Is it okay if I tell my therapist about you, /jp/?

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Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:26:45 2008 No.1242199 [Reply] [Original]

Is it okay if I tell my therapist about you, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:27:34 2008 No.1242204 >my therapist Run away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:27:38 2008 No.1242205 Why would that be necessary?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:27:49 2008 No.1242206 anonymous is legion lulz

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:28:11 2008 No.1242208 No, they'll just suck more money out of you than they already have. Therapists are for faggots who can't work shit out on their own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:28:16 2008 No.1242209 >>1242199 RULES ONE AND TWO HOMIE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:29:02 2008 No.1242217 >>1242208 Also are useful for coming up with interesting mental disabilities you can use to apply for social services.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:29:29 2008 No.1242219 She wouldn't understand. No one does. They have to come here and become one of us in order to understand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:30:38 2008 No.1242220 No, dont do it if you think you can manage your 2d pedo tendencies, like moi.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:31:34 2008 No.1242226

I don't see why not, it's not like it will have any real consequence for 4chan. As far as the consequences it will have for you, she may go look at what's on /b/ and associate this board with that (and to be fair, a lot of the original sentiment behind /b/ permeates many of the boards, even if /b/ is only a shadow of its former self), and I don't know if you want that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:31:34 2008 No.1242231 Udonge would be a terrible therapist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:31:49 2008 No.1242232 >>1242208 Have to find a girlfriend and a job on your own?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:33:10 2008 No.1242239 No. I don't want to hear about your shitty stories about Anonymous on some random Internet forum. I didn't get a Ph.D and drown myself in $300k debt just to listen to that crap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:34:41 2008 No.1242247 File: 6 KB, 184x173, 1220412881601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1242208 >Therapists are for faggots who can't work shit out on their own. >/jp/ lurker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:35:05 2008 No.1242251 >>1242231 >Udonge would be a terrible therapist. >Udonge would be the rapist. >I wanna be raped by Udongein! Shit yeah!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:36:23 2008 No.1242259 Sometimes, I wish I was a therapist just so I can spend my day talking to other people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:38:02 2008 No.1242268 File: 430 KB, 1920x1276, 1220413082919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1242259 I always talk with my friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:39:08 2008 No.1242279 >>1242247 A point. Do you have one, motherfucker?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:39:29 2008 No.1242274 >>1242259 sign up for telemarketers NOW! some of them are even FEMALE! the best thing is they aren't allowed to hang up on you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:40:23 2008 No.1242282 >>1242268 >dookimakabas.jpg Oh lol. Are you that guy from that one thread who was asking what those pillows were called so he could get one for his girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:41:33 2008 No.1242287 File: 450 KB, 1000x916, 1220413293306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1242251 You sure about that bud? She's gonna get you in the ass with her large strap-on until your ass starts bleeding... damn that sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:41:45 2008 No.1242291 >>1242268 I talk to Marisa and Jun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:46:13 2008 No.1242305 >>1242287 I'd scream for her as she pounds me in the ass doggy style with her strap on, her hips slapping against my ass, her tits pressing into my back as she a arches her sweating body onto mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:49:09 2008 No.1242322 File: 15 KB, 292x296, 1220413749376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1242251 >Udonge would be a terrible therapist. >Udonge would be the terrible rapist. >I wanna be terribly raped by Udongein! hi i fixed that for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:51:15 2008 No.1242334 >>1242322 Thanks. I'm lacking in the creativity department tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:52:03 2008 No.1242345 >>1242251 >>1242322 Wow, it's just like I'm in high school again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 03:57:18 2008 No.1242360 >>1242322 >I wanna be raped terribly by Udongein! double fixed >>1242287 >You sure about that bud? She's gonna get you in the ass with her large strap-on until your ass starts bleeding... she knows how I like it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:00:41 2008 No.1242375 >>1242360 It won't be a strap-on penis, either. It will be a strap-on suppository.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:01:56 2008 No.1242378 >>1242345 Therapist Therapist

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:03:30 2008 No.1242388 File: 9 KB, 199x222, 1220414610134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1242375 Sign me up!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:04:38 2008 No.1242394 >>1242375 What does that mean? It heals while it hurts? Instead of pulling out, when she finished she just pushes it in more and then leaves it? What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:06:40 2008 No.1242403 >>1242394 Oh god, stop it! I'm gonna come in my pants just thinking about it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:06:56 2008 No.1242407 File: 226 KB, 741x800, 1220414816337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So /jp/, Do you like Udongein. Just wondering

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Wed Sep 3 04:07:54 2008 No.1242412 >>1242407 I'd her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:08:43 2008 No.1242417 >>1242412 eyefuck?

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Wed Sep 3 04:09:08 2008 No.1242423 >>1242417 What? No, that's just horrible. What the fuck is wrong with you? ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:11:28 2008 No.1242436 >>1242417 gb2/g/uro

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:11:36 2008 No.1242437 >>1242423 So much, Alabama. So very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:12:34 2008 No.1242442 >>1242388 Get this fucking shota outta my /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:12:36 2008 No.1242443 >>1242436 >Technology = guro. wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:15:50 2008 No.1242466 Putting aside the eyefuck comment... stiil wondering about Udongein >>1242407

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:16:44 2008 No.1242475 >>1242443 gurochan, you waste of resources

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:19:50 2008 No.1242492 >>1242407 >So /jp/, Do you like Udongein. Just wondering We love her, and we'd love her in us.

>>	Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo Wed Sep 3 04:19:54 2008 No.1242494 >>1242475 No... I think you should go there anon and spent 2 days for it!

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Wed Sep 3 04:27:34 2008 No.1242525 >>1242492 >and we'd love her in us. lol, is dis sum vore?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:31:05 2008 No.1242539 >>1242525 No. It's some pegging. Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:31:42 2008 No.1242541 >>1242525 I like rabbit stew the most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:49:14 2008 No.1242602 File: 148 KB, 400x427, 1220417354361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1242541 >rabbit stew

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:54:27 2008 No.1242624 >>1242199 When my therapist asked about my relationships I told him all about my anime harem, so go for it. He saw the problem easily, and now I'm happily married to a 3D girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:56:46 2008 No.1242638 >>1242624 How much does the therapy costed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 04:59:26 2008 No.1242650 >>1242638 There was no therapy. I castrated myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:10:59 2008 No.1242700 THERAPY IS FOR FAGGOTS KILL YOURSELVES ALREADY, ASSBURGERS DOESN'T EXIST

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:16:13 2008 No.1242716 >>1242638 Oh Anon, you are so gullible that it is moe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:19:57 2008 No.1242727 File: 13 KB, 300x180, 1220419197567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1242700 Say that to my face, motherfucker!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:21:23 2008 No.1242732 >>1242727 I wouldn't, because I'd be smacking you in your face instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 05:25:18 2008 No.1242741 File: 4 KB, 120x150, 1220419518727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1242732 Who's the one with the bat motherfucker?!

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 06:46:07 2008 No.1243142

Hey, I had a dream yesterday. In that dream I went into therapy and this woman told me there is a special college where little girls stated they want a relationship with older guys and their parents agreed with it. Now to join you need to be a really nice, gentle guy, else you wouldn't be allowed in. In that dream I went there and I had 2 different little girls clinging to me and I had sex with them in the classroom.

Ask your therapist about that and see if it works, you'll thank me later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:00:10 2008 No.1243200 You know, I was thinking I might need a therapist. I've been having problems with hearing voices/restless spirits in my head, I get an unusual amount of pressure headaches, and a little Myon sits on my shoulder and tells me to go to gurochan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:06:07 2008 No.1243222 >>1243200 Before anyone asks, it is not awesome to have a talking Myon sitting on your shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:08:26 2008 No.1243230 >I've been having problems with hearing voices/restless spirits in my head Chaos infestiation

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:10:51 2008 No.1243240 File: 40 KB, 430x320, 1220425851498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1243230 CHAOS?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:13:21 2008 No.1243250 Yeah chaos, for sure >and a little Myon sits on my shoulder and tells me to go to gurochan See you can even tell it's Khornate, pretty soon your Myon will be wispering to you "Blood for the Blood God, skulls for the Skull Throne"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:14:04 2008 No.1243253 >>1243230 >>1243240 I'm not sure if I should tell you guys that I'm actually serious, or if I should just post a picture of an IG commissar BLAMing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:15:21 2008 No.1243258 >>1243250 Wouldn't fluffy flying marshmallows be Tzeentch's territory?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:17:56 2008 No.1243270 >>1243258 Myon is a provocative and sexual entity, so I'd say Slaanesh.

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:22:21 2008 No.1243293
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>>1243258
If Tzeentch want you to become a daemonhost, he/she/it would send something that you will lust after, for anon it would be something like this

The moment you cum inside her, ruinous power will enter through your penis and you will burst in a shower of gore and gibs and a demon (in the form of Nanoha for anon) will emerge from your destroyed body

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:23:09 2008 No.1243298 >>1243293 Sounds like My Balls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:23:39 2008 No.1243301 File: 19 KB, 258x431, 1220426619347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1243230 >>1243240 >>1243250 >>1243258 >>1243270 Guys, I'm actually serious. Should I be at a therap-BLAM And if it has to be a chaos god, it's probably slaanesh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:23:40 2008 No.1243302 >>1243293 Dammit, i said Tzeentch when i meant Slaanesh Slaanesh = patron god of 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:28:17 2008 No.1243330 >>1242624 how could you cheat on your waifus with a 3d pig like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:29:07 2008 No.1243339 >>1243293 >>1243302 ... Now I'm worried. Should I be seeing a therapist or an exorcist? Being somewhat skilled at sorcery myself, I have this myon under control, but it does seem to be obsessed about porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:34:54 2008 No.1243377 File: 164 KB, 625x618, 1220427294951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1243339 therapist first, if it doesn't work, go to your local ecclesiarchical chapel. The sisters there will ge glad to help you. And by help I mean arco-flagellation

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:39:17 2008 No.1243401 >>1243377 I'm worried that if I take it to /x/, they'll laugh me off. "There's a talking marhsmallow on my shoulder telling me to do bad things."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:53:49 2008 No.1243465 >>1242287 GOOSH GOOSH

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 07:54:19 2008 No.1243467 >>1243401 They eat that shit right up, man. At least they did six months ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:23:05 2008 No.1243558 File: 155 KB, 437x600, 1220430185629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sigh Kids on 4chan belive only in Shlanesh today. Am i the only one who thinks about slow happy sex with Reisen? Emperor, what have happened with us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:24:03 2008 No.1243560 >>906508

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 08:24:53 2008 No.1243563 >>1243560 Seem to be having trouble there, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:35:00 2008 No.1244712 File: 82 KB, 470x564, 1220459700709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1242305 fap fap fap fap fap

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:38:08 2008 No.1244723 >>1243558 Sex? Please report to your chapter master that your mind is riddled with chaos filth, schedule a mindwipe. A loyal servant can only get a boner thinking about the Emprah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:43:34 2008 No.1244744 >>1243558 You are not alone. Only underageb& and sexual predators think of raep. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:44:45 2008 No.1244749 gtfo you /tg/ neckbeard filth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:48:27 2008 No.1244763 >>1244749 /jp/ and /tg/ are like Tomoya and Sunohara.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:50:09 2008 No.1244766 File: 169 KB, 500x375, 1220460609984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1244749 Purge it easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:53:41 2008 No.1244778 File: 41 KB, 195x192, 1220460821706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT Heresy

Anonymous Wed Sep 3 16:58:23 2008 No.1244788

Why would you need a therapist? I don't understand the point of it. You tell him your problems and then what? He says some bullshit and that makes them better?

Why would telling him you have a retardedly strong obsession with japan and japanese cartoons n shit make it any better? Why would it do anything besides waste more of your money?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 17:41:07 2008 No.1244947 File: 213 KB, 629x468, 1220463667241.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1244778 >BLAM!.png >BLAME!.png fixed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 17:46:51 2008 No.1244981 >>1244723 Do you question my purity of mind? Emperor needs new soldiers, i am just doing my duty. HE is alredy angered that many threads are resurrected again and again today. I will not sage this one because it is better then new ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 17:47:14 2008 No.1244984 >>1244778 >Heresy >/jp/ Whats new? They fap to underaged girls and mutants if you didn't get it by now /jp/ is an agent of chaos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 17:50:11 2008 No.1244993 File: 226 KB, 1000x794, 1220464211436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLD THE LINE GUARDSMEN. HOLD THE LINE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 3 17:55:53 2008 No.1245017 >>1244993 superb.jpg.png

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