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12389821 No.12389821 [Reply] [Original]

scales/fluff a best
and impending milfs

>> No.12389823

>>12389778
He already did though, and he killed her. Now all that's left is a man with a broken heat and nothing left to lose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bwfm7-uNS4

>> No.12389826

>>12389821
I see you spy

we waifu cold war now

>> No.12389827
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12389827

We got a preview of two Comiket doujins in the last thread, including the cute Sandworm one.
SSS' Sandworm: http://imgur.com/a/SFQFf#0
Raven Wing Nest: http://imgur.com/a/b6xVH#0

Monster Girl Collection/Master List and news feed: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Updated by LDR & ELH, includes writing, art, manga updates and links.

List of media concerning Monster Girls: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk
Always open to suggestion for additions, assuming Eyepop isn't failing to Comiket.

Remember to take it easy and be respectful of the board so janitor intervention is kept to a minimum. Try not to overuse reaction images, or delete them after, as image count can hit the cap several hours before the thread dies. Using sage has been recommended, though for most of the thread's life it'll be on autosage anyway.
Shit OP.

>> No.12389832

>>12389805
I would just like to point out that, before blame is cast on anybody in particular,

I was innocent in all of this.
http://imgur.com/Vg75Jo7

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>>12389826
#shotsfired
get reKt

>> No.12389835
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>>12389834
And some eye bleach.

>> No.12389839 [DELETED] 

>>12389834
>this shit again
We need more Pharaoh art.
You know, of her not getting murdered./spoiler]

>>12389835
This anon showed up right on time.

>> No.12389840

>>12389835

Take those color layers, set them to multiply, then put the original sketch lines on top and also to multiply.

Will look 10x better.

>> No.12389844

>>12389834
>this shit again
We need more Pharaoh art.
You know, of her not getting murdered.

>>12389835
This anon showed up right on time.

>> No.12389845
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>>12389821
>Starting a thread with Chaikaface
I like it already
Reminder to care for your waifu's fluffy tails

>> No.12389846

>>12389835
There are scars underneath that hoodie

>> No.12389848
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12389848

Y'all have shit taste in woman

You aren't gonna convince me you wouldn't stuff your face full of that fluffy ass.

>> No.12389852

>>12389848
But unless you're either talking about Polt or Yeti, her ass would never be fluffy.

>> No.12389853
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12389853

I hate .less

>> No.12389860

>>12389852

>Polt or Yeti

Most refined taste.

>> No.12389861

>>12389853
Get him to draw your waifu, you'll be fine.

>> No.12389863

>>12389852
Thomas' Yeti?

>> No.12389864

Remember to bully you Draco when she acts up or she'll rape people, people that aren't you

>> No.12389867

>>12389861
She will probably draw her as a masochist. Or dead. Or some shit like that.

No thanks.

>> No.12389868

>>12389863
No. Never Thomas Yeti.

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>>12389863
Gross

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>>12389853
thats ok he hates you to

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>>12389852

I'm talking about the combination of fluffy tail and ass.

>> No.12389881

>>12389872
>That everything
Muh dik

>> No.12389888

>>12389872
Oof, your going to kill me

>> No.12389891
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>Fluff/scales a best
>No mention of the best kind of Harpy

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>>12389835
>You drew something that wasn't decapitation, very good!
You know, Luth aside, looking through http://imgur.com/a/6xald it strikes me as the guy's fault the Apophis turned into a sociopathic murderer. Then you get public service announcements from rescue efforts.

Only you can save Apophis from abuse passed off as BDSM. Remember safe, sane and consensual today.

>> No.12389903

>>12389834
the face on that rape snake is 2cute

>> No.12389905

>>12389891
>Tomboy
>electrocution
Nah, i prefer if my nerves stay unroasted

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>>12389834
This would look better with a simple choker.

>> No.12389912
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>>12389868
>>12389869

Always Thomas Yeti.

>> No.12389913

>>12389909

>Incest by Zucchini

The best.

>> No.12389915

>>12389909
The collar's fine
I like the collar

>> No.12389917

>>12389905
She knows just the amount of watts to make you single with sensation, anon. Think of the stimulation.

>> No.12389921
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Would tentacled monstergirls make better or worse surgeons than monsters without or humans? I'm not sure how precise tentacles are, but they also have hands, so they might have an edge.

>> No.12389924

>Tfw no more orgasm denial stories

>> No.12389926
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>>12389921

Hound needs to color this one too

>> No.12389927

>>12389921
I would like to see a tentacle monstergirl pretend her appendages are nurses while doing surgery.

>> No.12389928

>>12389924
OD a shit. OT is where it's at.

>> No.12389932 [SPOILER] 
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am I the only one who gets violently angry from NTR? Shit legit makes me see red.

pic related NTR loving cunts.

>> No.12389933

>>12389912
Disgusting.

>> No.12389937

>>12389853
I do too.

>> No.12389940

>>12389915
Looks too much like a belt.

>> No.12389941

>>12389927
YES! I love this. She has them hover around head-level like they're other people/monsters, staring at the person she's performing surgery on, and whenever she asks for a tool, one tentacle drifts off to grab it, then places it in her hand. She never looks away.

Would this be a chuuni thing, or done to amuse herself?

>> No.12389945

>>12389821
I have nothing aganit monstergirls and other microcommunities, but I canàt stand when oringal characters donut steel start getting too much attention due the low amount of new material.
even worse if its stupid stuff like this guy's.
please monster girls persons, don't fall into this because I still have some respect for you

>> No.12389946

>>12389928

OT?

>> No.12389947

I love .less

>> No.12389949

>>12389932
You're not alone man, it is literally the worst fetish.

>> No.12389950

>>12389940
Eh, both look good anyways. A collar's a collar.
Compromise

>> No.12389952

>>12389947
Shut up bob

>> No.12389954
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>>12389947

>> No.12389956

>>12389947
Fuck off Bob.

>> No.12389958

>>12389947

I like less's art

>> No.12389959
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12389959

You have been trapped in a fluffy rape ball and are ahegaoing like the lewd slut you are.

Is this awesome? Y/Y

>> No.12389961 [DELETED] 

.less has nice things to color.
i like less.
he needs to draw Charon-chan or a dragon/lizard/Ryu/Salamander being cute, maybe a happy birthday...

>> No.12389965

>>12389932
yep.
I was watching hentai and didn't realized it was NTR until I was half way through the first episode.I wasn't able to fap for the rest of the night.

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>>12389959

That never happened.

>> No.12389967

.less has nice things to color.
i like less.
he needs to draw Charon-chan or a dragon/lizard/Ryu/Salamander being cute, maybe a happy birthday...

http://imgur.com/h71HWgQ,knthXOp,vw5eQz0

>> No.12389968

>>12389932
Me too brother. Me too

>> No.12389969
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>>12389947
I hate less

>> No.12389970

>>12389947
I'm fine with .less' art. Sure the current stuff is causing much controversy, I'm fine with it. Then again I'm fine with a lot
I like .less. It's no big deal

>> No.12389971
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>>12389941
Octopus' tentacles aren't slaved to the creature's brain like our hands are. They've each got their own primitive central nerve system and act to an extent semi-autonomously. So it's cute and it's SCIENCE

>> No.12389973

>>12389967
But he won't, all he'll draw is charon being raped by hobos, some futa bullshit, some ntr shit, or some guro shit. less is a horrible faggot, I only like maybe 5 of his early pictures but now all he draws is shit.

>> No.12389979

>>12389959
Being Yukari must have it's perks
>Get to hang out with hot fox who does whatever you want
>Have magic bullshit portals
>Kidnap Humans

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>>12389917
But anon, electrocution can damage nerve endings.
And i need those nerve endings for the purpose our lord gave them which is to feel every inch of your lover's body during sweet consensual love
Praise thy lord!

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>>12389973
anon you seem upset

>> No.12389994
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>>12389941
>>12389971

>Monstergirl surgeon at work
>Her tentacles are dressed as nurses, complete with caps and buttoned suits
>"...Bone lever." She says, extending her hand to her side, not taking her eyes off the patient
>One of the tentacles hurries off, coming back with a tool a while later
>MG realizes it's the wrong tool just as she sticks it into the patient's body
>"Wha-- This is a bone chisel! I said bone lever! LEVER!"
>Her sudden fit of anger makes her accidentally poke the patient's internals with another tool
>Blood starts flowing out of the patient like a firetruck's hose
>Everybody panic
>Some tentacles start sweating profusely, staring at the MG
>Others start moving around in disarray, bumping into each other and knocking each other out
>One tentacle simply faints from shock
>MG is the only one desperately trying to stop the bleeding, doing it with one hand while strangling the tentacle that brought her the wrong tool with the other

This would be so fucking hilarious. I would pay so much to have a comedy show like this

>> No.12390001

>>12389993
If only you had more talent in coloring.
you got good lineart however.

>> No.12390003

>>12389946
Orgasm Torture.

>> No.12390004

>>12389993
Because bob and less almost single handedly ruined these threads.

>> No.12390006

>>12389993
.less I think you're a fucking okay drawfag

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>>12389993
No you

>> No.12390012

>>12389994
while the head of the hospital is busy lecturing the kraken in her office, the kraken's head is down and she's nodding, saying she's sorry.

In the background, the tentacles are slapping and poking each other, and the kraken's two hands aren't near enough to keep them under control.

>> No.12390013

>>12389993
>Awkward pet play attempts
>Guro
>But it's okay because Laska and Manticores
Not seeing it.

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>>12390001
>>12390004
>>12390006
I'm not less.

>> No.12390015

>>12389952
>>12389956
I'm not him.

>>12389969
That is not justice.

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>>12389993

>> No.12390017

>>12390001
Less colors pretty damn good these last colorings of his things weren't him

>> No.12390020

>>12390014
I never said you were dumbass, read my post before you reply.

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>>12390010
Sic semper tyrannis

>> No.12390034

Your Monster girl daughteru jumps onto your lap after you come home from work
How crushed is your pelvis?

>> No.12390038
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>>12390034
Not at all, because she's naked and wet and it slips right inside her delicious tight cunt or ass, depending on her preferences.

She just doesn't let daddy go until she's got at least three loads in her.

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>>12390034
Goodbye pelvis, I hardly knew ye

>> No.12390047

>>12390034

>Yeti

Nothing broken here. Puffy Paws and hugs all around.

>> No.12390052
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>>12390034
Maybe some bite marks. That's all.

>> No.12390055

>>12389993
>>12390038
>Bob will never write pure vanilla sex between Laska and her father that doesn't involve Zoe

>> No.12390059

>>12390052
He said daughteru Anon, you should be posting Dhampir

>> No.12390061

>>12390034
>Centaur
Bretty crushed

>> No.12390063

There's just too much fucking Laska. She's everywhere. She has an overwhelming amount of art compared to any other writefag's characters(I think outside of a couple pics of moose's stuff there's nothing anyways) or even any other monstergirl in general except for maybe manticore. Discussion about the original is one thing, but just mindless repeated comments about how Laska rapes daddy or how anondad needs to dick the daughteru makes me want to read it less and less.

Will there ever be a cheshire character who can reclaim the goodness that was that unpredictable, teleporting, grinning psycho?

>> No.12390065

>>12390059
But I want a vampire daughteru.

>> No.12390067

>>12390063
No

>> No.12390072

>>12390063
.less isn't butt buddies with other writefags doe

>> No.12390075

>>12390065
Sorry, Dhampir or nothing.

>> No.12390076

>>12390065
Actually possible.

Damphir happens when she gets preggo and you aren't an incubi

Vampire Daughteru happens when she gets pregnant and you are an incubus

>> No.12390079

>>12390063
>couple pics of mooses stuff
you mean fucking nothing?

>> No.12390083

>>12390079
mithril did some of mooses stuff...

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>>12390076
>Actually possible.
Yay.

>> No.12390087

>>12390072
I honestly don't think less is butt buddies with bob, I think he just really, really likes laska. And whatever, he's the one who knows how to draw, so he can draw whatever he wants. I don't care if he never draws anything but laska for the rest of his life. There is such thing as oversaturation, though.

>>12390079
I know there is at least one picture of Rose and one of Susan. There might be a Minte pic out there somewhere, too.

>> No.12390089

>>12390063
>Will there ever be a cheshire character
No.

Honestly you could write any monster girl as a whimsical lunatic archetype, cheshire in Wonderland set the precedence but really, Cheshire outside Wonderland is just riding the name for popularity vote.

The whole thing, also no. We dropped some of the shitposting on the /jp/ transition and I really hope it stays that way, but still.

>> No.12390091

>>12390063
>no pics of that new hair MG dressed as Bayonetta
>no pics of minotaur bullying a cute holstaurus
>no pics of weresheep knitting with her wool
>no pics of business woman shirohebi

>> No.12390093

>>12390083
oh shit really?

>> No.12390094

>>12390091
>That new hair MG dressed as Bayo
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS A THING?!

>> No.12390097

>>12390094
Fags too busy drawing shitshire cat and manticrap

>> No.12390098
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>>12390093
Mithril is pretty bro tier, he tries to draw art of every drawfag's story.

>> No.12390099

>>12390091
>no pics of minotaur bullying a cute holstaurus.
Good it should stay that way faggot.

>> No.12390102

>>12390093
yes
https://imgur.com/a/KBzQz#HWNAhTu
the different bophos, susan, rose, minte and chis

>> No.12390103

>>12390091
>>12390094
Speaking of which, do we have a translation yet?

>> No.12390104

>>12390098

I dunno. I've yet to see Char in her dress yet...

>> No.12390106

>>12390098
man that is a change in art style/quality

>> No.12390111

>>12390106
It was just a quick sketch, but I still really appreciated it.

>> No.12390112
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>Monster girl thread
>Start off with an opening image made from fanfiction

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>>12390098
>>12390102
See, why aren't these reposted and mentioned more often? They're really nice and something that isn't just less again. Half the problem is a matter of over-exposure.

>> No.12390118

>>12390102
those are cute
I'd love something like that, myself

>> No.12390119

>>12390112
>fanfiction

Why is it that shitposters are the one who don't understand what the word actually means?

>>12390115
Post what you want anon, no one is stopping you.

>> No.12390120

>>12390115
Mithril is pretty awesome, I like all his stuff, wish he would/had the time to draw more.

>> No.12390122

>>12390098
>Mfw just now noticing her notepad says "DFC Rulz"

>> No.12390124

>>12390119
>Why is it that shitposters are the one who don't understand what the word actually means?

Then don't use the same monster girl designs as KC's.

>> No.12390125

>>12389834
>She is asleep after sexing up the man
>she sneaks out behind the house
>gives head back to body
>she just got a dullahan lookalike and fake blood for the sake of sex
>hands her the money
>they both boogie on out of there

>> No.12390131

>>12389926

Needs a little cleaner lineart, that does.

>> No.12390132

>>12390125
>Pretending to sleep i meant

>> No.12390136

>You come home after a long day of work
>Monster daughter has somehow trapped herself under the laundry basket

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

>> No.12390138

>>12390124
Because KC is the ultimate authority on monster girls and only things he makes are acceptable as fact.

>> No.12390141

>>12390136
....Pick up the basket?

>> No.12390151

>>12389993

Oh boy more fucking Laska art.

Nobody fucking cares about damaged goods.

>> No.12390153

>>12390136
Pelt her with change as I as feel ashamed my offspring could be this dumb. I don't remember fucking a wurm.

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>>12389852
>tfw I think Polt is best girl in Darling Championship
>pic related

>> No.12390155

>>12390097
You know what we must do
>Jiiiiiiii

>> No.12390157

>>12390119
>Post what you want anon, no one is stopping you.
No shit, point is this shouldn't be the first time I really hear about or see a lot of the images after a thread, complete with OP, splerging over the same faggot cat and .less being stupid again as if nothing else existed.

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>>12389971

what if a tentacle mg got Alien hand syndrome?

>> No.12390165

>>12389965
What hentai?

>> No.12390166

>>12390155
As long as she still has her bangs over one eye, I will fully second this.
>Jiiiiii~

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>>12390138
Considering he is the creator, yeah. When he designs something, then you take the same design and change the color or make her wear a bland sweater, then call it your creation, you've essentially made a 'Original Character: Do not steal'.

Besides, it's hardly /jp/ related if it's western fanfiction.

For future reference, start the next thread with something made from Japan. Like a MGE entry or the manga.

Please do not become the Sonic the Hedgehog fanbase.

>> No.12390169

>>12390154
I agree with you, but I don't think she really has a chance. Still best girl though
>Inb4 spiderfags

>> No.12390170

>>12390141
>She now worships the ground you walk on, you saved her life.
>>12390153
>she uses the change she scampers off with to buy you a present.

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>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.12390176

>>12390038
>laska and me and truckercore almost kiled /mgg/

if i had only known what FOTM's could kickstart back when we got the first glimpse at the Japanese mge page for the manticore

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>>12390167
It's all monster girls here. You can interpret that OP as simply fanart of KC's girls. Besides, the actual story isn't anywhere near.

>> No.12390178

>>12390151
Why are you so upset, anon?

>> No.12390183

>>12390122
>dfc
>good

I swear, this is the one thing Deruella has done wrong.

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where are my Holstaurus brethren at?

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>>12390153
>I don't remember fucking a wurm.
The head trauma generally causes amnesia.
Did you wake up one morning in a bed that looked like a train hit it, with bruises all over your body and extremly empty balls?
Well that's how baby monstergirls are born.
also ovulation dance

>> No.12390195

Mothgirl

http://exhentai.org/g/730092/4b089b0749/

>> No.12390196

>>12390136

>Come home
>"Wah!"
>Sound of a plastic basket hitting the ground
>"H-Help!"
>Pretend to not know where she is, shouting her name around the house
>Try not to smirk as you turn around to see a little plastic basket sliding on the ground at your direction
>"Daddy! I'm here!"
>"Silly basket, you're not my daughter. If you excuse me, I have to find her."
>W-What? No! It's me, daddy! I'm stuck!"
>Walk away
>She starts whimpering
>Finally give in to her cuteness
>Come back, remove the basket and scoop her up from the ground
>Give her a tight hug
>Tell her you were just kidding, and that you'd always knoe where she'd go no matter what
>She hugs you back after wiping her tears off her face

>> No.12390197

>>12390167
>KC created monster girls
While I agree the OP is shit in all senses and needs more consistency to look even the slightest bit respectable, your "fanfiction" train of logic is shitposting retarded misuse for sake of being a derogatory term and can fuck of back to /a/. Even your example is a japanese ghost myth, not some shit KC created.

>> No.12390198

>>12390178

Maybe because Laska is a piece of shit given that Bob wouldn't know healing if a fucking Thunderbird defibrilated him?

>> No.12390200

>>12390196
>Then a chimp runs into the house.

>> No.12390203

>>12390167
But Monster Girls are based off of popular monsters from mythology or media. There's only so much you can change before one stops being a Cheshire cat or Manticore or whatever.

Nothing is stopping people making their own MGs from other media, it's just that the MGE entries give a pretty hefty push in one direction that easily provides a framework for simple OCs.

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>>12390167
>KC created mgs

>> No.12390209

>>12390177
>You can interpret that OP as simply fanart of KC's girls

I would do so if people would not go to great lengths to mention the drawfag called less, Liska, and whatever a truckercore is.

None of which are /a/ or /jp/ related. The more we stick to manga artists or doujins, the happier everyone will be.

I'm not saying completely turn it off, but please tone it down some. Keep the meta discussions to some off channel group.

>> No.12390210

>>12390196
can you imagine a moe, docile ushi-ona daughter?

>> No.12390211
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>> No.12390215
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>Nobody loves the Elementals at all
>Not even Gnome

It's like you guys don't even want a Neverending Story.

>> No.12390218

>>12390209
>The more we stick to manga artists or doujins, the happier everyone will be.
When did you speak for everyone?

>> No.12390222

>>12390209
>The more we stick to manga artists or doujins, the happier everyone will be.
Sure, try to apply "/a/ posting standards" to /jp/, see how far that gets you.

>> No.12390223

man i've been gone for too long all of this new monster girl material is great

>> No.12390234

>>12390207
I think he meant the encyclopedia.

>> No.12390241

>>12390169
Shall we compromise and have Polt wear a Spidergirl costume?

>> No.12390243

>>12390241
save that for Halloween

put her with draco dressed as a harpy

...what are we doing for Halloween anyways?

>> No.12390248

>>12390187
Right here, my good man.

>> No.12390251

>>12390241
>spidergirl
Why?
Suggesting Power Girl

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>>12390187

>> No.12390254

>>12390243
Dullahan misplaces her head and spends an entire chapter with a Jack o' Lantern for a head.

I think the idea of a Haunted House was suggested?

>> No.12390255

>>12390234
Yes, and the encyclopedia is a creative concept aide, like training wheels for inspiration, or more commonly aide for fapping. He's not creating hugely inspired and innovative creatures that the world has never seen before. He's not even creating characters at all, outside of ones like Deruella and the rest in his own books. No one copies those characters, which is what "fanfiction" would solely imply.

Saying he created a basic character template for how a monster girl would act based on her founding lore that you could just look up and work out for yourself as if it was anything more than that is redundant and plain stupid.

>> No.12390262

>>12390251
Well I am a fan of Arachne, and the post I was replying to involved Polt. I figured Polt wearing a Spidergirl costume was an acceptable compromise.

Cerea would be Power Girl. She has the chest for it.

>> No.12390263

So apart from the black boar that KC mentioned on one of the world guides, is there another animal that hasn't been turned into a MG?

>> No.12390264

>>12390177
this is a really good design

>> No.12390266

>>12390131

Nah.

The sketches Luth does come with shading. The straight line art he does is clean as hell, but doesn't have shading

>> No.12390268

>>12390255
It would not exist without KC's MGE, there's no denying that.

It could be seen as a cheap imitation or poor fanfiction. It's understandable.

>> No.12390270

>>12390266

I'd do it, but too busy baking stale stories.

>> No.12390271

>>12390200
for what purpose?

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>>12389840

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>>12390187
>>12390253
Always around.

>> No.12390288

>>12390153
All I imagine right now is a grown man throwing bags of pocket change at an MG in a laundry basket while cowering in a corner, yelling "Back! Back! I come from a bloodline of paladins!"

>> No.12390294

>>12390065
You an incubus son?

You highborn son?

Otherwise, no.

>> No.12390297

>>12390209
Oh man, you are funny. It's like I'm still on /a/.

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>>12390283
Wondering if this can get coloured.

>> No.12390301

>>12390209
Fuck off you already have /a/.

>> No.12390303
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>>12390297
Here's hoping you don't get kicked off /jp/ too...

>> No.12390304

>>12390268
What, writing about monster girls wouldn't exist if MGE didn't? Vacuum circumstances are really fucking terrible arguments, don't use them. Ever.

The point also stands, the encyclopedia is a book of concepts, not of established fiction to copy. Whether people get their inspiration from that constructed concept or historic mythology is irrelevant, and completely invalidates the "wouldn't exist" point. Constantly trying to force the fanfiction word is really dumb unless you're just copying it from some shitposter that came before, but it has no relevance, unless you really have no concept of how fiction is created, but you still really shouldn't be using it.

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>>12390209
Go back to /a/ shitposter-kun. Or are you mad that your precious monstergirl manga threads didn't take off?

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>>12390263
There's that aphrodisiac-spraying scorpion that ISN'T Gritiblublublubu

>> No.12390307

>>12390297
>>12390301
I for one am glad we had to leave /a/ its like when fuck quest moved nobody has to pretend that they come from /a/ anymore and we can al focus on reforming as a bigger community than nitpicking what subgrops

>> No.12390311

>>12390303
> wanting the last word.

Fuck off to gaia already. Before someone starts fucking on your armrests.

>> No.12390312
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>>12390305
nobody posts the full set anymoe

>> No.12390314

>>12390299
Is there a more complete version of this picture?

>> No.12390315

>>12390307
I was sad to leave /a/ at first, but when I came to realize that the threads were better here I realized my relationship with /a/ was more that of a battered wife. I agree with you anon, /a/ fucking sucks. We're better off here on /jp/.

>> No.12390316

>>12390312
I didn't have the full set. Now I do, thank you anon.

>> No.12390318

>>12390314
No
I can also always go for more Mother Lizardgirl teaching daughter lizardgirl how to swordfight, or something tender like making flower crowns

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>>12390312

>> No.12390326

>>12390266

If only Luth would post the line art.

Makes airbrushing easier.

>> No.12390327

>>12390299
I would hora her ara aras.

>> No.12390329

>>12390326

It's all up to the person commissioning it. The latest Ushi in a dress was pure lines

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>>12390319

>> No.12390332

>>12390306
Well that's fucking bullshit
What the hell do the Amazons hunt then?
Is there a creature that may put a human in lifethreating danger and not getting laid kinda danger?

>> No.12390339

>>12390332
A normal animal like a bear?

>> No.12390340

>>12390315
Yeah, fuck /a/
Except for the anons in the nozaki threads, they're cool

>> No.12390341
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I got it anon

>> No.12390342

>>12390303
Is that the fucking Yugioh harpy?

>> No.12390343

>>12390339
I'm sorry to tell you anon but...

>> No.12390346

>>12389994
>Give a kraken a giant fuck off canvas and buckets of paint
>Sell the sloppy result for millions as "art"

>> No.12390352

>>12390330
is this new?

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>>12390315
Yeah, on /a/ it was just used the catalog to find the thread, kept head down and glossed over or filtered half of it for repetitive shitposting and daily reminder crap before giving up cause it went through several threads a day anyway and little was worthwhile. Here, the thread is more stable, easy-going and usually less full of metaposting faggotry.

Janitor is pretty cool and deletes the worst legitimate offenders, too. Can't complain.

>>12390340
Yo! Nozaki-kun!

>> No.12390356
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Reminder that the Pharaoh Removal Foundation is always at your service for all of your Pharaoh removal needs. However, we don't condone outright killing the pharaoh. We just want to bully her until she cries.

>> No.12390357

>>12390318
I'll probably clean that picture up this weekend then if I get time.

>> No.12390358
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>>12390341
WAN WAN?

>> No.12390359

>>12390357
Wicked, thanks.

>> No.12390365
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Why can there be more simply happy monster girls?
No rape or anything, just innocent smiles.

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>>12390358
That ass was flat

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>>12390365

Because only Monorus, Luth, and Mari seem to do them.

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>>12390187
>>12390253

>> No.12390379

>>12390210
Clumsy spiders are already pretty cute. Make it big and fluffy and give it an adorable upper body I don't think I could cope. Thing is, outside of the whole break-less rape train, how many bovine tendencies would she have?

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>>12390365
she wont innocently remove those pasties
>>12390373
point was fluffy tail
and wan

>> No.12390383

>>12390365
Because there's still an issue with the whole forced hugbox thing.

>> No.12390388

>>12390383
>forced hugbox

Oh boy it's THAT kind of shitposting time again.

>> No.12390390

>>12390382
I don't got time for flat asses shit...
mfw fit got more ass that some grills
Shit is not cool

>> No.12390393

>>12390388
Sorry. Didn't mean it like that. Just popped in there for some reason.

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>>12390374
>Innocent smile
You won't fool me, turbo-succubus!

But yes, they do lovely, happy girls. Loen, too.

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How do you stop it?

>> No.12390401
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>>12390395

Oh yeah, Loen too. He's done mostly sexy stuff though

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>>12390390
sorry
>>12390395
neat
>>12390399
pre-shatter your pelvis?
remove the pelvis?
sudoku?
chloroform yourself?

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>> No.12390409

>>12390399

Shoot her with enough silver laced bullets that it makes your rape even that much quicker.

>> No.12390411

>>12390407
organ destroyer

>> No.12390414

>>12390406
the idea is to make the consequences for you less severe than what would've happened otherwise. Besides, that only saves you from her and no one else.

>>12390409
why would silver make the rape quicker?

>> No.12390417

>>12390414

Silver is often used as a means to combat evil.

Ushi-Oni with steaming blood and the rage of the itchiness of silver would be the rapiest.

>> No.12390418
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>>12390407
no thanks
i like my organs
>>12390414
meeting charon seems nice
there is no making an ushi-oni encounter less severe

>> No.12390421

>>12390356
I can get behind this cause

>> No.12390422

>>12390417
I'm not sure, but that might actually make things worse. If such a thing was possible. I feel like you'd break more than just the pelvis.

>> No.12390423

>>12390055
Only pure vanilla sex would happen chapters later or if time skip happens.

Sort of like this story:

http://pastebin.com/BBtCkd6i

>> No.12390428

>>12390407
NOOOOOOPE

>> No.12390429

>>12390055

>Bob will never stop being a pandering shitbag who's too pathetic to actually write a likable character, relying on a "broken" girl and a futacat to get views.

>> No.12390430
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>>12390358
So fluffy. I need to touch it. And brush it. And smell it.

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>>12390407
Remove the penis, and then we can talk.
I didn't notice it until too late the first time.

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>>12390411
>>12390418
>>12390428
>>12390432
c'mon guys, it's not her fault you're a cute shota hero

>> No.12390439

>>12390430
>body as flat as a washboard
>Spends so long in the wild And in the back of some peasants cart her tail is probably all stringy and coarse
>Both holes absolutely rekt by alpha wolves
I never understood why people liked her.

>> No.12390441

>>12390432
>That spoiler
I didn't either. I thought it was a puffy vagina
Oh I wish it was a puffy vulva. I was a fool

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>> No.12390451
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>>12390399
Magic.

>> No.12390452

>>12390447

Miia in summer outfit or... Mama?

>> No.12390458

>>12390439
I was talking about the tail, dude. I don't give a fuck about the girl attached to it.

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>>12390441
>>12390432

>being this uncomfortable about a little dick on ya girl

>> No.12390462

>>12390434
Yeah but it is her fault she has a dick
An organ destroying dick

>> No.12390466

>>12390452
Better not be mom since it looks exactly like Miia and I don't want the mothers to be aged up carbon copies

>> No.12390467

>>12390458
Allow me to repeat myself
>Spends so long in the wild And in the back of some peasants cart her tail is probably all stringy and coarse

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>>12390447
GLORIOUS HOUND!

>> No.12390481

>>12390467
Anon don't ruin my fantasies. Thanks.

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>>12390429
Why so much hate, anon?

>> No.12390494

Does anyone have a screen cap of the greentext with a swordswoman turing into an Ushi-Oni?

>> No.12390496

So which one of you lovely screencap mongers has that Ushi-Oni greentext?

>> No.12390500

>>12390451
>Gotta protect virginity

>> No.12390507

>>12390451
wizard is a fun class to play as

does /mgg/ play dragons crown

>> No.12390510

>>12390358
I want to work out with Horo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CZJOUwfPes

>> No.12390512

>>12390491
saved

>> No.12390519

>>12390510
>yoga

nevermaybe again

it was a nice excuse to move around

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>>12390494
>>12390496

>> No.12390525

Is there any MG stuff out there that involves tickling?

It's hard to find anything that combines my two interests.

>> No.12390527

>>12390525
There is a touhou one
Be careful of the artist though

>> No.12390530

>>12390365
not even normal girls are like that

>> No.12390531

>>12390527
Yeah I know of Touhou stuff though I avoid it.

>> No.12390534

>>12390522
>true disgusting
Anon please I am literally stroking my dick right now.

>> No.12390541

>>12390094
Fine fine ill do it. Aspiring drawfag here will post asap

We need more cute to counter less' guro

>> No.12390546

>>12390491

Maybe because Bob is some self-important faggot who thinks Laska and Me is good when there's a severe loophole in its premise?

>Can't even take care of self, better take care of an emotionally and physically damage cat-person.

>> No.12390547

>no drawing of genki dark elf idol with drill hair
Jiiiiii~

>> No.12390548
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MY OEDIPUS COMPLEX HUNGERS

>> No.12390566

>>12390548
I need to see that image with Papi and Rachne.

>> No.12390567

>>12390534

You're a strange person to find that good enough to fap to.

>> No.12390572

>>12390566

Rachne wouldn't be one to dream of kids, she would dream more of a honeymoon or a long vacation with darling.

>> No.12390574

New Mothman
>>>/a/112394380

>> No.12390579

>>12390572
>Rachne wouldn't be one to dream of kids
Jus give her time. Darling will do the rest.

>> No.12390580

>>12390567
What can I say? Transformation and corruption get me off.

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>>12390500
It's more of protecting my body than my virginity. Do wizards lose their power if they have sex in MGE?

>> No.12390583

>>12390574
what is that from anyways?

>> No.12390585

Anyone got images of those Harpy-like girls, but with plane parts rather than wings? Not Kancolle.

>> No.12390586

>>12390579

You know, I am not saying Rachne would not want kids, she wouldn't really dream of them, I think she just wants to be secluded with Darling for a long period.

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>>12390582
>Do wizards lose their power if they have sex in MGE?
No they turn into pimps... I mean incubus

>> No.12390592 [DELETED] 

>>12390525
>Not wanting to be tickle tortured by your MG waifu

>> No.12390595

>>12390525
>Tickling a monster girl
>Not wanting to be tickle tortured by one

>> No.12390598

>>12390546
>>Can't even take care of self, better take care of an emotionally and physically damage cat-person.

how is that a loophole? I actually know people who won't go to the doctor for anything close to a checkup, they know something is wrong with themselves from when they've gone years ago, but they just don't want to know what it is and refuse to go to the doctor for it, while at the same time, taking care of her daughter who's going through cancer.

also, where the hell is the e-mail field so I can actually not bump the thread. It's gone for me.

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>>12390574
Black scleras are a wonderful thing

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>>12390572
rachnee a good mommy

>> No.12390624

>>12390462
pics

>> No.12390638

>>12390624
Boku no google.
The game name is violated hero 2.
Futa is not tolerated in these threads.

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http://exhentai.org/g/730092/4b089b0749/
http://exhentai.org/g/730089/78d0d887b7/


Also, pardon me. I've been distracted heavily lately, but I've got some free time to continue one of the Bizarre Slime stories from here: http://pastebin.com/u/Bromont

Which one was it you guys wanted to continue? Aqua? After Hours?

I've no preference.

If you've gotten tired of BS, I'll shut up.

>> No.12390646
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>>12390638

>> No.12390648

>>12390638
is this.... gay monster girl quest?

>> No.12390654

>>12390648
its all straight m8

no its monster girl quest without the art inconsistency and a shittier story

>> No.12390665
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>>12390640
I'll never get tired of BS Bromont.
Aqua please.

>> No.12390666

>>12390640
my dick

this comiket has great music games and mg doujins

does this face say "im going to rape you" or "Im going to lock you in my attic and love your forever husband"

>> No.12390669

>>12390640
return to madness, x, or dragon ss

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>>12390666
forgot my image

>> No.12390675

>>12390640
Aqua. Will we see that saucy manticore again?

>> No.12390688

>>12390640
dragon /ss/
Can't leave me hanging on a buttjob bromont. It's inhumane.

>> No.12390708

>>12389821
>impending milfs
As long as we're on that, are the raws up tomorrow?

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>>12390665
>>12390675
Very well, I'll work on Aqua tonight and tomorrow morning. No promise of Manticore, but since you mentioned it, I'll try my best.

>>12390669
>>12390688
Then finally write the tanline dragon girl /ss/ buttjob that's months overdue.

I'll delete this post in a little bit so as to not take up any space. But this is confirmation.


For those curious: # of Monster Girls

BSX:
Fluffy tails
Fluffy tails GILF pending

BSAqua:
Dullahan
Manticore
Nureonago
Lizardman
Vampire
Mermaid

BSAmerica:
Freedom

BSAfter Hours:
Minotaur
Laundry list of monster girl construction workers
Fluffy tails

SBS Dragon/ss/:
Dragon

>> No.12390749

>>12390640
i wanna go to monster girl city and tape bright lights to my dick

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>>12390587
>>12390507
Wizard best class.

>> No.12390770

>>12390753
Wasn't there a drunken tiny fairy in that game?

Like, soaking her butt in a cup of rum or something?

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>>12390753
The only magical thing about this pic is the size of those tits

Oh lawd

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>>12390770

>> No.12390799

>>12390753
That fucking Sorceress design. Whoever did that must have been a lewd genius. It ticks boxes I didnt even know existed.

>> No.12390803

>>12390799
That's the thing about Dragon's Crown
They knew EXACTLY who they were aiming for

>> No.12390807 [DELETED] 

>>12390640
>http://exhentai.org/g/730089/78d0d887b7/
Was so much better than
>http://exhentai.org/g/730092/4b089b0749/

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>>12390803
>They knew EXACTLY who they were aiming for

Faggots?

>> No.12390820

>>12390807
While I did like the paizuri in the first one you mentioned, the second one seemed more romantic and enjoyable. I have to respectfully disagree.

>> No.12390822

>>12390803
It's too good. It's become a fetish of it's own. You've got your broad fetishes like
>Is it a monstergirl
this allows for a great range of variety, y'now?
and then you've got this
>Is it sorceress from DC? That one, in particular

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>>12390770
Quite a spitfire.

>>12390799
>Elf's hips and ass.
>Amazon's thighs.
>Sorceress's breasts.
They are all perfect.
And don't get me started on the doujins that they occasioned.

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>>12390770
tiki

Humans are incapable of using rune magic so adventurers rely on on fairy partners to do so

the game also has you rely on a thief to open locks and doors he willl take your loot if you dont pick it up

>> No.12390877

>>12390824
that picture. I lost it when I figured it out

>> No.12390905

>>12390399
Holding hands

>> No.12390908
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>>12389912
How did she ever become so... popular anyway? It's not like she ever appeared in any sort of comic or monster girl game.

>> No.12390911

>>12389912
She must give the worst footjobs

>> No.12390913

>>12390908
She is just forced by few furfags

>> No.12390918

Is Samus a monster girl? I mean, she does have space bird DNA in her.

>tfw you'll never nuzzle your face into her soft down feather pubes

>> No.12390923

>>12390918
Well, she's certainly baby crazy like most monster girls.

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>>12390923

>> No.12390942

>>12390913

>Furfags

Not really...her furriness level was never or barely ever questioned because she clearly doesn't have an animal face. The only thing people ever bitch about is "man hands and feet."

I think she has a cute.

>> No.12390944

>>12390942

Fuck it, typo be damned.

>> No.12390950

>>12390942
>Obviously ape-like face
Just because it lacks a snout doesn't not make it furry.

>> No.12390951

>>12390918
Samus is like 6'3" tall and about 200 something pounds

>> No.12390957

>>12390951

Yes, and?

>> No.12390966

>>12390950
>a button nose (apes don't even have that) and a pair of fangs = an ape-like face

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>>12390942
It was questioned sometimes. But usually people just call her face plain ugly.
Would you let her jerk you off with those hands/feet?
>>12390944
What were you trying to say there?

>> No.12390980

>>12390966
>>12389912
>Button nose
well I assume the artist tried to make her as least ugly as possible, but come on, that's closer to a gorilla's nose than a button nose. In this sorta art style a button nose is a slip of a line on the face.

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>>12390966
This is a button nose, but those giant-ass nostrils are clearly indicative of a gorilla's nose. What are you even debating this? KC's yeti is far superior.

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Has someone here translated this beauty yet?

>> No.12391001

>>12390980
No, I meant like the kind Polt has. And even then it's just the underside of her nose that looks odd. How does that even look like a gorilla nose to you?

>> No.12391006

>>12390908
>>12390973
She's cute as fuck, I don't give a shit what anybody says if its cute than I want to fuck it, doesn't matter what it is or most other things, if its cute fuck it.

>> No.12391009

>>12390973

Fuck it, why not? Hell, call up KC's Troll and get her in here too for some action. Yeti and Troll can both bond over having large hands and feet.

And I was just trying to say I think KC's Yeti is cute, but fucked up when I tried to edit what I typed.

>> No.12391010

>>12391006
>finding that thing cute
Shit taste.

>> No.12391011

>>12391006
Pedos say the same thing

>> No.12391017

>>12391010
>my opinion > your opinion
>>12391011
Real kids are horrible little shits, 2D makes everything better.

>> No.12391018

>>12391001
>I meant like the kind Polt has
I don't understand what you mean. This is the first you've mentioned Polt. And her nose isn't human either. It's clearly canid. Because she's a Kobald.
>And even then it's just the underside of her nose that looks odd. How does that even look like a gorilla nose to you?
Exactly, and as for how, it's les that it looks like a gorilla nose, and more out of all the noses, it looks the closest to a gorilla nose. I mean noses are already subtle as fuck, you've gotta read into things.

>> No.12391019

>>12390980
>>12390994
>>12391001

I don't even see a button nose. Based on the KC design in the pic near the top of the thread, it looks like she has a pretty human-looking nose, by anime standards. Gorilla noses have much wider, flared-out nostrils.

Her underbite and fangs just make me think of Orcs. Orcs aren't considered furry, right?

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>>12391019
Just to clarify, you are talking about this design, right?

>> No.12391022

>>12391019
>KC
What does his (decidedly cuter) yeti have to do with anything?

>> No.12391023

>>12391019
And compare
>>12389912
to
>>12391020
Furryyeti clearly has much wider, flared-out nostrils than KC's.

>> No.12391025

>>12391020
God I want those paws on my dick

>> No.12391027

>>12391025
I'm not even much of a fan of yeti, but 10/10 would snuggle with.

>> No.12391029

>>12391020

Shit, sorry, mean Thomas, not KC.

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>>12390399
i will take it out like a man, i shall overpower her in hand to hand combat

>> No.12391032

>>12391009
>implying they wouldn't just share stories about how they got bullied because of their hands and feet and grow even more insecure about them
When even your creator calls one of your defining features outright ugly you know you got it rough

>> No.12391036

>caring this much about what someone else thinks is cute

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>>12391020

How about Yetchi?

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>>12390923
>Metroid Other M reference
Fuck that game. It was like a terrible fanfiction.

>> No.12391041

>>12391036
I don't really care about the fact that he finds her cute. I'm just supporting my original point, that it is a rather furry design. I mean, good on him. she looks... war, I guess.
>>12391038
I honestly thought they were the same design.

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>>12391038

>> No.12391044

>>12391041

Personally, I think the design is more in line to what some monster girls would look like if they were real.

>> No.12391052

>>12391009
>you will never have your dick sandwiched between Yeti and Troll's large, soft soles

>> No.12391064

What's more redundant than a Yukki Onna with a scarf and heavy clothing?

>> No.12391066

>>12391064
>Yuki-Onna party out in front of a icy tundra lake as if it were a beach
>In bikinis
>Slapping each other with frozen water noodles

>> No.12391077

>>12391066
It'd make watching cute girls doing cute things at the beach enjoyable again.

>> No.12391080

>>12391044
Which is why it's shit, monster girls are supposed to be an ideal

>> No.12391084

>>12391080
So they're like Archer?

>> No.12391088

>>12391080

hey

cry about it

>> No.12391090

>>12391077
>Applying lotion on a Yuki-Onna sunbathing in the next to some penguins
>Hands become frozen stuck to her back

>Tanlines Yuki-Onna

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>>12389821
Could you take your monster girl in a fight

>> No.12391105

>>12391041
I meant warm.
>>12391044
Eh, It kills my boner though, and I assume I'm not the only one. That's not what you want in a fantasy. Ushi-Oni sits comfortably on that line between monstrous and sexy.

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>>12391090
>Tanlines Yuki-Onna

>> No.12391113

>>12391106
Ugh god. They'd all be ganguro bitches. Walkin around with dem snowfield tans. Too horrifying to think about.

>> No.12391118

>>12391113
There's being tan, and then there's going overboard like a ganguro.
They would be the former.

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>>12391113
What's wrong with snow gyarus?

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>>12391097
fuck no

>> No.12391136

>>12391097
can we use weapons?

because if i don't fight dirty those claws will fuck me up

>> No.12391140

>>12391097

Is it a sex fight? Is it a fight using sex? Because still no.

>> No.12391144

>>12391136
>>12391140
No weapons, first one to tap out or be so battered they cant fight loses

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>>12391097
>Ryu
Aside from the probability for me losing being equal to a naked guy NOT being raped in a monster infested forest, WHY are we fighting?

>> No.12391155

http://strawpoll.me/2374426

>> No.12391156

>>12391145
My question exactly

>> No.12391158

>>12391156
Maybe we left the toilet seat up? women do flip their shit over this for some reason.

>> No.12391161
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>>12391145
You get fed up with her yandere shananagins

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>>12391156

to see who's on top tonight

>> No.12391166

>>12391097
Would depend on if the initial ambush fails. Mine is an ambush predator after all.

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>>12391161
I LIKE yandere. There's just something about that 400% loyalty that's so appealing to me.
That, and I don't have to worry about coming home from work to find her sucking off 37 guys like a circus seal.

>> No.12391178

>>12391163
But I couldn't even have sex with her if I lost because I'd be spending a few months in a hospital under emergency treatment

>> No.12391180
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>>12391171
faggot

>> No.12391181
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>>12391178

she'd always pull her punches for her honey

>> No.12391183

>>12391163
Jokes on her, I love the cowgirl position.

>> No.12391185

>>12391163
>Ryu
>On top

Yeah, and pigs will fly out of ass.

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>>12391183

No, anon-kun. Bend over.

>> No.12391199

>>12391188
Bend over for what?

>> No.12391203

>>12391199
Bend over and she'll show you.

>> No.12391205

>>12391199

Her strap-on.

>> No.12391207

>>12391199
Sensitive horn + your butt = what?

>> No.12391211

>>12391205
>sticking a strapon in a guy's ass
What's the point, it's not going to feel good for either of you
>>12391207
Sounds like it's just going to result in a punctured rectum

>> No.12391216

>>12391211
Aside from the prostate stimulation.
They use the excuse of "It's not a man so it's not gay!", so they can get away with being rammed in the ass with something phallic.

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>>12391216

It really isn't. But whatever, have fun being uncomfortable with your sexuality I guess.

>> No.12391222

>>12391220
Have fun shoving penis shaped objects up your ass and saying that you're "Straight".

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>>12391222

when was I ever claiming that

>> No.12391231

>>12391220
>They use the excuse of "It's not a man so it's not gay!", so they can get away with being rammed in the ass with something phallic.
>It really isn't
>shoving phallic thing up your as is "really isn't" gay

>> No.12391255

What ever happened to that one anon who made very simple MSpaint pictures?

>> No.12391262

>>12390640
Aqua or X please!

>> No.12391265

>>12391262
You're too late, he left.
Probably went to McDonald's.

>> No.12391266

>>12391231

You do know the shape and structure of your butthole and intestine, right? People can't go shoving non-phallic looking things up there without serious risk of injury. (Example: 1 guy 1 jar)

Don't go implying people are gay simply because they're using what fits the human body.

>> No.12391270

>>12391266
But why would you shove anything up there at all?

>> No.12391273

>>12391270
Some people are curious, some want to turn their assholes in "Manpussies", and others are preparing for prison life.

>> No.12391274

>>12391270
Because it feels good. What about this concept is so difficult to understand?

>> No.12391279

>>12391274
Most of the pleasure is from the submission aspect, and thus purely psychological
The actual getting fucked part doesn't feel very good at all

>> No.12391281

>>12391279
The feeling is more akin to taking a shit than anything.

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>>12391255

>> No.12391286

>>12391279
>submission aspect
Who the hell am I submitting to while masturbating?
>doesn't feel good at all
Just because YOU don't feel good, doesn't mean others don't. For me it feels good, and it's not going to stop feeling good no matter how many times you say it doesn't.

>> No.12391289

>>12391284
So you're saying he's being harassed by people with dark skin?

>> No.12391291

>>12391281
And that's supposed to be pleasurable?

>> No.12391292
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>>12391289
Maybe.

>> No.12391295

>>12391286
Aren't you fantasizing about submitting to someone and letting them fuck you in the ass?

>> No.12391297

Why won't you go to /c/ instead of trashing /jp/ with that memeshittery? It's not even otaku culture.

>> No.12391300

>>12391291
For some people.
Not me.

>>12391297
Oh hey, a troll.

>> No.12391314

>>12391300
You sure told me /a/ro. To bad you can't explain why are you listening to retarded moderation instead of going to some more fitting place.

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>>12391295
Look here dude. I didn't start playing with my ass because of some fantasy of getting fucked in it, and this isn't my blog so I'm not going to talk about this anymore. There's no point in arguing about this. You're different from me. Stop trying to force others to be like you. You don't like it? I don't care. This argument keeps happening in these threads because some MG just fit this kind of thing. Just stop already. You're not going to stop people from liking it. Nobody's forcibly stuffing things up your ass either. So please stop.

>> No.12391321

So... I bought the comic Ryu that came out today...

I'm very sure I bought the correct one...

>> No.12391322

>>12391317
>some MG just fit this kind of thing
Only because faggots try and force it. Outside of shit specifically made for masochists like Violated Hero (where the anal is made out to be really painful and humiliating) guys taking it up the ass basically never happens in monster girl stuff.

>> No.12391323

>>12391317
None of us are forcing anyone to do anything.

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>>12391322
>tentacles don't go in asses
Whatever helps you sleep at night. I'm not going to keep arguing with you.

>> No.12391327

>>12391321
I've got to ask the thread, how many people like mysterious boxes as much as they like milfs?

>> No.12391330

>>12391327
I can't imagine mystery box having anything better than MILFs in it, so I choose MILFs.

>> No.12391334

>>12391325
They don't in most monster girl settings, and I've never seen a doujin with a scylla or some other tentacled monster girl sticking said tentacles up the guy's ass. It only happens in things very heavy on the femdom aspect like MGQ or VH, and in those cases it's deliberately portrayed as something humiliating and demeaning and painful because it's aimed at masochists.

>> No.12391336

>>12391330
You're going to be disappointed then; because all this magazine contains is like a dozen pages of "Everyday boxes with Everyday Monster Girls."

>> No.12391338

>>12391334
I'm going to wade into this shit-fest with the quick mention of at least one lamia picture I've seen with a tail tip exploring depths previously unknown, in a non-masochistic context.

Unless you think full body lamia "cuddles" are masochistic, then go fuck yourself.

>> No.12391339

>>12391334
Just out of curiosity, why are you arguing about this? What are you trying to accomplish?
>>12391336
I am now confused.

>> No.12391343

Super Saiyan Polt

>> No.12391344

>>12391336
So what's in the boxes?

>> No.12391346

>>12391344
Used goods.

>> No.12391347

>>12391346
Suu's exes?

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>>12391339
Actually.

It could be a box shaped cushion

If so, and it could well be, Okayado needs to learn some ergonomics or someshit.

>> No.12391352

>>12391349
So instead of MILFs, we get THAT?
...
What are they talking about?

>> No.12391353

>>12391349
That looks really retarded.
Seriously.

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>>12391349
WHAT'S IN THE BOX

>> No.12391356

>>12391355
It's like the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. We'll never know.

>> No.12391359

>>12391352
"Good thing out mothers sent us this cushion as an apology since they had to cancel their plans at the last minute!"

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>>12389821
>Meet a cute girl on the internet
>she is a werewolf girl
>Plan to meet up
>she sends you to her social media pages
>you decide to meet up
>look at them
>she is a wolfaboo
>not even an actual werewolf girl

>> No.12391374

>>12391370
Don't post that shit here.

>> No.12391380

>>12391370
Have you considered suicide recently?

>> No.12391382

>>12391370
Please kill yourself

>> No.12391386

>>12391380
Could you ask the faggot that in a Billy Mays fashion?

>> No.12391391

>>12391359
>oh, look, there's a tag here...
>it says we won a free vacation at a resort in the mountains!
Cue haunted house arc.

>> No.12391393

>>12391386
If you supply the coke.

>> No.12391396

>>12391374
>>12391380
>>12391382
>>12391382
Wait, what did he do wrong? I think it could be a valid concern. That cute catgirl down the street could be just 3dpd with well disguised fake ears and a tail buttplug. How would you know untill it were too late?

>> No.12391397

>>12391391
Nah, Centorea just ruins it with her giant, fat, horse-arse.

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>>12391396
>fake ears and a tail buttplug
I fail to see the problem.

>> No.12391402

>>12391396
Go stick your finger in a dyke.

>> No.12391403

>>12391396
Monster girl thread, not furry thread

>> No.12391404

>>12391401
You have to choose between a tail or railing her ass?
Whereas with a real cat-girl you could rail her ass AND enjoy her tail?

>> No.12391406

>>12391370
the point was that it is disgusting

>> No.12391407

>>12391403
I must have missed something then, because I don't see how his post is pro-furry.
>>12391404
This. And there's probably a whole host of "I fucked my daughter in a garfield mask" daddy issues going on there.

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>>12391404
Well I guess... we need more catgirls, by the way. Ones that aren't Aisha.

>> No.12391409

>>12391338
>Unless you think full body lamia "cuddles" are masochistic
Well, if it's a really, really tight "hug"... a girl deliberately breaking bones in a sexual context sounds rather masochistic to me.

>> No.12391411

How would you spend your day with your monster wife and any kids you may have?

>> No.12391414
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>>12391409
>breaking bones
Looks pretty tender to me.

>> No.12391417

>>12391407
Its a person dressing up like an animal

Just fuck off, stop replying

>> No.12391423

>>12391417
Yeah It is a person dressing up like an animal. And the entire scenario, at least, what I took of it, was presented in a negative light. So why the bitchfest?

>> No.12391426

>>12391414
Just sayin. Like in that one comic by Okayado where the lamia pulverizes the guy's ribcage every time they fuck, and some people actually find that hot.

>> No.12391427

>>12391414
What's that orange patch on his shoulder? Is she hugging his arm so tight it's tearing his skin? Brutal.

>> No.12391431

>>12391427
That's probably a part of his shirt.

>> No.12391432

>>12391426
But the scene >>12391338 mentioned isn't brutal at all.
>>12391427
>orange patch
Probably a part of her vest.

>> No.12391440

>>12390038
>dat lewd face

There need to be comics of that

>> No.12391441

>>12391431
>>12391432
Yeah but you can see a slight reddy-orange hued stain on the white shirt. If it were just a traight up tear it wouldn't have that sort of overflow. Unless messy colouring.

>> No.12391444

>>12391441
Stop trying to grimderp things. It's clothing. There's no guro in that picture. Don't be like that.

>> No.12391445

>>12391441
It's most likely messy coloring.

>> No.12391448

>>12391414
I bet he'd be complaining about the anal if she wasn't smothering him between her boobs.

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THAT FUCKING CAT I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH

>> No.12391452

>>12391444
You say that, but I can't unsee it now.

>> No.12391453

>>12391444
>>12391445
Not tryina grimderp it I just thought it looked odd and out of place.

>> No.12391454

>>12391452
Why do you come here to ruin other peoples' fun?

>> No.12391466

>>12391449
>high heels
I never noticed how classy she was.

>> No.12391474

MGQ4 menu translation is done more will happen later

http://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/2014/08/18/mgq-paradox-demo-translation-v0-1/

>> No.12391480

>>12391449
I think she's super cute

>> No.12391503
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I can't read Chinese, tell me where Crabman signing is taking place so I can request a picture of Draco

>> No.12391510

>>12391503
The fact that you spoilered it is indicative of shit taste. Then it was confirmed when I looked at it. Hope you get your drawing though.

>> No.12391512

Would you rather fuck your least favorite monster girl, or a human?

>> No.12391513

>>12391510
Well I won't be able to if I don't know where it is

>> No.12391514

>>12391503
I wish I could get something signed or make a request. But he'd probably run away screaming "GAIJIRA! GAIJIRA!" when he sees me.

>> No.12391522

>>12391513

Are you even in Japan?

How can you not be able to read the runes if you are in Japan?

>> No.12391523

>>12391514
He's had foreigners at his signing before

>> No.12391525

>>12391512
Yes, I'd rather fuck any human girl than have this thing >>12389912 anywhere near my dick.

>> No.12391528

>>12391522
I'll be in Japan on the 1st of next month, second visit.

Nigga, I can't read or speak Japanese, you don't need to

>> No.12391529

>>12391523
Weren't they Canadians?
I doubt he's seen a 6'5"(6'6" with shoes on) tall American.

>> No.12391532

>>12391529
I'm 6'3" so a few more inches should be fine

>> No.12391539

>>12391532
How would he respond to a 7' tall person? Cause I know a guy who is that tall AND loves monster girls.

>> No.12391542

>>12391539
How would I know? Find out

>> No.12391548

>>12391542
I would but I'm too poor to go to Japan, let alone bring someone along.
Not to mention I don't feel like being groped by the TSA.

>> No.12391551

>>12391522
>You need to be able to read Japanese to go to Japan.

Au contraire, mon frère.

>> No.12391555

>>12391551
>speaking Australian

>> No.12391557

>>12391551

I'm sorry, I should have said "You need to read Japanese to not look like a complete asshat tourist in Japan". My mistake.

>> No.12391558

>>12391548
Didn't happen to me when I went there last time

>> No.12391570

>>12391558
IIRC the TSA is only in America. They're there to "Stop Potential Terrorists", but all they do is harass white people, molest kids, and go through your personal effects.

>> No.12391582

>>12391570
Oh, I'm not a Yank.

I waltzed right in there, I've never been patted down

>> No.12391588

>>12391582
Sadly I don't have that luxury.

>> No.12391600

I kind of want to see a story involving monstergirls that's similar to NIER.
But I doubt that any of you want to do that.

>> No.12391612

>>12391557
Hardly. Though I will amend my position by saying, you ought to be able to read kana, kanji is however bullshit 90% of the time.

They really don't give a fuck, and you can get by without being able to read jackshit regardless, all the important shit is in English anyways.

If your Japanese language skills were fluent level, then sure you'll have a better time for being able to chat to random people you meet. If they're not, you just have to pick up a few things, read a tiny bit, and say English loan words in a Japanese accent and you'll get by fine with a minimum of fuss.

It's like anything, if you go to Japan all smiles, friendly and try and make an effort to communicate, then you'll get by fine and people will like you.

>Where do I think I am.

>> No.12391621

>>12391612
>Japan
>People liking you

That's rich.

>> No.12391631

>>12391621
Nigga get half Japanese.
And be Australian.
And be really friendly.
And wear a hanshin tigers shirt.

90% of my interactions with people have been really positive. Though, I totally notice a difference in the way I'm treated and how like, your average white dude's treated.

Though your average white dude in Japan is probably either French or a yank, doesn't even attempt to speak Japanese and gives 0 fucks for local politeness. AKA, a bit of a wanker.

>> No.12391640

>>12391631
They're not being polite to me so why should I be polite to them?
I remember Okinawans being really friendly, then again I was in a bar 90% of the time...

>> No.12391642

>>12391621
All Asian people love me

>> No.12391649

>>12391642
I'm sure they're mocking you behind your back.

>> No.12391654

>>12391640
Seriously? Shop people aren't polite to you? Are some scary fuck off black guy?

But yeah, there's totally differences between Japanese cities and areas. Like Osakan people are the best to deal with, Kyoto people are also pretty nice; your average tokyoite's a bit standoffish and lame in comparison. Plus, you always find a gruff shopkeeper or two.

The nicest people I've dealt with in Tokyo, don't come from Tokyo.

>> No.12391656

>>12391649
Seems strange to go out of your way to help me, show me around, explain things to me and generally be kind and accommodating and then mock me when I leave

>> No.12391661

>>12391656
Some Japanese people are that accommodating, though, don't you get the feeling that for some it's just an affectation forced on to them by social conditioning?

Saying that, it's not like I hold it against them if it's an affectation, it doesn't make any difference to me.

>> No.12391667

>>12391654
So it's agreed that Tokyo is awful when compared to the rest of Japan?

>> No.12391668

>>12391661
There's nothing wrong with taught kindness

>> No.12391669

>>12391667
No, I've had no problems inside Tokyo

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>>12391668
Unless it's forced and not genuine.

>> No.12391679

>>12391667
>Toronto is the shittiest city in Canada
>New York is the shittiest city in the USA
The city most well known by foreigners tends to be the shittiest. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if Tokyo followed the trend.

>> No.12391681

>>12391667
I'd say "not as great" but basically, yeah. Though I have like 6+ more days left here, so I may end up liking it more. Asakusa was pretty good, on it's own merits as a tourist trap day out. Akiba doesn't hold a candle to Den-Den for otaku shit though.

>>12391668
It's not taught kindness, it's taught affectation of kindness.

>> No.12391684

>>12391678
>>12391681
Which amounts to the same thing

>> No.12391686

>>12391679
New York is actually tied with LA..

>> No.12391687

>>12391669
Have you been outside Tokyo?

>> No.12391690

>>12391687
No. But I'd need to get blowjobs on the street for me to say that Tokyo was shit

>> No.12391691

>>12391684
Are you making a distinction between natural kindness and taught kindness, where taught kindness is just conditioning?

>> No.12391694

>>12391690
You realise your opinion's kinda worthless in this case don't you?

>> No.12391714

>>12391694
I have zero complaints with the treatment I received whilst there

>> No.12391719
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Was Kenkou watching Sealab2021 when coming up with this girl?

>> No.12391721
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I was reading the thread and it seems to have turned into talk about anal sex and visiting foreign countries. Talk about Monster Girls, dammit!

>> No.12391724

>>12391714
Yeah, and I can't complain either, I can make a negative comparison to my experience in every other Japanese city I've travelled through however.

>> No.12391728

>>12391719
How come there's no love for her? She looks so badass and everything.

>> No.12391729

>>12391721
>/jp/

Though, these are classic /mgt/ digressions. We used to have such great digression.

>> No.12391737

>>12391721
I want to have anal sex with Papi

>> No.12391740

>>12391719
I think of Queen Dopplopolous everytime I see the doppelgänger.

>> No.12391745

>>12391737
That's a noble goal.

I want to have anal sex with a Mantis-girl.

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>>12391729
>great digression
Like MGS?

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>>12391728
Because not many people love the idea of becoming addicted to her venom.
I'd love to see her drawn with a bunch of young scorpion girls on her back.

>> No.12391757

>>12391747
Big Boss is the best monster girl, and always will be.

One of the fun ones was discussing the genetic diseases and their mechanisms that could help explain monster girl breeding. Plus anatomy time was fun too.

>> No.12391766

>>12391750
But people like Manticores and Oomukade, and they get you addicted to their venom just the same.
>>12391757
I still wish some nice drawfag would draw Snake trying to hide in a box, only to be raped by a Mimic as he enters it.

>> No.12391770

>>12391757
>Plus anatomy time was fun too.
We can start it again right now.

>>12391737
See this man? He doesn't know that Papi only has a cloaca. Best ass. No anal.

>> No.12391773

>>12391766
I'm still waiting for a mamono sans frontiers logo.

Or Polt cosplaying as a young Meryl with dat ass.

>> No.12391779

>>12391770
Since when has that been confirmed? That's imply that it's be a similar situation to... Lamia girl. Who's name I totally remember.

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>>12391773
>Monmusu Sans Frontiers
Or Diamond Dicks.

>> No.12391785

>>12391779

>Lays eggs
>Cloaca

Even mammals that lay eggs only have a cloaca.

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>>12391773
Reminding everybody that Grey Fox hasn't been saved yet. Why won't you save her?

>> No.12391798

>>12391781
I should write the short comic stories about the Kobold girl who has a terrible score, not even Cs across the board, who desperately wants Snake to notice, like & not fire her, when she's so clumsy and loveable that she's the lynchpin of Motherbase's moral.

>> No.12391800

>>12391757
Solid Snake > Big Boss

>> No.12391802

>>12391798
Then get to work on it.
>>12391800
That's just objectively wrong.

>> No.12391804

>>12391785
Oh, that's fair enough.

I used to have so much fun declaring that every single egg laying girl who had breasts, was in fact, a monotreme. A new person got mad each time.

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>>12391766
I blame .less. S/he's drawing all the love and attention from most of the other MGS, and allocating it to a select few with a few drawings every now and then.

>>12391740
That episode was pretty funny.
>I said it's dodgeball time, bitch
>I guess it's not so much a time machine, as it is a dodgeball cannon

>> No.12391809

>>12391721
>wants less talk of anal
>posts monster girl most likely to stick something in your butt

>> No.12391812

>>12391800
Your taste is shit and you are shit.

>> No.12391813

...

>> No.12391814

>>12391809
More like the monster girl most likely to take it up the butt.

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>> No.12391821

>>12391802
>>12391812
>muh big boss

Solid Snake has 10x the humanity of Big Boss

>> No.12391822

>>12391809
I never said I wanted less talk of anal, I just don't much approve of people crying and bitching about others liking it.
>>12391813
Either Dark Elf Idol with Ojousama drills or Snake getting raped by a Cardboard Box Mimic.

>> No.12391823

>>12391814
Now that you say it...
She does have a great ass.

Oh shit! My captcha said Loomis. If only we were still talking about anatomy. In a non-puerile sense.

>> No.12391825

>>12391814
Why not... both?

>> No.12391827

>>12391822
Its not .less, its an IRC fuck who jerks it to post replies. He's done this every night at this time the past week, stop falling for it

>> No.12391830

>>12391821
>10x the humanity
He's a clone, genetically conditioned to be a super soldier. Big Boss at least had character development.
>>12391827
Well excuse me for not being here every night.

>> No.12391831

>>12391825
Go suck a railroad spike.


>>12391827
What if this faggot and .less are the same person?

>> No.12391832

>>12391821
Muh humanity.

Implying that Big Boss' constant moral and practical failure to achieve his ambitions isn't more compelling.

Big Boss is more interesting for his failures as a human being, than Snake's triumphs as a artificial human.

>> No.12391833

>>12391414
What would this feel like?

>> No.12391836

>>12391831

They're not. .less always comes on about an hour from now.

>> No.12391837

>>12391830
Big Boss also looked pretty badass in the end of MGS4, unlike Solid Snake.

>> No.12391845

>>12391830
Kojima pls, your genes don't control you. And neither do your memes.

>>12391831
less has a trip now

>>12391832
Having moral failings isn't interesting. BB misunderstood The Bosses will and fucked up the world. Solid knew what was right and never stopped doing it

>> No.12391847

>>12391845
>Julius Caesar is worse than Brutus!

>> No.12391851

>>12391837
Pliskin was cooler than both.

>> No.12391852

>>12391847
Well if you are a Republican, it's actually feasible to believe that. Brutus did what he did because he believed it was the right thing to do and all that.
>>12391845
>having moral failings isn't interesting
So you are only interested in characters who are 100% perfect and make no mistakes? Confirmed for shit taste.

>> No.12391853

>>12391845
A trip can be taken off.

>> No.12391856

>>12391852
Solid isn't perfect and he made lots of mistakes. But that doesn't mean he ever stopped fighting for whats right.

BB gave into his own weakness and betrayed The Boss

>> No.12391860

>>12391851

You're damn right. I could never take MGS seriously when my parents were huge Carpenter fans.

>> No.12391862
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>Tfw you will play a rouge like rpg with monster girls, and politics in it.

Sad isn't comrades?

>> No.12391869

>>12391862
Huh?

>> No.12391871

>>12391862
It's "rogue"

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>>12391860
Pliskin in Expendables 4?
>>12391856
>gave into his own weakness
Which makes him more human than Snake, making your
>snake is 10x more human
thing total bullshit. Checkmate, atheist!

>> No.12391879

>>12391862
>Rouge

So it's an RPG about makeup? Are we applying makeup on our waifus in a turn based manner?

>> No.12391881

>>12391862

>Playing Mary-Kay salesman with monstergirls

I find this bizarre and interesting

>> No.12391883

>>12391879
No, no, it's an RPG about managing a brothel. With Monster Girls.

>> No.12391884

>>12391876
That doesn't follow. Goodness is human while evil is the Devil

>> No.12391886

>>12391852
Yeah, there was a certain amount of interpretation inherent in that statement. But if we keep talking about Big Boss v Snake we'll basically discuss that by proxy anyhow.

>>12391856
He failed, and his failure beget the betrayal of her will, if he didn't fuck up, the later games wouldn't have happened. Watching him do everything he can humanly do to try and bring about his interpretation of her will, to act on his love for her, and fail; and the exploration of that failure and his eventual decision to stop sublimating his own will, is incredibly more compelling than snake fucking up Metal Gear etc. he only really got an actual personality and character arc in the 4th game. Even then, it was thin on the ground.

Snake suffered a lot from the early days of game story telling, whilst Big Boss is only improving with the advances.

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>>12391884
To ere is human. If what the hell does the Devil have to do with anything?

>> No.12391893

Isn't this the 87 time a MG thread was derailed into a MGS thread?


>>12391883
Do you start out with an Elf and work your way up the chain of popular monsters?

>> No.12391895

>>12391886
I'm not arguing that Big Boss isn't an interesting character, but Solid is superior to Big Boss

>> No.12391896

>>12391889
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!

>> No.12391897

>>12391893
Yes, because everyone loves MGS, even Okayado.

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>>12391883
>Managing a brothel with Monster Girls.
Would play.

Rogue-like rpg with Monster Girls would be fine too.

>> No.12391901

>>12391895
I honestly don't see how; I'm not even saying Snake is bad, just that Big Boss is hands down better.

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>>12391893
>MGS
Monster Girl Solid is always relevant. Always. Rape has changed.
>>12391895
Superior how? His character sure isn't. Is your argument based around the fact Solid won Big Boss in a fight?

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>>12391897
It's a great series, with the exception of 2 and Rising, but we need to get back on track.

>> No.12391906

>>12391902
did he though?

I think Big Boss accepting him as a man, as someone he could truly respect, kinda let Big Boss have the last laugh.

>> No.12391910

>>12391901
I personally prefer Solid's condition. I like how he has unfailing humanity in the face of conflict and death. I also like how, despite his age/illness he still struggles on

>>12391902
BB benefits from Kojima preferring him. Forgot I made that shitty image, crap

>>12391905
>exception of 2 and Rising

Get out

>> No.12391911

>>12391902
But, Ron Pearlman told me Rape, rape never changes!

>> No.12391912

>>12391906
>did he though
Yes. At the end of Metal Gear and again at the end of Metal Gear 2. He used a spray bottle flamethrower the second time around.
>>12391905
You're just saying that because Raiden is a bitch.

>> No.12391915

>>12391902
>Insulting Raiden by putting Draco's face on hom body

>> No.12391918

>>12391911
Who do you believe, Ron Pearlman or David Hayter?
>>12391910
>shitty image
What? Nigga that's awesome!
>>12391915
Hmm, yeah, it should be an Alp instead.

>> No.12391922

>>12391915
Fuck you
>>12391918
It's EMG not MGE

>> No.12391926

>>12391922
>It's EMG, not MGE
No, it's MGS.

>> No.12391927

>>12391912
Well, yeah, I'd still say Big Boss had the last laugh.

"Ha, son, you trying to kill yourself? Stop that, you'll put your eye out. Now let me just wrap up the entirety of the game's plot, kill the biggest antagonist in the game in a sad and unfulfilling way, accept you as a man and a rival, tell you to go on with your life in peace, let me have a last cigar and die peacefully and dignified beside the grave of the woman I loved"

>> No.12391929

>>12391927
BB loved The Boss, but he wasn't in love with her

>> No.12391932

>>12391927
Yeah, that's true, and I agree with you, but it doesn't have any bearing on what I said.
>>12391929
Notice how he never claimed that.

>> No.12391933

>>12391910
2 sucked.
Rising was awful.

>> No.12391935

>>12391933
2 is the best in the series and Rising is non-stop fun. Don't view Rising as a traditional Metal Gear game but as a spin off in the same universe

>> No.12391937

>>12391929
I wasn't implying that, if the wording made it seem like that it was unintentional.

Though you could argue Big Boss was a little messed up when it came to the boss. Even if he was as pure as the driven snow. Before he killed her anyways, and he said himself he died when he pulled the trigger.

>> No.12391939
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>>12391935
>2 is the best in the series
You misspelled 3. Snake Eater is so supreme.

>> No.12391940

>>12391937
>>12391932
I apologise

>> No.12391942

>>12391932
Fine, snake won the battles, I think Big Boss won the war.

>> No.12391945

>>12391933
>Rising was Awful
sounds like someone didn't Git Gud.
It's okay, being shit at videos games is a problem all casuals have

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>>12391935
>2
>Best
>Implying 2 was in any way, shape, or form better than 3

>> No.12391947

>>12391937
>pure as the driven snow
He did have sexy times with EVE before he killed the Boss.

>> No.12391949

>>12391939
3 is superb.

Waiting on Phantom Pain like a battered housewife waits for an apology gift.

>> No.12391950

>>12391947
But he still believed in Santa at whatever age he was in PW.

>> No.12391954

>>12391947
They played patty cake and danced around a fire anon.

>> No.12391955

>>12391950
Yes, and? Some people believe in God, too. Doesn't make them pure in any way.

>> No.12391960

>>12391946
>>12391939
MGS3 is a fantastic game. I preferred MGS2 however

I think its gameplay was tighter, particularly the controls, and I think its story/theme was more interesting and applicable

>> No.12391961

>>12391955
Imagine if all the worst people in history believed in Santa Clause until the very last moment.

...It's a strange feeling.

>> No.12391963

>>12391954
That's not what the shadows told me. EVA was snake-wrangling.

>> No.12391967

>>12391960
No.
You just liked the idea of playing a crossdressing faggot in an asshugging skull suit and having him run around in flamboyant colored wigs.

>> No.12391969

>>12391963
As. Pure. As. The. Driven. Snow.

>> No.12391975

>>12391969
More like as pure as an Elf.

>> No.12391976

>>12391967
So... A Jojo game?

>> No.12391978

>>12391967
Raiden doesn't cross dress and doesn't have colored wigs in MGS2

>> No.12391979

>>12391961
Hitler is in the bunker, he's just eaten the cyanide and is about to pull the trigger.
>I guess... Santa will skip my house this year...
>*BANG*
Goddamit.
>>12391960
Suit yourself. I loved the different types of damage you sustained and how the injuries had to be treated differently.
>>12391969
Well not anymore he's not. Kaz is a lucky guy...
>>12391976
>JoJo
>faggots
What?

>> No.12391983

>>12391975
You take that back! Too far!

>> No.12391989

>>12391983
How is it going too far? He's gone out with girls and boys, he's a total slut.

>> No.12391990

>>12391979
>Hitler
>worst people in history

>> No.12391993

>>12391978
What about the Brown, Orange, and Blue ones?

>> No.12391994

>>12391979
Mao on his death bed
>I just wish Santa will make me healthy for Christmas this year...

>> No.12391997

>>12391990
If we wanted to talk about the worst people in history we'd be talking about the Catholics.

>> No.12391999

>>12391993
Unlockables aren't canon

>> No.12392000
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>>12391994
>I'm sorry Mr. Chairman, but you haven't brushed your teeth all year, or washed behind your ears!
Horrible.
>>12391997
Which Hitler was.

>> No.12392002

>>12391997
Pope John Paul II, just as he's passing on...
>If I have but one regret... It's that I couldn't steal all of the orphan's Christmas gifts this year and force then to write to Santa asking him to get me a new pope mobile.

>> No.12392003

>>12391997
No we'd be talking about the Jews

>> No.12392004

>>12391999
Yes they are.
Remember Stealth and the Bandanna?

You probably also enjoyed Raiden being groped by the president and being pissed on.

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>>12391999
If the unlimited ammo headband and the stealth thingie are canon, so are rest.

>> No.12392007

>>12392004
Even Hideo hated Raiden.

>> No.12392008

>>12392004
BB had his entire dick squeezed by a man

>> No.12392011

>>12392003
Jews didn't kills countless amounts of people for having a different religion.


>>12392008
Yeah but he didn't enjoy it.

>> No.12392012

>>12392008
I'd say you're grasping at straws,

But it just seems facetious.

>> No.12392015

>>12392008
That was torture, not being mistaken for a woman.
>>12392003
But Jews have Hanukkah instead of Christmas, so no Santa for them.

>> No.12392020

>>12392011
Who are the Palestinians for 200 shekels mr president?

>> No.12392022

>>12392011
>Jews didn't kill countless amounts of people for having a different religion
Are you stupid? Read up some history. Or even the fucking Old Testament. The Jews used to kill everybody they could for being different.

>> No.12392025

>>12392011
>Jews didn't kills countless amounts of people for having a different religion.

Oh, child

>> No.12392027

>>12391997
No thanks needed.

>> No.12392030

>>12392022
>used to

>> No.12392032
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Since the Jews have been brought up, do you think Tanuki prefer cut foreskins, or are Monster Girls above barbarism?

>> No.12392035

>>12392032
Since Tanuki aren't Jewish I assume they have no preference

>> No.12392037

>>12392032
>Tanuki

How can anyone love such filthy creatures?

>> No.12392040

>>12392032
Imagine the fallout from monstergirls finding out female circumcision is a thing.

>> No.12392041

>>12392030
W-well... it's about protecting their lebensraum now.
>>12392035
>no preference
That makes no sense. Why would they have NO preference?
>>12392037
They hire Dark Elves to break their slaves into loving them, duh.

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>>12392040
>female circumcision
Something like this?

>> No.12392046

>>12392037
Their tails are /quite/ fluffy.

>> No.12392047

>>12392041
It means what it means. Tanuki are neutral when it comes to cut vs uncut

>> No.12392048

>>12392041
But they're the worst monster.
I'd rather fuck a suck vore than a Tanuki.

>> No.12392049

>>12392045
I'd say that they'd find it hora-fying.

>> No.12392052

>>12392032
I want a tanuki cosplaying as Lupin III with a cute little blackjack mask too.

>> No.12392061

>>12391997
Why do you hate us, anon? We're good guys, I promise.

>> No.12392064
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>>12392061
Apostates you are, going around and adding words to the creed. Tsk, tsk.

>> No.12392071

>>12392061
Didn't you kill numerous free thinking women under the guise of a "Witch hunt"?
Didn't your priests extort money from various people under the guise of "If you pay us you can get into heaven"?

>> No.12392075
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>>12392071
No anon, they were right to do those things because the Pope is infallible. Put your faith in Illias, she approves of the Catholic Church.

>> No.12392078

>>12392075
I'd rather convert to the Scientology cult.

>> No.12392079

>>12392071
>Didn't you kill numerous free thinking women under the guise of a "Witch hunt"?
Protestants killed many more than us.
>Didn't your priests extort money from various people under the guise of "If you pay us you can get into heaven"?
Not everywhere did that, but yes.

Also we defended Europe from Islam, doesn't that count for you guys?

>> No.12392081

>>12392079
How did you do that exactly?
Was it the one crusade where you sent a ship full of children to sing songs for them?

>> No.12392082

>>12392071

>1/5 of all the people on the planet are Catholics
>Blame the church for what some assholes do instead of the assholes themselves
>Not at least giving credit to the missionary work of the Catholics which has been the largest humanitarian effort in history that continues to this day at a scale unrivaled by even the largest international aid organizations like the Red Cross

Just not cool man.

>> No.12392084

>>12392082
>missionary work
>humanitarian

Oh, I'm dying here, I'm laughing to death. Someone! Perform the last rights!

>> No.12392085

>>12392082
You also made the guy who burned down the library of Alexandria into a saint. I think that's a statement of the kind of people you are more than anything else mentioned here.
>>12392081
It was the Orthodox Byzantines who fought the Ottomans with no help from the Catholics. And after that it was the Slavs.

>> No.12392092

>>12392085
Didn't the Catholics also persecute Galileo?

>> No.12392093

>>12392081
Who is Charlemagne. What is the Reconquista. What are the wars against the Turks in the Mediterranean.

>> No.12392099

>>12392092
Of course not, he was a filthy heretic and a criminal. Before Galileo, they killed a guy called Bruno or something for the same reason. Thanks for teaching me that, Black Science Man!

>> No.12392100

>>12392084

>Free food, education and medicine is not humanitarian work

It may be the oldest trick in the book that people might start to worship your religion if they see all the nice things you do for them but it doesn't negate the good done.

>> No.12392102

>>12392093
Imperialism? I'm going to go with imperialism. You know the best place to live in Europe in Charlemagne's time? The Moor dominated parts of Spain.

>> No.12392104

>>12392075
Why didn't the Church of Illias have paladins and an inquisition? It would've been cool to see human enemies.

>> No.12392106

>>12392100
Well, that is of course, after you've murdered everyone who resists, and started preaching to the half who survive the diseases you brought with you; in the process destroying the people's own culture and belief systems; then hoping against hope the end result works out well for everyone involved.

Note: for the large majority, it hasn't helped. Religious education is not a force for good.

>> No.12392109

>>12392102
>The Moor dominated parts of Spain
I seriously hope you don't believe those stories about peace and integration in Al-Andalus.

>> No.12392112
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>>12392106
Don't be like that anon! How would the Nigerians know how to kill witches if the Christians hadn't taught them how to do it? Just look at this evil witch!

>> No.12392114

>>12392102

>Implying the Moors didn't destroy the aqueducts and the natives didn't hate their guts.
It's hundreds and hundreds of years later, and my family in that part of Spain still says "the Moors" with so much bile you wouldn't believe.

>> No.12392115

Actually kind of on topic. I've got a box cutter and a manga magazine here. What's the easiest way to go about removing pages from said magazine?

Right now I've done a couple of practice sheets Individually, and if torn, blank, sides are something that can be cleaned up in post, then I'll just keep doing it this way and then figure out the easiest way to post em.

>> No.12392118

>>12392114
The losers will always bitch.

>> No.12392122

>>12392115
So what's this manga you're talking about?

>> No.12392124

>>12392122
Maybe it's the one with used monster goods and a large cube?

>> No.12392126

>>12392122
EMG/Hitomi/Centaur's Worries (maybe).

>> No.12392131

>>12392124
Hmm, that would be nice, very nice indeed.

>> No.12392136

>>12392124
Bingo.

Gelatinous Cube ahoy.

>> No.12392138

>>12392136
Does the cube rape the rapist?

>> No.12392141

>>12392136
>Gelatinous Cube
Suu Square?

>> No.12392145

>>12392138
the rapist is the cube

Let's see Dredd figure that one out.

>> No.12392151

>>12392145
Cubes can be euthanized.

>> No.12392152

>>12391343
So she basically becomes Super Sonic?

>> No.12392154

>>12392141
Don't you mean Suu x Suu x Suu?

>> No.12392156

>>12392154
I do. Suu Squared is what I meant to type.
>>12392152
>Sonic
Eww.

>> No.12392157

>>12392156
Maybe it'll be super saiyan Sonico?

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>>12392156
Well, if it's just suu squared, you're at risk of getting... Suu suu'd to death?

>> No.12392165

>>12392163
Better than getting Suu Suu Suu'd to death.

>> No.12392170

>>12392165
"Hey, human boy, are you ready for snu snu snu?"
"I-Isn't it just snu snu?"
"No."

>> No.12392171

>>12391600
That sounds fantastic I just damn my lack of writing skills

>> No.12392173

>>12392171
It's okay, NIER wasn't all that good either.

>> No.12392186

>>12392115
Well. I'm just going to go for it and someone else can deal with the cleaning.

>> No.12392191

>>12392173
Well it defiantly had something going for it. It was unique to say the least whether its good or bad is up to the person though

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>>12392186
Front splash before I go at the rest with the knife... Though I might have a go at the spine before I properly start at it.

>> No.12392214

>>12392200
So... do they have to be upside down?

>> No.12392216

...

>> No.12392218

>>12392214
No, I'm doing that as a special free service.

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>>12392216
Dark Elf Idol with ojousama drills. Here's a reference.

>> No.12392225

>>12392216
Werewolf and a wurm making a snowman, please.

You know what? You're alright.

>> No.12392228

>>12392216
Since you seem to doing happy things, draw a Amazonness and her not abused at all husband.

>> No.12392236

>>12392216
Vampire gently biting her husband

>> No.12392238

>>12392216
Charon-chan flirting with The Nameless One from Planescape Torment.

>> No.12392243

>>12392236
Saying "om nom nom"

>> No.12392262

>>12392216
Tomboy Succubus, naked, squatting, a football between her thighs, a Maradona jersey across her shoulders, hiding her nipples. Kanbaru as a model.

The title?

"The Maradona-whore complex"

>> No.12392266

>>12392200
The stupid French bastard above is trying to sleep so I can't finish taking this magazine apart for the time being. Oops.

>> No.12392267

So taxonomically speaking, monstergirls fit most neatly into the picture as a different as a different Class, right? Ignoring all the odd reproductive stuff, of course. Otherwise it'll never make any sense.

By the way I don't know Biology.

>> No.12392275

>>12392216
Kitsune sleeping on her fluffy tails like a bed

>> No.12392277

>>12392267
>I don't know biology
No shit. Monsters don't belong in any taxonomic category, as they are MONSTERS, they're not a part of the natural order.

>> No.12392279

>>12392216
Karakasa Obake just chillin' on the beach.

>> No.12392282

>>12392222
I've been wanting this for a while as well.

>> No.12392286

>>12392282
Persistence is the key. That's how I got Brawny Lamia, by asking for it every thread.

>> No.12392320

>>12392286
>persistence.

I chat to less all the time and fucker hardly ever draws what I ask for.

Maybe if I finally drew a Cheshire x chromartie parody to go with the manticore.

>> No.12392335

>>12389821

So shitposter-kun got what he wanted then, or did he follow this thread to /jp/?

>> No.12392339

>>12392335
Both.

>> No.12392340

>>12389848

Why would I want to lie to you, anon?

>> No.12392350

>>12392339

What was the final straw that got us removed from /a/?

>> No.12392353

>>12392350
A butthurt mod with imaginary posting standards.

>> No.12392375

>>12392353
B-but muh board culture and self-moderation!

>> No.12392392

>>12392375
The /a/ board culture became worse than dogshit the moment Akame got popular

>> No.12392403

>>12392392
Saying board culture at all is generally a tongue in cheek joke.

>> No.12392421

>>12392403
except in /a/'s case. /a/ has become the mask

>> No.12392436

>>12391180

Holy shit that doujin pissed me off.

>> No.12392488

How well does your Monster Girl play video games

>> No.12392499
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>> No.12392501

>>12392488
Pretty well, unless she breaks the controller with her big meaty paws.

>> No.12392505

>>12391833
awesome

>> No.12392508

>>12392499
I can't see shit.

>> No.12392516

>>12392499
a Sample for ANTS?

>> No.12392517

>>12392505
How awesome?

>> No.12392519

>>12392488
>having a monster girl with shitty paws
Small, dainty, feminine hands master race

>> No.12392520
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>>12392516
http://youtu.be/cLsB6BPE_0Y?t=7s

>> No.12392524

>>12392520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs

>> No.12392527

>>12392499
>>12392520
I don't see MILF's there.

Panic.

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>>12392527
extras for V6.

>> No.12392547

>>12392541
The Boxy cushion thingamabob is just an extra?

>> No.12392557
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Jinko anyone?

>> No.12392558
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>>12392547
>Boxy cushion

It's like you don't even know.

>> No.12392567
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>>12392557

>> No.12392568

>>12392557
I like Jinkos.

>> No.12392574

>>12392558
Is he going to get raped?

>> No.12392578

>>12392557
>>12392567
I want to cum on a Jinko's abs
I also want a footjob from one

>> No.12392608

>>12392574
>Not seeing the tentacle under his scalemail skirt.
Anon, it's already in progress.

>> No.12392612

>>12392557
>>12392567
I love tall fit girls so I still remember the great day Jinko came out
Those abs are close to the perfection of a god
And damn, look at those fit thighs, and those "lightning" eyebrowss, andn ttthose mumscHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

>> No.12392620

>>12392612
I was going to start talking about lazy jinkos, but I don't want to be sucked into the gravity well of your autism.

>> No.12392622
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>>12392216
replace the Walrus with a Selkie, Draw anon as the Submarine officer.

>> No.12392628

>>12392622
post the selkiegirl.

>> No.12392630

>>12392622
Replace the selkie, with John Lennon cosplaying as a selkie, make the submarine yellow.

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>>12392628

>> No.12392641

>>12392620
I'm getting really tired of seeing fagqueens like you using that word so lightly.

>> No.12392646
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12392646

I'm horrible at writing smut, but here's some of that.
http://pastebin.com/VBNRhxaV

>> No.12392690
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>>12392075
DEUS VULT
Can we get some Ilias art in here?

>> No.12392695

>>12392690
We do need art of Illias getting hugged.

>> No.12392697

>>12392216
Was the pegasus done?

>> No.12392701

>>12392216
Pick any of these please >>12390091

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>>12392695
>tfw only 24 pics of everyone's favorite megalomaniac goddess saved

There needs to be more art, period

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>>12392697
Yes.

>> No.12392707

>>12392704
How about it coloured or the like?
Might be nice.

>> No.12392708

>>12392703
>24
I've got two. Share the gospel, will you?

>> No.12392719
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>>12392708
Lectio Sanctae Evangelli Secundum Ilias

>> No.12392724
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>>12392719

>> No.12392730

>>12390196
Someone please draw this
With a Jinko or wurm

>> No.12392732

>>12392724
Divine footjob?

>> No.12392739
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>>12392724

>>12392732
maybe? It's not my fetish but at least it's Ilias

>> No.12392745
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12392745

>>12392739

>> No.12392750
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>>12392739
>fetish
There's no need for it to be a fetish to enjoy it.

>> No.12392753
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>>12392745

>>12392750
Fair enough

>> No.12392758
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>>12392753

>> No.12392763
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>>12392758

>> No.12392766
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12392766

>>12392763

>> No.12392772
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>>12392766

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>>12392772

>> No.12392778

>>12392216
young boy and child wyvern playing pretend-knights

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>>12392778
So these two as kids? Same pose, preferably.

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>>12392777

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>>12392790

>> No.12392808

>>12392719
>>12392745
>>12392758
Why is the most sexual part of Ilias her cheeks?

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>>12392798

>>12392808
Because she's a cheeky cunt :^)

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>>12392808
She's a cheeky brat?

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>>12392813
CAPTCHA: dogmatic nfotiva

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>>12392821

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>>12392823

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>>12392813
>>12392814

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>>12392837

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>>12392847

>> No.12392853
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12392853

Who here would be a Baphomet's Onii-chan?

>> No.12392855

>>12392847
Threesome with Alice and Illias? Y/N?

>> No.12392856

I want to worship Illias' feet

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>>12392852

>>12392855
>implying Ilias would tolerate it

>> No.12392862

>>12392855
No. I don't want worst girl ruining my special moment with my goddess.

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>>12392860

>>12392862
MAH NIGGA

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>>12392868
Last pic after this one, gotta warn you though it's a crossover having to do with a quarantine board, post?
Y/N

>> No.12392879

...

>> No.12392883

>>12392877
Yes. Our faith is strong.

>> No.12392885
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>>12392879
Jii~

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>>12392883
Thus endeth the lesson, go now in peace.

But for real we need a lot more Ilias art artfags pls

>> No.12392887

>>12392879
Mero tenderly hugging a daki

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>>12392879
forgot pic damn it

>> No.12392890

>>12392888
Absolutely lovely
Nice work!

>> No.12392893

>>12392886
M-molestia?
>>12392888
I never played Bayonetta, but I recall her clothes being actually her hair. Is this true?

>> No.12392895

>>12392886
Whoops sorry forgot we were on a blue board, will post an imgur link instead

i.imgur.com/AJM4KZq.jpg

>> No.12392898

>>12392893
Well...that works actually

>> No.12392902
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>implying Ilias is best girl
>she doesn't even have a fluffy tail

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>>12392902
You make a compelling argument good sir.

>> No.12392909

>>12392888
Need a Halloween chapter with Rachnee as Bayonetta, makes sense to me.

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>>12392902
>>12392907
Why is Tamamo such a Foxy Lady?

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>>12392914
2foxy4u

>> No.12392934

>>12392893
Yeah they are

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>>12392929
It's true, there's no way I could handle her. Hell, she'd have beaten Luka if she'd ara ara'd him like that.

>> No.12392940

>>12392853
Not me. I'm not into Loli
>inb4 not into loli? shame him

>> No.12392945

>>12392888
>It actually fucking happened
Bless you less. You somehow made things better

>> No.12392974

>>12392879
>>12392888
dragon with butt plug, looking flustered

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Relatively short update today.
http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
I'll keep using this picture, if only to illustrate a complete lack of Operator Monstergirl art.

>> No.12392994

>>12392985
Theres a shit ton of mg operators on tgs archive. But it all varies.

>> No.12393010

>>12392985

Oh come on. Like you couldn't change it up by using shotgun kitsune or AR salamander or the other handful of operator MG art. You want to talk lack of military MG art? How about anything with a firearm pre1910? I haven't even seen western ones with henry's or peacemakers, not to mention something fun like napoleonic era cavalry or even conquistadors or dragoons.

>You will never see a picture of the Spanish lamia Fernanda in full armor and feared by the Aztecs as the coming of quetzalcoatl.

>> No.12393015

>>12393010
I don't have this art. I'm sorry.

>> No.12393017

>>12391171

I like yandere too. Probably because I'm the type that gets jealous very easily.

>> No.12393019

>>12392994
>>12393010

This picture might be handy since he's the only one that posts it, and he usually does when updating Spider and The Fly. It should be easily identifiable.

>> No.12393026

>>12393019

That doesn't bother me. Just the "none of it exists, wink wink, nudge nudge, pretty please" way that it was written. Nothing wrong with begging for art for your story. But misrepresentation ain't cool.

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>>12393010
Queatzcoatl-chan wouldn't much approve of Fernanda.

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>>12393026
>it's okay to beg for art for your story
It is?

>> No.12393038

>>12393010
>a picture of the Spanish lamia Fernanda in full armor
As a spaniard and a lamia lover, I approve this.

>> No.12393042

>>12393026
I wasn't really asking for art from my story, I'm almost afraid to ask .less for any, lest he portrays all the grimdark shit in my story. If I was begging for anything, It would be MG operator art in general. I don't have enough.

>> No.12393045

>>12393042
Maybe we could hit two birds with one stone and ask for an operator Alp?

>> No.12393049

>>12393042
...i might do some eventually if i start drawing. i started coloring for now.

i'm a visual guy so i'll contact you for character descriptions/loadouts
when the time comes

>> No.12393051

>>12393045
>Alp
What? No. I need a Monstergirl that's strong and combative, not a former shota that got fucked up the butt. Not operator. Not operator at all.

>> No.12393053

>>12393051
Son, you don't know much about the army, do you?

>> No.12393055

>>12393049
sounds good.
>>12393053
I was Navy, where I protected my anal virginity.

>> No.12393059

>>12393055
>Navy
>protected anal virginity
So you fucked mermaids? Lucky you. But I hope you at least learned that being big and burly =/= good operator.

>> No.12393060

>>12393045
alpanon pls
i liked all your stories and you currently are doing ok with this one...
maybe i'll give you alp as well...
since i liked your stuff...

>> No.12393069

>>12393059
>Mermaid fucking
No, we lost a few sailors to them, command had to put out an order to not fuck the mermaids. The Harpies on the other hand, were all over us when we came into port
Well, you have a point. I heard that Delta looks for guys who are average height and don't look dangerous, like Vining. but Most of the SEALs I met were pretty Lumberjack tier.

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>>12393060
>liked all your stories
Don't lie to me anon. And I don't want to be a bother. Though I hope there's more people who wan't art of Alps beyond the official stuff and pic related.

>> No.12393075

>>12393069
>Delta
No idea what that means. I was an MP and I'm a manlet. A bulky one, but still.

>> No.12393082

>>12393075

Delta Force, SFOD-D. Anti-terrorist Special Ops.

>> No.12393084

>>12393070
i'm not
i was booty blasted when you deleted them.
the oomukade was getting gud.
and when i found out YOU were the one with the dark elf after school i was happy
...
then really mad you deleted that...
your new story is ok so far for where i am... not feeling it like the others but it seems interesting.
i'm not an alp guy, but i'm a nice guy and it won't hurt to do something. spread the community love and all that.

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>>12393075
SFOD-D, US Army Special Forces Operational Detachment Delta, or Delta Force for short.
behold Vining, the Harbinger of death

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>>12393082
Okay.
>>12393084
>not feeling it
Is there like, anything specific here? Because you're being awfully vague. I mean, the MC being a Monster Girl might have something to do with it. And as for Night Terrors, I'm putting the Oomukade into this so there's that.

>> No.12393096

>>12393089
I don't know, this guy looks more dependable than some jarhead.

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>>12393096
He started as EOD in 'nam, then was one of the first guys to go through Delta Selection. He never was a jarhead to begin with.

>> No.12393109

>>12393104
Yeah, when I look at him, I can expect he'd be able to do stuff other than screaming sir yes sir at the top of his lungs and looking like a retard. He reminds me of Kato from Freesia.

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>>12393109
Forgot picture.

>> No.12393117

>>12393109
>>12393114
The joke that went around the /k/ threads was that because of the smirk in EVERY one of his pictures, we assumed that he had just told a really dumb joke. like,
>Why does the deer look so funny?
>He has buck teeth
before sliding his knife into your ribcage
basically an Operator Charon-chan

>> No.12393143

>>12391728
One of the antagonists in my story is a Girtiblilu, haven't introduced her yet though.

>> No.12393149

>>12393094
yay
i'm still in the middle of 2c or d
that might be it.
or i need to read more. it's interesting enough that i'm reading it, so i think i just need to catch up

>> No.12393168

>>12391719
So how hard does she stab you with that stinger? Just with the tip to inject her venom, or full on gaping holes?

>> No.12393172

>>12393168
She's a sadist, so she's not going to be gentle.
Even if it is your first time.

>> No.12393173

>>12393168
Official art and common sense say the former. Unless you want her to be an extreme sadist.

>> No.12393178

>>12393172
BDSM usually doesn't involve huge stab wounds

>> No.12393180

>>12390640
The yandere moth girl doujin is fucking baller.

>> No.12393183

>>12393149
>2 c or d
Ah. Then you haven't gotten to my clumsily written smut yet. That's chapter 3.

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>>12391719
I want to get her drunk and watch her sting herself into an ahegaoing mess before passing out from sheer pleasure.

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>>12393178
You worry too much. They're sadists, but they also don't like putting the safety of their newest catch at actual risk.

>> No.12393190

>>12393184

Scorpions only sting themselves when trapped in a place they cannot get out of alive. They are aware that suicide is better than dying of hunger.

>> No.12393193

Where are the MILFs? I need MILFs

I NEED THEM

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WHERE IS MY MILF HORSEPUSSY!

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>>12393178
You worry too much. They're sadists, but they also don't like putting the safety of their newest catch at actual risk.

>> No.12393201

>>12393190
Don't they also sting themselves when you pour liquor on them? Or is that just a rumor?

>> No.12393220

>>12393201

Actually, I was lying. Scorpions are not suicidal. They may accidentally sting themselves from spasms when their body temperatures change drastically. Even if they sting themselves, nothing would happen because each scorpion is immune to its own venom.

That would also mean that a scorpiongirl would not feel anything when stung by her own tail

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>>12393220
Boring~.

>> No.12393234

>>12393225
So what does that snake thing they always have following around them do while she's having sex with her husband? Does it just watch? Do chores?

>> No.12393238

>>12393234
It's a snake. It probably digests its meals most of the time.

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>>12393234
She's trained it to bind her hands together when she makes love.

>> No.12393245

This spoilering is getting ridiculous.

>> No.12393249

>>12393239
this
that snake seems like it would be a total bro

>> No.12393252

>>12393239
>trained
I think they're actually supposed to be a fair bit more intelligent than normal snakes, at least I remember KC saying that
So it'd just do whatever she tells it to do, with no training required

>> No.12393263

>>12393252
As long as I don't suddenly feel something scaly probing at my behind while I'm fucking my Pharaoh wife...

>> No.12393269

>>12393263

>not wanting a threesome with your pharaoh wife and her adoptive apophis daughteru

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>>12393239
>tfw you have a Pharaoh waifu who like to play damsel in distress
I'm conflicted. While that means she likes to play bondage sub, that also probably means she secretly has a rape fetish.

>> No.12393275

>>12391719
It's a real shame that her gimmick involves virtually no anal sex, even though the anus of a scorpion is placed right beside its stinger. They've got a built-in real-world manticore tail and they don't use it at all. A pity.

>>12393201
They just freak out because you suddenly put something on their back and they react by trying to sting it. Since stinging alcohol is a tough job and a berserking scorpion is usually too fast to follow by eye, it looks like they're stinging themselves. They will also try to sting things like glass and plastic if you trap them inside a bottle (be sure to release them outside afterwards).

But if you put a scorpion inside a ring of fire, it will fall into a magical sleep and swear its love and fealty to the first hero who rescues it.

>>12393220
Conspecific scorpions can and will happily sting each other to death, so if you got one to sting itself, it could well be enough to kill it.

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Sublime.

>> No.12393319

>>12392567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMaQUdzjsHU

>> No.12393344 [DELETED] 

Hope you liked waiting an extra month for MILFs because you get to do it all over again
>>112420319

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>>12393344
What are you saying, anon?

>> No.12393369

>>12393356
It's just strange that all we've seen so far are some 4komas, isn't it?

>> No.12393385

We need to stare at a drawfag so they can draw a big ol' picture featuring all of the less popular monstergirls. Like mummies. And moosegirls. And... all the rest.

>> No.12393397

>>12393385
Would you a buffalo gal?

>> No.12393410

>>12393397
I'd a buffalo girl all the way across the wild savannah and plains.

>> No.12393420
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They told me there would be MILF, Where is the MILF??!?!

>> No.12393419

>>12393410
Until she goes extinct?

>> No.12393428

>>12393397
>>12393410

>Buffalo
>Not superior Wisent

It's like you don't even want to hear her whisper sweet nothings to you with a thick Polish accent.

>>12393419
>Bison bison
>Ever going extinct

That hasn't been an issue for almost a hundred years. Why do you think we have all these delicious bison burgers and steaks?

Tricked you, those are beefalo. But my point is still true.

>> No.12393431

>>12393419
Only for me to restore their population by copulating furiously with the last few buffalo girls left.

>> No.12393432

>>12393420

Hound was teasing us with some Vol. 6 extras. No raws on the new chapter for quite some time.

>> No.12393434

So what would you guys recommend as the entry level writefags to get into this?

>> No.12393436

>>12393431

>Extinct
>Any left

I think you need to look up the definition of extinct again.

>> No.12393441

>>12393436
Don't you know how fiction works? There's always one or two left hiding.

Just like the Bison in The Last Airbender.

>> No.12393443

>>12393428
>Wisent

Didn't even know about that one. Appreciate the introduction.

>> No.12393450

>>12393277
Reverse search isn't giving me shit
source?

>> No.12393451

>>12393450
see>>12390640

>> No.12393454

Wow, we can't even have EMG threads in /a/ without the shitposter coming back screaming "GENERAL GENERAL" like a dying ensign

>> No.12393458

>>12393441

Kinda pissed me off that they pulled that one out of their ass in Korra. That was one thing that made Appa so special in the original. The last airbender rode the last air bison.

But hey, Korra's just been a big disappointment all around. This season has been pretty good though comparatively.

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>>12393434
So, what, you want good-quality, reasonably short, and reasonably vanilla stuff to ease yourself in?

>> No.12393460

>>12393454
Jesus fuck.

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>>12393454
Well you do have to kinda expect that since a huge influx of shitposters holding /v/s toxic mentality hijacked /a/ during the run of klk and aot.

>> No.12393481

http://pastebin.com/gZvNu2qB

Lich Encounter Part 3.

Not sure if terrible.
Anyway, this chapter involves far less smut and more story.

Again, comments and general criticisms/advice on not sucking are welcome.

>> No.12393486

>>12393458
I've only recently actually finished season 2.
I don't think it's having as much impact on me as TLA, just because there's no overarching plot. Each season has its own villain, and they don't get as much build-up and scare factor as Azula or Ozai. Though, to be fair, they weren't bad villains.
Unalaq was an interesting character right up until he went the typical cliche route of "I WANT TO BE THE DARK AVATAR ARGH DARKNESS EVIL AND KICKING PUPPIES."

I do look forward to this Airbending bad guy though.

>> No.12393487

>>12393459
Good quality, any length, and whatever most accuratly represents the sort of storys that come from these threads

>> No.12393491

>>12393454

Well, it's not like /a/ was a good place to begin with anyways.

>> No.12393494

>>12393486
To give him his credit, the dark spirit looks quite a bit like Mara and I'd want to be a giant embodiment of dicks too.

>> No.12393498

>>12393475

I never went on /v/, but aren't generals allowed? Isn't almost everything and anything allowed?

>> No.12393502

>>12393498
>/v/
>generals allowed
>when there is literally /vg/

>> No.12393504

>>12393491
But it's a goddamn manga on goddamn /a/

Goddamn

>> No.12393508

http://i.imgur.com/5FDxuWW.jpg

>> No.12393510

>>12393498
Look /v/ has this "not x" mentality. They nitpick shit to hell and back and have always been the board that metaposts to hell and back. but then /a/ has gotten to their level recently. You dont see those fags shitpost intensely on the aot threads because they would rather attack smaller crowds.

They used the same shitposting pattern just to see how far they can go.

>> No.12393511

>>12393486

Good things about Season 3

1. They get out of fucking Republic City and go places
2. The fight choreography is outstanding, best they've done in any season
3. Spirit world nonsense kept to a minimum

>> No.12393514

>>12393454

My favorite are the people who have a /v/-level entitlement complex about getting the new chapter. Happens every month, but they never learn.

>> No.12393518

>>12393502

All I've ever heard is that /v/ discuss just about anything and everything except vidya games and that generals where a thing at one point

>>12393510

Understood

>> No.12393519
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12393519

WHERE ARE THE MONSTER MILFS?
I NEED THEM NOW!

>> No.12393526

>>12393519
>>>/a/112367699

>> No.12393538

>>12393518
Generals WERE a thing, and it was terrible.

Mixed in with the perpetually dubious catalog made talking about videogames that weren't Monster Hunter, LoL, or Dark Souls was fucking hard.

And they do talk about games. Sometimes.

>> No.12393539

>>12393504

This can be fixed quite easily.

Step 1: Report offtopic shitposting

It's self-explanatory, but the shitposter does not like the Everyday Monster Girl manga and expresses this quite vocally, thus he enjoys watching people who enjoy it get angry when he states otherwise. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. However, it is a manga, and as such, belongs on /a/. There's no two ways about this. Talk about monster girls here, and the manga/anime over on /a/.

The easiest way is to not engage him or join in engaging him and simply report his posts as spam. As they are against the rules of the board.

Step 2: Stop getting upset everytime some idiot comes along and tries to ruin everyone's fun.

Step 3: Be polite.

If the shitposter is shitposting, calmly tell him to stop and report his post. Address it as if you were addressing a toddler so as to not arise confusion.

Use small words, brief sentences, and do not engage him. It's not worth your time, and you could be using the time you think to apprehend him to better discuss monster girls.

Follow these steps and you will be just fine.

>> No.12393543
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>> No.12393544

>>12393543
inb4 someone posts that urethral insertion comic with her

>> No.12393547

>>12393511
That sounds pretty good. I mean, there was shit in the air temples and South pole in season 2, but more travelling is never a bad thing.
In my opinion, Avatar's always good when actual choreography is used. The power creep that results in flying above the ground with air/water/fire vortexes, hurling generic beams at each other has always been a pet peeve of mine.

>> No.12393555

>>12393544
inb4 I finish my urethral insertion story with a slimegirl.

Ah, who am I kidding, I'll probably take a whole month more to finish that.

>> No.12393574

>>12393504
The worse posters of these threads were left back in /a/.

Let those 14 year old autists fight it out. Dont get reduced to their levels since they are hyperactive children.

Only a madman would conitue posting mgs on /a/.

>> No.12393579

>>12393508
heh heh. Why the fuck do I finda chaikaface so funny? That picture is fucking terrible

>> No.12393587

>>12393508
Anon, you fucked up.
She's not speaking in broken sentences like Chaika does.
Fix that shit. Right fucking now.

>> No.12393591

>>12391180
>NTR
ABORT ABORT. ABANDON SHIP.

>> No.12393594

>>12393574
Please spell check before submitting your post.

>> No.12393599

>>12393587
give me what should say...
i'm kinda a lazy and unimaginative shit.
so

>> No.12393603

>>12393594
Will do, next time atleast my fellow funposter. But jesus christ that thread got bombed fast.

>> No.12393604

>>12392216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAkg4cwJp1Y

>> No.12393610
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Can we get the people officially translating Monster Musume to translate dumbpire? At least then we'd be caught up with it. Plus I wouldn't mind buying the volumes at all.

>> No.12393611

>>12393599
I think somebody can do this a lot better than I can.

I can say for certain though that I want Pharaoh's head to say "Chaika!"

>> No.12393614

>>>/a/112424949

>> No.12393618

>>12393610
They are always looking at new things.

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>>12393614
So our Inanimate Gelatinous Cube of hopes and dreams is really... a bean-bag chair.

Well, shit.

>> No.12393624

>>12393611
master praise?...
YES! WANT!

well looks like it won't be happening

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>>12393614

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>>12393614

>> No.12393630

>>12393618

What would be the best way to point it out to them so they can at least give it a look? If I remember right, they only got Monster Musume because a lot of people prodded them about that over Twitter or something.

>> No.12393634

>>12393630
They browse /a/.

>> No.12393636
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>>12393614

>no MILFs

That son of a bitch

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>>12393636
He never said they are coming in August. It only says 'see you in August.'

>> No.12393645
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someone give me Okayado's address. I'm going to poop in a box and mail it to him with a translated note:
>You are a piece of shit. thought you could use a GF

>> No.12393649

>>12393599
>>12393624

>Chaika! Kill girl!
>Drug her! Take girl away! Top secret place, Chaika! Tie her up! Snake too!
>Chaika break girl! Take long time, Chaika!

>Girl, Chaika make cry!
>Skin snake too! Still alive! Gross! Girl watch!
>Cut girl limbs, too! Cook snake! Chaika, make her eat it!


>Pharaoh's head exclaims "Chaika."

>> No.12393651

So, has anyone drawn Darling and Cerea in the infamous "position 3" yet?

>> No.12393653

>>12393614

At least this means cleaning/typesetting will go by super quick.

>> No.12393654

>>12393644
He played us like a god damn fiddle without us even knowing

>> No.12393658

>>12393653
>Sorry we're on break, see you October

>> No.12393676

>>12393511
The series is forever dead in my eyes because I know it won't have Eska raping the shit out of Bolin.

That really ought to have happened.

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So no EMG Milfs for another month?That's disappointing.

Shall I post another segment to boost the cheer on this somber day?

>> No.12393684

>>12393681
Sure, go for it.

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>>12393681
Sure, I guess.

>> No.12393687

>>12393681
Where the hell have you been? People miss you, Gunstar

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>>12393681
the entire chapter will be the girls flipping their shit in preparation, and the moms won't appear till the last page.

and even then they'll pull some cow and chicken off-the-screen bullshit.

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>>12393681
>The next morning, you find Sharya once again standing in front of the bars of your cell
>She is holding something in her tail, which you soon realize to be your tool sack
>In her hand, she holds a small, golden key adorned with a ruby on its handle
>Sadly, it belonged to me, not my cell door
>”So, this key...” she begins
>”You planned on using this to escape, didn’t you?”
“Escape?” you inquire with a laugh. “Don’t you think I would have done that by now if I could?”
“No, no. That key is special keepsake of mine from a group of villagers.”
>”Why would they give you a key that doesn’t go to anything?” she asked, examining the key with disappointment
“I’ll tell you once I finish my story. How does that sound?”
>Slightly annoyed, she allows you to continue
>”Fine,” she says, making a shooing gesture at you. “Proceed with your story, Mr. Knight.”
>The stinging condescension with which she said “Mr. Knight,” gets to you
>But nonetheless, you pick up where you left off the night before

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>>12393693
>Conquering the labyrinth depths once again, you retrieve the bottle of Gold Rice Sake from inside the deepest chamber within the labyrinth after what feels like hours
>Removing the bottle of sake from the chamber, you traverse the elaborate maze back you the start, relying on your memory to get you back to where you came
>Returning to your master, you present the sake to her
>”You’ve done well in bringing this to me, boy,” she says as she takes the bottle from you
>”In exchange for this bottle, I shall give you your freedom. You shall never have to work another day within these walls again.”
>She slams the bottle down on the arm of her grand chair as she demands
>”Now, tell me where you’ve hidden the gourd!”
“I have hidden it deep inside of the labyrinth,” you tell her. “If you look hard enough, it shouldn’t be hard to find.”
>Her valuable find only a step away, she gives a wide grin, her jagged teeth at full attention, and her red eyes aglow
>”I suppose I could kill a couple of those beasts on my way there to stave off my excitement,” the Oni says, beginning to leave for the labyrinth
>”Tonight, I’ll feast like a queen, and drink until morning! All I need is my gourd!”
>With that, she hurries back inside of the labyrinth

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>>12393697
>You did indeed leave the gourd within that massive wine cellar
>But you made sure to leave it in the room where you found the Gold Rice Sake—in the deepest parts of the maze
>After all of these years of going back and forth within the maze, you’ve been able to navigate it easily
>Your master, on the other hand, has never set foot inside for all of the years you’ve been under her servitude
>You were sure that she would never find the gourd—let alone come back out from her wine cellar
>And so, you rummaged through your master’s belongings, searching for as many valuables as you could pawn off, or otherwise use to your benefit
>You then left your master’s mansion, not stopping for a second to look back.
>To this day, you hear rumors from neighboring cities of an old mansion, in which one can hear the muffled sound of screams of anger if one listens closely in the throne room
>But you try not to dwell on those rumors. The thought that she might still be alive in that dungeon only served to creep you out

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>>12393701
>”Is she really still there? Even now?” Sharya asks, her face filled with worry
“I don’t know,” you reply, “But I certainly don’t care to find out, that’s for sure.”
>”I wouldn’t want to meet her in this life. She must be furious.”
>Her focus drifting towards the key in her hand, she curiously asks,
>”So, where exactly did this key come from, anyway?”
“Oh, that key? It’s a key that opens the door to a windmill that resided in a distant village, far away from here.”
>”Why would a windmill need a key to get in?” Sharya wonders in disbelief
“A ghoul hid her heart within the well inside.”
>”A…ghoul?” Sharya says, busy trying to process exactly what you meant by your words
>”Why would a ghoul hide her…heart? In a well? And how can a ghoul live without her heart anyway?”
“Well,” you begin to tell her, “She used to be a human girl, who fell in love with a human man, much like myself.”
>The smile that slowly cracked on your face begins to find as you continue to say,
“But, he didn’t love her...at least, not in quite the same way.”
“One day, he and his friends took advantage of her, murdering her once they were through.”
>You hear the lamia gasp as you tell her
“Despite her grief and sadness, she wished more than anything to continue living, even willing to give up her broken heart to do it. That was her final wish before she died.”
>You continue to tell her that a lich revived the girl, but in exchange, her heart was removed from her body, making her reborn as an undead ghoul
>You explain to Sharya that the lich told her that, in order to keep her immortality, she would have to eat the hearts of the living
“So she did,” you say to her

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>>12393707
“She got her revenge on the men who wronged her. The problem is, she didn’t stop there. She couldn’t help but kill more and more victims, eating their hearts in the process.”
>You tell her that every month, she would go down to the village and eat as many unfortunate souls as she could find
>That’s when you had the misfortune of coming into town, just when they needed a hero to solve their problem
>As you go on and on about the Ghoul who hid her heart, you notice Sharya beginning to yawn and nod off
“It seems like you’re getting tired again,” you tell her with a laugh. “Should I continue in the morning?”
>”N-No, I…I’m fine. Keep going, I want...tell me more,” she says, her eyes half-shut as she makes herself comfortable on her own coils
>With her insisting that you continue, you tell as much of the story as you can until about the seventh time she nods off
>At which point she is completely knocked out, lying chest down on her own coiled tail
>And so, you decide to call it a night yourself, smiling as you admire her sleeping form before falling asleep yourself

I'll continue again some later time.

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>>12393649
>>12393611

>> No.12393714
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Wunderbar, Ghouls are the second best Undead, even if they aren't main characters.
>>12393481
>>12393707

>> No.12393720

>>12393687
I've been around. I just haven't been posting stories with my name on them.
Mostly I've been laying low ever since...well, you know.

>> No.12393726
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Man Okadyo is really dropping the fucking ball.
First he introduces Draco, then he makes us wait two months for Chapter 21 which was a piece of shit underwhelming as fuck chapter, then he introduces Lala, then he makes Chapter 26 somehow worse than 21.
Now this. I wish I had a 'YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE' image.

>> No.12393733

>>12393714
You mean third best. After vampires and wights.

>> No.12393738

>>12393733
>After Pharaohs and Wights
FTFY

>> No.12393743

>>12393712
I am pleased with this, you have a pastebin of more of these somewhere?

>> No.12393744

>>12393733
Whatever man.
Although I really hope Grub continues his story, which has a Vampire AND a Ghoul.

>> No.12393747

>>12393720
>.well, you know.
What?

>> No.12393749

>>12393738
Pharaoh a shit.

>> No.12393750

>>12393747
Posting standards.

>> No.12393752

>>12393747
The shitstorm blowing us out to /jp/.
Honestly, though, it's nicer here so far.We don't have to worry about getting BTFO anymore since it's already happened.

>> No.12393754

>>12393749
Vampire a shit.
You're a shit.

>> No.12393759

>>12393750
>>12393752
I'm just wondering why Gunstar hasn't been around in the relay

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>>12393754

>> No.12393763
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She's perfect.

>> No.12393769

>>12393759

Oh, >>12393752 is me.

>>12393743
http://pastebin.com/u/TheGunstar
As a warning, there's a fair amount of grapesnake in here.

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>>12393726
>First he introduces Draco

How does finally introducing Best Girl = dropping the ball?

>> No.12393780

>>12393774
Even she knows she's worst girl, so she pretended to be a man

>> No.12393784

>>12393763
Inferior moth

>> No.12393790

>>12393774
>Draco
>Best girl
That's like saying Lala is the best girl

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>>12393774
>Cold-blooded monstergirl
>Ever being a best girl in anything

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>>12393784
You're wrong.

>> No.12393800

>>12392985

Poor Adams, guy gets raped to hell and yet his mind doesn't break. I hope he doesn't die.

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>>12393225
Couldn't resist
>>12393780
>>12393790
>>12393792
Sure is a lot of shit taste ITT

>> No.12393804

>>12393801

>Activate the rape

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>>12393763
>>12393799
I just like the fact she has four arms. Not enough multi-armed mg stuff.

>> No.12393813

>30 pages are going to spent on a Beanbag
Even The current part of Dressrosa is better than this.

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>>12393805
I liked multi-armed with exotic arms

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>>12393784

>> No.12393823
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>>12393763
Arthropods. Discuss.

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>>12393823
That thing needs to be purged.

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>>12393805

I feel you.

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>>12393815
I might like them more if there was more than that picture and the lewd version. Regular arms are totally fine by me.

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>>12393805
>>12393815
>>12393841
My niggas, multi-armed are great

>> No.12393849

>>12393841
She's just a random one shot character, it's not like she ever appeared in any comics or anything. Her having fanart to begin with is unexpected.

>> No.12393857

>>12393847
>>12393833
What sort of niche would multi-armed girls fill? Would they be great cooks? Surgeons? Mechanics? How could they best put their many arms to use?

>> No.12393862

>>12393857
Playing Indiana Jones for the Atari 2600 and N54 games.

>> No.12393863
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>>12393857

hugs

>> No.12393866

>>12393862
N64*

>> No.12393873
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>>12393857
The most common fantasy is them hugging, caressing, and jerking you at the same time

http://pastebin.com/DgCu8TCr

>> No.12393881

>>12393815
Would her handjobs be better or worse than, say, >>12393841
>>12393847
this girl's?

>> No.12393887

>>12393763
I prefer the other one. Less fluffy but less crazy.

>> No.12393891

>>12393873
>The most common fantasy is them hugging, caressing, and jerking you at the same time
That and when she covers your dick in all 4/6 hands at once, overwhelming your senses with touch.

I was all over that story like a fly on shit when it was posted. It's not bad, but the actual smut was a little dull. Not so much the act, but how it was described ended up being a very "this-then-that" sort of thing.

Still, I enjoyed it and always want more.

>> No.12393894

>>12393891
>she covers your dick in all 4/6 hands at once, overwhelming your senses with touch
Wouldn't you need a fucking enormous dick for that?

>> No.12393897

>>12393894
>not having a fucking enormous dick

>> No.12393899

>>12393891
>she covers your dick in all 4/6 hands at once
What if >>12393815 did that?

>> No.12393900

>>12393894
She almost certainly couldn't use all 4 or 6 palms, but even one or two palms with the others massaging every exposed inch with fingers is enough. Imagining/seeing that many hands trying to service you all at once would do plenty on its own.

>> No.12393909
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So when IS monster milfs then?

>> No.12393912

>>12393909
Never.

>> No.12393913

>>12393899
too many claws in such a small area. those hands probably aren't as precise or gentle as human fingers.

>> No.12393914

>>12393909
>Yfw the cube chair rapes Suu

>> No.12393916

>>12393909
I am so sorry.
"Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou is canceling die to sickness. I can't continue working on this with my current health"
"Latest update:5 years ago."

>> No.12393917

>>12393913
Then like this?
>>12393900

>> No.12393920

>>12393909
When Bob is forgiven.

>> No.12393924

>>12393909
When less stops drawing guro

>> No.12393936

>>12393917
Although... which arm would work best for what? Since they're all so wildly different.

>> No.12393956

>>12393936
They'd all be shitty. Monster arms are interesting aesthetically but they can't provide any pleasurable sensations.

>> No.12393959

>>12393956
What is they are fluffy?

>> No.12393966

>>12393924
Why not MILF guro?

>> No.12393968

>>12393959
None of hers are though.

>> No.12393970

So, apparently her localized name is Port.

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>>12393909
I got your monster MILFS right here

>> No.12393979

>>12393970
And apparently I'm going to call her Polt anyway.

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>>12393978

>> No.12393982

>>12393978
please stop

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>>12393978

>> No.12393999

>>12393924

Less literally went from one of the most liked to one of the most hated. All because he decided catdick and gore was more important than cute monstergirls.

>> No.12394002

>>12393999
No, that's not true. I'll always be grateful that he drew Draco

>> No.12394004

>>12394002
and I will always hate him more for it

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>>12394004
>>12393999
I think we know what needs to be done, boys.

No, but seriously, how about we get some Thunderbird art or something.

>> No.12394011

>>12394004
I'm sorry that you don't have refined taste

>> No.12394015

>>12394011
I'm sorry I like girls

>> No.12394017

>>12393999
He drew kraken. I'm able to forgive him because of that.

>> No.12394021

>>12394015
Draco is a girl. Best girl, in fact

>> No.12394027

>>12394021
No Draco is a dyke, and dresses like a man.

>> No.12394028

>>12394021
>Best girl, in fact
Incorrect.

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>>12393978

>Filename

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>>12393999
He still draws plenty of cute.

>> No.12394034

>>12394031
Oh boy, more Laska. When will he and bob just fuck already?

>> No.12394036

>>12394031
His super detailed inner mouths are a bit off putting I think

>> No.12394037

>>12394031
and it's almost always Laska.

it's his choice, of course, but it's understandably going to piss people off.

>> No.12394039

>>12394034
>implying they haven't
>implying less doesn't suck bobs catdick on a regular basis

>> No.12394041

>>12394036
Maybe .less secretly into vore

>> No.12394043

>>12394036
I like them, actually. Nice attention to detail.

>> No.12394047

>>12394041
Is. I forgot an is

>> No.12394049
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>>12394037
He's done a couple random requests in these threads, hasn't he?

>> No.12394053

>>12394049

Pegasus and Kraken Nurse are the only two that weren't gore or Laska/Bob-related in recent times.

>> No.12394057
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>>12393978

For what purpose?

>> No.12394065
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>>12393978

>> No.12394073

>>12393275
>>12393275
We know that we'd all totally rescue a Girtablilu named Johnny Cash.

>> No.12394075
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>>12394053
Friends with benefits

>> No.12394082

>>12393432
Well, one would have to assume the next chapter is in next month's Comic Ryu.

>> No.12394087
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12394087

>>12393978
Isn't that sort of thing supposed to be L-shaped?

>> No.12394091

>>12394087
Maybe if there was the slightest bit of quality

But it's clear there wasn't

>> No.12394129

>>12390640
So what's happening in the doujin with the yandere? She tried to rape him when he was a kid?

>> No.12394133

>>12394087
I'm hereby turning >>12393651 into a request. I kinda need to see this now.

>> No.12394134

>>12393999
I like the last guro drawing. It looks like a zombie mermaid being made by a cute genki snake girl.

>> No.12394135

>>12393813
>30 pages.

More like a dozen.

>> No.12394146

>>12394134
You know, if I look at it that way, it isn't so bad.

>> No.12394166 [SPOILER] 
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12394166

>>12393978

thus proving snake cloaca > horse pussy

>> No.12394170 [SPOILER] 
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12394170

>>12394166

A shit/10

Superior girl

>> No.12394171

>>12394166
>alice
Vomitting girl.jpg

>> No.12394173
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>>12394170

Remember kids, always say no when offered to touch fluffy tail.

>> No.12394174
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>>12393614
This is somehow Obama's fault. I can feel it in my bones

>> No.12394175

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16084184/

Reminder that if you get with a slut monster girl then you aren't having children who are completely yours

>> No.12394176

>>12394129
Maybe, but I certainly can't wait for it to get translated on that regard.

>> No.12394180

>>12394175
I dont into medical shit, what is it trying to say?

>> No.12394185
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>>12394173

>always say no when offered to touch fluffy tail.

Your loss

>> No.12394190

>>12394180

Saying that something like that old gem about how 1/3 children in the US aren't living with their biological father, I would wager.

Would you raise a cuckoo harpy as your own, knowing that her mother smashed your real dragon daughteru's egg to take her place?

>> No.12394191
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>>12394174
We were played like a goddamn fiddle.

>> No.12394193

>>12394180
Male DNA is present in female cerebrospinal fluid even if they haven't had a male son/abortion/

Well, it could also be from unknown abortion, vanished male twin, older brother. But it could be from taking the dick

>> No.12394198

So who here is actually excited for MGQ Paradox, seeing how Luka isn't a beta fuck and is completely okay if not eager for sex, and that you can have a loli Ilias in your party incredibly quickly

>> No.12394202
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>>12394176
in that regard*

>> No.12394208
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>>12394198
I'm excited for MGQ Paradox because I'm going to recruit all the lamia girls in the game.

>> No.12394210

>>12394198
I cant wait for nonstop slime girl action

>> No.12394211

>>12394198
>loli Ilias in your party incredibly quickly
I wonder, is that gonna lead to a bad end if you keep her with you the whole way?

>> No.12394212

>>12394202
>>12394176

That's some mad grammar sperg you have there.

>> No.12394214

>>12394212
Indeed.

>> No.12394220

>>12394214
Indubitably.

>> No.12394221

>>12394190
In that situation? Yes, the child did no wrong and in my grief I would probably long for a child to fill the void when the truth was revealed anyways.
The harpy? I will burn down the fucking forest and murder every single harpy I find in the most savage a cruel way possible just to make sure she's dead.

>> No.12394222
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>>12394208
>lamia party
>not an all imps and the Four Bandits party

>> No.12394224

>>12394220
Very astute.

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>>12394208
>>12394210
That raises a good question.
How many of you plan to have race-specific Monster Girls in your party?
Or Story Characters only?
Or do you plan to not be a faggot and make a reasonable team with reasonable monster girls?

>> No.12394232

>>12394224

Undoubtedly.

>> No.12394233

Miia's mom HAS to say 'Kept ya waiting huh?' Now to make up for this BULLSHIT

>> No.12394237
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>>12394232
Absolutely.

>> No.12394238

>>12394233
Given Miia's apparently a fan of Metal Gear, that seems like a possibility.
Still hoping for a cameo from the monster mothers during the 4komas though.

>> No.12394251

>>12394231
My party's most likely going to be Granberia, Sara, and one monster to be determined later.
If Granberia isn't an option I'm going to be very disappointed.
If there is no "Team up on Granberia with Sara" H-scene, my boner will be disappointed.

>> No.12394258
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12394258

>>12394231
All of the Psychedelic2 succubi.

>> No.12394260

>>12394233

>She shows up in the manga
>Wearing an eyepatch
>She repeats the last two words of every sentence directed to her as questions, with a surprised and concerned expression and tone of voice

>"Yeah, Miia's been behaving well."
>"BEHAVING WELL?!"

>> No.12394268

>>12394237

Undebatable.

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>>12394260

>> No.12394284
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12394284

Have some previews.

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

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>>12394284
The box in question.

>> No.12394292
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>>12394287
Not going to lie, I flicked through the magazine 3 times looking for the real chapter.

>> No.12394295

>>12394292
I hope you bought two copies

>> No.12394296
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>>12394292
Somebody else can turn this into an imgur for /a/ to "enjoy".

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>>12394295
Nah, I didn't. Because A) I'm not made of money and B) I don't give a damn about EMG.

Plus I already bought a brand new copy of Hitomi's tankobon.

>>12394296
Next.

>> No.12394301
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12394301

>>12394231
Who is this guy supposed to be?

>> No.12394309
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>>12394300
Centorea, don't do it!

>> No.12394310

>>12394300
Holy shit. Mero slap a bitch.

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>>12394309
Hahaha fat slut!

>> No.12394322

>>12394318
That's rude

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12394323

>>12394296
>imgur for /a/
Well, for you guys and the blog. Checked the /a/ thread earlier, was a mess.

I was just about to post today's update too, so it'll wait.

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>>12394318
Suu to the rescuu?

>> No.12394326

>>12394324
This is not going to end well.

>> No.12394329
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>>12394324
Ha ha, no! Just rape by gelatinous cube for you!


...that's it. There's no more.

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12394331

>>12394324
I was hoping for this for Darling

>> No.12394332

>>12394329
Really, just a little thing like that? No worse than that 10 page 12Beast chapter once.

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>>12394329
>8 pages
>9 if you count the cover
We waited for this.
We're delaying monster milfs for this.

>> No.12394336

>>12394329
Well. I'm going to go to Ueno, then maybe get wasted in Ginza.

If I come back sober enough to use a box cutter, you might get a preview of Hitomi next.

>> No.12394339

>>12394329
The crab has officially lost all passion and is out of ideas now

>> No.12394342

>>12394329
That's it?
THAT'S IT!?

>> No.12394344
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12394344

Feed me more, anons.

>> No.12394349

Normally I would say something rude about Cerea's ass, but this time I felt a little bad for her, poor girl just wanted to enjoy that thing like the rest.
Also lol at the hypocrite spider, mocking Miia but then sneaking for the cube, serves her right for not being just herself.

What's the deal with that cubeanyway?
are those things really that good?

>> No.12394351

What's with all the hate on MG MILF delays? I thought they made it clear why it's being delayed.

>"We're taking a break next issue! See you in August!"
>"We're taking a break next issue!"
>"We're taking a break!"

>> No.12394353

>>12394329
I can't understand it, I mean, 9 fucking pages after 1 month without manga?

>> No.12394356

>>12394351
Well, that's why there wasn't an update last month. One would have to assume he took 2 months to make 8 pages in your scenario.

>> No.12394358
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12394358

I want to tenderly kiss Mero before fucking Miia while she watches as her rival mindbreaks me into her personal fcuktoy

>> No.12394367

>>12394356

>that's why there wasn't an update last month

Didn't they release a new chapter in July?

>> No.12394368

>>12394358
I want Mero to be tenderly gangbanged in front of my eyes as she exclaims that this is the kind of tragedy she wanted.

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12394374

>>12394300
>Mero slapping a bitch
Thank you crabman

>> No.12394375

>>12394367
Did they?

>> No.12394378

>>12394367
I believe not.

>> No.12394379

>>12394368
She wants you to be fucked, not her. Jesus, if you're going to make fun of her do it right.

>> No.12394380

>>12394258
that's some bitch I'd love dying to

>> No.12394382

>>12394375

Chapter 26? The one about Rachnee's previous host family? Or did the translators take the whole month to release that chapter? I don't quite follow raws' release dates.

>> No.12394385

>>12394382
I have no recollection; I don't care enough to follow EMG closely.

>> No.12394386

>>12394375
http://monstermusume.blisswater.info/2014/07/31/everyday-monster-girls-chapter-26/
Unless it took two months to translate.

>> No.12394387

>>12394300
>Mero attacking Papi for no raisin
HEY REMEMBER WHEN PAPI SAID MERO WAS NICE WHEN MERO WAS INTRODUCED
REMEMBER THAT
BOY I BET SHE SURE FEELS STUPID

>> No.12394389

>>12394329
Why must Spidey always be Suu'd?

>> No.12394392

>>12394387
>He can't read japanese nor context
HAHAHAH faggot, she was about to talon her face off.

>> No.12394393

>>12394382
That chapter came out in June in Japan. July was a break. August is epic Japanese may mays edition.

>> No.12394397

>>12394386

Knigga, that was June's chapter.

>> No.12394400

>>12394392
So? No one in these threads gave a shit when she tried to do that to Darling before Glorious Cerea Saved him

>> No.12394404

>>12394397
>June's chapter.
>31st of July
Then it did! Or month and a bit, still. I just don't know anymore.

>> No.12394407
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12394407

>>12394400
>B-but muh perfect waifu
I'm sorry yours doesnt have the balls to slap a bitch into place whos being disrespectful. Mero is acting human, I sure as hell wouldnt idly standby as some harpy was about to claw my face off. Mero is just being best girl and most realistic as always.

>> No.12394411

>>12394407
>realistic

Dohoho, you gave it away there.

>> No.12394413

>>12394407
Yeah you would, what's the difference between papi killing you and Mero killing you

>> No.12394421

>>12394413
Mero suffocates you with water
Papi suffocates you with her butt

>> No.12394423

>>12394413
On the one hand, I'd die by being smothered by gorgeous ass.

On the other hand, the smell of fish'd get me before the lack of oxygen.

>> No.12394424
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>>12394411
Im serious, outside of Rachnee's depression and motivation, every other character in EMG is one big hug boxy idealistic character. It shows that crabman cant write characters for shit. Characters are defined by their flaws and weaknesses, and only Mero and Rachnee have those.

>> No.12394426

>>12394424
But Mero's flaws and weaknesses are cliched, unrealistic bullshit that are played for laughs. She's a dipshit, get over it, they all are.

>> No.12394432

Gallery for less head-tilting 4koma: http://imgur.com/a/ZvhZd#0

Also all the shit over Mero and "context", the sofa cube thing makes people CRAZY, so Miia wanted to see if it makes extraspecies people crazy too. Also the next panel has her with your standard panic sweatdrops and shaky hands because she didn't mean to do that. It was a single panel of slapstick in a lighthearted comedy manga. Y'all need to take things less serious and out of context.

>> No.12394434

>>12394432
Mero being shit is srs bsnss.

>> No.12394439

>>12394434
You must be new here. Mero has about two to three whiteknights who defend her to death on these threads.

>> No.12394441

>Check image limit a while back
>67 images posted
>Now
>294 images

Holy shit that was fast.

>> No.12394444

>>12394421
>>12394423
>assmind
My people

>> No.12394446

>>12394439
>You must be new.

Hardly. It's just fun to piss those 3 morons off because they've saddled themselves with a shit waifu and now feel the need to justify their choice any chance they get.

>> No.12394447

>>12394432
You know, for some strange and unusual reason this issue makes me want a sofa cube

>> No.12394451

>>12394444
There're are few better deaths possible in EMG.

The real question would be, would you rather be face first into her crotch/pussy and thus choked, or actually smothered under ass cheek?

>> No.12394452

>>12394446
Then who's your waifu, mister high horse? You're implying your tastes > mine

>> No.12394454

>>12394447
It's a plot by the sofa cube industry. Their sales are down. Resist the temptation anon!

>> No.12394458

>>12394452
Nigger, I wouldn't waifu any of the EMGs. The closest I get is naming Polt as best PT.

>> No.12394461
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>>12394451
Smothered in tits to be honest.

>> No.12394466

>>12394461
>>12394461
Tit smothering has too much past trauma for me.

>> No.12394468

>>12394466

... go on

>> No.12394475

>>12394441
>/jp/ has a higher image limit than /v/
Kek.

>> No.12394479

>>12394475
/jp/ is a lot slower then /v/.

>> No.12394484

>>12394468
Really?
>Playing around with 1st (and so far last) girlfriend, which lasted about 2 weeks.
>Nibbling on a nipple.
>Suddenly! 2 hands grab my head and I'm jammed to tit.
>She's having the time of her life, I'm just seeing flashbacks of mine.
>I can't breathe, I'm tapping out on her back, she's pretty much orgasmic.
>She finally comes back to earth, I suck in air for a solid 2 minutes before I can even sit upright.

>> No.12394493

>>12394484

That sounds pretty hot, but maybe that's just me.

>> No.12394494

>>12394484
nosebleed.jpg
>TFW you discover your gfs weak spot

>> No.12394499

>>12394493
Yeah, it was, but at the same time I really appreciate being able to breathe.

>> No.12394503

>>12394494
She was such a little tease.

We were on a train, and she used it as a chance to drag the tips of her nails below my belt buckle if you know what I'm saying.

>> No.12394514
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12394514

What if there's more to life than writing a story for the acceptance of like-minded anonymous perverts?

>> No.12394518

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/grimagia-monster-girl-card-game/x/8423624#home
For anyone that has missed a bunch of us talking about Grimagia its in its last ~30 hours and really close to reaching its third and final strech goal (basically a whole additional game decks worth of cards)
so if you were thinking of donating and on the fence doing so right now not only helps you but everyone else that has donated and wants to reach that third strech goal.

>> No.12394521
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>>12394514
Nah.

>> No.12394522

>>12394451
After much deliberation, I have decided on crotch.
Due to the fact that if I managed to get her off I might have a chance to escape and pound her from behind.

>> No.12394525

>>12394521
Ok, I'll try to get chapter 4 up tomorrow or the day after.

>> No.12394529
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12394529

I kind of like this place better

>> No.12394543

>>12394529
Me too Koneko-chan.

But remember, we're guests here. So be polite, stay inside the camp, and don't forget that horse pussy a shit.

>> No.12394550

>>12392541
Is that the hyper sexy new rachnera cover?

>> No.12394568

>>12394039
Someone needs to NTR .less away from Bob
So...which one of you anons is willing to pull one out for the team?

>> No.12394570

I like all the EMG girls fine. Stop getting mad over your monster girls, faggots.

It's not as if I don't have a favorite, though.

>> No.12394573

>>12394568
I don't want him to corrupt me. I mean, more.

>> No.12394574

>>12394568
We're trying. We're planning to kidnap less and make him into our household pet.

>> No.12394577

>>12394568
What is necessary to bring him back to vanilla? Mindbreak?

>> No.12394584

>>12394568
>NTR
I've already been down that road, anon. I'm not going there again.

>> No.12394586

>>12394570
Who is your favourite? Mine is Draco

>> No.12394596

>>12394568
No, NTR begets only more NTR.

>> No.12394612
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>> No.12394614

>>12394586

Cerea. She's like a more approachable version of Saber. I think knightly women are fantastic.

>> No.12394619

>>12394614
>Saber

That's some good taste there

>> No.12394627
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12394627

>>12394619
Saber is a slut.

>> No.12394633

>>12394627
Excuse me

>> No.12394636

>>12394577
We must go full circle anon, is the rule
>>12394596
Then we must find a way to make an invincible NTR, so all NTR gets destroyed upon contact with the result of the NTR we wish to achieve.
We must do it anon, to stop the madness ¿ you do not want see your waifu getting guro'ed by a manticore now do you?

>> No.12394637
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>>12394633
I will but only if you admit Illya is best girl.

>> No.12394642

>>12394637
No

>> No.12394660

>>12394612
That explains alot. Guess the mod was a fat hamplanet that was intimidated by horse pussy.

>> No.12394666

>>12393713
Perfect

>> No.12394681

>>12393970
I'd like to dock in her Port if you know what i mean
But seriously that's fucking stupid

>> No.12394693

>>12394584
>Gunstar
>NTR
What are you talking about?

>> No.12394697

>>12394543
>So be polite

I can't promise anything though

>> No.12394714

>>12394522
Plus she totally has a cutely puffy vulva.

Puffy vulva is the best. Even 3D puffy vulva.

>> No.12394719

>>12394660
Ehm... Anon-kun can you explain to me what happened?

>> No.12394720

>>12394329
Just an itsy-bitsy Suuing.

>> No.12394721

>>12394693
Anon, I have something to tell you...
http://imgur.com/z1bLnM6

>> No.12394722

>>12394719
>tumblr tried to raid 4chan by shitposting
>a couple people from 4chan posted some gore under the feminism tags on tumblr
>these faggots literally killed themselves because of it

>> No.12394729

>>12394722
>>these faggots literally killed themselves because of it

I have seen stupid but come on now this is beyond retarded

>> No.12394730

>>12394722
>Moot actually listens to those people

>> No.12394732

>>12394730
What if... Moot is actually a feminist?

>> No.12394739

>>12394729
Hey there was a kid who od on vitamin k on /fit/, and another that made a " deadly mustard gas crystal" from some guide on 4 chan. Then you really shouldn't be surprised.

>> No.12394747

>>12394732
Literally sent chills down my spine.

>> No.12394749

>>12394739
>od on vitamin k on /fit/
This shit is kind of expected

I guess some anon is going to do this too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Td5uMB_vQ

>> No.12394754

>>12394749
Rumour has it that vitamin avenger guy killed the people who gave him that advice.

>> No.12394756

>>12394754
That's spooky.

>> No.12394757

>>12394754
>He still wander the hallways of the school to this very day
Come on. That didn't really happen.
R-Right?

>> No.12394758

>>12394757
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
Your move

>> No.12394759

>>12394758
JoJoke's on you, anon. I already shit my pants to that once before.

>> No.12394764

>>12394759
It wasn't that scary...
;_;

>> No.12394766

>>12394758
Jesus christ anon.

>> No.12394767

>>12394759
I shit myself again. I didn't think it would work on a phone.

>> No.12394768

>>12394758
Jokes on you I have a script that changes the creatures face with ainsley

>> No.12394771

>>12394768
That's even scarier.
Where can I download it?

>> No.12394854

Has the kejourou page been translated yet?

>> No.12394907

>>12394854
Looks like no

>> No.12394924

>>12394758
How do people find this scary again?

>> No.12394949

So I guess I'm the only one here?

>> No.12394950

>>12394574
I like this plan.

>> No.12394951

>>12394949
Apparently not. Rejoice?

>> No.12394954

>>12394951
Kinda hard to rejoice when your plan of posting lewd pictures with greentexts next to them.

>> No.12394955

>>12394954
>*Next to them is ruined.

God damn it.

>> No.12394958

>>12394954
I see how that could be a problem. Just forget about the pictures for now.

>> No.12394963

>>12394958
Posting greentext about monstergirls molesting each other without the picture just isn't the same.

>> No.12394965

>>12394963
You gotta make do with what you've got man.

>> No.12394982

>>12394963
I'll read and probably enjoy either way

>> No.12395001

>>12394965
>>12394982
Another reason I won't do it without pictures is because the last time I did shit happened, and a story that started out with a man whoring his Elf daughter out ended turning into a heartwarming story about a man with a bunch of adopted monstergirl daughters.

>> No.12395006

>>12395001
And this is bad because...?

>> No.12395014

>>12395001
>ended turning into a heartwarming story about a man with a bunch of adopted monstergirl daughters.
>Not liking cute adopted daughters
>Ever

>> No.12395018

>>12395001
If you think that's bad than you should not write any more.

>> No.12395019

>>12395006
Because the ending was different than what I intended it to be. I hate it when I start a story about smut and it turns into something heartwarming, and vice versa.

>> No.12395022

>>12395019
Whatever will be will be. If you fight it, it's not natural. Write form the heart and it'll work out for the best! Unless you're me. But you're not. So you'll be fine. Just let the story go where it goes.

>> No.12395027

>>12395022
>write form the heart
>form

>> No.12395033

>>12395027
From*, goddammit. You can't ignore my heartfelt rant because of that!

>> No.12395037

>>12395033
I never said I was ignoring it.
Another issue I have is that I don't know the etiquette for greentext stories/ect in /jp/. I don't feel like being banned again just because I did a little fucking story.

>> No.12395041

>>12395037
Then just write it WITHOUT greentext. It's not like the color makes it any better.

>> No.12395044

>>12395041
Personally I think the color makes it worse.
But those types of stories are so simple an idiot can make one.

Writing without greentext would be a good experience, although I might get swamped with various comments of "Fuck off", "Do this in pastebin, fucker!", "MUH IMAGE COUNT", ect.

>> No.12395049

>>12395044
Then do it in the pastebin, problem solved.

>> No.12395064

>>12395049
And end up like Bromont? Most of his stories lost a good amount of their magic when you took away the image filenames, open me in winamps, and everyone being together in one thread at the same time.
It was like being in a movie theater full of friends, all watching the same movie, instead of being alone at home and watching the same movie on your computer.

>> No.12395068

>>12395064
>implying there's something wrong with Bromont
Funnily enough, I prefer to watch things on my own. People in the theater can be distracting and annoying. But there's no shame in being a writefag! Unless you put too much emphasis on the fag. But you wouldn't do that, would you?

>> No.12395071

>>12395068
Define "Too much emphasis on being a fag".

>> No.12395075

>>12395071
Being like Alpie.

>> No.12395082

>>12395075
I wasn't here when he was being a fag, so elaborate.
A few months ago I remember him being alright.

>> No.12395085

>>12395082
It's reached memetic levels for some reason. It's probably the pastebin deletions and stuff. People just keep telling me to stop being a fag every now and then, so I assumed it was a universally held opinion.

>> No.12395092

>>12395085
When did it start? I remember you being not so faggy around the time I first attempted writefagging a few months ago.

>> No.12395098

>>12395092
It started in the very beginning when I put up my shit and set it to expire in an hour because I assumed people wouldn't be interested in it (following advice I was given in the same thread) and this was deemed attention whoring.

>> No.12395104

>>12395098
Were you the same Alp that suggested a story idea about pirates, monstergirls, and a grimderp setting?

>> No.12395105

>>12395098
Dude its completely because you filled an entire chapter with the fictional history of a fictional video game.

>> No.12395107

>>12395104
>grimderp
I suppose you could call it that if you wanted to be a big meanie. That was like, four months ago?
>>12395105
No, I was told I was an autistic attentionwhore since the very beginning. And don't rub it in my face, I wiped that away.

>> No.12395109

> .Less is forcing writefags to do abuse stories to pay for his stuff

He's gone.

>> No.12395112

>>12395107
Ah, so you ARE the same guy.
It's been a while. All we need is a few more writefags, and that one anon who could always recognize me when I didn't have a name on, and it will be like old times.

>> No.12395115

>>12395107
This is the internet, it never goes away. I was enjoying your story until you put NTR in it, had the video game autism and spent all that time on boring side characters in the desert

>> No.12395116

>>12395112
>It's been a while
I've been here the entire time...
>>12395115
>NTR
I don't think I ever did that anon.

>> No.12395118

>>12395112
Where's Loen gone too? I miss his stuff

I'd post something but we're at the image limit

>> No.12395122

>>12395116
You had the Alp be attracted to and flirt with the main characters fat friend.

That its NTR and I won't stand for it

>> No.12395127

>>12395116
But I haven't.
I was going to attempt an actual story a few months ago, but that never happened due to my job entering busy season. Should I write a short about a man pouring his steamy clam chowder into a woman's bowl before you put 4 and 9 together?

>> No.12395128

>>12395122
But... the Alp and the MC weren't dating, and they'd known each other for like, two days? That is not NTR. And
>fat friend
That's not true either.

>> No.12395132

>>12395127
13? Looks like you didn't. But set to it, then.

>> No.12395136

>>12395128
It absolutely is. They were paired off, don't deny it

>> No.12395141

>>12395136
>paired off
Not really. I don't think you understand how these things work. A guy being around a girl does not give him exclusive rights to her pussy. Or any rights to her pussy. But there's no point arguing this with you, that story never came to be. Now we have a new story, a new setting, an an Alp to be called Andrea. I'll get it right this time.

>> No.12395142

>>12395141
There better be absolutely zero NTR

>> No.12395143

>>12395132
In due time.
I feel like doing something simple for now.

>> No.12395148

>>12395142
Or what? You'll stop reading? Call me a faggot? Give it your best shot. Let's see you stop me.
...
Seriously, there never was any NTR, the whole point of the story was that Anon was going to be friendzoned for being a loser and then he'd straighten up and improve himself.

>> No.12395162

>>12395148
That's disgusting and I'm glad it never worked out

>> No.12395165

>>12395162
>self improvement is disgusting
And with that, I'm off.

>> No.12395166

>>12395165
"Self-improvement" for a woman is

>> No.12395170

>>12395166
>Anon
>a woman
Now I'm just confused. Was that story yuri all along?

>> No.12395171

I may not be a good writefag, in fact I'm probably near the bottom of the barrel, but oh well.
What kind of story would you like for me to do?

>> No.12395173

>>12395171
Charon-chan picks up a guy who's totally-not-the-Nameless-One-from-Planescape-Torment from the River Styx and starts hitting on him.

>> No.12395175

>>12395173
How about something simple and doesn't require looking through old threads to read up on Charon's character?

>> No.12395177

>>12395175
Fine, be picky. Generic self-insert MC-kun and childhood friend vanilla Monster Girls engage in lewd activities. Is that better?

>> No.12395185

>>12395171
Why not pick up on the monster girl v human nerf war that we were snowballing a day or two ago, people hit are transported out of the school to a rape cave, we were setting it in a wartime style day by day thing.

>> No.12395189

>>12395177
>Self insert
Hahahaha. No.

Guess I'll have to think of something myself, again. How about a story where the MC is a single father trying to raise his monstergirl daughter? All while trying to stay afloat with his crappy job as a Teacher and not getting raped by the students and staff members?

>> No.12395190

>>12395189
Nah, do>>12395185

>> No.12395192

>>12395189
>MC is a single father trying to raise his monstergirl daughter
Boy we're never seen something like that before

>> No.12395194

>>12395190
>>12395185
I don't have enough "Dutch Courage" for something like that.


>>12395192
At least it's better than "My name is SELF INSERT-KUN, and I was sucked through aportal into monster land. Watch as I end up with a harem by the 7th chapter.

>> No.12395198

>>12395194
If you're gonna be this fucking picky and not willing to try something new to try and improve yourself, why bother asking at all

>> No.12395199

>>12395194
>Dutch Courage
Whatever. Dude, why are you asking us what you should do when nothing is good enough for you? How about you do a pirate story?

>> No.12395202

>>12395194
if you dont set the bar high you wont ever improve.

I at least wont judge to harsh.

>> No.12395207

>>12395198
I'm not improving myself if all I'm doing is writing the current smut trend of the day.

>>12395199
Because I'm an indecisive fuck.
I need the opinions of others before I can get rolling.

>> No.12395209

>>12395207
Do pirates. Now get rolling on the high seas or walk the plank ye scurvy dog!

>> No.12395212

>>12395209
I'm gonna decline. Someone better than me should be handling pirate stories.

>> No.12395214

>>12395212
Oh fuck you. Do buccaneers then.

>> No.12395215

>>12395209
Yes. Do pirates. Either 18th century style or like black lagoon

>> No.12395220

Okay guys. We've been through this before. All those 'writefags' refusing requests always turn out to be pulling our legs in the end. Ignore him and carry on.

>> No.12395223

>>12395220
I just genuinely don't like the whole "Pirates" or "Nerf Rape War" options.

>> No.12395226

>>12395223
>not liking pirates
You're an sorry excuse for a human being. Everybody likes pirates.

>> No.12395229

>>12395226
I like pirates.
But I don't like writing them.

>> No.12395231

>>12395229
Then you will never write anything. There is no hope for you. You whine more than I do.

>> No.12395234

>>12395231
You're probably right.
Then again, just what were you expecting with the pirates, exactly? Rape? Theft? Swashbuckling?

>> No.12395237

>>12395234
All of the above, but also plundering booty and shivering timbers. Shota being kept as "cabin boys" and passed around by the MG crew. Stuff like that.

>> No.12395240

>>12395237
So I was right.
You're more interested in the smut than anything else.

>> No.12395241

>>12395229

How about a story about an MC who creates a social networking site called MonSpace, but things go awry for him when he doesn't think of the repercussions of making himself the first "friend" of each monstergirl who signs up?

>> No.12395242

>>12395240
I don't know what you expected from the masses. Anything with any sort of plot or meaning do not come from the threads. Those are made straight from the author.

>> No.12395246

>>12395240
What part of "all of the above" don't you understand? The "all"? You really are worse than me. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.12395249

>>12395240
>where do you think we are.jpg

>> No.12395255

>>12395241
A million friends? He's still young, he can handle it, riiight~?

>> No.12395257

>>12395064
The demo days of Katawa Shoujo where people were first starting up writefag stories was like opening day at Nero's theatre of immoral culpability.

It wasn't clean, it was a questionably large expenditure on makeshift entertainment meant to cull people over for the full game. Anything went. Nothing was taboo. People were there to have fun with no lingering backstage crowd. Laughing at cripple jokes and guitar battles with Tyrannosaurus Rex's. Stories about raping an armless red head and murder. Why? Because it was fun. People genuinely had fun without being tied down by posting standards. It was a time where Code Geass still had it's magnificent train wreck of a Sunday.

But as time went on, people became more and more dulled to the constant bemusement. More people left the site, and more took their place. These people weren't around for those days, and they see threads like that like some disgusting fandom perpetrated by immeasurable retardery.

We were younger back then. Think about it. If you saw somebody posting 'Shoot the Whoop' now, you'd tell them to fuck off. Think about how harshly memes are looked down upon, thanks to outside influences.

That's how things have changed. The people who have stayed here are older now and bitter. And the people who have taken the place of those who have left are secondaries with little retrospective and no identity to adhere to.

/a/ posting standards is laughable at best. Naruto is something that used to be discussed on Gaia by autists, now it's openly accepted.

I came to 4chan to discuss the latest yotsuba release, 'desu', and to say 'Niggers' as frequently as I wanted without any moral recourse. Now the main reason I still come here is for Monster Girls, and even then it's become looked down upon the more it gains popularity.

It reminds me of how KS became the way it was, albeit not anywhere near to that degree.

It seems everything I love becomes hated.

But no use crying over spilled milk.

>> No.12395258

>>12395242
I highly doubt people would read a pirate story I made for the plot/story. They'd read it for Scyllas molesting 9 shotas at once, treasure hunting, foul mouthed pirate girls, rum imbibing, ect.
Then again, there isn't much room for an actual story.


>>12395241
I've already made up my mind.
I'll write an NTR story about a man who comes home from work and find his wife, who is a jar of honey, cheating on him with two Beegirls.

>> No.12395260

>>12395257
/a/ has changed so much.
I miss our old home. I miss the good times we had.

>> No.12395261

>>12395257
You know what we need? We need to make our own Monster Girl VN, with blackjack, and hookers.
>>12395258
>not much room for an actual story
How so? Every crewmember could have a story behind them. Monster Girls and smut go hand in hand, but it doesn't mean you can't have things other than smut. Don't be like that.

>> No.12395264

>>12395258

>jar of honey

You mean like this girl? (image limit's been reached) http://dlsite.blogimg.jp/RG07939/imgs/3/c/3c987161.jpg

>> No.12395267

>>12395261
You may be right.
But as I said, someone much better than me should do the pirate story.

I wonder what Bromont would think of me? Aside from thinking I'm an indecisive faggot?

>> No.12395270

>>12395267
>someone much better than me
Listen here you little shit. I'm horrible, both as a writer and a person, and yet I don't say stuff like that, I just do. What is the worst thing that could happen if you tried?

>> No.12395272

>>12395267
>I wonder what Bromont would think of me? Aside from thinking I'm an indecisive faggot?
Now you're just attention whoring. Choose, write, or get out.

>> No.12395277

>>12395257

Fuck, I know and hate that feel.

I miss how /a/ was all those years ago. You still get good threads every now and then, but nothing compared to how it used to be.

>> No.12395280

>>12395270
Other than being called a faggot constantly? Nothing.

I'll get to work on my earlier idea, and put thought into the pirate story, because now there's an idea in my head.

>> No.12395287

>>12395280
There, you see? Was that so hard?
>earlier idea
Wait, you mean Laska 2.0? Whatever. It's not like I was looking forwards to pirates or anything. F-faggot...

>> No.12395288

>>12395280
If you were already meditating on a pre-determined idea, why bother asking anons what they want? What the hell?

>> No.12395292

>>12395280

Just remember:
Even if most people dislike or ignore your story, there will always be at least a couple of guys who enjoy it and looks forward to the updates.

>> No.12395293

>>12395287
>Laska 2.0
Nope.
It's not going to be a healing story with a stupid ending.


>>12395288
Because maybe I was hoping one of you could come up with an idea that I liked more?

>> No.12395294

>>12395257
The sad thing is I wasn't around during the Code Geass Sunday era.
Hearing about it, I wish I was.

>> No.12395296

>>12395257
I knew there was something wrong with /a/ when dub threads became so common. There was a time when dubfags were shunned as illiterates who couldn't keep up with subs and told to fuck off of /a/. Now /a/ is overflowing with them and when you tell them to fuck off, they act like you're the retard for watching subs.

Bromont, if I had the money, the know-how, and wasn't lazy as fuck, I'd start my own image board in hopes of bringing back the old days. Or at least creating a place we can discuss monster girls without mods drunk on imaginary power bitching about posting standards.

>> No.12395297

>>12395261
I've been trying for the last three years to make a Monster Girl visual novel. But you need visuals to go with the novel part. Memorable designs and characters. An escapist setting with it's own set of rules. A story that isn't 'boy meets monster, fuck, and they live happily ever after'.

You need a protagonist that can carry a story for dozens of hours. A cast of supporting characters. A knowledge of mollusks.

You would need a lot of things in order to make a MGVN work well. The Vanadis VN's work because they're simple. They have great art and designs, but a simplistic story that involves little thought other than wish fulfillment. MGQ works because it has a narrative and a story that stays engaging, albeit predictable, throughout.

I fear if such a Monster Girl VN was made, it'd be pelted with shitposting instead of wonder these days. There's so much dissonance between fans, simple vanillaworks seem to be looked down upon for some reason.

>>12395267
Flip a coin.

>> No.12395303

>>12395297
Then forget about the VN. And the blackjack. I'd help you out, but I don't have any drawing ability, and my writing is mostly shit. Still, I'm with you in spirit.

>> No.12395305

>>12395297
I would support it if it happened.

>> No.12395312

>>12395297
>Flip a coin

Oh, I missed those days so dearly.

>> No.12395313

>>12395297
I've been looking forward to your VN since I first heard about it around the time of the first Roy thread. I'd play the shit out of it. Hell, I'd probably get nothing else done until I finish it.

>> No.12395326

>>12395297
Is there anything a shitty little writefag could do to help with this?

>> No.12395327

>>12395296
I remember the suddenly reappearance of Durarara threads when the dub premiered on Cartoon Network. It's infuriating to think most people refuse to read subs and only know chinese cartoons from poorly acted heavily censored dubovers. Suppose I'm glad LotGH hasn't been dubbed at this point. But perhaps that's just me being elitist.

>>12395303
>>12395305
It's cool, if nothing else we can still jerk off to doujin releases together.

Through dick, unity.

>>12395313
I got stuck during animating twin dollar hams before I was homeless. The sisters would exchange heads and play mindgames with you like Hisui and Kohaku from Tsukihime.

Damn, I curse my rotten luck. I've got no way to continue right now and most of my tools are gone or destroyed.

I swear I'll finish that damn VN if it's the last thing I do.

>> No.12395329

>>12395327
How are you homeless? The fuck happened?

>> No.12395330

>>12395327
>being elitist
No, sub>dub is a scientific fact. The new LOGH anime when?

>> No.12395335

>>12395297
Nigga please

What you need is 6 or so cute girls and an artist to draw them

That's it

>> No.12395336

>>12395327
>I swear I'll finish that damn VN if it's the last thing I do

This would be the perfect time for an uplifting song.

>> No.12395337

>>12395335
That just doesn't sound right.

>> No.12395341

>>12395337
If we had any images left I'd give you such a reaction image

>> No.12395343

>>12395336
Here's the theme to the new Empress VN. It's upbeat and somewhat relevant!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ilZ5_PaqY4

>> No.12395348

>>12395343
>Empress isn't that the one with Giant lizard people at some point?

>> No.12395351

>>12395327
>I got stuck during animating twin dollar hams before I was homeless. The sisters would exchange heads and play mindgames with you like Hisui and Kohaku from Tsukihime.
>twin dollar hams
>switch heads
>dollar ham Hisui and Kohaku

Fucking genius. Do you need a financial backer? Because I'd totally sponsor you if I had a bit more disposable income.

Or you could try kickstarter. It was invented for stuff like this.

>> No.12395354

>>12395351
>Bromont makes a Kickstarter
>Ends up getting Retsupuraed

>> No.12395355

>>12395351
>kickstarted
>the thing that gave birth to MGQ 3D
No fucking thanks.

>> No.12395372

>>12395355
Admit it.
You want to play it and see just how it is in its entirety.

>> No.12395375

>>12395372
I've seen enough gameplay of it to vomit my innards out ten times over. Not touching that thing.

>> No.12395378

>>12395297
Hey Richter, while I'm no artist, but I do have a lot of ideas for monster girl related VN.

Especially had an idea of a VN set in world similar to Monster Musume's (monsters in our own modern society)

I also do design but my art is impossible to use for visual novels.

I also had a monster girl VN project but I never even went into making complete designs outside the design I went into making during classes.

I could try making those concepts if you're interested.

>> No.12395380

>>12395375
I will brave its depth, I will stare into the abyss, and I will come back and tell you of my adventure.
Unless of course the Beelzebub scene is in it.

>> No.12395384

>>12395326
Hey, I'm always open to ideas and creative suggestions. I take notes on cool stuff.

There's no monopoly on writing monster girls, let alone visual novels. So just because I'm working on one, doesn't mean everyone else can't make an even better one.

Stretch that creative muscle. Put that idea down to paper, then look at it and frown at what the fuck that means. Then do it better.

Just always finish what you set out to do. Don't half ass two things. Whole ass one.

>>12395335
You're right. This is true. You need a Nasu and you need a Takashi. Trying to be both is suffering.

>>12395329
It's a long story. Luck of the Irish.

>>12395351
I appreciate your enthusiasm, but if you can't invest your own money into a game then I believe you shouldn't ask others to.

>>12395354
Actually, I hear Diebetus is moving/has moved away and Slowbeef is stuck in the hell that is married life, so it's kinda overish. Man, what happened to Goons?

>>12395355
Why was this even a thing? Who saw the gameplay video/trailer and thought, "TAKE ALL MY MONEY!"

It looks like a horror film that got raped, puked on, and bukkake'd then recreated using Blender.

>> No.12395385

>>12395380
It's planning a release on PS3 and 360. I doubt there's gonna be any sort of sex in it. It'll probably just black out at a loss every time.

>> No.12395387

>>12395257

Screencap the fuck out of this, because this is the truth. The ugly horrible dirty truth.

>> No.12395389

>>12395384
>Irish
>white

>> No.12395390

>>12395387
Do it yourself, faggot.

>> No.12395394

>>12395384
>just always finish what you set out to do
And with that, I am disqualified.

>> No.12395397

>>12395384
Man, I can't believed he got hitched.
I refuse to believe he didn't use his Ridley voice ONCE during his wedding.

>> No.12395398

>>12395378
Well, talk a little bit more about it, man. I mean, this is a dying thread, I doubt the entirety of /jp/ cares about what we're talking about right now.

So tell me about this idea and a little about your designs?

>> No.12395404

>>12395398
/jp/ is also slower than turtles fucking.
It's very likely this thread will still be here tomorrow.

>> No.12395407

>>12395398
I wish we're witnessing the start of something beautiful here...

>> No.12395408

>>12395404
Nah, there's a sort of pattern with the threads now. This thread can last another 10 hours or so, before someone makes a new one. Then the cycle continues.

>> No.12395409

>>12395408
Hopefully by then I'll be sober enough to post my story by then.

>> No.12395412

I want to meet monster girl lovers in Japan

>> No.12395415

>>12395412
All they'll do is ridicule you and ban you from their restaurants.

>> No.12395418

>>12395415
I mean fellows from here, not elevens

>> No.12395420

>>12395418
All we'll do is ridicule you and molest our MG Dakis.

>> No.12395423

>>12395420
>molesting someone else's dakis
Used goods are good enough now?

>> No.12395424

>>12395420
>MG Daiks
If we had any.

>> No.12395426

>>12395420
>MG Dakis

I bet you don't have one. I want one

>> No.12395428

>>12395420
Slime girl Dakis where?

>> No.12395430

>>12395428
At the store in the form of a fuckton of Jello ingredients.

>> No.12395431

>>12395428
>hug a waterbed
>???

>> No.12395432

>>12395397
>HONEY, I THINK THE CONDOM BROKE, BUT IT FEELS TOO GOOD
>AHH!

>> No.12395438

>>12395432
Keep going.

>> No.12395439

>>12395424
Just what monster girl would be the most comfortable snuggle?

>> No.12395441

>>12395439
One that's fluffy and soft?

>> No.12395442

>>12395439
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/237974/233_yeti_L.jpg

>> No.12395443

>>12395439
The one you are in love with and who loves you right back.

>> No.12395444

>>12395439
Draco

>> No.12395445

>>12395441
>>12395442
Why do people like fluffy so much? I just think it feels uncomfortable.

>> No.12395448

>>12395445
Get out.

>> No.12395449

>>12395448
I'm just more of a scales guy

>> No.12395451

>>12395292
>>12395292
This. I thought anons here would dismiss my work as grimdark with bad smut (I'm not really impressed with my own smut) but someone listed it as one of theie favorites and it made me feel good.

>> No.12395452

>>12395449
This

>> No.12395453

>>12395444
Well, she certainly has the chest size.

So you can hold her closer to your heart

>> No.12395454

>>12395451
My first attempt at smut didn't go that badly, somehow.

>> No.12395456

>>12395451
>I'm not really impressed with my own smut
Yeah, you're not the only one who's not confident in that regard.

>> No.12395457

>>12395453
Best position would be sitting up and Draco sits on my lap cowgirl

>> No.12395458

>>12395443
This is the only correct answer.

>> No.12395460

>>12395432
>Here honey, I got you an anniversary present
>YOU GOT ME METROID PRIME? FUCK YOU!

>> No.12395463

>>12395451

Cool. Which writefag are you? I'll have to check it out.

>> No.12395471

>>12394612

God fucking damn it this shit can't be real

>> No.12395477

>>12395454

I find smut hard to write. If I'm not cringing at the entire thing, I'm struggling to describe it without making it underwhelming, or going the other way and making it ridiculous.

Fuck it, writing in general is hard. I get decent ideas for stories, but the actual execution is tough.

>> No.12395481

>>12395477
Is this the part where we pat each other on the pat and say that we're not all that bad?

>> No.12395483

>>12395481
I'll pat you on the pat all night long

>> No.12395484

>>12395477
My first attempt at smut was also my first attempt at writing in general.
Apparently everyone didn't go to hell because I tried to make it as goofy and awkward as I could.

>> No.12395485

>>12395483
Kyaah~! That's now what I meant anon!

>> No.12395486

>>12395477
When in doubt, go for ridiculousness, purple prose, and innuendo. The more references to the guy's Hammer of Justice or the girl's parts resembling a mollusk, the better.

>> No.12395492

>>12395486
Educated prostitute.

>> No.12395496

>>12394612

I call bullshit on this.
It's just too ridiculous to be a real thing. If the mods really were all replaced by incredibly PC types, then most of 4chan would be gone in half a day.

There may be some truth in those posts, but I really doubt its the full story.
and what the fuck is gawker media anyway?

>> No.12395508

>>12395496

I just checked, /pol/ still exists and is as racist and paranoid as ever. It isn't real thing, thankfully.

Back on topic, why don't you guys see the poisonous MGs for the shit tier they are? Their entire deal is "Oh, you don't like me? Ok, I'll just fill you with mindbreak poison!"

>> No.12395511

>>12395508
Because mindbreak poison probably feels super good

>> No.12395514

>>12395508
Because maybe I want to turn into the Hulk when a Paladin kills my wife as her kids hatch?

>> No.12395518

>>12395514
Or you know you could be an actual man and kill him before he does that.

>> No.12395520

>>12395518
What if there's something preventing me from doing so?

>> No.12395521

>>12395518
Or you could be a REAL man and explain to him how he's not living his life correctly, shed manly tears together and part ways without any violence.

>> No.12395525

>>12395521
That would only work if he's not one of those brainwashed paladins.

>> No.12395530

>>12395525
You could break his illusions if he was, right?

>> No.12395531

>>12395521
You have to punch someone in the face if they aren't living their life correctly

>> No.12395533

>>12395531
But it's not really violence if you're doing it for philosophical reasons.

>> No.12395534

>>12395525
>brainwashed paladin arguing philosophy with a brainwashed junkie
I don't think either will be able to convince the other.

>> No.12395535

>>12395530
You mean break his illusion after having a manly fist fight with him, and then teaching him the error of his ways? Resulting in the two of you becoming best friends?

>> No.12395536

So crabman being a huge cockteaser confirmed?

>> No.12395537

>>12395534
Unless the paladin takes a hit and sees what the junkie sees.
>>12395535
Yes, just like Zeus intended it.

>> No.12395540

>>12395536
First he cockteases his own characters, then he cockteases us.

>> No.12395541

>>12395537
Would the two of them go on adventuring together? Eventually having the Paladin find his own monster waifu?

>> No.12395544

>>12395541
No, the Pal-adin would go his own way, and the two would eventually meet in a dangerous area, each with their own group. Jolly co-operation would then ensue, and once the after-adventure celebration would be had, they would toast to their reunion.
...it smells like rain, let's stop now.

>> No.12395574

I never really saw Paladins as bad people, just guys who want to live their lives as free men, without MGs jumping all over them.

Not everyone in the world would want some half [insert animal here] woman making them into a glorified pet, some would prefer human wives, and would fight to protect them from being mutilated by demonic energy.

In before MGU comments, but when you think about it, this makes sense.

Personally, I still like my library plan. Hide out as a librarian in a small village somewhere, life of freedom in an interesting world, and no fucks given

>> No.12395585

>>12395574
>want to live their lives as free men
So they give up their body and minds to be enslaved by the clergy? Are you high?

>> No.12395586

>>12395574
I wonder if a wizard could cast some spells to hide a village from monsters. Something like Hogwarts castle in Harry Potter had.

>> No.12395588

>>12395574
Until you open a book one day and it shouts out, "I'M A BOOK! I'M A BOOK! LET ME SUCK YO DICK!".

>> No.12395592

>>12395588
>oh, Librarianon, you've jerked it off to the words on my pages so many times... you love me, don't you?
Yep, that plan didn't work out.

>> No.12395594

>>12395588
Actually, I'm fairly certain that's in one of the older Oglaf webcomics.

>> No.12395597

>>12395592
>My pages are moving on their own!
>I-if you keep touching me there-

>> No.12395599

>>12395597
>Kyaah~! N-not my bookmark!
Now I kind of want to be a librarian.

>> No.12395605

>>12395599
>Tickle my bookmark-pussy with your fingers, Onii-chan!

>> No.12395607

>>12395599
Then prepare for boring disappointment, in the same vein as what all those budding archaeologists felt when they were inspired by Jurassic Park as a child.

>> No.12395610

>>12395585

You know what, its true:

>Become some mindless slave to an oppressive and cruel religion. Some may find comfort in it, but its just a cage in the end, no different to the below statement.
Or
>Become some mindless, mindbroken slave to a monster's libido, AND lose your humanity. Some would find comfort in it, but its just a gilded cage, no different to the above statement.

Shit sucks. There has to be some third way that allows a man to be free, not to be forced into a mindbreak abusive relationship, or being forced to worship a god who wants you dead.

>> No.12395611

>>12395588

Then into the fire it goes.
We've already been through my plan before, it's almost watertight as far as survival plans in MGE go.

>> No.12395613

>>12395607
So... Monster Girl books aren't easy?
>>12395605
D-don't read my back cover, it's written by someone other than my author!

>> No.12395614

>>12395611
What if your clothes turn out to be a monster girl?

>> No.12395617

>>12395613
You just have to show them your bookworm.

>> No.12395619

>>12395611
>burning books
You won't stay in that library long.

>> No.12395622

>>12395614

That isn't even a real thing in the KC universe yet

And I would be super fucking careful if there were a possibility. Stop trying to get me raped, my library is a fortress of solitude and peace that no monster could understand.

>> No.12395625

>>12395619

>burning possessed rape books
Brother, I'd be commended by the Order for that shit. Its not like I'd burn everything, just that one book that suddenly started making lewd noises at me.

>> No.12395629

>>12395622
And then it turns out the library is actually the Doppelganger Queen, Dopplepopolis.

>> No.12395631

>>12395622
Except for the bookish types, like that docile Holstaurus who sometimes comes in to check out romance novels. It's not like some mysterious stranger is ever going to show up in town to swipe her off her hooves, so the library is all she has.
>>12395625
Wait, this is a paladin library now? So you'd be indoctrinated into becoming a religious fanatic?

>> No.12395633

>>12395629
It's actually surprisingly easier to say that name 10 times fast than I initially imagined.

>> No.12395644

>>12395631

Holstaurus are nice monsters who don't rape. In the rare event of her being interested I'd just politely say I'm not interested. Mission Accomplished, no fucks given.

>> No.12395648

>>12395644
You do know what happens when a Holstaurus doesn't get slong for a while?

>> No.12395651

>>12395631

>Paladin library

Fuck no, that Lich writefag story showed how that was a dumb idea. It'd be a nice small village one.

>> No.12395654

>>12395648

I've seen that picture, but I doubt they all do that. Besides, they'd jump the farmers nearby instead.
Checkmate, monster fornicators.

>> No.12395656

>>12395651
So... how will the Order commend you when you're in a small village where pagan shrines still exist because they haven't been purged, and burning living books will most likely make you an enemy of the entire community?
>>12395654
But YOU'RE the one she wants. You're a mysterious stranger who's sensitive and intellectual since you're the librarian.

>> No.12395664

>>12395398
One of the settings would have been a school made for both humans and monsters.
(yeah it was done for sei Monmusu Gakuen, but that was in a fantasy setting)

Going on how the monsters are diversified, the school would be made to suit several needs and also fitting for handicapped peoples. (Reason being some students like mermaids can't walk on land and are forced to use wheelchairs)


The world outside the school would be less adapted, meaning some species have close to no way to access some shops and places (especially big species).

Relations between humans and monsters would be difficult at worst. Between humans hostiles toward the monsters presence, to species who refuses to live among humans.
Also the fact that monsters tend to draw out the curiosity of peoples around them.

Supernatural abilities would be non existent, shapeshifting monsters would be monsters with the ability to transform their body, be it conscious or not (for instance, some species of yokais, werewolves and doppelgangers)

Some monster species have a royal blood-line, generally an old blood-line who managed to survive the monster's isolation from the rest of the world and figure monsters with a tougher constitution who may also suffer from genetic defect.

Any monster student of the school that's not a yokai or a common monster specie (lizardmen, slimes, etc...) is from outside Japan.

There is male monsters, as long as it respects the original lore of the monster (no harpy and lamia guys, ever)

Most of the cast I made was comprised of the main girls plus one support character.
I did not make the main character to avoid any self insert on my part.

Cast members proposal would include: Lizardgirl, Dullahan, Werewolf, Oomukade.

Lizardgirl would be the one the most adapted to life among humans, while the Oomukade (I saw Mukadegami as another specie name somewhere) Is one of the monsters for which life among humans is close to impossible.
more ideas when I remember it.

>> No.12395672

>>12395664
>Lizardgirl
>Werewolf
The MGE kind or just the regular ears-and-tail kind?

>> No.12395679

>>12395664
Why not just make the VN about a bunch of separate stories all set in Monster Girl City, you know, kind of like a Pulp Fiction or a Sin City, with sex instead of violence?

>> No.12395681

>>12395672
For werewolves, I'm personally fine with ears, tails, fangs and legs being all animal-esque as the minimum.

>> No.12395687

>>12395681
>legs
Why? Ears, tail and fangs is enough.

>> No.12395690

>>12395687
A Werewolf leaving human footprints? Bitch please.

>> No.12395693

>>12395672
MGE kind. Werewolf appearance and mental state would depend on the moon. (it'd goes from ear-and-tail on new moon, to a much more brutal creature on full moons

>> No.12395694

>>12395690
I guess that's just me being a leg man, but I hate monster girls with non-human legs.

>> No.12395702

>>12395693
So she'd gradually shift between pretty cosplay tier and slightly weak looking to monstrous rapetrain (large, vicious looking paws/claws, stronger, but also curvier build, fur on arms/legs/back, more feral behavior and facial expressions)? That's actually kind of cool.

>> No.12395705

>>12395702
Actually her human form is planned as a bit chubby, and she become muscular depending on her form.
and yeah on full-moon she's a rapetrain.

>> No.12395706

>>12395705
This reminds me of Wolf Guy, his strength waxed and waned with the Moon.

>> No.12395710

>>12395687
Just a bit more interesting that way. We've got so many dog-eared and tailed girls in general, it's nice to see some change. Think about Ratel from Killing Bites, for instance. Her design is pretty neat.

>> No.12395715

>>12395622
>That isn't even a real thing in the KC universe yet
It is in a very tenuous sense. Some MGs weave tentacle plants into their clothes, either because they're foresty types or because they're especially lewd. And a tentacle plant that gets enough energy becomes lesbian rapist grill.
So I guess if you were some sort of druid living innawoods and making your clothes out of whatever you find lying around on the ground, you might wake up one morning to the feeling of your underwear jerking you off.

>> No.12395717

>>12395710
Just sayin' that there's no point in forcing monster features just for the sake of being different
I'd much rather fuck something like Kagerou than any 50% monster werewolf girl

>> No.12395719

>>12395715
Well, in MGE tentacle plants only ever touch women, and even if they turn into tentacle monster girls, they still feel hesitant about going after men
So even if your underwear turned into some kind of tentacle plant thing, it wouldn't just spontaneously jerk you off.

>> No.12395721

>>12395717
I'd howl at her full moon, IYKWIM.

>> No.12395723

>>12395717
that's because you're a casual

>> No.12395727

>>12395719
>MGE tentacle plants only ever touch women
What if you take your monster waifu to the tentacle forest for some mutual tentacle fun, with both of you getting molested and teased by them while you fuck?

>> No.12395730

>>12395717
Yeah, no, that's fair and fine. I'm just speaking from a purely design variety point of view.
It might be uncomfortable for some if they're imagining getting off to a girl who's all digitigrade and fuzzy from the thigh down. Not me, but whatever.

>> No.12395731

>>12395656

Ok, fine. I'll throw the possessed book out or something, maybe give it to someone who wants it, or even put it in a safe somewhere.

As for the Holstaurus, I'm pretty sure I could convince her that I'm not for her. Maybe she could have the rape book and they'd make a nice couple?

>> No.12395735

>>12395727
>wanting tentacles not attached to a monster girl to touch you, ever
I don't think KC ever even thought of the possibility that someone would want this. But you'd probably just turn into an Alp.

>> No.12395736

>>12395731
>promoting lesbian relationships
Great. So now you're the Monster.

>> No.12395739

>>12395719
> they still feel hesitant about going after men
Hesitant, sure.
So what better time for a shy, recovering-lesbian plantgirl to get in some dick-jerking practice than when she thinks you're asleep?
> What are you doing?
> Kyaa~! S-sorry druid-sama, I w-was just... umm... I didn't think you'd wake up...

>> No.12395741

>>12395731
You're a librarian. You need to take care of the books. Even if they're horny.

>> No.12395742

>>12395736

Come on now, its such an efficient solution. I get rid of the inexplicable book of rape, AND give the annoying Holstaurus something to deal with her more monstrous urges.

And I go back to the good life of being a quiet librarian in a mostly forgotten library.

>> No.12395743

>>12395739
But the plant would first have to turn into a tentacle plant, and then a tentacle monster girl
So you'd first wake up with a bunch of tentacles around your waist not really doing anything

>> No.12395745

>>12395742
You're working under a lot of assumptions here. Like that they'd agree to it. Either of them.

>> No.12395747

>>12395743
>waist
What am I saying
But yeah you'd just have a bunch of tentacles around your loins and you'd be waking up and freaking the fuck out and trying to pull them off

>> No.12395760

>>12395745

Rape books aren't part of the KC universe anyway, so that thing doesn't exist. Job done there.

As for the Holstaurus, I talk to the shit tier farmer for letting his cattle wander around the village like they own the place. He should invest in a gate or something, holy shit. I also tell him to just fuck his talking cow already, because I sure as fuck am not.

>> No.12395762

>>12395760
Oh, you're getting mad? Did you finally realize how hopeless your situation is? You're going to get raped, and you're going to love it! That's the KC way!

>> No.12395764

>You will never come home to your egg laying monster girl waifu curled around her eggs, keeping them safe and warm as she waits for them to hatch

>> No.12395777

>>12395762

I'm up against a Holstaurus. They're gentle enough to actually go away when they're told to. I'd feel like a dick for upsetting her, but its better than being made into some monster's fucktoy for the rest of my life.

Failing that, I just move somewhere quieter.

You aren't doing this to me, I'm gonna be free whether you like it or not.

>> No.12395778

>>12395760
>Being a fag towards Holstaurus
I was mostly on your side but now I see you're an ass.

>> No.12395780

>>12395764
>You'll never feed her omelets with a trollface later

>> No.12395781

>>12395747
I dunno, anon; I mean, I can accept that the transformation from barely-mobile tentacle-plant to full-sized tentacle grill could be a continuum process that takes months as she steadily grows; but then again, itsmagicIaintgottaexplainshit.
We know that the Chochin-Obake and that tongue-umbrella girl step-change from an inanimate object to a rapist overnight once they accrue enough DE; maybe the Tentacle is the same?
Or you could BS some excuse that while you were sleeping a Dark Matter passed within 50 miles of your location, dumping a years' worth of rape energy into everything just by her presence. There's plenty of ways to make shit happen in MGE-land.
>>12395760
> in-universe, Druella enchanted copies of Wandering Scholar's World Guide 1 to monsterise women readers and make male readers desperately horny for monstersex
This chick is just beyond the pale

>> No.12395785

>>12395777
You will never be free. Move somewhere quieter? Who will protect you from Monsters when you travel? Go far into the woods? Here there be Monsters. MGE is designed to have you raped. The land itself will sprout Gnomes to rape you.

>> No.12395788

>>12395777
>You aren't doing this to me, I'm gonna be free whether you like it or not.
"Free"? You're living your life a prisoner in a dusty library.
I mean, I sympathise with your efforts, but there can be no freedom where monsters roam the land. The only thing you to bring freedom about is to join the Order knights and REMOVE MONSTER REMOVE MONSTER

>> No.12395790

>>12395788
And by pursuing freedom, you give it up by submitting to the Order.

>> No.12395792

>>12395788
>>12395785

Fuck. I'm moving to a big, Paladin run city in this case.

and killing myself if Deruella invades

>> No.12395794

>>12395792
>big, Paladin run city
Big Brother is watching YOU. You fill be flogged for your sins. You will lead an ascetic life in the service of the Order.

>> No.12395796

>>12395790

MGE universe truly is a living hell.
I'm slightly autistic and hate being touched. Being jumped by a monster girl would truly be a fate worse than death to me, because they almost never let you go

>> No.12395801

>>12395790
Granted, to an extent. I just happen to think that living in a not-particularly-oppressive human feudal theocracy is more free than living in Lady Druella's Wild Ride of nonstop magically-induced lust and arbitrary stop-n-rape.
The Order can only lock up your body. Demonic Energy can lock up your *mind*.
Though from a personal perspective I'm actually quite partial male mind control so I'd hop on the Ride in a flash. But I know that cashing in muh freedom in exchange for fluffy isn't for everyone

>> No.12395802

>>12395790

I just thought of something. The Order would allow you to live alone if you wanted to. The Demon Lord faction wouldn't. Guys like >>12395796
would actually be better off under the Order.

>> No.12395803

>>12395802
Until he's publicly executed for being kind towards a loli harpy.

>> No.12395805

>>12395463
peterdnzl. Only have one story, in progress. I'll be working on an update today, now that I'm off work.

>> No.12395811

>>12395802
>the Order would allow you to live alone
If you call solitary confinement in a cell too small to stand up in living, sure.

>> No.12395815

>>12395801
Your mind is just an extension of your body though. The Order can shape your mind with torture and brainwashing until you happily kill all the Monsters you find. And the witches.

>> No.12395819

>>12395815
But witches don't exist.

>> No.12395820

>>12395796
> because they almost never let you go
I was under the impression that it's only if they really really like you that they never let you go.
I mean, if *you* like *them* they'll be so overjoyed to find a man who doesn't run screaming that you'll become their instant husbando.
But trying to permanently imprison a man who's trying to escape, gibbering in fear and religious loathing, and tries to kick her face off every timeshe go in for a blowjob, seems like more hassle than it's worth unless the MG in question is SUPER into him.

>> No.12395822

>>12395819
Yes they do, they even have an entry in MGE.

>> No.12395827

>>12395811

As long as you don't announce you like monsters or something then you're golden. And considering the lengths I went to stay pure, I'd think they would appreciate it. No one is going to force you to marry a human woman.

its a shame though, because the DL side seems to have more freedoms, but the part where you MUST marry some pervert is a massive deal breaker to me

>> No.12395828

>>12395819
> But witches don't exist.
A dangerous heresy, designed to lull the smallfolk into a false sense of security so the witches' evil sperm-harvesting plots runs smoother.

It's a warning this time, citizen. Next time, the cells.

>> No.12395831

>>12395822
>>12395828
>Not getting the reference

>> No.12395832

>>12395827
Thought crimes (sins) will earn you a one way trip into the torture chambers if you don't adapt to their belief systems. Do you even know how organized religion works?

>> No.12395833

>>12395831
Okay, what's the reference?

>> No.12395834

>>12395811
No you get to sleep with your fellow paladins in the barracks

>> No.12395836

>>12395833
Boku no Seacats.

>> No.12395838

>>12395834
And then get burned at the stake when you inevitably turn Alp.
>>12395836
Nope, nothing.

>> No.12395839

What if there was an Order that, instead of just killing the monstergirls they came across, actually tried to help them coexist with humans? It's not how you imagine your typical Paladin, but I gotta think there are enough people out there who would try the non-violent path.

>> No.12395840

>>12395838
>Nope, nothing.

Do you live under a rock? Or are you fucking with me?

>> No.12395841

>>12395839
There can't be a nonviolent path, the sacred scriptures mandate the death of all Monsters.

>> No.12395845

>>12395839
>Not wanting to slay evil
Are you in cahoots with the enemy?

>> No.12395846

>>12395840
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.12395849

>>12395827
>No one is going to force you to marry a human woman.

> Monster attacks stealing menfolk cause demographic imbalance even in human society, so there's not enough husbandos to go around
> Order churches encourage arranged marriages between of-age men and maternal, upstanding, virtuous, religious women
> But they respect it if men, in the spirit of godly chastity, choose not to wed

Order society = best of both worlds.
All the childbearing human qts you can shake a stick at, but no forced rape.

>> No.12395882

>>12391631
>And be Australian.
HAH. With our president?
>DURR ANIBODI THAT WANTS FREE SCOTLAND IS ENEMY OF FUREEDUM

>> No.12395904

>>12394494
>mfw we find out my gf has a biting fetish. Our rather, a fetish for getting bitten.

>> No.12395916

>>12392638
>She's grumpy looking because she knows that she's vulnerable to bully.

>> No.12395927

>>12393029
I fucking love the south americans. Sitting in their little huts, thousands of years ago bitching about which monster girl is best until one little mexican lolita is like "Why don't we have all of them" and then they just put them all into one beautiful aztec godess.

>> No.12395930

>>12395916
She's a cutie, but I don't get the whole
>I can take this big seal tail off anytime, it's basically a magic wetsuit
thing
What's the point of monstergirls if you can take the monstrous part off of you?

>> No.12395932

>>12395536
He never said the moms are going to be in the next chapter. It just said that they are coming for a visit.

>> No.12395933

>>12395930
It's because she's cosplay tier

>> No.12395939

>>12395930
Because magic Inuit amazon turned deredere who gets hornier and hornier when she has legs.

>> No.12395940

>>12395927
What is a Chimera ?

>> No.12395944

>>12395940
A useless pile of monstergirl rejects.

>> No.12395954

>>12395944

I thought that was a Manticore.

why are those cunts so popular here, anyway. They're supposed to be vicious and cruel. They are pretty much guaranteed to be abusive lovers, but /mgg/ adores them. I'm a sub too, but holy shit there are limits.

>> No.12395956

...

>> No.12395957

>>12395954
They want to be rammed in the ass with her tail.

>> No.12395959

>>12395954
Manticores are tomboys.
>>12395956
Dark Elf Idol with ojousama drills.

>> No.12395960

>>12395956
Teenage succubus hugging her slimegirl friend, please

>> No.12395962

>>12395954
enough writefaggotry, art, and threadcanon can turn opinions any way you want.
>>12395939
but I like the blubbery tail. I want to pinch it.

>> No.12395963

>>12395956
Yandere amazon.

>> No.12395965

>>12395954
because people have different tastes its not that complex

>> No.12395967

>>12395954
They morphed from "ushi-onis with wings" to "tomboys with slight dom tendancies" at some dark terrible point of /a/'s past.
No-one knows who to blame, but convention demands that we blame Bob.

>> No.12395969

>>12395956
I'm going to go opposite of the cuties with this one. Murderpophis handing June a knife saying "Take back what's yours."

>> No.12395970

>>12395967
>blame
I prefer them like this, honestly. Thanks, Bob!

>> No.12395972

>>12395967
MAAAARRRRLLLLEEEEEYYYYY!

>> No.12395973

>>12395956
A paladin defending himself from a dragon girl as his lamia daughteru watches

>> No.12395975

>>12395972
>Marley
SCROOOGEE!

>> No.12395977

>>12395967

But it really was Bob, back in the days when his story was still called Trucker Manticore. I was the first to shorten it to Truckercore, and now I wonder if I should have.

>> No.12395984

>>12395977
Well it just goes to show, then. The mob is always right.
ALWAYS.

>> No.12395986

>>12395962
>writefaggotry, art, and threadcanon
Pretty much this. Draw placid meek moeshit with hyper-alert eyes enough and it'll register as validation of what they're like far more than any thought-out proof of concept. After all, you can just deflect any legitamite points with "unique personality!" and "not MGE!" arguments, and it's not worth trying to explain or argue with autistic faggots. You just move on and get tired of it.

>> No.12395987

>>12395956
Something without Gore, Laska or Manticore

>> No.12395992

>>12395987
The ride never ends, anon.

>> No.12395994

>>12395986
>everyone who disagrees with me is an autistic faggot
That's some top quality argumentation you've got going there.

>> No.12396000

>>12395987

Hahaha. As if.

I actually like his Manticore stuff, but really wish he drew the other girls now and then. I want to see him draw one of the undead chicks. Wight, Lich, Ghoul, I don't care, I just want more art of them.

>> No.12396001

>>12396000
Ghouls going all Kansen on some guy?

>> No.12396002

>>12395956

A ghoul affectionately licking a nervous guy all over

>> No.12396004

>>12396002

That would be kind of gross, when you think about it.
>having some cold, decomposing tongue run itself all over you
Even if DEMONIC ENERGY prevented her from rotting, she'd still probably have breath that could cut steel.

>> No.12396006

>>12396004
Don't forget all the diseases she would have.

>> No.12396011

>>12396004
Ghouls aren't undead. They're demonic.

>> No.12396017

>>12396011
>[citation needed]

Ghouls have always been undead. Hell, what people call zombie today is old school ghoul.

>> No.12396039

>>12396017
"Ghouls ares a type of demonic spirit found in Arabic mythology and folklore but has also become a word used to describe a number of unrelated undead monsters"
>mfw ghouls are kebabs

>> No.12396040

>>12395994
I didn't want to go into it properly because it's probably not worth the time but okay.

Short version, what is a Manticore? A worthless pile of misappropriation.
Lion: Pride, power, leadership
Scorpion: Venom, sadism (via pain)
Bat: Flying, fear
The word Manticore literally translates maneater, mythical beasts that kidnapped people and left no trace of them.

Now the problem.

>Not everyone follows MGE logic!
This isn't from MGE, this is basic concepts of the beasts and real-world mythology. KC already did this basic math and worded it to his world so people who want to fap over mythology don't have to think about basic creativity.

>Muh unique personality!
No, placid moeshit is not a unique personality. It's not doing anything remotely creative or inspired, it's writing generic bandwagon first and monster features second, or third. It might aswell just be about normal girls but remembering to throw in that the feature exists validates it as a monster girl.

Of course you CAN create unique and interesting characters while following basic principles of what makes them, and this is why there's nothing to disagree on. Of course you don't have to write them all exactly the same, that's just as much uninspired garbage as anything else. Respecting basics doesn't make them "all the same", but that's the response you'll always get. So either it's shitposting or they're actually so fucking stupid that they can't differentiate between two extremes as "not all the same".

>I know, I'll just deflect and shitpost about them being mad that it's not their waifu!
See original point. Not worth the effort to begin with when people like Bob are either this fucking stupid or intentionally shitposting for validation. Same old shit just grinds on until it just gets disgusting to associate with, bringing us to the hate for Cheshire, Manticore, Bob and to an extent, .less.

>> No.12396043

>>12396039
I know no pity, I know only that kebab must be removed.

>> No.12396046

>>12396040
While I'm impressed you went through the trouble to write that, I didn't ask for it. I am not arguing with you. Please stop wasting your time.

>> No.12396055

>>12396046
>Please stop wasting your time.
It keeps happening. That's the usual thought process, and it felt like I was, but I don't know, my hands were moving on their own.

I guess it was good to get off my chest anyway. Sorry.

>> No.12396063

>>12396055
Look here mate. You don't like it that people have made cute, tomboy Manticores? You want Manticores to go back to the sadistic beasts they were in the public eye? Then make such Manticores compelling. Arguments are not going to change anyone's preferences. Calling people autistic faggots is going to change their preferences even less. Write stories about monstrous Manticores. Draw pictures of monstrous Manticores. Just don't sperg, for the love of all that is holy.

>> No.12396065

>>12396046
That's impossible because everyone's time here is worthless.

>> No.12396067

>>12396039

You sure that's not ghasts? Ghasts aren't ghouls. Ghouls have at least been used as undead in Eastern European folklore since before the crusades.

But then that stuff is awfully muddled in translation too. I'm probably the only person here that still has neighbors that talk about haints.

>> No.12396069

>>12396039

MGE Ghoul is an undead, though.

But she is dark skinned, so maybe KC did the research...

>> No.12396073

>>12396067
The crusades weren't the first exposition into the middle east.

What the fuck is a haint? My dad talks about forerunners a lot though.

>> No.12396079

>>12396073

Is he the master chief?

>> No.12396104

>>12395610
Find a monstergirl that doesn't want to enslave your mind.
Alternatively find a religion that doesn't want to enslave your mind, but good fucking luck. If that were me in that scenario I'd spend all my young years sneaking into the library getting cultured as fuck. Then I'd adventure to the nearest haunted castle and proceed to woo the gown off the resident wight.

>> No.12396109

>>12396104
>Why good sir, I do believe you are trying to seduce me!
Wight playing hard to get?

>> No.12396112

>>12396073

Haints haunt man. It's a catchall for something ephemeral looking for a place to haunt. And don't get me started on weird shit to protect against them, like haint blue.

>> No.12396119

>>12396104

>Wight
>the most pretentious and snobby of all the MGs.
>thinks she's hot shit even when a Lich could probably mindbreak her in seconds due to being the true master of the dead

Eh, I suppose its a step up from Manticore. To each his own, I guess.

>> No.12396120

>>12396112
I've only ever heard that word used in South Park.
>I do believe this town is hainted!

>> No.12396138

>>12396063
>Then make such Manticores compelling.
This is a really good point. I used to bitch about the constant mantiwhore posting because I couldn't fathom how people could straight up prefer sadistic bitches as a long term partner. But now that I think about it, they didn't. They didn't prefer that, they, maybe delusional, maybe not, substituted that reality with their own cutsie soft-core dom manticore. I mean I would have to argue that that still is not a manticore in anything but name, but I guess I can sorta see the attraction.

>> No.12396146

>>12396119
Where do you even pull this from? In no way does the entry imply this, and as if centuries of introspection with your few undead servants doesn't serve to mature the mind. You've got to remember that they're chosen from nobility and heroes. What lich or whatever goes "HEY YOU'RE A PRETENTIOUS SNOBBY DICKBAG. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IMMORTAL" This is worse than forcing that whole french wight thing, wherever the fuck that came from.

>> No.12396151

>>12396146
>French Wight
>Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Yes indeed.

>> No.12396162

>>12396146

Liches in most media are generally the most powerful undead who command undead armies, wights are generally just zombified kings.
Since KC has just slightly twisted western fantasy into porn, I assumed it worked roughly the same way.
I didn't think Liches killed their servants anyway, I just thought they could make the dead into undead/control already existing undead.

Basically, I thought the power level for undeads was:
Lich > Wight > Zombie types like Ghouls > those frail skeletons

Or maybe I play too many videogames.

>> No.12396163

>>12396151
Egh. It just occurred to me that in MGE universe, most girls would be easy enough for this line to work. Hell, some you could probably just wink at. Don't even need to sound autistic in french.

>> No.12396166

>>12396162
No, your hierarchy is right.

>> No.12396169

>>12396146

I think the French Wight thing was from Lanternon's story, possibly.
All I know is it makes them even more annoying.

>> No.12396173

>>12396166

So in other words, A Lich could easily tell the uppity Wight to shut up and bend over, so to speak?

>> No.12396176

>>12396173
Yes. A Lich is as badass as an Undead will get.

>> No.12396177

>>12396162
>Being a king
>In this economy
Heh, seriously though, maybe, once a time when killing all humans was a thing. But with miss fucks-a-lotta-dick on the dick-throne, I imagine they would have dismissed the vast majority of servants barr the few that genuinely enjoy being there, and would seek their husbando in private solace. I mean think about it. You have an entire army at your beck and call, which not only have you lost the drive to terrorise and plunder, and can now think mainly only of dick, your entire standing army would rather be a laying army. ( I spent a few minutes thinking up that one) It just doesn't make sense to have a massive sorta thing. Unless you compile it all into one giant thing. Like a necropolis. rather, The Necropolis.

>> No.12396178

>>12396169

No, it's because of Morticia Adams. Gomez used to be a very popular reaction image on here.

"That's French Tish. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO ME."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIC2aMlqEZk

>> No.12396182

>>12396173
I think it depends. I mean generally, you're right but I think a weak lich would loose to a souped-up wight. Like, I don't think there's such a power gap between the two that one overcoming the other is unthinkable. Just highly unlikely. And honestly that seems to fit the theme of KCs world. Even a mindless zombie, that cannon fodder of yore, that sleeps around often enough can eventually become a wight.

>> No.12396183

>>12396177
>The Necropolis
Does it float?

>> No.12396189

>>12396177
Dammit. I had a picture and a story to go with the Necropolis from Fire Sea.

>> No.12396191

Regardless of power level, undead types a shit.
>cold
>and I mean freezing cold
>imagine sticking your cock in a tight ice box
>wow. how erotic.
>also, diseases
>probably smells fucking horrible, too

I will never understand the appeal of undead MGE characters.

>> No.12396193

>>12396183
honestly I prefer the image from that Fable Lost chapters DLC. In fact I fucking love it. The whole scene the atmosphere everything about that necropolis strokes my fantasy boner. That's where I imagine my Wight to be lurking, with a few loyal servants in the mist. Or that place, Dunharrow in LotR. The kinda place where yes it could be populated to the fuck house, but you would generally walk through it mostly unnoticed because most of the spirits spend eternity in their own little worlds. Unless a man an elf and a dwarf walk into a mountain.

>> No.12396198

>>12396182

KC needs to redraw zombie to fit in with his current style.

In fact, KC needs to redraw most of his old shit. I want to see a well drawn, HR werewolf.

>> No.12396200

>>12396191
>Not wanting to warm her up with your own body heat
>Diseases
Aren't they dictated by some kinda elemental. You can't even drown in MGE because posiedon or whateveer just sends you a nymph to tenderly rape you back up to the surface to breathe.

>> No.12396207

>>12396200

>maintaining an erection whilst its stuck in a freezing cold hole
>cuddling an undead during the winter, when you're already freezing and just want to get warm

The first one is blatantly going to be answered with DEMONIC ENERGY, SON! But the second is a lot harder.

>> No.12396210

>>12396207
The answer to the second is MAMONO MANA

>> No.12396211

>>12396207
This is why I prefer beastman type MGs.

>> No.12396212

>>12396200

>all the gods in the MGE world are super loving and will never let you die, even the god of war
>but the Order god demands you die

I know I shouldn't be overthinking porn, but fucking seriously?

>> No.12396213

>>12396212
Monotheistic Gods are alone and go crazy?

>> No.12396214

>>12396207
>its impossible to warm yourself with anything but another person

>> No.12396215

>>12396211

This. I want to be tightly cuddled up to by a tall, tomboyish werewolf.

>> No.12396219

>>12396212
> the only God that understands Darwinism is the one that created all the species from the ether
That's some sort of meta-irony right there.

>> No.12396220

>>12396214

But what I mean is that every cuddle is initially going to be creepy and uncomfortable.

>> No.12396224

>>12396207
With a zombie I'd agree with you. But she's old nobility. What kind of mansion doesn't have a fireplace? Also, I'm hot as a fucking furnace, put a blanket over me and you'll be toasty in under 10 minutes tops.

>> No.12396225

>>12396215
excellent taste. Tomboys are miracles of the universe, and werewolves and direwolves are God-tier beastmen. A Jinko is fine too.

>> No.12396226

>not wanting to bask with your cold-blooded reptile-fu in the tropics
Plebs know nothing about the true value of warmth.

>> No.12396227

>>12396138
Pretty much. "Dat grin" was popular, but core concept not so much. Rather than try to adapt and work with or leave it, it just gets stripped entirely for sake of the name. It's a pretty common issue in writing but shows up worse in stuff like this.

>>12396063
Yeah, it was mostly to explain why the situation is as it is. Lead by example is great, but there's the issue of exposure and attention that makes it an uphill struggle.

Thinking about it a little, tomboy is kind of okay, given the right circumstance. It'd be the sort of delinquent tomboy in charge of an infamous gang that gives off an intimidating aura. Seeing the fear in everyone's faces as they distanced themselves from drawing her attention would fuel the perpetual shit-eating grin. Her idea of romance would be stalking the guy, perhaps roughing him up, letting him think he could escape her before cornering him in an alley and slowly bearing down on him for the hottest, dirtiest sex ever. There's still pride, power and sadism in that without making her a placid maid or some shit to "not be MGE".

>> No.12396228

>>12396220
>But what I mean is that every cuddle is initially going to be creepy and uncomfortable.
Good.
I can't heartboner if everything is comfy and A-OK from the get-go.
It's the process of becoming familiar with each other that tugs at my feels

>> No.12396230

>>12396212

The other gods sound like cruel dicks.
What if you were suicidal and had nothing to live for? and no, pussy doesn't count as something to live for, get a fucking hobby Deruella

They'd force you to live in your bitter misery, that's what.

>> No.12396237

>>12396225

Jinkos are possibly too muscular. They wouldn't have many soft parts, and there would be a constant fear of them breaking you in half/slicing you up with those MASSIVE CLAWS.

>> No.12396240

>>12396227
>uphill struggle
The people who made Manticores into tomboys didn't bitch like that. That kind of attitude won't win people over to your cause.

>> No.12396241

>>12396162
A lich is a necromancer who had sealed their soul into an outside item, called a phylactery. They have dead bodies and eternal souls and can command any dead they raise.

>> No.12396242

>>12396220
I think you're severely lacking in biology lessons. Humans begin to shiver when they become cold. Shivering creates a shit tin of friction at the cost of energy, but if you're young and healthy who gives a fuck. Put a shivering person up against some one and you've like increased the heat generated a fuck of a lot. Add this to >>12396224
And you're not as cold as you would think. Besides even if you're in the middle of no where if you don't know how to build yourself a fire you deserve it. But what am I saying, with >>12396200
Some fire spirit would probably be like "Wut hypothermia? CAN'T HAVE THAT IN MUH CUDDLECUBE"

>> No.12396247

>>12396241
>a lich is a necromancer
No. A Lich doesn't have to be a Necromancer. Any magician can become a Lich.

>> No.12396258

>>12396237
>too muscular
too muscular are bulky orc women. Jinkos don't have huge frames, and I really like their six packs. The BIG MEATY CLAWS are a valid concern for me as well. But you'd have a hot cat woman who can go into heat on cue when she thinks your turned on, and hunt for food when she's not riding your baloney pony.

>> No.12396259

>>12396242

>lacking biology lessons

It has been a long time since I left school.
But we're still talking about a corpse that doesn't generate heat anyway, right? Even if I'm wrong its still creepy as fuck and I just wouldn't be able to relax.

>> No.12396264

>>12396227

The funny thing is Manticore quite literally translates into "man-eater".

But nobody likes a Manticore who's as much of a sadist as they are in MGE.

>> No.12396268

>>12396264
>Manticore means man-eater
Whoah-oh here she comes, she's a man-eater~

>> No.12396269

>>12396264
>But nobody likes a Manticore who's as much of a sadist as they are in MGE.

I would post a "Don't underestimate Masochists!" screencap from Sabagebu but we're at image limit, so just imagine I did

>> No.12396272

>>12396230
>Run off to the mose desolate place you can find
>Completely along, ultra excited to leave behind your life of rape and sex-venom addiction.
>You look down at your corpse, blue from asphyxiation, stained in the blood of every slit artery, grinning in satisfaction.
>You turn to the last doorway you'll ever walk through, the door to the afterlife
>Sexy grimreaper standing before it ready to rape you
>"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"
>>12396247
>Splitting hairs
Not him but any soul-work is a form of necromancy.
>>12396259
Corpse doesn't generate heat, but you do. that's what I'm sayin'. And one human can surely keep itself warm enough for himself and some room-temp soft flesh. Maybe not in the biting winds, but you're on a fucking fur rug infront of the fireplace. And if you've consumed enough vintage wine, you won't even feel the cold.
>creepy
Mainly overridden by the dick wanting but maybe the undead aren't your thing. Then it just falls to "'each to their own". In which case I guess our little debate ends here.

>> No.12396274

>>12396268
Watch out boys, she'll chew you up

I laughed. well played.

>> No.12396275

>>12396264
More like MantiVORE, Am I right guys?

>> No.12396276

>>12396259
I think you're going overboard with the "cold" thing, anon.
Undead MGs will be at whatever temperature your room happens to be, not "oh shit muh dick has frozen off". You want to complain about cold, complain about glacies or yuki-onna. Or hell, mermaids. The sea's pretty cold.

But undead will be no colder than the cold-blooded reptiles, so lizard-girl or lamia will give you exactly the same problem.

>>12396264
>But nobody likes a Manticore who's as much of a sadist as they are in MGE.
Speak for yourself

>> No.12396279

>>12396264
>who's as much of a sadist as they are in MGE
They are sadists in that they enjoy fucking with their victims' heads, but they're just as averse to actually harming them as any other monster girl there.

>> No.12396282

>>12396275
Don't give a certain drawfag any ideas.

>> No.12396283

>>12396274
We need Less to draw a cute, tomboy Manticore singing this at karaoke while slightly tipsy.

>> No.12396286

>>12396264

Its kind of funny, because even the threadcanon about tomboy manticores who only act tough makes no sense when you look at the tail. Its covered in painful spikes loaded with super - date rape drugs, you can't get more sadistic than that.

but I do like the idea of a sweet and gentle Manticore who can't find a guy due to her species reputation. Every new potential husband that runs screaming at the sight of her just worsens her depression I would writefag it, but jesus fuck we've got enough Manticore content already.

>> No.12396292

>>12396283
I'm sure .less will get around to drawing manticores in every possible configuration and situation

>> No.12396295

>>12396247
Necromancy at its basest is soul fuckery.

When someone masters the magic of soul manipulation, by practicing on the dead, they transfer their own soul into something else.

If you want to become a lich, you have to be a necromancer first. Even if your a genius, mastery doesn't come naturally.

>> No.12396296

>>12396292
But I want this configuration and situation to be the next one.

>> No.12396297

>>12396283
>>12396274
>>12396268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzJoWR1Vu80

>> No.12396299

>>12396268

Fuck you now I can't unhear Daryll Hall and John Oates, and now can't stop laughing.

>>12396269

Yeah, because people would want to read a story where the Manticore literally mindbreaks the guy.

>That's right, i'm going to eat you, and leave nothing behind~
>You're quite pathetic, aren't you, thrusting your hips like a monkey into my tail
>It's okay, it's okay~ My poison eats your mind and body, and eventually you'll never want to leave~
>Ah? The locals in that little village? They've worked with my pride and sisters for the longest time.
>We've come to the agreement of them feeding us nice little wet-behind-the-ears hunters like you from the Order~
>After all, you simpletons can't hope to compete with us. You're like kittens being weened on a mother's milk compared to a lion.
>Stop moaning, put your hips into it.
>I've got to properly train you, it seems.

>> No.12396300

I want to bone a skeleton

>> No.12396303

>>12396286
I think manticores would make sex boring. Eventually you wouldn't be able to getoff untill you were doped up to the fucking balls on manticore rape drug. And then your relationship falls apart.
>She tries to be cute and flirty
Whatever hun just jab me so we can fuck
>She has a bad day, wants to snuggle into you
This is nice I guess, but are you going to jab me now?
>She wants to try some new stuff with you
completely limp dicked because you don't have that ultracocktail of venom coarsing through you. It's link your brain has rewired the stimulus for erection to only be venom, and doesn't recognise anything else.

>> No.12396309

>>12396286
>Its covered in painful spikes loaded with super - date rape drugs, you can't get more sadistic than that
Sure you could, if she actually used the spiked tail to beat the shit out of you instead of just injecting the venom into you with one of the spikes, and if the venom didn't cloud out most of the pain from the spike quite quickly, or if they actually didn't give a shit about your well-being and made those spikes badly maim you.
I think people really overestimate their sadism. Hell, Thunderbirds are described as being sadistic in MGE and they never hurt you at all.

>> No.12396310

>>12396303
> It's link your brain has rewired the stimulus for erection to only be venom, and doesn't recognise anything else.
Well it works for the shirohebi.
From the manticore's point of view that pretty much sounds like 'All according to keikaku'

>> No.12396311

>>12396299
>Yeah, because people would want to read a story where the Manticore literally mindbreaks the guy.
If it's anything like your little greentext I would. Are you agreeing with me?

>>12396303
It might make sex boring, but I just as you don't need to have sex 24/7 in a relationship, you wouldn't need venom all the time to enjoy her teasing. In a way, it's the ultimate tease. Making you beg for a shot of venom on your knees, chuckling at how pathetic you are. Makes me shiver just thinking of it.

>> No.12396314

>>12396240
Well original point way back was that images validate and create opinions a lot more strongly than any amount of words. Considering that and that .less hates female dominance while being the only really consistent drawfag with any exposure, it's never going to happen. You could write it, and x people would enjoy it, but nothing would change, and no, that's not "being defeatist". The whole thing wasn't about whether or not you can do something to contrary but why things are the way they are and how ingrained it is in the general consensus and why people are sick of seeing Manticore at all.

I even explained how tomboy isn't so bad if done right in that post, but yeah, far easier to gloss over or miss words than reposted images and a higher volume of content and ideals acting against it.

>> No.12396315

>>12396311
>Are you agreeing with me?
See, somebody underestimated the masochists. I want that story too.

>> No.12396316

>>12396286

I remember telling Bourbon about a stupid idea with a gay bartender dealing with the lamentations of MG customers.

>Thunderbird complains about how her husband can't get an erection without electro-therapy stimulus

"Well hon, looks like your relationship needs a little less zap and a little more zing~"

>Manticore complains about guys running from her because of the tailpussy and her species reputation

"Beggars can't be choosers, girl. I know for a fact that that dashing little highlander over there just loves a woman who could sweep him off his feet~ Oh man look at his little legs in that kilt~"

>> No.12396320

>>12396316
>gay
And the MGs don't just rape him why?

>> No.12396321

>>12396314
Then here's what I think: It Has To Be This Way.

>> No.12396322

>>12396309
>Hell, Thunderbirds are described as being sadistic in MGE and they never hurt you at all.
Getting blasted with a thousand volts of paralytic lightning and then having your pelvis pounded into the floor by a giant crazed rape-bird doesn't count as "hurt" to you?
I mean, sure, MAMONO MANA, but the fact that it causes no lasting damage doesn't preclude her from schadenfreud'ing at your electrical spasms or forced ejaculations.

>> No.12396324

>shirohebi
But they're the worst of all!
>all other mamono will give up if you're strong willed enough/just keep fighting them off as a sobbing wreck every time they want to fuck
>but not this bitch
>yandere as fuck
>will constantly follow you everywhere no matter what you say or do
>and at the end of the day, if her most heartfelt displays of love fail and you still are begging her to go away, she'll just bite you and make you hers the lazy way

They're nightmare fuel. I've never had a stalker in real life, but I've had dreams about such things chasing me and it was not fun.

>> No.12396325

>>12396320
Because one doze of MAMONO MANA on a gay guy and BAM, no dick.

>> No.12396326

>>12396321
STANDING

>> No.12396327

>>12396326
ON THE EDGE

>> No.12396328

>>12396320
The fact that MGs are asking for advice on men instead of constantly raping them tells that these MGs aren't as rapey as MGE canon.

>> No.12396329

>>12396311
Different strokes. I guess your stroke is... just not being stroked. Seriously thought please tell me you're not into orgasm denial. The dumbest fetish if I've ever heard one.
>You're so hard, and throbbing I can almost see the cum backed up
>Lets not do anything about that
If I wanted to be hard and not cum, I'd... I dunno. Do something that achieves that. Like watch porn in public I guees. Or something equally stupid. My post sort of fell to shit here becuase I literally cannot into even this

>> No.12396330

>>12396321
Heh, I just remembered something funny, too. This whole thing is basically saying "Even now, there is hope for Manticore", and the other side saying "There are no heroes left in Manticore".

That's pretty much it.

>> No.12396331

>>12396322
They're extremely sexually aggressive, but the profile still states that their electric shocks feel pleasurable. So the only thing that'd hurt a little would be her madly mashing her pelvis against yours.

>> No.12396338

>>12396330
I'm arguing that if people like tomboy Manticores then that's what they should be. Popular opinion dictates the memetic mutation of myths. Yeah.

>> No.12396341

>>12396329
Did I say orgasm denial? I said being teased by my woman. Not tying something around my dick and not letting me cum, but having her whisper sweet nothings into my ear and watch me blush.

>> No.12396342

>>12396326

HERE

>> No.12396365

>>12396342
I RE A LISE

>> No.12396369

>>12396365
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
...why are we doing this?

>> No.12396388

>>12396369

I don't know, maybe we're just TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

>> No.12396392

>>12396369
Because IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

>> No.12396399

>>12396392
RIGHT OR WRONG

>> No.12396402

>>12396341
Good. And no you didn't but You never know, sorry for wanting to be sure. And
>teased
I think you don't really grasp the concept of addiction. Or the severity of the situation. Unless you do, but that's not what I'd call teasing, As I understand it, it wouldn't be some sort of pet play where you beg and whatever and do the deed then hop up and are like "Hey wana come grab a bit to eat?" It's more like you have shakes and spasms untill she relents, and aftwards you're clinging to her because she is literally the only thing between you and the gibbering useless wreck you would be without her. And hey if you're all into sadists, nothing stops her from leaving one day. Imagine the thrill of rocking up in town one day, seeing your ex a gibbering homeless wrack and smirking to yourself because you put him there.

>> No.12396406

>>12396388
I would suggest we stop, BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

>> No.12396411

>>12396303
I've never really found being enslaved by addiction to be hot. Especially since addiction broke family apart.

>> No.12396414

>>12396324
>all other mamono will give up if you're strong willed enough/just keep fighting them off as a sobbing wreck every time they want to fuck
No they don't.

>> No.12396422

>>12396338
I guess my problem with it is that there are plenty of MGE monstergirls out there who are *already* light-dom tomboys (dhampir? lizardman? amazoness? minotaur?). Sure, we go wherever the memes take us, but I can't for the life of me figure out why manticore, of all things, became the threads' go-to gal to fill the tomboy niche, when there's all the others that, y'know, actually ARE tomboys already in their original incarnation.
There's an inexplicable disconnect between her profile and the prevailing threadcanon, that hasn't really happened for any other MG, with the possible exception of Wurm.

>> No.12396427

>>12396414
If you manage to make it through all the drugs and MONOMO MANA and your dick is still limp and you're still sobbing for mother I think they would.

>> No.12396432

>>12396422
>Wurm
>disconnect between her profile
Explain!

>> No.12396434

>>12396422
Wurm mad Wurm not appreciated for her intellectual pursuits! Wurm more than just another pretty face! Wurm not even blonde!

>> No.12396437

>>12396328
MGC has always been shorthand for "out of character".

>> No.12396442

>>12396437
>out of character
Such is life in Monster Girl City, where your husband is everybody's husband!

>> No.12396443

>>12396414

As if a monster girl would be happy with a lifetime of a sobbing, hysterical wreck trying to fight them off/escape constantly. I know KC's world is all rape = happiness, but we all know that's bullshit. If mamono appeared in our world there would be mass panic, and pretty much all of their captured "husbands" would try to escape all the time.

They just want to be loved, and I know that if I were to be placed with say, and Arachne, neither of us would be happy with the results.

>> No.12396445

>>12396434
I love Wurm.
I love her so very dearly, so very much.
I want to cuddle her and tell her everything is okay, and that no matter what, I will always stand by her side.
Then I want to make a model railway set with her

>> No.12396446

>>12396445
Would she wear a conductor's hat? Because that would be cute.

>> No.12396447

>>12396445
I want to use Wurm as an excuse to play with legos. I'm too old to do it on my own and my sister's kids are too dumb to put any effort into it.

>> No.12396448

>>12396422
If you're talking about the simpleminded Wurm, then, no, its perfectly connected to her entry
>However, their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple, and basically all they think about is mating with human males.
Unles the rarelyposted smart wurm is what you're talking about. But thats not really a cannon

>> No.12396452

>>12396446
You're damn right it would.
I was more thinking of her laying down in the middle and pretending to be a Kaiju, talking and growling at all the little houses

>>12396447
This guy gets it. But don't use her as an excuse; use lego as an excuse to bond with her.

>> No.12396453

>>12396432
>>12396448
Profile is that she's boulder-smashingly violent with a wild beast's preoccupation for reproduction.
Threadcanon is that she's an adorable puppy-like retard who can't understand puns and doesn't know her own strength.

>> No.12396457

>>12396447

Just play minecraft. Ignore all the
>autism
shit about it and just do it. Its like playing with videogame legos, only with monsters and stuff to find. It doesn't even matter if you play the console versions, its still a massive and fun waste of time regardless.

I wish they made a monster girl mod for it.

>> No.12396461

>>12396437
>MGC has always been shorthand for "out of character".
That's actually quite a succinct assessment.

>> No.12396462

>>12396457
Why would I want to play Autism Online when I could be holding real bricks in my hand, feeling the satisfying clicks as they join together?

>> No.12396463

>>12396453
Ah. Well then yeah. But It's just another case of people not wanting to see what they don't like. Can you imagine living with an insane bouldersmashing beast? You fall asleep on a rock and she's on the other side of it she'll level the entire cave to find you. And that'll probably get you crushed to death by rocks. So make her an adorable moetard.

>> No.12396464

>>12396457
>play minecraft
I do, what do you take me for?
>asking Wurm girlfriend to play Minecraft, then telling her about Herobrine.

>> No.12396466

>>12396443
>As if a monster girl would be happy with a lifetime of a sobbing, hysterical wreck trying to fight them off/escape constantly
The sadistic ones like manticores would probably like it.

>> No.12396467

>>12396453

And occasionally works in a library, which she is poorly suited to and only seems to be there because people thought the word play would be funny.

>> No.12396469

>>12396466
No one truly gets by with 0 affection. No one truly.

>> No.12396474

>>12396462

>playing Minecraft online
Holy shit, never do that! If you must play online, do it with friends.
>wanting real lego instead
I hear you. I wish I was young enough to play with it again.

But Wurm really isn't my sort of thing. She's too stupid for her own good, I just don;t find it cute.

>> No.12396475

>>12396474
Wurm not stupid! Wurm never put shoes in the wrong feet or leave shoelaces untied!

>> No.12396478

>>12396475
I laughed

>> No.12396479

>>12396466

They only like the fear during sex, and even then its implied they just like power play. Having a man constantly weeping at their feet would probably be heart breaking for them.

>> No.12396480

>>12396475
Good Wurm, good Wurm. Who's a good Wurm? Who wants a treat?

>>12396474
>I wish I was young enough to play with it again
Nobody is stopping you. There's no age police.

>> No.12396481

>>12396475
you cant wurm her way out of youre reputation

>> No.12396484

>>12396311
>>12396315

You guys need to stop giving me the impression my ideas aren't as stale as a year old baguette.

After all, only Bob is allowed to bake fresh soda bread like the poor Welshman he is.

>> No.12396489

>>12396480
> reading the wurm profile again
> their major turn-on is belly-rubs
Hello there, boner

>> No.12396491

>>12396484
Bob is a welshman?
And he hasn't written a weresheep story?

>> No.12396493

So, what about KC making horror movie villains/monsters into MGE entries?

>That thing from Jeepers Creepers
>only wakes up every few years before it flies around looking for a man
>if it finds one neither of the two are ever seen again
>rumoured to be hiding in one of the mineshafts dotted around the area it lives in
>even if killed, will revive next season and continue her hunt.

>> No.12396494

>>12396491

He might as well be with the amount of self-importance he has and his rampant shit taste.

Only a Welshman would be that horrible.

>> No.12396496

>>12396489
How did you not know that? It's one of the best things about them if you're the kind of guy who wants to lick and stroke girl's navels like I do.

>> No.12396499

>>12396491

Thanks to this I will not be able to stop reading Laska's characters in a Welsh accent. Fuck you.

>> No.12396517

>>12396496
I couldn't into navel fetish until about a year ago, and then suddenly, in some kind of erotic Road to Damascus moment, they became massive fetish fuel to me pretty much overnight.
I don't know what happened, but I'm glad that it did.

>> No.12396519

>>12396491
Bob lives in Wales.

Shit, you should have told me this sooner. I would've driven there to film me punching him in the dick for all of you, a few days back.

>> No.12396525

>>12396519
But I don't want you to punch Bob in the dick!

>> No.12396528

>>12396525
whereas I would pay much money for it to happen.

>> No.12396531

>>12396525
Where would you like me to punch him, then?

>> No.12396532

>>12396528
But why? The man has brought us a great deal of entertainment for free! We should be thanking him!

>> No.12396537

>>12396532
If you call shitposting entertainment....

>> No.12396538

>>12396531
No punching, hugs only!

>> No.12396551

>>12396537
As much as futacat disgusts me, The Big Bad Wolf made me diamonds, as ashamed as I am to admit.

>> No.12396552

>>12396537

The only shitty thing Bob has done is create futaCheshire.
Everything else is ok/pretty good.
Well, there is the Less corruption, but that's more of Less' fault for dressing like that. He was totally asking for it.

>> No.12396556

>>12396552

>Implying Laska isn't just a steaming pile of pandering shit

Okay, sir.

>> No.12396557

>>12396538
Tell you what: I'll punch him in the dick and then congratulate him on corralling the majority of /mgt/'s slander towards himself. Then I'll run away before he calls the Police on me.

>> No.12396558

>>12396517
>Not appreciating every inch of a fine woman
Next you'll tell me you wouldn't even caress her tail or suckle on her fingers, perhaps not even sniff at her hair.

>> No.12396563

>>12396557
I just don't want to create a precedent for beating up writefags. After Bob, you'd come for me. N-not that I'm worried, I know karate. Yeah. You just stay away.

>> No.12396565

>>12396551
I liked it except for the pawjob part
Pawjobs are shit

>> No.12396571

>>12396565
It was the weakest part, yeah, the idea of a MG nightclub that waits for a guy to walk in, then gangrapes the shit out of him was pretty awesome. Anon is such a filthy slut.

>> No.12396574

>>12396563
>N-not that I'm worried, I know karate.
That means we can have a manly shirtless duel on top of some high place.

>> No.12396581

>>12396574
That doesn't sound too bad, actually. I guess you can go to Wales and do your thing then.

>> No.12396588

>>12396571
She should've just beaten him up and dragged his half-conscious, bleeding, battered body back to the club. Would've been way hotter.

>> No.12396595

>>12396588
Now that I don't agree with.

>> No.12396598

>>12396558

>Tell Wurm that you're gonna play a fun game today
>Spray whipped cream all over her stomach, she giggles that it feels cold
>Lick her across the stomach, rubbing gently near her navel
>She begins to fidget before grabbing on of your hands in that colossal claw and shoving it into her groin

... Mmyes.

>> No.12396600

>>12396581
>>12396588
>Going to Wales to reenact his Big Bad Wolf story with him as the victim

Actually, nevermind. He'd probably like it.

>> No.12396606

>>12396565
>not wanting to have your junk teased by soft, fluffy paws
Wasn't the best part but I liked it.
Only part I didn't like was the loli sphinx. Animal pussy is gross.

>> No.12396630

>>12396598
Seriously, before jumping into an /a/ thread about navels roughly a month back, I didn't even have a thing for that stuff.
But now, just the thought of it gives me a weird tingly feeling in my stomach.
Any writefags for a wurm navel-play story?

>> No.12396632

>>12396606
>Animal pussy is gross
That story had a description of a long direwolf tongue penetrating and fucking the MC's anus while he butt fucked a kitsune. What about animal pussy is grosser than that. I still fapped to it.

>> No.12396635

>>12396630
I feel tempted because it is relevant to my interests, but I'm otherwise engaged. Maybe do it yourself?

>> No.12396638

>>12396632
I'd consider bestiality to be grosser than rimjobs, personally.

>> No.12396641

>>12396598
9/10, bonus points for the foodplay

>>12396630
I'd imagine any Wurm stories would have a mention of it.

>> No.12396645

>>12396638
>rimjob
I wouldn't even call it a rimjob, it seemed closer to a prehensile dick fucking a butt.
>bestiality
doesn't count, it's a monstergirl. At least, that's what I tell myself.

>> No.12396646

>>12396635
I'd gladly, but I'm already down doing a slimegirl story one Anon's been waiting on for far too long.

>> No.12396647

>>12396632
>That story had a description of a long direwolf tongue penetrating and fucking the MC's anus while he butt fucked a kitsune. What about animal pussy is grosser than that. I still fapped to it.
Really? Fucking really? I mean, The kitsune buttsex I get, but the long tongue? wolves have an insane sense of taste/smell. All she gets is a mouthful of shit and all he gets is a rough slimy appendage up his arse. Who enjoys this shit?

>> No.12396657

>>12396647
Considering that dogs eat shit all the time, I don't think she cared.

>> No.12396662

>>12396647
Bob does. I do. that's why I'm ashamed. I couldn't stop reading with my dick in my hand.

>> No.12396666

>>12396641

Thanks, I guess?

>>12396630

Haven't really been in the writing mood as of late. Due to being more stale than The Simpsons and the fact that people probably wouldn't read anything involving a randomly generated MG from that wiki thing of "Random Page".

>> No.12396667

>>12396645
The sphinx segments in Big Bad Wolf and Escape from Monstergirl City just made me think Bob secretly wants to fuck animals. Or at least the smut seemed to focus way too much on the sensations from her animal body, the protagonist embracing it and burying his face in it, etc
That shit was legitimately creepy and it made me wonder if there is something actually wrong with Bob

>> No.12396679

>>12396667
Like how Alpanon's smut seemed to focus on the male anatomy?

>> No.12396680

>>12396667
That's equivalent to thinking you want to fuck 3DPD lolis just because they make your dick happy in 2D

>> No.12396683

>>12396667
it's smut involving a women who are like cats. I don't know anything about cat's vaginas, but if these monstergirls have cat characteristics, why wouldn't the Sphinx have a cat like vagina. the Vengeance story with the S and M Centaurs have graphic descriptions of horsepussy and snake cloaca as well, even describing the tightening of horse pussy, and a disgusting ammonia smell of snake cloaca.

>> No.12396688

>>12396680
I havent read the work in question but I think there's a line between "This loli pussy feels good" and "this pussy feels good because of its a loli" The second leaning heavier towards irl pedophilia. Similarly to descriptions of bestiality. There's a diff. between "horsepussy feels good" and "this pussy feels good precisely because it is that of a horses."

>> No.12396694

>>12396683
>I don't know anything about cat's vaginas
Then I shall teach you! A cat has a smaller vagina than an animal of it's size would normally have. Combined with the spiky dick of the male, this makes cat mating quite the process indeed!

>> No.12396696

>>12396683
It's not just about the vagina, it's about how much Bob went on about how nice and kind of ticklish her fur feels, how warm she is, the feeling of her paws wrapping around you while you fuck her, and basically entirely ignoring her human part in favor of the animal one.

>> No.12396699

>>12396694
Plague pls leave.

>> No.12396704

>>12396696
I'd reread to confirm, but I better not.

>> No.12396711

>>12396699
>plague
I'm just a guy who happens to own a few cats who get it on even with the male neutered.

>> No.12396713

>>12396688
What if you think there's a kind of kinky thrill about a monster girl using her animal-like features to get you off, but don't feel any attraction toward regular animals?

>> No.12396718

>>12396713
Then you're in denial

>> No.12396728

>>12396704
Pansy.

http://pastebin.com/RXYWAw18

>line 87
>Her pawpads were surprisingly supple and silky, and she moved her digits in just the right way to stroke my flaccid shaft and tumble my balls at the same time.

>line 107
>Her paws resume their tender ministrations, stroking and tugging and teasing and playing. I was utterly powerless. She was raping my throat with her thick tongue and laughing about it. Her paws, that should have been horrifying things that maimed and killed, felt so good – so soft. The little tufts of fur that grew between each pad tickled and caressed, overloading me with sensation.

>line 253
>The pressure on her asshole builds and builds and then finally she begins to open, granting me entrance to the soft, hot confines within. She lets out a happy moan and all her tails wrap around my arms and body, holding me in their fluffy embrace. The soft fur is warm and almost silken, finer than any blanket or jacket or anything else I’ve experienced.

>>12396711
That's basically a perfect description of Plague right there.

>> No.12396729

>>12396696
Most writers have to have gone through an experience to write about it convincingly. Did his description of fucking the animal parts of a monstergirl seem realistic? Same reason I can write convincing stories that fall to shit once I try to involve any meaningful relationships ;_;. The only good one Involving wives and partners was when I basically compiled a list of everything I never had.

>> No.12396735

>>12396718
So the only "true" way to love monster girls is to love them despite their monstrous features? That doesn't seem right.
I just find an exotic sort of attractiveness in those features as part of a monster girl. The fact that they're non-human features adds to the thrill for me, but that thrill would just turn to disgust if the human element wasn't present.

>> No.12396736

>>12396728
Well I'm not Plague.
>>12396729
It's okay, you have us!

>> No.12396737

>>12396728
>Pansy
I'm trying not to fap.
yeah, it seems pretty weird. Although I fully support the third example, because fluffy is justice, and nothing specifically lewd is happening with the fluffy tails.

>> No.12396739

>>12396728
Yeah, Bob is definitely either a furry or an animal fucker. Possibly both.

>> No.12396741

>>12396735
You can "like" the monster parts all you want as long as you don't feel any sexual arousal from them.

>> No.12396744

>>12396729

This is indeed a problem. Its hard to writefag smut if all you know about it is porn, even if its real amateur couples sex tapes you find online.
So I basically just read the other writefags smut for pointers

>> No.12396746

>>12396741
This man is not a true monster girl lover.

>> No.12396747

>>12396744

>reading my shit at all

Please don't, it's worse than Bob's shit.

If anything read LDR's since they've supposedly done this professionally.

>> No.12396748

>>12396739

Welsh. Its all I'm saying.

>> No.12396751

>>12396735
>So the only "true" way to love monster girls is to love them despite their monstrous features? That doesn't seem right.
I dunno man, this is something I've thought about a lot deeper than I probably should have. I guess it's wrong to truly love them untill they actually exist. It's a hard line between animal and human in reality, because reality, but when things that blurr that come into reality that hard line blurrs. And its hard to know how to feel about it unless its infront of you. I mean, do you get out of a relationship with a catgirl, and start linking 100% cats to the attraction you had to your ex? Then you get drunk and act on it and turn into that one anon that was hospitalised because he has a hissing pissed off cat spitted on the end of his dick. He got labeled a sex offender or some shit and had to leave town. Too many lines socially best left un crossed.

>> No.12396754

>>12396746
The point of monster girls is fear, danger and femdom, not jerking it to monster parts.

>> No.12396757

>>12396754
You can have all that with a yandere.

>> No.12396763

>>12396747
>worse than Bob's shit
Wait, who are you?

>> No.12396766

>>12396754
To further prove my point there are people who like submissive MGs. There's no fear danger or femdom in those.

>> No.12396770

>>12396754
>being this new

so what's the point of the monster parts, you can have a yandere and get the fear danger and femdom.

>> No.12396774

>>12396747

My writefagging is generally terrible anyway, I doubt anyone noticed a sudden dip in quality or anything.

>> No.12396777

>>12396757
I'm just saying that if, for instance, you claim to like lamias because you like their tails or their long tongues, rather than because you enjoy the thrill of being at the mercy of a terrifying yet sexy half-snake woman who's got you trapped in her coils, painfully tightening around you as she rapes you, possibly breaking bones every time she orgasms, then you're really missing the point of the fetish.
>>12396770
To look unsettling/creepy/inhuman, as a contrast to the sexy human parts. Basically as a reminder that what you're fucking isn't human, and also as tools for them to exert power over you.

>> No.12396781

>>12396728
Okay, so what exactly is the problem with any of those lines?

>> No.12396782

>>12396766
Personally, for me I get off to the taboo and the supernatural. I'm less interested in the animal girls as I am the supernatural girls. The undead and the succubi will always get me harder than your, dragon girl for example. I think a lot of this has to do with my rejection of christian teachings when I was young. Expecially succubi, for a while there I thought they were the shit. Now I see them as NTRing whores, but before that IT was all "This bitch will fuck you so good you'll cum SOULS. But this is bad. Don't wank and pray to jebus instead!" So, yeah. It's less about the animal side for me. My top girls are actually less monstrous in appearance that, say, a jobberwookie. But I still like me some Lamias. And spider girls lick arachne and ushi-oni give me fearboners.

>> No.12396790

>>12396777

I like them more for the fact that a monster girl is superior to you physically (and sometimes mentally), but she won't use her full strength, only enough to pin you down and gently fuck you into submission.
There's also that element of danger at full moons, where she's on full rape mode, and your feeble attempts at hiding or running aren't going to get you anywhere.

>> No.12396794

>>12396781
Don't shoot the messanger; I just ctrl-F'd words like "fluffy", "tickle" and "paw".

Ask >>12396739 for an in-depth analysis.

>> No.12396810

>>12396763

Why would you care who I am.

>> No.12396812

>>12396810
So I can pass judgement on whether you're horrible or not.
Don't worry, I'm Alp and you can't be worse than I am

>> No.12396815

>>12396812

Not that guy, but there are far worse writefags out there. You're pretty good.
Now I suck, but hey, I'm new to this

>> No.12396819

>>12396777
>>12396790
Don't get me wrong, I like all that stuff, but I don't think monster girls are pointsless without them.
In this doujin for instance:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/383893/4d3897789b/
There is no domination aspect. It's for most part an unconcious monster girl getting raped.

>> No.12396820

>Still Alive.
This thread is becoming so fat it should be put in Trader Anon's stories

>> No.12396821

>>12396815
>I'm new to this
See, now I have to find out who YOU are. so I can pass judgement on that, too.
>>12396820
Burn. I wish he came back though.

>> No.12396824

>>12396819
Z-ton is also an actual animal fucker.

>> No.12396832

>>12396812

A man who's skin is tallow and his heart porcelain.

That is what I am.

>> No.12396840

>>12396832
You're just teasing me now. J-jerk. It's not like I wanted to read your stuff anyway!

>> No.12396841

>>12396821

Eh, why the fuck not.
Punaldin. Like I said, I'm new to this, so prepare for suck.

>> No.12396844

>>12396841
Oh. I'll have you know I've been rooting for you since you started! I was there man.

>> No.12396851

>>12396821
But I am back, I'm just a lazy piece of shit.

>> No.12396852

>>12396819
Using Z-ton to prove a point with all those horse pussy doujins he's done really isn't doing anything in your favor.

>> No.12396853

>>12396840

Then maybe you should look up British slang nomenclature and go from there.

>> No.12396857

>>12396824
Is Okayado an animal fucker too? Here's more unconcious monster girl fucking
http://exhentai.org/s/5a82c078a1/87966-1

>> No.12396858

>>12396851
Lazy or no, you're not back until you're back in the saddle, know what I'm saying dog?
...though now I feel bad I'm not writing right now.

>> No.12396861

>>12396852
Then refer to
>>12396857

>> No.12396863

This has to be the longest thread we have had so far.

>> No.12396866

>>12396857
>breaking his ribs and then squeezing down some more
>for 6 hours
Sex with a lamia must be hell.

>> No.12396867

>>12396863
We didn't listen, but Mrs. Bones said it. The ride never ends.

>> No.12396868

>>12396821
Hey Alp-senpai, do you want to know who I am?

I feel like such a douche for attention-whoring like this, but I also desperately want people to like me, and they have to see my stuff first.

>> No.12396873

>>12396866
Worth.

>> No.12396874

>>12396868
>Alp-senpai
Please never call me that again unless you want me to *notice* you. Now spill the beans.

>> No.12396875

>>12396324
Well, anon, that's when you beat her.
She won't like you very much after you do that, right?

>> No.12396877

>>12396873
Broken ribs hurt like hell man
And having someone push down on broken ribs? Nightmarish.

>> No.12396894

>>12396873
Won't you be in danger of having broken pieces of bone stab your soft squishy organs?

>> No.12396917

>>12395064
>>12395257
Why not just start them up again? We don't have to comply to /a/ "posting standards" in here, and it isn't like /jp/ is gonna hate us more just because we have a prose CYOA going in the thread. Anybody who disapproves of a Bromont adventure in thread is a liar, a charlatan, and is not my nigga.

>> No.12396924

>>12396874
http://pastebin.com/u/Silberschreitener

>> No.12396938

http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
New update for Spider and the Fly, in which we have some Slav Tiger back story. Line 539 for those who've been reading.

>> No.12396944

>>12396917
Honestly I've been musing it over
Question is how old school should we go?
Should we bring back the 1-2-3? Keep the choices on Strawpoll?

>> No.12396945

>>12396924
Ah, you. I remember you too. Kind of. When's this gonna continue?
>>12396917
I was actually planning on making a CYOA too, but then I remembered I promised I'd stick to one story at a time. Alas.

>> No.12396948

>>12396944
Strawpoll. Only way to go.

>> No.12396953

>>12396894
If I have to die to fuck one, so be it.

>> No.12396965

>>12396924
Okay, here's what I think. If your first story is going to be a big, epic fantasy thingamabob, you're in trouble. Maybe you can pull it off, but I couldn't. Good luck with that.

>> No.12396966

>>12396945
It'll continue when I finish ch4. So maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow night. Or when I decide to just post however much I have written on a day to day basis.


Would you mind offering suggestions?

>> No.12396976

>>12396938

Nice. Gonna read it soon.

>> No.12396978

>>12396924
I like what I'm reading.

>> No.12396979

>>12396966
Apart from>>12396965, not much. I'm not really much of a critic. I mean, this is written kind of... stiffly, in that it seems to be like you're going for serious comedy, but the comedy just doesn't come across, you know? Cut down on the eloquence, or do the exact opposite and add so much of it, it becomes downright silly. Fuck it, I'm horrible at helping people.

>> No.12396987

So since we're critiquing writefags, does anyone have any constructive criticism for an insecure Alp?

>> No.12396995

>>12396987
I won't lie, I don't dig your stuff, but the issue is more subject matter than anything else. You're actual writing is decent, I just think you have shit taste.

>> No.12397000

>>12396995
>You're
I need sleep

>> No.12397005

>>12396995
>shit taste
Be more specific please. In my defense, I'll point out my favorite Monster is Dragon.

>> No.12397006

>>12397005
It's the whole alp thing. I'm not a fan of shota in general. Dragons are solid though.

>> No.12397012

>>12397006
>not a fan of shota
Alps don't stay shota forever. There's that phase 3 to look forward to...

>> No.12397017

>>12396840

It was I.

Borrockusu

>> No.12397023

>>12397012
But then what? Elf lesdom? He gets turned out by the servants? It's just not what I'm into. Tia as a character is pretty kinky, though, but the idea of a dick and balls shrinking away plays on my fears in a big way.

>> No.12397026

>>12397023
>plays on my fears
Oh that is very much the point! In this version, Andrea isn't gay at all! The fruit will turn him into an Alp against his will, and it will be slow and humiliating. But there won't be any lesdom with Tia, don't worry.
In chapter 5 or more likely 6, Tia will leave town with them to go on an adventure

>> No.12397032

>>12397026
>adventure
against my better judgement, I will continue to read. I may still refer to your taste as shit, though

>> No.12397038

>>12397032
>shit taste
What would I have to do to make you happy? I have stuff planned I don't want to bring up now, but I might now be above pandering.

>> No.12397044

>>12397038
>now
Not*

>> No.12397048

>>12395664
It sounds like a traditional premise, the execution would have to account for everything though.

If you simply write, "I'm a human transfer student who finds himself inside a school of monsters, misunderstands them at first, then gradually comes to love and sympathize with their plight," most people will say "Yeah, I've seen this story a thousand times before."

But it wouldn't be any less interesting if you were to make it engaging throughout.

>>12396917
I haven't done that kind of stuff in a long long time. /jp/'s a nice place that goes through some shit every now and again. I'd feel kinda guilty. Not to mention there's like five pastebin stories I've made that need attention.

That said, if I'm ever drunk enough, I think it'd be something very amusing.

>> No.12397052

>>12397038
You don't have to make me happy, just keep writing. Anons will like it or they won't. I can't change my tastes on the drop of a dime, but I might find something I like in your writing. I've certainly read worse all the way through, and reading stories as they update is pretty cool. Don't pander to anyone, Alp.

>> No.12397057

>>12396965
It'll be more of adventures with Borgas and friends than The Hobbit MG.

Hopefully I can weave some kind of extended narrative but initially I want to keep it fairly episodic with each antagonist.

>>12396978
Yay

>>12396979
I think i know what you're getting at. I know I need to let it flow more naturally, it's just at this early juncture, I know I have to stop and describe my characters. Interaction is taking an unfortunate backseat thanks to my inability to pay attention.

>> No.12397058

>>12397048
Hey, what about my Sin City/Pulp Fiction idea for a bunch of stories that are interconnected, all set in Monster Girl City? Multiple protagonists makes for more freedom.
>>12397052
I'm not asking you to change your tastes, I'm asking you what they are!

>> No.12397065

So... no Monster MILFs this month?

>> No.12397067

>>12397058
My tastes usually don't extend into fantasy. I like modern military stuff, crime, film noir, Feudal Japan stuff, Norse mythology
>Sin City/Pulp Fiction
That's my jam right there. If you could execute something like that properly, with the right balance of humor, violence and sex, I'd be all over that like an Ushi-Oni on handholding.

>> No.12397071

>>12396402
erectionbutalsoanerection.png

>> No.12397072

>>12397065
No.

Thanks Obama.

>> No.12397075

>>12397065
Who needs MILFs when you have a cushion cube?
>>12397067
So the idea isn't absolute horseshit? Nice. Too bad I'm not much of a comedian.

>> No.12397076

>>12397058
>Hey, what about my Sin City/Pulp Fiction idea for a bunch of stories that are interconnected, all set in Monster Girl City
I've had thought of this myself and it could be really neat if done well.

>> No.12397078

How many millilitres of semen can the average human pair of testicles hold before damage occurs? Google gives no answers.
For scale, a large ejaculation in real life is around 10ml, I think.

>> No.12397080

>>12397075
I really want a cushion cube

>> No.12397084

>>12397075
The idea of multiple, seemingly unrelated narratives weaving into one is never a bad idea if executed properly. that's what I'm trying to do in my piece.
>Who needs Monster Milfs
Me. I do. God damn you, Crabman.

>> No.12397086

>>12397084
Shh, no tears now, only cushions.

>> No.12397088

>>12396448
>But thats not really cannon

Newest KC Q&A says otherwise. Stop depriving your Wurm of sex.

>> No.12397091

>>12397080
Normal or Suu?

>> No.12397095

>>12397086

If only we weren't at image limit. The horse cushion diagram with the smug looking stick guy sipping out of a wine glass is required right now.

>> No.12397096

>>12397091
Can I get a two for one deal?

>> No.12397098

>>12397091
both would be pretty good.
Poor Rachnee.

>> No.12397105

>>12397098
>Poor Rachnee
Deep down she loves it.
>>12397096
Silly boy, you couldn't handle two Suus!

>> No.12397115

>>12397088

>sex with mamono now changes them as much as it does you

I sort of like the idea. My main turn off about the DL plan was how one sided it all seemed, like the Hero and friendly humans were being duped into extinction, but this sounds more of a compromise, and therefore a better solution.

the plan would be better if choice was allowed, though. Some people won't want to be incubi or monsters, even if it means more pleasure. But I guess a Succubus wouldn't be able to understand that. It still feels like humanity and monsterkind are just getting a sex-based labotomy.

>> No.12397124

>>12397048
Actually the main character would have been a student of the school already, not a newcomer, so he already got to live with monsters.

>> No.12397134

>>12397115
In MGE terms, incubus just means even if you think you're a beta faggot that could never please a monster girl, that's hand-waved away and you're assured that you are a sex machine and can fap without self-depreciating. Sad, but given the audience, that's what all it's there for.

The premise as a whole is also for fap fuel and not to be taken seriously.

>> No.12397145

>>12397124
Ah, I see. That's certainly more interesting.

Tell me more.

>>12397058
You mean like Okayado's original Monster Girl One-Off's with the different brothers and different monster girl to each respective brother?

>> No.12397147

>>12397134

I know it isn't, but I can't help but pick this stupid plan apart regardless.

Then again, KC mentioned that parts of it are lost in translation to us, so maybe its that somehow.

>> No.12397148

>>12397115

It always changed the gals. Most just missed that fact in complaining about other things.

The DL plan is basically a form of forced evolution or merging of two species. Not really extinction but also not a whole lot of choice involved.

The only way you get true choice is going 3rd party lilim. You know the one.

It's also not a labotomy so much as one day, instead of playing LEGOs, your Wurm is drawing out architecture plans.

>> No.12397153

>>12397134

But what if I want to take my fap fuel seriously?

>> No.12397160

>>12397145
>you mean like Okayado's...
Well, not exactly, no. I meant for the stories to tie in together, but form different viewpoints, like the movies I mentioned. But It's not like this idea is ever going to be developed any further.

>> No.12397167

>>12397148
>one day, your Wurm will stop playing with legos
Your world is cold and cruel, and I will have no part in it.

>> No.12397175

>>12397167

I didn't say stop. I just said that her normal 2-4pm appointment with Unikitty's Cloud Kingdom is now 2-3pm and from 3-4pm she's designing an addition to your house.

>> No.12397181

>>12397160
It doesn't really make sense in the context of monster girls.

No.

>> No.12397186

>>12397147
Could be, kind of like Joshiraku jokes being purely social and linguistic.

It's also like the only fantasy setting so expanded and consistently updated, so I get why people really latch to it, but purpose at the end of it all is still going to be to enjoy erotic stuff.

>>12397153
Depending on how serious serious is, you might be left a little wanting for involved plot progression or such. With the world guides and such, it does okay for setting, but it's not trying to be interesting on a political or conflict front, it's all in for giving a broad, erotic sandbox.

>> No.12397189

>>12397167
>qt wurm waifu
>loves making Lego models with you
>one day, you notice her making one particular model
>without using the instructions booklet
>when she's done, you compare the model to the booklet
>she's made it perfectly
>you realise your wurm is now better and smarter than you at Lego

Wait. How the fuck did we get onto wurms and lego in the first place? Lego is pretty much the least likely thing you'd see a wurm doing, considering their strength and big ol' crushing claws.

>> No.12397191

>>12397148
The only thing that could be better in this is if the MGs slowly gained a sense of humanity after every fucking.

>> No.12397193

>>12397160
If there's a will, there's a way. I wanted operator monstergirls, so I started writing. Maybe someone in the thread wants crime monstergirls enough to start writing it.

>> No.12397194

>>12397181
>doesn't make sense in the context of monster girls
That sentence doesn't make sense. How do Monster Girls affect the way a story can be structured?

>> No.12397202

>>12397189
If a Wurm can't handle legos, how can they handle your genitals?

>> No.12397208

>>12397202
If you can't handle stepping on a Lego, how can you handle a Wurm in the bedroom
This is fact

>> No.12397209

>>12397189

She'd be a masterbuilder in no time.

As for how we got here? Probably because someone equated it to being a simple, mindless fun activity. Which it is on some level.

>>12397191

See ELH's Tarrasque story. It's now 90% canon with MGE until the actual Tarrasque entry is release. How the fuck he keeps predicting this shit I don't know.

>> No.12397213

>>12397186

I like how its mostly left blank though. It means that you can add your own canon. Hell, I take some of the writefag's stuff as headcanon because it made the setting more fun.

>> No.12397220

>>12397145
First off, the main character is not fleshed out at all, like I said earlier, I don't want to make him myself.
I hated the idea of him being a transfert student (done to death)
So I decided he'd already be a student from the school.

As for time periods, I guess the beginning could take place at the start of the school-year.

In the campus he would be hanging out with two friends, one of which I designed as a monster (a crow tengu), the other one being a simple human or one of the main girl I designed, but seeing as I HATE the childhood friend concept I kinda want to avoid it, unless they knew only since their admission to the school which could be fine, maybe.

Tengu guy would also have a chibi version presenting a small monsterpedia in the game's bonus.

Lizardgirl would have been adopted by human parents, so she's not really into the monster/human bickering. Seeing how lizards are agile creatures I assumed she's be part of the sport club, if ever clubs were put into the game.

Werewolf would be part of the journalist club if clubs are put in. That girl would be the most vanilla choice when it come to look, since she's completely human during daylight, she turns into a monster at night. Also had the idea to give her the last name "Clavret" as a nod to the fairytale of Bisclavret, an old fairytail.

I should make a document about all the ideas, hugh.

>> No.12397228

>>12397209
>ELH's Tarrasque entry
Speaking of such things, I would like to see .less draw a new lamia species for us.
Something like one of these.
http://i.imgur.com/SIBiWyA.jpg

>> No.12397239

>>12397228

I dunno if we want .Less to draw anything. It'll probably come up Guro.

I seem to recall reading somewhere though that KC's going to be doing some subspecies in the future. And at least one of those is one his to-do list

>> No.12397247

>>12397239
>It's probably going to be Ouroboros
>It's probably going to be a Ghoul's upper body simply pasted onto a red lamia's tail
And I'm okay with that.

>> No.12397255

>>12397247
>A Ghoul's upper body simply pasted onto a red lamia tail
Like some sort of undead Lamia?

>> No.12397261

>>12397255
I was really going for a Lamia that eats everything AND the kitchen sink.

>> No.12397268

>>12397261
A lamia who can't cook but would eat anything regardless?

>> No.12397274

>>12397261
>Lamia that eats everything
But she doesn't get fat or gain weight because MAMONO MANA.
In fact, because of MAMONO MANA, all the extra fat goes to her boobs in a very lewd and seductive manner

>> No.12397276

>>12397274
Not the Anon, but I like the way you think

>> No.12397284

>>12397274
Based MAMONO MANA

>> No.12397287

>>12397194
Because it's structured around them.

>> No.12397302

Whilst I prefer the term Mamono for the monsters, because it makes them feel more like a fantasy race, Demonic Energy is such a better term than Mamono Mana.

>> No.12397321

>>12397220
It's a bit of a fledgeling idea for a dating sim, not making the MC a transfer student is a pretty good idea. Crow Tengu could be a mascot character.

What's the school like?

What are the Monster Girls' personalities?

How do they grow?

Why do they want to fuck the MC?

is the MC a rare type of male monster with a limitless volume of sperm, and thus has come to the school in search of a semen demon?

>>12397302
Really? I prefer the term 'Splooge Mclooge'.

Or if you wanna get technical: 'Rooty Tooty Sperm'n'Shooties'

>> No.12397326

>>12397321
Bromont, stop.
You're killing me.

>> No.12397335

>>12397321
Maybe the girls want to fuck the MC because he's the result of some type of McGuffin and whoever controls him will have the power to conquer the world.
The Harem end is him just realizing "Hey, what if I used my power to conquer the world myself?"
I just want at least one ending where I can conquer the world.

>> No.12397358

http://i.imgur.com/4MALMX7.png
>MGE Centaurs now always have two pussies
>and the rear one isn't even a real horse pussy
This is so hilarious

>> No.12397376

>>12397358
Well, we know who's got the perfect build for spit-roasting...

>> No.12397382

>>12397358
I thought this was common knowledge, MGE are fine by me because of that.

>> No.12397386

>>12397358
KC has fucking lost his mind. But I think we all knew that already.

>> No.12397390

>>12397358
What's even the point? If she has a front pussy then nobody will want to fuck the rear one. Why even still have it then?

>> No.12397396

>>12397390
To appease those who actually want to fuck horse pussy, which is just

>> No.12397401

>>12397396
>which is just
Just what?

>> No.12397405

>>12397401
Don't ask me.

>> No.12397407

>>12397358
Hwat

>> No.12397408

>1800+
>Still 10 more threads to go first
Holy Mary mother of god.

>> No.12397410

>>12397396
But there are almost no other instances of KC trying to "appease" people who want to fuck monster parts like that, Manticore is the only other one I can think of who'll milk your dick with something inhuman.
And even then it's not even a horse pussy, it's just a second human-like pussy located where a horse's would be.
So I'm really not seeing the point here.

>> No.12397413

>>12397408
Let's get to 9000

>> No.12397417

>>12397335
In Bizarru Slime: VN Super Edition

The main character is an adventurous shota who's scared of the unknown(dark). He's genetically made to be a living organ donor of a mad scientist, but his mom's like 'Ah hell nah, this shota's staying with us'. So the lil shota grows up in a sheltered dome-like city of sterile gayness called 'Synchro-City' (After a song). These niggas think the world is flat n' shit. Dumb niggas. Anyway, a lil' pink haired fairy nigga finds her way into the sterile city and meets the MC, who's a delinquent by those faggots' terms.

The po-po are like 'MAFUCKIN' MONSTER GIRL IN MY CITY? AH HELL NAH!' and try to find the lil fairy nigga the MC is helping in the name of conquering his fear of the unknown and awakening his adventurous spirit.

Then the po-po run a Monster Girl scan at his mother's restaurant in search of the fairy nigga, and his mom turns out to be a mafuggin' MONSTER GIRL. A Lizardman warrior. They're like, "WHAT, GET THE FUCK OUT."

So the MC and his mom share a touching moment and she tells him Monster Girls just niggas looking for some lovin' too. And the MC's mom is banished from the town. The Mad Scientist father takes this as the moment to harvest the MC's organs, but the MC escapes with nothing but survival gear he's been hording at his secret hangout.

He says goodbye to his memories in town and escapes the dumbass town with his new fairy friend in tow. He steps foot in a vast unknown and bizarre world filled with unusual female personalities and shenanigans in hopes of tracking down his lizardman mother and reuniting n' shit.

Fuck nigga, I break up into tears just thinkin' about it.

Point is, along the way, with the player's choices, he meets monster girl loli's. Each one with a different reason for wanting to help the MC. The points rank up over the adventure, and carry over to when the MC is a teenager n' shit.

And he's like "Shit, I'm grown up now, I sure am horny- Hey! Monster Girl poon!"

>> No.12397419

>>12397410
Beats having those quills functioning as some sort of anti-rape condom.

>that moment when once she latches on, she'll never let go.

>> No.12397425

>>12394619

Thank you.

Speaking of centaurs, I'm generally not so big on them, appearance wise. I just like how they're portrayed as being so stoic, or even valiant. I think it's one of those "opposites attract" things.

>> No.12397426

>>12397410
I mean MGE is basically all about having lots of totally normal human sex with girls that look vaguely inhuman to some extent
So why not just go all the way?

>> No.12397431

>>12397247
>>12397255
I'll tell you what we need.
More Ghoul art.

>> No.12397443

If a centaur didn't have horse pussy, would you still see them as disgusting?

>> No.12397445

So, for MGQ Paradox, which one is the button that lets you negotiate with monster girls to recruit to your team?

Because one of those buttons leads to you automatically getting your shit wrecked and then raped, so

>> No.12397448

>>12397443
If I could just totally ignore the horse part, then yeah, sure. I mostly just ignore the monster features and focus on the human ones anyway, so as long as they have a human pussy it's all good.

>> No.12397449

>>12397443
Funny thing is, I never thought of them as disgusting at all. They always looked so majestic like an elf...except less of a rape target.

>> No.12397454

>>12397431

This. So far there's only one that I know of, a QUALITY pixiv image featuring a Ghoul wife cooking with her kids playing around her.

>> No.12397455

>>12397448
>I mostly just ignore the monster features and focus on the human ones anyway

How very vanilla of you, anon.

>> No.12397456

>>12397358
Why would anyone want horse pussy anyways? Additionally, although drunk, just HOW is she going to force herself on some poor sod?

>> No.12397458

>>12397454
That, and all of the kids have the same tattered clothes and blood splattered on their limbs. I don't think ghouls are born with blood all over their bodies.

Wait...

>> No.12397459

>>12397449
Majestic schmajestic, there's absolutely nothing erotic or sensual about the part where you're supposed to stick your dick in.

>> No.12397462

>>12397456
Never played MGQ?

Horse's ass weighs a ton, all she'd have to do is sit on him or pin him against a wall.

>> No.12397463

>>12397321
Growth of monster girls is similar to humans, some have longer lives however, so they'd look younger even in highschool (I planned no loli as love interest however)
Some species can be born from eggs, (mostly insects and bird species, reptile species in a small minority)

The school change in my plans everyday, I have not found a location nor a shape it'd take.
It's, however, a new installation made specifically for monsters and humans.

Each character's personnalities... dont blame me for basic personas, it's only a draft

Lizardgirl is a pretty happy-go-lucky persona, she's also energetic. However she's hard to wake up in the morning due to her cold blood (she's also a very cuddly girl).

Dullahan tend to be the fierce type, while not going tsundere. She has also a rivalry with the Mukadegami.

Werewolf girl tend to hide her worries behind a smile, while she seems optimistic about life, she realises full well that she might kill someone in the future, maybe the Mc himself

Mukadegami is actually a calm and composed character, but it only hide her true nature as a murderous being.
One plan of that girl is her being the queen of her specie, having killed her own sister who was the previous queen.
she is the closest to a "Monster girl quest" monster, among the cast.
She change from being a bitch to a loving creature on a whim.
Proposed events (good or bad) would involve her turning the MC into a monster, raping the MC, Turning the MC into her slave, Abandonning the MC or ending living with him.
Her route would mainly depends on the events that occurs during it.


I never planned anything special for MC, but he could turn into a monster in Mukade and Werewolf route.
He's just one of the numerous human students.
At least in my book.

>> No.12397467

>>12397417
>Meeting the girls as kids
>MC actively seeking adventure
>Fairy partner
>MC is actually trying to get laid
>Non-dense Harem MC
I'd play the shit out of it.

>> No.12397468

>>12397455
Isn't that what you're supposed to do? At least in MGE most of the monster girls try to distract you from their monster parts and put emphasis on their boobs and general curves, and even Kenkou himself sometimes calls the non-human bits ugly or grotesque. Plus, the grand total of different kinds of sex that exist in MGE are missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, blowjobs and paizuri. All very vanilla.

>> No.12397474

>>12397468
>Not wanting to suck on your lamia gf's tail
Faggot

>> No.12397477

>>12397468
Is there a name for standing sex where you lift the girl's leg?

It seems like they're a proper name for that. But that also seems like a viable fuck option for KC's Monster Girls.

>> No.12397478

>>12397474
>wanting to suck on a phallic object
you're the faggot

>> No.12397482

>>12397468
What about handjobs/footjobs and anal?

>> No.12397485

>>12397478
>Take a sip from a bottle
>Suck on a lollipop
>Eat a banana
Must be gay huh? Anon pls, everyone knows a lamia's tail is their most sensitive area. Why not abuse that.

>> No.12397486

>>12397482

Anal is shit.

>> No.12397489

>>12397468
>Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
Yeah, if you're a pleb.
Are you telling me you don't want to feel a lamia coil around you and hold you close?
That you don't want to have your slime waifu wrap around you to cool you off on a hot summer day?
That you don't want to experience a harpy hugging you with her feathery wings?
You don't want to be gently brought to orgasm by a kitsune's tailjob?
You don't want a cute ghost girl to possess you and bombard your mind with lewd images of her while forcing you to jerk it?
You're a sad unimaginative man anon.

>> No.12397490

>>12397477

It's called The Ballet Dancer.

>> No.12397493

>>12397486

The only thing that's shit here is your taste.

>> No.12397498

>>12397468

>Mamono are aware that the monster parts are unattractive and scary to humans

And the DL still thinks monsters are Superior lovers than humans?

Thats also kind of cute in a way. I imagine an Arachne nervously fretting over that cute boy she wants, who turned out to be arachnophobic, trying to work out a plan to win him over.

>> No.12397499

>>12397482
>handjobs
Only the ones with normal human hands do them, and even then only a few of them noted to be especially talented at them will be doing it without you explicitly asking for it.
>footjobs
Exclusive to dark elves, and they only do it to humiliate and disgrace you while bringing you to a shameful orgasm.
>anal
No recorded incidences of either kind of anal from any of the official lewd material, and no written pieces have ever mentioned it.

Sex in MGE is pretty bland, really.

>> No.12397500

>>12397490
I have learned some valuable today. Thank you, Anon.

>> No.12397503

>>12397486

...I see what you did there.
But yeah, I would never what to stick my dick in someone's ass. Its just gross, even with a condom.

>> No.12397506

>>12397499
>Exclusive to dark elves
Not even, as long as they have feet they could give you a footjob.
>No recorded incidences
That's so fucking wrong it hurts. I've seen at least 5 times that I can remember off the top of my head.

>> No.12397515

>>12397499
>Exclusive to dark elves

You forgot Vampires. There's art of it too.

>>12397498

Ushi Oni in a Dress.png

>> No.12397518

>>12397506
>as long as they have feet they could give you a footjob
Theoretically sure, I'm just saying that they're the only ones where it was intended as a thing that regularly happens. Any others would be sort of reluctant about it because man why the fuck waste your time with feet when you could be doing dick in vag instead
>I've seen at least 5 times that I can remember off the top of my head.
Where? Fanart/fanfics don't count.
>>12397515
>You forgot Vampires
That's fanart. And, once again, humiliation/degradation. Coincidentally, vampires and dark elves are the only two monsters in MGE that cover this fetish.

>> No.12397528

>>12397498
>And the DL still thinks monsters are Superior lovers than humans?
The monster features are totally irrelevant to the whole better/worse lovers thing. Their human features are superior to those of actual humans. They have more beautiful faces, sexier bodies, softer, smoother skin, and they have all kinds of wacky sex magic that lets them not worry about possible sex-related complications. That's the entire point of monster girls in MGE, that and their odd personalities. The visual differences are literally just an extra to make them look a little more exotic.

>> No.12397530

>>12397518
They would gladly do it if it meant giving pleasure to their husband.
>Fanart/fanfics don't count
Oh you're one of those faggots. Even then there's nothing saying they wouldn't do it.

>> No.12397533

>>12397506
>as long as they have feet they could give you a footjob
Well, not always. For something like a harpy or a dragon or an Anubis it'd be very difficult.

>> No.12397535

>>12397463
Everyday Life at Monster Girl School?

Or a tragic love story?

>> No.12397539

>>12397489
>Are you telling me you don't want to feel a lamia coil around you and hold you close?
Sounds more unnerving than anything.
>That you don't want to have your slime waifu wrap around you to cool you off on a hot summer day?
I hate gooey stuff.
>That you don't want to experience a harpy hugging you with her feathery wings?
Wing feathers feel awful. They're not like the soft, downy feathers you're probably imagining.
>You don't want to be gently brought to orgasm by a kitsune's tailjob?
That would just chafe like hell.
>You don't want a cute ghost girl to possess you and bombard your mind with lewd images of her while forcing you to jerk it?
I don't need a ghost girl to jerk off to lewd fantasies.

>> No.12397540

>>12397515
What feels better?

A Dark Elf footjob or a Vampire footjob?

>> No.12397542

>>12397417
Sounds like it has a lot of replay value. Like pokemon, only the story is railroady as fuck.

Still mad I never got the option of joining Team Rocket at the end of nugget bridge. I could've been boss of all those scrubs.

>> No.12397543

>>12397530
>They would gladly do it if it meant giving pleasure to their husband.
They'll do it until their demonic energy has twisted his fetishes and interests into what they can best satisfy, and by then he'll have lost interest in feet.

>> No.12397544

>>12397540

We'll have to ask Armchair-kun.

>> No.12397545

>>12397533
I agree but some people are still into that as fucked up as it it and likely to get their dick shredded.

>> No.12397546

>>12397535
Depend of the character, It'd be tragic love story if he went for Mukade, since she's one who's not made to live among humans in the first place.

Otherwise it'd be similar to Everyday life at monster girl school.

Oh, I forgot, no harem ending, ever.

>> No.12397550

>>12397539
WHY DO YOU EVEN LIKE MONSTER GIRLS HOLY FUCK. GET OUT.

>> No.12397551

>>12397539
To quote a talking plastic figure, You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.

>> No.12397552

>>12397449
>They always looked so majestic like an elf
This. I love that about them. It's like a girl who is always riding a horse, they're never close to the ground and everyone is below them.

>> No.12397553

>>12397539
Why are you doing this?

>> No.12397555

>>12397543
I prefer not to believe in the bullshit HUR EVERYTHING IS SUPPER MAGICAL AND YOU CAN'T STOP ANY MONSTER GIRL. Honestly KC is retarded as has the world building skills of a 5 year old sonic fan on deviant art.

>> No.12397560

>>12397555
See, this is why people should ignore the parts they don't like and imagine their own setting.

>> No.12397562

>>12397555
What I find hilarious is that MGE contains fetishes like corruption, actual monster rape and bestiality, but only the women are on the receiving end of those, and for the guys sex will only ever be as vanilla as you could possibly imagine.

>> No.12397563

>>12397560
And I gladly do.

>> No.12397564

>>12397555
>Honestly KC is retarded as has the world building skills
>retarded as has
> as has

At least he can spell. What does that make you?

>> No.12397568

>>12397550
Why do you?

>> No.12397569

>>12397564
A human you faglord. But since you can't see that, I meant to say and has.

>> No.12397573

>>12396938

>Not even Kotova knows what a Monstergirl is for sure

Well, shit. Can't wait to see Camp Chapman's high-brass' reaction towards her.

>> No.12397576

>>12397489
>you will never have a shirohebi girl in your class who stares at you when you're not looking
>she will never use voodoo magic she learned on the internet on you
>she will never curse you so that you can't cum until she allows you to
>she will never go to your house at night and watch you try to masturbate from a tree outside your window
>she will never slowly rub herself as she watches you struggle

>> No.12397577

>>12397539
Why are you even here?
I think you might just be baiting

>> No.12397578

>>12397569

> Baby's first day on 4chan.jpg

>> No.12397579

>>12397563
I like to pretend Incubi don't exist. Instead, constant exposure to your waifu's Demonic Energy, or Mamono Mana if you so prefer, grants you some of her traits.
For example, if your waifu is an Ushi-Oni your body rapidly recovers from injury.
I think it's a better idea than the "lolsexallthetime" Incubus anyway.

>> No.12397581

>>12397539
Why are you here?

>> No.12397582

>>12397568
Because having a lamia coil around me and give me a full body hug sounds amazing. To chill in a bathtub with a slime waifu sounds sublime, as I later cuddle with her like a water bed. To experience that boner inducing fear as they rape and dom the fuck out of me. That's why. Why dont you go to a human only board if you dont like their exotic parts and their uses?

>> No.12397588

>>12397539
You're making me feel sad.

>> No.12397597

>>12397576
I don't even like yanderes and I think that sounds amazing.

>> No.12397601

>>12397579
So SEXUAL HEALING?

>> No.12397602

>>12397552
Except with centaurs you have to fuck the horse and that's what makes them shitty

>> No.12397606

>>12397597
As long as she's not yangire, everything will be fine.

>> No.12397615

>>12397576
Good, OD and OT are shit tier fetishes.

>> No.12397616

What? Are we back on page 9 now?

>> No.12397620

>>12397616
I swear we were on page 10. Did something happen with the rest of /jp/?

>> No.12397623

>>12397601
Pretty much.
I'm having trouble coming up with other attributes though.
Succubi give you a straight up sexual endurance boost.
Oni increase your alcohol tolerance so you can keep up with them.
Amazons slowly increase your strength and toughness
Yuki-Onna increase your resistance to cold environments
Yetis increase your basic body temperature
Cheshire Cats grant you their abilities and a hint of their madness
Thunderbirds grant you immunity to electriciy, and a little electrokinesis yourself
That's all I've come up with.

>> No.12397625

>>12397616
>>12397620
The ride never ends.

Honestly though probably 1-2 threads behind us were pruned, pulling the whole index back and putting us on page 9.

>> No.12397626

So if the monstrous features basically don't matter in MGE and all the girls wish they didn't have them... why didn't she just turn everything into succubi?

>> No.12397628

>>12397620
People forgetting to sage their posts?

>> No.12397630

>>12397626
>and all the girls wish they didn't have them
[citation needed]
1/10 got me to respond.

>> No.12397633

>>12397623
>Shirohebi grants you a small dose of her water magic
>Apophis just makes you purple.

>> No.12397636

>>12397623
I'm ok with this. As long as they don't give you physical traits.

Also the lifespan of your wife.

>> No.12397640

>>12397636
>Also the lifespan of your wife.
This. That is the most important part, because why the hell would you even have monster girls that live longer than humans if they can't use some magic or whatever to have their husbands live as long as them.

>> No.12397641

>>12397630
>all the girls wish they didn't have them
How would you feel if your lamia daughteru wore stockings on her tail, despite making it difficult to move, because she wanted to be human like you?

>> No.12397642

>>12397626
That's exactly what the demon lord did, why do you think they all have super sex skills and magic sex energy and basically drain your life force and corrupt people? Every monster girl in MGE is a different flavor of succubus. The only reason they even still have monstrous traits and features is because of the chief god's influence preventing a full conversion and making them keep some of their original forms' features
Once the chief god is defeated all the monster girls will just become regular succubi

>> No.12397645

Can we actually reach 2k posts?

>> No.12397646

>>12397633
I'd think Apophis would grant you immunity to most poisons, Except hers of course.
>>12397636
Of course. Lifespan's a given.

>> No.12397648

>>12397642

[Citation Needed]

>> No.12397649

>>12397645
Sounds like a challenge.

>> No.12397650

>>12397645
Considering we just got put back a page we might even make it to 2500+

>> No.12397652

>>12397645
We're on page 9. Easily, if people keep up the average post rate of today.

>> No.12397653

>>12397616
>>12397620
The Kikimora Janitor wants you guys to notice her already

She cleans up shitposts all day so you can have a pleasant thread and you can't so much as make her your waifu? Or at least give her a coupon for a few more Hot Pockets.

>> No.12397654

>Spurt cum into a feeding dish
>Leave it out for homeless cat girls

Won't somebody please think of the poor starving cat girls?

>> No.12397655

>>12397646
She might even give you fangs of your own to inject your venom into her, see how she likes it.

>> No.12397659

>>12397641
I'd go out and get her some stockings made for Lamia and tell her it doesn't matter if she's human or not, she's my daughter and I'll love her just the same.
Then I'll see if I can introduce her to that boy she's been shooting looks at in school.
>>12397645
Let's find out.

>> No.12397662

>>12397630
Even in the official books monster features are made out to be something undesirable and unattractive and the monster girls either try their best to hide them or use their monster magic energy bullshit to make the guy gradually accept them.

>> No.12397664

>>12397654
A few millilitres per feeding doesn't seem like much when it's on a dish for several catgirls to have at.
You'd preferably have a whole soup kitchen, where people are just jerking off into big vats of semen.
Probably while chanting "BROJOB! BROJOB!" over and over.

>> No.12397667

>>12397653
Please, for that she deserves real food.

>> No.12397672

>>12397667
>hot pockets
>not real food

Look at him, everybody. Look at him and laugh cheeto dust in his face!

>> No.12397674

>>12397648
Citation on what? The "monster girls" still retaining monstrous features is mentioned to be the chief god's fault in one of the world guides, I believe.

>> No.12397678

>>12397662
That isn't citation anon. Give me a direct quote.
And then watch me not give a shit anyway because you have shit taste.

>> No.12397679

>>12397662
>monster girls ... try their best to hide them

>Meeting a cute girl who wears dresses with huge, poofy skirts all the time
>She secretly has a lamia tail under that huge dress
>But she doesn't have the heart to tell you

>> No.12397681

>>12397664
>Probably while chanting "BROJOB! BROJOB!" over and over.
Fucking dammit man.

>> No.12397683

>>12397678
You sir, are an ass.
And you made me laugh.

>> No.12397690

>>12397678
They have shapeshifting magic specifically to remove monstrous features that would be immediately visible to the guy during sex so it doesn't possibly kill his boner. Even without a direct quote, how much more evidence do you need?

>> No.12397691

>>12397690
Preferably?

A direct quote.

>> No.12397697

>>12397467
The fairy that follows you around is like a year or two older than the MC. Because of this, she attempts to put up a 'older, more mature' facade, very lousily I might add, and constantly tells the MC to listen to his elder from inside his pocket. An airhead trying to act mature is funny, I think, especially when she's pint sized.

J-Just because he's twenty times her size doesn't mean she's not the older and more responsible one!

The fairy sees the MC as her little brother the longer they stay together, size difference be damned.

She also has an incest fetish.
And loves waffles.

>> No.12397701

What I love the most is that after pulling so much shit like this KC still has the gall to seriously consider giving up on MGE simply because he feels that he doesn't have a decent audience anymore
GEE I WONDER WHOSE FAULT THAT IS

>> No.12397703

>>12397697
Favourite topping for the waffles?

>> No.12397707

>>12397697
>>12397703
There better be strawberries and whipped cream on that bitch, or I'm dropping her route or good.

>> No.12397710

>>12397701
Protip: It's MGU's fault.

>> No.12397712

>>12397667
Are you denying the poor Kikimora her favorite food?

You sick monster.

>> No.12397717

>>12397710
Honestly I'd thank them if they made him quit, he's a hack and he has been a poisonous influence on monster girls for too long
Monster girls should go back to being dangerous, frightening predators, things that make you rightly fear for your life. Not waifus.

>> No.12397724

>>12396493
HELL. NO.

>> No.12397726

>>12397717
>Monster girls should go back to being dangerous, frightening predators, things that make you rightly fear for your life. Not waifus.
i thought they were suppose to be both

>> No.12397728

>>12397712
>>12397664
>feeding swill to your precious

That is abuse, and I will not stand for it.

>> No.12397734

>>12397717
edgelord

>> No.12397735

>>12397703
Everything but the kitchen sink.

Every watch Scooby Doo and see Shaggy and Skooks chowing down ridiculous amounts of food to sate their munchies ridden hunger?

That is how a fairy do to waffles.

Though she does get stuck to things due to syrup and require assistance/cleaning. You wouldn't let your micro Oneesan down, would you?

>> No.12397738

>>12397726
If you're man enough to beat something that is trying to kill you into submission and make it your waifu, sure. Else? No.

>> No.12397739

>>12397717
>Monster girls should go back to being dangerous, frightening predators, things that make you rightly fear for your life. Not waifus
I prefer both at the same time.

http://i.imgur.com/5Akqb5W.jpg

>> No.12397744

>>12397664
I wonder, do cat girls react to being sprayed with a bottle of water the same way normal cats do?

>> No.12397746

>>12397717
you sir are full of hogwash

>> No.12397748

>>12397738

Edgemeister

>> No.12397750

>>12397738
Except that you don't submit her. She submits you.

>> No.12397761

>>12397734
>not wanting a hugbox makes me an edgelord
I guess all those ancient authors and storytellers who INVENTED monster girls were edgelords too?

>> No.12397768

>>12397761
yes, perhaps you should join them.

>> No.12397773

>>12397701
>KC still has the gall to seriously consider giving up on MGE

[Citation Needed]

Until then it's just more FUD from butthurt MGU-fags

>> No.12397774

>>12397734
pussy

>> No.12397775

>>12397735
I was imagining syrup gumming up her wings before, but now I can't stop thinking about it.

Now I'm wondering where I first read/watched this sort of scenario. I recall syrup traps being used to capture small fairy creatures.

>> No.12397778

>>12397701
You better be fucking lying.

>> No.12397781

>>12397750
Submitting to a monster girl should spell guaranteed doom for you, and not in the pleasant MGQ kind of way. Assuming we keep the rape aspect she should literally mash your pelvis into dust while using magic/venom to keep you both hard and conscious despite the pain, and then leave you to die.

>> No.12397783

>>12397775
Fairy wings must be super easy to rip off.

--Not that I'd do that sort of thing. I mean, mini girls are for loving, right?

But they must be super easy to tear, like insect wings

>> No.12397785

>>12397781
>MGQ
>pleasant

>> No.12397792

>>12397785
Who let the MGU edgelords know where we were?
They were a cancerous element I was glad to be rid of.

>> No.12397793

>>12397773
Check his twitter. He really wants to retire from the whole monster girl thing.

>> No.12397794

>>12397783
I rememer a guy grom gurochan tried to make a fairy torture game for the ds,
overstretched his goals too thin bt trying to account for every blood vessel artery and vein in the body and then abandoned the project.

>> No.12397799

>>12397793
;_;

>> No.12397801

>>12397792
how is not thinking some fly lady laying eggs in ones ass is not pleasant edgy?

>> No.12397805

>>12397793
Honestly with the whole
>Muh grimdark setting
>Muh edgyness
>Muh human extinction
>Muh canon
thing that MGU and a chunk of the fans have going, I don't blame him.
He even said "Ignore what you don't like" but did anyone listen?

>> No.12397806

>>12397793

It doesn't say that anywhere on his twitter.

Fuck off.

>> No.12397811

>>12397801
I accidentally didn't remove the quote. My apologies.

>> No.12397810

why are you guys so mean to KC
;_;

>> No.12397815

>>12397810
Those fags came from MGU.

Also monster girls are meant to be fetish fuel.

For fairytale's monsters go somewhere else, this is not your ground.

>> No.12397816

>>12397358

Centaurs confirmed for sluts?

>> No.12397820

>>12397815
>this is not your ground
Anon, let's not get too dramatic. We're people who talk about the logsitics of human/monster hybrids here. We don't really have a soapbox to stand on.

>> No.12397821

>>12397820
Is "This isn't where you want to be" better? Because it seems like they want to be in a completely different thread.

>> No.12397822

>>12397785
Maybe not visually but everything in MGQ feels good
>>12397799
>crying for an autistic manchild who started out as a ZUN-tier "artist" trying to make bank off of depressed salarymen and who throws shitfits every time someone interprets something in a way that doesn't match his glorious vision even after claiming his setting is only a general guidelin
that you can omit things from and publishing and illustrating works by authors who did the exact same pseudo "grimdark" shit with humanity being reduced to cattle
Good riddance I say

>> No.12397823

>>12397390
i don't see why artist feel the need to avoid horsepussy
it's in our blood , our ancestors fucked equins
its even in an old version of gensis that adam did it with them before god made Lilith and then eve.

>> No.12397825

>>12397810
>Eleven just wants to make exotic waifus for people
>To go with his dream setting
>People who want grimdark fantasy shit on him no matter where he goes and calls him a hugbox

The poor Jap. He just wanted to spread love.

>> No.12397826

>>12397822

Show us where the bad KC man touched you anon. Because clearly either he molested you or you're projecting to cover some major asspain.

>> No.12397830

>>12397783
That's why you have to be gentle when having fun with fairies and mini girls.
They're stretchier than you think, but not as much as you'd hope.

>> No.12397831

When will this thread die, image limit his been reached and cancer started spreading.

We should go back to /a/

>> No.12397834

>>12397823
Because nobody who's mentally healthy wants to fuck a horse

>> No.12397835

>>12397831
the only possible way we can go back is if mge got an anime adaptation

>> No.12397837

>>12397831
We can't go back home

>> No.12397838

>>12397834
Whew, thank god I'm on 4chan then.

>> No.12397841

>>12397831
/a/ was shit. As bad as the grimfags can get, it's still better than Shitposter-kun and his "posting standards"

>> No.12397842

>>12397837
How about we say fuck you to the sjw, afterall they still have hentai related threads on /a/ that are not posting standard, so fuck their standard

>> No.12397846

>>12397842
You're welcome to try, just don't come whining to us when your thread gets metaposted to hell, it gets deleted, and you get a nice fat /a/ ban.

>> No.12397847

>>12397842
Should we start posting MG threads at /a/ until they give up?

>> No.12397848

>>12397837
>We can't go back home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzMSfaNXYZg

>> No.12397850

>>12397805
He could just say, "officially, this is what MGE is about," and then let people do whatever the fuck they want. Is that so hard?

>> No.12397852

>>12397842
>we say fuck you to the sjw
the hell does sjw have to do with this?

>> No.12397853

>>12397847
They'd get shitposted to oblivion and deleted, and anyways I kinda like it here.

>> No.12397854

>>12397850

He has.
Several times.
People still bitch.

>> No.12397855

>>12397852
"MUH POSTING STANDARDS"

I'd rather trade back the MGU faglords to have shitposter-kun be back

>> No.12397857

>>12397834
>>12397823
>>12397390
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI

You brought this on yourselves.

>> No.12397858

Okay, here's something I've always wondered about kraken: what makes her so different from scyllas? They both have 8 tentacles and a human half, and though it seems the kraken melds the two a bit more (pale skin, that squidy thing on her head), otherwise, they're pretty much the same physically. It also seems that kraken like to attack ships, but I don't know what makes her any better or worse at it than a scylla. And why don't scylla attack ships for men as well? They do just as fine in the water. Is it tentacle strength? Size?

>> No.12397860

>>12397858
the size of the tentacle she stuffs up your butt

>> No.12397861

>>12397858
One has more ara ara's than the other, I guess

>> No.12397862

>>12397858
one is a squid one is an octopus

>> No.12397863

>>12397850
Do you think his setting is huggboxy because he is good at handling harsh situations?

>> No.12397865

>>12397854
And he listens? Fucking nips.

>> No.12397867

>>12397858

Kraken is a squid
Scylla is an octopus

It's that simple. Or didn't the the whole "hiding in crevices" thing tip you off?

>> No.12397868

>>12397858
Yeah, size and power stuff. Kraken can drag the ship down without thinking much of it, Scylla/Cecaelia are human sized only and would have to climb up in groups or something. It's like Lilim and Succubus undah tha sea.

>> No.12397869

>>12397860
you know, not all tentacled monstergirls want to shove a tentacle up your ass. that's just a VH thing.

>>12397862
>>12397867
This makes a bit more sense. I missed the 'hiding in crevices' thing. But why attack ships for men instead of getting them how scylla do? How can they even do that? Are they huge or something? They don't seem much larger than scylla.

>> No.12397871

>>12397848
mgg is a lot like david manner is it?

>> No.12397873

>>12397857
>searches "horse pussy" on youtube
oh that meme is there too.

>> No.12397874

>>12397858
Kraken have magic ink that replicates the darkness of the ocean bottom

>> No.12397875

>>12397868
Under the sea?

>> No.12397876

>>12397825
The original incarnation of MGE was a grimfag's wet dream
The waifu shit didn't start happening until after a long series of retcons
Before that the monster girls were actual monsters, and the vast majority of them were definitely not desirable to be with, and a lot of them just straight up killed you if you weren't up to their standards. If you were you'd just get a lifetime as a sex toy instead. Ones like the lizard girls were more like actual people but to score with them you had to win in a fight of life and death, no pussy ass sparring match like with the post-retcon lizards.

>> No.12397879

>>12397623

You forgot kitsune.

>> No.12397881

>>12397869
even in Vanadis games the scylla does some butthole tentacling (but it's gentle)

>> No.12397884

>>12397865
Well it's more doesn't appreciate a community that encourages talking shit about his work because they have nothing better to do with their lives as "listens".

>> No.12397892

>>12397863

Not that guy but his setting is hugboxy because his Q&A's sound like a goddamn playground infinity+1 argument.

>Well, sure would suck to have to live inside the worm from Dune for most of your life.
>KC: No, she able shrink down like normal waifu. Everyone much happy. Mamano Mamano!

Does this for literally every type of question like that in his setting.
>This seems like a downside
>KC:No downside, everyone happy. EVERYONE ALWAYS HAPPY

>> No.12397894

>>12397869
Even if they didn't forcibly do it, how many tentacled monster girls do you think could resist the urge to eventually ask you if you'd be willing to try tentacle in butt?

>> No.12397895

>>12397876
Supposedly much of that wasn't retcons, it was *retranslations*.
The Japanese text has never changed. It's just that the really early translations were done by incompetent drunks.
I preferred it the old, dangerous way too, but let's not pretend it was ever really like that by design

>> No.12397897

>>12397835
Or you know, talk about manga.

>> No.12397899

>>12397863
Just because a man likes sunshine, it doesn't make him a pussy. If I were him, I'd be laughing my ass off at all the people getting mad, what are they gonna do, fire me?

>> No.12397901

>>12397894
there's absolutely nothing wrong with asking, and it's understandable they would be more likely to try it out.

>> No.12397903

>>12397875
>>12397868
Why do Kraken's always drag you under the sea?
Because after the sea is the D

Oh, here's a better one. Why do Scylla only do fishermen?
Because they like semen

>> No.12397904

>>12397897
an mge manga

>> No.12397906

>>12397879
I said that was all I'd come up with, didn't I?
I don't know what to do for Kitsune.

>> No.12397907

>>12397904
Yeah. No.
The fanbase for that seems to toxic.

>> No.12397908

http://i.imgur.com/HkqNjkN.png

based mithril

also this kinda covers "slamander lighting a candle" for that one anon

>> No.12397910

>>12397903
I giggled a little bit.

>> No.12397913

>>12397884
Should we try to talk with him? We shit on him a lot, but his works does give us stuff to talk about.

>> No.12397916

>>12397907
you're mean

>> No.12397917

I could see some monster girls realistically leaving you to die after violating you, but I think a lot of them would take care of you, as you're a permanent food source.

And surely some of them are capable of romantic feelings, I mean they're sentient (most of them). Making them all out to be abusive and sadistic just seems way too far-fetched. Why's it have to be nothing but extremes tho?

>> No.12397918

>>12397717

>Monster girls should go back to being dangerous, frightening predators, things that make you rightly fear for your life. Not waifus.

Those exist already, you can find those in ancient civilization's mythology.

Real life is already a grimdark pile of shit most of the time, stop pushing it here.

>> No.12397920

>>12397916
The truth can be hurtful.

>> No.12397922

>>12397907
It could work, I'd hope for a bunch of one shot stories and the odd sequel.

>> No.12397923

>>12397901
The problem with that is that by the time she asks you her MAMONO MANA will have made you grow so fond of her tentacles and made you feel curious about... certain things that there'd be no way you'd say no. I wouldn't consider that kind of brainwashing legitimate consent.

>> No.12397928

>>12397923
consent is overated

>> No.12397932

>>12397923
No amount of MM could make me want anything in the ass. I will go full shounen on this.

>> No.12397934

>>12397916
We're too toxic of a fandom. We'd just end up being side by side with bronies

>> No.12397937

>>12397923
If that's how you interpret demonic energy, then wouldn't that make every single monster girl a brainwasher?

KC said you could interpret things how you want, and I just don't see demonic energy corrupting everyone. Just in certain cases.

>> No.12397938

You think a Vampire's birthday holds any remarkable feelings to them? They're practically immortal.

Unless a human tells them 'Happy Birthday!' and they get all confused.

>> No.12397943

>>12397906
>Kitsune
>Gives you a craving for livers

>> No.12397946

>>12397835
You mean, something like Queen's Blade, but with monster girls?

>> No.12397948

>>12397938
They can celebrate the day they were "born" as vampires, their actual birth, or both. MGE vampires can be literally born as vampires too, I think.

>> No.12397949

>>12397906

I worded my post wrong, sorry. Kitsune are supposed to grant special power to their husbands though. So perhaps, if you fuck her enough, you can become a god. Then you can use your new god powers to even better fuck your kitsune wife.

It never ends.

>> No.12397950

>>12397835
Except this thread is NOT "MGE thread"

It's about every monster girl manga/anime/VN/novel ever.

>> No.12397952

>>12397934
>fandom

Do you see where you fucked up?

>> No.12397953

>>12397934
The only thing worse than the fact that you think there are people here who can take MGE to the same level as /mlp/, is the fact that I can actually see it if I try to reject it hard enough.

>> No.12397954

>>12397952
When MGE got a fourm.

>> No.12397955

>>12397943
That's Kumihos anon.
>>12397949
>Become a god
Eh, that seems a bit overpowered. Maybe just an increased affinity towards illusions? Disguise magic? I'm trying to not make these benefits broken anon.

>> No.12397956

>>12397938
Must be depressing being a vampire. Everytime your birthday rolls in is a reminder of how many years you've been alive and how many friends have died over your lifetime that weren't immortal

>> No.12397958

>>12397954
But that beast is dead now, anon

>> No.12397961

>>12397937
Monsters making men grow more attracted to their monstrous features and giving them new fetishes are all elaborated on in the books.

>> No.12397962

>>12397955
>That's Kumihos anon.
That's the point.
She cheated you, and you didn't even notice.

>> No.12397968

>>12397958
And now they are here.

>> No.12397969

Who is going to help me kill this thread so that one may be reborn from the ashes?

>> No.12397971

>>12397969
And don't start with a shitty image like the one in this thread, for fuck's sake.

>> No.12397975

>>12397955
Why is the idea of absolute power rejected so much here? Afraid someone will call you gary stu? I swear, /a/ is /v/2.0, why haven't you fucked already?

>> No.12397979

>>12397969
Yes but only if we get the edgelords to tripfag so we can hide their retarded bickering

>> No.12397981

>>12397969
Start with a pic made by the Japanese

>> No.12397984

>>12397969
Let's do it. Kill it.

>> No.12397986

>>12397981
>>12392224

>> No.12397988

>>12397955

Oh, I was just going by MGE. I dunno man, it could be anything from gaining a love of fried tofu to increased sexual drive. Kitsune have scary sexual stamina.

>> No.12397992

>>12397956
You have to think about it. Being immortal doesn't mean you're without depression.

To monsters like vampires who have to live extraordinarily long lives, they must of centuries of depression built up inside them.

When their birthday comes around, they probably sit in a cold dark room and pour themselves a glass of rich expensive red wine. But they indulge themselves in exotics daily so it loses it's luster.

And thus, they stay there, with a cup full of wine, reflecting on their unhappiness.


Then a good fuckstick comes along and they forget all about their unhappiness.

>> No.12397993

>>12397986

> No subject field
> deliberate nonsense

Get the fuck out.

>> No.12397994

>>12397986
Let's not use that thread though.
I wouldn't mind if yandere moth was in the OP though.

>> No.12397995

>>12397975
>/a/
Anon, where do you think we are?
And to answer your question, because absolute power is FUCKING BORING. If you can do anything there's no danger and no difficulty. Thus, boring. It's more fun if you have to work around weaknesses.

>> No.12397997

>>12397986
We are NT going into a living /jp/ thread. Do you want to agitate the natives more? Are you a spy?

>> No.12397999

>>12397986
No.

>> No.12398000

>>12397986
To that, I say this.

>>12393372

>> No.12398001

>>12397986

That doesn't even say Monstergirl Thread you idiot. In fact, the wording makes it sound like a 2hu thread.

>> No.12398003

>>12397986
We are not hijacking a thread. We're not really on equal footing with the natives already, lets not make things get too hasty

>> No.12398004

>>12397997
*NOT

>>12397995
But we are ex/a/, and anyone claiming this in an MGE thread is full of crap, since it's a fantasy land where all wishes come true.

>> No.12398005

>>12397992
>You'll never heal a vampire's pain with love and affection.
>You'll never accept her embrace and live forever by her side, your youth and body forever sustained by her demonic energy.
>You'll never sleep during the day and walk about during the night.
>You'll never fall asleep every day to her fanged smile.
It hurts to live anon.

>> No.12398006

>>12397997
>>12397999
>>12398000
>>12398001
>>12397994
>>12397993
>>12398003

thanks from bringing the end of thread closer.
at least your attention was not on blattering over MGE

>> No.12398010

>>12398006
I'm confused. Post count has nothing to do with how long the thread lives, it depends on it being pushed off the bottom of the catalog by new threads, which apparently only rarely happen here.

>> No.12398011

>>12398005

>Healing

For fuck's sake, i'm tired of faggots thinking that urban fantasy and MGs who require "healing" of any kind works.

It's like you faggots don't even bother looking up any of the original mythologies and beliefs about said monstergirls.

>Manticore, means man-eater
>Better turn her into a tomboy

>> No.12398012

>>12398006
What?

>> No.12398013

What is your favorite B.O.W, and what if it was a monstergirl?
Morpheus from Dead Aim doesn't count.

>> No.12398014

>>12397992
Truly immortality is not as peaches and gravy as it sounds
Damn, now I feel bad for vampires

>> No.12398023

>>12398010
That explains why /a/ felt better, at least we never ran out of images.

>> No.12398024

>>12398011
Please get out of here with your stale bullshit

>> No.12398027

>>12398011
If you can't heal a monster girl with your dick then she's not worth mentioning.

If you wanna discuss monsters non lewdly, then take it to somewhere like /tg/.

>> No.12398029

>>12398011
Where do you think we are?

That said, yes, about 90% of the people in these threads are faggots.

>> No.12398031

>>12398011
>>>/vg/

>> No.12398034

>>12398011

>It's like you faggots don't even bother looking up any of the original mythologies and beliefs about said monstergirls.
>following original mythologies and beliefs

If that where the case then they'd all be man eaters and sex would be non existent

>> No.12398035

>>12398011
>Implying manticores can't be man-eating monsters.

>> No.12398037

>>12398023
Yeah, hitting the 250 image limit on /a/ meant someone was dumping like a lunatic, it was really show with lots of reactions or we got a new chapter posted.

Here? Last image was 20 hours ago at least. Entire board is full of 5-30 post threads, it's fucking bizarre. Like how the threads are going but wow it's quiet outside.

>> No.12398041

>>12398027
Why don't we have a story like this yet? And one of a monstergirl healing someone with her V? I don't care if it's bad, in fact, it should be, tongue in cheek type of thing.

>> No.12398043

>>12398029

I didn't know you accounted for 90% of the posters anon

>> No.12398046

>>12397992
That's why you stay by her side to remind her how beautiful she is and how lucky you are of having her as your wife.

Man I love vampires and they don't get too many attention in these threads. I suppose that because they're vanilla as fuck.

>> No.12398047

>>12398005
I wrote a long story about this about 3 years or so back.
>She starts out hating men, because her father ended up killing her mother
>After 300 or so years, she needs a butler
>A young man takes the job, she's super tsun and abuses him daily
>Despite all that he tries his best to make her happy
>One day, she finds her heart beating unusually fast
>Goes to the doctor and finds out nothing is wrong
>Then it hits her, as the man smiles in response to the good news of nothing being wrong with her
>"Oh no, I'm love."
>She rejects it at first, but let's it slip one day at dinner that she finds his cooking delicious
>Her face goes flush red
>Eventually, she timidly holds his hand one night as he's tucking her in
>Eventually, confession to dating to marriage, and they grow old together
>The man dies and she's so stricken with grief she wanders the earth and plants moonflowers to commemorate him. Never truly finding happiness

>> No.12398048

>>12398037
These threads are live Las Vegas, massive city full of debauchery, illegal activity, sins and vice in the middle of a barren wasteland with towns and houses scattered about.

>> No.12398049

>>12398011
Why the fuck are you here then?

>> No.12398050

>>12398047
>>"Oh no, I'm love."
maybey a little more subtle

>> No.12398051

>>12398048
Hah, I can see it. Yes.

>> No.12398052

>>12398048
like* fuck man.

>> No.12398053

>>12398034
Barring Yuki Onna, Lamia and Succubi, I don't think there's any monstergirl who would fuck a human, mythology wise.

>> No.12398054

>>12398050
No she doesnt say it out loud, sorry. She thought it in her head. Should have specifed.

>> No.12398058

>>12398053
jap foxgirls would

>> No.12398060

So, what do /MGG/ thinks about Kaibutsu Oujo - Princess resurrection?

>> No.12398061

>>12398041
Ah, a nurse succubutt that heals patients with sexual acts?

>I have a problem arm!
>Blowjob
>My broken arm is healed!


Or sorry, you probably meant healing a wounded heart with her monster girl vagina. That's very romantic too, but the above scenario is hilarious.

>> No.12398062

>>12398054
Also
>All those missing words and fucked up sentences
I really shouldnt rush posts when I get excited.

>> No.12398063

>>12398048
That works pretty well
Although I've only ever been on the strip and the tower with that micro-amusement park.

>> No.12398065

You don't seem to understand.
1: There is no post limit, only a bump limit. Which is 300, which is also the image limit.
2: Threads stay on /jp/ for days with zero posts.
3: JUST MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD IF ITS ON PAGE 9/10 IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, ITS GOING TO DIE IN A COUPLE DAYS ANYWAY AND NOT BE BUMPED.

>> No.12398066

>>12398061
A doctor ushi-oni who heals broken men with rape.

Oh wait, that's already been written.

>> No.12398068

>>12398034

I'm referring to the fact that we have so many goddamned urban setting fantasies involving MGs without there being any reason for them to be there.

Take that shitty Anubis from Laska and Me.

>Egyptian God of the Dead
>Complete buttslut

Then Neil Gaiman's Anubis from American Gods

>Works as a mortician because that's what he's always done for the past 5000 years
>Came to America on the residual beliefs of immigrants

Not my fault people like Bob can't world build to save their fucking lives. You don't even have to create an entire world, just a setting.

>>12398061
>>12398027

Domina No Do technically had a monstergirl that was a War Goddess of some kind that did healing with her V.

I'm not even kidding.

>> No.12398072

>>12398065
>Ever having more than one thread at a time
I don't want /jp/'s natives to throw another shitfit anon. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm playing it safe.

>> No.12398076

>>12398065
No. We stay here until the thread dies.

>> No.12398079

>>12398072
Then you're just gonna have to deal with this thread being on page 10 with no images for another day, maybe even two days.

>> No.12398082

>>12398046
Vampires are traditionally overdone as fuck.

They've lost their allure over the years as they turned from aristocratic succubi to Twilight. Modern vampires are horrible. A cancerous blight on mankind. It's like fast moving zombies vs slow moving.

That said, the ones on MGE have far more semblance to Dracula, which makes them just fine as Monster Girls.

>> No.12398084

>>12398061
>That greentext

That's exactly what I meant! I actually laughed. But the serious take would be welcome as well. The point is, we know what we're reading, we're not expecting Shakespeare, and there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.12398085

>>12398068
>Monstergirl Anubises (Anubi?)
>Being gods
You do realize they're just Jackal girls with magic powers that share a name with Anubis right? They aren't actually him.

>> No.12398089

>>12398085

Yeah and Thunderbirds were worshipped as almost-Gods by the Native Americans. It comes with the territory of sharing the name.

You wouldn't fuck with an Anubis based on the fact that her name implies there's a multitude of horrible ways she could kill you.

>> No.12398091

>>12398065
Be patient, I hate how slow threads die here too, but them's the breaks. Accept it, and be glad we have a board to post on, don't fuck it up.

>> No.12398092

>>12398068
you are aware that Anubis in the context of that story are a species not the god right

>> No.12398093

>>12398054
even then, a little build up to it wouldn't hurt.

>> No.12398095

>>12398068
In his Anubis CYOA she was some kind of guide/judge of the dead. Was also kind of hinted that she had some kind of connection to the afterlife in Laska.

>> No.12398096

>>12398091
oh btw, is there still MGQ threads on /vg/?
never been there in a long time.

>> No.12398097

>>12398082
>Lost all allure
To you maybe. Much like any entity, there's always room for growth and change, and just enjoying what you like. Next thing I know you'll say action movies or comedy movies lost their allure because they're all the "same".

>> No.12398101

>>12398082

It's kind of disappointing that people never use the fact that Vampires can metamorph into stuff like the Strigoi from Warhammer, or mist, or bats.

It was a pleasant surprise when Dracula-Dad did it in Jitsu Wa.

>> No.12398103

>>12398093
Yeah, no I agree. My writing has improved a lot since high school. Now, I would have had at least a few chapters of build up of her trying to figure just why she feels this way. Maybe some conflict of "All men are bad, my father murdered my mom. But this guy seems to be nice" That sort of thing, where your pre-existing beliefs clash with new circumstances. In all if I were to rewrite it, I could definitely improve it. Maybe give it a better ending.

>> No.12398104

>>12398096
yes there is,
paradox demo came out so theres that

>> No.12398105

>>12398096
Did you misquote?

>> No.12398109

>>12398096

Last time I went there a few weeks back they where still arguing about "vanillafags trying to ruin their game" and "Vanilla fetishs" and "x character a shit"

>> No.12398112

>>12398105
Yeah, I forgot to erase my quoting.

>> No.12398115

>>12398109
paradox demo came out this week so they may not be doing that shit now
im staying away from there till the demo gets translated.

>> No.12398118

>>12398101
Would there be lewd applications for such an ability?

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