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>TFW you will never have a girl cling to your arm shortly before she eats you

>> No.12375655

>>12375584
What part does Rumia like to eat first?

Does she go for her favorite parts first or does she save the best for last?

>> No.12375677
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>Not becoming a Youkai or anything that isn't Human in general prior so you can have the clinging part with none of the eating and dying

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>>12375677
I like sunglasses Rumia

>> No.12375943

>>12375584
>>12375677
Please do not use little Rumia to greentext.

>> No.12377074

>>12375677
They eat livestock, too.
Would a predator youkai eat a prey youkai or would it absorb the victim's powers?

>> No.12377089

>>12375584
>cling to arm

Perfect! I don't even have to grab it first!
Execute manouver "smash grabbed thing into a tree"!

>> No.12377099
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>>12377089
Please do not bully unless it is an act of self-defense.

>> No.12377104

>>12377099
It IS a act of self defense if youkais are involved.

Just like grabbing the lenght of piano wire i keep in my pocket and use it to chocke the youkai till it drop, giving me enough time to either escape or cut it and eat it's heart

>> No.12377148

>>12377104
I can't even tell if you /a/b/v/ people are being ironic anymore

>> No.12377166

>>12377148
Hey! If a youkai comes within 10 meters of distance from you then it's considered a act of aggression.

And consider the following, the only way you, i, that guy over there and the one on the other side of the board are going to enter Gensokyo is not the "good" way.

Is the "hope you are either lucky or prepared, preferabily both" way.

No danmaku, no friendly chit chat, no slightly torn clothes or some bruises, to after confrontation tea.

Just you, and them, your life at the stake, the adrenaline pumping, the brain going crazy trying to pick every signal from the outside.

There is only one thing that matters, only one thing that hold true.

The strong and resorceful win over the weak and naive.

It's the rules of nature

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP!
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE!
(Alive!)
FOR A WHILE!
(No choice!)
OUT THERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!

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>>12377166
Youkai have rights too, dickhead.

>> No.12377258

>>12377166
get out

>> No.12377318

What if I eat her first?

>> No.12377393

>>12377074
Everyone knows youkai and Mega Man are different things.

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>> No.12377528

nothing a muzzle won't fix

>> No.12378832

>>12377243
YIDF pls go

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>> No.12378882

>>12377393
I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me.

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Rumia would never hurt anybody!

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>>12380671

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>> No.12380685
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Waha!

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I love his daughter, oh so much.

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>> No.12380997

>>12380697
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

>> No.12380999
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>>12380997
Impossibru

>> No.12381002

>>12380997
we'll sexualize whoever we want :^J

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>> No.12381006

>>12380685
guys, i need rule 34 now

>> No.12381018

>>12375584
Oh wow, that's some new type of a cancer thread right here.
Get the fuck out of /jp/.

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>>12381006
We can't post porn on the jay!

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Harder!

>> No.12381069

Where does a flesh-eating monster like Rumia get her clothes from? I'm sure she's incapable of sewing, and if she got them from her food, they'd be torn and ill-fitted. Does she go to the underground?

>> No.12381077

>>12381069
Youkai brand youkai store in the youkai mountain.

Some human meats and ta da fresh clothes for you.

>> No.12381082

>>12381069
Rumia's territory is close at the Devil house right? I suppose she can hunt for humans and trade the meats there since the devil is also a blood drinking monster.

>> No.12381083

>>12381069

Just because Rumia is a flesh-eating monster doesn't make her a wild beast. She is more than capable of peaceful interaction when she chooses.

>> No.12381085

>>12381052
>>12381043
>>12381029
>>12381021
>>12381005
>>12380999
Sexualizing Rumia ist verboten

>> No.12381087

>>12381085
Is that so?

>> No.12381091

>>12381082
>>12381077
Grand Theft Rumia when

>> No.12381116

>>12381006
Touhou's getting pretty popular on /d/. Look how many touhou ops there are. /d/ is also hidden /l/. Loli and shota get posted all the time and never gets deleted unless it's too realistic.

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>>12381087

>> No.12381130

>>12381091
Only Ex-Rumia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHuFdh451r0

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>> No.12382584

Why am I in a greentext thread with no one being called out on it not being a quote? What the fuck has happened to /jp/?

>> No.12382608

>>12382584
I don't give a fuck anymore. They won a long time ago.

>> No.12382615

>>12382584
The dread specter Jewnes and his long-departed /bun/s has finally been laid to reset.

>> No.12383374

>>12382584
I already called them out here:
>>12375943

>> No.12384230

>>12382615
Well where the hell is /bun/ hosted now so I can get out of here

>> No.12384795

>>12377243

REMOVE YOUKAI remove youkai
you are worst youkai. you are the youkai idiot you are the youkai smell. return to mayohiga. to our lunarian cousins you may come our vilage. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,mayohiga we will never forgeve you. youkai rascal FUck but fuck asshole fairy stink luna sqhipere shqipare..youkai extermination best day of my life. take a bath of dead youkai..ahahahahahMAYOHIGA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget gensokyo border founding.youkai we bomb the yukari, youkai return to your precious former hell….hahahahaha idiot youkai and lunarian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE YOUKAI SPELLCARD FROM THE PREMISES. you will get captured. former hell+youkai mountain+hakugyokurou+makai+luna=kill mayohiga…you will incident/
zun alive in human village, zun making album of human village. fast synth zun human village. we are rich and have points now hahahaha ha because of zun… you are ppoor stink youkai… you live in a mountain hahahaha, you live in a illusionary village
zun alive numbr one #1 in human village….fuck the youkai mountain,..FUCKk ashol youkai no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur fairy and gaphag. 2|_||\| aliv and real strong miko kill all the youkai farm aminal with synth magic now we the hunma rule .ape of the zoo gaphga yacmo yukari fukc the moriya snakefrog and lay egg this egg hatch and mayohiga wa;s born. stupid fairy form the eggn give bak our p-item we will crush u lik a skull of feral youkai. human village greatest vilag.

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>>12384795
Reimu pls go

>> No.12385899

Even Rumia has standards about who she eats.

If /jp/ were in a Touhou game, they would probably be a shut-in in the human settlement, being an Eastaboo while everyone shot him dirty looks.

>> No.12385930

>>12385899
So can you discourage Youkai with strong BO? Maybe peel back my foreskin and blast some smegma at particularly hungry ones?

>> No.12385931
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>>12385899
I'd be out getting fucked up, nerd
Me in the middle

>> No.12385936

>>12385931
He has to pee but is too weak to escape

>> No.12385952

>>12385936
One wayward sneeze, and he's done for.

>> No.12385958

Does a monster like Rumia have sexual urges she needs to satisfy or does she only care about eating human flesh?

>> No.12385972
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Rumia has decided to take some time off from stalking the night to settle down and raise a family.

>> No.12385996

>>12385958
Rumia is a pure, innocent little girl; please do not involve any kind of perverse topics when discussing her.

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so is this like a Rumia vore thread?

>> No.12386026

>>12386002
Do not save samples
Do not post samples

>> No.12386071
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>>12386026
is that a yes?

>> No.12386373

>>12386071
Well, no one's stopping you, eh?

>> No.12386412

>>12385930
Someone wrote about that. It'll just get bitten off.

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>>12381085

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