/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Admirals are reclining.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't fucking start with this

The reclining one is 2hu, Kancolle is still stronk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440937

[Anonymous No.]

2hufags are just mad and spamming their own counter threads. It will die down once they get tired of it.

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>>12440925

Hi, I'm a surprisingly hot 35 year old blonde woman with pigtails, I'll be cucking my husband with a half dozen of you this semester and then act devastated when he divorces me, garnering sympathy while simultaneously blowing male staff members to help get on a tenure track before my crow's feet etch thenselves any deeper.

PS this is how the real world works, that will be $40,000, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Kancercolle will never eclipse touhou - there's a few edgies who like to distort facts though. Fact is Reimu alone (Or Marisa for that matter) have more art than ALL shipshits combined.

And don't even get me started on music. Oh wait.

Enjoy your neopets-tier waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440937
>>12440952
>>12440974
Samefag

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Haruna such a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

Secross with Haruna

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like Kancolle more if a lot of the girls didn't have such boring designs. I'm not real familiar with it but there seem to be so many of them that look very samey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441113
She is not a bitch.
She is daijoubu.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry Kongou, you'll get to fuck Haruna afterwards and I'm pretty sure she prefers you, just like all other shipgirls do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441156
Blame the artists then, especially the ones that do use the same exact face for all their designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441156
Said the Touhoufag.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kantai Collection
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441245
But each Touhou is totally unique. For example, you can recognise Alice Margatroid at a glance because she's the only Touhou with short blonde hair.

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>>12441156
Because that's totally not the case with 2hu, right?
Ships of the same design supposed to look similar, since they are sisters. This is also a voiced game done by professional seiyuu.

>>12441284
No, fuck off. Anyone who sees 2hu first time thinks they are potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441284
>Alice Margatroid
>the only Touhou with short blonde hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441297
That went completely over >>12441290's head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441290
>seiyuu
>professional
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>>12441290
And people acting surprised if others say they don't care about the games.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_xLN12xtcY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440872
Kancolle on ps4 when

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441245
>>12441290
I don't know why you're bringing up Touhou, I didn't say anything about it. I was just saying that looking at most of the Kancolles, not a lot of them are very interesting to me. I don't think it helps that a lot of fanart disregards the actual ship parts. I do get the thing about sister ships looking the same, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Kankershills in full force today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441156
The same goes for 2hu. At least with Kancolle there's some military appeal to get the military otaku hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441284
>she's the only Touhou with short blonde hair.

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>>12441321
I always thought military otaku was a quite niche group but apparently it's not.

As to the character designs themselves, I somehow feel they should've incorporated more of the actual ship like >>12441314 said. I don't know to which extent they do so but my understanding is that not very much.

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>>12441368
They constantly refer to their histories with their lines. There is only so much you can do to make ships while still looking like attractive anime girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>there will never be an American Kancolle
>you will never lead Arizona MKII to victory over Abyssnips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441444
Ｋａｒｍａ　ｉｓ　ａ　ｂｉｔｃｈ．
Ｈｉｒｏｓｈｉｍａ　＆　Ｎａｇａｓａｋｉ　ｎｅｖｅｒ　４ｇｅｔ．
Ｙａｎｋｅｅ　ｇｏ　ｈｏｍｕ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441454

What is this gook even saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441382
I've played the game. A lot of them say weird things like "nyaa" and "ore" a lot. I'm not sure what any of that has to do with their histories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441478
Something about Madoka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441577
It might help if you understood more than a handful of words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441313
http://www.kancolle-vita.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441805

Now the Vita has 2 games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440872
Poor Kongou....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441454
Japs deserved both nukes and more. Louie Zamperini never 4get.

[Anonymous No.]

Kancolle is shit and there's nothing you can do to change that. Even the porn is almost universally bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441276
not yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440974
Yukari has let herself go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441820
I love this /v/ meme. Do you know about the "PS3 has no games" one too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441973
But damn, am I glad she did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440950
Is this a good movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442000
I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

kancolle porn is so boring.

Just the admiral fugging everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442050
Who else would you need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442050
Is that different from Rinnosuke fudging everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440872
Why is the admiral cucking with Reimu?

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>>12442140
Yes, because Kourin x whoever h-doujins are a relatively small portion of the whole. 2hu x faceless men and 2hu x 2hu are much more common. I avoid Rinnosuke doujins because I like them and still have the great majority of Touhou porn to fap to. Admiral x shipgirl, on the other hand, is at least half of all Kankoller porn so avoiding it is that much harder if you don't like it, and there's less diversity among all Kankoller porn.

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>>12442160
Well, the game is mainly popular among niwaka right now, so it's to be expected that the porn will be somewhat amateur. If you give it some years, the fans will grow up and I'm sure that doujinshi for it will gradually improve.

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>>12442140
>rinnosuke
I think you mean "MY BLANK SLATE THAT YOU CAN INSERT YOURSELF INTO GETS TELEPORTED TO GENSOKYO AND SOMEHOW GETS IN BED WITH A 2HU OF YOUR CHOOSING"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442170
Nanashi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442170
quality post

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442176,1
Yeah it's not bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442176,2
uhh..... i was being ironic???

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442160
The admiral isn't a defined character so I don't see how he's any different from a faceless man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442176,3
Great dude, it's still not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442176,4
no its not, you cant just 3d reaction image greentext and get away with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442459,1
You must be pretty bad at posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442459,1
Why not? That pic is funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442459,2
fuck off nullshite

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442459,4
Woah woah woah, slow down there kid, I ain't no mod.

[Anonymous No.]

one day i want to fuck a girl while she wears a skirt just once just for a bit just to see how it feels do girls get mad if you just put it in like once or twice and stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442459,6
Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442459,7
Don't treat life so lightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442459,8
It's not that I treat life in general lightly, yours is just worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw you constantly ask yourself why the fuck you're alive and there is no good answer

[Anonymous No.]

When will you guys stop arguing? Getting really tired of your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443110
I love the combination of people who just want to start shit and the delusional fanboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443117
nobody actually cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443121
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443123
nobody who isn't a retard actually cares*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443130
heh

[Anonymous No.]

I want to turn into Kongou and then fuck Haruna and all the other kanmusu too.

[Anonymous No.]

Can 2hu kill kancolle in fistfight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442168
>amateur porn
>improve
u wot?
Faceless niggers and scat is not an improvement, you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442160
What is the difference between 2hu x faceless and shipslut x faceless?
The thing lacking in 2hu is the lack of an antagonist.
The presence of Abyss side push kancolle over 2hu easily in the doujin department.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443221
No, kancolles have superior firepower, titanic girls and modern technology. Shithus don't stand a fucking chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443221
A fist fight? Hard to tell.

A full-on war? Kancolle easily.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought the whole point of magic is that modern technology can't beat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443257
Normal humans who beat supernatural characters with modern weapons are always the coolest characters.

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>>12443221
Fistfight, I'd bet on 2hus simply because most youkai are nearly impervious to non-spiritual attacks. Doesn't help that certain youkai respawn, there are immortal 2hus, and some youkai have pretty decent super strength.

Then again, the Kantai girls are mass produced, so they certainly have a number advantage.

Waifu steel vs Fear flesh

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>>12443241
>>12443252
>>12443271
2hus would win in fist fights AND wars. You forgot the bullshit hax powers some of them have, hell even Flandre alone can overpower all of the kancolles

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>>12443288
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443288
2hus are weak little shits overly reliant on their imaginary "magic" bullets. A single US marine could exterminate all of them with a butter knife.
Have you ever wondered why they constantly get caught by humans and raped into submission? Because they are mad chuuni and all those "hax" powers only exists within their heads.

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>>12443322
>deluded, fat, weak nerd projecting his delusions on 2hus

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>>12443523
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443523
>>12443322

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE BOATS remove boats
you are worst anime. you are the aniume idiot you are the anime smell. return to ocean. to our seihou cousins you may come our game. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,kanconelle we will never forgeve you. floating rascal FUck but fuck asshole kantai stink kanconell shipere shipare..boat genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead boats..ahahahahahSHIPS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .kanconolel we kill the king , kantai return to your precious sea….hahahahaha idiot kancollen smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BOATS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. gensokyo+usa=kill boats …you will ww2/ ZUN alive in gensokyo, ZUN making game of gensokyo. bullet hell game zun gensokyo . we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of zun… you are ppoor stink boat… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

zun alive numbr one #1 in gensokyo ….fuck the atlantis,..FUCKk ashol boats no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and navy. zun aliv and real strong wizard kill all the ship farm aminal with synth trumpet magic now we the touhou rule .ape of the zoo presidant kensuke tanaka fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and kanconelle wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our fans we will crush u lik a skull of pig. gensokyo greattst countrey

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>>12443552
hes quoting me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443221
Yuuka takes down a spaceship no problem on her own
We also got Murasa

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>>12443579
that guy would end up with a slit throat before he realized what hit him.

even without her time stop powers she still has mastery over knives that would put those soldier bitches to shame.

but then, why wouldn't you go overkill and simply stop time, slit their throat, stab them a hundred times and for a good measure pull their pants down and stuff their gun up their ass before resuming it?

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>>12443322
You just went full fucking retard, m8

>>12443597
Exactly. 2hus have hax shit on par with type moon, a couple of boats ain't no problem at all

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>>12442168
This is actually a thing I don't like currently. You just can't find the good stuff in the sea of mediocre shit. Unless it's an established circle you wont know if it's any good. I have barely heard good remixes of the songs. Does someone have like a rough estimate how those kancolle circles divided into porn, manga, music and other stuff percentage wise?

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>>12443669
Just go to town on the crossfades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443241
>>12443252
Pffffhahaha, look at these delusional Kancerfags. I can think of several 2hus who could solo a modern navy, let alone the WWII IJN. The fact that there is a 2hu whose ability is specifically to kill ships that still ISN'T the best 2hu for killing ships should tell you who would win.

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>>12443632
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440974
Kankolle has still won, though. Several top tier touhou fan artists have started drawing more kankolle than touhou. Some of them have stopped drawing touhou completely in favour of kankolle.

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>>12443221
If they were actual ships : 2hu would win because you can simply gap water into their hulls.
If they are shipsluts : 2hu still wins because those cannons must have a shiton of recoil and are heavy.

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>>12444313
>>12444992
They are powered by fairy magic. How else would you think they carry all those riggings and turning Shikigamis and arrows into fighter planes?

And what normal being do you thing would fleet and move on seas without issues. And the submarine Kanmusu operates under the sea as long as the operations demands it.

Don't forget repair goddess. Don't think you can just beat them easily.

The more you remodel them the more stronger they get.

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>>12445224
BUT, 2hu is pretty much magic n'stuff too. Besides, I think everyone here in this thread forgot about the OP Watatsuki sisters. I mean, they can control a bunch different gods and cast a bunch of different spells, so that's that. 2hu is still a win no matter what.

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>>12445224
Reimu has invulnerability that is considered overpowered even within canon. Marisa has laser beams. Yuuka has bigger laser beams and is tarded strong besides. Yuugi is a divine personification of physical strength with control over unnatural phenomena. Suika can manipulate goddamn density. Sekibanki can take off her head and scare people. Yukari is basically a Great Old One. Shinki is the devil. Sakuya can stop time. Sariel is an archangel. Youmu can move at a significant portion of c. Eirin is an ancient intelligence god with a knowledge of medical science that fully goes beyond impossible. She, Kaguya and Mokou are unkillable in every sense of the word.

Shipgirls have...magic guns?

(TBH, comparing 2hu to Kanker is like comparing 40K to Halo. The levels of "realism" are so different it's stupid to argue.)

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>>12444482
>Kankolle has still won
Danbooru tag search:
Touhou: 409k
Kantai Collection: 54k

Exhentai tag search:
parody:touhou: 700 pages
parody:touhou: 85 pages

Bandwagoning nerds don't mean squat. Give it a few years and Kancolle will have almost no showing at Comikets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445311
that second one should be parody:kantai collection, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>12444482
What has the most artists and total images besides Touhou and KanColle on Pixiv? Gundam? Kamen Rider + general Tokusatsu stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

Haruna > Kongou > Hiei > Kirishima

Objective fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445288
>>12445291

Goddess repair. You can sink them you can separate them in half, obliterate them into nothing. They just come back again in full health.

Even if you sink them they just becomes part of the Abyss fleet with better technologies powered by magic. and more bullshit.

What's stopping the fairies from developing a magic powered railgun, CIWS, AEGIS and nuclear powered weapons with when faced with stronger opponents?

If you follow how the game goes the technology always evolve to keep up with the enemies.

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>>12445434
If you can go "HURR REPAIR GODDESS" I can go "HURR YUKARI AND MOONWHORES." Both just as OP. And who's to say the repair goddess can't be killed? IDK how it works in Kancolle, but in 2hu gods are just more characters who can be defeated, even by humans.

As for vulcans and nukes, many of the more OP 2hus could likely shrug off a nuke, even disregarding the fact that youkai are basically immune to physical attacks anyway. Reimu is 100% impossible to touch or harm in Musou Tensei, and Eirin, Kaguya, and Mokou, are, as I said, completely unkillable. Burn their body in a nuclear explosion they'll come back. Do it again ten more times they'll still be back, just angrier. And Yukari, schemer that she is, likely has tricks up her sleeve too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445311
Stop your disinfo, fag.
c86 touhou: 80
c86 kantai: 168

Kancolle already has a bigger fandom than touhou. Eclipsing its amount of content is just a matter of time.

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>>12445489
Read the last line of my post, shiptard.

>Bandwagoning nerds don't mean squat

As I said, give it a couple years and Kancolle will stagnate. It's only a matter of time before moneymaking ventures are run into the ground by overzealous executives, and Kancolle is starting at a much shittier base linethan many of the things that have already befallen such a fate. Samefaced characters ctrl+c/ctrl+v'd from SoL animu will not always be in fashion. Granted, Touhou will recline as soon as moe as a whole loses popularity, but its uniqueness even within the moe genre along with the massively more diverse pool of fan content (don't even try to argue that one) will give it the longevity advantage, along with the fact that it's a passion project, not a moneymaking venture designed to attract moe otaku and slurp up their NEETbux.

TL;DR: You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445468
Normal nuclear weapon probably but I'm talking magic powered nuclear weapons here. Why is it people think that the shipgirls weapon works like normal conventional ships armament? The reason why the girls exist is because normal warships can't beat the abyss fleet. The riggings and equipments are all fairy built not human built.

During the collab with Arpeggio which the fog fleet far overpowers the kanmusu, they still get the tech to beat the fog fleet despite all the nano machines and laser beam bulklshit. When the need arises the will keep up with the enemy.

What makes you think that they can't equip stronger hull and decks on them to shrug off any of the Touhou characters attacks?

Also, repair goddess can't be killed, they stick on the ship till they die. Why do you think they called repair goddess anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445508
>give it a couple years and Kancolle will stagnate
My favorite line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445524
Nice reasoning, rebuttals, and counter-argument there, sonny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445508
>give it a couple years and Kancolle will stagnate
kek
You will keep repating this same bullshit for years to come, ignoring how every indicator keeps showing the rise of Kancolle and decline of touhou.
1 year ago you gave Kancolle less than 1 year to blow over, but you were already wrong.

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>>12445508
What if you are wrong? Kancolle brings in new generations of people too not just the people who just decided to join in just because it is the 'in thing' now.

And by couple of years, how long? It can be 2 to 10 years by the statement. Be really specific please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445528
Y-you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445528
>>12445529
>>12445543
>kek
>Y-you too.
How the fuck can I rebut you when you did not say anything meanigful, or in fact anything at all? I wish /a/ people would leave.

Even if it continues being popular, the fact that it is objectively shittier than Touhou will never change. It will never be as interesting, fun or creative and I hope that somewhere in your minds, you poor misguided souls realize that. I will pray for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445552
You are full of >opinions.
Reported for trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445552
I didn't bother responding seriously because it seemed like inane blathering, but I'll give it a shot. I'll keep it as simple as possible:
>moneymaking ventures
Except this isn't, and was never started as one. This is an assumption made from it being popular, which ironically there was no intent for it getting so big.
>Kancolle is starting at a much shittier base linethan
Opinion with no evidence.
>Samefaced characters
There is an image of this for 2hu that proves this to be horrid there too better than I can in words. Someone that has it can post it.
>Touhou will recline as soon as moe as a whole loses popularity
Opinion with no evidence.
>diverse pool of fan content (don't even try to argue that one)
This is true, but only because it's been around for longer. Kancolle is barely a year old.
>the fact that it's a passion project
Irrelevant.
>a moneymaking venture designed to attract moe otaku and slurp up their NEETbux.
Opinion with no evidence.

Oh and this one is still my favorite:
>give it a couple years and Kancolle will stagnate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442000
Nice trips

[Anonymous No.]

I want /a/ and /v/ to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

Kancolle has 2.2million players with 500k daily active users right now.
All this before the anime even air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445960
Remember to sage when you post in awful threads so they don't get bumped, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445960
Isn't Rage of Bahamut bigger? In the West alone it has over 3 million players, and in Japan its been over that number for a year or two.

[Anonymous No.]

ＭＥＬＯＮ　ＣＨＡＮＧ　ＫＡＷＡＩＩ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445974
More then 10 million total

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440950
What's this guy's name again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445468
Uhh, all that talk about nuclear firepower and you forgot about Utsuho who's like, a walking hydrogen bomb? Heresy, m8

But yeah, the kancolles don't even get a chance with Touhou at all. Murasa alone can solo all the ships. Suika can just screw with density, which would be a pretty bad thing for ships to deal with. And then we have Shikieiki, Komachi and Yuyuko who are embodiments of death themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for that shovelware the anime and the vita game will be. How will the game work anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12445523
I'm pretty sure there are at least a few characters in touhou who can pull some Tohno/Nanaya hax on repair goddesses

Even at best the kancolles can only resort to physical attacks and superior weaponry. Touhou hax is a lot more ridiculous, how sure are you that the kancolles can stand up to blatant reality warping hax when it comes down to that?

[Anonymous No.]

Kancolle powerlevel is just flatly undefined.

I don't see why anybody tries to put a powerlevel on it in the first plcae.

[Anonymous No.]

the enemy designs in kancolle are way better than the ships you can play as

[Anonymous No.]

>>12446965
too bad there's not a lot of fan art of them

I find the designs of playable kancolles to be way too fan servicey for my tastes. It's either that, or they're just really bland looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12446967
There's more Wo art than you can shake a stick at.

>It's either that, or they're just really bland looking.
Yeah, it's pretty much just a a seifuku sekai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12446962
Honestly I don't really see why people need to compare Kancolle and Touhou to be exact. Both are of different genre and different kind of working world.

That's like comparing say, kamen rider and gundam.

>>12446967
The Abyss are much more revealing. I know one of the bosses is pretty much topless with only hair covering her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443221
No this shit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440974

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno about admiral but I'd rather be fucking Kongou

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442000
One of the best animated movies, ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12446462
Left, Ralph. Right, Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ships can beat Touhous
People underestimate Touhous power level. YOu have a hell crow that create suns, a loli vampire that have the power to destroy anything, an oni that have the power over density, and might be able to create black holes, the main protagonist have the power to float from anything, even from reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12446965
Where are the cute American warship tans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449558
Yukari ain't Yog-Sothoth, son. Her control over boundaries isn't nearly strong enough to alter reality or any of that crazy shit. I'm tired of Yukarifags blatantly ignoring canon and going full retard like that.

Yes, I am responding to expired pasta. No, fuck you.

That said, within the framework of 2hu canon, she's still extremely powerful. Much more powerful than any ship sluts can ever hope to be, definitely. She could probably take 10-20 of them down alone just fine. In fact, most final/EX bosses can do that. So unless there is 320+ ship sluts out there (there isn't), they're fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

my friend and i own a boat...it's a 12 foot dinghy that we take the to lake a few times a year

does my boat have a cute mascot that i can fugg, or do only glorious japanese warships get those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449457
>Fucking one of the easiest girls to have sex with in the fleet, and having Hiei cry about what you did to her older sister.
Disgusting.

I'll stick to my one eye'd cat, and dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449787

Did you just call Kongou easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449787
Fuck off of MY Kiso, shithead. She's literally my wife, we got married and got ラブラブ together and all, so get your filthy hands off of her.

You can have Tenryuu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449814

Did you just call Tenryuu second to anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449789
Kongou a slut hag

>>12449895
Tenryuu a shit hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449771
What about Minamitsu's powers to cause shipwrecks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449956

So far it's not working, Touhou is sinking and Kancolle is riding high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449899

You dare to insult my pseudo-English waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440872

>mfw Kongo walk in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449899

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449961
Few years from now, 2hu character would be mistaken as shipslut due to all the pixiv artists jumping ship to kancolle from 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449956
Ironclad didn't even exist in her time, let alone warships, so it's hard to tell. But her power has only been shown to work on lame shitty wooden ships of old, so it probably wouldn't work on WW2-era warships.

Now someone like Eirin, who could destroy motherfucking spacecrafts, and whose defense system is still impenetrable even by the equivalent of WW3 (lunar war) era techs, would be able to easily dispatch a dozen or so antiquated WW2 junks and scrap irons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450021

Warships have been around for thousands of years.You argument holds no water

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450073
You know which type of warships I'm talking about. Also nice spoilers, dickhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450020
Unlikely. Don't all the ship girls just look like schoolgirls or shrine maidens? Unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450076

You can be a jerk, but it still doesn't make you look any smarter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449771
Whoa are you fucking kidding me? Even if shipsluts outnumber the fuck outta 2hus they'd still fucking win by the virtue of their shit hax. Suika can simply shrink thousands upon thousands of fleets at once and crush them, Eirin can just stuff them in a jar and Flandre will have a fucking field day with them.

But really this is just the tip of the iceberg, there are so many more 2hus who can wtfpwn shipsluts it's not even funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450243
Read the post again, you dolt. You're on the same side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449731

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441290
But no 2hu face is distorted the same as the other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441290
This is baffling me. You'd have to be god damned blind not to tell one of these from the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450438
>i know them therefore i can tell those potatoes apart
>everyone else is just blind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441290
pls don't use precious ZUN art for shitposting

Also, some of that there isn't ZUN art

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450587
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450630
No one cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450648
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443221
why is le thong girl always portrayed as the main character of kancolle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450654
Well then, I hope you aren't the same guy who thinks that not following the conversation before replying is acceptable behaviour on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450630
lurk moar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450772
This irony

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443257
lol Have you even watched a Certain Cute Saten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450438
I don't know, man. Sort them by hair color/styles and a stranger might not be able to tell them apart besides their clothes.
It's not really noticeable to someone who has invested considerable amount of time into the franchise.

It also applies to kancolle and people in general (e.g: Chinese).

[Anonymous No.]

I would only jump ship when superior American ships are added. Boatsluts' designs aren't even spectacular or particularly unique in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450886
But American ships are already in the game. The abyssal fleet.

Also
>Wanting American ships.
>Not wanting the rulers of the sea ships WWII + before, and who still have a blue-water navy.
Step the fuck up Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat a big steak off Shimakaze's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450894
Abyssal fleet has Japanese ships too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450670
she is the most iconic character. even if she's not the main for some reason, she is the face of the franchise.

but knowing japs, the main is probably some boring, brown haired blob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450670
She was da fastest IJN ship during WW2 and the main character/poster girl for Kancolle.
She has the highest speed and torpedo stats in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450777
This 2huwhore steam

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450977
The irony has nothing to do with 2hu. Just with you telling someone who said "Who are you quoting" to lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450982
There's more irony in your serious responses to obvious shitposts, but keep it up champ. You have to save face somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450994
By golly, he was only pretending to be retarded. I've been bamboozled. Now everyone's gonna bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread got super autismo lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442459,6
I want to do this too. I want a girl to dress up in a ship girl outfit for me and take only her panties off and then let me put my penis in her like in the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450971
>highest speed
There's no speed stat aside from slow or fast ship.
>torpedo stats
Stop drunkposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451215
Obviously I meant evasion and torpedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451286
>torpedo
For DD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451440
Oh yeah, those 2torpedoo sluts are clearly OP.
She will get her super shimakaze kai2 sooner or later. The IJN has the blueprint for it historically and it is only a matter of time before she gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451522
Not until Admirals really start to recline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443221
why is this a question? All those ships were sank (cept a few) by the US NAVY in WWII! Where's our American shipgirls, huh?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453181

The abyssal fleet are implied to be the Americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453184
See >>12450904

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a big picture of all the Kancolles? I want to see them all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440925
I'm a cucker spaniel

[Anonymous No.]

my cock is reclining down your throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453189
Already outdated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443221

Flan, Suika, Yuugi = gg Cuntcolle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12449771
And remember about moonbitches. They have technology and magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453802
Ah, good. I thought most of them dressed like whores. Good thing that it is only 3 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453802
Do they have mechanical feet? That's a huge turn-off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455643
It's just their shoes and what they use to skate on water I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453802
It's ok, I just used a ship list on the wiki.
Lots of pretty samey girls, even ignoring that ships of the same class obviously look alike. Loads of school girls and mikos, with a military girl thrown in here or there. I'm not impressed.
Was happy to find out that they don't all look slutty as fuck like...blonde girl with the bunny-like ribbon, though, so that's a plus.
Isn't she the mascot? Why does she look so different from everyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456587
Only ship of her class so she looks differently from everyone else. Most DDs are based off each other so that's why they usually look the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456587
>Why does she look so different from everyone else?
Because she's an unique destroyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12442170
Have you even read Curiosities or Inabas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456602
>>12456599
DDs?

That's all? She looks so radically different, like she's from some other franchise. If you showed me everyone else first and then I saw her, I'd assume she's not even a ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456619
DD is short for Destroyer. We usually use USN hull classification codes.

Even the game uses it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456619
She's not that different, and Amatsukaze kinda looks like her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456619
Her top is vaguely reminiscent of a sailor uniform, and in a lot of her art she's accompanied by her little twin-12.7cm autonomous friend (literally named Twincannon-chan).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453802
>mfw new kashiwaya with yamato

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441284
>>12441335
>what is sarcasm

[Anonymous No.]

Whats this about? I dont have a clue about what this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12461593
What's what about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12461875
Everything here. Is it from a game? Im new and these threads look interesting but I have no idea what they are. I want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12461883
Kantai Collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12461883
Shitcolle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12461973
rood

>>12451215
Fastest handjob.
Fastest blowjob.
Shimakaze = best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12465309
she also cums faster than your average virgin, so he can later boast he satisfied a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12465309
Is sex the only thing in your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12465430
There is nothing sexual about penises.

[Anonymous No.]

Is liking Kancolle just a big joke, or is it a few dedicated shitposters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12468759
Half on first, correct on the second if those deleted posts mean something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12468764
>if those deleted posts mean something.
The deletions are completely random.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12468759
It's no joke and only one shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12450670
She's the only reason this franchise hasn't sank already, and you know it

[Anonymous No.]

I am a /jp/er. I remember when this board was created and I remember when I came here first to discuss touhou. I always had a great time with other anons as we discussed how to beat the games, as we speculated on characters’ power levels, as we decided which 2hu would we fuck, created thousands of threads and posted millions of pictures on this board. The slow and clam /jp/. The /jp/ of my fellow touhou fans for as many years as I know. The /jp/ that in fifteen months will be less than fifty percent touhou. /jp/, where in fifteen months a touhou thread will be in the minority.

Am I hater? No.
Do I have anything against other fandoms? No.
Would I prevent them from posting in my threads? No.

So what then is my gripe?

My gripe, and I speak on behalf of all the anons who discussed touhou with me, my gripe is quite simple.

My gripe is that we were never asked. My gripe is that we were told, not asked, and every day we are told again and again how we are to be and how our board is to be. We are told by them, and we know who they are, they're /jp/ers too. They are the community that has always set themselves apart, they are the community that has always taken what they wanted for themselves, and now they are the community that is giving /jp/ away.

They have never asked us... and they never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469001
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469001
go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469001
No in 15 months things are back to normal. The people who don't care about an anime 3 months after it's done, will be long gone. Kancolle will mostly be toned down and we discuss the remaining dedicated fans and their fanworks. What I want to say is, kancolle hasn't made it yet to remain big, lots of things boom and then dissapear again. And hey, next season we can tell kancolle fans to go to /a/, ain't that something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469318
i can't wait for moot to order the mods to redirect all kantai collection topics back to /jp/ where it belongs, along with other otaku cancer like 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469384
Being hated by /jp/ must be moots fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12469318
I know you got trolled into believing it by the stupid light novel rule, but getting an anime doesn't stop things from being posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443221
how is this even question 2hu has cirno which is strongest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453824
they would be too drunk to do anything

>>12469599
very funny meme

[Anonymous No.]

I love 2hu but let's not assume 2hu powerlevel is applicable in the outside world, after all a "strong" 2hu like Suika got her ass sealed by skinny japanese peasants/monks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470422
Sauce on that please

2hu can easily wtfpwn kancolle is this even a contest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12443241
>fistfight
>superior firepower

please don't bring shame upon the prill image /jp/ already has of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470470
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuten-d%C5%8Dji
>Shuten-doji, who came to Kyoto, had many subordinates with Ibaraki-doji as his first, and based on Mt. Ooe, appeared in Kyoto from time to time, kidnapped the daughters of noble families, cut them with swords, and ate them raw. As it was quick wicked, as a result of a command from the Mikado, Minamoto no Yorimitsu from Settsugenji and Watanabe no Tsuna from Sagagenji, who were the leaders of the Four Guardian Kings, formed a punitive squad, so that when Shuten-doji was satisfied with the blood of the daughters of noble families and human meat, while at the height of a drinking bout, Yorimitsu made Shuten-doji drink the “divine oni-poison sake (神便鬼毒酒) he received along with a helmet from a god, that Shuten-doji was unable to move his body, and his head was cut off while asleep. However, after the head was cut off, it has been said that it still tried to bite at Yorimitsu’s helmet.

[Anonymous No.]

When is the last time the actual Kancolle game has added anything of significance?

It's stagnating hard at this point and there's very little they can do to stop it. That's probably the reason why they're cashing in on it as hard as humanly possible in the meantime.

It makes sense that Kancolle will get a big shift in doujin arts because, surprise surprise, bandwagoners exist. There will always be a large number of artists who draw for the most popular title specifically because it has the larger demographic. For Kancolle this is magnified because it's new. (At least, compared to 2hu.)

I'll be legitimately surprised if Kancolle isn't losing players by the end of 2015.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12440872
Why is there no tag for that specific sexual position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473317
Bandwagoners can only bandwagon things that are already big and popular.

>I'll be legitimately surprised if Kancolle isn't losing players by the end of 2015.
Gee, because there are still people who play the first touhou game, right?
I'll be legitimately surprised if Kancolle doesn't get another game by the end of 2015.

First they need to port that PS Vita game to a less retarded console.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473317
>I'll be legitimately surprised if Kancolle isn't losing players by the end of 2015.
And why does this even matter? The overwhelming majority of touhou fans don't even play the games. Are they considered bandwagoners too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473333
>Bandwagoners can only bandwagon things that are already big and popular.
Not necessarily. Something that is becoming popular at a fast rate is the prime target of bandwagoners, because they want to ride the wave.

>I'll be legitimately surprised if Kancolle doesn't get another game by the end of 2015.
This is under the assumption that the developers of a netgame RNG simulator will know how to make such a game in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473332
Isn't that just 'cowgirl'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473350
>Not necessarily. Something that is becoming popular at a fast rate is the prime target of bandwagoners, because they want to ride the wave.
>becoming popular
>popular
So it's already popular enough. Check the dictionary definition of "bandwagoning".
And yeah, I'm sure japanese otaku cares a lot about hip things.

>This is under the assumption that the developers of a netgame RNG simulator will know how to make such a game in the first place.
I am sure Kadokawa will manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473379
It's obviously popular now so semantics are redundant, it's being targeted by the bandwagon either way.

>I am sure Kadokawa will manage.
Considering their history, and the fact they chose the Vita for their first spinoff, I'd think otherwise.

Their best bet at this point would be trying to go mobile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473317
>When is the last time the actual Kancolle game has added anything of significance?
Last month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473317
>It makes sense that Kancolle will get a big shift in doujin arts because, surprise surprise, bandwagoners exist.
Chicken and egg. Kancolle is popular because of artists. If it weren't for them nobody would give a flying fuck about the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474170
No, kancolle is popular because "muh nipponese imperialism" and "muh 2hu killler"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474208
Or cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474208
It definitely wasn't the 2hu killer before it was popular. It was one of DMM's fifty shitty girl games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473317
>It's stagnating hard at this point
But the number of registered players doubled from 1 million to 2 million in about 6 months, with events and updates happening regularly as usual.

The fact is, Kancolle as a game has much more replay value than 2hu, and unsurprisingly many people would develop a much deeper attachment to the game itself. Kancolle's popularity right now is riding almost entirely on the game. 2hu's popularity rode upon the fandom, along with ZUN making new characters every year or so. In general, it was a love of a fandom, not love of a game. If anything, 2hu had more of your "bandwagoner" artists that never played a game and only did it because it was already popular. The thing about this is that once Kancolle (the game itself) gets boring for everyone, the popularity will die rapidly (unless the there are consistently new things being brought to the table). But that doesn't seem to be happening any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Number of kancolle animes > number of touhou animes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478186
0 = 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478162
That's the most stupid and delusional post I've ever seen.

>number of registered players doubled
That number means nothing for a f2p game. It takes few click to register, it doesn't mean someone will play it more than 5 minutes.
You can visit for example Valkyrie Crusade thread. It recently had 4 Millions Registrations event.
What's important is amount of players playing each day, basically daily online.

>has much more replay value than 2hu
What? Term 'replay value' is not even applicable to Kancolle. You can't beat this game, idiot. You probably meant 'lasting appeal' or something like that.
Guess what, all these kind of games are designed to hold a player for 2-3 months and then he will never return back to the game.

>Kancolle's popularity right now is riding almost entirely on the game
With shitty 2 million registrations? Monster Hunter 4 has 3.43 million copies sold. Guess what, MH4 doesn't have even 1/10th of Kancolle's popularity.
Kancolle's popularity IS bandwagoning.

>2hu had more of your "bandwagoner" artists that never played a game
Source?
You play 2hu games to learn more about characters and world.
You don't need to play Kancolle to learn anything about the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478513
>You play 2hu games to learn more about characters and world.
Delusional. You read printed works for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478513
Also
>MH4 doesn't have even 1/10th of Kancolle's popularity
Is this lie true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478527
Well, you do both. Whatever.

It's not like there was no 2hu bandwagoning back when EoSD was released. And even now 99.9% of fans first learn about 2hu through art/doujinshi/MMDs and not via games. Thing is after some time every 2hu fan tries to play the games (source: thwiki popularity polls, questionnaire part). In case of Kancolle there is absolutely no point in playing the game.

>>12478548
You can check yourself:
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E3%83%A2%E3%83%B3%E3%83%8F%E3%83%B3
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E8%89%A6%E3%81%93%E3%82%8C

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478556
Pixiv arts doesn't mean popularity. Kanmusus have waifu appeal behind them so that makes a huge difference.
>In case of Kancolle there is absolutely no point in playing the game.
There is every point to. It's easy and entertaining at first and hearing the characters voices is a plus.
If anything there's no point to playing Touhou if you aren't a gamer in first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478569
>Pixiv arts doesn't mean popularity
We are mixing two things here.
Popularity amongst ordinary people and popularity amongst artists.
When someone says 'bandwagoning' he means artists.
And amount of art on Pixiv is probably the only measure of popularity amongst artists in Japan.

>There is every point to. It's easy and entertaining at first and hearing the characters voices is a plus.
oh wow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478592
>Popularity amongst ordinary people and popularity amongst artists.
Then there was no point to bring up MH since the two series are fundamentally different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478600
My point was that 2 mil registered players is not enough to generate 200000 pixiv uploads. HUGE majority of Kancolle artists never played (and probably will never play) the game and they are just "bandwagoning". Currently Kancolle's popularity has nothing to do with the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478623
>HUGE majority of Kancolle artists never played (and probably will never play) the game
Yet, somehow jokes and pairings relying on more in-depth knowledge of the game are very common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478653
For example...?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is a kancolle board now why are 2hu fans even here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478684
There's no difference between the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478623
HUGE majority of 2hu artists never played (and probably will never play) the games and they are just "bandwagoning". Currently 2hu's popularity has nothing to do with the games.

Congratulations, you're stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478754
Why Kancollefags are so fucking retarded?

There are only 2 million registrations. It means maximum 2 million people played this game (and how many of those accounts have more than 10 minutes of playtime?). There are 200,000 pixiv uploads. 1 picture for every 10 players. There is no such proportion for any other fucking game. Not even close. And MH4 was just an example. You can take Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Disgaea, whatever.

And do you have numbers of how many people played 2hu? No, you fucking don't.

Also I even gave the SOURCE for the fact that most 2hu fans (and artists, because artist ARE fans) played the games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478815
>SOURCE
It's not source. Just an assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478857
That's not how statistics works.
Or do you want to say that all those people lied in the polls? Or maybe only people that played the games decided to vote? Or maybe results were fabricated, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478871
How many people voted in those polls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478878
Is it so hard to check yourself?

>9th (2012)
>Total Votes: 43737

>10th (2014)
>Total Votes: 31040

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478884
Yes it is.
So this means there's currently only 31040 touhou players? And that number is decreasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478815
>and how many of those accounts have more than 10 minutes of playtime?
Quite a lot. There are many people on the rankings list per server with more than, say 10 points. Conversely, how many 2hu fans have more than 10 minutes of playtime in the games?

>Also I even gave the SOURCE for the fact that most 2hu fans (and artists, because artist ARE fans) played the games.
The poll? Notice how the number of people voting for characters is twice larger than the number of people responding to the questionnaire. Even if we take your false assumption as true, we can say every 2hu fan has played a 2hu game at least once. Admittedly, every Kancolle fan has played Kancolle at least once because they had to go through the lottery and choose a starter. What's your point?

>1 picture for every 10 players.
Because an artist can't draw more than one picture.

Are you seriously trying to say that more than 2 million people have played 2hu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478889
You might think that you're only pretending to be retarded, but you actually are a real retard.
Unless you point out a fallacy in any of my statements I have nothing to talk about with you.

>>12478900
>Even if we take your false assumption
False? Some people just want to vote for their fav 2hu and don't want to answer 15 questions. I played all the games, voted in 2014 and I didn't answer questionnaire.

>Admittedly, every Kancolle fan has played Kancolle at least once because they had to go through the lottery and choose a starter
You can start masturbating to Kancolle doujins and you're a fan. You don't need to play the game.
Unfortunately I can only operate with numbers which are available to me. To find out how many % of 2hu fans played the game I used thwiki's questionnaires. To find out how many % of Kancolle fans played the game I made lots of assumptions using registration and pixiv stats.

>Because an artist can't draw more than one picture.
There're ~43k Kancolle artists. Amount of pictures per artist is almost the same for every game, be it Kancolle, Touhou or Monster Hunter. That's why I can use amount of pictures instead of artists for any operations involving proportions.

>Are you seriously trying to say that more than 2 million people have played 2hu?
You can disprove this somehow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478937
>Unless you point out a fallacy in any of my statements I have nothing to talk about with you.
Your "source" that touhou fans are players is a poll that has been answered by only 31000 people.
What can you say about the so called million of fans that didn't bother answering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478960
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statistics

Moot should add another rule. You must be not only over 18 but also you must graduate from middle school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478977
>>12478960
>>12478937
>>12478900
>>12478889
>>12478884
>>12478871
>>12478815
>>12478878

Hey both you. No offensive, you're both being dumb asses. Touhou & Kancolle are two different great games that both had bandwagons get over it.

Games lose players, and gain them overtime alright. So please stop arguing, and having this thread up'ed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478977
What about logic?
If you run a poll aimed at players of course they're the ones who are going to answer.
The sample is flawed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478937
Don't dodge questions. You're just grasping at straws with those percentage calculations.

>You can start masturbating to Kancolle doujins and you're a fan. You don't need to play the game.
Yeah, you totally can't do that for Touhou and that's definitely not how it got a majority of its fans.

>You can disprove this somehow?
Not really, and I don't intend to, but I find 2 million way to large for a doujin game. Even with being around for over a decade, 2 million sounds like a huge stretch.

From observations, I've seen more Kancolle artists post screencaps and make blogposts on their twitters about their game progress in Kancolle than 2hu artists doing the same thing for 2hu. Number computations derived from numbers that aren't anywhere near representative of the entire population, as well as selective ignorance of evidence against them doesn't make your point (whatever it may be) more valid than standard observations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478937
>You can disprove this somehow?
And you can prove this somehow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478986
How can they aim at players only?

>>12479006
>Don't dodge questions.
What questions?

>I find 2 million way to large for a doujin game. Even with being around for over a decade, 2 million sounds like a huge stretch.
For you. It's just your perception

>I've seen more Kancolle artists post screencaps
Well, yes. Because usually people beat the game in 1-2 days and then they're finished. Artist do like to leave comments about their struggles in afterwords for doujins.

>that aren't anywhere near representative
They are better than absolutely fucking nothing.
>selective ignorance of evidence against them
What are you even talking about
>than standard observations
How many Kancolle artists you follow? 3? 5? 10? Out of 43k? Your observation has 0 validity unlike my computations.

>>12479035
>And you can prove this somehow?
Did I ever make a statement that more than 2 million people have played 2hu?

Whatever. It's not "proof", but here's my logic:
Do you agree that there were more than 3 millions of 2hu fans through its history? Majority of fans played the games (see questionnaires part). I.e. 2 million people played touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441113
Haruna is a good girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12479055
Selective ignorance (either that or problems with reading comprehension), the act of picking and choosing evidence to ignore so that you're argument stands. To reiterate: ignoring questions, not everyone answered the questionnaire after the poll, that's not how statistics work, you thinking hardly anyone plays Kancolle for more than 10 minutes, you not clearly relating your "evidence" to your point, thinking lack of proof against = evidence in your favor etc. You're underlying reason? I used numbers and assumed a ton of stuff, so my "computations" are correct. Carefully re-read your posts and understand where you fucked up so that next time you try to discuss, you don't end up looking like a complete buffoon. Though honestly, I'm no better for playing along and putting up with your charade.

>Your observation has 0 validity unlike my computations.
>Do you agree that there were more than 3 millions of 2hu fans through its history? Majority of fans played the games (see questionnaires part). I.e. 2 million people played touhou.
At this point it's clear that a blind person's visual observations have more validity than your calculations. Thanks for the laugh, statistician.

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Seriously though who cares when there are better shit out there than both 2hu and cankore?

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>>12479117
>ignoring questions
For example?

>not everyone answered the questionnaire after the poll,
I already explained it. Also you're not required to answer all 15 questions. You may answer only about sex and age, for example. Yet 30% of people didn't answer even those 2 simple questions. Is it because they are 80 year old hermaphrodites?

>that's not how statistics work
That was my post and...?

>you thinking hardly anyone plays Kancolle for more than 10 minutes
I NEVER said that. I just said that if a person is registered it doesn't mean he really played it. I.e. 2 mil registrations =/= 2 mil people who played this game for more than 10 minutes. I also made an example of the game - Valkyrie Crusade. It had 4 mil acounts, but <10k active players.

>thinking lack of proof against = evidence in your favor etc
I "proved" the statement about 2 million 2hu players in the fucking post you're linking.

I explained, I posted, I answered. It's not about me ignoring your questions, but about you not seeing my answers.

>that a blind person's visual observations
Oh... I see... I'm sorry. I didn't know. Please use text-to-speak program next time to hear my arguments and answers.

>Thanks for the laugh
Hiding your butthurt: 101

[Anonymous No.]

>>12473332
booru: upright_straddle
pixiv: 対面座位

[Anonymous No.]

>>12479067
Well there goes my day. Thank you Haruna & Sanae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12441335
Oh! Are we playing where's waldo? ... ... ... I give up. Too many blond short-hairs

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>>12478977
You're the fucking retarded one.
Only dumb gaijin voted on that poll and gaijin don't produce anything useful.

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>>12479979
>Only dumb gaijin
You are not serious, right?
http://thwiki.info/th/vote10/result_char2a.html#0

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the opening image so arousing? There's no nudity at all, but everytime I see it I want to masturbate.

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>>12479727
You can instantly recognize Alice in any doujin even when she's completely naked because of her hair accessory. It's not a hat, don't need to take off your headband to be brutally raped and mindbroken (poor Alice).
Distinguishing Kancolles in doujins is a real pain in the ass. That's why usually they have sex in clothes. And even then there are too many twins/sisters with identical uniforms.

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>>12480017
Ｚａｉｎｉｃｈｉ　ｇｅｔ　ｏｕｔ！

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>>12480017,1
I know what you mean

I'm going to masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

2hu is really memorable while kancolle is boat

[Anonymous No.]

feel when a girl will never get on top of you like that.......

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>>12480516,1
Saturday morning feels

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>>12480516,1
It just looks like it would feel good, even if you were both clothed.

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>>12480516,3
that feel...

[Anonymous No.]

Her thighs must be warm...

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>>12480516,5
you're just playing my saturday night feels worse man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,5
tfw boner

[Anonymous No.]

I'm up all night to feel lonely...

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>>12480516,8
please no normiesong references

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>>12480516,9
Get fucked kid, are you even old enough to browse the jay?

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>>12480516,1
Feelio when literally went to an onsen with my jap gf yesterday and she did just that.

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>>12480516,11
Dude gross, asians are nasty as fug

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>>12480516,12
Jap girls are white....

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>>12480516,13
Uhh okay, whatever you say gook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,14
Jap girls are even more white than white girls because they don't mix with shit races. Only russian girls are whiter than japs.

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>>12480516,15
omggg i love yellow fever ^^

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>>12480516,11
What's with this creep always posting about his fake girlfriend?

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>>12480516,17
What makes you think that she's fake?

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>>12480516,18
cus ur a gay lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,19
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,19
How does having a jap gf makes me gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,21
the part where your gf has a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,22
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,22
She doesn't...

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>>12480516,24
Suck it.

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>>12480516,11
My cousin used to sit on me like that. I always enjoyed when she sat on me and used me like furniture but that position was especially nice because when she'd speak, she'd speak in a really quiet voice. It was almost like a whisper but not quite that quiet.

Will I go to jail if I say that I liked holding her by the hips while she sat on me like that? It was all very satisfying.

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>>12480516,25
don't be jelly just cuz yoy don't date a qt jap girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,27
Post pics then I'll tell you if I'm jelly or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,28
What pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,29
De tu novia china

[Anonymous No.]

>>12480516,30
i only speak american and japanese...

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>>12480516,31
>>12480516,31
Well ol' billy let me holler some good ol' american for ya ears ya no them pics of that tubby ol' gook gal of yours? Go and post them right about now so I can tug on this here pecker for a quick second before the angels are a callin

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>>12480516
kancolle is really memorable while 2hu is bullet

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>>12480516,26
Your loli cousin sounds cute!