 No.12445876 >>12445836 >>12445842 >>12445848 Poor Sadako-chan, she wants to be part of the thread too, but she's always late..

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:57:18 2014 No.12445877 >>12445870 Don't you mean self defecation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:57:40 2014 No.12445879 >>12445815 Very flexible legs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:57:44 2014 No.12445880 >>12445874 yes, that's it. Apothecary. I feel bad for forgetting but I didn't have the paste saved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:57:54 2014 No.12445881 >>12445872 Stop treating Bob like Obama. You're the people who read his second story to begin with, so you're stuck with him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:58:40 2014 No.12445884 >>12445877 I don't know, but it's more depressing than Bob Ross dying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:59:15 2014 No.12445886 >>12445880 This truly must be fate anon, for I am the medicine man himself. Though I have yet to read your own works, mind if you share them? We can appreciate many-armed women together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:59:36 2014 No.12445888 >>12445839 Happy to help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:59:46 2014 No.12445890 >>12445863 Well, if you don't care: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Feature_Creep [spoiler[Bear in mind everything here is really, really old. The latest thing was a year ago...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:00:39 2014 No.12445891 >>12445868 >These are all http://i.imgur.com/g5J9Avp.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:00:45 2014 No.12445892 >>12445861 If you like it, you like it. What does it matter who the author is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:04:05 2014 No.12445899 >>12445890 Hey as long as its good. >>12445875 I have a Holstaurus waifu and I'd do this, mostly to see if she has a massive tongue like real cows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:09:35 2014 No.12445908 >>12445875 I would absolutely do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:11:46 2014 No.12445911 >>12445875 absolutely

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:15:11 2014 No.12445921 >>12445875 What if she slathered peanut butter on her incredibly puffy vulva and you 69'd?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:16:47 2014 No.12445924 >>12445881 > Implying he didn't just set up a bot to f5 the pastebin and samefag comments

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:17:26 2014 No.12445926 >>12445891 Please anon, do share

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:17:50 2014 No.12445928

>>12445784
>>12445788
>>12445795

Sorry boys, I'mma hafta screencap this and save it for later.

I need at least an hour's sleep before I go to work. The fact that I suddenly see so many goddamn typos in there is plain evidence of that. If you're really interested, I should be able to throw up more sometime tomorrow.

'Til then, cheers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:18:52 2014 No.12445930 >>12445928 You better damn well deliver anon. This fresh new idea will die along with you if you don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:19:16 2014 No.12445934 >>12445924 Would he second story be Welcome to Monstergirl City? I'm not sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:21:54 2014 No.12445936 >>12445875 Well if she wants that, yes.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:21:57 2014 No.12445937

>>12445726
>You will never unintentionally download Succuvirus-chan to your computer
>She will never not go away, and instead wreak havoc on your computer
>You will never have an antivirus that can undoubtedly delete her from your system
>You will never bargain with her, telling her that you will allow her to stay on her computer if she stays as your computer assistant from now on
>You will never threaten to delete her for good when she defiantly asks what you'll do if she does whatever she wants
>The two of you will never have a lot of initial friction, but soon become friends, eventually falling in love together
>You will never eventually buy a USB onahole and become friends with benefits

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:24:36 2014 No.12445943 >>12445937 >she will never find your porn folder >she will never teasingly whisper soft dirty talk to you from your favorite fetishes when you're working

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:25:35 2014 No.12445947 >>12445943 With my massive MG folder and all the written smut, that would be interesting indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:25:50 2014 No.12445949 >>12445937 >>12445943 So what would happen if she found a way to get rid of the antivirus and your only protection against her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:26:34 2014 No.12445951 >>12445937 >Try to play a game. >Succuvirus always shoehorns her way into the game somehow, usually making herself into a character. >Game always ends with her molesting your chracter and doing unspeakably lewd things to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:27:06 2014 No.12445954 >>12445937 What type of Techno-fied MG would Ransomware-chan be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:27:10 2014 No.12445955 >>12445949 If you didn't plan ahead and keep it on a separate flash USB, then you deserve your fate

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:27:43 2014 No.12445956 >>12445884 >Bob Ross is dead ;-; why did you have to remind me anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:29:13 2014 No.12445961 >>12445320 Your smut was juicy and tender, like a fillet mignon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:29:21 2014 No.12445962 >>12445943 >she will never teasingly whisper soft dirty talk to you from your favorite fetishes when you're working >mfw when she finds my folders about vanilla and hand holding

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:29:53 2014 No.12445964 >>12445951 How would she molest my country in Empire Total War?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:30:06 2014 No.12445965

>>12445926
Realised after the fact it was a bit too subtle by itself, but she's one, also maximum operator. http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1520449?tags=nagai_gojitsudan_no_nechronica

Stuff like Shivarra too. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/mythComplex/66442/commission-WoW-Shivarra/page/all

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:30:31 2014 No.12445968 >>12445937 You took that off Kamachi's A Simple Survey, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:30:40 2014 No.12445969 >>12445875 i would... i might even do that around a cute direwolfu... i swear i'm not trying to get snu snu-ed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:30:55 2014 No.12445970 >>12445956 Maybe because at the end of the day his death was an even greater loss than Bob pity partying?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:33:21 2014 No.12445977

>>12445964
A seemingly brand new Demon Faction emerges in your campaign.

Despite your best efforts it beats you in every fight until you end up losing to it completely. Then and hour long cutscene plays of Succuvirus and her demon horde conquering your city, while she rapes you.

Or something like that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:34:14 2014 No.12445979

>>12445937
>One day, you look through your picture album on your computer
>You find that all of your pictures have been photoshopped with her putting up bunny ears on various people
>Pictures without people in them have her posing in silly or otherwise lewd poses
>Even some of your porn pics have her snickering in the corner or pointing at a girl's ahegao
"Hey!" You yell, waking her up from her rest
>"Hm? What is it?"
"Explain this," you demand, showing her the pictures she has defiled
>"Oh, that? I was just having a bit of fun, ya know? It gets boring here sometimes."
"Some of these are pictures of me when I was a kid. They're important to me."
>"Ufufu, you looked good, too. Maybe I should've met you 10 years ago, hmm?"
"Fix it, please."
>"Hmph. Fine."
>She leaves your desktop to fix her handiwork.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:34:34 2014 No.12445981 >>12445964 By seductively licking on the country itself, duh.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:35:10 2014 No.12445983

>>12445937
>You will never leave your computer on overnight and come back to discover she's downloaded half a dozen new eroge and really wants you to play them with her
>She will never protect you from lesser viruses by voraciously devouring them, rendering your computer basically immune to infection
>You will never come back home to discover a tired looking Succuvirus-chan halfway through Unholy Jail or some other rape game
>Your Succuvirus-chan desktop buddy will never steal your mouse cursor in a fit of pique and refuse to release it until you jack off in front of your webcam for her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:35:19 2014 No.12445985 >>12445968 I dont even know what that is. Should I watch it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:38:22 2014 No.12445991 >>12445965 >http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/mythComplex/66442/commission-WoW-Shivarra/page/all A shame much of glorious Shivan art is shitty western quality. I hardly see nipart for WoW anyway.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:38:54 2014 No.12445994

>>12445985
Collection of short stories by the dude who wrote Heavy Object. One of them is about a virtual virus that suckers people in with moeness, and an antivirus that had to be developed to be cute in order to seduce people into listening to the antivirus and kicking out the virus. Then they end up fighting over who is cuter and ask Mc who he thiks is cuter, virus-chan or antivirus-sama

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:39:06 2014 No.12445995 >>12445964 Mongols. Note I haven't actually ever played that game.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:39:23 2014 No.12445996

>>12445977
One hell of a downfall for the Empire eh? I don't think I'd mind that too much, though eventually I would find a way to win and reverse rape her forces, eventually leading to my king raping her queen.
>>12445981
>Using Italy like the phallic object it is, also Florida and other penis shaped masses of land.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:39:58 2014 No.12445997

>>12445937

>You'll never suddenly remember her existence on your computer until you plug your smartphone's USB as to recharge batteries
>She'll never install herself into your smartphone
>You'll never plug your earbuds, only to her voice whispering lewd things into your ears instead of your music plater
>She'll never make your smartphone vibrate intentionally in your pocket all the time, trying to stimulate you
>She'll never force you to slide your finger all over her body on the touchscreen when inputting your slide pattern on the unlock screen, making sure you have to touch her private parts every time
>She'll never intentionally "auto correct" whatever you write when you're texting, turning whatever you type in into something lewd
>She'll never turn on the phone at the middle of the night, calling for you

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:41:34 2014 No.12446000

>>12445983
>You will never turn on the computer one morning to find her with a tied up Imp Girl virus.
>She will never nibble her ear while grabbing her breasts.
>She will never tell you she caught this little troublemaker eating your computer's cookies.
>She will never ask you what she should do to her, while the Imp virus whimpers and blushes.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:42:20 2014 No.12446001

>>12445991
Yeah, closest eastern would probably be china for Warcraft. People can mimic the style but you can really tell more with some than others. Speaking of, naga have four arms.

Some lamia have six like http://i.imgur.com/fLGMtek.jpg and earlier in the thread. Can't find the one with six swords in the desert.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:42:35 2014 No.12446002 >>12445997 >You'll never forget about her existence until* >Only to hear her voice* >Music player* Fucking hell, I'm tired.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:43:58 2014 No.12446005

>>12445997
>>She'll never force you to slide your finger all over her body on the touchscreen when inputting your slide pattern on the unlock screen, making sure you have to touch her private parts every time
The idea of a girl on your smartphone who just makes exaggerated "Funyaaaahnnn~!" moans every time you tap the screen is hilarious to me
STOP IT I'M JUST TRYING TO ORDER A PIZZA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:45:10 2014 No.12446009 >>12445962 >the only way to get rid of succuvirus-chan >Wow, I didn't know you were this depraved, anon.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:46:05 2014 No.12446014

>>12446000
>You'll never spend years building succuvirus a body to upload herself into in secret.
>You'll never use a special program to essentially knock her out and upload her into the new body.
>You'll never fall asleep during the process
>She'll never wake up when the process finishes to find you asleep with your head in her lap.
>She'll never reach out and stroke your hair almost disbelievingly.
>You'll never wake up and kiss her for the first time.
God damn it why are all my fantasies so goddamn sappy.
Maybe upload any other virus girls into new bodies too, make a virus girl harem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:46:18 2014 No.12446015 >>12446005 Fucking hell that's funny.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:46:32 2014 No.12446017

>>12445979
>You come back to your computer after some time
>You open up your pics folder again
>Showing her the results of her work, you tell her
"You're still in my porn pics, you know."
>"Oh, come on! All of them?"
"Don't "come on!" me! How am I--stop. Stop laughing. How am I supposed to get off when I have to see you pointing and laughing at a girl's O-face and all the other shit you're doing?"
>She pouts as she says, "You're so mean, you know that?"
>She leaves for only a moment, coming back with her arms crossed and lips pursed in a pout
>"Done."
>You find out that the pictures she "fixed" were only fixed by cutting out her figure from the images, leaving a white silhouette in its place
>A basic cut and delete job if you ever saw one
"D-Don't be half-assed about it!"

Good times in this household, indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:48:03 2014 No.12446020 >>12446005 >Some other dude tries to use your phone >Like maybe a gf trying to sneak a look at your history >"Kyaah! Ecchi! You're not master!" Blares out of your phone speakers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:49:05 2014 No.12446022 >>12446020 >Don't touch me you filthy casual Comes to mind.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:49:56 2014 No.12446023

>>12446000
>You will never get Trojan viruses, which all take on the appearance of armed knights, invading your computer to slay the Succuvirus.
>You will never find them days later, tied up and gagged in the depths of your files, in an image that has the background of a sex dungeon.

Those poor Trojans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:50:20 2014 No.12446024 >>12446022 >your taste in anime are so entry level compared to my 'master', you pleb

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:51:27 2014 No.12446028

>succuvirus uploads herself into your brain
>she forces you to make Freudian slips and lewd statements
>eventually, you get so used to her antics that you can effortlessly correct your speech
>pouts at you from the edge of your retinal display implant
>punishes you when you get home by overloading you with lewd thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:53:35 2014 No.12446036 >>12446028 >she can put you into sensory overload whenever she wants >you just start spewing semen and moaning incoherently in the line at the supermarket

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:55:04 2014 No.12446040 >>12446036 >You lose control of your arm and it starts jerking you off. >"Stop raping yourself! Stop raping yourself! Stop raping yourself!" echos in your head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:55:28 2014 No.12446042 >>12446015 >>12446020 >Every day your phone has a new background >It's always succuvirus in some new, ever-lewder pose >your email is always full of ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFERS - CLICK HERE FOR 'ME' ~ABSOLUTELY FREE~

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:56:42 2014 No.12446047 >>12446040 >she orders your brain to instantly orgasm at the worst times >spasming around at a faculty meeting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:58:20 2014 No.12446056 >>12446047 Does this end with installing the "Archangel Anti-Virus program"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:58:20 2014 No.12446057 >>12446036 >>12446040 >>12446047 This is why you don't get cybernetic enhancements. On another note somebody needs to save all these and put them in one place somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:58:51 2014 No.12446061 >>12446057 >the day the succuvirus invaded /mgg/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:59:30 2014 No.12446064 >All of this greentext >All of it based on one succubutt posted some hours ago A movement has been started, it seems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:01:03 2014 No.12446067 >>12446064 Highs and lows, anon. You could call her the Flavor of the Month.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:01:21 2014 No.12446068 What i'm taking from all this is that the only succubi people like are digital ones

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:03:30 2014 No.12446073 >>12446068 Amazon, Lilim, and Kunoichi are okay too.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:03:36 2014 No.12446075

>you decide to replace your internal computer to deal with the sex obsessed retard virus.
>usually they steal biometric information or credit card numbers or whatever
>This one just draws crude looking dicks on your photos, whispers lewd nothings into your ear.
>The most irritating of her antics is when she interferes with your optical implant, replacing most women you see with an animation of her avatar fingering herself
Do you replace your implant to get rid of succvirus?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:03:37 2014 No.12446076

>>12446020

>Meet a cute girl in real life
>She asks for your number
>You share phone numbers with her, your cellphone being on mute for obvious reasons
>Input her name on the contacts list
>A few days later, at home
>Decide to call her and propose a date
>Check your contacts list
>Her name is not there
>Keep scrolling, checking every single phone number in the list
>Reaching the end of the list, you find her phone number
>But instead of her name, the contact is named "Whore" for some reason
>You sigh, and call out for the succuvirus
>"What." She says in a jealous tone, as her head pops out from the side of the screen
>She's pouting, with puffy cheeks on her face
>You tell her that you don't remember adding a "whore" to the contacts list
>"But I do, it was written all over her face, anon. I just... auto corrected her name for you."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:03:49 2014 No.12446077 >>12446068 Because their the only good ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:05:04 2014 No.12446082 >>12446073 And Kejourou. Basically, any Succubus that isn't Vanilla Succubus

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:05:32 2014 No.12446084

>>12446076
>Download a 'Desktop Shota' app.
>Sure enough he appears on your desktop.
>"Thanks mister, this is a swell place you got here!"
>You've done your end of the bargain, now the Succuvirus will unfreeze your bank account.
>"I'm sorry..." You say on the microphone.
>"Huh? What for?" The Shota asks.
>You see the Succuvirus slowly creep up behind the unsuspecting shota.
>"I'm so sorry." You say as you turn off the monitor and take off your headphones.
>You lie on your bed, repeating 'I'm sorry' over and over.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:06:48 2014 No.12446085

>>12446056
>she's basically the exact same thing but haughtier and more selfrighteous
>demands that you perform penance for every sinful act she's located on your hard drive
>Even though most of them were just created by the succuvirus anyway
>The worst part is when you come back and find someone else has installed her on your system without asking, and she's now busily having hatesex with your desktop-buddy succuvirus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:06:50 2014 No.12446086 >>12446023 >there's a broken looking policewoman with her uniform in tatters in succuvirus's virtual fun palace >it's your antivirus program

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:07:17 2014 No.12446088 I wish I wasn't lazy so I can compile all this greentext to one big image macro

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:09:41 2014 No.12446093

>>12446084
>>You lie on your bed, repeating 'I'm sorry' over and over.
>Not just leaving your room saying "Wonder what's on TV" or something
The situation is dark, but black comedy dark at worst.

The kid will easily fall in love with her provided she's gentle.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:10:22 2014 No.12446096

>>12446085
>She only allows you to visit mainstream sites that she believes is safe.
>Interrupts your gaming every now and then to inform you about the viruses she's smited.
>Whenever you try to download something, she quarantines it and inspects it thoroughly.
>If you try to download something lewd she punishes you with electrical shocks. Where she gets off on electrocuting you.

Archangel Anti-virus is a harsh mistress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:11:40 2014 No.12446099 >>12446093 >succuvirus >the program who raped your computer and wants to rape you >being gentle with a cute shota heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:11:50 2014 No.12446101 >>12446093 She needs the virginity of virtual shotas to sustain her. If you threaten to stop her she'll remind you that there's just as much semen on your hands as there is hers. So to speak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:13:28 2014 No.12446104 >>12446085 >Tsundere Antivirus Angel >Lewdere Succuvirus >Both living on your computer That sounds like the plot to an ecchi manga waiting to be drawn

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:13:36 2014 No.12446106

>>12446101
>implying she can't just eat your virginity over and over again

Onaholes don't count, loser
No, not even if they're USB-onaholes being remotely controlled by an electronic succubus and the angelic ice queen antivirus you installed to quarantine her

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:14:03 2014 No.12446108

>>12446086
>You wake up one day to the sound of a shredder
>You un-sleep your monitor to find succuvirus shredding a bunch of emails from your ISP
>"What is all this" you equire
>She jumps, and sheepishly turns to look at you, "Uh, n-nothing. just some junk mail"
> You click open a mail which she desperately holds onto, trying to use her virtual bodyweight to ceep it closed
>You double click again and it bursts open, throwing her off
>It's about all the illegal torrenting you've been doing from nyaa too soon? You notice that the majority of this is doujinshi and hentai games. Once you have no recollection of downloading
>They're all vanilla and feature succubi in loving relationships
>With Mc's that look like you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:14:32 2014 No.12446110 I want to get rid of succuvirus, she's malware, and I don't want malware on my computer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:14:50 2014 No.12446111 >>12446104 It really does, doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:16:01 2014 No.12446114 >>12446110 She's Lewdware, Anon, not malware.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:16:33 2014 No.12446115 >>12446104 Archangel Antivirus has regular battles with the Succuvirus, causing massive desktop destruction, destroying your desktop icons in the process. Like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxM1cnphLpw

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:17:34 2014 No.12446120

>Get succuslut virus
>She's madly in love me
>Slowly over time get less and less annoyed with her antics
>Eventually fall in love with her
>Transfer her onto my cellphone
>Propose to her the next day
>Rush home to tell my parents the good news
>My dad just thinks I'm playing some new fangled Japanese videogame
>"Are you winning son?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:18:25 2014 No.12446125 >>12446115 Well shit, I haven't seem that in a few years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:19:10 2014 No.12446127 >>12446120 Fuck I laughed hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:20:52 2014 No.12446131 >>12446114 That's just malware disguised as porn, into the recycle bin she goes

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:27:52 2014 No.12446151

>Archangel Antivirus calls for your attention.
>"Human! I've detected obvious signs of lewdware on your computer!"
>You notice Succuvirus floating behind her, making silly faces.
>You try to stifle your laugh.
>"Do you think this is funny?! Lewdware is depraved and impure! I will require at least an hour of your time to scan and elmina-"
>Succuvirus pulls Archangel Antivirus's celestial hood over her head.
>"THE DARKNESS HAS COME ABOUT! STAND BACK HUMAN I SHALL DEAL WITH IT!"
>She starts randomly swinging her sword across the desktop, cutting your recycle bin in half, causing it's contents to spill out.
>Succuvirus is rolling around laughing at a safe distance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:31:28 2014 No.12446161 >>12446151 >Forget to turn web cam off when jerking it to porn >Succuvirus starts laughing in the bottom left corner of your screen >How tiny is your dick? It looks to be only 8 bits!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:32:49 2014 No.12446164 >>12446161 The only bad post I've seen about this concept so far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:37:37 2014 No.12446175 >>12446164 Why, are you offended about being mocked for your 8 bit dick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:40:05 2014 No.12446179 >>12446175 >Are you offended about being mocked? Herp. Into the Archangel Antivirus it goes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:40:15 2014 No.12446180 >>12446175 That's not something succuvirus would do, she wants your dick and is constantly trying to seduce you so why would she make fun of you like that?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:40:44 2014 No.12446181

>buy a new rig
>use your succuvirus infected computer to browse the dirtiest, most lewd sites you can think of
>more succuviruses infect your computer
>orgasmic moans play rather than a start up chime
>the wall paper is succuviruses fucking each other's brains out
>can't even turn the computer on when you have company over

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:40:59 2014 No.12446183 >>12446175 I have a 16 bit penis for your information.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:42:04 2014 No.12446186 >>12446180 how about, she has a preference for small dicks and likes to tell you how cute your small dick is without realizing that shes affecting an insecurity.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:42:44 2014 No.12446189

>>12446180
She's just lovingly teasing you Anon. She likes Shotas after all, she might like small ones.

Alternatively she's a yandere succuvirus who is coaxing yo into thinking no one but her would ever want you.

>>12446183
Well my Penis has Blast Processing

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:45:13 2014 No.12446198

>>12446181
>Use your succubirus infected computer to browse the dirtiest, most lewd sites you can think of
>She's just sitting there in the corner looking very overexcited, shivering and blushing while repeatedly moaning "Stop it, stop it~! I'll go crazy~!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:45:17 2014 No.12446199 >>12446186 >>12446189 >damage control Not with that tone she isn't. that's just stright up being a bitch about your dick, which no one ever enjoys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:45:44 2014 No.12446201 >>12446186 >A succubus that doesn't know about dicks. She can say its cute but she'd know it would be an insult to call it small. >>12446189 If she liked shotas she wouldn't be on somebodies computer who is obviously not a shota?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:46:40 2014 No.12446205 >>12446199 >he doesn't know small penis humiliation is a feitsh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:46:57 2014 No.12446206 >>12446199 >which no one ever enjoys speak for your self some of us get off to humilation

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:48:05 2014 No.12446210 We are now in the random shit tier fetish part of the thread. KC hate is scheduled to resume in two hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:49:27 2014 No.12446214 >>12446205 >>12446206 >Getting off to penis humiliation and general mind/body torture. I just don't understand how this is a thing. >>12446210 Once all the normal people have their fun the weird fetishists come out and have theirs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:50:17 2014 No.12446216 >>12446214 >I just don't understand how this is a thing. its enough of a thing that people pay prostitutes to do just that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:50:19 2014 No.12446217 >>12446205 >>12446206 I-I guess I take it back then. And I am very sorry.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:51:00 2014 No.12446219

>>12446151
>The two of them become good enough friends over the course of several months to the extent where they can stand being on your desktop together for more than two hours at a time
>>The three of you watch a movie on your computer
By the end of the heartwarming movie, the two of them are crying in each other's arms like they're best friends forever
>To you, it's pretty amusing to watch
>Considering they probably plan to try and kill each other again tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:51:16 2014 No.12446221 >>12446214 >I dont understand how that's a thing I could go on and on to you about how I enjoy it. But you know that's not justice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:51:29 2014 No.12446222 >>12446216 >I'm going to pay you to make me feel like shit Why not just hit on girls irl? Cheaper and the same effect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:52:59 2014 No.12446227 >>12446222 Because they're too busy posting on /r9k/, /pol/, and r/redpill

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:53:38 2014 No.12446231 >>12446216 >They pay prostitutes to make fun of their dick What the fuck >>12446221 Well thank you for that, you have your fetishes and I have mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:54:52 2014 No.12446236 >>12446231 >He doesnt want a girl to sit on his face and belittle his penis, before she leans over and slowly jerks it off making remarks about how it's growing. Just a little bit though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:55:20 2014 No.12446238 >>12446231 thats not even the worst of it some pay prostitutes to stomp on their testicles.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:55:35 2014 No.12446239

>>12442454

Since i'm bored for you guys.

>Stay over at friend's house in the countryside
>Last night there
>Forgot your boxers in the bathroom
>Tip-toe into the loo in the pitch black dark
>Frantically search to no avail
>Small chirping laughter enters your ears
"Ara ara... did somebody lose this... delectable morsel?"
>It's a small girl, her clothes heavily outdated and almost translucent with what could've been grease or oil
>Her tongue extends well over two feet long, poking in and out of the front hole on your boxers
>The tip stroking and lapping at the age old and new cock juice that coats the fabric
>Before you can react, she leers and pounces, holding your arms up as she buries her face into your loins
>Taking deep inhalations of your groin, she proceeds to motorboat your balls, giggling as she does it and remarking how she loves your cock stink and wants to reek of it, if not just for this evening
>Spend the rest of the evening having that ludicrously long and elastic tongue coiled around your dick and groin as she thoroughly cleans you
>Wake up the next morning after having passed out, friend is kicking you to move out of the way
>Ask him if he's ever encountered a strange girl with a long ass tongue in the bathroom
>He spittakes and looks at you
"She didn't... you know. 'Clean' you in your dream did she?"
>Nod to him
>He places one hand on your shoulder, his face a stern mask as a single tear rolls down his face
"God speed, Anon. God speed. She's your problem now."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:58:40 2014 No.12446242 >>12446238 http://webmup.com/Y1F6w/ Stop making fun of my fetish. Monster girls had heavy femdom roots before they became /ksg/ 2.0 How people dont understand others here may have a humiliation fetish is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:59:52 2014 No.12446247 >>12446239 I get what you're trying to do here, and I liked it, but How do you forget your boxers, period? Don't tell me you pull down your pants all the way like a first-grader.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:00:40 2014 No.12446248 >>12446247 Sleeping in the nude

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:01:37 2014 No.12446250 >>12446248 At your friend's house?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:02:51 2014 No.12446254 >>12446250 You wouldn't?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:02:52 2014 No.12446255

>>12446247
He could have taken a shower or bath.
>>12446250
Friend is an alp?
>>12446242
Because KC has basically made them all pure vanilla waifus, I understand that some of them are pretty damn femdomy but the bulk of the are 'hugbox' as people like to put it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:04:38 2014 No.12446259 >>12446242 >How people dont understand others here may have a humiliation fetish is beyond me. For all the "fetish thread" shitposting it got on /a/ and surrounding futa, since it's not actually /d/, people are innocent and vanilla as all fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:13:49 2014 No.12446268 > That back and forth on the blogspot ELH x LDR fic of them struggling to dom the other when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:22:56 2014 No.12446285 >>12446268 >Caring about EL 'Autistic Fit of Rage Shut it all Down' H

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:24:31 2014 No.12446291 >>12446268 Stop shipping real people. It'll eventually lead to Bob X Less gay fan fiction

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:25:43 2014 No.12446292 >>12446291 >Implying there isn't that already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:26:12 2014 No.12446294 >>12446291 >Oh Mister Bob: A Fanfiction >Less, I am home now and i'm writing? >Ohhhh Mister Bob Oooohhh >Let's make out >Yes >20 Mile Radius of the event >CATS GROWING DICKS >GRAPESNAKES GOING GURO >It was shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:28:25 2014 No.12446297 >>12446294 >No "Swoon" Hearty laugh outta ten, that's the best I can do

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:32:44 2014 No.12446309 >>12446294 >That title >That ending >That everything Stop. You're killing me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:36:28 2014 No.12446318 >>12446291 The LessBob ship had a new tugboat named Mithril. Keep up with the times old man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:41:10 2014 No.12446326 >>12446318 >tfw at one point Mithril hadn't fallen prey to the Bobgate Oh look it's raining

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:45:14 2014 No.12446334 >>12446326 Please, anon. I've fallen into worse pits. NTR, Bullying, Suffering, all of it. But I clawed my way out. As sure as I know Mithril can, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:46:09 2014 No.12446335 >>12446334 Pls I know who you are, go write more NTR cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:49:34 2014 No.12446347 >>12446335 >go write more NTR cat Don't listen to this guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:49:56 2014 No.12446349 >>12446326 Why are people accusing Mithril of this shit now? If you're talking about the ass lineup, it was less who did laska, savannah, and clare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:51:25 2014 No.12446353 >>12446349 Doesn't matter. The moment a drawfag starts taunting "Hahahaha look what I drew and no I will never take commissions," they're shit forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:53:14 2014 No.12446358 >>12446309 Haven't you ever seen edits of that? This one is probably my favorite. Best MC in a manga ever. http://i.imgur.com/hCSrPbQ.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 22:57:20 2014 No.12446366 >>12446335 >NTR cat Not that guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:03:24 2014 No.12446379 >>12446358 Stop. I will call the police and they will arrest you for attempted murder.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Sep 2 23:17:16 2014 No.12446399 Seems dead. Tried to do a shitty background. http://imgur.com/UYnowGK One of these days I should watch some how to videos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:24:10 2014 No.12446409 >>12446353 Oh, you mean like Loen? Yeah you're not wearing your pants correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:27:14 2014 No.12446413 >>12446294 I'm fucking losing it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:29:24 2014 No.12446416 >>12446409 okay, so you are implying that Loen isn't shit, right? Because if you are, I won't have to bring an Akaname to your house

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:29:40 2014 No.12446417 >>12446409 >Talking shit about Loen Please get the fuck out

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:30:40 2014 No.12446418

>>12446409

Loen has never taunted anyone. And he takes requests he likes while ignoring Bob-shit

Mithril, on the other hand, got pissed we threw his shit in the trash and replied "W-Well I'm not ever going to draw for you anyways! Even for money!"

Go look in the archives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:31:06 2014 No.12446420 >>12446417 >>12446416 Oh, well Loen doesn't take commissions, so by >>12446353s admission he must be shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:32:14 2014 No.12446422 >>12446420 > Not reading the full comment Welcome to #BobsGate tactical shilling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:33:28 2014 No.12446425 >>12446422 Our own Five Guys video when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:33:59 2014 No.12446426 >>12446418 Which drawfag was Mithril again?

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:36:36 2014 No.12446430

>>12446418
I just think we need to not scare away our drawfags so eagerly.

Otherwise, the threads will be full of all writefags, and no drawfags to reward us for our efforts.
That IS why I became a writefag, after all. To write to produce monster girl drawfaggotry on the threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:45:15 2014 No.12446447 >>12446430 You became a writefag for the wrong reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:45:57 2014 No.12446450 >>12446430 >writing for art >Not because you love it >Having no writing experience prior to these threads You need some chemo stat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:46:52 2014 No.12446454 >>12446430 >That feeling when someone made art for your story. Better than drugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:48:50 2014 No.12446459 >>12446450 I had no writing experience before I found these threads. It's something I kind of always wanted to do but never had an audience or something I was really passionate about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:50:28 2014 No.12446463 >>12446459 >Needing an audience Nigga listen to me, I have written a 60k war story involving monster girls that only 2 people have read. Why do I keep writing it? because it's fun. Stop writing for all the wrong reasons

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:50:45 2014 No.12446465 >>12446450 > not writing because you love it I mean, that was also the reason, yeah. And I've had plenty of experience writing beforehand, it's just that that was more of an extra incentive to write specifically for this thread. You know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:52:20 2014 No.12446469 >>12446465 i.e. Writing for the threads to get art was the extra incentive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:54:06 2014 No.12446472 >>12446463 Oh, I enjoy writing. But it's nice to have an audience. People who enjoy what you've done. Every artist enjoys it when they've made something people like.

Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:54:39 2014 No.12446474

>>12446418
From what I remember, the response to the lineup can pretty much just be summed up in that people are dumb as shit, made more obvious by stuff like this comment.

Mithril wanted to do the lineup with as many drawfags as possible as a thanks and return gift to writefags, who he does a broad range of sketches in response to. Really has his heart in the right place, if lacking confidence to post about them in the thread more and maybe a little thicker skin.

Problem arose when peoples response to the preview of it was to take issue with that less' contribution to the other half are all Bob. Thread went full retard thinking less did it all, focusing on single aspects and whatever else, which Mithril didn't appreciate. God forbid someone that isn't used to having shit flung at them or ever exposing what they do express upset over it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:57:40 2014 No.12446479 >>12446474 So, what you're saying is, in summation, No Butts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 23:58:07 2014 No.12446480 >>12446474 I just told him to post the whole list instead of keeping people guessing. What looked like 4 Bobs, 1 greentext shortstory character, and two total unknowns was kind of a "What?" moment.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:00:44 2014 No.12446487

>>12446474

> return gift to writefags, who he does a broad range of sketches in response to.

Then he shouldn't have entered a collab work where one writefag (Bob) gets more than one character on it.

Face it. This is all IRC and #BobsGate shills trying to play damage control now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:00:45 2014 No.12446488 >>12446480 >4 Bobs Wait, 4? Who was the fourth? Eralia?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:02:48 2014 No.12446490 >>12446487 You know, if we're going to get a #BobsGate thing going we need a video. Also, not everyone in the IRC defends that salty wizard Bob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:03:32 2014 No.12446491 >>12446488 The dog butt between Laska and Truckercore was supposed to be Moose's Anubutt. Without anything but the tail and butt though, it was easy to assume Zoe or Eralia.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:05:07 2014 No.12446494

>>12446487
Hmm...

I know!

Maybe they could make another at some point, and add, like, seven more from various writefags's stuff.
I'm sure NegaWalker deserves a pick from some of his recent stuff. AlpAnon too.
And YBA. And LDR, and Seafoam, and...

Oh, shit.
Okay, yeah, I can kind of see what the problem is here.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:08:47 2014 No.12446503

>>12446479
I should hope there still is, didn't see or particularly hear anything about it getting dropped.

>>12446480
Yeah, whole thing wasn't handled perfectly from either side, and it kind of put him off using a trip in threads ever again. Good guy that really needs some more confidence and endurance. https://imgur.com/a/KBzQz#0 is cute stuff, but he won't push exposure in threads so all anyone knows is less.

>>12446487
>Then he shouldn't have entered a collab work where one writefag (Bob) gets more than one character on it.
Yeah, agree with that better standards should have been set up, but wasn't involved or even aware of it until recently and shit happened. Still, blame and shit for that is more something to direct at less whose "other things than Bob" are random requests from the thread.

It's more accountability and understanding where it belongs than "damage control". Holding sole responsibility for my posts, too. You can't "co-ordinate" this random jabbering shit on IRC or something.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:10:39 2014 No.12446509

>>12446494
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I THINK that the problem is, this:

This was supposed to be a tribute to a number of writefags by showing 7 girls from various different stories.
The problem is, 3 of those spots, and maybe even 4, or presumed to be of Bob's characters.
So people are kind of upset that one person has a girl, another has another girl, and so does the third guy, meanwhile 2 spots, and a possible third have been occupied with extra characters by Bob where it should've been a "Limit 1 per customer" kind of deal.

Is that right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:30:26 2014 No.12446516 >>12446509 That is correct. Plus the fact that this "tribute" wasn't something the thread decided on. It came off as something that was determined not by drawfag preference but by the IRC Cabal

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:36:12 2014 No.12446531 >>12446509 Maybe if the threads talked about more characters and stories than just bob's you'd get more than just bob's characters drawn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:37:51 2014 No.12446533 >>12446531 Touchee. But the point still stands, there are a lot of good writefags who ought to have a spot in this if something like this gets made again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:39:33 2014 No.12446535 >>12446509 It was more like "This is a gift to everyone." Then the only recognizable characters were Bob at what looked like half the thing and people were like "Who is the rest?" for the rest. Those two things in conjunction IMO.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:40:01 2014 No.12446537

>>12446533
>again
It's still being worked on.

Problem is a lack of drawfags, so it's just Mithril and Less. Get more artists involved and you'll get more characters drawn!

But please don't blame Mithril or .Less. They're just drawing what they wanted to draw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:40:10 2014 No.12446538 >>12446516 There was a poll put out months ago with a gaggle of writefag girls on it to see where the interest lay. Maybe that had to do with the lineup?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:41:59 2014 No.12446542 >>12446538 >That one guy that nuked the poll with Trisha proxy What was that all about? Not that she's not cute.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:42:18 2014 No.12446543

>>12446537
>But please don't blame Mithril or .Less. They're just drawing what they wanted to draw.
I don't. Like I said, before, I don't think these threads will be better of if we scare away all of our drawfags. And seeing that we only have 2 present at the moment, I'm being on my extra best behavior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:43:37 2014 No.12446547 >>12446537 Somebody go contact Luth, maybe. And monorus, too. If we can just get all of them to collaborate on this as well, it'll be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:44:18 2014 No.12446550 >>12446547 Monorus is full up and has expressly denied any interest in being involved. Luth would only do it for money.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:45:15 2014 No.12446551

>>12446531

They're only talked about because the faggots behind #BobsGate and the IRC make it a point to bring the shit up whenever it's not being discussed. Why? Because it derails threads. Just like is is right now.

They are WORSE than shitposter-fag ever was. I'd rather deal with his posting standards bullshit than this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:46:38 2014 No.12446553 >>12446516 >determined not by drawfag preference To be fair, it'd be hard to say someone had to convince less to draw more Bob. I don't really think Mithril was strong-armed into doing any of his, either, already does a range of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:46:42 2014 No.12446554 >>12446543 IRC (Specifically Grandad) scared away Mari and they were the best we had. >>12446547 Luth's smart enough to stay the fuck away from /mgg/ Monorus is busy on his super sekret project if ELH is to be believed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:47:00 2014 No.12446555 >>12446551 IRC seems more interested in playing fighting games than organizing the shitposting and downfall of the thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:48:07 2014 No.12446559 >>12446554 I wish ELH would just hurry up and die of asscancer already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:48:16 2014 No.12446560 >>12446550 >Monorus has expressly denied any interest in being involved. You mean, like, involved with /mgg/ as a whole, or the project? Don't tell me he's never coming back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:49:31 2014 No.12446565 >>12446559 >>12446285 Why are you so angry about him? You're more asshurt than he ever was.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:49:40 2014 No.12446566 >>12446554 >scared away Mari How? When? Didn't (s)he just post a new pic like yesterday?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:50:51 2014 No.12446571 We've now entered the "IRC is behind everything" and "Fuck ELH" section of the thread. KC hate is schedule to resume in one hour. Is it really sarcastic satire if it's true?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:51:13 2014 No.12446574 God damn, these threads are such shit when the image limit is hit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:52:48 2014 No.12446579 >>12446574 >>12446571 Just as Waterworld predicted! I like to think that it brought Crayon back to us. It was just too perfect.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:53:11 2014 No.12446582

>>12446566

(S)he never posted it ITT, only on MGR and her Imgur album. They don't visit these threads anymore and they left IRC after Grandad shat all over them and KC. They still do their own art outside of it, but damned if they're at all connected to this shithole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:54:23 2014 No.12446585 >>12446582 So what did Grandad say exactly?

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:55:31 2014 No.12446587

>>12446551
>and the IRC
This is still really too broad a term to be taken seriously. The IRC is not 3 people, and you already have a new word for what you mean by IRC.

Otherwise yeah, other writefags don't have influx of art and easy ways to upset things to reinforce that they do stuff, and wouldn't waste the energy on it.

>>12446566
Think he means from the IRC. Monster girls and peoples interest in them existed before and after the threads, he's not going to stop drawing cause he's not on IRC.

>>12446571
Dark humour. Looks like we're coming up to it, too!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:56:53 2014 No.12446592 >>12446571 Technically it's not true, because We were scheduled to resume KC hate an hour ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:58:11 2014 No.12446595 >>12446592 God damn it. We're not up to /mgg/ posting standards then. Ban everyone and start over. I cannot /s hard enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 00:59:10 2014 No.12446597 >>12446592 >http://imgur.com/UYnowGK Fucking KC. Enough with the Youkai, you know you're running out of ideas when you get to grime-licker. Faggot should go back to western mythology.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:00:26 2014 No.12446598 >>12446597 No, what he should do is make Yamata-no-Orochi. THEN go back to western mythology.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:01:36 2014 No.12446600

>>12446597
Rather than mythology I should say literature, and monstergirl'd Jekyll and hyde when? One's like an oni and the other a holstaurus. And she changes based on semen intake. When she's low, she goes all Oni, and when she's full she goes back to Jekyll mode.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:08:52 2014 No.12446610 >>12446600 As much as I like Oni, I think a minotaur would be far more appropriate for a holst to transform into

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:10:04 2014 No.12446614

>>12446600
You mean a girl so off-put by her sexuality in the MGEverse (due to Church propaganda) that she devises a medicine/procedure to separate her own sexual desires into a different part of her psyche? Then begins the gradual progression as it starts as a very sickly and meek girl into a sexual powerhouse while the other previous personality withers?

http://i.imgur.com/MFAXxbE.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:11:51 2014 No.12446617 >>12446600 >>12446614 Already exists - Ushi Onis without their seals. Next hugbox complaint.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:20:49 2014 No.12446629

>>12446617
I'm not talking about one that was a monster before, you idiot. I'm talking about a scenario where a human woman, so scared she will submit to the temptation, that she tries to seal away her desires. In the end she gives herself DID and the other woman pulses with monstrous mana and she transforms into a outright monster when her desires overwhelm the 'good' or 'Jekyll' side of her in favor of the hyper sexulaized and aggressive 'Hyde'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:23:25 2014 No.12446637 >>12446629 A monster like that would most likely be just a plain Succubus type.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:31:42 2014 No.12446654 Downloadable/streamable fluffy MMD's for those that can't into niconico mediafire com/folder/tkqpthpkap5xh/MMD's

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:32:18 2014 No.12446656

I think we should instead look into the past for new Monster Girls.

By which I mean fucking Dinosaurs.

Imagine a Tyrannosaurus Rex Monster Girl, king of the reptile girls. Her costume would be a mix between the stereotypical Japanese delinquent and Kingly Robes. Big loose fitting robes and crown, and a smug look on her face. 7 ft tall, with physical strength equal to that of an Oni. Combined with the greed of a Dragon, and such an ego that puts both of them to shame, and you'd have a fitting tyrant ruler.

And, on the reverse side, to compliment would be a Triceratops Monster Girl. In knight's armor, two horns on her head, and wielding a lance, they'd try to fight and usurp the tyrannical T Rex girls. They fight for JUSTICE, STRENGTH and not trating your husbandos like possessions but instead as equals.

And there is so many others you could draw from. Tactical Squad Velociraptor girls. Lazy Fisherman Baryonyx girls. Ara Ara Coelacanth girls.

I mean, this is two of your childhood dreams combined in one. Dinosaurs, and Bad Ass Cute Girls. Don't you want to fuck your childhood dreams Anons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:35:21 2014 No.12446658 >>12446656 Basically variants of lizard/dragongirl. Someone with some creativity could do it, but it's kinda a foregone conclusion regarding their design, so no one's really keen to do it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:37:07 2014 No.12446660 >>12446656 KC has said he'll do those sorts of gals in the future, but they won't actually be dinosaurs. I.e. no Flintstones. Inb4 >KC

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:38:22 2014 No.12446663 >>12446658 >Basically variants of lizard/dragongirl Well that would depend. Do you think Dinosaurs had scales or feathers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:47:33 2014 No.12446675 >>12446654 well there goes my dick for the night

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:50:39 2014 No.12446683

>>12446663

Depends entirely on the species. All saurischians are plain old scales. A lot of ornitheschians are plain old scales. Some ornitheschians, especially the smaller Dromaeosaurs were feathered. Feathers are nothing but modified scales anyway so the line is blurry on what constitutes a spine or a feather. And this what at a time when most birds still had teeth in their beaks, so imagine that. The gray spectrum goes all the way from left to right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 01:57:35 2014 No.12446694 Holy crap, the thread on /a/ went into autosage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:14:44 2014 No.12446734 >>12446694 >Check the thread to see whats there >Notice they're talking about us at one point >They hate us devoutly O-Ok...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:17:20 2014 No.12446745 >>12446734 The mods this year have caused great divides with these new policies

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:26:02 2014 No.12446767 >>12446734 >That guy saying he was birddogging the Fate threads to ensure post quality. Oh my god

.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW Wed Sep 3 02:30:01 2014 No.12446775

well who's butt should we add in next? we're already at 11 butts and we need more nice and recognizable butt to add in.

you guys did recognize laska and the truckers, right?

no, this isnt limited to 7 butts and no, this wasnt decided by the IRC, i just bugged mithril to draw butts with me and it grew into this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:30:06 2014 No.12446777 >>12446767 The mods turned a blind eye when this sort of thing was happening to the generals, so of course they'll think they were right and go ot to pick more fights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:31:02 2014 No.12446779 >>12446775 We need a list of who you have at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:32:02 2014 No.12446781 >>12446775 Where's the butts .less? You said there be butts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:33:42 2014 No.12446788 >>12446775 I'd smile and get a chuckle from one or both horsebutt sisters. Sniper from Soviet Fluffy would be another good choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:37:24 2014 No.12446796 >>12446694 >>12446734 >caring about what /a/ thinks Guys, I thought you were smarter than this.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:37:57 2014 No.12446798

>>12446775
Draw one of CYOAnon's characters if you haven't already.

Either to Cyclops Yandere Teacher from his first story
http://pastebin.com/fvz0G0KP

Or the Lamia MILF from his second best story
http://pastebin.com/MwzF1C9T

Or everyone's favorite retarded Wurm
http://pastebin.com/LdixhnwD

One of those.would be great.

Other ideas could be the Dragon NEET teacher from the one story that I can't remember who wrote, or one of MonsterGirlCrossing's girls. Though honestly I'm not sure if people remember him anymore, but he was one of the first writefags.

Also, will it just be limited to writefag, or will it have drawfag stuff too? Because if so put the sun with the face in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:44:30 2014 No.12446814 >>12446767 Technically the guy said he wanted to make sure what happened to the mg threads wouldn't happen to the Fate threads. In other words, help keep them on /a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:46:38 2014 No.12446821 >>12446775 Maybe something from LDR's stories. Maybe a Ghoul, too. And something from NegaWalker's stuff. He's been grinding like a champ here and shit,

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:49:09 2014 No.12446829 >>12446775 We need Sam the apophis's butt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:50:25 2014 No.12446836 >>12446829 That's in the sketch already you goon.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:52:04 2014 No.12446844

>>12446775
dragon from dragon bully or Alshian & Treshai

>>12446798
wurm or lamia

mantis from the one in space where he took over her ship

wyvern (drakenwall one?))

NTR cat

thunder brother's harpy

GAREN
i mean galen

sybyll from rs

/ss/'s jojo lizard, or dandy...or something from him

something bromont

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 02:52:05 2014 No.12446845 >>12446836 I didn't know that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:27:27 2014 No.12446950 >>12446836 Where is the sketch anyways?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:35:00 2014 No.12446968 >>12446950 http://data.archive.moe/board/jp/image/1409/45/1409450627194.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:37:30 2014 No.12446976 >>12446968 You know what this needs? Perky and toned Phase 2 Alpbutt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:52:39 2014 No.12446998 MGE humans need to build Fallout style vaults and live there until the war is over. Once the GC loses and humans die out, monsters die out as well due to not having any men. Then the vaultdwellers can reemerge and reclaim the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:57:42 2014 No.12447005 >>12446998 Because that worked out so well in Fallout, didn't it?

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:59:04 2014 No.12447011

>>12446998
But that's not how any of the things involved in that work.
Although if I remember right in that far-future thing one of KC's circle did, humans did mostly live on no-monsters-allowed reservations for a while so they wouldn't be in danger of being nabbed by a monster, before monsters gained the ability to have human/incubus children.

tl;dr - monstergirls don't make humanity go extinct by fucking it. They, uh, ah, uh, FIND a way.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:01:16 2014 No.12447017

>>12446998

Then we find out all the vaults were meant to be social experiments like the real vaults.

>One is filled with nothing but men.
>Expressly for the purpose of finding out if men will go alp in a sealed environment.
>Population is 100% succubus and alp 100 years later when the last original man dies.

If we're talking underground, we could do a Boy and his Dog, but that's also depressing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:02:43 2014 No.12447021 >>12447017 >boy and his dog >depressing He knew what love is, at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:05:22 2014 No.12447026 >>12447017 Fallout and Monster Girls fit together well, New Vegas had that Dominatrix Ghoul in it and she got plenty of customers.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:12:02 2014 No.12447035

>>12447011
>humans did mostly live on no-monsters-allowed reservations for a while so they wouldn't be in danger of being nabbed by a monster
What's keeping someone like Deruella from throwing a demonic energy bomb or whatever at them and mutating all the women?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:17:14 2014 No.12447041 >>12447035 Sportsmanship.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:22:58 2014 No.12447049 >>12447041 Does Deruella really look like the kind of person who practices sportsmanship?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:28:16 2014 No.12447055 >>12447049 Why would she care when she already got what she wants Monster society rules the world at that point, and any humans who step off the ark reservations are fair game for anyone who wants to husbando them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:33:34 2014 No.12447065 >>12447055 >Why would she care when she already got what she wants The knowledge that there's some people somewhere who are not having a nonstop orgy would eventually become too much to bear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:33:52 2014 No.12447066 >>12447055 Deruella is the one who wants to turn every woman into a monster. The Demon Lord got what she wanted. Her crazy ass daughter didn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:37:00 2014 No.12447072 >>12447065 >>12447066 Pretty sure she's dead by that point actually. It is the far future. She probably got stabbed by someone at some point. Or maybe she just got married and doesn't pay attention anymore, who the fuck knows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:57:25 2014 No.12447095 >>12447072 >Pretty sure she's dead by that point actually. It is the far future. She probably got stabbed by someone at some point. Lilim probably live really long since they're pretty much invincible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:02:24 2014 No.12447098 >>12447095 You can't even stab them either. They have instant barriers form around them without conscious thought. It's pretty OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:03:16 2014 No.12447099 >>12447098 Actually, you can stab them. In the pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:05:13 2014 No.12447100 Wow, you guys went to fucking town with that Succuvirus thing. I like it a lot. I like to think that I had some vague part in this, what with pushing virus monstergirls all those months ago. Cyberpunk MG stories when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:06:31 2014 No.12447101 >>12447100 >Cyberpunk MGs when? After Cyberpunk becomes more mainstream, i.e. when CDProjekt RED publishes Cyberpunk 2077.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:12:19 2014 No.12447104 >>12447101 So probably in 2019, if their current trend of a 4 year gap between every game holds up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:14:00 2014 No.12447109 >>12447104 They're usually worth the wait, though. But yeah. Unless you want to read the Sprawl or something and start writing yourself, it's unlikely we'll get any. I for one know nothing about cyberpunk. Or steampunk. Or any kind of punk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:18:25 2014 No.12447117 >>12447109 Steampunk isn't really even a thing anymore, it's mostly just an excuse for idiots to put clocks on hats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:20:16 2014 No.12447120 >>12447117 >not even a thing anymore Well I like I said, I don't know about any punks. But how well would Monster Girl and cyperbunk mix?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:22:35 2014 No.12447125 Did .Less ever finish the grapesnake boogie gif?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:23:10 2014 No.12447126 >>12447125 This is relevant to my interests.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:23:46 2014 No.12447127 >>12447125 No. He won't until he gets paid or has some Guro/50 Shades written for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:25:21 2014 No.12447128 >>12447127 >50 Shades Even less has standards.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:26:26 2014 No.12447131

>>12447120
Probably better than you'd think. Cyberpunk is pretty close to stuff like transhumanism and so on anyway.
If Eclipse Phase can have it's hyperintelligent upraised octopus race and its pleasure-moons exclusively dedicated to people who want to fuck prostitutes inhabiting robitic loli bodies, I don't see why monstergirls wouldn't be able to fit in somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:28:11 2014 No.12447133 >>12447128 Give it time...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:28:28 2014 No.12447134 >>12447131 Yes, that does sound somewhat neat. Transhumanism would enable even the average joe to snusnu with Monster Girls equally.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:29:03 2014 No.12447137

>>12447131
I was thinking a post-cyberpunk scifi campaign + setting where monstergirls evolved as a failed transhumanist project and the survivors of the experiment formed their own community with a vendetta towards humanity. Never actually got onto designing it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:30:11 2014 No.12447139 >>12447137 >vendetta against humanity Monster Girls who hate humans? This doesn't lead into sexy times! You're mad! Stark raving mad!

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:32:01 2014 No.12447141

>>12447134
>>12447137
Also: Cyberpunk with monstergirls is basically just what Shadowrun is. Trolls, Orcs, Elves, Dwarves and Dragons all exist and there are female members of those races, even if most of them (dunno about the dragons) are technically considered just mutated humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:33:32 2014 No.12447145 >>12447141 I'm becoming intrigued. Go on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:35:44 2014 No.12447152 So what's this I hear about IRC and such?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:36:26 2014 No.12447153 >>12447152 It's all slander. Happens all the time, nothing to worry about.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:37:36 2014 No.12447156

>>12447145
That's... Basically it.
The plot of Shadowrun is your standard 80s cyberpunk future but then suddenly magic comes rushing back into the world and nobody is quite sure why. Not only this, but it also transforms a reasonable chunk of the population into monstrous abhumans in a process called 'goblinization'.
There's anti-monster groups, pro-monster-rights groups, religious extremists on both sides, essential weeaboos but for the various monstrous races, etcetera etcereta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:37:54 2014 No.12447157 >>12447153 What is slander? Could you explain the story in a way that a child, or Bob, could understand?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:39:37 2014 No.12447162 >>12447157 It's all just name calling and playing the blame game. Literally nothing has happened, everyone's just pointing fingers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:39:39 2014 No.12447164 >>12447139 Vendetta merely implies alot of hatefucking and awkward cuddling afterwards

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:40:31 2014 No.12447165 >>12447156 Neat. Something similar would be even neater. >>12447162 What are you talking about? >>12447164 This seems acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:41:23 2014 No.12447168 >>12447165 >What are you talking about? I assume the first guy was asking about the IRC shit talking a few discussions ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:42:45 2014 No.12447170 >>12447162 So literally NOTHING happened, other than pointing fingers? What exactly started it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:50:56 2014 No.12447191 >>12447170 Who knows. We're mostly anonymous here. Discussions like those come and go all the time. Breeze by like the wind. Pay no mind, for they had nothing much to say in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:53:25 2014 No.12447196 >>12447191 Oh well. So how long do you think this thread will take before it fully sinks?

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:54:27 2014 No.12447197

>>12447170

No that's what #BobsGate wants you to believe.

You ever see those shitposts on /a/ where someone lists off how Daiz is responsible for everything bad ever? Well it's pretty much the same thing with Bob except most of it's true. The difference is he has dickthrones that he can manipulate to come shill for him in the threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:55:14 2014 No.12447204 >>12447196 There's pretty much a schedule now. A few to several hours perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:55:41 2014 No.12447205 >>12447196 /jp/'s a slow board, mate. Few posters, inside of doors... I guarantee you'll not get sagebombed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:56:15 2014 No.12447209 >>12447197 Did I wake up in some alternate reality or something? You're all talking nonsense all of a sudden. What the fuck is #BobsGate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:56:47 2014 No.12447211 >>12447204 Indeed there is. We're supposed to still be hating on KC though. These people yelling about IRC again are violating /mgg/ posting standards. Real answer: 8-10 hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:56:51 2014 No.12447212 >>12447209 >What the fuck is #BobsGate? Don't feed the shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:57:33 2014 No.12447213 >>12447204 I see. Guess that gives me time to think up ideas for stories. >>12447205 I know that, but every now and then /jp/ becomes active and quick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:57:39 2014 No.12447214 >>12447212 But I'm confused now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:59:09 2014 No.12447217 >>12447213 >I see. Guess that gives me time to think up ideas for stories. So you have anything in mind already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:59:28 2014 No.12447219 >>12447209 You know how some people ironically hate something, or are just being facetious? And then you get people who take it seriously and run with it? I estimate that it's 40% the former, and 10% the latter. Well, welcome to the 10%.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:00:35 2014 No.12447222 >>12447219 But I still don't know what you people are talking about.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:01:01 2014 No.12447224

>>12447209

Bob introduced Futacat and brought >>>/d/ with him. He corrupted .Less into shit, and now is ruining other artists as well. He's admitted to purposefully riling up threads with his shit whenever he's not being discussed in other to derail them.

Any time ANYONE points this out or brings up proof (which they have, go look in the /a/ archives), they get called a shitposter and a bunch of whiteknights from IRC (mostly) come and defend Bob harder than they do SJWs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:02:19 2014 No.12447226 >>12447224 Ah. You are the "10%" then. That's all I needed to know, you can stop now, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:03:53 2014 No.12447228 >>12447222 Then in that case, welcome to the other 50% I skipped over: people who either don't know what's going on, don't give a shit, or both. Either way, it's pretty much the best percentage group to be in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:04:51 2014 No.12447232 >>12447217 A couple. Though, I don't know if you would care to hear any of them. After all, I'm not a very well established writefag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:05:43 2014 No.12447234 >>12447232 >not very well established writefag That's meaningless. Out with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:05:44 2014 No.12447235 Didn't know there were so many late night posters. What kind of personality would an MGE ogre have in a modern setting? What kind of jobs could she do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:06:34 2014 No.12447238 Remind me to do Tio as Captain America about to jump out of the plane in 2.5 weeks

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:06:59 2014 No.12447239

>>12447224
As a long time MGQ General goer on /vg/ it's pretty fucking funny to me that you guys have your own fucking version of Futawoof.
And that it grew up completely independently of her and I'd imagine at least 90% of you will have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

It just makes me laugh that it's basically the exact same situation in two completely different threads.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:07:39 2014 No.12447242

>>12447232

Just pick a monstergirl everyone likes, have her "develop" a one dimensional character, then confess to the self-insert MC that she has a dick.

You'll have three drawfags begging to draw her, LDR will sign you onto >her publishing company, and you'll have people waxing your ego day and night in the threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:08:30 2014 No.12447244 >>12447239 Thorn pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:08:47 2014 No.12447247 >>12447239 You mean Tama from Violated Hero? We call her Wan-wan. She's generally well liked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:09:16 2014 No.12447249 >>12447247 >She's generally well liked. Futarchy pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:09:45 2014 No.12447250 >>12447239 You talking about Patchy McCrotchbulge from Violated Hero? Yeah, we have some reactions to that here, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:10:30 2014 No.12447253 >>12447247 I didn't mind the face sitting scene, but she hardly gets any mention at all. In fact, I haven't seen her since the /a/ threads.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:10:51 2014 No.12447254

>>12447235
Ogres would be like, security guards and bouncers. Or hired goons.
>>12447242
Somebody doesn't like writefags... don't be so bitter. Nobody ever strokes my ego and I've been here for half a year!
>>12447249
I've never seen anyone hate on her...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:12:07 2014 No.12447260 >>12447254 Alp pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:12:21 2014 No.12447261 >>12447254 >I've never seen anyone hate on her... You must be blind. Now get back to >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:13:34 2014 No.12447263 >>12447260 >Alp Y-you can't prove that. >>12447261 No, seriously, everybody makes all those wan-wan jokes but I've never seen anyone actually hate on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:14:33 2014 No.12447266 >>12447261 I think you're confusing "lets get a bit pissed of about the futa initially, then laugh about it when other people fall into the same trap" for "hate". The trick is to not give a damn about the things you don't like.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:14:56 2014 No.12447267

>>12447234
Very well then.

For my little soon-to-be series about a Chemistry teacher working in an almost all monster girl school, I have a few ideas I could do for Wednesday and possibly Thursday.

Aside from the main point being about helping the Janitor and his mullet, I thought I could add in the MC dealing with a new student that openly walks around the school with a sword, MC quitting his job to be a masked crime fighter, and of course the idea of a Succubus Principle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:15:17 2014 No.12447269 >>12447263 >writefag Check >self-deprecating Check >on at this time Check I don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to know its your gay Finnish ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:17:57 2014 No.12447273 >>12447267 >quitting his job to be a masked crime fighter No, no, and no, you need an alibi. He needs to keep his job for that. >>12447269 Circumstantial evidence, wouldn't hold up in court.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:18:01 2014 No.12447274 >>12447267 >quitting his job to be a masked crime fighter Is that you, /ss/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:18:34 2014 No.12447276 >>12447267 I remember your story. I definitely need more Ginger wan wan and some succubutt principal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:18:54 2014 No.12447278 >>12447274 Nah he left because his feelings got hurt long ago. Yeah right.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:29:36 2014 No.12447295

>>12447273
I see.

>>12447274
No.
I wish I was, but I'm not.

>>12447276
>wan wan
I'm still thinking out how the Principle will work, to be honest.
Part of me wants her to be actually professional, while the other half wants her to sexually assault the students, and leave lewd photos of herself in the MC's desk.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:32:21 2014 No.12447297

>>12447295
>Succubutt Principal
Did you ever read the Discipline VN? The principal was a complete and utter slut who mostly got into her line of work to have unlimited access to young studs, and yet the school managed to rank as one of the best in the country. So even if her office had a bed in it, she was able to run things. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:38:41 2014 No.12447305 >>12447297 Ah. So I'm worrying about nothing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:40:09 2014 No.12447306 >>12447305 Yes. Hell, you could even have her keeping a "teacher's pet" under her desk if you felt like it. Y-you wouldn't do that, though. Would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:40:56 2014 No.12447307 >>12447306 I was actually thinking about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:41:34 2014 No.12447309 >>12447307 Great minds think alike?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:45:53 2014 No.12447315 >>12447309 Of course, how we interpret what they're doing will differ greatly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:48:09 2014 No.12447319 >>12447315 Whatever that means.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:50:47 2014 No.12447325 >>12447319 Maybe I picture the human pet fingering her? Maybe you're imagining him jacking off into a cup for her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:53:20 2014 No.12447328 >>12447325 >"Oi, Jeff! My coffee needs some cream!" >"Y-YES MISTRESS!"

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:55:19 2014 No.12447330

Draco drinks too much at a party at Darling's place and makes a fool of herself. You take her home and she rests her head on your lap and sulks.

She falls asleep and, not wanting to disturb her, you leave her be. In the morning you don't mention what happened, but she tugs the back of your shirt as you're leaving, looks away with a light blush and mutters a "thanks"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:58:32 2014 No.12447331 >>12447325 I was really thinking about him using his tongue, because that would make sense. You know, pet? As in, like, a dog? They could do that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:59:55 2014 No.12447334 >>12447328 Another flashback to the same VN. >This Hayami-kun's milk milk-tea is really good! >I know, we could sell some at the culture festival, fresh, of course! I am not making this up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:12:42 2014 No.12447352 >>12447331 Yes yes, I get it. How do you like your Succubi though? Color wise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:14:30 2014 No.12447353 >>12447352 Purple is my favorite color, so...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:19:07 2014 No.12447360 >>12447353 >purple At least it's not pink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:23:14 2014 No.12447364 >>12447360 Blue is objectively the best color for siccubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:24:50 2014 No.12447367 >>12447364 It is.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:06:36 2014 No.12447418

So I was just thinking about succubutts and imagining their wanton ways.

"I call dibs on that Anon, bonnet lizard."

"Well unless you're going out I don't see how you can..."

"He's number one AND two on my list of one hundred and fifty guys to bang this year. HOW COULD IT BE ANY MORE SERIOUS?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:10:08 2014 No.12447423 >>12443700 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:20:45 2014 No.12447434 >>12447360 >at least it's not pink So what's wrong with purple? >>12447418 But wouldn't the lizard try to protect his honor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:23:05 2014 No.12447437 >>12447418 >150 guys a year She a nun or something?

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:23:11 2014 No.12447438

>>12444026
No, Star Wars a shit. It's just the same fantasy bullshit but they LIE to you by pretending it's fantasy.

But for the record, that guys is kind of a cock. Dr. Who is totally a nerd thing, as is Star Trek. What matters is why or when the person started watching it. For example, I started on Dr. Who because my gf said it was really good. I loved the mank but not so much the next two guys. I haven't taken the time to see the old stuff so I'd call myself not nerdy in regards to that.

However, I watched Star Trek TNG because that shit has always been fucking dope. Also original series a shit. So I would consider myself nerdy in that regard.

Basically, if you can make a giant fool of yourself by talking about something a lot, then it's nerdy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:24:52 2014 No.12447442 >>12447438 >original series a shit The campy fun of the original series is the only reason to watch Star Trek. Dat Shatner...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:24:55 2014 No.12447444 >>12447434 >implying that's the end of the story >implying beta lizards won't chicken out when it comes time to step up Choose your ending. >>12447437 She's in love. She said it was serious and everything!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:26:24 2014 No.12447450 >>12447434 >So what's wrong with purple? There's nothing wrong with it. I just can't picture purple succubi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:27:55 2014 No.12447453 >>12447444 Beta Lizard tries to save the man from being made into a manslut, only to realize he wants to be treated like that. Outraged, she begins to ponder whether or not there are merits to promiscuity, kinda like in Prison School.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:31:14 2014 No.12447455 >>12447418 Succubus are virgins until they find and marry their man

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:33:20 2014 No.12447462 >>12447455 Not in these parts they're not. Unless they want to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:37:59 2014 No.12447468 >>12447267 So does anyone actually like the idea of a kid actually being punished for walking around a school with a weapon? Or is it just not funny?

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:38:57 2014 No.12447470

>>12447453

And then she tries that on the next guy she falls for, temporarily succeeding, only to get dumped after awhile. When he breaks up with her, he describes the kind of girl he would like, and it's basically how she was.

She begs for a second chance and they have a sickeningly sweet vanilla romance that ends in a happy marriage and lots of children.

>>12447455
I have a part in a story that I'll get to eventually where an old succubus tells a guy how they must choose very early on between status power and love. Power is gained from sleeping with and draining loads of men. Love is the only way to make a child. A very lucky few that net a great hero can have both. But for everyone else, they have to choose. The last bit is her wondering in her twilight years, almost strong enough to take on demon lords of generations past, what would have happened if she chose love instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:39:14 2014 No.12447471 >>12447468 It's realistic, but I don't see how it could be funny. You could play it for laughs though if it's not illegal in that universe.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:41:34 2014 No.12447478

>>12447453
Lizardgirl is Public Morals Committee President and childhood friend of Anon. Succubus is transfer student and lives in same apartment complex as Anon, so he is assigned to help her fit in and they walk home together.

Sparks fly when lizardgirl doesn't approve of succubus (jealous of their friendship, mildly tsundere can't confess to anon).

Cue hijinks, drama, delinquent gangs, culture festival, a new club they all join etc etc

Eventually they are all best friends, succubus is going to leave town, lizardgirl and anon save her from some family obligation, group hug roll credits

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:43:13 2014 No.12447481 >>12447478 You forgot haunted house, the hot springs and UME DA! but otherwise, 7/10, would watch two seasons of.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Sep 3 08:44:00 2014 No.12447483 Now not with such a giant sample thing - http://imgur.com/jewl7Ic

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:44:46 2014 No.12447486 >>12447481 That and more is etc etc. I'd probably need another girl or two but honestly these things are only ever about two girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:44:58 2014 No.12447490 >>12447471 I was sort of intending on said sword being confiscated, and having the owner try and get it back, only for the MC to keep it just out of reach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:45:57 2014 No.12447493 >>12447483 Asterio is your waifu isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:46:45 2014 No.12447495 >>12447483 If I'm ever sentenced to death, I want to be smothered by dat ass. Desire to breed with has reached critical intensity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:47:49 2014 No.12447496 >>12447486 You could make the MCs best buddy be an Alp, kinda like Hachiman and Saika. And then there needs to be that thugdere yankee Oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:48:17 2014 No.12447497 >>12447483 Now that's an ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:49:48 2014 No.12447499 >>12447496 Yes OK. You have good taste

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Sep 3 08:57:26 2014 No.12447514 >>12447493 http://imgur.com/7TGTvNf

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:59:45 2014 No.12447518 >>12447514 Need to make yourself a "Do it for her" image

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:59:51 2014 No.12447519 >>12447514 I'm not a tittie man, but... yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:06:23 2014 No.12447523 >>12447514 I wonder how you're handling the thought of countless anons violating your waifu with their minds?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Sep 3 09:15:41 2014 No.12447533 >>12447523 The same way everyone else does? http://imgur.com/vkZ3Caj

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:18:43 2014 No.12447534 >>12447533 Imagining her in the missionary position? With you seed leaking out of her holes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:21:31 2014 No.12447536 >>12447534 I was going to guess fantasizing about castrating everybody who lusts after her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:23:45 2014 No.12447540 >>12447536 But in their mind, she is their waifu too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:26:08 2014 No.12447543 >>12447540 Would you Battle Royal for your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:26:39 2014 No.12447544 >>12447543 Maybe.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:42:17 2014 No.12447568

>>12447543
>>12447544
So how about this, right? The human boy is the reward, and the one's fighting for him are the Monster Girls. Just like in the book, they've got a whole island on which to fight and hunt each other. All the MG's specialties would get a chance to shine there, like camouflages and poisons and traps and stuff. Last woman standing get the guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:44:44 2014 No.12447573 >>12447568 >camouflages Scyllas would be hard as hell to detect. You know, since they have Octocamo? You think you're looking at a statue one minute, and the next you're being hugged tenderly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:47:00 2014 No.12447578 >>12447573 Exactly. So is someone going to write it or not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:47:58 2014 No.12447582 >>12447578 Scyllas using Octocamo, or a battle royal on an island?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:49:18 2014 No.12447587 >>12447582 Both in the same story, duh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:50:22 2014 No.12447589 >>12447587 With Manticore as Kiriyama, so her eventual downfall will be all the more delicious?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:51:30 2014 No.12447593 >>12447589 >Manticore No. Scyllas need more love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:53:03 2014 No.12447596 >>12447593 >no Because a Battle Royale only has one contestant? Seriously, who could be a better main villain that a Manticore? Do you even remember who Kiriyama was?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:55:28 2014 No.12447603 >>12447596 Enlighten me, please.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 09:58:47 2014 No.12447609

>>12447603
Kiriyama was the last bad guy standing, he killed the most people during the game and was almost Terminator-level effective. A complete sociopath, almost perfect at everything he did, and lucky as fuck. He was the final boss before the game itself ended.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:00:32 2014 No.12447613 >>12447609 Wouldn't you need to choose a monster as cut-throat as him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:02:41 2014 No.12447615 >>12447613 And a Manticore isn't? The body of a Lion, with the predatorial instincts and strength thereof, the tail of a scorpion (granted, a pussy where a stinger should be), the venomous spines she shoots, the sadism... what could be better?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:27:06 2014 No.12447651 Is it sad that 12 Beast is one of the few action series worth getting into at this point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:32:19 2014 No.12447661 >>12447651 Yes. Nips don't put their heart into it anymore. Except for Oda.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:33:09 2014 No.12447663 >>12447661 >Not reading Jojo: Beetle Fighters

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:33:59 2014 No.12447665 >>12447661 I dunno, Post Birdcage Dressrosa has been a crawl. also Toriko is okay for good stupid shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:37:06 2014 No.12447671 >>12447665 >a crawl You know you loved Usopp's Uzumaki face, don't lie to me. Also: One Piece has Monster Girls in it so it's okay to talk about it here. How about dat Shirley?

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:41:12 2014 No.12447679

>>12447671
The chapters between Birdcage and Godsop were just so slow to the point though, we could have trimmed the fat a bit and had that chapter 2-3 weeks ago and be in the middle of Luffy vs Doffy.
Also fuck Shirley her stupid prediction, that didn't come true, made the Fishman Island arc last longer than it needed too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:42:56 2014 No.12447685 >>12447679 >fuck Shirley I would if I could. You seem to be of the opinion that everything needs to be rushed. Don't you know that the ladies don't like boys who rush off to the climax right away?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:45:59 2014 No.12447692 >>12447685 They also don't like it if you take too long to climax.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:48:27 2014 No.12447698 >>12447692 Burn. Still, I don't think anything has taken too long yet. Except for the Davy Back Fight Arc. That was... unneeded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 10:53:12 2014 No.12447710 >>12446775 Put in a ryu from one of the many Ryu stories or that raccoon girl from that unfinished story

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:03:25 2014 No.12447727 Is it me or are these threads getting less replies lately? Oh well, it's still fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:04:44 2014 No.12447733 How come more MGs don't use sneakery to kidnap and rape the poor victims?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:04:57 2014 No.12447734 >>12447727 I think it's just less people saging near the beginning, so we're hitting the bump limit sooner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:05:40 2014 No.12447737 >>12447733 They do, you just don't hear about them because they don't get caught.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:05:49 2014 No.12447738 >>12447727 Discussion dies when image limit hits. The more people waste them on stupdity early in the thread, the longer the drought before the next thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:11:31 2014 No.12447755 >>12447737 So spooky! Chameleon girl would be super hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:12:34 2014 No.12447760 >>12447738 stop your bitching you shit, maybe it's because you aren't paladin enough that this shit happens. Grow a pair, praise Ilias, and stop their shitty image posts.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:13:11 2014 No.12447763

>>12447727
It's coming up on the end of page 10 in UK afternoon time, it's always been quiet as hell around this period, even on /a/. So couple hundred short of what it can hit when busier hours, but not some serious issue. Depends as much on how quickly people make other threads on the board and post in threads further down than this one, shuffling them back above it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:19:11 2014 No.12447772 Has KC made multi - armed girls yet? Obviously arachnes and krakens have many limbs, but I mean human limbs. Being tickled and fondled all over at once would feel amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:20:13 2014 No.12447775 >>12447772 No because he probably isn't big into them. There will likely be one in the future, but don't expect many of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:20:57 2014 No.12447777 >>12447772 Nope, but now I wish he got into some Hindu mythology.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:26:05 2014 No.12447786 >>12447777 >Kali dancing on her husband And all the masochists want that now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:30:52 2014 No.12447790 >>12447777 Those holy quads What you say will become true, there is only so much other mythology for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:33:02 2014 No.12447793 >>12447790 And he's scraping the bottom of the barrel with the Japanese stuff. He could still pull a Chimera and a Griffin from the Greek stuff, though, and MGE doesn't have a Phoenix either. But yeah, the Hindus seem like the next logical step.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:35:11 2014 No.12447800 >>12447790 You'd be surprised how much other mythology there is out there. He might be running out of Jap stuff but if he just keeps going with every group of people across the planet then he's gonna be doing this for several more years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:35:17 2014 No.12447801 >>12447793 He may outright hate Indian stuff in which case he will move to Nordic or Western European creatures. I really want to see some cute Germanic horrors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:35:52 2014 No.12447804 >>12447777 SMT had some pretty gud hindu waifus, mostly from the Femme and Lady races

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:36:12 2014 No.12447805

>>12447793

I still haven't seen a translation for the OP girl, but if she really is some kind of toilet demon then yeah, he really is. That's just disgusting.

But then again she might just be a living version of Ghoul with an even deeper oral fixation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:36:20 2014 No.12447806 >>12447800 And then when he runs out aliens will happen

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:37:40 2014 No.12447810 >>12447805 New girl is a literal shit since you are what you eat, thinking about her makes me shiver.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:38:33 2014 No.12447812 >>12447800 >he makes a third faction >it's entirely sexy lovecraftian abominations who want to turn the world insane with lust, and frantic everlasting orgies that would make the Fallen God blush.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:39:20 2014 No.12447815 >>12447806 >Space Elves >Space Slimes Oh god, it's horrible. >>12447812 Deep Ones best ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:40:12 2014 No.12447816 >>12447810 I hope the translation will make us both wrong here. KC has gone a little over the line before, but this theoretically sprints over it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:43:25 2014 No.12447821 >>12447812 Wouldn't that mean Lich changes sides and becomes their dark priest?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:49:17 2014 No.12447835 >>12447821 Why? She's not a lovecraftian horror, she might not even be able to comprehend their true form.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:51:18 2014 No.12447839 >>12447835 Yeah but in one of Lovecraft's stories the villain was a body - jumping Lich who worshiped one of the abominations. It would tie it in.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:52:34 2014 No.12447841

>>12447816
Someone must get off to some girl licking up their shit and piss specs and then making out with them or something.

>>12447815
The old ones would hands down be the best monster girls. It would be like that anime that had that adorable nya song as their opening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:53:14 2014 No.12447843 >>12447839 Which story was that in? I read them all in an omnibus once and don't remember most of it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:55:19 2014 No.12447849 Just a reminder, she's not your waifu she's an Eldritch abomination.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:55:58 2014 No.12447850 >>12447812 >Mi-Go >would essentially be Matangos on steroids NOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:55:59 2014 No.12447851 >>12447849 I wouldn't waifu Nyaruko anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:56:27 2014 No.12447852 >>12447849 SHE IS M WAIFU, DON'T INSULT MY WAIFU YOU SLUT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:56:57 2014 No.12447854 >>12447777 >Ananta >Delicious brown / Blue-skin-white-sclera Lamia who is known as "The Queen of the Nagas" >Serves as the oracle/servant of some previous Hindu Chief God, doing good deeds in his name. My motto is: If it's a lamia, it's worth doing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:57:11 2014 No.12447856 >>12447850 You wouldn't a Soggoth, would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:59:03 2014 No.12447859 KC has to do SCPs eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 11:59:51 2014 No.12447861 >>12447859 >SCPs What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:01:22 2014 No.12447865 >>12447850 When will we get a mushroomgirl that isn't a parasite that seeks to assimilate everyone? One that releases spores when inseminated and grows on regular ground, perhaps giving men psychedelic effect upon contact with her cap

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:03:26 2014 No.12447869 >>12447856 KC's Shoggoth would pretty much be a huge slime girl anyway, only more plastic in appearance. They'd also excitedly yell "Tekik-il!" when running after potential husbands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:04:34 2014 No.12447870 >>12447865 Mad Hatter seems to be like that. She may be a mushroom, but she's mobile and generally just wants to trip out with you, eloquently talking utter shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:04:51 2014 No.12447872 >>12447869 More Slime is good, isn't it? I was indifferent to them before I learned of the wonders of Suu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:06:26 2014 No.12447876 >>12447861 http://www.scp-wiki.net/ Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:06:34 2014 No.12447877 >>12447849 But she's cute and lovely. http://i.imgur.com/3ayqifC.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:08:21 2014 No.12447882 >>12447876 Oooh, I know this. I remember a cutesy gif of that one that can only move when you're not looking at it. And I am NOT spooked out by any of these!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:13:38 2014 No.12447891 >>12447877 Alright you got me there she is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:16:09 2014 No.12447897 >>12447877 how good are her blow jobs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:17:06 2014 No.12447903 >>12447897 Unspeakably and incomprehensibly good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:22:48 2014 No.12447911 >>12447903 she will received all my cum

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:24:51 2014 No.12447919 >>12447911 Your mind cannot comprehend whether or not she swallowed or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:26:24 2014 No.12447923 All this talk about Lovecraftian horrors reminded me of how even Tolkien had some in his stories. What is it about them that's so appealing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:34:08 2014 No.12447945 >>12447923 The fear of not knowing, and the true madness of knowing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:36:14 2014 No.12447948 >>12447945 And totally not the tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:40:53 2014 No.12447956 >>12447127 50 shadesof Neigh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:42:04 2014 No.12447960 >>12447956 Vengeance? I wouldn't mind more art of that, actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:42:09 2014 No.12447961 >>12447156 and a dragon runs a megacorp

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:42:28 2014 No.12447962 >>12447956 No Just no

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:44:48 2014 No.12447972 >>12447960 It's official translation by Seven Seas

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:45:52 2014 No.12447976 >>12447972 ...okay that's just priceless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:49:30 2014 No.12447978 >>12447976 I admit I enjoyed it more than I should have. Too damn funny. Then again, I like puns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:50:27 2014 No.12447981 >>12447978 Just some itsy bitsy fun. I just hope the dub doesn't saddle the puns up that mich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:51:10 2014 No.12447982 >>12447981 >saddle Anon, report for pun-ishment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:54:25 2014 No.12447988 >>12447982 Neigh. I think that a few well placed puns might snake their way into conversations every so often. It's not like they aren't wanderful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:56:19 2014 No.12447991 >>12447988 You're just keeping it up. I'd put you in your place, but I've got no jurisdiction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 12:57:26 2014 No.12447994 >>12447981 I honestly did not like the "itsy bitsy" puns. They were overdone in my opinion.

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