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1244007 No.1244007 [Reply] [Original]

http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=6010

>Japanese murder investigators mistakenly believed sex doll was a corpse

"Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end.
The body was left untouched and taken away for examination, and the crime scene duly secured by a police cordon.
By mid-afternoon, the body was in the hands of police pathologists. But when they sliced open the wrapping, they were confronted not by a decomposing corpse, but by a life-sized sex doll."

>> No.1244012

That's some fine police work.

>> No.1244013

>>1244007
why is it still covered up..?

>> No.1244014

I mistake sex dolls and corpses for each other all the time. I can still recall that one time I was at Aunt Maries funeral...

>> No.1244017

It would be better the other way round.

>Japanese murder investigators mistakenly believed corpse was a sex doll

>> No.1244033
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>>1244007

>Japanese murder investigators mistakenly believed sex doll was a corpse

Eh, it's a common mistake.

>> No.1244047

It's pretty easy to make that mistake considering what corpses look like after only a couple days.

>> No.1244238

I would have thought the smell (well, lack of smell) would have been a dead give a way.

>> No.1244244
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>>1244033
My rage will blot out the Sun.

>> No.1244245

>>1244033
Why you do this? ;_;

>> No.1244250

>>1244033
noooooooo....I wanted to tenderly raep Kohaku more ;_;

>> No.1244252
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>>1244244
Then we shall troll in the shade.

>> No.1244278

>>1244033
You sir are a pride of /b/.

>> No.1244285

>>1244238
>dead giveaway
ULTROS IS THAT YOU

>> No.1244286

"Though no crime had been committed, the spokesman could not resist admonishing the doll's mystery owner. The doll, he told bemused reporters, showed signs of repeated use."

"Our guess is that the owner didn't want to take a risk by throwing it away with the rest of his rubbish," he said. "It was an incredibly irresponsible thing to do."

>> No.1244298

>>1244007
Life-like texture ;_;

>> No.1244319

>>1244033
Can't you just stick some formaldehyde into her and keep using her? Or does death result in no more mana coming out?

>> No.1244322

>>1244033
Thank you

>> No.1244333
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>>1244319
Once dead, it's lost. Luckily you still have a backup copy, it just might need some tweaking of firmware.

>> No.1244363

>>1244333
>tweaking of firmware

Ohoho you naughty person.

>> No.1244396
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1244396

>Once dead, it's lost. Luckily you still have a backup copy, it just might need some tweaking of firmware.

>> No.1244412

>>1244396
Wow, the sex scenes in Planetarian sure are rough.

>> No.1244423
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1244423

this >>1244396 one's broken.
<- this one requires tweaking her firmware.

>> No.1244432

>>1244396

This thread keeps getting more and more depressing
despite the fact that it's about inanimate objects dying and not people.

>> No.1244434

>>1244423
She's not broken
It's the world around her that's broken

>> No.1244454

>>1244434
She still could use some firmware tweaking though.

>> No.1244465
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1244465

>>1244396
>Luckily you still have a backup copy

>> No.1244468

>>1244454

>She still could use some firmware tweaking though, if you know what I mean.

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1244518

>She still could use some firmware tweaking though, if you know what I mean.

I'm sorry Mr Customer, but Mr Manager have disabled wireless updates, my firmware can only be be updated from a validated physical media

However I am contacting the support center for your suggestion, standby for reply

>> No.1244535

>>1244518
Oh, that's no problem. Physical media is perfectly adequate.

>> No.1244539

>>1244518

>my firmware can only be be updated from a validated physical media

MEMORY CARD GOES WHERE?

>> No.1244548

>>1244539
Behind the ear.

>> No.1244550
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>>1244539
I'm more interested in the power switch.

>> No.1244556

>MEMORY CARD GOES WHERE?

My memory card drivers are located behind my left ear.
Please becareful Mr Customer, my current accumulated database is located on a card in one of the driver bays

>> No.1244564

Ultros is in this thread right now, I just fucking know it.

>> No.1244581

gosh, need a shop of Chi wearing t-shirt with "Fags don't know about my power switch"

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