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Every minute of every day, someone needs blood. That blood can only come from a volunteer donor, a person like you who makes the choice to donate. There is no substitute for your donation.

When you make a blood donation, you join a very select group. Currently only 3 out of every 100 people in America donate blood.

From its beginning, the American Red Cross has formed a community of service, of generous, strong and decent people bound by beliefs beyond themselves. The American Red Cross blood donor embodies this principle. Please join us in our mission to maintain a safe and stable blood supply by making your appointment to donate blood today.

To find out where you can donate, visit www.redcrossblood.org/

>> No.12417047

I'm going to do this the next time I feel like cutting myself open
Maybe my life won't feel as worthless if I help someone else

>> No.12417051

I'm not healthy enough to give blood.

>> No.12417056

They wouldn't let me give blood because I'm underweight.

>> No.12417062

>>12417056

Please eat properly. We worry about you.

>> No.12417077

>>12417062
If I eat properly, will Remilia like me?

>> No.12417078

I think I would pass out if I tried to give blood. Just having a bit drawn for tests makes me light headed.

>> No.12417092
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>> No.12417104

>>12417092
More!

>> No.12417117

Are smokers aloud to give blood?

>> No.12417129

>>12417117

Yes.

http://www.redcrossblood.org/donating-blood/eligibility-requirements/eligibility-criteria-alphabetical-listing

>> No.12417138

Why would I help someone else when I can't even help myself?

>> No.12417141
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>>12417092
>R-18
Lolis are for cute not lewd

>> No.12417144

I'm not allowed to donate blood. the nurse must have thought I looked like a creepy fucker or something since she told me to just wait outside the building and never came back

>> No.12417147

Am I allowed to donate blood if i have AIDS?

>> No.12417150

I already donated my organs, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH. LEAVE ME ALONE REMI.

>> No.12417153

>>12417147

No. What kind of question is that?

>> No.12417163
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12417163

I've donated blood several times in the past.
Abd I go whenever someone ask me if I wanna go with them.

My blood gets extracted while I secretly have a boner and fantasize about Remi drinking my blood.

>> No.12417201

How come there isn't more pictures of Remilia drinking blood from a cock

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>>12417163

>> No.12417234
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12417234

How can you call yourself otaku if you don't even know your bloodtype

>> No.12417263

>>12417163

I believe you.

>> No.12417281
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12417281

>Every minute of every day, someone needs blood.
Why do so many people need blood? Are they retarded? And if blood is in such high demand, why should I give it for free? Do the donors even realize that the doctors profit millions for the blood that you just give away? All the surgical procedures requiring YOUR BLOOD cost their patients tens and thousands of dollars and you don't even get a cent while the doctors who don't even make the blood by themselves get all the credit. Monetary credit, that is.

If the hospitals were really serious about needing blood, they better fork over some money because I'm not giving away something so precious for free while they profit.

So fuck off red cross. Fuck off remilia. You're not getting my sweet precious blood unless I get something in return.

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>>12417234
I'm B neg!

>> No.12417302

>>12417299
Aww don't be a negative person. Be positive!

>> No.12417304
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otaku culture

>> No.12417306

>>12417234
I thought obsessing about blood type was a Korean thing. I have a bunch of Korean friends and they all asked me about my blood type but I didn't know what it was.

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>>12417302
Doh ho ho. I like you.

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>>12417322
Is it time to spoil and pamper Remi?

>> No.12417339

>>12417281

You can sell plasma for 60 dollars every so often.

>> No.12417377

Tried to donate blood several times. They never want mine because I have tattoos, even though I've had them for over 3 years and haven't gotten any new ones since.

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Only heretical scum consume blood. Whether it be drinking it or through a blood transfusion, it's all the same. Do not be fooled!

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>>12417398
>Trust me, I just practice wholesome Buddhism and I'm always healthy! Just meditations and sutras, not evil hell magic that consumes souls!

I'm quoting that hypocrite in your image.

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>>12417040
Twice in high school I was going to donate blood but I had a cold on both occasions.

Even so I went to where they were doing the blood collecting and ate the free food.

So I suppose I owe the red cross.

>> No.12417427

>>12417377
Actually they don't want your blood because you're gay but they're too polite to say it.

>> No.12417433

>>12417040
I cannot donate. I got Hepatitis, and I don't want to hurt anyone.

>> No.12417454

>>12417433
Too bad, I have a friend that contracted hepatitis from a bad blood transfusion as a newborn, back before blood donors were screened for it.

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Why are loli vampires so lewd?

I'm O universal donor so I'd be fucked if vampires were to find me.

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>>12417521

because lolidom is the best fetish and they fit that role perfectly

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>>12417521
Because having sex appeal makes it that much easier for them to find a willing host.

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>>12417415
>UFO Ending No. 5 - No, Byakuren is really a good person - ZUN

It is only the truth. There is nothing to mistrust. For the life of every creature is its blood, and its blood is life. Thus, we must not take blood of any kind.

There are also some negatives to blood transfusion as this one article illustrates.

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/blood-transfusion-risks-of-blood-transfusion

We must abstain from blood to keep ourselves true and holy.

>> No.12417600

Is there a way to ensure that my blood will only go to whites? I don't want any muds getting my blood.

>> No.12417611

>>12417600
You can tell the nurses that.

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>> No.12417720

>>12417040
>When you make a blood donation, you join a very select group. Currently only 3 out of every 100 people in America donate blood.
Extensive research shows that social proof is more powerful than appeal to morals. This message is actually more likely to discourage people from donating blood rather than its intended goal.

>> No.12418400

>>12417040
does anyone else pop a boner when they get blood drawn? The spurting feeling that matches my heartbeat is 2lewd

It's really embarassing so I dont donate anymore.

>> No.12418884

>>12418400

Altruism gives me a hard-on.

>> No.12418892

>>12418884
be altruistic to me then, anon!

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>>12418400
The thought of giving some to my favorite vampire is enough to induce one.

>> No.12419460

>>12417377
Are you a yakuza?

>> No.12419567

>>12419460
people can have tattoos without being yakuza ya nitwit.

>> No.12419588

>>12419567

Only normies get tattoos.

>> No.12419598

>>12417092
I don't recall that one. Name or artist?

>> No.12419629
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>>12419598

>> No.12419636

>>12419629
Hello, newfriend-kun.

>> No.12419648

>>12419636
It's called iqdb

>>>/killyourselfoutofjp/

>> No.12419668

>>12419648
It's not on there, and I already found it, newfriend-kun.

>> No.12419686

>>12419668
Remilia is too cute for being such a dirty slut.

>> No.12419689

>>12419668
I'm happy for you Tripfag-kun, but next time if you found it so easily, don't bug us with your unnecessary post

>> No.12419691

>>12419629
First day outside of /b/, huh.

>> No.12419694

>>12419691
awe cute, he took off his trip too insult me.

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>>12419689
The mistress is not a slut! Cut that out.

>>12419686
Be here for more than a week before you deign to give /jp/ers advice.

>> No.12419709

>>12419705
Heh.

>> No.12419722

>>12419709
Can't be bothered to quote properly.

>> No.12419723

>>12419705
I wasn't giving you advice?

>> No.12419724

>>12419705
Next time learn to quote and spell right before you deign to give /jp/ers advice.

>> No.12419732

>>12419724
The spelling is right, the quotes are just backwards.

>> No.12419755

>>12419694
try again xD

>> No.12419790

>>12419722
too pooper peeved? best take a chill pill and go back to /a/ /a/nonymous of /a/labama

>> No.12419841

>>12419790
Too busy downloading porn.

And I'll go back to /a/ at the head of the /jp/sie reconquista. Then, and only then.

>> No.12419937

>>12417281
That happens in Murrica, in countries with a proper healthcare blood is free. And before you reply with lol taxes I'd rather pay a micro tax and being able to injure myself every second or going to see competent doctors even at the slightest butthurt instead of going broke as soon anything serious happens

>> No.12420148

>>12417571
>We must abstain from blood to keep ourselves true and holy.
being holy or pure is just another way of saying someone's a pathetic virgin and should kill themselves.

>> No.12420666

>>12417092
>せっくすしましょ
(*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ

>> No.12420778
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12420778

I hate vampire threads.


Can we make this a drinking thread?

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12420798

I'm a blood donor and my blood type is B+, so you can guess how excited I was to find this image.

>> No.12420807

>>12420778
Vampire drinking thread?

>> No.12420809

>>12420778
This IS a drinking thread. A blood drinking thread.

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>>12420778
oh yeah

>> No.12420822
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vampire playing horse.

>> No.12421090

>>12417077
It would be extremely healthy

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>>12419937

>proper healthcare

I'd rather not foot the bill for all the fatties. They put enough pressure on the healthcare system without forcing everyone to pay for them.

>> No.12421231

>>12420813
I've had that, it's nice.

>> No.12421314

>>12421090
4u

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I've always had a fear of having needles shoved up my body, believe me I'd like to donate some blood too

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Remilia fuels my pedophilia.

>> No.12422025

>>12421979
But she's way older than you.

>> No.12422049

>>12417040
Can I donate the blood of others?

>> No.12422061

>>12422025
She looks the part though. That means she's legal.
I wonder if I begged enough if she would humiliate me for being sick.

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>> No.12422355

>>12419937
fuck off to your containment board already, this is not /jp/ - yurop vs murrica shitposting
>>>/int/

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>>12422355
actually, on /int/ murica gets pretty much ignored since yurup is mostly interested in calling the country next to them gay and not white

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