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Which of these religions would you like to see enter touhou

Shinto, Buddhism And Taoism
Already in touhou

First nontheistic
Stoicism, Platonism, Confucianism, Jainism

Second polytheism
Hinduism, Wicca, voodoo, pow-wow, Zoroastrianism, shamanism, totemism,
Roman/Greek polytheism, Nordic polytheism, Celtic polytheism, Slavic polytheism, Egyptian polytheism, Chinese folk religions, cheondoism, caodaism, hoahaoism

Third monotheistic with the exception of Abrahamic religions

Gnosticism, Sikhism, bahai faith, Druze faith

>> No.12369982 [DELETED] 

>>12369978
The one that states that faggots like you need to kill themselves out of /jp/.

>> No.12369986

>>12369982
Are you frustrated?

>> No.12369991

>>12369982
Are you inconvenienced?

>> No.12369998 [DELETED] 

>>12369991
>>12369986
Hit the road gay boy.

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>>12369998
Are you flustered?

>> No.12370007 [DELETED] 

>>12370004
Who /a/ here XD

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>>12370007
Are you uncomfortable?

>> No.12370071

but religious war is fucking over

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>>12370071
Are you bothered?

>> No.12370130

>>12370093
yes, because it's new story now

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>>12370130
Are you encountering obstacles preventing you from reaching your destination?

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>>12370198
I want to hug you tewi and do cute things to you like forehead kisses.

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I want a 2hu Cao Cao

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>>12370251
You have problem?

>> No.12370313

>>12370301
I want to skin Tewi, make a stew and eat her with Reisen joining in for all the sins she has with rabbitkind (she encourages eating her own kind and trap and sell them in the market).

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>>12370313
Are you troubled?

>> No.12370331

>>12370316
why isn't tewi fucking dead if that's Meddy standing next to her.

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>>12370331
Are you the victim of mischievous shenanigans?

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>>12370350
I want to genuflect in front of Tewi.

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>>12371216
Are you in a Bad mood?

>> No.12371509

>>12371483
>tumblr

Are you a gigantic faggot?

>> No.12371520

>>12369978
Satanism.

>> No.12371545

>>12371509
Are you upset?

>> No.12371552

>>12371520
But that's new, was started in the 1960's

>> No.12371560

>>12371545
You forgot your Tewi picture.

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>>12371545

>> No.12371681

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB7bxRNswo0

>> No.12371717

This is like if dog shit could talk.

>> No.12371897

>>12369978
You're not the Japanese tripfriend who came to a /jp/ meetup a year or so ago are you?

>> No.12372392

>>12369978
>Third monotheistic with the exception of Abrahamic religions
Why do you exclude them? Also Sikhism and the Bahai Faith have heavy influence from the Abrahamic religions. If your going to be a bigot at least be consistent.

Now to answer your question, while following your guidelines, Nordic.

>> No.12372399

I'd like to move on from religion-centric touhou and go onto other things. I don't exactly want gensokyo to become a religious battleground. I like just random silly incidents happening and the protagonists investigating them.

More western/foreign touhous would be nice though.

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Islam.

>> No.12373602

>>12373580
I do not understand this picture.

>> No.12373619

>>12373602
Jesus is trying to get the demons to stop bullying his friends.

>> No.12373646 [DELETED] 

>>12373602
The fanon depictions of Christian demons from the Key of Solomon and the books that followed its release are weird as all fuck.

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>>12371560
>>12371563
>>12371717

You have oppositions?

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>>12373647
Your resistance only makes my penis harder.

>> No.12373659

>>12373602
Jesus is a double dealing Jew and is casting away God's Angels

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>>12373580
>Those scissors
Was Jesus kill la kill?

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>>12373654
Are you having difficulties reaching a conclusion?

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>>12373669
I do experience some trouble while trying to home in to your hare-y vagina.

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>>12373684
Are you stupid?

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>>12373691
Stupidly horny, yes.

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>>12373697
Are you a fool?

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>>12373716
I'm a fool for shut the fuck up and place your pelvis on my adequately sized dick.

>> No.12373768

Goddamn someone skin the rabbit already.

Call Reisen to deal with her.

>> No.12373781 [DELETED] 

>>12373768
Don't worry, man.
If I put my mind to it, the things I can't vanquish with my dick are next to none.

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>>12372392
I think OP is excluding them because magic is frowned upon in the Abrahamic especially in Christianity. With the witchhunts and the Malleus Maleficarum and demon/Dragon slaying as told in stories. Don't forget that santa fought and beat and made a demon his slave "krampus" to punish bad kids

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>>12373737
Are you choleric?

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>>12373800
My pursuit for your private parts is paired with a zen-like state of mind.

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>>12373816
Are you delusional?

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I want more Jewhous

>> No.12373951

is reimu shinto?

>> No.12374511

>>12373788
What if I want my demon hunters seduced by kitsune. How else will I get that?!?

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>>12373872
cute Jew

>> No.12374599

what about the church of the flying spaghetti monster? that's a legitimate religion.

what about scientology? i'm sure nitori would be up for that.

most importantly, what about the cult of cthulhu? i'm sure the elder gods would have a field day in gensokyo.

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>>12374511
Do you really think Ran could seduce a Christian church militant?

>> No.12374639

>>12374627
>that red mark on the hand
BURN THE WITCH

>> No.12374645

>>12374599
>fsm
I don't want fedoras in the fairyland.
>Scientology
Sure, blatantly scamming people sounds right up that rotting twat.
>Cthulhu
We already have Yukari.

>> No.12374654

>>12374645
yukari's nowhere near cthulhu. she's just a poser who thinks jumping through his realms counts.

i could see yukari opening a gap to go in, only to have cthulhu emerge and ask her why can't she stop fucking trespassing into his house and then bitchslap her with his mouth tentacles.

>> No.12374661

>>12374654
Cthulhu for all this stupid bullshit, got driven back by fucking long sticks.

I fucking hate how modern pop culture makes him like an ultimate super monster or some shit.

>> No.12374670

>>12374627
She may have to break him first...

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>>12374639
BURN THE WITCH!

>> No.12374685

>>12374654
If I remember correctly, the powers of mint and berries defeated him

>> No.12374688

>>12374670
>she may have to break him first
With what? Her hips?

>> No.12374707

>>12374688
She is a 9 tailed kitsune. She could just beat the living daylights out of him, nurse him back to health and repeat til Stockholm Syndrome kicks in.

>> No.12374728

In all seriousness, aside from the whole supa tenko thing in the fandom, Ran is the strongest beast youkai, this means she got to be strong, physical-wise since beast youkai focus on physical attack and savagery, being beasts and all.

>> No.12374734

islam
that would be last ZUN's game because the goatfuckers would murder him

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>>12374734
>islam
How would they fight? I don't know of any stories or text of Judaism or islam fighting monsters. Seriously when have you read or heard of a rabbi or imams fighting evil?

As for Op's question, It would be interesting to see Roman/Greek priestess channeling Roman gods powers to fight.

>> No.12377521

how about the church of emacs

>> No.12377524

>>12369978
Do druids count?

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>>12377517
>stories or text of Judaism fighting monsters
I'm a Western folklore otaku and you are a silly man.
Judaism is a 5000 year old religion with tons of such stories in folktales.

Succubi and summoning them comes from such stories, so we already have Koakuma from Judaic stories. A lot of black-magic nonsense stems from ancient kabbalah rituals that became popular amongst hipster morons during the Renaissance.

>Seriously when have you read or heard of a rabbi fighting evil?
The Golem, you boob. I'm sure even you are familiar with them. A golem Touhou might be cool.

If you want a collection of such stories & folklore, I would recommend Lilith's Cave

>> No.12377582

>>12374627
>implying any male could resist

>> No.12377587

>>12377572
Huh. I thought that Succubi were a middle ages development, but not as old as 5000 years.

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>>12377587
Well I don't think Succubi in particular are that old, but most of it dates back to a line in the Old Testament that scholars ran wild with to make Lilith. Lilith and female demonesses date back to the Babylonian times. So it's still several thousand years old.

However, a lot of it did develop in the Middle Ages when occultism became cool as a fad and you had books like the Key of Solomon gaining popularity.

>> No.12377652

>>12377627
The Keys of Solomon never got ``popular" until Crowley started leaking Golden Dawn documents. During the middle ages most occultists had to keep hidden from the Church.

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>>12377652
Ah, interesting!

>> No.12377664

>>12377572
If I remember correctly the rabbi created the golem to do his bidding not fight it. As for the succubi you're talking about Lilith aren't you. Related to the Babylonian goddess ishtar. In Jewish circles kabbalah is to Judaism what Mormonism is to Christianity.
Get on my level peasant

>> No.12377724

>>12377664
>Related to the Babylonian goddess ishtar
Nope. Lilith was the Sumerian night hag who killed children. It's interesting to note that Lilith is the patron demon(ess) of one of the spheres in the Qliphoth, however.

>> No.12377760

Why do people baselessly call koakuma a succubus?

>> No.12377775
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libertarianism

>> No.12377800

>>12377760
It says in the bestiary she's a minor devil so people assume since she's a devil that she is a succubus.

>Devils (悪魔, akuma) are a mighty race that inhabit Gensokyo, mostly in the Makai.

>Like magicians or vampires. It was once said that they lived in different parts of our world until mass appearances of Demon Hunters and other Christian Zealots who hunted them to extinction.

>Vampires are considered to be a type of devil in Gensokyo. Youkai or Oni might be some kind of devils as well. Examples: Remilia Scarlet, Flandre Scarlet, Koakuma, Kurumi

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>>12377800
Not to mention that having a reformed succubus playing librarian tickles my fancy.

>> No.12378642

>>12377775
>Teacher Miku Wallpaper__yvt2.jpg
>Wallpaper
>1024x768

2002 wants its computer back.

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>>12369978
ateism

>> No.12379097

>>12379038
Resident asshole Nitori is that already.

>> No.12379467

>>12379097
No, it's Sakuya.
Get your facts straight.

>> No.12379519

>>12379467
Nitori, Sakuya and Marisa all don't really care about gods.

>> No.12379594

>>12379038
Pls no, I dont want euphoric commie neckbeards in touhou. It would just be them screeching at Reimu, Sanae, Kanako, Byakaren, Toyosatomimi no miko and Eiki shiki to debate them.

>> No.12379598

>>12379594
don't forget this is 2hu, so they'd all be cute girls in frilly clothes.

>> No.12379615

>>12372399
Artesians?

>> No.12379630

>>12369978
hmmmm...
>lotsa girlies
>a few witches
Wicca would work g00t

>> No.12379644

>>12379519
Marisa better do, Komachi pretty mush warned her that she is going to Hell.

>> No.12379646

>>12379644
Not if she becomes immortal first...

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>>12379646
Gensokyo will not last forever.

The maker of the barrier has been weakened, and soon the humans in the village will start eating from disbelief's rotten fruit.

>> No.12379708

>>12379644
i wonder if those kinds of sentiments are the reason why so many animus and video games have the heroes kill god as premise, no matter what the game's actual plot is.

if your only choices are submit your soul or be punished forever, i guess the hidden third option to overthrow the tyranny and allow those who don't give a shit to be simply left alone suddenly becomes much more attractive.

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>>12379519
Nitori served Kanako, though.

Also, no one can be Atheist if gods show their face around.

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>>12377800
>demon hunting Christian zealots

THE BELMONT CLAN WILL HUNT THE NIGHT!"

"I'LL KILL YOU AND THE NIGHT!"

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>>12382075

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What was the criteria for stuff to enter Gensokyo again?

>> No.12382187

>>12382166
You have to be forgotten first.

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>>12382187
Finlands original native faith is mostly forgotten!

>> No.12382678

>>12382475
Then Finland probably has its own Gensokyo.

You can go there instead.

>> No.12383481

>>12382187
But Buddhism, Taoism and Shinto aren't exactly forgotten and don't forget the three fairies owned an American flag and that Erin took it from them.

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>>12382678
Finland is full of trollgirls and they aren't pretty

>> No.12386083

>>12383848
Besides trolls what kind of monsters does Finland have anyway?

>> No.12386109

>>12386083
Moomim

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>>12369978
Hindus aren't actually polytheistic. They're pantheistic and always have been.

Also, why no Abrahamic religions in Touhou?

The Jesuits made it to Nippon half a millennium ago, they ought to make it to Gensokyo too.

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>>12386160
They'll be coming back. Any game now.

>> No.12386186

>>12386160
Christianity became an underground religion. Not much of it was obvious until its "reintroduction" to Japan.

Kind of funny how so many of Japan's prime ministers have been christians, despite there being only 1% of christian population.

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>>12369978
Hinduism would be really fucking great.
Do want a kali-2hu.

>> No.12386213

>>12369978
>Which of these religions would you like to see enter touhou

None of the religions you listed have ever had any historical presence in Japan. The only other religion which belongs in Gensokyo is Roman Catholicism.

>> No.12386222

>>12386109
>Moomim
You mean Muumi?

>> No.12386229

>>12386213
EoSD has shown that non-japanese things can appear in Gensokyo too

>> No.12386249

>>12386229
Not non-Japanese things that have never been in Japan.

Japan has had its fill of Westerners and Western style mansions.

>> No.12386287

>>12386213
Loli Francis Xavier and Amakusa Shiro when?

>> No.12386303

>>12386287
soon

make it happen ZUN

the faith conflict can't really get going until this hapens

>> No.12386303,1 [INTERNAL] 

Janny seething ITT

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