Which 2hu would you fill to the brim with your seed and impregnate? This is important research so I will need to know the methods you would use.

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Anonymous Sat Aug 16 16:55:40 2014 No.12380540 [Reply] [Original]

Which 2hu would you fill to the brim with your seed and impregnate?

This is important research so I will need to know the methods you would use.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 16:59:03 2014 No.12380550 File: 506 KB, 717x800, 55db5a6b94044e0808c554fed1b74abe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 17:00:17 2014 No.12380555 Rumia, then I want her to eat me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 17:02:45 2014 No.12380565 File: 210 KB, 850x1166, 1338612476645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <<<

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 17:05:39 2014 No.12380574 File: 552 KB, 708x1000, 6d3094908e88fad724a0fae47fca3c08.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd impregnate Reimu to prolong her bloodline because monsters must remain contained. I do this for humanity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 17:29:31 2014 No.12380614 File: 716 KB, 1311x930, 2bf304895b0dbb7e8068cd3b65da4eb6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would never be so bold. However, I would let them start families on their own and help out.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 17:32:03 2014 No.12380621 >>12380540 Alle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 17:38:07 2014 No.12380636 File: 190 KB, 516x729, 0fd49ff0d947a0c1c0bab96f673e070e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380614 I'm sorry anon, but Keine already has a loving family.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 18:02:33 2014 No.12380719 File: 1.14 MB, 1012x1426, e7a634377f10023b51836c5822b4c4fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to breed only with humans

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 18:23:17 2014 No.12380781 >>12380621 Man spricht Englisch hier, Bernd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 18:56:30 2014 No.12380846 Suwako it would probably take a funnel and a few stored milk jugs of jizz.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:08:17 2014 No.12380876 File: 616 KB, 700x938, 1397837681567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380719 Do hourai immortals count as human? Well Kaguya is obviously right out due to being a Lunarian, but still.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:17:41 2014 No.12380900 File: 1.32 MB, 1200x1623, Shameimaru.Aya.full.1314464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:19:54 2014 No.12380907 File: 907 KB, 1000x1278, 1370794851539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would raise a nuclear family with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:21:37 2014 No.12380911 File: 960 KB, 1132x1600, a6b5640ed62de8002288dc6ccce1c27b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice, by tricking her into consensual reverse-rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:28:17 2014 No.12380934 File: 170 KB, 536x784, 7adc1af568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Royalty >Canon most beautiful >Dat hair Literal perfection

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:29:33 2014 No.12380938 >>12380934 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:29:47 2014 No.12380939 File: 127 KB, 567x567, 1401983819132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patche would be a god-tier mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:38:44 2014 No.12380955 >>12380939 Sickly, bad diet, no exercise, head full of useless knowledge, surrounded by vicious youkai, and worst of all, can't breastfeed

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:39:30 2014 No.12380957 File: 74 KB, 495x778, pick up the phone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380876 Mokou is a modified human. Kaguya is a filthy xeno. >>12380934 I said xeno.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:43:18 2014 No.12380970 File: 1.37 MB, 1015x1400, 1404617349209.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make half-youkai abominations with Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:45:21 2014 No.12380974 Tender love with Aya

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:48:52 2014 No.12380990 The were-hacotaco has a motherly bosom! Also, she's comparatively good with children, in that she feels some responsibility towards them, instead of flying around causing trouble and/or drinking tea 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:49:00 2014 No.12380991 File: 424 KB, 1440x900, Duskbreak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love sign Master spark on Remilia. Yup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:49:23 2014 No.12380994 File: 149 KB, 651x1000, 1393792389853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This sassy devil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:52:56 2014 No.12381007 Why even live if I'm never going to hear Marisa say "Put a baby in me"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 19:53:40 2014 No.12381011 >>12380565 But I want the oni

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 20:37:20 2014 No.12381163 >>12380911 >tricking her into consensual reverse-rape. Run this by me again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 20:42:43 2014 No.12381175 Any/all of them. Except Wriggle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 20:47:21 2014 No.12381189 Probably Sanae because shes cheap and I could just say its my safe day

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 20:49:34 2014 No.12381193 >>12380970 Why would you do that to the world?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 20:51:07 2014 No.12381197 >>12381193 Someone has to fill the gap in her heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 20:51:34 2014 No.12381200 File: 221 KB, 744x1156, 45285298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3+ children. It'll be great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 20:55:00 2014 No.12381210 >>12381163 1. Trick Alice into wanting to rape me. 2. Secretly enjoy it and don't fight it once it starts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 20:55:52 2014 No.12381213 reimu by peeing in her bathwater

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 20:57:58 2014 No.12381219 File: 525 KB, 1000x1414, bbfbd65351b51860a2c9e820e41e6bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make new life with a beautiful death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 20:58:05 2014 No.12381221 File: 433 KB, 720x960, 1370624309807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doubt she could get pregnant, but that wouldn't stop me from trying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 21:00:13 2014 No.12381230 >>12381200 But the kids will constantly fight each other over who's getting the most attention. >>12381210 It's not rape if there's no struggle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 21:01:31 2014 No.12381233 File: 305 KB, 500x594, 3bb56fa4f04dfdf28704259145ec12fb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Such a perfect ruler of heaven and hell couldn't be any less perfect with at least two more children under her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 21:02:40 2014 No.12381239 File: 20 KB, 325x250, drugs_depressants_date-rape-drugs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12381230 >It's not rape if there's no struggle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 16 21:11:55 2014 No.12381269 >>12381200 Those hips could birth an army

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 00:22:58 2014 No.12381777 File: 512 KB, 1400x1440, 21017936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fug the bug and pollinate her flower with lots and lots of seed!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 00:38:26 2014 No.12381820 File: 595 KB, 800x1119, 1346711845118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kasen. She would be such a good mother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 00:44:42 2014 No.12381837 File: 398 KB, 700x989, 1d3842a2db732c55c0e8937f1f44b209.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nazrin. Gonna nibble those big ears and gently grope her ass leading to stroking her long tail while she's sitting on my lap facing me to kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 00:45:11 2014 No.12381838 >>12381777 poast "sorry wriggle"

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun Aug 17 00:47:43 2014 No.12381846 File: 548 KB, 2732x1932, Guns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380991

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 00:51:24 2014 No.12381856 File: 37 KB, 244x274, 1384989781806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12381846

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 00:56:14 2014 No.12381867 File: 133 KB, 424x584, Sorry Wriggle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12381838

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 01:24:44 2014 No.12381966 File: 29 KB, 416x333, bugglasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12381867 Poor wiggleru.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 01:30:23 2014 No.12381987 File: 866 KB, 652x280, pipe is king.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12381867

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 01:31:37 2014 No.12381994 File: 338 KB, 891x800, 1408161098767.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12381867

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 01:35:38 2014 No.12382013 File: 319 KB, 1055x1500, d2445a4cdd3b9eceb1067ace129a7a57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be surrounded by cute little glowing butts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 01:39:22 2014 No.12382028 File: 431 KB, 1123x1600, Moegane Wriggle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12381966

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 02:03:14 2014 No.12382099 File: 371 KB, 713x999, hawt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380540

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 02:12:11 2014 No.12382115 File: 355 KB, 572x1192, 1353601344534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380540 I want to fug Kaguya and make half-Lunarian babies with her.

>>	WeebDaddy69 Sun Aug 17 02:18:26 2014 No.12382136 File: 1.88 MB, 4128x2322, 7b8e86a4-c85a-4e91-b603-f547ad8c0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 02:21:42 2014 No.12382147 Man, I want to HAVE NON CONSENSUAL SEX WITH a fairy

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 02:25:04 2014 No.12382159 File: 490 KB, 1000x1000, donotstartlestar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12382147

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 02:26:38 2014 No.12382170 I can't picture myself as a father.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 02:43:55 2014 No.12382205 >>12382170 How about as a mother?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 02:45:52 2014 No.12382208 >>12382205 Even less so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 15:56:27 2014 No.12384851 Go Remilia or go home

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 16:20:03 2014 No.12384909 File: 117 KB, 800x473, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >can't orgasm unless she's murdering

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 16:20:06 2014 No.12384910 File: 512 KB, 800x800, 5e2387112d4e9b2cdd111c219aa611f6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380970 No way, man. I've already got dibs on filling the world with a new generation of Old Ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 16:23:48 2014 No.12384922 File: 195 KB, 449x538, worst.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12381837 Have fun with your hundreds of dirty rat children

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 16:25:14 2014 No.12384928 File: 105 KB, 1000x700, 19820563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would rather see the half-youkai shopkeeper give Sakuya her children. I think it would be a very happy and wonderful event.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 16:31:57 2014 No.12384947 >>12384922 Source please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 16:33:15 2014 No.12384950 >>12381846 I bet you were waiting just to post that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 16:33:17 2014 No.12384951 >>12384947 You probably don't want it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 16:41:42 2014 No.12384982 >>12381197 Admit it, all you want is to fill the gap between her legs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 16:58:04 2014 No.12385043 >>12384947 How about you put a little effort and find it yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 17 23:53:39 2014 No.12386377 File: 322 KB, 765x765, 05521c62d78c7f5a166cfd2f606dd936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12384922 No problem, I will clean them thoroughly every nook and cranny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 18 00:00:50 2014 No.12386403 >>12381837 Nazrin is a mouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 18 00:03:47 2014 No.12386410 I want to fire a big hot load all over Marisa after fucking her without consent

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 18 00:46:19 2014 No.12386520 >>12381777 >her

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 18 01:10:38 2014 No.12386578 File: 956 KB, 1000x1231, 41c50526e56602efd20df842b92e4b12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12386403 So? What's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 18 01:17:04 2014 No.12386593 >>12386520 I was waiting for someone to say that. Surprised it took this long. Wriggle is a girl. But I'd fug a boy Wriggle, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 18 08:48:10 2014 No.12387753 File: 195 KB, 423x412, 1401662092683.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12384910 Fug you dude, she's my wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 18 13:10:34 2014 No.12388468 File: 438 KB, 704x874, 835364d73952a767162d8576501ab46c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sanae's womb will be my baby batter's EZ Bake Oven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 18 23:02:09 2014 No.12390333 >>12388468 >my baby batter's EZ Bake Oven. Yes. Yes,

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 00:42:56 2014 No.12390641 [SPOILER]

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>>12384928
>those fairy wings
Something went on between Rin and Dai. Rin can't even bear the thought of having a child with Sakuya's genes. That's how much of a shit she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 00:48:29 2014 No.12390661 File: 103 KB, 600x847, f06f5da5e2ef0eb915ff1dc8b40dde78.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12387753 your waife my kids

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 00:49:45 2014 No.12390668 File: 12 KB, 120x61, 1407278504192.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12390661 ur lips my ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 00:51:00 2014 No.12390672 >>12390668 gay/10 dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 03:18:13 2014 No.12391078 File: 880 KB, 634x900, 35854356_big_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nazrin. I would do it all romantic-like. I want 3 or 4 mousey kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 03:35:54 2014 No.12391134 how would sex with yuugi turn out? best 2hu

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 03:47:46 2014 No.12391160
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I would think that my dearest Izayoi Sakuya would be completely dominant in all aspects apart from serving her mistress. She would have her way with me, and I will be subjected to her will. Whether I impregnate her or not is a matter of if she would look at me as a lover instead of as an object through my affection and devotion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 04:19:21 2014 No.12391239 File: 388 KB, 825x900, kaenbyou rin (64).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this fucking cat. no matter the day or weather, I will fuck her like no tomorrow and give her as many babies as she wants.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:10:33 2014 No.12391331 File: 276 KB, 457x600, 1401305583297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cum lots inside Okuu! I'm gonna pump her full of my seed until her belly grows huge!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:24:47 2014 No.12391360 File: 316 KB, 1000x1414, 42931206a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380990 She also whip 'em good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:25:49 2014 No.12391365 >>12381175 Including Rinnosuke? Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:27:20 2014 No.12391371 >>12391360 why is rumia being punished so badly? Jesus christ, she's just a little girl

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:27:58 2014 No.12391372
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To the brim is probably going to be hard with an oni. I will probably break first unless I find some magical artifacts or spells to physically enhance myself so as to not have my pelvis shattered.

I will have to go on a journey across Gensokyo to find these artifacts and spells, fighting off all manner of youkai while armed with what little I could find in the human village to defend myself.

After I gather my preparations I must face my greatest challenge. Actually fighting and defeating an oni so I can have sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:28:48 2014 No.12391377 >>12391371 Forgot her homework for the last time. There's a similar drawing with Mystia, but I don't really understand she get punished. Something to do with flowers and seed. Fuck Google Translate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:31:02 2014 No.12391388 File: 367 KB, 937x1335, tewtretrewt3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okuu. Consentual sex for the purpose of procreation, followed by butt stuff with Koishi.

>>	None !u.ddykRmDU Tue Aug 19 05:31:07 2014 No.12391390 File: 104 KB, 3188x1436, 52a0b5da40ab4ca6a25d4e5644a903bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all of these peons with pleb-tier taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:34:25 2014 No.12391400 >>12391372 I like the way you think.

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:48:21 2014 No.12391439
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I want to do the nasty with Rumia. First anal, and later, have kids with her.
I'll teach them how to be backstabbing little bastards, and Rumia'll teach them how to hide in the darkness.
And I'll call the kid Garrett.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:50:14 2014 No.12391446 >>12391400 More fun when you have to earn it, no?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 05:56:37 2014 No.12391461 >>12391446 Don't you mean : "funnier"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 06:01:25 2014 No.12391472 >>12391461 Yes, especially if it involves an overly complicated adventure.

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 06:02:33 2014 No.12391475
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>>12391472
At least getting Yuugi won't be complicated : drink with her, befriend her, and you get her.
Getting Aya is a lot more complicated, since she's arrogant and believes herself to deserve better than a human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 06:12:08 2014 No.12391496 Wouldn't it be impossible to fill a vagina with cum when your penis is moving? Wouldn't it force the cum out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 06:15:13 2014 No.12391498 >>12391475 I always assumed courting an oni would involve having to beat them in a physical fight. As for her maybe you can just impress her with your skills in the field of journalism or photography or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 06:17:45 2014 No.12391504 >>12391498 Depends of your headcanon, I guess. Yuugi was pretty friendly in SA, but yeah, there's a difference between talking to a human rampaging in the city and fucking with a weakling male.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 06:42:31 2014 No.12391579 >>12391504 Yuugi's probably like one of those tall sporty girls who get off on bullying shorter, weaker dudes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 06:43:05 2014 No.12391581 File: 418 KB, 715x1000, b247183f71066313d48f31234b503625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's a jerk and all that, but I still want to. She has this strange effect on me. I'd have trouble trusting her with the kids though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 06:55:42 2014 No.12391604 >>12391581 Can she have children in the state that she is in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 06:57:39 2014 No.12391611 File: 758 KB, 1280x770, ba146f6ac9c260aec0ae7a75b789e37b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12391604 You can ask the same thing about all artifact spirit, as their body is just an expansion of the original item.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 06:59:02 2014 No.12391617 >>12391604 Well, it won't stop me from trying anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 07:23:14 2014 No.12391680 >>12380540 Figure of this when? I want to coat those legs

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 07:34:04 2014 No.12391713 >>12391680 With what, water proofing stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 07:57:38 2014 No.12391842 >>12391713 In batter for frying, dumbassmo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 08:26:46 2014 No.12391957 >>12380907 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 08:31:30 2014 No.12391980 File: 664 KB, 1389x1018, okuu simpsons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380907

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 08:32:35 2014 No.12391986 File: 761 KB, 945x945, 87fdf888bd26cc2e337a3dc1a4bd597f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12391078 Mah nigga. All those mini Nazrins would brighten our home. What's the source on that pic? Can't find anything on google search.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 08:34:34 2014 No.12391995 >>12391980 Western "art" is forbidden.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 08:37:36 2014 No.12392005 >>12391078 >>12391986 Holy hell that's cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 08:38:55 2014 No.12392013 File: 151 KB, 800x1012, o sister where art thou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12391995 Don't be such a weeb

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 08:39:32 2014 No.12392018 >>12392013 >don't be a weeb >on /jp/ Hahahahaha.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 08:42:27 2014 No.12392031 >>12392013 Nigga I ain't even from here and I know you're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 09:01:35 2014 No.12392083 File: 788 KB, 700x989, 45068582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380540 normally unless i accidentally her anus in that case, clean and repeat

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 09:13:26 2014 No.12392117 >>12392083 >clean 2hus don't poop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 09:17:42 2014 No.12392133 File: 269 KB, 600x720, 1388619307834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12391579 Sporty!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 09:40:08 2014 No.12392202 File: 223 KB, 850x1105, 1407100046093 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to lovingly abuse her~

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 09:46:37 2014 No.12392234 >>12392117 not when people are looking that would be embarrassing!

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 09:47:35 2014 No.12392237
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I want to have rough sex with Seija. I want to bend her over a table and do her from behind while constantly repeating in her ear "I hate so much".
And after I fucked her, I would say "you're a poor excuse of a dick greaser, I don't want to see you ever again, if you ever get kids, I'll drown them".

She'll get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 09:47:41 2014 No.12392240 >>12392234 especially when it comes out the front

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 09:51:01 2014 No.12392250 I must pick just one? Tenshi I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 09:59:39 2014 No.12392287 File: 157 KB, 1000x1405, 1407427400831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really want to have a lot of sex with Momiji, and I would also want to take responsibility if she were to get pregnant from the sex!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 10:03:11 2014 No.12392296 Stay away from Sanae and you should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 10:19:04 2014 No.12392341 File: 149 KB, 1218x864, 1408142949858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fuck Kokoro while she's desperately trying to find a suitable mask for the feeling of "feeling good but wants more".

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 10:19:46 2014 No.12392344 File: 272 KB, 800x1200, 1376747020088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392237 The fact fact that I have grand-aunt named Seija makes reading your post bit awkward. On-topic, I really would like to have fun with Satori.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 10:20:06 2014 No.12392347 >>12392341 Wrong picture, sorry.

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 10:25:39 2014 No.12392371
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>>12392344
>The fact fact that I have grand-aunt named Seija makes reading your post bit awkward.
Gross, dude.
Where're you from? Seija doesn't sound american.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 10:38:58 2014 No.12392395 >>12392371 I wasn't aware that American was a language.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 10:40:24 2014 No.12392399 File: 81 KB, 300x300, 132931259137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392371 Finland.

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 10:43:20 2014 No.12392411
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>>12392395
Don't be silly, everyone must speak American today. Just try to visit the Old World and speak American here, the natives will shake their head and mumble nonsense sounding like "bloody yanks".

>>12392399
Sorry to break your mind, but the reason I like Seija is that she's the only touhou I can punish.
Through if I had to court her, things would be different. Of course, since she's a fugitive, it makes things simpler.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 10:57:41 2014 No.12392462 File: 111 KB, 796x2448, V4UOrZ9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392395 It's the freedom language

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 11:30:47 2014 No.12392555
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>>12380540
>I will need to know the methods you would use.
Sorry, I missed that. Well, I guess it would go like this :
>be me
>arrived in Gensokyo after getting completely lost
>ends up liking the place
>take a job as a farmer because I'm a filthy environnementalist who likes seeing stuff grow
>occasionally plant some marijuana
>go to the barn one day
>find Seija hiding in it
>"whatcha doing here, mate?"
>"Shut up. There's no reward for me, so leave me alone!"
>get suspicious
>visit Kotohime's station
>finds out there's a reward
>take a few eggs and return to the barn
>"hey you're a fugitive?"
>"I'm not a fugitive and I still have plenty o' friends. They'll help you. You watch."
>"Whatever, eat these eggs."
>"What the fuck?"
>"Sorry I forgot to cook them, I'll be right back."
>comes back with cooked eggs
>"eat that and tell me it's awesome, I picked them myself."
>"it's shit."
>"Whatever bitch"
>"don't come back"
>"okay, I'll come back"
>two months later, we get married

Something like that, I think. With less stupid egg jokes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 11:55:54 2014 No.12392650 >>12392555 Seija would much rather prefer being raped. She can act like she doesn't want it, but she's begging for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 11:58:40 2014 No.12392658 >>12392650 I wanted to write that part too, but /jp/ is supposed to be safe, and I ran out of space anyway.

>>	Catiamz Tue Aug 19 12:22:38 2014 No.12392738 >>12392555 that was seriuosly hillarious

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 12:56:53 2014 No.12392838

>>12392650
>later, she finally warms up a bit
>starts talking about why she's a fugitive in a land where Interpol doesn't even exists
>she starts explaining she manipulated too many people
>"that wasn't a lie. I just said half-truth"
>"hu-hu"
>"and the they blamed me for everything"
>"so that's why you're here by yourself."
>"no, that..."
>"your friends all abandoned you..."
>stand over her
>"nobody knows you're here..."
>she's still sitting, doesn't understand what's going on
>"if I were to rape you here, nobody would know"
>her eyes start sparkling
>IHaveMadeAHugeMistake.png
>turns my back, start running
>she pounces me
>rapes me while I'm screaming and begging for her to stop shoving her vagina on my dick
>after an hour, she's finally satisfied
>I'm crying in the foetal position
>"that wasn't that bad"
>"at least one of us enjoyed it"
>"you wouldn't have gotten hard if you weren't enjoying it"
>"true, but I'm the nameless guy, I'm supoosed to do the raping"
>"not anymore. Welcome to my world, where I do the raping."
>HolyFuckingShit.gif
>"please god don't tell me I'll get pregnant"
>"impossible, but I'm working to fix this"
>JesusChrist.webm
>"and now I can't get married"
>"what a sissy. Fine, I'll take responsability"
>we get married
>honeymoon is interrupted by bounty hunters knocking at the door
>"we were waiting for you to finish, but his screams are too scary"
>she goes through the window after blowing half the room
>I'm found unconcious, completely naked, with bite marks on my shoulder and my dick still hard
>make it to the Bunbunmaru's cover page, along with comments regarding Amanojakus' sexual lives
That got awkward fairly quickly. Maybe it's time to finally play Impossible SpellCard and know how it ends for the fugitive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 12:57:57 2014 No.12392843 File: 275 KB, 562x842, e3ef34fcd55324693d355de02157910c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12392838 Unnecessary picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 13:33:05 2014 No.12392944 File: 1.26 MB, 1000x1100, 42132800_big_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 14:13:35 2014 No.12393062 >>12392944 I want to do many things to that ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 15:09:58 2014 No.12393232 >>12391986 やったねナズーリン妹がふえるよ！ Also, SauceNAO works. You really should have tried that first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 16:51:53 2014 No.12393525 >>12391388 >brown baby NOPE

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 17:11:41 2014 No.12393589 >>12392347 Show me the right picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 17:20:46 2014 No.12393620 >>12392399 What does this phrase mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 17:28:16 2014 No.12393647 This thread makes me want to fap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 17:33:08 2014 No.12393660 >>12393647 /jp/ makes me want to fap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 17:37:57 2014 No.12393672 >>12393525 You expect someone born and living around flames constantly to be as pale as you? Get with the times, brown is in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 17:39:15 2014 No.12393675 >>12393672 No thanks, Jamal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 17:40:02 2014 No.12393677 >>12393660 I'll always have fond memories of my jerk off bud though, and our time together /jp/. Thanks you so much!

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Anonymous Tue Aug 19 18:12:17 2014 No.12393755
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I'd impress her with a show of strength and skill! After I've managed to successfully dislodged her katana from my stomach and recovered, I'd ask her for marriage since she seems like the old-school type.

The only problem would be, do I fuck her or her ghost half? Would our offspring be quarter-phantom then? What would that even look like?

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 18:48:46 2014 No.12393851

>>12393755
Since it would be hard to physically beat her, I'd challenge her to a mental challenge. She's headstrong but not all that clever so it would be easy to best her. After that, it's all about reaping the sweet reward of filling her up like a balloon.

Children wouldn't be a problem. Quarter phantom would probably be like a Myon but smaller.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 18:52:13 2014 No.12393858 File: 134 KB, 850x809, Remishowing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380991 It's been a while since I posted. Looks like Remilia's starting to shooooow~ <3

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:09:48 2014 No.12393906 >>12393755 >>12393851 This was already discussed many times. There are no quarter-phantoms. The offspring would either be human or half-phantom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:21:20 2014 No.12393945 File: 61 KB, 756x597, c0f9e27715006d0446be9cba297b5dd56f223a51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna give Ran a litter!

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:34:51 2014 No.12393973

>>12393755
I want to take Youmu and pound the nerdiness out of her. Even if it takes all night, I'll leave her a garbling mess by the time I'm through with her.

The human body isn't designed to take that much man-goo, but she ain't completely human either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:48:59 2014 No.12394001 File: 224 KB, 900x900, 45115447_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:51:40 2014 No.12394561 >>12393858 >>12393945 >>12394001 I shouldn't be surprised that pregnant 2hous are a thing, but I am.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:59:55 2014 No.12394579 >>12394561 I honestly surprised it's not a bigger thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 23:04:43 2014 No.12394600 >>12394579 There needs to be more of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 10:23:14 2014 No.12396051 >>12394561 Feet fetishes are a thing, like spanking, so why not pregnant touhous? I'm sure armpits are a fetish for some people too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 10:32:35 2014 No.12396068 >>12393620 Cirno's Advice Strongest of them all

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 10:57:03 2014 No.12396129 >>12394579 >>12394600 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 11:46:12 2014 No.12396289 >>12396051 A natural biological process can't be a fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 12:27:29 2014 No.12396485 >>12396289 Spanking is a natural behaviour and course of action. And yet it's a fetish too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 12:35:12 2014 No.12396506 >>12391986 >>12391078 EEK EEK

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 12:35:29 2014 No.12396510 >>12396289 You would think that and yet so many people find pregnancy off putting. There was a fetish chart on /a/ and I was surpirised to see how many anons put pregnancy as a turn off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 12:37:21 2014 No.12396518 >>12396510 >There was a fetish chart on /a/ Shit, should've participated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 12:37:39 2014 No.12396520 >>12396510 Because those are teenage girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:23:00 2014 No.12396726 >>12396520 So you say I can't spank teenage girls? Or did I misunderstood something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:51:33 2014 No.12396811 >>12396051 Are you saying that you're not a fan of armpits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:54:15 2014 No.12396816 >>12396510 That shouldn't be a surprise. It's a clear biological sign that the woman is taken by someone, and I'm sure 99-100% of the pregnant women any given man see's in their life isn't partner.

Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:57:21 2014 No.12396829
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Impregnation is my favorite fetish, but I don't like preggo sex. I think pregnant women should be cuddled and loved, not ravaged even if she longs for it herself.

That just makes long awaited sex after pregnancy even more enjoyable!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 14:11:47 2014 No.12396884 >>12396816 >sign that the woman is taken by someone That just flips my NTR switch on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 16:40:38 2014 No.12397399 File: 2.82 MB, 2300x2300, 0acb96b3c37bb0cfbc6c291b10fc33eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Matting like rabbits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 16:48:40 2014 No.12397434 >>12397399 Do... rabbits actually do that? I never knew they liked mats so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:19:52 2014 No.12397527 File: 703 KB, 1600x1600, 0010523c74c74ac1096fc0d601ae4c04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12397434 Bloody auto correct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:31:58 2014 No.12397574 File: 1.20 MB, 2700x2500, 1368928077620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She'd be a good mommy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:35:06 2014 No.12397590 >>12397574 Requesting "How about you go outside and have real friends"

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:35:36 2014 No.12397594 >>12397590 No, that's mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:53:59 2014 No.12397658 >>12397527 >>12397399 Why are rabbits always such useless sluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:57:17 2014 No.12397670 File: 1021 KB, 1216x1797, reisen43.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12397658 Reisen's not useless and not a slut. I can't speak for Tewi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:59:58 2014 No.12397685 >>12397670 Tewi's just a dick who fucks with everyone, including Moonbitches and Kaguya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 18:08:58 2014 No.12397706 File: 191 KB, 850x1020, b514fa9211ce75bd4183311d9933fb0e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan and remi are the only options

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 18:17:21 2014 No.12397729 >>12397706 I want to delete that picture from existence!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 18:28:59 2014 No.12397772 >>12397574 My heart

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 18:30:35 2014 No.12397779 >>12397574 She'd probably threaten to kill your kids all the time, dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 18:41:54 2014 No.12397819 >>12397706 Why is she sucking another vampi ... i mean, with the ... why is she pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:02:59 2014 No.12397888 >>12397706 >>12397819 What happens if a vampire sucks out another vampires blood? And why don't they ever do that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:07:58 2014 No.12397914 >>12397888 I always assumed it was because vampires have so little blood themselves. They're always so pale, and as the undead it could very well be that their hearts aren't in working order.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:13:44 2014 No.12397940 >>12381233 but she died

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:15:11 2014 No.12397944 >>12397888 In WoD younger vampires get stronger sucking the blood of their elders. it's called diablerie and completely illegal in vampire societies

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:20:53 2014 No.12397966 >>12397940 Prove it

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:22:29 2014 No.12397972 File: 304 KB, 395x395, 1358867012485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12381846 Thanks. I'm grabbing this image to use back on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:37:06 2014 No.12398032 File: 1.03 MB, 1068x1500, 3c989e5b4ca670a59b77b094782d729b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12397729 But vampires are hot, especially incest vampire yuri with some blood sucking mixed in

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:42:41 2014 No.12398057 >>12380991 >>12398032 Daily reminder that vampires can't get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:56:28 2014 No.12398110 >>12397779 She wouldn't go through with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:57:44 2014 No.12398113 >>12397944 Doesn't that also kill the older vampire?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 19:58:17 2014 No.12398116 >>12397779 >alice >killing her own kids Wut?

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Anonymous Wed Aug 20 20:32:03 2014 No.12398196

>>12398113
Yes

in the gehenna scenarios (end of the world) the newest generations turn as many humans as possible into vampires and use them as cannon fodder to zerg rush the ancients and suck them dry. Their blood is so thin sunlight doesn't affect them and they can get pregnant too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 21:01:15 2014 No.12398306 >>12398057 You're just not trying hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 21:04:09 2014 No.12398313 >>12398196 The only stuff I know about WoD is from VtM:B. That was a ton of fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 21:31:29 2014 No.12398398 I would have four kids with any of the ara ara touhous until she got chunky and flabby, then I would have four more kids with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 21:41:16 2014 No.12398429 >>12398398 Fine, you can have your old, worn out ara ara hags, while I take all the lolis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 21:43:29 2014 No.12398439 >>12398429 Good, I'll make more lolis for you guys. Give me the touhous with big breeding hips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 21:55:48 2014 No.12398490 >>12398439 Would you give your daughter to a /jp/er?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 22:09:46 2014 No.12398552 >>12398439 No, no, no you have it all wrong. It is precisely because they don't have wide child bearing hips and yet you still make them bear children is what makes it so alluring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 22:57:00 2014 No.12398657 >>12398490 Sure you guys are my buddies, and if you back off and let me have the ara ara~ , there is no reason for me to be selfish and keep the lolis too. What would I even do with so many lolis anyways?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 23:09:56 2014 No.12398693 >>12380540 This would've been perfect if it weren't for the small ass calves

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 23:26:23 2014 No.12398716 >>12398693 Here I was thinking I was alone in appreciating calves

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 15:23:18 2014 No.12401208 File: 1.23 MB, 1467x1043, 1406914413483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think Alice or Sakuya would want to get pregnant, so it's a "no thanks" for me!

>>	Scrapper !!AJ15d2+xYas Thu Aug 21 15:32:12 2014 No.12401230 >>12392555 >You have to eat all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 15:32:20 2014 No.12401231 >>12398116 Explosive dolls, remember? >>12398693 You're not looking at the best part. The pronounced ankle-bones. >>12401208 Alice wants to be like a human, so she'll want to be pregnant to complete the transformation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 15:32:49 2014 No.12401233 File: 1.36 MB, 1680x1260, insemination chamber.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] splosh splosh

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 15:38:07 2014 No.12401248 yukari every night I hope she gaps into my room and we fuck like unprotected animals

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 15:43:20 2014 No.12401261 File: 26 KB, 275x251, 1349389806542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12401248

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 16:06:52 2014 No.12401314 File: 445 KB, 550x776, fab90f6a4c49f2d471a8d9962c421d87.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since she very likely has no friends, she should be an easy target. She's pretty cute so I would probably stick around

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 16:08:41 2014 No.12401316 File: 149 KB, 904x410, love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okuu. I want a baby with her so badly. Methods? Hand holding while kissing in the missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 16:38:57 2014 No.12401418 >>12401233 That wouldn't work, would it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:05:28 2014 No.12401524 >>12401418 Why wouldn't it work? She'll have semen in all orifices before long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:08:24 2014 No.12401534 >>12401231 But she's a youkai, so she can't... it's sad, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:13:39 2014 No.12401553 >>12401231 What is Rinnosuke?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:19:55 2014 No.12401577 >>12401316 It is easier to get a girl pregnant in the doggy position.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:21:10 2014 No.12401581 >>12401316 Anal, despite being awesome, doesn't let you have kids.

Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:21:16 2014 No.12401583
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>>12401534
Why? Alice is a former human so she should still have all the required organs. And she can eat, drink, talk, sleep, dream, think and feel just like a normal human. So why wouldn't she be able to get pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:29:11 2014 No.12401609 >>12401231 What is Rinnosuke?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:30:14 2014 No.12401613 >>12401534 What is Rinnosuke?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:31:44 2014 No.12401618 >>12401577 No. It's missionary. The opening to the uterus moves during orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:48:39 2014 No.12401664 >>12401534 >>12401583 According to Akyuu, Magician Youkai are born, grow up, and give birth much like humans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:54:27 2014 No.12401677 >>12401664 >Patchouli is too weak to survive childbirth. She'll just respawn, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 18:03:58 2014 No.12401699 >>12401677 She's probably too weak to survive even the process of conception. >She'll just respawn, right? Of course not, she's not a fairy. Thankfully there's such thing as caesarean section.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 18:12:30 2014 No.12401720 >>12401208 Cute pic dude, I'd love to take it easy with Alice and drink some tea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 18:24:24 2014 No.12401742 >>12401618 What if you hold her at a slight angle and massage her belly as well? Maybe that would help.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 07:34:59 2014 No.12403705 >>12401581 >perfectly good, beautiful, fertile vagina >stick it in her shit filled rectum Closet homo bullshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 09:29:41 2014 No.12403847 File: 397 KB, 1010x1507, 3e0e9646db0e3bdaa21ed26de04fb6b8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380540 Pissing dog style.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 09:54:09 2014 No.12403878 >>12391258 Foot melting, fish tail for hand

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 10:11:26 2014 No.12403901 File: 586 KB, 1524x1679, 45484780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 10:26:29 2014 No.12403925 >>12401524 Wouldn't human sperms be too big for her eggs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 10:27:59 2014 No.12403927 >>12403925 Not to mention it's not penetrating deep enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 10:45:23 2014 No.12403948 File: 958 KB, 1208x1887, 44726865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 11:29:00 2014 No.12404036 >>12403927 If you shake her hard enough her bottom will at some point slap against the glass with enough force that the semen shoots up inside her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 11:29:42 2014 No.12404036,1 >>12392555 >>12392838 Uhh...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 11:52:36 2014 No.12404075 >>12403925 It wouldn't be a noticeable difference and relative cell size should be the same regardless of organism

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 12:46:43 2014 No.12404146 >>12404036 She'll be pretty bruised and battered.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 12:53:58 2014 No.12404161 >>12404146 Just the way I like 'em.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 14:32:00 2014 No.12404161,1 >>12404036,1 ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 16:48:20 2014 No.12404712 File: 1.66 MB, 1500x1600, 1392640550805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli has something to tell you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 16:51:31 2014 No.12404717 >>12404712 >time to take responsibility But most of /jp/ would run away. They can't into commitment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 17:16:15 2014 No.12404780 >>12404717 >They can't into Haha such an epic post!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 17:21:50 2014 No.12404792 >>12404780 Not as epic as yours lmao!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 19:08:35 2014 No.12405064 >>12404717 I would run away if it was Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 19:13:29 2014 No.12405078 >>12405064 Umu. Patchouli sucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 19:17:47 2014 No.12405088 >>12405064 >not raising a family with patche you're the worst kind of faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 21:56:48 2014 No.12405366 File: 54 KB, 506x800, 5db0b24e94d87537729394c7d4f105e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone knocked up Rumia already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 21:59:16 2014 No.12405372 >>12405366 No, I think someone was just eaten by Rumia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 21:59:33 2014 No.12405373 File: 283 KB, 750x937, What, no that's not a hand, are you nuts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12405366 Nah, Yukari must have gapped someone recently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:02:00 2014 No.12405376 >>12405366 Loli can't get pregnant. A single image isn't enough to prove they can, either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:03:02 2014 No.12405381 Sexual intercourse is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:28:57 2014 No.12405428 >>12405366 At least Rumia is nice enough to feed whoever is trapped in her stomach

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:39:38 2014 No.12405448 File: 61 KB, 602x1000, defceeed98089e3303892ffff7cc5d8f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12405376 What about two images?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:41:21 2014 No.12405454 File: 114 KB, 708x900, fc567a5d35afc1ae2e6be022562d7ccd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12405376 Or a third?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:42:34 2014 No.12405458 File: 215 KB, 600x600, 71c61712c1ccd1d09050a9b91692886b[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12405454 Why not make it four?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:45:02 2014 No.12405464 >>12405458 Because that is too many

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:46:00 2014 No.12405467 File: 51 KB, 530x682, Just_don't.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12405448 >>12405454 >>12405458 Sexualizing the Rumia is Verboten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:47:41 2014 No.12405470 File: 289 KB, 800x800, 1405915149170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12405467 I completely agree

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:49:41 2014 No.12405474 File: 78 KB, 600x800, 1e60fd0f277be1fe3c8f886bc5c8841f[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12405464 >>12405467 >>12405470 (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:55:22 2014 No.12405484 >>12405467 But it's just admiring her beautiful form

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 22:59:48 2014 No.12405487 File: 43 KB, 391x389, rumia anal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12405474 You're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 02:18:14 2014 No.12405877 >>12404712 I'd tell her I'm going out to buy milk and cigarettes then hop on a train and never look back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 02:30:43 2014 No.12405897 >>12404712 Time to celebrate, I need my Samoan attorney, a red convertible, and a bunch of drugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 02:37:41 2014 No.12405905 File: 463 KB, 2480x3007, 1398038309818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd tell her that making a family with me would be perfect for her cover identity in the village.

Anonymous Sat Aug 23 02:47:34 2014 No.12405914
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>>12380957
Kaguya is a Lunarian, a race descended from humans that left Terra to settle on the moon away from corrupting influences. She's an Abhuman at worst, Inquisitor-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 02:51:21 2014 No.12405919 >>12405905 >Severed head on a pillow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 02:55:36 2014 No.12405926 >>12405905 Disembodied heads can't get pregnant, anon. She's not a yukkuri.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 02:58:13 2014 No.12405931 File: 113 KB, 937x1000, f351e61f0dfb448b3bc36b6a3740eec9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12405919 >>12405926 Her other bits should be fully functional.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 03:02:12 2014 No.12405940 File: 566 KB, 900x1200, 45374465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 04:15:01 2014 No.12406113 File: 157 KB, 600x800, 1550741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post your warm-feeling pregnant Touhou pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 04:16:38 2014 No.12406118 File: 121 KB, 684x730, 2007_5_16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12406113 Flan looks so motherly in this picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 06:28:48 2014 No.12406373 >>12406113 Is she gonna spew out spiderlings like >>12384922

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 06:55:08 2014 No.12406413 >>12406118 It's so cute! In love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 07:14:41 2014 No.12406461 File: 113 KB, 629x1000, 15420423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12406373 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 08:28:59 2014 No.12406640 >>12405940 This seems like a really bad idea. But I'd still do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 09:28:10 2014 No.12406708 File: 513 KB, 800x1147, 1391303418630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12380550 Same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 10:00:12 2014 No.12406765 File: 336 KB, 800x800, 44374445_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12405905 Which hole?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 10:30:22 2014 No.12406806 >>12401314 She's just a weirdo. Nobody wants her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 10:42:23 2014 No.12406818 >>12406806 She's the first legitimately cute touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 13:40:31 2014 No.12407220 >>12406806 it's because she's a weirdo that I like her and probably would have a chance. Also, she has a very cute design.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 14:07:33 2014 No.12407274 File: 154 KB, 630x1008, dd5b546f240e167321111c5620eb7b8f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12406765 Boy, that's hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 14:17:18 2014 No.12407298 File: 662 KB, 1200x800, 45540036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Aug 23 14:33:02 2014 No.12407345
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Byakuren in a HEARTBEAT. I would gladly give up meat and alcohol if Byakuren allowed me to coat her warm, soft, delicate womb with copious amounts of my hot sticky seed while burying my face in her bountiful bosom suckling on her taut nipples. Once done we can lay there in our sweaty embrace gazing at each other in both a loving and lustful manner.

Ultimately she would make the best wife and mother to our many children, living with her will be like experiencing Nirvana. Living our days sipping on tea and nuzzling each other smelling her sweet scent everyday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 14:45:38 2014 No.12407378 File: 732 KB, 2380x3507, 38531366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12406765 All of them, just to be sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 15:02:14 2014 No.12407419 File: 480 KB, 1395x800, 43830714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12406765 Popliteal Fossa, maybe.

Anonymous Sat Aug 23 15:21:44 2014 No.12407471

>>12407345
>sipping tea and nuzzling
No, dude. Monks were warriors. They had to be since enemies came for their lives constantly. You'd be spending your days training or in an infirmary while she slept with influential villagers for worshippers and financial backing. Alsoo, monks were celibate. You can't even as much as kiss or jack off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 16:07:40 2014 No.12407603 >>12406818 She's also the first real crowslut in the series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 16:33:30 2014 No.12407712 >>12407471 >while she slept with influential villagers >monks were celibate Now wait a minute here, something doesn't seem right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 16:38:11 2014 No.12407737 >>12407712 Exactly. Only the queen monk gets sex as a tool. It may even be the thing that caused her to support youkai in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 18:09:43 2014 No.12407995 >>12407712 Doesn't celibacy just refers to marriage? You can be celibate and fuck whores. Chastity, however...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 18:11:56 2014 No.12408002 File: 56 KB, 464x744, c0b007dd76cc1773ef20d870a535dbaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407419 Either Sekibanki or Raiko. Sekibanki because I like her naked legs, Raiko because I can beat her ass like a drum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 18:24:31 2014 No.12408060 File: 190 KB, 822x1238, 45417366_big_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 18:44:22 2014 No.12408142 >>12408060 My boner is not ready.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 18:46:19 2014 No.12408149 File: 669 KB, 800x1119, fbdb2ecb960e3544080705e9a7ec2515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12408060 Delicious ass she has.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 19:04:28 2014 No.12408243 The more I see Seki's ass, the more I want to spank her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 19:52:40 2014 No.12408420 File: 2.43 MB, 2362x2362, 44614975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to put her head on my lap and pet her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 21:59:30 2014 No.12408771 File: 175 KB, 717x1000, 36996951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll start a big family with Kaguya so that she isn't lonely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 00:11:06 2014 No.12409223 File: 675 KB, 1200x1200, d9077ae314e0d5eb9545cb8bd81753f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12408002 I wanna bite into Seki Becky's ass like an apple.

>>	Veinfag Sun Aug 24 00:13:46 2014 No.12409231 The question is which one i wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 00:53:32 2014 No.12409341 >>12409231 Which one wouldn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 05:12:16 2014 No.12410017 >>12409223 I want to spank her and lick her hot, red bottom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 18:24:40 2014 No.12412369 File: 1.09 MB, 890x890, Cirno learns about babies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's a sperm?

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