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The year is 15XX AD

In a last ditch attempt to escape from a society obsessed with vampires and witch-hunts, a pregnant Sakuya escapes to Gensokyo so that she might give birth to her children. However, as she attempts to cross the great Hakurai Border, she goes into labour between dimensions.

Her first born child, Remilia, and a delayed after image of 5 years in the form of Flandre, make it safely across. Their mother, on the other hand, is flung far into the future by at least 500 years at which point she sustains severe memory loss.

Fate brings them together once again as Sakuya, so traumatized by her experiences, believes herself to be one of the very vampire hunters she so despised and attempts to seek out any nearby vampires to slay in hopes that they would bring back her memory. What she runs into however are 2 darling loli-vampiresses alone in a red-tinted mansion whiling away the daylight hours.

Her motherly instincts suddenly take over as she is gripped by a feeling to nurture these children, taking the role of their maid/nanny in order to get closer. They somehow seem to heal a missing piece in her life and remind her of something precious that she had thought lost.

>> No.1242175

Reported for fanfiction

>> No.1242186
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the perfect family unit

>> No.1242188

This is very, very, bad writing. I am sorry.

>> No.1242195

>15XX

LAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>> No.1242200

>>1242167
What is that, chicken cordon bleu?

>> No.1242202

I like the theory where Sakuya and Erin are the same person more

>> No.1242203

>>1242186
>Game Over
>Game

>> No.1242210

>>1242200

I think it's a stuffed omelet.

>> No.1242212

>>1242203
Oh wow, you sure got me good! I applaud you for your top-notch humor.

>> No.1242214

>>1242203
Just go back to /b/ already with your game bullshit. It's old and stupid.

>> No.1242227

>>1242210
While I'm tempted to think that you're right, I just think it looks like it's been stuffed too high to be an omelette. Maybe some sort of pot pie?

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>> No.1242245

>>1242214
>Just go back to /b/ already with your game bullshit.
>game

Fuck.

>> No.1242250

>>1242227

Ah, here we go - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omurice

Pretty hefty things....

>> No.1242254

>>1242167

This is bad Anon, you are write to apologise for it. I can't even say I particularly like the theory that Sakuya was originally a vampire hunter, but it makes a whole load more sense then this. Hell, this raises more questions then it answers.

Get back to fanfiction.net and write about how Lelouch wants for Suzuku's cock or something.

>> No.1242256

>>1242245
LOLOL YOU LOST THE GAME OH NOES!!! XD

>> No.1242263

Oh god I lost the game again

>> No.1242290

>>1242250
Aha! Mystery's solved. Well, looks like you win this one.

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>>1242254
>> I can't even say I particularly like the theory that Sakuya was originally a vampire hunter

I do.

Pocket watch power-up, throwing silver knives... that's the kind of stuff you learn at vampire hunter school.

>> No.1242349

>>1242256
Proof that your from /b/!

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Sometime in Eastern Europe during the 1990's, Remilia met up with Patchouli, a severe weeaboo. Patchi got Remy so enthralled in Japanese culture that she brainwashed a powerful vampire hunter to be her Japanese meido and say things like "Ojou-sama is sugoi moe~." Then, after a correspondaance course in Japanese, she convinced her dad to move her to Gensokyo with the condition that she takes her ccccrazy sister, stopping in China along the way for dumplings and a slave.

>> No.1242368

BELM**T

>> No.1242365
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Sakuya = Jack the Ripper.

Also, picture related to trolling.

>> No.1242373

>>1242368

BELMOOT

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"Kaguya Houraisen" is not the name of a single individual, but rather a series of artificial humans made to resemble the ancient banished moon princess, who was killed by Mokou long ago. Occasionally, Mokou finds out about this, and it causes her to snap, forcing Keine to erase the history of her gaining that knowledge.

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>the game

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I prefer the idea that Remilia actually raised Sakuya, or at the very least, Sakuya was a part of their group when she was a child. I just can't see Sakuya "Open a window in space" Izayoi as a competent vampire hunter.

Than again, if she lost to Remilia, who said she had to be competent.

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>>1242352

This is now canon.

>>Remilia met up with Patchouli, a severe weeaboo

All those books in her library? Merely tomes containing all of the Japanese anime and video game knowledge in existence.

>> No.1242471

>>1242396
Yeah.

You have to be horribly incompetant to lose to a final boss who can manipulate fate.

>> No.1242499
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moar like this

>> No.1242501

>>1242499
Fuck no.

>> No.1242504

>>1242499

It's awwwwwright.

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>>1242499

More like this. Remilia likes to play with her possessions.

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>>1242513
D'awww.

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flan was adopted

>> No.1242540

>>1242535

Marisa is so hot in that photo.

>> No.1242545

>>1242535

I, ALICE-Vi-BRITANIA COMMAND YOU TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH ME!

sure ze~

>> No.1242548

>>1242535
What happened to her eye in the first panel?

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>>1242514

WARNING
AN ENEMY DESTROYER IS APPROACHING!
SHE IS IDENTIFIED AS "REMILIA SCARLET"

hang onto your nutbladders kids

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1242576

Enough.

>> No.1242581

>>1242571
I died.

>> No.1242589

>>1242571
HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG cannot describe how HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG this is.

>> No.1242606

>>1242571
Damage assessment! How many casualties?

>> No.1242608

>>1242589
speaking of HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGG...

anyone got that HHHHHNNNNGGGGG picture of marisa? it mainly shows her face, and what seems like the top of a black bra....her face is fucking adorable in this pic.

anyone have it..I need it.

>> No.1242612

>>1242581
>>1242589
>>1242606

Lurk the fuck more.

>> No.1242615

>>1242612
Psh, just because I've seen this five times already doesn't make it less adorable.

>> No.1242617

>>1242615

I envy you then. My nutbladder is a desolate wasteland by now.

>> No.1242619
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>> No.1242628

>>1242612
do I need to know every fucking image in the internet to be worthy?

>> No.1242629

>>1242619
oh man that ones close...not the same pic though. the one im looking for is of the top part of her body only...shes facing directly forward. looks like the same artist though.

>> No.1242641

>>1242617
That sucks, guess that's what happens when it gets burnt out like that.

>> No.1242646

>>1242628

To be worthy of everyone, yes. You will always get some posts telling you to lurk more no matter what you do.

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>> No.1242660

>>1242653
wat

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キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

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the forgotten surrogate daughter

>> No.1242679

>>1242670
yeah! thats what I was looking for! thanks, I was having a shitty day...this put a smile on my face.

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My waifu's drawing of Marisa playing with Reimu's yin-yang orbs.

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