NEET lifestyle thread

[Anonymous No.]

How's that NEET life going, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Anzu is a fakeNEET slut.

[Anonymous No.]

that was fast

[Anonymous No.]

hey what do you guys think would happen if we started up /jp/ meta threads on boards that have /jp/ crossboarders but no autistic janitor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,3
what boards do you cross?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,4
https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/43736905

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>>12405519,5
I'm not enough of a computer GEEK to crossboard on /g/.
I only visit /pol/ these days to keep up on current events that actually matter and occasionally have an intelligent discussion revolving around history or politics..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,5
LOL NICE 1 MOD

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnoVV-RWIWY

Fascinating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi-Up8Xuh9c
Science is neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,8
>>12405519,9
Man, these are boring as HECK. Post some loli videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSzObdGiYpM loli with a rude chest shows her room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zbvslCcAC0 some lolis playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLqm20To97E one loli putting makeup on another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSGgfX45O48 loli eating

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgu1UmdUDvY&list=UU0ysB63L6-CidHWWBTZoZcQ&index=29

>laughing after cartoon camera demo
>and that's where we're going

Oh boy rise of anti socials IRL here we come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,11
There are always so many normies in the comments, probably trying to get the video taken down. I would kill every single one of those bastards just to save a fucking video. That's how much their lives are worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,11
In the beginning of that last video, is that loli touching herself between her legs with her fingers? If I didn't know better I'd say she's doing just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,14
no. the hell dude, she's holding food. do you even know how to pause a video?

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>>12405519,15
No, I'm pretty sure that her left hand is pressing/rubbing her squished loli privates. From 08s-15s.

[Anonymous No.]

you should've been more specific dude.

it looks like it, though she seems like she's just trying to hold her leg up and/or scratch her abdomen. i think if she touched her loli cunny there, it would only be accidental.

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>>12405519,17
I don't know if it's entirely accidental. Touching like that seems to be pretty common for some reason.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSDAZ_wSIaE

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck amazon i ordered a 12mm allen wrench and when it came it was 14mm, and now the replacement is also 14mm and both came in 12mm bags

the lady just told me to not return the order and she refunded my money but i still have no 12mm wrench what the fuck assholes

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>>12405519,20
Why do you need an allen wrench anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,20
should have just bought it from lowes or something

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still searching for a NEET Esperanto buddy. Please respond.

Mi ankoraŭ estas serĉanta NEETa Esperanto-amiko. Bonvolu respondi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,21
To remove the front wheel of my bike. It had a flat tire so I got a new one.

>>12405519,22
Nobody carries any larger than 10mm. Even Sears (whose website indicated they had 12mm wrenches in stock) had none, but I think that was due to laziness of the person checking. These wrenches are almost comical in size so I can see why nobody would carry them.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxw_SwxX6YM

How is this on YouTube? It's basically softcore porn. Specifically at 33:17 when the kouhai lick's the senpai's panties, 40:10 when a lady is bathing, 45:00 when a rapist(?) removes a girl's bra, and then 47:00 when he starts licking her boobies and fucking her and squeezing her boobies and making them jiggle. The bathing I can understand because it's not sexual, but everything else seems pretty sexual to me.

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>>12405519,25
There's plenty of more explicit stuff around there.

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>>12405519,26
http://ht-come.com/index.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At1A50sOfZA

This is even more baffling. Is this porn? I watched the trailer above and it seemed like a normal, low-budget, b-movie, but judging from the other video from the same company in the post above I'm guessing that there's some nudity and sexy stuff going on in the movie. Is that what porn normally is? Just a low-budget movie with sex and nudity? It actually seems like it would be enjoyable to watch just for the story. That bow girl's character seems cute.

[Anonymous No.]

stuffed deep dish pizza is so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,28
feel when no pizza :(((((

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,28
I might go get some fast food cause of your post, but I'm not sure what to get.

[Anonymous No.]

if dominos do that thing where pizza is half priced next month I'll buy one

[Anonymous No.]

tfw eating a big pizza makes you hella fart for like a day afterward and you regret it so much

is there any good way to block your nose or temporarily disable your sense of smell without it hurting? a clothes peg on your nose hurts a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,30
pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,32
isn't that a sign of improper disgestion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,34
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,34
i dont think shitting is a sign of improper digestion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,35
>>12405519,36
excessive gas you silly geese. he didn't say anything about shitting dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,37
isnt farting like shitting? what kind of sick fucke doesnt wipe his ass after every fart?

[Anonymous No.]

Wipe?
WHAT the SHIT dude?? Use a fucking bidet you uncouth little fuck. You think you're clean just from wiping? Let me shit all over you and then you try and wipe it off with just toilet paper.

Fucking DEGENERACY on warosu these days. HOLY SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,39
nicepost
i await your future works

[Anonymous No.]

i got a new pillow from bed bath and beyond and its really fluffy and its really soft i hope it helps me sleep better

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Fucking Amazon. Called to see what was going on with the wrench, the lady told me to order from a third vendor by using the "new from $*.**" link. The top seller was out of stock, and the second and third seller were the same shop, with one listing having free shipping and the other having paid shipping. The free shipping listing was out of stock, but the paid shipping one was not. I tried to call to see what was happening and I called five minutes after the shop closed.

I just ordered a different 12mm wrench from a different item page. That normal 12mm long hex wrench's page is cursed or something.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.1happybirthday.com/HappyBirthday/Janny

[Anonymous No.]

I just learned how to properly cross my arms this year. I only realize now what I have been doing all my life looked really stupid compared to how you are supposed to do it.

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>>12405519,44
Were you hugging yourself before?

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>>12405519,44
how in HECK can you get that wrong?

(*goes to check if he does it right*)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZtfAGjnePo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxHOCaGvl2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrVHWYPEIs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZktmeO_GZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_G_n-4t3G0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8dCdIYvb4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jE7R_uS0Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,47
why do russian lolis not wear pants

[Anonymous No.]

also that third girl with short hair and the necklace is really, really cute and also calming to listen to.

is this asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,48
so they can attract boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,50
they dont need panties to attract boys

[Anonymous No.]

lolis love sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,52
No they don't. They don't even know what sex is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,53
that is not true

[Anonymous No.]

Today my sisters' friend creeped me out again. Whenever she's there she never talks to me and just looks at me. It's really weird because she always seems to be talking, like she's hyperactive or something.

I hope I can avoid her in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,55
And let me guess, your sister is in elementary school?

Literal subhuman pedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,55
I bet she's like a demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,55
Maybe it's a crush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,56
I honestly don't know how old they are but I know they aren't in elementary schoo. I think they're like 14 or 15 because they can't drive yet. I don't live with them or my mom so I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,57
that reminds me
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-053
>When I first conceived 053 (no pun intended), I thought of her as unchanging and unchanging. To me, she is something that looks and acts like a little girl. What that is, I have no idea…maybe she's something very, very old, and the reaction people have is some kind of genetic imprinting that says this thing has to die ASAP. Some food for thought…
are you guys creeped out or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,59
Do you ever think about putting your dick in them because you don't have imprinting from cohabitation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,60
Isn't SCP stuff fiction? Why would that creep me out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,62
uh... you aren't creeped out unless it's real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,61
Never. Too old for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,60
Monster Girl?

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>>12405519,62
I weep for your dead imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,66
Advanced not dead. You are a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,64
Did you think about putting your dick in them when they were younger? Keep in mind Kirino is 14/15. Don't you want to stick your dick in her? I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,67
Please tell me how not finding any fiction to be creepy is indicative of an advanced imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231
this one is hot as heck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,63
Isn't that how it's supposed to be? What's the point of getting creeped out if it's not real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,68
No, they never had nice loli bodies. Also I've never seen that anime and her character design doesn't appeal to me.

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>>12405519,71
Ability to conceive of potential threats before they emerge in order to better counter them if they do.

Would you literally not be creeped out by a fast, poisonous hairy spider if you were just being told a story about one by your fellow tribesman but didn't believe they existed?

What the heck are you going to do when SCP-053 becomes real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,71
Catharsis.

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>>12405519,69
Please tell me how differentiating reality and fantasy bear on imagination.

An adult - a human with a mature mind is not frightened by fiction in the same way they are not fearful of the dark. Their imagination may be vast, aware of abstract, full of knowledge expanding in all directions, creating gaps as it fills them, gaps to be imaginatively bridged. They will be able to think rationally or irrationally, still they know what fear is irrational and what fear is not. That is a mature, advanced mind. Children are not more imaginative than adults, they are more often lost in imagination.

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>>12405519,75
>Please tell me how differentiating reality and fantasy bear on imagination.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_of_disbelief

You are supposed to pretend it's real and therefore feel the same emotions as if it was.

[Anonymous No.]

The creepiest stuff to me is the real unexplained stuff. Like those incredibly loud underwater sounds that were recorded by multiple NOAA stations. Those are creepy. There's also that one pilot whose plane was lost after after radioing and reporting an aircraft flying above him. His last transmission was "it's not an aircraft".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Mug5UuDjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIOTi-dLBJY

This is the kind of stuff that's creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,76
Why would I play pretend? I am not a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,77
>Oi m8 dere's a fooking magic aircruft send help ya cunt
Do you seriously believe australians

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,78
I don't see how you can enjoy fiction without doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,80
Enjoyment is one thing. Why would I allow myself to experience negative emotions through games of pretend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,81
You can't just have comedy, you need tragedy, too.

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Described as a "flying saucer enthusiast", Valentich radioed Melbourne air traffic control that he was being accompanied by an aircraft about 1,000 feet (300 m) above him, that his engine had begun running roughly, and finally reported, "It's not an aircraft."[1]

Simply epic. The literal loser saw what he wanted to see or faked all of this because of his gay /x/ hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,77
If someone made those sounds with a synthesizer, would it not be creepy anymore?

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>>1205519,76
Suspension of disbelief implies a held belief to be suspended. This itself displays advanced imagination.

You seem to be confusing ability with quantity. A rational advanced adult thinks 'this would be creepy were out real' while a child mind thinks 'this is creepy'. The adult response requires suspension of disbelief, a more complex imagination achieved by mature mind.

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>>12405519,84
It would no longer be creepy. The fact that the bloop was picked up by multiple stations thousands of miles apart should indicate that those sounds came from something massive, living or not.

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>>12405519,77
How is it creepy that there are deep-sea animals we haven't discovered yet that make strange sounds? The first one literally just sounds like some kind of whale, an undiscovered one. They can't do anything to you down there and you're never going down there. Stop being childish.

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>>12405519,85
>Suspension of disbelief implies a held belief to be suspended. This itself displays advanced imagination.

The belief being that's is not real.


>A rational advanced adult thinks 'this would be creepy were out real' while a child mind thinks 'this is creepy'. The adult response requires suspension of disbelief, a more complex imagination achieved by mature mind.

You still get a creepy feeling either way, so I don't see the purpose of separating them. Obviously you know it isn't real, but that doesn't change the emotion you feel. I think they call that the paradox of fiction in that wikipedia article I posted earlier.

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>>12405519,86
There's some kind of shrimpy-wimpy that makes a very loud sound despite being very small.

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>>12405519,77
Wasn't the bloop debunked as being caused by icebergs?

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>>12405519,88
Emotion is a physical reaction separate from imagination in adults. Children are more emotional toward fiction because their minds are less developed.

The reason to separate them is to show that you have a child mind you wikipedia fuckwit.

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>>12405519,91
>Emotion is a physical reaction separate from imagination in adults

Just because you are emotionally dead doesn't mean everyone is.

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>>1205519,92
I'm sorry you have a child mind. Maybe if your keep on reading wikipedia it will mature. Let's hope you're a teenbro.

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>>12405519,93
I don't really care if I'm literally a retard, but you are wrong that adults don't feel emotion from fiction. You aren't mature, you are an emotionally dead fool with no imagination. Not feeling anything doesn't make you an adult.

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>>12405519,93
>>12405519,94
Please go be gay elsewhere, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

any SCP otaku? what's your favorite SCP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,96
your a child lol

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>>12405519,97
don't bully please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,95
But the only activity is this child-mind troll and I'm bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,99
I don't care kid, go suck dicks elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,98
There is better horror out there. SCP is creepypasta-level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,100
Why do you even care? Who made you janitor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,101
it literally is creepypasta. but what's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,102
I'm a max level gay slayer, it's my duty to slay homosexuals on the W.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1205519,94
Where do you gather that adults don't feel emotion? It's further separated.

I'm saying that the fiction must be much more complicated the more capable the mind. This is why very very smart adults work on theory. Adults will generally not feel a story like the one linked is 'creepy'. They may be excited by a complex novel or frightened by an a theoretical threat ie nuclear war.

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>>12405519,103
They are unskilled writers, that's what's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,102
Um, moot and RapeApe did.

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>>12405519,106
they may be very creative though.

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>>12405519,105
I'm pretty sure you initially said
>What's the point of getting creeped out if it's not real?
So you are just contradicting yourself now when you say that someone reading about a nuclear war would feel afraid since there hasn't been one yet.

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>>12405519,109
You are literally retarded in the sense that you are illiterate.

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>>12405519,108
They might be, but the ability to convey a creative idea is just as important as having it in the first place. Otherwise it just sorts of comes off as rough and unengaging.

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>>12405519,110
I got 93 percentile on my reading score for the ACT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,112
You got 99% percentile in being a fag too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,113
You must be that 100% I lost too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,114
Even if that were the cast, most of us wouldn't consider that "losing."

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>>12405519,112
7% of college applicants were better than you. That's one in 14.

Literally one in 14 better. Heh, you fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,115
>Even if that were the cast
holy fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,112
I'm glad you can read at a high school level.

Did you know those tests have been modified to make more sense to minorities? How much is the university making off of your efforts?

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>>12405519,118
Literal retard detected, enjoy flippin' burgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,116
If all my scores were that high I wouldn't have given up on higher education.

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>>12405519,116
>>12405519,114
mfw the dub doesnt know what percentiles is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,121
I bet you don't even know my dick is in your ass faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,121
Um? 93rd percentile makes him better or equal to 93%. What about the other 7% that view him as a literal retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,121
It says "percent of ACT-Tested students at or below score" on the report sheet they give you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,122
a. its not in my ass prove it
b. if u put our dick in asses then U are the faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,125
Oh it's in there queer, it's in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,123
theres no 100 percentiles amerinigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,127
What about the guy who does better than everyone else?

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>>12405519,128
They give him 99.5 because they don't want to hurt the feelings of everyone else.

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>>12405519,128
american education at work here

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>>12405519,129
I mean, I can see there not being a 0%, because there is bound to be someone else who also got all the questions wrong, but there can't be multiple people who got all the questions, right, right?

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>>12405519,123
93rd percentile for IQ is 124. That's out of the total population. He got 93rd percentile on reading out of a sample with an average IQ already above 100 because it excludes all the worthless dropouts and actual retards who can't be educated at all. This means his IQ is likely higher than 124. The average IQ of a PhD recipient is 130. If his other scores were similar to reading, he likely has an IQ of at least that. He could choose basically any high-paying intellectual profession he wanted and be very successful.

You literally cannot mock him for getting 93 until he reveals that all his others scores were shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,132
That was real inspirational. All my other scores were shit, though, I'm only good at reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,131
Oh, yeah, and there can't be a 0% because it includes you so naturally you scored at the same grade as you.

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>>12405519,132
>tfw you will never be a genius
I hate my parents for giving me these awful genetics. I wish I was Japanese so my IQ was higher

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>>12405519,135
Koreans have higher IQs.

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>>12405519,135
Everyone around you would also be Japanese, so you would be in the same position.

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>>12405519,136
Then I would need plastic surgery

>>12405519,137
I could migrate. My IQ isn't low it just isn't genius level

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,138
Even if you move you would just be another smart Asian immigrant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,139
FUCK the gooks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,139
But I would be smart. That's enough. Doesn't it make you feel worthless when you think about how many people there are in the world whose brains work better than yours?

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>>12405519,141
All I have to do is compare myself to someone with dementia. I can remember things for more than two seconds. I'm brilliant!

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>>12405519,142
But there are people out there who look down on you because your abilities compared to theirs are equivalent to dementia.

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>>12405519,143
There is always going to be someone who is intellectually superior to you.

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>>12405519,144
What if you're Terence Tao?

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>>12405519,144
The less people there are the better it gets. You can also close the gap so much that even the most intelligent people respect your intelligence. Because they view the average person as completely retarded.

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>>12405519,145
Then you would be comparing yourself to the greats of history like Albert Einstein.

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>>12405519,146
You can just memorize random trivia and regurgitate it and that will make most people respect you. You can just sort of fake intelligence most of the time.

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>>12405519,147
But Terence is smarter than Einstein. It requires someone like Da Vinci to match him.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Arch Age good? I saw a video of it autoplaying at costco when i was getting my glasses and it looked cool.

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>>12405519,58
What's it like for a loli to have a crush on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,150
just play tera

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,135
Same. I am black and my IQ is 120. If I weren't black then I could be a genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,153
you are

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>>12405519,135
>>12405519,153
You two autists have the stupidest reasoning. 120 IQ is higher than the average of any ethnicity. The genetics your parents gave you were actually good (aside from the part about making you become internet spergs). If you had different parents from different races in all likelihood your IQ would go down, not up. Not to mention that you wouldn't even be you. I seriously hope you do not resent your parents for this. Literally the most nonsensical hypothetical I've heard all year.

I do find it hilarious for a black to have an IQ of 120 though. That's like winning a lottery simulation. Lucky but ultimately meaningless.

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>>12405519,151
One of the best feelings in the world, right after cumming inside an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,155
It's super lucky because you have intelligence plus the social benefits of affirmative action. You can become executive management without even trying.

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>>12405519,55
Well, shit. Turns out this girl hasn't left my mom's house since Friday and my mom is coming over today for Labor Day. She said that the girl likes me. I can't deal with this. Why can't a loli like me instead

fuck everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,158
It looks like you have your own creepy staring stalker girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,158
I wish my mommy would get me a gf. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,159
I wish had my own creepy staring stalker girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/78622147/tera-general-terag#p78770365

Who is this and why do you keep talking about /jp/ trips on /terag/?

[Anonymous No.]

what did the dub get on their ACT? I got a 32.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,163
Where can I check? It's been a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom left just now and it was fucking weird. I ate in my room and when I came out I sat at the table (not sure why) and she moved over next to me so I went and sat on the sofa by myself and watched Indiana Jones. Then when there was cake she kept staring at me eating and when my sister showed me something on her phone the girl would also come over and look at the phone, and I could see her alternating between looking at the phone and me. Then there was conveniently a box of pictures of my sisters and myself when we were younger, and the girl said I looked older when I was younger and asked how old I was and said she thought I was younger. Then there was one picture of myself when I was younger without a shirt and she said it was hot and asked if it was the first time I stripped. Then when my mom started talking about her job of moving dead people to the morgue the girl told me about how she found her aunt dead and poked me just like she poked her aunt to see if she was dead.

The whole night she was unusually polite towards me and would apologize for bumping into me and stuff and would try to start conversations with me and it made me feel weird.

Also that girl who got stuck inside the dryer when I babysat her when she was a loli came over as well but I didn't notice her looking at me once which is how I expect people to act around me.

Thank god I don't have to see them again for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,164
I'm pretty sure that the ACT keeps an archive. Just contact them and ask.

I happened to find the envelope that they mailed to me while searching through old stuff. Maybe you'll find it that way.

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>>12405519,165
Consider revising how you structure your sentences, it's very ambiguous - I read most of that thinking that your mother was sitting next to you and staring at you while you eat cake.

why didn't you fuck her tight teen pussy anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,167
Too old. If she were younger I'd try to get a hug or something, but someone like her is too old for me to be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

just fuck her holy fuck you queermo

[Anonymous No.]

>the reason I'm a virgin is just because all the women are too old and disgusting for my superior standards

my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,152
fuck off siz

[Anonymous No.]

Teen girl is turned on by your shitposts and how much you aren't in education, employment or training, LITERALLY wants to have a threesome with you and your younger self, and you don't slam that pu**y because she isn't in diapers. This is literally warosu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,172
He's literally a creepy autist who is mistaking a young girl talking to him as cocklust because he has never had sex and it feeds his delusional superiority complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,172
>literally

As opposed to what? Figurative warosu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,173
I thought all young girls wanted cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,174
how new

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,176
Figuratively or literally?

[Anonymous No.]

moooooooooooot dooooooooo something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,172
I'm pretty sure by teen girl you really meant faggy bottom boys.

[moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 No.]

>>12405519,178
Figuratively or literally?

[Anonymous No.]

That girl left her wallet here last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,181
Cum inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,181
What a terrible accident. She's going to have to drop by to get it or may ask for you to bring it by her place. You're going to be alone together either way.

Will you chicken out by calling your mom or will you have a taste of that sweet vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,183
Uh...

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else waiting for tree of savior?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRzBvVVCn0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,185
yes, stop reminding me, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,185
No I'm waiting for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBGNzaCu9LE I love the story behind the creation of this game and watching this early video of it, with the music, actually puts tears in my eyes. Even if it's a horrible game I still want to buy it because it looks fun to me, and I loved the platforming feel of the Megaman games. The last game I actually bought was Kirby Super Star Ultra for the DS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,187
I hear that game was already ruined by women.

[Anonymous No.]

i want a loli gf pls give tipps

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,188
Just the forum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,189
>>12405519,189
Marvellous. That human beings can have created the Holocaust and this post is completely unfathomable to me. This post is simply sublime in every single way - aurally, mathematically, aesthetically, intellectually, emotionally. It is the quintessence, for me, of all that is most civilsed and civilising about being human. Thank you very much for the wording and the presentation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,172
If it makes you feel any better this is literally not the first time something like this has happened to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,192
That makes me feel worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,193
Why? How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,194
Because you have turned down cute stalker girls who want your dick before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,195
By 'like this' I meant girls who are interested in me in general. Some were my age, some were younger, some were direct with things and some weren't, but none of them were young enough. The only loli who I really liked and was really close to me is old now.

This girl is just weird. I never told her my name, ever, yet she learned it and said it when leaving last night. She said goodbye to everyone in the room, and then said goodbye to me specifically after saying my name. Plus she's the only one I can remember who stares like she does. Plus she calls my mom "mom".

She is kind of like a stalker now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,196
Why haven't you married her yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,197
Too old god damnit I said that in the first post.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to buy a new hard drive so i can endlessly download anime without worrying about storage like i used to but after looking at reliability reviews i see that hitachi drives have a less than 2% failure rate, but i cant find any 3tb hitachi drives

ive always used wd drives and have never had one fail so i wonder if i should just get another 3tb black to replace my 1tb black with all my anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,199
I had a 4TB WD black but it died when it got bumped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,200
Well I'm not getting Seagayt. Is Hitachi now HGST? HGST comes up when I search for Hitachi drives, and the logo of HGST says it's a Western Digital brand so what the hell?

Fuck it I guess I'll just get a 3tb and take it especially easy with it until I feel I can trust it. I've still got about 50gb left so I still use the 1tb while making sure the 3tb won't die immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,201
yeah, I think you'll be fine. It think it got banged a bit when I drove it over to a LAN, so don't do that, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,196
is she cute?

please answer this is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,203
I'd say she is. She looks and acts pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,204
Then why haven't you married her? Your loli kid fantasies are never going anywhere. She isn't too old, she is old enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,205
I want a loli though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,206
Stop being such a peederphile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,206
Knock her up and wait for 4 or 7 years

[Anonymous No.]

>It is common for Japanese businesses to set out a small tray near a cash register so that customers can place their money on the tray rather than handing it directly to the cashier. If a business provides such a tray, it is a breach of etiquette to disregard the tray and instead hold out the money for the cashier to take by hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,173
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,210
>>12405519,173
Aren't you guys just projecting?

[Anonymous No.]

It's okay guys my mom came by last night to pick something up and took the wallet with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,163
24

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,212
I called it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,214
I didn't call her to pick it up, honestly!

[Anonymous No.]

Damnit I don't know if I want to order the 3TB or the 4TB. The price difference between the two is $40. $40 is worth it for 1TB of space, right? Plus its formatted size is actually 4TB or a few hundred megabytes short of 4TB rather than something like 2.7TB for the 3TB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,216
I remember when it used to cost $70 for 1TB.
Kids these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,217
I'm just trying to justify spending all of my money on the 4TB instead of having like $50 hanging around after buying the 3TB. I don't know when I'll get this amount of money again, and I do need a new drive, and the 4TB drive is on sale.

I wonder if Fry's Electronics will match Newegg's price with the discount. It's $299 on the Fry's website. If I can get the 4TB for $250 from Fry's then I'd be happy. I kind of want to see Newegg's new HD packaging though, but I can get this tomorrow if Fry's will price match.

4 is an unlucky number though that's associated with death, and I definitely don't want my drive to die. 3 is my lucky number on the other hand.

This is unnerving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,218
Newegg's packaging is fine, and you can just RMA it through them until you get a working one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,219
I know it's fine, what I meant is that last year they started packing their hard drives in nifty hard drive specific packaging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E2GCqslsgo

[Anonymous No.]

who CRAZY here?

Are there any other crazyNEETs on /jp/? Who is the craziest NEET of them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,221
I heard sparkles is quite the CRAZY individual

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,221
i'm not crazy, every1 else is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,221
I am 100% healthy of mind and soul.
Not so much body though.

[spergy4 No.]

>>12405519,221
I CRAZY HERE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.]

any diagnosed crazyNEETs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,226
I could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,227
Um. You either are or you aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,228
I don't know if i am. I'm ~c~r~a~z~y~

[Anonymous No.]

feel when you will never be a cute blonde haired dancign loli why the fuck am i even alive wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,228
Aren't or are diagnosed/

[Anonymous No.]

i hate my job and it has only been two days of working since starting on tuesday. why the hell did they hire me i'm not fit for this shit.

i want to be neet again.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm working on something for 3 days straight now that will get me rich from my bedroom; I can feel the calling. Rockstar entrepreneur soon...

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trpm4fSfhEE

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't spoken wwith my friend since he started working a month ago and today he told me that he ordered a Fleshlight for himself, with an 18oz bottle of lube.

I didn't want to tell him that Fleshlights are pretty shitty. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

oh fuck guys i have a hole in my underpant and its right in the ass part its not big enough for a weener to go in and rape my butt though but if someone forced it i think the hole would get bigger and i would be instantly raped

please help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,236
Put them on the other way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,237
they arent comfortable this is horrible they were my favorite underpant too and its going to be cold soon i need at least this one pair of underpant to keep my butt and balls warms

[Anonymous No.]

also if i put them backwards then the weener hole would go in the back and people could just rape me

[Anonymous No.]

I need to watch Nurse Witch Komugi-chan again. I fucking loved that show when I was younger.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your guys' favorite episode of Cowboy Bebop? As for me, it's gotta be any of the episodes on Earth. Specifically, I like Speak Like a Child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,241
The episode where I have better taste than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,242
Wild Horses is one of my favorites too. Seeing Columbia taking off is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

The hope-filled messages streaming from television, newspapers and the net all say the same thing. People who aren't successful... People who don’t work hard... People who aren't successful even though they do work hard...

...They are all alike. Worthless. Human garbage. Worthy people and worthless people are set apart from the moment they're born. Worthless people can try all they want. But they’ll never achieve worth... Thinking that hard work leads to success is a gross misunderstanding. The world is not that simple.

A small dog can’t make itself big just by working...
A penguin will never be able to fly, no matter how hard it tries...

In other words... everything worthless people do is, in fact, worthless. Talent isn’t something you can just... get. You have to be born with it. That's right... just like you guys weren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,244
I'm successful and talented at fucking you're mom LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

hello this is me why are you me I am not you you are not me I am me why aren't me you I am me

[Anonymous No.]

Normally, those people would never wake up from their fantasy worlds. They live meaningless lives. They waste their precious days over nothing. No matter how old they get, they'll continue to say, "My real life hasn't started yet. The real me is still asleep, so that's why my life is such garbage." They continue to tell themselves that. And they age. Then die. And on their deathbeds, they will finally realize: the life they lived was the real thing. People don't live provisional lives, nor do they die provisional deaths. That's a simple fact! The problem... is whether they realize that simple fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,244
>>12405519,247
Simply EPIC quotes. Good thing I don't have to believe them because they're from some dumbass children's comics. Heh, literally not insightful or truthful at all. I bet you thought they were pretty deep though. Come back when you read something sophisticated, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,248
Don't talk to me Trevor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,248
I'm watching Jessie Ventura's Conspiracy Theories. It's pretty insightful. He's a really good actor. I think this would be 10/10 if I still smoked. My mind would be literally blown.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh... My mom wanted me to go to dinner so I went. I was kind of hoping that girl would be there so I could try to tease her some more but she wasn't there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,251
*battlefield vaults over your mom and kicks you in the face*

[Anonymous No.]

I wish they'd hurry up with the DayZ central item bullshittery and wipe everything already, there's no point playing until they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,251
Is it morally acceptable to tease horny teenagers who have a crush on you? Is it fun? What does it feel like? Please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,233
Tell me what it is so I can steal your idea.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't find my NEET cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,256
My cat is really relaxed and friendly and all the neighborhood lolis like to pet him. Even if it's indirect I'm glad that I can give those girls something enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

Dear diary I am really excited for autumn. I still have those beef bones and I'm going to make a really nice beef stew when it gets cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,258
Hello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,259
Hi

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a full version of the Naisho no Naisho OP theme?

[Anonymous No.]

About an hour ago I was sitting here listening to Chihaya sing 7 colors when I noticed my blinds light up, almost as if a camera flash had gone off. I thought nothing of it at first, but then it happened a few more times and I stood up and looked outside to see what was happening. I was very surprised to see the reflection of water on the street and realized that it had started raining. Earlier tonight the clear sky was a nice purple color because of the moon, but now the red rainclouds covered it all up. Traded a full moon night for a rainy night which is one of my favorite things so I can't complain. I've got my window open with fans blowing in as much rainy air as possible. I hope it'll help me sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,262
Woah! It rained for a really really long time and it flooded the streets and school was cancelled and some houses were evacuated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,262
where do u liv

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,264
phx bb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,265
Holy shit where? God damn baby I want to lick your asshole so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,266
east valley bb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,267
Oh my god im gonna eat your asshole baby im gonna eat you dry where do you want to meet up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,268
do you mind if i'm poz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,269
Dont worry baby im pos too I cant wait to bury my tongue in your asshole and press against your plump juicy prostate baby

[Anonymous No.]

did anyone here ever try oatmeal soap it smells really good kind of like oatmeal cookies and there are pieces of oatmeal in the soap

maybe smelling like cookies will attract a loli girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

Let's take a moment to remember all the /jp/ truNEETs who have killed themselves over the years. I hope they're happy now in Gensokyo or Balamb Garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,272
I'm still here... and I killed myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,272
Pouring one out for my homies up in 'nsokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405519,272
Let's take a moment to remember all your potential siblings spilled on the mattress beneath your mom's ass