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1242003 No.1242003 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, PLEASE help me!

I've contracted the Moe Touch. Everything I touch turns moe.

Just look at my fucking dog.

I'm pressing buttons on a loli's stomach just to type this for Christ's sake.

How do I get rid of it?

>> No.1242009

gb2/hell

>> No.1242011

Masturbate?

>> No.1242022

>>1242003
Moe does not exist in the third dimension

>> No.1242014

Great, now you've made me want to molest my dog.

>> No.1242021

That's a nice power. You shoud make an anime about it.

>> No.1242024

>>1242014
yiff in hell furfag

>> No.1242037
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>>1242003
Hmm.

>> No.1242044

Touch your Farscape DVD's and send them to me in the mail.

>> No.1242045

>>1242003

Fap and tell us what happens to your cock.

>> No.1242053

>How do I get rid of it?

The question is WHY would you want to get rid of it?

>> No.1242059

Oh god I touched my dad

>> No.1242067

>>1242059
Even in context this sounds like something you never want to do.

>> No.1242064

>>1242059
It's Miko time!

>> No.1242071

oh god I want to rape that dog.

>> No.1242073
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>>1242059

>> No.1242072

>>1242064

YES, DADDY YES!!! AAHN~

>> No.1242078

>>1242045
It grew a face! It's all smiley now!

>> No.1242083

At least you don't have the tsundere touch

>> No.1242087

>>1242083
St-stupid! I thought I told you not to tell anybody about that!

>> No.1242093

OH GOD TOUCH ME NEXT

>> No.1242098

>>1242093

Fuck I remember this from somewhere.

>> No.1242112
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1242112

Get your cat to take dictation.

>> No.1242120

Okay, Anon. I want you to fly down to New York from wherever the Hell you live and touch the Statue of Liberty.

>> No.1242142

This thread would have been awesome if you had dozens of pictures lined up beforehand, but as it is it just seems like you aren't really trying.

>> No.1242161
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1242161

YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH
...
...
YOU'VE GOT THE POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.1242169

>>1242142

I apologize for the inconvenience.

>> No.1242427
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>>1242059
And thus, a manga was born.

>> No.1242433

>>1242120

And Klein Klan was born.

>> No.1242438

>>1242427

FUCK THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME IF HIS DAD DIDN'T CLEARLY LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BOY. "TRAP" MY ASS FUCK RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD DELINQUENT MANGA

>> No.1242439

>>1242433

I lol'd.

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>>1242112

>> No.1242559
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>> No.1242565

>>1242559

YAFF

>> No.1242568

>pressing buttons on a loli's stomach
Somewhere there is a image of a keyboard-tan.

The hunt is on.

>> No.1242574

>>1242568
I have several images for controllers, but I don't think I've seen a keyboard...

>> No.1242607

>>1242574
Do post those, please.

>> No.1242616
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>>1242574
Oh, it's somewhere, I believe in you Japan!

If this can exist, that does.

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